[ The camera brings us to a shot of the EWA symbol, which quickly fades to black. We then see a montage of clips of old and new EWA superstars walking, talking, and doing what they do best--fighting. After a 2-3 minute video is shown, a brand new EWA Tuesday Night Heat video is played. Many clips of past matches, current superstars and pyro are shown. We are then brought to a shot of inside the Midsouth Coliseum in Memphis, Tennessee, where THOUSANDS upon THOUSANDS of fans have flooded the Midsouth Coliseum. After a quick view of the fans signs, we are brought to a shot of the announcer's table, where The Informer, Vic Canon and Eddie Sensation are ready to kick of Tuesday Night Heat. ]
The Informer - WELCOME TO THE BEST WRESTLING SHOW YOU COULD POSSIBLY WATCH! IT'S THE EWA'S TUESDAY NIGHT HEAT, ALWAYS LIVE, ALWAYS KICKIN' ASS!!!!!
Vic Canon - Damn right Informer! What other place has 8, count them... EIGHT killer matches in ONE card? You're lucky if you see 8 matches in two weeks anywhere else you go!
Eddie Sensation - Damn right! Plus, they're missing the main key that the EWA has... the element of SURPRISE! Who knows what the hell is going to go down tonight!
The Informer - Exactly Eddie. Tonight, we're going to see Bio-Hazard take on Divine. We have a 7 Man Battle Royal for you, and the first ever GREEN CARD MATCH!
Vic Canon - What about our title matches, Informer? The North American, Television, Extreme, and Heavyweight Titles are on the line tonight!
Eddie Sensation - Plus, we've got SERIAL THRYLLA taking on JOHNNY RAGE tonight! What a match that's going to be!
The Informer - Hell yeah! And, in our main event, RICK RAMOS will take on CLAYTON CHANDLER for the EWA Heavyweight Title! Lets not forget that Chandler was PINNED last week by Ramos!
Vic Canon - Damn right! Let's see if he can do it again tonight!
Eddie Sensation - I doubt it.
The Informer - Well fans, you're about to see 25 of your favorite superstars step in the ring over the next 2 hours! Brace yourselves, this is going to be a bumpy ride!
"Ready Or Not. Here I come."
[ The crowd immediately begins to reign down a chorus of jeers as "Ready Or Not" by the Fugees fills the arena with it's slow, sweet groove. Clayton Chandler emerges from the entrance. The EWA world champion struts to the ring, wearing cargo shorts, P R I D E t-shirt, an LSU baseball cap (turned backwards), and the EWA world title gleaming around his waist. Chandler mouths off at a few fans as he slowly makes his way to towards ring. ]
The Informer - Good God, what does he want out here???
Eddie Sensation - I don't know, but whatever it is. you know it's gold baby! Speak the good gospel, Champ!!!
Vic Canon - Chandler just took the microphone from Chris Myers, what does he have up his sleeve tonight?
[ "Fuck You Chand-ler clap clap clapclapclap" can be heard all the way from ring side to the cheapest seats in the building. ]
Clayton Chandler - Show me some love, Memphis.
[ And he's still the most hated man in America ]
Clayton Chandler - Last week, you saw The Regulators prove once again that they are, without a shadow of a doubt, the luckiest sons of bitches on God's green earth. This week, you will watch Clayton Chandler prove once again that he is, without a shadow of a doubt, the most dangerous son of a bitch in the entire universe.
[ The boos are so loud, it's deafening. ]
Clayton Chandler - Ricky Ramos, you're Team Ballz, you're family. But if you haven't noticed, I don't like anyone, even if they're my own flesh and blood. Tonight you can grunt, sniffle, snort, and sneeze all over the place because not even God almighty himself will save you from the ass-whippin' that ole Dubba'-C is going to drop on your ass, right here, in Memphis, Tennessee.
The Informer - I don't think he wants to take Ramos this lightly.
Clayton Chandler - And as for you, Johnny Rage, you're going to regret you even picked up that chair last Tuesday, after THE MAN, Serial Thrylla...
[ Huge cheer erupts from the crowd, stopping the Champ right in his verbal tracks. ]
Clayton Chandler - ...destroys your ass, tonight.
[ Chandler is thrown off by the sudden outburst for his best friend. ]
Clayton Chandler - Speaking of Thrylla, why doesn't my main man get his ass out here right now and tell all of you people what it's all about!
[ "Serial Thrilla" by Prodigy comes over the speakers, as the cheers get louder. Serial Thrylla, wearing black wind pants, D-F-A t-shirt, and his trademark Oakley shades, makes his way to the ring. ]
Vic Canon - Huge cheer for Thrylla, definitely a contrast from the response Chandler has gotten.
[ Thrylla climbs in the ring and gives Chandler a quick high five. ]
Serial Thrylla - The Extreme Wrestling Association, this is where it all started. This is where Rage, Ramos, Chandler, and Thrylla all become household names. It's in the Extreme Wrestling Association where we witnessed the birth of Team Ballz. And it's going to be the Extreme Wrestling Association, where we witness the mother of all ass-kickings when I teach Johnny Rage why it's not cool to hit other people with chairs.
Clayton Chandler - And it's where Chandler and Thrylla are going to show the people why we hate you, and everything you represent.
[ Thrylla flashes a quizzical glance at Chandler as the boos reign down from the rafters. ]
Serial Thrylla - Rage, you've got Team Ballz in your blood. Like Chandler said about Ramos, you are also family. But, like all families, there are issues to be resolved. Team Ballz is no different. Tonight, the punished will be levied and your problems will be solved. Right here in Memphis, I'm taking you high in the sky, then I'm going to bring you crashing down to earth.
[ More cheers from the crowd, much to the chagrin of Chandler. ]
Clayton Chandler - AWWWWWWWW SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!
[ The crowd immediately begins chanting "Fuck You Chand-ler clap clap clapclapclap". The EWA Champion covers his ears and Serial Thrylla stands in the corner with a smile. ]
Serial Thrylla - Hey hey, play nice. Rage and Ramos, it's nothing personal boys. But tonight, Chandler and I are going to show you why HOMICIDE IS FROM THE HEAVENS....
[ Thrylla climbs to the top turnbuckle. ]
Serial Thrylla - AND THAT DEATH... COMES FROM..... ABOVE!!!!
[ The crowd immediately begins cheering Thrylla's trademark line. Chandler stands in the ring with a look of disbelief. "Serial Thrilla" by Prodigy begins to play as we fade out... ]
[ The EWA Video Wall goes black. A series of commercials of EWA sponcers are shown. ]
| Pre-Match Interview with Bio-Hazard
|
Rachel Stevens - Bio! Bio-Hazard, can I have a word with you?
[ Bio-Hazard turns around as he walks toward the curtain, only to see Rachel Stevens. He quickly stops, and walks back toward her. ]
Bio-Hazard - Yeah, you can.
Rachel Stevens - Great. So tonight, you fight Divine in what is surely to be entertainment to say the least. How can you be so sure that you can win tonight?
Bio-Hazard - Entertainment my fucking ass. Listen, I'm not sure if dirty sluts like you comprehend my mission. My stated war against this company. But a war is about to happen, and that damn flamehead Divine is just a sacrifice!
Rachel Stevens - SLUT!?! You call me a slut!?! Look at you, freak! I'm surprised someone hasn't shot you in the forehead already!
Bio-Hazard - Awww....did I stwike a wittle nerve in that dense head of yours?
[ Rachel slaps Bio-Hazard across the face. Bio shoots back around and glares at her. Only to smile... ]
Bio-Hazard - Yikes, kind of kinky tonight aren't you?
[ Bio walks to the curtain, read to step out. ]
One-Fall Match
Bio-Hazard VS Divine
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Chris Myers - This next match is scheduled for one fall!
[ "When Doves Cry" by Prince blasts through the speakers... ]
Chris Myers - Introducing first... standing 6'8" and weighing in at 335 pounds, from Hollywood, Divine!
[ Divine steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring. ]
The Informer - And here comes Divine! We haven't heard much of him lately...
Vic Canon - Leave it to Matt Daniels to figure out why!
Eddie Sensation - I don't know if it's just me, but I don't like that guy at all...
[ "When Worlds Collide" by Powerman 5000 blasts through the speakers... ]
Chris Myers - And his opponent... standing 6'3" and weighing in at 228 pounds, from Manhattan, New York, Bio-Hazard!
[ Bio-Hazard steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring. ]
The Informer - There's Bio-Hazard! He's not wasting anytime! He slides into the ring, and nails Divine with a spear!
[ Ding, Ding, Ding! ]
Vic Canon - Bio-Hazard is laying the punches to the face of Divine! He lifts Divine to his feet... kicks him in the gut... T-BONE SUPLEX!
Eddie Sensation - Damn! I just noticed how FAT Divine is!
The Informer - Sadly, he thinks he's very sexy Eddie...
Vic Canon - Bio-Hazard lifts Divine to his feet, and perfectly executes a Reversed Russian Leg-Sweep!
Eddie Sensation - I never understood the point of that move...
The Informer - Bio-Hazard is climbing up to the top rope! ....he jumps!
Vic Canon - Guillotine Leg Drop! He goes for the cover.... 1..... 2..... No! Divine gets a shoulder up!
Eddie Sensation - Bio-Hazard gets up quickly, and lifts up Divine.
The Informer - He throws Divine into a corner......... TORNADO DDT!
Vic Canon - Bio-Hazard isn't done with Divine yet! He picks him up to his feet again.... Samurai Driver!!
Eddie Sensation - Pin him you moron!
The Informer - He covers...... 1........ 2...... No! Divine with a kickout!
Vic Canon - But now, Bio-Hazard is calling for the end of Divine! He kicks Divine in the gut, and backs into a corner....
Eddie Sensation - Here goes!
The Informer - ......WHAM!! Society's Plague!! Bio-Hazard nailed it!
Vic Canon - He covers him.... 1....... 2...... 3!!!
Chris Myers - The winner of this match... Bio-Hazard!
WINNER: Bio-Hazard w/ Society's Plague by Pinfall
Eddie Sensation - Well that was quick...
The Informer - We'll be right back fans!
[ The EWA Video Wall goes black. A series of commercials of EWA sponcers are shown. ]
BLACKOUT
Eddie Sensation - This happens so damn frequently it's funny... It shows that the EWA head office is cheap... AN--
The Informer - Eddie, do you have to continuously prove to the fans that whoever hired you was on cheap drugs?? This didn't happen because people aren't paying bills, it's yet another attempt by some wrestler to add a little more excitement to his entrance!!
Vic Canon - Could you guys give it a rest for once?? I'd really like to know who this....
[ Then, "Smokin' in the Boys Room" by Motley Crew blares over the PA system as what seems to be the most uniformed reaction of confusion that could ever be seen in a wrestling arena takes place. The fans all fall silent and watch. They all stare at the curtains awaiting something. All of a sudden out he comes, like a God out of his Temple, Like a Cobra out of it's lair, like the Sun from behind the dark clouds... ]
Vic Canon - IT'S LA PARKA?? WHAT IN THE WORLD??
Eddie Sensation - HAHA!! HE'S BACK!! THE CHAIRMAN OF THE EWA... THE COAT!!! THE LIVING LEGEND HIMSELF HATH RETURNED!!
The Informer - I think this is the last person anyone ever expected to see! Listen to these fans, they're... They're..
Vic Canon - I believe the word you're looking for is unfazed??
The Informer - That's it... I've never heard a crowd so silent.
Eddie Sensation - You morons!!! This is a Japanese respect pop! They're in awe, and they know that no chant, no word, no sound can exhibit the respect that they have for "La Parka"!!
The Informer - Oh, give me a break Eddie...
[ La Parka does his strut and dances with his trademark steel chair, looking at the fans who are still unimpressed, he gets into the ring, and pulls out a mic. Before he speaks, he gives the crowd the once over. ]
Vic Canon - Why is he delaying??
La Parka - My beloved worshippers... I HATH RETURNED!!
Eddie Sensation - Here we go boys!!!
La Parka - I have finally come home... So to speak. The EWA. The doors have reopened. Tom Stone has decided it was time that he brought back the beast. The beast which he nurtured and grew, until it ran rampant on the sports entertainment world. He seeks the greatness he once attained, and from what you all saw last week, it looks as though Tome Stone and the EWA are on their way. Wait, now rewind to last week, a little occurrence that most may have passed over... A subtle warning, that no one took seriously, not the fans, not the wrestlers, not Tom Stone himself. BIG MISTAKE!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! Stone, that mask you received via courier, that was more than just a mask, that was a sign, a sign of things to come...
Vic Canon - What in the world is he talking about??
La Parka - That was a subtle hint to the resurgence of the greatest enigma your EWA has ever seen. La Parka!! MUHUHAHAHAHA!! I am back here in your EWA Tom Stone, because there are many things that I disagree with here. There are many things that are wrong, and should be righted, and I feel that someone only like me can make the changes needed to put things the way they should be...
The Informer - This guy's a little off, I really don't get his point...
Eddie Sensation - In due time my friend The Informer, in due time, you will see...
Vic Canon - Eddie?? Has the world gone backwards??
La Parka - It's funny Tom Stone, how many travesties you have committed without actually receiving the proper and just retaliation or punishment. Many of your sins have gone unaccounted for, passed over as if they were a little mistake by a two year old. YOU, Tom Stone, are no two year old. YOU Tom Stone are no idiot. YOU Tom Stone must be credited for the seemingly unlimited amount of intelligence you have. But, that does not mean the ones watching have to sit back while you go unpunished. Stone, of all those who feel this way about you, only I had the nerve to come out and make a change. Only I, La Parka can set you straight Stone.... I expected so much more from others, but was disappointed in them. Covington.... A heavyweight champion of the EWA for one week. What can be looked at as probably the shortest heavyweight title reign in EWA history. He lost the title not because of his lack of skill, but because Stone didn't have the confidence in him to believe that C4 could carry the EWA and it's main strap on his shoulders. After that C4 was slipped into mid-card status where he stayed, and remains to this day. Diamante.... HAH!! He is one of the men, who I could say, probably has the most problems with Stone, yet, what does he do?? He comes into the EWA and begins to kiss ass. Ignoring the fact that when he was running RX, RX got screwed, when he returned on Heat after Rock The Boat, and him and his allies Deuce, Di Nardo and Delaney were prepared to take out the enemy... People complained, and out when Nick's friends, and Nick followed suit... Now Nick stands here all pro EWA?? Deuce, has also done the same, he has returned, and let all his discrepancies fall to the wayside. Now he tags with Mike Steele, looking to make an impact in the tag team division, wow!!
