The Informer - FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE BEEN ASKING YOURSELVES "WHERE THE HELL HAS WRESTLING GONE IN THE LAST 3 MONTHS", LOOK NO FURTHER! THE EXTREME WRESTLING ASSOCIATION IS BACK ON TELEVISION, BIGGER, BADDER AND BETTER THAN EVER! WELCOME FANS TO TUESDAY NIGHT HEAT!! I'm The Informer, and I'm here with some new faces, Vic Canon and Eddie Sensation! Vic, how does it feel to be in the bigtime?

Vic Canon - IT'S UNBELIEVEABLE, INFORMER! Everyone knows that the EWA is the place to be in the world of wrestling, and tonight should prove it all!

Eddie Sensation - Damn right Canon, and let me tell ya this! We have a damn, damn, DAMN wicked card for our fans tonight! Tonight, one-on-one, there's been a lot of talk but tonight there'll be nothing but action! Zed and Starshot will face off in this very ring for all the braging rights!

The Informer - Plus, the EWA International Title will be on the line as Thorn defends his belt against Chaos! It'll be interesting to see if Thorn will be able to keep his title here tonight after not having defended the belt in ages! That and so much more!

Eddie Sensation - Go Chaos Go!

The Informer - I dunno about that! Fans, stay with us for the next 2 hours because all hell is gonna break loose!

Vic Canon - And what better way to start things off than with...

Eddie Sensation - The Mac-Daddy! The King of Crash! The BIGTIMIN' HOTSHOT OWNER OF THIS COMPANY!!

The Informer - NONE OTHER THAN TOMMMMM STONNNNE!!!! UP TO RINGSIDE!

[The EWA Theme plays as Tom Stone makes his way to the ring. The fans are going wild for Tom Stone! He looks like he's in a good mood. He steps into the ring, and the music stops.]

Tom Stone - IT FEELS GREAT TO BE BACK!!

[Huge pop from the crowd.]

Tom Stone - And I promise you, that it will be a lot more then "great" this time around in the EWA! To start things off, I'd like to address the former Commissioner of the EWA, Serial Thrylla...

[Huge pop for Serial Thrylla.]

Tom Stone - As most of you know, Serial Thrylla retired this summer. Is he still the commissioner of the EWA? ..... No. And right now I'd like to wish him the best. BUT, I have found a replacement! He has just as much experience as Serial Thrylla, if not more... He had an opportunity at the EWA Heavyweight Title, but was forced to put his opponent over... He isn't here tonight, because he doesn't even know he's got the job yet! He went by the name of Damian, and TNT... He is your new Commissioner, COMMISSIONER ERIC FLEEK!!!

[There is a mixed reaction from the crowd.]

Tom Stone - The reason for this is we need new and helpful staff in the EWA, and that's the main reason for all this new staff that you see around you. I guarentee that they'll get the job done, and do it right! Moving on now to the Pay Per View... The EWA will hold its 2nd annual Halloween Pay Per View on Sunday, October 31st, 1999 entitled "Hellacious Halloween 2: The Dark Secret", where we will find out what The Dark Secret is all about!! And at this Pay Per View will be not only a tremendous card, but will be headlined by a Heavyweight Title Match between Zed and The Brink!

[Huge pop from the crowd for the hometown favourite, The Brink.]

Tom Stone - As for the rest of the titles... The holders of these titles will stay the same. There were rumors of a Weekend Warfare card, but those plans were thrown out the window. There will be NO Weekend Warfare card this Sunday. As for the Tag Team Titles, I hear that there are arguments over who are the #1 Contenders for these titles... Well, next week here on Heat, that question will be solved! Because next week on Heat, The Seventh Layer will take on Triple Threat in a match to determine the #1 Contenders for the Tag Team Titles!

[There is no reaction from the crowd... It's as if they're carrying on with their own conversations due to bordom!]

Tom Stone - Well, I knew the Tag Team division wasn't too great, but DAMN people!

[Still, no reaction from the crowd... They're ignoring Stone!]

Tom Stone - HEY LOOK ITS THE BRINK!

[The crowd suddenly gets up and starts cheering.]

Tom Stone - Hahaha! Got ya there! Now, LETS GET ON WITH THE SHOW!

[The EWA Theme plays as Tom Stone makes his way backstage. The Tuesday Night Heat music begins to play, as the ringside commentators being to speak...]

The Informer - Tom Stone seems happy to be back!! And what a way to kick off an opening show with Zed taking on Starshot as the main event!

Vic Canon - But remember who is going to be at ringside! Will The Brink be a factor in this match?

Eddie Sensation - And remember, later on we get to pull out or pillows as DMX has an interview scheduled!!

The Informer - But next, a rookie here in the EWA gets to show what he's made of, as Sir Psycho Sexy takes on Justin Credible! That's next!

Chris Myers - The following match is scheduled for one fall. About to come to the ring, accompanied to the ring by Leroy, standing 6'3" and weighing in at 235 pounds, from Los Angeles, California, Sir Psycho Sexy!

["Sir Psycho Sexy" by The Red Hot Chilli Peppers blasts through the speakers, as Leroy, followed by Sir Psycho Sexy, step out from behind the curtain and head towards the ring.]

Chris Myers - And his opponent, standing 6' and weighing in at 227 pounds, from Crediblity, New York, Justin Credible!

["Down Bottom" by Ruff Ryders blasts through the speakers, as Joey Stlyes, followed by Justin Credible, step out from behind the curtain and head towards the ring.]

The Informer - The bell sounds, as the EWA's first returning match begins! This one should be interesting!

Vic Canon - Sir Psycho Sexy has been running his mouth in the EWA since it re-opened, I'd like to see what he's made of!

Eddie Sensation - This guy is supposed to be some BIG International superstar... Lets see if he can do the same in an EWA ring.

The Informer - Collar and elbow tie-up... Knee to the mid-section by Sir Psycho Sexy, and he follows it up with a quick arm bar! Justin Credible is wincing in pain! He quickly makes it to the ropes.

Vic Canon - Looks like Sir Psycho Sexy gained a psychological advantage with that one. Justin Credible has to be a little more careful!

Eddie Sensation - The two lock horns once again... Justin Credible with a headlock, Sir Psycho Sexy throws him to the ropes... Credible ducks a Sexy Clothesline attempt...

The Informer - WHAM!! SIR PSYCHO NAILED CREDIBLE WITH A SUPERKICK!! AND IT SENT JUSTIN ALL THE WAY TO THE FLOOR!

Vic Canon - What a move! Sir Psycho was right on the mark with that one! Sexy runs to the ropes and attempts a baseball slide kick! But he misses!

Eddie Sensation - Both guys are out on the floor right now, and this one may turn ugly! BIG RIGHT HAND BY JUSTIN CREDIBLE! On the other side of the ring, Joey Styles is distracting the ref! He just tossed Justin Credible a cane! Oh my!

The Informer - JUSTIN HITS SIR PSYCHO SEXY IN THE STOMACH WITH THE CANE!! HERE COMES LEROY QUICKLY AROUND THE RING!

Vic Canon - Justin rolls into the ring to save the count, and now it looks as if Justin is setting up for the asai moonsault!

Eddie Sensation - NO!! JUSTIN MISSED THE HUGE MOVE, AND SEXY HAS SOME TIME TO RECOVER!! UNBELIEVEABLE!

The Informer - Sir Psycho Sexy pushes Credible back into the ring! Sexy goes for a cover... Referee Lee Fleming goes for the count... 1... 2... KICK OUT BY CREDIBLE! JUSTIN CREDIBLE!

Vic Canon - What great back and forth action in this one! But it will be nothing compared to the battle between Zed and Starshot tonight! It should be a good way to bring back the EWA to television!

Eddie Sensation - Tell me about it bro! That one is gonna be so sweet! OH MY GOODNESS!! CREDIBLE JUST CAUGHT SIR PSYCHO WITH A QUICK STANDING TORNADO DDT!! THAT CAME OUT OF NOWHERE, AND BOTH MEN ARE DOWN!

