The Informer - IT'S THE HIGHEST RATED SHOW ON TUESDAY NIGHTS... THE PRECENDENT-SETTER FOR ALL PRO WRESTLING SHOWS... IT IS TUESDAY NIGHT HEAT, AND MAN... ARE WE GONNA GET HOT TONIGHT! Welcome fans to EWA Tuesday Night Heat! I'm The Informer, and I'm here at ringside with Vic Canon and Eddie Sensation! We've got an action-packed show for you here tonight!

Vic Canon - That's right Informer, tonight, in this very ring, we're gonna watch the EWA's Heavyweight Champion Zed in one-on-one action!

Eddie Sensation - That's right Canon, but we're also gonna watch a HUGE, important, Non-Title match pitting "Crystal Clear" Cody Covington against SoulStorm!

The Informer - What about Bigg Daddy Deuce taking on The Wildman! Rumors have it that "The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante is in the arena tonight, even though he's not scheduled for any appearances! Deuce better keep his eyes open!

Vic Canon - Better believe it! Fans, we have that, and so much more for you here tonight! And how are we gonna start things off? We're gonna take you to the PARKING LOT to watch Blitzkreig fight Sir Psycho Sexy! Let's get it on!

["Sir Psycho Sexy" by The Red Hot Chilli Peppers blasts through the speakers, as Leroy, followed by Sir Psycho Sexy, step out to the parking lot in street clothes.]

Chris Myers - And his opponent, standing 6'3" and weighing in at 286 pounds, from New Orleans, Blitzkrieg!

["When Worlds Collide" by Powerman 5000 blasts through the speakers, as Blitzkreig kicks a rear-entrance door to the arena open, and steps out with a baseball bat!]

The Informer - OH MY GOD NO... WE KNEW THIS ONE WAS GONNA BE UGLY, BUT LOOK! BLITZ IS BRINGING A BASEBALL BAT TO THE PARKING LOT!

Vic Canon - Informer, no... this isn't good at all! Blitz is making his way towards Sexy and Leroy!

Eddie Sensation - Hey! Sexy just shoved Leroy towards Blitz... WHAM! RIGHT IN THE STOMACH WITH THE BAT!!! LEROY IS DOWN!! GOOD LORD!

The Informer - OH! BUT SIR PSYCHO USED LEROY TO BAIT BLITZ IN!! SEXY JUST NAILED BLITZ WITH A HUGE SIDE-KICK AND BLITZ IS ALREADY DOWN!

Vic Canon - Guys, you've always gotta remember. Blitzkreig has been wrestling on a severly agrevated ACL over the last few weeks! He has his knee heavily taped and supported with a knee brace! I can't believe he's still standing, much less competing in a match like this!

Eddie Sensation - Tell me about it dude! Blitz is a wall of a man! He's a beast!

The Informer - But right now, that beast is on his back! Sexy is stomping away at the knee of Blitz... and you can tell by Blitz's reaction that he's not 100%!

Vic Canon - I was talking to the EWA medical staff this afternoon guys, and they told me that Blitz was nowhere near 100%! They said Blitz had to sign a waver clearing the EWA of all legal responsibility if Blitz were to get hurt! And Blitz sure as hell signed it!

Eddie Sensation - As much as I respect the guy, you've gotta know he ain't all there!

The Informer - Guys, this one is barely a fight. Sexy is fighting at a very slow and methodical pace. He's stomping on Blitz's knee constantly, and applying a standing leg-grapevine every few seconds. He's in control of this one, no doubt about it!

Vic Canon - Sexy is bringing Blitz to his feet now... oh, look! It's practically 2-on-1 now! Leroy has recovered from that bat-shot just moments ago, and he's helping Sir Psycho Sexy bring Blitz over... over to a car??

Eddie Sensation - HA HA! That's right bro! They're laying Blitz out on the front hood of somebody's car! The insurance is gonna go through the roof on that vehicle!

The Informer - But what are they trying to do with him here? It looks like they're setting his knee up for some more!

Vic Canon - Oh... damn right they are Informer! Sexy is climbing up onto that near-by garbage dumpster! He's gonna connect with some sort of high-risk move, and attempt to ruin Blitz's knee forever!

Eddie Sensation - Sexy is on the dumpster... HE JUMPS.... OOHHHH NO!!! BLITZ ROLLED OFF THE HOOD!! SEXY MISSED THE MARK!!

The Informer - GOOD LORD ALMIGHTY!! SEXY JUST CONNECTED WITH THAT HUGE SPLASH... WITH HIS STOMACH... RIGHT SQUARE ONTO THE HOOD OF THAT RED CAR! SIR PSYCHO IS OUT!

Vic Canon - Ah ha! But you see, this is where Leroy comes in handy! Even though Sexy is hurt, now Leroy is working on Blitz! A few ax-handle smashes to the back of Blitz!

Eddie Sensation - NO!!! BLITZ IS GOING NUTS!! HE'S IGNORING THE BLOWS AND THE PAIN... AND NOW HE'S GOT LEROY ABOVE HIS HEAD IN A GORILLA PRESS SLAM!!

The Informer - OH MY!! HE JUST TOSSED LEROY INTO THE DUMPSTER!! LEROY IS A HUGE MAN, AND BLITZ STILL MANAGED TO GET HIM OVER ON AN INJURED KNEE!!

Vic Canon - TALK ABOUT UNBELIEVEABLE ACTION HERE IN THE EXTREME WRESTLING ASSOCIATION!!

Eddie Sensation - You're right brother... this kinda stuff just don't happen nowhere else!

The Informer - Blitz is resting up against the dumpster trying to regain his wind here. Sexy is still on the hood of the car, and he's barely moving! This will be the time in the match that decideds who wins this thing!

Vic Canon - Wh... what's that? A car is pulling up to the location here... right beside the 2 men. What's going on!

Eddie Sensation - WHA... IT.... IT'S "THE DIAMOND STUD" NICK DIAMANTE!! HE JUST JUMPED OUT OF THE VEHICLE'S BACK DOOR! AND HE'S GOT A CRO-BAR!

The Informer - OH JESUS CHRIST!!! HE'S ATTACKING BLITZKREIG!! HE JUST NAILED BLITZ'S KNEE WITH A FULL SWING!!! NO!!!

Vic Canon - Referees are on the scene here... and they've restrained Nick Diamante! They're taking him inside the arena against his will, but the damage is done!

Eddie Sensation - Nick just pulled off one of the quickest, most costly attacks I have ever seen! But why did he attack Blitzkreig?? And why are the officials taking him into the arena??

The Informer - He must have attacked Blitz to get Deuce's attention! I can't believe it!

