The Informer - YOU WANTED THE TRUTH... YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH! IT'S GONNA BE ALL OUT WAR TONIGHT! THE TRUTH OF THE MATTER HAS BECOME OPENLY APPARENT! BIGG DADDY DEUCE AND "THE DIAMOND STUD" WANT AT EACH OTHER'S THROATS WORSE THAN ANYTHING IN THIS WORLD! And tonight, it may very well happen! Welcome fans to a sold-out Reunion arena! The EWA's loyal fans have shown up in masses for the last card before Rage in a Cage 2! I'm the Informer, and as always, I'm joined by Eddie Sensation and Vic Canon! Guys, is it gonna be war tonight or what?

Vic Canon - War is an understatement, Informer! War... that was last week! This week, we're gonna see one of the biggest battles in the history of the EWA! Bigg Daddy Deuce's best, injured friend Blitzkreig will be the first man to face "The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante in an official EWA match!

Eddie Sensation - Brothers, this is gonna be the end of Blitz tonight! Nicky D is gonna chew him up and spit him out! But that ain't all!

The Informer - The EWA's World Champion Zed will be in action against the HOT up-and-comer, Sir Psycho Sexy!

Vic Canon - This is gonna be a great opportunity for Sexy to really step it up a notch tonight!

Eddie Sensation - If you ask me, Sexy has been hot, but I still don't really like his chances against Zed!

The Informer - Don't forget about the #1 contenders match for the EWA International title! SoulStorm will be taking on Damian Starshot! That one is gonna be intense!

Vic Canon - Tell me about it! We've got 4-corners action... Extreme Title action, and a whole lot more! This is Tuesday Night Heat, EWA style!

Eddie Sensation - Yeah baby, grab your micky, strap on your seat belt and get ready for a thrill more intense than drunk-driving!

The Informer - SENSATION!

Eddie Sensation - HA HA! Let's go to Rachel Stevens!

Leroy - Jigga what?

Rachel Stevens - Excuse me?

Sir Psycho Sexy - You're supposed to say, "Jigga who?"

Rachel Stevens - Please answer the question.

Leroy - I'ma do what I aways do. An das kick some azz.

Rachel Stevens - Just out of curiousity Leroy, where do your priorities stand in your EWA role? You were brought here to guard Sir Psycho Sexy, but will your possible in-ring success force both of you to drift apart?

Leroy - Sheeeeit, he my man and all. He da one tol me to do dis. He tol me to stawt rasslin peepo. Afta dey come 'gainst me, dey to hurt to take him, so it works out.

Sir Psycho Sexy - Look, honey, I know I'm making you hot, so just can the controversy, and get to my segment.

Rachel Stevens - Sorry if I made you think I was trying to cause trouble Mr. Sexy. Now, Sir Psycho Sexy... tonight you are recieving a very rare, yet great opportunity to face the EWA Heavyweight Champion, Zed. Why do you think you were granted this match-up?

Sir Psycho Sexy - Natural blond, right? Look at my record, Rachel. Look at what I've done. I took on an Impact Player. I was invited into the TDS Tournament. I softened Blitzkrieg up for Diamante. I'm on a roll! If I wasn't granted this "great opportunity," which I think is bull$h!t since it is non-title, then there would be something wrong with the Championship Committee!

Rachel Stevens - What do you expect to gain after this contest, which will go down later tonight?

Sir Psycho Sexy - I'll tell you what I better gain after the match... a title shot at Rage In A Cage!

Rachel Stevens - Do you think Zed has been taking you lightly?

Sir Psycho Sexy - Personally, I think he's taking this match REAL seriously. I think the both of us are more ready for each other than you and everyone else may think. But only one of us is coming out the winner. Zed just better realize that I'm not Starshot. I'm not coming out to get a count-out win. I'm Sexy Dropping him and then I'm going to my hotel to get laid. If you want to be apart of that party, Rachel, here's my hotel key card.

Rachel Stevens - Uhhh... Thank you very much gentlemen, and best of luck to both of you. There's Leroy's music, I think it's time to send this one back to ringside. Quickly.

The Informer - For once, you're right...

Chris Myers - This next match is scheduled for one fall. First, standing 7'4" and weighing in at 475 pounds, from Gary, Indianapolis, Leroy!

["Mamma Said Knock You Out" by LL Cool J blasts through the speakers, as Sir Psycho Sexy and Leroy step out from behind the curtain and head towards the ring.]

Chris Myers - And his opponent, standing 6'3" and weighing in at 263 pounds, from Miami, Florida, Mr. Extreme!

["Brainstew" by Green Day blasts through the speakers, as Mr. Extreme steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

The Informer - As the bell sounds, the two lock up!

Vic Canon - Mr. Extreme with a finger to the eye! Leroy is stunned...

Eddie Sensation - Mr. Extreme scoops him up... Samoan Drop!

The Informer - He goes for the pin... 1.... 2.... Leroy kicks out.

Vic Canon - Mr. Extreme pulls Leroy to his feet... Nicely executed Neckbreaker by Mr Extreme! He goes for the cover... 1.... 2.... No! Leroy kicks out again!

Eddie Sensation - Mr. Extreme pikcs up Leroy, and throws him to the ropes...

The Informer - Double Clothesline!! Both men are down!

Vic Canon - Mr. Extreme is getting to his feet... He is still fresh! Mr. Extreme is climbing to the top rope!

Eddie Sensation - Leroy is still down!

The Informer - Mr. Extreme jumps... Foot to the face by Leroy!

Vic Canon - Leroy gets to his feet... He picks up Mr. Extreme, and throws him to the ropes.... BIG BOOT!

Eddie Sensation - Leroy picks him up again...

The Informer - DDT! Leroy goes for the cover... 1..... 2.... No! Mr. Extreme kicks out!

Vic Canon - Leroy picks up Mr. Extreme by the hair, and throws him to the corner.... LOOK OUT!

Eddie Sensation - BIG SPLASH by Leroy! Mr. Extreme comes stumbling out of the corner, Leroy kicks him in the mid-section.......

The Informer - POWERBOMB! Leroy goes for the cover... 1..... 2..... OH! Just out!

Vic Canon - I thought it was over right there!

Eddie Sensation - Leroy picks up Mr. Extreme again...

The Informer - He whips him to the ropes... Gorilla Press Slam! Leroy goes for the cover... 1..... 2..... No! Mr. Extreme gets out again!

Vic Canon - Mr. Extreme slowly gets to his feet... Leroy waits for him to get up.... OHHHH!!!

Eddie Sensation - BIG Chokeslam by Leroy!

The Informer - That only leaves one thing! Leroy throws Mr. Extreme to the ropes...... THE MOVING TARGET!!

Vic Canon - NO! Mr. Extreme gets out of the hold, Leroy turns around... Mr. Extreme's clothesline is ducked by Leroy...... WHAM!!

Eddie Sensation - THE MOVING TARGET!

The Informer - Leroy goes for the pin... 1..... 2..... 3!!!

Chris Myers - And the winner of this match, Leroy!

Vic Canon - Leroy picks up a win over Mr. Extreme, who upset Starshot last week! Now you can say that Extreme's win last week was a fluke!

Eddie Sensation - Yeah, but Leroy's win was no fluke, thats for sure!

Vic Canon - What a great way to kick off Tuesday Night Heat, EWA style!

The Informer - The was a great match, no doubt about it! As our cameras take a look into this sea of humanity, our loyal EWA fans, let us remind you that this Sunday, LIVE from Philadelphia... Rage in a Cage 2! We're anxiously awaiting this great EWA Pay-Per-View exclusive, and we hope our fans join us!

Eddie Sensation - Informer... look.

Vic Canon - Oh... who the...

The Informer - What's going on here? How did he...

Eddie Sensation - Ummm...

[The commentators stay quiet for a few moments, as The Informer removes his head set. The camera catches a glimps of a very unlikely EWA fan sitting in the front row... The man formerly known as EWA Co-Owner Vince Black aka Vince Di Nardo...]

Vic Canon - Fans... we're sorry... but, this just wasn't on our outlines here, and we just don't know how to react. For those of you who are lost, that man sitting... well, now standing in the front row, is Vince Di Nardo! The man formerly known as Vince Black here in the EWA... and well... we don't know why he's here.

Eddie Sensation - Why is Vince Di Nardo here in the EWA? I thought he was done with wrestling.

Vic Canon - We saw him in a "Diamond Stud" EWA television promo earlier in the week... and, well... I wonder if that was some sort of hint of things to come? It looks as if The Informer is getting ready to speak with Vince Di Nardo here! Let's take it to The Informer...

[Vince Di Nardo attempts to speak, but is drounded out by the huge fan-ovation! He waves to the fans and waits for the cheering to settle... and begins to speak...]

Vince Di Nardo - Well, before I say anything concerning why I'm back... allow me to say it's great to be back in the EWA!

Eddie Sensation - Back in the EWA? Whoa... what does that mean?

Vic Canon - Hush man...

The Informer - Back in the EWA? Mr. Di Nardo... please clarify that for us. Are you back under contract to the EWA as a chairman, or official of some sort?

The Informer - On the contrary my dear Informer. It is my distinct pleasure to announce something very important. As you may have all seen on television, my best buddy in life, "The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante paid me a visit at my home in Toronto just a few days ago. We got to talking, and one thing lead to another. I realized how bad I missed this sport, and especially the EWA!

Eddie Sensation - Aww....

Vic Canon - The sport has missed that man dearly too!

The Informer - So what does this mea...

Vince Di Nardo - [Smiles] Informer, I wasn't done. Don't get your rigatoni in a knot. [Smiles] Where do I stand with this company? Simple... I flew to this arena with Nick Diamante earlier today, and I talked to Tom Stone. It was like good old times again. Tom runs a tight company here, and I love the EWA's direction. However, I'm not back to be a suit again. No... this time around, I'd like to follow in the footsteps of my best buddy Nicky D, and I would like to try my trade in the ring!

Eddie Sensation - Oh my goodness! What a HUGE announcement!

Vic Canon - Oh my! That was a blockbuster indeed!

The Informer - Vince Di Nardo is now an active EWA wrestler?!

Vince Di Nardo - Not exactly, Informer. [Smiles] I have signed a 3-year deal with the EWA, but for the first few months of my contract, I'm going to get myself into the proper ring-shape. Vince Di Nardo will compete in the EWA, in due time! But tonight, I just kicked things off with a bang! Thanks a lot fans, and Informer... it's great to be back!

The Informer - LET'S HEAR IT FOR THE EWA's NEWEST SUPERSTAR... VINCE DI NARDO!!

Eddie Sensation - Wow! Hey Canon... talk about a shocker, huh!

Vic Canon - TELL ME ABOUT IT! That one came out of left field somewhere! Vince Di Nardo sits at ringside... the cameras catch a shot of him, and the wrestling world goes nuts! That man is another one of the men involved in the EWA's early success, and he has great roots in this company! But now he's back as a wrestler! This certainly will be a new era for Vinny D in the EWA! The Informer has just joined us back on headset... Informer, all I can say is WOW!

