[ We open Heat with EWA World Heavyweight Champion Clayton Chandler standing in the center of the ring, flanked by Howell and Johnny Rage. Awaiting his cue, looking extremely pissed off, and being pelted with trash, the champion now raises the microphone to his mouth and speaks. ]

Chandler - Short, sweet, and simple. Drew Norwood, get your ass out here. I'm the champion, I'm the boss, not you, dickhead. So get your ass out here, you've pissed me off for the first and last time. No, better yet, I dont even wanna see your face, I DONT EVEN WANNA SEE YOUR FACE.

[ Chandler spits in the center of the ring. ]

Chandler - Norwood, be a man, HAVE SOME FUCKING BALLS. Tonight, TONIGHT GOD DAMMIT, you're ass is mine. That's right, a challenge. Champion vs. Commish, god vs. man, Chandler vs. Norwood. Get your ass out from behind that desk, and come gut some...nigger.

[ Chandler throws the microphone into the fans and leaves the arena, minus theme music and propaganda. What an odd wqy to start a show. What a hell of a challenge. ]



[ The camera brings us to a shot of the EWA symbol, which quickly fades to black. We then see a montage of clips of old and new EWA superstars walking, talking, and doing what they do best--fighting. After a 2-3 minute video is shown, a brand new EWA Tuesday Night Heat video is played. Many clips of past matches, current superstars and pyro are shown. We are then brought to a shot of inside the Target Center in Minneapolis, Minnesota, where THOUSANDS upon THOUSANDS of fans have flooded the Target Center. After a quick view of the fans signs, we are brought to a shot of the announcer's table, where The Informer, Vic Canon and Eddie Sensation are ready to kick of Tuesday Night Heat. ]

The Informer - WE'RE IN A JAM PACKED ARENA WHICH SOLD OUT IN 4 MINUTES!!!!!! THAT'S HOW MANY PEOPLE WANTED TO BE HERE TONIGHT TO SEE THEIR HOMETOWN HERO DREW NORWOOD!

Vic Canon - AND TONIGHT, IF HE ACCEPTS CHANDLER'S CHALLNGE, HE'LL BE FIGHTING FOR THE EWA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!

Eddie Sensation - That's going to be GREAT!

The Informer - Also on tonight's card.... we'll see the EWA Television Championship be defended in an OPEN CHALLENGE by Charles Christopher Carroll!

Vic Canon - I wonder who will accept that challenge! Also tonight, we've got two debuts which I can't wait to see... Jack Bandit will debut against Cody Bryant, and ROB TRAXLER will debut against Vincent Vega!

Eddie Sensation - Everyone knows who will be winning those matches!

The Informer - In addition, El GiGante puts his North American Title on the line against The Zodiac, who has been on a little roll lately!

Vic Canon - In Tag Team action, we've got Fabulosos Los Bastardos taking on the Highly Conceited Bastards... and I've heard that something's up with the Highly Conceited Bastards! Can't wait to find out what happened there...

Eddie Sensation - Plus, the 4 men in the Extreme Title Division will be in a huge match tonight....

The Informer - Yup! Anton Bailey & Scythe will take on Leon Sharpe & Bio-Hazard! That should be crazy.

Vic Canon - And as you've heard, the Special Announcement by NoMaD will not happen... as he and Cody Covington could not get to Minnesota due to World issues which happened yesterday.

Eddie Sensation - So, we've got 2 of our stars missing tonight... but other then that, we've got a full roster here tonight!

The Informer - It should be great! Let's hit the ring to see what Norwood's answer is! Enjoy!

[ The scene opens up in the house of Rocky Blonde and Johnny Flash. Both men are sitting in a room, and Johnny is surrounded by luggage. Rocky begins to speak... ]

Rocky Blonde - Alright Johnny, your flight leaves in an hour. When you get to Mexico you call me right away, I want to know how things are in my chocolate factory. You're my brand new supervisor, and that's why I'm sending you. Don't forget your return flight is next Tuesday, the day of Heat, so a limo will be waiting for you outside to bring you to the arena, alright?

Johnny Flash - Sure Rocky, no problem. I'll make sure everythnig is fine. Thanks for giving me a job, since Tom is being a real prick about giving me matches.

Rocky Blonde - But that's why your coming back on Tuesday, we have a match against those spanish guys... I don't what the hell there called but the guys who don't speak any english!

Johnny Flash - Oh ok, alright... well I better be going, take care of yourself Rocky.

Rocky Blonde - I will, don't worry.

[ Rocky Blonde sits back in his chair, and Johnny Flash heads towards the door where the limo driver puts the luggage in the trunk and Johnny gets into the back and takes off for the airport... ]

[ Cameras catch Johnny Hardcore walking into the arena. Hardcore, sporting street clothes and his trademark sunglasses is carrying his gear when a security officer comes up to him. ]

Security Officer - Mr. Sylverman?

Johnny Hardcore - Yeah, who wants to know?

Security Officer - O.K. Sir, I’m here to escort you to your dressing room.

[ The security officer begins walking and Johnny looks at him confused. ]

Johnny Hardcore - Hold up…. Since when do I need security to take me to my dressing room?

[ The security guard stops and semi rolls his eyes sensing some kind of trouble. ]

Security Officer - Direct orders from Mr. Stone, he doesn’t want you or Mr. Tyler anywhere near each other tonight, he’s afraid you two will ruin everything.

Johnny Hardcore - Everything?

Security Officer - You two have yet to sign a contract.

[ Johnny gives this weird smile and shrugs. Following the officer. ]

Eddie Sensation - Contract signing!

The Informer - That’s right! Ethan Tyler and Johnny Hardcore sign their contract tonight. Stone doesn’t want them to screw it up!

Vic Canon - You knew about the contract!? I swear Informer, you never tell us anything anymore.

The Informer - Hey, an announcer has to have his secrets.

[ Rocky Blonde is seen backstage tossing chairs, and breaking tables. He's grabbing anybody who walks in his way. Another referee goes flying through the table, Rocky stands him up and lines him up for a vicious chair shot to the head! ]

The Informer - WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ROCKY BLONDE?! WHY IS HE SNAPPING?!

Eddie Sensation - Maybe me he finally found out is chocolate bars really suck!

The Informer - Well, I wouldn't say that to him right now!

Vic Canon - This may or may not affect his match tonight... we'll find out a little later!

Eddie Sensation - Give him a choclate bar and see what gets affected!

The Informer - SHUT UP EDDIE!!

Chris Myers - This next match is scheduled for one fall!

[ "Bawitdaba" by Kid Rock blasts through the speakers... ]

Chris Myers - Introducing first... standing 6'1" and weighing in at 211 pounds, from Phoenix, Ariziona, "Fire" Cody Bryant!

[ "Fire" Cody Bryant steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring. ]

[ "Renegade" by Styxx blasts through the speakers... ]

Chris Myers - And his opponent... standing 5'9" and weighing in at 145 pounds, from Parts Unknown, Jack Bandit!

[ Jack Bandit steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring. ]

[ Ding, Ding, Ding! ]

The Informer - And we're off! Jack Bandit wrestles in his first EWA match against Cody Bry--

Vic Canon - OOH!!! JACK BANDIT CHARGES AT CODY AND NAILS HIM WITH AN AMAZING CLOTHESLINE!

Eddie Sensation - HA!!! Bryant must have done a 900, and then landed on his shoulders!

[ Jack Bandit's assault continues as he nails Cody Bryant with a succession of moves. Some of which included: a Snap Suplex, a T-Bone Suplex, a Belly-To-Belly Suplex, and an implant DDT. Jack Bandit then applied a series of submission moves like: a Figure Four Leg Lock, a Camel Clutch, an Ankle Lock and a Boston Crab. We re-join action just as Jack Bandit realses the Boston Crab. ]

The Informer - Jack Bandit is measuring Cody Bryant now! LOOK OUT!!!! RUNNING POWERBOMB!

Vic Canon - Jack Bandit quickly gets to his feet, and lifts Bryant onto the top rope! The fans are beginning to cheer... they know what's coming! THERE GOES!!!!!