The Informer - This guy seems just a little bitter...
Vic Canon - He's crying, that's all it is, he's crying...
Eddie Sensation - SHUT UP CANON!! He's telling the truth!! Everyone kisses Stone's rump, no matter what he does to them...
La Parka - I am sure that it won't be long before Di Nardo and Delaney return, in fact, I gather we'll see Di Nardo sooner than most would think, after I'm done...
Vic Canon - Did he just call out Di Nardo??
La Parka - Serial Thrylla, Chandler, The Regulators and Nomad, they all return to an organization, where at one point, their asses were handed to the enemy, all thanks to Tom Stone. No one paid close enough attention to notice, but Tom Stone made sure that those "Manch Boys" got they're asses handed to them, time and time again. They know, Thrylla knows, Nomad knows The Regulators know... But they have no real "BALLZ" to do anything about it. Then there's Chandler... He plays off as though he has the will. That he's bad enough to do it, but he's just as pathetic as the rest of them, they're all pathetic, from the bottom to the top, this organization is full of men, grown men, who find it a relevantly interesting hobby to kiss Tom Stone's ass....
The Informer - This guy obviously doesn't know anything about the EWA. I mean, look at the BS he's talking, Tom's been stood up to many times...
Eddie Sensation - Informer, He knows more than we do. Listen to him he's hit everything on the nose so far, Tom has always had his talent kissing his ass, and it's even worse now...
La Parka - Things will only get worse, because now, people feel they owe something to Stone for reopening the EWA. So they'll pucker up and kiss his ass even more. What they fail to see though, is that Stone was just part of the equation, he built the EWA, but with no Thryllas, Diamantes, Chandlers, Deuces, Di Nardos, Nomads and Regulators, and especially with no LA PARKA!!
La Parka - This place would have gone nowhere. That's why I am here.... That is why I have returned. This is why once again I have dawned "La Parka" to make every single individual realize that it is time they took a stand and fought not only for their beliefs but for the respect that they deserve!! To stand up and say, "I will not fall prey to the oversized head of that twit Stone anymore." It takes a real man to fight for what he believes in and it seems that is what the EWA has fallen short of, real men. This is what I intend to change, I am one man, who will make this all come to fruition, I will do what no RX, Team Ballz, or 3D could ever do, I WILL put Stone in his place, where he belongs. I will make Stone see the light. I will make a change in this God forsaken place if it's the last thing I do....
Vic Canon - Certified nut tried, tested and true... Not only is he talking smack, but he's hiding his real identity, he's just made the most hipocritical speech in the history of the EWA. Can't he see that no one will care about this??
Eddie Sensation - Canon, you just don't get it do you??
Vic Canon - Apparently I don't, so please, let me in on it...
Eddie Sensation - I ain't letting you in on nothing, listen, and I mean really LISTEN to what La Parka is saying... I know it's difficult, but I'm sure your feeble mind will catch on eventually.
La Parka - It all begins tonight. The recomposition, reorganization of the EWA starts tonight. I will make many men turn their heads and take notice tonight. I WILL turn heads. I promise you that... And as time passes after people know what La Parka is all about, they will see... They will see the truth behind Stone and his leery ways... They will realize that what I have said tonight is nothing but the truth, a truth that too many individuals were afraid to admit to... No more, will they feel the need to hide their true feelings, no more will they bleed their hearts and mouths of bullshit to keep Mr. Owner and Il Presidente happy. Tom Stone, you are about to witness the crumbling of this little dynasty you have built, the dynasty where all praised the master of the house, you... You just like Hitler will fall, and those who were straddled under your arms and in your palms will bite, causing you more pain than you ever believed could exist. Tom Stone, your life has just gotten more interesting, I promise you that by the end of tonight, things will already begin to change... Tonight Stone I will make an impact, and I swear to you, you will begin to fear me. You will regret ever having underestimated my presence or even not worrying about my warning... Tom Stone, your Hell on Earth starts tonight, and from this point on, things will be much more different. EWA, EWA fans, and wrestlers... Open your eyes, shut your mouths, and watch the story unfold. Cause everyone, it's this simple...
Homicide Is From The Heavens,
…And Death Comes From...
Where You Least Expect It!!!
| The Predator Looks For Prey
|
[ Ethan Tyler is walking around the backstage area of The Midsouth Coliseum, he’s trying to look for problems, any kind he can sink his teeth into. Like a wild cougar, he spots his prey, one of Stone’s coffee boys. He’s carrying numerous papers. Tyler, charges like a bull and rams into the guy, knocking him and his papers over. Tyler sneers down at him like it was his fault. ]
Ethan Tyler - Watch where you’re going, wrestling champion coming through.
[ The man stares up at Ethan, wide-eyed and nervous for his life. Tyler rears a foot back and the man cowers as Ethan just laughs and walks away. The man lets out a sigh of relief and stars to pick up his papers. ]
Man - Stupid wrestlers think they’re better than me. If he wasn’t so big I’d….
[ The man is cut off by footsteps, he cowers, thinking Tyler’s back for more… The shadow of a figure covers part of the man, and after a few moments he looks up. The figure grabs some of the papers and holds them out to the man who looks like he’s seen a ghost. ]
Man - Th- Thank you……
[ The shadow slowly draws back from the direction it came from. As the footsteps fade, the man looks like he’s seen a ghost. ]
Man - No, that couldn’t have been….. I need to lay off the coffee…
Eddie Sensation - Who in the heck was that?
The Informer - Obviously it was the dark shadow of the EWA, who else Eddie?
Eddie Sensation - Shut up Informer.
Vic Canon - And I thought the EWA had no more good Samaritans.
| Pre-Match Interview with Shawn Carter
|
[ The camera cuts to none other than EWA interviewer Rachel Stevens who is standing outside a locker room door. On it is a small piece of paper reading "Shawn Carter". ]
Rachel Stevens - I'm standing here outside the locker room of one of the competitors in tonight's 7 man battle royal, none other than "The Indy Fed Legend" Shawn Carter. I'm going to try to get his thoughts on tonights and this past weeks events.
[ Rachel knocks on the door and then enters to find none other than Carter inside busily taping up his fists. ]
Rachel Stevens - Hey Shawn, it's nice to see you've actually reported for duty this week, what are your thoughts on the other 6 men in this battle royal???
Shawn Carter - Rachel, have you ever heard of knocking??? I guess not, anyhow, I have no thoughts about them, and you know why??? Because those other 6 men are irrelevant, they don't matter, they're nobodies and in a few mere minutes I'll dispose of them all in record time. Do you, or even them for that matter believe that they have a chance in that ring against an athlete of my calibre??? I didn't think so.
Rachel Stevens - Well what about "Crystal Clear" Cody Covington, he disposed of you last week within 7 seconds and as you've said in the past Shawn, he the only man who's ever defeated you.
Shawn Carter - Yeah that is correct, Cody Covington should consider himself the most privileged man on this planet, you see now he's elevated himself to that next level, not by winning championship belts like the Chandler's of this business but by doing something that no other man has ever done, ending my winning streak. Covington, I hope you appreciate the favor I've done you by elevating you up on that pedestal, there's no need to thank me buddy!
Rachel Stevens - I don't think many people actually see it that way, you see he's defeated you twice in as many weeks. And both matches ended in less than 10 seconds.
Shawn Carter - What are you trying to say??? The guy's a great competitor, he's no where near on my level and he's lucky that he was booked against me this past fortnight as I've been suffering from some type of influenza virus. The doctors told me I shouldn't even wrestle, but being the fighting competitor that I am I wasn't going to just lay down and that's why Covington got his win.
Rachel Stevens - Wins
Shawn Carter - Yeah, whatever.
Rachel Stevens - Back to tonight, who do you actually see as your main threat in this battle royal, I mean who do you believe could actually give you a run for your money???
Shawn Carter - You're kidding me right??? The biggest threat in this match is trying to make myself look good as I walk into the ring throw 6 guys over the top rope and then walk right back out of it again.
Rachel Stevens - So how are you going to prepare for such an unpredictable match???
Shawn Carter - Ummmmm I'll make sure I take a piss before my music hits up, now if you don't mind, I need to finish getting ready.
Rachel Stevens - Of course
[ With that Rachel leaves the room. ]
7 Man Battle Royal
Participants: Troy Huntley, Shawn Carter, Ethan Storm,
Jacob, Rocky Blonde, Slayer and The Zodiac.
|
The Informer - We have some news for you fans out there... Troy Huntley, Ethan Storm and Slayer have not been in an EWA buliding over the last week, and they are NOT here tonight. They have been scratched from this match, leaving us with a 4 Man Battle Royal!
Chris Myers - This next match is a 4 Man Battle Royal!
[ "Cowboys from Hell" by Pantera blasts through the speakers... ]
Chris Myers - Introducing first... standing 6'1" and weighing in at 235 pounds, from Brooklyn, New York, Rocky Blonde!
[ Rocky Blonde steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring. ]
The Informer - Here comes Rocky Blonde!
Vic Canon - Have you ever tried one of his chocolate bars?!
Eddie Sensation - Hell yes! They're amazing!
[ "We Don't Die" by TiwZtid blasts through the speakers... ]
Chris Myers - Second... standing 6'1" and weighing in at 202 pounds, from Greenville, Maine, Jacob!
[ Jacob steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring. ]
The Informer - Here's an odd one... Jacob has changed aliases more times than Eddie changes his underwear in a year.
Vic Canon - 2?
Eddie Sensation - NO I DON'T!
[ "Blood of the Zodiac" by Machine Head blasts through the speakers... ]
Chris Myers - Next... standing 6'3" and weighing in at 233 pounds, from San Francisco, California, The Zodiac!
[ The Zodiac steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring. ]
The Informer - The Zodiac has a good shot at this one.
Vic Canon - Not even close. Shawn Carter is going to blow him out of the water!
Eddie Sensation - Eh, they both suck.
[ "Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)" by The Offspring blasts through the speakers... ]
Chris Myers - Lastly... standing 6'2" and weighing in at 212 pounds, from Detroit, Michigan, "The Indy Fed Legend" Shawn Carter!
[ "The Indy Fed Legend" Shawn Carter steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring. ]
The Informer - And here comes Shawn Carter! My pick for this match.
Vic Canon - Agreed.
[ Ding, Ding, Ding! ]
Eddie Sensation - There's the bell! Here we go...
The Informer - Jacob charges at The Zodiac... LOOK OUT! The Zodiac just back body dropped Jacob over the top rope! Jacob is gone!
Chris Myers - Jacob has been eliminated!
Vic Canon - And then there were three! LOOK OUT! Rocky Blonde nails The Zodiac from behind! Blonde throws The Zodiac into the corner, and delivers some boots to The Zodiac's gut!! Rocky Blonde lifts him out of the corner, and whips him across the ring into the opposite corner!
Eddie Sensation - What the hell?! What's he doing!
The Informer - Rocky Blonde just pulled out a Rocky Blonde Chocolate Bar! Now he's opening it, and having some!
Vic Canon - I guess it's packed with vitamins! LOOK OUT!!! ROCKY BLONDE HITS THE COLD, CONCRETE FLOOR!! Shawn Carter just threw out Rocky Blonde!
Eddie Sensation - HA! Not enough vitamins, I guess.
Chris Myers - Rocky Blonde has been eliminated!
The Informer - We're down to Shawn Carter and The Zodiac! The Zodiac stumbles out of the corner... and NAILS Shawn Carter with a clothesline! The Zodiac jumps on top of Shawn Carter, and begins punching him in the head viciously!
Vic Canon - The Zodiac lifts Shawn Carter to his feet.... DDT! The Zodiac picks up Shawn Carter, and lifts him in a Gorilla Press Slam!
Eddie Sensation - Bye bye Shawn Carter!
The Informer - NO! Shawn Carter gets his fingers in the eyes of The Zodiac! The Zodiac drops him right on his feet.... BIG CLOTHESLINE by Shawn Carter!
Vic Canon - The Zodiac gets back to his feet.... CRADLE DDT!!!
Eddie Sensation - But the Zodiac is back up again!
The Informer - Shawn Carter kicks him in the gut.... LOOK OUT!!!
Vic Canon - THE BIG TIME!!!! Shawn Carter nailed his finisher! And now the rest is simple.... there goes The Zodiac over the top rope!
Chris Myers - The winner of this match... "The Indy Fed Legend" Shawn Carter!
WINNER: Shawn Carter w/ throwing The Zodiac over the top rope
Eddie Sensation - That was quick!
The Informer - Well, minimal effort outside the ring results in minimal effort inside the ring!
Vic Canon - Exactly. We'll be right back fans.
[ The EWA Video Wall goes black. A series of commercials of EWA sponcers are shown. ]
[ The scene begins in the office of EWA Owner, Tom Stone. As we enter the office, we see Tom on the phone… ]
Tom Stone - Excellent! Wonderful! I'm really glad to hear there is such a strong base of new, young wrestlers who want to try their hand in the EWA. Some of the younger guys in this business have always been intimidated by my reputation.
[ Knock knock… "The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante walks into Tom's office… ]
Tom Stone - Let me get back to you a bit later, ok? Something just came up. Yes…yes, goodbye.
[ Tom Stone hangs up the phone as an awkward moment of silence fills the room. Tom Stone, doing his best to change the mood, begins to speak… ]
Tom Stone - Nick! How are you doing? It's great to see you!
"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - I'm doing great, yourself?
Tom Stone - I'm great too. The EWA is back… we're drawing numbers like never before… hell, things couldn't be better!
"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - That's great to hear, Tom! Great!
Tom Stone - Yes it is. Indeed it is.
[ Another moment of awkward silence fills the room as "TDS" Nick Diamante can now be seen looking at a small 8 X 10 autographed photo of himself - all framed and ready for show… ]
Tom Stone - Um, Nick… is there something you wanted from me?
"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Oh, yeah… YEAH! Sorry about that… my mind was just wandering. Tom, see… I basically came here to… well, as ridiculous as this may sound to some people… I…
Tom Stone - Yes?
[ Diamante pauses for a moment… ]
"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Here! This is for you!
[ "The Diamond Stud" rushes over and places the black & white glossy photo of himself on Tom's desk… ]
Tom Stone - An autographed photo… of you. Oh, uhm… THANKS! Thank you very much, Nick!