The Informer - Damn, when I saw Vince sitting out there in the crowd, I was hit by dejavu all over again! On behalf of the EWA, I'm saying welcome back Vince Di Nardo! He's gonna be out there watching the show, so I hope he enjoys the EWA tonight! But we've gotta move on with the rest of the program here...

Hacker - Well Robbie, Introducing my Inspiration, Lucky O'Greer.

Lucky - Err... I have never met you before. I am a Janitor aye

Hacker - Anyways, I have fought plenty of these Hardcore dudes before. I would of beat them if they didn't use Tables. You know, Hustler isn't too much of a problem if I don't let him go under the ring and take a bunch of Tables under the ring. Why do they put those under the ring anyways?

Rob DiMarco - The Hustler is one of the most hardcore competitors I have met in recent history. Don't you think you're taking him a little bit lightly?

Hacker - One of the Most Hardcore Competitors? Buddy, if he is Hardcore then that means he has no talent. He should just go out and give the belt away because he is not gonna get a Dumpster. This will be a Brawl but it will be my Brawl. For I am Hardcore Hac...

Lucky - Shhhh... you wanna get sued?

Hacker - Your fired, go back to being a janitor.

Rob DiMarco - Well, thanks a lot and best of luck to you. Guys, Hacker is on his way to the ring! Let me send it over to Rachel Stevens who's with The Hustler!

The Hustler - Well, Hacker, to me, is an old-timer looking for that last bit of glory, you know? Trying to re-live his past days in which he actually meant something to wrestling. Now, to me, is just some fat old guy that thinks that he has the skills still to take this belt away from me. Well, guess what, you dumb shit, the only thing you will be getting from me is a reason to change your Depends after this match, cause once you see me coming for you across that ring, you'll be shitting your pants. Hacker doesn't belong in the same ring with me, and he sure as hell don't deserve this title.

Rachel Stevens - Interesting. What do you think of the EWA's Extreme division, overall?

The Hustler - Well actually Rachel..... right now the Extreme Division is borderline weak for my standards. You could probably attest that to DMX being champion for a while, and therefore diminishing the worth of this now coveted title. I am the only man right now that 24-7 gives all my time and effort to the EWA Extreme Division. No other man right now is on my level, especially not Hacker, or anybody else who has had the balls to say they are extreme. I think time will tell though, and I hope that Stone can get some more competition for me to beat the shit out of in the near future.

Rachel Stevens - The title is on the line tonight, and should you be victorious, who do you think will be your next challenge for this belt?

The Hustler - Well, I guess since The Wildman was the only other man that mustered up enough courage to challenge me, I guess it would be him, but right now honestly I don't know. I think everbody is too scared to face the most successful Hardcore fighter in modern wrestling ever. No one can take me out, many have tried, all have failed. It don't really matter who's next in line for a shot at my belt, cause all they are going to get is a first-rate lesson in Getting Hustled 101! Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go kick Hacker's fat ass all over the arena....

Rachel Stevens - Thank you for your time, and best of luck to you Hustler. Let's go back to the ring!

["Smoke On The Water" by Deep Purple blasts through the speakers, as Hacker steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

Chris Myers - And his opponent, and champion... standing 6'4" and weighing in at 242 pounds, from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, the EWA Extreme Champion, The Hustler!

["Walk" by Pantera blasts through the speakers, as the EWA Extreme Champion, The Hustler steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

The Informer - Folks, we'll be back in just 1 quick moment! Don't go away!

The Informer - Welcome back to Tuesday Night Heat!! This match is just about to get started!

Vic Canon - Hey, this title belt is one of the reason's the EWA is considered an "EXTREME" wrestling organization! This belt has a long histor...

Eddie Sensation - Dude... you're making me fall asleep with all your technical talk!

The Informer - Well then, just go to sleep will you?

Vic Canon - Where was I? Oh yeah... I was saying...

Eddie Sensation - AND THE MATCH BEGINS!!! OH WHAT A RIGHT HAND BY THE HACKER!!! CORKSCREW HURRANCONRANNA!!! JESUS CHRIST!!! HACKER CLIMBS THE ROPES.... 1... 2... 3... 4... 5... 6... 7... 8... 9... 10!!!!!!

The Informer - Umm... the match hasn't even started...

Vic Canon - I think our poor friend has lost it here!

Eddie Sensation - Nah, I just found The Informer's comentary pretty lame! HAHAHA!!

["The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante suddenly appears on the video wall...]

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Hey Sensatation, The Informer's commentary isn't the only thing about this show that's lame! I'm tellin' ya... if it wasn't for me, the EWA would be a total and complete waste of time!

The Informer - Why does he...

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Informer, SHUT UP! I'M SICK OF YOUR LITTLE SMART-ASS COMMENTS EVERYTIME "TDS" SHOWS HIS FACE! Nick Diamante is here to save this segment of Heat! What do we have here... Hacker vs. The Hustler! A literal "who's-who" in the EWA! Hacker... WHO? Hustler... WHO? [Laughs] God... I have come up with the best stuff, don't I? [Smiles] Listen... Hacker, don't get excited... but I'm not on this screen to talk about you. You need counciling... and a wrestling tutor. [Laughs] I'm here instead to speak to The Hustler, the EWA's Extreme Champion! Hustler... you and I go back a few months. You were the first ever Hardcore Champion in my D.O.A.-PRO... and I'm happy to say I was the man who discovered your talent. Tonight, I'm here to give you yet another shot at greatness. I'm sure you've figured it out by now... so let me just lay the cards on the table. Hustler, I'm inviting you to participate in the prestigeos "Diamond Stud Invitational Tournament!" That's right... 4 men... 1 mini-tournament... and a diamond shot at super-stardom! Yourself, Sir Psycho Sexy, and The Wildman are the men chosen so far, and NEXT WEEK the final man will be chosen! Stay tuned EWA... because at the end of this rainbow of opportunity lays "The Diamond Stud"... ready to battle. Hustler... [Devious Smile] Best of luck to you.

[The EWA video wall fades to black...]

Vic Canon - The Hustler of all people! Back in the EWA, The Hustler and Nick used to be friends... but I guess Nick only considers people he can use as "good enough" people to be his "friends".

Eddie Sensation - Hey, I beg to differ there! Nicky D is an honest, caring man! How dare you deminish his character like that?

The Informer - He's telling the truth, if you ask me, Sensation!

Vic Canon - HEY... HEY! HACKER IS TAKING FULL ADVANTAGE OF THIS SITUATION HERE! HE JUST ATTACKED THE HUSTLER FROM BEHIND!

Eddie Sensation - And keep in mind, the Extreme Title is on the line! Wouldn't that be an upset?

The Informer - Hacker has gone on record to say that he hates hardcore wrestlers. He feels they have no talent...

Vic Canon - Well... many feel that Hacker has no talent.

Eddie Sensation - HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! AAAAAHAAHAHAHAHAH!!! OH MY GOD! QUOTE OF THE WEEK! CALL THE EWA WEB PAGE PEOPLE! HACKER HAS NO TALENT!!! HAHAHAHA!!!

The Informer - Sensation, calm down! This match has spilled to the outside... right here in front of us!

Vic Canon - Hacker tossed The Hustler into the post... NO! REVERSAL! WHAM!! HACKER WENT ONE-ON-ONE WITH THE STEEL, AND THE STEEL DIDN'T BUDGE!

Eddie Sensation - To tell you the truth guys, The Hustler looks motivated by Nick Diamante's announcement. I'm sure he knows that this is a great chance for him to make it somewhere in the EWA!

The Informer - If he goes all the way and wins the "TDS" tourney, he may very well be ready for the next level!

Vic Canon - GUYS... WATCH OUT....

Eddie Sensation - AHHHH!!!! WATCH IT... AHHH, THIS IS A NEW SUIT...

The Informer - HA HA! HACKER HAS JUST BEEN TOSSED INTO SENSATION'S LAP! WHAT A MOMENT!

Vic Canon - THIS ONE'S GONNA MAKE THE HIGHLIGHT REEL FOR SURE!

The Informer - LOOK AT SENSATION ON THE FLOOR... THIS IS A CLASSIC!

Vic Canon - SENSATION HAS BEEN KNOCKED OFF HEADSET! That's the best thing that's happened all night! [Laughs]

Eddie Sensation - Hey... I HEARD THAT!

The Informer - Tell us Sensation, what did it feel like to have another man on your lap!

Eddie Sensation - SHUT UP!

The Informer - WAIT... RIGHT HERE ON THE FLOOOOOR.... POWERBOMB BY THE HUSTLER!!!

Vic Canon - HUSTLER GOES FOR THE PIN... THIS COULD BE ALL!!! FLEMING COUNTS.... 1... 2... 3!!! THE HUSTLER WINS THIS EXTREME TITLE CONTEST IN CONVINCING FASHION!

Eddie Sensation - HE'S GONNA HEAR FROM MY LAWYER!

Chris Myers - The winner of this contest, and still EWA Extreme Champion, The Hustler!

Vic Canon - This man is ready for the "TDS" tourney if you ask me!

Eddie Sensation - He beats the Hacker, and now you think he's a hero. Umm... I don't think so!

The Informer - I understand that Rob DiMarco is backstage with The Wildman! Take it away Rob!

The Wildman - I'm really not sure. Ever since the EWA has come back on the scene things definately haven't been the same. Nothing is the same as they used to be. I've changed, everyone and everything else has changed as well. I've changed because I've always knew where I wanted to go in this sport. I've always known what path I was supposed to go down, but for some reason, I don't anymore. When I think of what to do next, I think about going after the Extreme Title one more time, just to see if I can do it, and see how long I can keep the title. I also think about going after the International Title once more as well. Maybe I'll do both, I'm really not sure. One thing is for sure in my mind. I will always be The Wildman, and that will never, ever change.

Rob DiMarco - "The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante has placed you in his special 4-Man "Diamond Stud Invitational Tournament", the winner of which will face him at Extreme and Uncensored 2 in December. Do you think this tournament will help get you back on track? Keep in mind... a win over Nick would put you right in the EWA title scene.

The Wildman - I think that it will help me to decide the next path for me to take. I think I can beat Nick Diamante in this tournament. I've never faced him in the ring before, but when I see him, it seems like there are a dozen Nick Diamante's running around in each f*cking fed in this world. I don't think there's anything special about him, except the fact that he's good at talking, and that's just about it.

Rob DiMarco - What do you think of your opponent here tonight, X-Treme?

The Wildman - I've fought him several times before, and he's no threat to me at all. He's a tough wrestler, I'll give him that, but is no where near my level. One thing is there that I can see as plan as day. I've been here a hell of alot longer than he has, and that right there is why he isn't even gonna know what hit him tonight.

Rob DiMarco - Well, best of luck tonight and in the "TDS" tournament. Let's go back to The Informer, Vic Canon and Eddie Sensation.

["Living Dead Girl" by Rob Zombie blasts through the speakers, as The Wildman steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

Chris Myers - First, standing 6'4" and weighing in at 245 pounds, from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, X-Treme!

["Ironman" by Black Sabbath blasts through the speakers, as X-Treme steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

The Informer - If you can recall, last week X-Treme went down to Zed in a Heavyweight Title Match!