The Informer - Lee Fleming sees both men down and he starts his count! I hope this match doesn't end like this!

Vic Canon - It doesn't look like it will, Informer! Justin Credible rolls over for the cover... 1... 2... Sexy kicks out just in time!

Eddie Sensation - Joey Styles just jumped on the apron, and he's screaming at the ref to count faster!

The Informer - HA HA! Look at Styles run! Leroy is headin his way, and Styles is halfway home by now!

Vic Canon - In the ring, Credible is trying some more offence! He has Sexy set up for the Thunder Bomb! He lifts Sir Psycho! No! Psycho flips up and over Credible's back! REVERSE DDT BY THE PSYCHO ONE!!

Eddie Sensation - Sexy is beginning to get back up to his feet, and so is Credible! However, Justin looks totally dazed!

The Informer - Justin standing there totally out of it! Sir Psycho Sexy runs to the ropes... WHOA! SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT FROM THE MIDDLE OF THE ROPES!! THE SEXY SAULT! THE COVER... 1... 2... OHHH!! CREDIBLE JUST BARELY KICKED OUT!

Vic Canon - Sexy looks to be in firm control of this one. He has Credible tied up in a bear hug. Wait a minute! Sexy lifts Justin and drops him in a belly-to-belly suplex!! LISTEN TO THIS CROWD!!

Eddie Sensation - Sexy has Justin set up.... OUCH! HOT DAMN!! WHAT A POWERBOMB BY SIR PSYCHO SEXY!! THIS MAN HAS NO WASTED MOTION!!

The Informer - I can't believe Justin Credible is actually getting up to his feet, much less moving!

Vic Canon - I don't think it matters Informer, because it looks like Sir Psycho has him set up for the Sexy Drop!

Eddie Sensation - Psycho Sexy lifts Credible up in a fireman's carry.... in position for he death valley driverrrr.... OH YEAH!!! THE SEXY DROP EXECUTED TO PERFECTION BY SIR PSYCHO!! HE GOES FOR THE COVER!! 1... 2... 3!!!!

Chris Myers - And the winner of this match, SIR PSYCHO SEXXXXXY!!!

Vic Canon - Great victory by the Sexy One! If he keeps this intensity level up when he wrestles, he'll have gold in his future indeed!

Eddie Sensation - No doubt about it man! Sir Psycho is simply too sexy to be beat without a good challenge! Man! What a way to kick off the return of Tuesday Night Heat, EWA style!

The Informer - As Sir Psycho Sexy and Justin Credible head backstage, take a look at this...

[A mini-promo shows Da BJ Boyz winning the Tag Team Titles last August, and easily defending them week after week. It also shows all the Tag Teams in the EWA, and asks the viewer, "Do the BJ Boyz have competition??".]

Vic Canon - With that, lets take you to Chris Myers.

["When Worlds Collide" by Powerman 5000 blasts through the speakers, as Blitzkreig steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

Chris Myers - And coming to the ring now, standing 5'11" and weighing in at 225 pounds, from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, the special referee for this match, Adam Kress!

["Shake Your Bon Bon" by Ricky Martain blasts through the speakers, as Adam Kress steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

Chris Myers - And finally, standing 6'7" and weighing in at 275 pounds, from Parts Unknown, one half of The Seventh Layer, Havoc!

["F*ck Dying" by Ice Cube blasts through the speakers, as Havoc steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

The Informer - Havoc is getting into the ring... This should be a psychotic match! Remember, Blitzkreig is representing Danger Inc, while Havoc represents The Seventh Layer! OH! Blitzkreig with a spear! Havoc didn't see that one coming!

Vic Canon - No he didn't! And that's why he's out of air right now!

Eddie Sensation - Blitzkreig with lefts to the head of Havoc! Havoc gets up, German suplex by Blitz! Ouch! That's gotta hurt! Blitzkreig holds it into a pin, Adam Kress goes down for the count... 1... 2... No! Havoc gets out with a millisecond to spare! Kress is doing a great job, wouldn't you say?

The Informer - I can't say, he's been tested once! Havoc gets up slowly, Blitzkreig bounces off the ropes... Clothesline! Man! Blitz has the adrenaline pumping for this one!

Vic Canon - Blitzkreig picks Havoc up by the hair... OH! Low blow by Havoc! And look, Kress is doing nothing about it!

Eddie Sensation - Good! That's the way it should be!

The Informer - Havoc wraps his hand around the neck of Blitzkreig, could this be his trademark chokeslam?? YES!

Vic Canon - NO! BLITZ REVERSES IT INTO A FACEBUSTER! WHAT A MOVE! He goes for the cover... Adam Kress counts, 1... 2... Oh! Havoc gets out again.

Eddie Sensation - Blitzkreig sneaks behind Havoc, and waits for him to get up. Havoc gets to his feet, BULLDOG by Blitz! He goes for the cover, Adam slow to get in position... 1... 2... No! Havoc gets out again! I think we should do a drug test on this guy... After some of those moves, I thought he'd be down and out! He's gotta be on speed or something!

The Informer - What? You have problems, Eddie. Get them fixed. Blitz lifts Havoc to his feet, and sets him up for a Vertical Suplex! He lifts him... No! Havoc puts on the brakes, and gives him a Vertical Suplex of his own! Lateral Press... Kress counts, 1... 2... Easy kick out.

Vic Canon - Havoc is going to have to put more effort into his pins if he wants to beat Blitzkreig!

Eddie Sensation - Blitz is up, Havoc kicks him, but Blitz catches his foot! Blitz spins him around, kicks him in the mid-section... DDT! He goes for the cover... 1... 2... Havoc gets the shoulder up.

The Informer - Blitz picks up Havoc, he lifts him high in the air, and places him on the top rope! This could be the Blitz~Plex! YYYYYYES! BLITZ~PLEX! Blitz goes for the cover.... But Kress isn't counting! What the hell is he doing?!

Vic Canon - Good question! Blitz is giving him a piece of his mind right now... OH NO! KRESS JUST SHOVED BLITZ!!

Eddie Sensation - WOW, you idiot! So what?! He shoved him!

The Informer - So what?! These two could erupt suddenly and go buck wild all over each other!

Vic Canon - But that's not happening! Blitz is just staring at the crowd, and is laughing!

Eddie Sensation - BANG! KRESS KICK!!! ADAM KRESS JUST TOOK OUT BLITZKREIG WITH A KRESS KICK!!!

The Informer - The fans are booing Kress! Havoc gets to his feet, and extends his hand to Adam Kress! Is this some sort of alliance?!

Vic Canon - YES! They shook! They're in it together! I KNEW IT!

Eddie Sensation - BANG! KRESS KICK!!! HOW DO YOU FEEL NOW YOU GOOFY BASTARD?! Alliance my ass! Kress just took out Havoc with a Kress Kick!

Chris Myers - The result of this match is a No Contest!

The Informer - Adam Kress has just sent a message to both The Seventh Layer and Danger Inc, and they won't be too happy about it!

Vic Canon - Next up should be an interesting match. We all know The Wildman hasn't been the same since the EWA closed, but will he be able to compete like he used to? Will he show signs of ring rust, or is it that the competition in the EWA has improved past the control of The Wildman??

Eddie Sensation - Chris, take it away!

["Living Dead Girl" by Rob Zombie blasts through the speakers, as The Wildman steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

Chris Myers - And his opponent, standing 5'9" and weighing in at 249 pounds, from Brooklyn, New York, Taz!

["Survive If I Let You" by Various Artists blasts through the speakers, as Taz steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

The Informer - This should be another fantastic match! The Wildman is a former multiple champion here in the EWA, and he's looking to get back on track here in this match against Taz!

Vic Canon - For Taz's sake, I hope he does a lot better than his buddy Justin Credible did in his match!

Eddie Sensation - Well, Taz is a beast! I know this man is a very intense competitor and he's gonna give the Wildman a run for his money!