Eddie Sensation - WA-NA-NA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Crowd - WA-NA-NA!!!!!!!! WA-NA-NA!!!!!!!! WA-NA-NA!!!!!!!!

The Informer - Bandit nailed it! He covers Cody Bryant... 1.... 2..... 3!

Chris Myers - And the winner of this match, Jack Bandit!

WINNER: Jack Bandit w/ Wa-Na-Na by Pinfall

Vic Canon - What a nice, quick victory by Jack Bandit! He's only started his reign of distruction towards Tom Stone!

Eddie Sensation - Yeah, but who hasn't?

The Informer - HA! Good point.

[ We fade to the back where we see "Thundergod" Leon Sharpe walking in a hall with sunglasses on and a "Draconian Justice" t-shirt. Sharpe notices the camera. ]

"The Thundergod" Leon Sharpe - now.. I bet you notice my Draconian Justice t-shirt. Let me read off some info on this Draco for you watching at home to explain this.

[ Sharpe takes out a piece of paper. ]

"The Thundergod" Leon Sharpe - Draco, 7th century BC also spelled DRACON, Athenian lawgiver whose harsh legal code punished both trivial and serious crimes in Athens with death--hence the continued use of the word draconian to describe repressive legal measures.

[ Sharpe puts the piece of paper back into where he got it from. Somebody walks by Sharpe and spills a bit of a drink on him. Sharpe kicks him in the gut and powerbombs him on the ground. ]

"The Thundergod" Leon Sharpe - now.. that was Draconian. I can have alot in common with Draco when it comes to solving problems. Where the heck is Vinson? I need a good way to remove this stain. I'm sure Shawn Vinson can help with that. Anyways, I'm sure there is something better to see, when I take this bandage off, I can see it.

[ Sharpe walks off and we fade to black. ]

The Informer - Well it's been a great night so far on Heat, and---

Eddie Sensation - What the hell is on the screen?? It looks like some footage from earlier today with Rocky Blonde!!

[ They begin to watch the footage, and Rocky Blonde is seen walking around the backstage area with a box in his hand. He sees three EWA staff members, circled around the water cooler so he stops to talk to them. ]

Rocky Blonde - Have you seen Johnny Flash?

EWA Staff Member #1 - Nope.

Rocky Blonde - Damn... anyway, you want to buy a chocolate bar?

EWA Staff Member #1 - No, no thanks...

Rocky Blonde - What about you? Have you seen Johnny Flash?

EWA Staff Member #2 - Nope, haven't seen him at all

Rocky Blonde - Shit! Well, do you want to at least buy a chocolate bar?

EWA Staff Member #2 - No, I'm low on cash

Rocky Blonde - Alright... and you, have you seen Flash?

EWA Staff Member #3 - No I haven't

Rocky Blonde - Well do you want to buy a chocolate bar then?

EWA Staff Member #3 - Well actually, yes I do!

[ Rocky Blonde sells the chocolate bar to the staff member and begins to walk away, when he turns around to hear the Staff member yelling in pain. Rocky Blonde walks back towards him to find out whats going on ]

Rocky Blonde - What the hell is wrong with you?

EWA Staff Member #3 - It's your stupid chocolate bar! I bit into something other then chocolate, because I think I just broke my tooth!

Rocky Blonde - Open it up and see whats inside.

[ The staff member starts to crack the chocolate bar, to find Johnny Flash's gold necklace inside the chocolate bar. Rocky Blonde then drops to his knees. The staff members try to console him, but it doesn't do much. He gets up and beats the shit out of all three of them, then goes into his locker room, and slams the door shut. ]

[ "Fire" Cody Bryant is in his lockerroom fresh off his demolishing by Jack Bandit. He's mumbling something to himself. The camera's get closer to find out exactly what he's saying... ]

"Fire" Cody Bryant - FUCKING BANDIT...... FUCKING EWA...... GOD DAMN STONE...... STUPID FUCK......... SHIT SHIT SHIT....

[ He's obviously upset. ]

"Fire" Cody Bryant - FUCKING PEOPLE...... EVERYONE...... FUCK YOU, YOU, YOU!

[ Cody Bryant paces back and forth... ]

"Fire" Cody Bryant - FUCKING WOMEN.... FUCKING FRIENDS.... FUCKING FAMILY...... FUCK ALL YOU!

[ Suddenly, he stops as if he just thought of an invention that will make him a trillionaire. ]

"Fire" Cody Bryant - A-HA! I got it.... I got you.... You're mine.... Get ready, GiGante.

[ ....?!?!?!?!?!?! ]

[ Rob DiMarco stands in front of an EWA sign microphone in hand waiting. ]

Rob DiMarco - Where the hell are those damn Mexicans?! I've been waiting for them for 10 minutes!

[ An EWA worker walks by. ]

Rob DiMarco - Hey, have you seen the fabulos bastards??

EWA Worker - Yeah, they're in their dressing room.

Rob DiMarco - Come on, let's go get this damn interview done.

[ The camera begins to move down the hall with Rob in the lead. The come upon a dressing room door. The Mexican flag hangs from the door. The sound of Samba music can be heard through the door. Rob opens the door and Los Fabulosos Bastardos are dancing around the dressing room with two beautiful women , passing around a bottle of Quervo 1800. ]

Rob DiMarco - GUYS!!!! TURN DOWN THE MUSIC!!!! YOU HAVE TO DO YOUR INTERVIEW NOW!!!

[ Rob walks over and turns off the stereo. Everyone turns and looks at him. ]

Rob DiMarco - You have to cut an interview now!

[ Los fabulosos bastardos look at him puzzled. When one of the girls turns to them and speaks in Spanish. "usted tiene ahora hace una entrevista!" ]

Senor X - AHHHH!!! Gracias Maria.

Rob DiMarco - Wait, you speak Spanish?!

Maria - Yeah!

Rob DiMarco - Can you translate for me?

Maria - Sure!

Rob DiMarco - So guys what do you think of your opponents tonight the Highly Conceited Bastards?

Maria - qué usted piensa en sus opositores esta noche los bastardos de Conceited?

Capitan Loco - receptor de papel son el equipo peor de la etiqueta que ha existido siempre en el deporte que luchaba de ellos huele malo, y podrían posiblemente ser homosexuales. nosotros ser ciento tiempo mejor que poder siempre desear para ser nosotros ser grande etiqueta equipo que tener siempre existir y ninguno dos hombre en este planeta poder siempre batir nosotros mirada en nuestro último opositor ninguno tener nervio para incluso cortar uno promo, yo significar no incluso poner para arriba uno lucha, todo ser mentira allí como uno tres dólar whore y dejar nosotros fuck como hembra que ser. Somos el equipo de la etiqueta del número uno en esta compañía y nadie estarán parados de nuestra manera del winng que el equipo de la etiqueta de EWA titula! LA RAZA DE VIVA!!!

Rob DiMarco - So what did he say?

Maria - Well in a nutshell he said they suck!

Rob DiMarco - That's it, this interview is over! I'm out of here!

Maria - Wait, Senor X has something to say!

Rob DiMarco - I don't care.

Senor X - Very conceited bastards are going up!!!

[ Rob turns around in amazement. Maria leans over and whispers something in Senor X's ear. ]

Senor X - VERY CONCEITED BASTARDS ARE GOING DOWN!!!!

Rachel Stevens - I'm going to try to get a word with Rocky Blonde...

[ She knock on his lockerroom door, and waits. About 2 minutes later, Rocky comes to the door, his face all pale, as if he just saw a ghost, and he begins to talk to Rachel. ]

Rocky Blonde - What the hell do you want?

Rachel Stevens - Well we all saw what happened a little while ago, do you have any other information you can tell us?

Rocky Blonde - Well I was just on the phone with my compnay in Mexico, and they said Johnny Flash is officialy dea--hey wait a minute, I don't have to tell you shit! This is none of your fucking business! I got a match to fight tonight which I should be going to right now, so get out of my face, before I MOVE you!

Rachel Stevens - Well can I ask you about tonight's match at least?

