[ The arena lights fade to an eery red glow as the electricity in the air fills to the breaking point. "When Worlds Collide" by Powerman 5000 starts to play through the speakers. ]

Vic Canon - Its been a while since we have had this entrance music echo the halls of an EWA arena... is there any chance... could it be?

[ Two figures appear standing in the midst of orange and red pyro. The pyro dies down and the house lights come up to reveal the figures faces. ]

Eddie Sensation - IT'S DANGER INC!! DEUCE AND BLITZKREIG! THEY'RE BACK!

The Informer - Thats Bigg Daddy Deuce and Mean Mike Steele now..

Eddie Sensation - Mean Mike.. Blitzkreig.. its the same thing.. DANGER INC BABY!

[ "Mean" Mike Steele wearing blue jeans, an old school Danger INC t-shirt and a long black trench coat slides under the bottom rope. Deuce sporting an all black Armani suit with his pattened gold framed Gargoyle sunglasses climbs through the middle ropes and stands in the center of the ring as Mike Steele climbs to the second turnbuckle. ]

Eddie Sensation - I can't believe it! Danger INC back in the EWA!!

Vic Canon - What did you expect from a couple of glory hounds?

Eddie Sensation - Those "glory hounds" as you call them are two of the original EWA... these two have been here through the thick and the thin of things... can you say that for your hero Serial Thrylla? How about Chandler? When Team Ballz were out playing with their... Deuce was in the thick of things taking out trash like Zed... Deuce has every right to a glory hound.

[ Deuce stands in the middle of the EWA ring and looks out into the crowd as Mean Mike stands on the second turnbuckle with his hands on his hips. Deuce throws his hands in the air and the crowd erupts into a fury of cheers. Deuce walks over and asks for a microphone as Mike climbs down from the turnbuckle. ]

Duece - Once again the almighty Tom Stone rises from the dead and dusts off the ol EWA record book and decides to try it again.

[ The crowd erupts into another frenzy as Deuce continues. Deuce stands in amazement at the reaction. ]

Duece - And the only thing that I have to say is..... ITS ABOUT DAMN TIME! Its about damn time for Tom Stone and the EWA to show the other panzy ass wrestling organizations just how to run the show... its about time for EWA to once again reign supreme at the top of food chain. And its time once again for Danger INC to rule right there beside it.

[ Deuce adjust his sunglasses on the top of his head. ]

Duece - You people say... can Danger INC hack it? Has Danger INC lost its touch? And the answer is quite clear.. you bet your ass we can. There isn't a force big enough in the EWA, in the world to keep Danger INC down.. not the Regulators, not the Chandlers, not the Serial Thrylla's not the C3's or the C4's or the C1592's...

[ Mean Mike reaches over and takes the mic from Deuce. ]

"Mean" Mike Steele - Ahhh.. you said it brother. And thats not the only questions their askin... no son, the main question I get is... WHY!?

"Mean" Mike Steele - Why Mike? Why subject yourself to torment of the EWA? To the backstage politics... to the cuniving, the back stabbing? And then we have to rehash the past... we have to bring up.. the Regulators.. Deuce, they throw up the Jericho/3D incident..

[ Deuce looks at Mike with a confused look on his face. He tosses his hands up in a "I dunno" type manner. ]

"Mean" Mike Steele - And then I tell them...have you ever had someone get the best of you. Have you ever let someone get the best of you? Maybe they didn't quite get on over on you but you let them think you did? Now, have you ever been sleeping nice and snug in your little bed.. and woke up with the cold sweats cause there was something eating at you? Thats right son... see BDD and I.. we've been wronged. And the list goes on, and on, and on...

"Mean" Mike Steele - Let me lay out a little factoid for you ignorant people here today. Who is the reigning EWA Tag Team champions?

[ The crowd erupts into a huge REGULATORS! REGULATOR! chant. Mike looks as Deuce and they both just shake their head. ]

"Mean" Mike Steele - See.. I knew you suns-a-bitches was gonna say that.. but let me ask you a question... while Imminent Danger reigned as the EWA Tag Team champions.... who beat us to become the next champions?

"Mean" Mike Steele - Who was it that pinned either Bigg Daddy or myslef for a 1..2..3 to take those straps off our backs? WHO!? NO ONE THATS WHO!! So you know what that means... Imminent Danger is still EWA Tag Team Champions... now put that in you pipe and smoke it.

[ Deuce takes the mic. ]

Duece - It would seem as though Michael here has issued a challenger for the EWA Tag Straps... its seems as though we would like to get our hands on the Reguators at Family Reunion... but thats far from the truth. You see at Family Reunion what Danger INC is purposing is that there be a tag team title match with myself as special guest referee and Mike there as special enforcer... then we can decide who is rightfully the EWA Tag Team champions. It seems as though the tag teams are up against a stacked deck.. can you handle it?

[ Deuce drops the mic and "When Worlds Collide" blares through the arena speakers as the duo leave the ring. ]

[ The scene cuts backstage to Charles Christopher Carroll sitting on a dark leather couch in his locker room. The room is otherwise empty, except for the camera man, and the obligatory television set with the happenings of Heat playing on it. Charles nods a little bit, smirking, and looking into the camera. ]

C³ - So, this is what EWA is like, once we get to a card? I can't say I'm all that surprised...but, well, I'm kind of surprised. I always thought this place was always so perfect, I thought this place was where God's were born and legends were torn apart.

[ He laughs... looking back into the camera. ]

C³ - Heh, the only 'God' I've seen so far is the Thundergod, and he hardly qualifies as superhuman...hell Leon just barely crosses the line of primate into human. The major problem with this whole match that is going on tonight, is the complete and utter lack of organization from these four other men.

C³ - Yea, unorganization. I know, you're thinking I should be sent to the looney bin again...but it's all good. Nobody in this match seems to have had the intelligence to get their thoughts together prior to the match. I haven't seen any of them here tonight, so I can't say for sure...but, for real, these guys haven't come up with anything intelligent yet. I can't believe this place. EWA, Chandler, Serial Thrylla, Nick Diamante...Christ, this place used to be somewhat intelligent, now...well, I don't see anything special, at least from those that I am involved with.

