[ The camera brings us to a shot of the EWA symbol, which quickly fades to black. We then see a montage of clips of old and new EWA superstars walking, talking, and doing what they do best--fighting. After a 2-3 minute video is shown, a brand new EWA Tuesday Night Heat video is played. Many clips of past matches, current superstars and pyro are shown. We are then brought to a shot of inside the Continental Airlines Arena in East Rutherford, New Jersey, where THOUSANDS upon THOUSANDS of fans have flooded the Continental Airlines Arena. After a quick view of the fans signs, we are brought to a shot of the announcer's table, where The Informer, Vic Canon and Eddie Sensation are ready to kick of Tuesday Night Heat. ]
The Informer - WELCOME TO TUESDAY NIGHT HEAT, FRESH OFF OUR FIRST RETURNING PAY-PER-VIEW "FAMILY REUNION"!!!!!!
Vic Canon - AND WHAT A SUCCESS THAT WAS!! BUT TONIGHT.... TONIGHT, will be just that and so much more!
Eddie Sensation - Damn right Vic! 6 Scheduled matches, and so much that will happen without us knowing!
The Informer - As of yet, we DO NOT have a Main Event! But look for that to change shortly!
Vic Canon - LIVE TONIGHT: Glen Fortune and Willy O. WoW will debut in a match putting them against each other! Jack Bandit & Vincent Vega have been teamed up to face Fabulosos Los Bastardos! Vinny D--The Original Outlaw--will take on newcomer Chris Cammeron! El GiGante will defend the EWA North American Title against The Zodiac, and so much more!!!!!
Eddie Sensation - So much more?! How about that Four Way Extreme Title Match! That's going to be amazing!
The Informer - Sure will Eddie! And for those of you who love technical, perfect wrestling... Holden Raines puts the EWA TV Title on the line against Anton Bailey! That should be a great match!
Vic Canon - PLUS! Nick Diamante, Ethan Tyler, Cody Covington, Nomad, Rob Traxler, Drew Norwood, Howell, The Hustler and TBL are ALL IN THE BUILDING! Who knows what's going to EXPLODE!!!!!!!!!!!
Eddie Sensation - Your head will if you don't calm down!
The Informer - Haha! So lets no waste any more time.... lets get to it! Enjoy fans!
The Informer - Guys, we're going to the back, apparently someone's here...
[ The camera cuts to a view of the parking lot, and there, pulling up on a 2002 Harley Davidson Fatboy, is "The Original Outlaw" Vinny D ]
Eddie Sensation - He's here!! Vinny D is here!! Look at the paint job on that bike, that's Venom, in silver and black!
Vic Canon - That's definately a beautiful bike, I've never seen anything like it, but listen to the response these fans have given him!
Eddie Sensation - You think he cares? It doesn't matter to him Vic, he's here to do what he wants, when he wants and how he wants to... that's his way!
The Informer - Well, all I know is that he better have eyes behind his head, because I am very sure that Deuce will not allow what happened last Sunday at Family Reunion, go unavenged...
Eddie Sensation - Vinny D isn't worried, not one bit! Trust me!
The Informer - Hey guys, apparently there’s word that something’s going on in the back!
[ We go backstage to see camera men scrambling by and people just generally running out of the way. Through the thick of people, we see Ethan Tyler has stormed his way into the Continental Airlines Arena. He’s looking more irate than usual and he looks at a tech guy. ]
Ethan Tyler - You, come here.
[ Tyler beckons the guy to come over and he does. ]
Ethan Tyler - Gimme the damn mic.
[ Tyler takes the mic and pushes the tech guy to the side. ]
Ethan Tyler - IT’S OBVIOUS THAT IN PHILADELPHIA MY POINT WASN’T MADE.
[ Listening to the fans boo, it’s obvious that Ethan Tyler is the most hated man in wrestling. ]
Ethan Tyler - I destroyed Johnny Hardcore with a frog splash through a glass table! I killed the very spirit of determination and I CRUSHED him like a hope. A burning hope that lays deep down in every human spirit. A hope, that tonight I will CRUSH ONCE AND FOR ALL!
[ Tyler throws the mic and lets out a yell in furious anger. He walks towards a locker room and opens it up, he sees a couple of low level workers and rejects sitting there and barks for them to get out. They frightfully oblige and Tyler slams the door shut. We cut back to the TNH announce crew looking on with morbid predictability. ]
Vic Canon - I swear, that man will always have a chip on his shoulder!
Eddie Sensation - All I know is, whenever Ethan Tyler is storming and hopped up like he is tonight, something always happens.
The Informer - Eddie, this is his normal behavior!
Eddie Sensation - I know! When was the last time this man did anything normal?
Vic Canon - Tonight will be no exception.
| Pre-Match Interview with Glen Fortune
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Rob DiMarco - Here's Glen Fortune.
Glen Fortune - I'm going to defeat my opponent with ease watch the count boys 1.2.3
One-Fall Match
Glen "Lil Joker" Fortune VS Willy O. Wow
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Chris Myers - This next match is scheduled for one fall!
[ "Fight Music" by D12 blasts through the speakers... ]
Chris Myers - Introducing first... standing 5'8" and weighing in at 147 pounds, from Kansas City, MO, Glen "Lil Joker" Fortune!
[ Glen "Lil Joker" Fortune steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring. ]
[ "Falling Away from Me" by KoRn blasts through the speakers... ]
Chris Myers - And his opponent... standing 6' and weighing in at 226 pounds, from Reno, Nevada, Willy O. Wow!
[ Willy O. Wow steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring. ]
[ Ding, Ding, Ding! ]
The Informer - And here we go fans! Two newcomers to the EWA are about to have their first match. At least we know one thing; one of these two will pick up their first EWA win tonight!
Vic Canon - True.
Eddie Sensation - Not really. Double Count Out or Double DQ could always happen! Even a No Contest!
The Informer - Of course, leave it up to Eddie Sensatioon to think of these things!
[ Glen Fortune gains the upperhand, and nails Willy O. Wow with a Cradle DDT, and a few suplexes. Suddenly... ]
Vic Canon - Wait a minute! There's TBL! What's he doing out here?!
Eddie Sensation - Scouting!
The Informer - Probably.
[ Willy O. Wow then capitalizes on Fortune's distraction, and nails him with an Acid Drop, and a DDT. W.O.W then throws Fortune over the top rope, and goes to the outside with him. ]
Vic Canon - These two men are on the outside now... this might get a little bit dangerous!
Eddie Sensation - Check out TBL! He's on the apron, watching the action from overhead!
The Informer - TBL looks like he's interested in these two men!
[ The two men continue battling--throwing each other into the stairs, the steel ring pole and guardrails. Suddenly, the bell rings! ]
Vic Canon - What?!
Chris Myers - Ladies and Gentlemen... both men have been counted out!
WINNER: Double Count Out
Eddie Sensation - HA!!! I WAS RIGHT!!!!!
The Informer - [Shakes head.] Well, TBL is walking out of here doing the exact same thing I was doing... shaking his head.
Vic Canon - Those two won't get far around here..
Eddie Sensation - Nope!
The Informer - Let's move on...
The Informer - Folks we are receiving word that a black Hummer has pulled up backstage. We aren't quite sure who's inside but we dispatched a camera crew to check it out.
Eddie Sensation - I'm as excited as a little girl on christmas morning..
Vic Canon - I'm not touching that one...
[ The drivers side door swings open and a pair of black Adidas running shoes attached to a pair of Adidas black running pants steps out. ]
The Informer - Things should get a little bit interesting now.. Folks Bigg Daddy Deuce has just made an appearance here on Heat.
Eddie Sensation - He better watch his back... Vinny D is here and there are plenty of steel chairs.
Vic Canon - Well I don't think that Deuce is too worried about Vinny D cause he brought an equalizer to Vinny's chair.
[ Resting on the shoulder of Deuce's black "Danger INC" t-shirt is a silver 25" Louisville Slugger. Deuce grabs a black gym bag out of the backseat of the Hummer as he walks away the alarm is sounded. Deuce walks into the backstage area and up to a backstage attendant. ]
Deuce - Hey... tell me where Vinny D is.
Backstage Guy - Umm.. his locker room is down that hall to the right.
Deuce - Thanks man... here take this bag to my locker room.
[ Deuce hands the man his bag and takes the bat down the hall. He walks up to a door with a sign that reads: "Original Outlaw" Vinny D. Deuce pulls his gold framed Gargoyle sunglasses down to the tip of his nose while he reads the sign. He takes them completely off and puts them on a table behind him. He turns around and lifts the bat off his shoulder and taps it lightly on the door. When no one answers he taps a little harder, the readies himself to swing. After knocking three times he tries the doorknob and walks into the dressing room. ]
Eddie Sensation - What is he doing.. thats breaking and entering.. and where is Vinny D?
The Informer - Well he has obviously bolted due to seeing Deuce enter the arena.
Eddie Sensation - What is he looking for... Vinny is obviously not there. OH NO DON'T DO THAT!!
[ Deuce starts swinging wildly in the dressing room turning tables over and breaking monitors. He turns the couch over and rips down cloths from the locker. As he turns around to walk out the door he kicks a pair of keys across the floor. He bends down and picks them up. ]
Vic Canon - What are those keys to?
The Informer - There is a Harley Davidson key chain.. you tell me. Does Vince ride a Harley?
[ Deuce gets a wicked smile on his face as he walks out the room with the keys in hand stopping momentarily to pick up his sunglasses and put them on his head. He walks out of the arena into the parking lot searching for something. ]
The Informer - We're gonna try to get a few words with Deuce and see just what is going through his mind.
[ Cut to the underground garage area of the arena. Rob DiMarco stands impatiently, rolling his eyes as if he has something better to do... ]
Rob DiMarco - God...what's taking him so long?
[ A black limo pulls up beside DiMarco. The license plate reads... ]
RAINMKR
[ Rob licks his fingers and whips out the mic in excitement... ]
Rob DiMarco - Finally! I WILL be the FIRST PERSON EVER to interview HOLDEN RAINES! Wooo!
[ The door to the limo opens, and a homeless man walks out... ]
Rob DiMarco - Wait! You aren't Holden Raines!
Homeless Man - I slllluuuurrreee am nat, yang feller...
[ The homeless man pushes DiMarco aside, takes a sip of his bag of JD and walks off... ]
Rob DiMarco - DAMNITT! This is a good suit!
[ All of a sudden, a beat up pick up truck comes around and parks right behind the limo. On the bed is Holden Raines. He leaps out of the truck and heads to the door, slapping it as if to say 'I'm out'. DiMarco seems puzzled... ]
Rob DiMarco - Wha??!
[ Holden begins walking up the concrete walkway. DiMarco, still puzzled, begins following him. Holden turns back and looks at him as he continues to walk... ]
Holden Raines - Who the fuck are you?
Rob DiMarco - I'm Rob Di...um...DiMarco, sir.
Holden Raines - Should that mean something to me?
Rob DiMarco - I...uh...I don't know, sir.
Holden Raines - What's this "sir" business? I'm 22 years old. I'm not "sir" material yet.
Rob DiMarco - Well..um..Mr. Raines...I'm a little...uh...uneasy right now.
Holden Raines - Why is that? Am I hurting you?
Rob DiMarco - Well, no....
Holden Raines - If I wanted to store you in my cellar, I would've already. But you still haven't answered my question.
Rob DiMarco - I'm a reporter for Heat.
Holden Raines - Good...have fun, if there is such a thing.
[ Raines starts to walk to the entrance doors, as if trying to say goodbye. DiMarco doesn't take the hint and follows... ]
Rob DiMarco - Mr. Raines...I'm supposed to ask you questions about your match with Anton Bailey for your title tonight.
Holden Raines - There are no questions.
Rob DiMarco - Yes there are.
Holden Raines - If all questions are answered already, then there aren't any questions at all. Now if you're going to question questions that have already been answered, that's an entirely different scenerio altogether. Then again, if your questions are the answers in a form of an opinion, brought to me in questions than that's another different story.
