[ A hush falls over the crowd as the lights begin to flicker. ]

Eddie Sensation - What's going on now?

[ The lights to the arena immediately fade to black. The crowd is in complete silence as they wait to see what happens. ]

[ Backstage, we see a flame red 2001 Dodge Stratus pull into the arena's parking garage aggressively. Some EWA attendants scurry towards the car… ]

The Informer - What's all this commotion?

[ Just then, "The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante steps out of the driver's side with the biggest smile on his face… ]

Vic Canon - Hey! It's Nick Diamante! Nick Diamante! "The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante is here… LIVE in Montreal!

[ The 2 EWA attendants run over to him expecting to carry his bags… ]

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - No bags tonight, my fine, French counterparts. I'm not here to wrestle … I'm here to do what no man has ever had the guts to do.

[ Diamante walks along in his street clothes - a pair of black, white and gray baggy camouflage pants, black Doc Martens, a black "Tool" hoody and a black and silver skull visor cap with his braided hair hanging down from the top… ]

Eddie Sensation - I still don't get it! He willingly laid down for Tom Stone! He gave up a chance in a lifetime to win one of the rewards!

The Informer - But for some reason, he's happy! We're going to see Tom Stone choose his reward out of a hat later on tonight!

Eddie Sensation - Now what?! NOW WHAT?!

[ We go out to the parking lot where we see Leon Sharpe pulling his baggage in, with both tag belts around his waist. ]

Rob DiMarco - Folks, I'm here with one of the newest signings to the EWA, Jimmy Blood. He is about to embark on his first match here in the EWA.. How do you feel about this match Blood?

Jimmy Blood - How do I feel? Oh my god, all you fucking interviewers are the same! You ask the same stupid questions and that never changes! I feel good, I feel like I'm going to win. Same answer everyone else gives you. Get some new fuckin questions than get back to me..

[ Blood walks off ]

Chris Myers - This next match is scheduled for one fall!

[ "Tomorrow" by Silverchair blasts through the speakers... ]

Chris Myers - Introducing first... standing 6'5" and weighing in at 267 pounds, from Hatfield, Pennsylvania, Matt "The Man" Brown!

[ Matt "The Man" Brown steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring. ]

[ "Everything Ends" by Slipknot blasts through the speakers... ]

Chris Myers - And his opponent... standing 6'5" and weighing in at 257 pounds, from East Strousburg, Pennsylvania, Jimmy Blood!

[ Jimmy Blood steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring. ]

[ Ding, Ding, Ding! ]

The Informer - And here we go! Newcomer Jimmy Blood taking on newcomer Matt "The Man" Brown!

Vic Canon - Jimmy Blood with a quick kick to the gut! PILEDRIVER!

Eddie Sensation - Ouch. That might be enough to beat Matt Brown!

The Informer - I doubt it. Jimmy Blood lifts Brown to his feet... Neckbreaker!

Vic Canon - But he's not done!

Eddie Sensation - Oh no, he's not!

The Informer - He picks up Matt Brown, and positions him between his legs..... POWERBOMB!!!!

Vic Canon - Cover him! No! Jimmy Blood refuses to cover him! He lifts up Matt Brown again.....

Eddie Sensation - FACE BUSTER! If this isn't a slaughtering, I don't know what is!

The Informer - Jimmy Blood lifts Matt Brown to his feet.... he kicks him in the gut.....

Vic Canon - [Watches the move...]

Eddie Sensation - [Watches the move...]

The Informer - [Watches the move...]

Vic Canon - .....WHAM!!!!! BLOOD RUSH!!!! JIMMY BLOOD NAILS IT! The referee counts... 1...... 2..... 3!

Eddie Sensation - Done, done and done!

Chris Myers - The winner of this match... Jimmy Blood!

WINNER: Jimmy Blood w/ Blood Rush by Pinfall

The Informer - I think everyone expected that.

Vic Canon - I sure did.

Eddie Sensation - I thought so, as well.

The Informer - Good. Lets move on...

[ "The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante is seen walking down a hallway backstage as EWA reporter Rachel Stevens approaches him looking for a word… ]

Rachel Stevens - Mr. Diamante… "Diamond Stud"… may I have a quick word with you?

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - As opposed to "may I pass by your hotel room a little later and have casual sex with you"… hey, it's something different, but sure… why not?

[ Rachel pauses, somewhat offended, but continues on anyway… ]

Rachel Stevens - The world has been dying to know why you laid down for Tom Stone! Nick, with everything that you could have gained by beating Tom Stone… why did you pass up the chance?

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Sure, Rachel… I could have gained a lot had I kicked his ass and handed it to him in a brisk, polite fashion… but, doing what I did has handed me an opportunity to do something that NO OTHER PERSON has EVER had the guts to do. That will happen tonight… right in the middle of the ring… right in Tom's face… you just wait and see.

[ Diamante walks away… ]

[ Camera feed cuts backstage to the entrance area as a metallic silver Expedition pulls up, its tinted windows covering up whatever or whomever may be inside. The engine slowly dies down as the ignition is cut, and the driver's door opens. Stepping out of the vehicle is a behemoth of a man, looking to be about 7 feet tall. ]

The Informer - Sweet Mary, mother of Jesus! That guy is HUGE!

Vic Canon - You're telling me...

[ Even though he is clothed, you can tell his physique is defined and solidly cut. His head is shaven, leaving his black goatee as the only hairs on his head. He is wearing black leather pants and a skin-tight red shirt, with a black leather trenchcoat over it all. He looks around until he finds a staff member working backstage. ]

Man - Is this where the EWA event is taking place tonight?

EWA Worker - Uh...yes. Can I...uhm...can I help you with something?

[ The worker's face shows some fear as the man steps toward him with long strides. He leans himself down to the worker's height. ]

Man - Yes, I'm looking for Rob DiMarco. Could you tell me where he is? I was told I needed to speak to him tonight.

EWA Worker - Uhm...ah...I think he's currently busy getting ready to interview someone. But, uhm....you can probably find him if you just walk down that hall over there.

[ A large smile comes across the man's face. He straightens back up. ]

Man - Thank you for your help...here, go park this for me and leave the key in my locker room.

EWA Worker - But I'm not a valet...

[ The smile vanishes. ]

Man - Just go park it.

[ He hands the visibly shaken worker the key. The worker takes it reluctantly. ]

EWA Worker - Uh...uhm...alright. Which locker room do I take it to?

Man - The one labeled "Enigma" will suffice. Now, if you'll excuse me, I must go find this DiMarco fellow.

[ The man walks past the worker and into the building as the camera cuts back to the announcers. ]

Eddie Sensation - I think this may be Quentin Fitzpatrick, also known as Enigma.

The Informer - If so, this guy looks ready to make his presence felt here tonight...but why is he looking for DiMarco? Rob could be in trouble!

Vic Canon - Uh...damn.

Eddie Sensation - Figures you'd be speechless, you spineless turd.

Chris Myers - This next match is scheduled for one fall!

[ "Blood of the Zodiac" by Machine Head blasts through the speakers... ]

Chris Myers - Introducing first... standing 6'3" and weighing in at 233 pounds, from San Francisco, California, The Zodiac!

[ The Zodiac steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring. ]

[ "I Who Have Nothing" by Jedi Mind Tricks blasts through the speakers... ]

Chris Myers - And his opponent... standing 6'5" and weighing in at 164 pounds, from Osaki, Japan, Sakyo "Genjutsushi" Kyuma!

[ Sakyo "Genjutsushi" Kyuma steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring. ]

[ Ding, Ding, Ding! ]

The Informer - Wow... Sakyo "Genjutsushi" Kyuma... what a mouthful!

