The Regulators Vs The Insiders Howard Finkel - This next match is a scheduled for one fall and is for the EWA Tag Team Championships... Howard Finkel - Introducing first, headed to the ring is 520 pounds of flesh and muscle, The EWA Tag Team Champions, The Regulators!!! [They climb into the ring] Howard Finkel - And their opponents, coming down the aisle, The Insiders, they weigh in at over 600 pounds!! [They move down to the ring] Vince Black - Looks like Johnny Rage is going to start this match against "Big Sexy Thang" Devon Bash. The Informer - "Big Sexy Thang" Devon Bash is taking over from the start. They tie up... We've got a struggle for power... "Big Sexy Thang" Devon Bash comes out on top with a reverse neck breaker. [Ring, Ring, Ring] Vince Black - Big Sexy Thang picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face! Big Sexy Thang dives on to Johnny Rage and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of Johnny Rage! The Informer - What an incredible series of punches!! Pinning combination by Bash ...1 ...2 ... Rage grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there! Vince Black - We've got a tag by Johnny Rage which brings Rick Ramos into the match. The Informer - Knee lift by Rick Ramos takes Big Sexy Thang to the ground. Vince Black - Ramos is trying to apply a figure-four!! The Informer - Bash Got out of it! He's lucky! Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Vince Black? Vince Black - Does it hurt? Then it's good! The Informer - Johnny Rage tagged in by Rick Ramos. Vince Black - Big Sexy Thang is moving back to his feet "Big Sexy Thang" Devon Bash's going for a boston crab. The Informer - He's not gonna get it on Johnny Rage is to quick! "Big Sexy Thang" Devon Bash lifting Johnny Rage into position for something. He devastated the neck of Johnny Rage with a Tombstone type piledriver. Big Sexy Thang out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Johnny Rage went down quick! Vince Black - "Big Sexy Thang" Devon Bash pulling Rage back to his feet. Bash charging at Johnny Rage. The Informer - Rage's with a back body drop, NO "Big Sexy Thang" Devon Bash reverses into a Piledriver!! We've got a stare down. Vince Black - They're circling like wild deer.. Running clothsline knocks Johnny Rage down hard!! Big Sexy Thang comes down across the back of Rage with a double axe handle!! Johnny Rage just can't make it to his feet! Big Sexy Thang is trying to apply a figure-four!! The Informer - Rage Got out of it! He's lucky! Vince Black - Rage lunging toward Bash and knocking off his feet!! Desperation maneuver by Johnny Rage!! "Big Sexy Thang" Devon Bashs face is being slammed over and over by Johnny Rage The Informer - That could cave in his face!! A huge boot to the face sends Bash off his feet! Rage with repeated boots to the knee of Big Sexy Thang. Working the leg! Vince Black - Currently this match is all "Big Sexy Thang" Devon Bash! Leg drop across the throat of Johnny Rage! Tie up... Who's gonna come out on top The Informer? The Informer - Well Big Sexy Thang just executed a beautiful spinning neck breaker so I'm gonna have to say Bash. "Big Sexy Thang" Devon Bash driving a knee into the spinal area of Rages back!! Big Sexy Thang repeatedly slamming Johnny Rages down! He could break his nose!! "Big Sexy Thang" Devon Bash spending quite a bit of time measuring him up. Falling fist to the chest of Johnny Rage Vince Black - Johnny Rage taking an onslaught of punishment! "Big Sexy Thang" Devon Bash is pounding away at his entire body! Big Sexy Thang driving a knee into the spinal area of Johnny Rages back!! "Big Sexy Thang" Devon Bash is moving back to his feet "Big Sexy Thang" Devon Bash with a lateral press Earl Hebner ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH The Informer - That had to be two and seven eights!! Figure four attempt by Big Sexy Thang. Rage kicks him off quick. Vince Black - That could have been the end of Johnny Rage! The Informer - Tag by "Big Sexy Thang" Devon Bash brings "Da Chazz Guy" Chazz Rocco into the match. Vince Black - Rocco out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Rage went down quick! Da Chazz Guy pulling Rage back to his feet. Rocco sends Johnny Rage into the ropes and follows in with a clothsline! Da Chazz Guy's going for a boston crab. The Informer - He's not gonna get it on Johnny Rage is to quick! Vince Black - Rage lunging toward Rocco and knocking off his feet!! Desperation maneuver by Johnny Rage!! Johnny Rage Stomping away at the chest of "Da Chazz Guy" Chazz Rocco! Rage drops a knee on lower leg of "Da Chazz Guy" Chazz Rocco! Johnny Rage measuring him up elbow smash! Lock up... Johnny Rage with