[ We are cut to a shot of the arena entrance where Rob DiMarco can be seen hustling his way to the opening. The camera follows behind, and then comes to a sudden stop. The crowd is silent as they see a large black limo pull up. No one knows who's inside or what business they plan to attend to. ]

Vic Canon - Whoever that is...he likes to appear with style.

[ The chauffeur steps out from the front seat and walks to the back, where he slowly opens the door. The crowd is on their toes, wondering who this mystery person is. ]

Vic Canon - This is so exciting!

Eddie Sensation - Calm down there Vic.

[ Two boots step out and almost simultaneously, Tiki Tortez appears to an ENORMOUS pop. ]

The Informer - It's Tiki Tortez...Tortez is in the building!!

Eddie Sensation - Wow, I figured he knew what was good for him and just backed out while he still could.

[ DiMarco walks up to Tortez as the crowd is still on their feet cheering. ]

Rob DiMarco - 3T...

"Tricky" Tiki Tortez - Yes?

[ Tortez doesn't even show a sign of nervousness, yet the sense he is completely prepared. ]

Rob DiMarco - I'll try to keep this short...

"Tricky" Tiki Tortez - Ya, you do that.

Rob DiMarco - You've heard the recent comments from Tyler, and to be blunt, I don't think he expects you to show up tonight, what is your reaction to that?

"Tricky" Tiki Tortez - DiMarco, I could give two shits what Tyler expects out of me...the fact of the matter is...

[ Outside the arena in Albany, New York a 2001 BMW is parked right behind the back entrance. Our view moves inside the BMW. Sitting in the driver's side is Donny Michaels and in the passenger's side is the north american champion, El GiGante. GiGante slides his hands through his hair and shakes his head. ]

Donny Michaels - What's wrong with you Rey? For the past couple days you've been acting pretty weird and not yourself. Is something on your mind that you would like to tell me?

"Soul SurViVa" El GiGante - I just don't know anymore esa.

Donny Michaels - You don't know about what, Rey?

"Soul SurViVa" El GiGante - Dis.

[ GiGante points to his north american title which lays across his right shoulder. ]

Donny Michaels - What about it?

"Soul SurViVa" El GiGante - I just don't tink I have da desire anymore. Lately da word retirement has come up in mah mind. Something tells me I should just give it up. But on da other side I think I might have a little spark left ta get me going.

Donny Michaels - How could you even be thinking about this right now. Right now your unstoppable. No one can beat you. Your the north american champion and your status is rising as we speak.

"Soul SurViVa" El GiGante - See dats where your wrong, esa. Mah status hasn't moved at all lately. No one seems ta have faith in da "Soul SurViVa" anymore.

Donny Michaels - What about this revolution that your trying to achieve. C'mon your the only man that can accomplish this and make the north american division bigger than ever. Tonight you have one of your toughest matches in EWA thus far. This newcomer, Christ Canton is quite the competitor.

"Soul SurViVa" El GiGante - I just gotta tink about things. I just don't know if I want dis anymore.

Donny Michaels - Alright but I'm telling you that this is your time and if you just pack up your bags and leave... then you'll really regret it.

[ GiGante grabs his title and his bags from the back seat and exits the car. The cameras zoom in on Michaels as he pulls the car around the building. Donny grabs his cell phone and dials a number. ]

Donny Michaels - Hi is this Juan? Juan, my man I really need you right now. Your in town, right? Ok great, just be ready in a few minutes. I'll tell you when I get there.

[ Donny squeals out of the parking lot and the cameras fade back inside the arena. We're brought back to the announcers. ]

[ We go to the parking lot, where we see a car pull up to the enterance. Out of that car comes the EWA tag team champion "Thundergod" Leon Sharpe. Sharpe has one belt over his shoulder and one over waist again. As Sharpe is walking up to the enterance.. Rob DiMarco is on the scene with a mic. ]

Rob DiMarco - Thundergod, you are scheduled to wrestle four tag teams tonight for the belts, which will be a unique situation for anybody. Do you think you can defeat these four teams?

"The Thundergod" Leon Sharpe - Well yes.. I am the tag team champion, therefore I will be able to defeat all four of these teams.

Rob DiMarco - Any word on who these teams will be?

"The Thundergod" Leon Sharpe - Nope.. they may be appearing around the place but I will not name names for the match. Although I am facing some former tag team champions tonight. That is all..

[ Sharpe walks into the building. ]

[ A sleek, black, fully-restored 1971 Dodge Charger screeches to a halt next to the wrestler's entrance backstage. The crowd inside erupts as Rob Traxler steps out of the driver's side, dressed in his normal street clothes. His face covered with anger, he immediately walks right up to the camera and fills its frame with his face. ]

Rob Traxler - The time has come where I find myself at a crossroad in EWA. Either I sit back and let EWA management continue to sign me to matches against useless, talentless, no-name wannabe scrubs......or......I put them in such a position as to force them to give me worthy opponents. I'm through with the run-around.

[ The crowd erupts again as Drew Norwood comes into the camera view. Rob acknowledges his brother's presence, then refocuses on the camera. ]

Rob Traxler - You have left me little choice, Stone. I guess there's only way for me to convince you to stop signing me to fight the little guys. I'm going to have to eliminate them so that you're left with no choice but to give me someone to fight that's worth my goddamn time. Tonight will be the warning. Come on, Drew, we got business to attend to.

[ Traxler and Norwood quickly walk inside as the camera fades out. ]

Chris Myers - This next match is scheduled for one fall!

[ "Renegade" by Styxx blasts through the speakers... ]

Chris Myers - Introducing first... standing 5'9" and weighing in at 145 pounds, from Parts Unknown, Jack Bandit!

[ Jack Bandit steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring. ]

[ "Hotel California" by The Gypsy Kings blasts through the speakers... ]

Chris Myers - And his opponent... standing 6'2" and weighing in at 255 pounds, from Parts Unknown, Señor X!

[ Señor X steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring. ]

[ Ding, Ding, Ding! ]

The Informer - And here we go! Senor X is circling around Jack Bandit... Bandit seem's to be getting a little pissed off that he can't grab him!

Vic Canon - Bandit lunges at Senor X.... DRAGON SUPLEX BY SENOR X! Jack Bandit gets back up... BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX!!!

Eddie Sensation - Senor X goes for the pin... 1..... 2..... No! Bandit kicks out!

The Informer - Senor X lifts Bandit to his feet.... Side Russian Leg Sweep! Senor X quickly gets up, and then jumps to the top rope! LOOK OUT GUYS!

Vic Canon - ....WHAM!!!! MOONSAULT! RIGHT ON THE MARK!!!!!!

Eddie Sensation - He's not covering him though... what the shit?!

The Informer - Senor X lifts Bandit to his feet.... and throws him to the ropes! Bandit bounces back... LOOK OUT! WHAM!!!! BIG BOOT! PERFECT SHOT TO THE FACE!!!!!!

Vic Canon - Senor X is calling for the end now! He lifts Bandit up... LOOK OUT!!!! WHAM!!!!!! "LA MANCHA"!!!!! OR, "THE SPOT"!!!

Eddie Sensation - Looked like an inverted DDT to me!

The Informer - It was Eddie... the ref counts! 1.... 2.... 3!

Chris Myers - The winner of this match... Senor X!

WINNER: Senor X w/ La Mancha by Pinfall

Vic Canon - A nice quick win for Senor X! Jack Bandit didn't look right tonight.

Eddie Sensation - Nope, he's defenately off his game.

The Informer - Well fans, we must take a quick break... we'll be right back!

[ Jack Bandit is running down the hallway, constantly looking over his shoulder with some anxiety. He comes around the corner and runs smack into Rob Traxler, who is standing in the hall with Drew Norwood. Bandit steps back from the impact, and Traxler's attention turns from a peaceful chat with his brother to a look of intense anger at the new situation. ]

Rob Traxler - What in the hell do you think you're doing?

[ Bandit doesn't respond. ]

Rob Traxler - Drew...who is this?

Drew Norwood - Jack Bandit, bro. He's in the lower echelon of EWA talent.

Rob Traxler - Oh...is he now? Well, well, well...looks like I've found the perfect example to start proving my point, hmm?

[ Traxler stomps on Bandit a few times to stun him, then picks him up from the floor and looks at the camera. ]

Rob Traxler - Stone...consider this the first taste of what happens when you make me upset by not giving me what I deserve...

[ Traxler cradles Bandit between his legs, hoists him up, and sends him crashing through a nearby table. He stands there for a few seconds and notices Bandit squirming in pain. ]

Rob Traxler - You know something...I don't think I hit that one right.

[ Traxler picks Bandit up off the shattered table, pulls him down the hall a few more feet, cradles him again, and sends him crashing through the another table. He stands there again, surverying the damage, his face still filled with a look of disgust. ]

Rob Traxler - Well...you know what they say...

[ Traxler picks Bandit up again, drags him down the hall a few more feet, cradles his head between his legs, hooks both arms, hoists him up into a modified crucifix, and sends Bandit thundering through one more table with a modified piledriver. Bandit lies motionless on the remains of the table as Norwood walks over to his brother's side, pulling him away from the scene. ]

Rob Traxler - The third time's a charm!

Drew Norwood - Come on, bro...I think you've made your point already...goddamn.

[ Traxler turns to the camera. ]

Rob Traxler - You see that, Stone?!? Huh?!? You see what you've made me do, you bastard?!? And that's just a taste, my friend...just ONE FUCKING TASTE!

[ Norwood and Traxler leave the scene in a hurry as paramedics come rushing to the lifeless Bandit. ]

[ We cut backstage where an elderly janitor is seen fumbling through his keys attempting to get into a storage room… ]

Janitor - Arg! So many keys! AH HA! There we go!

[ Just as the janitor finds the key and opens the storage room door, he is hit by an unexpected shovel shot! ]

The Informer - OH MY GOD! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!

[ We see Nick Diamante's long time friend and high school football instructor, The Coach standing with the shovel in hand. He looks around to make sure nobody sees him… ]

The Coach - FORTH AND GOAL, BABY! Forth and goal… YOU'VE GOTTA WANT IT!

[ The Coach begins to drag the unconscious janitor's body into storage room. He gets in and shuts the door behind them. Drowned out by the door, we hear The Coach screaming… ]

The Coach - TOUCHDOWN!!!!!

[ Fade out… ]

Vic Canon - What… in the world… was that?

Eddie Sensation - Illegal use of the… shovel?

[ Sharpe is seen walking through the back with the belts, following an executive around. ]

"The Thundergod" Leon Sharpe - Come on.. you couldn't give the belts to me last week but you should be able to do me a favor this week. It doesn't even override the authority of Stone.

Tom Stone's Assistant - I'm not gonna do that, it's a stupid idea for me to do that.

"The Thundergod" Leon Sharpe - All you have to do is wear a mask and put on a good effort.

Tom Stone's Assistant - No. I'll get hurt bad.

"The Thundergod" Leon Sharpe - Look, you will be doing what I asked you to do, it's no longer a request, it's a demand.