Vic Canon - Neither can I! Will "The Diamond Stud" stop at nothing to get what he wants?

Eddie Sensation - Whoa... guys, Sexy is crawling over for the cover!

The Informer - Oh no! Not like this!

Vic Canon - 1... 2... 3! Sir Psycho Sexy has defeated Blitzkreig in the Parking Lot Brawl with Nick Diamante's help!

Chris Myers - Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of the Parking Lot Brawl, Sir Psycho Sexy!

The Informer - Guys, can you believe what just went on here? Nick Diamante has just attacked an injured man with a cro-bar! Seriously... I've seen attacks in this sport, but how can someone be so cruel and heartless?

Vic Canon - I've known Nick for about 2 weeks now, and I can already tell that this man does whatever it takes to get what he wants!

Eddie Sensation - That's why he's the best my brothers! He cares only about himself! No fans... no friends... NO CRAP! Wh... wait, I'm getting word that Rob DiMarco has tracked down "The Diamond Stud" and he's gonna attempt to get a word with Nick through all this ruckus! Rob, you there?

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - These stupid officials better get their hands off of me before I perform a Blitzkreig sequel on their asses! Buddy, it goes like this. When you're Nicky D, you do what you please. I came into these doors a week ago with a clean slate. I had no issues with anyone... and I was just gonna be a ref in the title match. Bigg Daddy Deuce wants to blame me over the fact that he can't win a match against Zed... that's fine! Deuce, you ran your mouth on me after I made your ass famous over the last 2 years... THAT'S JUST PERFECT! NOW YOU'RE GONNA LEARN WHY THE HELL THIS SPORT REVOLVES AROUND "THE DIAMOND STUD"! NEXT WEEK, I'M GONNA FINISH THE JOB ON YOUR LITTLE BUDDY BLITZKREIG! ONE-ON-ONE, IN THE RING!

Rob DiMarco - YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE YOUR EWA WRESTLING DEBUT NEXT WEEK ON HEAT??

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - No, me and Blitz are gonna bust out the Chess set and go medievil on each other's asses in a civilized fashion! ARE YOU A BLITHERING IDIOT, OR DO THEY JUST PAY YOU TO BE STUPID!? BOTTOM FREAKIN' LINE... NEXT WEEK BIGG DADDY, I'M GONNA RID THE EWA OF YOUR BEST BUDDY BLITZ! BUT YOU REMEMBER ONE THING... When it's all said and done, I don't play games. This match will not be a game. I'm going to take something away from you that you've needed for a long time, and that's a good friend. Blitz has lived off of his name-recognition in Danger Inc. for the last few years... but Nicky D don't play that crap! Name-Recognition can only take you so far Blitz... but "The Diamond Stud"... THIS DIAMOND IS FOREVER! AND NEXT WEEK, YOU'RE GONNA FIND IT OUT IN A PAINFULL, HUMILIATING FASHION! That's a wrap!

Rob DiMarco - There you have it guys! "The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante has used his contractual stipulations to force Blitzkreig into a match against him next week! Let's take it back to ringside!

The Informer - Thank you, Rob. Actually, we've got the cameras rolling in the parking lot where the EMT's are trying to get Blitzkreig on a stretcher... he's in pain, and this... it just doesn't look good.

Eddie Sensation - No, it don't look good at all for Blitz here. HEY! HERE COMES BIG DADDY DEUCE!!

Vic Canon - LOOK AT THE RAGE IN HIS EYES AS HE SEES HIS VERY BEST FRIEND LAID-OUT ON THE GROUND! He's going over in a panic to see if Blitz is fine, but the medics are trying to hold him back!

The Informer - I don't think that is a smart move by the medics and officials. Deuce may be ready to snap here in any second!

Vic Canon - OH NO! DEUCE JUST CLOBBERED ONE OF THE REFS!! HE'S RUNNING INTO THE ARENA!! NO DOUBT HE'S LOOKING FOR "THE DIAMOND STUD"!

Eddie Sensation - THIS CAN'T BE GOOD! FANS, WE GONNA GO FOR A COMMERCIAL! STAY WITH US!

The Informer - Fans, we're back! I can't believe what just transpired here before the commercial break! Deuce is going nuts somewhere in the back... whoa...

Vic Canon - We've just been given word that the cameras are following Deuce in the ba... THERE HE IS! WE HAVE A SHOT OF DEUCE IN THE BACK!

Eddie Sensation - Hey guys... where is he.

The Informer - Oh, oh no...

Vic Canon - LOOK AT THE NAME ON THAT DRESSING-ROOM DOOR! "THE DIAMOND STUD"!

Eddie Sensation - Deuce just stopped, AND HE'S GOING INSIDE!!

The Informer - THE CAMERA IS ATTEMPTING TO GO IN... NO!!!! DEUCE JUST KNOCKED OUT THE CAMERAMAN!!! HE'S GOING INSANE!!

Vic Canon - Damn! We're back at ringside here... but guys. Deuce just entered Nick's lockerroom! What's gonna happen??

Eddie Sensation - I dunno bro... but if we get any news, we'll break away from the action and go back!

The Informer - Let's go up to Chris Myers in the ring!

["Shake Your Bon Bon" by Ricky Martain blasts through the speakers, as one half of the EWA Tag Team Champions, Adam Kress steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

Chris Myers - And his opponent, and Champion... standing 6'2" and weighing in at 245 pounds, from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, the EWA North American Champion, Chris Slates!

["Welcome To The Fold" by Filter blasts through the speakers, as the EWA North American Champion, Chris Slates steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

The Informer - Chris Slates is taking his time to get into the ring...

Vic Canon - This should be a pretty big test for Chris Slates!

Eddie Sensation - HA!!

The Informer - Oh god... Well folks, the rookie Chris Slates has tripped over the bottom rope, and is holding his head in agony...

Vic Canon - How humiliating...

Eddie Sensation - He's not getting up! What a wuss!

The Informer - Adam Kress is going for the pin... I don't think he'll win this easily...

Vic Canon - 1.... 2..... THREE!!!

Chris Myers - The winner of this match, and NEW EWA North American Champion, Adam Kress!

Vic Canon - OH MY!! ADAM KRESS HAS WON THE MATCH.... OR SHOULD WE SAY THE BOTTOM ROPE WON THE MATCH!!

Eddie Sensation - Hahhaha! Humiliating... Absolutely humiliating!

The Informer - Fans, Chris Slates has just lost the North American Title by tripping over the bottom rope... How the hell did he win that title?

Vic Canon - Adam Kress just won the easiest match of his career!

Eddie Sensation - That was a match??

