The Informer - .....Bad Dream!! Max The Million has just took out Faarooq with "Bad Dream"!! Mike Hunter counts... 1... 2... 3!!!

[Max The Million won the match in 8 minutes and 10 seconds.]

Johnny Bones - Here is your winner, Max The Million!!

Tom Stone - I think the fans are tired of seeing this guy beat a jobber with his signature move every show...

The Informer - Castor Troy is whipped to the ropes... Bradshaw swings for the Clothesline From Hell... Castor ducks, he bounces off the ropes.... 360 Heel Kick!!! Mike Hunter counts... 1.... 2...... 3!!!!

[Castor Troy won the match in 19 minutes and 35 seconds.]

Johnny Bones - Here is your winner, Castor Troy!!

The Informer - The Rock gets up... Max The Million swings for a clothesline, The Rock reverses it....... THE ROCK BOTTOM!!! Mike Hunter counts the 1... 2.... 3!!!

[The Rock won the match in 22 minutes and 21 seconds.]

Johnny Bones - Here is your winner, The Rock!!

The Informer - That's great!!

[3 minutes later]

Tom Stone - WHAT THE HELL???! WHY IS THE ICEMAN COMING OUT HERE?!

The Informer - Cause he's fighting TBL now!!

[No Contest in 37 minutes and 8 seconds.]

Johnny Bones - Ladies and Gentlemen this match has been ruled a No Contest!!

The Informer - TBL spreads the legs of The Iceman... OH!!! LOW BLOW!! Mike Hunter is going nuts!!! He's gonna snap!! TBL lifts The Iceman to his feet... He points at the ref.... THE LEGEND LOCK!!! The Iceman is tapping out!!!

[TBL won the match in 10 minutes and 57 seconds.]

Johnny Bones - Here is your winner, TBL!!

The Informer - He's in the ring... He sets up a chair and lifts The Wildman to his feet... Flame Kick!!! He lifts Wardog to his feet.... Flame Kick!!! Vulcan is leaving the ring... What an idiot!! Thorn gets up, he leans The Wildman against the ropes... Hurraconranna onto the outside!!!! Wildman must have a concussion!!! Wardog is up... Here comes Pollux Troy threw the crowd...

Tom Stone - He's got some kind of bag in his hand.... Wardog is whipped to the ropes by Thorn... Pollux Troy grabed his leg!! What the hell?? Aren't they both in Dangerous Alliance???

The Informer - Yeah thats why Pollux is appologizing!!!

[ZZZZZZZAAAAPPPP!!!!!]

Tom Stone - POLLUX JUST TOOK A CATTLE PROD OUT FROM THAT BAG AND ZAPPED WARDOG WITH IT!!! He's got a mic!!!

Pollux Troy - Okay Wardog, I just don't get it, still. I thought that you believe that a team works well, but I guess I was wrong about you. Castor and I, after you told us of quiting have decided the same, Warrior, if you can hear me, DA is now yours!

The Informer - WHAT?!?!

Tom Stone - Wardog is down... Thorn is just stunned!!! The Wildman sneaks up from behind Thorn... He rolls him up!!!! 1.... 2..... 3!!!!!!!!

The Informer - WE HAVE A NEW EXTREME CHAMPION!!!!

[The Wildman won the match in 33 minutes and 57 seconds.]

Johnny Bones - Here is your winner, and NEW EWA Extreme Champion, The Wildman!!

The Informer - HA HA HA!!! The Brink sets up Vulcan in the corner..... Vulcan has taken............. THE PLUNGE!!! Mike Hunter counts... 1.... 2.... 3!!!

[The Brink won the match in 2 minutes and 27 seconds.]

Johnny Bones - Here is your winner, and STILL EWA International Champion, The Brink!!

The Informer - Take a look at the reply... Looks like Chandler got his knee's SLIGHTLY up... Who's tha-- Its Pollux Troy!! What the hell is he here for??? He's got a thin round tube in his hand.... He walks over to Johnny Rage... Pollux pulls a CATTLE PROD out of the tube... ZAP!!!!

Tom Stone - What the hell did he do that for!!! He throws Rage into the ring... Pollux is leaving... Chandler gets up... He grabs Rage, BIG TIMER!!!! Mike Hunter counts... 1..... 2....... 3!!!!

[Chandler won the match in 49 minutes and 52 seconds.]

Johnny Bones - Here is your winner, and STILL EWA Heavyweight Champion, Chandler!!