The Regulators Vs The New Age Outlaws Johnny Rotten - This next match is a Parking Lot Brawl... Johnny Rotten - Introducing first, coming down the aisle, The Regulators, they weigh in at over 500 pounds!! [They are seen in the Parking Lot] Johnny Rotten - And their opponents, at a total combined weight of 493, the team of The New Age Outlaws!! [They make their way out of the building, and are in the Parking Lot] Paul Diamond - Johnny Rage attacks The Badd~Ass Billy Gunn. [Ring, Ring, Ring] Deuce - Knee to the stomach sends Rage to the concrete floor! Rage is stumbling. We're not seeing much offense from Johnny Rage. Rage sure could use some help now. Billy Gunn lifting Rage into position for something. He devastated the neck of Rage with a Tombstone type piledriver. Paul Diamond - Rage hops back to his feet. A pin by Johnny Rage Not even a 1 count!!! Johnny Rage tries to throw The Road Dogg against a garbage can but he reverses it! Johnny Rage is out! Deuce - Johnny Rage is ROCKED with a big elbow! The Road~Dogg Jesse Jammes out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Johnny Rage went down quick! Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say The Informer? The Informer - Does it hurt? Then it's good! Deuce - Johnny Rage lunging toward The Badd~Ass Billy Gunn and knocking off his feet!! Desperation maneuver by Rage!! Johnny Rage spending quite a bit of time measuring him up. Falling fist to the chest of Billy Gunn Johnny Rage Stomping away at the chest of Billy Gunn! Johnny Rage drops a knee on lower leg of Billy Gunn! Billy Gunn taking an onslaught of punishment! Johnny Rage is pounding away at his entire body! Rage with repeated boots to the knee of The Badd~Ass Billy Gunn. Working the leg! The Informer - Currently this match is all Johnny Rage! Rage driving a knee into the spinal area of The Badd~Ass Billy Gunns back!! Johnny Rage repeatedly slamming The Badd~Ass Billy Gunns down! He could break his nose!! Paul Diamond - Johnny Rage is moving back to his feet Boston crab being applied by Johnny Rage ... all he has to do is turn him over. Deuce - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! The Badd~Ass Billy Gunn got out of that at the last second! This match is great!! Paul Diamond - The Badd~Ass Billy Gunn hops back to his feet. Oh! There goes 64! A baseball bat was hit over Johnny Rage's Head! The Badd~Ass Billy Gunn is trying to apply a figure-four!! Deuce - Johnny Rage Got out of it! He's lucky! Rage sure could use some help now. The Informer - The Badd~Ass Billy Gunn is trying to pull Johnny Rage back to his feet. Rage with an eye gouge!! Down goes The Badd~Ass Billy Gunn! The Badd~Ass Billy Gunn sure could use some help now. The Badd~Ass Billy Gunn needs to try for a comeback! Rage pulling The Badd~Ass Billy Gunn back to his feet. Paul Diamond - Johnny Rage just drilled Billy Gunn with a hammer! Would you like any nails with that? Figure four attempt by Johnny Rage. The Badd~Ass Billy Gunn kicks him off quick. Deuce - That could have been the end of Billy Gunn! What an awesome match!!!! The Informer - Good call! Johnny Rage stomping the face of The Badd~Ass Billy Gunn. There's no need for that! Johnny Rage out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! The Badd~Ass Billy Gunn went down quick! Paul Diamond - The Badd~Ass Billy Gunn hops back to his feet. Billy Gunn pins Rage 1...2...REVERSED!...1...KICKOUT! Inside cradle..1...2...Johnny Rage barely kicked out! The Badd~Ass Billy Gunn sends Johnny Rage crashing into a garbage can! The Badd~Ass Billy Gunn with the hair of Johnny Rage. Deuce - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!! The Informer - The Badd~Ass Billy Gunn lifting Rage into position for something. He devastated the neck of Johnny Rage with a Tombstone type piledriver. Figure four attempt by The Badd~Ass Billy Gunn. Johnny Rage kicks him off quick. Paul Diamond - That could have been the end of Rage! Johnny Rage is out cold! Johnny Rage needs to try for a comeback! Good moves by Billy Gunn. Deuce - Johnny Rage hops back to his feet. Johnny Rage picks him up tilt-o-whirl slam!! Down goes The Badd~Ass Billy Gunn. The Badd~Ass Billy Gunn is ROCKED with a big elbow! The Badd~Ass Billy Gunn is out cold! Billy Gunn moving to his feet. Rage kicks him back down! The Informer - The Badd~Ass Billy Gunn hops back to his feet. We've got a stare down. Paul Diamond - They're circling like wild deer.. Running clothsline knocks Johnny Rage down hard!! Rage