Vic Canon - Certainly did! I think that this is the worst time for X-Treme right now... He just came off of a Title Shot, and has climb all the way up again!

Eddie Sensation - Oh shut up! The guy never had a chance against Zed! Why do you think it was a title match?! Everyone knew Zed would have killed him!

The Informer - Forearm to the head of X-Treme! The Wildman follows it up with a Piledriver right in the middle of the ring!

Vic Canon - The Wildman goes for the cover... 1.... 2... Easy kick out by X-Treme!

Eddie Sensation - The Wildman throws X-Treme to the ropes... Flying Clothesline! X-Treme goes down hard!

The Informer - The Wildman picks up X-Treme again... He's seting him up for something!

Vic Canon - WHAM! Powerbomb by The Wildman! He goes for the cover... 1.... 2...... No! X-Treme just gets a shoulder up!

Eddie Sensation - The Wildman picks up X-Treme.... Double Arm DDT!! Hey look!!

The Informer - What the hell?!? Leroy and Triple D are coming to the ring with that same breifcase!

Vic Canon - This can't be good....

Eddie Sensation - TAKE IT OFF! TAKE IT OFF! TAKE IT OFF!

The Informer - Calm down man.... The Wildman throws X-Treme to the ropes... X-Treme reverses.......

Vic Canon - Leroy swings the breifcase!!!

Eddie Sensation - AH!

The Informer - WHAM! The Wildman just got nailed in the head with the breifcase!

Vic Canon - And Lee Fleming saw it! He's calling for the bell!

Chris Myers - The winner of this match by Disqualification, The Wildman!

Eddie Sensation - TAKE IT OFF! TAKE IT OFF! TAKE IT OFF!

The Informer - Geeze man! Keep that thing in your pants!

Eddie Sensation - What are you talking about?! OH, I KNOW! You WISH you could see it! I didn't know you swung that way Informer!

The Informer - Very funny....

Eddie Sensation - WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME THAT WAY?!?!??!

The Informer - Oh Please.... Ladies a--

Eddie Sensation - OH PLEASE?!?!?! DUDE, YOU'RE SCARING ME!!!

The Informer - Ladies and Gentlemen, we'll be right back after this quick break!

The Informer - Welcome back to Heat folks! We are now awaiting the arrival of "The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante.... He should be arriving any minute now!!

[With that said, "Back In Black" by AC/DC blasts through the speakers as the fans get on their feet to welcome Dino Delsante......... After several seconds, and eventually minutes, Dino does not come out.]

Vic Canon - Ummm.... Informer?

The Informer - ..... O.... Ok, so now lets get on with the show shall we?

Vic Canon - Yeah!! Yes... yes.... please do!

Eddie Sensation - Myers is waiting in the ring, so shut up and listen to him!

["Down Bottom" by Ruff Ryders blasts through the speakers, as Justin Credible steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

Chris Myers - And his opponent, standing 6'7" and weighing in at 275 pounds, from Parts Unknown, one half of The Seventh Layer, Havoc!

["F*ck Dying" by Ice Cube blasts through the speakers, as Havoc steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

Chris Myers - Their opponent, standing 5'9" and weighing in at 249 pounds, from Brooklyn, New York, Taz!

["Survive If I Let You" by Various Artists blasts through the speakers, as Taz steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

Chris Myers - And their opponent, standing 6'1" and weighing in at 230 pounds, from Parts Unknown, one half of The Seventh Layer, Fallen Angel!

["F*ck Dying" by Ice Cube blasts through the speakers, as Fallen Angel steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

The Informer - Look at this! Taz is being beat on by Fallen Angel and Havoc, and Justin Credible is just standing on the outside watching!

Vic Canon - Well we all saw the beating Justin Credible pulled on Taz earlier this week! I'd like to see Taz get his hands on Justin Credible!

Eddie Sensation - Well I doubt he'll get his hands on him, or even get up! Taz is being brutalized!

The Informer - The Seventh Layers drag Taz to his feet...

Vic Canon - Double Powerbomb! Great move by Havoc and Fallen Angel!

Eddie Sensation - Now what? They're climbing to the top rope!

The Informer - Fallen Angel jumps..... Leg Drop off the top! Havoc follows.....!

Vic Canon - Senton Bomb!

Eddie Sensation - That's gotta hurt!

The Informer - Fallen Angel goes for the cover... 1.... 2..... What the hell?!?!

Vic Canon - Justin Credible just put Taz's leg on the bottom rope!

Eddie Sensation - I thought they hated each other!

The Informer - We all did! What's going on?!

Vic Canon - Havoc picks up Taz, and whips him to the corner! Havoc falls to his knees.....

Eddie Sensation - Is this what I think it is??

The Informer - WHAM!!! HELLFIRE!! Taz drops to the mat!

Vic Canon - Havoc goes for the cover.... 1.... 2..... 3!!!

Chris Myers - And the winner of this match, Havoc!

Eddie Sensation - Look out! Justin Credilbe is in the ring!

The Informer - SPEAR! Down goes Havoc! Fallen Angel attemps a clothesline, but Credible ducks and clotheslines him over the top!

Vic Canon - Justin Credible has just cleared the ring!! What's he doing?!

Eddie Sensation - He's laughing at Taz!! HHAHHA! He's just standing there, and laughing!

The Informer - The Seventh Layer jump back in the ring...

Vic Canon - And Justin Credible is running for his life! The Seventh Layer are chasing him backstage!

Eddie Sensation - Look! Taz is getting up! He doesn't look too happy!

The Informer - Well what do you expect! He just got his ass kicked and his so called friend did nothing but laugh at him!

Vic Canon - It should be interesting to see what happens at Rage In A Cage 2!

The Informer - With that, lets send it up to Chris Myers, who is ready for the next match!

Eddie Sensation - Chirs?

["Bitter Sweet Symphony" by The Verve blasts through the speakers, as SoulStorm, step out from behind the curtain and head towards the ring.]

Chris Myers - And his opponent, standing 6' and weighing in at 223 pounds, from Akorn, Ohio, Damian Starshot!

["Bad Magic" by Godsmack blasts through the speakers, as Damian Starshot steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

The Informer - Starshot is making his way to the ring...

Vic Canon - SoulStorm baseball slides to the outside! Starshot grabs his legs as he slides out, and drops him on the concrete floor back first!!

Eddie Sensation - Ouch! That's gonna leave a mark!

The Informer - Starshot picks up SoulStorm, and walks around one side of the ring.... He throws SoulStorm, No! He reverses, AND STARSHOT GOES STRAIGHT INTO THE STEEL POST!

Vic Canon - DAMN! SoulStorm want's this title shot BADLY, and you can see it in the way he's wrestling!

Eddie Sensation - SoulStorm picks up Starshot, and throws him into the ring! Starshot is rolling around, holding his shoulder!

The Informer - SoulStorm gets into the ring, and applies an arm bar! Damian Starshot is reaching for the ropes..... And he gets there!

Vic Canon - SoulStorm isn't letting go of the hold! Lance King starts the count... 1..2..3..4, Soulstorm releases the hold!

Eddie Sensation - Good strategy!

The Informer - Actually, he should be working on the legs, not the arms....

Vic Canon - Good point.

Eddie Sensation - Must you two ALWAYS agree?!

The Informer - Well, when you've got two guys who know their stuff, and one idiot, it's hard to disagree!

Vic Canon - Hahaha! SoulStorm positions himself.... Standing Moonsault! Into the pin... 1.... 2..... No! Starshot gets out!

Eddie Sensation - SoulStorm picks up Starshot.... FALLING REVERSE DDT! SoulStorm gets up, and raises both arms in the air!

The Informer - Bad move! He could have the match won right now, but he's wasting his time!

Vic Canon - SoulStorm slowly walks towards Starshot....

Eddie Sensation - OH NO!!!

The Informer - DAMIAN STARSHOT ROLLS HIM UP... 1.... 2... OH! JUST IN TIME!

Vic Canon - SoulStorm is up, and is kicking Starshot in the arm and shoulder viciously!

Eddie Sensation - SoulStorm just shit his pants! Call Time-Out!

The Informer - You're an idiot....

Eddie Sensation - Sorry Mr. Professional, but that was SARCASM!!! Want me to spell it out?! S-A-R-C-A-S-M!!!

The Informer - Oh shut up Sensation!

Vic Canon - SoulStorm picks up Damian Starshot... OH! Inverted Suplex! SoulStorm picks up Starshot, and throws him to the ropes!

Eddie Sensation - Starshot bounces off the ropes....

The Informer - Sleeper applied by SoulStorm!! This could be it!

Vic Canon - Damian Starshot is slowly fading! He's down to one knee........ and down to the mat! SoulStorm is squeezing as hard as he can!

Eddie Sensation - Fleming is lifting Starshot's arm.... And it's down!

The Informer - Lee Fleming lifts Damian Starshot's arm again... and it falls! That's two!

Vic Canon - One more time, and this match is over!

Eddie Sensation - REALLY?!?

Vic Canon - Oh shut up you idiot...

Eddie Sensation - [In his best Vic Canon voice...] Oh shut up you idiot!!!

The Informer - Fleming lifts his arm.... No! Starshot is up on one knee! He gets onto his feet, and whips SoulStorm to the ropes!

Vic Canon - SoulStorm bounces back.... BACK BODY DROP! SoulStorm is down! Damian Starshot is going to the top....

Eddie Sensation - Uh oh! This is where he preforms best!!

The Informer - SoulStorm is up! He knocks Starshot down, and climbs to the top! This doesn't look too good for Starshot....

Vic Canon - LOOK OUT!!!

Eddie Sensation - BANG!! DAMN!!!!!

The Informer - SOUL SHREAD! Starshot is out! SoulStorm goes for the pin... 1..... 2...... 3!!!!!

Chris Myers - And the winner of this match, and #1 Contender for the International Title, SoulStorm!

Vic Canon - SoulStorm with a HUGE victory over Starshot! SoulStorm will be heading to Rage In A Cage for an International Title match with "Crystal Clear" Cody Covington!

Eddie Sensation - But now, we gotta take a break!

The Informer - Don't go anywhere, we'll be right back!

Chris Myers - This next match is scheduled for one fall, and is a Non-Title Match! First, accompanied to the ring by Leroy, standing 6'3" and weighing in at 235 pounds, from Los Angeles, California, Sir Psycho Sexy!

["Sir Psycho Sexy" by The Red Hot Chilli Peppers blasts through the speakers, as Leroy, followed by Sir Psycho Sexy, step out from behind the curtain and head towards the ring.]

Chris Myers - And his opponent, standing 6'5" and weighing in at 270 pounds, from Chicago, Illinois, the EWA Heavyweight Champion, Zed!

["Unforgiven" by Metallica blasts through the speakers, as the EWA Heavyweight Champion, Zed steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

The Informer - There he is! Some call him one of the best EWA Champions in recent history, but one thing is for sure... this guy is one of the most hated men in this game today!

Vic Canon - Loved or hated, he gets the job done!

Eddie Sensation - I'm not too nuts for this guy, even though his dishonesty does over-shadow the sun! Tonight, he's got a fight on his hands, and he better not take Sir Psycho lightly!

