[ Ethan Tyler is seen sitting in a steel chair, staring intently at a T.V. screen. The screen is obviously EWA T.V. because we can see his picture in the T.V., with the TV’s inside the TV’s going on into infinite, just like Tyler’s gaze. Staring like a zombie. ]

The Informer - That guy isn’t right.

Eddie Sensation - Tell me about it, I got the creeps.

Vic Canon - Ethan Tyler is here! Well, physically, but probably not mentally.

Eddie Sensation - You got that right.



[ The camera brings us to a shot of the EWA symbol, which quickly fades to black. We then see a montage of clips of old and new EWA superstars walking, talking, and doing what they do best--fighting. After a 2-3 minute video is shown, a brand new EWA Tuesday Night Heat video is played. Many clips of past matches, current superstars and pyro are shown. We are then brought to a shot of inside the Ice Palace in Tampa, Florida, where THOUSANDS upon THOUSANDS of fans have flooded the Ice Palace. After a quick view of the fans signs, we are brought to a shot of the announcer's table, where The Informer, Vic Canon and Eddie Sensation are ready to kick of Tuesday Night Heat. ]

The Informer - WELCOME TO ANTOHER JAM-PACKED EDITION OF TUESDAY NIGHT HEAT!!!!!

Vic Canon - YOU WANT SUSPENCE?? WELL SCREW THE MOVIE THEATERS! YOU DON'T HAVE TO PAY $10 TO WATCH THIS 2 HOURS OF ACTION!

Eddie Sensation - HA! Damn straight! Just pay your god damn cable bill.

The Informer - Shut up Eddie. Fans, tonight we have 6 announced matches, and a few matches yet to come! We know that Drew Norwood is in the building, and we know that La Parka is in the building. Those are two men who will most probably sign some matches tonight!

Vic Canon - Since you talk about who's IN the bulding, lets talk about who's NOT in the building! Nomad won't be in the arena tonight. He's rehabbing his back in hopes of making it to the PPV, to his big International Title Match with Cody Covington! AND, speaking of Cody Covington, let's show you how he has taken advantage of Nomad's absence! Take it away boys!

[ There's a small line of EWA fans in the lobby, all waiting to enter a small booth set up off to one side. Cody Covington is standing in front of the booth. Over the curtain-covered entrance to the booth, there's a sign that reads "Who's the greatest EWA International Champion of all time? YOU decide!!!" Cody is encouraging people to cast their vote inside ]

Cody Covington - Step right up, fans! YOU'RE opinion can make a difference! Help show Nomad just how far his head is up his ass, come and cast your vote in favor of your hero, "Crystal Clear" Cody Covington!!!

[ Cody waves more people onto the end of the line ]

Eddie Sensation - HAHAHA!!! WHAT A GENIUS!!!!!

The Informer - I can't stress how goofy that voting booth really is. Cody Covington has turned from a great competitor to a nutcase!

Vic Canon - Not really Informer, he's always been like that!

Eddie Sensation - ANYWAYS! We have 3 titles on the line tonight, plus who knows what else will be added.

The Informer - Yes.... Charles Christopher Carroll, Howell, and El GiGante will step into the ring for the EWA TV and North American Titles! First fall being the North American Champion, second fall being the TV Champion!

Vic Canon - Anton Bailey puts his title back on the line against Bio-Hazard... and we have Fabulosos Los Bastardos and "Fire" Cody Bryant debuting tonight!

Eddie Sensation - Also, The Zodiac steps in the ring with Troy Huntley... and Scythe and Leon Sharpe go at it for the #1 Contender spot for the Extreme Title!

The Informer - It's going to be great fans! Don't miss a minute of it!

[ "Paint It Black" by The Rolling Stones kicks in over the PA, and Johnny Rage emerges from the back. His long hair is tied back in a ponytail, his title belt is strapped around his waist, and in his right hand he holds a kendo stick, stained in the blood of two of Rick Ramos, his former tag team partner and best friend, and Serial Thrylla, a former drinking buddy and pal. Rage begins the slow walk to the ring, and the boos cascade down around him from every corner of the arena. ]

Eddie Sensation - Would you listen to this ovation!

Vic Canon - Hopefully he will shed some light as to what the hell that was last week!

[ Rage steps through the ropes and just stares out towards the crowd, smirking. ]

The Informer - Will you look at that shit-eating grin on his face!

Rage - Well, I guess I better explain what the hell that was last week, huh? I don't think I can begin to explain it all without any back story. Years ago, when I broke into the EWA, it was Rick, Thrylla, and myself. We hung out. We'd wrestle a show, go out, find a dive that was open 24 hours and talk and eat. Then we got to know Chandler after he was our mystery partner against DX. Thus, Team Ballz was formed.

Rage - That match should have tipped me off to how much Thrylla valued my opinion. Did he consult me when he chose our mystery partner? Ask my opinion? Even tell me who the hell it was?

[ We are brought into Chandler and Johnny Rage's shared locker room. The two are sitting on opposite sides of the room, facing each other. ]

Chandler - Now what the FUCK are we going to do?!?!

Johnny Rage - I don't know man....

Chandler - We COULD wrestle the match... but that's what that cocksucker wants...

Johnny Rage - Yeah, exactly... there's gotta be an easier way...

Chandler - But what is it?

Johnny Rage - .....

Chandler - .....

Johnny Rage - .......

Chandler - .......

Johnny Rage - I'VE GOT IT!!!!!

Chandler - Shoot.

[ We fade out as the two begin discussing... ]

[ The scene opens over the backstage area in front of the cracked door of Cody Bryants locker room, where inside heavy and sharp breathing can be heard. Going inside we see Cody Bryant doing push ups his head breaking a sweat and Chasey sitting on the bench with wondering eyes. Rob DiMarco steps towards Bryant with words. ]

Rob DiMarco - Sir, can we have a word on your up coming match here tonight with Stefan Knight?

[ Bryan turns his head as standing up in push up position, looking towards Rob DiMarco, He going into kneeling position and lifting himself up looking behind him at Chasey then back to Rob ]

Cody Bryant - Yes, You may. Tonight is a Debut for the both of us, yes? Well I can understand that starting from the bottom to the top! Right now I am just glad to be here in EWA. Yesterday, years ago when I was a boy and my father Troy Bryant a legend in this sport he started with the same competition I do tonight ~The Low~ but even after all of it, he became a Grand Slam Champion and thats what I am going to work towards being. Tonight a non-title match I am fine with that but Knight you better be ready for a kicking of a lifetime!

[ Cody quickly lifts his foot up, kicking a punching bag hard making it rock back and forth, he taking a step back sitting down on the bench where Chasey is running his hand long blonde threw his hair. ]

Cody Bryant - Yeah, I have skill but I don't know a damn thing about this Stefan Knight and thats something very important about matches is knowing your opponent. I have known I have to wrestle him, all week but I have not seen him and with that that sort of pisses me off but all and all it should be a good match because believe it or not we both the same height and weight. Knight, I will not hold back on anything in this match or any other match I might be in, I promise the world you will not be disappointed and tonight in this match I will dedicate this match to all my fans and family in Phoenix, Arizona!

[ Cody looks to Chasey and stands up before him looking to Rob ]

Cody Bryant - Tonight, It will be one for the ages and it will be the first day of my reign and my dream, I will win the crowd and I will win this match because it is ment to be!

[ Cody walks past Rob on the right side and Chasey walks past him on the left side, they walking out of the room and the scene fades over a poster of Cody Bryant with his arm raised up in a fist, pointing up to the sky ]

Chris Myers - This next match is scheduled for one fall!

[ "Click Click Boom" by Saliva blasts through the speakers... ]

Chris Myers - Introducing first... standing 6'1" and weighing in at 221 pounds, from Baltimore, Maryland, Stefan Knight!

[ Stefan Knight steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring. ]

[ "Bawitdaba" by Kid Rock blasts through the speakers... ]

Chris Myers - And his opponent... standing 6'1" and weighing in at 211 pounds, from Phoenix, Ariziona, "Fire" Cody Bryant!

[ "Fire" Cody Bryant steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring. ]

[ Ding, Ding, Ding! ]

The Informer - And here we go fans! "Fire" Cody Bryant and Stefan Knight are about to go head to head.

Vic Canon - They circle... Cody Bryant grabs Knight in an arm bar from behind.. and kicks Knight into the ropes! Stefan Knight comes back.... Hurricanrana by Cody Bryant!

Eddie Sensation - Knight's up though!

The Informer - Cody Bryant kicks him in the gut..... POWERBOMB! He covers him... 1.... 2..... No! Stefan Knight kicks out!

Vic Canon - "Fire" Cody Bryant climbs to the top rope... Stefan Knight is on his feet... look out!

Eddie Sensation - Missle Dropkick! He hit Stefan Knight so hard that he flew onto the outside!

The Informer - Bryant is back on his feet now.... he hits the ropes.......!!!!!!!

Vic Canon - Suicide dive! Right onto Stefan Knight, who didn't see it coming on the outside!

Eddie Sensation - Bryant picks him up, and rolls him into the ring. He goes to the top rope again....

The Informer - BIG SPLASH!!!!!! He covers Knight... 1..... 2..... No! Kickout!

Vic Canon - And now "Fire" Cody Bryant is calling for the end! He's waiting for Stefan Knight to get up... he's getting ready for the Fire Starter!

Eddie Sensation - Knight is up... LOOK OUT!

The Informer - WHAM!!!! THE FIRE STARTER! Right on the chin of Stefan Knight! He covers him... 1..... 2..... 3!

Chris Myers - The winner of this match... "Fire" Cody Bryant!

WINNER: "Fire" Cody Bryant w/ Fire Starter by Pinfall

Vic Canon - Well, Cody didn't take long with that match!

Eddie Sensation - Eh, nobody would take long with Stefan Knight.

The Informer - Congratulations to Cody on his first EWA win... lets send it to the back!

Vic Canon - We're going backstage, apparently La Parka has arrived here and he's got some friends with him...

[ The camera fades to a view of the backstage area. The camera pans the lockeroom area. Then, La Parka comes into view, and walking with him are two women on his arms dressed in La Parka suits ]

Eddie Sensation - HAHAHA!!!! He's got a following!! Look at him. He's a real man. He's got two chicks with him, and they're Parka ladies.

The Informer - I'm being told they're the La Parchicas.

Eddie Sensation - La Parchicas? That's awesome!! This guy is amazing what else is he gonna do to dazzle us? Not only did he make Diamante tap last week, but now, he's got his own groupies!

Vic Canon - Wait a second. Isn't that?

The Informer - It's Vinny D! THE ORIGINAL OUTLAW IS HERE AND HE'S SNEAKING UP ON LA PARKA!

Vic Canon - Not to mention, HE'S GOT A STEEL CHAIR!

Eddie Sensation - WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING? GET HIM OUT OF HERE! HE'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE!

Vic Canon - He's gonna hit La Parka! La Parka hasn't even noticed his pressence! This is gonna be good......