C³ - Fact of the matter is, that as much as the EWA is going to be a part of wrestling history, as much awe as I am in just being here...as much hope I have to play a major role in this company, I just don't see anything from these four men that is anything special compared to what I have seen in the past.

[ He turns his head to the ground, losing that smirk from his face. He speaks again. ]

C³ - But, I shouldn't be the one to say that they are completely worthless...I shouldn't even be the one to say that they don't belong around here. The truth is, I don't have the audacity to do such, let alone the power...but, I do have the power to humiliate them in the middle of the ring tonight, as I've done to so many others...El Gigante, Chico Malo, Leon Sharpe, hell, even Pimpf...come on down, I'm looking forward to it.

[ A knock is heard at the door, and in walks Rob DiMarco. ]

Rob DiMarco - Mister Carroll, I was hoping for a few words before your match.

C³ - Shut up, I have something more important. Get out of the way.

[ Charles gives a light shove to Rob, as he steps out of the way. Charles steps out of the ring, making his way to the halls, and to his match. ]

Rob DiMarco - Damn it, Stone's gonna have my ass for this one...

[ We go to the back where Sharpe is pacing in the halls in Austin-sized White tights that appear to have LS on the front. Sharpe is wearing an airbushed t-shirt with Wildman shown on the front after taking a fireball and the back says 'Kentucky Fried Wildman, finger licking good!". Sharpe sights the camera and is irked by it, why not? he doesn't expect a camera around. ]

"The Thundergod" Leon Sharpe - It appears that I have a visitor here. Since Robert DiMarco or Rachel Stevens refused to give me an interview before my match. I guess I will have to reply and comment.

[ Sharpe smirks a bit and puts on two black and red elbow pads. ]

"The Thundergod" Leon Sharpe - So many people just want to make asses out of themselves talking about me. It's damn amusing. I see Carroll on one thing thinking that I was calling myself God. I never called myself God, I call myself Thundergod and I think it sounds more impressive than Leon. I apologize to you if you are offended, but welcome to the real world Chris. Do not vent moral outrage about my name. I'm sure the Big Man doesn't really care about this silly issue. Anyways, if I called myself God and I was God, I would have smitted your housepets for saying something so stupid about me.

[ Sharpe puts on black kneepads. ]

"The Thundergod" Leon Sharpe - As for Chico Malo, what the hell are you talking about? The only word I can get out of you is Jew. El Gigante, you will not be picante in the ring with me. You will be ice cold and beaten. Just like how you were born, you might end up on your back on a cold hard ring.

[ Sharpe starts putting on white boots with LS on them and red laces. ]

"The Thundergod" Leon Sharpe - as for Pimpf, you have to be the most outrageous of all the stooges in this match. As you have compared me to Adolph Hitler. I must say, that is a new thing for me. You seem to love dropping names. Makes you feel important, eh? Sure, Ric Flair may or may not be filled with more shit than me, that does not matter. But when you crossed the line between sense and stupidity, you did it by comparing me to a man who had at least six million people killed. I am just stating the truth, that you are not gonna go too far and that you should consider a new name. Pimpf, Gute Nacht.

[ Sharpe picks up a piece of paper. ]

"The Thundergod" Leon Sharpe - glauben Sie den Schmerz heute abend.. You will feel pain tonight. For if I am promoting a great lie, I will expand it by making you lie on the canvas in pain. For, I can destroy all of you and I do not care if I win the North American title.

[ Sharpe laughs a bit and walks off. ]

[ We are brought outside the New Orleans arena. Waiting in the parking lot holding a microphone is the lovely, Rachel Stevens. Rachel turns her attention over to the camera and gets a serious look on here face. ]

Rachel Stevens - Right now the former tag team champion, El GiGante, should be showing up any second. Hopefully he'll give us a couple minutes of his time about his big upcoming match for the North American championship!

[ Rachel's attention is turned towards a brand new 2001 Lexus. The Lexus pulls up to the right of Rachel and parks. Out from the passenger's side is Donny Michaels the manager of the "Soul SurViVa" El GiGante. From the driver's side steps out the only TRUE Mexican, El GiGante. GiGante is decked out in a baby blue "ECKO" hoody with a baby blue Yankees head backwards and baggy jeans. GiGante holds his wrestling "NIKE" bag over his shoulder and walks up to Rachel with a big smile on his face. ]

"Soul SurViVa" El GiGante - Mrs. Stevens es muy caliente! Long time no see chica.

Rachel Stevens - Hello Mr. GiGante. Its great to see you back in EWA again! How are you today?

[ All three continue to talk as they make their way inside the arena. ]

"Soul SurViVa" El GiGante - Neva been better, Mrs. Stevens. Yourself?

Rachel Stevens - Not bad, not bad at all. This is Donny Michaels I presume?

[ Rachel points at Donny who is on the left of GiGante. Michaels looks over at Rachel with a big smile. ]

"Soul SurViVa" El GiGante - That would be da man. Mr. Donny Michaels da best damn agent/manager in da business!

Donny Michaels - Thank you El, thank you! Mrs. Stevens I know you are dying to get some interview time with El right now but there really is no need. El is walking into this arena a champion and exiting the arena with the North American championship!

[ They all they stop right before GiGante's lockerroom. ]

"Soul SurViVa" El GiGante - There's no doubt about that Donny but if Mrs. Stevens needs some time with me den I can give her some of mah time.

[ GiGante looks over at Rachel with a big smile, she looks back at him with a big smile as well. ]

Rachel Stevens - If you don't mind me asking Mr. GiGante how's the wife?

"Soul SurViVa" El GiGante - Oh were not married Mrs. Stevens. Maria and mahself are definitely planning on getting married but not at this moment in time.

Rachel Stevens - That's good! Shortly into the show Mr. GiGante you will go toe to toe with Pimpf, "The Thundergod" Leon Sharpe, Charles Christopher Carroll, and your great friend [Smiles] Chico Malo! How have you prepared to wrestle 4 other guys at once?

"Soul SurViVa" El GiGante - I did mah normal pre-match preparations, chica. I did nothing different. Everything inside that ring will go da same as if it was just a one on one contest. My lucha-libre abilities will play a big roll in dis match. Watch, you'll see Mrs. Stevens.