Vic Canon - Say that 3 times fast!

Eddie Sensation - Sakyo "Genjutsushi" Kyuma..... Sack-yo "Gusintie" Puma.... Sock---err, forget that!

The Informer - HAHA! Sakyo "Genjutsushi" Kyuma locks up with The Zodiac! Knee to the gut, and a Full Nelson Suplex by Sakyo "Genjutsushi" Kyuma!!!

Vic Canon - He lifts The Zodiac to his feet... Ahh crap, look out... this could be deadly.... WHAM!!!!!! RUNNING POWERBOMB!

Eddie Sensation - The Zodiac is flat on his back!

The Informer - Which was expected. Sakyo Kyuma lifts Zodiac to his feet.... GERMAN SUPLEX! Wait! Another German Suplex! And another one! Make that four!

Vic Canon - Damn! Four german suplexes! Sakyo "Genjutsushi" Kyuma is going to the top rope now... He's waiting for the Zodiac to get to his feet...... waiting...... waiting.... waiting...... The Zodiac is up! LOOK OUT! ......STANDING HURRICANRANA OFF THE TOP ROPE!

Eddie Sensation - Into a pin! 1......... 2........... 3!

Chris Myers - And the winner of this match...... Sakyo "Genjutsushi" Kyuma!

WINNER: Sakyo "Genjutsushi" Kyuma w/ Top Rope Standing Hurricanrana by Pinfall

The Informer - Impressive win by Kyuma! He didn't even need his big moves!

Vic Canon - What do you expect? It's The Zodiac!

Eddie Sensation - Ha! Sad but true, Vic!

The Informer - We'll be right back...

[ Leon Sharpe is messing with a rubik's cube a bit in the back, before he is tapped on the back. ]

"Thundergod" Leon Sharpe - What the hell?

[ Sharpe turns around to see Shawn Vinson, Sharpe then throws Vinson into the wall, before an EWA agent walks into the room. ]

EWA Agent - I understand you wanted a french speaking person for tonight.. we got three people for you. You can choose from Frenchy Martin..

[ We see Frenchy with his monocle holding up a sign that says 'USA is not OK', well, holding it up until Sharpe knocks it out of his hands. Frenchy runs out of the room screaming. ]

EWA Agent - The Model Rick Martel.

[ We see Rick Martel in a suit. ]

Rick Martel - Hello Thundergod.. yes, I am a model!

"Thundergod" Leon Sharpe - So, your life after retirement from the ring has been that bad? I mean, you are no model.

Rick Martel - Well... I do still have Arrogance.. that stuff is good for killing weeds.

"Thundergod" Leon Sharpe - argh... Rick, don't pull that shit or I may have to end your career again.

Rick Martel - fils de pute....

EWA Agent - Or you can just go on your own.

"Thundergod" Leon Sharpe - I'll go on my own... I got a partner here.

EWA Agent - So... this whole thing was pointless.

"Thundergod" Leon Sharpe - Pretty much... it failed to be like your head and come to a point. But, I must say, Doe and Omega will have to deal with my partner, a man described as being the best there is among his style.

[ Sharpe smirks and walks off. ]

[ The camera cuts back to the locker room. We see it is the locker room of "The Original Outlaw" Vinny D. Vinny is gradually removing the black tape from his wrist when suddenly a knock is heard from outside his door. ]

"The Original Outlaw" Vinny D - Who is it?!

[ No one answers.but the knocking continues. ]

"The Original Outlaw" Vinny D - I SAID, who is it?!

[ Once again.no answer, but the knocking doesn't stop. ]

"The Original Outlaw" Vinny D - If you don't get the hell out of here.

[ The door slowly opens as a figure appears through the door. ]

"The Original Outlaw" Vinny D - Alright, now you're gonna..

[ Vinny D looks up and stops, shock fills his face. ]

"The Original Outlaw" Vinny D - H..Ho.How..

[ Vinny D looks stunned and can't seem to say whatever it is he is trying to say right. ]

"The Original Outlaw" Vinny D - ..Howell..

[ The camera pans over and Howell is seen standing inside the doorway... he takes off the pair of Oakley's covering his eyes as they focus in on Vinny D. ]

Howell - Did I scare you?

"The Original Outlaw" Vinny D - Scare me? Hehehehe. Not at all Bro. Not at all...

[ A smile comes across the face of "The Original Outlaw" Vinny D. ]

Howell - Yeah... well I'm not ready to leave yet Vinny... you of all people should know that...

"The Original Outlaw" Vinny D - Well I knew you'd be back. But what exactly is so special about tonight?

[ Howell begins to smile. ]

Howell - Vinny... I have A LOT of unfinished business left since the last time I was here.

[ Howell starts exiting Vinny D's locker room door. ]

Howell - And besides, I have an old friend I gotta visit.

[ Howell exits the locker room as Vinny D still has a smile on his face. ]

"The Original Outlaw" Vinny D - An old friend huh??

[ Vinny D nods and shuts the door to his dressing room ]

[ Rob DiMarco stands in the interview area, looking around, not realizing the camera is on. ]

Rob DiMarco - I swear, Jeff, sometimes this job can be boring as hell, having to wait on some no name useless new EWA signee to show up for his first interview. Why can't Tom hire someone else to cover these little runts while I handle the bigtime...

[ Jeff tries to hold back his laughter as Rob finally notices the red dot on the camera. ]

Rob DiMarco - You asswipe. Uhm...hello fans, I'm standing here awaiting the arrival of "Enigma" Quentin Fitzpatrick, who is scheduled to fight Mike Jacobs in a one-on-one contest tonight for his debut. He has not arrived here ye...

[ The voice booms from down the hall. DiMarco turns to look, and his jaw drops. ]

Enigma - I'm here, DiMarco...and I've been looking for you. They should do a better job of posting directions for newcomers to the promotion, don't you think?

[ Quentin walks into the camera view at last, forcing the view to be zoomed out slightly to compensate for his height. DiMarco looks like a shrimp standing next to Fitzpatrick as he starts the interview. ]

Rob DiMarco - Ah...uhm...I'm here with Quentin Fitzpatrick, one of the newest members of the EWA family...

Enigma - First off, you may call me Enigma from this point forth. Secondly, you refer to EWA as a family? From what I've seen in recent weeks, this is no family. There is no father figure looking out for the children as they bash each other's heads in, Rob. There is no mother figure to nurture and support these boys who try to act all macho. This is not a family. This is just a disorganized section of culture yearning for something with more substance.

Rob DiMarco - Rrrright...anyways, Enigma, you are set to take on "Stunning" Mike Jacobs tonight in your debut. What are your thoughts on him and on your entrance into EWA?

Enigma - Let me address your question with a question of my own. Do you think it is worth my time to talk about a man who has yet to open his mouth and enlighten us with his thoughts on anything? In fact, Mike is acting a lot like Christ, oddly enough. Christ refused to speak of his ministry when put on trial by the Sanhedrin so long ago. He never said a word, for He knew what was approaching. Mike also knows what is approaching as he looks at me. He knows that punishment is coming his way tonight. The term "stigmata" is used to describe the wounds inflicted upon the silent Saviour's back as he was brutally whipped and punished for what the Jews believed were his sins. And so it is appropriate that as I lift Mike Jacobs into the air tonight and send him crashing down along with all his broken dreams that I call that his introduction to his own personal world of Stigmata. Good night, Mike Jacobs...we hardly knew thee.

[ Quentin walks off to the ring, leaving Rob DiMarco scratching his head. ]

Chris Myers - This next match is scheduled for one fall!