The Informer - Sexy looks totally focused and ready for this match. he's also got Leroy in his corner... always keep that in mind!

Vic Canon - There's nothing quite like a 300 pounder watching you back at all times, is there?

Eddie Sensation - Well, I beg to differ, actually! I'd like 2 or 3 99-pound broads watching my behind 24/7, if you know what I'm saying bro!

The Informer - Oh please...

Vic Canon - Same old Sensation!

Eddie Sensation - Yeah... yeah, whatever! Hey, this match has just got on its way! Sir Psycho quickly charges in with a clothesline... ducked...

The Informer - WHAM! WHAT A HUGE KICK TO THE FACE BY ZED! That one was right on the money if you ask me!

Vic Canon - Damn... I felt that one all the way down here! Zed looks pretty damn focused tonight! This Sunday he's gonna have to be the same!

Eddie Sensation - Hey, let me take this time to tell all the fans out there in TV land... peeps, if you still haven't ordered EWA Rage in a Cage 2... WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU WAITING FOR??? YOU WAITING FOR ME TO COME THERE AND HOOK UP THE CABLE BOX FOR YOU??? GET YOUR ASSES OFF THE LAZY-BOY AND GO TO YOUR CABLE COMPANY!!! TELL THEM YOU WANT RAGE IN A CAGE 2... AND TELL EM' YOU AIN'T TALKING ABOUT NO HARDCORE COCK FIGHT!

The Informer - Ummm, Sensation.... Cock fighting is illegal... I seriously doubt it would be on pay-per-view!

Vic Canon - [Laughs] You never know... some people will do anything for a dollar these days!

Eddie Sensation - Damn, how easily you guys get side-tracked! Look in the ring, willya? Zed has a top wrist-lock on Sir Psycho Sexy!

The Informer - Pretty effective too!

Vic Canon - Hey... Leroy is getting on the apron!

Eddie Sensation - The ref is trying to get the big dude off the apron! Whoa... Zed's attention has been altered... he's now paying attention to Leroy, and not Sexy!

The Informer - Zed better watch his back... Psycho is starting to come around...

Vic Canon - Sexy runs to the opposite ropes.... he's gonna nail Zed...

Eddie Sensation - NO!!! Zed moved out of the way!! Sexy ran into Leroy and sent him flying to the outside!!

The Informer - OUCH! Big ride... BAD LANDING FOR LEROY!

Vic Canon - IN THE RING... IN THE RING... DDT BY ZED!!! WHAT GREAT POSITIONING BY ZED!!

Eddie Sensation - I've gotta admit right now, he's looking great and totally in championship-condition for this one!

The Informer - If Zed continues to compete like this, he'll have no trouble winning this match, or any other!

Vic Canon - What a great night is has been so far here on Heat! I'm still shocked by the return of Vince Di Nardo to the EWA!

Eddie Sensation - For those of you who missed it earlier on, something freaky happened. It's too bad though... I'm not gonna tell you what it was!

The Informer - Eddie!

Eddie Sensation - What?? If they're not gonna tune into Heat, I'm not gonna tell them what happened!

The Informer - Fine, I'll do it!

Eddie Sensation - NO YOU WON'T!! LALALALA!!! NO, YOU FANS AREN'T GONNA GET TO HEAR WHAT HAPPENED! LALALALALA!!! NO, VINNY D DIDN'T SIGN A CONTRACT!! NO!!! LALALALA!!! NO, HE'S NOT GOING TO WRESTLE IN THE EWA!! LALALAL!!! NEXT TIME WATCH HEAT AT THE RIGHT TIME AND SEE IT FOR YOURSELF!!! LALALALALA!!

The Informer - [Laughs] Ah, the EWA's very own Eddie Sensation... don't you just love him?

Vic Canon - Oh yeah! What would Heat be without Sensation!

Eddie Sensation - IT WOULD SUCK!

The Informer - Fans, I'm sorry... we're side-tracking from the match here. You can blame Mr. Sensation for that later! Right now, we've got action in the ring. Zed is still firmly in control of this match with Sir Psycho Sexy!

Vic Canon - Zed tosses Sexy to the ropes.... Zed runs in... OH NO!! SIR PSYCHO JUST DROPKICKED ZED'S KNEE!! MAN... WHAT A LIGHTNING-LIKE MOVE!

Eddie Sensation - That one is sure to change the complection of the match. Fans, you're not gonna see this kinda action at any cock-fighting tourney!

The Informer - Oh no, for sure!

Vic Canon - How did we get on the subject of cock-fighting anyways?

Eddie Sensation - ORDER RAGE IN A CAGE 2, LIVE THIS SUNDAY ON PAY PER VIEW.... AND I'LL PERSONALLY INCLUDE RACHEL STEVENS' HOME PHONE NUMBER FOR THE FIRST 100 ORDERS!

The Informer - OH MY GOODNESS!

Vic Canon - [Laughs] Eddie, you're a card...

Eddie Sensation - No I'm not. I'm an EWA commentator... what's wrong with your vision?

The Informer - NEVER MIND! Guys... action... in the ring! Sir Psycho Sexy just landed a huge leg drop off the second ropes! This match has "upset" written all over it at this point!

Vic Canon - Well, Zed seemed focused at the begining of this match, but right now he seems off his game. You've gotta wonder... do you think all this Diamante/Deuce controversy is getting to Zed's head?

Eddie Sensation - It's possible. Zed always tries to act like a calm, cool rebel... meanwhile, I bet he's involved in some deep counciling every week!

The Informer - I highly doubt that, Eddie.

Vic Canon - Same here. He may be confused over this situation though. We're all gonna have to wait to get answers anyway... in our next match, all the questions may very well be answered!

Eddie Sensation - Sexy looks to be gaining a pretty good advantage here in the ring guys. Zed is stunned in the middle of the ring. It looks like Sexy is gonna try to hit Zed with a running clothesline again.

The Informer - Sexy runs, uh... Zed ducks... WICKED! ZED JUST CAUGHT HIM IN A NECKBREAKER!

Vic Canon - ADVANTAGE ZED!

Eddie Sensation - MATCH POINT! 14/LOVE! LOVE/LOVE! DEUCE! HAHAHA!! THIS AIN'T TENNIS DUDE!

The Informer - Zed looks to be back into it, and he may very well wrap this one up any time now!

Vic Canon - What's this? Looks like Zed is heading up top...

Eddie Sensation - Zed, on the top? Ain't that like a bird outta water?

The Informer - Umm... birds fly, they don't swim.

Eddie Sensation - Really? Then explain the concept of the flying fish for me, willya?

The Informer - Umm...

Vic Canon - Zed is going to the top here guys...

Eddie Sensation - Hush! The Informer just jigged his own lure!

The Informer - WHAT???

Vic Canon - Hey... WHAT THE HELL??? THAT'S... OUT OF THE CROUD... NO!

Eddie Sensation - I CAN'T BELIEVE IT... THAT'S... THAT'S...

The Informer - VINCE DI NARDO JUST ATTACKED ZED WITH A STEEL CHAIR!! THE REF HAS CALLED FOR THE BELL... BUT WHO GIVES A DAMN HERE!

Vic Canon - I DON'T UNDERSTAND! I THOUGHT VINCE SAID HE WAS GONNA WAIT TO GET IN SHAPE!

Eddie Sensation - ZED JUST PROVED MY THEORY ABOUT FLYING FISH, BY THE WAY!

Chris Myers - The winner of this match by way of a disqualification, and still EWA Heavyweight Champion, Zed!

Vic Canon - LOOK AT VINCE DI NARDO HERE!!! HE'S GOING BALISTIC ON ZED!! I DON'T GET THIS AT ALL!!!

Eddie Sensation - MORE OFFICIALS ARE COMING INTO THE RING HERE....

The Informer - OH MY GOD!!! OH NO!!! HOW DARE HE??? VINCE JUST HIT LANCE KING WITH A CHAIR! KING IS ONLY A REFEREE!! THIS IS TOTAL CARNAGE!

Vic Canon - WHY HAS VINCE DONE THIS???

Eddie Sensation - LOOK AT VINCE! HE LOOKS LIKE A MADMAN IN THERE!! HE'S STRANGLING ZED WITH THE CHAIR!! AN OPEN CHOKE WITH A STEEL CHAIR!! HAHAHA!! I LOVE IT!!

The Informer - IN THE SPAN ON 2 MINUTES, VINCE HAS BEEN ABLE TO DO WHAT MANY HAVE STRUGGLED WITH LATELY! HE PUT ZED ON HIS BACK!

Vic Canon - I DON'T GET IT! VINCE IS DIAMANTE'S BEST FRIEND, BUT HE'S ALSO DEUCE'S FRIEND! AND HE'S BASICALLY HELPING DEUCE'S CHANCES HERE!! WHAT'S GOING ON??

Eddie Sensation - NO, NO, NO! NO MORE POINTLESS SPECUALTION... I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA SAY!

The Informer - I DON'T THINK DEUCE AND DIAMANTE ARE IN CAHOOTS... I THINK THEY'RE ALL IN CAHOOTS! ALL 3 OF THEM!

Vic Canon - SAY IT AIN'T SO! LOOK AT VINCE... HE'S BEATING ZED IN THE WORSE POSSIBLE WAY! WITH A VICIOUS STEEL CHAIR!

Eddie Sensation - WHAT'S HE DOING NOW!?? HE JUST JUMPED OUT OF THE RING....

The Informer - HE'S GOING FOR A MIC! OH DAMNIT!

Vic Canon - LISTEN UP...

Vince Di Nardo - YOU DIDN'T SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME, DID YOU??? VINCE DI NARDO BACK IN THE EWA? I DON'T THINK SO! I WOULD NEVER RETURN TO THIS HELL-HOLE! THE EWA IS A SINKING SHIP, AND IN 1 SHORT MINUTE, I JUST BE-HEADED IT'S CAPTAIN! NEVER AGAIN SHALL I GRACE THE EWA WITH MY PRESENCE! NICKY D, ALL I GOTTA SAY IS THANKS FOR HELPING ME WITH THIS ONE... BUT I HAD TO DO WHAT I HAD TO DO! ZED... DON'T TAKE IT PERSONALLY BUDDY! YOU WERE JUST IN THE WRONG PLACE AT THE WRONG TIME! EWA... TAKE YOUR PICTURES, BECAUSE I'M DONE WITH THIS ORGANIZATION! LATTA FOLKS... IT'S BEEN FUN!

The Informer - WHAT??? I DON'T GET IT?? THIS WAS AN ATTACK ON THE EWA???

Vic Canon - WHY WOULD HE DO THIS?? TOM IS HIS FRIEND... IMAGINE HOW TOM FEELS RIGHT NOW!

Eddie Sensation - EITHER WAY, TAKE ONE LAST LOOK, CAUSE THAT MAN AIN'T COMING BACK! THANK'S VINNY D... YOU MADE THIS NIGHT WORTH REMEMBERING!

The Informer - DAMNIT... DAMNIT! FOLKS, WE HAVE TO TAKE A COMMERCIAL BREAK! WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK!