[ DiMarco ponders... ]
Rob DiMarco - WHAT??!!!!!!!
Holden Raines - Exactly.
[ Raines opens the door and walks in, leaving DiMarco bewildered at what just happened. ]
[ TBL is seen walking backstage. He gives a quick nod to several members of the backstage crew as he walks past them. He rounds the corner, and stops in his tracks ]
[ Standing across from him is "The Predator" Rob Traxler. The crowd pops huge upon site of him. The two men stare each other down, until TBL quickly extends his hand ]
TBL - Long time no see Rob.
Rob Traxler - Yes, it has been a while, hasn't it, Dave?
[ Traxler extends his hand as well, and the two men shake ]
TBL - What are you doing here anyway? I didn't think you were wrestling tonight.
Rob Traxler - I'm not on the schedule, no. But you know me well enough...a week off from the ring doesn't mean a week off from the important things. I'm here to make sure that Chandler stays in line. If he doesn't, maybe I'll just have to straighten things out again. What about you? I know you're a bit different from me...you usually don't bother to show up if you're not billed in a match. Why are you here?
TBL - As you might have heard, I'm looking to take someone under my wing. I'm just here scouting the talent, to see who might have what it takes.
[ TBL pauses for a moment, then quickly changes the subject ]
TBL - So you're watching out for Chandler eh? I've had my share of run ins with him as well. That guy is RUTHLESS. From what I've seen in the few weeks I've been here, it looks like you're getting the job done though. Someone needs to stop that guy, and I hope it's you.
[ Traxler smiles. ]
Rob Traxler - I appreciate the support. I hope you find someone suitable to be your protégè. Just do me a favor...don't corrupt whoever you choose. I'm hoping that as you've aged, you've moved past your history of manipulation. Speaking of manipulation, heard anything from Milenko in a while?
[ TBL returns the smile ]
TBL - Me? A manipulator? Never! In all seriousness though, those days are over. I'm here for one thing, and one thing only, to find a wrestler that has the potential to be the next big star, and show him the way. As for Milenko, the last I heard, he'd been dancing at a local strip club....for men.
[ The crowd laughs hysterically inside of the arena, as both Traxler and TBL shake their heads ]
TBL - Well, I've got some business to attend to. It's good to know that someone is keeping Chandler in line. I'm sure it's only a matter of time now until you get your crack at him. Just make me a deal.
Rob Traxler - What's that?
TBL - After you win the world title, make sure you give my guy a title shot.
Rob Traxler - Deal.
[ The two men shake hands, and TBL walks away as the scene cuts back into the arena ]
[ We cut to a shot backstage where EWA personality Rachel Stevens is getting her make-up retouched by another EWA employee… ]
Rachel Stevens - I don't think this shade goes well anyway. I'll have to try something else from now on…
[ Just then, "The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante walks by. The crowd in the arena begins to boo instantly as a smile hits his face… ]
"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Ya know, no amount of paint can cover up that degree of BOW-WOW, Stevens.
[ Rachel gets mad, but decides to stay professional… ]
Rachel Stevens - It's great to see you too, Mr. Stud.
"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Hey, tell me something. Where has that sweetheart boss of yours been all week? He won't return my calls, he's canceling shows… what's the deal? Are you hiding him out at your place or something?
Rachel Stevens - He's actually in the hospital, Nick. Something you should know a little about.
[ Shrugs his shoulders… ]
"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - You act as if I care.
Rachel Stevens - You should.
"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - I don't
Rachel Stevens - That says a lot about you.
"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - So does your sister.
Rachel Stevens - You're such a child.
[ Shrugs his shoulders again… ]
"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Yeah, I am. But I'd rather call it being young at heart.
[ Rachel rolls her eyes as Diamante walks away… ]
[ The EWA Video Wall goes black. A series of commercials of EWA sponcers are shown. ]
[ Rachel Stevens rushes out to the parking lot area where Deuce is still searching for something. ]
Rachel Stevens - DEUCE! DEUCE! Can I ask you a question?
Deuce - You just did baby...
Rachel Stevens - Deuce.. everyone has to know.. what the hell is going on? Two seconds after what seemed like a plan between you and Nick unfolded you were terribly beat down by him and then Vinny D came out of the back and waylayed you... what is going on?
Deuce - Rachel, you're right.. there was a plan between Nick Diamante and the Bigg Daddy... it was plan of revenge of me and him on Tom Stone because of the dispicable things that Stone has gotten away with.. but what seemed like a well oiled plan between The Diamond Puke and the Bigg Daddy was an even more well oiled plan by the Canadian Connection to get the Bigg Daddy in the ring...
Rachel Stevens - I'm afraid I don't follow you?
Deuce - Its quite simple everyone seen the big payoff... Vinny D paid Nick D to get me in the ring.. because Vinny D doesn't have what it takes to get me in there himself...
Deuce - Its funny.. lying and scheming and deceiving were the most fun parts of the game... when you're doing the playing... but when the tables are turned... its not as much fun..
Rachel Stevens - What are your plans Deuce.. and what are you looking for?
Deuce - All in due time baby, all in due time.... I just found it.
[ Deuce walks away from Rachel Stevens with determination. ]
Rachel Stevens - Well, I hope you got more out of that then I did Informer...
The Informer - Thank you Rachel.
| Pre-Match Interview with Fabulosos Los Bastardos
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Rachel Stevens - I'm here with Los Fabulosos Bastardos, the EWA's newest up and coming tag team, and their translator Maria. Guys how do you feel going into this match tonight versus Jack bandit and Vincent Vega?
Senor X - No deseo hablar de este emparejamiento, medios de este emparejamiento nada a nosotros. Este bandido del gato es una broma, y su amigo incluso no ha dicho una palabra. Somos undefeated, y merecemos un tiro en los títulos de EWA, e incluso no hemos visto hasta ahora los reguladores alrededor.
Capitan Loco - Somos undefeated, hemos ganado cada emparejamiento y ganaremos esta noche, y nadie incluso han mencionado los títulos de la palabra a nosotros. Los reguladores no han mostrado sus caras desde que vinimos adentro a esta federación. Se asustan, y no merecen los títulos alrededor de sus cinturas que lo hace el we! Enviaremos esta noche un mensaje a los reguladores y el resto del EWA que los bastardos fabulosos no deben ser tomados ligeramente. VIVA LA RAZA!!
Rachel Stevens - What did they say?
Maria - It's simple ..they want a shot at the EWA tag team titles , and they are offended that they have to take one these curtain jerkers , Jack bandit is a joke and his partner doesn't even have the gall to open his mouth. They want a shot at the regulators and they will show everyone tonight why they deserve to be the EWA tag team Champs!
Rachel Stevens - You heard it here, the FLB want a shot at the regulators , and they are pissed!!!
Tag Team Match
Jack Bandit & Vincent Vega VS Fabulosos Los Bastardos
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Chris Myers - This next match is scheduled for one fall!
[ "The Godfather" Theme blasts through the speakers... ]
Chris Myers - Introducing first... standing 6'2" and weighing in at 191 pounds, from Chicago, Illinois, Vincent Vega!
[ Vincent Vega steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring. ]
[ "Renegade" by Styxx blasts through the speakers... ]
Chris Myers - And his partner... standing 5'9" and weighing in at 145 pounds, from Parts Unknown, Jack Bandit!
[ Jack Bandit steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring. ]
[ "Hotel California" by The Gypsy Kings blasts through the speakers... ]
Chris Myers - And their opponents... at a total combined weight of 510 pounds, from Parts Unknown, Capitán Loco and Señor X, Fabulosos Los Bastardos!
[ Fabulosos Los Bastardos step out from behind the curtain and head towards the ring. ]
[ Ding, Ding, Ding! ]
The Informer - It looks like Jack Bandit will start off against Capitan Loco! Here we go!
[ Loco and Bandit lock up, and Bandit gains control of Capitan Loco. He hits him with a Snap Suplex, a DDT, a Spinning Heel Kick and a German Suplex. Bandit then tags in Vincent Vega, which is a huge mistake. ]
Vic Canon - Vincent Vega in the ring now! LOOK OUT! CLOTHESLINE BY CAPITAN LOCO! Both men get to their feet... Dropkick by Loco!
[ Capitan Loco tags in Senor X, who punches Vega a few times and then nails him with a DDT. Senor X knocks Jack Bandit off the apron, and tags in Capitan Loco. Senor X scoops up Vega, and ties him up upside down in the corner in The Tree of Woe. Senor X and Capitan Loco both run at him, and execute Arbol De La Afliccion! ]
Eddie Sensation - DAMN!!!!!
The Informer - They nailed it! Senor X knocks Bandit off the apron again, and Capitan Loco covers Vega... 1.... 2..... 3!
Chris Myers - The winners of this match... Fabulosos Los Bastardos!
WINNER: Fabulosos Los Bastardos w/ Arbol De La Afliccion by Pinfall
Vic Canon - Impressive victory by Fabulosos Los Bastardos! But wait... they're not done! They've got Jack Bandit in the ring now!
Eddie Sensation - What are they doing?!
The Informer - Senor X has a chair! Capitan Loco is holding him..... WHAM!!!!! CHAIR SHOT TO THE FACE!!!!!!!!
[ Fabulosos Los Bastardos continue the assault on Jack Bandit. They put him through 2 tables, and demolish him with 6 or 7 more chair shots to the head. Security runs to the ring and tries to stop the beating. Fabulosos Los Bastardos throw them all out of the ring, and eventually leave by themselves. ]
Vic Canon - Damn! Fabulosos Los Bastardos sending a message to Jack Bandit!
Eddie Sensation - Any replies?
The Informer - None yet, but I'm sure he won't let this go too easily.
[ The EWA Video Wall goes black. A series of commercials of EWA sponcers are shown. ]
Vic Canon - Well Eddie, it’s been a fantastic night! So much has happened, I don’t even know where to be-
CUE MY ENTRANCE!
Vic Canon - What the-!?
[ As the voice from heavens booms, the lights dim in the arena. “More Human than Human” (Meet Bambi in the King’s Harem Mix) by White Zombie plays as smoke slowly creeps out from the entrance way. Red siren lights go off on both sides of the entrance ramp and standing in the middle of the rising fog and spinning lights is the maniac himself. Ethan Tyler. Arms to his side, clenching his fists, head down, heavy breathing, he suddenly bursts to life through the smoke and walks with purpose to the ring. His strides look more vicious, the way he handles the ring ropes is more violent. He’s been fed the animosity he needs. Defeating Johnny Hardcore wasn’t a thirst quencher, it did quite the opposite. ]
Vic Canon - Oh great, it’s him.
Eddie Sensation - Shut up Vic! For once I’m interested to see what he has to say!
The Informer - Ethan Tyler always has something interesting to say, liste-
Ethan Tyler - LISTEN UP!
The Informer - He read my mind!
[ The crowd boos for Tyler, one fan even goes as far as to wave his “Ethan Tyler sucks balls” sign extra hard. He looks out among the masses, and with his booming, commanding voice he speaks. ]
Ethan Tyler - Last week I did what I said I would do. I KILLED Johnny Hardcore!
[ A natural reaction is to boo, which the fans do, prompting Ethan to mount the second rope as usual. ]
Ethan Tyler - BOO ALL YOU WANT! BUT FACE THE FACTS! FACE THE COLD HARD REALITY.
[ He jumps down and walks towards the center of the ring, saying a few words that will change the landscape of wrestling. ]
Ethan Tyler - I’m number one.
Vic Canon - NUMBER ONE!?
Eddie Sensation - I’m for it! Ethan Tyler for president!
The Informer - Shut up you kiss ass!
Eddie Sensation - Better to be a kiss ass than to have a kicked ass!
Ethan Tyler - Sunday night in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, the land of Brotherly Love became the land of Bloody Hate. I did what I told you I would do, I made all of you swallow the hype. I crammed it down each….and every…. One of your throats. You all watched as I crushed “The Extreme Icon” with a glass table. But it was more than a victory, it was a
REVELATION.
Vic Canon - I swear, this man thinks he’s some kind of holy pariah! This man is twisted!