The Informer - WHOA! YOU GOT THAT RIGHT EDDIE! HE JUST ATTACKED THE WILDMAN FROM BEHIND!

Vic Canon - Some may call it cheating, but it does definatly work! Look at Taz pound away at the back of The Wildman! Damn! Look at the welts on Wildman's back!

Eddie Sensation - Referee Lance King is trying to calm Taz down, but it ain't workin'! This man does what he wants to do, when he wants to do it! And he doesn't bring home no permission forms to his mommy and daddy! This dude is in control of his own destiny!

The Informer - Taz works his way behing the Wildman and hooks up the full nelson! Ohh.. Ohhh... DAMN! WHAT A FULL NELSON TAZPLEX THERE BY THE HUMAN SUPLEX MACHINE!

Vic Canon - Hey, someone might want to inform the Wildman that this match has started here! OUCH! Never mind! That thumb to the eye by the Wildman just set the record straight!

Eddie Sensation - The Wildman is somewhat of a veterine here in the EWA, Canon! Don't you know what he's doing? He's trying to get Taz overconfident, and eventually he'll capitalize on Taz's mistakes! Didn't you take "Wrestling 101"?

Vic Canon - I'm not doubting the Wildman's stradegy at all! I'm just surprised it took him so long to get into this one. The Wildman is opening up with an offensive flurry here! Right hand! Left hand! Kick to the midsection! OHHH, HUGE SPINNING NECKBREAKER!! TAZ IS DOWN!!

Eddie Sensation - I told ya! You can call me Mr. Play-By-Play!

The Informer - No, that's my job! The Wildman quickly scoops up Taz, and it looks like he's setting Taz up for a piledriver! BANG! THE WILDMAN JUST PLANTED TAZ!! And the cover... Lance King in position... 1... 2... NO! Taz still has a lot of fight in him!

Vic Canon - The Wildman looks visually frustrated here. Ya know, there has been a lot of talk about the Wildman lately. Many people just don't think he'll ever be able to reach the level of greatness that he once had here in the EWA. I can't say that I disagree. Hey look! The Wildman has just applied the mandible claw on Taz!!

Eddie Sensation - HA HA!! YEAH BABY, LOOK AT THAT STRADEGY! TAZ IS BITING THE FINGERS OF THE WILDMAN!! THE WILDMAN IS SCREEMING IN PAIN!

The Informer - Finally, Taz releases the deadly jaws of death! I don't wanna laugh here, but the Wildman is jumping up and down in pain holding his fingers! This action is straight out of a cartoon somewhere!

Vic Canon - Oh no, but Taz is dead serious! Look at his intensity! Irish whip into the corner by Taz! BAM! TAZ FOLLOWS UP WITH A HUGE CLOTHESLINE IN THE CORNER! Guys, it looks like Taz is setting the Wildman on the top rope for some sort of high risk manuver!

Eddie Sensation - No!? Seriously?! I thought he was putting him up there to check the weather for him! Taz is climbing up, here it comes.... WOW!! WHAT A CRIPPLING TAZMISSION TAZPLEX OFF THE TOP!!

The Informer - FROM THER TAZ IS QUICKLY HOOKING UP THE WILDMAN IN THE TAZMISSION!! MY GOD!! THE WILDMAN BETTER TAP OUT IF HE WANTS TO CONTINUE HIS CAREER HERE IN THE EWA!!

Vic Canon - TAP! TAP! TAP! TAZ HAS MADE THE WILDMAN SUBMIT! WHAT A SHOCKER!!

Eddie Sensation - WOW! THAT IS HUGE NEWS! Either Taz is real talented, or the Wildman just doesn't have it anymore! Either way, what a great match!

Chris Myers - Here is your winner by submission, TAAAZZZZZ!!

The Informer - What a shocker indeed!! Taz is looking good, and The Wildman is looking... well, not so himself.

[The Video Wall shows a screen split into four, showing Starshot, The Hustler, Mr. Extreme and "The Assassin" Dan McClure heading towards the ring.]

Vic Canon - Stay tuned folks! Because next, you will see all four of those men on your TV all at once! Don't go away!

Rachel Stevens - Mr. Stone!! Mr. Stone!!

Tom Stone - Yes miss? How may I do you for.... errr, I mean what do you want??

Rachel Stevens - Well I was wondering where you're going, its the EWA's first card and you're leaving not even half way through it??

Tom Stone - As we all know Divine sadly passed away this summer, and was the current EWA North American Champion. So, I was going to pay my respects.

Rachel Stevens - Well what about the North American Title??

Tom Stone - I'm glad you asked, because many EWA wrestlers have been asking me about the North American Title and what will happen to it now that Divine is no longer with us. The North American Title will be in my posetion until I figure out what to do with it.

Rachel Stevens - Why are you bringing The North American Title with you??

Tom Stone - That's none of your buisness... That will be all, Goodbye.

[Tom Stone closes the door, and the limo slowly makes it way out of the parking lot.]

The Informer - What the hell was that?!

Vic Canon - I have no idea, but I do know that the next match is about to start! So lets take it to Chris Myers...

["Born Slippery" by Underworl blasts through the speakers, as "The Assassin" Dan McClure steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

Chris Myers - And his opponent, standing 6'3" and weighing in at 263 pounds, from Miami, Florida, Mr. Extreme!

["Brainstew" by Green Day blasts through the speakers, as Mr. Extreme steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

Chris Myers - And now the enforcers. First, standing 6' and weighing in at 223 pounds, from Akorn, Ohio, Starshot!

["Supernova Goes Pop" by Powerman 5000 blasts through the speakers, as Starshot steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

Chris Myers - And lastly, standing 6'4" and weighing in at 242 pounds, from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, The Hustler!

["Walk" by Pantera blasts through the speakers, as The Hustler steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

The Informer - Mr. Extreme charges at Dan McClure! McClure quickly capitalizes and nails Mr. Extreme with a Hurricanrana!! Into a pin... Lee Fleming counts, 1... Mr. Extreme gets out at one!

Vic Canon - He's definatly going to need a lot more then that to beat Mr. Extreme!

Eddie Sensation - You sure about that?

The Informer - Yes, positive. "The Assassin" bounces off the ropes, leg drop! No! Mr. Extreme moved out of the way just in time!

Vic Canon - Mr. Extreme with an upercut to the head of Dan McClure... Mr. Extreme sets up him... OH!!! BIG Powerbomb! Mr. Extreme goes for the cover, Lee Fleming counts, 1... 2.... OH! McClure just gets out! Mr. Extreme throws Dan McClure out of the ring!

Eddie Sensation - Ha! He left the enforcers with a knocked out Dan McClure, lets see what they do with him!

The Informer - They roll him back into the ring....

Eddie Sensation - Aww dammit!

Vic Canon - Mr. Extreme is giving the enforcers heck for not doing any damage to McClure!! Mr. Extreme bounces off the ropes, Clothesline! McClure goes down! Mr. Extreme picks up "The Assassin"... Big time Neckbreaker! He goes for the cover... 1... 2.... No! McClure kicks out!

Eddie Sensation - Lucky!

The Informer - Mr. Extreme once again rolls McClure out to the enforcers!

Eddie Sensation - They'll kill him this time!

Vic Canon - No, they'll roll him back into the ring again!

Eddie Sensation - DAMMIT!

The Informer - Mr. Extreme is yelling at the enforcers! This guy is a moron! He should keep his eye on McClure!! ONE... TWO... OH! McClure just rolled up Mr. Extreme from behind, and almost got the win!

Eddie Sensation - Almost is only good in...

Vic Canon - Yeah yeah... Mr. Extreme lays the boots to "The Assasin" Dan McClure. Mr. Extreme picks him up, Russian Leg Sweep! And instead of going for the cover, he goes and yells at Starshot!

Eddie Sensation - Ha! I'm starting to like this guy!

