The Informer - OH MY GOD!!!!! "THE DIAMOND STUD" HAS RETURNED!!!!! I CANNOT BELIEVE IT!!!!!!!!

Eddie Sensation - NICKY D IN DA HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHERE IS HE??? WHERE IS HE????

As clips of "The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante decending from the heavens are shown, the words "Law & Order" flash across the screen!

Chris Myers - LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE OFFICIAL REFEREE FOR THIS EWA CHAMPIONSHIP CONTEST... "THE DIAMOND STUD" NICK DIAMANTE!!!!!!!

The Informer - Nick is getting up into the ring. Man, what a turn of events this has come to be!

Clips of this extremely intense match are shown as the word "Controversy" pops up on the screen, and fades out to more clips...

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - Zed better wake up!

Vic Canon - Nick grabs Zed's wrist....

Eddie Sensation - He begins to lift it in the air...

The Informer - Nick releases the arm... wh...what the hell???

Vic Canon - ZED HAS A HANDFUL OF NICK DIAMANTE'S OWN HAIR!!! THE ARM DIDN'T DROP!!! THIS MATCH ISN'T OVER!!! ZED STILL HAS FIGHT LEFT IN HIM!!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - Interesting move by Zed.

Eddie Sensation - THAT WAS LOW, CANON!! YOU KNOW IT!! ZED COULDN'T FIGHT THE BEAR HUG, SO HE WENT AND GRABBED NICK'S HAIR SO THAT HIS ARM WOULDN'T FALL!! THAT ISN'T A CHAMPION IF YOU ASK ME!!

The word "Conspiracy?" appears on the screen...

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - "LISTEN UP BIG MAN! THIS WHOLE DEAL WAS NOT MY FAULT! THAT MAN ON THE MAT RIGHT THERE GRABBED ONTO MY HAIR!! NO, I DIDN'T APPRECIATE IT AT ALL, AND NO, I DON'T BLAME YOU FOR BEING PISSED OFF AT ALL!! BUT WHAT I AM SAYING IS THAT MAN, ZED, IS THE ONE WHO FUCKED YOU OUT OF THIS BELT!! [Holds up the belt] IF YOU HAVE ANY ISSUES LEFT, I SAY YOU TAKE IT OUT ON HIM, AND NOT ON ME. THERE HE IS LAYING RIGHT THERE ON THE MAT! THE MAN THAT FUCKED YOU OVER. I ain't gonna tell you how to live your life, but there's only one thing I would do if I was in your boots right now, and it doesn't take a brain-genious to figure it out."

Vic Canon - IS NICK INCOURAGING BIG DADDY DEUCE TO ATTACK ZED???

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - Nick is trying to stay out of it!

Eddie Sensation - THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT HE IS DOING!! Nick is calmly leaving the ring... and Deuce is standing there watching him. Nick is out on the floor...

The Informer - Nick is standing there watching. And... it's as if he wants to see if Deuce makes the right call. Deuce looks at Nick....

Vic Canon - WHOA WHOA WHOA!!! DEUCE IS HEADING TOWARDS A BEATEN WORLD CHAMPION, ZED!!

Finally, the word "Answers?" pops up on the screen as we are taken to a shot of the live audience in the Corel Centre in Ottawa, Ontario, Canada! Pyro is flying off everywhere and an extatic crowd is taking advantage of the EWA's freedom of speach policy. Signs which read "Simply 2 Studly!", "Zed For Prime Minister!" and "THE DEUCE IS WILD!" can be seen on camera as we take it down to a view of the EWA's on-air announce crew...]

The Informer - ON THE HEELS OF ONE OF THE BIGGEST EWA PAY PER VIEW EVENTS EVER, WELCOME TO TUESDAY NIGHT HEAT, WHERE TONIGHT WE WILL BE ABLE TO HEAR FROM MANY OF THE EWA's FINEST ATHLETES AS THEY RESPOND TO THEIR MATCHES AT HELLACIOUS HALLOWEEN 2! Welcome fans to the Corel Centre in Canada's capital city, Ottawa! We've got an interesting show for you tonight... nothing bu interviews, responses and comments from the wrestlers who participated in Hellacious Halloween 2: The Dark Secret!

Vic Canon - Fans, if you missed the PPV on Sunday, you owe it to yourself to at least stick with us for the next 2 hours to find out what went down on Sunday! For the benefit of those who didn't watch the PPV... we have a new EWA champion, and he is Zed! Also, a major superstar wrestler returned to the EWA in the capacity of an official last night, and he is "The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante!

Eddie Sensation - That's right! The EWA finally has a respectable wrestler on it's roster now that Nicky D is back! We're gonna hear from him in a few moments! Throughout the night, we're gonna get cooments from such people as Bigg Daddy Deuce, the EWA Champion Zed, Da Bj Boys, Sir Psycho Sexy, and a whole lot more!

The Informer - Last night, we all found out finally what "The Dark Secret" was, and we're gonna get more of an explenation of that in just a moment!

Vic Canon - And you've gotta remember that "The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante still has the EWA Heavyweight Title belt, even though Zed is the champ! This one should be great. Let's sit back, and take it up to Rachel Stevens.

[The arena lights slowly dim, and the entrance is filled with purple smoke and a strobe-light effect. The organ tune of "Mr. Crowley" by Ozzy Osbourne hits the system, as "The Diamond Stud" begins to decsend while seated in his magnificant gold and diamond-studed thrown high above the wrestler entranceway. The entire arena is filled with bulb-flashes as Nick Diamante sits, with a cocky look on his face. As the thrown reaches the ground, the music stops, and "The Diamond Doll" walks out from behind the curtain holding a large diamond-shaped mirror. She walks in front of Nick Diamante, and stands there as he gazes at himself in the mirror. "The Diamond Doll" leaves the area as "Got The Life" by KoRn hits the system. "The Diamond Stud" stands up and makes his way to the ring in a calm fashion, with the EWA Heavyweight title draped over his shoulder as if he were the champion. Nick steps up into the ring and is surrounded by a monumental pyro show, and then asks Rachel Stevens for the mic...]

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - SOMEBODY SCREAM "BLOODY MURDER", BECAUSE THE INNOVATOR OF EXCELLENCE, GOD OF WRESTLING, AND 6'9" 292.5 lbs. OF TWISTED STEEL AND SEX APPEAL IS BACK.... BACK TO RULE THE LAND!!! AND STEAL ITS WOMEN!!!

[Nick gently grabs Rachel Stevens' hand, and kisses it much to Rachel's delight.]

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Rachel, let me point one thing out to you very quickly. Most of the egotisticle children in this wrestling organization feel as if it's neccessary to make you the target of many sexual, and out-n'-out sexist jokes and other such humorous occurances. I'm no child... and I'll treat you like a lady, and nothing less.

Rachel Stevens - I'll be very appreciative of that, Mr. "Diamond Stud". Thank you. Where would you like to begin this interview?

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Normally, somebody like Zed would answer that very question with such a reply as "On the floor, with you bent over, and with me tuning my fiddle." But once again, you have to understand... guys like Zed don't really get out much, ya know? Me... I'll begin this interview by starting at the top, and working my way down, if you don't mind?

Rachel Stevens - Not at all. [Smile]

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Good. Let's start at the top then. Hunny, your hair... it has to go. It does nothing to complement that second, or third chin of yours.

Eddie Sensation - HAHAHAHAH!! I WAS WAITING FOR REALITY TO KICK IN!

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - That chest. I... well... how can I ask this politely? Hmmm.... That chest, it's lovely. How much did it cost?

Eddie Sensation - HAHAHA!! WICKED WICKED WICKED!!!

The Informer - Nope, we didn't see that coming either folks.

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - And that rear end... Jesus Murphy! I'd address that rear end, but it would take me all night... HIT THE ROAD HUNNY!