[ "Come Out And Play" by Offspring blasts through the speakers... ]

Chris Myers - Introducing first... standing 6' and weighing in at 210 pounds, from Miami, Florida, "Stunning" Mike Jacobs!

[ "Stunning" Mike Jacobs steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring. ]

[ "Crush 'Em" by Megadeth blasts through the speakers... ]

Chris Myers - And his opponent... standing 6'10" and weighing in at 311 pounds, from Charlotte, North Carolina, "Enigma" Quentin Fitzpatrick!

[ "Enigma" Quentin Fitzpatrick steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring. ]

The Informer - Wait a minute.... "Enigma" isn't getting into the ring just yet... for some odd reason he's pulling tables out from under the ring!

[ "Enigma" Quentin Fitzpatrick walks around the ring, and on each side of the ring he sets up a table which is centered between the guardrail and the ring apron. A total of four tables are set up, and finally Quentin Fitzpatrick walks up the steel steps and gets into the ring. ]

[ Ding, Ding, Ding! ]

Vic Canon - And there's the bell! I don't know what the hell Fitzpatrick is doing... this isn't an Extreme Rules match!

Eddie Sensation - I don't think he cares too much... but that's just by opinion!

The Informer - LOOK OUT! MIKE JACOBS CHARGES AT ENIGMA WITH A CLOTHESLINE! "Enigma" Quentin Fitzpatrick ducks the clothesline, and backs away from Mike Jacobs.

Vic Canon - Jacbos is charging again! LOOK OUT!!!!! OOOH!!!!!!!!

The Informer - Well fans, I didn't have a chance earlier in the night to tell you all this because TIKI TORTEZ INTERRUPTED ME.... anyway, this match will NOT happen. It was scratched from our card line-up early this morning. I just didn't have a chance to announce it at the top of the card. My apologies, once again.

Vic Canon - So why didn't you announce it after Tiki left?

Eddie Sensation - Why not sometime between the last three god-damn matches?!

The Informer - Because I--

Vic Canon - YOU... YOU?? YOU WHAT INFORMER?!

Eddie Sensation - Tripping up on your speech there? Trying to come up with excuses, I see!

The Informer - No guys, I ju--

Vic Canon - BLAH BLAH BLAH! Fans, The Informer has hit his old age. It's just downhill from here!

Eddie Sensation - HAHAHA!

RESULT: No match, no winner.

[ Backstage, we see "The Thundergod" Leon Sharpe turning a corner and stepping into a hallway, which is completely empty save for one person leaning forward to get a drink at a water fountain. Not just any person though...a long-haired brunette with an eye-popping ass! Sharpe is stunned, frozen in his tracks, but then he ventures forward and turns up the machismo as he leans an arm against the wall beside the fountain and deeply says... ]

"Thundergod" Leon Sharpe - Say baby, I didn't know angels could fly so low...

Female - And I didn't know they let dogs run loose in public buildings.

[ The girl stands straight, and her big brown eyes glare heavily into the stunned (and slightly sad) expression of Sharpe. She walks off, doing nothing to stop the intoxicating sway of her ass that snaps Sharpe right out of his depression. He shakes his head in dissapointment and walks off. ]

[ The lights go out, all of a sudden "Killing In The Name Of" by Rage Against the Machine kicks in and the fans start to boo wildly. Some silver pyro explodes and the fans begin to boo even louder. Out from behind the curtain comes "Mean" Mike Steele alongside "The Original Outlaw" Vinny D. Vinny D is wearing black cargo pants, silver trimmed gargoyle sunglasses and a DFA T Shirt. Mike Steele is also wearing black cargo pants, red trimmed oakleys and a Danger Inc. is Dead T Shirt, he's carrying a silver briefcase. The fans boo incessantly at the two men. They both look at the fans and smirk arrogantly ]

Eddie Sensation - Look at these two. They look like they're ready to live it up!

Vic Canon - You know these two should have been shot and fired from this company due to their actions. What they did at the PPV was disgusting, absolutely disgusting.

The Informer - I can't believe they've even been allowed into the building tonight. Especially, ESPECIALLY, that scoundrel Vinny D. Pathetic, absolutely pathetic....

[ "The Original Outlaw" Vinny D and "Mean" Mike Steel step into the ring. The fans are still booing crazily, but they still don't seem to be affected. Vinny D pulls out a mic, and as the fans raise the volume on their boos one more time halting Vinny D's chance to start talking. He brushes it off. Smirks, and then begins to speak ]

"The Original Outlaw" Vinny D - Hey BIG D!! Where the hell are ya huh buddy?

[ The fans boo loudly ]

"The Original Outlaw" Vinny D - Shut up. You're all fools.... Now Deuce buddy. It's funny you know? I swear to God I thought I saw your heart crack in two while I was holdin your head in my hand and force feeding you that video of me and Tabitha. I saw your eyes swell up...... And just between me and you man. I saw the tears roll down your cheeks. It's sad huh?? It's so sad that a woman who loved you so much, could hurt you so bad....

[ An "Asshole " chant starts up ]

"The Original Outlaw" Vinny D - Ya, I know I am..... AND I'M DAMNED PROUD OF IT! Now Deuce, I've stood by my creed. I promised I would get my revenge. And that is what I'm doing. I've ruined your life Deuce. From your wife, to your best friend. I've taken everything you have. And still, it doesn't seem like enough.... I thought it would be fine to just sleep with the love of your life..... And as good, and hot as that was.... I needed more. So I decided to start getting to know your best bud Mike over here.

Vic Canon - This is truly sick. This man should be arrested.

The Informer - I cannot believe my ears.

Eddie Sensation - Vinny D rules!!

[ The fans boo crazily at the mere mention of Steele's name ]

"The Original Outlaw" Vinny D - Ya that's him. If it helps you morons, he don't like you all much either.... I think the words "Sacks Of Shit" are what he feels describe all of you best?

[ Vinny D turns to Steele, and Steele smirks and nods ]

"The Original Outlaw" Vinny D - Yep. You know, it's funny, a little bit of money goes a long way.

[ Steele flashes off the silver briefcase ]

The Informer - Oh, come on. Enough of this now... He paid off Deuce's best friend? Jesus.

"The Original Outlaw" Vinny D - But enough about me... Mikey my man, don't you have something you want to get off your chest?

[ "Mean" Mike Steele pulls out a microphone and the fans begin to scream and boo some more ]

"Mean" Mike Steele - You know....

[ The cameras cut back to the arena, as "Schism" by Tool begins to play... ]

The Informer - I can't believe after that fall onto the taxi cab that Holden Raines is actually here!

Eddie Sensation - I can! He's an inspiration to us all! Thank you, Holden! You've made a believer out of me!

Vic Canon - For christ sakes, shut it Eddie.

[ Raines walks very determined down the aisle, as the crowd boos loudly. He gets in the ring and rips the mic out of Chris Myers hands and waives him out of the ring. He looks at the mic... ]

[ Tap, tap, tap... ]

Holden Raines - Is this on? Good.

Eddie Sensation - Folks, he's the toughest son of a bitch I've ever seen! All hail the Rain Maker!

Holden Raines - Tom Stone wants to keep me locked up, not because I'm injured...because he's afraid of what I might say/ AND HE SHOULD BE...

[ Raines hesitates and looks at his arm... ]

Holden Raines - Last week at Hellacious Halloween 3, I was involved in one of the sickest and most disgustingly violent matches EVER...

Chris Myers - This next match is scheduled for one fall, and is for the EWA Television Championship!

[ "Steins Theme" by Project 86 blasts through the speakers... ]

Chris Myers - Introducing first... standing 6' and weighing in at 230 pounds, from New York City, New York, Vito Techno!