The Informer - Mr. Extreme goes to the top.... Oh! He misses the elbow! Dan McClure gets up, and applies a Figure Four on Mr. Extreme!! Mr. Extreme is wincing in pain! He's getting close to the ropes... and he reaches them!

Vic Canon - And now the enforcers are beating on Mr. Extreme! The Hustler and Starshot are beating on Mr. Extreme on the outside!

Eddie Sensation - Hey, that's not fair!

The Informer - Starshot with a POWERBOMB onto the concrete! Mr. Extreme is out!!

Vic Canon - Wait a minute, the ref is counting out Mr. Extreme! There goes the bell!

Chris Myers - And the winner of this match by Count Out, "The Assassin" Dan McClure!

Eddie Sensation - What a cheap way to win a match!

The Informer - He got the job done, and that's all that matters!

Vic Canon - Well ladies and gentlemen, as part of this new EWA re-birth, we have a lot more stuff for the fans! Go to the EWA's web page online, and fill out a trivia sheet! You could win prizes like T-Shirts, Hats, and much more EWA Merchandise! So check it out online!

Tom Stone - Ok, lets get this over with. Show me to the burial site.

Security Guard #2 - Yes, Mr. Stone.

[The 3 Security Guards and Tom Stone, with North American Title in hand, begin to walk towards Divine's grave site.]

The Informer - This is getting interesting.... Well, Next up, we have a match between bitter enemies, Deuce and Brian Kress. It's all yours Chris!

["When Worlds Collide" by Powerman 5000 blasts through the speakers, as Deuce steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

Chris Myers - And his opponent, standing 6'7" and weighing in at 267 pounds, from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, Brian Kress!

["Nookie" by Limp Bizkit blasts through the speakers, as Brian Kress steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

The Informer - Now, this one is gonna be huge! Bigg Daddy Deuce has been hungry for a long time here in the EWA, and he's out to prove, along with Blitzkreig, that Danger Inc. is not to be messed with!

Vic Canon - In essence, this match will give us a good idea of what will happen down the road when Danger Inc. gets their shot at Da BJ Boys for the tag straps. Look at Deuce in the corner being his typical cocky self. I wonder if he's trying to gain some sort of mental advantage by pretending to yawn over there in the corner. I gotta admit though, he's a funny man at times.

Eddie Sensation - Brian Kress doesn't seem impressed at all. These two men walk towards each other, and we're about to witness the feeling out process. OH, OUT OF NOWHERE! DEUCE TACKLES KRESS, AND THEY'RE EXCHANGING LEFTS AND RIGHT!!

The Informer - TALK ABOUT INTENSITY! Both men roll over into the ropes, and Referee Lance King splits them up! OH NO HE DOESN'T! DAMN! THE REF JUST CAUGHT A FLYING ELBOW FROM ONE OF THOSE TWO MEN, AND LANCE IS OUT COLD ON THE FLOOR! JESUS CHRIST!

Vic Canon - This isn't good at all, Informer. I mean, this one can turn into an all our war any second now! Both men are on their feet, and advancing! Brian Kress drops to his knees, OHHH!! LOW BLOW!! KRESS JUST NAILED DEUCE IN HIS MONEY-MAKER!

Eddie Sensation - With no ref, who's gonna stop him? NOOOOBODY! So it's all legal for the time being! Brain Kress has Deuce by the ankles, possibly setting up for another low-blow! What can it be? DAMN! Kress just leveled Bigg Daddy with a legdrop in the groin!

The Informer - Kress really has Deuce in a vulnerable position! What's he doing? Brian just hopped out of the ring and he's looking under the ring! OH MY GOD HE'S GOT A BROOM!! KRESS SLIDES INTO THE RING... WHAM! WHAM! BRIAN KRESS IS GOING BUCK-WILD ON DEUCE WITH THE HANDLE OF THAT BROOM! THIS IS NO WRESTLING MATCH! IT'S JUST A WAR WITHOUT RULES! Out on the floor, the ref is still motionless!

Vic Canon - Kress has control of this match 100% now! Deuce has no clue what's going on, and Kress ain't gonna be nice! He's got Deuce in a headlock... AND DOWN WITH A RUNNING BULLDOG! At this pace, this one just can't last much longer!

Eddie Sensation - HA! LOOK AT BRIAN KRESS! HE'S TAUNTING DEUCE WITH A FEW SLAPS TO THE FACE! Deuce is on his knees, and look! It's almost as if he's begin' Kress to give it all he's got!

The Informer - OH LORD HAVE MERCY!! DEUCE JUST GOT UP AND NAILED BRIAN KRESS WITH THE BIGGEST LARIAT I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!! DEUCE HAS BEEN TAKING A BEATING SINCE THE START, AND HE JUST EXPLODED! The ref is still out, so expect some foul play by Deuce here any moment! Right now, Bigg Daddy Deuce is climbing the turnbuckle! I dunno if this is a smart move!

Vic Canon - HEY! WAIT! LOOK! LEROY IS RUNNING TO THE RING! LEROY IS SIR PSYCHO SEXY'S BODYGUARD, AND HE'S ON THE WAY DOWN HERE! HE'S ON THE RING APRON! OH GODDAMNIT! LEROY JUST SHOVED DEUCE OFF THE TOP ROPE, TO THE OUTSIDE AND THROUGH THE TIME-KEEPER'S TABLE!! WHY HAS LEROY DONE THIS?

Eddie Sensation - Leroy looks real happy with himself! You've gotta wonder! Did Sir Psycho Sexy put Leroy up to this? And if so, why?? I guess we'll never know, at least not for a while! Right now, Kress is up, and he's gonna go be a vulture and take advantage of Deuce state!

The Informer - This just isn't a good night for Deuce right now. With the ref out cold, he has taken a HUGE amount of damage! Look at Kress!! He's using the pieces of that shattered table to beat Deuce with! I think Deuce has been lacerated here, but I'm not sure!

Vic Canon - Hey Infromer, look! Referee Lance King is on his knnes and attempting to get back into this one! But has the damage been done already?

Eddie Sensation - Kress stands Deuce up, and WHAM!! NO MERCY AT ALL AS BRIAN KRESS RUNS DEUCE INTO THE CORNERPOST!! The ref is in he ring, and he begins to count! Kress looks to be forcing Deuce back into he ring!

The Informer - Deuce is in the ring, and believe it or not, he's trying to get to his feet. Brian Kress climbs up onto the apron. What's he gonna try here?

Vic Canon - Brian Kress is gonna use the ropes as a slingshot, it appears! Kress is airborn, up and over Deuce, and he attempts a sun-set flip! Can he bring Deuce down?

Eddie Sensation - WAIT! DEUCE HOOKS KRESS' LEGS!! 1... 2... 3!!! DEUCE WINS!! DEUCE WINS!! I CANNOT BELIEVE IT!! AFTER ALL THIS, DEUCE HAS BEATEN BRIAN KRESS IN A ROLL-UP REVERSAL OF THE SUNSET FLIP!!

The Informer - OH NO! KRESS IS PISSED!! AND HE'S BACK ON DEUCE'S ASS!!

Vic Canon - Kress has a chair, LOOK OUT!!

Eddie Sensation - WHAM!!! BANG!!! GET SOME HELP FOR DEUCE!

The Informer - Brian Kress is savagly beating on Deuce with a chair! Someone stop him! Deuce needs help!!

Vic Canon - Finally, EWA officials come down to ringside and stop this horendous beating!

Tom Stone - Can I be alone here??

Security Guard #3 - Yes sir. We'll be waiting at the top of the hill.

Tom Stone - Alright.

[Stone places the North American Title infront of the headstone, and mumbles something. You can't hear anything, it's dead silent. Stone begins to walk away from the grave. He makes it halfway up the hill, and out of nowhere, Divine creeps behind Stone. He taps him on the shoulder, and as Stone turns around, Divine smacks him with a fat kiss! Stone falls to the ground spitting, and wiping his tongue.]

Tom Stone - YOU SON OF A BITCH!!! GET BACK HERE!!!!! I'LL GET YOU!!! I'LL GET YOU!!!!!!!!