Rachel Stevens - What are your thoughts on these four other wrestlers?

"Soul SurViVa" El GiGante - I won't lie dese esa's have great wrestling ability inside da ring. Leon Sharpe's power is going to be hard to overcome. Pimpf's a racist bastard who should die. Dis dude with three names seems to be very determined and could threaten me for da NA title...... Chico Malo - "Bad Boy" seems to think he's da baddest and toughest fucking MeXicano to wrestle in da EWA. Well, that's bullshit esa. You ain't nothing. You'll see that very shortly. Your nothing compared me to esa. You never could be El GiGante and you never will be El GiGante so stop fantasizing about me mang. El GiGante is da only TRUE MeXicano to ever grace EWA, not you! Your nothing but a fucking wanna-be, a fucking poser that wants ta be like da "Soul SurViVa". You can't be like me son so don't even try. Time is almost up. Everyone in dis match ; Leon Sharpe, Pimpf, CCC and you Chico Malo are no match for GiGante. ToTal aNNihilation is about ta come down on all of you esa's. I hope ya ready because I know I am!

Rachel Stevens - Some strong words towards Chico Malo.

[ Donny Michaels now jumps in. ]

Donny Michaels - Chico Malo has no idea who he's talking about. El GiGante's no punk to talk about. Reality is going to hit Malo square in the face as soon as him and GiGante lock up.

Rachel Stevens - What do you think about the North American championship, Mr. GiGante?

"Soul SurViVa" El GiGante - Its a great title mang. It might not be the world title but its still a great title ta carry around. I should have had that damn title the last time EWA was around. I had that motha fucka beat. I'm confident enough that I'll win the title this time around. If not then I'll keep chasing after it till I get da damn thing.

Rachel Stevens - Thank you for your time Mr. GiGante.

"Soul SurViVa" El GiGante - De nada chica.

[ GiGante grabs his "NIKE" bag and enters his lockerroom along with Donny Michaels. ]

Rachel Stevens - Back to you guys at ringside!!

Chris Myers - This next match is scheduled for one fall, and is--

[ Suddenly the camera cuts away from the broadcast as we now see a shot of someone's Doc Martin-covered feet... ]

Chris Myers - This next match is scheduled for one fall, and is for the EWA North American Championship!

[ "Superthug" by Norega blasts through the speakers... ]

Chris Myers - Introducing first... standing 5'10" and weighing in at 180 pounds, from Madrid, Spain, "Soul SurViVa" El GiGante!

[ "Soul SurViVa" El GiGante steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring. ]

The Informer - And here comes El GiGante! One of my top picks for this match.

Vic Canon - He's taking the title home tonight!

Eddie Sensation - And I'm taking your momma home tonight! HA HA!!!

[ "God of Thunder" by KISS blasts through the speakers... ]

Chris Myers - Second... standing 6'11" and weighing in at 304 pounds, from Kingman, Arizona, "The Thundergod" Leon Sharpe!

[ "The Thundergod" Leon Sharpe steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring. ]

The Informer - This man is a monster!

Vic Canon - I've never seen someone so tall!

Eddie Sensation - I'm picking Sharpe to be tonights winner! Who the hell is going to hold this guy down for a pin?!

[ "Bottom" by Tool blasts through the speakers... ]

Chris Myers - Next... standing 6'1" and weighing in at 227 pounds, from Chicago, Illinois, Charles Christopher Carroll!

[ Charles Christopher Carroll steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring. ]

The Informer - And here comes my pick! Carroll has done nothing but impress me over the last 2 weeks!

Vic Canon - I must admit he is a good wrestler. But I still think GiGante will take him out!

Eddie Sensation - Not even close. This pretty boy is about to get squashed!

[ "Fuel My Fire" by Prodigy blasts through the speakers... ]

Chris Myers - Next... standing 5'11" and weighing in at 185 pounds, from Los Angeles, California, Chico Malo!

[ Chico Malo steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring. ]

The Informer - This man has been nothing but a menace in the EWA since it opened.

Vic Canon - He's been getting on everyone's nerves backstage! Especially El GiGante's!

Eddie Sensation - I like this guy! He's my backup pick, behind Leon Sharpe.

[ "Pimpf" by Depeche Mode blasts through the speakers... ]

Chris Myers - And lastly... standing 5'11" and weighing in at 229 pounds, from Parts Unknown, Pimpf!

[ Pimpf steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring. ]

Eddie Sensation - What the hell is this guy? What's his name?

The Informer - Pimpf!

Vic Canon - It's simply Eddie.... Pimpf!

Eddie Sensation - Pimpeeff??

The Informer - PIMPF!

Vic Canon - There's no use trying Informer, he's too stupid to learn anything at this age.

Eddie Sensation - I'm younger than you jackass!

[ Ding, Ding, Ding! ]

The Informer - And there's the bell!

Vic Canon - Chico Malo charges at GiGante with a clothesline! GiGante ducks, turns around, and kicks Malo in the gut..... JUMPING PILEDRIVER!!

Eddie Sensation - LOOK! Leon Sharpe is taking on Pimpf and Carroll at the same time!

The Informer - Sharpe grabs Carroll and Pimpf, and slams their heads together! But they both get right back up! Sharpe grabs them by the throat!

Vic Canon - DOUBLE CHOKESLAM! And look at GiGante! He's laying the boots to Malo!

Eddie Sensation - Not for long! Leon Sharpe just grabbed GiGante by the hair.... T-BONE SUPLEX!

The Informer - Pimpf and Charles Christopher Carroll have both rolled out of the ring. They're on opposite sides now, and are just watching the match!

Vic Canon - Smart move by those two. Chico Malo is up... he kicks Sharpe in the kidney! Sharpe turns around... BOOT TO THE FACE OF MALO!

Eddie Sensation - MY GOD! Our damn table shook!

The Informer - Chico Malo and El GiGante have also rolled out of the ring, leaving Sharpe in the middle of the ring alone! The Thundergod raises his arms and taunts the crowd!