[ Vito Techno steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring. ]

[ "Headhunter" by Front 242 blasts over the PA system ]

Chris Myers - Next, the champion... weighing at 302 pounds... from San Juan...

Voice - Wait wait...that's not right.

[ The tunes stop, and the crowd gets on their feet ]

The Informer - We all know that voice.

[ Arthryn walks out from the backstage area, taking a glance at the fans around the arena, limping ]

Vic Canon - Look at him favouring his leg. Raines did a number on him at Hellacious Halloween, didn't he?

Arthryn - That's not right at all, Myers. This is Live TV! Live...TELEVISION!

Eddie Sensation - The man's a genius!!!

Arthryn - In fact, let ME do it. Dim the lights...just a little, not much.

[ The lights dim, per Arthryn's request ]

Arthryn - Now...

[ Arthryn starts making his way down the ramp ]

Arthryn - WELCOME TO TUESDAY...

[ Pause... ]

Arthryn - NIGHT...

[ Another pause... ]

Arthryn - HEAT!!!

[ The crowd goes wild, while Arthryn stops at the end of the ramp to look at all of them ]

Arthryn - And tonight...The Extreme Wrestling Association is proud to bring to you all...

[ By now, Arthryn entered the ring, staring at Vito Techno coldly ]

Arthryn - ...the EWA brings to you a TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH. Over there, in that corner, Vito Techno. Woo-hoo.

[ Laughter from the crowd brings a grin to Arthryn's face ]

Arthryn - That kid over there..he challenges the recently crowned E! W! A! TELEVISION CHAMPION... Techno, this television champion you're about to face...just came from a BRUTAL match at Hellacious Halloween the third. The man you have in front of you is no common person, and I have about 15-20 thousand witnesses sitting around you able to testify. They know...people watching at home, THROUGH THEIR TV SETS I must add, they know as well... that I am the leader of the next generation of superstars. Ethan Tyler may be the champion. Holden Raines may be the first contender, something which I still fail to understand... but still, go backstage, and see who's the man in the back. Tyler may not address me, but he sure as hell respects me. Raines may have not spoken, but he has no choice but to respect me. Mr. Techno, you were given a loss on your first match so you understand who's on top, and who's not.

[ Arthryn fixes the title hanging above left shoulder, looks at it once, and looks back at Vito Techno ]

Arthryn - So without further adieu, WELCOME THE T...V...CHAMPION. His name...My name...MY name...

[ By now, the crowd joins in, following the pattern ]

Arthryn & Crowd - MY NAME...IS...ARTHRYN!

[ He drops the mic, looking straight at Vito Techno as he gives the title to the referee ]

[ Ding, Ding, Ding! ]

The Informer - And here we go! Fresh off a win at the Pay-Per-View and now some rambling, Arthryn is going to defend his title for the first time!

Vic Canon - And it's against Vito Techno, another EWA newcomer who's career will probably last only 2 weeks! They lock up! Arthryn knee's him in the stomach, and again in the head! Techno hits the mat, and Arthryn begins kicking him in the ribs and kidneys!

Eddie Sensation - He'll be peeing blood tonight!

The Informer - That's gross Eddie! Vito Techno gets to his feet...... CHOKESLAM BY ARTHRYN!!!!

Vic Canon - Arthryn peels Techno off the mat, then throws him to the ropes! Techno bounces back..... SPINEBUSTER BY ARTHYRN! Arthryn quickly lifts Techno up again, and throws him across the ring with a Release German Suplex!

Eddie Sensation - Techno is getting slaughtered... my record will be 4-0 after this one!

The Informer - Arthryn lifts Techno up again...... Reverse Suplex! And Techno goes down again!

Vic Canon - Arthryn points to the crowd.... they know what's coming next!

Eddie Sensation - Here comes the end of Vito Techno!

[ Suddenly, as Arthryn sends Vito Techno into the corner, the crowd all jumps up when a masked man comes running down from the entrance! ]

The Informer - HEY! WHO THE HELL IS THAT?!

Eddie Sensation - He's running for the ring, and he's got a baseball bat!

The Informer - Whoever it is has got a head stea-- WHAT? HE TRIPPED!

Vic Canon - HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Eddie Sensation - WHAT AN IDIOT!!!!!

The Informer - That masked intruder slid and fell on the entrance ramp! He's holding his ankle!

[ Crowd chats starts up..."YOU FUCKED UP!"..."YOU FUCKED UP!"... ]

The Informer - Security is coming out the get this guy out of here, and he's just laying there in what looks to be considerable pain!

Eddie Sensation - Well, that was queer!

The Informer - Anyways... back to the match... Arthryn throws Vito Techno to the ropes...... OOH!! DROP TOE HOLD RIGHT ONTO THE SECOND ROPE!

Vic Canon - Arthryn gets into position........ LIGHTS OUT, BITCH!!!!!!!

Eddie Sensation - The count! 1...... 2........ 3!

Chris Myers - The winner of this match, and STILL EWA Television Champion, Arthryn!

WINNER: Arthryn w/ Lights Out, Bitch by Pinfall

The Informer - Well, we all saw that coming as well... except for that damn masked guy!

Vic Canon - Who tripped and fell down the entrance ramp! That was hilarious!

Eddie Sensation - HAHAHA! I want to see a replay!

The Informer - No, Eddie.



The Informer - Ladies and Gentlemen... after the horrific news that Vinny D was the man that was wrecking Deuce's home... Deuce has gone awol.

Eddie Sensation - Awol? He was a whack job someone probably put him in a home for the mentally... DUMB!

Vic Canon - Eddie please... Deuce was very traumatized by what Vinny D was doing to him...

Eddie Sensation - Traumatized? Please... Deuce was a quack... didn't you listen to any of his ramblings? [Sarcastically, in a mocking voice] The little Deucesters all over the world... eating my vitamins, drinking my milk.. whatcha gonna do? It was like watching a really bad Hulk Hogan from the mid 80's.

The Informer - All that aside... Deuce hasn't been heard from or seen since Hellacious Halloween.. many are speulating that Deuce could be done with wrestling for good.

Vic Canon - Tonight.. Ms. Tabitha.. Deuce's... uhh.. estranged wife was pleading with Vinny D who proclaimed that he was only using Tabitha.

Eddie Sensation - The Vin-man drop her like a bad habit... BEEEYOTCH!

The Informer - Our Rachel Stevens is currently in the back with Tabitha, who is set to give her an exclusive interview. Rachel...

Rachel Stevens - Thanks guys... I'm here with Tabitha Alexander, Deuce's estranged wife. Tabitha how are you?

Ms. Tabitha - Not very well thank you.

Rachel Stevens - Is it true that you have not heard from Deuce since Hellacious Halloween 3?

Ms. Tabitha - Thats right Rachel... when I was watching what that... BASTARD, Vinny D, did on Hellacious Halloween I was devestated.. I tried to call Deuce on his cell phone but no one answered.. it just rang and rang. I can't believe he would do that!!

Rachel Stevens - You seem shocked that Vinny D showed the video but you seemed alright in the video.

Ms. Tabitha - I didn't know what Vinny was using the tape for.. I had just asked him what he would ever say to Duane if he were to ever find out, thats when he went into that long spiel about the chair shot and whatever.

Rachel Stevens - Tabitha, earlier tonight you were with Vinny D and told him that you were not happy with what he did to Deuce... what are your plans with your relationship with Deuce.

Ms. Tabitha - I love Duane.. he and I have been together as long as we both can remember... what I did with Vinny D was wrong.

Rachel Stevens - You seemed okay with it until Vinny D dumped you.

