RX Pimp~Sane Wreckin' Crew
                                Vs
                        The New Age Outalws
Johnny Rotten - This next match is a scheduled for one fall and is for
the EWA Tag Team Titles in a Special Tuxedo Match...

Johnny Rotten - Introducing first, at a total combined weight of 618,
The EWA Tag Team Champions, RX Pimp~Sane Wreckin' Crew!!

[They climb into the ring]

Johnny Rotten - And their opponents, coming down the aisle, The New
Age Outalws, they weigh in at over 400 pounds!!

[They move down to the ring]

Paul Diamond -  HAHAAHH!!! Look at The Road~Dogg in a suit!!!

[Ring, Ring, Ring]

TNT - Whats this?? OH NO!!! I CANT BELEIVE IT!! SID JUST RIPPED OFF BADD
ASSES TIE!!! HE CANT DO THAT!!!

The Informer -  Ummmm??

TNT -  Shut Up, I CALL THIS MATCH!!!

TNT - OH NO!!! Road Dogg just ripped off The Godfather's pants!! THEY WERE
TEAR OFFS!!! OH NO!!!! HE CAN'T DO THAT!!!! BADD ASS JUST RIPPED THE FLOWER
OFF OF SID'S JACKET!!!!

Paul Diamond -  Do you want some water or something??

TNT - I SAID SHUT UP!!! This is the most Hardcore EWA Tag Team Title Match
in EWA History!!! OH!!! SID JUST CLOTHESLINED BADD ASS OVER THE TOP!!!

The Informer -  No, Badd Ass jumped over the top... this is some kind of
joke.

TNT - The Godfather and Sid are demolishing Road~Dogg....'s SUIT!!! OH NO!!!
Road~Dogg is down to his shoes!!!

TNT -  Road~Dogg attempts to kick Sid.... His left shoe flew off!!! Now he
is trying to kick Godfather.... OH NO!!! ROAD~DOGG IS NUDE..... Except those
Revolution~X Boxer Shorts which you can buy, by the way, at any EWA merchandise
stand!!!

TNT - WHAT A MATCH!! These guys deserve WEEKS off for this hard fought battle!!!

Paul Diamond -  *Whispering to The Informer* Get this guy out of here, he is a
little demented!!

[RX Pimp~Sane Wreckin' Crew won the match in 17 minutes and 10 seconds.]

Johnny Rotten - Ladies and Gentlemen, here are your winners... and STILL EWA
Tag Team Champions, RX Piiimp~Saaaneee Wreeeckiiin' Creeew