Ethan Tyler - Of course, with revelation comes a simple twist of letters, and what do we have? Tell me Vic Canon, what do we have?
[ Tyler looks over towards the announcers and all three look startled. ]
Eddie Sensation - Tell him Vic! Don’t leave him hanging, or else we might be!
Vic Canon - I… I… I don’t know!
Ethan Tyler - Come on Mr. Journalistic Integrity! You should be smart enough to figure this out!
Vic Canon - Rev…….. Revolution?
Bingo, you hit the nail right on the head.
Ethan Tyler - Tonight is a revolution. Tonight, the new era of the EWA begins. Do you all remember last year at this time? Do we all remember what happened September 5th, 2000?
Eddie Sensation - I remember that day! That was the day that the EWA ha-
Ethan Tyler - It was the first show where that ego-prick Nick Diamante was gone. For once, the backstage area was a fun place to be, the real men got a chance to shine, everyone was free to do whatever they god damn pleased! And do you know why? It was because Diamante was driven out of this place, the very place he helped build! And do you know who was behind the wheel?
Ethan Tyler.
Vic Canon - He’s right! The non-sanctioned street fight he had with Diamante was his last before we closed up shop!
Ethan Tyler - On September 5th, it started with Ethan Tyler, and once again, in the Third Reign of the EWA’s supremity over wrestling, I’m doing it again.
The Informer - I’m feeling sick…….
Vic Canon - I hear you, why doesn’t he get to the point?
Ethan Tyler - There exists a creature in every society that stands on top of the mountain and looks down upon his fellow creatures as their leader. Be it the lions of Africa, the chief of your police department, or even the President of this very country. Each one stands strong and fights for their territory day in and day out for the right to be KING. While the others wait in the wings…… waiting for the day when the king’s confidence shakes, and he buckles under pressure.
[ Long pause by Ethan as he draws in the crowd’s reactions. ]
Ethan Tyler - I’m reminded of a king who has recently slipped in his duties and has lost his total focus and has become concerned with other matters.
Clayton Chandler, I’m talking to you.
Vic Canon - WHAT!?!?!?!?
The Informer - HE’S CALLING OUT OUR WORLD CHAMPION!
Ethan Tyler - You think you’re still sharp? You think you’re still the hot shit around town? While you were getting bitch slapped in a 6 man, I was walking my ass 3 miles to the arena in the GOD DAMNED RAIN AND I STILL WON MY MATCH! Chandler, don’t get me wrong, there is a certain loyalty I feel to you as a friend.
The loyalty that if I find you crawling along the side of the road dying, I will put you out.
Ethan Tyler - It’s time to be put to sleep Clayton. Come on! I want a title shot and I want it NOW!
[ Tyler proceeds to tear off his sweatshirt and shirt in anger, revealing a very muscular, toned chest. He leaps up on the second rope and points out towards the entrance ramp. ]
Ethan Tyler - READY OR NOT, HERE I COME, YOU CAN’T HIDE CHANDLER. GONNA FIND YOU! SO BRING IT ON!
Vic Canon - This is insane, this is absurd, this is….. ACCEPTED!?
[ "Ready or Not" by The Fugees plays as Chandler walks out to the top of the ramp way. He looks at Tyler who is staring him down. After a moment or two, Chandler nods and Tyler nods as well. The match is official. ]
Eddie Sensation - It’s official! Tyler vs. Chandler for the world heavyweight title, here TONIGHT!
Vic Canon - I can’t believe what we’ve seen here! Two of the EWA’s sickest maniacs will be stepping into that ring!
The Informer - What’s worse is this…… One of those men will walk out champion tonight! We all lose!
| Recorded Earlier This Week...
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[ At a house show earlier in the week, Tom Stone's personal Assistant is seen walking around backstage. He walks into a room labelled "JOHNNY RAGE", and closes the door behind him. The Assistant walks up to a table, and grabs Johnny Rage's EWA Tag Team Title. He pulls out a black hand bag, and puts the title into the bag. He then leaves the room, closes the door behind him, and continues walking down the hall. Several seconds later, he enters a room labelled "RICK RAMOS", and once again makes sure nobody see's him entering the room. He walks up to a gyn bag, opens it and puts Rick Ramos's EWA Tag Team Title into the black hand bag with the other Tag Team Title. He then walks out, and heads down the hall as the camera fades to black... ]
| Pre-Match Interview with Vinny D
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Rob DiMarco - Thanks guys. Well, I'm supposed to be interviewing "The Original Outlaw" Vinny D right now. But he still isn't here, and I don't see him anywhere. Wait! I'm getting word, Vinny D's on his way out to the ring people!
One-Fall Match
"The Original Outlaw" Vinny D VS Chris Cammeron
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[ Blackout ]
Eddie Sensation - I'm starting to not like these things any more than I used to.
Vic Canon - I think they're really easing, let it soothe you Eddie!
KILLING IN THE NAME OF
The Informer - Is this him??
[ Silver pyro explodes as the fans watch on with intrigue and await the presence of whomever is about to appear. Then--Silence ]
Eddie Sensation - It got real quiet real fast... I wonder...
KILLING IN THE NAME OF
[ A motorcycle engine revs and the fans immediately burst out into a chorus of boos ]
Eddie Sensation - HAHA!! It is Vinny D!!
The Informer - My lord! These people hate him!!
Vic Canon - I think their hate is justified, Vinny D is one pathetic excuse for a human being. I'm sure wherever Deuce is he's gonna be watching this...
Some of those that were forces are the same that burn crosses
Some of those that were forces are the same that burn crosses
Some of those that were forces are the same that burn crosses
Some of those that were forces are the same that burn crosses
[ Then, a single headlight from behind the curtains, the engine revs up even harder this time, and out he comes from the back, on his 2002 special edition Venom painted Harley Davidson Fatboy ]
Eddie Sensation - Look at that bike.... Jesus!!! That's a thing of beauty!!!
Killing in the name of
Killing in the name of
[ Vinny D stops the bike on the ramp, tips down his silver oakleys and looks around at the fans who boo crazily, he smirks, and lifts his oakleys back up. He's wearing a black leather trenchcoat, a silver dress shirt and silver slack pants, and a black tie ]
And now you do what they told ya
But now you do what they told ya
Well now you do what they told ya
Eddie Sensation - He looks like a million bucks.... Hahahaha!! Vinny's always had some good taste.
Vic Canon - Well, this ain't gonna be about taste Eddie. He's got a match with EWA newcomer Chris Cammeron, hopefully he's got his focus where it should be.
The Informer - This is going to be the first time Vince has wrestled in over two months, let's see how rusty he is....
Eddie Sensation - Rusty?? Vinny D is fixin to kick some serious ass, just look at him!!
[ Vinny D rides the bike around the ring once, leering at the fans in disgust. The fans continue to boo loudly ]
Those who died are justified, for wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites
You justify those that died by wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites
Those who died are justified, for wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites
You justify those that died by wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites
[ Vinny D parks the bike, near the ring and grabs a silver suitcase from the back of it. Then, two crew members come out and walk the bike up the ramp Vinny D looks on intently, and says something which can't be made out ]
Some of those that were forces are the same that bore crosses
Some of those that were forces are the same that bore crosses
Some of those that were forces are the same that bore crosses
Some of those that were forces are the same that bore crosses
The Informer - What's with the suitcase??
Eddie Sensation - Maybe he's gonna make a purchase!! He's gonna buy out Cammeron's career. HAHAHA!! Hey!! The bike!!
Vic Canon - Don't worry Eddie, Vince doesn't look too worried so I don't think you should be either...
Killing in the name of
Killing in the name of
[ Vinny D gets in the ring and motions for a mic. He takes one more glance at the crowd, smirks, puts the silver suitcase down in the corner and takes a few steps around the ring ]
And now you do what they told ya
And now you do what they told ya, now you're under control
And now you do what they told you
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me
Motherfucker
[ The music fades down, and though the fans are extremely loud, Vinny D speaks ]
"The Original Outlaw" Vinny D - You two better put that bike in it's proper place and look after it, otherwise it's your heads!! Got me??
[ The two crew members walking the bike, are both stopped and looking at Vinny D, they nod and continue to the back ]
"The Original Outlaw" Vinny D - Now, Cammeron, kid. I don't know you, and honestly, I don't care too much for wasting my precious time to get to know you. So how about you get out here, and I rid myself of you for the night huh??
[ "My Way" by Limp Bizkit blasts through the speakers... ]
Chris Myers - And his opponent... standing 6'4" and weighing in at 285 pounds, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, Chris Cammeron!
[ Chris Cammeron steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring. ]
[ Ding, Ding, Ding! ]
The Informer - And here we go fans!
Vic Canon - Vinny D hitting the ring for the first time in MONTHS! Let's see what he's made of!
[ Vinny D begins his domination of Chris Cammeron by nailing him with a Lariat! Cammeron lands on his stomach, and is lifted to his feet by Vinny D. Vince then grabs him by the neck, and executes a Chokeslam into a Seated Powerbomb! ]
Eddie Sensation - DAMN!!! WHAT A MOVE!!!
The Informer - Vinny D showing he doesn't have any ring rust like we predicted!
[ Vinny then nails Cammeron with a Powerbomb, and a Rolling Thunder Belly To Belly Suplex. He then picks up Cammeron, and throws him into the corner. Vinny D climbs to the second rope behind Cammeron, and locks on "Twised Justice." ]
Vic Canon - Hey! That's not fair! That's a choke!
Eddie Sensation - Who cares! Cammeron doesn't have a chance!
The Informer - Vinny D has Cammeron in the air now! ...WHAM! VERTIBUSTER!
Vic Canon - Perfectly executed! We all know what's next!
Eddie Sensation - [In Mortal Combat narrator voice...] FINISH HIM!
The Informer - Vinny D has him set up.... HERE COMES!!!
Vic Canon - WHAM!!!! BARELY LEGAL!
Eddie Sensation - He covers him... 1... 2... 3!
Chris Myers - The winner of this match.... "The Original Outlaw" Vinny D!
WINNER: "The Original Outlaw" Vinny D w/ Barely Legal by Pinfall
The Informer - And that's all for Chris Cammeron! Vinny D with an impressive win!
Vic Canon - He's sending the message out to Deuce! Vinny D looks to be in perfect shape!
Eddie Sensation - Damn right!
The Informer - Wait a minute... Vinny D just grabbed that suitcase!
Eddie Sensation - Batter up!!
Vic Canon - GOOD LORD!! He just cracked Cammeron right in the forehead with that steel suitcase!!!! Now he's going to the outside.... and he's got a chair!!
The Informer - This isn't right, he's got to stop this!!! Get some help for Cammeron!!!
Eddie Sensation - What a welcoming wagon for Cammeron!! HAHAHA!!
CRACK
CRACK
CRACK
The Informer - Jesus!! Three vicious chair shots, for what? Cammeron does not deserve this!!
Vic Canon - He just tossed Cammeron out of the ring, he's adjusting his shirt... Pathetic! This man is dispicable!!
Eddie Sensation - I love it!! Wait, he's calling for a mic!! More words from Vinny D!
"The Original Outlaw" Vinny D - Last Sunday....
[ An immediate chorus of boos ring out in reaction to Vinny D speaking ]
"The Original Outlaw" Vinny D - Shut up.
[ More boos ]
"The Original Outlaw" Vinny D - Last Sunday, I laid waste to Big Daddy Deuce. Right in the center of the ring, I made him pay. But why? Why did I do what I did? Isn't Deuce my friend?
[ An asshole chant breaks out ]
"The Original Outlaw" Vinny D - Well, you're all inbreds, you don't see me chanting that do you?? I wouldn't want to offend any of you, now, would I?
[ More boos ]
"The Original Outlaw" Vinny D - Deuce, anyone who knows me well, knows I'm a patient man. I mean, I get angry quickly, but I know how to wait to satisfy my need for revenge. That is why Deuce, I did what I did at Family Reunion. I waited and waited, for two long years.... But my revenge came, and boy oh boy was it sweet!!! One of the most exciting experiences in my lifetime Deuce--thanks to you, all thanks to you!!! It felt better than I could have imagined Deuce!
