Wardog - Dank picks up Blackman... He scoops him up, Shoulder Breaker!! Dank lets Blackman get up... He positions himself behind him.....

The Informer - Mercyless Fate!!!!! Dank has it locked on!! Blackman is out... Mike Hunter is calling for the bell!!

[Dank won the match in 8 minutes and 53 seconds.]

Johnny Bones - Here is your winner, Dank!!

Wardog - Yeah!! Faarooq kicks Sanders in the gut..... WOAH!!! Faarooq lifted him over his waist!!!

The Informer - Scott Sanders reverses it.... Inside Cradle!! Sanders goes for the cover.... 1.... 2..... THREE!!!!

[Scott Sanders won the match in 9 minutes and 42 seconds.]

Johnny Bones - Here is your winner, "The Losing Legend" Scott Sanders!!

Wardog - Did he take that off DMX???

The Informer - Nope. Thats a Pin Point DDT!!! Reno lifts Lynn to his feet... He puts him on the top rope..... Bloody Massacre!!!!!!!!!! Mike Hunter counts the pin... 1.... 2..... 3!!!!!

[Reno won the match in 12 minutes and 6 seconds.]

Johnny Bones - Here is your winner, Reno!!

Wardog - The Ultimate Warrior is choking out Thorn!! The ref raises his Thorn's arm... It goes down. He counts, 1. He rasies the arm for the second time... it goes down again... 2!! Mike Hunter raises his arm again, its DOWN!! No!! Thorn is up!! Elbows to the chest!! Thorn throws him to the ropes... Swinging Neckbreaker!!! Thorn climbs the ropes... Ohh!! Leg Drop off the top!!

The Informer - That was The Crown of Thorns you moron!!! Wait a minute!! Here comes.... RONALD MCDONALD?!??! He's in the ring.... KICK TO THE JAW!!! He just took out Thorn!! The ref is calling for the bell!!

[Thorn won the match in 23 minutes and 6 seconds.]

Johnny Bones - Here is your winner by Disqualification, Thorn!!

[Blackout.]

Wardog - What the hell?!

[After about 3 minutes, the lights come back on. Both Rob Van Dam and X-Treme are laid out inside the ring. Suddenly, the lights go out again. But this time, a spotlight shines down onto one turnbuckle revealing Duece sitting on the turnbuckle. Then, another spotlight shines down onto another turnbuckle, revealing Damian. A third spotlight shines onto another turnbuckle revealing the Brink. Finally, a fourth spotlight shine onto the remaining turnbuckle, revealing Dank. Then, all of a sudden, blue lights start to fill the arena as everyone can now see that TNT is standing on the bottom rope next to Damian, Blitzkrieg is doing the same next to Duece, Trinidy is standing next to Dank, and Felony is on the bottom rope standing next to The Brink. A man of medium build stands in the middle of the ring in black Armani suit... since the arena is dark, no one can make out the face of this mysterious figure... he begins to speak as the fans try to pear through the mixture of smoke and the blue light to see who this man is...]

Mysterious Man - Rob Van Dam... I'm sure this will not be the last time that we cross paths... get out of here.

[Van Dam leaves the ring...]

Mysterios Man - As for you X-Treme... we've had a change in plans, GET HIM!!!

[All of the men except the mysterious man start to beat on X-Treme... X-Treme is now a bloody mess. Damian throws him over the top rope and onto the floor.]

Mysterious Man - What you are all looking at right now is the Inner Circle... Yes, the Inner Circle. A collection of some of the most brutal, exciting, charismatic wrestlers in the world of professional wrestling today. These men are my followers... they are my slaves... they obey my every command... Tom Stone, we're coming for you and your precious little team of "Corporates". HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA... and to anyone else that is involved with any of these wrestlers... personal vendettas will also be settled... HA HA HA HA HA HA.......

[The Mysterious Man continues to laugh as the lights go out once again, but only for about 10 seconds. When the lights come back on, the ring is completely empty]

[No Contest in 26 minutes and 10 seconds.]

Johnny Bones - Ladies and Gentlemen, this match has been ruled a No Contest!!

Wardog - It's about time I took matters into my own hands.....

The Informer - What the hell does that mean?? Wardog grabs his chair... He's in the ring, Zed turns around.... WHAM!!!! Zed is out!!! Wardog just leveled him!!! Wardog rolls Castor Troy over him..... Wardog has joined us once again...

Wardog - HAHAHHA!! Look!! The ref is up!! 1... 2.... 3!!!!

[Castor "The Main Event" Troy won the match in 33 minutes and 41 seconds.]

Johnny Bones - Here is your winner, Castor "The Main Event" Troy!!

The Informer - There he goes again... Wardog is in the ring!!

Wardog - Castor Troy, you have proved to me once again, that you are more than worthy to run with The Wardog. So again I am offering you a spot in The Dangerous Alliance. Will you accept?

[Wardog then hands him a DA T-Shirt and they shake hands]

[�Walk� starts up as usual and Rob Van Dam comes out from the curtain, RVD takes his time to the ring because he can tell people are getting restless and really want the answer to whether or not he will join the Dangerous Alliance. He finally gets into the ring and stands next to Smooth. Smooth starts off by reading from the note cards...]

Smooth - So RVD why don�t you remind the fans here why we are out here!!

Rob Van Dam - Well you see Smooth, the leader of the Dangerous Alliance, Wardog, has offered me a position in his newly reformed stable and I am out here to either accept his offer or deny it...

Smooth - Which one is it gonna be?

Rob Van Dam - Wardog, thanks but no thanks. I really appreciate the offer but Rob Van Dam isn�t a follower and in the DA you would be the leader and Rob Van Dam just can�t be held back. Who knows maybe when I get more experience I will start my own stable but right now all I am sure of is that I am not going to join a stable, sorry. So folks right now it�s just gonna be me and my lackey Smooth ripping shit up here in The EWA and until I say otherwise, we do not have to answer to anyone.

