Tom Stone - That was sweet!! Too bad this guy has less talent then BlackOut.

The Informer - You've got alot of people's backup on that one. Crazy Wild Man goes to the top again, Lynn is up... Clothesline off the top!! He goes for the cover, 1.... 2.... Kickout!! That was a close one! Crazy Wild Man picks up Jerry Lynn, He holds him up high in the air..... Egg Plant Surprise!!!!!

Tom Stone - Who??

The Informer - Mike Hunter counts, 1..... 2..... 3!!! Crazy Wild Man has picked up another win..... over another jobber!!

[Crazy Wild Man won the match in 7 minutes and 39 seconds.]

Johnny Bones - Here is your winner, Crazy Wild Man!!

Tom Stone - And im staying awake, somehow... From listening to you, to watching this B.S., I start feeling woozey!! BUT, if I go to sleep, all havoc breaks loose... Up until Mr. Stone takes charge. So, im not going to risk it and im going to stay awake!

The Informer - *Claps* You're a FUCKING retard.

Tom Stone - Well thank you.... *Mumbling* there goes 1 month's salary!!!

The Informer - I heard that, and you wouldn't have the balls to. Mr. X runs to the ropes, he bounces back, Spinning Heel Kick by BlackOut!! BlackOut applies a headlock. Mike Hunter check's Mr. X's arm, He lifts it... 1!! He slaps Mr. X in the face, and lifts his arm again.... 2!!! He lifts his arm for the third time... No!! Mr. X is up!! Elbows to the breadbasket by Mr. X!! He throws BlackOut to the ropes, BlackOut with a clothesline!! BlackOut lifts Mr. X to his feet, he lifts him up..... !!! Mike Hunter counts, 1... 2... 3!!!

[BlackOut won the match in 12 minutes and 28 seconds.]

Johnny Bones - Here is your winner, BlackOut!!

Tom Stone - *Makes a paper airplane with a piece of paper he finds, and whips it at The Informer*

The Informer - SON OF A BITCH!!! RIGHT IN THE EYE!!!

Tom Stone - HAHHAH!!! YES!!! TARGET HIT!!!!

The Informer - You're still a child.

Tom Stone - A CHILD THAT PAYS YOU!!

The Informer - Very funny. Blade goes for the cover, Mike Hunter counts... 1... 2... Johnny The Homicidal Maniac JUST gets out. Blade pulls JTHM to his feet... OH!! LOW BLOW!! Johnny The Homicidal Maniac sets him up.... OVER THE STARS!!! NO!!! Blade revereses it... He lifts him in the air, Yes!! Sinsational Sinister Snapper!!! Its over, Mike Hunter counts... 1.... 2.... 3!!!!

[Blade won the match in 17 minutes and 50 seconds.]

Johnny Bones - Here is your winner, Blade!!

Tom Stone - Divine is getting what he deserves... an ass kicking.

The Informer - Too bad he isn't getting it from you.

Tom Stone - If I was in there, AGAIN, he'd be in the hospital.

The Informer - I'd like to see that happen. Crazy Wild Man goes to the top rope above Divine, Divine gets up and stumbles forward. Crazy Wild Man jumps... Drop Kick to the back of Divine's head!! Crazy Wild Man goes for the cover... Mike Hunter counts, 1... 2.... No! Divine gets out! Crazy Wild Man looks surprised!! He lifts Divine to his feet, Divine stands in the middle of the ring dazed as Crazy Wild Man bounces off the ropes... Clothesline!! No!! Divine ducks, he kicks Crazy Wild Man in the gut.... Divine Intervention!!!! Thats it!! Mike Hunter counts, 1.... 2..... 3!!!!

[Divine won the match in 24 minutes and 51 seconds.]

Johnny Bones - Here is your winner, The EWA North American Champion, Divine!!

Tom Stone - I think that the only Tag Team that these 2 YOUNG punks can beat are The Headhunters!! So, they should be happy that im doing them a favour!! But NO, Instead, I get bitched at for putting a VETRAN team like The Headhunters in the tournament!

The Informer - They're not what you call a suitable team... Each team should have more then a 5% Win/Loss Percentage!!

Tom Stone - If that's the case, then why are Cydonia Strikeforce, The HardCore Revolution & The X-Treme Team in this tournament you whore?? You're always trying to blame me for something, ALWAYS!!

