X~Pac
                                Vs
                    The Road~Dogg Jesse Jammes

Howard Finkel - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...

Howard Finkel - [X~Pac steps out of the entrance area, the crowd boos,
a fan holds a "X~Pac will lose!!" sign in front of the camera] Coming
down the aisle, weighing 215 pounds, from Minneappolis, Minnessota,
the man you love to hate,  X~Paaac!!!!!!!!!!!

[X~Pac makes his way to the ring.]

Howard Finkel - And his opponent, [D~Generation~X Theme starts to
play "The Road~Dogg Jesse Jammes" chants start in the crowd. ] Ladies
and Gentlemen, from Nashville, Tennessee, Theee Roooaaad~Dooogg Jeeesseee
Jaaammeees!!! [The chants over power the announcement]

[The Road~Dogg Jesse Jammes isn't coming out!!!]

[A Miget Dressed Like The Road~Dogg Gets Into The Ring.]

Vince Black - The Road~Dogg Jesse Jammes look-alike runs at X~Pac.
X~Pac moves as the miget goes into the corner. He falls.

The Informer -  X~Pac goes to the opposite corner....... 6 BALL IN THE
CORNER PAC-IT!!!

Vince Black -  X~Pac goes for the cover!!! 1.... 2.... THREE!!!

[X~Pac won the match in 0 minutes and 26 seconds.]

Howard Finkel - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... X~Paaac

*X~Pac Grabs The Mic.*

X~Pac -  Yo Ass Beta Calllllll Somebody!! Hahah, Damn Jesse... I Always
Knew You Were Short On Talent And Ability... But I Never Knew You Were
So Damn.. Umm... Well Short!! You Go Back And Tell Mr. Ass That Your In
Need Of Some Lovin' Tonight!! One Down, Three Ta Go!!