The Informer - HERE HE GOES!

[ We go backstage where Leon Sharpe just got a snack out of the vending machine. Sharpe taps the machine. ]

Leon Sharpe - This sucker's plastic. At least I get the chance to beat somebody up who will appriciate it. If I run into Shawn Carter, I will just pound him some more.

[ Suddenly, Shawn Vinson walks up with a pass around his neck. ]

Shawn Vinson - Hey Thundergod, I got a pass to go back here. I just wanted to thank you for your words of inspiration last night.

Leon Sharpe - okay.. another thing you should learn. Learn to be tougher.

[ Sharpe smacks Vinson across the face. ]

Leon Sharpe - Just your lashings early, remember who got you to the top and one day, do not take any more shit from others. I gotta go Shawn. Have fun back here, just don't run into Madman or anything. Okay?

[ Sharpe walks off as we fade to black. ]

[ Camera shift to the makeshift Commissioner's Office. Pop from the fans as Drew Norwood is shown sitting behind his desk. His hair remains long, but he is clean shaven and his hair is neatly combed and bound in a ponytail. He is looking over some paperwork and does not notice the camera. ]

Drew Norwood - There's gotta be a way to deal with this newfound threat to EWA's mission. But looking over this roster...I don't know that there is anyone who could step it up alongside Ramos enough to deal with Chandler and Rage.

[ He throws the papers down in frustration and gets up, walking over to his file cabinet. He opens the top drawer and pulls out a big folder labeled "HIW Contacts" and sits back down, browsing through this set of files. ]

Drew Norwood - Maybe there is something or someone valuable in here that could be persuaded to take an extended leave of absence from HIW to come make some noise here....let's see....Liger....Hunter...Fury...hmmm......this is an interesting file. I need to make some calls and see if there are any strings to pull...

[ He glances up and finally notices the camera. ]

Drew Norwood - What the hell?!?! GET THE HELL OUT OF MY OFFICE! You're gonna blow the secrets, dumbass!

[ Norwood jumps to his feet and comes around the desk quickly as the cameraman tries hard to move to the exit. He slams the door in the cameraman's face and the feed cuts. ]

Rachel Stevens - I'm standing here with The Zodiac, who is about to enter a match with Troy Huntly. We've heard some words from you about Mr. Huntly, but none from him, anything else you would like to say before your match?

The Zodiac - Obviously something is up with this kid. He signs up with the EWA, the best federation around, but doesn't even bother to shoot a promo? Doesn't even bother to retaliate in any way? Well, he shouldn't even bother wasting his time coming down to the ring tonight either. Why? Because a storms coming, and he doesn't got an umbrella. The Blood of The Zodiac will rain down on him. Cover him head to toe, just like being upstream without a paddle, and about to drowned.

[ The Zodiac smirks at Rachel and then walks away. ]

Chris Myers - This next match is scheduled for one fall!

[ "Fuck Dying" by Ice Cube blasts through the speakers... ]

Chris Myers - Introducing first... standing 6'2" and weighing in at 233 pounds, from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, "Tha Abomination" Troy Huntley!

[ "Tha Abomination" Troy Huntley steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring. ]

[ "Blood of the Zodiac" by Machine Head blasts through the speakers... ]

Chris Myers - And his opponent... standing 6'3" and weighing in at 233 pounds, from San Francisco, California, The Zodiac!

[ The Zodiac steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring. ]

[ Ding, Ding, Ding! ]

The Informer - And we're off! Two newcomers are going at it right here...

Vic Canon - Something tells me this one won't be long either.

Eddie Sensation - $50 on The Zodiac, $1 on Troy Huntley.

The Informer - The Zodiac charges at Troy Huntley! SWINGING NECKBREAKER! Huntley didn't expect that!

Vic Canon - They both get up... Zodiac hooks him, Vertical Suplex!

Eddie Sensation - But Huntley gets right back up.... The Zodiac is waiting for him...

The Informer - Belly to Belly suplex! The Zodiac covers him... 1.... 2..... No! Huntley kicks out!!

Vic Canon - The Zodiac lifts him to his feet... he kicks him in the gut! RUNNING POWERBOMB!!!!

Eddie Sensation - HA! That was wicked!

The Informer - The Zodiac lifts Huntley to his feet... and whips him into the corner! Huntley stumbles out of the corner.....

Vic Canon - SPEAR!!!! SPEAR BY THE ZODIAC! And now The Zodiac is calling for the end!

Eddie Sensation - The Blood of The Zodiac, coming right up! Half price, just for Troy Huntley!

The Informer - The Zodiac puts Huntley on the top rope... he gets up there, sets him up.... LOOK OUT!!!

Vic Canon - .......WHAM!!!!! THE BLOOD OF THE ZODIAC! He covers him!

Eddie Sensation - 1...... 2....... 3!

The Informer - And that's all folks!

Chris Myers - The winner of this match... The Zodiac!

WINNER: The Zodiac w/ Blood of The Zodiac by Pinfall

Vic Canon - I think that was quicker than the first match.

Eddie Sensation - Eh, doesn't matter. The good stuff is still to come.

The Informer - Damn right Eddie.

[ Sharpe is seen drinking a Coke next to the EMTs for the event. ]

Leon Sharpe - You guys must hate me for giving you so much work.

EMT - Nah.. we don't hate you, if we hated you, we wouldn't go and help you if you got hurt. Anyways, hauling people out is alot better than eating food and watching TV.

Leon Sharpe - what crazy world do you live in? okay, just be prepared for Scythe later tonight.

[ Sharpe walks off the scene of the EMTs. ]

Rob DiMarco - I'm here right now with Los Fabulosos Bastardos. Gentlemen, you have been very outspoken about the history of the EWA Tag Team ranks. Why do you look back on the history of this division in such disgust?

Capitán Loco - Es señora muy simple, joven. Miramos la lista del vaunted a EWA y pensamos que el dios está jugando una broma cruel en nuestras carreras. Qué ha pasado para los equipos competitivos en esta federación no pasaría para los corredores en nuestro país de orígen.

Señor X - venimos de un lugar donde está una manera la lucha de la vida, él nos embutimos en nuestra cultura apenas tan profundamente como el mac grande en América. Entrenamos a nuestras vidas enteras para este deporte, americanos hacemos luchadores después de que sus carreras del balompié encima. Tomamos la lucha muy seriamente, es nuestra vida, es nuestro sueño y es lo que nos pusieron en este planeta para hacer. no es un cierto retraso si no podríamos cortarlo como soporte de la línea. Crecimos para arriba en una aldea pobre, y diario vivimos luchando. Todo lo que lo hicimos era tren, y el es lo que hemos mirado adelante a nuestra vida entera, una ocasión de hacerla en el tiempo grande, una ocasión de brillar en el proyector. Para mostrar al mundo para lo que hemos pasado años sobre años que entrenaban. Mostrar el mundo que el libra de Luche no es una cierta broma, ese los luchadores mejicanos no son segunda tarifa, tarjeta mediados de, pedazos de mierda. Somos más talentosos entonces el cuarto entero del armario de EWA combinado y seremos esta noche nuestra ocasión de mostrarle todo. Tan usted me pregunta porqué es la mirada detrás en la división del equipo de la etiqueta de EWA en la repugnancia..it porque no uno de esos equipos de la etiqueta podría llevar a cabo una vela a los bastardos fabulosos.

Rob DiMarco - I don't understand a word of it, but what do you think of your chances tonight against the Men's Men?

Señor X - es muy simple nosotros no piensa cualquier cosa de ellos en todos. Son el fondo de nuestro zapato, la pequeña roca molesta que consigue cogida en su pisada cuando usted está recorriendo el camino al greatness. Muchos hombres han recorrido este camino antes de que pero ningunos de ellos hayan recorrido con tal capacidad, intensidad y orgullo en sus partes posterioras. Este camino que estamos recorriendo es largo y traidor, no cada hombre podría hacer cuáles somos pero tenemos tradición el empujar de nosotros en cada trampa, cada quagmire y en cada camino oscuro que esté de nuestra manera. Aunque este camino es largo y peligroso sabemos ya el resultado porque es llano considerar, en el final de la mentira del camino los títulos del equipo de la etiqueta del mundo de EWA, y no importa quién el paso de progresión de nuestra manera sea los hombres de Men.s, los reguladores, altamente los bastardos de Conceited, o cualquier otro equipo de la etiqueta ellos puede tirar de algún parque innato del acoplado. Los bastardos fabulosos recorrerán a la derecha concluído ellos y no la mirada de nuevo a considera la mancha ellos a la izquierda en el camino al greatness. Los hombres de men.s serán esta noche la primera mancha en el camino cuando atamos a uno de ellos para arriba en el árbol de la aflicción, el mundo nunca mirarán el equipo de la etiqueta que lucha igual otra vez.

Capitán Loco - No tenemos la época de sentarse aquí y de contestar a estas preguntas estúpidas sobre los otros equipos en el EWA. Qué usted está mirando ahora es el futuro del equipo de la etiqueta que lucha, y de más maneras que una. Tendremos los mejores emparejamientos, ganaremos la mayoría de las correas, y nuestra camiseta venderá más que cualquier otro item en la cabina de la mercancía. Somos mejicanos, y ese los medios ese greatness están en nuestra sangre. Adiós!

[ The two men walk away from Rob DiMarco. ]

Chris Myers - This next match is scheduled for one fall!

[ "Five Minutes Alone" by Pantera blasts through the speakers... ]

Chris Myers - Introducing first... at a total combined weight of 528 pounds, The Wildman and Madman, The Men's Men!

[ The Men's Men step out from behind the curtain and head towards the ring. ]

[ "Hotel California" by The Gypsy Kings blasts through the speakers... ]

Chris Myers - And their opponents... at a total combined weight of 510 pounds, from Parts Unknown, Capitán Loco and Señor X, Fabulosos Los Bastardos!

[ Fabulosos Los Bastardos step out from behind the curtain and head towards the ring. ]

[ Ding, Ding, Ding! ]

Eddie Sensation - HAHAHA!!!!! WILDMAN AND MADMAN... THE MENS MEN?!?! HAHAHA!!!! ARE YOU SERIOUS?!

The Informer - Dead serious Eddie. And you're about to see them in action. The Wildman is starting off against Capitán Loco!

Vic Canon - Capitán Loco with a quick Drop kick! The Wildman hits the ropes, and knocks Madman off the apron!

Eddie Sensation - HAHA!!! Madman is pissed! He's walking out!

The Informer - What the hell?! It was an accident! And now he's leaving The Wildman!

Vic Canon - Capitán Loco lifts The Wildman... BRAINBUSTER! Capitán Loco tags in Señor X... here comes some double teaming!

Eddie Sensation - Fabulosos Los Bastardos grab The Wildman.... SPIKE PILEDRIVER!!!!

The Informer - And The Wildman rolls out of the ring!! Fabulosos Los Bastardos look at each other... bounce off the ropes.... and.... and..... and......