[ Rocky shoves Rachel to the floor, and heads towards the ring, he then stops, and heads back towards Rachel. He looks at her and goes into his locker room, and comes back outside with a baseball bat. He helps Rachel up, and then shoves her back to the floor again, and the screen fades to black as you hear Rocky say something under his breath ]

Rocky Blonde - Dumb fucking women, don't understand anything, those two guys tonight are going to get a beating....

Chris Myers - This next match is scheduled for one fall!

[ "Hotel California" by The Gypsy Kings blasts through the speakers... ]

Chris Myers - Introducing first... at a total combined weight of 510 pounds, from Parts Unknown, Capitán Loco and Señor X, Fabulosos Los Bastardos!

[ Fabulosos Los Bastardos step out from behind the curtain and head towards the ring. ]

[ "Cowboys from Hell" by Pantera blasts through the speakers... ]

Chris Myers - And their opponent... standing 6'1" and weighing in at 235 pounds, from Brooklyn, New York, Rocky Blonde!

[ Rocky Blonde steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring. ]

[ Ding, Ding, Ding! ]

The Informer - Oh shit! Rocky Blonde is down here with a baseball bat! Fabulosos Los Bastardos are looking at each other, not knowing what to do!

Vic Canon - Rocky Blonde slides into the ring... and this man must be emotionally torn apart after hearing his best friend has passed on in his own factory!

Eddie Sensation - Blonde is staring at the two! They charge at him.... OOOH!!! OOH!!!!! HOME RUNS #1 AND 2 ON THE SEASON FOR ROCKY BLONDE!!!!!! HE NAILED CAPITAN LOCO AND SENOR X WITH THE BASEBALL BATS!

The Informer - AND NOW HE'S BEATING THEIR BODIES WITH THE BATS!!! THIS MAN HAS GONE INSANE!!!!!

Chris Myers - The winners of this match by Disqualification, Fabulosos Los Bastardos!

WINNER: Fabulosos Los Bastardos by Disqualification

Vic Canon - ROCKY BLONDE IS RELENTLESS!!!!! HE'S TAKING OUT ALL HIS ANGER AND FRUSTRATIONS ON FABULOSOS LOS BASTARDOS!!!!

Eddie Sensation - And now Rocky Blonde is getting the hell out of the ring!

The Informer - LOOK OUT! ROCKY BLONDE JUST SWUNG AT A FAN, BUT THE FAN MOVED! LUCKY FOR HIM! Or else he would have went home with 3 less teeth!

Vic Canon - Tom Stone's going to have a word with Rocky Blonde for that dumb move! Anyhow, Rocky Blonde is outta here, and is pissed right off.

Eddie Sensation - Fabulosos Los Bastardos are still down! Yet they WON the match!

The Informer - Yes, by DQ.

[ The scene fades in to a familiar living room. There is total silence, as the camera pans around the room. The room is dimly lit, with only a small fire burning in the fireplace preventing total darkness. ]

[ You hear faint footsteps, and in walks TBL. He's wearing a pair of baggy blue sweatpants pajamas, a white t-shirt, and brown sandals. In his hands is what looks like a giant photo album. He sits down on the ledge in front of the fireplace, as the camera zooms in, right above his shoulder. ]

[ He opens up the book, and it is indeed a photo album. On the first page is a picture of a young Dave Fenichel, 20 years old, just breaking into the wrestling business. He's standing in a WWC ring, with a huge grin etched across his face. Below the picture is a small caption. It reads.... ]

"So young, so hungry, so foolish. The good old days, when I could do no wrong, when I thought that wrestling was all there was to life. If only I knew then what I knew now"

[ TBL sighs, as he turns the page. The new picture is of him just a short year later, hoisting the ACF world championship above his head, fireworks shooting across the top of the arena in the background. ]

[ Also on the page are two other pictures. One is of TBL posing with Kirk George, other wise known as Stan Tarpley, president of ACF. They are each holding one side of the ACF world championship, and couldn't possibly be happier. The other picture is of TBL, signing a brand new deal with Nike, set to make him millions upon millions of dollars. At the bottom of the page is another caption... ]

"On top of the world. Young, talented, charismatic, and hungry. I had everything I could possibly want.... money, fame, fortune, glory, and RESPECT. At this point, I still thought wrestling was the know all/end all. Boy did I have a lot to learn"

[ He quickly flips the page, and on the next page is a still photo of the famous "JEW-B-QUE" incident. The camera catches TBL glimpsing in rememberence, and then zooms in on the caption at the bottom of the page. ]

"It's funny how so much can change in 15 years. I had become a disgrace. A joke, the laughingstock of wrestling. My self serving ego made me delusional, and I had forgotten what got me to the top in the first place, my utter dedication to the wrestling industry, and NOTHING else. It was then, when I first disappeared from the spotlight, that I started to realize that there was more to life than wrestling, a private life, and a family, two key aspects of life that managed to allude me then, and still do to this day"

[ He turns the page again, and a giant blown up photo of High Impact Wrestling's headquarters in Manhattan, New York. The caption reads... ]

"With a change of role comes my last stop on the roller coaster ride that is the wrestling industry. A huge success, and newfound respect and dignity soon came my way. However, something was missing. With each passing day, as HIW became a bigger and bigger sucess, I was slowly coming to a full realization. A realization that the wrestling business no longer made me happy. A realization that outside of wrestling, I had absolutely nothing worthwhile in my life, I thought that made me miserable. Just two weeks ago, I closed High Impact Wrestling, for the simple reason that I wanted out. Through 15 years in the wrestling business, I have experienced everything good it has to offer, but more importantly, every single way that this business can rape and pillage you. I have been left with nothing.... absolutely nothing."

[ TBL gets up, and moves with the book in hand closer to the fireplace. He is about to throw the book in when his eyes lock on a photo taped right above the fireplace. The camera zooms in, and it's a picture of TBL talking with an extremely young Mike Extreme, giving him some tips and pointers, as Extreme looks on and listens, his eyes gleaming with pride. ]

[ TBL stops, and takes the picture off the wall. He turns to the next blank page of the book, and slides the picture into the slot. He picks up a black marker sitting on the coffee table, and writes a short caption at the bottom of the page. ]

"A New Motivation"

[ He reaches into his pocket, and takes out a folded piece of paper. He unfolds it, and it's the EWA contract he was given last week by Rob DiMarco. He stares at it for a few seconds, and then back at the picture of him and Mike Extreme. He nods his head, and proceeds to sign the contract. He folds back up the contract, closes the book, and leaves the room as the scene fades to black. ]

[ Standing in front of a small TV on a stand is da "Soul SurViVa" El GiGante. To the left of him is Rob DiMarco with a microphone under his mouth. Rob smiles towards the camera and speaks. ]

Rob DiMarco - I'm here right now with the "Soul SurViVa" El GiGant.....

"Soul SurViVa" El GiGante - That's ok esa. You know dere's much love esa but right now da introduction is f*cking pointless!

Rob DiMarco - Yeah, I know but...

"Soul SurViVa" El GiGante - No but's...

Rob DiMarco - Mr. St....

"Soul SurViVa" El GiGante - Don't give me that bullshit, mang. You and I both know Robbie dat Stoney could give a shit if you said all dat crap in da beginning.

Rob DiMarco - Its my job.

"Soul SurViVa" El GiGante - I know but tonight you don't have ta be perfect. Understood esa?

Rob DiMarco - I guess so....

"Soul SurViVa" El GiGante - Alright den.

[ GiGante grabs the camera and pulls it closer to his face. ]

"Soul SurViVa" El GiGante - Last week I was successful in mah first mission into making dis title....

[ GiGante taps his shiny north american title. ]

"Soul SurViVa" El GiGante - ...into making dis title *DA BOTTOM LINE*! Cody Bryant was da first stepping stone into da new and improved north American division. Like I said last week... Da NA division will no longer consist of curtain jerkers and jobbers. Its time fo' dis fucking division ta become serious. Its time fo' dis division ta gain some recognition and dat seven letter word.....

Chris Myers - This next match is scheduled for one fall, and is for the EWA North American Championship!