"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Never a problem.
[ Nick stands there again idle for a few seconds as Tom, now very confused, brings up the question… ]
Tom Stone - Nick… what's it for? What did I do to deserve such an… uhm… extravagant gift?
"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Ok, ok… enough hiding it. I have to come out and say it, and no matter how many butterflies are hitting other butterflies with Diamond Drivers in my stomach right now… this must be said…
Tom Stone - Alright…
[ Complete silence… ]
"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Tom……………………………………….… I'm sorry!
The Informer - Sorry? Sorry for what?
Tom Stone - I don't get it, Nick. What are you sorry for?
"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - We've been through a lot of stuff together, Tom. You and I… we've had good times, bad times… times we haven't spoken in days and other times when we couldn't stop talking for a minute. But, basically… what I'm trying to say here is… I'm sorry for showing you a lack of respect over the years and treating you as someone other than my boss, my friend… and the quality human being that you are.
[ The sound of the crowd going "AWWWWWWW" fills the arena… ]
Eddie Sensation - WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT SOUND?!
Vic Canon - That's the sound of a randomly emotional moment, Eddie.
Eddie Sensation - ON HEAT?! THERE'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE ANY "EMOTIONS" ON HEAT!
[ Tom Stone sits there at his desk for a moment visually stunned before speaking… ]
Tom Stone - Well, Nick… uhm, I don't know what to say. I never knew you felt guilty about your actions… never. I never thought you, a man who's preached hate and betrayal all his career, would be able to be the better man and say you're sorry. Thank you, Nick. I appreciate it highly.
"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Aww, not a problem Tommy Boy!! But let me make one thing clear. Saying sorry is just the official way of…. Well, being sorry.
Tom Stone - Of course it is.
"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - From this day forward, "The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante will make up for his previous bitter, controlling, hateful attitude towards you and the entire EWA by filling one specific role in this company.
Tom Stone - And that would be?
[ Nick Diamante thrusts his chest up and places his hands on his hips while staring into the air… ]
"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - I will now, and FOOOOOOREVER, be the one… true… SUPER-HERO… of the Extreme… Wrestling… Association! Huh? Huh? Ya like?? Ya like??
The Informer - "The Diamond Stud"… a SUPER-HERO?!
Tom Stone - I, uhm… yes… I can see it happening!
"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Good, because "The Diamond Stud" is here to save the DAAAAAAAAAY! I know it's not original. But until I come up with something more hip and fresh, IT'S MINE!
[ The scene cuts out during another awkward moment where Tom Stone has an extreme look of confusion on his face and Diamante stands in his heroic pose… ]
The Informer - What in the world was that?
Vic Canon - Well, from the looks of things… it seems that Nick Diamante finally grew up. He's a changed man… no longer the demented, egotistical control-freak that he used to be. He really wants to work FOR the EWA this time around! Not for himself!
Eddie Sensation - WHAT HAPPENED TO THE REAL NICK DIAMANTE?!
The Informer - Good question, Eddie. Good question. I guess anything really is possible in this day and age.
| And Now For Some Late Breaking News...
|
[ Ethan Tyler, now equipped with his three defunct titles is still hunting around the backstage area looking for the perfect situation to cause chaos. Finally, he finds a better payoff than the coffee boy. ]
Matt Daniels - Man, I need to call up Carter, find out if he’s done talking around the NHBWF….
[ Daniels looks at his watch and sighs, typing away on his laptop…. Slowly Tyler walks up to Lee and closes the top of his lap top. ]
Matt Daniels - Hey, what the f-
[ Daniels looks up at the attacker, none other than Ethan Tyler. ]
Matt Daniels - Oh, it’s you.
Ethan Tyler - Come on Daniels, is that anyway to treat an undefeated world champion? I know your pale skinny ass has more respect than that in you.
Matt Daniels - I reserve it for those who deserve it Ethan.
[ Tyler slams his hand down on the top of the lap top. ]
Matt Daniels - Hey, watch it buddy, I paid good money for that!
[ Tyler grabs Daniels’ shirt and draws him close. ]
Ethan Tyler - Listen to me Daniels, I’m not playing with you. Remember that message I left on your machine, that’s a real threat man, do not FUCK with me or else you’ll wish you had stayed at home today. Now you better straighten up and show me the respect I deserved, the respect I worked HARD to get, the respect you’re going to pay me….. Got it?
[ Daniels, using his better senses, uses the judgment that it is better to agree with an animal than provoke it nods. Tyler roughly lets go of Daniels and smiles. ]
Ethan Tyler - Oh hey, by the way… Tell Anderson that if he doesn’t watch out, I’m gonna beat him worse than his golden boy ever did.
[ Tyler looks down at Daniels’ lap top, takes it out of his hands and slides it down the hall. ]
Ethan Tyler - Fetch boy, fetch!
[ Tyler walks away laughing, when he turns his back, Daniels gives him the finger and sits in his chair disgusted. ]
Matt Daniels - God what an egotistical asshole… Someone better shut him up and fast, I’m sick of his crap…
[ Daniels bends over and rubs his neck, a little sore after being treated the way he was. A set of footsteps fills the hall and a shadow covers Daniels. A foot slides his lap top right under his nose. Daniels looks at it, picks it up, and goes to look at the man who picked it up. ]
Matt Daniels - Hey, thanks man, you don’t know how much I needed…..this……thing….
[ Daniels slowly trails off as he looks at the man who returned it. His eyes spark and he smiles, a huge smile. ]
Matt Daniels - Thanks man, I appreciate it.
[ The shadow creeps slowly back to where it came from and Daniels looks at the spot where the specter stood…. He begins laughing, slowly it builds into a maniacal, gleeful laugh. ]
Vic Canon - Matt Daniels’ seen something he likes, who is that man?
Eddie Sensation - I don’t know Vic, but this Good Samaritan seems to be picking up the mess of Ethan Tyler. I wonder who it could be.
The Informer - That’s the farthest thought from my mind Eddie, just think, one of us could be next on Tyler’s hit list.
Vic Canon - Now that’s a scary thought….
| Pre-Match Interview with Leon Sharpe
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[ We go to the back where Rob DiMarco is standing by what appears to be the men's restroom. DiMarco dressed in his snazzy EWA duds just seems out of place by a bathroom backstage. ]
Rob DiMarco - We are trying to track down and get comments from "The Thundergod" Leon Sharpe.. we have tracked him to this restroom and we cannot get into the restroom. It appears to be baracaded or locked
[ CRASH! ]
[ We hear that and a few more breaking noises. ]
"THIS IS BULLSHIT!"
[ We hear more breaking noises. ]
"WHY THE FUCK AM I WASTING MY TIME HERE? TOTAL BULLSHIT!"
[ We hear a louder breaking noise, sounding like something shattering. ]
Rob DiMarco - That is Leon Sharpe, it sounds like the fine folks here in Memphis will be down one bathroom.
[ Sharpe is heard yelling again as we hear glass breaking all over. ]
Rob DiMarco - Let's just say that he appears not happy and pumped to fight for the North American title [Rob smiles a bit]
[ KKKKKRAAASSSHHH! ]
[ Sharpe kicks down the door of the bathroom, barely missing kicking the door on DiMarco. Sharpe has a black t-shirt with "SHARPE" on the front in an license plate and black tights. He has pieces of glass all over him and does not look happy at all. ]
"The Thundergod" Leon Sharpe - Go in there and look at the beauty of the destruction...
[ The camera walks into the bathroom, to discover all the urinals kicked in and broken, the walls separating the toilets are shattered and on the floor, the Fluorescent lights on top are totally shattered, with pieces of it all over the floor, The sinks are shattered on the floor. The mirrors are shattered, It even looks like the holder for the handtowels is dented in as Sharpe spared nothing. ]
"The Thundergod" Leon Sharpe - I have shattered the glass that was a ceiling above me, I have shattered all the stuff in my path as a way to vent out my rage. A way to vent out my rage against Tom Stone, a way to vent out my rage at Pimpf, a way to vent out my rage at every fucking person in this federation. I HAVE SEEN A LIGHT! And I smashed it. I realized that there is no tommorrow. I have realized that if these fucking idiots keep putting me in North American title matches, I might as well make their ignorance relevant and WIN THE FUCKING TITLE! I am sick of the EWA.. I am sick of this all.. I am wasting my time here.. but I might as well become a two-time North American champion while wasting my time here. DiMarco...
[ Sharpe grabs Dimarco by the wrist and pulls him up. ]
"The Thundergod" Leon Sharpe - You might be stuck in your job for the rest of your life, but I have decided that I will make something out of my time here.
[ Sharpe walks off shaking his head, breathing hard and shaking glass out of himself. ]
Rob DiMarco - This was truely a bit bizzare. Nice to see that he wants the belt now, back to you guys!
[ Fade out. ]
| Pre-Match Interview with Pimpf
|
Rachel Stevens - I'm here with the challenger to C3's North American title, Pimpf. Pimpf, do you have any thoughts?
[ Pimpf is sat on a FedEx box. ]
Pimpf - Tonight, I am going to prove to my critics that I CAN wrestle, I am going to prove that I CAN fight, most of all I am going to prove that I CAN WIN. I've been by myself for the last 4 or 5 days just pumping up and getting ready for this moment and it has arrived. Excuse me Rach, I have a title to win.
[ Pimpf walks off. ]
Three Way EWA North American Title Match
Charles Christopher Carroll (c)
VS "The Thundergod" Leon Sharpe VS Pimpf
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Chris Myers - This next match is scheduled for one fall, and is a Three Way EWA North American Title Match!
[ "Pimpf" by Depeche Mode blasts through the speakers... ]
Chris Myers - Introducing first... standing 5'11" and weighing in at 229 pounds, from Parts Unknown, Pimpf!
[ Pimpf steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring. ]
The Informer - Here comes Pimpf, the man that demanded this re-match!
Vic Canon - And what's unfortunate for Pimpf, is that the man who hates him is going to be in this Three Wat Match also... none other than Leon Sharpe!
Eddie Sensation - How the hell does this guy expect to get somewhere with a name like Pimpf?!
[ "God of Thunder" by KISS blasts through the speakers... ]
Chris Myers - Second... standing 6'11" and weighing in at 304 pounds, from Kingman, Arizona, "The Thundergod" Leon Sharpe!
[ "The Thundergod" Leon Sharpe is nowhere to be seen. ]
The Informer - What the hell?! Where's Sharpe?! We just saw him a minute ago in the back with Rob DiMarco!
Vic Canon - Who knows, who cares. I don't see how a man who openly says 'I dont want this title, it sucks' gets a title matches two weeks in a row. It's just stupid.
Eddie Sensation - Who said intelligent people ran the EWA?
[ "Bottom" by Tool blasts through the speakers... ]
Chris Myers - Finally... standing 6'1" and weighing in at 227 pounds, from Chicago, Illinois, Charles Christopher Carroll!
[ Charles Christopher Carroll steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring. ]
The Informer - And here comes our North American Champion! Tonight is his first title defence of many to come!
Vic Canon - Gee, someone doesn't like Carroll.
Eddie Sensation - 'Gee, someone doesn't suck a lot of co--
The Informer - EDDIE! Watch your mouth!
Eddie Sensation - What the hell?! I was just sticking up for you, Informer!
The Informer - Well, thanks but no thanks.
[ Ding, Ding, Ding! ]
Vic Canon - And there's the bell! Pimpf and Charles Christopher Carroll are circling in the ring... Leon Sharpe is missing in action!
Eddie Sensation - They lock up!
The Informer - Pimpf grabs Carroll in a headlock... Carroll throws Pimpf to the ropes! WHAM! Carroll with a Jump Spinning Back Heel Kick!
Vic Canon - Pimpf gets right back to his feet... Dropkick by Carroll! And Pimpf rolls out to the outside.
Eddie Sensation - Wuss! Charles Christopher Carroll would have finished him right there!
The Informer - Relax Eddie. Pimpf is walking around the outside... Here comes Carroll with a baseball slide!
Vic Canon - No! Pimpf ducks, but Carroll faked it anyway... Carroll is standing on the outside apron... Pimpf is still ducked down!
Eddie Sensation - Carroll jumps! OHHH!!!! Springboard Moonsault!! He nails Pimpf!
The Informer - Pimpf goes down, and Carroll gets in the ring! The fans let Carroll know that they liked what they saw!
Vic Canon - And the referee is counting out Pimpf! Pimpf isn't moving at all... the referee is at 4.... 5..... 6!
Eddie Sensation - Carroll is just staring at Pimpf... 7..... 8!
The Informer - And Carroll goes to the outside! OOOH!!! PIMPF NAILS CARROLL WITH A LOW BLOW!!!
Vic Canon - Pimpf lifts Carroll in a Gorrilla Press Slam.... OH NO!!! PIMPF DROPPED CARROLLS NECK ACROSS THE GUARDRAIL!!!
Eddie Sensation - Pimpf rolls into the ring... now he's probably going to try and win by Count Out!
The Informer - Let him... he won't be taking Carroll's title that way!
Vic Canon - Charles Christopher Carroll gets to his feet, holding his neck.... WHAM!!! BASEBALL SLIDE BY PIMPF!!!
Eddie Sensation - Carroll hits the concrete floor hard! And now Pimpf goes to the outside.
The Informer - Pimpf lifts Carroll to his feet.... OH NO!!! DDT ON THE HARD CONCRETE FLOOR!
Vic Canon - Carroll will feel that one for a few days! Pimpf lifts Carroll to his feet, and throws him into the ring.
Eddie Sensation - Pimpf rolls into the ring, and goes for the cover! The ref counts.... 1..... 2.... No! Carroll kicks out.
The Informer - Pimpf gets to his feet, and lifts the EWA North American Champion, Charles Christopher Carroll to his feet... DOUBLE ARM DDT!!
Vic Canon - Nicely executed! Pimpf wastes no time, and lifts Carroll to his feet...
Eddie Sensation - What's he doing? He's putting Carroll on the top rope!
The Informer - High risk move coming up by Pimpf! He's got Carroll on the top rope... it looks like he's going to try a DDT off the top rope!
Vic Canon - NO! Carroll shoves him off the top rope! Pimpf lands hard on his back.... Carroll jumps!
Eddie Sensation - Wait a minute... LOOK! It's Leon Sharpe! Sharpe is running to the ring!
The Informer - FLYING CLOTHESLINE BY CHARLE CHRISTOPHER CARROL!
