[ Ethan Tyler is walking with his bag towards the exit. Suddenly Holden Raines steps out and Tyler bumps into his shoulder. ]

Ethan Tyler - Congratulations.

[ Tyler tries passing but Raines gets in his way again ]

Holden Raines - As I'm sure you know, every loser gets a rematch.

Ethan Tyler - Good for them, but I'll pass.

[ As Tyler tries passing, Raines steps in his way again ]

Holden Raines - Oh no, you have to fight. You've got an iron clad contract stating you have to.

Ethan Tyler - And what if I don't want to?

Holden Raines - Well, Tom and I will personally see to it that you don't even wrestle in the shittiest pisshole bingo halls in Portland.

Ethan Tyler - Fine...

[ Tyler walks away, half heartedly answering. Raines smiles and pats his belt ]

Holden Raines - Good luck tonight.



[ The camera brings us to a shot of the EWA symbol, which quickly fades to black. We then see a montage of clips of old and new EWA superstars walking, talking, and doing what they do best--fighting. After a 2-3 minute video is shown, a brand new EWA Tuesday Night Heat video is played. Many clips of past matches, current superstars and pyro are shown. We are then brought to a shot of inside the Pitt Arena in Albuquerque, New Mexico, where THOUSANDS upon THOUSANDS of fans have flooded the Pitt Arena. After a quick view of the fans signs, we are brought to a shot of the announcer's table, where The Informer, Vic Canon and Eddie Sensation are ready to kick of Tuesday Night Heat. ]

The Informer - WEEEEEEEEEEEELCOME...... TOOOO......... TUESDAYYYYYYYY NIIIIIIIIIIIGHT----

[ The Pitt Arena is buzzing as a man makes his way to the ring. We can't quite tell who it is ]

Vic Canon - Who is that coming down to the ring?

The Informer - Whoever the hell it is ruined my introduction! It better not be a fan?

Eddie Sensation - Come on guys, if it was a fan he'd have been escorted by security.

[ The man, head down, ball cap covering his face, walks in between the ropes and stands in the ring, head down ]

Vic Canon - Hey guys, is that who I think it is....

The Informer - Deuce is in the house everyone...

[ A silver sports car pulls into the back parking lot. The drivers side door opens and Deuce steps out in a black Armani suit with matching shoes and a full length mink fur coat with gold trimmed Gargoyle sunglasses. ]

Eddie Sensation - Pimp Daddy Deuce... drivin the new Aston Martin Vanquish... SWEEEET!

[ Deuce walks over to the passenger side and opens the door. ]

Vic Canon - What is she doing.. WITH DEUCE?

Eddie Sensation - Tracey Lane? WHAT!?

[ Deuce offers his arm to Tracey and the two walk inside. ]

The Informer - We saw Tracey Lane help out Bigg Daddy Deuce at RIAC 3 to no avail... but what is she doing here tonight?

Vic Canon - Why isn't she with Dino Delsante?

[ Divine, Tito and Dane Slice show up at the arena carrying a large trunk. Rob DiMarco runs up to them and starts to speak. ]

Rob DiMarco - Divine!! Divine!!

Divine - I love it when a man screams my name!!

Rob DiMarco - Divine....everyone has been wondering just what are you going to do with Leon Sharpe and where is he....and is he ok??

Divine - Sharpe is fine!! In fact....he's closer than you think!!

Rob DiMarco - But why Divine? Why did you kidnap him at Rage in a Cage 3? You guys had the tag team titles won!!

Divine - Tag team gold means nothing to this Diva!! Tag Team Gold is probably the least important gold to me because that would me that I'd have to share!! BAH!!! DIVINE SHARES NOTHING!!! Except bodily fluids....

Rob DiMarco - But where....

Divine - DONT WORRY WHERE HE IS!!! YOU'LL SEE HIM TONIGHT!!!

[ Divine, Tito and Dane Slice enter the dressing room. They throw the large trunk in the corner and a loud moan can be heard coming from inside. Divine, Tito and Dane Slice begin to kick the trunk around the room laughing hysterically. Divine opens the trunk and out pops Leon Sharpe!! He's handcuffed and is gagged. ]

Divine - Oh Leon!! What's wrong?? All tied up!!

Dane Slice - This dude needs a drink!! Want me to go get him some cherry Mountain Dew?

Divine - No, no, Dane!! I think I have the perfect drink for him....

[ Divine unzips his pants and the camera quickly zooms away as Divine urinates all over the handcuffed Leon Sharpe. Sharpes growls with anger as Tito tosses him back into the large trunk and locks it. ]

Dane Slice - OH MAN!!! THAT WAS MESSED UP!!

Divine - YES!!! VERY MESSED UP!!!! HAHA!!!

Dane Slice - Man Divine, your piss stinks!!

Divine - Wait until you see what happens later.....

[ The camera fades as Tito begins to kick the trunk over and over again.... ]

[ Scene opens: Sakyo is in his dressing room. His tights are on, and top situated perfect for entrance to the ring. He wipes the sweat off his forehead with a towel as he stands in front of his mirror. He looks deep at himself and than takes a drink of water from his bottle. He stares more into his eyes when suddenly a voice comes into play. ]

Voice - Possession is something not highly looked upon…. Especially over material things…. But what about people? What about the human mind….? What makes you so EXTREME? What makes you CHAMPIONSHIPMATERIAL…? WHO ARE YOU?

[ Sakyo shakes his head, and wipes more sweat off his forehead as he looks at himself nervously in the mirror. He rubs his eyes to make, what seem to be a delusion, go away. He than tries to grasp his confidence when suddenly the voice comes back to him and speaks once more…. ]

Voice - It takes a man 10,000 times stronger to be a champion…. You are not like the rest of the people here….. your different, your peculiar, your odd…. The rest, all caught in the possession… You Sakyo…. Are lost in the wondering…. Lost in the confusion of who you are… and where you are……

[ Suddenly Sakyo responds! ]

Sakyo Kyuma - I AM "GENJUTSUSHI!!" I am the Osaka Assassin…. Last of the Nabeshima Samurai Clan!! I am the EWA Extreme Champion, and the Japanese Deathmatch King!!! I've fought hard, fair, and followed the right path to reach the nirvana I have found!! Who are you to question me?!?! Who are you to ask who am I?!?!

[ Sakyo slams his hand into the mirror before him. As pieces fall, and large cracks appear, Sakyo looks down into the sink. Blood is rushing out his hand and into the drain. He turns on the faucet, and cleans it. Suddenly the voice comes back as his body jerks is motions that are unstable. ]

Voice - I am the one who is here to save you…. I am the one who has been watching over your shoulder…. Guiding, providing, and helping you through your most divine hour… as you have seem to lost your way…… lost who you are……

[ Sakyo flips out!! ]

Sakyo Kyuma - What is this?!?! Some kind of joke?!? I am the one and the only Sakyo Kyuma!!!! I know who I am!! Lost my way?!?! I am on the path of destruction towards those who want to oppose me….. I live for the thrill… not the kill…. Unless it's necessary…. I do what I must do… and choose wisely of my path… you reap nothing but…… Havoc……

[ Sakyo suddenly pauses…. ]

Sakyo Kyuma - Like….That of which I have been portraying…. Something that will take me somewhere….. where have I gone with my talent…. A Television title that every man in this fed laughs at… and taunts me about… telling me its tin, and I'm fake….. Who are THEY? I am the EXTREME….. I am what you say I am…..