Blitzkreig - Rachel, I know my knee isn't 100%, Deuce knows my knee isn't 100%, Nick D and the rest of the world knows my knee isn't 100%. But I can guaran-damn-tee I will give nothing more than 100%. Rachel, I'm not a furtune teller and I don't see the future, I can't tell you what the outcome of tonights match. Whether I win or lose tonight, I will get my hands on the Diamond Dudd.

Rachel Stevens - Nick has made it public. He's gonna target that knee, attempt to separate that ACL ligament, and evidently end your wrestling career. Are you concern at how far this man will go just to upset Bigg Daddy Deuce?

Blitzkreig - That just goes to show how cowardly Nick D is. He doesn't have the balls to go at the Bigg Daddy so he has to go through the round about way. That tells me that Nick D is scared. He doesn't really want a piece of the Deuce. He can't handle the Deuce. So he is gonna act all big and bad and avoid the Deuce. Ever noticed that Nick D never gets within 50 feet of Deuce?

Rachel Stevens - Deuce, you've been going through a lot of mental anguish lately. You lost to Zed... you still don't know for sure if you will be facing him at Rage in a Cage 2... SoulStorm has been on your back... and most importantly, Nicky D has attacked your best friend for coments that you made. Please, tell us what is on your mind right now.

Deuce - Whats on the Deuce's mind? Well the same thing that is on your mind there chicky baby. Deuce. Plain and simple. Yeah Zed, got a cheap win and Soulstorm is a bitch, and Nicky D as well. But you can't live in a fog. I have cleared my mind of all the non-sense and bullshit that goes on around the EWA and focused on the same thing that I have been focused on since the return of the EWA. GOLD. One way or another I will be at Rage In A Cage Part DEUCE and I will face Zed in the ain event and I will take his damn belt.

Rachel Stevens - I know it's gonna be hard to sit back and watch this match tonight, especially if Nick totally goes after Blitz's knee, and the match becomes nothing more than a brutal attempt on Nick's part to end Blitz's career. Deuce, will you be a factor in this match tonight?

Deuce - Yes. Its the main event I have to be. But... Blitz and I talked and I will not interfere in the match. If Nick D gets his Canook ass out of line then Deuce will be there to set him straight. Count on me as an enforcer type person in this weeks main event.

Rachel Stevens - There you have it. Best of luck to you Blitzkreig! Let's go back to the ring for the main event!

["When Worlds Collide" by Powerman 5000 blasts through the speakers, as Blitzkreig kicks a rear-entrance door to the arena open, and steps out with a baseball bat!]

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Hunny, you hit the nail right on the proverbial head! I've been a part of the EWA for a while now, but it's time for me to prove myself in a totally different fashion. All crap-talk aside, this is gonna be an experience long-remembered in the EWA. The day that Nicky D finally shut his mouth and joined the action... it's coming. And trust me... you best prepared to be amazed!

Rachel Stevens - We heard Danger Inc. saying that you would take the "coward's way out" by focussing your offence on Blitzkreig's knee. How do you respond to those coments?

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Oh... I'm going after that knee alright. It's the soundest, most enjoyable strategy possible. They're only calling me a coward because they're scared of how far I will go to get to Deuce. Let me say one thing concerning Blitz's little knee. I may use the agrevated ACL as a key to victory, but after the match is done... Blitz, I'm gonna look you in the face... I'm gonna make sure you look me right in the eyes... and I'm gonna laugh. I'm gonna laugh... and I'm gonna enjoy every second of the pain I cause you tonight! That, my little limping friend, will be mental pain and anguish... something you're not ready for!

Rachel Stevens - One final though, Mr. Diamante. You've been saying time and time again that this will be Blitzkreig's last EWA match-up. What makes you so confident you will be able to injure Blitz so badly, especially when we know Deuce is in the arena and ready to go should your actions get out of line?

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - [Laughs] What Blitzkreig doesn't know.... what he doesn't know won't hurt him!

[Laughs and shoves the camera out of his face]

The Informer - WHAT THE HELL DOES HE MEAN BY THAT???

Vic Canon - I have no clue, Informer! But Nicky D must have something up his sleve in this one!

Eddie Sensation - Well if you 2 would shut up... maybe we could take it up to Chris Myers and let him introduce the man... Geeze!

Chris Myers - And his opponent making his official EWA debut, standing 6'8" and weighing in at 292 and one-half pounds, from Toronto, Canada, "The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante!

["Got The Life" by KoRn blasts over the arena as "The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante steps out from behind the curtain and makes his way into the ring.]

The Informer - Man... I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONE ALL WEEK LONG!

Vic Canon - Tell me about it! There's so much tension built up in this one... plus, it's the official EWA in-ring debut of Nick Diamante. What more could you ask for here?

Eddie Sensation - Nick Diamante is standing on the apron, and he's asking for a mic... OH HAPPY DAYS!

The Informer - Why can't this guy just get in the ring and wrestle? Must he annoy us everytime we see him?

Vic Canon - WHOA!! I THINK YOU GOT YOUR WISH INFORMER!!

Eddie Sensation - HEY!! THAT WAS UNCALLED FOR!!! BLITZKREIG JUST JUMPED DIAMANTE FROM BEHIND, SENDING HIM OUT TO THE FLOOR!!! NICK DOESN'T EVEN HAVE HIS LONG, LEATHER COAT OFF YET!!

The Informer - YOU'VE GONNA GIVE BLITZKREIG ALL THE CREDIT IN THE WORLD! THAT KNEE OF HIS HAS NOT BEEN THE SAME SINCE ABOUT 3 WEEKS AGO! THIS MAN HAS BEEN WORKING ON AN AGREVATED ACL FOR ALMOST A MONTH NOW! WHAT GUTS BY BLITZ!

Vic Canon - It's plain as day... you can see that Blitzkreig's knee is not only being supported by a knee-brace, but it is also heavily taped!

Eddie Sensation - WHO CARES ABOUT HIS KNEE DAMNIT!! LOOK AT WHAT HE IS DOING TO NICK DIAMANTE!!! WHAM!! JESUS CHRIST... RIGHT INTO OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE!!!

The Informer - I don't think the ref has even officially started this match!

Vic Canon - This isn't a match yet... it's nothing but a brawl! And I don't blame Blitzkreig for jumping Nick from behind! Do you guys remember what happened last week when "The Diamond Stud" attacked Blitz with a cro-bar right in that injured knee?? That was totally gross! Who can do something so cruel?

Eddie Sensation - IT WAS ENTERTAINING! I LOVED IT... BUT I DON'T LOVE WHAT'S GOING ON RIGHT NOW!!

The Informer - BLITZKREIG HAS A FOLDING CHAIR....... HOMERUN BABY!! LOOK AT NICKY D's SPIT FLY!!

Vic Canon - LISTEN TO THE CROWD HERE... BLITZ ISN'T THE MOST OVERWHELMING FAN FAVORITE, BUT I GUESS THESE FANS HAVE BEEN WAITING FOREVER TO SEE NICK GET A BEATING LIKE THIS!

Eddie Sensation - WHAT KIND OF ANIMAL IS BLITZ??? HE WON'T EVEN GIVE NICK DIAMANTE A SECOND TO REMOVE HIS LEATHER TRENCH-COAT!! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH THAT THING COSTS???

The Informer - It doesn't matter! At this pace, "The Diamond Stud" may need to pawn it off somewhere, because if this is the kinda action he's gonna put up in the EWA, he better look for a new line of work!

Vic Canon - Big bodyslam by Blitz on the outside!

Eddie Sensation - SOMEBODY STOP THIS THING AND LET NICKY D TAKE HIS DAMN COAT OFF!!! HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF THE TERM "CRUELTY TO ANIMALS?" THIS MATCH IS "CRUELTY TO ICONS!"

The Informer - HA HAAA! I'M LOVING THIS! THIS... IT... IT JUST DON'T GET TOO MUCH BETTER THAN THIS!! DO YOU GUYS KNOW WHAT A PRICK NICKY D IS?? HE IS THE BIGGEST JERK I HAVE EVER MET!

Vic Canon - Amen to that! I bet you every employee in the back who has to go through "The Diamond Stud" mistreatment of them on a daily-basis is loving this match!

Eddie Sensation - HEY!! I'M GONNA TELL NICK YOU'VE BEEN SAYING THIS STUFF ABOUT HIM!

The Informer - Go right ahead, Sensation!

Vic Canon - Blitz is finally getting back onto the apron, and hopefully into the ring. The ref is going around to the other side of the ring to inform the time-keeper to ring the bell and start this match!

Eddie Sensation - It's just starting now? This sucks... look at Blitz on the apron celebrating! Nicky D is trying to make it into the ring here...

The Informer - HEY... WHA... WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT??? BLITZKREIG JUST FELL OFF THE APRON!!!

Vic Canon - OH... WHAT THE... NO!! "THE DIAMOND STUD" JUST PULLED THAT VERY SAME CRO-BAR HE USED LAST WEEK OUT OF HIS SLEVE! AND HE JUST WHACKED BLITZ'S KNEE WITH IT!! NO WONDER HE WAS KEEPING THAT COAT ON!!!

Eddie Sensation - HAHAHAAHAHAHA!! AND THE REF HAS NO CLUE! THAT RIGHT THERE IS POETIC JUSTICE!

The Informer - I can't believe this! Blitz was in total control, and it was as if Nick was waiting until the ref wasn't paying attention. Nick suckered Blitz in, and went all-out on his knee! OH.. OH, AND LOOK AT HIM NOW!!! HE'S CONVENIENTLY GETTING RID OF THE WEAPON UNDER THE RING! DAMNIT!

Vic Canon - "The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante is finally tossing Blitz into the ring!

Eddie Sensation - HAHAHA!! I WAS JUST THINKING OF SOMETHING... CANON, EARLIER ON YOU SAID NICKY MUST HAVE SOMETHING UP HIS SLEVE!! AHAHAAHA!!

Vic Canon - Hilarious...

Eddie Sensation - HAHAHAH!!! I THOUGHT SO TOO!! LOOK AT NICK D, HE'S IN FIRM CONTROL OF THIS ONE NOW! BOOM... WHAM... HE'S GOT BLITZ'S KNEE HUNG OVER THAT BOTTOM ROPE, AND HE'S NAILING IT WITH SWIFT KICKS!

The Informer - As much as I don't want to, I've gotta give Diamante credit. His actions may have been under-handed, but they work alright.

Vic Canon - And that's all that really matters in this one, I guess.

Eddie Sensation - COME ON GUYS, YOU SOUND ALL DEPRESSED HERE!! LOOK AT IT THIS WAY... WE MAY BE GETTING READY TO SEE THE DEBUT OF "THE DIAMOND DRIVER"! THIS MOVE IS SUPPOSED TO BE ONE OF THE MOST DEADLY MOVES AROUND!

The Informer - Yeah, as if Blitzkrig doesn't have enough to worry about here!

Vic Canon - "The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante tosses Blitz to the ropes... Nick quickly jumps up to the second ropes facing the crowd... jumps.... WHAT A FLYING BACK ELBOW!!!