The Informer - I think so! Hold on, Chris Slates is geting to his feet...

Vic Canon - And he's.....

Eddie Sensation - ......CHEERING?!

The Informer - What the hell?! He's clapping for Adam Kress! Is he happy he won the match?? What the hell is going on?

Vic Canon - Maybe he's still a little shaken up from that fall!

Eddie Sensation - Hahaha! Probably!

The Informer - Is there a relationship between these two?

Vic Canon - Was that match planned?

Eddie Sensation - Wait a minute... aren't they all pla--

The Informer - Watch your mouth Eddie...

Vic Canon - As Adam Kress and Chris Slates walk behind the curtain, Chirs Myers stands in the ring...

Eddie Sensation - Chris?

["Mamma Said Knock You Out" by LL Cool J blasts through the speakers, as Sir Psycho Sexy and Leroy step out from behind the curtain and head towards the ring.]

Chris Myers - And his opponents... weighing in at a combined weight of 476 pounds, Taz & Justin Credible, The Impact Players!

["Survive If I Let You" by Various Artists blasts through the speakers, as Taz & Justin Credible step out from behind the curtain and head towards the ring.]

The Informer - Interesting fact here-- Leroy weighs ONE POUND less then these two combined.

Vic Canon - DAMN!

Eddie Sensation - WHAT A FAT ASS!

The Informer - When you're 7'4", you're not much of a "fat ass".

Vic Canon - Leroy quickly kicks Taz in the back of the head! Justin Credible runs after him, and Leroy nails him with an elbow to the mouth!

Eddie Sensation - The Impact Players are down!

The Informer - Leroy picks up Taz, and throws him to the ropes... BIG BOOT by Leroy! Justin Credible is up, Leroy doesn't see him coming!...

Vic Canon - CLOTHESLINE to the back of the head! Leroy is down! Justin Credible is laying the boots to Leroy! Taz is up... Both men are up, and are stomping Leroy into the ground!

Eddie Sensation - Leroy is done now... He's hopeless.

The Informer - Justin Credible throws him to the ropes... Leroy ducks Taz's clothesline... SPINNING HEEL KICK by Justin Credible! He goes for the pin... 1.... 2... Easy kickout...

Vic Canon - Taz lifts Leroy to his feet... Uh oh! It looks like they're trying to nail him with what they call "Novcaine".

Eddie Sensation - Who?

The Informer - WHAM! A POWERBOMB INTO A NECKBREAKER!

Vic Canon - Justin Credible goes for the cover... 1.... 2..... NO! JUST GOT OUT!

Eddie Sensation - Justin Credible throws him to the ropes... SPINEBUSTER!

The Informer - WITH A HEAD TO THE GROIN!

Vic Canon - That's what he call's "Justin's Curse"! Very cheap but effective move! He goes for the pin... 1.... 2.... No! Leroy kicks out again!

Eddie Sensation - Taz scoops up Leroy..... and hangs him on the turnbuckle by his feet! Taz backs off to the opposite side corner....

The Informer - BASEBALL SLIDE TO THE FACE!!!

Vic Canon - Another great move, which he calls "The Tree Of Taz"!

Eddie Sensation - Leroy flops to the mat!

The Informer - Justin Credible is climbing to the top!

Vic Canon - Taz sets up Leroy for a powerbomb!

Eddie Sensation - Didn't you tell me about this move before?

The Informer - Actually, I did! They're attemping a very skillful move... A powerbomb by Taz with a moonsault by Justin Credible off the top! It requires amazing timing!

Vic Canon - Let's see if they can hit it!!

Eddie Sensation - Taz lifts Leroy... UH OH!!!

The Informer - LEROY REVERSES IT INTO A HURACONRANNA! CREDIBLE JUMPS.....

Vic Canon - MOONSAULT ON TAZ!!

Eddie Sensation - Oh shit! That's gonna cause some shit!

The Informer - Leroy throws Justin Credible to the outside, and goes for the cover!

Vic Canon - 1... 2..... 3!!!

Chris Myers - And the winner of this match, Leroy!

Eddie Sensation - LEROY HAS BEAT THE IMPACT PLAYERS IN A HANDICAP MATCH!

The Informer - WHAT AN UPSET!

Vic Canon - You see, if Justin Credible would have looked before he jumped, this wouldn't have happened! But if he did look, and Taz had hit the powerbomb, he would've got a pair of knees in the ribs!

Eddie Sensation - Spare me your idiot talk!

The Informer - Leroy is making his way to the back, and The Impact Players are pissed off! They're going nuts!

Vic Canon - DON'T GO AWAY! WE'LL BE RIGHT BA--

Rob Dimarco - Hello Mr. Extreme, it is nice to have you come for an interview before your match with Starshot.

Mr. Extreme - Well it's my honor having you bless me with your mad interviewing skills. But I don't have all night, I would like to get this damn thing on the road.

Rob Dimarco - Well, anyways... We all know that tonight very soon even you will be going against Damian Starshot in this very ring. Now we know that your specialty is extreme matches, can you tell us if you think that Starshot may have an advantage over you?

[Mr. Extreme looks at the crowd and then begins to speak.]

Mr. Extreme - Well... NO Rob! I wouldn't even dream that Starshot has an advantage over me. First off I have performed in many non extreme matches, and might I add that I have held my own. Even though I may not be in my perfered state I can sure as hell whip Starshots lazy ass tonight.

Rob Dimarco - Harsh, harsh words! Well Starshot is one of those people in the EWA that's looked up to. Many people may think that your the underdog in this match. Maybe you could tell us all about that?

Mr. Extreme - Well yeah Rob... I sure am the underdog in this match, I'm the underdog that's just plain out going to knock Starshot off his wrestling boots. Just because your an underdog doesn't mean you will fall to defeat. Look at all these cartoons nowadays the underdog is always winning. So Rob all I can say about that is that I am going to be one underdog not to be misjudged.

Rob Dimarco - Can you explain what you think the outcome of this match will be? Do you think you will triumph over Starshot? Or do you think that you will be defeated?

Mr. Extreme - Rob thats a quite easy question to answer... Even for the weak minded that's an easy one. Rob, I believe I have already answered this one. But if you want me to say it again, I think I will beat Starshot tonight, if it takes blood sweat and tears to do so then I will. Theres no way that im going to loose to a man that I have the potential to beat. As long as I go into the match with my head screwed on tight and as long as I try 100 percent effort then I think I will easily defeat the man. But if I go at it with a cocky underserving attitude.... Well let's think of it this way.... I still will win! And if somehow he does beat me it won't be after a great fight to remember. Now I think it's time to do my last minute thinking before our showdown.

