[Both men yell out "rock paper sissors!!!". Both throw rock, so they do it again... This time, both throw paper. They do it again.... and both throw rock. THC3 signals for a mic...]

THC3 - So Jack Murphy it's looks like I have found my equal, granted your not the best looking guy in the world but you are my equal none the less. We have history and that's not secret but let put that all behind us. We are both loners here in EWA; no one likes you.... no one likes me.... So... [THC3 holds out his hand] Partners?

[Jack Murphy grabs the mic]

Jack Murphy - I see that we are definitely the best.... I mean only talent here in EWA and I guess it would be a waste to let talent like me... and you fall into the talent pool. So I guess you got it partner.

[They shake hands and THC3 grabs the mic again]

THC3 - Right now EWA there are two of us but soon, soon there will be more.... Another great.... Or you could call it Higher power will soon descend on the EWA and then you will see what real talent is all about. Darkness will fall on the EWA and riding out of the dark will be the thing everyone in pro wrestling fears. Soon.... We will ride from the darkness into the light of the EWA GOLD......

[As the walk out of the ring you hear Jack Murphy mumble "hey man, Dark Ryder's... I like that."]

The Informer - Wow!!! Jack Murphy and Thurston H. Chatam III have joined together!!!

[No Contest in 3 minutes and 51 seconds.]

Johnny Bones - Ladies and Gentlemen, this match has been ruled a No Contest!!

Tom Stone - Damn, this match is dry.

Adam Kress - I'll second that.

The Informer - Umm, you both haven't watched a good wrestling match in a while have you??

Brian Kress - What the hell are you talking about?? I re-watch all my matches!!

Tom Stone - Yeah, what the hell are you saying?? If you're trying to say that this match kicks ass, and that we don't know good shit from crap, then you've got problems... And I think I'm gonna fix them for you......

The Informer - Ok... *cough* loser *cough*... Back to the match now, Big Show rams Taz into the cage... BANG!!! OH NO!! The barbed wire exploded in the face of Taz!! He's down and rolling around in pain!! The Big Show starts to climb the cage... Holy shit!! 1 step and he's all the way on top already!!! The Big Show has this match won... But he's not climbing out!! Taz gets up... Big Show jumps... Woah!!! Taz moved out of the way and Big Show landed face first into the mat, then bounced off and nailed the side of the cage!! Taz begins to climb to the top.... He's up, and on his way down!! The Big Show gets up, he takes 1 step... and he's sitting on the top of the cage!! Taz looks up, The Big Show wraps his hand around Taz's throat!!! He lifts him ALL THE WAY UP, OVER THE CAGE... AND DOWN IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING WITH THE SHOWSTOPPA!!!! The Big Show climbs down, and takes the victory!!

[The Big Show Paul Wight won the match in 8 minutes and 17 seconds.]

Johnny Bones - Here is your winner, The Big Show Paul Wight!!

[The masked men come from behind the curtain and make there way to the ring... They climb into the ring and stand beside K-Dogg...]

K-Dogg - Now the moment you all been waiting for, It's time to Umask The masked men... Lets start with masked man number one!!

[K-Dogg takes off the mask to reveal Big Kev...]

K-Dogg - Now it's time to reveal masked man number two!!!

[K-Dogg takes off the mask to reveal Little J. the other member of TEAM WOOF...]

K-Dogg - Now that you know who the masked men are it's time to learn who here manager is... Manager bring your *beep* on out here...

["My Name Is" by Eminem blares over the PA systema as Eminem makes his way to the ring... He climbs in and pulls out a mic...]

Eminen - Hey this is EMINEM the manger of Team Woof and also the soon to be manager of the newest stable... I let you figure that one out... So till then Peace Out, That's my word...

[Team Woof and Eminem leave the ring and head to the back as the match gets underway...]

Tom Stone - Stupid New Schoolers, these matches make me wonder how the hell we still win the ratings every damn night.

Brian Kress - Hhahahah!! The answer is simple, me and Adam are on the shows almost every week... The ladies have something to do every Friday night!!

Adam Kress - Yeah.... They're guarenteed action on Friday Nights!! Instead of going out looking and hoping for some action, they turn the TV on!!

The Informer - Hahhahahaha, You guys are too f'n much!! Sandman goes to the top again! Flying Clothesline... K-Dogg's chest buckles on his way down, he goes over the top.... AND THREW A TABLE!! Sandman to the top again... Elbow Drop!! K-Dogg's neck is in 3 pieces! Sandman goes for the cover... 1.... 2.... 3!!! Sandman has a 1-0 lead!! Sandman quickly applies a leg grapevine on K-Dogg!!! K-Dogg powers out of it!! Sandman and K-Dogg are standing face to face. K-Dogg with a head butt on Sandman, that took Sandman off his feet!!