[ The fans start chanting Deuce's name ]
"The Original Outlaw" Vinny D - Oh please, you're hurting my feelings...
[ Vince stops and waits, the chant dies down ]
"The Original Outlaw" Vinny D - Deuce, it all started with RX. I was the one who backed for you, you get in, and all of a sudden, I become nothing to you. Me and Nick were the ones running the show, yet to you, it was just Nick. Whenever you had to do something, you'd run your ass to Nick, and the only way I would know of something, was if Nick told me, or when I saw it happen... My authority didn't seem to matter to you at all, not even just my authority, but the fact that I got you your ticket to RX.
[ The fans boo loudly ]
"The Original Outlaw" Vinny D - Then the 3D came along. Of course at the end, Vinny D was left out in the cold, but how did that happen?? It's interesting enough, you know, back in the day, the explanation I was given was cut and dry or at least it seemed to be to the people I got it from. I told you Deuce that I wouldn't be able to make it back in time to do what would have been expected of me. Apparently Deuce when you were talking to me, your ears weren't too clean, cause what i told you, and the message you delivered were two totally different things. Deuce I told you I would go along no prob, I told you to tell the boys to start things up and that you get whatever you needed to get ready for me, and when I got back, I'd do my thing.... Once again, something happened. I guess I was the fool Deuce, you got me twice... But Deuce, I don't want the beating I gave you to throw you off track. Just move on, like nothing happened, to come back and try to get yourself revenge, just let it slide, you don't want anymore of this, trust me...
[ The fans start up another asshole chant ]
"The Original Outlaw" Vinny D - Once again how about you load of inbreds just shut up? Deuce, I could go on like this all night, but in all honesty...
[ The sounds of a V-Twin Harley roars through the arena. Vinny D looks in amazement as the lights black out and a single headlight shines from the backstage area. ]
The Informer - I think we know what those keys were for...
[ The lights come back on and the crowd roars as Deuce pulls to a stop at the top of the ramp on Vinny D's brand new Harley Davidson. Deuce refs teh engine a couple times barely crowning out the crowd. He shuts the engine off and climbs off the bike he reaches into the back of his pants and pulls out a microphone. ]
Deuce - Vince Black... "Top Dollar".... [Sarcastically] OUTLAAAAW. How do you like this ride I found in the back? It looks a little bit like the bike you used to ride back in the day... wait a minute there is a name on the license plate.... VIN E D! VINCE!! I found your bike...
[ The crowd roars. ]
"The Original Outlaw" Vinny D - Deuce.. you sunova... you do anything to my bike so help me...
Deuce - Wait Vince... I'm not gonna do anything to you precious little tricycle... YET!
Deuce - Vince, I was sitting in your dressing room, watching your match... watching you punish the fresh blood like he'd been in the EWA as long as... well someone like me. And then I started laughing listening to your little shpiel about how I never "respected" you... how you had always had this grudge on the Bigg Daddy.
[ The crowd starts to chant... B-D-D! B-D-D! ]
Deuce - Listen Vince... if you listen real hard and concentrate you will realize that they aren't chanting your name....
[ The chant changes from B-D-D! to an asshole chant. ]
Deuce - NOW Vince.. they're chanting your name baby... it's interesting Vince... if you had a grudge with me so big why did you have to pay Nick off to get me in the ring when you were always right there by my side... riding my coat tails? Why was it that when you took over the DOA Pro that you begged and pleaded for the Bigg Daddy to stay on and commentate? Why is that Vince?
Deuce - Or was that when you decided that you were better than me? Was it then that you were gonna start this little war with me? This is getting boring Vince... but before I take my new bike for a ride let me remind you of something.... You don't want the Deuce... because YOU... CAN'T HANDLE... THE DEUCE!!!
[ Deuce tucks the mic in the back of his pants and climbs onto the Harley he fires it up with the crowd roaring with it. He revs the engine a couple times and kicks it into first gear. He starts to head toward the ring as Vinny D climbs out of the ring and heads up the ramp. Deuce pops the clutch and guns it heading straight for Vinny D who makes a quick about face and dives back into the ring. ]
The Informer - Vinny D better watch out... Deuce is circling the ring on the Fatboy Harley Davidson.
Eddie Sensation - Thats grand theft... CYCLE! Someone call the police... GET SECURITY IN HERE!!
[ Deuce heads back up the ramp and into the backstage area. ]
Vic Canon - Where is Deuce going?
Eddie Sensation - DEUCE IS STEALING VINNY D'S FAVORITE MOTORCYCLE! It doesn't matter where he's going!
The Informer - Well folks, there is a cameraman desperately trying to keep up with Bigg Daddy as he rides that bike right out to the parking lot.
Vic Canon - He just stopped...?
Eddie Sensation - Finally.. maybe Deuce has a little sense of reason and has decided to return the motorcycle to its rightful owner.
[ Deuce shuts the bike off and climbs off of it. He takes the mic out of the back of his pants once again. ]
Deuce - Hey Vince... OH VINNY! I know you're watching baby... I gotta tell you. This is a NICE bike... too bad you won't ever get to ride it again.
Eddie Sensation - What's he talking about... What is he talking about?
[ Deuce walks off screen and comes back with his Louisville slugger. ]
Deuce - Its a shame.. all this American Steel... going to waste hauling you're dead weight around... but not anymore cause I'm gonna treat it like Ol' Yeller...
Vic Canon - Ol' Yeller?
Eddie Sensation - NO! SECURITY STOP HIM! STOP HIM!
The Informer - Look at Vinny D!!! He's furious!!
[ Deuce puts the mic on the ground and takes the bat off his shoulder. He stands ready to strike the bike with a mighty blow. He looks at the bike then looks at the bat... he looks again at the bike and then looks at the camera with a vicious grin. ]
Deuce - Too easy to fix... not enough damage.
[ Deuce drops the bat as it rolls away another engine can be heard. ]
Eddie Sensation - What in the hell is that?
Vic Canon - Deuce at the drivers seat of his Hummer!
Eddie Sensation - WHAT'S HE GONNA DO!?
Vic Canon - ....!!!!!!! Thats what!
[ Deuce with his foot planted firmly on the brake floors the gas of his Hummer leaving a trail of black smoke from his tires. ]
The Informer - He wouldn't?
Vic Canon - He did!!!!!
[ Deuce lets off the brake as the back tires find grond and careen straight toward the Harley. Without even a flinch Deuce's Hummer smashes into and over the Harley. The Hummer comes to a screaching halt and Deuce hangs his head out of the window. ]
Deuce - Not bad. Let's do it again.
[ The crowd roars. ]
Eddie Sensation - NOT AGAIN, NOT AGAAAIN!
[ Deuce puts the Hummer in reverse and backs over the Harley this time crushing any part that might have been missed by the first crushing blow. Deuce puts the Hummer in park and opens the driver side door. He picks up his bat and walks to the back of the heap of rubble that used to be Vinny D's Harley. ]
Deuce - Look.. a momento.
[ Deuce bends over and yanks on the bent license plate off the crumbled steel frame. ]
Deuce - Hey Vinny D... here's twenty bucks so you can call a cab for the ride home. Next time when I decide to run over something... its not gonna be a heap of iron and steel... its gonna be a pile of blood and bones.
[ Deuce tosses the bat into the back of the Hummer and climbs into the drivers seat. He puts it in drive and drives away laughing. ]
[ The EWA Video Wall goes black. A series of commercials of EWA sponcers are shown. ]
Vic Canon - Fans we're going to Rob DiMarco who's going to try to get a word with Vinny D.
Eddie Sensation - Well, he's got some real big grapefruits cause Vinny D ain't in the best of moods....
[ The camera goes to a view of the lockeroom area, Vinny D burst out of his dressing room, bag in hand, and Rob DiMarco tries to stop him ]
Rob DiMarco - Mr. Outlaw. Do you think you could give me a word on what happened out there with Deuce earlier tonight?
[ Vinny D does not even look at DiMarco, he continues to walk, and DiMarco speeds up a little to catch up ]
Rob DiMarco - Mr. Di Nardo, please. Just a quick word on what happened and what you plan on doing about that heap of steel that was your bike.....
[ Once again Vinny D doesn't even look DiMarco's way. Vince continues to walk, and DiMarco stops and looks, then, a big mistake ]
Rob DiMarco - Hey Outlaw. Don't you think you got what you deserved tonight? Isn't it about time, someone stuck it to you?
[ Vinny D stops dead in his tracks. He drops the bag he was carrying, turns and makes his way toward DiMarco. DiMarco, who looks just a little stuneed, does not move. Vinny D lunges at DiMarco, wraps his hand around DiMarco's throat and thrusts him towards the closest wall ]
"The Original Outlaw" Vinny D - You think i got what I deserved? Huh? YOU THINK I GOT WHAT I DESERVED? DO YOU?
[ DiMarco, can't answer because Vinny D has a tight hold of his neck, but he manages to nod slightly. Vinny D gets close into DiMarco's face. Nose to nose with DiMarco, Vinny D speaks ]
"The Original Outlaw" Vinny D - Maybe..... Maybe I did.......
[ Vinny D releases the grasp on DiMarco's neck, and walks off slowly, not looking back once, DiMarco watches him, rubbing his neck, but left confused at what just happened ]
[ The arena lights flicker, fade, then shut off. Suddenly "What You Got" by Reveille blasts over the speakers as neon green and white pyro shoots up from around the entrance area. The arena is filled with neon green lasers and spotlights swiveling around in a random pattern. Nomad emerges from the entrance curtain wearing a black Nomad logo T-Shirt, black cargo pants, and black steel-toe paratrooper-issue stomping boots. He walks down to the ring and climbs in as the lights go back to normal. He pulls a mic out of his pocket, and waits for the music to stop ]
Nomad - Alright. I came out here for one reason and one reason-
[ The fans are booing so loudly you can barely hear Nomad as a whisper over the PA system ]
Nomad - SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! I came out here for one thing, and I'm gonna' take care of it RIGHT NOW. Norwood....get your ass out here NOW.
[ Nomad waits for a minute, but no one comes out ]
Nomad - COMISSIONER DREW NORWOOD, GET YOUR SORRY ASS OUT TO THIS RING RIGHT NOW, OR-
[ Suddenly Nomad is silenced as "There Goes the Neighborhood" blasts through the arean. "Shadowhawk" Drew Norwood steps out from the curtain and walks down to the ring. He grabs a mic from someone at ringside, and climbs into the ring ]
Drew Norwood - Or WHAT?
Nomad - Or I would have come back there and found you myself. But I guess that doesn't matter, does it? I don't have any problems with you, Norwood. But you're the one man who can give me what I want.
Drew Norwood - And what's that?
Nomad - Under official EWA rules, I'm entitled to a rematch at a place and time of my choosing. And I want that rematch RIGHT HERE, TONIGHT. WITH MY INTERNATIONAL TITLE ON THE LINE.
Drew Norwood - Cody Covington is not prepared for action tonight. You can have your rematch, but not tonight.
Nomad - I don't give a shit if he's prepared!!! I know he's here, so I want that match TONIGHT!!!
[ Commissioner Norwood gets a look of cold resignation on his face ]
Drew Norwood - You want your match? Fine. You have your match. But it's going to be a NO DISQUALIFICATION match for the EWA International Title. I hope you enjoy your ass-kicking.
[ Drew Norwood walks out of the arena, leaving Nomad in the ring, smiling ]
[ A few EWA crew members are standing around talking about EWA Family Reunion… ]
Johnny - Can you believe Delsante and The Hustler are back? That one came out of left field.
Rick - Yeah, well let's see if they actually make any impact from here on in. Somehow, I doubt it.
Sandra - Hey, I don't care about that! What a match between Hardcore and Tyler!
[ Both men agree… ]
Sandra - Best match in the EWA since " I Respect You!"… that's for sure.
Rick - Damn right.
Johnny - Hey, what about that stunt Nick, Vince and Deuce pulled? What did you think?