[Divine runs up the hill, and you can see that he's completly naked. Stone yells for help, and the 3 Guards come running down the hill.]

Tom Stone - GET HIM!!! GO GET HIM!!!!!!

Security Guard #1 - Who, sir, who?!

Tom Stone - THAT SICK F*CK WHO JUST RAN UP THE HILL!!!

Security Guard #2 - Sorry, but I don't know what the hell you're talking about! Nobody is around here except us four!

[Stone has a confused look on his face. The guards help him up, and they walk back towards the limo.]

[AC/DC�s "Back in Black" comes on over the PA, and the crowd explodes. Out walks Dino Delsante in a custom fit Armani suit. He shakes some hands and makes his way into the ring. On his was down, he and his former nemesis, Deuce, bump into each other. They give each other a strange look, and go there seperate ways. Dino looks around at the crowd, and gives the MVP Hand Symbol.]

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - I didn't know EWA fans watched DOA Pro!

The Informer - These are the greatest wrestling fans in the world, Cornerstone!

[Pop from the crowd.]

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - Without a doubt. I just want to say... EWA, your Cornerstone has arrived!!!

[Big pop from the crowd.]

The Informer - Alright, Cornerstone, let�s get down to business. What brings you here to the EWA?

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - Well, Informer, it's simple. I've spent about three months in three places... Pittsburgh, Hollyood, and Atlanta, GA. First, Hollywood, where I was working to bring the story of the MVP to the big screen. And it is official... The MVP story will be a major motion picture by years end!

[Pop from the crowd.]

The Informer - That's big news. What were you doing in Pittsburgh?

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - Other than watching my beloved Steelers have a rough start, I've just been developing some web based businesses, and I am proud to announce that, again by the years end, there will be a Cornerstone.Com!

[Pop from the crowd.]

The Informer - Again, big news! What about in Atlanta?

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - Well, Informer, as you know the MVP's Base of Operations was in Atlanta... or maybe you didn't know that. I've just been in contact with all of my family in the MVP.

The Informer - Which brings me to my next question... will the MVP be making it's presence known in the EWA?

[The crowd chants "MVP! MVP! MVP!".]

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - As much as I would like to give everyone good news, I have to say that for now, we are all pursuing other interests. Suede is writing another book. Wolf Nebula is teaching. Scott Mangoya is burning it up in another fed. And I'm here not to wrestle, but to explore another arena in the world of Wrestling. Tom Stone was kind enough to give me the opportunity to share my unique voice as part of the EWA Announce Team, and I will do that until my contract expires. And nothing else.

The Informer - Well, we just saw Deuce out here... and we know of your rivalry. The two of you lit it up in the DOA Pro!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - I have no interest in wrestling again. If memory serves me correct, we both have one win over each other. I'm perfectly content to leave the fans guessing to what would have happened if we met again. But, as I said, I'm here to provide color commentary.

The Informer - Before you take your seat, there are two questions I need to ask you.

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - Shoot.

The Informer - Will we see Tracey Lane again?

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - If she wants to come back to wrestling, she will. She is running all of my other businesses, and in her words, she loved the way the DOA Pro was run, and she wouldn't work for anyone other than Nick D.

The Informer - Final question... if you won't wrestle again... will you possibly manage another MVP?

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - There will never be another MVP. But there is some talent here that, if I were to get into managing, I would love to manage. But I'll leave that to the imagination. Right now, we have a match to call.

[The two exit the ring to an MVP chant, and take their places for commentary.]

EWA Official - Mr. Stone!

Tom Stone - Now what??

EWA Official - The security guards from the cemetary called, asking if you had arrived yet...

Tom Stone - So?

EWA Official - If I may continue, they said a naked man jumped on top of your limo.

Tom Stone - WHAT?!

[Stone checks the top of the limo, but nobody is there.]

Tom Stone - What are you trying to do to me?? I don't need your sick jokes... Get out of my face!

EWA Official - But sir!!!

Tom Stone - Would you like to be the first person to receive a pink slip?

EWA Official - No sir.

Tom Stone - I thought so!

[Stone walks down the hallway. The camera is now fixed on Chris Myers, in the middle of the ring.]

The Informer - Oh boy! Stone is in for a BIG surprise!

["Walk" by Pantera blasts through the speakers, as The Hustler steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

Chris Myers - And his opponent, standing 6'2" and weighing in at 245 pounds, from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, Chris Slates!

["Welcome To The Fold" by Filter blasts through the speakers, as Chris Slates steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

The Informer - This should be interesting. I'd like to see how Slates does in the big leagues!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - Chris Slates is brand new to the wrestling scene. I personally don't know much about him, but I'm hearing great things about the rookie.

Vic Canon - Slates runs into the ring, Hurricanrana attemp by Slates, reversed into a Powerbomb by The Hustler!

Eddie Sensation - Ha! What a moron!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - That was a rookie mistake from Slates. If he's smart, he'll learn from it.

The Informer - So, Cornerstone, what do you know about The Hustler?

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - The Hustler is a former champion in the DOA Pro and the XCWF, two places where I, too, was a champion. This guy is hungry and he will go far in the EWA. And that is "Written In Stone."

Vic Canon - Interesting. The Hustler picks up Chris Slates, Belly-To-Belly Suplex by The Hustler! He goes for the pin, Lee Fleming counts, 1... 2.... No! Kickout by Slates!

Eddie Sensation - Lucky rookie... That would have been an embarassing first loss for him!

The Informer - Both men are up, Hustler is setting up for something, Oh! Flying Head Scissors! Tell me, Dino, have you ever been in the ring with The Hustler?

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - At one point, the kWo and I were involved in a bitter feud to get a PPV in our respective home towns of Philadelphia and Pittsburgh. The result was a double PPV, but we never got to wrestle those matches.

The Informer - That's too bad... It would have been interesting. Hustler misses a clothesline... Slates lifts him, Brainbuster by Chris Slates!

Vic Canon - Slates applies a Texas Clover Leaf! Hustler is lucky, he's already got a hold of the ropes!

Eddie Sensation - Slates should have pulled him into the middle of the ring! Damn rookies!

The Informer - Slates sets up, The Hustler is on his feet, Hurriconrana by Slates! Hustler gets up, Swinging Neck Breaker!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - Slates is on fire now. You can see that he is setting up for the Fireball DDT...

Vic Canon - Wait a minute... LOOK! ITS DIVINE! HE'S HERE!

Eddie Sensation - Of course he is you dumbass! Just... keep him away from me!

The Informer - Divine IS clothed, which is a GOOD thing! The Hustler grabs Slates by the neck, and throws him backwards into the ropes!! Wait a minute... Divine is rubbing Slates' shoulders! Slates is confused! He turns around, and see's Divine! Chris Slates gets up, and walks backwards... He bumps into The Hustler!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - I predict great things from Slates, but for now, he has to keep his head in this match, and not on Divine!

Vic Canon - WHAM! THE LUMBERJACK!

Eddie Sensation - The who?

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - The Hustler just hit "The Lumberjack!" And for you fans at home, and you Eddie, you will recognize that "The Lumberjack" is another name for the inverted Brain Buster... the same move used by my tag team partner, Jack Suede. Although, he calls it the "Lights Out." Great move by the Hustler.

The Informer - The Hustler goes for the pin, Lee Fleming counts, 1.... 2.... 3!!! Hustler wins!

Chris Myers - And the winner of this match, THEEEE HUSTLER!

Vic Canon - Where'd Divine go?

Eddie Sensation - He left before! I made sure he didn't come over here!

The Informer - We'll be back after this short break!

["Lithium" by Nirvana blasts through the speakers, as "Crystal Clear" Cody Covington steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

Chris Myers - And his opponent, standing 6'1" and weighing in at 230 pounds, from Parts Unknown, Fallen Angel!

["F*ck Dying" by Ice Cube blasts through the speakers, as Fallen Angel steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

The Informer - So, Dino, can I get you're thoughts on these two competitors?