Vic Canon - Check this out! It looks like all 4 of these guys on the outside are planning something out!

Eddie Sensation - LOOK OUT!

The Informer - All four men have just jumped in the ring, and attacked Leon Sharpe! He's down to one knee!

Vic Canon - They're stomping and punching away at him! Sharpe is down on the mat!

Eddie Sensation - El GiGante is going to the top rope!

The Informer - Carroll, Malo and Pimpf move out of the way..... WHAM!!!! QUEBRADA MOONSAULT ON LEON SHARPE!

Vic Canon - Now Chico Malo is on the top rope! GiGante rolls out of the way, leaving Sharpe wide open..... TOP ROPE VERTICAL SPLASH!!!! MALO NAILED HIM!

Eddie Sensation - Chico Malo goes for the pin! 1... 2...

The Informer - NO! GiGante, Carroll and Pimpf push Malo off of Sharpe! Remember, the first fall wins this match!

Vic Canon - Chico Malo crawls into the corner as Pimpf and El GiGante follow him in there. Malo gets to his feet..

Eddie Sensation - KICKS KICKS KICKS TO THE STOMACH OF MALO!

The Informer - GiGante and Pimpf are giving it to him! Double irish whip to the other side.... WHAM! Chico Malo hits the corner with a thud!

Vic Canon - Uh oh! Charles Christoper Carroll has just signaled to the crowd! He's calling for the end of Leon Sharpe! We could see Carroll's "Flawed Evolution"!

Eddie Sensation - OOH!!! LOW BLOW ON CARROLL!

The Informer - Leon Sharpe just nailed Carroll with a low blow as he bent over to pick him up off the mat! Carroll rolls into the corner, as Sharpe gets to his feet.

Vic Canon - The Thundergod grabs Pimpf by the hair as El GiGante continues to punish Chico Malo in the corner!

Eddie Sensation - Wait a minute... who the hell is that mexican coming down here?

The Informer - That's The Masked Gringo! Chico Malo's manager! Why's he here?

Vic Canon - GiGante see's Gringo coming! He's a little distracted!

Eddie Sensation - LOOK OUT!!!!! WHAM!!!!!!!!!!!

The Informer - MY GOD!!!! THUNDERGOD LEON SHARPE JUST POWERBOMBED PIMPF ONTO THE CONCRETE FLOOR OUTSIDE THE RING!!! DID YOU SEE HIS HEAD BOUNCE ON THAT CONCRETE?!

Vic Canon - I wish I didn't see that! AND THERE GOES GIGANTE! Chico Malo just flipped him over the top rope! And now The Masked Gringo is delivering the boots to El GiGante!

Eddie Sensation - TURN AROUND MALO!!

The Informer - Carroll grabs Malo from behind.......

Vic Canon - FLAWED EVOLUTION!!!!!!!!!! HE NAILED IT!!!!!! CARROLL GOES FOR THE COVER!!

Eddie Sensation - 1......... 2...........

The Informer - NO!!! THE MASKED GRINGO PULLED THE REFEREE OUT OF THE RING!

Vic Canon - Uh oh! El GiGante is right behind Gringo! He has him by the neck! GiGante grabs him....

Eddie Sensation - WHAM!!!!!!!!!!

The Informer - ToTal aNNihilation right on the concrete floor! Gringo is twitching!

Vic Canon - The fans are loving this! Now we have Gringo, Chico Malo and Pimpf out cold on the outside!

Eddie Sensation - Leon Sharpe and El GiGante are in the ring. Carroll is taking a breather on the outside.... WHAM!

The Informer - El GiGante with a big Inverted DDT on Sharpe! He goes for the cover..... 1.....

Vic Canon - No! Sharpe kicks out at one!

Eddie Sensation - We have movement on the outside! Chico Malo and Pimpf are getting up! The Masked Gringo is still out cold!

The Informer - OOOH!!! Carroll nailed Sharpe with a low blow from the outside! Sharpe drops to his knees, and GiGante and Carroll begin delivering the punishment to him!

Vic Canon - Pimpf is getting into the ring..... WHAM!! FROM BEHIND, CHICO MALO NAILS PIMPF WITH THE NORTH AMERICAN TITLE TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD!

Eddie Sensation - Damn! That was harsh!

The Informer - Pimpf stumbles into the ring, and lays on the mat unconcious!

Vic Canon - Malo drops the title, and gets into the ring. He goes directly for GiGante!

Eddie Sensation - WHAM!!!!! JUMP SPINNING BACK HEEL KICK!!!!

The Informer - CARROLL JUST ROCKED MALO WITH IT!!! CHICO DIDN'T SEE IT COMING!

Vic Canon - Leon Sharpe is up! He lifts Pimpf to his feet..... WHAM!!!!!!

Eddie Sensation - Goodnight!

The Informer - Sharpe nailed The LS Special!! But he's not going for the cover... what the hell?

Vic Canon - El GiGante is going to the top rope! He's looking at Chico Malo, who has rolled out to the outside floor!

Eddie Sensation - Chico Malo gets to his feet.... WHAM!!!!! TOP ROPE HURRICANRANA!!!!! MY GOD!

The Informer - Sharpe has Carroll by the throat! NO! Carroll nails him in the eyes, and throws him over the top rope! Sharpe lands hard on his hip!

Vic Canon - The bigger they are, the harder they fall!

Eddie Sensation - Damn right!

The Informer - Pimpf is getting to his feet! Carroll turns around, and ducks a clothesline attempt by Pimpf! Carroll kicks him in the gut.......

Vic Canon - FLAWED EVOLUTION!!!!!! HE NAILED IT AGAIN!!!!

Eddie Sensation - COVER HIM!

The Informer - CHARLES CHRISTOPHER CARROLL GOES FOR THE COVER......... 1.......... 2.........

Vic Canon - 3!!!!!!!!!!

[ Ding, Ding, Ding! ]

Chris Myers - The winner of this match, and NEW EWA North American Champion... Charles Christopher Carroll!

WINNER: Charles Christopher Carroll w/ Flawed Evolution by Pinfall

Eddie Sensation - That was wicked!

The Informer - Wait a second... The Masked Gringo is back to his feet! GiGante grabs him again..... WHAM!

