Razor Ramon Vs Blitzkrieg, and Ian Rotten Johnny Rotten - This next match is a scheduled for one fall and is a Handicap Match... Johnny Rotten - [Revelution~X Theme starts to play Boos and Razor Ramon sucks chants fill the arena.] Ladies and Gentlemen, from Miami, Florida, Raaazooor Raaamooon!!! [Razor Ramon makes his way to the ring.] Johnny Rotten - And his opponents, coming down the aisle, at at weight of over 5 hundred pounds! The team of Blitzkrieg, and Ian Rotten!! [They move down to the ring] Paul Diamond - Looks like Razor Ramon is going to start this match against Ian Rotten. [The Bell Rings and the match officially begins] Demolisher - Razor Ramon applys a headlock and bulldogs Ian Rotten to the ground! A huge boot to the face sends Ian Rotten off his feet! Razor Ramon spending quite a bit of time measuring him up. Falling fist to the chest of Ian Rotten Currently this match is all Razor Ramon! The Informer - Ian Rotten is moving back to his feet Ian Rotten is trying to apply a figure-four!! Paul Diamond - Razor Ramon Got out of it! He's lucky! Figure four attempt by Ian Rotten. Razor Ramon kicks him off quick. Demolisher - That could have been the end of Razor Ramon! The Informer - Ian Rotten's going for a boston crab. Paul Diamond - He's not gonna get it on Razor Ramon is to quick! Razor Ramon sure could use some help now. Demolisher - Razor Ramon is stumbling. Ian Rotten comes down across the back of Razor Ramon with a double axe handle!! Razor Ramon just can't make it to his feet! Pinning combination by Ian Rotten ...1 ...2 ... Razor Ramon grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there! Razor Ramon is ROCKED with a big elbow! The Informer - Ian Rotten is trying to pull Razor Ramon back to his feet. Razor Ramon with an eye gouge!! Down goes Ian Rotten! Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Paul Diamond? Paul Diamond - Does it hurt? Then it's good! Razor Ramon with the hair of Ian Rotten. Demolisher - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!! Ian Rotten moving back to his feet Razor Ramon scoops him up and slams him to the ground!! Razor Ramon picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face! Razor Ramon with a lateral press Mike Hunter ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH The Informer - That had to be two and seven eights!! Paul Diamond - Ian Rotten is going to his corner, he tags in Blitzkrieg. Demolisher - Kick to the gut knocks Blitzkrieg out of balance. Razor Ramon follows up with a running knee lift to take him down!! Boston crab being applied by Razor Ramon ... all he has to do is turn him over. The Informer - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Blitzkrieg got out of that at the last second! Razor Ramon pulling Blitzkrieg back to his feet. Knee lift by Razor Ramon takes Blitzkrieg to the ground. Pinning combination by Razor Ramon ...1 ...2 ... Blitzkrieg grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there! Paul Diamond - We've got a tag by Blitzkrieg which brings Ian Rotten into the match. Demolisher - Ian Rotten hops back to his feet. Ian Rotten is on the attack with a series of knife edge chops. Welts are forming on Razor Ramon's chest! Tie up... snap suplex by Ian Rotten. Nicely executed move. Lock up... Ian Rotten with an armdrag takedown. Ian Rotten spending quite a bit of time measuring him up. Falling fist to the chest of Razor Ramon Ian Rotten driving a knee into the spinal area of Razor Ramons back!! The Informer - Currently this match is all Razor Ramon! A huge boot to the face sends Ian Rotten off his feet! Paul Diamond - Ian Rotten Stomping away at the chest of Razor Ramon! Razor Ramons face is being slammed over and over by Ian Rotten Demolisher - That could cave in his face!! Tie up... Who's gonna come out on top The Informer? The Informer - Well Ian Rotten just executed a beautiful spinning neck breaker so I'm gonna have to say Ian Rotten. Paul Diamond - Ian Rotten is going to his corner, he tags in Blitzkrieg. Demolisher - Razor Ramon measuring him up elbow smash! Atomic Drop by Razor Ramon send Blitzkrieg to the ground! Razor Ramon repeatedly slamming Blitzkriegs down! He could break his nose!! The Informer - Blitzkrieg makes the tag, Ian Rotten is coming in. Paul Diamond - Currently this match is all Ian Rotten! Leg drop across the throat of Razor Ramon! Ian Rotten drops a knee on lower leg of Razor Ramon! Razor Ramon taking an onslaught of punishment! Ian Rotten is pounding away at his entire body! Demolisher - Razor Ramon is moving back to his feet Cover by Razor Ramon ...1 ...2 ... Mike Hunter is pointing to the ropes Ian Rotten has his foot on the ropes! Razor Ramon with a lateral press Mike Hunter ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH The Informer - That had to be two and seven eights!! Paul Diamond - Razor Ramon's going for a boston crab. Demolisher - He's not gonna get it on Ian Rotten is to quick! Ian Rotten needs to try for a comeback! The Informer - Ian Rotten hops back to his feet. Chop to the kidney area by Ian Rotten stuns Razor Ramon. Ian Rotten applys a standing bear hug, lifts Razor Ramon up and drops him down!! Paul Diamond - Sort of a version of the Atomic Drop! Razor Ramon moving to his feet. Ian Rotten kicks him back down! Ian Rotten is trying to apply a figure-four!! Demolisher - Razor Ramon Got out of it! He's lucky! The Informer - Ian Rotten is going to his corner, he tags in Blitzkrieg. Paul Diamond - Lock up... Razor Ramon with an armdrag takedown. A huge boot to the face sends Blitzkrieg off his feet! Razor Ramon Stomping away at the chest of Blitzkrieg! Demolisher - Ian Rotten tagged in by Blitzkrieg. The Informer - Razor Ramon climbing back to his feet, Ian Rotten moves in... Vertical Suplex! Razor Ramon is stumbling. Ian Rotten picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face! Cover by Ian Rotten ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by Razor Ramon. Pinning combination by Ian Rotten ...1 ...2 ... Razor Ramon grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there! Paul Diamond - Ian Rotten with a lateral press Mike Hunter ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH Demolisher - That had to be two and seven eights!! Ian Rotten dives on to Razor Ramon and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of Razor Ramon! The Informer - What an incredible series of punches!! Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . Razor Ramon makes it out. Paul Diamond - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts. Demolisher - Ian Rotten's going for a boston crab. The Informer - He's not gonna get it on Razor Ramon is to quick! Cover by Ian Rotten ...1 ...2 ... Mike Hunter is pointing to the ropes Razor Ramon has his foot on the ropes! What an awesome match!!!! Paul Diamond - Good call! Ian Rotten pulling Razor Ramon back to his feet. Demolisher - Ian Rotten connects with a chop to the chest of Razor Ramon. Ian Rotten sends him stumbling with a thunderous blow to the head!! Kick to the gut knocks Razor Ramon out of balance. Ian Rotten follows up with a running knee lift to take him down!! Figure four attempt by Ian Rotten. Razor Ramon kicks him off quick. The Informer - That could have been the end of Razor Ramon! Razor Ramon is out cold! Paul Diamond - Boston crab being applied by Ian Rotten ... all he has to do is turn him over. Demolisher - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Razor Ramon got out of that at the last second! Razor Ramon sure could use some help now. Ian Rotten lifting Razor Ramon into position for something. He devastated the neck of Razor Ramon with a Tombstone type piledriver. Ian Rotten is trying to apply a figure-four!! The Informer - Razor Ramon Got out of it! He's lucky! Ian Rotten out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Razor Ramon went down quick! We're not seeing much offense from Razor Ramon. Paul Diamond - Ian Rotten comes down across the back of Razor Ramon with a double axe handle!! Razor Ramon just can't make it to his feet! Razor Ramon moving to his feet. Ian Rotten kicks him back down! Quick cover by Ian Rotten Razor Ramon kicks out before the one count! Cover by Ian Rotten ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by Razor Ramon. Pinning combination by Ian Rotten ...1 ...2 ... Razor Ramon grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there! Demolisher - Ian Rotten tags in Blitzkrieg. The Informer - Atomic Drop by Razor Ramon send Blitzkrieg to the ground! Razor Ramon drops a knee on lower leg of Blitzkrieg! Currently this match is all Razor Ramon! Razor Ramon spending quite a bit of time measuring him up. Falling fist to the chest of Blitzkrieg Tie up... Who's gonna come out on top Paul Diamond? Paul Diamond - Well Razor Ramon just executed a beautiful spinning neck breaker so I'm gonna have to say Razor Ramon. Razor Ramon is moving back to his feet Demolisher - Cover by Razor Ramon ...1 ...2 ... Mike Hunter is pointing to the ropes Blitzkrieg has his foot on the ropes! Cover by Razor Ramon ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by Blitzkrieg. The Informer - Razor Ramon pulling Blitzkrieg back to his feet. Razor Ramon charges in with a shoulder, which takes Blitzkrieg off his feet. Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . Blitzkrieg makes it out. Paul Diamond - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts. Pinning combination by Razor Ramon ...1 ...2 ... Blitzkrieg grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there! Razor Ramon out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Blitzkrieg went down quick! Demolisher - We've got a tag by Blitzkrieg which brings Ian Rotten into the match. The Informer - Diving forearm sends Ian Rotten to the mat!! Ian Rotten taking an onslaught of punishment! Razor Ramon is pounding away at his entire body! Wait a minute, Blitzkreig is on the outside.... Triple H is there.... where'd he come from?!?!? Paul Diamond - They're having a heated conversation over there!!! Wait a minute...... Demolisher - Razor's Edge!!!!! Razor Ramon goes for the cover, Mike Hunter counts ...1 ...2 ...3!!!!!! [Razor Ramon won the match in 35 minutes and 13 seconds.] Johnny Rotten - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Raaazooor Raaamooon!!!! The Informer - Triple H has left with Blitzkreig, still talking!! The ref rolls out Ian Rotten...... wait a minute!!!! Here's Team Ballz!! They came from the crowd!!! They got a Team Ballz jersey, full of Doorknobs!!! They're beating on Ramon with the shirt!!! The Regulators are beating on Ramon....... La Parka is struting around the ring!! Paul Diamond - Johnny Rage grabs a mic... Rage - Well... its pretty odvious Team Ballz is weak right now...and RX is pretty damn strong. La Parka - :::struts around the ring::: Rage - So we are going to open up the group to a few new members... begining tonight. So... El Conejo... get your ass down here. :::El Conejo walks to ringside::: Rage - Lets get two things out in the open right now my hispanic friend... first, me and Rick apologize for eating your lifelong friend El Hombre de la Langosta. Secondly, we saw what you did tonite... and we know that you hate RX as much as we do. So... here... :::Ramos pours the doorknobs out onto the ring, and tosses the shirt to El Conejo::: Rage - Consider this your invite into Team Ballz. You need us... and we need you. La Parka - RX die NOW! Rage - Shut up. :::Big Balls by AC/DC plays over the PA, and TB2K strides away:::