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - Sure. From what I read, "Crystal Clear" was a great competitor on the gridiron. But, for his own sake, he better hope his wrestling career doesn't shatter like crystal.

The Informer - Yes, lets hope not! And your opinion on Fallen Angel?

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - That guy is just plain weird. Personally, I think he is without personality, and if you don't have personality, you don't go anywhere in this business.

Vic Canon - Interesting analysis.

Eddie Sensation - Vic said anal!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - So?

The Informer - The men lock up... Rake to the eyes by Cody. He follows it up with a DDT!

Vic Canon - Covington picks up Fallen Angel, and clotheslines him over the top rope!

Eddie Sensation - Splat! Someone come pick up Fallen Angel's dead body over here...

The Informer - "Crystal Clear" goes to the top rope, and raises his arms.

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - Cody Covington kind of reminds me of me when I started out in the XCWF. A few more years in the business and he'll lose that attitude and really be dangerous.

The Informer - Fallen Angel crawls infront of the Spainsh Announce Table... Cody Covington jumps off the top rope, WHAM! NECKBREAKER THROUGH THE TABLE! AMAZING MOVE BY COVINGTON!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - I'll second that.

Vic Canon - They better get in the ring before Lance King counts them out!

Eddie Sensation - Why do we have Spanish Announcing in the EWA?? Like, why not German, or French, or Japanese?!

The Informer - Shut up Eddie.

Eddie Sensation - WHAT?! It's a perfectly normal question!

The Informer - Well, remember this... YOU'RE A MORON! Fallen Angel crawls into the ring, and is followed by Cody Covington.

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - Personally, Informer, I can't wait to see if Covington will get to use the "Clearly Crippling" Power Bomb. That is one of, if not THE, most devastating move in wrestling.

Vic Canon - Yeah, It should be interesting to see!

Eddie Sensation - If he hits it......

The Informer - Cody Covington takes Fallen Angel down with a spear! He grabs Fallen Angel's legs.... Slingshot into the corner!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - Fallen Angel is an enigma. He's dark, mysterious, and probably hasn't showered in a few days.

Vic Canon - Hahahaha! Look out!!! Here it comes Dino, Here comes "Clearly Crippling"!!! That powerbomb into a facebuster should hit any second....

Eddie Sensation - BANG!!! OUCH!!! Someone peel Fallen Angel's face off the mat....

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - That was Clearly Crippling.

The Informer - Cody Covington goes for the pin, Lance King counts.... 1..... 2.... 3!!

Chris Myers - And the winner of this match, Cody Covington!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - Impressive win by Cody... He should be tearing up the EWA roster in no time.

The Informer - On the other hand, a not so impressive show put on by Fallen Angel... You can see him limping backstage. He shouldn't have been outmatched like that!

Vic Canon - Look out!!! Justin Credible just took out Fallen Angel with a chair! Fallen Angel is laying in the middle of the entrance way out cold!

Eddie Sensation - Hahaha! That was a great chair shot by Justin Credible!!

The Informer - While paramedics rake Fallen Angel's body off the ramp, lets go in the ring with Chris Myers.

["EdgeCrusher" by Fear Factory blasts through the speakers, as The EWA International Champion, Thorn steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

Thorn - I got something to say before my match. Tom, why do you insist on putting me in matches with losers?!? Before our brief hiatus, all I fought was jobbers, Mr. Extreme, DeRaNgEd, BlackOut, The Iceman, I remember all those fools cause you made me stomp my way through them one by one, and every time you put me in a match against a jobber, I beat them time after time. And NOW you want to put me in more matches with jobbers?? Who is Choas anyways?? I don't see how he could get in a International Title match, I wanted to waste Deuce, but no, no, no, not now, you put me through enough jobber beatings. I REFUSE TO WRESTLE A MATCH UNTIL YOU FIND SOMEONE OF THE CALIBER AS I AM AT. You HAVE to find someone that I think is worthy enough to wrestle me, until my next match, I will indeed beat the snot out of Choas just to set an example to you. Once I beat him in UNDER 2 minutes, which I will do, you have to call indy fed, after indy fed, after indy fed, until you find someone that is worthy enough for me to wrestle, you get them, bring them to me, and then we will see if that man is good enough, hell, I might enough amuse myself and tear that person apart, JUST TO PROVE THAT I CAN DO IT! You can bring the toughest you can bring, and I will plow through them like its nothing, just like I would do with anyone else in this fed. You see... you have me going to go up against people like Deuce... I don't even see why he is in this fed... more on him another time. Others like Starshot, I laugh at that name, but I want to respond to something he said about me first. He said that I can't just come along out of no where and then leave again, the reason I come and go is I wait for competition, and every time I come and I see you blabbing your mouth about you being the best cruiserweight, WHICH IS A LIE!! You are a disgrace to all cruiserweights, and it pains me to see you say that, cause it lessens my title of being the best cruiserweight around, which I rightfully am. And lastly, Cody Covington a rookie new comer that I have a lot of respect for, but he hasn't proved it in actions, only in words, so we'll see how he does. Anyways, Tom Stone, I want you on that phone now calling everywhere you can TRYING to find me a worth opponent, which I doubt you'll EVER DO! Now, Choas get down here so I can show the world, the new, and improved, Thorn!!

Chris Myers - And his opponent, standing 6'10" and weighing in at 267 pounds, from Pheonix, Arizona, Chaos!

["Money Ain't A Thang" by Jay-Z blasts through the speakers, as Chaos steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

The Informer - Strong words from Thorn, wouldn't you say Dino?

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - Thorn is one of the EWA's most valuable wrestlers. Look at his track record here. The only singles belt he hasn't won is the World Title, currently owned by HY2K leader, The Brink.

Vic Canon - Well... Chaos just got nailed by a Flying Shoulder Tackle! Thorn is already on top! Chaos gets up, Clothesline by Thorn! Thorn picks up Chaos, and whips him into the corner chest first! Chaos comes stumbling out... Reverse DDT!

Eddie Sensation - I think we should get an ambulance for Chaos now, because by the time Thorn is done with him, he'll need one!

The Informer - Thorn is standing on the top rope, Chaos gets up.... Missle Dropkick!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - Thorn is really on top now. Think he's trying to make a statement? Maybe he is the real leader of HY2K.

Vic Canon - Maybe he is! Chaos gets up, Thorn sneaks up behind him... Belly To Back Suplex! Thorn climbs up top... Chaos gets up...

Eddie Sensation - WOAH! THAT WAS CRAZY!

The Informer - It's a Corkscrew Moonsault, Eddie! Thorn sets up Chaos between the middle and bottom rope.... Is it time for the Crown Of Thorns?

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - Thorn's finisher, the Crown of Thorns, is one of the most difficult moves in wrestling. I get tongue tied everytime I try to describe it.

Vic Canon - WELL CHAOS HAS MORE THEN A TONGUE TIE RIGHT NOW!! Thorn nailed the Crown of Thorns! Lance King counts the pin... 1..... 2..... 3!!!!

Chris Myers - And the winner of this match, and STILL EWA International Champion, THHHHORN!!!!

Eddie Sensation - Hey look! Thorn beat him in 1 minute and 47 seconds! He was right!

The Informer - I'm sure you timed it.

Vic Canon - Thorn picks up a big victory, and sends a message across to Tom Stone! We'll be right back, after our FINAL commercial break!

["Big Balls" by AC/DC blasts through the speakers, as the EWA Extreme Champion, DMX steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

The Informer - This should be interesting.

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - I'm not too sure about that... DMX kind of boggles the mind. With a name like DMX, you would think he would come out to a song by his namesake, or even the Ruff Ryders. But instead, he has the Cornerstone�s taste in music and comes out to AC/DC...

Vic Canon - Yeah, I wonder what's on his mind that gives him one of the most watched and highly rated segments of the show.

Eddie Sensation - If the EWA had a policy of not letting foreign speaking immigrants into the fed, then we wouldn't have to waste such good air space on people like DMX.