Vic Canon - "The Thundergod" rolls into the ring, and grabs Pimpf..... POWERBOMB!!!!!
Eddie Sensation - MY GOD! This guy is pretty damn strong!
The Informer - Sharpe lifts Carroll to his feet.... BIG POWERBOMB!!!!!
Vic Canon - And both men are down! Leon Sharpe is in control of this match!
Eddie Sensation - No he's not! HAHA!!!
The Informer - What the hell?! Leon Sharpe is leaving the ring! He's heading backstage with Charles Christopher Carroll and Pimpf out cold in the middle of the ring!
Vic Canon - And now the referee is counting out both men! 1...... 2...... 3.......
Eddie Sensation - 4..... 5....... 6.....
The Informer - Carroll looks like he's moving! Yes, he is! And he's crawling over to Pimpf!
Vic Canon - Carroll covers Pimpf! 1........ 2...........
Eddie Sensation - .....THR--NO!!! Pimpf kicks out at the last second!
The Informer - And now both men are getting to their feet! Pimpf is using the ropes to help him, and Carroll is already half way up!
Vic Canon - Carroll swings with a clothesling! Pimpf ducks... DDT BY PIMPF!
Eddie Sensation - And now Pimpf is calling for his finishing move!
The Informer - Pimpf lifts Carroll to his feet, and sets him up! NO!!! CARROLL WITH A BACK BODY DROP!!!
Vic Canon - Pimpf gets to his feet quickly, and turns to Carroll!
Eddie Sensation - Pimpf swings with a clothesline... Carroll ducks, grabs his arm.......
The Informer - FLAWED EVOLUTION!!! FLAWED EVOLUTION!!! CARROLL NAILS IT!!!!!
Vic Canon - The referee counts...... 1............ 2.......... 3!!!!!
Chris Myers - The winner of this match, and STILL EWA North American Champion... Charles Christopher Carroll!
WINNER: Charles Christopher Carroll w/ Flawed Evolution by Pinfall
Eddie Sensation - Carroll wins! Carroll wins!
The Informer - Charles Christopher Carroll successfully defends his North American Title for the first time here in the EWA!
Vic Canon - Congratulations to him. We'll be right back, don't go anywhere!
[ The EWA Video Wall goes black. A series of commercials of EWA sponcers are shown. ]
| Pre-Match Interview with El GiGante
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[ Are view is brought backstage in the lockerrom of da "Soul SurViVa" El GiGante. Inside his lockerroom sits GiGante on a bench in his street clothes. Across from him is his agent/manager, Donny Michaels, who just got off his cell phone. ]
"Soul SurViVa" El GiGante - Donny are dese rumors about Malo quitting true?
Donny Michaels - I don't think so El baby. If he did quit its because he didn't want to get humiliated when you two go at it.
"Soul SurViVa" El GiGante - [LAUGHS] Most likely....
KNOCK, KNOCK
"Soul SurViVa" El GiGante - Come in!
[ Our view is switched towards the entrance. Standing in the doorway is Rob DiMarco. He walks over to El with a big smile on his face. ]
Rob DiMarco - El GiGante! How's it going man? We haven't talked in over a year.
"Soul SurViVa" El GiGante - Ehh DiMarco! What you here for?
Rob DiMarco - Pre-Match interview ring a bell at all?
Donny Michaels - Sorry DiMarco but Mrs. Stevens is interviewing GiGante.
Rob DiMarco - Are you sure because......
"Soul SurViVa" El GiGante - Sorry esa but Donny is right. Mrs. Stevens is supposed ta be here any second.
Rob DiMarco - I don't think so....
Voice - No El is right, Rob.
[ Right behind DiMarco stands the beautiful Rachel Stevens with a mic in her hand. ]
Rachel Stevens - Mr. GiGante and Mr. Michaels are correct, Rob. Stone just sent me to interview them so you can leave now. [SMILES]
Rob DiMarco - Whatever. See ya later El!
"Soul SurViVa" El GiGante - Yea, see ya..... Now, Mrs. Stevens you ready?
Rachel Stevens - I was born ready.
Donny Michaels - I never noticed how sexy you were Mrs. Stevens. How about me and you going out for a drink after tonight's show.
[ El laughs as he watches Michaels trying to put the moves on Rachel. Rachel looks at Donny and laughs. ]
Rachel Stevens - Umm... I'm sorry to burst your bubble Mr. Michaels but I'm married. Can't you see?
[ Rachel shows Donny her big diamond on her finger. ]
Donny Michaels - Oh... [EMBARASSED] I'm so....sorry.
Rachel Stevens - Its ok. Anyway, El let's stand in the hallway and get this over.
"Soul SurViVa" El GiGante - Si.
5 Minutes Later
[ In the hallway stands Rachel holding up a microphone to her lips. On the right of her is GiGante and Donny. All of them stand in front of an EWA logo. Rachel clears her throat and begins. ]
Rachel Stevens - In just a matter of minutes Mr. GiGante you will have a chance to send Chico Malo out of the states in a "Green Card" match. How do you feel about this?
"Soul SurViVa" El GiGante - I honestly respect Malo's talent but I don't respect his attitude. I don't think dere is room for 2 MeXicans here in da EWA so I'm glad Stoney gave me dis chance to send Malo back to where he belongs. Malo challenged me to dis match and in just a matter of minutes I'm going ta send his wanna-be @$$ back ta Spain!
Rachel Stevens - On a side note Mr. GiGante I'd like to know what your plans are for this era in EWA?
"Soul SurViVa" El GiGante - Well, chica I want ta win damn North American title and move on from there. I hate ta see all dese guys ahead of me in da ranks. It really angers me esa. Last time EWA was around I proved mahself as a great tag team wrestler. Now dis time around I'm going to prove that I can hang with da Chandla's, da Thrylla's, da Reg's, da Diamantes. I just need mah man, Stoney ta give me da chance. I promise ta Stone that I will take da ball and run with it. I will never drop it. I need dis chance ta prove ta everyone around da world that da "Soul SurViVa" can wrestle with da "big dawgs".
Rachel Stevens - Interesting. Do you have anything else to say before we conclude?
"Soul SurViVa" El GiGante - Si. Malo your time is up. Finally I can ta you that you're just a follower of da "Soul SurViVa". You will never forget dis match fo' da rest of your life. In a matter of minutes will be the worst beating that you've ever received in your damn life. ToTal aNNihilation is coming esa. Dere is no way of stopping it. From what I've heard Malo is that you're not going ta show up. I always knew you were a pussy but not that bad. Esa.. if you don't show up I swear ta god I'll find your @$$ some where and show you that El GiGante does own you! Tick...Tock...Tock...Tick...Tock. Da time is counting down ta your demise. When... You... Fuck... With... GiGante.... YOU.............. GET.............. FUCKED!!!
[ GiGante and Michaels leave the interview area and head towards the ring. ]
Rachel Stevens - There you have it! Back to you guys!
Green Card Match
Chico Malo VS El GiGante
|
Chris Myers - This next match is scheduled for one fall, and is a GREEN CARD MATCH!
[ "Fuel My Fire" by Prodigy blasts through the speakers... ]
Chris Myers - Introducing first... standing 5'11" and weighing in at 185 pounds, from Los Angeles, California, Chico Malo!
[ Chico Malo steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring. ]
The Informer - The stipulations of this match are very simple. The loser will lose their Green Card, forcing them to leave the country and return back to their homeland!
Vic Canon - In other words, Loser leaves the EWA!
Eddie Sensation - Ooooooooh! That's how it works!
[ "Superthug" by Norega blasts through the speakers... ]
Chris Myers - And his opponent... standing 5'10" and weighing in at 180 pounds, from Madrid, Spain, "Soul SurViVa" El GiGante!
[ "Soul SurViVa" El GiGante steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring. ]
The Informer - And there's El GiGante! He looks focused!
Vic Canon - Wait a minute guys... Check this out! Our time keeper has just entered the ring, and is talking to the referee... what's this all about!
Eddie Sensation - Shut up, listen, and you'll know!
Chris Myers - Ladies and Gentlemen... it has been ORDERED from backstage officials that this match be changed to a GREEN CARD EXTREME MATCH!
The Informer - Now we're adding Extreme Rules? Sure, why not.
[ Ding, Ding, Ding! ]
Vic Canon - With that said, there's the bell! And El GiGante has rolled out of the ring to get some weapons! He's got a table so far.... make that 2 tables! El GiGante slides the tables in the ring.
Eddie Sensation - Now what's he going for?
The Informer - El GiGante has ANOTHER two tables! Make it four! I wonder what he has planned for Chico Malo!
Vic Canon - And now El GiGante is walking over towards us, and is grabbing two steel chairs!
Eddie Sensation - LOOK OUT! GiGante just threw a chair at Malo! Unfortunatly, he moved.
The Informer - El GiGante slides into the ring with a chair in hand... Chico Malo charges at him! ....WHAM!!!!!
Vic Canon - MY GOD! CHAIR SHOT RIGHT TO THE HEAD OF CHICO MALO!
Eddie Sensation - HA! Check this out! Malo is getting back to his feet!
The Informer - WHAM! WHAM!!! MAKE IT THREE CHAIR SHOTS!!! And some how, Chico Malo is still rolling around in the ring!
Vic Canon - Not for long! El GiGante is helping him to his feet..... WHAM! WHAM!!!!! TWO MORE, FOR A GRAND TOTAL OF FIVE CHAIR SHOTS TO THE HEAD!
Eddie Sensation - Chico Malo is busted open! I'd be cautious if I were those fans over there... they might get Ebola or something from touching his blood!
The Informer - El GiGante drops the demented chair to the mat, and begins setting up two tables. He sets them up close to a corner, one on top of the other!
Vic Canon - Now the "Soul SurViVa" is putting the two steel chairs on top of each other, right in the middle of the ring! He lifts Chico Malo to his feet.... throws him to the ropes........
Eddie Sensation - HOLY SHIT! HURRACONRANA ONTO THE STEEL CHAIRS!
The Informer - Chico Malo is gushing blood! And El GiGante doesn't care... he's just setting up more tables!
Vic Canon - El GiGante sets up the other two tables in the opposite corner of the other two, one on top of the other. Now El GiGante lifts Chico Malo to his feet, and sets him up in the corner....
Eddie Sensation - Chico Malo stumbles out of the corner......
The Informer - LOOK OUT! ToTal aNNihilation!! Right through two tables!
Vic Canon - Goodbye Chico Malo, we'll be taking your Green Card now!
Eddie Sensation - Hate to break it to you Vic, but Malo isn't gone until GiGante pins him! And it doesn't look like GiGante wants to pin him!
The Informer - You're right Eddie... I think he wants to do that to Chico Malo again!
Vic Canon - Exactly Informer! El GiGante is setting up Chico Malo in the opposite corner..... LOOK OUT!!
Eddie Sensation - WHAM!!!
The Informer - ToTal aNNihilation! One more time, through two tables!
Vic Canon - And now, El GiGante puts his foot on Chico Malo's chest! The referee counts.... 1...... 2...... 3!!!!
Chris Myers - The winner of this match... El GiGante!
WINNER: El GiGante w/ ToTal aNNihilation by Pinfall
Eddie Sensation - HAHAHA!!! THE EWA HAS TAKEN CHICO MALO'S GREEN CARD!
The Informer - Thank God... This is the last time you'll be hearing the name Chico Malo in the EWA.
Vic Canon - Congratulations goes out to El GiGante for making the EWA a better, more peaceful place. I'm sure he'll have a party waiting for him in the back!
Eddie Sensation - I wish I could be there!
The Informer - Anyway... lets move on with the show!
| Two Old Friends Take A Stroll Down Memory Lane
|
[ Rachel Stevens and Rob DiMarco are backstage, having a little chat, enjoying some time to shoot the breeze. ]
Rachel Stevens - It feels good to be back, doesn’t it Rob?
Rob DiMarco - Yeah, sometimes you really forget the many things that make your job worthwhile, I don’t know what I’d do with myself if Tom didn’t decide to re-open. I missed talking with the guys.
Rachel Stevens - Yeah, me too. Except for Ethan Tyler, there’s a man I could do without speaking to ever again.
Rob DiMarco - Yeah, you and me both.. I swear, if he had laid one more hand upon me I would have sued his ass. For God’s sake, the man thinks he’s the hottest thing on the planet when he’s not even close.
Rachel Stevens - Yeah, if he wasn’t such a prick I might feel sorry for him. Well, I have to get going. Tom needs me to go do some voice over stuff, you know how it goes.
Rob DiMarco - Sounds good Rachel, see you later.
[ Stevens trots off as DiMarco takes a drink of water from a battle. Suddenly Tyler comes up behind him and slaps DiMarco in the back, causing DiMarco to spit his water out. ]
Ethan Tyler - Hey DiMarco, long time no see. How are ya?
Rob DiMarco - Oh, hi Ethan, not much…. What about yourself?
Ethan Tyler - Oh I don’t know, just enjoying my time being hot shit.
[ DiMarco takes a big gulp of his own pride and tries not to let his voice waver. ]
Rob DiMarco - So I take it you ahm… heard what we were talking about..
Ethan Tyler - Oh I did more than listen Rob, I absorbed. I thought about all the good times that we had…
[ Tyler puts a “chummy” arm around DiMarco. ]
Ethan Tyler - Remember that time last year when I made you get me better coffee because your interview skills were crap? Ah good times….
[ DiMarco uncomfortably squirms, but Tyler pulls him in tighter. ]
Ethan Tyler - What’s a matter Rob? Don’t like the stroll down memory lane? Don’t like how good I’ve been to you?
Rob DiMarco - It’s not that it’s just that I…. I have to be other places, I got a meeting to go to.
Ethan Tyler - You disappoint me Rob, you’re picking a meeting over our friendship? Alright, take off…
[ Tyler lets go of Rob, who brushes himself off and takes a sigh of relief. He begins walking away, suddenly Tyler trips him up and crashes his weight down on DiMarco, Rob lets out a gasp of surprise and Ethan wrenches his arm back. ]
Ethan Tyler - Let’s get this straight bud, if you ever even THINK about saying what you said to me earlier, I will snap your arm, believe me, I know how to make it painful, I know how to make it take a long time to heal. So I suggest you don’t do anything to jeopardize yourself anymore, you’re already in hot water with me, got it.