[ Sakyo drops to his knees as blood continues to slowly drip from his knuckles…. Staring at the ground he covers his face as if he's ashamed. He speaks once more….. ]

Sakyo Kyuma - I….must kill to survive….And survive to kill…. Something must be done to change the things that take me no where…. I MUST DESTROY the EWA through faction…. Destroy all who want to destroy me, and who I am…. For I am "GENJUTSUSHI"…. Master of the Illusion Technique….. THE OSAKAASSASIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ The voice comes back ]

Voice - And you will treat others as you've been treated…. Never lay aim… They shall Die The Dogs Death…. Hagakure!

[ Sakyo stands suddenly strong in a stance. He takes the extreme title, and wraps it around his waist. He now stands before the shattered mirror, and strikes his stance again. The camera slowly begins to fade out as Sakyo's eyes turn to bright red, and his fury begins to change the way his mind thinks…… scene ends ]

[ We fade to the back, where a limo is pulling up. The limo stops and out of the right side door comes Don Louis Albino in a coat and t-shirt, from the other side, we see Louis Syffler walk out in a blazer jacket with his suitcase, and we then see Shawn Rocker get out of the limo in black pants and a jacket. The three men start walking into the building as the camera follows them. ]

Don Louis Albino - Ya know that Rifleman isn't so tough Shawn...

Shawn Rocker - Hell no... I have a better shot of beating Walther. Hell, he won the title because somebody laid down for him, I mean that's even more pathetic than Leon Sharpe winning the EWA Tag Team titles.

Lou Syffler - We are gonna get Sharpe back tonight, right?

Shawn Rocker - Sure, knock yourself out, let him eat cake.

Don Louis Albino - I know you're ready to wrestle the International champion.

Shawn Rocker - Because I'm an international superstar? in TWO countries, the US and Canada. Rifleman can't say that, Sharpe can't say he has fans in one country.

Lou Syffler - Ya do know that Sharpe is gonna be pissed at you for what you are saying?

Shawn Rocker - You took care of that little inconvienience, right?

Lou Syffler - Yeah, I'm sure he'll know about our little insurance for that... Anyways, we gotta go in and beat Rifleman.

Don Louis Albino - What do you say to 4 laps around the arena?

Shawn Rocker - Sure..

Don Louis Albino - I won't do any running.

Shawn Rocker - Okay.

Lou Syffler - One more thing Shawn... I have my personal bodyguard already here.. he's willing to guard you and Louis.. he's the somewhat tall guy with black shit all around his eyes, you'll know him when you see him.

Shawn Rocker - Oooooooooooookay... that's nice to know.

[ The three men walk into a room and close the door as we fade to black. ]

[ The lights fade to black as "Proposition Fuck You" by Methods of Mayhem play throughout the arena. The letters B.D.D. fade in and out on the big screen as Deuce steps through the curtain to a wave of boos. ]

The Informer - Deuce sure is strutting after that vicious match last week against Vinny D.

[ He walks a little further then turns his back to the crowd and points to the ride side of the stage as huge red pyro bombs explode, then he points to the left side as huge red pyro bombs explode yet again. He continues a couple times then reaches the ring. He climbs to the second turnbuckle and throw his hands in the air, the fans continue to boo. ]

Deuce - Ladies.. and germs...

Vic Canon - Sure, he's cocky coming off a big loss to his so called best friend who stole his girl...

Deuce - First off.. SHUT THE HELL UP! You see this here mic in my hand... that means that I have the floor... and you all shut the hell up.

Eddie Sensation - Vintage Deuce...

Deuce - I'm not out here to listen to you rednecks yammer through your teeth.. I'm here to let you all know that you are looking at one half of the next EWA Tag Team champions...

The Informer - One half? Who is his partner?

Deuce - You all know who my partner is... but lets not get to that right yet...

Vic Canon - You cant just leave us hanging!

Eddie Sensation - Its Deuce... he can do whatever he wants.

Deuce - Lets talk about the swing that was heard around the world... lets talk about the most famous hit in all of wrestling... more famous than any Mark Maguire homerun... roll that beautiful bean footage.

[ The video screen goes black as footage from Rage in a Cage 3. ]

The Informer - Hey!! Tracey Lane is coming down the aisle with a baseball bat. What the hell is she doing out here?

Eddie Sensation - Maybe she's Vinny's new woman!

Vic Canon - She just got into the cage. Deuce and Vinny D are still down.... She stands in between them both, she's loading up for a swing.... Vinny D and Deuce are getting up..... My God!! she just cracked Vinny in the ribs with that bat. And now she leaves it in front of Deuce. She's leaving?

The Informer - Maybe she already dealt with Vinny and isn't too happy?? I don't know how to explain this fans, I'm real sorry.

Eddie Sensation - I do... DRIVEBY!!!

Vic Canon - Well fans, the match seems to be restored to order, we have a new ref here, and the cage is locked up again.... Now Deuce has the bat in his hands.... Rib shot..... Oh no, Deuce is lining up Vinny again, it looks like he's aiming for his head. This is insane.... It can't be.....

[ Rob DiMarco is backstage with all three members of the Order, who look quite confident and even relatively happy! ]

Rob DiMarco - We are moments away from the big six-man-tag match in which the North American, Television, and Tag Team Titles will all be on the line. We've heard from the challengers, but here and now are the men with everything to lose; The Order of the Awakened.

[ He puts the mic in front of Ken Doe. ]

Ken Doe - Finally, an opponent worthy of my greatness! Divine and Santoro are my friends' targets, and Delsante shall be entirely left to me! Of all the men I've faced thus far, he is the name of greatest consequence. And tonight, he shall become a victim of circumstance!

Omega - We've already handled the Divine one time, and Santoro gives us no reason to worry whatsoever. When you look up and down this match, the outlook is dismal for the opposition.

Alpha - A thrown-together conglomerate of three is no match for a fine-tuned force. We have the experience, the edge, and all-the-more importantly...the gold. Like DiMarco said, we've got everything to lose, but we're going to lose nothing!

Ken Doe - No force on this earth is capable of stopping what I began! The number of those awakened has changed little, but the number of those crushed in the wake of our ministry escalates with every week. To add three more men is no great task, and it will surprise no one in its happening. We are just that incredible, and finally, you all are starting to understand!

[ The Order walks off as the scene ends. ]

Rachel Stevens - Cornerstone, after a horrific match at Rage In A Cage, you have earned a title shot for not one, but three titles! Are you prepared for this match?

Dino Delsante - Rachel, I haven't a clue how this match is going to be decided, so I would be lying if I said I was ready. But when there's gold on the line, I always...ALWAYS...do my best to walk out a champion.

[ Rachel Stevens looks behind him ]

Dino Delsante - Uh...are you looking for someone?

Rachel Stevens - Well, where's your manager? Tracey Lane?

Dino Delsante - For the LAST TIME, she is not my manager!

Rachel Stevens - But at the PPV, we---

Dino Delsante - She helped me out, yeah. But she is not my manager.

Rachel Stevens - What about Deuce's comments earlier that you and he were reforming a tag team?

Dino Delsante - WHAT?

Rachel Stevens - And that he is Tracey Lane's brother? Did you know this?