an armdrag takedown. A huge boot to the face sends "Da Chazz Guy" Chazz Rocco off his feet! The Informer - Rages face is being slammed over and over by Da Chazz Guy Vince Black - That could cave in his face!! Rocco with repeated boots to the knee of Johnny Rage. Working the leg! Tie up... Who's gonna come out on top The Informer? The Informer - Well Da Chazz Guy just executed a beautiful spinning neck breaker so I'm gonna have to say Da Chazz Guy. Leg drop across the throat of Rage! Rocco repeatedly slamming Johnny Rages down! He could break his nose!! Currently this match is all "Da Chazz Guy" Chazz Rocco! Vince Black - Johnny Rage taking an onslaught of punishment! "Da Chazz Guy" Chazz Rocco is pounding away at his entire body! "Da Chazz Guy" Chazz Rocco spending quite a bit of time measuring him up. Falling fist to the chest of Johnny Rage The Informer - "Da Chazz Guy" Chazz Rocco is moving back to his feet What an awesome match!!!! Vince Black - Good call! The Informer - "Da Chazz Guy" Chazz Rocco is trying to pull Johnny Rage back to his feet. Johnny Rage with an eye gouge!! Down goes "Da Chazz Guy" Chazz Rocco! Quick cover by Rage Rocco kicks out before the one count! Cover by Johnny Rage ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by Da Chazz Guy. Rage pulling "Da Chazz Guy" Chazz Rocco back to his feet. We've got a stare down. Vince Black - They're circling like wild deer.. Running clothsline knocks "Da Chazz Guy" Chazz Rocco down hard!! What an awesome match!!!! The Informer - Good call! Da Chazz Guy is stumbling. Cover by Johnny Rage ...1 ...2 ... Earl Hebner is pointing to the ropes Rocco has his foot on the ropes! Johnny Rage with the hair of "Da Chazz Guy" Chazz Rocco. Vince Black - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!! The Informer - Rick Ramos tagged in by Johnny Rage. Vince Black - Da Chazz Guy hops back to his feet. Closed fists to the face of Rick Ramos! Those are devastating!!! Rick Ramos taunting "Da Chazz Guy" Chazz Rocco a bit. OHHHHH Rocco with a big scoop slam!! What's Rick Ramos gonna say to that? Rick Ramos sure could use some help now. Good moves by Da Chazz Guy. "Da Chazz Guy" Chazz Rocco with a lateral press Earl Hebner ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH The Informer - That had to be two and seven eights!! Vince Black - "Da Chazz Guy" Chazz Rocco tags in "Big Sexy Thang" Devon Bash. The Informer - Figure four attempt by Big Sexy Thang. Ramos kicks him off quick. Vince Black - That could have been the end of Ramos! Rick Ramos is stumbling. The Informer - Ramos hops back to his feet. "Big Sexy Thang" Devon Bash goes spinning as Ramos connects with a german uppercut! Rick Ramos and "Big Sexy Thang" Devon Bash are going to lock up. Rick Ramos has the advantage. Ramos has him up in a vertical suplex! Vince Black - "Big Sexy Thang" Devon Bash was up there for quite a while! Quick cover by Rick Ramos Bash kicks out before the one count! Rick Ramos out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! "Big Sexy Thang" Devon Bash went down quick! The Informer - Big Sexy Thang hops back to his feet. Big Sexy Thang slamming the head of Rick Ramos into the turnbuckle!! [Crowd ...1 ...2 ...3 ...4] Vince Black - Bash is trying to pull Rick Ramos back to his feet. Ramos with an eye gouge!! Down goes Bash! Rick Ramos lifting Bash into position for something. He devastated the neck of "Big Sexy Thang" Devon Bash with a Tombstone type piledriver. Big Sexy Thang is ROCKED with a big elbow! The Informer - Ramos stomping the face of "Big Sexy Thang" Devon Bash. There's no need for that! Bash sure could use some help now. Vince Black - Tag by Rick Ramos brings Johnny Rage into the match. The Informer - Big Sexy Thang hops back to his feet. Huge Bulldog by Big Sexy Thang may have broken some of Johnny Rages teeth! Big Sexy Thang with a roll up. Earl Hebner counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!! Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Vince Black? Vince Black - Does it hurt? Then it's good! The Informer - Johnny Rage lunging toward "Big Sexy Thang" Devon Bash and knocking off his feet!! Desperation maneuver by Rage!! Leg drop across the throat of Bash! Rage repeatedly slamming "Big Sexy Thang" Devon Bashs down! He could break his nose!! Vince Black - "Big Sexy Thang" Devon Bash is going to his corner, he tags in "Da Chazz Guy" Chazz Rocco. The Informer - Rocco is trying to pull Johnny Rage back to his feet. Johnny Rage with an eye gouge!! Down goes Rocco! Boston crab being applied by Johnny Rage ... all he has to do is turn him over. Vince Black - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! "Da Chazz Guy" Chazz