[ DiMarco, his face turning red nods in agreement. Tyler lets go and DiMarco lets out a gush of air. He lays there trying to regroup as Tyler stands over him. ]
Ethan Tyler - Good talking to you Rob…..
[ Tyler walks away as DiMarco slowly gets to his feet, his normal facial color returning. ]
Rob DiMarco - Where the hell is my mic?
[ DiMarco looks around but can’t find it anywhere. Suddenly, a very tall shadow looms over his back…. DiMarco slowly turns and sees a hand holding out his mic. He takes the mic and looks at the man. ]
Rob DiMarco - Hey, thanks man I appreciat….. Oh my god… It’s you…..
[ DiMarco stands there in stunned silence as the shadow slowly creeps away again. DiMarco grabs his water and takes a drink, trying to calm down. ]
Eddie Sensation - Something’s up here guys, wherever Tyler goes this shadow follows.
Vic Canon - It’s almost like Tyler’s got a stalker, but who in the world would want to stalk a psycho?
The Informer - I don’t know, but let’s hope they stay the hell away from us.
Eddie Sensation - Agreed Informer. Let’s hope we don’t see Tyler anymore tonight.
[ Once again we visit the office of Tom Stone where "The Diamond Stud" has made himself at home. The look on Tom's face is priceless. Not one to insult or berate his wrestlers, Tom sits and pretends to take interest in Nick's words… ]
"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Tom, bro… I felt horrible back in the "3DWA" days. Dino Delsante and Deuce were EVIL. All I wanted to do was order multiple pizzas to your office and hope you'd be too busy to realize the chaos we were causing in the ring!
Tom Stone - I see…
"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Yeah! But Delsante and Deuce were the 2 rotten D's of the group! The "demented" and "deranged"! While, there I was… the only "decent" individual in site!
Tom Stone - But of course.
"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Me, personally… I was totally against the idea of sending you on vacation and infiltrating the EWA in the manner which we did.
Tom Stone - Yes, remind me to send Dino Delsante a very hateful greeting card.
"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Hey, but you know what was worse?
[ Tom sighs loudly… ]
Tom Stone - What?
"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Vince Di Nardo's extreme lack of common decency! I mean, Vinny's just SICK at times! Everything that happened during the RX era can be basically blamed on him, because… as hard as it may be to fathom… my first and ONLY true intentions with Revolution X was for us to gain power, fame and momentum… and then fight for women's rights!
Eddie Sensation - …?!???!!…
[ Tom snaps out of his 'ignore Diamante' mode and realizes just exactly what Nick said… ]
Tom Stone - Women's rights?
"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Yeah!
[ Diamante stops speaking as Stone's curiosity builds… ]
Tom Stone - HOW?!
"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Well, if you REALLY wanted to know, you wouldn't have had fired us… right?
[ Diamante sits there with a dorky look of anger as one more awkward moment of silence takes us back to ringside… ]
The Informer - Ok, Diamante has gone completely wacky!
Vic Canon - I second that! Women's rights? Revolution X?!
Eddie Sensation - …?!???!!…
The Informer - I share those very same sentiments, Eddie… trust me, I do.
| Pre-Match Interview with Cody Covington
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[ The camera goes backstage to Rachel Stevens and Cody Covington standing in front of a Tuesday Night Heat back drop. Rachel has a microphone in hand as usual and c4 REALLY looks bad. His eyes are bloodshot and very droopy... Rachel raises the microphone and begins. ]
Rachel Stevens - This is Rachel Stevens and I'm standing backstage with the EWA Television Champion, Cody Covington.
C4 - You betcha.
Rachel Stevens - Conspicuous by its absence, where is your Television Title belt Cody?
C4 - Hell if I know. I kinda figured one of you guys picked it up last week at Heat.
Rachel Stevens - We did just that and I believe Chris Myers is holding onto it... but why did you leave it behind last week?
C4 - My mind was elsewhere after my title win last week, and it still is tonight.
Rachel Stevens - Do you think you can focus for your match against Howell to successfully defend your title?
C4 - As I said you deaf bitch, my mind is elsewhere. We'll see what happens in a few moments now, will we? Now you can debate whether or not I should have won the Television Title because Howell's foot was on the ropes ... but that really didn't matter after I held that piece of tin high above my head for the world to see proclaiming to my fans that I'm slowly rising back to the top. And tonight in this very ring I will PROVE to all of the critics that I am a very much deserving Television Title and I don't plan on giving it up ANYTIME soon. And trust me, I'll be sure NEVER to leave it behind again. Howell... I hope your jobber ass is prepared because... When c4 hits you, your world will be BLOWN apart!
[ Cody smacks the microphone away from his face and head to ringside with a grin of confidence on his face. ]
Rachel Stevens - Back to you guys at ringside.
EWA Television Title Match
Special Referee - Dan Draven
"Crystal Clear" Cody Covington (c) VS Howell
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The Informer - This next match should be fantastic!!! We've got "Crystal Clear" Cody Covington defending his newly-won Television Title against Howell!!!
Eddie Sensation - Are you shitting me?! This should be pure suck from beginning to end!
Vic Canon - Now Eddie. I think you're underestimating both of these stellar athletes.
Eddie Sensation - Stellar?! I suppose you think you're chick's stellar in the sack, too, eh? Well she's not, I got better action from the mechanical bull down at Bill's Bar!!!
The Informer - Alright, Eddie, it's time to send it down to Chris Myers!!!
Chris Myers - This next match is scheduled for one fall, and is for the EWA Television Championship!
[ "Hey You" by Simon Says blasts through the speakers... ]
Chris Myers - Introducing first... standing 6'5" and weighing in at 240 pounds, from Deep Ellum, Texas... the special referee for this match, Dan Draven!
[ Dan Draven steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring. ]
Vic Canon - I sure hope Draven doesn't disturb what should be a classic match from these two!
The Informer - I agree with you, Vic! I hope he calls this one right down the middle!
Eddie Sensation - Riiight...
[ "Between Angels and Insects" by Papa Roach blasts through the speakers... ]
Chris Myers - Introducing first... standing 6'4" and weighing in at 248 pounds, from Thunder Bay, Ontario, Canada, Howell!
[ Howell steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring. ]
Vic Canon - I think we're looking at our new TV Champ, gentlemen!
The Informer - You may be right, Vic, both of these men are young, hungry, and talented!
Eddie Sensation - You sound like you're describing a Phillipino preteen whore house!!!
[ "My Own Summer (Shove It)" by Deftones blasts through the speakers... ]
Chris Myers - Introducing first... standing 6'6" and weighing in at 283 pounds, from Miami, Florida, "Crystal Clear" Cody Covington!
[ "Crystal Clear" Cody Covington steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring. ]
The Informer - Let's get this started!!!
[ Cody steps into the ring, and looks at Howell. Both Cody and Howell look over at Draven suspiciously, then back at each other. They begin to circle, and Draven calls for the bell ]
Eddie Sensation - There's the bell! Let the suck-fest begin!
Vic Canon - Cody signals for the lockup, and Howell looks to be accepting...no! Howell hits Cody with a quick boot to the gut!
The Informer - Covington backs off. Smart move by C4.
Eddie Sensation - Yeah, he knows he can't compete with the comparative greatness of Howell!
The Informer - OH! Covington comes in fast with a clothesline out of nowhere!
Vic Canon - But Howell springs right back up, and goes for a clothesline of his own, Cody ducks, spins around, rear waistlock....and catches Howell with a release German suplex!!!
The Informer - Strong start by C4, who's standing back and admiring his handiwork at this point! Howell is up to his feet.
Eddie Sensation - Yeah, don't worry. He just has to warm up first. What he's doing right now? It's called "playing possum". You'll learn that in time, boys.
The Informer - Howell goes in low for a leg takedown, Cody shifts his weight to block it, but Howell hits a shoulder to the breadbasket!
Vic Canon - Howell now with a right, left, and another right to the jaw of Cody Covington! He sends him into the ropes....Howell picks Cody up and falls back....BIG FLAPJACK! Both men are hitting some good strong moves in the early running!
Eddie Sensation - Howell had better watch out, or he'll tire himself out doing shit like that! He has to save his energy to take out this C4 jackass!
[ Covington gets back to his feet and charges at Howell, sending him into the corner ]
The Informer - Quick spear by Cody pins Howell in the corner! Cody climbs up to the second rope and hits one, two, three rights to Howell! And there's Draven, telling Covington to get out of the corner!!!
Vic Canon - Cody arguing with Draven and....OUCH! That gave Howell the opportunity for a spinebuster out of the corner!!! This match has been back-and-forth so far!
Eddie Sensation - Kind of like your sexual orientation, Vic.
The Informer - Cody's dazed, and Howell ties him up....inverted Boston Crab!!! That move is VICIOUS!!! Cody is screaming, will he tap?! NO!!! He got to the ropes!
Vic Canon - Great ring presence by C4!
Eddie Sensation - HA! Fuck that! Howell just pulled him to the middle of the ring, and locked it on again!!! It looks like Covington's title reign isn't going down in the record books!!!
The Informer - Cody's fighting it....he's closer....still fighting....and he got it!!! Cody's got the ropes!!! Cody's screaming for Draven to make him break the hold, but Dan doesn't seem to be too concerned!!!
Vic Canon - Finally Draven gets Howell off of Cody! But is he in any shape to finish the match?
Eddie Sensation - I guess so, since the little bastard just managed to get to his feet somehow.
Vic Canon - Howell is looking away from Cody, yelling at the crowd. Covington comes up from behind and hooks Howell....HOLY SHIT! INVERTED NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX!!!
The Informer - He can't get the pinfall with that move like the normal version, but I don't think he needs to! Howell may be dead!!!
Eddie Sensation - Hey, he's still breathing, so he can still win!
The Informer - Right, Eddie. Both men are slow to get to their feet, Howell especially. He gets up, and stumbles around....right into a stiff DDT from Cody! Cody gets back up, and pulls up Howell....he whips him into the ropes....
Vic Canon - BIG POWERSLAM! C4 is really taking control of this match! He pulls Howell back up, but Howell can barely stand up. DAMN! Punch to the groin of Covington!!!
Eddie Sensation - PLAYING POSSUM! PLAYING POSSUM! I bet Cody's future GRANDKIDS will feel that one!!!
The Informer - Very nice, Eddie. You've got class.
Eddie Sensation - Thank you, thank you.
Vic Canon - Howell hooks up Cody now, and picks him up. DAMN! He hits a cradle piledriver that may have broken Covington's neck!!!
Eddie Sensation - We can only pray, Vic, we can only pray!!!
The Informer - Howell goes for the pin on that one....1, 2, NO!!! Cody is down, but he is NOT out! Howell pins him again....1, 2, KICKOUT! These seem like fast counts by Draven....
Vic Canon - You may be right. But it doesn't matter, because Howell is gonna' try to wear him down some more. He straddles C4's chest, and starts laying in with rights and lefts! Now he gets up and grabs onto Cody's legs....OW! Howell with a blatant stomp to the groin!!!
Eddie Sensation - We call that one the "German Gas Pedal", Vic!!! Ha ha ha!!!
The Informer - Howell pulls Cody up, and slaps on a side headlock. He really puts on the pressure, but C4 fights back with elbows to the midsection! One, two....and he whips Howell off and into the ropes! Howell springs back....right into a spinning Rocker Dropper!!!
Vic Canon - Both men are down!
Eddie Sensation - Damnit, Howell, GET UP!!!
Vic Canon - Draven starts to issue the mandatory ten-count. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5....Howell is back up in the corner....6, 7....Cody is up now as well, leaning against the ropes. Both men are worn down.
The Informer - Absolutely, Vic. Wow, great move!!! Howell just jumped down to the floor over the top rope Cody was leaning on, and held onto the rope! He pulled it down, and Cody fell right over the ropes backwards!
Vic Canon - That was amazing presence by Howell, and it looks like it paid off! Covington is laid out right here in front of us! Howell picks him up, and whips him into the stairs....
[ Cody crashes into the stairs shoulder-first with a loud crash ]
Eddie Sensation - Take it to him Howell!!!
The Informer - Howell now whips Cody in the opposite direction, right towards the steel ring post, and....REVERSAL BY COVINGTON! Howell's head just slammed into that post!!!
Vic Canon - Cody stumbles over to Howell and rolls him back in. He goes in after him, and pulls him to his feet. He whips him off the ropes, and goes for a big clothesline, but Howell spins around and locks on a sleeper hold!!! Cody stumbles forward and grabs onto the ropes!
Eddie Sensation - And Draven isn't breaking the hold!!! I love it!!!
The Informer - Again, Dan Draven tries to screw Cody Covington!!! But it backfires!!! Cody gets an arm around, and hits a big belly-to-back suplex on the unsuspecting Howell!
Eddie Sensation - FUCK!!!
Vic Canon - Cody up to his feet, he picks up Howell....and he's setting up for "Clearly Crippling"!!!
[ B L A C K O U T ]
Eddie Sensation - WHAT THE SCREW?! WHY CAN'T ANYONE COME UP WITH ANYTHING ORIGINAL THESE DAYS?!
Voice - I don't think so, Cody. You're a stepping stone. Then, now, and always.
The Informer - That voice sounds familiar....but who is it?!
Voice - I've spent my whole career raising the bar. And now I'm going to use you as my next notch.
Vic Canon - Who could this possibly be? Someone from Cody's past?!
Voice - My journey is just beginning, old friend. But your's? IT'S AT AN END.
[ The lights come back on, and Nomad is standing on the entrance platform wearing a solid black t-shirt, slacks, and boots. Cody is now standing on one side of the ring staring at Nomad, and Howell is getting to his feet behind him ]
Vic Canon - Howell comes up behind Covington, and....INVERTED T-BONE SUPLEX!!! HOLY SHIT!!!
Eddie Sensation - YES!!!
The Informer - Howell rolls Cody over, and goes for the pin!!! ONE.... TWO.... THREE!!!
Eddie Sensation - WE HAVE A NEW CHAMP!!!
Vic Canon - And an OLD champ is back!!!
[ Ding, Ding, Ding!!! ]
Chris Myers - The winner of this match, and NEW EWA Television Champion.... Howell!
WINNER: Howell w/ Inverted T-Bone Suplex by Pinfall
The Informer - Howell rolls out of the ring, grabs his new title, and takes off!
Eddie Sensation - Good idea, since here comes Nomad!!!
[ Nomad climbs into the ring with a mic ]
Nomad - "Crystal Clear" Cody Covington. You claim to be the greatest EWA International Champion of all time, Cody. I take offense to that. Great offense.