Vic Canon - What kind of a man is he??? Does he have no morals at all?

Eddie Sensation - Oh yeah, he's got morals! He just doesn't have a problem expressing the truth! Shush, he's about to speak again!

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - That's right, move it or lose it, sugar-pie. I've got a lot of things to say, and I'm anxious to set the standard for other future promos. 's been a long time, EWA. A real while since I've been in the Extreme Wrestling Association. This place has changed a lot since I was around. Nice new set... great television production. The EWA really has done a great job of putting themselves back on top. [Pauses for a moment, and begins to look lost...]

Vic Canon - Why did he just stop all of a sudden? He looks confused, kinda.

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Damn, wait a sec. Did I just say that the EWA did a good job of turning this place around? What am I saying? The EWA didn't do jack-shit! I did it all!

The Informer - Oh goodness, here we go again!

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Let's take a brief look at the EWA's time-line, just for the hell of it. It started off with the D-Generation X/Team Ballz era. A great period of time actually. I give all the parties involved all the credit in the world for the product that the EWA produced back in the day. Vince Di Nardo... genious! Serial Thrylla... briliant! Clayton Chandler... looking past the squeaky teenage voice and the acne... magnificant! To all those men, I give total credit for the EWA's early success. To Tom Stone, I say "How does it feel to ride on someone's coat-tails to the top of the mountain!"

Eddie Sensation - Uh oh! Any of you who saw "The Diamond Stud's" OTR interview just last night on television will know that Nick ain't crazy about Tom Stone anymore!

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Then there was the ReVoLuTiOn~X� era! Without a doubt, this was the period of time which really put the EWA on the map. So... why shouldn't I be thanked, huh? Come on! It's my time to be rewarded! God knows Tom wouldn't have ever dreamed of throwing a title shot in RX's direction, so I think I at least need to be rewarded! Hey you, in the front row... yeah... you should thank me for placing that seat under that rotund ass of yours.

Vic Canon - Fans... we apologize!

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - After I left this place, the EWA TRIED AND TRIED to be innovative and entertaining. One penis down a girl's throat, and the EWA truly did realize that it had hit rock bottom, and it was there to stay. During this "Studless" period, the EWA went through everything possible. Electrified cage matches... balloons filled with thumbtacks... matches taking place 50 feet in the air. The EWA's philosophy was, "Even though our men aren't talented, they're still stupid enough to kill themselves to entertain!" The EWA was proud of themselves, while myself, along with Vinny D... we sat back and loved every moment of it! Honest to God, the "Fed Next Door" sucked fuckin' chunks!

Eddie Sensation - 7 SECOND DELAY!! CENSORES!!! HAHAHA!!

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - But you know what my personal favorite was? HY2K! The Hostile Youth 2000! I swear, was this not the most innovative idea ever??? Stone decides to take a punk of talentless newcomers, make them parade around like juvenile idiots, and have them fight the EWA's best! HA! And I love the name.... "Hostile Youth"! I'll give the Stoner-Boner credit though. He's good at making crappy things sound sweet. "Disgruntled Jobbers 2000" just wouldn't have been as poweful! Everythime I think of the HY2K, I'm reminded of that guy on the Howard Stern Show... you know, CRACKHEAD BOB!

Eddie Sensation - YEAH!!! CRACKHEAD BOB RULES!!!

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - He always says, "I'm mad as hell... and I'm not... gonna take it... anymore!" [Laughs] That dude should be HY2K's mascot! He's a retard, and he stutters like The Informer!

The Informer - Oh, thanks.

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Informer... I read that spoiler of yours. Don't you realize that if it wasn't for me, you would have no stories to spoil?? Nice job on the return issue, by the way! It was... just... TOTALLY MOVING! Especially where you gave The Brink credit for being one of the EWA's greatest champions. Hell, you even went as far as to say that anyone who thought Brink sucked wouldn't amount to anything he had ever done. You said he had no competition. [Laughs and pauses while looking out into the audience...]

The Informer - That's my story and I'm stickin' to it

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Well, let's strap a psychic hat on The Informer and call him "Mrs. I Can See The Fucking Future In My Crystal Ball"! Brother... who are you to say that nobody will ever amount to what the Brink was? Jesus Christ... the only reason he was the champ was because I picked up and left the EWA, thus leaving it talentless. I started the trend... and after I split, everyone left for the same reasons I did... because Tom can't tell the difference between a wrestling hold and a shoe-horn!

Eddie Sensation - HAHAHA!! THE BROTHER IS HYPE! YA!

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - All the Brink had to do is wait. Do I look like competition? Trust me, I'd give the Brink all he could handle, and then laugh at him as I urinate into his mouth!

Vic Canon - CAN THIS MAN NOT BE CENCORED?

Eddie Sensation - AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Come to think of it, I would even say that Zed would be a more-than-suitable challenger for The Brink. Thorn... Deuce... let's face it. The Brink didn't take off because he had no competition. The Brink split because he knew his time to job the title would come, and the child wasn't man enough to pass the torch.

Vic Canon - No offence Informer, but I can see where Nick is coming from.

The Informer - No offence taken. It may be the truth. Maybe The Brink should have stayed to pass the torch at least. Either way, it's over and done with now.

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Brink, it looks like you're gone either way. Oh well... myself, along with the fans would miss you if you had actually given us something to miss in the first place. Your "success" was only a figment of your own creative imagination. If you ever do wanna become famous though... come on back, step into the ring with me, and I'll make your name famous, period. You don't dig the "Diamond Stud" hype? Well, I don't dig a coward who runs instead of fighting. So put that in your pipe and smoke it Informer.

Eddie Sensation - Ohhh.... somebody just gotted DISSED! HA HA!

The Informer - Shut up, geek.

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Now that that chapter is written, inked and sent to the presses, I wanna move on and address one of the many issues on my list of stuff to cover. Over the last few weeks, you've all been exposed to these "TDS" occurances. Yes indeed, "The Dark Secret" was something everyone wanted to solve. I was just playin' games with ya. Everyone knew I was coming back sooner than later, so I figured I'd at least make my way back to this place in an entertaining manner. "The Dark Secret Invitational Tournament", now that's a little more than fun and games. From this day forward, it will be known as "The Diamond Stud Invitational Tournament", and it will be a ticket to one lucky midcarder's wildest dream. It goes like this... I will choose 4 worthy men who I feel deserve to be given a little bit more exposure here in the EWA, and I will give them the chance to fight for the right to step in the ring with Canada's Greatest Export!

Vic Canon - The winner will get the right to step into the ring with a peice of Canadian Bacon???

Eddie Sensation - Oh, chuckle chuckle.

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Yes, that is correct. The winner of this mini-tournament will get to wrestle "The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante! It's kinda like a lottery, now that I think of it! I'm handing out an opportunity for one man to become an instant superstar, overnight. But like any other lottery, the odds of winning are few and far between. I'm using this tourney as a little play thing while I wait for some real talent to come across and catch my attention. DMX and Sir Psycho Sexy have already been chosen. 2 more men will be informed in the upcoming weeks. Allow me to make it perfectly clear for everyone. I'm not going to step into the ring unless I feel it is neccessary. There are too many guys around here complaining that there ain't much talent in the EWA. Once it becomes too uncontrolable, I'll step off my thrown and bring these punks back to the real world. Zed, Thorn, Deuce... all these so-called "Gods" will all go down to me, in due time. MARK MY WORDS!!

The Informer - That's a pretty bold statement, but then again... this guy is known for keeping his promises.