[ "Blood of the Zodiac" by Machine Head blasts through the speakers... ]

Chris Myers - Introducing first... standing 6'3" and weighing in at 233 pounds, from San Francisco, California, The Zodiac!

[ The Zodiac steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring. ]

[ "Superthug" by Norega blasts through the speakers... ]

Chris Myers - And his opponent... standing 5'10" and weighing in at 180 pounds, from Madrid, Spain, "Soul SurViVa" El GiGante!

[ "Soul SurViVa" El GiGante steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring. ]

[ Ding, Ding, Ding! ]

The Informer - And we're off! EWA North American Title action! They lock up...

Vic Canon - El GiGante throws The Zodiac to the ropes! Clothesline by The Zodiac! GiGante gets up... and returns the favor with a Drop Kick on The Zodiac!

[ The Zodiac takes control of the match, and hits a Vertical Suplex, a Belly-to-Belly Suplex and a Swinging Neck Breaker. But then El GiGante capitalizes on a rookie mistake, and takes the upper hand. GiGante begins hitting moves like a Brainbuster, a Dragon Suplex, a Quebrada Moonsault, a Michinoku Driver, a Tiger Driver 91' and a Jumping Piledriver. El GiGante signals for TOTAL ANNIHILATION when suddenly... ]

Eddie Sensation - HEY, LOOK WHO IT IS!

The Informer - Oh great! Cody Bryant is out here... and he's heading towards us!

Vic Canon - He's going for a chair!

Eddie Sensation - THANK GOD! The last thing I want is for him to sit beside us.

The Informer - No, wait! Bryant has the EWA North American Title! He slides into the ring with it..... LOOK OUT!!! OOOOH!!!! HE NAILED EL GIGANTE WITH THE TITLE BELT!

Vic Canon - WHAM!!!!!! AND NOW HE NAILED THE ZODIAC!!!! CODY BRYANT IS GETTING OUT OF HERE, WITH GIGANTE'S TITLE!

Eddie Sensation - What the hell was that all about?!

Chris Myers - This match has been ruled a No Contest! But STILL EWA North American Champion, "Soul SurViVa" El GiGante!

WINNER: No Contest

The Informer - Good question Eddie, I don't even know what the hell that was all about.

Vic Canon - Well, lets go to a commercial and see what happens when we come back.

Eddie Sensation - We'll be back in 2!

[ We go backstage where Tom Stone is pouring himself a cup of coffee and looking through the pages of the EWA program… ]

Tom Stone - Up close and personal with "Crystal Clear" Cody Covington? I thought that happened last week…?

[ All of a sudden, "The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante enters the scene with the aid of his crutches. With his leg still supported by a full plaster cast, the facial expression on Diamante's mug is one of pure hesitation - almost to the extent of an 8th grade boy speaking to his first female crush for the very first time… ]

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Hi Tom!

[ In a very embarrassing moment, Diamante's voice cracks as he attempts to clear his throat in hopes that Tom didn't hear him. Nick again begins to speak in a much lower "Fabio-like" voice.… ]

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - HI TOM!

Tom Stone - How's it going there, Nick? How's that leg holding up?

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - PRETTY GO--Not bad, not bad. It's still tender. It tends to bring tears to my eyes when I'm doing my gardening work at home, but winters almost here anyway. Who needs tulips?

Tom Stone - I see. Well, I'm sure you'll be up and ready to go in no time.

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Would you trust me if I said I was ready to go today?

Tom Stone - WHAT?

[ Diamante, somewhat startled, tries to change the conversation topic… ]

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Oh nothing, nothing. Say Tom, about last week…

Tom Stone - That took a lot of guts on your behalf.

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Yeah, well…

[ Diamante stands still, thinks for a moment, realizes the extent of his courage last week, and smiles while tooting his own horn… ]

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - [Smiles] Well, I AM a SUPER-HERO, right?

[ Brief moment of silence… until… ]

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - TOM, I'M SOOOOO SORRY I HUGGED YOU LAST WEEK AFTER I HIT LA PARKA WITH THAT CRUTCH I WAS ONLY TRYING TO KEEP THAT LUNATIC AWAY FROM YOU IT WAS A SPUR OF THE MOMENT THING I SWEAR TO YOU I MEANT ABSOLUTELY NOTHING BY IT AND IF I LEAD YOU ON IN ANY WAY I AM SOOOOO SORRY……... BYE!!!

[ Diamante limps out of scene as Tom Stone stands there with his jaw on the floor. Stone brushes it off and continues to pour sugar into his coffee. After a few more seconds of extreme coffee preparation, Nick Diamante pokes his head around the corner and begins speaking… ]

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Tom, you trust my judgment, right?

Tom Stone - Well, yeah… I guess so.

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Can I have 10 minutes out there… you know…

Tom Stone - Interview time?

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - YEAH… yeah. Can I?

Tom Stone - Sure, why not.

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - PERFECT! YOU'RE THE GREATEST TOM! I've worked for Fenichel, I've worked for Cryderman and I've even worked for Smart, BUT………… NONE OF THEM HAS THE "UHMPH" FOR THIS BUSINESS LIKE YOU DO!!!

[ Stone looks at Diamante for a second and places his coffee down for a moment. Just as Tom is about to speak, Diamante intervenes by saying… ]

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - …………………………BYE!!!

[ "The Diamond Stud" leaves the scene… ]

Tom Stone - I'm going to go with my better judgment and blame it on the PAIN medication. Yes, that's it. The PAIN medication…

[ Back to ringside… ]

Chris Myers - The next match is an open challenge, and is for the EWA Television Championship!

[ "Bottom" by Tool blasts through the speakers... ]

Chris Myers - Introducing first... standing 6'1" and weighing in at 227 pounds, from Chicago, Illinois, Charles Christopher Carroll!

[ Charles Christopher Carroll steps out from behind the curtain, and heads towards the ring. ]

The Informer - Carroll has challenged anyone to face him for the T.V strap tonight. It's a gutsy move.

Eddie Sensation - For once I agree with you. The kid has brass balls.

Vic Canon - But the big question is, who will the challenger be?

[ Cody Bryant is walking around backstage with his newly STOLEN EWA North American Title. He looks down the hallway, and see's a few lockerroom doors kicked in. He hides around the corner, and the second he does this El GiGante emerges out of a lockerroom looking for Bryant. ]

"Soul SurViVa" El GiGante - COME OUT AND PLAY, ESSA!!! I'M EEEEEEEEERE!

[ The second El GiGante walks by Cody Bryant's hiding spot, Bryant jumps out and nails GiGante with the North American Title again! El GiGante falls to the ground, and Cody Bryant runs away with the title again. ]

[ Cameras catch Ethan Tyler entering the arena in usual fashion, no bags, in his unorthodox wrestling gear, and with a mean scowl on his face. Another security guard awaits this pleasant task. ]

Security Officer - Mr. Tyler, please follow me this way.

Ethan Tyler - Who the hell are you?

Security Officer - I’m here to escort you to your locker room.

[ Tyler slowly walks right into the security guard’s face and stares him down, the guard remains slightly unintimidated. ]

Ethan Tyler - And why would you do something like that you Andy Griffith, self righteous, constitutional breaking, holier than thou piece of shit?

[ Tyler flicks his security badge and stares him in the face. The guard grows angered and gets more deliberate. ]

Security Officer - Mr. Stone has requested both you and Mr. Sylverman be escorted and watched in your dressing rooms, he wants to assure nothing happens before you two sign your contract for Sunday.

[ Tyler cocks his head to the side and laughs. ]

Ethan Tyler - Heh, you don’t have to worry, I’ll kill him at the Pay-Per-View.

[ Tyler walks towards his dressing room, the guard lets out a sigh of half relief and follows behind Tyler. ]

[ Cody Bryant is backstage again, watching a monitor. He can see that the monitor is showing him, so he begins flexing and smiling. Suddenly, the monitor shows El GiGante apporaching his lockerroom, in which he sits. Cody Bryant runs into a locker, and closes the door just as El GiGante walks in the room. El GiGante looks for him, but cant find him. He flips the table over, smashes the mirror, and kicks the chairs around. Suddenly, Cody Bryant busts out of the locker and attacks GiGante from behind! He nails GiGante with a chair, and then a DDT into the floor! Cody Bryant gets up, grabs his title, and runs out the door... ]

Rob DiMarco - I am here with the legendary Rob Traxler, who tonight makes his EWA debut in a match against Vincent Vega. First of all, Rob...this is not exactly the kind of match you came here to fight, is it?