[ Sharpe hands the Assistant a mask that looks more like a jockstrap. ]

"The Thundergod" Leon Sharpe - good luck tonight asshole.

[ The scene shifts from Sharpe and the Suit to showing what appears to be the Rock'n'Roll Express drinking beer with the EMTs and two fat guys in leather. ]

Rachel Stevens - Thanks, Informer! I'm here with "The Hustler" Marty Delaney, who is about to head to battle with Anton Bailey in a few minutes. He's accompanied by his manager "The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante. Thanks for taking the time for this interview, Hustler.

"The Hustler" Marty Delaney - Not a problem, just make with the questions already.

Rachel Stevens - Ok then. Last week, you had a mat war to open Tuesday Night Heat with the up and coming rookie Chris Canton in which you were on the losing end of. Are you using that loss as motivation tonight? Also, what are your feelings about Canton himself?

"The Hustler" Marty Delaney - Oh, I am definitely using my loss last week to pump myself for going against Anton Bailey. I walked back to the locker room after the match last week, and all I could feel was depressed and embarrassed. No offense to Canton at all, he busted his ass and was the better man that night. In fact, I even wish him well for his North American Title match later on tonight. But, those feelings after my match with him, I never want to feel again. To let a rookie like Canton get the best of me is un-fuckin'-acceptable, and I can't let that happen tonight against Bailey. I WON'T let it happen.

Rachel Stevens - How do you measure up your opponent tonight in Anton Bailey?

"The Hustler" Marty Delaney - Well, for about a month there, he was the Extreme Champion, a title I know very well, but he really didn't face much competition while defending it. Then, Tortez comes back; Bailey shits his pants and loses the title. Now, Bailey has more matches under his belt than I do since the re-opening, so he's on track, but he hasn't faced anyone I would consider challenging. You know whom I do find to be a challenging opponent? ME, goddamn it. If Bailey is going to enter that ring thinking he's going up against another dumbass extremely untalented "hardcore" bleeder, his line of thought is WAY off base. Yes, I once ruled that division, but I did it with class. Now, two years later, I evolved to become the most complete wrestler in the game today. Oh, people can look back to last week and point out the loss to Canton, but I say that was just stumbling block. I fell down, but I'm right back up on my feet, I got my head held high, anger in my blood, hatred on my mind, and determination in my heart. Bailey WILL be fucked in this match if he even takes his eye off me for a split second, I guarantee it. I'm going to hurt Anton real…real…bad. I have to, in order to get my rise to top in the EWA back on track.

Rachel Stevens - Cornerstone…you made a HUGE splash at the top of the night. Do you think that your agenda will conflict with "The Hustler's?"

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - I'm pretty sure I made that clear when I came out earlier, but I will state it again. I'm not here for belts. I'm here, back in the ring, for respect. I will bring Marty to the top. I see no cross-purpose or conflict of interest.

Rachel Stevens - Anything left to say?

"The Hustler" Marty Delaney - Yeah, I've got something, and it's for Bailey and the rest of the EWA. Don't count me out yet. After tonight, after I lay waste to Anton Bailey in one of the most painful experiences of his life, don't forget about me. I'm slowly climbing back to the position I was in two years ago. I'm plotting, training, concentrating on the time in which I once again will be king of the EWA Mountain. I'm starting small, but this wave is going to get larger and stronger, and finally, when it crashes, no one will be spared. Know why? 'Cause fear is a weapon, and anger is most certainly a gift!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - And that is Written In 'Stone!

Chris Myers - This next match is scheduled for one fall!

[ "My Hero" by Foo Fighters blasts through the speakers... ]

Chris Myers - Introducing first... standing 6'4" and weighing in at 240 pounds, from Tucson, Arizona, Anton Bailey!

[ Anton Bailey steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring. ]

[ "Walk" by Pantera blasts through the speakers... ]

Chris Myers - And his opponent... standing 6'3" and weighing in at 233 pounds, from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, "The Hustler" Marty Delaney!

[ "The Hustler" Marty Delaney steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring. ]

[ Ding, Ding, Ding! ]

The Informer - OHH GOD! ANTON BAILEY WITH A FLYING FIST TO THE FACE OF THE HUSTLER!

Vic Canon - Bailey sets him up..... GERMAN SUPLEX! The Hustler gets to his feet slowly.... DEATH VALLEY DRIVER BY ANTON BAILEY!

Eddie Sensation - What the hell has gotten into him?! He's been struggling over the last 3 weeks!

The Informer - Good question Eddie! Anton Bailey lifts The Hustler to his feet.... LOOK OUT! DIVING POWERBOMB!

Vic Canon - NO! NO NO NO! THE HUSTLER REVERSES IT INTO A HURRACONRANA!!!!! PERFECT REVERSAL BY MARTY DELANEY!

Eddie Sensation - Delaney is up... he has Bailey now.... OOH!! Overhead Belly-to-Belly Suplex!

The Informer - Anton Bailey uses the ropes to help him up.... he turns around... OOH!

Vic Canon - Leg Capture Suplex by The Hustler! Nice move!

Eddie Sensation - And now The Hustler is going up top!

The Informer - He's ready! LOOK OUT! OOOH!!!! CORKSCREW LEGDROP!!! WHAT A MOVE!

Vic Canon - The Hustler isn't going for the pin, but he's calling for the end of this match!

Eddie Sensation - Look out Bailey, you've got about 10 seconds left!

The Informer - He picks up Bailey... Springboard Side Kick! Right in the side of the face! Bailey bounces off the ropes from impact, and comes back at The Hustler!

Vic Canon - He scoops him..... WHAM!!!!! THE DISSOLUTION!!!!!! He covers him!

Eddie Sensation - 1...... 2....... 3!!!!

Chris Myers - And the winner of this match... "The Hustler" Marty Delaney!

WINNER: "The Hustler" Marty Delaney w/ The Dissolution by Pinfall

The Informer - Bailey had a chance at the beginning, but it all slipped away!

Vic Canon - Good win for The Hustler... he's starting to make himself known around here!

Eddie Sensation - HAHA! BULLSHIT!

The Informer - Watch it, Eddie... we're on cable TV!

[ We go to the back where Rachel Stevens is standing by. ]

Rachel Stevens - Hello, we just got word that one of the teams that Leon Sharpe will be facing is demanding an interview.. yes, some team is demanding an interview. Please bare with us, I've seen them an...

[ We go back to the storage room where The Coach attacked the helpless janitor. The door creeks open slowly as The Coach peeks out. He sees nobody around, so he steps out. He's dressed in the janitor's clothing and has his keys in hand… ]

Vic Canon - Look! It's Diamante's Coach! What the hell?!

Eddie Sensation - HAHA! He's dressed up like the janitor he just beat the hell out of!

The Informer - This old man is insane! Yeah, like nobody is going to realize that this janitor is shorter, older… and is wearing an eye patch!

[ The Coach takes a brief look around… ]

The Coach - Stone's office. Stone's office… YA GOTTA WANT IT!

[ The Coach runs off like the crazy old man that he is… ]

The Informer - Stone's office? Is that what he said?! Why would he want to go to Stone's office?!

Vic Canon - I have no clue… but he's got the keys!

[ Backstage, Arthryn is seen walking into the staff cafeteria. He steps through the doorway, and bumps into Holden Raines... ]

The Informer - Uh oh! The shit has hit the proverbial fan!

Vic Canon - What's gonna happen here?

[ Arthryn takes a good long glance at Raines, looking him up and down. Raines looks down at the floor with his hair in his face... ]

The Informer - This can't turn out well.

[ Arthryn taps on the television title held over the shoulder of Raines... ]

Arthryn - Look at me, Raines!

[ Raines slowly raises his head, staring straight up at him... ]

Arthryn - Good. You take a look into my eyes... You take a look into my eyes, so you become familiar with this scene. Because you'll be looking up at me again when you're down, on your back, in the ring. Tonight, your title becomes mine.

[ Arthryn blows Raines off with a devious little chuckle and steps away... ]

Vic Canon - Wow. I thought we'd see...

[ Just then, as Arthryn walks towards the soda machines.. ]

[ The lights flicker, fade, and shut off. Neon green pyro and floodlights bathe the arena in light as "What You Got" by Reveille starts up. Nomad walks out wearing a black Nomad logo t-shirt, grey Caffiene cargo pants, and his black stomping boots. He walks down to the ring, climbs through the ropes, and pulls out a mic ]

Nomad - I'm gonna' make this short but sweet. Covington, you're an ass-rag. You're a spineless, cowardly loser who will do anything just to get another mark in your win column. I was having a dispute with the referee, and you struck me while my back was turned. You claim to be so upright and honest, you say you walk the path of good....yet what you did ruined an excellent athletic contest. And because of your poor, immorral showing last week, I'm going to make you go through a challenge tonight.

[ The crowd boos Nomad, who doesn't seem to care at all ]

Nomad - Tonight, Cody Covington, you have yet another chance. You already got your title rematch at Hellacious Halloween 3, but I think it needs a stipulation. So tonight, you're going to go against one member of the EWA roster of my choosing. And if you can beat him, then YOU get to pick our stipulation. And if you don't beat him, I get to pick the stipulation. I only think this is fair, since you weasled a victory out of our match a week ago-

[ Suddenly, "My Own Summer (Shove It)" by Deftones blasts over the PA system as the fans explode! Cody Covington makes his way onto the entrance ramp, and stands there. ]

Nomad - Hey Jackass! What do you have to say for yourself?

[ Cody extends his middle finger to Nomad, and the fans explode again! Nomad is in disbelief, as Cody mouths the words "I accpet... I accept... your challenge is nothing to me!" ]

Nomad - [Laughing] Good... very good Cody... I'll see you a little later tonight!

[ "My Own Summer (Shove It)" by Deftones blasts over the PA system as Nomad and Cody Covington stare each other down ]

[ We go to the back, where Leon Sharpe is standing by in street clothes with both tag team title belts over both shoulders of his and sunglasses on. Standing by him is Rachel Stevens. ]

Rachel Stevens - I am back here with "Thundergod" Leon Sharpe.. the first man to hold both EWA Tag Team titles by himself and he will be facing four tag teams.

[ Sharpe smirks. ]

"The Thundergod" Leon Sharpe - Four teams against one man. It's almost a fair fight.. haha..

Rachel Stevens - We have shown hints of one team in this, our people have decoded that two men calling themselves the Afghan Madmen are facing you.

"The Thundergod" Leon Sharpe - Yeah.. they are quite a tag team, who knew that Pushtu is so much like Pig Latin. Heck, that's the most that the Muslims have to do pork. Anyways, I don't care about those guys, I got some people to find them. They are nutcases, at least they are sane enough to wear masks. They are the fairest skinned Afghanis you will ever meet also.

Rachel Stevens - Anyways, do you see any difficulty with this match?

"The Thundergod" Leon Sharpe - No, not at all. I know who I am facing, You all don't.