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Everyone, I'm sure has heard by now that I will be participating in the "When Worlds Collide" supercard extraviganza. This event is being organized for the sole purpose of creating a great wrestling event with many of pro-wrestling's true stars. It is easy to see why the people involved in this card came to me and asked for my services. While people like Zed and Thorn are struggling to reach simple name-noteriety status, "The Diamond Stud" will be participating in a larger-than-life event on his very first pay-per-view contest. Deep down inside, I know all my competition in the EWA is seathing with jealousy. They look back to their debut matches and ask themselves, "Why wasn't I asked to participate in an All-Star Supercard on my very first match?" It's true... I'm the Stud, and I'm lovin' life! The "WWC" will keep me occupied over the course of this week, so don't expect to be graced with my presence much.

Vic Canon - What a tragedy!

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - But now, allow me to address the main reason that I came out here. Last Sunday at Hellacious Halloween 2 when I steped into the ring as an official EWA ref, I made a promise that I wasn't able to keep. I promised that I would hand this EWA Heavyweight Championship belt to the man who proved they were the better man. I was about to hand Zed the title, but some Deuce's post-match attack kept me from giving Zed his belt.

The Informer - Yeah, and you had nothing to do with that attack did you?

Eddie Sensation - Nah, he just reminded Deuce of the truth.

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - So, at this time, I wanna ask Zed to come out here so I can present him with the EWA Heavyweight Championship Belt!

The Informer - No way! He's calling out Zed???

Vic Canon - That's exactly what he's doing, Informer. I wonder if Zed will come out here. I'm sure he wants his belt back!

Eddie Sensation - I hope TDS presents him with that belt.... UPSIDE ZED'S HEAD!

The Informer - Well, we're waiting for some sort of responce here from Zed. I'm sure we'll get one.... YEAH! THERE'S HIS MUSIC! ZED IS COMING OUT HERE!

["Unforgiven" by Metallica hits the system, and the audience begins to boo. After a brief wait, The EWA Heavyweight Champion Zed makes his way through the curtain and down the aisle in street clothes. He aproaches the ring, and takes a long, hard look at "The Diamond Stud" who has his Championship belt draped over his shoulder. Zed climbs the stairs, and enteres the ring...]

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - [In somewhat cocky fashion] LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE EWA HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION.... ZED!

The Informer - This should be more than interesting!

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Zed, I wanna thank you for coming out here. You know, I've been sitting at home for the last few weeks watching EWA television, and... well... I've heard you say some pretty derogitory stuff about yours truly. Hell... if I didn't know better, I'd say that you didn't like me!

Vic Canon - You can say that again!

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - I'm kinda shocked by that, you know? I've never really done anything to you personally. I once offered you a spot in my wrestling organization, as a matter of fact, one would assume that me and you would be cool. But like the late, great Benny Hill used to say... "Do not assume! Because you make an ASS out of U and ME! [Smiles]

The Informer - Hmmm... What's Nick up to here?

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - It really boggles the mind, actualy. Why does Zed hold a grudge against "The Diamond Stud" when these 2 men have no past at all? Hmmm... Did I use your favorite catch phrase or something one time. No... no I didn't. Did I steal your parking spot here outside the arena. Nah... I doubt that. Maybe, well... maybe it's my contract. I do have the most demanding contract in the history of the EWA, and if you compare your sallary with mine... well, dude... I can understand why you're always mad at me. But I don't think you're insecure because I have more money and power than you do in the EWA. Oh... wait! I think I know!

Eddie Sensation - WHAT!? WHAT!? WHAT IS IT MAN!?

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Zed, brother. Let me ask you something. You wouldn't be a little... well... a tad... kinda... just a wee bit... well... oh lets say.... THREATENED BY MY PRESENCE, would you?

[Nick holds the mic to Zed's mouth and quickly snatches it away as Zed is about to speak. Zed, though annoyed, remains calm with a devious smile on his face!]

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Don't worry, bro... it ain't important at all. Trust me... people still read books even if they know the ending. Same deal applies... the question ain't important. If we may, let's get back to Hellacious Halloween 2, just 2 days ago. You wrestled a good match man, I must admit. Deuce did a pretty good job himself. Congradulations on your victory... be it tainted and all... but that's ok. You deserve to be congradulated! But with all that said and done, let me ask you the question everyone REALLY wants to know. Is the Stud's hair poofy, oily, thick or soft and silky?

The Informer - Oh, give me a break here.

Eddie Sensation - What? TDS is making it obvious that Zed used some blatant underhanded tactics to win the title!

["The Diamond Stud" once again places the mic near Zed's mouth, and pulls it away as Zed gets ready to speak. Zed has a HUGE smile on his face, and looks to be ready to explode any second now. Attempting to make light out of this situation, Zed goes over to the corner or the ring and sits on the ropes...]

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - My fault, my badd... I asked another stupid question. Every chick knows the Stud has thick hair. But Zed, that's not why I called you out here tonight. That's fine.. yeah, you can sit right on up there while I finish my point here... no problem. You see Zed, I really don't have a problem giving you this belt, because over the past few months... so many lack-luster wrestlers have placed their unworthy hands all over it. The day the Brink held this belt was the day this title lost all of it's credibility. Giving it to you would be an improvement... not much of one, yet it would still be better than giving it to The Brink. I came out here tonight to be a man, and to show you that there are no hard feelings what-so-ever between myself, and you. I have no problem at all with you walking in my shadow... So, champ... if you wanna step off those ropes and come on over here, I'll hand you this belt, and shake your hand. Hell, maybe we can even go out for a beer and discuss all that HY2K BS you were wrapped up in. [Smiles] What about it, champ?!

The Informer - OH YEAH, THIS IS WHERE IT'S GONNA HEAT UP! ZED IS STILL SITTING ON THE CORNER, AND HE'S LOOKING RIGHT AT NICK WITH A SMILE ON HIS FACE!

Vic Canon - HE'S DOWN! ZED IS GOING TO MAKE HIS WAY OVER TOWARDS NICK, WHO HAS ZED'S BELT!

Eddie Sensation - Nick Diamante just flipped Zed the mic! Zed has the mic, finally!

The Informer - Let's see what he has to say!

Eddie Sensation - It don't look like he's too anxious to speak, if you ask me!

Vic Canon - Oh, that crap Eddie! Zed still has that huge smile on his face... he's making Nick wait! Zed is in charge here!

The Informer - Here we go!

Vic Canon - HEY!! LOOK... IT'S DEUCE!!! HE JUST CAME OUT OF THE CROWD, AND HE'S GOT A METAL FOLDING CHAIR!!! HE'S RIGHT BEHIND ZED..... WHAM!!! JESUS CHRIST ALMIGHTY!!!

The Informer - NO! NO! I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!!! WAS THIS SOME SORT OF SET UP ALL ALONG?? ARE DEUCE AND DIAMANTE IN CAHOOTS???

Eddie Sensation - I HAVE NO CLUE INFORMER, BUT ALL I KNOW IS ZED IS TAKING ANOTHER BEATING BY BIG DADDY DEUCE!!! ZED IS OUT COLD!!!

The Informer - DAMNIT!! THIS PISSES ME OFF!! ZED WAS ABOUT TO SPEAK, AND NOW HE GETS ATTACKED BY THE MAN HE BEAT JUST 2 DAYS AGO!! THIS SUCKS!!

Vic Canon - THIS DOES SUCK!! I BET YOU THOSE TWO GUYS ARE IN CAHOOTS!

The Informer - "THE DIAMOND STUD" MAY NOT BE DOING ANYTHING EXCEPT WATCHING, BUT WHO KNOWS! THIS MAN IS PURE EVIL!

Eddie Sensation - Deuce finally tosses the chair away, but his work is done here. Wait a second! He and Nick have locked eyes. Now we should find out the truth here.

The Informer - Neither man is looking away. They both have serious looks on their faces... and to tell you the truth, I don't think Deuce has forgiven Nick for HH2!

Vic Canon - What's this?? Nick is casually handing the EWA belt to Deuce! And now he's walking away! WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN???