The Informer - Yeah yeah, whatever you say. The Wildman handcuffed that big piece of rubber Headhunter 2 to the security guard railing... So its a 2 on 1... The Wildman throws Headhunter 1 to the ropes, The Wildman ducks, Headhunter 1 jumps over him... DeRaNgEd connects with a spinning heel kick!! DeRaNgEd picks up Headhunter 1, he kicks him in the gut..... DOUBLE DDT!! DeRaNgEd and The Wildman grab 1 leg each and snap them apart!! Headhunter 1 had to have felt that one!! The Wildman and DeRaNgEd got to the opposite corners... The both climb up top. They jump... Double Headbut!! DeRaNgEd rolls to the outside, he's beating on the handcuffed Headhunter 2!! The Wildman lifts Headhunter 1, ATOMIC DEATH DROP!!! Wait a minute, The Wildman is going to the outside!! He taps DeRaNgEd on the shoulder and signals for him to get in the ring... The Wildman starts beating on Headhunter 2!! DeRaNgEd picks up the remains of Headhunter 1..... THE END!!! This match is over!! Mike Hunter counts, 1.... 2.... 3!!!! The HardCore Revolution have advanced!!

[The HardCore Revolution won the match in 11 minutes and 49 seconds.]

Johnny Bones - Here are your winners, The HardCore Revolution!!

Tom Stone - Yeah, IT WAS THE BRINK!!! OOOOOOLLLLLLDDDDD SSSSSSKKKKKKOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL..... 4 LIFE!!!!!

The Informer - Well good for him. I didn't said he was stupid, or sucked!! Zed and Thorn are fighting it out in the aisle way. Zed throws Thorn into the steel guard rail!! Thorn is hanging onto the guardrail, Zed grabs a ladder from under the ring... WHAM!! He throws it at Thorn!!! Thorn was squashed!! This match is turning out to be a great one!! Zed throws Thorn into the ring. Thorn is laying parallel to the ropes. Zed jumps over the ropes, and nails a leg drop!!! Nice move! he goes for the cover, 1.... 2.... Thorn kicks out!! Zed rolls to the outside apron, he gets up and starts climbing the ropes. Thorn gets up... He shakes the ropes and Zed falls where the sun don't shine!! Thonr goes to the top... He sets up Zed..... UNFORGIVEN FROM THE TOP!!!! Thorn goes for the cover... Mike Hunter counts, 1.... 2..... Wait a minute, DMX just pulled Thorn off of Zed!! Thorn gets up, WHACK!!! DMX NAILS HIM WITH A CHAIR!!! He picks up Thorn and puts him on the top rope. DMX goes up to the second rope.... POWERBOMB OFF THE TOP!!! Thorn is out cold!!

Tom Stone - YES!!! GET ZED GET ZED!!!

The Informer - DMX walks over to Zed's body, and picks him up. WHAM!!! 187!!!!! DMX just planted Zed into the mat!!! Mike Hunter checks both men... Both are out. The fans start cheering wildly as Mike Hunter counts. .... 4.... 5...... 6..... (Zed is up on 1 knee) 7..... (Thorn is standing on the top rope) 8.... Zed runs over to the corner, Thorn jumps, Zed catches him in mid air and drops him on the ropes!!! OUCH!!! Thorn has 1 leg on each side of the ropes!! Zed climbs to the top..... LOOK OUT!! CROWN OF THORNS!!!! ZED GOT IT!!! Mike Hunter counts, 1.... 2..... 3!!!!!

[Zed won the match in 29 minutes and 51 seconds.]

Johnny Bones - Here is your winner, Zed!!

Tom Stone - Good, 1 less salary to pay!!

The Informer - You're COLD... You make me sick. DeRaNgEd is out on the mat, he is now Purple. Mike Hunter lifts his arm in the air... And it drops. Thats 1. DeRaNgEd's body is starting to rot away. He has to be out. Mike Hunter lifts his arm for the second time, and it falls. 2! Mike Hunter raises his arm in the air... Wait a minute, Nomad released the hold! He really is trying to kill DeRaNgEd! Nomad bounces off the ropes, Elbow to the temple! Nomad gets up, and bounces off the ropes again, knee to the head of DeRaNgEd!! Nomad goes to the top rope... Moonsault!!! He NAILS it!! Go for the cover you freak!

Tom Stone - Did you just call him a freak?? Uh oh, Nomad MIGHT know about that someday.

The Informer - Go ahead, im not a wuss like you. Nomad locks on a Camel Clutch!! He pulls back on DeRaNgEd!!! DeRaNgEd isn't reacting to it... He's out!! Wait a minute... Who's that creeping down the aisle way??? ITS DMX!!! DMX has a barbed-wire baseball bat... He climbs to the top rope beind Nomad. He jumps, WHAM!! HE NAILS NOMAD IN THE HEAD WITH THE BAT!!! The bat instantly explodes and blood pours down from Nomad's forehead!!! DMX takes off through the crowd as Nomad drops to the mat. Mike Hunter stats the count... 1..... 2..... [He gets to 9]..... Nomad is using the ropes to help him get to his feet... Nomad beats the 10 count, but DeRaNgEd doesn't!! Mike Hunter is calling for the bell!!!