[ Sharpe smirks again and walks out of the scene. ]

Chris Myers - The next match is scheduled for one fall and is for the EWA Tag Team Championships!

Rachel Stevens - Deuce last week we touched a little bit about how you got started in the business.. lets talk about those first few years.. you didn't come into the EWA and rise straight to the top... you struggled at first didn't you.

Deuce - You're right Rachel... even with Ricky Steamboat helping to guide my career I was put into some very BAD situations..

Rachel Stevens - Such as?

Deuce - Well when I didn't get straight into the EWA, I went to a fed that Tom used as sort of a "farm team." I was sent to the WWBFW.. its was a struggling fed that relied greatly on the talent that Stone sent them. I was sent there and paired with Mike Stelarno and Tony Thomas and his partner Draven.

Rachel Stevens - The original Inner Circle.

Deuce - Right.. I was given the gimmick of Kandy Nuttz, an insane masked wrestler that talked to his stuffed bear. I was occompanied to the ring by Claude, the midget doctor.

Rachel Stevens - Ouch.. sounds like the worst gimmick you could be stuck with.

Deuce - By far.. but I had fun with it. I knew that I had to make an impression to get anywhere.. I gave the character a stupid catch phrase like Boogie woogie woo.. or something.

Rachel Stevens - So you made an impression and eventually made it to the EWA.

Deuce - While Mike used the gimmick Tommy Two Toke a stoner skateboarder we captured the tag titles. Tony who used the gimmick TNT had the heavyweight title.. the entire Inner Cirlce held every belt in the fed.. the EWA was the next step. Tony and his friend Draven were the first to go up... the formed the Unnatural Disasters as TNT and A-Bomb.. I was the next to go.

Rachel Stevens - Mike was left behind?

Deuce - Yeah, he wasn't sure he wanted to go he didn't think he has honed his skills yet.. I was ready. Well, I thought I was.. and I failed the first couple times.. I came in as "Dimebag" Draven DiMarco.. a failed gimmick from the start. So I tried with "Ressurrection" his gimmick was that he was an ex-preacher that turned his back on god after his family was killed... I had minimal success with this character.. even joining Vinny D's Degeneration-X. But that gimmick was killed and I was sent packing.

Rachel Stevens - You were canned?

Deuce - No I was sent back to the WWBFW. At this time though.. Mike came up as Blitzkreig.. he had very little success in the single department so I was called on again to come up. This time I decided I wanted to use my old nickname from the days when I worked for Mickey Fingers in Detroit.

Rachel Stevens - Mickey Fingers?

Deuce - Long story he gave me the nickname Deuce cause I had this "devilish" quality he always said. So Mike and I formed Imminent Danger. I was quickly placed inthe position of leader of the two of us.. and we were quickly placed with Nick D in RX. RX split Danger Inc. got the tag titles then we split when some risky business went down.

Rachel Stevens - You came back though.. and Mike too but you turned quickly on Mike and formed the 3D with Vito and Nick.

Deuce - Well there was some history in there that we can talk about later but yes that brings us up to the more recent time.

Rachel Stevens - Deuce, thank you for spending more time with us today.

Deuce - No problem Rachel.

[ The scene opens up inside of El GiGante's locker room. GiGante sits on a bench still contemplating whether or not he should end his career. ]

"Soul SurViVa" El GiGante - Apenas no pienso que lo tengo en mí más. Mi deseo ha desaparecido lejos de mí. No sé qué hacer. Si continuaron encendido y probaron a cada uno en el mundo que todavía tengo lo que toma. Pero necesito probar eso más? He hecho todos que puedo hacer. No hay nada más para que pruebe.

[ Rob DiMarco stands in the normal area where he conducts interviews. Like last week, he finds himself checking his watch again and tapping his foot. Finally, Rob Traxler comes walking down the hallway towards him, but the look on his face changes DiMarco's attitude. ]

Rob DiMarco - Rob, Rob...can I ask you a couple of questions before your match tonight?

[ Traxler's expression tells the story that he doesn't want to be in that spot at this moment. ]

Rob Traxler - I guess, but make it fast, cause I am in a hurry tonight. And do me a favor...don't ask me those stupid questions about my thoughts on my opponent. I'm getting sick and tired of having to fight these no-name guys when I deserve a lot more.

Rob DiMarco - Uhm....alright....in that case, Rob...I'll just let you say whatever comes to you.

[ Traxler grabs the mic out of DiMarco's hand, startling him. He pushes Rob down the hallway. ]

Rob Traxler - Then leave me here, because you are useless.

[ DiMarco starts to throw a fit, but is silenced by Traxler's raised hand. ]

Rob Traxler - Do it, or your fate shall equal that of my recent opponents.

[ DiMarco leaves with these threatening words, and Traxler addresses the camera alone. ]

Rob Traxler - Stone, enough of this bullshit. You continue to sign me up to fight opponents who are not worth my time in this promotion. Zodiac will likely get his pink slip after tonight just like Glen Fortune and whoever that other joker you setup to fight me a few weeks ago was. Be a goddamn man, Stone. Don't hold me back any longer. I deserve more...and I will get more, or YOU will be the new prey at the top of my list!

[ Traxler lets out a sigh of exasperation. ]

Rob Traxler - If you think Diamante and his cronies are a difficult bunch to deal with....they do not even come CLOSE to comparing to the pain and punishment I bring to those who anger me and those who become my prey. I am a ruthless predator...I show no mercy. Zodiac, if you care at ALL about your life, you will not even show up tonight...because I PROMISE you...if you DO, you WILL be injured. I have been pushed to my limit, and now, I strike back! Tonight...more than ever before, my message of truth will be made clear. I hunt for the thrill...

[ Aggravated anger overtakes Traxler's face. ]

Rob Traxler - ...and I ALWAYS get THE KILL!!!

[ He throws the mic down to the floor and makes his way to the ring. ]

Chris Myers - This next match is scheduled for one fall!

[ "Blood of the Zodiac" by Machine Head blasts through the speakers... ]

Chris Myers - Introducing first... standing 6'3" and weighing in at 233 pounds, from San Francisco, California, The Zodiac!

[ The Zodiac steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring. ]

[ "Bleed" by Collective Soul blasts through the speakers... ]

Chris Myers - And his opponent... standing 6'7" and weighing in at 273 pounds, from Silent Springs, Colorado, "The Predator" Rob Traxler!

[ "The Predator" Rob Traxler steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring. ]

[ Ding, Ding, Ding! ]

The Informer - TRAXLER CHARGES AT THE ZODIAC! Kick to the gut.... DOUBLE ARM DDT!

Vic Canon - Zodiac gets up slowly... TRAXLER WITH A LARIAT!! MY GOD, HE WENT DOWN LIKE A SAC OF POTATOS!

Eddie Sensation - Rob Traxler is killing this guy! Traxler is up again............ Double Underhook Suplex!

The Informer - Traxler lifts The Zodiac to his feet one more time.... Swinging Neckbreaker!

Vic Canon - That's gotta be it for The Zodiac!

Eddie Sensation - How much more can he take?!

The Informer - Traxler lifts him to his feet.... Oh no, it's over!

Vic Canon - LOOK OUT!!!! WHAM!!!!!! THE KILL!!!!!

Eddie Sensation - ONE! TWO! ....THREE!

Chris Myers - And the winner of this match... "The Predator" Rob Traxler!

WINNER: "The Predator" Rob Traxler w/ The Kill by Pinfall

The Informer - My god! What a slaughtering!

Vic Canon - I guess Traxler was a little pissed!

Eddie Sensation - A LITTLE?!?!

The Informer - WAIT A MINUTE!!! Here comes Drew Norwood blazing down the ramp to the ring, trying to get his brother's attention! I don't know what this is about folks...but wait! Norwood is reaching under the ring and he pulls out a table, and the crowd erupts!!!

Vic Canon - What the hell?!? What is going on here!?!? We've already seen this crazed man take out Jack Bandit tonight...does he have similar plans for Zodiac? I don't think I can watch another act of brutality from Traxler tonight!

Eddie Sensation - This guy need to be recommitted to the looney room!

The Informer - Norwood has the table setup, and he's telling Traxler to aim! Traxler lifts Zodiac up into position....OH HOLY GOD!!! HE JUST SENT ZODIAC FLYING OVER THE TOP ROPE AND THROUGH THE TABLE!!!

Vic Canon - NOO!

Eddie Sensation - What a disgusting display by a man who calls himself a patron of this sport! What a hyprocrite! And now Norwood rolls a very lifeless Zodiac back into the ring, where Traxler covers him for the 3 count!

The Informer - And somehow, these fans STILL cannot seem to stop cheering for The Predator! And Traxler is now motioning for a mic, and Norwood grabs it from the ring announcer's hand and gives it to him.

Vic Canon - Well, this should be interesting.

Rob Traxler - You know...I warned you, Zodiac. You made the decision to test my word, so I made sure you will never forget it. And Stone......

[ A slight pause from Traxler as he takes a brief pause. ]

Rob Traxler - Consider this the SECOND taste of what happens when you cross me. If you want your roster to diminish in size rapidly, just keep stacking them up against me. And if you want one more taste of the punishment I dish out to those who wrong me...YOU will be the one used for that example. Now, if you want to risk your own personal well-being, then keep treating me like shit...otherwise, GIVE ME A WORTHY OPPONENT!

[ Traxler drops the mic as the fans erupt once more as Traxler heads to the back with his brother. ]

[ Standing in front of an EWA logo is Rob DiMarco. ]

Rob DiMarco - In just a couple minutes I'll get a few words with the "Soul SurViVa" El GiGante. Obviously, if you saw earlier, Mr. GiGante is not quitting on us.

Chris Myers - This next match is scheduled for one fall, and is for the EWA North American Championship!

[ "Dammit" by Blink 182 blasts through the speakers... ]

Chris Myers - Introducing first... standing 6'2" and weighing in at 225 pounds, from Portland, Oregon, Chris Canton!

[ Chris Canton steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring. ]

[ "Superthug" by Norega blasts through the speakers... ]

Chris Myers - And his opponent... standing 5'10" and weighing in at 180 pounds, from Madrid, Spain, "Soul SurViVa" El GiGante!

[ "Soul SurViVa" El GiGante steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring. ]

[ Ding, Ding, Ding! ]

The Informer - And here we go! EWA North American Title Action! Chris Canton, the young yet experienced newcomer to the EWA has done nothing but impressed everyone! Let's see how he does against El GiGante!

Vic Canon - OOHH!! Well he just nailed an Inziguri on El GiGante out of nowhere! That was perfect!

Eddie Sensation - Canton on his feet now... GiGante gets up holding his head.... SNAP SUPLEX!

The Informer - Canton climbs to the top rope quickly! GiGante gets to his feet.... MISSLE DROPKICK! NICE MOVE BY CANTON!

Vic Canon - And instead of covering him, Canton goes to the top rope!

Eddie Sensation - I can see a problem with this...

The Informer - LOOK OUT!!!! MOONSAULT!!!!! NO! EL GIGANTE GETS HIS KNEE'S UP! CANTON GETS A STOMACH FULL OF KNEES!