[ Traxler smirks a little as he addresses DiMarco. ]

Rob Traxler - No, it isn't, Rob. I'll be the first to admit that I was a little frustrated to see that I was signed to fight a newcomer in my first match. After all the things I have achieved in my career, and the way I have brought myself back up to speed during my stay with Deep South Wrestling...I would have expected Tom to sign me into a higher caliber match. But at the same time, I understand his desire to evaluate me so that he knows what role I can play.

Rob DiMarco - It seems to me that there is no surprise at to what role you play, or what your intentions are in EWA.

[ Traxler rubs his hands together. ]

Rob Traxler - You're correct again, Rob. I made it very clear last week and this past weekend that I have my sights set on one person, and one person only...Chandler. You know, Clay...you came out earlier tonight acting like the bigshot and called out my little brother to fight for the title around your waist. I warn you, Chandler...underestimating a machine like Drew is the second worst miscalculation you can make.

Rob DiMarco - Second worst?

Rob Traxler - That's right. The WORST miscalculation Chandler can make is to think for ONE SECOND that I am not hunting his ass down for the title...for the spotlight...and most of all, for the fans to whom he turned his back. And I see how you are, Chandler...you're scared of facing me alone without your two little bitches by your side, aren't you? Well...how about this...Family Reunion...You three bring it to the ring...and I mean bring your best damn game that you can offer. Chandler, Rage, and Howell.

[ Slight look of shock on DiMarco's face. ]

Rob DiMarco - Against you???

Rob Traxler - Not me alone, no.

[ Traxler looks straight into the camera. ]

Rob Traxler - You 3 bring whatever it is you THINK you got in those testicles. And me, I'll bring Ramos and my brother Drew, and we'll get this business done in a 6 man tag team match. We're giving you this opportunity just one time, Chandler. And make no mistake about it...a Predator ALWAYS smells the fear of his prey. The time will come when you will have no choice but to face me in that ring, and when you finally get the balls to do it, your ass is mine!

Rob DiMarco - And what about Vega?

Rob Traxler - Vega? He's just a sneak preview of what is going to happen at Family Reunion.

[ Traxler pauses for the dramatic effect as the crowd pops. He looks away from the camera. ]

Rob Traxler - I hunt for the thrill...

[ His glare shoots straight into the camera. ]

Rob Traxler - ...and I ALWAYS get The Kill.

[ Traxler leaves to go to the ring. ]

Chris Myers - This next match is scheduled for one fall!

[ "The Godfather" Theme blasts through the speakers... ]

Chris Myers - Introducing first... standing 6'2" and weighing in at 191 pounds, from Chicago, Illinois, Vincent Vega!

[ Vincent Vega steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring. ]

[ "Bleed" by Collective Soul blasts through the speakers... ]

Chris Myers - And his opponent... standing 6'7" and weighing in at 273 pounds, from Silent Springs, Colorado, "The Predator" Rob Traxler!

[ "The Predator" Rob Traxler steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring. ]

[ Ding, Ding, Ding! ]

The Informer - And here goes Rob Traxler's first EVER EWA match! Let's see what he can do.

Vic Canon - Vega attacks Traxler... Traxler gets Vega in an Arm Drag! Traxler steps back, and Vincent Vega gets right back up. He charges at Rob Traxler... HIP TOSS!

[ The match continues with Rob Traxler dominating Vincent Vega. Traxler uses 100% Technical moves, and then hits moves like a double underhook suplex, a double arm DDT, a short arm clothesline, a dragon sleeper into a backbreaker and a swinging neckbreaker. We re-join the commentators... ]

Eddie Sensation - Traxler sets him up!

The Informer - BELLY TO BELLY! And Vincent Vega's body flops across the ring!

Vic Canon - What's this?! Rob Traxler is calling for the end of Vincent Vega! He lifts Vega to his feet, and sets him up....

Eddie Sensation - This could put Vega in a hospital!

The Informer - Traxler lifts him....... OH!!!! OH MY GOD!!!! THE KILL!!!! HE NAILED IT!!!!!!

Vic Canon - 1.... 2...... 3!!

Eddie Sensation - HOLY SHIT!

Chris Myers - The winner of this match... "THE PREDATOR" ROB TRAXLER!

WINNER: "The Predator" Rob Traxler w/ The Kill by Pinfall

The Informer - Great show by Rob Traxler! Unfortunatly, Vincent Vega had to be his first victim.

Vic Canon - Traxler was incredibly TECHNICAL, and impressed me here tonight!

Eddie Sensation - I'd love to see this guy in the UFC!

[ El GiGante is walking around backstage, and he's pissed off!! As he walks by EWA Staff Memebers he asks them if they've seen Cody Bryant, and they all answer with no's. Suddenly, GiGante approaches a person wearing a Tom Stone mask. He asks the man if he's seen Cody Bryant... ]

Man - Yeah, I saw him kick El GiGante's ass a few seconds ago!

"Soul SurViVa" El GiGante - WHERE DID HE GO?!

Man - That way [Points down the hall]

[ El GiGante starts walking down the hall, when suddenly from behind the "man" takes off his mask to reveal Cody Bryant. He nails El GiGante in the back of the head with the North American Title. ]

"Fire" Cody Bryant - HAHA!!!! THIS IS FUN!!!! HIDE AND SEEK, YOU'RE IT!!!!

[ Cody Bryant begins running down the hallway like a little girl. He slips on some water, falls on his head, but gets up and continues running. ]

[ "Got The Life" by KoRn hits the speaker system inside the arena in Minneapolis, Minnesota as the crowd begins to go electric… ]

The Informer - Wait a minute here!

Vic Canon - That's Diamante's music!

[ Without any delay, "The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante steps out from behind the curtain with the help of his crutches… ]

Eddie Sensation - Yeah, it is. Shouldn't he be at home somewhere planting some flowers? Oh, wait… I forgot. Gardening is too strenuous on that little broken leg of his.

The Informer - Eddie, be quiet. With the amount of stress this man's gone through in recent weeks, plus… as Tom suggested, the possibility of the fact that this man may be totally juiced up on pain medication… can you blame him for being a little wacky this week?

Vic Canon - Is it just me or doesn't Diamante act this way EVERY week?

Eddie Sensation - Yeah… unfortunately.

[ With microphone in hand and a huge smile on his face, Diamante begins to speak… ]

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - I KNOW! I KNOW! I love you people too!

[ "TDS" waves to his fans… ]

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - I'm sorry to disappoint, however… because I didn't come out here to be my usual SUPER HERO self tonight!

[ The fans begin to boo… ]

Eddie Sensation - They're just eating it up. Pathetic!

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Instead… tonight… I CAME HERE TO WRITE THE FIRST CHAPTER IN THE BOOK WHICH WILL ULTIMATELY TELL THE TAIL OF LA PARKA'S DEMISE FROM THE EWA!!!

[ The crowd absolutely erupts for Diamante… ]

Vic Canon - That's quite a bold statement.

Eddie Sensation - Yeah, especially for a man in a crutch who's about as harmful as a housefly! Who is this guy kidding?!

The Informer - Haven't you learned by now NEVER to doubt that man?

Eddie Sensation - Haven't YOU learned by now that somewhere between the time the EWA was last opened and the day it re-opened that "TDS" must have suffered a severe mind-altering blow?!

[ Nick continues… ]

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Standing up here on this ramp right now, I'm proud to announce the following! This coming Sunday night in Philadelphia at EWA Family Reunion…………………… "THE DIAMOND STUD" NICK DIAMANTE WILL BE FACING LA PARKA IN A NON-SANCTIONED STREET FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!

The Informer - WHAT THE HELL?! HOW??