The Informer - I don't think these guys have anything going at all! I think Nick just handed Deuce the belt because Nick doesn't wanna get wrapped up in this situation. Nick is on his way out, and Deuce has the belt in his hand!

Eddie Sensation - HAHAHAHAHAH!!! AND NOW JUST TOSSED IT ON ZED!! THIS NIGHT HAS BEEN FANTASTIC!!!

The Informer - FANS! WE HAVE TO GO TO A COMMERCIAL BREAK, STAY WITH US!!

The Informer - FANS! WE'RE BACK!! IN THE BACK ROB DiMARCO IS TRYING TO GET A WORD FROM "THE DIAMOND STUD" NICK DIAMANTE, WHO HAS HIS BAGS, AND LOOKS TO BE LEAVING THE ARENA!

Rob DiMarco - NICK!! NICK... PLEASE, ONE QUICK WORD BEFORE YOU LEAVE! NICK!!

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - What is it, nimrod? Can't you see I'm on my way out?

Rob DiMarco - Please Nick, the world just wants to know if that entire skit was planned by you and Deuce together!? Are you and Deuce working on the same team?

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Me! Work with Deuce? HA! The guy is cool and all, but I was just giving him a helping hand. Once again, I never had the chance to give Zed the belt, so I gave it to the next best guy. I'll be busy in the next couple weeks with the "When Worlds Collide" PPV, so I'll let them settle their differences alone. When I return, I'll have my tournament to run. Until then sucker, get lost... and wish me luck "When Worlds Collide!"

Rob DiMarco - Indeed, best of luck! Well, that was an plain-as-day "NO" by Nicky D... Informer, back to you at ringside! This night is wild!

The Informer - Hang on folks! We'll be back after this very short commercial break!

Rob DiMarco - Deuce, you just attacked the EWA Heavyweight Champion from behind for the second time in 24 hours! Not to be rude or anything, but are you scared of Zed face-to-face?

Deuce - Rob, did you forget who you were talking to? You are talking to the Bigg Daddy. Let me spell it out for you.... B - I - Two G D - A - Double D - Y. Why? Cause I can... thats why, jarhead. I don't even know why you would even consider asking me that question. Am I afraid of Zed? HELL NO! But I guaran-damn-tee that he is afraid of me. And to correct you, son... the PPV was well over 24 hours ago. Now each and everytime I beat the holy hell out of Zed he will know that he DOES NOT deserve to wear THIS BELT!!! Each time that my size thirteen shoe is crammed into his face he will wish that he had not held onto the hair of one Nicky D. He will wish that he had just given up when he had the chance.

Rob DiMarco - Deuce, the world wants to know... what the hell is up with you and "The Diamond Stud"? What was that look you 2 exchanged just a few moments ago when he handed you the Heavyweight belt?

Deuce - That Rob was a look of respect. The Diamond Stud respecting me. And me taking this damn belt from him cause he knows as well as everyone else that I am the man that should rightfully hold this belt. I'll give Nick one thing... he knows who the hell his daddy is. And he knows not to mess with me.

Rob DiMarco - A lot of people around here say, on wrestling talent alone, that you don't deserve to be in the same ring as Zed. Is that why you are continually attacking him... to get his attention?

Deuce - No. You see sizzlechest. I don't need to get Zeds attention. I have Zeds attention. And you know what... I don't care what you or anyone else has to say about me. Love me or hate me... you will never forget me. Cause just like my Boy Blitz always says... Danger INC will haunt each and everyone of you forever.

Rob DiMarco - Right now there's rumors that the EWA championship commitee is re-considering you to wrestle Zed in a re-match, in a cage, at Rage In A Cage 2 on November 21st, 1999. Are you excited about this chance, and what will you do to insure that the outcome is different this time?

Deuce - Am I excited... AM I EXCITED?? You mean I have to prove to everyone ONCE AGAIN that I am the better man and that I am the one that rightfully deserves to wear the Deuce~Weight Belt. And now I have to do it yet again. What do I need to do to prove to these people that I am the toughest SOB to grace the EWA world. I have been thrown through tables, beaten with a broom, knocked out by a 2x4 and yet I come back, each and every day and I continue each and every day to prove that I don't just talk the talk but that I walk the walk.

Rob DiMarco - Off topic, how is Blitzkreig's knee healing? He seems not to want to stay down from this injury.

Deuce - My boy Blitz is healing up real nice. SPS, you pissed him off.... yet again. Blitz is down but like I said he ain't out. I see a quick return for Blitz and a match between him and SPS.

Rob DiMarco - Finally Deuce, how will you attempt to redeem yourself from this loss to Zed in attempts to impress the championship commitee?

Deuce - WHAT!? Redeem myself? I don't need to redeem myself. The commitee needs to redeems THEMSELVES. They are the one that put that ringer referee in there why should I do anything that I don't normally do. I am gonna come out here day after day. I am gonna beat anyones ass that needs to have their ass beaten. And I am gonna do business the only way that I know how.... the HARD WAY!!!

Rob DiMarco - Thank you Bigg Daddy Deuce! Let's head back to the ring to get an official word concerning the EWA's Rage In A Cage pay-per-view from Commissioner Fleek!

Commissioner Fleek - Thanks... thank you, very much. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the special interview edition of Tuesday Night Heat. First off, I'd like to start this interview by saying that this past Sunday's Hellacious Halloween was certainly one for the books. The buy-rates were phenomenal and everyone that participated truly gave it their all to try and make it the best Pay-Per-View ever. The show was a great success and I'd like to personally thank all of the participants and of course... you, the fans. Which brings me to my next item of discussion. The November Pay-Per-View. As I'm sure alot of you know, the November Pay-Per-View will be called Rage In A Cage... but, that's not the end of that. Unlike last year's Rage In A Cage... this year's matches will ALL take place inside of a steel cage.

[Big pop]

Commissioner Fleek - Yes, yes... my thoughts exactly. Rage In A Cage will take place on November 21st LIVE from the Fleet Center in good 'ole Boston, Massachusetts. This year's edition of Rage In A Cage should definitly be one for the books. Speaking of "the books"... it's time to address something that everyone has been wondering about over these past couple of days since the Pay-Per-View. And that would be none other than the Deuce/Zed Heavyweight Title match. One helluva match... one hell of an ending... in the end, a lot of dreams became reality, a lot of reality seemed like a dream... friends were made, enemies too... but, when it was all said and done, one man walked out of the Skydome as THE man... THE champ... THE man who backed up his talk. That man was Zed. Listen up Zed, because this is ehhhh... we'll say "mildly" related to you. Zed, you know... I know, the millions of fans watching on TV know, and everyone that was in Toronto on Sunday knows that Deuce had you beat. Now I'm sure you'll deny because lets face it... the 3D's of life are DENY, DENY, DENY. But, since Mr. Diamante DID make the count then... well, I guess that's just the way that the rubber duckie floats in the bath tub. Deuce, I'm not reversing the decision... but, I will say this. Us "big wigs" as you guys like to refer to us... well, we're not too happy with the ending of Hellacious Halloween 2. Sure, the match was great but to be honest with ya... the ending sucked. And frankly, Zed... I'd say it was because of you. And from what I've been hearing and from what I understand... the suits in the EWA are contemplating a rematch at Rage In A Cage!! How's that music for your ears, Zed???

[The fans are on their feet, yelling and cheering for what the Commissioner has just said. They wait for more as Commissioner Fleek stands in the ring enjoying the response that he has just gotten. He moves the microphone to his mouth again but then stops as if he's contemplating a thought. With that, he tosses the mic out to the ring announcer and exits the ring, making his way back to his office.]

The Informer - WOW! THIS IS HUGE! THE EWA SUITS ARE CONSIDERING A RE-MATCH FOR RAGE IN A CAGE 2!!!