Vic Canon - Damn! That looked like it hurt!

Eddie Sensation - I bet it did.

The Informer - El GiGante slowly gets up now... he picks up Chris Canton.... DRAGON SUPLEX!

Vic Canon - Canton rolls on the mat in pain, but slowly gets to his feet! GiGante kicks him in the gut.... JUMPING PILEDRIVER!!!!

Eddie Sensation - And now GiGante is going to the top rope! High risk move coming up!

The Informer - GiGante is up there... look out Canton! .....OOOOOH!!!! QUEBRADA MOONSAULT, RIGHT ON THE MARK!

Vic Canon - GiGante coves him! 1...... 2......... No! Canton gets a shoulder up!

Eddie Sensation - El GiGante gets back up, lifting Canton with him on his way up... what's this?

The Informer - WHAM!! A BRAINBUSTER!!!! And now GiGante is signalling for the end!

Vic Canon - El GiGante lifts up Chris Canton..... Wait a minute... who the hell is that?! They have a steel chair, whoever it is!

Eddie Sensation - That's that army dude!

The Informer - You mean ERIC WALTHER! Walther is down here with a steel chair, right beside the ring!

Vic Canon - GiGante whips Canton to the ropes.... CANTON REVERSES.... WALTHER SWINGS!

Eddie Sensation - NO! GIGANTE REVERSES, AND CANTON GOES INTO THE ROPES!

The Informer - WHAM!!!!! ERIC WALTHER JUST NAILED CHRIS CANTON, BUT I THINK HE WANTED TO HIT EL GIGANTE INSTEAD!

Vic Canon - I dont think the referee saw it! Eric Walther is on the apron now... LOOK OUT! WHAM!!!!!! HE JUST NAILED EL GIGANTE!!!!

Eddie Sensation - He's 2 for 2 with two home runs! HA HA!!!

Chris Myers - Ladies and Gentlemen, due to outside interference, this match has been ruled a No Contest!

RESULTS: No Contest

The Informer - Eric Walther has just took out Chris Canton AND El GiGante with that steel chair! And now he's leaving!

Vic Canon - I guess that's all he wanted to do! Ruin the damn match!

Eddie Sensation - Dumb move by Walther in my opinion... at least he should have put one of them out! Now he has two people out to get him!

The Informer - Well, we'll see more of that next week! Right now, we're going to take a commercial break! Don't go anywhere fans!

[ Nomad is jogging through the hallways, looking in every direction. As he rounds a corner, he sees "The Rifleman" Eric Walther standing next to a water cooler, taking a drink ]

Nomad - Hey man! Quick question....do you have a match tonight?

Eric Walther - Well, no....

Nomad - GOOD. You want a shot at the big time, kid?

Eric Walther - Against you?

Nomad - Fuck no. Against Cody Covington.

Eric Walther - I don't have any problems with him, why the hell would I want to fight him?

Nomad - Are you on crack? Cody is a mile higher than you on the ladder, buddy. A match with him is like a first-class ticket to the World Title!!!

Eric Walther - I don't know about that....

Nomad - Sure! Apparently no one else in the EWA wants to be in the main event, 'cause everyone I've asked so far as turned me down! But I think YOU have what it takes to beat Cody Cuntbag, right here, tonight! What do you say?

Eric Walther - Well, it would be good for my status, but like I said... I've got no problem with him. He's not an enemy of mine.

Nomad - And neither am I....but I'm not a friend, either....not yet. Accepting this match could benefit you greatly, Eric....don't make the wrong decision.

Eric Walther - Well....I guess so. Why not? This'll be good for the career track. And the worst that could happen is that I could lose, right???

[ Eric Walther walks off towards his dressing room to get into his ring gear ]

Nomad - Yeah, kid, that's the worst that could happen....right....

[ Nomad turns and walks away, grinning ]

[ The camera now finds the newly-crowned Extreme Champion, Ken Doe, standing next to Robert DiMarco... ]

Rob DiMarco - Ken Doe...tonight you put the first championship you've ever held in pro wrestling on the line for the first time. Nervous?

Ken Doe - Hardly...

Rob DiMarco - Well, I would be; especially after what you did to IcE last week!

Ken Doe - What I did to IcE...I covered the ring with Rick Randle's very own blood, and you want to focus on what I did to Ice?

Rob DiMarco - Well, the Randle-thing was pretty gruesome, but he's not here this week and even if he was, he's not in your match.

Ken Doe - We'll see about that...

Rob DiMarco - What

Ken Doe - What you knew...or thought you knew...is about to be violently corrected. We no longer live in a time of overt and blatant action, but we are in the era of the unknown. A new understanding awaits you all, and tonight...your re-education of life begins.

Rob DiMarco - Whatever that means...I guess we'll find out. But Ken, before you go; any thoughts on Rocky Blonde?

[ A smile grows on Ken's face, bringing a very awkward pause to the scene. As DiMarco confusedly stares at the enigma, Ken Doe lowers his head, then suddenly turns around and walks away! ]

Rachel Stevens - Hello everybody! This is Rachael Stevens backstage with former EWA Extreme Champion, IcE. IcE, how are you doing tonight?

IcE - Well, Rachael, I'm actually feeling quite good right now because I am moments away from becoming the next EWA Extreme Champion!

Rachel Stevens - You feel that confident, eh IcE?

IcE - Of course I'm that confident, Rachael... People said I'd never beat Anton Bailey, what did I do? I BEAT HIM!!! People said I'd never amount to nothing because I was too small to be a wrestler... Well, Rachael, here I am, eight long years later, in the best condition of my life, wrestling guys ten times my height and my weight and wasting them! People can look over me all they want, Rachael but the inevitable is going to happen and one day, YES, one day, you will see IcE headlining all EWA events with that big hunk of gold called the EWA World Title around my scrawny waist!

Rachel Stevens - Isn't that predicting a little bit ahead of your time, IcE?

IcE - I don't know what you're talking about, Rachael, the future could be weeks away for all you know! I am saying that tonight, I am going to go out there and I am going to put on a damn good match with two men, Ken Doe and Rocky Blonde... Even if they're not that good of talent, I'll make them look good! Blood will be pouring from their heads tonight, Rachael, OH YES, the blood... Will... Pour!

Rachel Stevens - Are you sure your mental condition is good enough to be here tonight?

IcE - You didn't say that! YOU DID NOT JUST TALK ABOUT MY MENTAL CONDITION! YOU WANT TO SEE A FUCKIN` MENTAL CONDITION?! I'LL GIVE YOU ONE, RACHAEL!!!

[ IcE grabs a chair, folds it up, and starts smashing things with it. A poor defenseless coffee machine is the first victim, and then a box of doughnuts, next is the glass protecting the fire extinguisher, and finally is a screen in which was flashing EWA's logo on it. IcE walks off and tosses the chair aside. ]

Rachel Stevens - Well, we all know that IcE is psyched-up for this huge Extreme Title Match. Lets see if he can bring the title home a second time. Rachael Stevens, signing off.

Chris Myers - This next match is scheduled for one fall, and is for the EWA Extreme Championship!

[ "Cowboys from Hell" by Pantera blasts through the speakers... ]

Chris Myers - Introducing first... standing 6'1" and weighing in at 235 pounds, from Brooklyn, New York, Rocky Blonde!

[ The music continues playing, but Rocky Blonde is nowhere to be seen! ]

The Informer - Well that's strange... I guess he isn't ready... he should be out here momentarily.

[ "Left Behind" by Slipknot blasts through the speakers... ]

Chris Myers - Introducing first... standing 5'11" and weighing in at 211 pounds, from Milbank, South Dakota, IcE!

[ IcE steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring. ]

[ "Cowboys from Hell" by Pantera blasts through the speakers... ]

Chris Myers - And his opponent... standing 6'1" and weighing in at 235 pounds, from Brooklyn, New York, Rocky Blonde!

[ Still no Rocky Blonde.... ]

[ "Lakini's Juice" by Live blasts through the speakers... ]

Chris Myers - Introducing first... standing 6'2" and weighing in at 230 pounds, from Chicago, Illinois, Ken Doe!

[ Out from behind the curtain comes Ken Doe AND Rocky Bloned! They both head towards the ring. ]

The Informer - What the hell?! Rocky Blonde is out here WITH Ken Doe?!

Vic Canon - And check out Rocky Blonde! He's wearing street clothes, just like Ken Doe! I don't see any wrestling attire on him!

Eddie Sensation - Probably too lazy to change his damn clothes!

The Informer - IcE looks really confused guys!

Vic Canon - Wait! Ken Doe has a mic!

Ken Doe - When the light of truth appears, some have the heart to step into it. Most shy away, but the few who do not...they shall come to take their place as kings in the Earth. As you can hopefully realize, this man here is the first to come to terms with reality!

[ Rocky Blonde steps forward, menacingly staring toward IcE in the ring! Ken Doe walks up from behind, puts a hand on Blonde's shoulder, and smiles as he says... ]

Ken Doe - And upon this Rock...I shall build my congregation.

Eddie Sensation - HUH? BUILD HIS WHAT?!

The Informer - I hope my thoughts right now aren't right!

IcE - Hold up! Hold up! You two look like a pair of homeless kids! And I honestly would have NO PROBLEM in kicking both your asses in a handicap match, RIGHT NOW!

Vic Canon - Uh oh! Big mistake by IcE! Rocky Blonde and Ken Doe are both walking towards the ring!

Eddie Sensation - They're at the ring apron! Slide in you chickens!

The Informer - WAIT A MINUTE!! SOMEONE'S IN THE RING! WHAM!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!! THAT PERSON JUST NAILED ICE WITH A BROOMSTICK!!!!

Vic Canon - WHO THE HELL IS THAT?! HIS FACE IS ALL BANDAGED UP!

Eddie Sensation - Isn't that the dude from last week that got his ass beat!

The Informer - You're right Eddie! IT'S RICK RANDLE! And look at how he's dressed! He's got raggy street clothes on as well! Are these three men in on this together?!

Vic Canon - Rocky Blonde is in the ring now! So is Ken Doe! Rocky Blonde is stomping away at IcE!

Eddie Sensation - And now Randle just threw the broomstick to Ken Doe!

The Informer - Oh shit! Ken Doe just broke the broomstick in half.... DON'T TELL ME HE'S GOING TO DO THE SAME THING HE DID LAST WEEK!

Vic Canon - YES!! YES THEY ARE!!!! THEY'RE SETTING ICE UP FOR IT!!!!

Eddie Sensation - LOOK! HERE COMES SECURITY!!!!

The Informer - They whip IcE to the ropes! HERE COMES!

Vic Canon - NO! NO NO NO!! SECURITY JUST PULLED ICE OUT OF THE RING BY HIS FEET! THANK GOD!!!!

Eddie Sensation - HE'S LUCKY THEY CAME DOWN HERE FOR HIM!!!!