[ Covington is beginning to stir, and tries to pull himself up on the ropes. He falls down, and tries again ]
Nomad - How many times have you held THIS title, Cody?!
[ Nomad holds up his EWA International title ]
Nomad - YOU KNOW HOW MANY?! YOU'VE HELD THIS BELT ONCE. ONCE. How many times have I held this belt, Cody?! THREE TIMES. THREE TIMES. You think that proves it? Well, we can't forget about your one-hundred and six day title reign, can we?! Of course not!!! Well, two things spring to mind. First of all, you held that title when I was nowhere in sight. If I had been around, your ass would have been MINE. Secondly, I do believe I now have the distinction of the longest EWA International Title reign. Over a year, if I'm not mistaken. So you still think you're the greatest International Champion, Cody? STILL?!
[ Cody has now pulled himself mostly to his feet in one corner, and he's looking at Nomad with pure fury in his eyes ]
Nomad - You want to see who's the better champion, Cody?! FINE BY ME. Let's find out at "EWA: Family Reunion". I'm going to settle this once and for all, so I can claim my rightful place in history, and so can you....IN MY SHADOW.
[ Cody mouths "Fuck....you...." through gasping breaths. A grin creeps across Nomad's face ]
Nomad - Fair enough, Cody. Fair enough.
The Informer - NOMAD JUST NAILED COVINGTON WITH A RIGHT CRESCENT KICK!!! HE'S ALREADY HURT, JUST LEAVE HIM BE!!!
Vic Canon - Nomad picks Covington up, he sets him up for an inverted DDT....NO! He executed a sort of side Russian leg sweep, and dropped Cody like a bad habit!!!
Eddie Sensation - Very clever, Vic. In short....OUCH.
The Informer - But he's not done!!! Nomad just slung C4's limp body over his shoulder, and he's carrying him up to the entrance platform!!!
Vic Canon - Oh, no....this can only be bad....
The Informer - Nomad just walked to the edge of that platform....and he's setting Cody up for a powerbomb off the stage!!!
Eddie Sensation - That's it, Nomad, show him who's boss!!!
Vic Canon - Nomad picks him up....
Eddie Sensation - YES!!! YES!!! HE'S DEAD!!!
The Informer - NOMAD JUST TOSSED COVINGTON OVER THE EDGE WITH A TIGER DRIVER, RIGHT THROUGH A TABLE COVERED IN TV MONITORS!!!
Vic Canon - THAT JUST WASN'T NECCESSARY!!!
The Informer - LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, "CRYSTAL CLEAR" CODY COVINGTON MAY BE SERIOUSLY HURT!!!
[ Nomad calmly walks out back as the crowd boos... ]
[ The EWA Video Wall goes black. A series of commercials of EWA sponcers are shown. ]
[ The lights slowly begin to fade out, and about halfway in, kicks straight into a blackout. ]
Vic Canon - Ah geez...another blackout? Why is it that the production crew has no better way to introduce a new segment?
[ Faint blue lights fill the arena as the opening sequence to "In The End" by Linkin Park begins to play as the video monitor comes on, showing the rubble from the Marine Destruction Match at last year's Rock The Boat PPV. ]
It starts with one thing
I don't know why
It doesn't even matter how hard you try
Keep that in mind
I designed this rhyme
To explain in due time
All I know
[ A video sequence of Drew Norwood and the other members of The Phoenix Organization celebrating his victory over Howell....fade into Norwood sitting before the board of TPO, charged with treason for his actions. ]
Time is a valuable thing
Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings
Watch it count down to the end of the day
The clock ticks life away
It's so unreal
[ The board determines that Norwood's actions are enough cause for him to be removed from the prestigious group. Norwood sits there with a blank look on his face, not real aware of what's happening. ]
Didn't look out below
Watch the time go right out the window
Trying to hold on, but didn't even know
Wasted it all just to watch you go
[ Norwood packs his bags and says goodbye to his comrades of the last few years. ]
I kept everything inside and even though I tried,
it all fell apart
What it meant to me will eventually be a memory of a time when
[ Flashback to Norwood going through the intense TPO training regiment. ]
I tried so hard
And got so far
But in the end
It doesn't even matter
[ Norwood leaves the compound with his dishonorable discharge and is handed a letter stating that Tom Stone has closed the EWA. ]
I had to fall
To lose it all
But in the end
It doesn't even matter
[ Norwood sits in a hotel room with several bottles of liquor around him, still staring at the EWA letterhead. ]
One thing, I don't know why
It doesn't even matter how hard you try
keep that in mind
I designed this rhyme, to remind myself how
I tried so hard
[ Flashback to Norwood becoming the fastest achiever of the coveted White Star in TPO. ]
In spite of the way you were mocking me
Acting like I was part of your property
Remembering all the times you fought with me
I'm surprised it got so (far)
[ Norwood wrestles in the ring at a MWF event, his hair long and uncombed...his face covered with unshaven stubble...a very different look from the way he kept himself with TPO. ]
Things aren't the way they were before
You wouldn't even recognize me anymore
Not that you knew me back then
But it all comes back to me (in the end)
[ Norwood sits in another hotel room a few months ago, still looking at the EWA letterhead...still surrounded by the liquor bottles....still unkept and unclean. ]
You kept everything inside and even though I tried,
it all fell apart
What it meant to me will eventually be a memory of a time when
[ Norwood tries out for promotion after promotion, none of them willing to take him under their wing. ]
I tried so hard
And got so far
But in the end
It doesn't even matter
I had to fall
To lose it all
But in the end
It doesn't even matter
[ The song slowly fades out as the image of Norwood holding a .38 to his head in his hotel room burns through the video screen. His head is bowed and his hair covers his face. ]
"Look at what you did to a man with pure motives, Stone. Take a good look at him, all of you. The despair...the helplessness...the insecurity. All brought upon this poor man's soul by the EWA. You destroyed Drew Norwood. He no longer exists in his own mind...his identity driven out by the torment caused from his involvement with this promotion. And now...a year later...you have the audacity to revive that which sought to destroy my identity?"
[ The image fades to black and a silhouette of 5 men appear on the screen. ]
"The Phoenix Organization could have been your Saviour, EWA. They could have been the group who made everything right and just. But you denied their existence and had them toy with useless waste."
[ Slowly, a man on each side fades out until the middle man is left...the camera zooms in, but the silhouette remains. ]
"I damn near took my life because of you, Stone....because of you, Chandler....because of you, Howell....it is because of all of you that I shall avenge. The time of redemption is near. But for now, it suffices for me to say that Shadowhawk has been waiting for this moment...and victory shall be mine. Good night and good luck...you never know when I might strike...prepare for your Silent Flight!"
[ Pyros explode at the entraceway, after which the blackout recommences. The lights come back on, and the show continues. ]
| Pre-Match Interview with IcE
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[ The camera zooms in on a mirror where you see IcE putting on his face paint. Rachel Stevens walks in and taps him on the shoulder. IcE jumps up and grabs Rachel by the wrist. IcE looks at her breathing heavily. ]
IcE - Did you know I could've killed you right there, woman?! Nobody interrupts me when I'm putting my paint on! Now what the hell do you want?!
Rachel Stevens - [In a jumpy voice] Umm... I just came in for an interview with you before your big Extreme Title Match.
IcE - Alright then... Ask away.
Rachel Stevens - Well, first, we haven't formally met. I am Rachel Stevens.
IcE - Well, I'm IcE and I think we have met before... Like last week at that Tuesday Heat party that Stoner had. You remember that, don't ya?
Rachel Stevens - Yeah but I don't remember ever meeting you there.
IcE - I gave you the best night of your life and you don't remember it?! Now that's just rude. Of course why would you remember? You were one drunk mamacita. But get to the question-asking.
[ Rachel looks at IcE in a weird way. ]
Rachel Stevens - Alrighty then... First question, what did you think of your debut here in the EWA last week?
IcE - Pretty damn good. I'm just a bit disappointed that I didn't win that Extreme Title because everybody knows I was just seconds away from finishing Anton off but that damn Tortez came in and ruined everything. I'm not mad though, I have a ton of respect for both of these men. They are brilliant performers.
Rachel Stevens - Were you shocked when Anton starting hitting you with that bat you gave him last week?
IcE - Nope, I knew he would do it. He's just that type of man and I just wanted to see how he would use the bat. He did exactly what I thought and just hit me with it... How F'N lame is that?! I mean, come on the least he could've done is set it on fire or do something innovative with it beside just clunk me on the head with it.
Rachel Stevens - One last question. Do you think you can pull off a win tonight?
IcE - Alls I can say is that I'm going in there with the best of `em and I'm gonna show everybody what a real X-Treme legend looks like... Last week was my time to prove to the EWA that I can hang with the best of `em... I don't hafta prove to the EWA no more... I only have to prove to myself that I can beat "Tricky" Tiki Tortez and Anton Bailey tonight.
[ The camera zooms out of the room. ]
Three Way EWA Extreme Title Match
"Tricky" Tiki Tortez (c) VS Anton Bailey VS IcE
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Chris Myers - This next match is scheduled for one fall, and is a Three Way EWA Extreme Title Match!
[ "Voices" by Disturbed blasts through the speakers... ]
Chris Myers - Introducing first... standing 5'11" and weighing in at 211 pounds, from Milbank, South Dakota, IcE!
[ IcE steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring. ]
The Informer - Here comes IcE! It's going to take one hell of a showing for IcE to come out of here as Champion!
Vic Canon - I agree. There's a lot of talent in this ring tonight. It's going to come down to who wants it more.
Eddie Sensation - And I say that's Anton Bailey!
[ "My Hero" by Foo Fighters blasts through the speakers... ]
Chris Myers - Second... standing 6'4" and weighing in at 240 pounds, from Tucson, Arizona, Anton Bailey!
[ Anton Bailey steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring. ]
The Informer - Here comes Anton Bailey, who is my pick for tonight. I don't know why, I can just see Bailey holding that title high over his head after this match!
Vic Canon - I can't.
Eddie Sensation - That's beacuse you can't get the pictures of your own mother naked out of your head!
[ "Break Stuff" by Limp Bizkit blasts through the speakers... ]
Chris Myers - And their opponent... standing 6'6" and weighing in at 252 pounds, from New York City, New York, "Tricky" Tiki Tortez!
[ "Tricky" Tiki Tortez is nowhere to be seen. ]
The Informer - Where the hell is Tortez?!
Vic Canon - I have no idea... but I'm really getting sick of these no-shows here in the EWA.
Eddie Sensation - Same here.
The Informer - I guess we're down to Anton Bailey vs. IcE!
[ Ding, Ding, Ding! ]
Vic Canon - And we're off!
Eddie Sensation - They're nose to nose! They're mumbling something, I can't quite make it out..
The Informer - Anton Bailey shoves IcE! IcE shoves Bailey right back!
Vic Canon - They're shoving each other across the ring... is this ever going to end?!
Eddie Sensation - ANTON BAILEY WITH A CLOTHESLINE!
The Informer - IcE gets right back up... Dropkick by Bailey! IcE gets up again... Clothesline over the top by Bailey!
Vic Canon - IcE lands on his feet on the outside... and grabs Bailey's leg! He pulls Bailey out of the ring...
Eddie Sensation - LOOK OUT!!!
The Informer - WHAM!!! ANTON BAILEY GOES HARD INTO THE STEEL RING POST!!!
Vic Canon - IcE picks up Anton Bailey again... and whips him right into the steel guardrail! Uh oh... IcE has a chair now!
Eddie Sensation - Look out Bailey! WHAM!!!!!!
The Informer - CHAIR SHOT, RIGHT TO THE HEAD! ANTON BAILEY GOES DOWN HARD!
Vic Canon - IcE goes under the ring, and grabs a table. He's setting it up on the outside now, right over that concrete floor!
Eddie Sensation - IcE lifts Anton Bailey to his feet..... oh shit!
The Informer - WHAM!!!!!!! CHILL FACTOR, RIGHT THROUGH THE TABLE!!! IcE covers him! 1....... 2......
Vic Canon - No! Bailey gets the shoulder up at the last second! IcE gets to his feet, and throws Anton Bailey into the ring!
Eddie Sensation - IcE is looking for something.... but he can't seem to find it!
The Informer - IcE is crawling around under the ring... we have lost sight of him! Anton Bailey is in the middle of the ring, out cold still!
Vic Canon - There's IcE! He's got a Baseball Bat!
Eddie Sensation - He wants some revenge from last week!
The Informer - IcE gets into the ring... Bailey is getting to his feet... LOOK OUT!
Vic Canon - IcE swings, and misses! Strike one! Bailey turns around, grabs IcE and NAILS him with a German Suplex!
Eddie Sensation - Now Anton Bailey has the baseball bat! Look out IcE!
The Informer - IcE gets to his feet.... WHAM!!! HE BROKE THE BAT OVER ICE'S HEAD!
Vic Canon - Bailey covers him.... 1..... 2.... No! IcE kicks out! Anton Bailey lifts IcE to his feet...
Eddie Sensation - Look out! Powerbomb coming up!
The Informer - Crucifix Powerbomb! Right in the middle of the ring! Bailey covers him again... 1..... 2..... No! IcE kicks out!
Vic Canon - Bailey isn't done... he grabs IcE, and lifts him to his feet.... REVERSE IMPLANT DDT!!!
Eddie Sensation - Nice! That one shook the ring!
The Informer - Bailey lifts IcE again.... He's got him hooked! DEATH VALLEY DRIVER!!!
Vic Canon - Bailey is pumped! He's looking to the crowd for a reaction, and they love it!
Eddie Sensation - Anton Bailey picks up IcE again....
The Informer - Bailey sets him up.... here comes! ...........WHAM!!!!! DIVING POWERBOMB!!!!
Vic Canon - Bailey NAILED it! But he's going to the outside... why?!
Eddie Sensation - To get THAT! A TABLE! THAT'S why!
The Informer - Bailey throws the table into the ring, and rolls in. He sets up the table in the middle of the ring, just as IcE is coming to.
Vic Canon - Anton Bailey lifts IcE to his feet... he's calling for the OUT FROM UNDER! Here goes guys!
Eddie Sensation - ......NO!!! ICE GOT OUT OF IT!!!
The Informer - IcE flips over Bailey's back, Bailey turns, IcE kicks him in the gut............ POWERBOMB THROUGH THE TABLE!!!!