Tom Stone - K-Mart's walls are solid.... I MEAN, his head is as hard as a rock!!

Adam Kress - K-Mart kicks ass.

Tom Stone - HE SUCKS!!!

Brian Kress - NOT HIM!! The actual store!!

The Informer - DUHHHH, MY NAME IS STONE?!??! Sandman back to his feet, LOW BLOW!!! Oh man, that was cheap, but what else can he do to this guy?? He's pulled off every damn move!! K-Dogg is on the ground holding his crotch!! Sandman with boots to the face, Sandman is whaling away at K-Dogg!!

Tom Stone - ITS K-MART!!!!!!

The Informer - No Tom... That's your families favourite store.... Now back to the match. K-Dogg is up but somewhat dazed... Sandman�s going for a vertical suplex, K-Dogg with a reversal, but Sandman with another one and slips behind K-Dogg... Sandman with some punches to the back of K-Dogg....

Tom Stone - It's foundation is going to fall soon... Sandman is knocking down all the walls!!!

The Informer - Sandman with a reverse DDT!!! K-Dogg is down and looks to be hurting!!

Tom Stone - I told you!! His walls are falling!!

Adam Kress - Does that mean we can't hear that gay ass music in the store?!?!

The Informer - I think so, man.

Brian Kress - YYYYYYEEEEEEEESSSSSSS!!!!!

[Brian/Adam high five.]

Tom Stone - Hippies... You're going down on Sunday...

The Informer - Thats IF they beat The Wildman tonight!! Wait a minute... There's Billy Tranz!! What's he doing here?!? He has a hockey stick..... WHACK!!! RIGHT IN THE EYE OF K-DOGG!!!!! Billy Tranz sets up K-Dogg..... Sandman grabs K-Dogg...... One Hit Wonder threw a table!!!!!! Sandman wins!!! Sandman wins!

[Sandman won the match in 26 minutes and 11 seconds.]

Johnny Bones - Here is your winner, Sandman!!

Tom Stone - He went over his head when he started shit with me a while back!!! And at the Pay Per View, IM GOING TO GO OVER MY HEAD!!!! Look what BlackOut has gotten himself into!

The Informer - People like you make me sick...

Tom Stone - People like me enjoying seeing other suffer!!!

Adam Kress - Which is the way it should be...

The Informer - Ummmm, No... You've been spending a bit too much of your time with Stone.

Brian Kress - I'm going to love watching The Wildman suffer tonight!!

The Informer - That's a different story, anywho... John Crichton is feeding BlackOut his ass on a plate with a side order of John Crichton fries.....

Tom Stone - The next time I hear you rip off one of these WWF guys, I'll send you're ass over there!!!

Adam Kress - YOu can't afford that Stone...

Tom Stone - What the hell do you mean I can't afford it??!! It'll be more money in my pocket!!!

The Informer - Vince Russo kinda does suck....

Brian Kress - Damn right he does!!

Tom Stone - Vince is where I get my BlackOut's and my Crazy Wild Men from!! It's kinda lame....

The Informer - Yes, Quite.... LOOK OUT!!! THERE'S SCOTT ROCKWELL!!! WHAM!!!!! ANGELS HATE ON BLACKOUT!!! THE REF IS CALLING FOR THE BELL!!!!!

[No Contest in 18 minutes and 47 seconds.]

Johnny Bones - Ladies and Gentlemen, this match has been ruled a No Contest!!

Tom Stone - Hahahha, call out the ambulence!! His head is now empty!!! Wait a minute, IT ALWAYS WAS!!!!!

Adam Kress - AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

The Informer - How can you guys enjoy this evil man's jokes??

Brian Kress - How can you NOT laugh!?!?

Tom Stone - Good job Boyz, now you're up to 8� food stamps!!!

The Informer - Oh god.... I'm still down at �..... Shit, I got a long way to go...... LOOK OUT!! IT'S BLACKOUT!! He's behind Rockwell... Rockwell turns around, DDT!!! NO!!! ROCKWELL REVERSES.... Angels Hate!!!!!! BLACKOUT IS OUT COLD!!! Mr. Extreme rolls up Rockwell.... 1.... 2..... 3!!!!

[Mr. Extreme won the match in 29 minutes and 40 seconds.]

Johnny Bones - Here is your winner, and STILL EWA North American Champion, Mr. Extreme!!

Adam Kress - Be right back, boyz!!!

Tom Stone - Woah!!! I guess im gonna have to talk to these guys too......