Ms. Tabitha - [Starts to cry] Vinny D told me that he loved me.. that he would take care of me. I.. I..

Rachel Stevens - How did your relationship with Vinny D start?

Ms. Tabitha - I used to come to the ring with Deuce... I was his onscreen valet and backstage his wife and publicist. When Duane strained his back and was forced to be sidelined all he ever did was train to make his return. He was constantly at the gym training.. and when he finally got a gig, like his UWF stint, he would be on the road, and when he would quit his jobs he would sink into depression... well one night Deuce was training to makehis EWA return when Vinny D came over looking for him. I told him the story about how Duane was never home and how I was lonely living in that big house and him on the road all the time. From there Vinny kept coming over.. he told me that he had talked to Duane and that Duane wanted Vinny D to watch out from me...

Rachel Stevens - How long was it before the sexual relationship started?

Ms. Tabitha - It was never sexual... Vinny well... he could never... he uhh..

[ Tabitha leans over and whispers in Rachels ear. ]

Rachel Stevens - VINNY D COULDN'T GET IT UP!! AHAHAHAHA!!

Ms. Tabitha - Kinda like all huff and no puff!

Rachel Stevens - So Tabitha.. if there was any way that Deuce is watching this interview right now.. what would you say to him?

Ms. Tabitha - Duane, baby... I'm really real sorry. What I did was wrong and I'm sure that you could never forget what I have done. But if you were to forgive me... I love you.

Rachel Stevens - Tabitha, I was just handed this envelope with your name on it. It reads important on it.. you might want to take a look at it.

Ms. Tabitha - Okay...

[ Tabitha opens the envelope and the camera pans around to get a shot of the paper over her shoulder. The top of the paper reads "Application for Divorce," and the bottom is signed.. Duane Alexander. ]

Rachel Stevens - I'm sorry Tabitha...

Ms. Tabitha - I.. I... uhh... I gotta go.

[ Tabitha jumps out of her seat crying and runs out the door. ]

Rachel Stevens - Well.. I guess we know one place that Deuce has been since his dissapearance. Back to you guys.

The Informer - Thank you Rachel.. Eddie where are you going?

Eddie Sensation - SHE'S HOT! I'm gonna go console her.

Vic Canon - Eddie thats sick.. she just got divorce papers.

Eddie Sensation - He I have no remorse about being the rebound guy.. beside I gotta get back there before someone else does.

The Informer - Folks we have an exciting night still ahead.. starting wit--

[ The arena is left in surprise as “More Human than Human” (Meet Bambi in the King’s Harem Mix) by White Zombie fills the arena. Parting the curtain to none of his usual pyrotechnics and effects is Ethan Tyler. Walking to the ring in a 3DW sleeveless shirt, jeans, and chewing gum like a maniac, he pays no attention to the boos and walks into the ring with purpose. He has the EWA world title in one hand and a mic in the other. He drops the belt as the music cuts out. ]

Ethan Tyler - For those of you who didn’t know, I keep a very close eye on the world around me.

The Informer - I think he’s talking about the 3DW shirt.

Eddie Sensation - Shut up Informer.

Ethan Tyler - In case of you are living under rocks, lack modern communication, or are just plain fucking stupid, the internet is alive with heat.

Chris Myers - This next match is scheduled for one fall, and is for the EWA International Title! In one corner, from Washington, D-

Eddie Sensation - Nomad just knocked Walther's teeth out with a superkick!!! This match is underway!!!

[ Ding, Ding, Ding! ]

The Informer - Nomad gaining the early advantage on Eric Walther. This is where the experience edge really comes into play. Nomad whips Walther into the ropes, Walther comes back, and goes down to a back body drop! Nomad is now crushing Eric's throat with his knee, trying to cut off his oxygen supply.

Eddie Sensation - TRYING?! I think he's succeeding!!!

Vic Canon - Yeah, but the ref is pulling Nomad off since he refused to break the hold at the end of that four count. Nomad is bickering with the ref, but Walther's getting to his feet! Nomad turns around....right into a spinebuster!!! Nomad rolls over and tries to get to his feet, but Walther puts him back down with a legdrop to the back of the neck. Not bad for someone who, compared to Nomad, is still a rookie.

The Informer - Don't forget that Eric Walther had a good deal of success once before in the EWA, right up until it's closing. Most people backstage had him pegged as an impact player in this company, and it looks like he's proving them right!

Eddie Sensation - You want impact? Nomad just punched Walther in the throat!!! Now he's up, and he slaps Walther in a rear naked choke! The match has hardly even started, and Nomad's already targeted a vulnerable spot on Walther! He's in bad shape in there against Nomad!!!

The Informer - Oh really? Then how did he just drop and hit Nomad with a jawbreaker?! That one move broke the hold, smart move by "The Rifleman" Eric Walther!

Vic Canon - Indeed! Walther charges at Nomad, who ducks a clothesline and goes for a single-arm DDT....but Walther flips under and hits a neckbreaker!!! Nomad shakes out the cobwebs, and now he's pissed!!!

Eddie Sensation - And with good reason!!! He didn't want to fight Walther tonight, he wanted a NEW opponent!!!

The Informer - These two men have never fought each other, Eddie.

Eddie Sensation - Shut your word hole, Informer.

Vic Canon - Nomad is now begging Walther to charge, he's trying to lure him in. Walther runs in, and Nomad tries for an elbow to the face, but Eric ducks and drives his knee into Nomad's gut instead!

The Informer - Walther goes around behind Nomad....SNAP GERMAN SUPLEX! Nomad hit really hard on his neck, which MUST still be sore from Hellacious Halloween 3!!! Walther goes up top!!! Nomad is down in the ring!!! FROG SPLASH!!!!!!

Eddie Sensation - That bastard, let Nomad get to his feet!!! I thought he wanted a FAIR fight!!!

Vic Canon - Nomad rolls out of the ring to escape a pinning predicament, now he's fishing around under the ring while clutching at his gut. And it looks like Walther is going to capitalize on the situation....he's charging Nomad!!! TOPE!!!

Eddie Sensation - HA!!! Walther just tried for a suicide dive between the ropes, but Nomad pulled a trash can out from under the ring, and "The Rifleman" accidentally flew INTO it!!! He can't seem to get out, and Nomad is rolling him back into the ring!!!

The Informer - Nomad is laying boots into that trash can, which is only making the problem worse for Walther since the metal can is starting to fold around him, trapping him even tighter!!! Walther gets to his feet, and Nomad bounces off the ropes....DROPKICK into the trash can!!! Walther is down, and Nomad's climbing up top!!!

Vic Canon - Eric Walther is rolling around trying to get out of that trash can, and Nomad is sizing him up....HE JUMPS....OH!!! HOLY SHIT!!! NOMAD JUST HIT A HIGH-IMPACT SWANTON BOMB ONTO THAT TRASH CAN!!! AND NOW HE'S GOING FOR THE COVER!!! What the hell?!?!?!

Eddie Sensation - The ref won't make the count, he's saying the trash can is a foreign object and he can't allow the cover!!! WHAT AN ASSHOLE!!! But Nomad is getting in his face, and it looks like he may have "persuaded" him to make the count!!! Haha, the ref is shaking in his penny loafers!!!

The Informer - Nomad goes for the cover again.... 1.... 2.... 3!!!

Chris Myers - The winner of this match, and STILL EWA International Champion, Nomad!

WINNER: Nomad w/ Modified Swanton Bomb by Pinfall

Eddie Sensation - See!!! Nomad can beat ANYBODY!!!

The Informer - Yeah, if he uses illegal objects and violent persuasion tactics on the referees!!! How can you claim to win a match when you have to resort to cheating to do it?!