The Informer - Well fans, Ken Doe, Rick Randle and Rocky Blonde have all taken part in beating down IcE! I have no clue if they've joined forces or not... but what I do know, is that we'll be back in 2 minutes! DON'T GO ANYWHERE!

[ Just then, the ever so familiar opening chords of "Unforgiven II" kick in over the PA system, sending the entire crowd into a frenzy as they rise to their feet, and turn towards the entrance ramp. ]

The Informer - Uh oh, we all know who this is.

[ Through the curtains walks TBL to a tremendous pop. Wearing his traditional blue and white striped addidas warm up pants and "TBL: Be Forewarned" t-shirt, he struts casually down towards the ring. ]

Vic Canon - TBL is here! This must be the big announcement that he promised last week!

Eddie Sensation - Oh come on! We all know that TBL is announcing his return to active wrestling. It's been all over the internet for christ sakes. Hey, I wonder where Hokus is.

The Informer - He's got a ringside seat, just as TBL promised him.

Vic Canon - You know, that kid's story sounds a lot like a story of mine from when I was 18....

Eddie Sensation - There's a surprise.

[ TBL reaches the ring, and quickly climbs onto the apron. He steps through the ropes and into the ring. He walks over towards the ring announcer, who quickly hands him a microphone and leaves the ring. TBL's music fades out, and a mild "TBL" chant breaks out as TBL brings the mic closer to his mouth. ]

TBL - Albany, NY......

[ This draws another enormous pop from the crowd. TBL looks up, grinning from ear to ear. ]

TBL - I know that the majority of you have read the dirt sheets, so what I'm about to say should come as no surprise. I'm out here in the Pepsi Arena, one of the best sporting venues in the world, to announce my return to wrestling.

[ The crowd explodes with cheers, and another TBL chant breaks out, this one much larger. ]

The Informer - What an ovation for TBL!

Vic Canon - Well, he is from the New York area, the fans adore him here.

Eddie Sensation - No one adores TBL. That dinosaur needs to stay retired.

[ TBL waves his hand, quickly silencing the crowd. ]

TBL - You know, I really did come here with the intention of finding the next huge superstar, and showing him the way. Week after week, I sat back there and watched young superstar after young superstar give it their all in the ring, only to be disappointed every time.

TBL - With each and every wrestler I watched, I picked out flaw after flaw, reasons why I thought they couldn't be the next big superstar. Wrestler after wrestler I crossed off my list, until there were no wrestlers left to choose from.

TBL - As I watched these wrestlers fail to seek my approval, I soon realized that the flaws were not with them. The flaws....were with me.

[ TBL pauses for a moment, letting that sink into the capicity crowd in the Pepsi Arena. ]

TBL - I was holding these kids to an impossible standard, and it took a good friend for me to realize why. The truth is that no matter how hard I tried to leave the sport of wrestling, the sport of wrestling just wouldn't leave me. As I sat in the back, watching guys like Ethan Tyler, Johnny Hardcore, Nick Diamante, and Rob Traxler do what they do best, it pained me inside.

TBL - Wrestling is like a drug. Once you have it running through your blood, it is there for life. No matter how hard I tried to push aside my urges, I kept facing the same reality. I wanted back in the ring, and I wanted back in in the worst way.

[ The crowd starts to cheer, showing their support for the legend that stands in the ring. TBL nods his head, obviously thrilled with the approval he is receiving from the fans. ]

TBL - With this realization, I knew what I have to do. I have to step back inside the wrestling ring, even if it is the last thing that I do. I am a wrestler through and through, and there's nothing I can do to change that. That competitive fire burns inside of me, because in my mind and more importantly, in my heart, I know that 15 years after I first stepped into a wrestling ring, I still have what it takes.

[ The crowd cheers loudly, hinging on his every word. ]

TBL - I still have what it takes, to step into that ring, go toe to toe with the best wrestling has to offer, and come out....the champion.

[ The crowd erupts, and yet another huge "TBL" chant breaks out. ]

TBL - I am here to make a promise to you fans, the same fans that have supported me since I first stepped into a ring, the same fans that are the very reason that TBL is what he is today. I will not disappoint you. I don't care how many mountains I have to climb, because one day, I will be your world champion yet again.

TBL - The journey starts in two weeks, at Hellacious Halloween 3. I'm out here not only to announce my return, but to lay down an open challenge. TBL is afraid of no one, and will take on any and all comers. You've got to start somewhere, and for me, Hellacious Halloween, in my home, Madison Square Garden, is the place. I don't care if you're a ring attendent or a world champion....when I step into that ring in two weeks, I'll take on anyone who is willing to step in there with me.

TBL - I'm not here to live off my name, I'm here because I am a wrestler, and this is what I do. At Hellacious Halloween, the first step in the quest towards world championship goal will be taken. You can mark my words, because they will soon become reality.

TBL - TBL has spoken.....be forewarned.

[ "Unforgiven II" kicks in again, as TBL drops the mic, and leaves the ring to an explosion of cheers. ]

The Informer - TBL is back, and it's obvious that he's setting his sights high!

Vic Canon - Plus, he's laid down an open challenge for Hellacious Halloween, in Madison Square Garden! Who is going to step up to face him there? He's a god in that arena!

Eddie Sensation - Who? I'll tell you who...EVERYONE! TBL has a laundry list longer than the line outside of a food stamp distibutor in Harlem! No one likes the guy, and there are TONS of people who would like nothing more than to make a name for themselves by knocking a has been like TBL off his pedestal. Just you wait!

The Informer - That remains to be seen. From the sound of things, these fans can't get enough of the man, and if he can still wrestle like the TBL of old, anything is possible.

[ We go backstage where "The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante is standing with Rachel Stevens. Diamante is holding the microphone, and Stevens is standing there 100 percent still with a terrified look on her face… ]

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Now if you co-operate, this will go splendidly. Leroy, you ready?

[ The camera pans around to film Leroy Johnson standing behind the camera holding some huge cue cards with writing on them… ]

Leroy Johnson - Sheeeeeeit yeah, boss!!

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Mint, let's go. Three… two… one… action. Hello EWA wrestling fans! My name is "The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante, and I'm here with everybody's favorite pastime… RACHEL STEVENS! Rachel, how are you tonight?

[ Extremely annoyed, Rachel begins to read the cue cards… ]

Rachel Stevens - I am great Mr. Nick Diamante, sir. However, if I were you, great wouldn't be suffice enough a word to describe the feelings circulating inside my body.

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Well… obviously not. Tell me, Rachel. Tonight, I'm headlining a Tag Team encounter which involves a couple of other insignificants. How do you think the three other match-fillers-I mean… these three COMPETITORS are going to react when they realize they're in the ring with The Precious Rock of Pro Wrestling?

Rachel Stevens - I..I..I..do..do..don..don't..kn..kno..know..

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Eeeeeeeeexactly. So… by the look on your face, I can tell that you're obviously wondering how in the world "TDS" and "TOO" will function as a unit.

Rachel Stevens - "TOO"? Oh… you mean "The Original Outlaw"??……… Enough of the games, I can't do this anymore…

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Leroy, I think Rachel Stevens is in needing of some lovin'!

Rachel Stevens - Okay! Okay, fine! "TOO"… oh you mean "The Original Outlaw"? Well, everyone knows that this team consists of "The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante… oh, and Vince TOO. Vince Di Nardo is nothing but the "Other White Canadian" here in the Extreme Wrestling Association.

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - What about Tom Stone?

[ Stevens sighs… ]

Rachel Stevens - What about Tom Stone?

[ Diamante nods and smiles… ]

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - You nailed that one right on the head, Stevens. This one's a wrap. And they say blondes have no talent… Jesus.

Rob DiMarco - I'm in the lockerroom of Bigg Daddy Deuce... Deuce.. last week we saw a small video of some shocking news.. whats going through your mind?

[ Deuce sits on a bench behind Rob with his head in his hands. He looks up breifly then resumes his previous position. ]

Rob DiMarco - Deuce.. in the video that Vinny D showed.. it was obviously your wife with another man...

[ Deuce sits motionless. ]

Rob DiMarco - You would obviously want some revenge... you would obviou...

[ Deuce stands up quickly, revealing on his shirt an American flag with the phrase "These Colors Don't Run! which recieves a cheap pop, and grabs the microphone out of Robs hand. ]

Deuce - You wanna talk about obvious DiMarco... OBVIOUSLY there is one match tonight... OBVIOUSLY there are four men in that match tonight... OBVIOUSLY those four men will be paired into two teams.. and OBVIOUSLY there can only be one team that comes out on top..

Rob DiMarco - Deuce, are you denying the video we seen last week? What are your thoughts on the "evidence" that Vinny D is showing?

Deuce - Lets just set the facts straight.. yes, I have reason to believe that Tabitha is cheating on me. Yes, I hired a private investigator that couldn't produce shit.. and what we saw last Tuesday was a grainy home video of of a blonde and a dude walking out of a house that looks similar to mine... that doesn't mean nothing to me. Now, if you'll excuse me I have a match to wrestle.. and some ass to kick.

[ Deuce storms out of the locker room. ]

Rob DiMarco - Obviosly an act of denial Informer... Deuce is hiding his true feelings.

Eddie Sensation - Thanks for the diagnosis DOCTOR DiMarco.

Rachel Stevens - Thank you Vic. I'm here with "The Original Outlaw" Vinny D. Mr. Outlaw, it's just about time for you to step into the ring with "The Diamond Stud" to take on deuce and the president of this company, Tom Stone. What are your thoughts on the match?

"The Original Outlaw" Vinny D - My thoughts? Ha... First off, they stick me with "The Diamond Stud". Woo Hoo. I thought that after Family Reunion I made it clear, I did not want to be associated with this man anymore.... Not to mention, I don't wanna fight Deuce. Doesn't Tom see? He's being a real big jack ass.... What did I do to him, for him to want to force me into this match?

Rachel Stevens - Well, with all due respect Mr. Outlaw, you did hit him with a steel chair at Famil.....

"The Original Outlaw" Vinny D - Rachel, that was a rhetorical question..... Listen, I gotta go, milk the rest of the interview. Sing or something.

Rachel Stevens - But...

[ Vinny D takes off, and doesn't look back ]

Rob DiMarco - I'm here with the owner of this beloved, great, amazing, unfaulty--

Tom Stone - Enough kissing ass DiMarco, get to it!

Rob DiMarco - Get to what?

Tom Stone - WHAT I PAY YOU TO DO!

Rob DiMarco - Oh, ok... Well Tom, how do you feel Nick Diamante will be in this match? Do you think he's going to face you straight up, or do you think he's going to wait for an opening?

Tom Stone - Rob, didn't you listen to me last week?

Rob DiMarco - Yes, bu--

Tom Stone - YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO ANSWER THAT! Point is, Nick Diamante is a chicken shit. He will NEVER do anything obvious, or to your face. He'll enter the back door, and sneak up on you when you least expect it. He's a snake. I predict that Nick Diamante WILL NOT enter the ring with me tonight, and that he will hide behind Vince.

Rob DiMarco - You mean Vinny D!