Vic Canon - ToTal aNNihilation! El GiGante raises his arms to the crowd and receives a huge pop!

Eddie Sensation - Uh oh! Chico Malo is getting to his feet!

The Informer - He's yelling something at GiGante! But I can't hear it all!

Vic Canon - Shh!

Chico Malo - GiGante! Jew and me, Chico Malo! Nest week mang! Green card vs. Green card! Das loser goes home to mexico mang!

Eddie Sensation - HAAHHAA!! IMMIGRANT MATCH!!!

The Informer - El GiGante is nodding! I guess it's official! Next week, El GiGante vs. Chico Malo... the loser leaves the EWA and goes home to Mexico!

Vic Canon - Ha! That's going to be great!

Eddie Sensation - I can't wait!

The Informer - Lets not break away from the subject.... Charles Christopher Carroll is our new North American Champion! Congratulations go out to him!

Vic Canon - What a great match that was.... and that's only the first of 5!

Eddie Sensation - Well then shut up, and lets keep going!

The Informer - Lets send it backstage...

Rachel Stevens - Ladies and gentlemen, I'm here right now in the locker room of "The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante. The same locker room where earlier tonight, Nick Diamante told his manager Spade to hit the bricks! Nick, if you don't mind me asking... was your decision to leave Spade behind one made solely out of anticipation for the EWA's re-opening?

[ A confused look falls over the face of "TDS"... ]

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - No, she was busting my balls.

Rachel Stevens - Oh, I uhm... I see.

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Rachel, lemme explain one thing about the new Nick Diamante that you see before you. This Nick Diamante doesn't stress the little things like the old one used to. What this version of "TDS" does is live his life according to his path of destiny. Whether or not Spade wants to be a part of my destiny is her choice. Me... I'm standing here ready and totally willing to make a couple of waves in the EWA -- THE GREATEST WRESTLING PROMOTION ON EARTH! And tonight, it all re-starts with The Wildman.

Rachel Stevens - Yes, I guess it does. Your storied past with The Wildman has been well documented on EWA television in the last few week. I think the fans want to know if you plan on introducing a noose into the mix tonight since it was the basis around which your problems with The Wildman in the past first existed.

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - A noose? Rachel, believe me when I say we won't be seeing a noose tonight. The last thing I need is another fine from the EWA over an incident that went a little too far for some people's limits. But I can tell you one thing...

[ BOOM! Out of nowhere, THE WILDMAN enters the scene and plants Diamante with a solid chair shot which sends him straight to the ground... ]

The Informer - MY GOODNESS! IT'S THE WILDMAN!

Vic Canon - HE'S JUMPING THE GUN HERE ON HEAT! HE JUST TOOK DIAMANTE OUT WITH A SOLID STEEL CHAIR! WHAT A LUNATIC!

[ The Wildman shoves Rachel out of the way and grabs a noose that was hanging half out of his tights... ]

Eddie Sensation - WHAT THE HELL IS THIS NOW?! THERE'S A NOOSE IN THE PICTURE!

The Informer - Diamante said we wouldn't see a noose tonight... but I guess he didn't count on The Wildman playing by the same rules!

Vic Canon - NO GUYS! HE'S WRAPPING THE NOOSE AROUND DIAMANTE'S NECK AND PULLING AT HIM LIKE HE'S SOME SORT OF ANIMAL!

Eddie Sensation - OLD WOUNDS NEVER HEAL IN THIS BUSINESS, BELIEVE ME!

[ A swarm of EWA officials flood the attack scene and hold back The Wildman... ]

The Informer - FANS! THIS IS INSANE! THE WILDMAN JUST GOT TO NICK DIAMANTE IN THE WORST WAY! THEY'RE MATCH IS UP NEXT.... WHAT THE HELL IS GOING TO HAPPEN?!?!

Chris Myers - This next match is scheduled for one fall!

[ "Five Minutes Alone" by Pantera blasts through the speakers... ]

Chris Myers - Introducing first... standing 6'4" and weighing in at 280 pounds, from Indianapolis, Indiana, The Wildman!

[ The Wildman steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring. ]

The Informer - There's The Wildman! He's been with the EWA since day one, and has had more ups and downs than anyone I know!

Vic Canon - He's a man made for the Extreme Division... yet tonight he's in a One Fall Match.

Eddie Sensation - He's going to get squashed, I can feel it.

[ "Got The Life" by KoRn blasts through the speakers... ]

Chris Myers - Introducing first... standing 6'9" and weighing in at 292 ¼ pounds, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, "The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante!

[ "The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring. ]

The Informer - And there's Nick Diamante! He's holding his neck in pain after being dragged around by a noose a few minutes ago.

Vic Canon - I realize that The Wildman is trying to hurt Diamante, but you DO NOT piss Nicky D off! That just makes everything worse!

Eddie Sensation - I want to see Diamante snap like he did at No Fear!

The Informer - It'll take a lot more than The Wildman to do that Eddie.

[ Ding, Ding, Ding! ]

Vic Canon - Here we go. They lock up, and The Wildman gets the easy leverage! At this moment, Diamante's neck and shoulders would be under extreme pain if the wind blew by them.

Eddie Sensation - The Wildman has Diamante on his knees! He wishes it would be this easy!

The Informer - The Wildman knee's Diamante in the face! And again! AGAIN!

Vic Canon - Diamante stumbles backwards and gets to his feet! The Wildman dropkicks him into the corner, and quickly gets up and begins kicking The Diamond Stud in the chest!

Eddie Sensation - The Wildman stands Diamante up in the corner, and climbs up on top of him! He begins punching Diamante in the face! 1... 2.... 3.... 4!

The Informer - LOOK OUT! Diamante just pushed Wildman off of him! The Wildman flew across the ring!

Vic Canon - Nick Diamante walks towards the Wildman just as he gets up. He scoops him... SIDEWALK SLAM!! TDS goes for the cover... 1.... 2.... No! Wildman gets the shoulder up.

Eddie Sensation - Diamante gets right back up, and lifts The Wildman to his feet.

The Informer - He sets up the Wildman.... DDT! Nick quickly climbs to the top rope, just as The Wildman gets up!