Eddie Sensation - That wasn't cheating, that was creative interpretation of the rules!!!

Vic Canon - Whatever, Eddie.

[ We go to the back where we see Rob DiMarco standing by. Before Leon Sharpe walks out with both tag team titles around his shoulders wearing an Arizona Diamondback jersey. ]

Rob DiMarco - In a few moments, we will be seeing this man with me taking on both Omega and Ken Doe for his titles and Doe's Extreme title.

"Thundergod" Leon Sharpe - I would like to say first.. that I was out in Arizona on Sunday Night. After that was all done, I got down to see the Big Unit and I looked him in the eye and congratulated him on his win and he said he wanted to see me continue with my success. The Big Unit may not know all the names but he is correct, I will continue with my success.

Rob DiMarco - As we know.. you are a resident of the state of Arizona, so congrats to the Diamondbacks. But, to win, you will have to defeat two very capable men.... Omega and Ken Doe.

"Thundergod" Leon Sharpe - Omega? I heard of him when he was called Rocky Blonde. You remember Rocky Blonde?

Rob DiMarco - Yes.. but he is no longer called that.

"Thundergod" Leon Sharpe - What a shame that he had to change his name... his candy bars may have sucked, his interviews may have made children cry and his looks got dissed by the blind but he was a good man. Now... he is Omega... what the hell is up with that name?

Rob DiMarco - I have no idea...

"Thundergod" Leon Sharpe - Omega Man... Rocky eating his candy bars made himself immune to all disease, then some Terrorists used bioweapons and he survived, so did some deformed people who want him dead. I loved that movie. Just because Heston is the man. Isn't he the man Rob?

Rob DiMarco - I can't say..

"Thundergod" Leon Sharpe - But now Rocky Blonde got himself a friend on a Hershey highway, then Rocky and Ricky went off and joined a cult. I have no idea what this cult stuff is all about. I am not gonna be a sacrifice to them. Alpha Centuri... Omega Blonde... and Kenneth Doe... the funniest duo since Larry, Moe and Shemp. I think all three of them will try to screw me out of my belts. You know why I think that?

Rob DiMarco - Why do you think that?

"Thundergod" Leon Sharpe - Because they are a freaking cult and their third man is not in the ring with me. Centuri is gonna try something on me, but my partner will save the match by kicking his ass. While I handle Omega Blonde and Doe. Kenneth Doe... Doe... a deer.. a female deer... that probably explains the micropenis you must suffer from and the lack of an Adam's apple, since you need two men behind you to make you feel good, to make you feel like you are big, to help you win, you have to be lacking some form of genitalia. Rob, do you think Kenneth Doe is lacking the balls to take people on by himself?

Rob DiMarco - I can't say...

"Thundergod" Leon Sharpe - I take people on by myself and I am the tag team champion. I am two of these smaller guys in one. I also feel I could be screwed tonight because this is a match in Montreal and Montreal has bad karma when it comes to champions retaining their titles. But, who knows... maybe I will pin Doe for his title, maybe my partner will pin Doe and take it back to Calgary to honor Helen Hart, who recently died, godblesshersoul, anything is possible.

Rob DiMarco - Wait... your partner lives in Calgary and is close to Stu and Helen Hart?

"Thundergod" Leon Sharpe - Your miracle ear works! This man held the tag team titles for a long time in the year of 1987 before they lost their belts to Tito and Martel. This man was on the frontlines in Montreal awhile back. Back when Clinton was President and Kilborn hosted the Daily Show.

Rob DiMarco - It wasn't that long ago... wait! I know who your partner is gonna be!

"Thundergod" Leon Sharpe - No you don't...

Rob DiMarco - It's..

"Thundergod" Leon Sharpe - Shut up.. everybody's gonna laugh at you if you make a prediction now. Now, I am ready to exit to defend my belts, as the fans of Montreal and all Quebec get behind me, as I notice slightly.. as I go and I kick the hell out of both Omega Blonde and Kenneth Doe. I will knock the cult out of you guys so much that you will wake up and convert to be a Mormon. In other words, I will mess you up big time... but the best thing about Quebec is this..

Rob DiMarco - What?

"Thundergod" Leon Sharpe - They keep idiots like Vinson out... Kenneth Doe, Omega Blonde, Order of the Awakened... allez a enfer, PREPARE TO BE PUT TO SLEEP FOREVER! YOUR AWAKENING IS OVAH!

[ Sharpe walks off.... ]

[ We open up to the sight of Ken Doe, standing in from an elevated position, facing the sentinel-like persons of Alpha (Rick Randle) and Omega (Rocky Blonde). Where they are cannot be discerned, but darkness envelops them. Two candles burning behind Ken Doe cast the haunting shadows that only add to the mysterious scene. ]

Ken Doe - We walk away from Hellacious Halloween stronger than ever! I have ended IcE's beligerant denial of reality, and so this company's founder has deemed us worthy of two gilded opportunities. Omega...

[ The head of Omega rises, and he steps forward toward the platform. He places one knee on it and stares obediantly, even admiringly, at the enigma who now places a hand on his shoulder... ]

Ken Doe - My friend, tonight we shall show the mercy of reality to Leon Sharpe. He has denied it far too long; a single man holding the glory assigned to two. He has made it this far on luck, circumstance, and the will of interfering men who'd rather see their rivals humiliated then restore order to the EWA.

Ken Doe - We are the way, the truth, and the light. And appropriately enough, it is WE that shall bring back the order of things to this company. Two men shall hold those belts, as it is supposed to be, and those two men shall hold them in the name of divine mercy. As more championships come into our possession, so to shall the attention of the masses. They are a paramount aspect of this ministry.

Ken Doe - And you...

[ Doe turns his head to Alpha, who straightens up and takes a step back as Doe walks toward him with a sadistic smile! ]

Ken Doe - You opportunity tonight is a blessed surprise! I do not know how or why this came upon you, but view it for what it is: an unparalleled chance to speed the progression of my work by leaps and bounds. Capture the World Title, humiliating an icon like Tyler in the process, and it will shake the EWA to its very core.

[ Doe puts both hands on Alpha's shoulders, and the look he now gives him is threatening! ]

Ken Doe - Bring me that title! It will be the baton by which I lead these men; marching into a new era of understanding! You KNOW the penalty for failure!

[ Doe stares into him, then walks past him and stares straight into the camera, ignoring his cohorts and apparently addressing the viewing audience. ]

Ken Doe - And among you...the hope-drained watchers from the ranks of this company...is it becoming clear? Did the decimation of IcE open your eyes? Must Sharpe, and the one after him, and the one after, and the one after...must they all be destroyed before you will stop resisting? Some men have the audacity to come knocking at Hell's door, and they shall burn for it. Some are foolish enough to ignore me...and their's shall be the rudest awakening of them all!

[ Doe turns away, joined by his minions who each takes a guarding position at his side. They stand there, without so much as a word or motion. Not even their breathing is audible...their is just a numb, still, and foreboding aura about them. Suddenly though, a fourth figure emerges in the background behind them! Shrouded in darkness, the slender spectre comes out just enough to have its presence be felt, but then stops. Ken Doe's head rises, as if to acknowledge it, then he turns back to face the camera... ]

Ken Doe - You've tasted my wrath, and Sharpe shall come to know my mercy. Perhaps you should now also experience...my love...

[ The scene fades out... ]

Chris Myers - The next match will be title-for-title, with both the EWA Extreme and Tag Team Championships on the line!

[ As Staind's "Just Go" starts up, a strong booing accompanies it in welcoming Ken Doe and Omega to the ring. ]

Chris Myers - Introducing first, at a combined weight of 465 pounds and representing the Order of the Awakened...Omega...and the EWA Extreme Champion...Ken Doe!