[ The crowd in attendance goes nuts over the promise Diamante has made… ]

Vic Canon - NO WAY! THIS MAN MUST BE UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF SOME SORT OF MIND-ALTERING SUBSTANCE! HOW THE HELL CAN HE SAY HE'S GOING TO WRESTLE THIS SUNDAY?! HIS LEG IS BROKEN!!!

Eddie Sensation - There's a fine line between genius and moron… AND THIS GUY JUST TOOK A DETOUR ONTO EXTREME IDIOT AVENUE!

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - …AND LA PARKA… YOU'D BETTER COME PREPARED WITH EVERY STEEL CHAIR YOU OWN BECAUSE THAT AND THE ENTIRE MEXICAN ARMY WON'T SAVE YOU NOW, ESSA!!!!!!! ARIBA!!!! ARIBA!!!! I'LL SEE YOU SUNDAY, PARKA!!!!

[ Diamante limps his way behind the curtain as fast as he can… ]

The Informer - WHAT IN THE WORLD HAVE WE JUST WITNESSED?!

Vic Canon - Hold on here, one second. I think we missed something here. Who ever gave Nick Diamante permission to book this match? Tom sure as hell didn't!

Eddie Sensation - All Tom ever did was grant Nick 10 minutes of interview time! DIAMANTE'S FLIPPED HIS LID! THIS MATCH ISN'T LEGAL!!!!

The Informer - Fans, I hate to agree with Eddie, but…

Eddie Sensation - SAY IT! SAY IT!

The Informer - Eddie, I think you're right! "The Diamond Stud" was never granted the opportunity to wrestle La Parka at Family Reunion this Sunday!

Vic Canon - Maybe that's why he challenged for a Non-Sanctioned Match?

Eddie Sensation - BUT IT WOULD STILL HAVE TO BE O-K'ed BY THE EWA! COME ON!

The Informer - Fans, we have absolutely no clue what's going on in this situation! We've got people scrambling backstage for an answer! We'll get one to you as soon as we get one!

Eddie Sensation - I THINK DIAMANTE JUST O-D'ed ON PHARMACEUTICALS!!!

[ Rob DiMarco walks into the dressing room of the man called Scythe ready to do an interview, when he is surprised to find two police officers in a very serious discussion with the sadistic mad man. ]

Police Officer - Where were you the night of the 7th?

Scythe - Why, I was in my hotel room, clipping my toe nails. I save them. Wanna see?

Police Officer - Are you sure you weren't in the vicinity of the park that night... the night that old bum got lit up like a torch?

Scythe - Why I don't have the foggiest idea what your talking about.

Rob DiMarco - What the...? What did he do?

Police Officer - This is a police investigation sir, none of your concern. But it's over now. We'll be leaving. Don't YOU leave town pal.

Scythe - So long boys!

Rob DiMarco - Why are the police... here... well, actually I can just about guess why.

Scythe - Oh really? Then you must have a pretty demented mind Robby! Just like me!

Rob DiMarco - Somehow I doubt that.

Scythe - Damn right skippy! Cuz I'm the sickest mofo around. You don't believe me? Just watch. I've set myself on fire. I've thrown that idiot Leon Sharpe into traffic. I nearly blinded that fat fuck a few weeks ago. And now I get four guys... FOUR GUYS! I get to beat the living day lights out of four people! I'm gonna break his nose, and pull that ones hair, and step on that ones foot, and then give the other two purple nurples, and then...

Rob DiMarco - Your in a TAG TEAM match tonight. TAG TEAM. You and Anton Bailey are on the same team against Bio-Hazard and Sharpe.

Scythe - What? Shut up! Tag team? That's absurd! I want all the pain for myself! I'm not sharing one delicious morsel with anybody! Ha!

[ Scythe heads to the ring as Rob shakes his head. ]

[ We go to the back where we see "Thundergod" Leon Sharpe backstage. Sharpe has a visable bandage over his bad eye and sunglasses on. Sharpe has a black t-shirt with "Draconian Justice" across the front in red. Rachel Stevens is standing by with Sharpe. ]

Rachel Stevens - I am standing by with "Thundergod" Leon Sharpe...

"The Thundergod" Leon Sharpe - yes.. you are Rachel. With one half of a Doomsday Connection.

Rachel Stevens - You have referred to yourself and Biohazard as that a few times lately..

"The Thundergod" Leon Sharpe - any capable wrestler teamed with me is in a Doomsday Connection. I bring the doom and my partner brings in whatever he is good at doing.

Rachel Stevens - how is your eye right now?

[ Sharpe takes off his sunglasses to show the bandage on his eye. ]

"The Thundergod" Leon Sharpe - The bandage is there..

[ Sharpe takes off the bandage. ]

"The Thundergod" Leon Sharpe - but not anymore. The eye is getting close to 100%.

Rachel Stevens - What do you have to say to Scythe and Anton Bailey?

"The Thundergod" Leon Sharpe - Anton Bailey, your belt will soon become my belt. I am coming to take your belt. Scythe, you are a sadistic punk SOB. You came for an eye and I will take some more out of you. Thunder booms occiasionally, Lightning strikes are 1 in a million but the Thundergod strikes alot more and leaves alot of destruction.

Rob DiMarco - Alright fans..I'm joined by the man next to me who is about to go into battle with Scythe against Leon Sharpe and Bio-Hazard...the EWA Extreme Champion Anton Bailey.

Anton Bailey - Hey DiMarco..shut your trap and make this quick..I don't want to sit back here and yak with you forever..I do have a match you know.

Rob DiMarco - Right..Anton the main question on everybodies minds has to be if you and Scythe can co-exist. Do you think this will happen?

Anton Bailey - Do I think that we can co-exist? Of course I think we can work together DiMarco. Because Scythe knows that if he doesn't work well with me..then he'll more than likely end up on his back looking at the ceiling as a result of a close up meeting with my belt.

Rob DiMarco - Right..what about your prediction for the match tonight?

Anton Bailey - I could have sworn that I told you this yesterday Rob..I think that there are going to be four men who put their all into it tonight. But like I told you..the team with "The Made Man" on it will be the ones who walk out the victor..simply because I am the best thing going right now..no matter what anybody has to say. You can't beat the man that is going the strongest at this moment in time..if I have to beat these guys' asses..I'll do it just to prove that. Now if you're done DiMarco..I'd like to get the hell out of here.

[ Anton walks away from the set and Rob DiMarco. ]

Rob DiMarco - Wow fans..he has a one track mind and he is on his way to the ring to cause somebody some serious pain.

Chris Myers - This next match is scheduled for one fall!

[ "When Worlds Collide" by Powerman 5000 blasts through the speakers... ]

Chris Myers - Introducing first... standing 6'3" and weighing in at 228 pounds, from Manhattan, New York, Bio-Hazard!

[ Bio-Hazard steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring. ]

[ "God of Thunder" by KISS blasts through the speakers... ]

Chris Myers - And his partner... standing 6'11" and weighing in at 304 pounds, from Kingman, Arizona, "The Thundergod" Leon Sharpe!

[ "The Thundergod" Leon Sharpe steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring. ]

[ "It's Been A While" by Staind blasts through the speakers... ]

Chris Myers - And their opponents! Introducing first... standing 6'1" and weighing in at 230 pounds, from Truth or Consequences, New Mexico, Scythe!

[ Scythe steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring. ]

[ "My Hero" by Foo Fighters blasts through the speakers... ]

Chris Myers - And his tag-team partner... standing 6'4" and weighing in at 240 pounds, from Tucson, Arizona, Anton Bailey!

[ Anton Bailey steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring. ]

[ Ding, Ding, Ding! ]

The Informer - Leon Sharpe and Bio-Hazard will take on Scythe, and your EWA Extreme Champion Anton Bailey! They're in the ring, and Scythe looks like he's going to start off against....

Vic Canon - Bio-Hazard! Bio-Hazard just charged at Scythe, and tackled him to the mat! Bio-Hazard is on top of Scythe, punching him in the chest and head!