Sandra - I think it was well thought out.
Rick - Yeah, yeah… it was a pretty good plot, but come on already. Diamante's gone evil again? How many times are we gonna have to put up with him and his annoying ways.
[ Out of nowhere, Diamante casually walks by with a smirk on his face and stands behind the 3 crew members… ]
Rick - Let's face it… he's always trying to get some attention around here. I thought the dude had totally fallen off his rocker when he was acting like he was in love with Stone… but I don't know. He needs to get into the ring, stop fooling around and prove he's such an amazing "champion". Like he thinks he is…
[ The 2 crew members, excluding Rick, realize that "TDS" is standing right behind him. Both paralyzed by fear, they back off slightly and attempt to say something, but don't out of fear for their own well-beings. Nick Diamante spots a fire extinguisher on the wall and grabs it… ]
Rick - I mean, yeah… sure… the guy is good and all. But he's never been the Heavyweight Champion of the EWA, so until then… what can he possibly say is SO good about himself?
[ Diamante pulls the pin… ]
Eddie Sensation - UH OH! HAHA! That Rick… he's always had a big mouth!
Rick - Hell, if I was 10 years younger and I had trained to be a pro wrestler…
[ WHAM… Diamante pulls the trigger and absolutely begins to spray Rick with the extinguisher. Rick falls to the floor and slips and slides all over the place… ]
The Informer - Look at him! He thinks he can bully around anyone!
Vic Canon - The nerve of him!
[ "TDS" stops spraying… ]
"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - See, that's why I'm the superstar and you're the punk who builds the ring I perform in.
[ Diamante drops the extinguisher and walks away as the camera closes in on the crew member who's on the floor covered in the extinguisher fluid… ]
| Pre-Match Interview with The Zodiac
|
[ We can see The Zodiac's locker room door kicked it, and a mess all over the place. Rachel Stevens is standing infront of the room. ]
Rachel Stevens - I'm here in front of The Zodiacs locker room, where he's been viciously assaulted! There's no word on who did this, and I have no clue if he's in good enough shape to wrestle here tonight!
[ Suddenly, Rocky Blonde walks out of the locker room with a baseball bat in hand. ]
Rachel Stevens - ROCKY BLONDE?! DID YOU DO THIS?!
Rocky Blonde - NOPE! IT WAS THE ONE ARMED MAN!
Rachel Stevens - ...?
Rocky Blonde - OF COURSE IT WAS ME YOU SLUT!
Rachel Stevens - Excuse me?!
Rocky Blonde - YOU HEARD ME BITCH!
Rachel Stevens - Why would you do such a think to The Zodiac?!
Rocky Blonde - WHO THE HELL IS THE ZODIAC?!
Rachel Stevens - Uhmm... the guy you just beat up?
Rocky Blonde - Zodiac, nothing personal. Your lockerroom was just the closest to me. I just needed to beat the shit out of some people, and he was closest!
Rachel Stevens - Some PEOPLE? Who's next then?!
Rocky Blonde - ......YOU ARE!
Rachel Stevens - WHAT?!
Rocky Blonde - HAHAH!!! I'm just fucking with you Rachel! Who's next?! Whoever steps in line!
Rachel Stevens - Well, since you just beat the shit out of The Zodiac.. why don't you take his place in the match he's supposed to be in?
Rocky Blonde - MATCH?
Rachel Stevens - Yeah! North American Title Match! AGAINST EL GIGANTE!
Rocky Blonde - MEXICANO, I'M COMING FOR YOU!!!!!!!
| Pre-Match Interview with El GiGante
|
[ Rob DiMarco stands in front of an EWA logo that hangs on a wall. DiMarco has a confused look on his face. He puts his cordless mic under his mouth and speaks softly. ]
Rob DiMarco - I'm supposed to meet the north american champion, El GiGante right now but he's no where to be found.
[ DiMarco clears his throat. ]
Rob DiMarco - Mr. GiGante is scheduled to go one on with The Zodiac with his north american championship on the line. Hopefully he'll show up sometime soon.....
SILENCIO!
[ A voice over the loud speaker is heard over everyone else. ]
EWA North American Title Match
"Soul SurViVa" El GiGante (c) VS The Zodiac
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1 Month and still no title change.....
Is someone going to ever step up to the plate?
Will someone ever overcome the odds?
Or is it just impossible?
Can it be done?
1 by 1 they've all fallen to the "Soul SurViVa"!
Is there anyone in this damn division that has the talent to beat the task at hand?
Its time....
Mission - Revolution, Chapter 3!
Zodiac... we're going to see if your tough enough to last in the fastest growing divisions thus far.
Let....
IT......
BEGIN!
[ The voice-over stops. "Superthug" by Norega hits the speakers. The familiar tune makes the arena go in a frenzy. "Soul SurViVa" El GiGante steps out from the back. Following him is his manager/agent, Donny Michaels. Donny holds a mic in his hand as the two slowly stride down to the ring. ]
Donny Michaels - Standing in at 5 foot, 10 inches and weighing in at 180 pounds from Madrid, Spain........ Your North American champion..... The "Soul SurViVa"....
El
GIGANTE!
Crowd - Soul SurViVa! Soul SurViVa! Soul SurViVa! Soul SurViVa!
[ GiGante doesn't a front flip into the ring. He throws his arm's up at the crowd and gets another large pop. Donny hands GiGante the mic. GiGante circles around the ring for a couple seconds. He puts the mic under his mouth and out of respect the crowd quiets down. ]
"Soul SurViVa" El GiGante - Gracias Donny, gracias! Tonight New Jersey you will all be enlightened as da third chapter of my Revolutionary mission goes down!
[ Pop. ]
"Soul SurViVa" El GiGante - And da third victim will be da Zodiac!
[ Another pop. ]
"Soul SurViVa" El GiGante - If you people haven't noticed dis motha fucka is serious! For da past couple of weeks I've preached about dis division getting unnoticed and dis division getting no recognition. Well, like I said dats da end of dat because from now on dis division will be da main attraction of Tuesday Night Heat. Dis division will gets its respect that it should get. Dis division is going ta change da world of wrestling around. And dis division is lead by your north american champion.... ME!
[ Bigger Pop. ]
"Soul SurViVa" El GiGante - Like Donny said. Tonight we will find out if da Zodiac is tough enough ta hang in da north american division or not. Only da strong will survive here. Zodiac, tonight we will find out what your all about. Tonight GiGante makes your ass famous. Tonight I'm giving you da shot to become da north american champion. If I was you I would be real thankful. If it wasn't for me Mister Zodiac you wouldn't have even been noticed at all. There's no more fucking around, Zodiac. Tonight is your night. Show me your good enough ta last in mah division. If not den your ass will be back ta where it used to be. I hope your ready esa....
"Soul SurViVa" El GiGante - Zodiac, you and the rest of the EWA will soon come ta realization dat dis esa is no fucking joke. Trust mah every word and be prepared.
LET IT BEGIN!
[ GiGante hands Michaels the mic and goes over to his corner. ]
[ "Cowboys from Hell" by Pantera blasts through the speakers... ]
Chris Myers - And his opponent... standing 6'1" and weighing in at 235 pounds, from Brooklyn, New York, Rocky Blonde!
[ Rocky Blonde steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring. ]
The Informer - LOOK OUT!!!! ROCKY BLONDE IS RUNNING OUT HERE AT FULL SPEED! HE SLIDES INTO THE RING...
Vic Canon - SPEAR ON EL GIGANTE!
[ Ding, Ding, Ding! ]
Vic Canon - GiGante gets back up.... Drop kick by Blonde! He gets up again.... CLOTHESLINE!
Eddie Sensation - He's on fire!
The Informer - Rocky Blonde picks up El GiGante..... REVERSE DDT!!!
[ Rocky Blonde continues his assault on GiGante by nailing him with a Neckbreaker, a Single Arm DDT, and a Powerbomb!! ]
Vic Canon - COVER HIM ROCKY!
Eddie Sensation - No! Blonde is going to the outside! What the hell is he doing?!
The Informer - OH NO! HE'S GOT A STEEL CHAIR! WHAT'S HE DOING THIS FOR?!?!?
Vic Canon - I HAVE NO IDEA!!!
Eddie Sensation - Blonde is in the ring! GiGante is getting up.... LOOK OUT!!!!
The Informer - WHAM!!!!!!!!! BLONDE NAILED HIM WITH THE CHAIR!!
Chris Myers - The winner of this match by Disqualification, and STILL EWA North American Champion.... "Soul SurViVa" El GiGante!
WINNER: "Soul SurViVa" El GiGante by Disqualification
Vic Canon - Rocky Blonde still isn't finished with him! Blonde sets him up on the top rope.... What's he going to do?!
Eddie Sensation - .......!!!!!!!!!!
The Informer - ENTRANCE TO PARADISE!!! ROCKY BLONDE NAILED HIM WITH IT!!!! THE EWA NORTH AMERICAN CHAMPION HAS JUST TAKEN A BEATING FROM ROCKY BLONDE!
Vic Canon - But WHY?!
Eddie Sensation - Who knows! All I know is the Mexican Mafia is coming for Rocky Blonde!
The Informer - Sure they are...
[ Rocky Blonde leaves El GiGante in the middle of the ring, and walks to the back. On his way up the ramp, a fan throws a sign infront of him. Rocky Blonde rips it up into pieces, and throws it at the fan. He then walks backstage. ]
[ The EWA Video Wall goes black. A series of commercials of EWA sponcers are shown. ]
| Pre-Match Interview with Rick Randle
|
[ Backstage we see Rachel Stevens, obviously not happy about it, standing next to Rick Randle. The newcomer is smiling widely, and almost laughs right in the woman's face when she starts her interview. ]
Rachel Stevens - One of four men in tonight's Extreme Title match, Rick Randle, you certainly are the X-factor as this is your EWA debut.
Rick Randle - Hey, I want to apologize for what I said to you yesterday in the hotel.
Rachel Stevens - Oh, it's okay.
[ Stevens smiles at him, and Randle rips the mic out of her hands! ]
Rick Randle - Yeah, apologize to all the flea market chicks across the country who I compared to a hog-faced troll like you!
[ Rachel takes off crying down the hallway, and Randle turns to the camera. ]
Rick Randle - Boo hoo! Bitch can't take a joke...and speaking of bitches...the other three men in tonight's Extreme match have NO idea what's about to hit 'em! Am I rookie? Yes! But debut or not, experience or not...there's no substitute for God-given talent! Heck, God loved me so much that he appointed me the Messiah of a dying world; the world of wrestling.
[ Randle stand up straight, bow his head, and mocks a prayer. ]
Rick Randle - My father, who are't in heaven...hallowed be thy name. Give me this night my daily victory. Let my title come. Let my will take place in the ring as it does everywhere else. Forgive me for crippling three men...they know not what they do by stepping into my arena. Yea thou I walk through the valley of the shadow of mediocrity, I shall fear no defeat, for I am Rick Randle.
[ He raises his head and stares hard into the camera. ]
Rick Randle - Amen!
[ Scene fades out. ]
| Pre-Match Interview with Tiki Tortez
|
[ The scene cuts in to Rob DiMarco, standing diligently as, EWA Superstar, Tiki Tortez steps into view. Immediate boos can be heard from the crowd as Tortez walks up to DiMarco. ]
Rob DiMarco - Hello Tiki, would you mind if I had a few words with you before your match?
"Tricky" Tiki Tortez - I thought I expressed my hatred toward these animals enough already, but if it pleases you, continue.
Rob DiMarco - Alright, first question...how does it feel to finally be back in the ring?
"Tricky" Tiki Tortez - Feels the same as before, just more douche bags filling up the space. I told you all this before DiMarco, I'm not here for the crowd support, I'm not here for the fans, I'm not here for Tom Stone...I am here for gold, and until its wrapped around my waist, I could give two shits about what you or anyone else here expects of me.
Rob DiMarco - Well, do you feel that there is a slight chance you won't win the Extreme Title tonight?