Tom Stone - Shut up, Rob.

[ Tom Stone walks off the set, leaving Rob DiMarco with nothing to say. ]

Chris Myers - This next match is scheduled for one fall, and is a Tag Team Match!

[ "Get Some, Go Again" by The Rollins Band blasts through the speakers... ]

Chris Myers - Introducing first... standing 6'3" and weighing in at 295 pounds, from New Orleans, LA, Deuce!

[ Deuce steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring. ]

[ The EWA Theme blasts through the speakers... ]

Chris Myers - And his tag team partner... from Toronto, Ontario, Canada… he is the Owner of the Extreme Wrestling Association… Tom Stone!

[ Tom Stone steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring. ]

[ "Killing In The Name Of" by Rage Against The Machine blasts through the speakers... ]

Chris Myers - And their opponents! First... standing 6'8" and weighing in at 287 pounds, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, "The Original Outlaw" Vinny D!

[ "The Original Outlaw" Vinny D steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring. ]

Chris Myers - And his partner, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada… weighing in at 292 and ¼ pounds… "The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante!

The Informer - This match is going to be AWESOME!

[ "Sad But True" by Metallica hits the system. All of a sudden, from behind the curtain steps out a man who IS NOT Nick Diamante… ]

Vic Canon - I can't believe all 4 of these men are going to be in the same… match… at… once… what the heck is that?!

[ The camera zooms in to film Elroy Johnson on the stage dressed up like "The Diamond Stud". He's wearing the orange coveralls, black boots and is strutting to the ring impersonating Nick Diamante… ]

Eddie Sensation - HAHA! Are you kidding me?!

The Informer - Oh come on! What's going on now?! Elroy…

Vic Canon - Elroy Johnson is dressed up like Nick Diamante!

[ The camera films a look on Tom Stone's face which pretty much expresses his anger very well… ]

Eddie Sensation - Look at Tom! Yeah right, buddy! You're acting like you wanted Diamante in the ring! I can see right through your poker face.

[ Suddenly, "The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante appears on the video wall. He's outside the arena in the parking lot taking a walk… ]

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Yeah, right… COME ON, already! Stone, you look shocked! As a matter of fact… ALL YOU IDIOTS LOOK SHOCKED! Do you people not understand yet that Nick Diamante is a big-game player, and I don't risk my physical well being in environments like these? But don't worry, Stoner-Boner… "The Diamond PIMP" Elroy J isn't there to collect, OH NO! He's there to make sure you stay in one piece so that I can CASH IN, should you decide to accept my challenge! Enjoy the festivities folks… and remember… I'm too good for you all, and I know it. Thank you… thank you.

[ The screen fades out as Elroy Johnson steps into the ring. He immediately gets into the face of his ex-boss, Deuce, and starts talking smack… ]

The Informer - WHAM! THERE YA GO! THAT'S A WAY TO START THIS ONE! BIGG DADDY DEUCE HAS JUST LEVELED HIS EX-BODY GUARD RIGHT IN THE MOUTH!

[ Ding! Ding! Ding! ]

Vic Canon - He must have! There's gold lodged between Deuce's knuckles!

Eddie Sensation - Oh, very funny! This match doesn't matter anyway! As long as Elroy keeps Stone safe and out of harm's way, Nicky D don't care what happens!

The Informer - Tom Stone and "The Original Outlaw" are standing in opposite corners both waiting for tags as Deuce backs Elroy in the corner! BOOM! Huge knife-edge chop!

Vic Canon - WHAM! And another!

Eddie Sensation - Ya know, all kidding aside… but Elroy doesn't quite look as stylish as "TDS" does in those coveralls… does he?

The Informer - BIG HIP TOSS BY DEUCE! He sure is making a lasting impression on the man who once watched his back!

[ Tom Stone begins to stomp on the mat and yell demanding that Deuce tag him in… ]

Vic Canon - Stone wants in! He wants a piece of Elroy!

Eddie Sensation - That's not smart!

The Informer - Deuce gives in! He makes the tag… AND TOM STONE IS IN THE RING!

Vic Canon - THIS IS GONNA BE SOMETHING!

Eddie Sensation - LISTEN TO THESE IDIOTS! HOW CAN THEY CHEER FOR THIS MAN?!?!?!

The Informer - ELROY IS UP… AND WHAM! TOM STONE NAILS HIM RIGHT IN THE MOUTH WITH A HUGE FIST! STONE'S ON TOP… WHAM! WHAM! WHAM! JESUS CHRIST LOOK AT HIM GO!

Vic Canon - TOM STONE IS ALL OVER ELROY!!

[ The camera cuts to a shot of "The Original Outlaw" Vinny D… ]

Vic Canon - What in the world? Vinny D just jumped off the apron, it looks like he's leaving….

[ Vinny D looks at the ring, shakes his head and walks around the side of the ring, to where Deuce is standing, Vinny D taps deuce on the back ]

The Informer - Vinny D just tapped Deuce on the back, Deuce is looking at him… What's wrong with Vince? Has he gone mad?

[ Deuce looks at Vince as if to say, what, then turns back around, Vince taps Deuce one more time ]

Vic Canon - Vinny D just tapped Deuce on the back again!

[ Deuce turns around and looks at Vinny D. Vinny D motions to Deuce to come with him ]

The Informer - Vinny D just motioned to Deuce to come with him? He wants Deuce to leave with him?

[ Deuce promptly kicks Vinny D in the head after a second of thought, he then turns back around, and focuses back on the match. Vinny D shakes his head and looks around ]

Eddie Sensation - You see? He's not crazy, just very, very smart. He's got a steel chair baby, yeah!!

The Informer - LOOK OUT DEUCE!

Tom Stone - DIAMANTE!

[ The crowd pops, as Stone speaks for the first time in over 3 weeks. ]

The Informer - They're glad to see him back!

Tom Stone - Diamante, you want a piece of ME?!?! YOU WANT A PIECE OF TOM STONE?!?!

Vic Canon - He's made it clear that he does, Tom!

Tom Stone - Well, lets do a little history shall we. Let's rewind THREE YEARS… the opening of the EWA! Me and Vince had everything under control, we had this machine running perfectly! And then… then Nick Diamante wanted to be a part of it!

Eddie Sensation - And that's the greatest thing to happen to the EWA!

The Informer - Not even close, Eddie!

Tom Stone - Nick Diamante wanted to be apart of the EWA like NOBODY ELSE HAD BEEN! He wanted all the attention, he wanted to stun EVERYONE on his debut! So, what did he come up with? No, not a World Title Shot… No, not a match showing his abilities in the ring…. HE WANTED TO HAVE A SEXUAL ENCOUNTER WITH A GOAT IN THE MIDDLE OF MY GOD-DAMN RING!!!

[ The crowd begins laughing hysterically ]

The Informer - How could we forget that?

Tom Stone - Obviously, I said no. There was no damn way that was going to take place in my ring! And what did Vince think?! Vince thought it was BRILLIANT! Vince was angry that I didn't let Nick do this in an EWA ring! And from then on, the animosity between Vince DiNardo and myself began. Eventually, we were torn apart, and the EWA closed for the first time.

[ The crowd begins booing, as they recall the time. ]

Tom Stone - And that was only the beginning! After that… Revolution X! Nick wanted to show me that he had the mind to be in the business… so what did he do? He formed a group of over 20 GOONS to take over my company! And once again… Nick wanted to DOMINATE the EWA. So, this time, I let it go through. After 4 or 5 months of Revolution X, I realized it HAD TO END! So, I devised a plan to get rid of those bastards! Nick didn't see it coming, and it worked PERFECTLY!

Vic Canon - One of the happiest days of Tom Stone's life, I might add!

Tom Stone - Nick, you brought me the WORST HEADACHE in the world with Revolution X. But, I got through it again! Eventually, Nick would return… and this time, with 3D.

[ The crowd boo's some more at the sound of that name. ]

Tom Stone - After 3D fooled me, and tricked me into their plans, Nick took over the EWA for 3 weeks. And ONE MORE TIME, NICK WANTED TO BE THE BIG SHIT OF THE EWA! HE WANTED TO BE THE CENTER OF IT ALL!

Eddie Sensation - And he still is! HAHA!!

Tom Stone - Instead, Nick Diamante was the BIGGEST debt I ever had! Do you know how much money I spent on paying the sponsors to come back?! Do you know how many hospital bills I paid for my employees?! Do you know how many raises I gave out to KEEP my staff?!

The Informer - …

Vic Canon - Nothing to say Informer?

Eddie Sensation - HAHA! BOOKED!

Tom Stone - …ALL BECAUSE OF NICK…. NICK FUCKING DIAMANTE!

The Informer - I think it's safe to say that Tom is a little pissed off.

Tom Stone - And now… now La Parka. Nick Diamante hid behind a mask for months. He paid people off to hide under the mask in order to deceive me. Nick Diamante, once again, wanted to STUN THE WORLD AND BE THE CENTER OF IT ALL!

Vic Canon - As usual…

Tom Stone - And now, Nick… I ask you this… did you enjoy that? Did it get you off? Did it bring a smile to your face to punch me in the face OVER AND OVER AGAIN AT FAMILY REUNION?!?! DID IT?!?!

Eddie Sensation - I bet that was an indescribable moment!

Tom Stone - Nick… you wanted to be the center of it all! You wanted to be the talk of everyone! Well, now you have it! Now you HAVE IT ALL! YOU ARE THE CENTER OF MY HATE, THE CENTER OF MY PLOT TO DEMOLISH YOU… AND YOU WILL BE THE TALK OF THE NEWSPAPERS ON OCTOBER 29TH WHEN THEY ANNOUNCE YOUR PERMANENT RETIREMENT FROM THIS BUSINESS THANKS TO ME… THANKS TO TOM FUCKING STONE!!

The Informer - Did he just accept the challenge?!

Vic Canon - DAMN RIGHT HE DID!

[ Fade out to a view of the backstage area. We are shown the lockeroom where earlier, Vinny D was shown giving directions to a lady, here she stands, following through with those orders. She empties a bottle of water on Deuce's face and as he begins to come to, she puts a tape in the VCR and quickly leaves the room. On the tv screen, we see font saying, "So your wife is giving it to some other guy, huh?" Deuce hears those words as they are exclaimed by the narrator of the video. He hears them loud and clear, and as the voice goes off into more explanation on the subject of adultery, Deuce raises to his feet. ]

The Informer - Deuce is obviously not happy with what he is watching...

Eddie Sensation - There is no denying this Bigg Daddy.

[ Deuce sits watching the video and violently jumps up and grabs the tv. He throws the tv and is smashes against the wall. The video lies in the rubble as he sifts through and picks it up. ]

Rob DiMarco - Deuce... what are your thoughts now that you have seen yet another piece of evidence.

Deuce - [Walking past a following DiMarco] NOT NOW ROB!

Rob DiMarco - Deuce... can I get a word with you... everyone wants to know.. how are you feeling?

[ Deuce turns shcocking rob and grabs him by the throat. ]

Deuce - I said.. NOT NOW ROB!