Vic Canon - The Wildman charges at Nick..... LOOK OUT! FLYING CLOTHESLINE FROM THE TOP ROPE!

Eddie Sensation - Nicky D goes for the cover! 1.... 2.... No! Kickout again!

The Informer - The Wildman slowly gets to his feet. Nick sets up the Wildman..... POWERBOMB! 100% POWER from Nick Diamante!

Vic Canon - And now Nick is calling for the end! The fans are right behind Diamante!

Eddie Sensation - He picks up Wildman, and Irish whips him into the corner!

The Informer - Diamante follows him in with a big Clothesline! The Wildman is stumbling around the ring!

Vic Canon - Diamante grabs him and signals to the crowd! LOOK OUT!!!!

Eddie Sensation - WHAM!!!!!!

The Informer - DIAMOND DRIVER! DIAMANTE HIT IT!

Vic Canon - And the rest is simple.

Eddie Sensation - 1... 2... 3!

[ Ding, Ding, Ding! ]

Chris Myers - And the winner of this match... "The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante!

WINNER: "The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante w/ The Diamond Driver by Pinfall

The Informer - What a match here tonight on the return of Tuesday Night Heat! "The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante proves to be the better man once again!

Vic Canon - Look at that man, guys! There's something much different about him. He's got something inside of him that he's been lacking all his career. I don't know if it's desire, dedication or guts... but this man seems more dangerous now than he's ever been before!

Eddie Sensation - Hey, I can't argue with that. I'm not digging his new pro-EWA mentality that much... but if it works for him, all the power goes out to "The Diamond Stud"!

The Informer - It looks as if "The Diamond Stud" is requesting a microphone. Time to get a little sneak peak on what's in this man's head!

Vic Canon - Whatever it is that's fueling TDS... I tell ya what... the fans seem to like it a lot!

Eddie Sensation - Hold on guys, he's got the mic!

[ Diamante, with sweat eminating from his body, chugs back a bottle of water and then tosses it into the appreciative audience. He then begins to speak in a very 'to-the-point' manner... ]

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - SURPRISE... surprise! Just like back in 2000, The Wildman proves that he just can't HANG with the Precious Rock of Pro Wrestling! But that's the least of the world's problems! Let me just say one thing, and make it REAL, REAL crystal clear to everyone. If you're ever gonna be a SOMEBODY in this business, it sure as hell isn't gonna happen over in Fench's crib. THE ONLY PLACE YOU CAN MAKE A NAME FOR YOURSELF IS HERE IN THE EXTREME WRESTLING ASSOCIATION!

The Informer - Amen to that!

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - AND THAT'S WHAT NICK DIAMANTE HAS COME BACK TO DO! There's no second-guesses... no side-stories going on here. Everyone knows why I'm back and what I'm here to do. I'M HERE TO THRILL, EXCITE AND ENTERTAIN WHILE I DISH OUT SOME DOMINATION, REVENGE AND PURE STUDLY SKILL.... without hesitation, distraction or interruption.

The Informer - We know that's right!

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Extreme Wrestling Association... DIAMANTE'S BACK! "THE DIAMOND STUD" LIVES ONE... MORE... TIME! He's FOCUSSED, not obsessed! He's DETERMINED, not demented! And before my final bell tolls... "The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante will be DOMINANT... NEVER DENIED! And that, my friends, is a promise.... WHICH...WILL...LAST... FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOREVER! Hit my music, kiddies!

[ "Got The Life" by KoRn hits the system as "The Diamond Stud" Nicky D climbs the turnbuckle and begins to rile up an already anxious and vocal audience... ]

The Informer - THERE YOU HAVE IT! With a first win under his belt, Nicky D is back in the EWA with avengance! And who will ever deny this man his right to excel! His right to compete... and his right to dominate!

Vic Canon - The EWA is a big company filled with a lot of talent and there's no doubt about the fact that he'll have more competition than he can ask for.

Eddie Sensation - You better believe it... but I gotta wonder if his new found mentality will get him as far in this business as his old personality did. The old "TDS" was ruthless... willing to do absoltely ANYTHING to get the job done. Does that same desire burn inside of him today? I kinda doubt it.

The Informer - That's one helluva great question that only he will answer in due time! But right now, let's continue with the show!

Rachel Stevens - I'm backstage with "Crystal Clear" Cody Covington and I noticed his usual entourage isn't with him, what happened Cody?

[ Cody rubs his eyes, the bags under his eyes becoming even more noticeable. He sighs and then grabs the microphone off Rachel. ]

c4 - Listen ... I don't NEED GeniPher or Ronny Garbage to be with me. They aren't the ones taking the beatings in the ring, they just stand at ringside with their thumbs up their asses. If they are down there at ringside or not ... it won't make a difference to me. I'm the one in that ring competing, not them. Besides, this IS a last man standing match ... it would not only be unsafe but it would be stupid of either of them to accompany them to the ring. What kind of question was that anyway?!

[ Cody passes the microphone back to Rachel. She gives him an awkward smile and continues the interview. ]

Rachel Stevens - You were the latest wrestler added into this Television Championship match, what are your thoughts on your opponents tonight?

[ Cody yanks the microphone off Rachel again and gives her a grin. ]

c4 - Wellll Rachel, I don't think much of my opponents. Dan Draven is nothing but a washed up wrestler who only got far in his career because he was pals with BrinK, who was the owner of the company Dan Draven wrestled for the majority of his career. He should have stayed retired, and I'll teach him that lesson tonight when he steps through those ropes and locks up with me. [Yawns] Who else is in that match?

[ Cody holds the microphone up to Rachel Stevens. She tries to take it but Cody has a good grip on it. ]

Rachel Stevens - Ethan Sto-

[ c4 takes the microphone away from Rachel before she can finish and smiles. ]

c4 - Nope, I'm in the drivers seat now doll. Ethan Storm ... let me see here ... hmmm ... he joins wrestling federations, never cuts any promos or shows up for public appearances, pretty much a worthless scum bag! Ethan wastes everyone's time by signing contracts and doing jack shit, hopefully this will be his last match in the EWA ... and then he'll be canned by Stone. Speaking of worthless scum bags, "The Indy Fed Legend" Shawn Carter will also have the pleasure of losing to me ... for what? The second time now in the past two weeks? Who was the one that broke your winning streak Carter? It was ME. After you got beat by me you decided to talk a whole lot more trash ... tonight its time to take out the trash, Carter ... and I'll be starting with YOU! Hey Rachel, I suppose you want your microphone back now?