"Tricky" Tiki Tortez - Of course not, I've got this one in the bag. But in all actuality, I never lost my title. This extreme title has been mine since July 18, of last year. Just some scumbag coming around and wrapping it around their waist isn't going to change that.
Rob DiMarco - And Scythe...
"Tricky" Tiki Tortez - Shut your mouth now before I shove my fist in it. You will not say that assholes name, you will not mention his name, and I'll be damned if you call him a champion. He braaaaapped on my title, ON MY EXTREME TITLE...and no one DiMarco, no one, gets away with that.
[ Tugs on DiMarco's collar. ]
"Tricky" Tiki Tortez - Understood?
Rob DiMarco - Well, yes...
"Tricky" Tiki Tortez - Now if you don't mind, I have a match to get to.
Rob DiMarco - Well best of luck to you...
[ Tiki stops walking and turns around. ]
"Tricky" Tiki Tortez - I don't need luck.
Rob DiMarco - I didn't mean it like...
"Tricky" Tiki Tortez - Just stick around, this shouldn't take too long.
Rob DiMarco - Alright.
"Tricky" Tiki Tortez - And one more thing...
Rob DiMarco - Yes?
"Tricky" Tiki Tortez - Don't wear that shirt ever again.
Rob DiMarco - What's wrong with it?
"Tricky" Tiki Tortez - It pisses me off.
Rob DiMarco - Its just an EWA shirt.
"Tricky" Tiki Tortez - I suggest you heed my warning, now get out of here...I have a few scumbags to deal with.
[ Tortez walks out of the camera view and toward the entrance as DiMarco looks back at the lens. ]
Rob DiMarco - That is one strange guy.
[ Fade Out ]
Four Way EWA Extreme Title Match
Scythe (c) VS Leon Sharpe VS Rick Randle VS "Tricky" Tiki Tortez
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Chris Myers - This next match is scheduled for one fall, and is for the EWA Extreme Championship!!
[ "It's Been A While" by Staind blasts through the speakers... ]
Chris Myers - Introducing first... standing 6'1" and weighing in at 230 pounds, from Truth or Consequences, New Mexico, Scythe!
[ Scythe steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring. ]
[ "God of Thunder" by KISS blasts through the speakers... ]
Chris Myers - And his opponent... standing 6'11" and weighing in at 304 pounds, from Kingman, Arizona, "The Thundergod" Leon Sharpe!
[ "The Thundergod" Leon Sharpe steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring. ]
[ "Rollin (Urban Assault Vehicle Remix)" by Limp Bizkit blasts through the speakers... ]
Chris Myers - Next... standing 6'2" and weighing in at 235 pounds, from Richmond, VA, Rick Randle!
[ Rick Randle steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring. ]
[ "Break Stuff" by Limp Bizkit blasts through the speakers... ]
Chris Myers - Finally... standing 6'6" and weighing in at 252 pounds, from New York City, New York, "Tricky" Tiki Tortez!
[ "Tricky" Tiki Tortez steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring. ]
[ Ding, Ding, Ding! ]
The Informer - And here we go! Four way EWA Extreme Title Match!
[ Leon Sharpe pokes Scythe in the eyes, and pulls him towards him. Tortez and Randle sit on the top tournbuckles watching Sharpe. Sharpe grabs Scythe, and nails him with 3 Powerbombs. He then chokeslams Scythe, and finishes him by nailing him with The LS Special twice in the middle of the ring. Sharpe looks at Tortez and Randle, and then walks out of the ring and heads backstage. ]
Vic Canon - WHAT THE HELL?! SHARPE IS LEAVING?! AFTER ALL THAT DOMINATION, HE LEAVES?!
Eddie Sensation - I guess he only wanted to beat the shit out of Scythe! This leaves us with three guys now!
[ Tiki Tortez jumps off the top rope, and picks up Scythe. He nails him with a Running Powerslam, a Vertical Suplex, a German Suplex, a Reverse Suplex, a Face-Buster, and finally a Top-Rope Suplex. Tiki Tortez then calls for Trick or Treat! ]
The Informer - This is the end! Here comes!
Vic Canon - LOOK OUT!!!!! MY GOD!!! TORTEZ JUST CLOTHELSINED RICK RANDLE OFF THE TOP ROPE WHERE RANDLE WAS JUST WATCHING THE ASSAULT!!
Eddie Sensation - RANDLE IS ON THE FLOOR IN FRONT OF US!!!
The Informer - Tortez lifts Scythe to his feet......... TRICK OR TREAT!!!!!!! HE NAILED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vic Canon - COVER!!!!!!! 1..................
Eddie Sensation - WHO THE HELL?! HEY! THAT'S...... THAT'S.........
The Informer - THAT'S ARTHRYN!!!!!!!!! ARTHRYN IS IN THE RING!!!!! HE JUST KICKED TORTEZ IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD, AND THREW HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE!!!!!!
Vic Canon - ARTHRYN IS BACK IN THE EWA?!?!
Eddie Sensation - WHO KNOWS! ALL I KNOW IS HE JUST COST TORTEZ THE EWA EXTREME TITLE!
The Informer - AND NOW RICK RANDLE IS GETTING INTO THE RING!
Vic Canon - Randle picks up Scythe...... LOOK OUT!!!!
Eddie Sensation - OOOOOH!!!!!!! NICE MOVE!!!!!
The Informer - RICK-OCHET!!!!! RANDLE NAILED IT!!!!! HE COVERS SCYTHE..... 1......... 2........ 3!!!!!!
Chris Myers - The winner of this match.... and NEW EWA EXTREME CHAMPION, RICK RANDLE!!!
WINNER: Rick Randle w/ Rick-ochet by Pinfall
Vic Canon - The newcomer Rick Randle has just won the EWA Extreme Title in his first ever EWA Match! What a night for Rick Randle!
Eddie Sensation - SO IS ARTHRYN BACK OR WHAT?!?!!
The Informer - Who knows Eddie! I sure don't! We'll find out by next week, I'm sure.
[ Rick Randle stands at the top of the entrance ramp with the EWA Extreme Title over his head. The fans cheer him, when suddenly... ]
Vic Canon - WHAT THE HELL??!?!
Eddie Sensation - OH MY GOD!!!! IT'S ICE!!!!!!
The Informer - WHAT THE SHIT?!?! ICE IN THE EWA??!?! SINCE WHEN?!?!?!
Vic Canon - SINCE TONIGHT! ICE IS STANDING BEHIND RICK RANDLE! RANDLE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW IT!
Eddie Sensation - FROM BEHIND, ICE GRABS RANDLE.......
CRASH!
The Informer - OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!! ICE JUST THREW RICK RANDLE OFF THE ENTRANCE RAMP THROUGH SOME TABLES, CRATES AND TV MONITORS!!!!!! RANDLE IS OUT COLD!!!!! GET SOME PARAMEDICS OUT HERE!!!!!!
Vic Canon - AND NOW ICE IS STANDING AT THE TOP OF THE ENTRANCE RAMP WITH HIS ARMS OVER HIS HEAD, AND THE EWA EXTREME TITLE IN ONE HAND!!!!!!
Eddie Sensation - HAS HE COME BACK FOR IT?!?!!
The Informer - OBVIOUSLY!!!!!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!!!! NEW CHAMPION, AND ARTHRYN AND ICE ARE BACK IN THE EWA!!!!! WHAT A SERIES OF EVENTS!!!!!! WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK FANS!!!!!!!
[ The EWA Video Wall goes black. A series of commercials of EWA sponcers are shown. ]
| Pre-Match Interview with Holden Raines
|
[ Inside Holden Raines' locker room, the television champion is getting prepared for his match with his usual pre-match tradition...staring at the floor. ]
KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCK!
[ Holden is still staring at the floor... ]
"Excuse me Mr. Raines? Mr. Raines, can I...uh...come in?"
[ Still staring at the floor, when Rob DiMarco timidly walks in. He looks down at Holden, who continues his 'warm ups'... ]
Rob DiMarco - Mr. Raines...can I PLEASE ask my questions about your match?
[ Still staring... ]
Rob DiMarco - I'll take that as a yes. You say that Anton Bailey is your next victim. How will you go about victimizing him?
[ Still staring... ]
Rob DiMarco - COME ON HOLDEN! Give me something?!!
[ Still staring... ]
Rob DiMarco - Ok...maybe that wasn't the right question. Let's try another one. How did it feel becoming the Television champion a couple weeks ago? Any thoughts?
[ Still staring... ]
Rob DiMarco - THAT'S IT! I GIVE UP!
[ DiMarco tosses his papers up in the air and heads out of the room. Holden still has his head towards the ground, as DiMarco opens the door... ]
Holden Raines - Bye.
[ DiMarco looks back... ]
Rob DiMarco - UGH!
[ He walks out, as Holden looks up and smiles devilishly. ]
EWA Television Title Match
Holden Raines (c) VS Anton Bailey
|
Chris Myers - This next match is scheduled for one fall, and is for the EWA Television Championship!
[ "My Hero" by Foo Fighters blasts through the speakers... ]
Chris Myers - Introducing first... standing 6'4" and weighing in at 240 pounds, from Tucson, Arizona, Anton Bailey!
[ Anton Bailey steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring. ]
The Informer - If you ask me, Anton Bailey doesn't look himself.
Vic Canon - I think the whole Rachel Stevens case is on his mind. He shouldn't be wrestling at all until this is over with! It's just going to stick in his head!
Eddie Sensation - He should take out his anger on Holden Raines!
[ "Schism" by Tool blasts through the speakers... ]
Chris Myers - And his opponent... standing 6'2" and weighing in at 230 pounds, from Cleveland, Ohio, Holden Raines!
[ Holden Raines steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring. ]
[ Ding, Ding, Ding! ]
The Informer - And here we go!
[ They lock up, and Holden Raines takes advantage of the mentally distracted Anton Bailey. Raines hits him with a succession of moves like a Rolling Necksnap/Dropkick Combo, a Springboard Plancha off the top rope, a 450 Guillotine Leg Drop, and a Shooting Star Press! ]
Vic Canon - MY GOD!!!!! HOLDEN RAINES WITH ANOTHER IMPRESSIVE, HIGH RISK MOVE!!!!!
Eddie Sensation - Anton Bailey has had many chances to capitalize and/or reverse moves.... he's really messed up mentally right now!
The Informer - Holden Raines is ready to end this one! He's calling for the Rainmaker!
Vic Canon - Kick to the gut! LOOK OUT!!!!
Eddie Sensation - WHAM!!!!!!!!!!
The Informer - THE RAINMAKER!!!! THE REF COUNTS.... 1.... 2..... 3!!!!
Chris Myers - The winner of this match, and STILL EWA Television Champion... Holden Raines!
WINNER: Holden Raines w/ Rainmaker by Pinfall
Vic Canon - Very impressive win by Holden Raines!
Eddie Sensation - And a very pathetic outing by Anton Bailey!
The Informer - Both these men have serious things to look forward to. Holden Raines has a great career infront of him, and Bailey has a huge lawsuit!
Vic Canon - I wonder which would be more dramatic to watch!
Eddie Sensation - HAHAH!!
The Informer - We'll be right back...
[ The EWA Video Wall goes black. A series of commercials of EWA sponcers are shown. ]
| Interview with "The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante
|
The Informer - Fans, welcome back to Tuesday Night Heat! We've got all kin-
[ Suddenly, the arena falls to complete darkness. A voice begins to speak over the system… ]
"A lot of things in life are guaranteed, and even though we don't want to comprehend the potential consequences… we tend to fear what we know is present. Just like Cancer… you knew I was here… but you NEVER… wanted… to ask… "WHEN?"
[ The opening riffs of "Sad But True" by Metallica hit the system as the EWA video wall fills with graphics of what appear to be vermin or some sort of insects crawling all over… ]
The Informer - What in the world is going on?
[ Just then the truth becomes apparent. Fresh off of one of the biggest betrayals and scandals in EWA history, "The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante steps out in front of a capacity audience for the first time since Family Reunion… ]
Eddie Sensation - YES! YES! YES!