Eddie Sensation - DAMN!! THAT MOVE WAS RIGHT ON THE MONEY, HONEY! ARE WE IMPRESSED YET??

The Informer - I think the entire world is impressed right now! Nick Diamante is such a big man, but he's so agile!

Vic Canon - Look at Nick... he's slaping Blitz in the face repeatedly! These actions must not be sitting well with Bigg Daddy Deuce in the back!

Eddie Sensation - HA HA! WHO CARES!! IN THE RING WITH NICKY D IS THE PLACE TO BE... UNLESS YOUR NAME IS BLITZKREIG!

The Informer - Blitz is on his feet, but he is totally dazed, and he has no idea where "The Diamond Stud" is!

Vic Canon - Nick Diamante gets a running start from infront of Blitz... runs to the ropes behind him.... REVERSE SPEAR! GOD LORD WHAT IMPACT!!!

Eddie Sensation - I HAVE NEVER SEEN A MOVE SO CRISP! WHAM! I LOVE IT!

The Informer - Blitzkreig has shown us no offence for the last few momenst here... the ref might wanna think about stopping this match!

Vic Canon - You know what? I have to admit, Nick hasn't really been working on that knee in this match.... except for that low-down cro-bar sht in the beginning.

Eddie Sensation - HEY... HEY GUYS! LOOK... NICK DIAMANTE IS ASKING FOR A MIC!! HAHAHA!!!

The Informer - Why??? Can't this man go five minutes without speaking?

Vic Canon - I guess not... let's listen up!

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - I bet there's about 18-thousand people in this arena right now who are in awe of my technical ability in this very ring, right now!

The Informer - Yeah right... listen to these people boo!

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - But you know what people, the show's not over yet! Too many people in this industry have me marked-out as some sort of cruel human being! But in reality... I'm the kindest guy you'll ever meet in the squared-circle! I'm such a humanitarian!

Eddie Sensation - HAHAAHAHAHA!!! YOU GOTTA LOVE THIS MAN!

The Informer - If he was a humanitarian, he wouldn't put us through this...

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - I'm such a humble, kind person that I'm going to introduce a new, revolutionary concept to the world of pro-wrestling. Every week has it's Sunday... a day of rest and reflection! Well, from now on... every "Diamond Stud" wrestling contest will have it's moment of rest and reflection as well!

Eddie Sensation - Amen Brother!

The Informer - What's he talking about?

Vic Canon - I have no clue!

Eddie Sensation - HAHAHA!!! LOOK... HE JUST KICKED BLITZ IN THE KNEE SINCE HE WAS MOVING AROUND! HAHAHAH!!!

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Damn fool... You'd think he'd at least have the respect not no interupt my moment of kindness! Where was I... oh yeah. Out of the goodness in my heart, from this day forward, every Nicky D contest will contain the period of reflection known as The Diamond Opportunity! Yes... that's right! At this time, I'm going to pose a very important question to Blitzkreig! Blitzkreig... you're in no condition to be wrestling a match, much less a match against "The Diamond Stud"! I'm going to offer you the chance to crawl out of this ring right now, and except the fact that I am the better man.

Vic Canon - OH, GIVE ME A BREAK HERE!!!

Eddie Sensation - HAHAHAHAAH!!!

The Informer - In all my years in this sport...

Eddie Sensation - SHUT UP INFORMER!

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Well Blitkreig, what'll it be pal?

Vic Canon - He just tossed the mic to Blitzkreig who is on the mat in extreme pain!

Eddie Sensation - Blitz has the mic... I wonder what he's gonna say!

The Informer - Come on Blitz, make the right choice!

Vic Canon - As much as I wouldn't want him to call it quits righ here, I think it would be the best move. His knee can't take much more!

Eddie Sensation - He's gonna speak!

Blitzkreig - IN YOUR DREAMS, ASSHOLE!

Vic Canon - OH MY GOODNESS!! BLITZKREIG JUST WHIPED THE MICROPHONE AT DIAMATE'S HEAD!! I THINK HE NAILED HIM RIGHT IN THE NOSE!!!

Eddie Sensation - WHY THAT UNGRATEFUL BASTARD!

The Informer - HA HA!!! THAT HAD TO BE THE MOST HILARIOUS THING I HAVE SEEN IN MY ENTIRE WRESTLING CAREER!

Vic Canon - It may have been funny, but I don't think it was smart! Nick is facing the crowd, but you can tell that he's more pissed off than he is in physical pain!

Eddie Sensation - BLITZ'S ASS IS STILL ON THE MAT!! WHEN NICKY D TURNS AROUND, IT'S ALL OVER!

The Informer - DAMNIT... NICK IS APPROACHING BLITZKREIG, AND HE HAS A HOLD OF HIS KNEE... NO, ACTUALLY HE HAS BOTH OF HIS ANKLES!! WHAT'S HE GONNA DO HERE?

Vic Canon - It looks like he's trying to hook some sort of submission move on Blitz... I'm not sure!

Eddie Sensation - Morons... THAT'S A TEXAS CLOVERLEAF!!! A HIGH-ANGLE TEXAS CLOVERLEAF!! THIS IS GONNA BE THE END OF BLITZ!

The Informer - OH MY LORD... IMAGINE THE PRESSURE ON BLITZKREIG'S KNEE RIGHT ABOUT NOW!

Vic Canon - THIS HOLD ISN'T GONNA DO BLITZ'S ACL LIGAMENT ANY FAVORS! BLITZ BETTER JUST GIVE UP!

Eddie Sensation - YOU GOT THAT RIGHT! HE BETTER GIVE IT UP, OR HIS CAREER IS GONNA BE ALL OVER LIKE NICKY D SAID!

The Informer - LOOK AT THE PAIN AND ANGUISH IN BLITZ'S EYES! HE'S SCREAMING, BUT HE DOESN'T SEEM TO WANT TO GIVE UP! THIS TAKES GUTS! I DON'T CARE WHAT HAPPENS... THIS MAN HAS THE MOST GUTS I'VE EVER SEEN!

Vic Canon - LISTEN TO THIS CROWD... THEY'VE ACTUALLY STARTED A "BLITZ... BLITZ!" CHANT! THE FANS, JUST LIKE US, RESPECT BLITZKREIG FOR BEING A MAN HERE!!

Eddie Sensation - HE MAY HAVE GUTS, BUT HE HAS NO BRAINS HERE!! THIS LITTLE CHANT BY THE FANS IS GONNA BE RINGING IN BLITZ'S EARS NEXT WEEK WHEN HE'S SITTING IN A HOSPITAL BED WITH HIS LEG IN A SLING!

The Informer - BLITZ IS A MAN!! A REAL GUTSY MAN, SENSATION! AND NOBODY CARES WHAT YOU SAY!!

Vic Canon - Hold on guys... the referee is motioning something here...

Eddie Sensation - GOOD! HE'S GONNA GIVE IT UP!!

The Informer - NO! BLITZKREIG IS TAPPING OUT!!

Vic Canon - NO!! NO!!

Eddie Sensation - OHHH YEAH BABY!!! WHAT WERE YOU SAYING ABOUT THAT MAN'S GUTS??? HAHAHA!!! HE HAS NONE!!

The Informer - HE HAS MORE GUTS IN HIS BABY FINGER THAN YOU HAVE IN YOUR BODY SENSATION!

Chris Myers - The winner of this match by submission, "The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante!

Eddie Sensation - IT REALLY DON'T MATTER DOES IT!!! HAHAHAH!!! NICKY D HAS WON THIS MATCH!!! JUST LIKE HE SAID HE WOULD!

The Informer - YOU'D THINK THAT WOULD BE ENOUGH.... NO, HE STILL HAS THE DAMN CLOVERLEAF HOLD ON!!! WHAT KIND OF MAN IS NICK???

Vic Canon - A PATHETIC MAN!!!

Eddie Sensation - NO!! A SMART, SUCCESSFUL MAN!! HEY ADAM KRESS, IF YOU'RE OUT THERE... I'D PAY ATTENTION RIGHT NOW TO THIS BEATING!!

The Informer - THE RING IS FILLING UP WITH EWA OFFICIALS... THEY'RE ALL PLEADING WITH NICK TO RELEASE THE HOLD!

Vic Canon - WHO'S GONNA STOP THIS MAN??? REALISTICALLY??? HE'S NOT JUST GONNA RELEASE THE HOLD UNTIL HE GETS THIS MESSAGE ACROSS TO BIGG DADDY DEUCE!!

Eddie Sensation - WHERE IS DEUCE ANYWAYS, HUH??? I THOUGHT HE HAD BLITZ'S BACK!

The Informer - I DUNNO WHERE DEUCE IS, BUT THE IMPORTANT THING RIGHT NOW IS THAT THE REFEREES GET NICK TO RELEASE THIS HOLD! IT'S BEEN WHAT... ABOUT 3 MINUTES NOW! THAT MOVE FOR 3 MINUTES... IT'S INSANE!!

Vic Canon - I just can't believe this... Blitzkreig has a family... he has friends... this is way beyond the line. Somebody needs to come out here and physically remove Nick from this ring... they need to suspend him! He needs to learn that he can't do whatever the hell he wants to around here! THIS IS A WRESTLING ORGANIZATION, DAMNIT!! WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH WRESTLING!!???

Eddie Sensation - HAHAHA!! THAT'S A CLEAN, TECHNICAL, BY-THE-BOOK WRESTLING MANUVER YOU MORON!!

The Informer - HEY, THERE'S BIGG DADDY DEUCE!!!! FINALLY, DEUCE IS SPRINTING TO THE RING!!!

Vic Canon - "THE DIAMOND STUD" SEES HIM, AND FINALLY HE RELEASES THE HOLD!!

Eddie Sensation - DEUCE IS RIGHT IN NICK DIAMANTE'S FACE!!! THIS IS THE STAREDOWN OF THE CENTURY!!

The Informer - I DON'T GET THIS! WHY IS IT JUST A STAREDOWN??? WHY ISN'T DEUCE ATTACKING NICK DIAMANTE!!

Vic Canon - I HAVE NO CLUE!! THIS MAKES NO SENSE WHAT SO EVER!!

Eddie Sensation - I THINK DEUCE IS MORE CONCERNED ABOUT HIS BEST BUDDY BEING INJURED! HAHAAH!!

The Informer - WHOA... WHAT THE...

Vic Canon - DID YOU SEE WHAT I JUST SAW???

Eddie Sensation - I SAW IT... BUT WHAT THE HELL DOES IT MEAN!!!

The Informer - NICK JUST SMILED AND WINKED AT DEUCE!!!

Vic Canon - WHAT THE HELL???

Eddie Sensation - I DON'T UNDERSTAND!

The Informer - THIS HAS TO BE THE ANSWER! COME ON! DEUCE AND DIAMANTE HAVE TO BE IN CAHOOTS!

Vic Canon - IT SURE AS HELL LOOKS THAT WAY!

Eddie Sensation - No way! Look at Deuce's face as Nick is leaving the ring! He may not have attacked The Stud, but maybe... just maybe Nick Diamante has something on Deuce!

