The Informer - .....Bad Dream!! Max The Million has just took out Steve Blackman with "Bad Dream"!! Mike Hunter counts... 1...... 2..... 3!!!

[Max The Million won the match in 8 minutes and 10 seconds.]

Johnny Bones - Here is your winner, Max The Million!!

The Informer - Cinergy gets up, Chair to the head!! Mike Hunter is calling for the bell!!!

[Cinergy won the match in 23 minutes and 18 seconds.]

Johnny Bones - Here is your winner, Cinergy!!

The Informer - SMASH!!! OH MY GOD!!! MEANSTREAK JUST GOT NAILED WITH A 4X4 Pick Up Truck!!! The Warrior is pulling Mike Hunter with him... Where the hell are they going??

Tom Stone - They're outside the arena!! The Warrior covers the corpse.... 1... 2..... 3!!!

[The Ultimate Warrior won the match in 0 minutes and 19 seconds.]

Johnny Bones - Here is your winner, The Ultimate Warrior!!

The Informer - Wildman climbs the cage... He's standing on top of it! Why isn't he getting out?? He's pulling a Jimmy Snuka!!! Superfly of the cage!! He nails it!!! Wildman is going for the door... It's open, he's out!!

[The Wildman won the match in 29 minutes and 30 seconds.]

Johnny Bones - Here is your winner, The Wildman!!

Thorn - Alright Pollux, get out here and claim your prize.

[The lights go black and then quickly go into a silver and blue strobe. "Bawitdaba" by Kid Rock plays over the loudspeakers as the DA symbol flashes over the crowd. Out walk Pollux Troy and Castor Troy both wearing there wrestling attire. Except for the fact that Castor has Thorn's Cruiserweight Championship belt slung over his shoulder. They both stroll into the ring, and each one of then grabs a mic.]

Pollux Troy - Alright, you know what I want. Now give me the present.

Thorn - No, no, no, not that fast sonny. I want to talk to you two first. Now, I remember a while back, when you disowned Castor here. And you said that he was adopted or some crap. Now how is it that he says that you two are twins and that it is his Birthday too? I just don't get it. So, I don't think that you deserve anything Castor, because one, your a liar, and two you got my belt over your shoulder.

Pollux Troy - Let me--

Thorn - Not that fast, I ain't done yet. Now, as you can tell, I still have the mark on my head from my belt. And I sure as hell ain't going to forget that, and earlier, you want to come on me like or feud should end? If anything it has just begun and it is worse now that it ever was. Worse then with D~X worse then with your buddy Test and worse then anything else you can think of. But here in this package, is a little savior if I must call it that. Now, take it, and get a good look inside.

[Thorn hands Pollux the package and he begins to rip apart the wrapping paper. He opens the box, and gets a confused look on his face. He looks at Thorn and starts to piece things together.]

Pollux Troy - What is this for?!

[Out of the package, he pulls soap on a rope.]

Thorn - You're going to need that for where you two are going if you don't give me back my belt. Like NOW!!

[The Troy brothers start to head out of the ring but before they can get to the ropes, they notice security guards have surrounded the ring.]

Thorn - (With smile on face) Nope, not this time, you too. Now, either you give me my belt, or you go meet up with my good friend Scott Sanders and you two become the fresh meat.

[Castor heads over to Thorn like he is going to hand him the belt, but instead, he knocks him in the same spot as last Friday. Now, both of them are stomping on him, Pollux picks him up, and soon Thorn is back on the ground courtesy of the TKO. Castor heads up to the top rope and flying elbow drops Thorn. The security guards run into the ring and out number the Troy Brothers. Soon, both men are hand cuffed, and are taken out of the ring, and are headed towards the back. Justin Jabroni is in the ring tending to Thorn who is unconscience. The camera catches up to The Troy Twins, they are trying to break loose of the cuffs, but nothing is working. Wardog is seen trying to get answers on what just happened, and Tom Stone is also wondering what is going on. One man tells them both that they are getting arrested for stealing Thorn's personal property and will only be in jail for a couple days unless convicted. The cops have now taken over securities place and put the Twins into a cop car. From behind Thorn comes up with the soap on a rope and tells them not to forget it and throws it into the cop car. The cop car pulls away with the Troy Twins in the back screaming and yelling at Thorn at the top of there lungs. Thorn just stands there with a smile on his face, Justin Jabroni comes up from behind him, and hands him his Cruiserweight Championship belt. The camera closes in on Thorn.]