Vic Canon - No.
Eddie Sensation - YES! IT'S THE DIAMOND STUD! THE REAL DIAMOND STUD! THE EVIL DIAMOND STUD! THE COCKY DIAMOND STUD! THE DIAMOND STUD WHO'S BEEN FEARED MORE THAN ANY MAN IN THIS INDUSTRY FOR LONGER THAN VIC CANON'S GONE WITHOUT SEX!
[ Nick Diamante walks out looking like he never has before. He's clad in a pair of bright orange coveralls resembling those of a prison inmate. On the back, a huge TDS Spider logo in black with a faint white outline. His hair is finely braided as he runs his hands through it to take a look at the capacity crowd. Diamante removes his dark shades for a moment and instantly grabs his mouth places the shades back on… ]
The Informer - Oh, hilarious! Believe me Diamante… they wanna puke right now just as much as you want to.
I'M YOUR DREAM, MAKE YOU REAL
I'M YOUR EYES WHEN YOU MUST STEAL
I'M YOUR PAIN WHEN YOU CAN'T FEEL
SAD BUT TRUE
I'M YOUR DREAM, MIND ASTRAY
I'M YOUR EYES WHILE YOU'RE AWAY
I'M YOUR PAIN WHEN YOU REPAY
YOU KNOW IT'S SAD BUT TRUE
Vic Canon - The audacity of this man! I can't even begin to comprehend the plot he was involved in last night, let alone the down-right cowardly and terrible mentality he needed to go through with it!
The Informer - We were all fooled once again. This man can't be trusted. He's evil… all the way down to the core.
[ "The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante steps into the ring though the ropes and immediately climbs up to the second turnbuckle - he stands there motionless as he is met by a sea of flashbulbs and middle fingers… ]
Vic Canon - Evil?! COME ON! We already knew about Nick Diamante's past! But ever since he left the EWA, he's practically been an angel! Do you think he was trying to play off the fans' sympathy in order to make some money?
Eddie Sensation - Or maybe… JUST MAYBE… Diamante was waiting… every second… every day… every week and month that passed… waiting for the day Tom would re-open the EWA. Waiting for revenge! They say time heals all wounds? WRONG!
[ Diamante climbs down and walks across the ring. He pulls a house mic out of one of the pockets in his coverall and holds it in front of his face... ]
The Informer - Don't even try that, Diamante! We may as well cut to a commercial now because it'll take at least 2 minutes to calm this crowd down!
Vic Canon - How can you blame these people? You can't!
[ Diamante stands there with an extremely annoyed demeanor on his face… but he stays patient as the crowd continues to boo… ]
Eddie Sensation - Naw, you can't blame the people for being mad! BUT YOU CAN BLAME THEM FOR BEING IDIOTS! They didn't see through Diamante's games!
The Informer - Eddie, how many times did YOU make fun of Diamante over the last few weeks? HUH?
Vic Canon - Yeah Eddie! You believed it just like we did! And you hated Diamante! You said he went soft!
Eddie Sensation - I DID NO SUCH ANIMAL!
[ "TDS" hits the microphone twice with the palm of his tape-covered hands - an action which causes the audience to boo even louder… ]
The Informer - Useless Diamante, useless.
[ "TDS" cracks a small smile and speaks really low… ]
"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - God…… you don't know how much I've missed this.
[ "NICK SUCKS COCK!…NICK SUCKS COCK!…NICK SUCKS COCK!" ]
Vic Canon - Well, we can't repeat that on TV…
Eddie Sensation - But you can go home and practice it? What kind of a man does that make you, Vic?!
Vic Canon - Shut up!
Eddie Sensation - Shut up "it doesn't matter what I do in the privacy of my own home"? OR Shut up "you should try it sometime! It's Good!"?
The Informer - Eddie!
[ All of a sudden… ]
"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - STONE… I want your ass at HELLACIOUS HALLOWEEN… three!
[ Suddenly, the crowd pops… ]
Vic Canon - OH MY GOODNESS! YOU CAN'T BE KIDDING ME!
Eddie Sensation - HAHA!! DIAMANTE AGAINST STONE!!! CAN YOU SAY DREAM MATCH?!
[ "TDS" shakes his head "no"… ]
"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - You can't say no to that, Tommy. Not because your ego won't let you decline… BUT BECAUSE YOUR SWOLLEN JAW AND BUSTED NOSE WON'T ALLOW YOU TO MOVE YOUR FACE WITHOUT PAIN LONG ENOUGH TO LET YOU SAY YES!
The Informer - Yeah! As if to say Tom expected to be turned on by a friend!
[ Diamante raises his hand in the air with his palm open wide as he looks into the air. Just like that, Diamante has rush of energy, clenches his fist and begins speaking again… ]
"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Jesus, I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT FOR OVER A GODDAMN YEAR! You people… YOU'RE ALL PATHETIC! There's not a SINGLE… DAMN… PERSON in this business who's got THE GIFTS… THE TALENTS… and the Goddamn desire that I have!
[ The crowd goes insane with hate… ]
"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - I'M THE MAN WHO PUT PRO WRESTLING BACK ON THE MAP! I'M THE MAN WHO BROUGHT THE EXTREME WRESTLING ASSOCIATION TO GREATNESS! Tom Stone… always… needed… Nick… F*cking… Diamante. DARE I SAY… I AM… without a shadow a doubt… THE GREATEST WRESTLER ON THIS PLANET!
[ The crowd EXPLODES back into the derogatory chant they were screaming earlier… ]
Vic Canon - Good Lord, he's lost it! As cocky as this man used to be…
[ Diamante looks over to the commentary table at ringside… ]
"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - There's a little rumor backstage that Canon likes it Greek-style.
Eddie Sensation - HAHAHAHA!
"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - There's an even bigger rumor that Sensation loves to lead by example.
Eddie Sensation - HAHAH-what?
[ Diamante turns away and faces the other side of the crowd… ]
"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - What I am is a master of mind manipulation. For a month… you were all asking the same questions! WHO IS LA PARKA UNDER THE MASK?! WHY IS NICK DIAMANTE ACTING LIKE A NERD?! It doesn't matter… and it never mattered, BECAUSE THE REAL JOB GOT DONE! The task was to plant that seed of curiosity into all of your minds and watch it grow into a HUGE tree… A TREE THAT WOULD STAND IN THE WAY AND BLOCK OUT THE OBVIOUS! Deuce and Di Nardo were just pawns I used in a WAR… which begins… tonight.
[ "TDS" places the microphone on the mat for a second as he reaches into his pocket once again… ]
The Informer - What's this?
[ Nicky D pulls out what appears to be a black armband, just like those used to mourn and show respect to a person after they've passed away. He straightens it out and begins to slip it onto his arm as the fans boo the image they see on the video wall… ]
Vic Canon - The gull of that man! Eddie, he dissed you too ya know! You can talk bad about him NOW.
Eddie Sensation - …
[ The letters on the armband read "EWA"… ]
"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - There's only a few people in this business who might… MIGHT be able to realize what I'm going through. And what I've been going through my entire career. Those guys who have watched Nick Diamante grow into the most SELF-MADE and RESPECTED athlete in this profession… they MIGHT have some clue as to where I'm going with this, but let it be known that… Nick Diamante… he's not a bitter man.
[ Diamante licks his lips… ]
"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - He's just a ready man. A man who's been ready for a year. Like a repo man… standing at the door of a run-down trailer… ready to take EVERYTHING that belongs to him. The couch… the television… your son's favorite toy car… your daughter's favorite dolly. Tom Stone… your pride… your credibility… your sense of worth…
[ "The Diamond Stud" rubs his hands together as the look on his face becomes more demented… ]
"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - …YOUR WELL BEING… YOUR BLOOD… YOUR TEARS… YOUR CRIES OF HELP… I'll take them all. And your little belt too. All for me… all from you. This organization is under assault. The words spoken by La Parka, though through the voice-box of Deuce, WERE MINE! MY INTENTIONS! MY HATE! MY EXPERIENCES! All… a gift… from me… to you. Tom.
The Informer - This man is sick!
"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Stone, I know you're hearing me right now. Play a little game with me. What I want you to do right now… is close your eyes. Think… think of all the feelings you had inside your body the day you decided to re-open the EWA. Feelings of rejoice… hope… pride…………… and happiness. And when you approached me… think of the feelings inside of you when I said, "Yes Tom, I'm in." Despite the fact that EVERY TIME I BLED FOR YOU… EVERY TIME I CRIED FOR YOU… EVERY DOLLAR I MADE FOR YOU… it was NEVER f*cking… GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU! Think of how good it felt to know, that despite all the shady occurrences of the past… you and I, in the end, could still be friends.
[ The camera closes in on Diamante's face and the look of seriousness that comes with it. Diamante removes his shades to reveal red in his eyes… tears flowing onto his face… ]
"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - NOW OPEN YOUR EYES… what do you see? What do you feel? Betrayal? Tom… does it hurt much? Don't you feel a little bit dejected? Maybe… just a little bit USED? You've put your HEART into this company, Tom. You've even sacrificed YOUR REPUTATION and have been a good little talent-friendly owner this time around, haven't you? Makes you feel all warm inside, DOESN'T IT?
[ With tears in his eyes, yet focus in his body, Diamante pauses for a second… ]
Vic Canon - This man… as sick as it may be for me to admit…
The Informer - Don't even go there, Vic.
Vic Canon - A man like him should be a champion on talent alone. I'm sorry to admit it, but it's true.
[ Diamante begins to speak again… ]
"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Well Tom, now that you know what it feels like to be used… TRY… just TRY… TRY TO THINK OF WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE TO HAVE IT DONE TO YOU FOR YEARS! I made my wrestling debut in this company TWO YEARS AGO! I've watched people like The Brink… Serial Thrylla… Cody Covington… The Hustler… Zed… Deuce… I'VE WATCHED THEM WIN THE ULTIMATE PRIZE AND ACCOMPLISH THEIR DREAMS KNOWING NONE OF THOSE MEN COULD HOLD A CANDLE TO ME!!!!! TO ME, TOM!!!!! TO ME!!!! For once, IT'S GONNA BE ABOUT ME THIS TIME!!!!! THAT'S WHY THIS HAS GOT TO HAPPEN! Like men… YOU AND I HAVE TO SETTLE THIS… WE HAVE TO END THIS! I HAVE TO END THIS!!!! I HAVE TO DO THIS!!!! Not even for myself anymore! Just to prove it can be done! IT CAN BE DONE! TOM STONE CAN BE DEFEATED! HE CAN BE OUTDONE! No more "Balls of Stone"! No more "Return of Stone-Hedge"! BALLS OF DIAMONDS!!! RETURN OF STUD-HEDGE!!! I'M NOT GOING TO LET YOU CONTROL ME ANYMORE, STONE!!!! FROM THIS DAY FORWARD…… I'M DECLARING WAAARRR…… on you… you… your company… your pride… your ego… and everything you stand for. For me. For MY company… for MY pride… for my ego.
[ Pause… ]
"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Because it's all mine anyway.
[ "The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante backs off from the camera and runs his hands through his braided hair and begins to speak in a lower tone of voice… ]
"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - It's always been known that if you can lead a man to tears, he'll probably help lead you to your own grave. How does it feel, Tom? Now… now that you've rebuilt the EWA from the ground up, ONE… MORE… TIME…
[ Pause, heavy breathing… ]
"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - …just how does it feel to know you've made a DEADLY mistake? When you find out, let me know. I don't think I've ever felt the feeling.
[ The crowd boos loudly… ]
"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Hellacious Halloween 3… two years after the initial appearance of the Devil himself. Trick… or treat? You make the call, Stone. My destiny is in your hands. Your destiny is in mine. Do you wanna dance with the Devil in the pale moon light on the night of his birth? The celebration of his existence? Or…
[ "TDS" shrugs his shoulders… ]
"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - …will the ego that you built around my accomplishments allow you … to even have a choice? Dot, dot, dot… dilemma. I can spot one a mile away. It's time for you to make a choice, Stone. Think long, hard and well… 'cause the impact of your call and my actions… are sure… to last…
[ Only the hardcore "TDS" fans scream out "FOREVER"… ]
"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - …and then some.