[ Walking side by side, the two men stalk toward the ring and their confident air only further incites the crowd! Ken Doe takes a cup of beer in the chest, but it does little to break his stride! ]

[ "Dracula" by Rob Zombie blasts through the speakers... ]

Chris Myers - And their opponents... introducing first, standing 6'11" and weighing in at 305 pounds, from Kingman, Arizona, "The Thundergod" Leon Sharpe!

[ "The Thundergod" Leon Sharpe steps out from behind the curtain with a ring microphone. ]

"Thundergod" Leon Sharpe - And now the moment of truth... the first time I have had to take a tag team partner during this reign.. this man is dedicating his win to Helen Hart... he was on the front lines of Montreal 1997.... for one time only... Quebec, pump it up for ONE HALF OF THE HART FOUNDATION....

[ Sharpe pauses for a bit as the crowd starts to cheer loudly. ]

"Thundergod" Leon Sharpe - JIM "THE ANVIL" NEIDHART!!!!!!!!!!!

[ The fans still cheer a bit as "F*cking Hostile" by Pantera plays and Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart walks out in a black leather jacket. He hands a jacket to Sharpe that has an emblem of a skull with teeth knocked out and "THUNDERGOD" on it. Sharpe jogs to the ring, as Neidhart accepts high fives from fans. ]

The Informer - Wow! Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart is back in the EWA! LOOK OUT! FROM BEHIND! THERE'S ALPHA! HE JUST NAILED NEIDHART WITH A STEEL CHAIR TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD!

Vic Canon - THE ANVIL GOES DOWN! And Leon Sharpe heard the SMACK from the ring! Leon turned around, and is watching Alpha DRAG The Anvil into the back!

Eddie Sensation - Oh great... this damn cult is going to sacrifice him after the match or something.

The Informer - Well, now that The Anvil is out of the way, we have a match! But Leon Sharpe isn't getting in the ring just yet, and you've really gotta' wonder what his chances are against a guy of Ken Doe's calibur and the sicko's hand-picked lieutenant.

Eddie Sensation - They're not good, but Sharpe will go down fighting!

Vic Canon - He'd have gone down for the hottie in the back earlier, too!

The Informer - Sharpe now grabbing a chair from the outside, and he's beckoning for the two men to come bring the fight down there!

Eddie Sensation - One thing Sharpe does have here is a size advantage! He's hair under seven-feet-tall, 300-plus pounds, and he's fighting two guys who'd qualify for cruiserweights!

The Informer - Good point, and speaking of cruiserweights!!!

Vic Canon - WHOO!!! WHAT A START!!!

The Informer - Ken Doe and Omega are both going up top, each from one of the two corners closest to Sharpe!

Eddie Sensation - This could be nasty!

The Informer - They're just standing there, perched like gargoyles and Sharpe is looking back and forth between them! One of them is gonna' have to make a move!

Vic Canon - It's almost like they're waiting for some-- HEY! IT'S THAT GIRL!

The Informer - That brunette who rejected Sharpe earlier is running down here with some kind of weap-- WHIP! She's got a whip?!

Vic Canon - Oh man, that's hot!

Eddie Sensation - I guess Sharpe tried to hit on the wrong dominatrix!

The Informer - She's right behind the man, and he doesn't know it! She rears back...

[ The cameras cuts to backstage, where a doctor is attending to a bloody-faced Eric Walther. ]

Doctor - You're going to need some stitches Mr. Walther, you're got a deep cut above your eye. I think it'll take at least 12 or 15 stitches to close it. And you've got quite a few other more superficial cuts.

"The Rifleman" Eric Walther - Yeah doc, stitch me up. It's not the first time.

[ The doctor pulls out a gauze pad and hydrogen peroxide, and cleans Walther's cuts, then starts to stitch him up. ]

"The Rifleman" Eric Walther - Nomad, you got me this time. But you had to cheat to do it, didn't you. You ALWAYS have to cheat to do it, don't you? You beat Covington cleanly how many times? Once, maybe twice? You are a disgrace to the International title, whether you're legendary for holding it or not. 4 titles reigns, longest reign ever, widely considered the greatest IN champ ever. Well, to me, you're nothing more than a common street punk. No honor. You do manage to get results though. Well Nomad, it's time that you met your match. I'm going to teach you a few lessons that you should have learned long ago. I'm going to kick your ass like someone should have before you got this far without learning a little respect, a little honor. Respect, honor, those are things that every good man should have. But you aren't a good man, are you? You're one that doesn't care about methods, only results. Well Nomad, I can be like that too. You pissed me off. Canton and GiGante can tell you that doing that is a death sentence. You want to play dirty with me? I'll brutalize you like no one else ever has. While you were being just another punkass kid, I was fighting for our country in Desert Storm. You've showed me utter disrespect, in my match with C4, and again tonight. So starting now, I'm going to show you disrespect as well. I'm going to beat your ass down. Rest assured Nomad, this isn't over. This isn't over by a long shot. I will hunt you down, and I will make you feel the Last Shot. By any means necessary, Nomad, by any means necessary. Give me an excuse to cripple you, please. Because I will take that opportunity to finish you off. The clock is ticking, The Last Shot is coming for you. Better get ready bitch.

[ Walther turns away from the camera, and lets the doctor finish sewing him up as the camera cuts back to action. ]

[ The EWA theme music suddenly hits the arena's system. In the ring, The Informer begins to speak… ]

The Informer - Ladies and gentlemen, please help me in welcoming the man who defeated "The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante last night… THE OWNER OF THE EWA… TOM STONE!!!

[ Tom Stone walks out from behind the curtain with a huge smile on his face as he slaps the hands of his fans on the way to the ring… ]

Vic Canon - There he is! The owner of the EWA! Eddie, Hellacious Halloween 3 was a shocker in every sense of the word! But one of the HUGEST shocks of the night was when Nick Diamante laid down for Tom Stone. Come on… you're apparently one of Diamante's buddies… tell us what made him do that!

Eddie Sensation - Vic… I have no clue! In all seriousness, I really don't know why Diamante would pass up a chance like this to elevate himself to heights he's never seen. But, for some reason… he was happy about it.

Vic Canon - He sure was… but I guess we'll never know the true reasoning for this. But all I know is that The Informer is in the ring with Tom Stone… and we're about ready to find out which reward Tom Stone will choose.

Eddie Sensation - This is going to be horrible.

[ The camera zooms in to the little bingo-tumbler, which is right in the middle of the ring. Inside the tumbler is 3 little plastic balls with paper inside of them… one of them which will be chosen at random by Tom Stone… ]

The Informer - Tom Stone, welcome to Montreal!

[ The crowd pops… ]

Tom Stone - Thank you, Informer… and let me tell you, it's great to be here… and I am SO ready to choose my reward!

The Informer - Before we get to that, let me ask you a couple of questions. Last night, the world was SHOCKED when Nick Diamante casually walked into the ring and laid down demanding that you pin him. What was going through your mind at that very moment?

Tom Stone - At that moment, I had a feeling that Nick Diamante was playing games like he always does. But as time went on, I began to realize that Nick was serious. I thought about it… and with these reward stipulations… there was NOTHING he could possibly gain by losing the match. I took my chances… and for some reason, he let me pin him. I've been talking to my lawyers all week looking for loopholes in this contract… but we found NOTHING. Nick Diamante screwed himself over… and for some reason, he's happy about it.

The Informer - Are you totally sure he's not planning something?