Rocco got out of that at the last second! Cover by Rage ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by "Da Chazz Guy" Chazz Rocco. Rocco climbing back to his feet, Johnny Rage moves in... Vertical Suplex! Rage comes down across the back of Da Chazz Guy with a double axe handle!! Da Chazz Guy just can't make it to his feet! The Informer - We've got a tag by Johnny Rage which brings Rick Ramos into the match. Vince Black - Da Chazz Guy hops back to his feet. "Da Chazz Guy" Chazz Rocco picks him up and dumps Ramos on his head! Rick Ramos is stumbling. The Informer - Rick Ramos hops back to his feet. Ramos sends him stumbling with a thunderous blow to the head!! "Da Chazz Guy" Chazz Rocco is dazed! Ramos attacking with a set of jabs to the chest, Da Chazz Guy tries for some of his own and Rick Ramos blocks and applys a standing armbar! Vince Black - "Da Chazz Guy" Chazz Rocco isn't going to give up to that! Ramos is on the attack with a series of knife edge chops. Welts are forming on Da Chazz Guy's chest! Rick Ramos charges in with a shoulder, which takes Da Chazz Guy off his feet. The Informer - Rick Ramos tags in Johnny Rage. Vince Black - We're not seeing much offense from Rocco. Johnny Rage picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face! The Informer - "Da Chazz Guy" Chazz Rocco hops back to his feet. Set up for a neckbreaker, "Da Chazz Guy" Chazz Rocco pulls it off and drops Johnny Rage like yesterdays newspaper! Cover by Rocco ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by Johnny Rage. Vince Black - Tag by "Da Chazz Guy" Chazz Rocco. "Big Sexy Thang" Devon Bash will go at it now. The Informer - Johnny Rage spending quite a bit of time measuring him up. Falling fist to the chest of Big Sexy Thang A huge boot to the face sends "Big Sexy Thang" Devon Bash off his feet! Tie up... Who's gonna come out on top Vince Black? Vince Black - Well Johnny Rage just executed a beautiful spinning neck breaker so I'm gonna have to say Rage. The Informer - Atomic Drop by Rage send Big Sexy Thang to the ground! Lock up... Johnny Rage with an armdrag takedown. Vince Black - "Big Sexy Thang" Devon Bash Stomping away at the chest of Johnny Rage! Big Sexy Thang measuring him up elbow smash! "Big Sexy Thang" Devon Bash is moving back to his feet Rage moving to his feet. "Big Sexy Thang" Devon Bash kicks him back down! The Informer - Johnny Rage sure could use some help now. What an awesome match!!!! Vince Black - Good call! "Big Sexy Thang" Devon Bash with a roll up. Earl Hebner counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!! Big Sexy Thang is trying to apply a figure-four!! The Informer - Johnny Rage Got out of it! He's lucky! Vince Black - "Big Sexy Thang" Devon Bash tags in "Da Chazz Guy" Chazz Rocco. The Informer - Johnny Rage hops back to his feet. "Da Chazz Guy" Chazz Rocco is dazed! Kick to the gut knocks Da Chazz Guy out of balance. Johnny Rage follows up with a running knee lift to take him down!! Pinning combination by Johnny Rage ...1 ...2 ... Da Chazz Guy grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there! Johnny Rage with a roll up. Earl Hebner counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!! Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . "Da Chazz Guy" Chazz Rocco makes it out. Vince Black - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts. The Informer - "Da Chazz Guy" Chazz Rocco hops back to his feet. They're punching it out, Johnny Rage with a left... right... left ... another! Block by "Da Chazz Guy" Chazz Rocco counters with a right of his own! Down goes Rage! Johnny Rage needs to try for a comeback! Vince Black - Quick cover by Da Chazz Guy Rage kicks out before the one count! The Informer - We've got a tag by Johnny Rage which brings Rick Ramos into the match. Vince Black - We've got a stare down. The Informer - They're circling like wild deer.. Running clothsline knocks Ramos down hard!! Pinning combination by Rocco ...1 ...2 ... Rick Ramos grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there! Boston crab being applied by "Da Chazz Guy" Chazz Rocco ... all he has to do is turn him over. Vince Black - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Rick Ramos got out of that at the last second! We're not seeing much offense from Ramos. Ramos wth a clothesline attempt, No... Rocco ducks, Ramos turns around... Roll up by Rocco pins Rick Ramoss shoulders to the mat. The Informer - He could have him right now! Earl Hebner ...ONE ...TWO ...THREE!!!!!! [The Insiders won the match in 49 minutes and 19 seconds.] Howard Finkel - Ladies and Gentlemen, here are your winners... And NEW EWA Tag Team Champions.... Theee Insiiideeers!!!!!!