Thorn - Remember Pollux, you are the one that got yourself into this. Now, do you think that or feud is over? HAHAHAHAHAHA

[The screen fades to black as the beaten up Thorn stands there and laughs.]

The Informer - X-Treme see's Thorn... He jumps, leg drop on Wardog!! X-Treme gets up, Thorn is on the apron... the two men are arguing over something.... Wardog is up... He rolls him up, 1... 2.... Kickout!! X-Treme hops to his feet, he misses a clothesline attempt... WHAM!! THORN NAILED HIM WITH THE TITLE!!! Wardog goes for the cover... Mike Hunter counts... 1.... 2... 3!!!!

[Wardog won the match in 33 minutes and 38 seconds.]

Johnny Bones - Here is your winner, Wardog!!

Tom Stone - Thorn is in the ring... He's shaking hands with Wardog!!!

The Informer - Iceman is still up... wobbling!! Thorn with a rake to the back... Down goes Iceman! 1... 2... 3!!!

[Thorn won the match in 38 minutes and 17 seconds.]

Johnny Bones - Here is your winner, Thorn!!

The Informer - He's setting him up... Big Bodyslam

Tom Stone - Here it comes... THE CALIBRATOR

The Informer - he goes for the cover... 1...

Tom Stone - Big kick out by The Brink.. He's hulking up, like Hogan of past days... this is hilarious!

The Informer - The Brink rakes the eyes of Davis.. whips him to the ropes.. BIG BOOT

Tom Stone - Uh oh, here it comes, The Big Leg Drop!!

The Informer - 1... 2... The Brink is picking him up... what for...

Tom Stone - Ever seen those Ice Tea commercials... that's right, he's gonna take The Nestea PLUUUUUUUUUUUNGEEE

The Informer - He nails it... But he's not going for the cover. Instead he's putting Davis on top.

Tom Stone - He's going for the DFA... No.. He's signaling for... what the!?

The Informer - This is a slap in the face to Nomad, He's going for the Journey's End!!! WHAM!!

Tom Stone - Mike Hunter counts... 1... 2... 3!!! Brink's got him!!

[The Brink won the match in 41 minutes and 26 seconds.]

Johnny Bones - Here is your winner, and STILL EWA International Champion, The Brink!!

[Footage is shown of Chandler getting nailed with a flying headscissors onto a table on the outside, and of Chandler once again revolutionizing wrestling with a modified T-bone Driver into a backdrop bomb onto Nomad early in the match. Finally, Chandler and Nomad are both seen falling off of the top rope onto a set of two stacked tables Nomad had set up earlier.]

Tom Stone - Damn I hate that little bitch, but Chandler is putting on one hell of a show here. Hell, both men are putting on great shows! This is what a world title match should be!!!

The Informer - AMEN MR. STONE!!! Nomad back to his feet now after that vicious tigerdriver from Chandler. Chandler whips him into the ropes, go under, Nomad back from the far side, leapfrog from Chandler. Nomad bounces off, Chandler goes down for maybe a backdrop. No, Nomad catches him... look out, DDT from Nomad. Damn that was stiff.

Tom Stone - This is amazing. But that DDT may come back to haunt Nomad later... you just don�t give a guy his own finisher.