Vic Canon - DOUBLE SUICIDE DIVE!!!!! RIGHT ONTO THE WILDMAN!!!!!!

Eddie Sensation - Holy shit! 510 pounds dropping on you all at once won't feel too nice!

The Informer - Fabulosos Los Bastardos roll The Wildman into the ring. They pick him up to his feet....... DOUBLE POWERBOMB!!!!

Vic Canon - Shit! The Wildman is taking a beating!

Eddie Sensation - And now Fabulosos Los Bastardos are putting The Wildman on the top rope! They've got him set up......

The Informer - DOUBLE SUPERPLEX!!!!! The Wildman is going to wake up in a hospital bed guys!

Vic Canon - Probably! And Fabulosos Los Bastardos aren't easing off at all!

Eddie Sensation - I like this! I like THEM!

The Informer - And now they've just signaled to the crowd... what are they doing?!

Vic Canon - They're tieing the Wildman up in the corner! The Tree of Woe!

Eddie Sensation - The Wildman is hanging upside down in the corner! OH SHIT, LOOK OUT!

The Informer - OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!! ÁRBOL DE LA AFLICCIÓN!!!!!! THEY NAILED IT!!!

Vic Canon - God damn! Capitán Loco baseball slid right into his face, and Señor X drop kicked him in the gut!!

Eddie Sensation - They cover him! 1..... 2..... 3!

Chris Myers - The winners of this match.... Fabulosos Los Bastardos!

WINNERS: Fabulosos Los Bastardos w/ Árbol De La Aflicción by Pinfall

The Informer - Damn! Impressive win by Fabulosos Los Bastardos!

Vic Canon - Hell yeah! They're dangerous!

Eddie Sensation - I love those guys! Get them in the ring again!

The Informer - Maybe next week Eddie. Lets move on with the show...

[ We are brought to the backstage area of Leon Sharpe's locker room. The door is kicked in, and the camera crew moves in to see what happened. ]

The Informer - OH MY GOD! SCYTHE IS ON TOP OF LEON SHARPE! WHAT'S HE DOING?!

Vic Canon - HE'S TRYING TO RIP OUT LEON SHARPE'S EYE BALLS! OH MY GOD! I THINK HE'S GOT A GOOD HOLD OF ONE OF THEM!

Eddie Sensation - THATS FUCKING GROSS!!!

The Informer - AND HERE COME THE EWA OFFICIALS! THANK GOD!!!! LEON SHARPE COULDV'E BEEN BLINDED FOR LIFE!

Vic Canon - JESUS CHRIST, SCYTHE IS A PSYCHO! WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK FANS!

[ Pop from the crowd as we cut back to Drew Norwood walking around backstage. He is looking down at the ground as he walks and accidentally bumps into Rob DiMarco. ]

Drew Norwood - Woah...sorry there, DiMarco. Wasn't paying attention.

Rob DiMarco - Not a problem....hey, I didn't get a chance to tell you...I'm glad that we have someone as devoted as you as our new Commish...should make things a little more safe around here.

[ Norwood looks at Rob then turns his face slightly towards the ceiling with a distant and perplexed look on his face. Awkward silence fills the air for what seems like an eternity. ]

Rob DiMarco - Drew?

[ Norwood glances back at Rob, chuckles to himself, and looks down the hall. ]

Rob DiMarco - Commissioner?

[ Norwood turns back to face Rob. ]

Drew Norwood - Finally...you address me with the proper respect. Rob...let me ask you something.

Rob DiMarco - Alright.

Drew Norwood - Is there anyone on this EWA roster who you think may be able to stand up to Chandler and Rage?

Rob DiMarco - Yeah, man...

Drew Norwood - Excuse me, DiMarco?

Rob DiMarco - Uhm...sorry...yes, Commissioner. I suggest you try the locker room 3 doors down on the left.

Drew Norwood - Is that who I think it is?

Rob DiMarco - Probably.

[ Norwood shakes his head slightly, sighs a little, and looks down the hall once more. ]

Drew Norwood - I suppose he might have to do for the time being...very well. Thank you, DiMarco.

[ Norwood nods and starts on his way down the hall. ]





The Informer - Last week on Tuesday Night Heat fans… we saw the unthinkable. In a match that was contested under Steel Chair Challenge rules, "The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante TAPPED OUT to La Parka! It was something we never, ever would have expected!

Vic Canon - Informer, Nick Diamante has only once ever submitted in this business, and he did it in grand fashion when he admitted to Clayton Chandler that he respected him. But last week, we saw that "The Diamond Stud" truly is a human being like each and everyone of us when pain caused him to give up to La Parka right in the center of the ring.

Eddie Sensation - Guys, in all seriousness… at one time, I was the biggest fan Nick Diamante ever had. I knew this man was a warrior! He was unstoppable! But from a big fan's point of view… Diamante has changed, I mean… he gave up… Nick doesn't give up…

The Informer - Eddie, with all due respect to Nick Diamante, he was already taking part in a match that was too extreme for the condition of his knee. And now, I think he learned his lesson. Especially after he paid a visit to his doctor this past week.

Vic Canon - That's right, Informer. Fans, from what we're being told… "The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante has hyper-extended his knee and is suffering from a broken leg, all at the hands of La Parka last week.

Eddie Sensation - Yeah, and that means he's supposed to be out of action for AT LEAST 6 weeks. But after that brutal encounter… who knows if he'll even be back at all?

The Informer - Well, Eddie… there's no doubt that Nick Diamante is a broken man mentally and physically, and rightfully so. Earlier this morning, we sent EWA personality Rachel Stevens to the Doctor's Hospital in Toronto, Ontario where Nick is resting and recovering to attempt to get a word with this dejected man. Let's roll the footage…

[ As the footage begins to roll, we see EWA reporter Rachel Stevens standing beside the hospital bed of "The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante. Nick lays back in the bed with his cast-covered leg in a sling supported high above the bed. Rachel begins to speak… ]

Rachel Stevens - Nick, thank you for taking a moment out of your day to speak to us here in the Extreme Wrestling Association. I know this has been a tough week for you physically and mentally with your submission loss to La Parka and your subsequent knee injury. First, can you explain to our viewers the extent of your injury and how it will affect your immediate future in the EWA?

[ Diamante, openly dejected, begins to speak in a low voice… ]

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Well Rachel, the doctor told me I've hyper-extended some muscles in my knee as well as having broken my fibula in my left leg. I'm going to be out for a helluva long time.

Rachel Stevens - I'm sorry to hear about that horrible news. Nick… as one would expect, your loss to La Parka has caused a lot of commotion in the wrestling world.

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Why's that?

Rachel Stevens - Well, Nick…I'm sure you understand that…

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - What? The fact that I lost to a nobody, right? The fact that I took a fall to La Parka…

Rachel Stevens - Nick, I…

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - NEWS FLASH, WOMAN! I LOST! I'M HUMAN! GET THE HELL OVER IT! IT HAPPENS! YOU DON'T HAVE TO TOSS SALT INTO MY F*CKING WOUNDS!

[ A moment of silence as Rachel Stevens contemplates her next few words carefully… ]

Rachel Stevens - I'm sorry if I at all offen…

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - No, I'm sorry. It's just been rough for me. Please, just… strike it off the record or whatever. Forget it ever happened.

Rachel Stevens - Okay, sounds fair. As I was saying, Nick the world was really shocked when a man who is a virtual-unknown, La Parka… comes out of nowhere, enters the EWA, takes out your knee, and then forces you to submit right in the middle of the ring. Many people are doubting your, well… your worth to the industry these days.

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - So you're standing there trying to find a nice way to tell me I suck, right?

Rachel Stevens - Nick, please… In no way would I imply that.

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - You said people are questioning my worth to the industry of Pro Wrestling. Why are you insulting my intelligence? Your words directly translate to "Nick, YOU SUCK! Wrestling doesn't need you." Do they not?

Rachel Stevens - …

[ Rachel opens her mouth, but nothing comes out… ]

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Yeah, that's what I thought. Attempting to insult the intelligence of an English major isn't bright, Rachel. But sure, you can always come back and tell me that English skills don't mean a damn when you're in the ring wrestling, and losing, to a man who barely speaks the language… La Parka.

Rachel Stevens - Mr. Diamante, please! Now you're putting words into my mouth.

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - You came here for a few words on what's going on with La Parka, so fine… I'll give you the words. No… maybe Nick Diamante's not what he used to be anymore. He sucks. Fine, whatever… you said it first, not me. La Parka, all the power in the world to ya, bro. You f*ckin' did it. You humbled Nick Diamante… in the ring, where it counts. Is this issue over? Hell, how should I know? According to Stevens over here, I'm not worth anything anyway, so who knows if Tom'll even have me back when I recover. All I know is I'm up in this sling for God knows how long, and I'm the next man destined to be forgotten. So, peace out to all my little Diamond Stud-a-holics out there… jump on La Parka's band-wagon… he's destined for success. I'll catch ya around.

Rachel Stevens - Nick, you're acting like a child.

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Get the f*ck out.

[ Extremely offended, Rachel Stevens leaves the room… ]

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - There ya have it fans, yet another story-book ending to the career of "The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante here in the Extreme Wrestling Association. It was so, SO wonderful to be back home.

[ The screen fades to black… ]

[ We're backstage again, and an EMT is checking out Leon Sharpe-bandaging his eye up. ]

EMT - Leon, if you go out there and wrestle that match you could lose all eye sight out of your left eye forever!

Leon Sharpe - I DON'T GIVE A SHIT..... I'M GOING TO GO KICK THAT LITTLE SHIT'S ASS!

EMT - NO LEON! DON'T DO IT!

[ Sharpe gets up, and storms off. ]

[ Back in the main lobby, Cody Covington is still manning his voting booth. A teenage boy walks up to the booth, and Cody looks at him ]

Cody Covington - Are you here to vote on who's the greatest EWA International Champion of all time?

Fan - Nah, dude, didn't you say Nomad wasn't here tonight?

Cody Covington - Well, no, he's not. I broke him in half something fierce. Why?

Fan - 'Cause his car just pulled into the parking lot, man!

Cody Covington - WHAT?!

[ Cody runs off towards the parking lot and the camera cuts back to ringside ]

[ The lights in the arena slowly fade to black and at that same moment the big screen goes to static. The fans rise in anticipation as a video begins to play over the big screen. ]

Vic Canon - That was amazing presence by Howell, and it looks like it paid off! Covington is laid out right here in front of us! Howell picks him up, and whips him into the stairs....

[ Cody crashes into the stairs shoulder-first with a loud crash ]

Eddie Sensation - Take it to him Howell!!!

The Informer - Howell now whips Cody in the opposite direction, right towards the steel ring post, and....REVERSAL BY COVINGTON! Howell's head just slammed into that post!!!

Vic Canon - Cody stumbles over to Howell and rolls him back in. He goes in after him, and pulls him to his feet. He whips him off the ropes, and goes for a big clothesline, but Howell spins around and locks on a sleeper hold!!! Cody stumbles forward and grabs onto the ropes!