The Informer - Stay away man, I'm going to warn them!!!

Tom Stone - Warn all you want!!

The Informer - Adam drops a quick elbow... Brain lifts him to the top rope, Adam climbs up..... Adam-Gasm!!!!!! Brian picks him up...... Deep Throat Death Driver!!!!!! Adam goes for the 1 foot over the chest cover... Mike Hunter with the count, 1... 2... 3!!!!

[Da B.J. Boyz won the match in 4 minutes and 57 seconds.]

Johnny Bones - Here are your winners, Da B.J. Boyz!!

The Informer - At Beyond The Line '99, its Da B.J. Boyz vs. The Dungeon Masters for the EWA Tag Team Titles!!!

Brian Kress - That wasn't a match...

Adam Kress - That was a joke!

The Informer - Well you guys are my favourite to win the thing...

Tom Stone - ARE YOU DOUBTING THE DUNGEON MASTERS!?!?!

The Infomrer - No... I'm just stating my opinion! So far, this match has been all HY2K! Thorn with the tag to Nomad, DMX is against the ropes trying to catch his breath. Nomad with punches to the face, one after another, DMX with a few hits in on Nomad.

Tom Stone - This Hostile Youth crap is getting old fast.

The Informer - DMX with a russian leg sweep on Nomad, followed up with an elbow drop to the sternum. Nomad is up, he whips DMX against the ropes, Japanese arm drag!! Nomad picks up DMX, DDT!!! Nomad goes over to the corner and tags in Thorn.

Tom Stone - I really don�t understand what all the hype is... do you??

The Informer - Yes, there great wrestlers and OH MAN!!! DMX with a powerslam on Thorn!! DMX sizes up Thorn, leg drop to the neck of Thorn. Thorn looks to be out of it.... DMX is the cover.... one.... two....... NO Thorn kicked out!!!

Tom Stone - Yeah, some great wrestler he is.

The Informer - He is Stone, a three time extreme champ I think that is more then qualified. Thorn�s up now, Corkscrew huricanranna on DMX!! Thorn locks in the sleeper. DMX is fading away... See Tom, he thinks smart trying to take the breath out of DMX.

Tom Stone - Yeah, that�s what he�s going to have to do to beat this guy.

The Informer- DMX is gaining momentum now, elbows to the gut, Thorn whips him into the ropes, Clothesline!! DMX on the ground Thorn going to the top.... Moonsault!! Thorn with the tag to Nomad, Nomad with a kick to the gut.... Powerbomb!!! Nomad�s pointing to the top, could this be it???

Tom Stone - It could be time to take back that raise I gave you, now do you still think that HY2K is the greatest thing around??

The Informer - Yes... Nomad setting up DMX, It�s Journey�s End Time!!! WAIT!! What�s this?!?! It�s Zed!!! WHAT?!?! He�s got a Hostile Youth shirt on! And his Cattle Prod!!! *ZAP* He just got DMX with the cattle prod from behind, now him and Nomad are looking at each other straight in the eyes.... *ZAP* down goes NoMaD!!! This is getting interesting!! Thorn in the ring and fists are flying!!! Him and DMX are going at it!!! Zed�s pounding on NoMaD!!!

Tom Stone - He wouldn�t be if he hadn�t used his f�n cattle prod!

The Informer - Shut up!! This is great, a huge brawl between all of the men. This is going to be what the Suicide in the Sky match is going to turn out like!! I CAN�T WAIT!!!

[No Contest in 27 minutes and 48 seconds.]

Johnny Bones - Ladies and Gentlemen, this match has been ruled a No Contest!!

Adam Kress - Woah

Tom Stone - That talk I had with him MUST have helped!!

The Informer - YOU HAD A TALK WITH HIM!?!?!?!

Brian Kress - Chill out man, he had a talk with us too, during the commercial!!

Tom Stone - AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHH!!!

The Informer - We'll see who goes where, and remember.... I hold the key to the most talked about thing in the EWA.... The Spoiler!!!

Tom Stone - Spoiler Shmoiler, you suck man.

The Informer - Oh please... Thats why I get more hits on my section of the EWA Page then the page total itself.... Nomad has Zed on the second rope facing him, and Nomad is standing on the top rope... It looks like he's going to try a Tornado DDT from the top!!! Nomad jumps... NO!! Zed reverses.... UNFORGIVEN OFF THE TOP!!!!!! NOMAD IS TWITCHING AND IS CONVULSING!!!!!! Zed goes for the cover... 1....... 2........ 3!!!!!!!!!

[Zed won the match in 41 minutes and 55 seconds.]

Johnny Bones - Here is your winner, and STILL EWA International Champion, Zed!!