[ Dino is silent and in shock. He looks at Rachel and then into the camera...his face is a mixture of fury and confusion. He then walks off... ]

[ Divine, Dane Slice, and Tito are standing backstage with Rob DiMarco. Divine is wearing a long red cape and a blue body suit. He takes the cape off and hands it to Tito, then gets ready for the interview to start. ]

Rob DiMarco - Divine, tonight you have to team with Dino Delsante and Santoro to take on The Order and Ken Doe for a match with the Tag Team, North American, and Television titles on the line! This is a tremendous opportunity to win some EWA gold....are you up to the challenge?

Divine - I'm always up to the challenge!! Divine is always ready for a fight!! And Divine is ALWAYS ready for some EWA GOLD!!!

Rob DiMarco - But wasnt it you, who just a few weeks ago, turned on your partner Leon Sharpe in an EWA Tag Team title match?!

Divine - Yes, but Leon was being a bitch and an asshole. All I wanted was a companion, not just a partner. Tonight, I am the LEADER of the team, and the other two guys are counting on me, and dammit I cant let those girls down!! Santoro....Dido....tonight....my friends....we will all win some GOLD!!!!

Rob DiMarco - But do you think Dino and Santoro trust you?

Divine - Of course they do!! I'm the most trust worthy man in the EWA!! Ask Leon Sharpe!! He trusted me...and now look at him!!

Rob DiMarco - Divine...

Divine - SHUT UP!!! I'll make this short and sweet...just like Ken Doll's penis...My team, the Divine DeLSantoro Squad, is going to win a shit load of gold, from some Jesus Freaks who went haywire!! And if I have to do it by myself....I WILL!!! So help me God I will stick my [Beep] right in every one of their tight little [Beep]!!!!!

Rob DiMarco - My God!! This is HEAT, you cant say that!!

Divine - I just did!! I want GOLD!!! Dido wants GOLD!!!! Santoro wants GOLD!!! So it's GOLD that binds us....gold is this girls best friend!! And when you stick Dido, Santoro and Divine against The Odor and Ken Doll....the answer is simple....A SEXUAL BANANZA!!!!!!!!! TO THE RING!!!!!!!!

[ Tito puts the red cape back on Divine and they march towards the ring. ]

Chris Myers - This next match is scheduled for THREE FALLS and is for the EWA Tag Team, Television and North American Titles!

[ "Sugar" by the Archies blasts through the speakers... ]

Chris Myers - Introducing first... standing 5'5" and weighing in at 120 pounds, from Monterrey, Mexico, Santoro!

[ Santoro steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring. ]

[ "When Doves Cry" by Prince blasts through the speakers... ]

Chris Myers - Next... standing 6'8" and weighing in at 335 pounds, from Hollywood, Divine!

[ Divine steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring. ]

[ "Alive" by P.O.D. blasts through the speakers... ]

Chris Myers - Next... standing 6'3" and weighing in at 240 pounds, from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, "The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante!

[ "The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring. ]

[ "Lakini's Juice" by Live blasts through the speakers... ]

Chris Myers - Now, their opponents! First... standing 6'2" and weighing in at 230 pounds, from Chicago, Illinois, Ken Doe!

[ Ken Doe steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring. ]

[ "Psycho Man" by Black Sabbath blasts through the speakers... ]

Chris Myers - And finally... at a total combined weight of 470 pounds, Alpha and Omega, The Order!

[ The Order step out from behind the curtain and head towards the ring. ]

[ Ding, Ding, Ding! ]

The Informer - And here we go! Fall number one is for the EWA North American Title!

Vic Canon - Divine is starting off against Alpha.... and they circle! Wait a minute... who the hell is that?!

Eddie Sensation - It's Scott "RAGE" Hunter! He's coming to the ring! But for what?!

The Informer - I don't know.. but it's caught Alpha's attention! WAIT A MINUTE! LOOK OUT! WHAM!!!!!!

Vic Canon - DIVINE INTERVENTION!!!!!!! DIVINE INTERVENTION!!!!!!! HE COVERS ALPHA! 1.......... 2............ 3!!!!!!!!!!

Chris Myers - The winner of the first fall, and NEW EWA NORTH AMERICAN CHAMPION... DIVINE!

WINNER: Divine w/ Divine Intervention by Pinfall

Eddie Sensation - HOLY SHIT! Divine won that title again?! What is that... his third time?

The Informer - YUP! Divine is now a three time North American Champion! Alpha has rolled out of the ring... and Ken Doe is walking over to Scott Hunter to investigate!

Vic Canon - Omega has jumped in the ring! He wants a piece of Divine! WHAM! Divine nails him with a clothesline! And Divine tags in Dino Delsante!

Eddie Sensation - Dino picks up Omega.... and....... and.......

The Informer - WHAM!!!!!! THE STEEL CURTAIN! DINO NAILS HIS MOVE! HE COVERS OMEGA!

Vic Canon - THE REF COUNTS! 1............ 2...................

Eddie Sensation - .............3!

Chris Myers - The winner of the second fall, and NEW EWA TELEVISION CHAMPION.... DINO DELSANTE!

WINNER: Dino Delsante w/ The Steel Curtain by Pinfall

The Informer - WOW! DINO DELSANTE HAS WON THE SECOND FALL! And Ken Doe just heard the announcement.... he's pissed!

Vic Canon - Alpha charges at Scott Hunter...... WHAM!!!!!! SPEAR BY HUNTER!!!!!!!!! BIG TIME SPEAR!

Eddie Sensation - KEN DOE SLIDES INTO THE RING! He swings at Dino.... NO! Dino ducks! WHAM! Drop kick by Dino!

The Informer - Ken Doe bounces off the ropes.... LOOK OUT! HERE COMES OMEGA FROM THE OTHER SIDE!

Vic Canon - WHAM! ON NO! KEN DOE AND OMEGA COLLIDED!! WAIT! DIVINE IS IN THE RING! DIVINE CLOTHESLINES KEN DOE OVER THE TOP ROPE!

Eddie Sensation - Dino Delsante is measuring Omega now...... they're the legal men!

The Informer - OH NO!!!!!!! THE IRON CITY DROP!!!!! DINO NAILED IT! HE COVERS OMEGA AGAIN!

Vic Canon - 1............ 2............................... 3!!!!!!!!

Chris Myers - And the winner of the third fall, and NEW EWA TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS....... DINO DELSANTE!

WINNER: Dino Delsante w/ The Iron City Drop by Pinfall

Eddie Sensation - DINO HAS TWO TITLES AT ONCE?!

The Informer - NOPE! THREE! TWO TAG TEAM TITLES, AND THE TV TITLE! AND LOOK AT SCOTT HUNTER ON THE OUTSIDE! HE'S GOING CRAZY ON KEN DOE AND ALPHA!

Vic Canon - SPEAR! SPEAR! HE'S TAKING THEM BOTH OUT!

Eddie Sensation - Damn! What did they do to him?!

The Informer - Who knows Eddie! Hopefully we'll find out soon enough!

[ The lights in the arena dim as "Return to Innocence" by Enigma begins to play. A pink glow falls over the sold out arena as the fans get on their feet to see what's going on. A few moments later Divine enters the arena wearing a long white robe. Divine is followed be Tito and Dane Slice who are carrying a large trunk. They enter the ring and set the trunk down in the center of the squared circle. Divine grabs a microphone and starts to speak as the music dies down. ]

Divine - Hello everyone....and it is time to answer the question everyone has been dying to hear the answer to....WHERE IS LEON SHARPE?!?