The Informer - In a promo that Nick cut a few days ago, he said "Maybe things between he and Deuce could go back to the way they were!" Guys... I think it's all beginning to make sense here! I don't think Nick and Deuce are working together... I have a feeling Nick knows something about Deuce that Deuce doesn't want the world to know! I think Nick Diamante is blackmailing Bigg Daddy Deuce in some way!

Vic Canon - It just doesn't make sense! Something is up between these 2, but I just don't know what!

Eddie Sensation - Whoa, guys... you are blowing this way, way out of proportion! Think about it... you guys think that Deuce and Diamante might be in cahoots, right? What does that mean? Does it mean that Deuce doesn't care about Blitzkreig? NO!

The Informer - You've got a point there. We all know that Deuce and Blitz are closer than family!

Vic Canon - Well, bottom line... SOMETHING IS GOING ON BETWEEN DEUCE AND DIAMANTE! Whether is be blackmail, or even some sort of friendship... I dunno, something is way too fishy here!

Eddie Sensation - Once again... you're looking too far into this! Nick hates Deuce, and vice-versa! Canon, seek some mental aid, willya?

The Informer - Gentlemen, calm down! Well fans, you judge for yourself! We have no clue what the status of the rumored Deuce/Diamante relationship is! Maybe we'll get more clues this Sunday at Rage in a Cage 2! Deuce gets his rematch at Zed's title... until then folks, for Canon and Sensation, this is the Informer saying see you at Rage in a Cage 2! Goodnight everybody!

[A black screen is shown. The Tuesday Night Heat credits begin to roll, when suddenly...]

[....the lights in the arena begin to dim as "Shake Your Bon Bon" by Ricky Martin begins to roar over the PA System. The fans get on their feet and begin to boo as the EWA Big Screen begins to play Adam Kress's entrance video. "Hostile Youth 2000: The Innovators of Taking Names" scrolls over the EWA Big Screen in huge, silver, 3-D letters. The fans begin to throw garbage at the entrance as Adam Kress starts to make his way towards the ring. He has on a black "HY2K" shirt with the sleeves cut off and is wearing the EWA North American title tightly around his waist while he carries his half of the EWA Tag Team titles. "Awesome" Adam is also carrying a bag with something in it. The fans begin to chant "KRESS SUCKS" while the multi-champion makes his way to the ring. Someone throws their drink at Adam but he quickly smacks it away. Adam continues making his way towards the ring when he sees a sign that says "ADAM KRESS=THE CHAMPION OF NORTH AMERICA" Kress takes the sign and holds it in front of the camera then gives the sign back to the fan and continues on his way down the aisle. Once Kress reaches the ring he slowly makes his way up the ring steps and enters the ring through the middle rope. Adam climbs to the middle turnbuckle and holds up his half of the EWA tag team titles while he confidently points to his newly won North American title. Red and Silver pyro begins to explode above the ring as Adam Kress poses for the capacity crowd that is chanting "YOU SUCK". Kress walks over to the ring attendant and grabs a microphone then walks over to the Informer. He points to him, and then points to the mat, as to tell him to get in the ring. Kress waits for the music to stop and the crowd to die down before they start the interview.]

The Informer - Well Adam, its been awhile since we've heard from you, or Chris Slates for that matter. I think the main question is, what the hell happened during that match on HEAT last week with you and Chris Slates?? A lot of people are wondering whether or not you two are in cahoots.

Adam Kress - What the f*ck are cahoots??

The Informer - Nevermind, what is your connection with Chris Slates.

Adam Kress - [Laughs] We're both from Pittsburgh!!

The Informer - Well, what's in that bag you are carrying??

Adam Kress - The lunch my mommy made for me.

The Informer - Well, since you wont talk about any subject I come up with, how does it feel to be the EWA North American champion??

Adam Kress - Hmmm...... now that's a tough question. I really don't know how I feel. I feel a little hungry..... but I'll just get something to eat after the interview. To tell you the truth I'm a little beat after that match with Chris Slates. It was one grueling contest. But I'm a little pissed off because these dumbass fans keep on chanting that I SUCK!!! How do I suck when I'm the guy with two belts??? I know a lot of you people are morons and cant count above ten without removing your shoes so I will just count them for you, TWO TITLES!! I am the Multi-Champion in the EWA!! But I do have to admit...... Chris Slates gave me one hell of a fight!!! That was the match of my career!! It was the hardest fought battle in the history of in-ring action!! Chris Slates..... You are one tough Mutha Trucka and right now..... Right now I would like you to come out here so I can thank you for giving me one hell of a fight!!!! Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for the newest member of HY2K, CHRIS SLATES!!!!!!!

[At that moment the lights dim and and a sput of red pyro shoots out of the top entrance ramp. "Welcome to the Fold" begins to play around the arena and Chris Slates pushes his way through the black curtain and makes himself present. Boos comes from the crowd as Chris Slates makes his way to the ring. The EWA fans don't see why Slates gave the easy victory to Kress. He slides in under the bottom rope and poses to the crowd. Slates then steals the microphone away from the Informer and pushes him out of the ring.]

Adam Kress - Thank God someone got rid of that loser. I was about to lose consciousness from his bad breath!!

Chris Slates - [Laughs] You're right, Kress, that was one hell of a fight. It was over though before it even started, or so it seems. You put up one of the greatest shows and proved that you have what it takes to be the EWA North American Champion. I congradulate you for winning the title and we both know you deserve it more than I do... Many of you are probably wondering, Why Slates, Why?? Well, I got a real simple answer for you. Why would I be a self-centered bitch and hold the North American Title when I won a fluke match over Divine? Adam Kress is the perfect man for this title and that's why I "accidentally" tripped over the rope and got pinned. Kress you are the man!

[Slates reaches out his hand asking for a hand shake.... Kress embraces Slates and the fans begin to fill the ring with garbage as Kress opens the bag and pulls out an HY2K shirt and hands it to Slates. Slates puts on the shirt as Adam and Slates celebrate in the ring. Adam takes the microphone from Chris Slates and begins to speak as the fans chant "FAGGOTS."]

Adam Kress - I don't know why you people are saying that because I don't see any of your fathers around here!! Now Chris you have made the greatest career move that you could possibly make!! Now that you are in HY2K there are no limits to where your greatness will go...... And remember, when you're in HY2K, only good things can happen, buddy your career is going nowhere but up!!! HY2K is going to run over the EWA like a monster truck on a bunch of small cars!!! But..... There's still something missing...... It feels like something is wrong...... OH YEAH!! "Bubbalicous" Brian!!! Where is that son of a bitch??

[Ric Flair's theme starts up over the speakers and a long "WHOOO!" can be heard. Brian Kress walks out from behind the curtains and stops, he spins around on the metal platform then falls dizzily. He is wearing a blue robe with silver sparkles all over it and on the back in real big letters it reads "BUBBALICIOUS." A ringside assistant hands him a mic, he taps the top of it and puts the top of it inside his mouth.]

Brian Kress - WHOOOOO!!!!!

[Brian takes the mic out of his mouth and begins to spit the nasty taste out of his mouth. The mic has slobber all over it now so he gets a new one. Brian begins to dance around the ring like a madman bumping into Kress and Slates. Finally, Adam Kress and Chris Slates grab hold of Brian and calm him down. Bubbalicious looks over the crowd and begins to speak once again trying to speak louder than the booing fans.]

Brian Kress - SHUT UP, already!! You people just don't get it. You've just seen the greatest stable in all of EWA history return and this is the respect we get from you?!? A lot of people think that we are only second best, and that R~X was the greatest of all stables..... WOW, its pretty good when you have 30 damn members! We are the ELITE of the EWA and we plan on keeping it that way! We're the best of the best!! And when you mess with the best..... YOU DIE LIKE THE REST!!! I mean why go to all the trouble of letting just anybody in when they could suck? It's pointless! So quit begging and whining at us to be let into this great thing, because we Hand Pick all of the members before they are let in! And believe me..... there is already a fourth member just waiting to show his bodacious booty!!

Adam Kress - Bodacious Booty??

Brian Kress - SHUT UP!! Speaking of that prehistoric stable R~X we are all graced with the presence of God's Gift to wrestling himself..... NICK DIAMANTE!!

[After about three minutes the three men look at each other impatiently and Adam begins to speak.]

Adam Kress - I guess he doesn't have the Stone's to show up.......

[Suddenly "Mr. Crowly" by Ozzy Ousborne begins to play and the lights in the arena dim.]

Adam Kress - What the hell?!? OH NO!!! STAND BACK CHRIS!!! IT CANT BE!! IT.... ITS.... THE DIAMOND STUD!!!! WE'RE SCREWED NOW!! LETS RUN AWAY!!!!! BRIAN, GET OUT OF THE RING!!!!

[The Kress Brothers and Slates hop out of the ring but stay at ringside while a dark figure comes out from behind the entrance curtain. The fans begin to boo ferociously when they see that its none other than "The Losing Legend" Scott Sanders dressed up like the Diamond Stud. He has on black sunglasses, a ketchup stained Adidas shirt, a leather jacket, a dirty black wig, and several pillows stuffed under his shirt and in the rear of his pants to make him look like he has a pot belly and an enormous ass. People begin to toss garbage at the impostor while Slates and the BJ Boyz continue their lame act outside the ring acting as if they are terrified. Once the Fake Diamond Stud gets in the ring the music stops playing, he reaches inside his pocket. He pulls out a chicken bone and mistakes it for a microphone. He tosses the chicken bone out of the ring then reaches back in his pocket and pulls out a microphone, as Adam Kress and Chris Slates carefully get back in the ring.]

Adam Kress - Ok..... Hold on now Stud..... We don't want any trouble!! We just want to cut our interview on HEAT and get the hell outta here!! We know your insane appetite for foo... I mean pain!! Well, just leave now.....

[The fans all realize that it is just Scott Sanders dressed up like the Diamond Stud and they begin to chant "SANDERS SUCKS". As Slates and the Kress Brothers try to leave the ring, Scott Sanders starts to talk with a high pitched squeak.]

Sanders Stud - Just hold on a second fellas!! The Diamond Stud is here to kick your butts!! Now get back in here so I can give it to ya!! Now, a lot of people wonder why I am called Canada's Greatest Export...... Well, its because we all know Canada is known for its great beer..... And since my body is shaped like a beer bottle, they decided to call me Canada's Greatest Export!!! See, that wasn't so tough, was it?? Now you guys..... OH BOY, your gonna get it!! Now get back here and take it in the rear!!

Adam Kress - Now I wouldn't say your body is shaped like a beer bottle..... It's more like a bowling pin. But wait a minute Dud, uh, I mean Stud. There's a few questions me and Chris have to ask you....

Chris Slates - Yeah..... How the hell do people think your fat ass is Studly??

Adam Kress - And is it true you drink Maple Syrup by the gallon??

Sanders Stud - NOW YOU DID IT!!

[The fake Diamond Stud throws down the microphone and takes off his jacket. Right when he's about to rush towards the two men he grabs his chest and falls backwards.]

Sanders Stud - I knew I shouldn't have had that fifth steak.........

Adam Kress - I think he.... he just had a heart attack!! Someone get help!!! Give him mouth to mouth Chris!!