Vic Canon - We have to take a break! We'll be---

[Before he can finish his sentence the lights flicker on and off rapidly for a moment, then cut to blackness. The words "H-O-S-T-I-L-E Y-O-U-T-H" flash over the EWAtron, the crowd who is still pumped about Heat starting is just as loud for they know Thorn is coming out. "EdgeCrusher" by Fear Factory blasts over the loudspeakers at a deafening volume as Thorn steps into the green spotlight at the top of the on-ramp. He is decked out in black techno pants, a gray "Hostile Youth" shirt, his custom grey and green eS Kostons, and a navy blue "NeighborHood" hat. He steps to the side of the on-ramp and sits down, and pulls a mic out of his pocket as the lights flicker back on. Rob DiMarco is in the ring confused as all hell as why Thorn is sitting on the on-ramp.]

Rob DiMarco - Thorn, why are you sitting on the on-ramp?

Thorn - Rob, don't ask stupid questions, and just sit back while I talk about somethings. First off, Brink.... I remember when we all ran off to this fed, there was a hell of alot of us, but only one of us remain today. I remember the good times when we first started Hostile Youth, when he was 13 and zero, I remember Cocky Maiva, Rowdy Rody Rooster, the chicken wing shack, whatever that place was called, and when he first won the Heavyweight title. All that's gone now, the only thing left is me, I've been Hostile Youth since day f'n one, and I always will be, I am Hostile You, I might as well change my name to Hostile Youth, but forget all that, I'll just sport the gear, take the names of the people who don't believe and just do like I always have done. Big props go out to Brink for starting the shit and trying to stay with it, and where ever you are bud, I hope you see me now, and in the future kick ass in the name of Hostile Youth, the thing that you created and hopefully will call home again. That's the past, I need to talk about the future, my future, and my hopes for the future. Halloween was just one big trick for me, I lost my title, I lost my chance at heavyweight gold and I lost my chance to make myself what I always was, and probably never will be again. My main man C4 gets alot of credit for laying me out on Sunday, something I deserved, something that set my mind straight and something that I think I needed. Thanks Cody for the good kick in the ass that everyone needs once in awhile. I know you are more deserving then I am at the moment. But I got little air time and alot to talk about. First off, I need to say this straight out, I'm leaving for awhile, and i don't know when I'm coming back, I'm not retiring, I just need time away, and gone from the EWA and wrestling in general. BJ BOYZ you finally get what you have desired for a long time, while I'm gone, you get to run HY2k and if you screw it over, your dead meat. I trust you guys not to do anything that Divine would do and just keep it HY2k and keep it the same. Maybe recruit some guys if you need to or something, I dunno. I just need to say this stuff now and get it out of my head because I am alone now, and being alone sucks. I've always been alone, but never this alone, I'm even too alone to come to the ring cause I know that there isn't anybody going to be there to back me up if shit go crazy. Hopefully, by the time I get back I'll have some sort of backbone to rely on and something to help me through this hell that I'm living in, but I just need my time to set things straight and figure all this out. Right now I've got to get out of here, get my mind of wrestling, titles, matches, EVERYTHING and just go and do whatever I have to do to become myself again. Peace.

The Informer - WHAT THE....??

Eddie Sensation - That's some messed up shit right there!

Vic Canon - DON'T TOUCH THAT REMOTE!

["Sir Psycho Sexy" by the Red Hot Chili Peppers comes on and a collective sigh hits the air as every woman in the arena has an orgasm, and a collective groan by all of their boyfriends. Out walks Leroy, followed by Sir Psycho Sexy wearing his ring attire. Sexy stops midway down the ramp, points to a woman, who isn't hot, but cute, and kisses her full on the mouth. As she falls over the guardrail, Sir Psycho leaps into the ring and grabs the microphone from the Informer.]

Sir Psycho Sexy - You all know the words! "Long long long long time ago/before the wind, before the snow/lived a man, lived a man I know/lived a freak of nature named---

Crowd - SIR PSYCHO!!

Sir Psycho Sexy - Sir Psycho Sexy, that is me/Sometimes I find I need to scream!

Crowd - AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!

The Informer - Welcome Sir Psycho Sexy! Two nights ago at Hellacious Halloween 2, in a joint effort, you, or should I say Leroy and The Wildman lost the match against The Triple Threat. How do you feel about the outcome?

Sir Psycho Sexy - The outcome, Informer, was never in question. A sacrifice to be made in the bigger picture. Remember this...you can't make an omlette, without breaking a few legs! Ha ha!

The Informer - Don't you mean eggs?

Sir Psycho Sexy - Same thing. Wildman... wait. After Leroy got done with him, he has a new name. What is it again, Big man?

Leroy - Mildman!

Sir Psycho Sexy - Yeah! That's it! Anyway, Mildman, don't delude yourself into thinking we have beef. You didn't really think I was going to show up, did you? That I was going to be your friend, and we'd take on all tag teams together? You knew that this was a one night stand and son...as is always the case when Sir Psycho Sexy has a one night stand...YOU GOT F**KED!!! So I'll tell you what. If you want to pursue any kind of vendetta, then Leroy here has your dance card.

The Informer - Does this mean we'll be seeing Leroy in action more in the upcoming weeks?

Sir Psycho Sexy - Ask him! He's right here!

The Informer - Well, Leroy?

Leroy - It go a little somethin like dis. Mildman, if you wanna ride, don't ride the white horse. 'Cause dis bad mutha---

Sir Psycho Sexy - SHUT YO MOUTH!

Leroy - ---aight, dis bad mamma jamma got two things on his mind. His money, and his girls. Sexy pays me, EWA pays me. Sexy gives me girls, EWA gets me girls. So, I figga I take you in a match, I gets...MO MONEY! MO GIRLS! After I get you again, I'ma have so much money, I'ma spring fo a botto of Moet!

Sir Psycho Sexy - And if you don't dig the steelo, what my big friend is trying to say is...NOVEMBER 9...TUESDAY NIGHT HEAT...LEROY VERSUS THE MILDMAN IN A...hey, what kind of match do you want?

Leroy - It don't matta! I let him pick it.

Sir Psycho Sexy - Jigga What?

Leroy - Jigga Who?

The Informer - Ok, ok Back to business. The result of the match must not have been of much concern to you seeing as you were in the back going craftsman on Blitz's knee!

Sir Psycho Sexy - Informer, for as long as I've been here, I've been saying that my EWA career is the beginning of something much bigger than what you see on the surface. What comes next will REVOLUTIONIZE the EWA! And when you start a revolution, you must go back to "evolution." Survival of the fittest. So, as the baddest "evolutionary" this side of Darwin, I've made it my mission to weed out the weak. And the first weak link in the food chain of the EWA is Blitzkrieg.

The Informer - Thusfar in the EWA, you have boasted a fairly impressive win/loss record. What will you do now to become more recognizeable by everyone?

Sir Psycho Sexy - You mean my 3-0 record?

The Informer - Don't you mean 2-0?

Sir Psycho Sexy - Just because your cameras caught the end of that non-sanctioned match, doesn't mean a match didn't take place! But to answer your question, I'm going to keep doing what I do. Eventually, there won't be any choice but to notice Sir Psycho Sexy. Because I'll either be f**king your girl, or f**king your career!

The Informer - Please watch the language. Getting back to Blitz... do you think that your attack finally pushed his agrevated ACL to the point where it will never be the same?

Sir Psycho Sexy - His leg, his mind, and his whole wrestling career will never be the same! In fact (Sir Psycho pulls a piece of paper out of Leroy's coat pocket) this is a contract for next week. It states that Sir Psycho Sexy...that IS me...will face Blitzkrieg one on one. But, I wrestled that match at Hellacious Halloween and won it! His career is over. The "Dark Secret" is that Blitzkrieg is at home, watching me mock him, and getting all weepy on his girl... meanwhile his girl is getting a little damp for me herself, if you know what I mean! ........