Smooth - What about Justin Credible?

Rob Van Dam - What about him?

Smooth - I don�t know it�s written on the card...

[Rob Van Dam laughs and then tells Smooth to read off the last card]

Smooth - Now hit the mans music!!

[Smooth is surprised as �Walk� starts up at his command. Smooth lowers the second rope for RVD and Smooth then leads RVD through the back curtain as both RVD and Smooth get the same crowd reaction as they always did even though the fans wanted RVD to join.]

Wardog - Here it is.... The Downward Plunge!!!! The Iceman falls to the mat helplessly!! The Brink goes for the cover... Mike Hunter counts, 1... 2... 3!!!

[The Brink won the match in 21 minutes and 33 seconds.]

Johnny Bones - Here is your winner, and STILL EWA International Champion, The Brink!!!

[Serial Thyrlla br Prodigy kicks in as Serial Thrylla limps towards the ring... He's got a mic in hand, and stops half way down the aisle]

Serial Thrylla - My knee is already fucked up... So why not ruin it some more?? Danger Inc... If you got the balls, this is going to be A Weapons Match!!

[Imminent Danger nod and laugh.]

Wardog - Imminent Danger are on the outside... They just picked up bats and chairs!!! Serial Thrylla just got a fire extinguisher from under the ring!!! Serial Thrylla is in the ring.... Imminent Danger get in... Serial Thrylla spray them with the fire extinguisher!!!

The Informer - Imminent Danger charge at Serial Thrylla... Deuce swings with the bat and knocks out his knee... Serial Thrylla falls like a sac of bricks!!! Blitzkreig is viciously swinging at the knee of Serial Thrylla!! They're trying to put him out for good!!!!

Tom Stone - Wait a minute... Here comes Johnny Rage and Rick Ramos, The Original Regulators!!! Rage pulls Serial Thrylla out of the ring... Lets listen in!!

Johnny Rage - Thrylla, get out of here... Tonight, Im going to do this one for you.

Wardog - WHAT!?! The Regulators get into the ring... Imminent Danger both swing with their weapons, both Regulators duck... Double Clothesline!!!!! Ramos picks up Deuce, Shoulder Breaker!!! Ramos picks up Blitzkreig, another Shoulder Breaker!!!! Ramos is piling them on top of each other!!!

The Informer - Johnny Rage climbs to the top.... 450 SPLASH!!!!!!!!! THE DE REGULATOR!!!! Mike Hunter counts... 1.... 2..... 3!!!!!!!!!!!

Tom Stone - NO NO NO!! THIS IS ALL WRONG!!!!

[The Regulators won the match in 3 minutes and 21 seconds.]

Johnny Bones - Here are your winners, The Regulators!!

Wardog - What the hell is he talking about?!?!

[Tom Stone gets in the ring, and grabs a mic...]

Tom Stone - This is all wrong!! Tonight, it was supposed to be Imminent Danger vs. Chandler and Serial Thrylla.... Who the hell invited The Regulators??? That match was Bullshit... and it will not go down as an OFFICIAL EWA match!! Nobody signed that match!!!

[The crowd boo's The EWA Owner]

Tom Stone - BUT, I have a replacement match!! Thats right, a BONUS match!! You could say, a treat to the fans!! Right now... In 2 minutes, for the Extreme Title... DMX will take on........ Mike Extreme!!!!!!!!!!

Chandler - Hey man, do me a favor will ya, go turn that TV off.

[The cameraman goes over to the TV and cuts it off. Chandler still looks horrible, and his voice is extremely husky and barely audible. The TV is now off, and the camera is back on Chandler's face... which is for the most part completely covered in battle scars from Sunday night]

Chandler - Bring that camera closer... I know you can barely here me.

[The camera is moved closer to Chandler's face, you can clearly see the burn marks on it now also.]

Chandler - Okay, I'm gonna start. Sunday night was the most exciting night in my career. I had my title shot, and this time there was going to be no BS, no corperate scandles, and no screwjobs... But it seems I forgot my main objective, which was actually beating Nomad. Well, it doesn't take a rocket scientist now does it, I didn't beat Nomad last night, but I didn't do the JOB either... something went wrong. I don't know when it started, but right before that fall I took things started to get out of sync and frankly Nomad and I didn't have it together. When he through me off of that damn cage, hell, he threw me though it actually, I wasn't ready for it. Therefore I didn't land right and the lights went out. Common sense tells me that it wasn't Nomad's fault, but there's this voice deep down inside me... hell, i dunno, something iniside of me is telling me that he meant to do it. That's really all I want to say about last night. I know some other shit happened in that match, but that dumbass with a three letter name doesn't deserve to be recognized. At this time I would like to get down to business. The doctors are saying it is a miracle I didn't die last night, therefore I will be out for 4-5 months. Hell no, I won't be out for that long. I have a match with Nomad coming up... and it's my real chance. I will not pass it up. I guarantee I will be in that match. Untill then, and here's my big announcement, all of the matches I had made previously untill then will be changed. There will be someone taking my place in those matches, and this man will be one of my own choice. By now I bet the people in the arena are all ready asking each other if they know. No, you do not. But, Friday you will. Friday will be the unveiling of "the replacement." So cross your fingers, maybe it will be someone special. I will be running things from this bed until I can return to the ring. Heh, that kind of reminds me of that episode of The Sopranos where Tony is visiting that mafia boss dude in the hospital you know? Ah, nevermind. I need some rest. So Friday you will all know who the replacement is, and you WILL be shocked. Later

[Camera fades to black]