[ Various "FAGGOT" chants break out through the arena. ]

Divine - So....Dane...Tito....if you'd be so kind as to do the honors....OPEN THE TRUNK!!!!

[ Dane Slice and Tito throw the latches on the trunk open and out pops Leon Sharpe. He looks like he hasnt slept in days. Dane Slice and Tito hold Leon Sharpe then handcuff him to the ropes. ]

Divine - Leon....Leon....Leon....you wanted to turn me straight? Leon, what were you thinking? TURN DIVINE STRAIGHT?!? HA!!! It cant be done!! The day I go straight is the day I die!! And if anyone is turning....it's going to be YOU!!!!

[ Sharpe has an angered look on his face but looks extremely exhausted. His mouth is taped shut and he's being poked with sticks by Tito and Dane Slice. ]

Divine - Tito...Dane...leave him to me!!

[ Tito and Dane Slice step back as Divine gets inches away from Leon Sharpe. ]

Divine - Now Leon, I've locked you up for many days now....forced you to watch "Beaches" and "The Birdcage" numerous times! And now....the final step to turning you homosexual....a public homosexual attack will either send you over the deep end, or make you realize that deep down in side, the THUNDERGOD is a queer!! So what's it going to be LEON?? Are you gay??

[ Divine rips the tape off of Leon's mouth. Sharpe slowly looks up then spits in Divine's face. The crowd roars with a loud cheer as Divine simply licks the spit off of his face then starts to speak. ]

Divine - So you want to get kinky Leon? I can get kinkier....than anyone.....you've ever met!!

[ Divine gets close to Leon Sharpe then plants a kiss right on his lips. Tito and Dane Slice hold Sharpes legs on the outside so he cant kick. Divine then licks Leon Sharpe's face as he grabs a handful of his crotch and squeezes! The crowd starts to throw garbage in the ring as Divine rubs his body against Leon Sharpes. Divine stops then asks Leon again. ]

Divine - Now Leon....ARE YOU GAY??

[ Divine holds the microphone up to Leon Sharpe's mouth. ]

Leon Sharpe - Ok Divine....you win.....

Divine - YES I KNEW IT!!!!

Leon Sharpe - You're a fucking faggot!!!!!!!

[ With a burst of strength Sharpe breaks his leg free and kicks Divine right in the crotch. The crowd goes wild as Divine rolls around on the mat in pain. Dane Slice and Tito run in the ring and begin to beat down Leon Sharpe. Divine slowly gets up and is irate. Divine rolls outside the ring and grabs a steel chair then quickly gets back in the ring and right up in Leon Sharpe's face. ]

Divine - LEON....IF YOU WONT GO GAY WILLINGLY....I'LL MAKE YOU GAY MYSELF!!!!!!

[ The camera begins to pan through the crowd. As it reads the signs that are made for all the great EWA Superstars to see, there is a man once again, in the rafters this time. He is wearing his long black tights with the "M" wrapped in barbedwire on them. His face heavily shaded from the darkness….. Suddenly lights flash, flicker, and a darkness casts over the arena as the M flashes on the jumbo tron….. Words are spoken…. ]

[ We fade to the back, where Lou Syffler is talking on the phone. ]

Lou Syffler - Look... what we need you to do is to keep him out of the hair of me, Louis and Shawn.. we need you to keep him in your hands tonight and maybe next week. Maybe with some wiring, you can take care of him for longer.

[ Syffler pauses a bit to listen. ]

Lou Syffler - Damnit, you should know what I am doing.. Reagan did it with the hostages in Iran, just keep Leon around so he doesn't interrupt Shawn's title match or kill Shawn later, I don't have my restraining order on him yet.

[ Syffler glances and sees the camera. ]

Lou Syffler - Okay, I'm gonna have to go, I'm being filmed, next time, I gotta be more vague.

[ Syffler hangs up the phone. ]

Lou Syffler - Cameraman... Vinnie... consider your ass sued for Illegally taping my conversation. I'm Louis Joshua Syffler and I am a lawyer. You don't do that, because I win 90% of my cases. 9 out of 10.

[ Syffler rolls his eyes and we fade to black. ]

[ All of the sudden screens pick up Sakyo Kyuma backstage. He is walking out of his dressing room when suddenly Rob DiMarco walks out from no where to encounter the new EWA Extreme Champion for the first time after winning his title. ]

Rob DiMarco - Sakyo!! I need to talk to you, please wait one moment.

[ Sakyo stops and turns towards Rob who is rushing him from the opposite direction. Sakyo stops and looks at him square in the eye. ]

Rob DiMarco - Sakyo, the new EWA "Extreme" Champion… How was your battle last Sunday against Santoro and Ken Doe? You surely won yourself a nice title, but at the expense of the one you held before. Your thoughts?

[ Sakyo looks at him. He turns his head away from Rob and looks down at his title which is draped around his waist. He looks backup, and stares straight into Rob's eyes. His fury takes a hold of him once more as he speaks. ]

Sakyo Kyuma - What does it matter Rob? According to the world, the Television title is a joke, and a disgrace to any man who entitles himself a Champion!! Why should I care if the title was lost? Let Ken Doe hold the title. Look at who challenged myself and him for that title… Santoro! And the same goes for this Extreme title here…. What does it matter? Call me what your want Rob… all that matters is that I AM the "Extreme" whether this title say's so or not….And the EWA is soon to see more of it…

Rob DiMarco - The "Extreme" is something large and broad to call yourself Sakyo. A lot of men in this federation consider themselves Extreme… Just look at the name of the place… Extreme…. Wrestling….Association….need me to spell it?

[ Sakyo raises his fist to Rob as he drops back and begins to mess his pants in fright. Sakyo turns his head and calms himself. He then looks back at Rob. ]

Sakyo Kyuma - No respect… everyone in this fed say's they get no respect and it is the truth. I am what I say I am for I prove to be it. Jay Flash was first… through the table from within the ring… Arthryn was second…. And took the worse beating of all…. And than Ken Doe and Santoro…. Ken Doe ducked me…. Santoro had the balls to bring the fight, but in the end after all the bullshit and runaround games I still finish 2nd… but no longer will I. I've already defeated one of the best….And sooner than later I will defeat the rest of the best… until I am THE ONE…….

[ Suddenly as Sakyo stands there finishing his enthusiastic speech, Arthryn is seen sitting in his locker room staring at the screen. He took notice to Sakyo's comments and continues to watch and listen. ]

Sakyo Kyuma - No one……. And I mean NO ONE in this federation will be able to stop what I plan to bring forth…. Which is the destruction of every man… every competitor…. And every man who dares to face me…. 3 have been down… and are now completely out…. There are only a few more…. They will all fall too…to the……

[ The camera shows Arthryn stand up from his seat and storm out of his locker room heading towards where Sakyo is holding his interview. The fans chant with Sakyo as this is being seen on the giant screen. ]

Sakyo Kyuma - …..GENJUTSUSHI!!!

[ Suddenly as Sakyo stands there and basks in his own glory Arthryn comes up and stands behind him. As Sakyo looks down at his belt, Arthryn takes the microphone from Rob and begins to mimic him from behind, taunting the champion. Suddenly Sakyo turns around and JUMPS at the sight of Arthryn in a state of shock!!! ]

Arthryn - Easy, jap. I wish you no harm. I've been hearing you talk about your toughness, and what-not. You said that you took me out, and now I'm out for good. Last time, you know you didn't beat me the right way. And I'm sure as hell not out of it. So prove yourself to the world. Here's your chance, man. Put that belt of yours on the line, hardcore rules... What do you say?