[Suddenly, "When Worlds Collide" by Powerman 5000 plays over the PA as Blitzkreig steps out into the arena.]

Blitzkreig - WHOA WHOA WHOA!!! Miss Psycho, you had just better stop in your tracks. I am here and I ain't goin no where. Except one place.... the PARKING LOT!! HA HA HA!!! Thats right SexyBoy you, me and the concrete... next Tuesday on Heat. Whatta ya say? Oh and don't worry about the knee... you can examine it a little more closely when I cram it down your throat.

The Informer - THERE YOU HAVE IT! NEXT WEEK! BLITZ vs. SEXY... IN THE PARKING LOT!!! DON'T TOUCH THAT REMOTE! WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK!!

Rob DiMarco - Hello Mr. Slates! Now tell me, how does it feel to win the EWA North American Title and how does it feel to have beaten Divine?

Chris Slates - It feels great to capture the North American Title. There is nothing better than entering a federation and winning a title in your third match. Hell, it's even better winning the title in your first win. The first two matches were crash courses, now I am in the skew of things you will see that I am not the push over likes I once was. And how was beating Divine? It was great! You saw me clearly beat his ass all over the ring and then give him the Fireball DDT. Since it was a No DQ I gave him a little bit of a chair and got the win. Clean win, no ands, ifs, or buts. Divine can complain like a little girl but it is all over with and I got MY North American Title.

Rob DiMarco - I know I asked you before you won the NA Title but I want to ask you again because your view may have changed after you won it. What do you plan on doing with the North American Title.

Chris Slates - Right now I just plan on holding the North American Title as long as I can....

The Informer - What the hell?! Hacker has just slid in the ring with his title belt!

Chris Slates - I looked over the North American stats and saw that Divine happened to capture the longest reign record. 37 days, I can do that, I know that I can do it!

Vic Canon - WHAM! HACKER TAKES OUT CHRIS SLATES WITH THE EWWA HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE BELT!

Eddie Sensation - SWEET!

The Informer - Hacker picks up Slates... HACKNIVE!!!

Vic Canon - THAT WAS DEVISTATING!!

Eddie Sensation - Wait a minute... Hacker is setting up a table here infront of us!! What the hell for?!

The Informer - We're about to find out!! Hacker gets back into the ring... He picks up Slates.... OH GOD!!

Vic Canon - HACKNIVE THROUGH THE TABLE!!! GET AN AMBULANCE FOR CHRIS SLATES!!!

Eddie Sensation - WHAT A MOVE!! Hacker is standing over Slates holding both the eWWa Heavyweight Title and EWA North American Title over his head!!

The Informer - Hacker is now taking off with both titles!! Slates is getting up... He doesn't know what the hell is going on!

Vic Canon - Let's send it backstage with Rachel Stevens!

Justin Credible - First off, address us as we should be called , The Future Tag Team Champions Of The World, and to ansewer your question, a win is a win, is a win so fuck what Leroy's bitch ass did. They didn't stand a chance in the first place against the combined skills of me and Taz, I mean we could have tooken out SPS, Leroy and The Wildman. We just wanted Leroy in the ring so we could've beat him like the Uncle Tom that he is. Our record as a tag team is 1-1... 50/50... and as soon as The BJ Boyz sign on the dotted line it'll be 2-1.

Taz - Hell No, no matter what this stupid bitch said, it ain't a win. Leroy wanted to hit Wildman, they weren't a tag team like us and it was planned so, to make up for it Wildman you still want that match well sign on the line and we'll do it the only way we know how and that is Extreme. It's time for you to realize that I'm the Pain that's knocks at your door, just let me in!!!

Rachel Stevens - Do you think this win is suitable enough to make you the #1 Contenders for Da BJ Boyz Tag Team Titles?

Justin Credible - Did you see the match toots? They got killed worse then BlackOut vs. well... anybody! I blinked once and it was over, and worse then that they lose to a move that made them look like the pussy's they are. The Sex Drop? or whatever they call it WTF! Of course we deserve the match what are you stupid I mean who else can beat the BJ Boyz, but Triple Threat!?! We have the ballz, we have the skill, and damnit we're Just-IN Credible, and your future Tag Team Champions.

Taz - Are we ready? Okay Micheal Buffer you can stop your introduction. Seventh Layer got totally squashed that's it I'm not sure they even rp'ed for the match yet only studied Adam and Brian's moves. When they punch left, move right how simple is that. Taz and Justin Credible might get beat, but damnit not as bad as you guys. Tommy Boy just sign the match on the dotted line and I promise a 5 star match that will take your breath away.

Rachel Stevens - How do you think you'd fare against Da BJ Boyz if you were to wrestle them tonight?

Justin Credible - Ummmmm I don't know... Oh I know we'd totally kick there ass that's what, they're proably to tired from that 2am fuck to even lift their heads... on their shoulders that is up to face us. All they care about is pussy, I mean they've had yours, as everyone besides Tom has had and now their looking for more pussy, instead of fighting for your Tag Team Belts every other week. I'd take Adam up in my arms and deliever That's Incredible right in the center of the ring and when Brian shows up he'll get the Tazmission from the back. Racheal why are you asking this question? This show is about mic time, not ring time.

Taz - Tonight is a different story, we're rested, primed and ready to take on ANYONE from the back rather it be the NEW World Champion Zed, Deuce, or the best wrestler known to man MMG! When it comes to D.B.B there's nothing to say. We'd come to the ring and show everyone why we're the primo tag team in the EWA, and there's nothing that nobody can do about it. Stoner if you had the match tonight I'd shit in my pants and then take it out and wipe it all over Adam's face. It's to bad we'll have to wait for a shot, I was looking forward to taking Adam's body apart piece by piece. Anyways you better believe we're coming. Beat Me If you Can... Survive If I Let You!

The Informer - We'll be right back... DON'T GO AWAY!!

Rob DiMarco - You two guys just came off a huge loss to Da BJ Boyz. What are you guys going to do to get a Re-Match?

Fallen Angel - Your right, we just came off a huge loss to Da BJ Boyz. We got into the ring, and they kicked our asses. We climbed and crawled all over the ring, and they kicked our asses. You know what, we left the ring, went into the backstage area, and the Chronicler kicked our asses. And the reason for that is we were confident... Too confident. We were WAY over confident. We walked out to that ring, knowing that we were going to win. And by that time, everyone had lost faith in us, even our dark lord. So we got killed in that ring at Hellacious Halloween 2. But we ain't staying down. You asked about a rematch. Well, we've already stated that we want to battle it out, head to head, against Triple Threat... once more. We're gonna go back to the beginning and fight our way back up to where we were on Sunday Night at the PPV, but this time we'll be ready to take those titles properly. As with earlier statements made, Triple Threat are just a couple of stepping stones in our path to darkness. Now, most people will be out there saying, why the hell should we get another title shot?? It should be someone elses turn... right?? Well... FUCK everybody else. This is a cutthroat business, and to survive, you have to fight with teeth and claws. Adam, Brian... we will return, bigger, badder, and better than before, and this time we'll win.

Rob DiMarco - Triple Threat have said that they want Da BJ Boyz, and feel that they are more deserving then any other team at this moment. How do you respond to this??

