The Rock Vs Owen Hart Johnny Bones - This next match is a scheduled for one fall and is a EWA RockWeight Title Match... Johnny Bones - On his way down the Aisle with Tom Stone, from Miami, Florida, weighing 275, The EWA RockWeight Champion, The Rock. [The Rock makes his way to the ring.] Johnny Bones - And his opponent, [Owen Hart steps out of the entrance area, the crowd boos, a fan holds a "Owen Hart will lose!!" sign in front of the camera] Coming down the aisle, weighing 235 pounds, he is the EWA Canadian Champion, from Calgary, Alberta, Canada, the man you love to hate, Oweeen Haaart!!!!!!!!!!! [Owen Hart walks to the ring.] Paul Diamond - The Rock is taking over from the start. The Rock connects with a chop to the chest of Owen Hart. [The Bell Rings and the match officially begins] The Informer - Knee to the stomach sends Owen Hart to the mat! Owen Hart climbing back to his feet, The Rock moves in... Vertical Suplex! Pinning combination by The Rock ...1 ...2 ... Owen Hart grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there! Cover by The Rock ...1 ...2 ... Mike Hunter is pointing to the ropes Owen Hart has his foot on the ropes! Owen Hart is ROCKED with a big elbow! The Rock with a lateral press Mike Hunter ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH Paul Diamond - That had to be two and seven eights!! The Informer - Owen Hart hops back to his feet. Test of strength, The Rock has a slight advantage .... Owen Hart coming back ... Owen Hart scoops him up POWER SLAMMM!! Owen Hart pulling The Rock back to his feet. Paul Diamond - Huge Bulldog by Owen Hart may have broken some of The Rocks teeth! The Rock moving to his feet. Owen Hart kicks him back down! Boston crab being applied by Owen Hart ... all he has to do is turn him over. The Informer - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! The Rock got out of that at the last second! Owen Hart lifting The Rock into position for something. He devastated the neck of The Rock with a Tombstone type piledriver. Owen Hart is all over The Rock! He's choking him out!! The Rock won't be able to take that for long! Paul Diamond - The Rock needs to try for a comeback! Owen Hart is trying to apply a figure-four!! The Informer - The Rock Got out of it! He's lucky! Paul Diamond - The Rock lunging toward Owen Hart and knocking off his feet!! Desperation maneuver by The Rock!! Owen Harts face is being slammed over and over by The Rock The Informer - That could cave in his face!! Paul Diamond - The Rock driving a knee into the spinal area of Owen Harts back!! The Rock with repeated boots to the knee of Owen Hart. Working the leg! The Rock spending quite a bit of time measuring him up. Falling fist to the chest of Owen Hart The Rock repeatedly slamming Owen Harts down! He could break his nose!! Tie up... Who's gonna come out on top The Informer? The Informer - Well The Rock just executed a beautiful spinning neck breaker so I'm gonna have to say The Rock. Paul Diamond - A huge boot to the face sends The Rock off his feet! Owen Hart Stomping away at the chest of The Rock! Owen Hart drops a knee on lower leg of The Rock! Owen Hart measuring him up elbow smash! Owen Hart repeatedly slamming The Rocks down! He could break his nose!! Currently this match is all Owen Hart! The Informer - Owen Hart is moving back to his feet Quick cover by Owen Hart The Rock kicks out before the one count! Cover by Owen Hart ...1 ...2 ... Mike Hunter is pointing to the ropes The Rock has his foot on the ropes! Paul Diamond - The Rock hops back to his feet. A kick to the face takes Owen Hart off his feet. The Rock with a roll up. Mike Hunter counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!! The Informer - Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . Owen Hart makes it out. Paul Diamond - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts. Good moves by The Rock. Figure four attempt by The Rock. Owen Hart kicks him off quick. The Informer - That could have been the end of Owen Hart! The Rock is all over Owen Hart! He's choking him out!! Owen Hart won't be able to take that for long! The Rock's going for a boston crab. Paul Diamond - He's not gonna get it on Owen Hart is to quick! The Informer - Owen Hart lunging toward The Rock and knocking off his feet!! Desperation maneuver by Owen Hart!! The Rocks face is being slammed over and over by Owen Hart Paul Diamond - That could cave in his face!! Owen Hart with repeated boots to the knee of The Rock. Working the leg! The Informer - Owen Hart taking an onslaught of punishment! The Rock is pounding away at his entire body! Tie up... Who's gonna come out on top Paul Diamond? Paul Diamond - Well The Rock just executed a beautiful spinning neck breaker so I'm gonna have to say The Rock. A huge boot to the face sends Owen Hart off his feet! The Informer - Owen Hart driving a knee into the spinal area of The Rocks back!! Owen Hart measuring him up elbow smash! Paul Diamond - The Rock drops a knee on lower leg of Owen Hart! The Rock Stomping away at the chest of Owen Hart! The Rock spending quite a bit of time measuring him up. Falling fist to the chest of Owen Hart The Rock is moving back to his feet The Informer - The Rock with a lateral press Mike Hunter ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH Paul Diamond - That had to be two and seven eights!! Cover by The Rock ...1 ...2 ... Mike Hunter is pointing to the ropes Owen Hart has his foot on the ropes! Owen Hart needs to try for a comeback! The Informer - Boston crab being applied by The Rock ... all he has to do is turn him over. Paul Diamond - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Owen Hart got out of that at the last second! The Rock with a roll up. Mike Hunter counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!! Cover by The Rock ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by Owen Hart. Good moves by The Rock. Quick cover by The Rock Owen Hart kicks out before the one count! The Informer - Owen Hart hops back to his feet. We've got a stare down. Paul Diamond - They're circling like wild deer.. Running clothsline knocks The Rock down hard!! Owen Hart with the hair of The Rock. The Informer - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!! The Rock is out cold! Paul Diamond - The Rock moving back to his feet Owen Hart scoops him up and slams him to the ground!! Owen Hart out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! The Rock went down quick! The Rock is ROCKED with a big elbow! Owen Hart comes down across the back of The Rock with a double axe handle!! The Rock just can't make it to his feet! The Informer - Figure four attempt by Owen Hart..... OH!! Paul Diamond - Damn!!! That was the stiffest kick I have ever seen. Right in the balls!!! Owen Hart is out cold!!! The Rock is standing over his fallen opponent. The Informer - Folks, Owen Hart is injured, it's a shoot. Where in the hell do we go from here??? ***BLACKOUT*** "...I'll Tell 'Ya Where" Paul Diamond - Woah..... I just all of a sudden got a weird sense of Deja Vu. You too Informer? The Informer - Yeah, me too. We saw this same shit last week I'm lookin' up there in the rafters and I don't see him!!! Do you Paul? Paul Diamond - No, I can't see a damn thing. Look at the Rock, he's looking up there himself!!! Where the hell is that punk Chandler!??!?!? ::::Suddenly Huge Blacklight Pyro Bombs Go Off On The Entranceway Below The EWA Big Screen And The Lights On The Arena Dim To An Eerie Purple. With "Bulls On Parade" Now In Full Swing, One Has To Think To Himself That The Forgotten One Has To Show Up Anytime Now. Suddenly, To Everyone's Surprise, Chandler Walks Out From The Back. Not From The Rafters, Not On A Zipline, Out Through The Entranceway Like Any Other Worker Would Do. The Man's Not God Folks:::: Paul Diamond - What? He wasn't supposed to come out like that, that's not in the format. He was supposed to come... from... up.. The Informer - I hate to break it to you Paul, but it appears to me that the man has thrown kayfabe out the window. I do believe fans, that we have a shoot on our hands. Paul Diamond - Hey, look!!! Your right, this is a shoot. Remember the whole trench coat goth gimmick we gave him? Well, I don't see a damn trench coat... I see one pissed off dude. ::::Chandler Slides Into The Ring. Paul Is Right, There Is No Trench Coat, No Dark Eyes, No Gothic Shit. It's Just Chandler... The Guy We Used To Love. The Fans Realize This Too, And Begin Start To Chant His Name. Chandler Grabs A Mic, And Looks At The Rock, Who Is Still Standing In The Middle Of The Ring:::: Chandler - Cut the damn music. ::::Music Stops, Lights Come Back On:::: Chandler - Heh. Now Rock, I'll give you five seconds to get out of this ring before I drop you like I dropped that bitch ass nigga Nomad. 1...2...3...4... Rock, I would really consider leaving if I was you... ::::Rock Doesn't Move:::: Chandler - 5. Damn, look at that, the little mixed bastard has some balls. I respect that Rock. I'll tell you what, shake my hand right now and I'll let you leave. C'mon Now... Damnit man, shake it. ::::Chandler's Hand Is Extended (Notice The Change In The Tone Of His Voice, I Guess That Goth Shit Is Out The Window). The Rock asks for the mic, Chandler tosses it to him. This crowd is electric:::: The Rock - There is no way... and The Rock MEANS... NO WAY that the Great One will shake hands with a piece of Louisiana Swamp-Rat Piece Of Trailor Park Trash like you, swamphoppa!! ::::He Tosses The Mic Back To Chandler As The Crowd Gives Out An "OOOOOOOOOO" Sound. Chandler Looks At The Rock In A Weird Way:::: Chandler - Damn Rock, you don't recognize a shoot when you see it do ya? ::::With Those Few Words Chandler Kicks The Rock In The Gut And Gives Him The Big Timer. Chandler Throws The Rock Out Of The Ring And Dusts Himself Off:::: Chandler - Rock!!!! Don't you ever piss me off like that again. That goes to anybody. The finest doctors in the world say that I'm not all there. FUCK THE FUCKING DOCTORS!!! EWA, Tom Stone, you give me a peice of shit gimmick like that Goth shit one more time and I swear to god I will go to EWA headquarters and whip Tom Stone's ass. You here me Stone? From now on I live by one motto..."Fuck Everyone". No more bullshit, no more gimmicks, no more departures. Its just me. Its just Chandler. The Regulators want to know where my heads at. Well guys, I would love to tell ya, but hell, I don't even know where my fucking head's at!!! (cynical laughter) FUCK YOU REGULATORS, god that felt good. Thrylla wants to know why I am like I am. Thrylla, that was a gimmick, and I pissed on that gimmick. FUCK YOU SERIAL THRYLLA. Nomad wants to know why I have dumped his ass twice in a week. Nomad...I felt like it. Fuck You. Fuck The Rock, Fuck Ozone, Fuck Everyone. I'm making it official right now. Next month at the ppv it will be me, Nomad, Thrylla, and the winner of the Rock/Ozone, which will happen earlier that night. Boom, there it is, all laid out for you. Eat shit EWA. ::::The Crowd Is Completely Silent. How The Hell Do You Follow Up That Interview?:::: Paul Diamond - Ummm, lets go to commercial.... ::::Informer Thinks They Are Off The Air:::: The Informer - THAT BITCH!!!! HE RUINED MY FUCKING SHOW!!!! IF HE WANTS TO BITCH HE NEEDS TO DO IT ON HIS OWN TIME. HEY CHANDLER, ON BEHALF OF THE CORPORATE PEOPLE IN THE EWA. FUCK YOU MAN, FUCK YOU!!!!! [No Contest in 28 minutes and 12 seconds.] Johnny Bones - Ladies and Gentlemen this match has been rule a No Contest!!