[ Sakyo looks at the ground, than back up at Arthryn. He gets right up in the challengers face as Rob begins to creep in between them. Rob takes the mic back from Arthryn, and holds it before Sakyo. Sakyo looks more into Arthryn's eyes, looking as if he's about to snap… he responds. ]

Sakyo Kyuma - I've been hoping for this day. Those who are defeated, are gladly returned to fight once again. This time Arthryn…. This will be your Judgement Day….. I Arthryn… no longer have respect for you, or any kind of appreciation for your talent and skill…. For me to except would be me once again, teaching a lesson… to the apprentice…. I Accept!!!

[ Rob puts the mic towards Arthryn who shouts back in anger a response. ]

Arthryn - Apprentice?!? You are not who you say you are. You talk big Sakyo, way bigger now than you ever did before, and a lot bigger than you can back up and I know it! I'm gonna clear your head of whatever cobwebs are congesting it. You need a wake up!

Sakyo Kyuma - ME?!? You have no balls!! I'm about to give you a wake up call right now you son of a bitch!!!!!!

[ Sakyo swings at Arthryn and suddenly security rushes in tackling both men to opposite sides of the hallway. Rob standing there in between the controversy grabs the mic and speaks more. ]

Rob DiMarco - Folks you heard it there. Heated words, between two heated opponents. This should be one great match. Arthryn, the challenger, against the newly crowned EWA Extreme Champion, Sakyo Kyuma. Folks, that's all from here, lets go back to ring side!!

[ We go to the back where Kareem Muhammad is drinking some black coffee and watching a TV set on CBS. We suddenly hear a voice in the background. ]

[ Suddenly the EWA Big Screen comes on and a shot of a nearby street can be seen. ]

The Informer - What the hell is that?

[ Divine can be seen on a street corner with a woman. ]

Eddie Sensation - It's Divine!! And who's that chick he's with?!? She's hot as hell!!!

[ The camera gets closer and it can be seen that the woman Divine is with isnt even a woman....it's Leon Sharpe in drag!!!! ]

Vic Canon - OH MY GOD!!!

The Informer - This...this is just too much!! Divine has gone way too far this time!! I've heard about public humiliation....but dressing a man up in drag and parading him up and down the streets of a major city....

Eddie Sensation - I cant believe that's Leon Sharpe....he actually makes a pretty good woman....

Vic Canon - WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU SAYING EDDIE?!? DONT TELL ME DIVINE'S GOT TO YOU TOO!!!

Eddie Sensation - Dont go there Cannon!! I'm just saying....from far away Sharpe looked like a pretty hot chick....

[ Suddenly a car pulls up to Divine and Leon Sharpe. The man says something to Divine and Divine answers. ]

Divine - Yes sir....this lovely woman is only $5.00 ten minutes!!

[ The man says something back to Divine. ]

Divine - Am I the pimp? I guess you could say that! I'll take the cash!! Just do your business in this alley way and tell all your friends!!

[ Divine takes the mans money and shoves Leon Sharpe into the car. The man pulls into the alley way as Divine counts the money. While Divine shoves the money into his pocket you can see the car start to shake. ]

Vic Canon - Oh.....my......God.....

The Informer - Fans.....this might just be the sickest thing we've ever seen on HEAT.......

Eddie Sensation - I cant believe he just pimped Leon Sharpe.....for $5.00 stinking dollars....he looked like he could've gone for at least $15.00......

Vic Canon - I hope this is some kind of joke....someone's got to get down there and stop this......

The Informer - How can Tom Stone let this happen?? This is a God Damn travesty!!

Eddie Sensation - But why the hell did Sharpe get into that car willingly?!?

Vic Canon - Sharpe was obviously drugged Eddie....

Eddie Sensation - Yeah....well from the way that car is rocking, I think Sharpe is going to need more drugs when this night is over!!

[ Suddenly three men appear behind Divine and give him a handfull of money. Divine takes it and points to the car. The men knock on the car door then get in and the car starts to shake even more violently!! Divine starts to laugh wildly as the car rocks back and forth. ]

Vic Canon - CHRIST!!!!! CUT TO COMMERICAL!!!!!

The Informer - Sweet Jesus....I'm going to be sick......

[ The show quickly cuts to commerical. ]

[ Suddenly, the rhythmic bass drum that opens up Disturbed's "Down With the Sickness" starts to fill the arena! ]

[ We cut to the back, where we see Lou Syffler and The Ghoul standing by with Rachel Stevens. Syffler is wearing a gray blazer and khakis while carrying his briefcase. The Ghoul is in a vest with sunglasses on. ]

Rachel Stevens - If I may ask, where is Shawn Rocker?

Lou Syffler - Shawn Rocker is making his last preperation for his match. He's stretching, praying, stuff like that.

[ Stevens is startled. ]

Rachel Stevens - He's praying?

Lou Syffler - Yes harlot, he's praying that his opponent doesn't become disabled due to the beating. Shawn Rocker is no dumb cookie, he ain't no rookie. He's wrestled for a long time. Just not in the EWA, because he's been around waiting for his shot to dethrone Leon Sharpe.

Rachel Stevens - I must ask, what the hell are you doing in the EWA?

Lou Syffler - I am a lawyer, I deal mainly in assault and I am also a wrestling manager, I have a license for both managing and law. I make sure that justice is not miscarried against my clients. I have many clients in Wrestling, maybe some more will be in the EWA, to add to the many I have now.

[ We move to the side, where Shawn Rocker is walking out, he has purple tights on with 'ROCKER' down the side, Rocker's appearance with his blond hair and goatee could remind some of a Steve Corino or a Chris Jericho, but that is beyond the point. ]

Shawn Rocker - Sorry for being late.. I have to say that me and God were in a deep conversation. Me being his Perfect Creation and all.

Rachel Stevens - Well, thanks for taking some time out from talking with God to talk to me.

Shawn Rocker - I already talked to you. I remember that you were the woman in the EWA that is tough to nail, but I got the job done.

Rachel Stevens - [To Syffler] Do you deal with Slander or Sexual Harassment cases?

Lou Syffler - Yeah, stop sexually harassing Shawn..

Rachel Stevens - [Rolling eyes] Anyways Shawn, you have shown yourself to be a total turncoat, using your supposed best friends problem to get yourself a job wrestling with the EWA. While ensuring that he won't be released from Divine.

Shawn Rocker - Hey hey.. we're trying our hardest to get Leon home. It's just tough, but Lou is playing hardball with them, it will work. Trust me, Leon will be home by Christmas.. or New Years. Or Martin Luther King Day.

Rachel Stevens - Why don't you call the fucking SWAT team in to do that job?

Lou Syffler - Listen harlot, if you have all the answers, how come you are a woman? There are two types of women, women without wills, they are the ones who are easy to lay and there are women with wills, they are Lesbians.

Rachel Stevens - You two make me sick.

Shawn Rocker - It's just your menstrual cramps Rach.. don't blame it on me. Ask another question.

Rachel Stevens - Well, Shawn, how do you think you have a shot at beating Eric Walther?