Havoc - If you two guys are more deserving than us, how the hell did we take that qualifying match with the upper hand, right up until the dying minutes when you made the tiniest little comeback, and we still kicked your asses. How did we do that if you deserve the titles more?? Maybe you just want the titles more, but won't get off your fat asses to get 'em. We beat you, and we beat you fair! And we'll beat you again. Throw whatever you have at us, we'll take it, and rip you a new one while we're at it. If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. We didn't succeed, and that was the first title-shot we've had in the EWA. So we will try again, and again, and again, until the gold is ours, and we can hand the asses of every other wrestler in the business to them on a silver platter. Remeber that possession is nine tenths of the law. The other tenth... well, you'll find out when we next meet, Triple Threat. I guarantee that we will face each other again for the number one contendership. Then you die, and we move on... again. Is that all?

Rob DiMarco - Yes... Thanks for your time... Now lets send it to the ring with The Informer!

The Informer - On Sunday, you two guys demolished The Seventh Layer! You showed absolutely NO ring rust, and retained your titles. I think it's fair to say that you guys are right... You have no competition!

Adam Kress - Finally I think we found a smart official here in the EWA......

Brian Kress - Nah, he's just a kiss ass.

Adam Kress - Oh, that would explain it, but what the hell is wrong with that?? You gotta kiss a little ass to get somewhere in this business!! Anyway, like we said before we wouldn't show any ring rust at all!! It's that simple Informer, we come down to the ring and entertain ourselves by doing some of the most devastating tag team moves in all of tag team wrestling!! Every tag team in this place knows it and unfortunately for the Seventh Layer they had to experience it first hand!! Seventh Layer, we warned you about messing with the bad crap, but you didn't listen you just had to learn first hand what a Bj BEATING is all about!! It wasn't like we didn't warn them ahead of time, we told them over and over that they didn't even come close to the Kress Express, ain't that right Brian?

Brian Kress - Of course, they found out the hard way last Sunday and proved that they don't have much bite to that bark of theirs. We do have NO competition at all right now, but its all a matter of time when we get screwed over, nothing great ever lasts forever..... until NOW!! Until Stone forgets about the already thriving Singles Roster and spends some money on recruiting tag teams we will continue being put up against these losers and even running some outta the place, that's exactly what will happen if the Seventh Layer wants to continue this BS of getting beat. I'm sorry but until we have somewhat of a challenge we will continue running other tag teams out of the EWA!!

Adam Kress - Somewhat of a challenge?? I don't think anyone can give us any damn challenge!! But back to the Ring Rust subject, we proved ourselves at Hellacious Halloween 2 that we don't have any of that stuff and that was our first match together in a while. How many teams do you know that can sit out for two months and come back without missing a step?? NONE!! That's right, you're looking at the real thing right here, we are the one and only EWA Tag team champions and two bad Mutha Trucka's!! So you can just imagine how we get after a few weeks. What's next for the Record-Breaking tag team Brian??

Brian Kress - Hmmm, pretty soon we will hold the honor of having the longest title reign EVER, we already passed up the Regulators tag reign and soon it will be the longest out of every title reign!! Right now I have to reply to what the Seventh Layer had to say about "our" sex life, just because you guys aren't involved in it doesn't mean you have to be jealous! That's just pitiful when you insult us by saying the only reason we get girls is because of the money, hell we barely make anything! The thing is, our faces aren't pimple ridden, and our hair ain't a meeting place for lice..... and I don't know if you found this out yet but after 18 you can move out of your mom's house and at an even earlier age you can dress yourself! I would talk about your sex life but I'm not that lame. We are the Tag Team of the Millennium here in the EWA, and nobody can even compare to our talent so sorry all you tag teams out there because we are going to have these things for a LONG time.....

Adam Kress - And what about my amazing performance at the Pay-Per-View in singles competition?? Did I bring the house down or what??

Brian Kress - Flying through tables really doesn't prove anything..... except your skinny little ass can get some serious hang time.

Adam Kress - Fuck you!!

The Informer - Earlier tonight, we heard from Triple Threat and they said that they want a piece of you two in the ring! What do you say to their challenge?

Adam Kress - The Who??

Brian Kress - That band kicked ass!! Especially that movie with the lead singer.... "TOMMY!!!"

Adam Kress - You have a point there, especially when he got his sight back and started singing "I'm Free!" But his name wasn't really Tommy, it was Roger Daultry or something.

Brian Kress - It was Tommy

Adam Kress - No it wasn't, it was Roger Daultry.

Brian Kress - LIAR!!!!!

Adam Kress - Whoa!! Lets just get back to the interview!!

Brian Kress - Getting on to the subject, The Triple Threat is NOTHING! And why give them a tag title shot??

Adam Kress - Damn nobody else in the tag roster. Since we've beaten the hell out of everyone else, why not just beat the hell out of the Triple Threat and make them happy. I guess they feel left out. Its not like they can beat us or anything!!

The Informer - Well, thank you for your time, and good luck in the future!

Adam Kress - We don't need any luck!!

Brian Kress - You know that's right, but I know you need all the luck you CAN get......

Adam Kress - Whatever..... "Bubbalicious." What a gay nickname compared to "Awesome."

Brian Kress - Awesome is something a surfer geek says, BuBaLiCiOuS is just toooo SWEEEEET....

Adam Kress - Ummm, wrong tag team.

Brian Kress - Oh yeah, damn..... The Mother Fucking Fear is Here!!!

Vic Canon - Don't go away! We'll be right back!

Rachel Stevens - Well Cody, congratulations on your victory! You not only beat Thorn for the International Title, but also knocked him out of the main event match!

"Crystal Clear" Cody Covington - Yeah Sunday was indeed a big night for me. Thorn didn't deserve the International Title so why give him the opportunity to get a world title shot?! I said from the start that Thorn was a worthless champion just like his big buddy BrinK and he showed that strongly at Hellacious Halloween 2. I mean it was one hell of a match but in the end it was all me. It was "MY" night and my first title. I couldn't be more happier, only in my third match I get this much fame.... Can't get much better than this..... Well, it can but that will have to wait. I enjoy my position as International Champ where it is and my career is just sparking off! Thorn do us all a favor and just hang up your boots because there is no need for an intense cruiserweight anymore and especially the proclaimed "most intense cruiserweight." Your over Thorn and I am the one to be credited with taking your career...... Which once was a great thing. When you first won this title you had a passion for the sport, you pretty much kicked ass and I wanted to be like you in my wrestling career then. You entertained us with your luchadore high-flying skillz, and made us laugh with your mic skills. Things were fine, then you finally stepped out of BrinK's shadow.... With anger on your mind. Your best friend turned his back on your Thorn, what was for you after that? You still defended your title, but it just wasn't the same with your friends backing you up. So eventually as the EWA Old Skool burnt out you went along with it, and where the hell were you during the beatings ZeD took from the likes of that white trash Vince Black?! Nowhere, you were a disgrace..... And too much of a PUSSY to help the people that needed you the most. ZeD was getting his head bashed in night after night with nobody helping him, you could have Thorn... You had a perfect reason too!! BrinK turned on you and he was the Stone's bitch in the Old Skool. Maybe it was just out of fear that your friendship would end and BrinK would beat you. Nobody really knows, but you were once a scorching fire that went down to a flame, a flicker, and then last Sunday I blew your ass OUT!

Rachel Stevens - Who is next for Cody Covington?

"Crystal Clear" Cody Covington - I can't discuss that right now but I have a feeling we will find that out later on tonight......

Vic Canon - Huh?? Is that a threat from Cody??

Eddie Sensation - I don't know! But what I do know is that The Informer is in the ring, waiting for us to shut up! So, take it away man!