Vic Canon - And just like that, IcE is back into this match!
Eddie Sensation - Both men aren't moving! The referee is counting them out!
The Informer - There goes IcE! He's rolling out of the ring! .....and he's got another table!
Vic Canon - IcE rolls into the ring, and sets up the table in a corner. Bailey is getting to his feet.... IcE is waiting patiently behind him!
Eddie Sensation - LOOK OUT BAILEY!
The Informer - WHAM! THE KILLER KICK!!!! IcE nailed Bailey!
Vic Canon - IcE lifts Bailey to his feet, and lifts him onto the top rope! IcE climbs up to the top, and hooks Bailey! NO! Anton Bailey throws him off the top rope!
Eddie Sensation - IcE gets to his feet.... Anton Bailey jumps!
The Informer - DOUBLE ARM SMASH BY BAILEY! NO NO NO!!! WHAT A REVERSAL!!!! ICE NAILED A SPINEBUSTER!!!! WHAT IMPACT!!!! HE USED BAILEY'S MOMENTUM AGAINST HIM!
Vic Canon - IcE lifts Bailey to his feet, and lays him ontop of that table! IcE climbs to the top rope..... LOOK OUT GUYS!!!!!
Eddie Sensation - IIIIIIIIIIIIIINCOMING!!!!!!!
The Informer - WHAM!!!!!!!! ICE NAILED IT!!!!!!! DEATH DEFYER RIGHT THROUGH THAT TABLE!!! WHAT A MOVE BY ICE!!!
Vic Canon - IcE covers him...... 1........... 2.......... 3!!!!!!!!
Eddie Sensation - NEW CHAMPION! NEW CHAMPION!
Chris Myers - The winner of this match, and NEW EWA Extreme Champion... IcE!
WINNER: IcE w/ Death Defyer by Pinfall
The Informer - What a victory by IcE! Finally, after two hard matches with Anton Bailey, he defeats him for the EWA Extreme Championship!
Vic Canon - What a great match! But that's not the end of Anton Bailey! Next week, I guarantee you he'll be in IcE's face!
Eddie Sensation - Well if they want to fight again, in another match like we just saw, then go for it!
The Informer - DON'T GO ANYWHERE FANS!
[ The EWA Video Wall goes black. A series of commercials of EWA sponcers are shown. ]
One-Fall Match
Serial Thrylla VS Johnny Rage
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Chris Myers - This next match is scheduled for one fall!
[ "Regulators" by Warren G (feat. Nate Dogg) blasts through the speakers... ]
Chris Myers - Introducing first... from Boston, Massachussettes, he is one half of the EWA Tag Team Champions--The Regulators, Johnny Rage!
[ Johnny Rage steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring. ]
The Informer - And here comes one of the EWA's Tag Team Champions, Johnny Rage! As you all know, Johnny Rage won an invitational tournament a few months back, and ever since all the critics have been questioning wether he should conitnue with The Regulators, or go for the gold by himself.
Vic Canon - Tonight, we'll see what he really is like on his own without Rick Ramos behind him, watching his back.
Eddie Sensation - This is going to be great! Watching two ex-best friends go at it!
[ "Serial Thrilla" by Prodigy blasts through the speakers... ]
Chris Myers - And his opponent... standing 6'2" and weighing in at 234 pounds, from Syracuse, New York, Serial Thrylla!
[ Serial Thrylla steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring. ]
The Informer - And here comes the man that everyone loves, Serial Thrylla!
Vic Canon - Known globally, Mr. DFA himself is the true icon of the EWA.
[ Ding, Ding, Ding! ]
Eddie Sensation - And there's the bell!
The Informer - Here we are folks... Serial Thrylla against Johnny Rage! Brace yourselves!
Vic Canon - They're walking into the middle of the ring... Rage extends his hand! He wants another handshake! And Thrylla extends his hand!
Eddie Sensation - NO!! HAHAHA!!
The Informer - MY GOD! JOHNNY RAGE JUST KICKED THRYLLA IN THE KNEE! Again! And again! Rage is kicking the hell out of Thrylla's knee!
Vic Canon - Thrylla's down on the mat, trying to grab at his knee... but Rage won't stop kicking at it!
Eddie Sensation - HA! Rage just Leg Dropped his knee! HAHA!!!
The Informer - ELBOW DROP on the knee of Serial Thrylla! My god! Who would have thought that one of your best friends would do this to you?
Vic Canon - Thrylla said it himself! When you step in the ring, it's a whole different world!
Eddie Sensation - Johnny Rage is climbing to the top rope!! Serial Thrylla is trying to get to his feet... and he's up! But his back is to Rage! LOOK OUT!
The Informer - MISSLE DROPKICK! RIGHT TO THE BACK OF SERIAL THRYLLA'S KNEE!!
Vic Canon - MY GOD! Johnny Rage really knows where to hit Serial Thrylla!
Eddie Sensation - Of course he does! And that's why he's locking on a one leg Boston Crab!
The Informer - Rage has his leg, and he's got it locked on! Serial Thrylla is screaming in pain! Johnny Rage has attacked Thrylla's bad knee! And he's relentless!
Vic Canon - Thrylla is using all the strength he can to get to the ropes! And he's doing a pretty good job of it! He's almost there!
Eddie Sensation - But the hold is doing a hell of a lot more pain to Thrylla then he can take! This is going to affect the rest of the match, BIG TIME!
The Informer - And Thrylla has reached the ropes! Johnny Rage breaks the hold! Rage walks around the ring, observing the mess that he made out of Serial Thrylla...
Vic Canon - He lifts Thrylla to his feet... Thrylla punches him in the face! And again! Rage punches Thrylla... Thrylla nails him again! Serial Thrylla throws Rage to the rope... Rage bounces, and comes back.... STANDING CRESENT KICK!
Eddie Sensation - Johnny Rage gets right back to his feet.... SPINEBUSTER by Serial Thrylla!
The Informer - Thrylla covers him... 1..... 2..... No! Rage gets his shoulder up just in time! Johnny Rage is getting to his feet now... Serial Thrylla is waiting for him.... Rage turns around.... Overhead Belly to Belly Suplex!
Vic Canon - Rage lands on the other side of the ring! Thrylla goes for the cover... the ref counts... 1.... 2.... No! Kickout by Rage!
Eddie Sensation - Thrylla's dragging him into the middle of the ring by his legs now! What's he going to do?!
The Informer - Sharpshooter! Thrylla's got the Sharpshooter locked on! Rage is staring at those ropes! He's struggling to get there!
Vic Canon - The referee is asking Rage if he wants to quit... Rage is shaking his head! Thrylla has is locked on, and all he's thinking of is pay back for Rage going after his knee!
Eddie Sensation - Rage is almost there! .....and he grabs the ropes! The referee makes Rage break the hold!
The Informer - Thrylla turns around quickly, and drags Rage to his feet..... JOURNEY'S END DDT!!! Thrylla nailed it!
Vic Canon - Check it out! Chandler is coming to the ring! Listen to these fans boo him!
Eddie Sensation - They really hate Clayton Chandler! Thrylla covers Rage.... 1..... 2..... Kickout!
The Informer - Look over there guys! Rick Ramos is coming to the ring! Chandler doesn't see him coming, I don't think.
Vic Canon - Rage gets to his feet.... elbow to the breadbasket of Serial Thrylla! And another! Rage throws Thrylla to the ropes... Thrylla bounces off the ropes, so does Rage...
Eddie Sensation - LOOK OUT! HAHAHA!!! RAGE JUST TRIPPED!
The Informer - I dont think so Eddie! CHANDLER tripped Rage! Rick Ramos is furious! He's following Chandler around the ring! And NOW Chandler see's Ramos!
Vic Canon - Ramos is running around at full speed! Chandler is cornered..... He runs into the ring, and out the other end!
Eddie Sensation - Ramos follows him... He slides into the ring...
The Informer - OH MY!!!!!!! RICK RAMOS JUST NAILED THRYLLA WITH A SPEAR, AND NOW HE ROLLED OUT OF THE RING!
Vic Canon - Hey, Chandler did it... so can Ramos!
Eddie Sensation - What?! That's not fair!
The Informer - Uh oh! Chandler's got a chair guys! Johnny Rage is getting to his feet in the ring...
Vic Canon - Ramos turns around... WHAM!!!!! CHANDLER NAILS HIM DEAD SQUARE IN THE HEAD! RAMOS HITS THE FLOOR!
Eddie Sensation - Serial Thrylla is still out cold from that spear! I think he's just playing possom!
The Informer - Rage is on the top rope guys! He's signalling for his finishing move!
Vic Canon - LOOK OUT! Serial Thrylla just jumped to his feet! He WAS playing possom! Thrylla climbs to the top where Rage is....
Eddie Sensation - HEY! Chandler is on the apron! He's got that steel chair!
The Informer - Serial Thrylla swings for a punch on Rage!
Vic Canon - CHANDLER SWINGS!
Eddie Sensation - RAGE DUCKS!
The Informer - WHAM!!!!!!! OH NO!!!!! CHANDLER JUST NAILED THRYLLA RIGHT IN THE FACE!!! THRYLLA FELL TO THE MAT, RIGHT ON HIS BACK!!
Vic Canon - Johnny Rage kicks Chandler in the face... Chandler falls to the concrete floor! Rage jumps.... BIG SPLASH ON SERIAL THRYLLA! THE REF COUNTS!
Eddie Sensation - 1.... 2.... 3!!!!!!!
The Informer - JOHNNY RAGE HAS DONE IT!!! HE BEAT SERIAL THRYLLA, THANKS TO CHANDLER!
Chris Myers - The winner of this match... Johnny Rage!
WINNER: Johnny Rage w/ Splash off the top rope by Pinfall
Vic Canon - This isn't good guys! Serial Thrylla and Chandler had some bad misco-ordination there!
Eddie Sensation - That's alright... any good team makes mistakes!
The Informer - Well, we'll see how Serial Thrylla reacts when he gets up and talks to Chandler...
[ Suddenly, we are taken to the back where there is a whole lot of commotion going on. As the camera feed kicks in, we see "The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante on the ground outside in the parking lot clutching his knee and screaming in pain at the top of his lungs. The camera then pans across to a view of La Parka, with a steel chair in hand. He opens the door of a nearby vehicle, tosses the steel chair in and begins to take off as EWA officials come running to Diamante's aid… ]
The Informer - WHAT IN THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE??
"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - AHHHHH!!! YOU SUNNUVABITCH!!! MY KNEE!!!
Vic Canon - MY GOD, THAT WAS LA PARKA! LA PARKA HAS LAID OUT NICK DIAMANTE IN THE PARKING LOT FOR NO APPARENT REASON!
Eddie Sensation - WHO IS THIS LA PARKA IDIOT?? WHO LET HIM IN??
The Informer - I have no clue, Eddie! But he's gone now!
[ EWA officials attempt to restrain Diamante who is in obvious pain… ]
The Informer - My God! Diamante's been injured! He has a history with that knee of his… and it looks like La Parka has opened up the history books!
Vic Canon - But I don't get it! What is the meaning of this?? Last week Tom Stone receives a La Parka mask via Fed-EX, and now this week "La Parka" shows up declaring WAR on the EWA! Now he attacks "The Diamond Stud"?!
Eddie Sensation - He said he'd leave his mark on the EWA before the night was over! AND HE DID! Nobody took him seriously…
"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - GET THE HELL OFF OF ME!!!! LA PARKA!!!! LA PARKA!!!!
The Informer - MY GOD, FANS… DIAMANTE'S BEEN INJURED! WE'VE GOT TO TAKE ONE MORE COMMERCIAL BREAK!! DON'T GO ANYWHERE!!
| Pre-Match Interview with Chandler
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[ Rob DiMarco stands backstage, next to the Extreme Wrestling Association World Heayweight Champion, Clayton Chandler. ]
Rob DiMarco - I'm standing here with the EWA World Heavyweight Champion, Chandler. Chandler, I dare say you take more pride in that title than any champion before you. Do you think that would be a fair assessment?
Chandler - Damn Rob, three years interviewing me and for once you drop an intelligent question. Things are lookin' up for ya there son, keep it up.
Rob DiMarco - ....right...back to the question at hand?
Chandler - I think its absolutely a fair assessment. I've proven one fact to the world constantly, and that is that there is no better wrestler on this planet than Clayton Chandler. And obviously I take a lot of pride in that, its what every pro wrestler in the world works for. I'd like to see someone come and try to take this away from me.
Rob DiMarco - Well, tonight, Rick Ramos has that chance.
Chandler - You're right, he does. Wait, no, lets reword that Robbie-Poo. Tonight I am in a MATCH with Rick Ramos. Ramos has no chance of defeating me...none.
Rob DiMarco - What makes you so confident?
Chandler - Are you shitting me? I'm a god, DiMarco. I'm the three-time and current EWA World Champion. I'm in my prime. I'm 23 years old, and in the best shape of my life. Rick Ramos grunts a lot. He has no class, no talent. Rick Ramos has no chance.
Rob DiMarco - What about your relationship with Serial Thrylla? That's been well-documented lately. Also, I don't see Thrylla around, where is he?
Chandler - My relationship with Serial Thrylla is just fine. We've patched things up between us. Serial Thrylla and I are back on the same page, and stronger than ever. As for his whereabouts? I dunno, I think he's taking a piss or something, who cares? He can do whatever he wants to back here, but I know that once we get inside that arena he has my back, and that's what counts. Now, excuse me, I've got a total to defend.
[ Chandler shoves DiMarco aside as the champion, very intense, makes his way towards the ringside area. ]
MAIN EVENT: EWA World Heavyweight Title Match
Clayton Chandler (c) VS Rick Ramos
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Chris Myers - This next match is scheduled for one fall, and is for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship!
[ "Regulators" by Warren G (feat. Nate Dogg) blasts through the speakers... ]
Chris Myers - Introducing first... from Boston, Massachussettes, he is one half of the EWA Tag Team Champions--The Regulators, Rick Ramos!
[ Rick Ramos steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring. ]
The Informer - Grunt!
Vic Canon - Grunt?
Eddie Sensation - Shut the hell up, both of you. This guy sucks ass. Rage is the only reason this team has gotten anywhere!
[ "Ready or Not" by The Fugees blasts through the speakers... ]
Chris Myers - And his opponent... standing 6'1" and weighing in at 230 pounds, from Shreveport, LA, Clayton Chandler!