Shawn Rocker - What do you think Woman? Look, do you think that Oklahoma State could beat Oklahoma? It doesn't matter who is experienced or not, because this is the EWA and anybody can beat anybody, and I will beat Eric Walther. Any damn way I can. If he can win the belt from a man laying down, I can win it by being the Dirtiest player in the Sport. It doesn't matter. Darwin was wrong, perfection doesn't evolve, IT IS CREATED.

[ Rocker, Syffler and the Ghoul walk off. ]

[ Backstage Rob DiMarco is standing with Eric Walther. Walther's wearing a long-sleeve white mesh shirt, his black boots, and black and grey fatigues. He has a bandana tied around his head as a headband, keeping his wet hair from falling down in his face. He has an arrogant grin on his face, and the EWA International title slung over his shoulder, as DiMarco begins the interview. ]

Rob DiMarco - So Eric, this is your first title defense as EWA International Champion. How's it feel to be the champ?

Eric Walther - Rob, so much stupidity issues from your mouth, it's ridiculous. How do you think it is to be the champ? It's great. Screw all of those people who said that I was going to be the next big thing, then bailed on me when I had a couple of tough losses where I got screwed. Screw them Rob, I'm the champ now, and they can kiss my ass.

Rob DiMarco - Uh, well Eric, you didn't really win that belt very cleanly...

Eric Walther - Cleanly DiMarco? I don't know what the hell you're talking about. I've got the belt over my shoulder to say that I won. I pinned NoMaD's over the hill ass 3 right in the middle of the ring. It doesn't get much cleaner than that.

Rob DiMarco - But NoMaD laid down for you?

Eric Walther - What NoMaD did was NoMaD's business. Smart move, probably lengthened his career by a few years by not letting me get the piece of him that I wanted to. Whatever Rob, he's not a concern any more.

Rob DiMarco - Uh, okay Eric. What about your match with the recently kidnapped Thundergod, Leon Sharpe in just a few minutes?

Eric Walther - I'm going to take the Thundergod apart. My only regret is that he isn't at 100% due to the treatment I'm sure he received at the hands of Divine. I wanted my first defense to show and prove to everyone that I'm going to be the best damn International champion the EWA has ever seen. NoMaD was the first victim in the destructive spree that I'm embarking on. Now excuse me Rob, I've got a match to win, and a title to defend.

[ Walther walks away from DiMarco, and the camera follows him, as he is just about to turn the corner down the corridor to the entryway, NoMaD turns out of that corrider, and bumps into Walther, hard enough to knock the bigger man back a few steps. NoMaD gets up in Walther's face, seeming to not notice the six inch height difference. ]

NoMaD - The first victim, eh? We'll see about that.

[ Walther calmly stares down at NoMaD, barely moving with each breath he takes, but his muscles can be seen tensing through his shirt. Just as the situation seems like it's going to explode, Walther slowly turns, and walks away, as NoMaD stands, arms crossed, watching him go. As Walther turns to go to the entryway, NoMaD laughs softly. ]

NoMaD - Rookie.

Chris Myers - This next match is scheduled for one fall, and is for the EWA International Championship!

[ "The Perfect Drug" by NIN plays as "The Perfect Creation" Shawn Rocker walks out with Lou Syffler and the Ghoul. Syffler enters the ring first and grabs the mic from the ring announcer. ]

Lou Syffler - Introducing first, the security of the Triumvirate, from Cleveland, Ohio, The Ghoul!

[ The Ghoul acknowledges the announcement. ]

Lou Syffler - Introducing second, the legal arm of the Triumvirate, from Capitol Heights, Maryland, Myself..

[ Syffler takes a bow as we hear boos. ]

Lou Syffler - Aintroducing now, the man in this match, from Tampa, Florida, THE PEEEERRRRRFECTT CREEATION... SHAWN ROCKER!

[ Rocker smirks and takes a bow. ]

[ "How You Remind Me" by Nickleback blasts through the speakers... ]

Chris Myers - Next... standing 6'9" and weighing in at 272 pounds, from Washington, DC, "The Rifleman" Eric Walther!

[ "The Rifleman" Eric Walther steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring. ]

[ Ding, Ding, Ding! ]

The Informer - And here we go! OOOOHH! ERIC WALTHER WITH A LARIAT! Down goes Shawn Rocker!

Vic Canon - Walther lifts Rocker to his feet.... WHAM! SUPER GUTBUSTER! WHAT IMPACT! And now he's going up top!

Eddie Sensation - Walther jumps off the top rope! WHAM!!!!!!!! FROG SPLASH! He gets to his feet....

The Informer - WHAM! DRAGON SUPLEX! MY GOD! Eric Walther is nothing but sharp, smooth and lethal! These moves are making my head hurt from watching!

Vic Canon - Walther picks up Rocker... and whips him to the ropes....... WHAM!!!! THE LAST SHOT! HE NAILED IT!

Eddie Sensation - The referee counts! 1...... 2....... 3!

Chris Myers - And the winner of this match... and STILL EWA INTERNATIONAL CHAMPION.... "The Rifleman" Eric Walther!

WINNER: "The Rifleman" Eric Walther w/ The Last Shot by Pinfall

The Informer - Jesus! Eric Walther is nothing short of deadly! Rocker is still down, and I'm sure he'll be down for a few hours! Eric Walther demolished him!

Vic Canon - But, that wasn't even fair! I think Eric Walther would have done that to anyone who steped in the ring with him! Don't take anything away from Shawn Rocker!

Eddie Sensation - Blah blah blah! Enough of this crap!

[ Suddenly the EWA Big Screen comes on and the crowd gets on their feet. ]

Vic Canon - Umm...Informer....does your format have a segment scheduled for now?

The Informer - No Vic. I think....

Eddie Sensation - LOOK!!!!

[ A shot of the infamous alley way where Leon Sharpe is being pimped is once again shown. 20 men walk out of the alley way smiling as Divine smiles and waves good bye. He has a large jar of cash and a huge smile on his face. He walks back into the alley way where Leon Sharpe lays on the ground crying. ]

Divine - Leon....the world has no room for cry babies honey!! The sooner you figure that out, the better off you'll be. And I hope you learned your lesson, and I also hope you've gone gay!! And even if you didnt go gay Leon....I had a great time trying, but not as great as the guys who paid to bang you!!! HAHA!!! See ya Leon!!!

[ Divine leaves the alley way as Leon Sharpe lays on the ground, bleeding and crying. ]

[ Sakyo is walking back and forth backstage. Rob DiMarco sees him, and Sakyo grabs the mic before he can ask any questions. He then sends Rob down the hallway, having him leave the camera before him. Sakyo looks in it, and speaks. ]

Sakyo Kyuma - Arthryn…… This is a long journey you are about to embark on. You were right when you said I was different…. Its like a new life, a new meaning, a new way of survival. I am not enlightened with the mightiest and holiest of powers…. Its like I have been reborn again… in a new mind, new body, and new soul……

[ Sakyo's eyes light up red as he pauses. ]

Sakyo Kyuma - Tonight…. I have a feeling… what you see, and perceive is what you get. Your not a long way from home really…. You've just entered that bad neighborhood where innocent little fucks that stick their noses in business get mamed. I once respected you… as a friend, and even as a partner if I ever needed one…. I defeated you, and you accepted it like a man. Now you want a shot at the Extreme… Well I AM THE EXTREME…. this is my dream……

[ Sakyo pauses, chuckles, and smirks in the camera. He finishes. ]

Sakyo Kyuma - Tonight you see what it is that changed me, and will receive the full impact of change… not on me, but on this federation alone. I, Arthryn, will dispose of you once again, and this time it WILL BE FOR GOOD!!!!!