[The crowd gets on their feet immediately at the name of the Extreme Champion, The Hustler. The lights go out completely, and a low bass begins to rumble through the arena, shaking every seat in the house. Suddenly, huge blue, gold, and silver pyrotechnics explode along the entrance ramp. The crowd continues to cheer as "Walk" by Pantera blasts over the PA and the words "YOUR PAIN IS MY GAIN" flash across the EWA Big Screen. The cheers get even louder as the The Hustler appears at the top of the entrance ramp as blue and gold colored spotlights travel about, wearing the Extreme belt around his waist. He has on a brand-new "The Hustler - Extremity At Its Best" black t-shirt and pair of dark blue jeans. He walks down to the ring with a certain kind of strut and walks up the steps. He enters the ring through the ropes and immediately raises his hands to the crowd, which is going absolutely insane. He takes off his belt and raises it with his right hand into the air. Hustler drapes the Extreme Belt over his right shoulder and approaches The Informer, who stands patiently.]

The Informer - Welcome, and congradulations on your victory at Hellacious Halloween!

The Hustler - Thanks a lot, Informer, it feels great to stand up here in the ring as the Extreme Champion of the EWA, a goal I've wanted to reach for some time now. Tonight, I got be honest with you and all these fans here, I feel on top of the world! There is no better feeling than this, to hold the most coveted Hardcore Championship in wrestling today! This is truely one of the greatest moments in my career. I've been busting my ass since I was 18 years old to get here, and now I think I've finally proven that I am one of the most Hardcore men in the world, and I see no end in sight for me. For now, I just look to hold on to this piece of gold for as long as possible.

The Informer - Although it took you a 4x4 truck to get the job done, you got the victory over DMX. Any last words for DMX?

The Hustler - DMX, I've been telling you for months now, ever since the EWA re-opened, that I would defeat you and take that belt away from your underserving ass. You thought it couldn't happen. Well, look who has the Extreme Title in their goddam hands, ME! That whole match, you gave me your all, and I took it shoved it right back in your face. Your tried your best, but YOUR BEST WASN'T GOOD ENOUGH, WAS IT DMX? Your time as the worst EVER Extreme Champion is over, thank God, and now I step to my rightful place as the most extreme man in the EWA. Using the 4x4 truck? That was just using my brains, and a little showmanship for the fans of the EWA, who hadn't seen anything extreme since you've been champ. DMX, you can now and go down and fight Steve Blackman or Jerry Lynn for the opening matches of House Shows, cause your services in the spotlight of the EWA are no longer needed. And if you haven't had enough of an ass beating from me, the fuckin' Hardcore ICON of the EWA, then you come and get yourself some more, and the same result will occur, you on your back in a daze, and me standing over you, arms raised in victory. But the next time, since I already took the title away from you, I will take away your pathetic career from you, and make sure your moronic ass NEVER has the PRIVILEGE of facing me in the ring again!

The Informer - Who is next for The Hustler? Anyone in mind?

The Hustler - Infomer, I don't really have anyone in mind right now, I've been so focused on actually getting the title, that I haven't actually though about who I would defend it against when I did get it. As of right now, anybody, AND I MEAN ANYBODY, who wants a shot at the new Extreme champ can have it.

[As he says those words, Chaos jumps the guard rail, grabs a chair and gets into the ring...]

The Hustler - I'm not going to hide behind this belt, I will be a fighting champion. Unlike DMX, I am confident in my abilites, and place myself as one of the best in the world fighting hardcore-style.

[Chaos accidentally drops the chair, and The Hustler turns around. He see's Chaos with the chair in hand. Chaos swings at him, but The Hustler ducks, and gives Chaos a drop kick to the face. Chaos drops the chair on his way down. The Hustler picks him up to his feet, scoops him up, and nails him with The Lumberjack onto the steel chair.]

The Hustler - Chaos? You can see that he's a moron and a pathetic fighter from that attack he just tried to pull off there. But, if he wants to take me on that bad, I'll take him on at next week's Heat, and I'll show him why I am the EWA Extreme Champion. Next week Chaos, YOUR PAIN IS MY GAIN!!!

The Informer - The Hustler has just challenged Chaos to a match next week!!

Vic Canon - But will Chaos accept??

Eddie Sensation - Hold up... This dude on the other end of the headset is telling me that there is something goin on backstage!

The Informer - WHAT THE HELL WAS THE MEANING OF THAT?!?!

Vic Canon - I have no idea! But I'm sure we'll find out soon enough!

Eddie Sensation - They need to get that dude an ambulance... He looks pretty bad!

The Informer - I can guarentee you one thing, Covington will get his payback!

Vic Canon - Ladies and Gentlemen, we have to take our FINAL commercial break of the night! Stay tuned!

The Informer - Zed! Let me be the first to congradulate you on your victory at Hellacious Halloween 2!

Zed - Man, shut the hell up. I knew I was going to win the damn thing. Hell, i've been telling people I was going to win the thing since I joined the EWA. Last night I finally proved to the world that i'm not all talk, and that i'm more than capable of talking out the competetion. The odds were against me, being that I had to go through Starshot and then through Deuce. And in the midst of it all The Diamond Dick decided to get involved. So things weren't always on my side, and they aren't even now. Why you ask? Well, do you see my title belt around my waist? Nope, it's been stolen by the "children of lesser gods" so to speak.

The Informer - Before your match at the PPV, you have some pretty harsh words for Deuce. Has your opinion changed?

Zed - Not at all. The guy is the most immature, juvenile, and untalented piece of shit crawling God's green earth. He has actually stooped to the level of STEALING my Heavyweight title belt from me, because his ass wasn't good enough to win it in a clean match with myself. I beat Deuce fair and square, and proved once more i'm the best in the EWA. He is in loser denile right now, and can't accept the fact I kicked his teeth in. No one in this federation can hold a candle to me, and no one can compare to my abilities. Not Deuce, not The Diamond Stud, not anyone!

The Informer - Do you think that Nick Diamante did a good job as referee? What is your opinion of him?

Zed - As far as i'm concerned I think Nick was a pretty unbiased Referee....at least up until the match ended. But then again, when the match ended he techinically wasn't a referee anymore. Nevertheless, the punk ass egged Deuce on to attack me. And Deuce being the spoiled Brat he is listened and suckerpunched me. And to top things off Nick Diamante took my Heavyweight Title belt in back with him that night. Why? Because he wishes he was me. He wishes he was this federation Heavyweight Champ. But you know what? He's not. I am. And no one can take that credibility away from me.

The Informer - Do you think that there is an alliance between Nick and Deuce?

Zed - I doubt it. Deuce is too stupid to see an alliance coming from a mile away, and Nick is too damn arrogant and self-absorbed. They wouldn't get along together. Then again....3/4 of the world can't get along with Deuce anyway...so no surprises there. If they have allied, then I say good for them. The EWA has needed a pair of main event status Homosexuals, hopefully they'll fill those shoes for the good of the company.

The Informer - Is there anything you'd like to say to Tom Stone, or anyone else in the EWA??

Zed - Yeah, as a matter of fact I do have some things to say to Thomas. Tom, i've beaten everyone you've ever laid out in front of me. Nomad, Thorn, The Wildman, Deuce, Starshot, The Tongan, X-Treme and all the others. I've kicked a lot of ass in this federation, and at this point i'm not afraid to say that i'm more than willing to face off with anyone in the EWA who thinks they have what it takes to take out the EWA's best ever Heavyweight Champion of the World, ZED!!! So if anyone in the back wants a piece of Zed, then go ahead and bring what you've got. But remember this, no matter who you are, and how good you think you are, when you cross Zed you'll become a Zed-Offender. And in the end, one way or another, ALL Zed-Offenders are left UNFORGIVEN!!!

The Informer - Thank you for your time Zed.

Eddie Sensation - With that said, we are running out of time!

Vic Canon - JOIN US NEXT WEEK TO SEE THE HUSTLER TAKE ON CHAOS, BLITZKREIG AND SIR PSYCHO SEXY TO GO ONE ON ONE IN A PARKING LOT, AND MUCH MUCH MORE!!

Eddie Sensation - So until then, this is Eddie Sensation...

Vic Canon - and Vic Canon saying Good Night, and thanks for joining us!