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EWA Tuesday Night Heat Results For April 6th, 1999, Hosted By Tom Stone & The EWA Informer.

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Italian Stallion vs. X-Treme.
Wardog vs. "Ozone" Kilboy.
The Wildman vs. Scorpion.
Falls Count Anywhere Match: "Too Extreme" Shawn Walker vs. Hardcore Hack.
Non Title Match: DMX vs. Matt-X.
Balloon Pop No-Rope Barbed-Wire Death Match: Damian vs. Chandler.
Bar Room Brawl: Serial Thrylla vs. Blitzkreig.
Non Title Dog Collar Weapons Bedlam Match: Imminent Danger vs. The Anti-Corperate Outlaws.

Match #1: One On One Match
Italian Stallion vs. X-Treme.

Tom Stone - X-Treme throws Italian Stallion into the corner... Looks like he's setting him up for a Belly To Back suplex off the top!! X-Treme locks on the hold... NO! Blocked by The Italian Stallion!! Italian Stallion elbows X-Treme in the head... X-Treme goes flying off the top!! Italian Stallion gets to his feet... Spinning Backward Moonsault!!

The Informer - Stallion gets to his feet.... X-Treme is up.... Italian Stallion sets up X-Treme... Suplex!! NO..... Tiger Driver!!!!! Mike Hunter counts the pin... 1... 2... 3!!!

[Italian Stallion won the match in 13 minutes and 14 seconds.]

Johnny Bones - Here is your winner, Italian Stallion!!


 Match #2: One On One Match
Wardog vs. "Ozone" Kilboy.

Tom Stone - Wardog scoops up "Ozone" Kilboy... Powerslam!!

The Informer - Kilboy quickly gets up... Kick to the gut by Wardog... The Silencer!!!! Mike Hunter counts... 1... 2... THREE!!!!

[Wardog won the match in 20 minutes and 33 seconds.]

Johnny Bones - Here is your winner, Wardog!!


Chandler Interview.

(Chandler Is Already In The Ring. BULLS ON PARADE Is Dying Down, So This Is As Good A Time As Any To Begin His Little Nugget Of Joy)

Chandler - Allright, you can put your collective asses back in your seats now. You know, during my long career as a pro wrestler, never have I seen two wrestlers as desperate to be in the spotlight as TNT and Damian. We all know that at the next ppv me, the guy I can never seem to get off my back Serial Thrylla, and of course our wonderful heavyweight champion Nomad are battling for the rights to be the best at Pure Violence. But it goes beyond that, we are battling for the 20 pounds of gold that Nomad wears around his waist, a title that should have come my way 4 months ago. So now Bad Company wants to be in the match, they want to live the Hell on Earth (big pop). I hate to be cliche but I have to say this. 70's TV showed us that three's company, and 4's a shitload of trouble. So TNT, Damian, even if it takes me taking my own life, I will not let you take this from me, I will NOT let you be in that match. This is my shot at the big one and you two little queers aren't gonna mess it up. So in this little deathmatch between me and Damian tonight, I am going to kick ass worse than Rodman kicked that camera guy. I'm comin' atcha, Bad Company, be prepared.

(BULLS ON PARADE Comes Back On And Chandler Begins To Exit The Ring, Then Remembers Something)

Chandler - Oh and by the way, if you've been watching the news or something you might have heard of some tornadoes in Shreveport last weekend. Just so y'all know, it didn't touch my house I'm fine. But tonight I will run through Damian worse than those tornadoes. It'll be like in the 80's classic "The Three Amigos," I'm going to drink a tequilla and, Bad Company, try not to get into two much troubles ok? Heh heh. Later.

(BULLS ON PARADE Comes Back On And Chandler Leaves Through The Back Curtain)

 Match #3: One On One Match
The Wildman vs. Scorpion.

Tom Stone - The Wildman throws Scorpion to the ropes... Scorpion reverses it... The Wildman ducks an elbow... OH NO!! Scorpion and the Ref both collided!! They're both off balance... Wildman rolls up Scorpion...