moving to his feet. Billy Gunn kicks him back down! The Informer - The Road Dogg comes down across the back of Johnny Rage with a double axe handle!! Johnny Rage just can't make it to his feet! The Road~Dogg Jesse Jammes dives on to Johnny Rage and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of Johnny Rage! Paul Diamond - What an incredible series of punches!! What an awesome match!!!! Deuce - Good call! Johnny Rage climbing back to his feet, The Road~Dogg Jesse Jammes moves in... Vertical Suplex! The Informer - Johnny Rage hops back to his feet. Johnny Rage scoops slams The Road~Dogg Jesse Jammes and boy did he hit hard!! The Road~Dogg Jesse Jammes is stumbling. Johnny Rage is all over The Road~Dogg Jesse Jammes! He's choking him out!! The Road~Dogg Jesse Jammes won't be able to take that for long! Good moves by Johnny Rage. Paul Diamond - Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Deuce? Deuce - Does it hurt? Then it's good! What an awesome match!!!! The Informer - Good call! The Road~Dogg Jesse Jammes moving back to his feet Johnny Rage scoops him up and slams him to the ground!! Paul Diamond - Johnny Rage with the hair of The Road Dogg. Deuce - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!! Rage picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face! The Road Dogg sure could use some help now. We're not seeing much offense from The Road Dogg. The Road~Dogg Jesse Jammes is out cold! Rage's going for a boston crab. The Informer - He's not gonna get it on The Road Dogg is to quick! Deuce - Ramos out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! The Road Dogg went down quick! Figure four attempt by Ramos. The Road~Dogg Jesse Jammes kicks him off quick. The Informer - That could have been the end of The Road~Dogg Jesse Jammes! Rick Ramos pulling The Road~Dogg Jesse Jammes back to his feet. Ramos just drilled The Road~Dogg Jesse Jammes with a hammer! Would you like any nails with that? Deuce - Johnny Rage is trying to apply a figure-four!! The Informer - The Road~Dogg Jesse Jammes Got out of it! He's lucky! Johnny Rage comes down across the back of The Road~Dogg Jesse Jammes with a double axe handle!! The Road~Dogg Jesse Jammes just can't make it to his feet! Boston crab being applied by Rage ... all he has to do is turn him over. Paul Diamond - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! The Road Dogg got out of that at the last second! Deuce - Johnny Rage lifting The Road Dogg into position for something. He devastated the neck of The Road Dogg with a Tombstone type piledriver. The Road Dogg moving to his feet. Johnny Rage kicks him back down! The Road Dogg is stumbling. Johnny Rage pulling The Road Dogg back to his feet. A pin by Johnny Rage 1..Kickout! The Informer - The Road Dogg tries to throw Rage against a garbage can but he reverses it! The Road~Dogg Jesse Jammes is out! The Road~Dogg Jesse Jammes hops back to his feet. Knee to the stomach sends Rage to the ground! Deuce - We've got a stare down. The Informer - They're circling like wild deer.. Running clothsline knocks Rick Ramos down hard!! Good moves by The Road~Dogg Jesse Jammes. The Road~Dogg Jesse Jammes is trying to apply a figure-four!! Paul Diamond - Ramos Got out of it! He's lucky! Rick Ramos climbing back to his feet, The Road~Dogg Jesse Jammes moves in... Vertical Suplex! We're not seeing much offense from Ramos. Figure four attempt by The Road~Dogg Jesse Jammes. Ramos kicks him off quick. Deuce - That could have been the end of Rick Ramos! The Informer - The Road Dogg's going for a boston crab. Paul Diamond - He's not gonna get it on Rick Ramos is to quick! Ramos sure could use some help now. This match is great!! Deuce - The Road Dogg comes down across the back of Ramos with a double axe handle!! Rick Ramos just can't make it to his feet! Paul Diamond - Rick Ramos hops back to his feet. Kick to the gut knocks The Badd~Ass Billy Gunn out of balance. Rick Ramos follows up with a running knee lift to take him down!! Deuce - Billy Gunn hops back to his feet. A kick to the face takes Rick Ramos off his feet. The Badd~Ass Billy Gunn with the hair of Rick Ramos. The Informer - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!! Boston crab being applied by The Badd~Ass Billy Gunn ... all he has to do is turn him over. Paul Diamond - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Ramos got out of that at the last second! Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Deuce? Deuce - Does it hurt? Then it's good! The Informer - Ramos hops back to his feet. Rick Ramos picks him up and dumps The Badd~Ass Billy Gunn on his head! Paul Diamond - The Badd~Ass Billy Gunn hops back to his feet. The Badd~Ass Billy Gunn tries to throw Rick Ramos into the guardrail but Rick Ramos reversed it! The Badd~Ass Billy Gunn is down! The Badd~Ass Billy Gunn hops back to his feet. Deuce - Billy Gunn goes spinning as Rick Ramos connects with a german uppercut! Anyone here wanna hire a hitman? Rick Ramos is the perfect man for the job! He drilled Billy Gunn with a crowbar!!! The Badd~Ass Billy Gunn is out cold! The Badd~Ass Billy Gunn moving to his feet. Rick Ramos kicks him back down! Paul Diamond - Billy Gunn rocks him with a forearm!! The Badd~Ass Billy Gunn driving a knee into the spinal area of Johnny Rages back!! Leg drop across the throat of Rage! The Badd~Ass Billy Gunn with repeated boots to the knee of Rage. Working the leg! The Informer - What an awesome match!!!! Paul Diamond - Good call! Figure four attempt by The Road~Dogg Jesse Jammes. Johnny Rage kicks him off quick. Deuce - That could have been the end of Johnny Rage! The Informer - The Road Dogg is trying to pull Johnny Rage back to his feet. Rage with an eye gouge!! Down goes The Road Dogg! Figure four attempt by Johnny Rage. The Road Dogg kicks him off quick. Paul Diamond - That could have been the end of The Road Dogg! Johnny Rage is all over The Road~Dogg Jesse Jammes! He's choking him out!! The Road~Dogg Jesse Jammes won't be able to take that for long! The Road Dogg climbing back to his feet, Johnny Rage moves in... Vertical Suplex! Rage picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face! Deuce - The Road Dogg sure could use some help now. Johnny Rage out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! The Road Dogg went down quick! Paul Diamond - Ramos stomping the face of The Road Dogg. There's no need for that! Rick Ramos is trying to apply a figure-four!! Deuce - The Road~Dogg Jesse Jammes Got out of it! He's lucky! Ramos pulling The Road~Dogg Jesse Jammes back to his feet. The Informer - Set up for a neckbreaker, Rick Ramos pulls it off and drops The Road~Dogg Jesse Jammes like yesterdays newspaper! We're not seeing much offense from The Road Dogg. Ramos with the hair of The Road Dogg. Paul Diamond - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!! The Road~Dogg Jesse Jammes moving back to his feet Rick Ramos scoops him up and slams him to the ground!! Oh! A DDT on a chair that was set up by Rick Ramos! Deuce - Johnny Rage nails Billy Gunn with a pipe!! Wait a minute, there is a car driving around in the Parking Lot!! THUMP!!! WHAM!!! The Informer - OH MY GOD!! BRADSHAW JUST RAN OVER THE REGULATORS!!! Paul Diamond - Bradshaw has the trunk open... The Road Dogg and Bradshaw are stuffing The Regulators into the trunk of that car!!! Bradshaw closes the trunk... He gets into the car............ Deuce - SMMMMASH!!!! AHHAHAH!!!! IN REVERSE, BRADSHAW JUST RAN INTO A WALL!!! The Informer - The Regulators must be crushed!! They're opening the trunk... WHAT THE HELL?!?!?! THE REGULATORS ARE GONE!! THEY'RE NOT IN THE TRUNK!!! Paul Diamond - THERE THEY ARE!!!! They just came from inside the building... how the hell?? Anyways, Rage and Ramos shove The Road Dogg and Bradshaw into a dumpster... They close the lid... Ramos - Grunt! Deuce - What did that bafoon just say?? The Informer - He said that there are locks on the dumpster!!! The Regulators lock up The Road Dogg and Bradshaw in a dumpster!!! Its 2 on 1!!! Rick Ramos scoops up Billy Gunn.... Reverse Shoulderbreaker!!! WATCH OUT!!!! Paul Diamond - RAGE JUST NAILED A 450 SPLASH OFF A DUMPSTER!!! MIKE HUNTER COUNTS... 1.... 2..... 3!!!!!!!!!!! Deuce - Shit, I gotta go!! [The Regulators won the match in 53 minutes and 51 seconds.] Johnny Rotten - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Theee Reeeguuulaaatooors The Informer - What a match!!! WAIT A MINUTE!! HERE IS IMMINENT DANGER!!! THEY'RE BEATING ON THE REGULATORS!!!! Paul Diamond - Deuce is unlocking the dumpster... The Road Dogg, Bradshaw, Billy Gunn, Blitzkreig & Deuce are beating on The Regulators!!! OH NO!! The Informer - They've clipped Ramos to a flag pole.... BY HIS UNDERWARE!!! SUPER WEGIE!!!!!! THATS GOTTA HURT!!! Paul Diamond - Wait a minute, back in the ring... Bad Company are in the ring!! They're watching the EWA Big Screen... Damian - AHHAHAH!!! LOOK!!! ITS FAG BASH AT THE PARKING LOT '99!!!!!!!