[ The fans join in with him as he takes his stance, pulls his blade trick, and responds a last time. ]

Chris Myers - Our next match is scheduled for one fall and is for the EWA Extreme Championship! Introducing first...

[ "Headhunter" by Front 242 begins to play over the loudspeakers, as the fans rise to their feet. The lights dim slightly, as the crowd looks around, awaiting Arthryn's arrival. The eastern side of the arena suddenly erupts as Arthryn stands among the people in attendance. ]

Chris Myers - Weighing in at 302 pounds, from San Juan, Puerto Rico... Arthryn!

[ Arthryn makes his way down and slides under the bottom rope ]

Chris Myers - And his opponent...he's the former Television, and current EWA Extreme Champion...standing 6'5", and weighing in at 164 pounds...Sakyo "Genjutsushi" Kyuma!

[ Kyuma comes out of the backstage area as "I who have nothing" by Jedi Mind Tricks plays over the arena. He's got his belt wrapped around his waist, as he makes his way down to the ring. Just before getting into the squared circle, he takes a close look at the mystery man sitting at ringside ]

The Informer - There's that mystery man that's been following Kyuma the past couple of weeks!

Eddie Sensation - Kyuma's in the ring!

[ Ding, Ding, Ding]

Vic Canon- Well, we're under way. Face-off here. What's Arthryn saying to Kyuma?

The Informer - Look at Arthryn, he's offering to shake the champion's hand.

Eddie Sensation - Yeah, shake his hands, then beat his ass in a hardcore match. Ironic, isn't it?

The Informer - Wait...now Arthryn's pointing at that mystery man sitting on ringside.

Vic Canon - Who is this man...?

The Informer - And most importantly, what's his relationship with Kyuma? Wait...Arthryn's now going to the outside. He's heading towards that man...

Eddie Sensation - I think we're gonna have a brawl...BEFORE the brawl!!!

Vic Canon - Wait, let's listen to Arthryn!

Arthryn - You better stay out of this match, if you don't want me to beat on you again. First and last warning man, stay out!

Vic Canon - WHAT!? AGAIN!? Arthryn apparently knows this man.

Eddie Sensation - Wait, look at the champion from behind! What a right hand to the back of the head! NOW we're under way!

The Informer - You can say that again! Kyuma's pound on Arthryn's body now...OW! Tossed onto the guardrail!

Vic Canon- Arthryn's favouring his back now.

The Informer - I think Sakyo's going for a suplex on the outside!

Eddie Sensation - Well, you thought wrong! DDT RIGHT ON THE CONCRETE!

Vic Canon- And look at the mystery man, he just stood up to take a closer look at the action.

Eddie Sensation - I'm starting to like this Kyuma kid.

Vic Canon - Well, like him or not, he's a great athlete, who found his calling in the extreme division.

The Informer - Now the champion is wielding a chair and he's measuring Arthryn!!

Eddie Sensation - Wow, Arthryn just kicked the chair right against the champion's face!!!! That's gonna leave a mark!

The Informer - Now the challenger sends Sakyo to the floor with a right hand! Look at him kick the life out of Kyuma, and right in front of us!

Eddie Sensation - HA! We got front row tickets for this bout.

The Informer - Wait, now Arthryn's asking for Vic Canon's headset.

Arthryn - Hey Kyuma...

[ Arthryn slams Sakyo's head onto the announcer's table ]

Arthryn - What the hell is the matter with you, son? You're all cocky, all arrogant now.

[ Arthryn slams Sakyo's head once again onto the announcer's table ]

Arthryn - And hey, tell my old friend sitting right there that he better keep out of our match if he knows what's best for him!

Eddie Sensation - Who is he, Arthryn!?

Vic Canon- He's uh...not available. He's now pounding on the champ.

The Informer - They're back in the ring now. ACK! BIG BOOT by Arthryn sends Kyuma down crashing to the floor! Legdrop...NO! Kyuma moved out!!

Vic Canon- DROPKICK to Arthryn's face as he was getting up!

The Informer - Arthryn's up again, CLOTHESLI...NO! Arthryn ducks, neckbreaker!

Vic Canon - Both men are on the floor now...and the ref starts the count. 1....2...Kyuma's up first. He picks up Arthryn, and sends him to the opposite corner...BIG SPLASH!

Eddie Sensation - HAHA! Arthryn's being squashed here again by "GENJUTSUSHI"!

The Informer - Kyuma picks Arthryn up and sends him to the rop...no, Arthryn counters...POWERSLAM! Cover... 1...kickout!

Eddie Sensation - ONLY 1!? PATHETIC!

Vic Canon - Now Arthryn's picking Kyuma up and sends him to the ropes...DROP TOE HOLD ONTO THE SECOND ROPE!

Eddie Sensation - NO NO NO NO! HE'S GOT HIM HOOKED FOR LIGHTS OUT BITCH!

The Informer - The champ's got his right leg behind Arthryn's. Arthryn can't lift him! OH! Mule kick right on Arthryn's...well, his privates!

Eddie Sensation - Are you blind, Informer!?! That was a legal kick to the inner thigh! Smart move by the champion!

Vic Canon - Riight! Now Kyuma's grabbed the chair from the outside...HOLY COW!! WHAT A VICIOUS CHAIR SHOT TO ARTHRYN'S FACE! 1...2...thr...KICKOUT! ARTHRYN KICKED OUT OF THAT ONE! UNBELIEVABLE!

The Informer - Arthryn's getting to his feet...ANOTHER CHAIRSH...ARTHRYN DUCKS AND HE'S GOT THE CHAIR NOW...HOLY SH...OH MY! STRAIGHT ON THE FOREHEAD! THAT CHAIR IS BENT COMPLETELY!!

Vic Canon- Arthryn goes for the cover and this may veery well be it...1...2...NO! NOT YET!

Eddie Sensation - Wait wait wait wait wait....the man! He just jumped the guardrail and he's standing on the apron!

Vic Canon - And Arthryn just saw him! Arthryn's now screaming at him to get off! They're face to face! WHOA! THAT MAN JUST SLAPPED ARTHRYN!

Eddie Sensation - You can say it, Vic, he slapped the taste out of Arthryn's face! And Arthryn backed down! NO WAIT!

The Informer - OUCH! Arthryn went for the big foot, and that man jumped off the apron! Arthryn hits his privates again, this time on the ropes! He's basically sitting on the ropes, one leg on each side! WAIT! NO!

Vic Canon - OH MY GOD! KYUMA'S CHAIRSHOT JUST SENT ARTHRYN TO THE CONCRETE, RIGHT IN FRONT OF THIS MYSTERY MAN!!!

Eddie Sensation - 2 ON 1!!! BIG ASSAULT! THAT MAN'S ORDERING KYUMA TO GET A TABLE NOW!! KYUMA OBLIGUES..

The Informer - PLEASE, DONT TELL ME...NO NO! THESE TWO MEN HAVE JUST POWERBOMBED ARTHRYN THROUGH THAT WOODEN TABLE! AND NOW THEY KEEP USING THE CHAIR ON HIM!