The Informer - Nomad looking at the crowd for a moment, what the hell was that about? He looks pissed. He picks up Chandler. Going for a vertic... no, scratch that, a fisherman�s suplex. He�s got him up, NO, go behind by Chandler. Chandler�s got Nomad around the waist. German suplex by Chandler, he bridges... 1, 2, NO, that was the closest nearfall thus far in the match.

Tom Stone - Yeah and Chandler almost broke Nomad�s neck! Chandler can�t believe he got out of that! He picks him back up, over the top sid suplex! Yet another version of the basic suplex from Chandler... 1, 2, thr... NO, Nomad kicks out again!!! I cannot believe that, I mean, damn, he landed right on the back of his head!

The Informer - I�ve just gotten word from the timekeeper that we have reached the 30-minute mark in this matchup.

Tom Stone - And I�ve loved every minute of it.

The Informer - Good point Tom. Chandler picks Nomad�s back up, no, thumb to the eye by Nomad. Gut wrench suplex by Nomad... NO, reversed, Chandler spins him, oh hell, what is this? Double-underhook piledriver from Chandler. No pin attempt this time. He sets Nomad on the top rope, holy hell, what is this?

Tom Stone - I�ll tell ya what it is, he�s going for a Journey�s End on Nomad! He�s up and... NO, reversal into a northern lights bomb from Nomad... now HE picks him up, why doesn�t he go for the pin? Oh now I see, he�s gonna plant him with a powerbomb.

The Informer - That�s no ordinary powerbomb, that�s the fucking APOCABOMB!!!

Tom Stone - NO IT ISN�T!!!! Chandler flips out, kick to the gut, BIG TIMER. NOMAD JUST MADE IT TO THE BIG TIME. IT�S OVER, IT�S OVER, IT�S OVER!!!!

The Informer - Hey Tom, we�ve been paying so much attention to the match, we haven�t even looked at the entranceway.

Tom Stone - Well I be damned, it�s the entire EWA roster! So THAT�S what that big fraucus in the stands was about.

The Informer - Serial Thrylla, The Regulators, The Brink, and some other talent on one side, with TBL, The Pegasus Warrior, TNT, and what the hell is that? Is that RX? YEAH, yeah it is! RX in street clothes are over on the other side. Damn, that�s a shocker.

Tom Stone - Enough of that shit. Chandler is on top of Nomad. Could this be it? Could we have a new champ? 1......... 2............ ..3!!!!! IT�S OVER!!!

The Informer - CHANDLER WINS!!! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN WE HAVE A NEW CHAMPION!!! I CAN�T BELIEVE IT!! HE FINALLY DID IT, CHANDLER FINALLY DID IT!!!

Tom Stone - Look at the entranceway. They�re all on their feet, and, ha! here comes the crew!!! THEY�RE HITTING THE RING!!!

The Informer - Well, not everyone. TBL and the Pegasus Warrior are going back to the back.

Tom Stone - AH FUCK THEM!! THIS IS THE EWA AT ITS BEST. YEAH!!! DAMN I HATE THAT SON OF A BITCH BUT I BE DAMNED IF I DON�T RESPECT HIM!!! WAY TO GO MAN, YOU EARNED IT!!!

[With those words Tom Stone gets up and gives the "I�m not worthy" sign to Chandler. Nomad rolls out of the ring as the entire EWA roster, minus two idiots, are in the ring celebrating with the man who has just made history... finally. Thrylla has recheived the heavyweight title from Jonny Bones� desk. He picks up Chandler, and hands the belt over to him. Chandler looks out of the ring and gives Nomad a little bow and grabs the title. Thrylla and Chandler embrace, and Johnny Rage and Rick Ramos pick Chandler up on their shoulders as he holds up the title proudly. The EWA credits roll and the camera fades to black. Left on the screen are the words "PROPHECY-Mission Accomplished" in bright gold letters.]

[Chandler won the match in 72 minutes and 8 seconds.]

Johnny Bones - Here is your winner, and NEW EWA Heavyweight Champion, Chandler!!