Rob Dimarco - I thank you for coming out here before your match to address Starshot. I wish you the best of luck and let the better man win.

[Rob Dimarco gets out of the ring as "Tonight The Stars Revolt" begin to blast over the EWA soundspeakers. Mr. Extreme hops out of the ring and walks back up the aisle.]

Chris Myers - This next match is scheduled for one fall, and is a Non-Title Extreme Rules Match! First, standing 6'10" and weighing in at 267 pounds, from Pheonix, Arizona, Chaos!

["Money Ain't A Thang" by Jay-Z blasts through the speakers, as Chaos steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

Chris Myers - And his opponent, standing 6'4" and weighing in at 242 pounds, from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, the EWA Extreme Champion, The Hustler!

["Walk" by Pantera blasts through the speakers, as the EWA Extreme Champion, The Hustler steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

The Informer - If you can recall, last week during The Hustler's interview Chaos TRIED to attack him with a steel chair, but The Hustler was prepared for it!

Vic Canon - That's right Informer! Chaos was brutally beaten up by The Hustler for what he TRIED to do...

The Informer - After the interview, The Hustler made it clear backstage that he wanted Chaos one-on-one here tonight on Heat!

Vic Canon - So, that brings us to now!

Eddie Sensation - YEAH! THE HUSTLER BEATING ON CHAOS WITH A 2x4 ON THE OUTSIDE!!!!

The Informer - The Hustler drops the piece of wood, and gets into the ring. He raises his arms, and gets a great reaction from the crowd!

Vic Canon - He bounces off the ropes... Jumps to the top rope......

Eddie Sensation - OH MY GOD!!!

The Informer - CORKSCREW MOONSAULT!!!!

Vic Canon - BOTH MEN ARE OUT ON THE OUTSIDE!! WHAT A MOVE BY THE HUSTLER!!!

Eddie Sensation - What a nut!

The Informer - The Hustler is up... He rolls Chaos into the ring.

Vic Canon - Chaos slowly gets to his feet.... OH! Belly-To-Belly Suplex by The Hustler! He goes for the pin... 1... 2.... No! Kickout by Chaos!

Eddie Sensation - The Hustler is kickin' his ass!

The Informer - The Hustler throws him to the ropes... Chaos with a clothesline attempt, Hustler ducks.... Full Nelson Overhead Suplex!!! The Hustler nailed him with a quick one!

Vic Canon - He goes for the pin... 1.... 2.... OH! Chaos just gets out!

Eddie Sensation - If Hustler keeps this up, he won't be kicking out much longer!

The Informer - The Hustler drags him to his feet... He's setting him up for a Powerbomb! He lifts him... No! Chaos reverses... NO! The Hustler lifts him.... WHAM!!! POWERBOMB!

Vic Canon - The Hustler is going to the outside! He's got a chair!!!

Eddie Sensation - Ummmm... He drops the chair in the ring!

The Informer - He's climbing to the top! Chaos is getting to his feet... The Hustler jumps.....

Vic Canon - FLYING HEAD SCISSORS ONTO THE STEEL CHAIR!! CHAOS IS OUT!

Eddie Sensation - DAMN! That KICKED ASS!

The Informer - The Hustler picks up Chaos, and throws him to the ropes..... FLYING FOREARM SMASH!

Vic Canon - That's the sign for you know what!!

Eddie Sensation - I know what?? Actually, I don't know what the hell you're talking about!!

The Informer - WHAM! THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!! THE LUMBERJACK ONTO A STEEL CHAIR!!!

Vic Canon - The Hustler goes for the pin... 1..... 2...... 3!!!

Chris Myers - And the winner of this match, The EWA Extreme Champion, The Hustler!

Eddie Sensation - Damn! Chaos got his ass kicked!

The Informer - Hahaha!

Vic Canon - You can say that again!

Eddie Sensation - Ok.... Damn! Chaos got his ass kic--

The Informer - HE DIDN'T MEAN IT LITERALLY!

Vic Canon - As The Hustler leaves the ring, Chaos is slowly waking up from that beating!

Eddie Sensation - It was more then a beating!

The Informer - Hopefully he'll think twice before trying something like that on The Hustler again!

Vic Canon - I think The Hustler knocked some sense into him tonight...

Eddie Sensation - And, if my ears are correct, "Back in Black" just hit the PA System meaning that "The Cornerstone" is his way to ringside for the second half of our evening!!

The Informer - And I for one have some questions for our esteemed colleague.

Vic Canon - Oh, really?

The Informer - Let's just say that after reading "The Spoiler" this weekend, my interest is piqued.

Eddie Sensation - We'll be right back.

The Informer - Thank you ladies and gentlemen for tuning in to Tuesday Night Heat. With us now, "The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante.

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - Thank you, Informer. As always, the action here on Tuesday Night Heat is at a fever pitch. And with the World Title on the line later, it can only get hotter here.

The Informer - Dino, before we go to the next match, I have two questions to ask you.

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - Shoot.

The Informer - Don't know if you caught this weekend's edition of "The Spoiler"---

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - I did.

The Informer - Then how do you answer the claims that you have a hidden agenda?

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - Two ways. I ignore them. Or I answer by saying that I have a match to call.

Eddie Sensation - That's pretty evasive.

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - Eddie, when you accomplish all that I have in the ring, you get to the point where the answers are obvious. I'm here to provide color commentary. What's your other question?

The Informer - Well, since you're never here to do the first half of the broadcast, I was wondering what your take on the first four matches is.

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - Ok. The Parking Lot Brawl was a gimme. Blitzkrieg is in no shape to wrestle. But two things stick out about that match. Diamante's tactics and Sir Psycho Sexy's win streak. Match number two was a classic match between two of the younger stars in the EWA... two guys who will be the future here. The Handicap match was... actually, I never laughed so hard at a wrestling match. And the Hustler continues to prove week after week why he's on top.

Eddie Sensation - Let's go to the ring with Chris Myers!

["Bad Magic" by Godsmack blasts through the speakers, as Damian Starshot steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

Chris Myers - And his opponent... standing 6'3" and weighing in at 263 pounds, from Miami, Florida, Mr. Extreme!

["Brainstew" by Green Day blasts through the speakers, as Mr. Extreme steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

The Informer - Both these men need to pick up a win tonight!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - Damian Starshot suffered a set back at Hellacious Halloween, but I wouldn't be surprised to see him bounce back tonight against Mr. Extreme.

Vic Canon - Mr. Extreme slides into the ring, and Damian Starshot quickly throws a clothesline... Mr. Extreme ducks, and they both bounce off the ropes... Spinning Heel Kick by Damian Starshot!