[ Bio-Hazard's assault continues. He chokes Scythe, but the referee breaks the hold. Bio-Hazard hits a succession of moves like a Tornado DDT, a T-Bone Suplex and a Reversed Russian Leg-Sweep. ]

Eddie Sensation - He covers Scythe! 1... 2.... No! Scythe kicks out.

The Informer - Bio-Hazard lifts Scythe to his feet, twists his arm around, and tags in Leon Sharpe!

Vic Canon - Sharpe gets into the ring, and nails Scythe with a double armed axe handle smash! Sharpe scoops Scythe....

[ Sharpe nails Scythe with a Scoop Slam. He continues beating on Scythe, and hits a German Suplex, a T-Bone Suplex and a Chokeslam. ]

Eddie Sensation - Leon Sharpe walks over to his corner, and tags in Bio-Hazard! Bio-Hazard jumps to the top rope, and gets in position!

The Informer - LOOK OUT!!!! HERE COMES A TOP ROPE GUILLOTINE LEG DROP!!!!!

Vic Canon - NO!!! NO!!! SCYTHE MOVED!!!

Eddie Sensation - Go for the tag, moron!

[ Instead of going for the tag to Anton Bailey, Scythe thinks he has everything under control. He gets up, kicks Bio-Hazard in the face, and then hits him with a Brainbuster, a Blockbuster Neckbreaker and a Springboard Enziguri. He then turns to Leon Sharpe, and knocks him off the apron! Sharpe gets up off the floor, and trips Scythe as he bounces off the ropes. Bio-Hazard is in control of the match again, and nails Scythe with a Samurai Driver before tagging in Leon Sharpe. Sharpe lifts Scythe, and nails him with Snake Eyes (Powerbomb into the turnbuckle). Leon Sharpe then climbs to the top rope! ]

The Informer - WHAT IS HE DOING?! HE DOESN'T BELONG UP THERE! HE'S HUGE! THE RING MIGHT COLLAPSE!

Vic Canon - Sharpe is perched up there! Scythe gets up.... and runs into the ropes!

Eddie Sensation - HA!!! Sharpe just landed hard on his family jewels!! The bigger they are, the harder they fall!

The Informer - Exactly Eddie! Scythe is now going for the tag! No, wait! He refuses to tag in Anton Bailey! He lifts Leon Sharpe to his feet... OOOH!! SHARPE WITH A LOW BLOW!!!!

Vic Canon - HA! The tables have turned again!

Eddie Sensation - HEY... LOOK OUT!!!! OOH!!!!!! SHARPE NAILS SCYTHE WITH THE LS SPECIAL!!!!

The Informer - HE COVERS HIM.... 1......... 2........ THRE--

Vic Canon - OOOH!!!! ANTON BAILEY JUST NAILED LEON SHARPE IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH THE EXTREME TITLE!!!!!!

Eddie Sensation - Bio-Hazard is in the ring.... WHAM!!!!!! ANTON BAILEY NAILES HIM WITH THE TITLE AS WELL!!!!!! THE REF IS CALLING FOR THE BELL!!!!

Chris Myers - The winners of this match by Disqualification.... Leon Sharpe and Bio-Hazard!

WINNERS: Leon Sharpe & Bio-Hazard by Disqualification

The Informer - Now Scythe is getting to his feet.... He's standing face-to-face with Anton Bailey! What's this?! Bailey extends his hand?! HE WANTS A HANDSHAKE?!?!!

Vic Canon - Have they formed some sort of alliance?!

Eddie Sensation - ........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OOOOOOH BOY!!!!!!! BAILEY JUST KNOCKED SCYTHE'S HEAD OFF HIS SHOULDERS!!!!!!

The Informer - MY GOD!!!!!! ANTON BAILEY JUST NAILED SCYTHE WITH HIS EXTREME TITLE!!!!!! AND NOW HE NAILED SHARPE AND BIO-HAZARD AGAIN, JUST FOR GOOD MEASURES!

Vic Canon - Not a good move by Anton Bailey right now! He's going into the Pay-Per-View as a marked man! 3 men want to get their hands on him now!

Eddie Sensation - Well, we have to wait until Sunday to find out what happens with this situation...

The Informer - We'll be right back fans!

[ Cody Bryant suddenly bursts out from behind the curtain, and heads towards the ring with El GiGante's North American Title. He rolls into the ring, grabs a mic, and begins talking. ]

"Fire" Cody Bryant - El GiGante, everyone knows I'm better than you. You even know I'm better than you! So, I've arranged with Tom Stone a little deal. You go to Stone's office, sign a paper, and then I become North American Champion without ever having to hurt you! It's easier like this GiGante! You won't get humiliated, and I become champion like I rightfully should!

[ The fans begin booing. ]

"Fire" Cody Bryant - What's the problem?! Wait, I KNOW! Tell me if I'm right, okay? You all want to see me KICK EL GIGANTE'S ASS FOR THE TITLE!

[ The fans boo louder. ]

"Fire" Cody Bryant - You want me to leave El GiGante alone?

[ The fans boo louder. ]

"Fire" Cody Bryant - WAIT! I GOT IT!!! You want a THREE way for the title between me, Jack Bandit, and Willy O. Wow!

[ The fans continue booing, and being "YOU SUCK" chants. ]

"Fire" Cody Bryant - WELL THEN WHAT IS IT?!

[ Suddenly, Tom Stone shows up on the EWA Big Screen. The fans cheer the second they hear his voice! ]

Tom Stone - I'LL TELL YOU WHAT THEY WANT! THEY WANT TO SEE EL GIGANTE KICK YOUR ASS THIS SUNDAY!!!

[ The fans erupt! ]

Tom Stone - Which is why, Cody Bryant, I'm signing an EWA North American Title Match between you and El GiGante for the Pay-Per-View THIS SUNDAY!!

[ The fans continue cheering. Suddenly, El GiGante comes out from the crowd. The fans spot him, but Cody Bryant doesn't! GiGante creeps into the ring, and stands behind Cody Bryant. ]

Tom Stone - And you know what Bryant?? [Begins laughing] ....why should we wait until Sunday?

"Fire" Cody Bryant - Huh?

Tom Stone - Turn around, wise ass.

[ Cody Bryant turns around to see El GiGante. GiGante begins slaughtering Cody Bryant, hitting him with a succession of 10-15 moves. El GiGante then nails Bryant with Total Annihilation THREE times, and then walks out of the ring with his North American Title. ]

[ We join a conversation between "The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante and Tom Stone in progress… ]

Tom Stone - NICK! As the owner of this company and as your friend I can't in good conscience even let you anywhere the arena this Sunday! Let alone in the ring with La Parka!

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - AWW, COME ON TOM! Look at what La Parka has put me through! At this point in time… IT'S ALL OR NOTHING!

Tom Stone - I understand that, Nick… but you're risking your career! That's your health! Your body is your own financial investment! Not to mention my financial investment. As part of the EWA… Nick, it's in the company's best interest to keep you away from Philadelphia.

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - But I already told the fans, Tom!

Tom Stone - I know…

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - I thought we had an understanding when you said you trusted my judgment.

Tom Stone - Yes, yes… I know, but…

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - NON-SANCTIONED, TOM! THE EWA WILL HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH IT! IF I GET HURT, YOU WON'T BE HELD RESPONSIBLE!

[ Silence… ]

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Tom, I know this is risky business and I know this isn't how you conduct your operations. But in business… SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO TAKES RISKS, TOM! Tommy… LA PARKA RUINED MY COMEBACK! Right now, I could have been wrestling Chandler! I could have been getting my revenge on him and getting my first crack at Heavyweight gold! You KNOW that's all I live for anymore! BUT LA PARKA ROBBED ME OF MY LIVELIHOOD! HE STOLE MY ABILITY TO EARN A LIVING AND SHOOT FOR MY DREAMS!!

Tom Stone - NICK, I UNDERSTAND THAT!

[ A moment of silence once again fills the room… ]

The Informer - This has to be one of the toughest decisions Tom's been faced with… ever!

Vic Canon - That's for sure!

Eddie Sensation - I say sign Diamante up for councilling. You'll be doing us all a favor.