[ Deuce lets Rob go and continues out the building. ]

[ Arthryn is seen holding the back of his head. ]

Rachel Stevens - We're standing here Arthryn. Are you ok? We all saw what Holden...

Arthryn - What that coward did. Yes, I will be ok when I enter the ring.

Rachel Stevens - Are you sure you can wrestle?

Arthryn - Raines will need much more than that to stop Arthryn from taking his title away.

Rachel Stevens - Holden Raines is a VERY good wrestler, and it should be a good match to see if you are 100%.

Arthryn - I am 100%, and add to it anger. That makes up for a whole different number, that Raines is about to find out.

Rachel Stevens - What if you win the title tonight?

Arthryn - What if..? I will win it. And when I do...business will pick up. And it being the TV title, you can rest assured...ratings will pick up some more as well.

Rachel Stevens - Good luck Arthryn.

Chris Myers - This next match is scheduled for one fall, and is for the EWA Television Championship!

[ "Headhunter" by Front 242 blasts through the speakers... ]

Chris Myers - Introducing first... standing 6'10" and weighing in at 302 pounds, from San Juan, Puerto Rico, Arthryn!

[ Arthryn steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring. ]

[ "Schism" by Tool blasts through the speakers... ]

Chris Myers - And his opponent... standing 6'2" and weighing in at 230 pounds, from Cleveland, Ohio, Holden Raines!

[ Holden Raines steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring. ]

[ Ding, Ding, Ding! ]

The Informer - We're underway, for the EWA Television Title! Arthryn and Holden Raines, in what promises to be a great match! Here we go!

Vic Canon - They lock up... Knee to the stomach by Raines! And now a knee to the face! Short clothesline by Raines puts Arthryn down!

Eddie Sensation - Arthryn gets right back up though.... SPINEBUSTER BY ARTHRYN!

The Informer - Raines gets back up to his feet... Arthryn is right behind him though! LOOK OUT!

Vic Canon - WHAM!!!! RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX!!!! But he doesn't cover him?! Arthryn lifts Holden Raines, the champion, to his feet... AND WRAPS HIS HAND AROUND HIS NECK!

Eddie Sensation - CHOKESLAM COMING UP!

The Informer - OOOOOH!!! HOLDEN RAINES WITH A LOW BLOW!!! Arthryn doubles over.... LEG DROP TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD BY HOLDEN RAINES!

Vic Canon - Raines sets up the limp body of Arthryn... Arthryn is sitting up in the ring! Raines hits the ropes....

Eddie Sensation - ROLLING NECKSNAP!!!!!

The Informer - .....AND NOW A DROPKICK TO THE CHEST!!!! WHAT A COMBO!!!!

Vic Canon - He covers him! 1...... 2....... No! Arthryn kicks out!

Eddie Sensation - That was pretty deadly!

The Informer - Umm... Arthryn looks well and alive to me there Eddie... Holden Raines on his feet now... and he's going to the top rope!

Vic Canon - Uh oh! I smell trouble here! Raines is perched up there... LOOK OUT!!!!

Eddie Sensation - SHIT!!!!!! 450 GUILLOTINE LEG DROP!!!!! BUT HE MISSED!!!!! ARTHRYN MOVED OUT OF THE WAY, AND RAINES HIT NOTHING BUT MAT!!!!!

The Informer - Now Arthryn is getting up slowly! And so is Raines, very slowly!

Vic Canon - They're both up! Raines looks like he's in pain! Raines swings with a clothesline... Arthryn ducks...... REVERSE SUPLEX!!!!!! RAINES GOES DOWN!

Eddie Sensation - Arthryn gets back up.... he bounces off the ropes..... LEG DROP! NO! RAINES MOVES OUT OF THE WAY!

The Informer - Both Holden Raines and Arthryn are getting to their feet at the same time!

Vic Canon - Arthryn swings with a clothesline! Raines ducks, and kicks Arthryn right on the chin! Arthryn falls back into the ropes....

Eddie Sensation - Nice accuracy from Raines!

The Informer - Raines tosses Arthryn into the ropes...

Eddie Sensation - Arthryn ducks under the clothesline...and...OH NO, HE SLAMS INTO THE REFEREE!!

The Informer - RAINES IS CHARGING AT ARTHRYN!

Eddie Sensation - Arthryn catches him with a facebuster!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vic Canon - What a vicious maneuver by Arthryn, he is an animal in the ring.

The Informer - And Arthryn is setting up Holden for a powerbomb....HE CONNECTS!!

Eddie Sensation - HE'S GOING FOR THE COVER BUT THERE IS NO REFEREE!!!

[ Black Out ]

[ Cut to back where Rob DiMarco is standing next to Eric Walther, wearing his wrestling attire, his baggy tigerstripe fatigues, black combat boots, and trademark navy blue and gold bandana. ]

Rob DiMarco - I’m standing here with Eric Walther, who’s set to face C4, Cody Covington next. Eric, this is your return match to the EWA, and you’re up against one of the company’s best, a former International champion, a former World champion, do you think you’ve bit off more than you can chew?

Eric Walther - Well Rob, there’s no denying that Covington is one of best in the EWA, and that I’ve got my work cut out for me, but hey, I believe in challenging myself. Sure, I could have come back and gotten the kinks out against a few of the weaker wrestlers in the fed, but what would that prove? Nothing, just that I can pound away on some low-talent nobodies. That’s for amateurs. Let someone else get their kicks by beating up the lower card. There’s no honor in that. Challenging someone like Covington, someone that’s going somewhere in the fed, that takes balls. That is the manly thing to do.

Rob DiMarco - What about ring rust though? You haven’t wrestled a match since the EWA last closed down, which was, what, about a year ago?

Eric Walther - Sure, I haven’t wrestled in a while. But hey, kicking people’s asses is what I do for a living… Former Navy SEAL, former, and current EWA superstar, founder and CEO of Walther Personal Protection Inc, I fight for a living. Ring rust, sure, maybe I’ve got a little. But I’ll rely on my training and my physical ability to get my through. Will I make a mistake or two? Probably. Will I survive those mistakes because I’m a well-trained, physically gifted supreme athlete and fighter? Probably. Look, I’m a hell of a wrestler. And taking some time off isn’t going to change that.

Rob DiMarco - So, why are you helping Nomad anyway?

Eric Walther - [Laughs] Helping Nomad? I’m not helping Nomad. I’m helping myself. I could care less what happens with this whole Nomad-Covington feud. This is about me, not about Nomad. I’m looking to reestablish myself as a force in this company, and getting a match with as high level a wrestler as Covington, and executing, beating him, or at least, looking good in a loss, that’s a way to do it. Winning back the NA title, MY North American title, which is next for me, that’s a way to do it. Nomad offered me an opportunity to make a name for myself. Hell, an opportunity is all I need, once I get that, my natural ability is going to carry me to where I want to be. I don’t care if Nomad is trying to use me to get at Covington, or whatever his plan might be. It doesn’t matter. He can play whatever games he wants to, all I know is that I’m going to climb between those ropes, into that ring with Covington and put on one hell of a show for each and every fan in those seats out there. They are going to see one hell of a match, I promise you and them that. And when it’s all over, C4 is going to “C” exactly what the Last Shot is all about. (points his index finder and thumb at the camera in the shape of a gun) C4… Click… Click… BOOM. One shot, and you’re done. Interview’s over Rob.

Chris Myers - This next match is scheduled for one fall!

[ "How You Remind Me" by Nickleback blasts through the speakers... ]

Chris Myers - Introducing first... standing 6'9" and weighing in at 272 pounds, from Washington, DC, "The Rifleman" Eric Walther!

[ "The Rifleman" Eric Walther steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring. ]

[ "My Own Summer (Shove It)" by Deftones blasts through the speakers... ]

Chris Myers - And his opponent... standing 6'6" and weighing in at 283 pounds, from Miami, Florida, "Crystal Clear" Cody Covington!

[ "Crystal Clear" Cody Covington steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring. ]

[ Ding, Ding, Ding! ]

The Informer - Here we go with the veteran Cody Covington and the returning Eric Walther! Walther goes straight at Covington, but gets sidestepped and hip tossed.

Vic Canon - Well, he sure does go hard, but he’s gotta be a little smarter than that. They circle now, a lock up.... and Walther powers Covington back into the corner.

Eddie Sensation - Not a good place to be!

The Informer - Covington goes for another lockup, but Walther kicks him in the gut, and sets him up for a DDT, but Covington quickly counters with a Northern Lights Suplex into a bridge, a one count, then Walther kicks out!! C4 is showing The Rifleman that experience counts for quite a lot!

Vic Canon - Cody with a whip to the ropes, Walther ducks a clothesline, and responds with a crossbody, but Cody rolls through into a pin, another one count. Walther looks frustrated out there.

Eddie Sensation - Ya know, I don't really like Cody Covington... but Eric Walther is going to have to be a little sharper here tonight!

The Informer - Covington grabs him and quickly hits him with a swinging neckbreaker. Walther staggers back against the ropes, and Covington sends him up and over with a superkick.

Vic Canon - The Rifleman is taking a little walk around on the outside to try and regain his bearings. He seems to have settled down a little now, but here comes Covington over the top with a plancha!!!

Eddie Sensation - NO!!!! Walther catches him and hoists him high!!!!!!

The Informer - That was a brutal gorilla press into a powerslam on the outside!! Covington is holding his back in pain!

Vic Canon - Walther rolls Covington back into the ring, and slides in after him, Covington is back to his feet, and is greeted with a nasty right hand from Walther. A bunch of punches and kicks in series now, Walther is ROCKING C4 with every shot.

Eddie Sensation - That's better, Walther!

The Informer - Walther setting up for a big short lariat, but C4 ducks it, and slides behind, NASTY belly to back suplex. Covington follows up with a bow and arrow submission, stretching Walther’s back out severely.

Vic Canon - Walther shifts his weight, and rolls out! Both men back to their feet now. Covington is whipped to the ropes, Walther wraps him up in a sleeper, and then drops him to the canvas with a sleeper slam. Walther up top now, he’s probably going for his big frog splash.

Eddie Sensation - LOOK OUT!!!!

The Informer - OOOOH!!!!!! COVINGTON GOT HIS KNEE'S UP!! WALTHER IS SQUIRMING IN PAIN ON THE MAT!!!

Vic Canon - Covington sets him up, and spikes him with a big piledriver. He dropped him right on his head!

Eddie Sensation - That's gotta hurt!

The Informer - Covington to the ropes, leg drop right across Walther’s throat! And a second leg drop... Walther looks like he’s in some trouble. Now Covington going upstairs, but Walther is quickly back to his feet, and crotches Covington on the top rope. He’s climbing up after him now, what’s he doing?

Vic Canon - OH MY GOD! Eric Walther just flipped Covington over his shoulders, and brutalized him with a really wicked looking gutbuster from the top rope!!!! Walther is hurting though too, and is unable to capitalize on that massive move! Walther slowly back up now, Covington is still hurting, Walther grabs Covington, throws him to the ropes, goes running at him....