Eddie Sensation - And Draven isn't breaking the hold!!! I love it!!!

The Informer - Again, Dan Draven tries to screw Cody Covington!!! But it backfires!!! Cody gets an arm around, and hits a big belly-to-back suplex on the unsuspecting Howell!

Eddie Sensation - FUCK!!!

Vic Canon - Cody up to his feet, he picks up Howell....and he's setting up for "Clearly Crippling"!!!

[ EWA staff members are making their way through the parking lot looking for certain equipment. They are talking about the last match that went down and are making plans to go for a beer after the show when they stumble on Scythe sitting on the base of a pulley playing with a lighter. ]

Scythe - What's up fellas? Wanna play a little game?

[ Scythe holds his hand over the flame of the lighter. He slowly lowers his hand onto the flame until the fire is almost licking the skin of his fingers. His skin starts to turn black as he looks up at the staff members with a smirk on his face. ]

Scythe - Your turn.

[ The staff members take off in a hurry. ]

Scythe - Well if you can't stand the heat don't play with fire... bye boys.

[ Scythe whips the lighter across the parking lot and then starts to adjust his boot straps. ]

Scythe - Leon Sharpe... Leon Sharpe... didn't your mother ever tell you... be careful what you wish for... sometimes your wishes DO come true... except it might not be as good as you thought? Or in my case... better then you ever imagined? It's playtime Leon Sharpe!

[ Scythe slaps his boot with his hand maing sure it is on tight and gets up off the trolley and straightens his back to lossen it. ]

Scythe - Leon, let's just cut right to the chase. I don't wanna waste words with you or anyone else for that matter.

[ He dusts his shoulder off in a cocky and sarcastic manner and then looks at the camera. ]

Scythe - Remember that Leon. Can I cll you Leon? heh heh... "Here I come to cause some pain"!

[ Scythe walks away toward the main arena entrance. ]

[ We go to the back where we see Rachel Stevens. The camera zooms out as we see Leon Sharpe towering over her. ]

Rachel Stevens - I am back here with "The Thundergod" Leon Sharpe.

"The Thundergod" Leon Sharpe - and I am back here.. if you didn't notice.

Rachel Stevens - Leon Sharpe will be taking on Scythe in a #1 contenders match for the EWA Extreme title, how do you feel about the match Thundergod?

"The Thundergod" Leon Sharpe - I must say.. this match will be enjoyable. Kids of all ages will love the beating of Scythe. Adults will love it. For some twisted reason Scythe will also love it. Scythe, the whipping boy, is gonna get a whipping from his personal Reaper.

Rachel Stevens - Does Scythe's crazy ways worry you?

"The Thundergod" Leon Sharpe - some say that the crazy have the advantage over the tough. But, I am not worried about Scythe, I know that he has a bag of dirty tricks but I will make sure he cannot use those tricks. Scythe is gonna be in the dust as I approach the EWA Extreme title. Rachel, you can see it yourself.

[ Sharpe walks off. ]

Chris Myers - This next match is scheduled for one fall, and is an Extreme Rules Match!

[ "God of Thunder" by KISS blasts through the speakers... ]

Chris Myers - Introducing first... standing 6'11" and weighing in at 304 pounds, from Kingman, Arizona, "The Thundergod" Leon Sharpe!

[ "The Thundergod" Leon Sharpe steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring. ]

[ "It's Been A While" by Staind blasts through the speakers... ]

Chris Myers - And his opponent... standing 6'1" and weighing in at 230 pounds, from Truth or Consequences, New Mexico, Scythe!

[ Scythe steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring. ]

The Informer - Eariler tonight we saw Scythe attack the eyeballs of Leon Sharpe! Surprisingly, Leon is going to wrestle this match with a patch on his eye.

Vic Canon - Scythe is a nut! I hope Sharpe teaches him a lesson.

Eddie Sensation - Hey, Sharpe was looking for something to do last week. Now he found it!

[ Ding, Ding, Ding! ]

The Informer - And we're off! Scythe's got a baseball bat in his hand, and Sharpe looks a little worried. Scythe swings! NO! Sharpe moves! Scythe swings again!

Vic Canon - Sharpe moves out of the way! Scythe with a quick kick to the ribs! Sharpe is feeling that one!

Eddie Sensation - He swings again! LOOK OUT!

The Informer - OH! Sharpe took that one in the forearm! WHAM!!!! ANOTHER SWING NAILS SHARPE RIGHT IN THE SHOULDER!

Vic Canon - And Leon Sharpe goes down! Scythe drops on top of Sharpe, and rips off the bandage! Scythe is going for his eye again!

Eddie Sensation - No! Sharpe kicks Scythe off of him, and rolls out of the ring! Sharpe is heading to the back, holding his hand over his eye!

The Informer - Scythe gets to his feet, and rolls to the outside! He walks over towards the ring announcer Chris Myers, and grabs a steel chair! Scythe is heading towards Sharpe now!

Vic Canon - Sharpe makes his way through the curtain, and disappears! Scythe runs up the entrance ramp, and through the curtain! The camera follows closely!

Eddie Sensation - Wait a minute.... Scythe lost Sharpe! He doesn't see him anywhere, and neither do I!!

The Informer - LOOK OUT!!!! FROM BEHIND, SHARPE NAILS SCYTHE WITH A PIPE TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD! SCYTHE GOES DOWN!

Vic Canon - And Sharpe has that chair now! Scythe gets to his feet..... WHAM!!!!!! CHAIR SHOT RIGHT TO THE HEAD!!! Scythe stumbles back into a wall, stumbling around and trying to get to his feet.

Eddie Sensation - Sharpe swings... No! Scythe ducks, and Sharpe nails the wall with the chair! Scythe continues stumbing forward..... WHAM!!!!!!!!! SHARPE NAILS HIM WITH THE CHAIR FROM BEHIND!!!!!!

The Informer - And Scythe falls ontop of a table! Leon Sharpe spreads Scythe out on the table... and climbs a nearby ladder!

Vic Canon - Sharpe is on the fifth or sixth rung.... he jumps! LOOK OUT SCYTHE!!!!!!!

Eddie Sensation - OH SHIT!!!!! SCYTHE MOVED, AND SHARPE WENT STRIGHT THROUGH THE TABLE!!!! SHARPE IS DOWN NOW!!!

The Informer - Scythe gets to his feet, and grabs the ladder!! OOOH!!!!!! SCYTHE DROPS THE LADDER ON LEON SHARPE!! He covers Sharpe! 1.... 2..... No! Sharpe kicks out!

Vic Canon - Wait a minute.... Scythe just saw something, and is running towards it! Get the camera on it!

Eddie Sensation - Where'd he go?! I can't see him!

The Informer - LOOK OUT!!!!!!!!!!! SCYTHE IS ON A FORKLIFT!!!!!! HE'S DRIVING A FORKLIFT WITH A CRATE ON IT!!!!! LOOK OUT LEON!!!!

Vic Canon - OH SHIT!!!!!! SCYTHE JUST NAILED SHAPRE IN THE FACE WITH THAT CRATE JUST AS HE GOT UP!!! SHARPE GOES DOWN!

Eddie Sensation - HA!! That was wicked! And now what's Scythe up to?!

The Informer - Scythe gets out of the forklift, and approaches Sharpe.... he puts Sharpe on the crate!

Vic Canon - Scythe gets back in the driver seat... and begins drivng the forklift with Leon Sharpe on it!

Eddie Sensation - Scythe is going at full speed! That thing must be going 40 - 50 miles per hour!

The Informer - Dont tell me..... no! NO! NO!!!!! SCYTHE IS GOING STRAIGHT INTO A WALL!!!!! LOOK OUT LEON!!!!

Vic Canon - ........AND THEY CRASH RIGHT THROUGH THE WALL!!!! THERE'S A PILE OF BRICKS AND DRYWALL ONTOP OF LEON SHARPE! AND SCYTHE CONTINUES TO DRIVE THE FORKLIFT!!!!

Eddie Sensation - Wait a minute.... they're going into the parking lot!! Scythe is driving that forklift, with Leon Sharpe on it, into the parking lot!

The Informer - Hey Eddie.... isn't that your car?!

Vic Canon - HA! IT IS!

Eddie Sensation - WHERE?! NO IT'S NOT!!!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!?!

The Informer - HAHAHA!!!

Vic Canon - GOTCHA!!!!

Eddie Sensation - Oh shut up you idiots!

The Informer - THAT MAY OR MAY NOT BE EDDIE SENSATION'S CAR, BUT SCYTHE JUST DROVE INTO IT!!!! LEON SHARPE WENT THROUGH THE WINDSHEILD OF THAT CAR!!!!!

Vic Canon - Scythe opens the passenger side door... and covers him!

Eddie Sensation - HA!! INSIDE THE CAR?!

The Informer - The referee counts on the hood... 1..... 2..... No! Sharpe kicks out!!!

Vic Canon - And now Scythe is pulling him out of the car... and walking farther away from the building!!

Eddie Sensation - Wait a minute... what the hell is that?!

The Informer - Oh no! They're heading right for a major intersection! Scythe and Sharpe are about to run into a major street!!!

Vic Canon - This could turn ugly real quick! And I think it is.... because Scythe is going for a powerbomb right onto the sidewalk!

Eddie Sensation - Scythe lifts him! No! He can't get him up! SHARPE BACK BODY DROPS HIM!

The Informer - NO! Scythe lands on his feet! Great counter by Sharpe, and by Scythe!

Vic Canon - Leon Sharpe turns around... he goes for a clothesline! NO! SCYTHE DUCKS!

Eddie Sensation - ......OOOOOOOOOOOOH SHIT!!!!!!! LEON SHARPE JUST GOT NAILED BY A CAR!!!!!!!!

The Informer - MY GOD!!!! SHARPE WANDERED INTO THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET, AND GOT NAILED BY ONCOMING TRAFFIC!!!

Vic Canon - ...AND SCYTHE GOES FOR THE COVER! THE REFEREE COUNTS.... 1..... 2..... 3!!!!

Eddie Sensation - HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!

Chris Myers - The winner of this match, and #1 Contender for the Extreme Championship... Scythe!

WINNER: Scythe by Pinfall

The Informer - GET SOME HELP OUT HERE FOR LEON SHARPE!!!!! HE COULD BE SERIOUSLY HURT!!!!

Vic Canon - BUT SCYTHE ISN'T FINISHED! HE'S PICKING UP LEON SHARPE, AND ROLLINGH IM ONTO A PARKED CAR!

Eddie Sensation - What the hell is he going to do next?!

The Informer - Scythe has him set up ontop of the car....

Vic Canon - LOOK OUT!!!!!!

Eddie Sensation - OOOOH SHIT!!!!!!