The Informer - Mike Hunter counts... 1... 2... 3!!!

[The Wildman won the match in 27 minutes and 28 seconds.]

Johnny Bones - Here is your winner, The Wildman!!


 Match #4: Falls Count Anywhere Match
"Too Extreme" Shawn Walker vs. Hardcore Hack.

Tom Stone - DDT by Shawn Walker!! Hack quickly gets up... Another DDT!! Shawn Walker picks up Hardcore Hack... He throws him to the ropes. Hack attempts a clothesline, Too Extreme ducks... Kick to the gut....

The Informer - The "Too Extreme" Tumble!!! Mike Hunter Counts... 1... 2... 3!!!

["Too Extreme" Shawn Walker won the match in 31 minutes and 45 seconds.]

Johnny Bones - Here is your winner, "Too Extreme" Shawn Walker!!


 Match #5: Non Title Match
DMX vs. Matt-X.

Tom Stone - Matt-X just got in the ring.... We are awaiting the entrance of DMX!! LOOK!! From behind.... The "Too Extreme" Tumble!!!! "Too Extreme" Shawn Walker nailed Matt-X with The "Too Extreme" Tumble!!

The Informer - Here comes DMX!!! He gets in the ring... All he see's is Matt-X down!! He goes for the cover... 1.... 2... 3!!!!

[DMX won the match in 1 minutes and 3 seconds.]

Johnny Bones - Here is your winner, DMX!!


 Match #6: Balloon Pop No-Rope Barbed-Wire Death Match
Damian vs. Chandler.

Tom Stone - POP!! There go the balloons!! HOOOOOOOOLY THUMB TACKS!! It looks like one of them caught Damian in the eye!! Boot to the mid-section by Chandler.... Powerbomb!! OH MY!!! Damian is twitching!!

The Informer - Chandler sets up Damian.... 1560 OmegaBomb!!!!!!!!!!! Guess what's next??? THE BIG TIMER!!!! Mike Hunter counts... 1... 2... 3!!!

[Chandler won the match in 13 minutes and 55 seconds.]

Johnny Bones - Here is your winner, Chandler!!


 Match #7: Bar Room Brawl
Serial Thrylla vs. Blitzkreig.

Tom Stone - Blitzkreig smashes Serial Thrylla's head into the bar table!! Wait a minute... There's TNT, Deuce... And some other guy watching!! Blitzkreig throws Serial Thrylla down the table... He clears it!! Oh No!! That guy sitting at the table is beating on Serial Thrylla... What a drunk bastard!!!!

The Informer - Oh No!! TNT and Deuce are also beating on Thrylla!! This match is supposed to be No Interfierence!! What the hell!!

[No Contest in 45 minutes and 9 seconds.]

Johnny Bones - This match has been ruled a No Contest!!


 Match #8: Non Title Dog Collar Weapons Bedlam Match
Imminent Danger vs. The Anti-Corperate Outlaws.

Tom Stone - WHACK!! WHAM!!! OUCH!!!!! Imminent Danger just took out The ACO with a pair of chairs!!! Whats this... AHAHA!!!

The Informer - Imminent Danger are running in circles around The ACO!! They've got them trapped in the chain!! How brilliant!! They're going for the double cover... The ACO are going nuts!! 1... 2... THREE!!!

[Imminent Danger won the match in 55 minutes and 39 seconds.]

Johnny Bones - Here are your winners, Imminent Danger!!


Tom Stone - Oh No.... Here comes that drunk SOB!!! He has some keys... What the hell?? He's unlocking the dog collars from Imminent Danger!! What the hell is that???

The Informer - Some kind of hook is coming down from the ceiling!! Imminent Danger are hooking on their removed Dog Collars on the hook!! The ACO ARE 4 FEET OFF THE GROUND!!! Imminent Danger and that drunk guy are beating on them with some of the weapons left in the ring!!

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