[ Cody raises the mic to Rachel's lips. ]

Rachel Stevens - Yes please, I AM the person conducting this interv-

[ Cody pulls the mic away from Rachel another time, she now looks to be getting frustrated. ]

c4 - Well, your not doing a very good job at it! Last but not least we have Thurston Howell the third.

[ Rachel pulls the microphone towards her. ]

Rachel Stevens - He's now known as just "Howell."

[ c4 smacks Rachel's hands for her to get off the microphone. He starts to continue but before doing so he gives Rachel a dirty look. ]

c4 - I'm going to save Howell's beating for last because I'm going to enjoy it the most out of the three other competitors. I want to hurt Howell ... mainly because I was forced to sit through his ever so BORING ... interview where he went ON and ON about nothing! He needs to be shut up ... and he says I have a 'busted ass' career? I got news for ya buddy, its better than having no career at all ... rookie. Putting me into a coma with the Malicious Intent you say? Not if I get you first with Clearly Crippling because when c4 hits you, your world will be BLOWN apart!

[ Cody acts like he is going to hand Rachel the microphone but he drops it on purpose and laughs as she bends over and picks it up ... giving him the middle finger as he walks away. ]

Chris Myers - This next match is a LAST MAN STANDING MATCH, and is for the EWA Television Championship!

[ "Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)" by The Offspring blasts through the speakers... ]

Chris Myers - Introducing first... standing 6'2" and weighing in at 212 pounds, from Detroit, Michigan, "The Indy Fed Legend" Shawn Carter!

[ "The Indy Fed Legend" Shawn Carter steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring. ]

Vic Canon - "The Indy Fed Legend" Shawn Carter....

The Informer - Living in the EWA by reputation only!

Eddie Sensation - That'll be changed soon.

[ "Hey You" by Simon Says blasts through the speakers... ]

Chris Myers - Second... standing 6'5" and weighing in at 240 pounds, from Deep Ellum, Texas, Dan Draven!

[ Dan Draven steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring. ]

The Informer - And here's Dan Draven! He's been around in the business, and knows a thing or two.

Vic Canon - Some people think he's only got where he has because of his friendship with The Brink!

Eddie Sensation - Are you saying that that's what you think?

[ "Revelation" by D12 blasts through the speakers... ]

Chris Myers - Next... standing 6'2" and weighing in at 226 pounds, from Thousand Oaks, California, Ethan Storm!

[ Ethan Storm steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring. ]

The Informer - Here's Society-X member Ethan Storm!

Vic Canon - Another guy who hasn't shown his face in the EWA since he joined!

Eddie Sensation - Maybe he's shy Vic, like you were the first day you came in!

[ "Between Angels and Insects" by Papa Roach blasts through the speakers... ]

Chris Myers - Next... standing 6'4" and weighing in at 248 pounds, from Thunder Bay, Ontario, Canada, Howell!

[ Howell steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring. ]

The Informer - This man is dangerous! Howell has been with the EWA since day one, and he thinks it's about time he got a break in the business.

Vic Canon - He almost DIED last year, against Norwood. Remember that Eddie? You were cheering for a death statement from the hospital!

Eddie Sensation - QUIET! HE'S RIGHT HERE, HE MIGHT HEAR YOU!

[ "My Own Summer (Shove It)" by Deftones blasts through the speakers... ]

Chris Myers - Lastly... standing 6'6" and weighing in at 283 pounds, from Miami, Florida, "Crystal Clear" Cody Covington!

[ "Crystal Clear" Cody Covington steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring. ]

The Informer - And here comes Cody Covington! This man is a heavy favorite to win this match!

Vic Canon - LOOK OUT! THERE GOES SHAWN CARTER OVER THE TOP ROPE!

Eddie Sensation - Covington side stepped him! HA!! Mouth full of concrete for ya, "LEGEND"!

[ Ding, Ding, Ding! ]

The Informer - And there's the bell! Ethan Storm, Dan Draven and Howell are in the ring circling.

Vic Canon - LOOK OUT!!!!!!! CLEARLY CRIPPLING ON THE OUTSIDE!!! COVINGTON NAILED SHAWN CARTER WITH IT!!!

Eddie Sensation - People talk about his 7 day World Title Reign... well that was Shawn Carter's 7 second EWA Career!

The Informer - Covington rolls Shawn Carter into the ring, and follows him in. Howell, Draven and Storm do nothing but watch from opposite corners.

Vic Canon - Covington with the cover! 1..... 2..... 3!

Chris Myers - "The Indy Fed Legend" Shawn Carter has been eliminated!

Eddie Sensation - Go find a god damn indy fed, Mr. Legend.

The Informer - Easy there Eddie. And just like that, we're down to four!

Vic Canon - Howell and Ethan Storm lock up! Howell with a knee to the stomach, and a headlock!

Eddie Sensation - Dan Draven charges at Cody Covington.... C4 ducks a clothesline, and nails Draven with a dropkick! Draven quickly gets to his feet.

The Informer - T-Bone Suplex by Howell! Ethan Storm is down!

Vic Canon - Covington irish whips Draven to the ropes... Draven ducks a clothesline, and bounces off the ropes again.... Flying elbow to the head by Dan Draven!

Eddie Sensation - HOWELL HAS IT LOCKED ON!!! HE HAS IT!!

The Informer - MALICIOUS INTENT!!! STORM IS FADING! STORM TAPS!

Vic Canon - My god! Howell and Covington are quickly getting rid of what's unnecessary in this match!

Chris Myers - Ethan Storm has been eliminated!

Eddie Sensation - Dan Draven has Covington set up!

The Informer - One-arm DDT! Draven nailed him! And here comes Howell to join the party.