The Informer - BELLY-TO-BACK SUPLEX, RIGHT ONTO THE HOOD OF THE CAR!!! SCYTHE NAILED IT!!!!! LEON SHARPE JUST DENTED THE HELL OUT OF THE TOP OF THE CAR!!!!!! FANS, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK!!!!!!! DON'T GO AWAY!!!!!!

Voice - Rob, this time I'm right and you're wrong! Please give it up. Stone scheduled me THIS week to INTERVIEW GiGante!

[ We focus on Rachel Stevens and Rob DiMarco arguing yet again. ]

Rob DiMarco - Rachel don't even start with me tonight. Tom scheduled me yet AGAIN to interview Mr. GiGante. I don't know where your coming up with this crap because Tom didn't schedule you.

Rachel Stevens - Alright Rob. Do you want to go to Mr. Stone's office right now?

Rob DiMarco - No.

Rachel Stevens - Why?

Rob DiMarco - Its a waste of time.

Rachel Stevens - No, you just don't want me to prove you wrong/

Rob DiMarco - No, that's no.....

[ The screen fades in as we see Rob DiMarco standing next to Howell with his television title around his waist. ]

Rob DiMarco - Howell, in moments you'll be taking on El GiGante and Charles Christopher Carroll in a three way dance with both the Television and North American titles on the line.

Howell - DiMarco... did I just here you right? You said I'm taking on El GiGante and C3 in a few moments?

Rob DiMarco - Yes, that match is scheduled next.

Howell - Well then, I guess you can go tell the both of them they won't have the displeasure of getting their asses kicked by Howell tonight. Tell them I decided that I'm not even gonna show up... you can call it a 'no show'.

Rob DiMarco - You can't just no show for your match tonight Howell... your Television title is on the line!

Howell - Oh... I can't 'no show' for my match? Just watch me Robby. The Television title is worth shit compared to being able to defeat someone the caliber of Serial Thyrlla... so strip me of the championship... I really don't care... but I'm not stepping in that ring until I'm standing across from Thrylla.

[ Howell walks off from the interview with Rob DiMarco as he stands there with a confused look on his face as the camera fades to black. ]

Chris Myers - This next match is scheduled for TWO falls, and is for the EWA North American AND Television Championships!

[ "Superthug" by Norega blasts through the speakers... ]

Chris Myers - Introducing first... standing 5'10" and weighing in at 180 pounds, from Madrid, Spain, "Soul SurViVa" El GiGante!

[ "Soul SurViVa" El GiGante steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring. ]

[ "Bottom" by Tool blasts through the speakers... ]

Chris Myers - And his opponent... standing 6'1" and weighing in at 227 pounds, from Chicago, Illinois, Charles Christopher Carroll!

[ Charles Christopher Carroll is nowhere to be seen. ]

Eddie Sensation - What the shit?! WHERE'S CARROLL?!

The Informer - WAIT! We have backstage footage! Give it to us boys!

[ Backstage, we see Charles Christopher Carroll attacking Howell! Rob DiMarco is still on the scene, so it must have happened SECONDS after Howell announced he won't be participating in this match. Carroll and Howell conitue to battle, as there is no one who really has the upper hand. ]

Vic Canon - Carroll is pissed! I guess Howell's comments hit a soft spot!

Eddie Sensation - Hey! Look! The referee is counting something!

The Informer - OH MY GOD, ARE YOU SERIOUS?! THE REFEREE IS COUNTING OUT CARROLL?! THAT'S BULLSHIT!

[ Ding, Ding, Ding! ]

Chris Myers - Ladies and Gentlemen, the winner of the first fall and NEW EWA North American Champion... "Soul SurViVa" El GiGante!

WINNER: "Soul SurViVa" El GiGante by Forfeit

Vic Canon - Wow! GiGante is our new North American Champion, just like that!

Eddie Sensation - Hey, look! EWA officials have finally broken up Howell and Carroll! And Carroll heard the announcement, he's pissed!

The Informer - And LOOK! The referee is counting out Carroll AGAIN!

Vic Canon - COULD EL GIGANTE HOLD BOTH TITLES?! WE'LL FIND OUT IN 10 SECONDS!

Eddie Sensation - 2..... 3......... 4........

The Informer - Carroll is still backstage!

Vic Canon - 5...... 6........ 7......

Eddie Sensation - THERE HE IS!

The Informer - 8......

Vic Canon - CARROLL IS SPRINTING TO THE RING!!!

Eddie Sensation - 9.........1--

The Informer - CARROLL GETS IN, JUST IN TIME!

Vic Canon - Charles Christopher Carroll gets to his feet, and lunges at El GiGante with a spear!

Eddie Sensation - WHAM!!!!!! HAHAH!!!! GIGANTE MOVED, AND CARROLL SPEARED THE REFEREE!!! THE REF IS DOWN!!!

The Informer - And I'm sure Carroll doesn't feel bad about doing that, especially after the referee counted him out!!

Vic Canon - Carroll is on his feet... he turns around... El GiGante swings with a clothesline! NO! Carroll ducks... he grabs GiGante.... FLAWED EVOLUTION! FLAWED EVOLUTION! FLAWED EVOLUTION!

Eddie Sensation - HE NAILED IT!!!!!

The Informer - BUT THE REFEREE IS OUT!!!!! CARROLL IS COVERING GIGANTE, BUT THE REF IS OUT COLD THANKS TO CARROLL!!!

Vic Canon - Now what?! Carroll is coming to the outside! He's got a chair! NO! He's got the EWA TV Title! He's bringing it into the ring!

Eddie Sensation - GiGante is slowly getting to his feet... Carroll measures him!

The Informer - .......WHAM!!!!!!!!! CARROLL NAILS EL GIGANTE WITH THE EWA TELEVISION TITLE!!!!!!!! EL GIGANTE GOES DOWN HARD!!!!

Vic Canon - AND THE REFEREE IS COMING TO! CARROLL COVERS GIGANTE!!!!!

Eddie Sensation - 1.................

The Informer - TWO........... AAAAAAAAAND..........

Vic Canon - THREE!!!!!

Eddie Sensation - DONE!

[ Ding, Ding, Ding! ]

Chris Myers - The winner of this match, and NEW EWA Television Champion... Charles Christopher Carroll!

WINNER: Charles Christopher Carroll w/ Belt to the head by Pinfall

The Informer - CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT GUYS?! I've NEVER seen that side of Carroll!

Vic Canon - He was pretty damn pissed off! I never imagined of him doing such a thing!

Eddie Sensation - Looks like he's interested in the Extreme division now! HAHAHA!!

The Informer - I doubt it Eddie.. I think Howell's words struck a nerve, that's all. Anywho, El GiGante is your new North American Champion, and Carroll is your new Television Champion.

Vic Canon - Congratulations to both of them.

Eddie Sensation - Yeah, yeah, yeah...

[ Cody Covington sprints into the parking lot looking for Nomad. He sees his 1988 Honda CRX parked in plain view ]

Cody Covington - Where is he?! Where is the gothic prick?!

[ Just then Nomad jumps from the top of a nearby tractor trailer, coming down on Cody's shoulders. He flips back instantly, executing a perfect hurracanrana on Covington. Cody hits hard and rolls about twelve feet across the parking lot, writhing in pain. Nomad gets to his feet, clutching at his back in obvious agony ]

Nomad - You....gullible fuck. Now, it's....ungh....payback time.

[ Nomad pulls Cody to his feet, and starts lacing into him with sharp rights and lefts. He attempts to Irish whip Covington into a Jeep Wrangler, but Cody reverses it. Nomad's back rams right into the spare tire on the back, and he falls to the ground. Cody pulls Nomad up, and nails him with some rights of his own. The brawling continues, moving slowly back into the building. The camera man's cord runs out, and they fight towards the lobby, rapidly leaving sight ]

Rachel Stevens - Alright EWA fans..I'm here with your EWA Extreme Champion. Anton Bailey..how are you feeling after your victory last week on Heat over the man you have to face once again tonight..Bio-Hazard.

Anton Bailey - Well Rachel..coming off of my victory last week I'm feeling damn good. I mean it's not everyday that you get to become a champion in a place that's almost a second home to me like the EWA is. Winning last week in front of millions of my fans across the world had to be one of the greatest things that has ever happened to me in my wrestling career..and tonight is going to be no different in the fact that I'm going to win once again in front of all those people.

Rachel Stevens - On the subject of your win last week. The outcome of the match seems to be shrouded in mystery as to whether yours or Bio-Hazard's shoulders were pinned. Obviously the referee saw that Bio-Hazard's shoulders were pinned and you were given the win. People have been doubting your win though. What do you have to say about that?

Anton Bailey - I don't think that there should be any doubt as to who won that match last week. I DID. Who is the man wearing this belt? Who is the man who is the EWA Extreme Champion? Who is the only man who doesn't give a shit? Me, Me, and Me. Last week is last week..leave it in the past Rachel. So it may have been a close call. But I won..and that's all there is to it. So let it stay in the past Rachel and get to more important things.

Rachel Stevens - Alright..well what about your match this week? What are your plans going into your match in a couple of minutes?

Anton Bailey - My plans? Wow..if you could only comprehend my plans.

Rachel Stevens - What is that supposed to mean?

Anton Bailey - Just what I said..if you could only comprehend my plans. Rachel even if I were to tell you my plans for tonight I don't think you'd get them. So I'm just going to leave it at this..I have HUGE plans for Bio-Hazard tonight. I don't think anyone will ever forget what I do to him tonight as long as they live. That's how spectacular these plans are..and you will never be able to comprehend them.

Rachel Stevens - I could..

Anton Bailey - Nah babe..you couldn't. But I'll just get something off of my chest and then you can get out of my hair. Bio-Hazard..consider yourself lucky that you get another shot tonight against the man who beat you fairly last week. You're lucky that you get to step in the ring with a man of my excellence again..let alone that it be for my title. Luck..will never help you. Skill..will never find you. Losing..will always be with you. Deal with it.

[ With those final words Anton shoves Rachel aside and starts to make his way to the ring for his title defense. ]

Chris Myers - This next match is scheduled for one fall, and is for the EWA Extreme Championship!

[ We're back in Norwood's office once again, his desk cluttered with all sorts of paperwork. His hands are on top of his head and his eyes are closed in pensive thought. After a few moments, he breaks his meditating stance and reaches for the phone, dialing with a sense of anxiety. ]

Drew Norwood - ......Hey. It's me......Yeah, I know it's been a long time. Hey, listen...I guess you heard that I'm the new Commissioner in EWA......Yeah, well...it's not easy stuff, especially with the chaos Chandler and Rage are causing. I've signed them to face each other tonight for Chandler's title...but I get the feeling that won't solve the problem. I'm also kinda hoping that Thrylla can convince Howell how much he is needed right now......Yeah, I remember that. Hey, would you mind stopping by the show next week? I'd really love to talk to you face-to-face...maybe you can help me figure out what to do in this situation.