Eddie Sensation - Both me get back to the their feet... Starshot bounces off the ropes... CLOTHESLINE by Mr. Extreme! Starshot gets up using the ropes as leverage... Mr. Extreme charges at him, Back Body Drop over the top rope!

The Informer - Mr. Extreme lands here infront of us with a thud! Dino, what's your opinion on Mr. Extreme??

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - Do I really have to say what I think about Mr. Extreme?

Canon/Sensation/Informer - He's a hardcore jagoff!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - I've taught you well.

Eddie Sensation - But you talk so highly of the Hustler. He's hardcore!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - There's the exception, Eddie. The Hustler and The Cornerstone go back to the XCWF. I know better than to underestimate what he can do in the ring. He knows how to get it done in other ways beside Extreme rules. Mr. Extreme is a one note piano.

The Informer - Starshot jumps to the outside, and picks up Mr. Extreme... OUT OF NOWHERE, Mr. Extreme grabs Starshot....

Vic Canon - SAMOAN DROP ONTO THE STEEL STEPS!

Eddie Sensation - OUCH!!!

The Informer - Starshot HAS to be hurting!!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - Mr. Extreme better watch what he's doing. This isn't a hardcore match. Those kinds of tactics will get him DQ'd.

Vic Canon - Mr. Extreme gets into the ring... He walks to the opposite corner of where Starshot lays...

Eddie Sensation - What's he doing?

The Informer - Mr. Extreme is sprinting towards the corner....

[As Starshot stands on the steps, Mr. Extreme jumps over the top rope and lands on Starshot's shoulders, attempting a Hurraconranna. Starshot holds on to him, turns 90 degrees, and powerbombs him onto the concrete floor!]

Vic Canon - WHAT A MOVE BY STARSHOT!!!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - Damian looks good tonight. He did the smart thing. He lost, he studied, he came back with his head on straight and he looks sharp as a tack. Veteran technique by the rookie.

Eddie Sensation - Mr. Extreme's back must be broken!

The Informer - Starshot rolls Mr. Extreme into the ring... He quickly jumps onto the top rope.... He jumps!!!!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - GREAT AIR TIME!

Vic Canon - SENTON BOMB!!!

Eddie Sensation - He goes for the pin... 1..... 2..... OH!!! Mr. Extreme JUST gets out!

The Informer - Did you ever wrestle a hardcore match, Dino?

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - Not only did I wrestle in them, I invented a couple. The Riot Match, the Jailbreak Match. I've done extreme. I've done hardcore. But as Bruno Sammartino did, I did. It takes a man to beat you with his bare hands. And THAT, my friends, is "Written In Stone."

Vic Canon - Damian Starshot is climbing to the top again! This time, it looks like he's trying to hit his Top Rope Corkscrew Hurraconrana!

Eddie Sensation - Hey look!

The Informer - Ladies and Gentlemen, "Crystal Clear" Cody Covington has entered the arena! He's making his way to the ring!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - This could be trouble for Starshot...

Vic Canon - Mr. Extreme is up! He's got a hold of the ref!

Eddie Sensation - Covington is on the apron!

[Cody Covington shoves Starshot off the top rope in Mr. Extreme's direction. Mr. Extreme pushes the ref aside, and PLANTS Starshot in the middle of the ring with a Sidewalk Slam (FYI - Bossman Slam stlye).]

The Informer - WHAT A MOVE BY MR. EXTREME!!!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - Starshot is down, but I don't think he's out yet. As he has since he got here, he's been wrestling out of his class. First, with a heavyweight, now with Mr. Extreme, he's got a hardcore veteran who will do whatever it takes to win. Even play dirty. Starshot has got to step up his game and fast or this match is over.

Vic Canon - Mr. Extreme is going for the cover... 1..... 2.... 3!!! MR. EXTREME HAS BEATEN DAMIAN STARSHOT!!! WHAT AN UPSET!!!

Chris Myers - And the winner of this match, Mr. Extreme!

Eddie Sensation - WITH COVINGTON'S HELP!

The Informer - Cody Covington was a MAJOR factor in this match!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - Starshot won't be too happy with this match...

Vic Canon - Mr. Extreme is making his way to the back VERY proudly, and he should be!

Eddie Sensation - He only beat Starshot!

The Informer - ONLY?! Starshot holds a victory over Zed, our Heavyweight Champion!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - This match is going to be a great addition to Mr. Extreme's resume!

Vic Canon - As Damian Starshot leaves the ring, lets send it up to Chris Myers!

Eddie Sensation - Chris?

["Living Dead Girl" by Rob Zombie blasts through the speakers, as The Wildman steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

Chris Myers - And his opponent, standing 6'9" and weighing in at 310 pounds, from New Orleans, Deuce!

["When Worlds Collide" by Powerman 5000 blasts through the speakers, as Deuce steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

The Informer - Guys... there he is! Bigg Daddy Deuce is out here... he's PISSED, and I feel sorry for The Wildman!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - This should be a quick one!

Vic Canon - I don't get it man... earlier, we saw Deuce going into "The Diamond Stud's" lockerroom, but since then.... NOTHING! We have no confirmation on whether or not Deuce got his hands on Nick... it makes no sense!

Eddie Sensation - He probably went into that lockerroom and nobody was there dude! If there was a fight, you know we would have heard about it.

The Informer - I guess that is the case, Sensation. One of these days Nick and Deuce are gonna clash... and it's gonna be hell! In the ring, it looks like we have a bit of a staredown goin' on!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - I don't know much about The Wildman, but he needs to find a friend. Some guys don't need 'em, some guys like having them around. In the MVP, there was never a friend too far away. If the Wildman had a friend, what happened to him at the PPV wouldn't have happened.

Vic Canon - There's trash-talk flyin' all over the place in there. Is the Wildman crazy? He has the guts to bad-mouth Deuce when he knows that Deuce just had his best friend attacked tonight!

Eddie Sensation - Hey, The Wildman has character! Don't diss it!

[The lights in the arena slowly dim...]

The Informer - What now?? As if enough hasn't happened already tonight!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - I've got a good guess at who this is!

Vic Canon - I got a bad feeling I know what this is...

[Suddenly, "Got The Life" by KoRn blasts over the arena...]

Vic Canon - ...I knew it!

The Informer - That's "The Diamond Stud's" theme music everyone... so I think we're about to be graced by Nick Diamante's presence!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - And there he is...

Vic Canon - I CAN'T BELIEVE THE GULL OF THIS MAN TO STEP OUT HERE RIGHT IN DEUCE'S VISION!