Chris Slates - I'm not Divine!!

[The men all begin to laugh as Sanders gets up and takes off the wig. Adam puts it on and begins to dance around the ring while Slates puts on the sunglasses and hands the microphone to Sanders. Scott Sanders rips off the Adidas shirt and throws the pillows into the crowd. Under the shirt he had on a "God Bless Adam Kress" shirt with the sleeves cut off to show his puny biceps. The "LOSING LEGEND" holds up the microphone and begins to speak.]

Scott Sanders - That's right baby!!! All of you people can all breath a sigh of relief, THE LOSING LEGEND IS OUT OF THE BIG HOUSE!!! They tried to throw me in the Slammer for some stupid charges, but I am out, and am looking to improve my record!! Despite the fact that I have only won 1 match in my illustrious career I think I can make a complete turn around and have the best Win/Loss Record in the entire EWA...... Oh f*ck, who the hell am I kidding?? I'm not going to win any damn matches!! I SUCK!! I'm so sick and tired of jobbing its not even funny!! F*CK IT!! I QUIT!! I'm not wrestling anymore!! From now on, you are looking at the full time manager of HY2K!! You heard right, Scott Sanders just said that HE IS THE FULL TIME MANAGER OF HY2K!!

Adam Kress - Stop yelling asshole!! They heard you the first time!!

Scott Sanders - Oh.... sorry.....

Adam Kress - Some fourth member Brian!!

Brian Kress - Don't you listen moron?? Scott just said he's not an active wrestler!! He's the backup!! The fourth member I am talking about, is one tough son of a bitch!! And I don't feel like telling you in front of all these idiots, it would ruin the surprise!! But, before I take up all the air time, lets give Chris Slates a chance to tell everyone how great it feels to be in HY2K!!!

Chris Slates - Now...

[Slates pauses and waits for the booing to stop... it doesn't.]

Chris Slates - Shut the fuck up!

[Booing gets louder.]

Chris Slates - Dammit!... anyways.... now you idiots know why I lost to Adam Kress and let him win the North American Title. Brian and Adam gave me the chance to take my career as high as it will go and I felt like I had to "repay" them. The best way I could think of at the time was to give Kress a shot at my title, and since they were so generous as to let me in. I only put 80% into the match, and as you saw, Adam Kress was the better man and won the title.... Beside me you see the best Tag Team ever in the EWA, and you know what? I am damn proud to be called a member of "HY2K!"

[A "HY2K Sucks" Chant starts up and Slates glances over to Brian and Adam with a look that is in between being confused and irritated. Slates rolls his eyes and goes back to talking.]

Chris Slates - Hey! It's not our fault that you idiots boo for the good wrestlers and cheer for the bad ones. You morons can cheer for The Hustler, Sir Psycho Sexy, The Wildman, whoever you want! But the fact of the matter is that anyone in the HY2K can beat you. Including "The Losing Legend" Scott Sanders.... But if you want to be assholes and continue the "suck" chants, won't it be a bitch when you see the HY2K take out every man in the EWA and see us prove that we are the best? You can pick your sides but when we beat all your "heroes" it will be one hell of a slap in the face and all you'll be able to say is "wow!"

[The boos get louder, but Slates ignores them.]

Chris Slates - You just wait and see! Now on to the future of the newest member of HY2K.... The first man that I want to address is Hacker... He HAD a bone to pick with me but since I lost the North American title it seems like he rightfully handed it over to Adam Kress. He knew that Kress would've "awesomely" beat his ass and he didn't want to go through the pain... Hacker I know that all you want is a title around your waist and now that I don't have one anymore, you are just going to turn your head and go for the next man in line. So what will be next for Hacker? Hacker, you made the challenge and not a person that turns away from challenges, are you? It seems like it. So Hacker, I am reissuing the challenge. At EWA's next PPV, Rage In A Cage 2, me and you in that Ladder match you wanted. I am not looking for any specific titles right now, all I want is to beat the people's asses that deserve it. You thought you could step up and steal my title and that didn't suit well with me. Just because I lost it doesn't mean that I just forgot about what you did. So what do you say Big Copy Cool? Me and you at Rage In A Cage 2! I say we sign that bitch! Who else is there in my list of "Bitches to Fuck Up?" Oh yeah... Mr. Extreme. You made a challenge to me the other week wanting a shot at my North American Title, but now that I lost it, are you still willing to hold up your end of the challenge? If so then I am ready to go anytime you want to! Whether it be next week on Tuesday Night Heat or after the PPV, I have a nice Fireball DDT that I will hit your ass with when we go one-on-one.... You got an upset over Damian Starshot but it doesn't look like Mr. Stone is going to take advantage of your capabilities. For cryin' out loud! He put you against Leroy! Why don't you step in the ring with me and see if you can prove to Tom that you aren't a low-card wrestler that fights Leroy? Your better than that, I know it.... Are you ready to go, Mr. Extreme? And then there is the one and only, Deuce. This man pisses me off more than anybody else in the EWA. He has no skill, no talent, and definitely no direction. This man wants to be the World Champion but the fact of the matter is that he couldn't find his way out of a cardboard box. Deuce is just one of those wannabes that wants the World Title but deep down inside he knows that Steve Blackman would've beaten him in the EWA Qualifying match if he didn't hit him in the nuts. So Deuce, if you think that you really deserve the World Title than step in the ring with me. Let's see if you are good enough to beat me... Sometime, anytime, it doesn't matter, Deuce. All that matters is that I get your ass in the ring and get to Fireball DDT your ass to hell and back!

[Suddenly Adam Kress takes the microphone from Chris Slates hands. Adam looks around at the crowd and acts as if he is crying. He acts as if he is whiping a tear from his eye then begins to speak.]

Adam Kress - Wow Chris........ man, that was beautiful!! That interview was truly inspiring!! Especially the part about the list of bitches you have to fuck!! I am now convinced...... That you deserve the EWA North American title!! That's right!! When you named all of those damn jobbers such as Hacker, and Mr. Extreme, I had a very sad image pop into my head....... Me kicking their sorry asses week after week on Tuesday Night HEAT..... and ya know something?? I DON'T FEEL LIKE IT!! Since we all know Adam Kress is a giving man..... Adam Kress is a caring man..... and since Christmas is right around the corner I will give you a present early....... Chris Slates...... I am going to give you what you want!!! Chris, you want the jobber title?? YOU GOT IT!! Consider it a gift from "Awesome" Adam and HY2K!! So this means you can beat the hell out of Hacker in the name of HY2K and make him look like shit in front of the whole world while your title is on the line and around your own waist!! Take this belt, wear it with pride, and don't let any punk ass bitches steal the damn thing from you again!!!!

[Adam Kress takes off the North American title and hands it to Chris Slates. Slates jumps up and down as if he has just won the EWA title. He puts the gold around his waist then hugs Adam and Brian Kress as Scott Sanders pats them all on the shoulder. The fans begin to chant "FAGGOTS" while the men celebrate. Suddenly Brian Kress get on the microphone and begins to speak to the fans.]

Brian Kress - Ahem, ahem.....

[The crowd continues to boo as the three members laugh and Brian raises the mic and begins to speak.]

Brian Kress - Wow, you people just can't get enough of the Innovators of Taking Names can you? Yes, it must be a really exciting moment in the EWA since the first "successful" stable in the joint has returned in full force. Yeah, we may not have BrinK of Thorn in the fold but lets reflect on the old HY2K. BrinK and Thorn were inseparable and a perfect match with each other. They partied at the Hostile Youth mansion and had the good life. I mean, the cockfights will always be one of the greatest memories of the past HY2K, you hung out with all the jobbers too giving them a chance to see what it was like to be on top. But then came the EWA Old Skool. It tore everything up and ruined Hostile Youth as we once known it as. Me and Adam were always members but hardly never recognized as full members, why? Because for some reason Thorn never wanted to do sh*t with us! After BrinK left for Old Skool, Thorn went with many partners such as NoMaD and ZeD but nobody could replace BrinK. It just wasn't the same, we offered our support but he always had other things planned. So Thorn basically ruined HY2K. He couldn't handle the leadership but most of it wasn't his fault. He still wasn't over what had happened with his long term relationship with his best buddy BrinK, and it just wasn't right without him. So he seeked out new partners when the Super Kress Bros were waiting in the shadows for him to ask us for help. Did he ever come to us? Hell no, and that is probably another reason the Hostile Youth's flame flickered OUT. And this time we aren't just gonna let the thing go down just because one member can't find himself, but don't get me wrong Thorn will always have his spot right here at the top of Hostile Youth whenever he wants it back. I mean, it wouldn't be here without him. Anyway, that is the "old" HY2K and this brand new Hostile Youth will be bigger and badder than ever! Tonight marks the begging of the Hostile Takeover..... wait a minute.... I think I heard that somewhere before.....

Adam Kress - Wrong fed jackass!

Brian Kress - Oh yeah! Ha, well next week everybody in the back should look over there shoulders because there is no telling what we will do next! Me and Adam will continue on as the Tag Team of the Millennium, Slates and Sanders will coach each other and working on each others skills, sounds like fun Chris, eh?

Chris Slates - Yeah real fun!

Brian Kress - Who the hell are we gonna face the next PPV anyway? Nobody in our weak ass roster is worthy enough of holding the gold but we still like to embarrass our opponents once in a while. So right now its either gonna be the Seventh Layer of Sh*t or the Triple Threat. Or is it the Impact Players, who the hell cares! I'm sure we will have it easy with either one of these teams. And it will continue to be like that until Stone isn't as cheap and can afford to get some decent tag teams that we can destroy. And in response to what Nicky D himself had to say. My brother Adam might have talked stuff on you but I don't remember me saying anything, but when you go and say you could beat us both in a handicap match it just makes me laugh. You couldn't even tie your hand behind you back because you an outta shape slob! So, Nicky D, if you get up one morning thinking you can take us both, you've got another thing coming because that would be a match you wouldn't want to remember. What have you been smoking anyway?

Chris Slates - Let me answer this one.... grass.

Brian Kress - Ya mean weed?

Chris Slates - No, the grass in his front yard, the dude looks like a damn cow why not eat like one!

Brian Kress - Yeah your right! The more time we are together the more I think I've made the right decision of letting you in, and you better make us proud Slates! So, I think I've covered about everything I need to as of right now.... until next week let me just say one more thing.... you have been warned, prepare for the Hostile Youth BOMB because it will be dropped next week, perhaps the fourth member will be revealed? All I know is, that nothing and I mean NOTHING can stop us now, so I dare all the other stables out there to step up to the plate, it doesn't matter if your fossils or your a bunch of jobbers trying to get noticed we'll take you on as long as there is an open match and an empty ring! Ladies...... oh ladies, please give you undivided attention to the "NEW" Hostile Youth 2000!!!

[A huge explosion erupts from the top of the building. All of the Tuesday Night HEAT banners are replaced by HY2K banners. HY2K flashes across the EWA Big Screen as "My Own Summer (Shove It)" by the Deftones begins to play. All the women fans begin to cheer with approval, and the EWA Big Screen fades to black, as the four men get on each top turnbuckle taunting the crowd.]