[ Norwood glances over at the wall as the person on the line speaks. He looks wistfully at his Phoenix Organization Charter Member certificate. ]

Drew Norwood - ......Yeah...I regret that I did that to Howell. But he seems fine now...and I'm getting there. Hey, listen, I gotta get going...gonna go check out this match between Chandler and Rage and see if that helps matters at all...I'll give you a call tomorrow and let you know where we'll be next week, alright?

[ Norwood gets a slight smile on his face. ]

Drew Norwood - ......Thanks, bro. I'm glad you're willing to be here for me. Bye.

[ Norwood hangs up the phone and leans back in his chair. ]

Drew Norwood - Well...if Chandler and Rage don't fear anyone in this company...maybe my brother can come and help me change the situation.

[ Norwood again notices the camera focused on him. ]

Drew Norwood - How long have you been here? You caught that whole thing on tape?

[ The cameraman nods his head. ]

Drew Norwood - Goddamnit!!! I swear to God, I will put you through my desk right now if you don't get the HELL out of my office! This is your FINAL warning!

[ Norwood again gets up as the cameraman scrambles outside, the door slamming shut and being locked behind him. The feed cuts. ]

Rob DiMarco - I'm here with perhaps the hottest man on the EWA roster at the moment…

La Parka - Robby, are you coming onto me, essa?

Rob DiMarco - No! That was a compliment!

La Parka - A compliment? That's the first one of the night that's been directed my way. You see, since Tuesday Night Heat hit the airwaves earlier tonight, I've been hit with nothing but insulting remarks and innuendoes. Remarks… basically every word that came out of the moth of the self-proclaimed "Original Outlaw" of the EWA. Innuendoes… don't insult my intelligence, Vin-meng. Last week I took a legitimate wrestling legend and put him out of commission. Now, what's this? Why is it that I'm being forced to downgrade my own talents in order to step into the ring with you?

Rob DiMarco - La Parka, sir… if you don't mind me saying… last week you faced a "Diamond Stud" who wasn't at 100 percent to begin with. Tonight, you'll be facing a very fresh and ready "Original Outlaw" Vinny D. Aren't you taking him a bit lightly?

[ La Parka begins to chuckle lightly. ]

La Parka - Doesn't everybody?

[ La Parka struts out of the picture in a cocky fashion. ]

Rob DiMarco - That's a confident man if I've ever seen one! Let's go over to Rachel Stevens who's joined by "The Original Outlaw" Vinny D.

Rachel Stevens - Thanks Rob. EWA fans, I am outside the locker room of "The Original Outlaw" Vinny D, and I'm about to see if I can get a word with him…

[ Rachel begins to knock on the door and opens it cautiously… ]

Rachel Stevens - Mr. Outlaw? Vince, may I have a word with you?

Chris Myers - This next match is scheduled for one fall!

[ "Smokin' In The Boys Room" by Motley Crue blasts through the speakers... ]

Chris Myers - Introducing first... standing 6'10" and weighing in at 295 pounds, from Tijuana, Mexico, La Parka!

[ La Parka steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring. ]

[ "I Dissappear" by Metallica blasts through the speakers... ]

Chris Myers - And his opponent... standing 6'8" and weighing in at 287 pounds, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, "The Original Outlaw" Vinny D!

[ "The Original Outlaw" Vinny D steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring. ]

[ Ding, Ding, Ding! ]

The Informer - Wait a minute... Vinny D is still on the outside, and he just grabbed a steel chair! HEY! LOOK OUT!!!!!!!

Vic Canon - OOOOH!!!!!!!! SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT BY LA PARKA NAILED VINNY D WITH THE CHAIR!!!!

Eddie Sensation - Isn't that a DQ?!

The Informer - No Eddie, Vinny D took the chair... it's not La Parka's fault. La Parka rolls Vince into the ring, and climbs to the top rope! Vinny D rolls into the middle of the ring.... LA PARKA JUMPS!!!!

Vic Canon - OOH!!!! Swan Dive Frog Splash!!! La Parka nailed it! I'm surprised Vinny D didn't move!

Eddie Sensation - He didn't see it coming! La Parka covers him... 1..... 2.... No! Kickout!

The Informer - La Parka gets back to his feet, and picks up Vinny D..... Gargoyle-Plex! La Parka picks him up again..... TIGER SUPLEX! And Vinny D lands on his stomach!

Vic Canon - La Parka bounces off the ropes.... OOH!!! LEG DROP ON THE BACK OF THE HEAD OF VINNY D!

Eddie Sensation - HA! Mouth full of mat!

The Informer - La Parka covers him... 1..... 2... No! Vinny D kicks out again!

Vic Canon - La Parka lifts him to his feet, and throws him to the ropes! Vinny D leap frog's over La Parka... they both hit the ropes.... La Parka misses a clothesline.... they both bounce off the ropes....

Eddie Sensation - They're making me dizzy!

The Informer - AND VINNY D SENDS LA PARKA OUT OF THE RING WITH A HUGE BACK BODY DROP!

Vic Canon - Vinny is in control of this one in it's later stages!

Eddie Sensation - Could Vinny be able to do what his best friend "The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante wasn't able to do last week??

The Informer - It seems like he's got a decent shot at it.

Vic Canon - La Parka is outside and he's using the time-keeper's table to get back to his feet.

Eddie Sensation - "The Original Outlaw" Vinny D is collecting himself in the ring. He should be out there attacking! Too much ring rust??

The Informer - I don't think so at all, Eddie! Vinny's still trying to recover from being attacked backstage by La Parka just prior to this match!

Vic Canon - There we go! Di Nardo is on his way outside!

Eddie Sensation - HERE WE GO!

[ La Parka suddenly grabs a steel chair from the corner and violently swings at the arm of Vince Di Nardo… ]

The Informer - OH MY GOD!! THIS MAN IS A LUNATIC! RING THE BELL ALREADY!!

Vic Canon - THE REF IS CALLING FOR IT!! LA PARKA'S GETTING THE SHAFT, AND RIGHTFULLY SO!

Chris Myers - The winner of this match by Disqualification… "The Original Outlaw" Vinny D!

WINNER: "The Original Outlaw" Vinny D by Disqualification

Eddie Sensation - DI NARDO MAY HAVE WON THE MATCH, BUT HE SURE AS HELL HASN'T WON THE WAR!!!

The Informer - JUST WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS MAN'S HEAD?? HE REALLY DOES THINK HE'S THE CHAIR-MAN OF THE EWA, DOESN'T HE??

Vic Canon - WHAM!! WHAM!!! WHAM!!! JESUS CHRIST!! STOP THIS CARNAGE!!! LA PARKA IS GOING STRAIGHT FOR THE ARM!! STRAIGHT FOR THE ELBOW OF VINNY D!!

Eddie Sensation - HE PICKS HIS SPOTS AND NEVER LET'S HIS GUARD DOWN!! THE MARK OF A CHAMPION!

The Informer - OFFICIALS!!! FINALLY!!! They should know by now that whenever La Parka's in the building or in action extra security is needed! This man is a lunatic!

Vic Canon - WAIT! LOOK!!

Eddie Sensation - THE MIC!! LA PARKA HAS A MIC!! THIS IS GONNA BE AWESOME!!

[ Still on the outside of the ring, La Parka grabs a microphone and begins to rant… ]

La Parka - STUPID! STUPID!! USTED ES ESTUPIDO, DI NARDO! CAN'T YOU SEE BY NOW??? LA PARKA CAN'T BE STOPPED!! LA PARKA IS AN ANIMAL!!! A CRAZY ANIMAL, ESSA!!! EL ANIMAL más LOCO DE ELLOS TODO! BUT DON'T WORRY, OUTLAW!! El PROSCRITO… I SAVED YOU A HOSPITAL BED RIGHT BESIDE YOUR BEST LITTLE BUDDY, NICK D!! "THE DIAMOND STUD"!! EL DIAMANTE ENFERMO!

The Informer - THIS MAN IS SICK! SICK! THEY NEED TO GET HIM OUT OF HERE!

[ La Parka raises his arms to a HUGE heel pop, and then continues to speak… ]

La Parka - TWO DOWN… one very special one to go! NEXT WEEK… set your VCR's, people! OBTENGA PREPAREse para REGISTRAR ESTO! BECAUSE NEXT WEEK……………………………… I COME FOR YOU TOM!!!!! I'M COMING FOR YOU TOM STONE!!!!!!! YOU'RE GONNA DIE ESSA!!!! LA PARKA'S GONNA KILL YOU!!!!! LA PARKA'S GONNA KILL YOU, TOM!!!! USTED ESTA LISTO para MORIR, TOM?? OBTENGA PREPARE se para MORIR, ESTUPIDO! NEXT WEEK………………………………… YOU DIE, TOM!!!!!!!!

The Informer - WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS MAN??? ATTACKING PEOPLE WITH CHAIRS!! THREATENING TO KILL THE OWNER OF THIS COMPANY!!! THIS LA PARKA GUY, WHO EVER HE IS UNDER THAT MASK………… HE HAS SOME MAJOR TEMPER PROBLEMS THAT HAVE TO BE DEALT WITH!

Vic Canon - YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN! Look at Vince Di Nardo! He's in pain! The officials are working hard to get La Parka out of here so they can tend to the injured Outlaw! They need to hurry up!

Eddie Sensation - DiMarco was right earlier! LA PARKA IS THE HOTTEST THING GOING IN THE EWA RIGHT NOW!!

The Informer - YOU'RE SICK, EDDIE!! SICK! ALMOST AS SICK AS LA PARKA!

[ Nomad picks up Cody Covington and drops him in a spinebuster. Both men are now fighting on a balcony-type hallway above the lobby, the crowd below looking on intently. Nomad nails Cody with a corkscrew guillotine legdrop, and clutches at his own back on impact. Both men struggle up, and begin trading punches. Cody gets the upper hand, and backs Nomad toward the edge of the balcony. Punch after punch sends Nomad reeling towards the edge, and just as he's teetering, trying not to fall, Covington spins and swings at him with a discus clothesline. Nomad ducks, and Cody almost falls over the edge. He spins around, just in time for Nomad to kick him in the gut. Nomad locks C4 up for the Wandering, but Cody lifts up and drops Nomad with a variation of a back body drop. He picks Nomad up and sets him up in powerbomb position, facing off the balcony ]

Cody Covington - IF THE VOTES WON'T PROVE IT, MAYBE THIS WILL!!!

[ Cody lifts Nomad up to deliver Clearly Crippling, but Nomad reverses it in mid-air. He wraps his arm around Covington's neck as he's falling, and drops him in a Journey's End all the way off the balcony through the voting booth below ]

Crowd - HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!

[ Nomad, almost passing out from the pain, drags himself out of the wreckage of the former voting booth. He somehow hobbles to his feet, and looks down at the prone body of Cody Covington ]

Nomad - Maybe it's just....Florida's luck....but I guess all voting here....gets FUCKED UP. Just....just like you, Cody. Just like you....