Eddie Sensation - He's standing at the top of the ramp sulking in the boo's of this crowd! Man, you gotta love a guy who loves to get boo'ed!

The Informer - Nick's got a mic in his hand, and it looks like he's waiting for this crowd to calm down so he can speak.

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - Check out the look on Deuce's face!

Vic Canon - He doesn't look happy... HE'S SMOKIN' MAD!

Eddie Sensation - Shut up! We're about to hear a chapter from the gosple of "STUDLYNESS!"

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Damn... and that big hootered-broad in the back told me this was the door to the bathroom! Ah well... I'm out here, so I guess I'll get some stuff of my sexy Canadian-Italian chest!

Vic Canon - He's always in such a great mood, isn't he?

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Deuce, you stay calm, alright pal? As much as you probably won't believe me... I'm out here to speak to The Wildman, and not you!

The Informer - Oh really...?

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - I'm sure we've all heard about the HUGE blow that the EWA has recieved to its roster in the last few days. Yeah... that's right, the EWA lost a major player! DMX is gone because he couldn't handle the heat of being in "The Diamond Stud Invitational Tournament"... so he tucked his tail and ran oh... approximately 420 miles from here, if ya get what I'm sayin'!

Eddie Sensation - HAHAHAHA! I GET IT! I GET IT!

The Informer - I think we all get it.

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - Don't we all!

Vic Canon - Oh yeah. We're gonna miss DMX...

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - So, with DMX gone, that means 1 of the 4 spots in my tournament is free. So Wildman, take a WILD guess who's gonna be in my tourney?

The Informer - Big news! The Wildman has been chosen to enter the "TDS" Invitational tournament!

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - That's right Wildman, you're in! That means you and Sir Psycho Sexy are 2 of the 4 men who have been selected by yours truly to have a chance at greatness! In the next few weeks, I will be adding the remaining 2 men that I think deserve a shot at the next level... and then, the tourney will go down! The winner gets to face me at Extreme & Uncensored 2 in December! It will be a 1-night chance to be a star!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - I feel sorry for the winner of that tournament...

Eddie Sensation - Oh, ya damn skippy! The man is so kind, is he not!?

The Informer - Oh please, Sensation!

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - That's about all I've got to say about you Wildman. Now Deuce, I've been humiliating you all night, so... why not continue the fun? I know you're all pissed off that I beat Blitz's ass just tonight, and he may never be the same again! I mean, that ACL of his may still be holding him up, but after next week when I take Blitz to the edge, you'll know that Blitz's future is in jeopardy! And Deuce, after I get done with your pitiful little life-long buddy, I'm gonna call you out... and me and you are gonna scrap! Hell... if I wanted to, I could come to the ring right now and take you out!

The Informer - Uh oh! This can't be good at all... Deuce is signaling for Nick to come on up into the ring! The explosion could happen right here, tonight on HEAT!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - Something tells me Nick won't get into that ring...

Vic Canon - WHOA WHOA WHOA! NICK IS SLOWLY MAKING HIS WAY TO THE RING! IT IS GONNA HAPPEN!!

Eddie Sensation - Nick is kinda toying with Deuce emotions here, it looks like. He takes a few steps, and turns to mock people in the audience!

The Informer - ARE WE GONNA SEE THE FIGHT OR NOT??

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - Don't count on it!

Vic Canon - Nick is taking baby steps to try and piss off Deuce! This is low!

Eddie Sensation - HEY!! NOW DEUCE IS STARTING TO STEP OUT OF THE RING.... NO!!! WILDMAN JUST ATTACKED DEUCE!! THE WILDMAN/DEUCE MATCH IS GOING TO TAKE PLACE AFTERALL!

The Informer - Listen to this crowd... they wanted to see "The Diamond Stud" and the Bigg Daddy get it on!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - Well, at the Pay Per View, Deuce lost. Wether it was Nick's fault or not, he was pinned and there was a three count. He might still be the number one contender, but he has to work his way up to Main Event status again. Good call by the Championship Committee.

Vic Canon - Nick Diamante is heading back to the lockerroom area, so hopefully we won't have to worry about him interfering in this match!

Eddie Sensation - Guys, what about the story of The Wildman being in the "TDS" tourney! I think this could be a big opportunity for him!

The Informer - Well, even though this "TDS" tourney could be a big break for any of the guys in it, you have to know that "The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante is only organizing this tournament to feed his own ego! He's picking a bunch of guys he thinks he can beat, and he's just gonna try and have fun with them. It's all a HUGE ego-trip!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - After seeing what Nick did with RX, who do you think is good enough to beat him?? It's not so much an ego, just over-confidence!

Vic Canon - Speaking of ego's, look at The Wildman right now. he got the upperhand on Deuce, and now he's showing off to the audience. He better watch Deuce, or his lights will get turned out as fast as he got the advantage!

Eddie Sensation - Deuce is trying to make it up to his feet right here, and The Wildman is standing on the second rope waiting for him...

The Informer - Deuce is up... BIG DOUBLE AX-HANDLE SMASH BY THE WILDMAN SENDS BIGG DADDY DOWN!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - Deuce really isn't into this match...

Vic Canon - You know he wants to be in the back looking for Nicky D! And also checking up on his friend Blitz!

Eddie Sensation - The Wildman tosses Deuce to the ropes... Deuce ducks the back elbow...

The Informer - WHAM!! DEUCE JUST KNOCKED THE WILDMAN ACROSS THE RING WITH A FLYING CLOTHESLINE!!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - Wildman better get some Riot Gear on, or else Deuce will literally kill him!

Vic Canon - What an electrifying move by the Bigg Daddy!

Eddie Sensation - I was just thinking of something fellas. What is the official word of Blitz? Where is he... has he gone to the hospital?

The Informer - From what we're told, Blitz is being attended to in the back of the arena. He was too stubborn to be taken to the hospital, so he's still in the arena!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - That's suicide for Blitz! When Nick finds him, he will beat him again!!

Vic Canon - That's gotta make Deuce's mind more confused. He's worrying about his friend... thinking about Nicky D... wrestling a match... and after his attack on Zed last week, I wouldn't but it past the EWA Heavyweight Champ to come out here and get revenge!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - I can't stress enough how disappointed I am in Deuce. He let all these external factors play a role in his title shot. That never would have happened if he was facing the Cornerstone.

Vic Canon - Deuce surprisingly still has control of this match!

Eddie Sensation - Bigg Daddy whips The Wildman to the ropes.... POWERSLAM! THE COVER... 1... 2...

The Informer - KICK OUT BY THE WILDMAN!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - Just in time!

Vic Canon - That was too close to count!