[His music fades out, and Chris Myers hands him a mic.]

DMX - Damn it! I come out here week after week and still no chalengers have stepped up to the plate to face me. I am getting old of all the fake extreme bullshit, people come out here and say how extreme or hardcore they are. But I am the man at the top of the platform and I say who is and who is not extreme. So if any body has the balls to get in to a ring with me and try to take this gold from me. Let's go. Let get it on right here and right now.

The Informer - It seems like DMX is mad!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - Is that supposed to be bad?

Vic Canon - I'm not too sure what he means, but one thing's for sure... Nobody's coming out to fight DMX!

Eddie Sensation - And I know why! It's simple... Nobody wants0an easy win over DMX! It's too easy! They rather get a better workout taking a shower then wrestling this dirty fool!

DMX - Damn it. I give you all these chances to get in here with me and you all cop out on me. So here is your one last chance. If anybody, and I mean anybody or any young talent has the balls to get in the ring, lets go. I am giving ten seconds or I go throw this belt in the trash and go after higher and more important priorities, so lets go. Come on!

The Informer - Well, somebody better get out here before DMX disposes of an EWA Title!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - Ha! He wants to throw the Extreme Title in the trash, and that's where it belongs! I've always said that Hardcore wrestlers aren�t true wrestlers. It takes real talent to get a man to submit. What kind of talent is involved in swinging a chair?

Vic Canon - Good point! Hey look! I think DMX has an opponent!

Eddie Sensation - AHAHAHHA!! YEAH!! STEVE BLACKMAN BABY!

The Informer - Who knows? Maybe we'll see an upset.

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - I'd put my money on Blackman, these kind of matches are all luck, no skill.

Vic Canon - I'm not so sure about that Dino. DMX has skills in these types of matches!

Eddie Sensation - Blackman is running... he slides under the ropes... DMX kicks him in the midsection... POWERBOMB!! OH JESUS, MARY AND JOSEPH! THAT WAS HARDCORE!!

The Informer - DMX goes for the cover... 1... 2... 3!! HA! WHAT A MATCH!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - Well, DMX is a hardcore jagoff, and he disposed of another hardcore jagoff! Am I to be impressed here?

Vic Canon - WAIT! HERE COMES JERRY LYNN!! IT LOOKS LIKE DMX HAS ANOTHER CHALLENGER SET UP!!

Eddie Sensation - Lynn slides in under the ropes, ducks DMX's clothesline attempt... BOOM! WHAT A JUMPING CORKSCREW DDT!! BA-DA-BING! LYNN JUST GOT SENT BACK TO THE 1960's!

The Informer - DMX covers Lynn... 1... 2... 3!!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - Come on! Seriously! How can you guys find this action worth wasting the EWA's precious TV time on?

Vic Canon - I think DMX has proven something to us here, Dino! He's had enough of these so-called "Hardcore Machines" and he wants to be known as the most EXTREME wrestler going into the new Millennium!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - Oh, WOW! That's as glorious as showing up to your high school prom with the fatest chick in the school! IT'S NOTHING TO BRAG ABOUT!

Eddie Sensation - GUYS! IT STILL AIN'T OVER!! HERE COMES THE HEADHUNTERS! TWO 400-POUNDERS LOOKING TO BREAK OUT OF THEIR PAST JOBBER-SUPREMECY STATUS!

The Informer - Like a nasty mudslide, The Headhunters make it down to the ring! Number 1 gets into the ring! And it looks like Number 2 is climbing the ropes!

Vic Canon - DMX NAILS NUMBER 1 WITH A CLOTHESLINE, AND NUMBER 1 GOES FLYING INTO THE ROPES AND OUT OF THE RING!! DAMN!! NUMBER 2 JUST STRADDLED THE CORNER-POST!!

Eddie Sensation - AWW RIGHT IN THE NUTS!!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - DMX looks like he's going upstairs. Is he going to try a traditional wrestling move like a superplex? Probably not. Somebody hand DMX a chair. With his lack of wrestling ability, he probably won't know what do to up there unless he has a weapon with him.

The Informer - I beg to differ Mr. Delsante! It looks like DMX is setting up for the "Homicide From The Heavens"! DMX sinches in the frontface.... OH MY GOD!! WHAT A DDT!! HE COVERS... 1... 2... 3!!! WHAT A MANUVER!!

Vic Canon - DMX seems to be real confident this time around in the EWA! This may very well be his time to shine!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - Confidence can, and probably will be his downfall when it all comes down to it. Wrestling skill is what people build upon. You don't start off as a hardcore jagoff and expect to rise to the top from there.

Eddie Sensation - Exactly. He's gonna have to do a lot more than just spout at the mouth to impress me, Canon. When he gets in the ring and proves he's got what it takes, I'll give him credit then.

The Informer - Hey guys, look over there. A ravishing female is entering the ring, and she's approaching DMX. I wonder what this is all about.

Vic Canon - Tell me about it. It looks as if she's handing him something... but I can't quite tell what it is from here.

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - Probably his very own copy of "Wrestling for Idiots", volume #1.

Eddie Sensation - Looks like a letter of some kind. This broad is taking off. Hey! I bet DMX took advantage of this chick one night when he got all drunk, and now she's taking his ass to court! HA! So much for DMX's future, huh Canon?!

The Informer - I highly doubt that, Eddie. DMX is reading the letter, and he seems to be somewhat perplexed over this ordeal.

Vic Canon - Wait a second... he just crumpled the letter and tossed it aside. He doesn't look pissed off, but he does look confused.

Eddie Sensation - HE'S PROBABLY CONFUSED CAUSE HE COULDN'T READ THE DAMN THING! HA! Ya know what? I'm gonna go up there and grab it... we'll see what the hype is about. Be right back guys.

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - This should be cool.

The Informer - Well, as DMX leaves the ring, our very own Eddie Sensation has gone to retrieve the mysterious envelope. I'll tell you this much Vic, I have a feeling DMX probably doesn't want us to see that letter. We're lucky that Eddie went to get it!

Vic Canon - Amen to that!

Eddie Sensation - I'm back guys, check this out! It's another one of those TDS letters!

The Informer - Oh no...

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - Yeah, what is this "TDS" stuff all about anyway?

Eddie Sensation - Yeah! THE DARK SECRET! This is what it says. "DMX, you are cordially invited to participate in the ultimate test of physical and mental talent, and pure ability. You are one of the few chosen ones who have been selected to run the gauntlet to determine your place in the sport of kings. You will be updated in the weeks to come concerning your participation in this prestigious tournament. CONGRADULATIONS!"

Vic Canon - Tournament? What tournament?

The Informer - Why do I have a feeling that this tournament ain't gonna be as formal and prestigious as it's being built up as?

Eddie Sensation - Well, these "TDS" occurrences have been goin' on all over the place. I mean, all of us in the offices got letters... now some of the wrestlers are getting these "Dark Secret" messages. Only time will tell what this will lead to.

Vic Canon - That's exactly it. We're gonna have to wait to find out more.

The Informer - Well, as DMX heads backstage, we're going to take a break! NO!!! WAIT A MINUTE!! The Hustler just nailed DMX!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - Good! Perfect example. If he had talent, he'd have his head up and would be cautious. Instead, he got knocked out by a technical move, a clothesline!

Eddie Sensation - Is that blood? Is he bleeding?!

Vic Canon - No, it's not blood... You're seeing things. Well, The Hustler just got his point across to DMX. DMX doesn't know what hit him! He shouldn't be too happy about this!

Vic Canon - What the hell??

The Informer - Something is going on here.... And for some reason I think we're going to find out what it is by the end of tonight. Well, Ladies and Gentlemen, here it is! The main event... Zed vs. Starshot!! Lets go to the ring with Chris Myers......

["Bleed" by Soulfly blasts through the speakers, as The Brink steps out from behind the curtain to greet his 40,000 plus fans. They're going nuts for there hometown boy. He takes his seat at the announce table.]