[ Nomad limps away as fans gather around the fallen Cody Covington to see if he's okay. Or still alive ]

[ We are taken back into the locker room with Rachel Stevens as Howell appears onto the sight of the camera. He is pacing back and forth and bouncing up and down to stay loose for his upcoming match. ]

Rachel Stevens - I am here with Howell who will certainly face the toughest challenge he has ever faced in the EWA upcoming next... as he goes one on one with a true EWA legend... Serial Thrylla. Howell, this man was the first ever EWA World Heavyweight Champion and one of the most known wrestler's around the world. What are your thought on Serial Thrylla?

Howell - Well I guess I'd be lying to you if I didn't say this man is a legend. He has done it all and he was the man to accept my open challenge tonight. He showed he has some guts... guts that I didn't think anyone would show. I didn't expect someone to actually accept my challenge... maybe because they were afraid... knowing what I can do in the ring... or maybe it was because they laughed at what I had to say because they don't respect me. Respect... yeah I have some for Thrylla no doubt. I respect his abilities... or what used to be his abilities. He is a legend... but has his time pasted Rachel? I think it has. That is why I am going to show that his time has passed tonight... the torch will finally... finally... be passed on to myself. This is someone I have yearned for all my life... and something I have deserved for a long while... that is why I won't lose... I can't lose tonight.

Rachel Stevens - You seem blunt about your words... but how can you be so confident when you have never faced competition like this before.

Howell - Oh Rachel... Rachel... Rachel... I might have never faced someone the likes of Serial Thrylla in my career... but believe me... I know my abilities more than anyone... if I didn't think I was good enough to be at the top I wouldn't be preaching about respect. But I guess the best way to show this is in the ring... time for my actions to speak louder than my words... and Thrylla be ready... because tonight a new legend killer is born!

Chris Myers - This next match is scheduled for one fall!

[ "Between Angels and Insects" by Papa Roach blasts through the speakers... ]

Chris Myers - Introducing first... standing 6'4" and weighing in at 248 pounds, from Thunder Bay, Ontario, Canada, Howell!

[ Howell steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring. ]

[ "Serial Thrilla" by Prodigy blasts through the speakers... ]

Chris Myers - And his opponent... standing 6'2" and weighing in at 234 pounds, from Syracuse, New York, Serial Thrylla!

[ Serial Thrylla steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring. ]

[ Ding, Ding, Ding! ]

The Informer - Here we go fans! The EWA Icon Serial Thrylla taking on Howell! This is, like Howell said, THE match of his career!

Vic Canon - And I think Howell did a brilliant move by not showing up to his Title match earlier tonight. He's a smart man, don't you think?

Eddie Sensation - Well, he could be smart... but he's not the EWA Television Champion anymore!

The Informer - Yes Eddie, but---ahh forget it, I'm not even going to try with you.

Vic Canon - And they lock up! Serial Thyrlla grabs Howell in a headlock... but not for long! Howell throws him to the ropes. Thrylla bounces off the ropes, and comes back... OH! Howell knocks him down with a shoulder to the chest.

Eddie Sensation - Now Howell hits the ropes...

The Informer - Serial Thrylla get to his feet... CLOTHESLINE by Howell! Thrylla gets up again... DROPKICK by Howell! And Serial Thrylla goes to the outside!

Vic Canon - Veteran move right there by Serial Thrylla! Now he's just going to get Howell all worked up, and then capitalize.

Eddie Sensation - Thrylla crawls into the ring... Howell charges at him!

The Informer - OOOH!!! LOW BLOW BY SERIAL THRYLLA! And there's ANOTHER veteran move!

Vic Canon - Illegal, but effective! Who knows how many times that move saved Thrylla a match or a title!

Eddie Sensation - And now Thrylla's in control! SPINEBUSTER by Mr. DFA!

The Informer - Howell slowly gets to his feet... Serial Thrylla is waiting in the corner behind him! LOOK OUT HOWELL!

Vic Canon - Howell turns.... OOOH!!! STANDING CRESENT KICK!!!! Serial Thrylla covers him... 1..... 2.... No! Howell kicks out!

Eddie Sensation - Thrylla quickly gets to his feet.... and grabs Howell's legs!

The Informer - LOOK OUT! SHARPSHOOTER TIME! THRYLLA HAS IT........ LOCKED ON!!!!!!

Vic Canon - Howell is in the middle of the ring! This isn't good for his chances of winning!

Eddie Sensation - Howell is trying to get to the ropes, but is moving very slowly.

The Informer - Lets remember fans, that Serial Thrylla is NOT 100%! Don't we all remember the beating he took last week at the hands of Chandler and Johnny Rage?!

Vic Canon - Sure do! But he looks good so far in this match! Thrylla has the hold locked on tight.... and Howell is pretty close now! He made a lot of progress!

Eddie Sensation - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND.........

The Informer - No! Howell was 1 inch short!! He's trying for the ropes again.......

Vic Canon - and......................

Eddie Sensation - HE GOT IT!

The Informer - Howell has a hold of the ropes, but Serial Thrylla isn't letting go! The ref is counting him out... 1... 2... 3... 4...

Vic Canon - And he finally lets go!

Eddie Sensation - Serial Thrylla looks around the ring, and likes what he see's. He picks up Howell to his feet....

The Informer - LOOK OUT GUYS! OVERHEAD BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX! Howell landed on the opposite side of the ring! Thrylla covers him... 1.... 2..... No! Howell kicks out!

Vic Canon - Serial Thrylla lifts Howell to his feet.... UH OH! JOURNEY'S END DDT!!! THRYLLA NAILED THAT ONE!

Eddie Sensation - And now he's calling for the end! THRYLLA IS CALLING FOR DFA!!!!!

The Informer - Howell's in trouble! Thrylla whips him into a corner...

Vic Canon - BIG SPLASH!!!!!! Thrylla lifts Howell, and sits him on the top rope.... Thrylla climbs up there.... HERE COMES!!!!!!

Eddie Sensation - LOOK OUT HOWELL!!!!

The Informer - THRYLLA JUMPS..... NO!! NO!!! Howell got out of it! He shoved Thrylla off of him just as he jumped, and Thrylla landed in the middle of the ring on his back!

Vic Canon - Serial Thrylla gets to his feet.... Howell is waiting for him on the top rope..... LOOK OUT!!!!!!

Eddie Sensation - ........OOOOOH!!!!!! TOP ROPE HURRACONRANA!!!!!!!

The Informer - INTO A PIN! 1...... 2........ NO! Serial Thrylla kicks out at the last second!

Vic Canon - They both get up... Howell a bit slower than Thrylla..... IMPLANT DDT BY HOWELL!!!!!

Eddie Sensation - He's not done! He lifts Thrylla to his feet... WHAM! CRADLE PILEDRIVER!!!!

The Informer - And Howell is in good control of this match!

Vic Canon - .......and Howell applies an inverted boston crab!

Eddie Sensation - What a moron! He's applying way more pressure on Thrylla's GOOD leg! OTHER SIDE YOU IDIOT! He'll tap in 7 seconds!

The Informer - And Howell releases the hold?! ALREADY?! I guess he has something else in store for Thrylla....OOOH!! OH!!! HOWELL IS KICKING THRYLLA IN THE RIBS!

Vic Canon - ANOTHER KICK! AND ANOTHER!!!! OOOH!!! THAT ONE NAILED HIM IN THE FACE!

Eddie Sensation - Howell lifts Thrylla to his feet.... he lifts him high in the air...... T-BONE SUPLEX!

The Informer - UH OH! HOWELL'S CALLING FOR IT! HERE COMES THE MALICIOS INTENT! Thrylla's back is to Howell! That's not good!

Vic Canon - Thrylla gets up..... YES!! YES!!! HOWELL HAS IT LOCKED ON!!!!! WILL THRYLLA HANG ON?!?!??!

Eddie Sensation - OOOOH!!! HELL YEAH! THRYLLA JUST BACKED INTO A CORNER! HOWELL LET GO OF THE HOLD!

The Informer - OOH! And Thrylla backs into Howell again! Thrylla turns around, and kicks and punches Howell in the corner! Howell is dazed!

Vic Canon - Thrylla backs up, and charges at full speed!

Eddie Sensation - BIG SPLASH!!!!!! NO!!!!

The Informer - NO, NO! HOWELL MOVED...... AND HE ROLLS UP THRYLLA FROM BEHIND!!

Vic Canon - 1, 2... 3!!!

Eddie Sensation - OH MY GOD!!!!!!! THREE?!?!?!

The Informer - HE DID IT! HOWELL HAS BEATEN SERIAL THRYLLA ON A ROOKIE MISTAKE BY THRYLLA!!!

Chris Myers - Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of this match... HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOWELL!!!!!

WINNER: Howell w/ Roll up by Pinfall

Vic Canon - HOLY SHIT GUYS! HOWELL HAS BEATEN SERIAL THRYLLA!! HOWELL ACTUALLY CAPITALIZED ON A SERIAL THRYLLA MISTAKE!

Eddie Sensation - SERIAL THRYLLA AND MISTAKE IN THE SAME SENTANCE?! WHAT THE HELL?!

The Informer - HOWELL IS VICTORIOUS FANS!!!! Uh oh.... Thrylla is on his feet, and Howell and him are facing each other........

Vic Canon - ..........HANDSHAKE!!!! THEY SHOOK HANDS!!!!! NOW THAT'S WHAT I LIKE TO SEE!!!!!!

Eddie Sensation - Howell should have just knocked his ass out!

The Informer - Shut up Eddie! WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK FANS! DON'T GO ANYWHERE! THE MAIN EVENT IS NEXT!

[ We are brought backstage into Serial Thrylla's locker room, where Howell sits beside him. Thrylla has an ice pack on his knee, and a bag of chips beside him. We catch them in the middle of a conversation... ]

Serial Thrylla - Look man. Drop the god damn "I'm a bad ass" role. They are what made your ass. If they didn't cheer you, Stone wouldn't have moved you up in the ranks.

Howell - Well, if I didn't bust my ass, they wouldn't HAVE to cheer me.

Serial Thrylla - Right. But, that's the game man. You give and you receive.

Howell - True. I guess you're right.

Serial Thrylla - Look, I'm not telling you to go kiss their asses and visit each and every one of your fans. Just show them some respect, and let them see what they wanna see.

Howell - What's that?

Serial Thrylla - You, on top of the EWA.

Howell - Yeah... but I don't need them to get up there! Look at me now man!

Serial Thrylla - VERY true. But, you feel a lot better when you can celebrate with thousands of fans, and not just yourself. Take it from a man that's been here for a couple years.

Howell - You're right.... I guess I'll think about it.... I'm gonna go though, let you rest from the ass kicking you just received... [laughs]

Serial Thrylla - [laughs] Where the fuck you think you're going?! Sit your ass down, and lets watch Rage and Chandler rip each other apart! I've gotta watch this closely anyway. Stay and have a beer.