Tom Stone - Oh, I'm sure he THINKS he's planning something, but that's the nature of the best when it comes to Nicky D. He's ALWAYS trying to maneuver his way around. But let me guarantee you something… "The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante has absolutely NOTHING TO GAIN from his actions at Hellacious Halloween 3! There's not gonna be any BIG MASTER PLANS… because I've looked into it with all my lawyers.

[ The crowd pops again… ]

Vic Canon - This smells fishy…

Eddie Sensation - Tell me about it…

The Informer - So, what you're saying is…

[ Tom grabs the mic… ]

Tom Stone - What I'm saying is let's get this show on the road!

Vic Canon - ALRIGHT!

Tom Stone - It's time to pick my reward!

Eddie Sensation - I hate this!!

The Informer - Indeed it is! Let's get on with the ceremony! First, if I might direct your attention to the EWA video wall… you'll see the 3 rewards Tom will have to choose from.

[ The rewards show up on the screen… ]

The Informer - I can't believe Nick Diamante has quit! He quit the EWA! He quit wrestling! That's HUGE!

[ Backstage, we see "The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante walk past the curtain back into the backstage area… when suddenly, he's approached by Spade… ]

Spade - Nick! What the hell is going on?!

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - I'm not chilling on the same brain wavelength you are, babe. Please phrase your ramblings into the form of a question.

Spade - Why did you quit?! What the hell are you doing? What about me? What about us?!

[ Diamante smiles, places his hands on his hips and tilts his head while staring into the air… ]

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Hollywood… is calling… Nick… Diamante.

Spade - Don't give me that bulls-

[ Nicky D cuts off Spade… ]

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Nick Diamante… please take center stage… Nick Diamante… the center stage…

[ "The Diamond Stud" continues to walk away, totally ignoring a visually distraught Spade… ]

Spade - You're going to regret this, Nick! THIS IS THE BIGGEST MISTAKE YOU'VE EVER MADE!

[ Diamante stops in his tracks and lowers his head. He then seemingly begins to realize what he's just done… and drops to his knees… ]

The Informer - What?

Vic Canon - Don't tell me…

[ Spade approaches Nick Diamante who has his face covered and held by his own hands… ]

Eddie Sensation - Is he crying?!?!?!

[ Spade goes over and places her hands on the shoulder of a mentally broken man. Diamante continues to speak under a muffled voice as he cries… ]

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - What is going on?? WHAT HAVE I DONE! All I ever wanted was to be a champion! THE CHAMPION! To be respected… to be loved... BUT WHY?! WHY WAS I NEVER GIVEN THE CHANCE?!?!?!

Spade - Oh baby!

[ Spade goes to hug Nick who continues to ramble on insanely… ]

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - BUT NOW I'VE LOST IT ALL! All… ALL! For what?? WHY?? Because I-I-I-just… couldn't… take it anymore?

Spade - Baby don't cry… let me see your face…

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - NO! I DON'T WANT ANYONE TO SEE ME THIS WAY! JUST LEAVE ME HERE TO DIE! LIKE THE COWARD THAT I AM! I always thought I was good, Spade… baby, tell me I'm good!

Spade - Nick, you're better than anyone out there!

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - I'm just a coward…

Spade - No, baby… you're not a coward! You're a champion! You're a legend! You are good! Believe me!

[ Diamante attempts to calm down… ]

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Am I-Am-I... good?

Spade - Yes baby, believe me! You're the greatest! You are good!

[ Spade gives Nick a huge hug… ]

Spade - Now stop crying, baby… let me see your face…

[ Spade gently grabs Diamante hands away from his face as the camera zooms in. Diamante is wearing a huge, sadistic smile… making it blatantly clear that he wasn't crying… ]

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - I… AM… GOOD! Aren't I, babe?

Vic Canon - Good Lord, what's wrong with him????

The Informer - How could he do such a thing?!

[ Diamante stands up and spreads his arms to the heavens… ]

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - That was the first, count it hunny… THE FIRST… of what will be MANY… UNBELIEVABLE… ACADEMY AWARD WINNING PERFORMANCES! By yours truly… THE PRECIOUS ROCK OF HOLLYWOOD! "THE DIAMOND STUD" NICK DIAMANTE!!! Dramatic, wasn't it? Did it not tingle at your very most inner senses?

[ Spade, now in tears, shouts… ]

Spade - YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE!

[ Diamante nods… ]

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - That I am. And let me leave you with one more final piece of LINGUAL GENIUSNESS for everyone who ever doubted "The Diamond Stud"…

[ Diamante clears his throat and turns to the camera as Spade sits on the floor totally dejected… ]

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Tom Stone… EWA… PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING WORLD………………………… F*CK YOU, I'm going to Hollywood!

[ Diamante walks off into the distance as the camera films him stepping out of the parking garage, and then totally out of sight for the very last time. The camera now pans over to Spade who is in tears… ]

The Informer - It looks like we've seen the end of an era here in the Extreme Wrestling Association. "The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante has quit not only the EWA, but the wrestling business… apparently to try his hand in Hollywood.

Vic Canon - Not the first man to have tried that route… but I guess we have to wish him the best of luck. He was one of the greatest wrestlers I've ever seen in my life… and a bigger prick than I ever could imagine I'd ever meet in my entire life!

Eddie Sensation - This is a sad day! Nicky D, buddy… BEST OF LUCK AND I'M SURE WE'LL SEE YOU IN SOME OF NEXT SUMMER'S BIGGEST BLOCKBUSTERS! Can you guys imagine it… Terminator 3… FEATURING NICKY D!!!

The Informer - Uh, I highly doubt it. He was a great talent… but as we take a look at Spade right there… totally down in the dumps, I'll always be reminded that Nick Diamante was nothing but the DEVIL… in a wrestler's clothing. F*ck you too… and good riddance, Diamante. I feel as if a huge weight has been lifted from my shoulders, and I think I speak for many when I say that.

[ Fade to black… ]

Vic Canon - Fans, Rob DiMarco is backstage with that Son of a bitch Vinny D.... Rob....

[ DiMarco is seen hustling after Vinny D who is quickly leaving the arena ]

Rob DiMarco - Vinny D! How could you justify what you did to Mike Steele this evening?

"The Original Outlaw" Vinny D - Robbie, if you keep talking I'm gonna justify it by doing the same to you.... Cept this time around it'll be juat a little more violent!

Rob DiMarco - Uhm.... Well, how about the presence...

[ Vinny D gets on his bike, and starts it up, and he revs the engine heavily. DiMarco's words cannot even be heard. Vinny D stops revving for a second ]

"The Original Outlaw" Vinny D - Rob.... I gotta go man. I'm a busy son of a bitch....

[ Vinny D Revs the engine heavily once again and DiMarco's response cannot be heard ]

Rob DiMarco - I'm here with the World Champion Ethan Tyler, Ethan, what you said earlier spoke worlds about yourself and what's been going on, but you haven't addressed Alpha.... What kind of strategy do you have for this match?

[ Tyler's sitting in a chair with a cup of water and his hood over his head. He looks up at DiMarco ]

Ethan Tyler - What the hell is there to say? I'm going to walk in that ring, kick the hell out of him and leave. This guy shouldn't have been allowed in the ring with me. This is a waste of my time. Hell, Rob Traxler's more worthy than this guy.

Rob DiMarco - Well since th-

Ethan Tyler - DiMarco, there is NO MORE questions, end of interview.

Rob DiMarco - Well, any last words?

[ Tyler stands up, takes a drink, throws the cup and looks a the camera ]

Ethan Tyler - Rocky Blonde, Omega, no matter the name the chocolate bars STILL SUCK!

[ Tyler walks out as DiMarco looks semi-perplexed ]