Tom Stone - WHAT?!?!? That's bullshit!!

The Informer - Shut up... Good call Hunter.

[Nomad won the match in 39 minutes and 52 seconds.]

Johnny Bones - Here is your winner, Nomad!!

??????? - Now I guess you EWA wrestlers and fans have been hearing this little announcment about the greatest EWA wrestler in history returning tonight on Heat. And I can't help but think that everyone in this building is waiting and sitting on the edge of their seats guessing in their minds wondering who the hell is this great superstar. Well boys and girls the wait is over!

??????? - I, Sean "The Eliminator" Pihulak is the single most greatest wrestler to ever compete in the EWA! That's right. Now alot of you "new guys", you know rookies, may not know who I am, but I'm sure guys like Serial Thrylla know who the hell I am. Now I was the EWA's greatest talent back when it first opened. But for some reason, for some strange reason, I just couldn't get the reckognition I so rightfully deserved! No title shots, no main event status. Why? Why? Why? Why? Becasue of Tom Stone, that's why! Stone you know it, I know it, and anybody who watched The Eliminator in action knows it just as well my friend. Tommy boy, you held me back! You and the rest of those little kiniving, ass kissing front office mebers of yours to! You held me back Stoner boy becasue you didn't like me. Yeah you had a personal grudge against me didn't you. You knew that I was to big for you and for this damn company Stone! So what did you do, you held me back, you held me back so long untill I actually got frustrated with it and left! Yeah I left for a real long period of time! But now Tommy boy, I'm back and there is one thing I intend to do this time back around. And that is to make your life a complete and living hell, and nightmare! Stone I'm gonna make you live the utter hell that I had to go through with your corporate games! This time Stone, your ass is mine bitch!

Tom Stone - You see, he's BORED like me... And is sleeping!

The Informer - Ever think he has a concussion??? The Wildman goes to the outside, and rolls BlackOut into the ring. He pulls up BlackOut and starts climbing up to the top rope... BlackOut is up, but dazes! The Wildman jumps... OH! Hurraconranna! BlackOut goes FLYING all the way across the ring!!! The Wildman lands on the mat with a loud SMACK! The Wildman pulls up BlackOut and connects with a massive right hand. BlackOut goes down hard! The Wildman gets up and proceeds to Leg Drop BlackOut OVER and OVER again!! He gives up after the 8th Leg Drop. Instead, The Wildman busies himself by stomping away on the defenseless BlackOut. The Wildman pulls BlackOut to his feet, he flips BlackOut the bird, kicks him in the gut... ATOMIC DEATH DROP!!!!! He's not done! He pulls BlackOut up to his feet again..... What's he doing?? A SECOND ATOMIC DEATH DROP!!!! BlackOut HAS TO be out! The Wildman goes for the pin... Mike Hunter counts, 1... 2... NOOOOOO!!! I CAN'T BELEIVE IT!!! BLACKOUT KICKED OUT...... Wait a minte, what was I thinking?? The Wildman got off of BlackOut.

Tom Stone - Hahahahahahahh!!!

The Informer - The Wildman signals to the crowd... He could be going for another Atomic Death Drop.... No, The Wildman is going to the top rope!!! Look out!! THERE'S DMX!!! DMX knocks The Wildman off the ropes and onto his nuts!!! DMX gets on top, he stands The Wildman up..... What the hell??? DFA!!! DMX just gave The Wildman Death From Above!! What the hell was that??

[DMX tears off his Old Skool shirt and yells....]

DMX - Thrylla, Show me what you are made out of!!!!

The Informer - What the fuck?? Thrylla isn't Old Skool!! And didn't DMX attack Chandler to go NEW SCHOOL??? This guy CONFUSES me!! BlackOut rolls on top of The Wildman.... Oh my!! We may have a New Champion!! Mike Hunter counts, 1......... 2......... NO!!! The Wildman kicked out!!! BlackOut is up on his feet... He runs to the ropes, he jumps over The Wildman, The Wildman gets up, ducks a clothesline attempt, BlackOut bounces off the ropes..... ATOMIC DEATH DROP!!! The Wildman goes for the quick cover, Mike Hunter is in position...... 1....... 2...... 3!!!!

[The Wildman won the match in 44 minutes and 48 seconds.]

Johnny Bones - Here is your winner, and STILL EWA International Champion, The Wildman!!