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Tom, I need your permission to wrestle La Parka. I don't need your permission to HURT La Parka. I'm not trying to be a prick, but Tom… please… you know me… I lose it easily sometimes. Maybe it's just in your best interest to let me do this. I know I've got a broken leg and I know I'm nowhere near ready to go… but please… La Parka needs to be stopped!

[ Tom, completely frustrated at this point, lets it all go… ]

Tom Stone - Non-Sanctioned?

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Yes.

Tom Stone - You won't sue anybody?

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Never!

[ Pause… ]

Tom Stone - Fine, you've got it.

[ The crowd in the arena pops… ]

Vic Canon - NO WAY! THIS IS AWESOME!

Tom Stone - But Nick, I'm only doing this out of respect. I fear for your well-being, Nick. I really do.

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Tom, you don't have to fear anythi…

[ Suddenly, the door to La Parka's office goes flying open as La Parka stands there with a steel chair in hand… ]

The Informer - OH MY GOD IT'S LA PARKA!!!!

Eddie Sensation - WHO NEEDS TO WAIT FOR SUNDAY?! HAHA!

Tom Stone - WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE! GET OUT! SECURITY!

[ La Parka inches closer to Stone's desk. Diamante is legitimately struggling to his feet in attempts of defending himself and Stone… ]

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME, HUH?!

Vic Canon - THIS IS GONNA GET UGLY, GET SOMEONE IN THERE! NOW!

[ La Parka nods and stops. He drops the steel chair on the floor. He reaches up and takes a grab at his mask, and in one motion, he removes it to reveal… ]

Eddie Sensation - VINNY D?!?!?!?!?!?!

"The Original Outlaw" Vinny D - Gotcha!

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - HAHAHAHA!!! YOU COMPLETE PRICK!!

"The Original Outlaw" Vinny D - That would be me!

Tom Stone - YOU GUYS ARE INSANE!!!!!!! I ALMOST HAD A HEART ATTACK!!!

[ Just then, a voice is heard… ]

[ A pan out camera view shows the ring from afar, and the Target Center is full of fans. Cameras zoom in and we see Vic Canon standing in the middle of the ring. Set up in the middle is a small speaker’s podium with a paper. There’s 3 pages to this contract. The first is to verify that both men are fit to compete under the guidelines set by the Pennsylvania Athletic Committee, another that waives the EWA from responsibility should injury or death occur during the match, and the third agreeing to the match to take place this Sunday. Canon stands with a smile on his face in the middle of the ring. ]

Vic Canon - Ladies and Gentleman, right now I have the distinct honor of overseeing the contract signing between Johnny Hardcore and Ethan Tyler!

[ The fans cheer. Canon’s getting a major pop tonight. ]

Vic Canon - Introducing first….. The Hardcore Legend himself, Johnny Hardcore!

[ The fans explode with cheers as “Come Out and Play” by The Offspring hits the P.A. System. Johnny walks out in his traditional ring wear. Black warm up pants with a black t-shirt, sporting his trademark sunglasses. He walks out and waves to the crowd, touching hands with every fan he can. After about two minutes, he climbs into the ring and shakes hands with Vic Canon. ]

Vic Canon - Johnny, thanks for being here, now, if you would please sign the three documents up on this podium and date them.

[ Johnny smiles and walks up to the podium, glancing and signing the away that he is in good condition, the best of his career. He signs away any responsibility the EWA would have for injury… Johnny’s well being is in his hands now…. Finally, he makes it official, he’s ready to face Ethan Tyler at Family Reunion. He signs it and raises his arm to the crowd who gives him a thundering pop. ]

Vic Canon - Thank you Mr. Hardcore, now, to make this complete, his opponent for this Sunday. The man who’s name makes EWA staff shudder, Wrestling’s most Vile star, Ethan Tyler!

[ "So What’cha Want?" by The Beastie Boys plays as Ethan Tyler parts the curtains. Fans boo him and he doesn’t give a flying shit as his sight lays on one target tonight… Not the fans, not the people who constantly rag on him, the people who try to make the world a chore for Ethan. It’s not focused on Vic Canon, a man who’s trying to be a thorn in Tyler’s side when it comes to his EWA career. Surpisingly, it isn’t on Johnny Hardcore, the very man who knows how to take Ethan down, and isn’t afraid to sacrifice himself in the process. It’s focused on 3 pages of legal sized white paper on a podium. Tyler slides under the bottom rope and signs the first two pages. Finally, he goes to sign the third and stops. Fans boo as he looks at Johnny Hardcore. He drops the pen and closes the paper. He walks over to Hardcore and stares in his face. ]

Eddie Sensation - SHOWDOWN! Security can’t stop this from happening!

The Informer - Vic better get the heck out of there and fast, it’s bound to get ugly!

[ Inches from each other, both men stare into the other’s eyes, into the very soul. Tyler finally says “See you at the Pay-Per-View” very softly. As he turns, Johnny tells him “See you there”. Tyler signs the third page, pushes Canon, throws the pen at Hardcore and rolls over the top rope. Fans boo as Ethan makes his way to the back. Hardcore stands in the ring shaking his head with the biggest grin on his face. ]

The Informer - It’s settled, the biggest match of student vs. teacher. Not many matches have had the kind of emotional intensity this one will have….. I wouldn’t be surprised if one man didn’t walk out of this one.

Eddie Sensation - It’s the match I’m looking forward to the most Informer……. It will be a classic bloodfest.

Rob DiMarco - I'm standing here with EWA World Heavyweight Champion Cl...

Chandler - Shut the fuck up.

Rob DiMarco - Now, listen here...

Chandler - [Shooting up and into DiMarco's face] No, YOU listen. I'm the goddamn EWA World Heavyweight Champion, yet NO ONE respects that. Jesus fucking Christ, I've been fucking sick! Sick for two weeks! How the hell can I have a match going through that shit! So FUCK YOU, DiMarco, and fuck the goddamn fans. Tonight, our commisher GETS FUCKING KILLED. INTERVIEW OVER.

[ Chandler cuts the tape he was wrapping around his wrist and storms out of the room ]

[ The crowd pops huge as the camera shifts backstage to Rachel Stevens and Drew Norwood. Rachel has her mic raised and starts. ]

Rachel Stevens - I am standing here with the EWA Commissioner, Drew Norwood, who tonight gets the opportunity of a lifetime...the chance to fight for the EWA World Title. Shadowhawk, you must be pretty excited considering you are getting this chance in front of your hometown fans.

[ Norwood looks off into the distance as he speaks. ]

Drew Norwood - Rachel...tonight.....tonight is not about making a name for myself. Am I happy to have this chance in front of many of my friends and family? Absolutely. But am I certain that this will be a fair chance offered me? Of course not...I'd be a fool to think otherwise. You see, Rachel, it's quite simple...I already know that I'm not getting a fair shake at the title tonight. But you know what...the title is rather inconsequential right now.

Rachel Stevens - That's an interesting viewpoint to have about one of the most coveted titles in wrestling...

[ Norwood glares at her, silencing her effectively. ]

Drew Norwood - Maybe so...but as I said, the title is not my focus tonight. Tonight is about me getting into that ring as a man of honor and discipline and taking Chandler APART, piece by piece, until he decides to call his cronies out to do his dirty work. But hey, I have my backups, so it's all good. Clayton...you have trampled around on everyone who helped you get where you are. You have lied, cheated, and stolen to get what you have today. And tonight, I am going to expose you for the shallow man you are and make you wish you have never challenged me in the first place.

Rachel Stevens - Bold words, Commissioner...how are you so sure you can back them up considering your limited experience in the ri....

[ Norwood hushes Stevens with a raised hand. ]

Drew Norwood - Shh....do you hear that?

[ Stevens looks a little perplexed. ]

Rachel Stevens - Hear what?

[ Norwood smiles broadly and looks into the camera. ]

Drew Norwood - It's the mute cries of those who have made bold claims of dominion over me only to fall subject to the Silent Flight.

[ The crowd pops in the background. Norwood smirks. ]

Drew Norwood - Chandler....are you prepared for yours?

[ Norwood storms off towards the ring as the camera switches back to ringside. ]