Vic Canon - I think this is only the second time I've seen Arthryn bleed! Security's coming in now, and that mysterious man just told Kyuma about it! They're leaving through the crowd!

The Informer - I'm shocked at what just happened, folks. Arthryn is being tended to as we speak, he received over 5 chairshots after going through that table!!

Eddie Sensation - Gooo Kyuma! Finally, he's stepping up to the plate with the right attitude!

RESULT: No Contest

Rob DiMarco - Ethan Tyler, tonight you get your rematch with Holden Raines for the world title. After last week and what you said tonight, what's going on in your head?

Ethan Tyler - Normally DiMarco, I'd tell you what a stupid question that is, but tonight, there is no reason to gulp or loosen your tie, this is a legit question..... I don't know what to feel. Am I getting a fair chance? Do I want this? Can I actually do this?

Rob DiMarco - Are you not prepared?

Ethan Tyler - Mentally no. It takes a lot out of you what happened to me. But this could be my last chance for a while, I might as well take it.

Rob DiMarco - If Ethan Tyler wins the world title tonight, then it's obvious you'll continue your reign with a small bump in the way.... But what if you lose?

Ethan Tyler - Remember Rob, I'm only here because I was told I have to be. I was ready and still am to walk out that door. But ya know, a man's gotta do what he's gotta do.

Rob DiMarco - What happens if Tom Stone pops into this match.

Ethan Tyler - If that backstabbing jackal knows what's best, he'll stay as far away from the ring as he can. With all the things I'm uncertain about, kicking Tom Stone's ass is a surefire thing and something I will do.

Rob DiMarco - Now, this masked man with Holden has been causing you some personal grief lately.... What if he shows up tonight?

Ethan Tyler - Let him, I'm curious as to what's under that hood.

Rob DiMarco - Any strategy changes from Rage in a Cage?

Ethan Tyler - Why should I change it? I had that match won but was screwed. My plan is staying the same, to get Raines' shoulders down to the mat 1-2-3.

Rob DiMarco - I hate to cut this short Ethan, but we're running out of time. Any last comments?

Ethan Tyler - Yeah, usually in these situations, you want to find a quote that will summarize how you feel and what you're going to do. I'm not like that. I don't know how I feel, but as the match looms closer I feel more psyched out than I did at the beginning of today. Everyone in the arena get your cameras ready. Ethan Tyler is pulling out all the stops and if I can't get that belt then I'm gone, and you will have all witnessed the last push of greatness.

Rob DiMarco - Certainly one of the more interesting interviews I've had with Ethan...... Back to you guys

Chris Myers - Ladies and gentlemen, the next match, scheduled for one fall is a rematch for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship!

Vic Canon - Man, I am pumped for this one!

Eddie Sensation - You are?! Feel these nipples!

The Informer - Stop it!

[ Ethan Tyler walks out to no theme, wearing a black baseball cap, a beastie boys shirt, and baggy jeans. ]

Chris Myers - Introducing first, from Portland, Oregon, standing 6'3" and weighing in at 246 pounds, Ethan Tyler!

[ Tyler climbs into the ring to a mixed, mostly silent reaction ]

Chris Myers - And his opponent...

[ "Schism" by Tool blasts through the speakers ]

Chris Myers - Standing 6'2" and weighing in at 230 pounds, from Cleveland, Ohio...he is the EWA World Heavyweight Champion, Holden Raines!

[ Raines steps through the curtain and slowly walks to the ring, with the world title around his waist ]

The Informer - These fans really don't know who to trust in this match. They want to cheer someone, but they aren't sure who...

Eddie Sensation - They SHOULD be cheering OUR NEW World Champion...

Vic Canon - He might be a former world champion after tonight. Ethan looks focused.

[ Ding, Ding, Ding! ]

The Informer - And we are underway...the rematch for the world title is underway!

Vic Canon - Ethan and Holden are staring at each other face to face....what's going to happen here?

The Informer - WHOA! BIG SLAP BY RAINES! I never thought I'd see that!

Eddie Sensation - I don't understand what's going on here...

Vic Canon - It's easy, Eddie....Tyler and Raines' relationship is deteriorating...

The Informer - Tyler goes after Raines now! He pounces on the champion! Fists of fire by Tyler! Raines lands on the ground, trying to cover up...

Vic Canon - OUCH! Low blow by Raines! He did that more than once in their previous encounter.

The Informer - Raines is on the offensive, and lands a huge clothesline which drops the challenger! The champion drops a leg, and another one...

Eddie Sensation - Rolling necksnap! Yes!

The Informer - He calls that the "Nexus"....Raines is going ontop!

Vic Canon - It's too early for that! Oh my....HE MISSED THE SPLASH! Tyler moved! Tyler moved!

The Informer - Ethan's getting up! He picks Holden up.....snap suplex! And a quick scoop slam! Tyler mounts the second rope...he just landed an elbow to the back of Holden's knee!

Eddie Sensation - Raines is grimising....he's screaming! Aw God...get up Holden!

The Informer - Vic...I think Tyler just broke the Raines' knee! It's all contorted!

Vic Canon - It appears so. Ethan stomps away, he can smell the pain! Damn...they really are just like each other in so many ways.

The Informer - Ethan holds Holden up, grabbing his leg...NO! ENSIGEARI! Raines nailed Tyler to the outside! Tyler just flew out of the ring!

Eddie Sensation - OH NO....RAINES IS TRYING TO ASCEND THE TOP ROPE ON THAT BAD KNEE!

Vic Canon - He can barely hold his weight! He's ontop!

The Informer - RAINES....SHOOTING STAR PRESS!

Vic Canon - OH...

Eddie Sensation - MY...

The Informer - GOD!!!!!!!!!!!

Vic Canon - RAINES MISSED! HE MISSED! THAT LEG JUST BENT IN HALF ON THE CONCRETE AS IT LANDED!

Eddie Sensation - That's the sickest thing I've ever seen....it's broke...it has to be!

The Informer - Tyler smells the prey...he's got the champion and he continues to bash and beat on the back of that knee! Now Tyler drags him into the ring...

Vic Canon - Raines can barely move. That's what going for the crazy bumps will get you.

Eddie Sensation - What's Tyler doing???

The Informer - He's going for a boston crab!

Eddie Sensation - He's elevating it! MY GOD! LOOK AT THAT KNEE!

Vic Canon - It's almost being ripped out of the joint!

The Informer - Raines is screaming...but he won't tap!

Vic Canon - ETHAN TYLER WILL NOT LET GO OF THAT ELEVATED BOSTON CRAB! RAINES IS SCREAMING IN PAIN!

Eddie Sensation - It's been at least a minute!

The Informer - Listen to those screams! Raines reaching for the ropes but there's no way he's gonna do it!

Vic Canon - HEY, IT'S THE CLOAKED FIGURE!!! THE CLOAKED MAN IS COMING TO THE RING!

Eddie Sensation - RAINES TAPS! But the ref is caught by that cloaked man who just slid into the ring!

The Informer - OH MY GOD! What a shot to Tyler! This match is a DQ!

Vic Canon - How disappointing! Tyler is screwed again! Now this cloaked man is kicking the shit out of Ethan Tyler!

Eddie Sensation - Raines just crawled out of the ring and grabbed a chair and he slid it in to that cloaked man! The cloaked man now has Tyler lined up!

[ The cloaked figure pulls the chair back ]