[ Clayton Chandler steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring. ]
The Informer - Here's the EWA's best.... the EWA World Heavyweight Champion, Clayton Handler.
Vic Canon - Clayton Chandler, Informer.
Eddie Sensation - HA!
The Informer - Sorry, slip of the tongue.
[ Ding, Ding, Ding! ]
Vic Canon - And we're off! Clayton Chandler against Rick Ramos, for the rights to be called the EWA's Best!
Eddie Sensation - Shut up Canon, it's a damn match for a piece of tin!
The Informer - It looks like Chandler wants a handshake! But Ramos isn't that stupid... he knows not to accept that!
Vic Canon - The fans are cheering for Ramos! I think they want him to shake his hand!
Eddie Sensation - The fans are Rick Ramos's brain... he'll do whatever they want him to do!
The Informer - Chandler is on his knees, with his arm extended... but Ramos won't do it! Chandler is begging Ramos to do it!
Vic Canon - The fans are cheering on Ramos, chanting his name! OOOOOH!!!! RAMOS WITH A KICK TO CHANDLER'S FACE! THE FANS LOVE IT!!!
Eddie Sensation - Holy shit! Chandler didn't expect that! Ramos is stomping away at Chandler!
The Informer - MY GOD, Ramos is going to kick Chandler so hard that he'll bleed!
Vic Canon - Rick Ramos picks up Chandler, and throws him to the ropes! BIG LARIAT by Rick Ramos! But he's not done with Chandler... he's punching Chandler in the kidneys!
Eddie Sensation - What the hell? That's odd.
The Informer - Why Eddie? He's just setting him up!
Eddie Sensation - For what?!
Vic Canon - For this! BEAR HUG by Rick Ramos! Chandler is elbowing Ramos in the head, but Ramos won't let go!
Eddie Sensation - HA! Pull his hair! Pull his hair!
The Informer - Chandler is pulling Ramos's hair! And the referee is warning Chandler that if he does it again, he'll be disqualified!
Vic Canon - OOH!!! CHANDLER KNEE'S RAMOS IN THE NUTS!!!! RAMOS DROPS TO HIS KNEES!
Eddie Sensation - HOLY SHIT! CHANDLER JUST KICKED RAMOS IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD AS HARD AS HE COULD! RAMOS IS OUT, FLAT ON HIS FACE!
The Informer - Chandler lifts Ramos to his feet... FISHERMAN'S BUSTER! Chandler covers him... 1.... 2.... No! Kickout by Ramos. Chandler picks him up again....
Vic Canon - SPIKE PILEDRIVER! And Clayton Chandler goes for the cover again... 1..... 2..... No! Ramos gets his shoulder up!
Eddie Sensation - Chandler picks Ramos up again, and whips him into the corner.... LOOK OUT!
The Informer - MY GOD! Chandler is going crazy on Rick Ramos! He's punching him in the face, stomach, ribs, arms, legs.... what an Assault!
Vic Canon - I believe that's what Chandler calls that... The Assault! Rick Ramos falls onto his stomach, and Chandler hops onto the top rope...
Eddie Sensation - LOOK OUT!!! ....WHAM!
The Informer - GUILLOTINE LEG DROP! He nailed Ramos on the back of his head! Chandler rolls over Ramos, and covers him.... 1..... 2..... No! Ramos kicks out again!
Vic Canon - Now Chandler's going for a Figure Four! He's got it on! NO! RAMOS KICKS HIM IN THE FACE!
Eddie Sensation - Chandler falls onto his back, and gets right back up.
The Informer - Ramos NAILS him with a clothesline! Chandler gets up.... Dropkick by Ramos! Chandler gets up again.... LOOK OUT!
Vic Canon - MULE KICK BY RAMOS! And Chandler goes flying over the top rope!
Eddie Sensation - HA! What a psycho!
The Informer - Rick Ramos rolls to the outside... Chandler is on his feet... Ramos swings with a clothesline, Chandler ducks!
Vic Canon - Chandler irish whips Ramos into the steel ring post! NO! Ramos reverses it! LOOK OUT!!!
Eddie Sensation - HA!! THERE GOES THE REF!
The Informer - Chandler just sandwiched the referee between himself and the steel ring pole!
Vic Canon - Chandler turns around.... SPINEBUSTER BY RICK RAMOS!!!!!! RIGHT ONTO THE COLD CONCRETE FLOOR!!!
Eddie Sensation - Now look! Ramos is cheating!
The Informer - Rick Ramos is choking Chandler with his boot! He's using the ropes for leverage, and he's not stopping!
Vic Canon - HEY! LOOK! THERE'S JOHNNY RAGE! HE'S GOT A STEEL CHAIR!
Eddie Sensation - Rick Ramos is holding Chandler's arms! RAGE SWINGS! WHAM!!!!!
The Informer - Chandler got NAILED!!!! And now Rage is demanding that Ramos picks him up again!
Vic Canon - Ramos picks up Chandler, and holds him.... RAGE SWINGS!
Eddie Sensation - .....WHAM!!!!!!!!
The Informer - CHANDLER GOT NAILED AGAIN!!!!!!
Vic Canon - The fans are LOVING THIS!
Eddie Sensation - I bet you are too..... you bastard!
The Informer - And Rage wants to hit him one more time! Ramos picks up Chandler... and holds him again.... RAGE SWINGS!!!!!
Vic Canon - ........OH NO!!!!! CHANDLER DUCKED, AND RAMOS GOT NAILED! Chandler charges at Rage..... SPEAR!!!!!!!!!!! RAGE GOES DOWN!!!
Eddie Sensation - Chandler has the chair now! NOW WHO'S LAUGHING!!!!!!!
The Informer - WHAM!!!!!!!! RAGE JUST GOT NAILED WITH THE CHAIR!!!!!!!! WHAM!!!!! AND CHANDLER JUST NAILED RAMOS!!!!!!!
Vic Canon - The referee is getting up! And Chandler noticed! Chandler just threw the chair under the ring, and now he's rolling Ramos into the ring!
Eddie Sensation - Chandler gets into the ring...... COVER HIM!!!
The Informer - No! Chandler lifts Ramos to his feet........ BIG TIMER!!!!! BIG TIMER!!!!! BIG TIMER!!!!!
Vic Canon - Chandler covers him! 1........ 2.........
Eddie Sensation - THREE!!!!!!!!!!
Chris Myers - The winner of this match, and STILL EWA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, CLAYTON CHANDLER!
WINNER: Clayton Chandler w/ The Big Timer by Pinfall
The Informer - Chandler wins, by hook or by crook, and he's retained his title!
Vic Canon - Johnny Rage and Rick Ramos might not be too happy tonight!
Eddie Sensation - Ramos won't be, thats for sure!
[ The EWA Video Wall goes black. A series of commercials of EWA sponcers are shown. ]
| Time To Learn The Best Lesson Ever Taught...
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[ The Midsouth Coliseum has seen a lot tonight, but it’s yet to see the best part. Let’s not keep the world in waiting anymore. The lights go out as the EWA video screen flickers to life, gold writing comes into focus. ]
It’s time, time I take what’s rightfully mine, and what you people have tried to rob me of since day one….. Respect, believe me, I’ll get it….
[ The fade out into the melting movie countdown that has become the trademark of Ethan Tyler begins to play. ]
5…..
4….
3…
2..
1.
[ Huge pyro explosions kick off “So What’cha Want?” by The Beastie Boys. The fans boo as Ethan Tyler slowly steps out. At a very methodic pace, he makes his way to the ring not paying attention to a single thing except the center of the ring. He makes his way inside the ring. ]
Eddie Sensation - I gotta tell you guys, Ethan Tyler is a maniac.
Vic Canon - Tell us something we don’t know Eddie. He just better not come near me, I swear to God I’ll get my lawyers. I haven’t felt this uncomfortable since Chandler and Thrylla turned Johannesburg into a blood bath…. This guy creeps me out.
[ Tyler by now has pulled a mic out of his sweatshirt pocket and he looks out over the announcer’s heads. ]
Ethan Tyler - The clock has struck 12, and as you can see, I’m still wearing the gold…. This isn’t fluke shit, no matter how much anyone wants to believe it. You people just can’t see the fucking GREATNESS that stands before you. None of you understand just who the hell I am. None of you stand up and give me the proper respect I deserve. STAND UP AND SHOW IT!
Eddie Sensation - What are you doing!?
The Informer - I’m doing what the man says! I don’t want to be killed, what about you?
Vic Canon - Sit down Informer! You’ll just encourage him!
Ethan Tyler - Looks like only one of you has enough brains in this place to know what the hell is going on.
[ Tyler bites his lip in frustration and walks over to the ropes. He climbs onto the second rope and leans out towards the crowd and points at a fan. ]
Ethan Tyler - You in the Titans shirt, tell me what the hell you’ve done that’s so good!
Vic Canon - That’s Titans running back Eddie George he’s talking to!
[ Eddie George, being a good sport that he is, goes to answer Tyler, but before he can get a single word out, Tyler begins berating him more. ]
Ethan Tyler - No, nothing you’ve done could ever compare to being an undefeated world champion in two federations and undefeated as a tag team champion. Your accomplishments ain’t shit compared to that.
[ Eddie George lets out a huge laugh, enjoying this moment. Tyler however, doesn’t find any of this amusing. ]
Ethan Tyler - You think that’s funny you son of a bitch, I’ll show you something funny.
[ Tyler starts to make his way between the ropes as the fans blow up and George is still laughing… Tyler is almost outside of the ring when…. ]
ETHAN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?????
[ Tyler stops dead in his tracks and hears as noises surround him, noises of people humming and bodies crashing into a ring as they echo in an old building…. Tyler looks at the EWA video screen and sees some familiar black and white footage. ]
Eddie Sensation - What’s with that footage? Where in the hell is that from?
The Informer - I don’t know, but Tyler doesn’t seem too happy about it…….
[ The film shows a very young Ethan Tyler in wrestling tights leaping onto the second rope and going for Illegal in 48 States. He slips up while trying to make the delivery and falls to the canvas. Pissed off he slaps the ring and begins swearing as a voice off camera begins talking. ]
Voice - Ethan, what the hell was that about? You know what the problem is, you’re too hot headed, level off a little man. Wrestling’s about control, not your rage. Now come on, take a couple of laps around the ring and come see me for some drills.
[ Tyler looks at the camera with eyes full of fire and he rolls out of the ring and begins running around it. As the footage of Tyler running around the ring fades out, inside the ring Tyler’s so angered he’s shaking with rage. ]
Ethan Tyler - WHERE IN THE FUCK DID THAT FOOTAGE COME FROM!? WHO IN THE TRUCKS THOUGHT IT’D BE FUN SHITS AND GIGGLES TO SHOW THAT!? WHERE THE HELL DID IT COME FROM!? SOMEONE GIVE ME AN ANSWER NOW!
Voice - Oh come on man, where else do you think it came from?
[ Tyler freezes dead in his tracks as he knows who the voice belongs to. Suddenly, “Come Out and Play” by The Offspring hits the P.A. speakers. In a natural reaction, Tyler goes ballistic and begins kicking and flailing like a madman. A majority of the fans let out a huge pop as from behind the curtain steps the very man who trained Ethan Tyler, Johnny F’N Hardcore. As soon as he steps out, the fans let out the biggest pop of the evening… Hardcore, decked out in an old skool “Pride is Forever” shirt and his usual wrestling gear, runs a hand through his white and grayed hair. He waits a little bit for the cheering to die down, though he’s smiling the whole time. His apprentice however, stares at him with a scowl, and an intent to kill. Finally, Hardcore lifts a mic up to his mouth. ]
Johnny Hardcore - You know what Ethan, in the 10 years I’ve been training guys, in the 17 years I’ve been wrestling, hell, even in the forty years of my existence, I have never had a bigger disappointment in my life than you.
[ The fans pop huge as Tyler kicks the ropes and tried to talk into his mic. ]
Johnny Hardcore - No no, shut up, I’m not finished yet. I remember when you first walked into my school. Who knew that behind your youth there was so much anger bundled up inside? I tried to work it out of you, but nothing I could say or do was going to help you…. So I made a mistake. I let you graduate and turned a wild untamed animal out into the wrestling world. I followed you Ethan, more than I have any other student of mine. I needed to keep an eye on you, because if you got too out of line, I knew I’d have to come and teach you your final lesson…
HUMILITY
[ The word rings like gunfire throughout the arena. Tyler grimaces in extreme hate and the fans buzz with intensity, waiting for more words from Hardcore. ]
Johnny Hardcore - You never got that Ethan, never. Reckless understood it, but you never did. You think that just because you walk around as an “undefeated” champion makes you bigger than the world? Son, it’s easy to be undefeated when you’ve only had one defense, and that’s between the three titles!
[ The fans let out a huge cheer, Tyler takes this moment to get a word in edge wise. ]
Ethan Tyler - It’s still a hell lot more than what you’ve done old man, you’re jealous that I’ve surpassed your career, admit it.
Johnny Hardcore - Alright Ethan, let’s use your philosophy for a minute….. I’ve been an undefeated champion LONGER than you, because I still hold on to the FWF world heavyweight title, and since you love taking these old titles, maybe I’ll give you a chance to.
[ A huge “Johnny” chant breaks out among the crowd. ]
Ethan Tyler - Is that a threat geez?
Johnny Hardcore - Shut up, I’m not done yet. I was the longest reigning ACF world champion, and I held on to that Extreme title until the day the doors closed. And I defended both of those night in and night out. So doesn’t that make me better than you? Who’s jealous Ethan, you tell me.
[ Tyler just stands there in frusturation, not saying anything, just standing there brewing his hate inside of him. ]
Johnny Hardcore - You gonna say anything? Anything at all? No? Gonna give me the silent treatment?
Ethan Tyler - Fuck you….
Johnny Hardcore - Oh real mature Ethan, real grown up of you, yeah, you’ve come a long way…… Since you got nothing else to say I’ll tell you what…… Let’s resume class next week. We’ll really dig into our lessons, how about that? See you then.
[ Hardcore turns and is about to walk away and he stops and turns back and looks over his shoulder. ]
Johnny Hardcore - Oh and Ethan, don’t be late. Or else you’ll be running around the ring after class.
[ Tyler throws the mic and lets out a yell at the top of his lungs full of anger. Hardcore walks into the back and the fans cheer loudly. No one in the arena can believe what they’ve seen. We fade to black... ]
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