The Informer - Hey Brink, good to see you back!

The Brink - Thanks man.

Chris Myers - First, standing 6'5" and weighing in at 270 pounds, from Chicago, Illinois, ZZZZZZEEEEEEEDDDDDD!!!

["Unforgiven" by Metallica blasts through the speakers, as Zed steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

Chris Myers - And his opponent, standing 6' and weighing in at 223 pounds, from Akron, Ohio, SSSSSSSSSTARSHOT!!!!!

["Supernova Goes Pop" by Powerman 5000 blasts through the speakers, as Starshot steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

The Informer - This match will be a great one... Dino, any comments?

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - Zed is, without a doubt, the most underrated wrestler here. I expect big things out of this guy, too. He's determined, he's out for blood, and I don't think that there are many that can stand up to him.

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - But, you have to admire Starshot. He's a Cruiserweight, but he wrestles the big guys. He's either suicidal or really talented.

The Informer - What about The Brink?

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - Hey Brink, you've been quiet lately. Any reason why?

The Brink - You'll find out, soon enough.

Vic Canon - The men lock horns... Zed shoves Starshot back into his corner. Starshot comes back at him, and they lock up again! This time Starshot shoves Zed back into his corner!

Eddie Sensation - What is this, an elementary school fight?

The Informer - Starshot bounces off the ropes... Cross body! No! Zed caught him! Fallaway Slam!

Vic Canon - Good move by Zed!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - Brink, off the top of your head, who is the number one contender?

The Brink - I'd have to say that guy right there, Zed.

Eddie Sensation - Hey, who's that?.

The Informer - That's Deuce! What the hell is here coming down here for??

Vic Canon - If only I knew!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - All I have to say is that I'm dying to see Starshot execute "The Supernova." Did you guys ever see it? It's a Shooting Star Press into a DDT! That's IMPOSSIBLE!

The Brink - Hey Dino, if you hate me, don't hide it... Say it to my face. I have nothing against you, and don't know why you're treating me like a piece of shit.

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - I can't stand HY2K, and I WILL say it to your face! You're just a cheap rip off of the MVP, whether you know it or not!

Eddie Sensation - Easy boys!

The Informer - Deuce is watching this match rather closely... Something's up! Zed lifts Starshot... Brainbuster! No! Starshot somehow got out of it and reversed it into a Facebuster!! What a move by Starshot!

Vic Canon - Starshot goes to the top... SENTON BOMB!! What a move by Starshot! He goes for the pin... Lee Fleming counts, 1... 2.... No! Zed kicked out!

The Brink - Hey look, it's Thorn!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - No need to get excited... Well, you would... You and your Hostile Youth.

Eddie Sensation - Now we've got Brink, Zed, Starshot, Deuce and Thorn at ringside! Oh, and you of course Dino!

The Informer - This smells like trouble... Thorn and Deuce, after coming out of Stone's office, are at ringside....

Vic Canon - Zed grabs Sharshot, he lifts him... Vertical Suplex! No! Starshot gets out of the move and lands behind Zed... He picks him up, and drops him on the top rope! Zed kicks Starshot and he goes flying off the top rope!

Eddie Sensation - OUCH!

The Informer - Zed goes to the middle rope.... MOONSAULT! WHAT A MOVE BY ZED!! Fleming counts, 1.... 2..... OH! Starshot JUST got out!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - It�s still early in the match. Starshot has time to recover from that mistake.

Vic Canon - Deuce and Thorn are still at ringside, getting a close eye in on this match.

Eddie Sensation - Hey guys, its only 10:40pm... Meaning we have another 20 minutes for this match... Is that right?

The Informer - No, you're on drugs, Eddie. It can't be that early.

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - Actually it is.

Vic Canon - Did Stone mess up?

The Brink - Who knows?!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - Something's fishy about this guy.... I can't trust him.

Eddie Sensation - Back to the match, Zed picks up Starshot... BRAINBUSTER! NICE!

The Informer - Zed goes for the pin, Fleming counts, 1... 2... Starshot easily kicks out.

Vic Canon - Zed whips Starshot to the ropes, Starshot ducks a clothesline, and nails Zed with a spinning heel kick! Zed gets up, and Starshot knocks him back down with a drop kick!

Eddie Sensation - Quick action!

The Informer - Starshot whips Zed to the ropes.... Wait a minute! Deuce just tripped Zed!! Zed turns around, Starshot clotheslines him over the top! Deuce is laying the boots to Zed! Why is he doing this?!

Vic Canon - Thorn runs over, and helps Deuce beat the hell out of Zed!! Starshot has the ref distracted! What's going on here?!

Eddie Sensation - Don't ask me, I'm a "MORON"!!!

The Informer - Damn right you are. Deuce heads up the ramp, and Thorn isn't far behind. Zed slowluy gets up...

[Ding, Ding, Ding!]

Chris Myers - Here is your winner by Count Out, STARSHOT!!!!!

Vic Canon - Oh shit! Zed is PISSED! He is chasing Thorn up the ramp!! Starshot has won the match, but not the way he wanted to! Starshot leaves the ring, but is he happy about the way the match ended?

Eddie Sensation - Who cares?! Look, we've still got like, 10 minutes left in the show!!!

[Just then, The Brink drops his headset, grabs a mic, and gets in the ring.]

The Brink - Stone, get out here... Now.

[Seconds later, Tom Stone walks down the ramp, and gets into the ring.]

The Brink - Ladies and gentlemen, All of the wrestling world, Tom Stone... It's been a long hard road, starting from my early EWA days, to EWF, to FCA, and back to the EWA for one last spadoinkle. I stand before you, in the midst of my wrestling career, as the EWA World Champion. Tonight I announce my retirement, from the EWA, and from the wrestling world as a whole.

[There is a sudden moment of COMPLETE silence in the building.]

The Brink - I've paid my dues starting from my first reign as Canadian champ, finishing with my reign as World champ. I've met many people, worked with almost all of them, and I don't regret a thing. Most people will come out and say that Thrylla is the best person in the wrestling world, and to some that may be true. But I can't single out anyone. Everyone has been there for me in one way or another. I haven't had the best matches in EWA history, I haven't had the best fueds, or the best gimmicks, but I worked long and hard in the EWA, loving every minute of it. Before anyone sheds a tear, there's not much anyone can do about this. It's strictly a personal call, no business about it. I've realized lately that I'm not the champ I used to be, and in order for me to be remembered as one of those EWA "greats", I'm gonna quit before this shit hits the fan. I'm sure this interview has been one of the worst retirement speaches in history, and I'm probably boring all of you, but remember me as the man who gave his all, and loved the EWA, recognized it as his home. I'm going to miss you all, and remember... All of you new guys, you are the future. Take the EWA into your hands, and don't buy into that Diamond Stud bullshit. I'm out, gonna take a downward plunge of my own... Peace

[The Brink drops the EWA Heavyweight Title in the middle of the ring, and walks backstage. Tom Stone picks up the EWA Heavyweight Title, and grabs a mic.]

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - So that's it?? He quit?!

Tom Stone - Well, once again, there's a road block in front of the EWA, and this time I'm not going to wait for it to move, I'll move it. Yeah, I knew about Brink's retirement, and didn't say anything. I brought Tuesday Night Heat to his hometown, and let him watch the last match at ringside. I did what I could to make his final days in the EWA good ones.

Tom Stone - Earlier tonight, I called two men into my office...

The Informer - That would be Deuce and Thorn!

Tom Stone - And told them some news that they've been waiting to hear for years. So, I'm not going to wait any longer to announce it... Deuce and Thorn will be in the ring, next week on Heat, to determine who goes to Hellacious Halloween 2 to fight Zed for the EWA Heavyweight Title. Thank you, and goodnight!

The Informer - WOW!!! WHAT A SURPRISE! NEXT WEEK... DEUCE.... THORN, #1 CONTENDER MATCH! THANK YOU FOR JOINING US, SEE YOU NEXT WEEK!