Eddie Sensation - Deuce isn't slowing down... he runs to the ropes... BIG ELBOW DROP! And right back to his feet...

The Informer - AND ANOTHER HUGE ELBOW DROP!

Vic Canon - At this pace, this one won't be lasting too much longer!

[The EWA's video wall kicks in with a live shot of "The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante attacking Blitzkreig in the back of the arena. Blitz is on a table recieving medical care as Nick continues to attack his injured knee...]

Eddie Sensation - OH MY GOD!! HAHAHA!!! IS THIS MAN EVIL OR WHAT!?!?!

The Informer - I CAN'T BELIEVE MY EYES!! GET THIS MAN OUT OF THE DAMN BUILDING!!!

Vic Canon - OH DAMN!!! DEUCE HAS JUST SPOTTED THE VIDEO WALL!! HE'S GOING NUTS!!

Eddie Sensation - The Wildman better run!

The Informer - REVERSE DDT by The Wildman!!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - Deuce is on Rubber Leg Street. He's dazed and confused and throwing punches wildly, and the Wildman is looking to capitalize.

Vic Canon - Wait a minute... Here comes Leroy! He's got a pretty hot woman with him, and a breifcase!

Eddie Sensation - Damn... What I'd do to her!!

The Informer - Watch your mouth! The Wildman throws Deuce to the ropes... Deuce reverses! That woman is on the apron!! SHE PULLED OFF HER TOP!!!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - Damn cameramen!

Vic Canon - The Wildman comes to a stop... He's staring at those....... HUGE, HUGE things!

Eddie Sensation - YES!!! YES!!!

The Informer - Deuce CLOTHESLINES The Wildman over the top rope!! Deuce is distracting the ref, as Leroy beats on The Wildman!!!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - Leroy just whacked the Wildman with that briefcase. I can only guess that the $5000.00 is in there. The Wildman should have accepted a match with Leroy for the money and the girl!

Vic Canon - WHAM!!! THE MOVING TARGET!! LEROY NAILED HIM!!!

Eddie Sensation - *staring at the woman* YES!! TAKE IT OFF!! TAKE IT OFF!!

The Informer - Leroy throws The Wildman into the ring... Deuce goes for the cover.... 1..... 2...... 3!!!!

Chris Myers - And the winner of this match, Bigg Daddy Deuce!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - I know Deuce doesn't want to win that way, but you have to take your opportunities where you can get them. A win is STILL a win.

Vic Canon - Deuce is quickly making his way to the back, probably in search for Blitzkreig! Fans, oh my goodness... we've gotta take a break, please do not go anywhere!

The Informer - Fans, we're back... and take a look at the carnage. Blitzkreig is being hauled into the ambulance with Deuce's help! Deuce is pissed off worse than I have ever seen him pissed before!

Vic Canon - Well, we all know what great friends Blitzkreig and Deuce are. They've been such great friends for ages, and you know that when one of them gets hurt, the other one figuratively feels it!

Eddie Sensation - This is what happens when you mess with "The Diamond Stud" guys!

The Informer - Oh come on Sensation! What motivation did Nick Diamante have to do this? All Deuce did was say a few words about Nick. Hell, if Nick is going to go this far to attack a guy for saying something bad about him, then the EWA is in for one helluva ride... cause a lot of people hate Nicky D!

Vic Canon - Fans, we've gotta move on here. Let's take it back up to Chris Myers!

["Bitter Sweet Symphony" by The Verve blasts through the speakers, as SoulStorm, step out from behind the curtain and head towards the ring.]

Chris Myers - And his opponent, and Champion... standing 6'7" and weighing in at 236 pounds, from Miami, Florida, the EWA International Champion, "Crystal Clear" Cody Covington!

["Lithium" by Nirvana blasts through the speakers, as the EWA International Champion, "Crystal Clear" Cody Covington steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

The Informer - This match should be a good one! Cody Covington will be taking on SoulStorm...

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - What I know about this guy is little. He was once known as the Rock here in the EWA, and I think he was pretty successful. I wonder where he's been and what his agenda is now.

Vic Canon - Well lets see how he stands up against the International Champ!

Eddie Sensation - They lock up!

The Informer - SoulStorm with a rake to the eyes, followed by a Falling Reverse DDT!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - I'm starting to rethink my position on Cody Covington. I mean, the guy won the belt the other night. You think he'd have the balls to put it up tonight. Like I said, I don't know much about SoulStorm, but I can only guess that Covington knows a lot, and is scared as Hell.

Vic Canon - SoulStorm picks up Covington, and whips him to the ropes....

Eddie Sensation - OH! POWERSLAM!

The Informer - Into a pin... 1.... 2..... No! Cody with an easy kick out!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - I don't know much about him, but SoulStorm he's starting to impress me. If this were a title match, Covington would be in deep trouble.

Vic Canon - SoulStorm picks up Covington... He throws him to the ropes... Cody ducks a clothesline!

Eddie Sensation - They both bounce off the ropes... SoulStorm sets up for a Back Body Drop WAY too early!

The Informer - WHAM! ROCKET DROPPER by Covington! He goes for the pin... 1.... 2.... No! SoulStorm with a kickout!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - Covington better start expecting the challengers to line up... But first, he needs to get past SoulStorm tonight! Because if SoulStorm wins here tonight on Heat, you have to expect him to be named the number one contender.

Vic Canon - Cody Covington picks up SoulStorm... Pump Handle Slam!!!

Eddie Sensation - Cody is on a roll!

The Informer - "Crystal Clear" picks up SoulStorm, and throws him to the ropes... Covington scoops him up... Gorrilla Press Slam!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - Cody is getting his act together now...

Vic Canon - It looks like Cody is applying a Bosten Crab!!

Eddie Sensation - YYYYYYYYes!! He's got it on!!

The Informer - SoulStorm is trying to make a dash for the ropes, but can't move Covington!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - SoulStorm needs to get to those ropes now, or this match will be over!

Vic Canon - SoulStorm grabs Covington's ankle, and pulls as hard as he can! Covington kicks him in the mouth!

Eddie Sensation - HAHAHAHA!

The Informer - Covington squeezes down on the hold harder!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - SoulStorm grabs Covington's tights, and pulls them down!

Vic Canon - Oh god!

Eddie Sensation - DAMMIT!! WHY DO THEY FOCUS IN ON THAT KIND OF STUFF?!?! ARE THESE CAMERAMEN DIVINE'S FRIENDS?!

The Informer - Covington pulls up his tights with his one hand, and squeezes down with the other!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - SoulStorm grabs the ref, Lee Fleming, and throws him into Covington! Covington and the ref knock heads!

