EWA Tuesday Night Heat Results For May 18th, 1999, Hosted By Tom Stone & The EWA Informer.
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Chandler Interview.
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["Bulls On Parade" by Rage Against The Machine starts up over the PA and as soon as Zach De La Rocha does the infamous Chandler warcall, "COME WIT' IT NOW," huge, and i'm talkin elephant nut size huge, blacklight pyro bombs go off in four different spots in the arena. The curtains leading to the back open up, and dressed in typical Chandler wrestling attire (green tie-dyed singlet, one black elbowpad, wrists taped all the way up the forearm, and kneehigh black boots) the former, and still rightful, heavyweight champion of the world Chandler comes out and slowly makes his way to the ring, rolls under the bottom rope, and grabs a mic from Johnny Bones. DAS former CHAMP is gonna open the show in style.]
Chandler - TBL you peice of shit. In Shreveport at the ppv I made TNT hit the Big Time and I had the damn match won. Oh, wait, lets back the fu... excuse me, lets go back a second. To open the show we had TBL bumrush my lockerroom, take my ass out, and leave like the son of a bitch he is. Now, like any dude would do I told everyone I was fine and went on with the match, but I really wasn't. Then we have BLT strike again and take out Tom Stone with an illegal foreign object to make himself the special guest referee for that match. So now lets get to the match. So there I am, with TNT on his big fat ass in the middle of the ring, covered, 1, 2, 3. It should be over, but right then and there, Mr. L has to try once again to make a name for himself and quit living off what he did in other companys and stomped my ass pretty damn good. Well here's my question. How the hell is that not a DQ? I mean, we've seen this kind of ending happen a million times, but NEVER has some silly shinadigans like this caused a dude to lose his title. Why start now? Why start with me? I tell ya why, TBL has some connections in the front office. I don't know where or who they are, but he does. But I do know this for sure, by the end of the night I will have my title back and I will be the first ever 2 TIME EWA heavyweight champion. Not even the allmighty Serial Thrylla could do that. T-N-T, i have no clue how you come off saying you're the champ. Too many trips on the 420 for you man. Why don't you just follow you're little friends Blitz and Duece outta here and head over to jobber country cuz obviously you are no longer needed in the EWA. In this fed we either know how to kick ass or be one funny son of a bitch, and you're neither. The EWA no longer needs you T-N-T, get the hell out. And gimmie my damn title back, or this time I don't let up on your ass like I did in Shreveport. TBL, your dead. Now lets start the damn show.
[Chandler throws the mic to a lucky Apocaholic (theres some old school right there) as "Bulls On Parade" comes back on and he leaves through the fans, just like back in the old days.]
The Xtreme Icon - Nice combination.
The Informer - The Iceman is whipped into the ropes, Sage follows him in... He rolls him up, 1... 2... 3!!!
["The Main Event" Dash Sage won the match in 9 minutes and 58 seconds.]
Johnny Bones - Here is your winner, "The Main Event" Dash Sage!!
The Xtreme Icon - Ummm, is this what I have to go up against??
The Informer - Nnnnnnnno.... Mr. X sets him up........ X Bottom!!! Mike Hunter counts... 1.... 2.... 3!!!
[Mr. X won the match in 11 minutes and 4 seconds.]
Johnny Bones - Here is your winner, Mr. X!!
The Xtreme Icon - Woah, they're playing basketball here!!
The Informer - ....... The Attitude Adjustment!!!! PEX is tapping out!!! This match is over!!
[Mike "Bad Boy" Barnes won the match in 16 minutes and 51 seconds.]
Johnny Bones - Here is your winner, Mike "Bad Boy" Barnes!!
The Xtreme Icon - WOAH!!!
The Informer - NO!! Pollux Troy flips him over backwards.... Bad Ass lands on his head!! Pollux turns around.... WHAM!!! TKO!!! Mike Hunter counts... 1.... 2..... 3!!!!
[Pollux Troy won the match in 21 minutes and 44 seconds.]
Johnny Bones - Here is your winner, Pollux Troy!!
The Xtreme Icon - I could take them both in 1 match....
The Informer - I'd like to see that.... Cinegy throws Castor to the ropes, Castor ducks a clothesline, off the ropes, Cingery leap frogs over Castor, Castor hits the ropes.... WHAM!!! 360 Heel Kick!!!! Mike Hunter counts... 1.... 2.... 3!!!!
[Castor Troy won the match in 26 minutes and 19 seconds.]
Johnny Bones - Here is your winner, Castor Troy!!
The Xtreme Icon - TIMBER!!!
The Informer - The Rock throws Thorn to the ropes, Thorn bounces back off the ropes, The Rock ducks a clothesline... ROCK BOTTOM!!! The Rock removes his elbow pad, He runs to the ropes, off the other side, THE PEOPLES ELBOW!!! Mike Hunter counts, 1... 2.... 3!!!
[The Rock won the match in 26 minutes and 30 seconds.]
Johnny Bones - Here is your winner, The Rock!!
Serial Thrylla - I have one very short and quick announcement to make [pulls out Oakley Yellow lensed Sunglasses] This Friday on Fever... The World Heavyweight title will be decided in an epic bout. The Bottom Line will face Faarooq in a 2 out of 3 falls World Title match to determine the EWA undisputed heavyweight champion!!! Thank you and Goodnight!!!!
["Poison" by Prodigy comes over the PA system as Serial Thrylla leaves very quickly. He appears to not be favoring his knee....?]
The Xtreme Icon - Now that was HARDCORE.
The Informer - HOLY SHIT!! HURRACONRANNA OFF THE TOP OF THE LADDER!!! The Warrior starts climbing the ladder again.... He's got the belt!! This match is over!!!
[The Ultimate Warrior won the match in 36 minutes and 2 seconds.]
Johnny Bones - Here is your winner, and STILL EWA North American Champion, The Ultimate Warrior!!
The Xtreme Icon - This is what I like.
The Informer - Both men are on the top rope.... Wardog grabs Wildman.... BULLDOG THREW A TABLE!!! OUCH!!! Wardog goes for the cover, 1... 2.... Kickout!! WOW!!! Wardog sets up Wildman on the ladder about half way up... Wardog sets him up.... REVERSED!! TORNADO DDT OFF THE LADDER THREW A TABLE!! THAT MIGHT DO IT!!! Mike Hunter is in position, 1... 2.... 3!!!!
[The Wildman won the match in 41 minutes and 57 seconds.]
Johnny Bones - Here is your winner, and STILL EWA Extreme Champion, The Wildman!!