Eddie Sensation - THE LAST SHOT!!!! THE LAST SHOT!!!!

The Informer - NO! Covington ducked it, and bounced of the ropes on the other side, and goes for a hurricanrana, but Walther catches him, lifts him up high, and plants him with a massive Liger Bomb into a pin!!!

Vic Canon - Here’s the count! 1..... 2............

Eddie Sensation - Covington just kicked out!

The Informer - Walther with the advantage, whips Covington to the ropes, catches him as he comes, and drops him flat on his face with a Flatliner. Now he wraps up Covington’s legs, this must be the modified inverted STF that he calls the Waltherlock. Walther is cinching it in really tightly, but he’s too close to the ropes!!!!

Vic Canon - C4 reaches out, his fingertips graze the bottom rope. He tries again, and grabs it! The ref is calling for the break now, and starting the 5 count. Walther breaks the hold at 2!

Eddie Sensation - Dummy! He should've held on until 4 and a half!

The Informer - Covington is slowly recovering now, and Walther takes a swing at him, but C4 blocks and counters with a judo throw. He drops into a cross armbreaker, but Walther gets his foot on the rope. Walther now charges Covington, but C4 rolls through Walther’s spear into a pinning predictament! 1... 2...

Vic Canon - NO! Walther kicks out!! Walther back to his feet now, C4’s counters look like they’re starting to get to him. Walther kicks, Covington catches his foot, Walther goes for an enziguri, but Covington ducks! Walther turns around, facing Covington....

Eddie Sensation - LARIAT BY WALTHER!!!!

The Informer - Walther whips him to the ropes, a big powerslam!! Walther is showing a lot of power here tonight.

Vic Canon - WAIT A MINUTE! THERE'S NOMAD! NOMAD IS ON HIS WAY DOWN HERE!

Eddie Sensation - YES! Time for some violence!

The Informer - I doubt it, Eddie! Nomad is walking slowly... it looks like he's just watching tonight!

Vic Canon - Walther picks Covington up, but Covington counters with a jawbreaker, and follows up with a DDT. Covington now grabs Walther and turns him over into a Boston crab. Walther is in a lot of pain, but he won’t give up.

Eddie Sensation - You sure?

The Informer - Covington is applying a ton of pressure here, Walther seems to be starting to lose it. Wait, here comes Nomad! And he’s got a chair. Covington sees him, and releases the Boston Crab. The ref is checking with Walther now, to see if he can continue while Nomad taunts Covington from the outside.

Vic Canon - LOOK OUT!!!! WHAM!!!!!! Just as Covington turned back to Walther, Nomad jumped up on the apron and absolutely WAFFLED Covington with the chair!!!!!! Covington is OUT!!!!! The ref’s back was turned. This isn’t right, Eric Walther is going to pick up a win over Cody Covington because of Nomad!!!!

Eddie Sensation - TAKE THE WIN ROOKIE! TAKE IT ANY WAY YOU CAN GET IT!!!!

The Informer - Walther to his feet now, he sees Covington down on the canvas. He looks confused. Nomad is screaming for Walther to cover him, and pointing at Covington with the chair.

Vic Canon - Walther walks over to Covington, and stares right at Nomad. He smiles, then shakes his head? What’s he doing?! He’s not pinning Covington?!

Eddie Sensation - THAT IDIOT!! Nomad hands him a victory over C4, and he’s not taking it!!

The Informer - What the hell?! Walther now flips Nomad off?! Nomad looks stunned!!! Walther is turning to the ref, starting to explain what happened.... Nomad in the ring now with the chair, and WHAM!!!!! WALTHER GOT NAILED!!!!!

Vic Canon - The ref is calling for the bell!

Chris Myers - Ladies and Gentlemen, due to outside interference, this match is a No Contest!

RESULT: No Contest

Eddie Sensation - Nomad's been doing some batting practice! That swing was vicious!

The Informer - And Nomad’s not done yet! Covington is starting to recover, and Nomad drops him with another big shot from the chair!!! Now he focuses on Walther again.... he drops the chair, and sets Walther up… JOURNEY’S END ONTO THE CHAIR!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!

Vic Canon - ERIC WALTHER IS DOWN AND OUT!!!!! GET SOME HELP OUT HERE FOR HIM!!!!

Eddie Sensation - HAHA!! And Nomad is just laughing as he leaves the ring a scene of carnage!!!

The Informer - These two men put on a great match, a great show of athletic talent and Nomad had to go and ruin that, and leave them both laying! Covington is back to his feet now, and is screaming at the retreating Nomad.

Vic Canon - Wait a second... Eric Walther is slowly getting back up too?! He must be made of steel!! He just took a Journey’s End on a chair, and he’s back up now!!

Eddie Sensation - Come on Vic! He looks very dazed to me!

The Informer - Now Walther is coming up behind C4, what’s he going to do? C4 turns, it looks like he’s ready to fight again. Walther shakes his head slightly, and extends his hand?? Is this some kind of trick??

Vic Canon - And Covington shakes Walther’s hand as the two men step out of the ring, and head to the back. Listen to this crowd!!! They’re going nuts for these two men!! We just saw a great match end before it should have due to Nomad’s untimely interjection into the match.

Eddie Sensation - But this feud isn’t going to cool off any, these men hate each other with a passion!

The Informer - You're dead right Eddie! We'll be right back fans!

[ The scene cuts to backstage where Rachael Stevens is seen standing with a microphone. Who she is standing with is not yet viewable as she begins. ]

Rachel Stevens - Ladies and gentlemen, I'm standing here with former EWA Extreme Champion and Number 1 Contender for the EWA Heavyweight Title, 'Tricky' Tiki Tortez.

[ HUGE POP as Tortez comes into view. ]

Rachel Stevens - Tiki Tortez...

"Tricky" Tiki Tortez - [Interrupts] Rachael, if you don't mind, I'd like to say something first.

Rachel Stevens - Well, sure.

"Tricky" Tiki Tortez - I have been in this business for about 9 years now, I've achieved EVERYTHING I have set out for except one thing, one sole item, and that is the EWA Heavyweight Title. Last week on Tuesday Night Heat, that title was mine, but in a mix of words, given back to Tyler who RIGHTFULLY LOST IT! Tonight, all that will change when that title is around my waist for good.

Rachel Stevens - We have no doubt at all, but how do you explain your attack on Arthryn? Shouldn't your mind be on this match rather than what's going on with Arthryn?

"Tricky" Tiki Tortez - Rachael, I have the right to do whatever I want, whenever I want. If I want to beat the shit out of Arthryn, I will...but the fact of the matter is...NOTHING, and I mean NOTHING, will stop me from destroying Tyler tonight.

Rachel Stevens - But what if...

"Tricky" Tiki Tortez - Did you not hear me? I said NOTHING.

[ HUGE POP ]

Rachel Stevens - Well, the best of luck to you Tiki, we're all rooting for you.

"Tricky" Tiki Tortez - [Winks] I know Rachael, I won't let the fans down.

Rachel Stevens - [Sheepishly] Thank you for your time Tiki.

"Tricky" Tiki Tortez - No sweat babe.

[ Tortez winks once again, then makes his way toward the entrance-ramp. ]

Rob DiMarco - Guys, it looks like Ethan's not here yet! I haven't seen him for this interview all d.. HEY! Who are you!?

[ A man with dark spiked hair, wearing black jeans and an "I f*cked your mother" shirt. ]

Rob DiMarco - Who are you!?

Man - Chill the hell out man, I'm doing a personal favor for my friend..

Rob DiMarco - What friend and who are you!?

Man - I'm a friend of Ethan's. You can call me D-Rob...

Rob DiMarco - Hey, I remember you, you we-

[ DiMarco gets shoved aside as D-Rob grabs the mic. ]

D-Rob - LISTEN UP PUSSIES AND SHIT BAGS! This sack of crap isn't worth talking to my main boy, so we've assembled this little tape, enjoy.

[ Static into Ethan Tyler sitting on a curb in the middle of the night ]

Ethan Tyler - Trick or Treat.. This is worse Tiki, no longer are we on All Saints Eve, but we're already in an eve. The night before I show you why I am the EWA World Heavyweight Champion. A few minutes until I show EVERYONE why I mopped the floor with Clayton Chandler and why I let you beat me last week.

Ethan Tyler - You see, I didn't have the heart to crush you, and you took the win. I was a gentleman and gave you the spotlight, but you wanted something more...

Eddie Sensation - Here we go! World title match under way in a few moments!

Vic Canon - I'm excited, Tiki's finally gonna get what he deserves! The EWA World Title!

Chris Myers - Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest is for one fall, and is for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship!

[ The crowd pops mega huge for the announcement ]

[ "Break Stuff" by Limp Bizkit plays over the P.A. System as "Tricky" Tiki Tortez comes out from behind the curtain. The crowd welcomes him with a good reaction as he slides into the ring. He jumps up on the top turnbuckle and gets a good pop ]

Chris Myers - Introducing first, standing at 6'6", weighing in at 252 pounds, from New York City, New York... "TRICKY" TIKI TORTEZ!

[ "More Human than Human" (Meet Bambi in the King's Harem Mix) by White Zombie blasts over the P.A. as Ethan Tyler makes his usual entrance to the ring. He hands the world title belt over to Lee Flemming who holds it up high ]

Chris Myers - And his opponent, he is 6'3" and 246 pounds, from Portland, Oregon, he is the EWA World Heavyweight Champion, Ethan Tyler!

[ Fans boo unmercilessly as Tyler taunts them and berates them all. He grabs a mic and pulls it out ]

Ethan Tyler - Tiki, you've waited one week for this, and now, you're going to get what you deserve. The reign of Ethan Tyler is kicking off nicely...

Vic Canon - What's that? Is the roof leaking?

Eddie Sensation - I don't know, all I know is that I feel it too! Where the hell is this water coming from?

The Informer - RAIN!

Vic Canon - Very good Informer, I could have told you that..

The Informer - NO! HOLDEN RAINES IS IN THE RING! WHERE THE HELL DID HE COME FROM??! HE'S BEHIND TORTEZ, TYLER'S SETTING HIM UP! LOOK AT HIM TAUNTING HIM! OH!

[ In one swift swoop, Raines blasts Tiki in the back of the head with the Television Title. Tiki goes down and Tyler begins kicking Tortez's skull ]

Vic Canon - No no! This is a set up! A god damned set up! Raines is holding up Tortez and Tyler slapped him in the face! Such disrespect! Raines throws Tiki into the ropes!

Eddie Sensation - Tyler catches him, THE BIG LETDOWN! What snap! He just bent in half! Raines picks up Tortez and has him now, spike piledriver!

[ The fans boo as Raines slides out of the ring and grabs a chair, he climbs back in and hits "Tricky" with it, trying to cave in his skull. The fans begin throwing shit in the ring, pissed off at what's going on ]

The Informer - Look at this mess! Tortez is laying down in a pile of soda cups! Raines picks him up.