Vic Canon - Covington releases the hold!

Eddie Sensation - SoulStorm pulls himself to the side of the ring! Covington kicks Fleming out of the ring!

The Informer - Cody Covington grabs SoulStorm by the legs... Slingshot into the corner!!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - SoulStorm is done for. Covington is a move away from winning this match.

Vic Canon - And here it comes!!

Eddie Sensation - Covington lifts SoulStorm....

The Informer - BANG!!!!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - CLEARLY CRIPPLING!!!

Vic Canon - He goes for the cover... this one is finished! Wait a minute....

Eddie Sensation - THERE'S NO REFEREE YOU IDIOT!

The Informer - THERE'S DEUCE! What the hell is he doing here??!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - I have no idea, but he's pulling SoulStorm out of the ring!

Vic Canon - Covington is busy getting the ref up... He doesn't see what's going on!

Eddie Sensation - The ref is up... Covington turns around to go for the pin... BUT SOULSTORM ISN'T THERE!! HAHAHA!

The Informer - The ref looks to the outside... RIDDLE BOX BY DEUCE!!!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - Covington had it won!

Vic Canon - OH NO! SOULSTORM IS GOING TO WIN THIS MATCH!!

Chris Myers - And the winner of this match by Disqualification, SOULSTORM!

Eddie Sensation - DAMN! Covington had it won! There goes his winning streak!

The Informer - Deuce is walking up the ramp... A cameraman is picking up what he's saying... Shut up... lets listen!

Deuce - SoulStorm, now you will think twice when you wanna fuk with me!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - Deuce just messed up Covington's current streak in the EWA! Now he's got 2 more guys on his ass, SoulStorm and Covington!

Vic Canon - Don't go away folks, this is our LAST commercial break!

Chris Myers - Ladies and Gentlemen... This next match is scheduled for one fall.... It is for the EWA Heavyweight Title, and is the MAIN EVENT! First, the challenger... standing 6'4" and weighing in at 245 pounds, from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, X-Treme!

["Ironman" by Black Sabbath blasts through the speakers, as X-Treme steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

Chris Myers - And his opponent, and Champion... standing 6'5" and weighing in at 270 pounds, from Chicago, Illinois, the EWA Heavyweight Champion, Zed!

["Unforgiven" by Metallica blasts through the speakers, as the EWA Heavyweight Champion, Zed steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

The Informer - Quickly Dino, you're opinion on these two...

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - Ok, I know this guy Zed is good. I know he's the champ. But if you ask me, Deuce was robbed. There, I said it. Deuce was robbed. You have to think that when the rematch happens, Deuce will come out on top. And then where will Zed be?

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - As for X-Treme, just like SoulStorm, I'm not too familiar with X-Treme. But if his name is any indication, this guy is---

Canon/Sensation/Informer - A jagoff!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - You got it!

Vic Canon - X-Treme charges at Zed... SPEAR!

Eddie Sensation - LEFTS AND RIGHTS FROM X-TREME!!

The Informer - These two HATE each other...

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - And it's showing!

Vic Canon - Zed rolls him over... Forearms to the jaw of X-Treme!! This is a rough one!

Eddie Sensation - Zed picks up X-Treme... BRAINBUSTER! Zed quickly gets up... He's climbing to the top!

The Informer - Zed stops at the middle rope.... MOONSAULT RIGHT ON TARGET!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - Zed, like all other champions, has that certain attitude of invunerability, which is an asset, believe me. And it looks like it's working.

Vic Canon - Zed goes for the pin... 1.... 2... No! X-Treme gets the shoulder up!

Eddie Sensation - Zed picks up X-Treme... Looks like a Fallaway Slam! No! X-Treme reverses it... FALLAWAY SLAM by X-Treme! He geos for the quick pin...

The Informer - 1... No! Zed gets out easily!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - You're not going to beat Zed, or anyone, with a Fallaway Slam.

Vic Canon - X-Treme throws Zed to the corner... He climbs the tournbuckle behind Zed....

Eddie Sensation - OUCH!

The Informer - BULLDOG from the top rope by X-Treme!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - Great move by X-Treme. Looks like the guy might be more than one dimensional.

Vic Canon - X-Treme planted his face into the mat! He goes for the cover... 1.... 2.... No! Zed gets out!

Eddie Sensation - X-Treme picks up Zed... He sets him up....

The Informer - PILEDRIVER BY X-TREME!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - Zed is impressive. To the average moron, that is. I know that the guy is talented, but I'm starting to think he is not championship material.

Vic Canon - X-Treme goes for the cover... 1.... 2.... No! Zed gets out just in time!

Eddie Sensation - X-Treme picks up Zed again.... INVERTED DDT!! X-Treme is dominating this match!

The Informer - X-Treme goes to the top. He's gloating on top! He's wasting time! This WILL come back to haunt him later on!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - Zed is up by now, mentally... I GUARENTEE that X-Treme will miss this move!

Vic Canon - X-Treme jumps... ELBOW DROP!

Eddie Sensation - NO! Zed moves!

The Informer - Good call Dino...

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - That's what I'm here!

Vic Canon - Both men are getting up... DISCUS PUNCH by Zed! X-Treme goes down!

Eddie Sensation - Zed bounces off the ropes.... DIVING CLOTHESLINE!

The Informer - Zed's almost got this match won!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - He's one move away.... Can he hit it??

Vic Canon - Zed picks up X-Treme... He sets it up... Will X-Treme be left in the ring Unforgiven?!

Eddie Sensation - Zed lifts him high in the air.... BANG!

The Informer - UNFORGIVEN!!! UNFORGIVEN!!!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - I guess the time off was not beneficial for X-Treme.

Vic Canon - Hahaha! Zed goes for the cover... 1.... 2.... 3!!!

Chirs Myers - And the winner of this match, and STILL EWA Heavyweight Champion, ZEEEEED!!!

Eddie Sensation - Zed gets a win under his belt over X-Treme!

The Informer - Yeah, maybe that will shut up X-Treme!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - Ladies and Gentlemen, we are UNDER 2 weeks away from Rage In A Cage 2!!! Will Deuce fight Zed?? We'll let the championship committee decide that one!!

Vic Canon - Adam Kress is the NEW North American Champion....

Eddie Sensation - Mr. Extreme pulled an upset over Damian Starshot!

The Informer - SoulStorm over Covington by DQ!

Vic Canon - For The Informer, "The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante, and Eddie Sensation... I'm Vic Canon, thanking you for joining us and BE SURE to join us again next week for Tuesday Night Heat!! SEE YOU THEN! BYE BYE FOLKS!