[ "Sad But True" by Metallica kicks in over the speakers as a thump can be heard when Diamante drops the live microphone in the middle of the ring… ]
The Informer - And the challenge is made! Diamante daring Tom Stone, the owner of the EWA, to face in mano-a-mano at EWA Hellacious Halloween 3! Will Tom Stone accept? Will he even be in the condition to accept any time soon? We'll have to wait and see. All I can say is I fear for the EWA is Stone doesn't accept…
[ Silence amongst the ringside commentators as the camera films Diamante in the ring with a look of total disdain for everyone around him… ]
The Informer - We'll be back in a moment!
[ The EWA Video Wall goes black. A series of commercials of EWA sponcers are shown. ]
No Disqualifications EWA International Title Match
Cody Covington (c) VS Nomad
|
Chris Myers - This next match is scheduled for one fall, and is a NO DISQUALIFICATIONS MATCH for the EWA International Championship!
[ "What You Got" by Reveille blasts through the speakers... ]
Chris Myers - Introducing first... standing 6'2" and weighing in at 235 pounds, from New York, New York, Nomad!
[ Nomad steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring. ]
The Informer - There's Nomad! And he's got a steel chair!
Vic Canon - I doubt he has good intentions for that chair!
Eddie Sensation - GOOD! Nobody wants to see any friendships or love stories! VIOLENCE DAMMIT! VIOLENCE!!!!!!
[ "My Own Summer (Shove It)" by Deftones blasts through the speakers... ]
Chris Myers - And his opponent... standing 6'6" and weighing in at 283 pounds, from Miami, Florida, "Crystal Clear" Cody Covington!
[ "Crystal Clear" Cody Covington steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring. ]
The Informer - Cody Covington slides into the ring! There's the bell!
[ Ding, Ding, Ding! ]
Vic Canon - NOMAD SWINGS THE CHAIR! NO! CODY DUCKS!
Eddie Sensation - Cody turns around... WHAM!!!!!!! HE NAILS NOMAD WITH THE INTERNATIONAL TITLE BELT!!!!!!!
The Informer - HE HIT HIM RIGHT ON THE TOP OF THE HEAD!!!!! THE FANS ARE GOING CRAZY!!!!!!!!
Vic Canon - Cody walks towards Nomad.... and lifts him to his feet slowly.... OOOH!!!!!!! MY GOD!!!! LOW BLOW BY NOMAD!!!! THAT WAS TOTALLY OUT OF NOWHERE!!!!!!
Eddie Sensation - Cody is rolling around on the mat! Nomad just picked up the chair, and is behind Cody waiting for him to get up!
The Informer - Cody is on one knee.... he slowly gets to the other one.... and gets to his feet! LOOK OUT!!!!!!!
Vic Canon - WHAM!!!!!!!!! CHAIR SHOT RIGHT TO THE HEAD OF CODY COVINGTON!!!!!!!!!!
Eddie Sensation - WHAM!!! WHAM!!!!! WHAM!!!!!!!! MY GOD!!!!!!! NOMAD IS BEATING THE BODY OF CODY COVINGTON WITH THAT STEEL CHAIR!!!!!! C4 IS OUT COLD!!!!
The Informer - Nomad doesn't care though! He lifts Cody to his feet, and tries to throw him to the ropes! Cody slowly bounces off the ropes..... WHAM!!!!!!!!!!! MY GOD!!!!!!!! NOMAD WITH ANOTHER VICIOUS CHAIR SHOT!!!!!!!!
Vic Canon - THIS IS TOTALLY UNCALLED FOR!!!!!!!!!
Eddie Sensation - YES!!!!! VIOLENCE!!!!!!!! JUST LIKE I WANTED!!!!!!!!!
The Informer - WHAM!!!! WHAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOMAD IS STILL BEATING HIM WITH THAT CHAIR!!!!!! AND THE FANS ARE HATING HIM FOR IT!!!!!!!!!!
Vic Canon - Now what?! THANK GOD! Nomad just dropped the chair!
Eddie Sensation - And that's a good thing? Now he's using it as his target!
The Informer - He lifts Cody Covington to his feet... Kick to the gut!
Vic Canon - LOOK OUT!!!!!!!! WHAM!!!!!!!! THE WANDERING!!!!!!! THE WANDERING ONTO THE STEEL CHAIR!!!!! THIS IS WRONG!!!!!!!!
Eddie Sensation - NOMAD TURNS CODY OVER, AND HOOKS THE LEG!
The Informer - NO!!!!!!!!! PLEASE NO!!!!!!!!
Vic Canon - 1............ 2...........
Eddie Sensation - THREEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chris Myers - The winner of this match, and NEW EWA INTERNATIONAL CHAMPION......... NOMAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WINNER: Nomad w/ Wandering onto a Steel Chair by Pinfall
The Informer - JESUS!!!!!! NOMAD JUST WENT CHAIR HAPPY!!!!
Vic Canon - And thank god he's stopped! Nomad is satisfied with getting his title back, and is now heading backstage with his Title over his head!
Eddie Sensation - Cody's going to be pissed!
The Informer - And he WILL get revenge Eddie! Don't you forget it!
[ The EWA Video Wall goes black. A series of commercials of EWA sponcers are shown. ]
| Pre-Match Interview with Ethan Tyler
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[ Rob DiMarco is standing backstage with Ethan Tyler, who is standing with tension flowing through his body. ]
Rob DiMarco - Ethan Tyler, two weeks ago at Family Reunion you defeated Johnny Hardcore in a battle that will go down in the ages as a brutal classic. How much did that victory have to do with what you said tonight?
Ethan Tyler - Are you questioning my determination DiMarco?
Rob DiMarco - No, I’m just wondering how much of a factor it was in tonight!
Ethan Tyler - DiMarco, it had NOTHING to do with it. I beat Johnny Hardcore, big god damn deal! This isn’t about me winning last Sunday, it’s about getting what I deserve, doing what I do best, and helping out a friend.
Rob DiMarco - How are you helping out Clayton Chandler by fighting him tonight?
Ethan Tyler - That’s the problem you interviewers have, you have no idea how hard the road is on you… How much of a toll it takes on you mentally. You have no CLUE as to how our minds work. When our minds get overloaded, they snap. We’re human too, we can’t take as much shit as everyone thinks. Look at Chandler….. He’s got Traxler to deal with, a world title to defend, and doubts about himself. I’m gonna relieve some of those thoughts.
Rob DiMarco - By taking his world title?
Ethan Tyler - YOU’RE GOD DAMN RIGHT! It’s what friends are for. Swampy, I’ll see your ass out in the ring in a few minutes……
[ Tyler pulls the camera to his face. ]
Ethan Tyler - And remember, I’m doing this because I’m your friend.
[ Tyler flashes his psychotic smile and pushes the camera away. ]
Rob DiMarco - Thankfully, a Tyler interview where I wasn’t killed. Back to you guys at ringside.
MAIN EVENT: EWA World Heavyweight Title Match
Clayton Chandler (c) VS Ethan Tyler
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Chris Myers - This next match is scheduled for one fall, and is for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship!
Eddie Sensation - This match is going to be a knock out! Ethan Tyler vs. Chandler for the World Heavyweight Title!
The Informer - Tyler had some ugly words for Chandler earlier, let’s see if he can back it up.
[ "More Human than Human" (Meet Bambi in the King’s Harem Mix) by White Zombie blasts through the speakers… ]
Chris Myers - Introducing first, the challenger…. Standing 6’3” and weighing in at 255 pounds, from Portland, Oregon, Ethan Tyler!
[ Ethan Tyler steps out from behind the curtain, dressed in just a pair of khaki cargos and his hat. His boos deafen the arena. ]
[ "Ready or Not" by The Fugees blasts through the speakers... ]
Chris Myers - Introducing the EWA World Heavyweight Champion... standing 6'1" and weighing in at 230 pounds, from Shreveport, LA, Clayton Chandler!
[ Clayton Chandler steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring with a tremendous amount of boos and a few cheers mixed in. ]
[ Ding, Ding, Ding! ]
Vic Canon - Chandler wastes no time going after Tyler and it’s a lock up. Both men push away and size each other up!
Eddie Sensation - Chandler with a punch and Tyler blocks it, Tyler with a punch and Chandler blocks it. These guys are just getting a feel for each other.
The Informer - Chandler swings again and oh! He connected! Tyler goes down!
Eddie Sensation - What the hell!? Tyler isn’t moving, Chandler’s confused, and this audience is booing like crazy!
Vic Canon - Chandler looks confused and he covers Tyler.
The Informer - It’s a swerve! I knew it all along!
Vic Canon - 1….2…. NO!
Eddie Sensation - Tyler with an authoritive kickout. He’s now laughing at Chandler!
The Informer - Chandler now grabs Tyler and delivers a belly to back, Chandler with stiff kicks to the ribs, and Tyler’s slowly trying to establish a vertical base.
Vic Canon - Chandler picks him up and goes off the ropes and delivers a vicious clothesline, and Tyler goes back down.
Eddie Sensation - Chandler picks him back up and Irish whips him into the corner, running in for a big splash but Tyler moves!
The Informer - Ethan with some head shots and he locks Chandler in for a slam! Ethan kicks Chandler outside of the ring and piledrives him on the mats! Oh what impact!
Vic Canon - Tyler whips Chandler into the guard rails and he’s ramming his shoulder into Chandler’s side.
The Informer - Chandler is trying to club the back of Tyler’s head, and it’s having some effect! Tyler’s back up and Chandler with a huge chop! DDT!
Eddie Sensation - Right onto the concrete! Ow! Chandler throws him back into the ring and he’s going up top!
Vic Canon - How uncharacteristic of Chandler to do this! Tyler’s coming back to his feet and Chandler’s ready to strike!
The Informer - OOH! A drop kick right into Chandler’s gut! Both men hit the canvas and Tyler gets an arm over him….. 1, 2…. No! no! Kickout!
Vic Canon - Tyler’s applying a figure four now! Talk about insult! Listen to him Wooooooing!
Vic Canon - Chandler’s in pain, but he’s trying to reverse it….. Trying… Trying… YES! HE DID IT!
The Informer - Tyler’s forced to break the hold and now Chandler’s looking to hit Tyler with Midway!
Eddie Sensation - No! Tyler reverses it and gives Chandler a jaw breaker! Tyler’s down! Chandler’s staggering!
The Informer - JUST LIKE THE DEAD! Ethan shot straight up!
Vic Canon - Tyler’s waiting for Chandler to turn around! Don’t do it Chandler!
Eddie Sensation - Chandler, rubbing his chin turns around and WHAM!
Vic Canon - HANGOVER!!!! HANGOVER!!!! CHANDLER JUST GOT NAILED WITH THE HANGOVER!!!!!!! THE COVER!!!!!!!! 1... 2....... 3!!!!!!! NOOOO!
Chris Myers - The winner of this match.... and NEEEEEEEEEEEEW EWA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION...... ETHAN TYYYYYYYYYYLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WINNER: Ethan Tyler w/ The Hangover by Pinfall
[ The whole arena is fill in shock and boos as Ethan Tyler sits up by the fallen body of Chandler. The ref hands him the EWA World Heavyweight Title and he looks at it, then climbs up to the corner to hold it high for the world to see. ]
Vic Canon - NO NO NO! THAT SON OF A BITCH WON IT!
Eddie Sensation - Calm down Vic! Watch the language!
The Informer - Ethan Tyler, new world champion! This is insane! It’s unreal!
Vic Canon - It’s a tragedy, a god damned tragedy. This piece of shit doesn’t even deserve to stand by the title, look at this!
Eddie Sensation - Fans, we’re out of time! We’ll see you next week on Heat... and with Ethan Tyler as our World Champ, who knows what to expect?!?
[ Fade out with the last image being Ethan Tyler standing in the middle of the ring with the World Title, having garbage thrown at him, all the while he taunts the crowd. ]
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