[ The screen fades to black and Howell opens a beer... ]

[ For two weeks, the life of Ethan Tyler has been made Hell. The ghost from his past, turned his world upside down and is about ready to blow the roof off this whole thing…. 3 truly is a lucky number……. ]

[ ”Come Out and Play” by The Offspring plays in the arena as the fans go nuts. The Ice Palace melts with cheers as Johnny Hardcore walks out. Hardcore sports a black shirt, tear away pants, his black steel-toed boots and a huge smile. He climbs his way into the ring and as he brings the mic closer to his mouth, the crowd noise dies down. ]

Johnny Hardcore - For a year, you’ve all been subjected to the same thing over and over again. A maniac in a stocking cap causing havoc everywhere he looks. An uncontrollable monster with nothing, no history, no interests, no life, no identity…. Just an enigma, a puzzle, a freak.

Johnny Hardcore - Well, Frankenstein’s monster had a past, and now it’s time you learn Hardcore’s monsters past.

[ The arena falls in a general silence, as Pandora’s box is about to be open, it’s time to pull the skeletons out of the closet. The audience, the viewers at home, and the whole backstage, even Ethan Tyler, still sitting in a trance at the television set. Johnny knows the moment is his. ]

Johnny Hardcore - Ethan Walter Tyler is not the man you might think him to be. You see, Ethan was born and raised in a very wealthy environment up in Portland. The Tylers were a very well known and respected family. Ethan’s father Ryan knew how to play his cards. From running his own successful real estate office, to knowing how to play the stock market just right, Ryan had guaranteed a great life for his wife Sharon and their soon to be first and only born child, Ethan Walter. Though Ryan was financially stable, their future was unstable.

Johnny Hardcore - Ethan was born and Ryan retired, they had enough money to last 13 lifetimes, both stayed at home and showered Ethan with love, praise, and numerous gifts. Years passed and Ethan entered school, it was this time that the Tylers knew something wasn’t quite right with their baby boy. Ethan never came home and told stories about friends, and what he did on the playground, only what he had learned. Now, this didn’t concern the Tylers too much… After all, it was a good thing their boy was interested in learning. But by the time 3rd grade hit, worries started to arise.

Johnny Hardcore - Time in and time out Ryan and Sharon would question their son about other kids, and every time, Ethan would mention the other kids in school made fun of him, and no one wanted to be his friend. Obviously concerned, they went to his teacher and addressed their concerns and the well being of their child. After hearing the stories about kids mocking and ridiculing Ethan, the mocking, the name calling, the stupid things kids do, the teacher looked horrified.

Johnny Hardcore - “Mr. And Mrs. Tyler, your son has none of these problems with other students, in fact, all the mocking, name calling and such seems to be caused by him.

[ Hardcore takes a moment to let this key point settle in. The crowd, amazed by the story telling sits in silent like wide eyed kids at a campfire. ]

Johnny Hardcore - Sharon went through his bag and found all the notes addressed to them about Ethan’s behavior. Needless to say, they were both upset and something had to be done. The very next year Ethan was off to private school. Problems only escalated. Even there, this spoiled rich kid bullied others around. Kids all were warned about “Evil Ethan” and his bully tactics. Everyone feared him, but he amazed them at the same time. Very rarely does a bully pull in straight A’s.

Johnny Hardcore - But, Ethan was smart, very smart, which is why it made no sense to his parents, he should be smarter than to bully these kids, right? So they tried counseling for anger problems, but it didn’t do the trick.

Johnny Hardcore - For 5 years this trend continued, “Evil Ethan” roamed the halls bullying kids around, staying after school for detention, going to counseling every Tuesday and Thursday, and still maintaining those straight A’s. But it wasn’t enough.

Johnny Hardcore - During the end of his 9th grade year, Ethan finally found someone not willing to take his crap anymore. Someone finally was willing to stand up for what so many other students had to go through. Someone wasn’t going to let it happen anymore.

Johnny Hardcore - He ended up in a hospital with a cracked jaw, a broken orbital bone, 2 broken ribs, and a broken eardrum. Ethan was expelled immediately.

Johnny Hardcore - Having no other option but to put him back in public schools, the Tylers put him back in school, praying he wouldn’t do anything to violate his recently won parole. Ethan bought his time. He was silent during high school, not willing to do anything stupid enough to get him thrown in Juvenile, but while his behavior improved, his grades slipped. At first it was thought he couldn’t handle the extra workload from the honors classes he was enrolled in, so he was dropped down to regular classes by his sophomore year, but his decline continued.

Johnny Hardcore - Advisors, Sharon, and Ryan knew that drinking, drugs, girls, or the usual teenage shit wasn’t causing it, but Ethan was giving up. No reason to, he just was. Then something truly bizarre happened. With one semester to go and all F’s across the board, Ethan quit school. Flunked right out.

Johnny Hardcore - His family was upset. His mother cried for days on end, wondering where she went wrong. His father tried to reach him but it was like talking to a brick wall. There was no getting through, grandparents, uncles, aunts, and cousins. No one. Ethan became a self induced black sheep. A pariah in his own family not because they left him on an island, but because he swam out there. After a late bloomer birthday, he was finally 18. He withdrew his life savings that his grandparents had built for him and he sold the stock his father invested in his name. Ethan now had money, tons of it, and was off. Without his parents knowing he had withdrawn all his savings and investment, he left without saying goodbye.

Johnny Hardcore - He walked by the kitchen with his black duffel bag, ignoring his mom’s question of “What are you doing?” He left the house….

Johnny Hardcore - Wearing khakis, a hooded sweatshirt, steel toed combat boots and a stocking cap.

Johnny Hardcore - He hitchhiked across the U.S., until one day in Kansas changed his life. Needing a place to stay, he came across a crowded high school gym. He saw people construction something inside, and as he drew closer, he asked for the man in charge. The man, seeing Tyler’s disheveled and worn out state, missing the darkness inside offered him a deal. Help set up the ring and you got a place to stay for the night.

Johnny Hardcore - That’s right. Most kids get their first pro wrestling experience when dad takes them to the arena, or they earn up the money to finally see an event live. Ethan only got his because he had to stay around and watch. Unbeknownst to me at the time, one of my students was watching me in the ring, idolizing what I was doing. That night I shoved a broken bottle down a guys throat, drove him and myself through at least 4 tables, and took more chair shots than should be allowed in one match. He loved every moment.

Johnny Hardcore - He snagged a room for the night and managed to get information about my wrestling school. 5 days later he showed up at the gym. We talked, I got to know what I thought was him. He manipulated me, told me how he grew up watching wrestling, and was able to rattle off all the greats. He hit the libraries fast, I told you he was smart.

Johnny Hardcore - After showing me he had the money, I took him under my wing. He seemed so promising and wide-eyed, I knew this one was going to be special. But I didn’t know it would come like this.

Johnny Hardcore - Ethan failed to learn patience, he was always looking to hurt people in practice matches. He knew no sense on how to effectively wrestle a match and wear a man down. He lacked basic fundamental patience. It was hard, but I kept thinking I’d be able to tame the beast, and he was able to continue paying. Much like his days of parole, he took this officer and put on a happy face.

Johnny Hardcore - I thought I had won, Ethan had learned to be methodical, not so wild, and overall patience. So I graduated him, not knowing everything he showed me was a ruse, a mockery, and a slap in the face to my existence. He felt cheated, because when he saw me do what I did back in Kansas god knows how long ago, he expected someone like him to train him to be a killer. I was going to show him how to wrestle and be cool. Something he fails to do. I thought you were humbled in those last few weeks Ethan, but obviously I was wr-

Vic Canon - What the!?

The Informer - Ethan Tyler! Tyler’s in the ring and he’s kicking the merciless hell out of Johnny Hardcore!

[ Tyler bum rushed the ring and tackles Johnny, kicking his ribs viciously with his boots. Tyler then mounts him and repeatedly punches him in the mouth. ]

Eddie Sensation - Brutal blows! Blood is pouring from Hardcore’s mouth! Tyler has truly lost his mind and his temper!

Vic Canon - Looks like he couldn’t take anymore! Such anger is making Tyler tick! Oh my god!

[ Tyler viciously slams Hardcore’s head into the mat and punches him a few more times in the mouth, leaving his fist soaked in blood. He wipes it off on his sweatshirt, picks up the mic, and through short heavy breaths, and unleashes his anger. ]

Ethan Tyler - Now it’s time…. For you to shut up…..

[ Still breathing very heavily is Tyler. ]

The Informer - This is sick.

Ethan Tyler - Talk has become cheap old man. For three weeks, we’ve talked….. I want some action. Since you loved mentioning my family.

[ Tyler punctuates the world family with a kick to the ribs. ]

Ethan Tyler - and since you consider all your students your kids, let’s have a family reunion……

[ Tyler bends down and picks up Johnny’s head by the hair and looks at it. ]

Ethan Tyler - You and me, one on one at Family Reunion, just like old times…. What do ya say?

[ Tyler takes an obviously unconscious Johnny and shakes his head yes. Tyler smiles that sadistically serial killerish smile. ]

Ethan Tyler - Good. See you then.

[ Tyler drops Johnny’s head to the mat as medics rush in to check for concussions, a broken jaw, and busted ribs. Tyler walks away from the scene. ]

Vic Canon - I’m so disgusted, I don’t even want to speak about this man.

The Informer - Sick, just plain sick.

Chris Myers - This next match is scheduled for one fall, and is for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship!

[ "Regulators" by Warren G (feat. Nate Dogg) blasts through the speakers... ]

Chris Myers - Introducing first... from Boston, Massachussettes, he is one half of the EWA Tag Team Champions--The Regulators, Johnny Rage!

[ Johnny Rage steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring. ]

[ "Ready or Not" by The Fugees blasts through the speakers... ]

Chris Myers - And his opponent... standing 6'1" and weighing in at 230 pounds, from Shreveport, LA, Clayton Chandler!

[ Clayton Chandler steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring. ]

[ Ding, Ding, Ding! ]

The Informer - And here we go fans! Johnny Rage taking on Chandler, for the EWA World Heavyweight Title! All because of the EWA Commissioner, Drew Norwood! Don't you love it?!

Vic Canon - Sure do! And they're circling.... and circling.... and circling....

Eddie Sensation - THEY LOCK UP!!!

The Informer - Rage pushes Chandler all the way back into the corner! The ref is asking for a break.... and he gets a clean break!

Vic Canon - Wow... aren't you NOT surprised? They lock up again.... and Chandler pushes Rage all the way back into the corner! The ref is asking for another break, and he gets it AGAIN!

Eddie Sensation - Wow! They're really following the rules tonight!

The Informer - What's this? Rage wants a test of strength?! He's challenging Chandler to a test of strength!

Vic Canon - And Chandler is all for it! We have one hand......... and both hands!

Eddie Sensation - WHAT THE HELL?!

The Informer - OH GREAT! IT'S A WORK! RAGE JUST DROPPED TO THE MAT AND IS "SCREAMING" IN PAIN! BULLSHIT! PURE BULLSHIT!

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