Vic Canon - Looks like Howell and Dan Draven are going to try and get rid of Cody Covington! They lift him to his feet... Double suplex! And how Howell is laying the boots to Covington as Dan Draven goes up top!

Eddie Sensation - Covington doesn't see it coming! LOOK OUT!

The Informer - BIG SPLASH OFF THE TOP ROPE BY DAN DRAVEN! He goes for the cover... 1.... 2....

Vic Canon - No! Covington kicks out. Howell lifts Covington to his feet, and throws him to the ropes.... Double Drop Kick by Howell and Draven!

Eddie Sensation - Covington won't last too long at this pace!

The Informer - Dan Draven picks up Covington... what's he doing? OH NO! LOOK OUT!!! WHAM!!!

Vic Canon - Schpamb Bomb!! He covers him... 1..... 2..... No! Covington kicks out again!

Eddie Sensation - Now look! They're going to the top rope!

The Informer - Howell and Draven have C4 perched on the top rope... They climb up... here comes a Vertical Suplex!

Vic Canon - LOOK OUT! DOUBLE VERTICAL SUPLEX FROM THE TOP ROPE!

Eddie Sensation - That might do it!

The Informer - They cover.... 1...... 2.......

Vic Canon - NO! Covington gets the shoulder up! But Howell is quick to get back on him.

Eddie Sensation - Howell's got him set up! Here comes!

The Informer - IMPLANT DDT! But Howell doesn't cover him! Instead, he picks up C4.... sets him up..... OUCH! Reverse Neckbreaker! Howell covers "Crystal Clear"...

Vic Canon - 1.... 2..... No! Covington kicks out AGAIN!

Eddie Sensation - Now what's Howell doing?

The Informer - He's calling for the Malicious Intent! This could be enough to but Covington away! Howell grabs him...

Vic Canon - NO! LOW BLOW by Covington! He grabs Howell by the neck, and throws him over the top rope!

Eddie Sensation - Draven is right behind Covington! LOOK OUT CODY!

The Informer - C4 turns, and ducks a Dan Draven clothesline attempt! Draven turns... Cody kicks him in the gut........ CLEARLY CRIPPLING!!!!! CLEARLY CRIPPLING!!!!!

Vic Canon - DRAVEN IS OUT COLD! COVINGTON COLLAPSES ON DRAVEN FOR THE COVER...... 1.......... 2.........

Eddie Sensation - 3!!!!!!!!

Chris Myers - Dan Draven has been eliminated!

The Informer - And then there were two!

Vic Canon - Cody Covington has taken a beating, and he's just laying on the mat gasping for air! Howell has just got up on the outside here infront of us, and is rolling into the ring!

Eddie Sensation - What's he going to do?!

The Informer - He covers Covington! 1..... 2..... No! Cody gets the shoulder up!

Vic Canon - Howell is slowly wearing down C4! He's doing a good job of it!

Eddie Sensation - Howell's got Cody's legs now... what's he up to?

The Informer - Oh no! INVERTED BOSTON CRAB! This might be the end of Cody Covington!

Vic Canon - Howell has it locked on! When it comes to submission moves, you don't screw around with Howell! He knows all the spots!

Eddie Sensation - Covington is screaming in pain! He's looking at the ropes, which are about 4 feet away!

The Informer - Covington takes a huge leap towards the ropes, cutting the distance in half! But at the same time, Howell doubles the pressure on Covington's legs!

Vic Canon - The ref is asking Cody if he wants to quit! Covington says no!

Eddie Sensation - Cody is reaching as far as he can for the ropes! He's only 1 foot away!

The Informer - Howell puts all the pressure he can but on Covington's legs!! Look at the bend in his legs guys! They look like they're going to snap right in half!

Vic Canon - Please no! I can't stand to see that!

Eddie Sensation - The crowd is cheering now! "COV-ING-TON! COV-ING-TON! COV-ING-TON!"

The Informer - They're getting louder and louder! AND HE'S GOT A HOLD OF THE ROPES! Howell breaks the hold!

Vic Canon - Howell stomps away at the legs of Cody Covington! C4 is rolling in pain!

Eddie Sensation - And there goes Howell, to the top rope!

The Informer - Howell is on the top rope, waiting for Covington and taunting the crowd! Cody is attempting to use the ropes to help him up to his feet.

Vic Canon - Cody is now on his knees, and he still has the crowd cheering behind him!

Eddie Sensation - And he's up! LOOK OUT!

The Informer - Howell jumps! WHAM!!!!! CODY NAILED HIM!! COVINGTON NAILED HOWELL WITH A DROP KICK RIGHT TO THE HEAD JUST AS HOWELL WAS ON HIS WAY DOWN!!!!

Vic Canon - WHAT IMPACT!

Eddie Sensation - And now BOTH MEN are down!

The Informer - The fans are going crazy! And the referee is starting his count!

Vic Canon - 1..... 2.....

Eddie Sensation - There's no signs of life in the ring!

The Informer - 3..... 4.....

Vic Canon - This match could go either way right now!

Eddie Sensation - 5.... 6.....

The Informer - Howell just moved his arm! We could have a new champion if Cody doesn't get up in time!

Vic Canon - 7.... 8....

Eddie Sensation - Howell is up, and leaning in the corner!

The Informer - 9.................

Vic Canon - And Cody makes it to one knee at 9.7!

Eddie Sensation - Cody is on his feet, stumbling around! LOOK OUT!

The Informer - HOWELL LOCKS ON MALICIOUS INTENT FROM BEHIND! CODY DIDN'T SEE IT COMING!

Vic Canon - NO! COVINGTON BACKS INTO THE CORNER AND KNOCKS HOWELL OFF OF HIM!!!!

Eddie Sensation - Covington stumbles out of the corner, and turns around!

The Informer - Howell charges at Covington..... KICK TO THE GUT........... CLEARLY CRIPPLING!!!!!!!!!!

Vic Canon - COVINGTON NAILED IT!!! BUT HE DOESN'T HAVE ENOUGH STRENGTH TO MAKE THE COVER!!! THEY'RE LAYING SIDE BY SIDE!!!!

Eddie Sensation - TURN OVER YOU MORON!!!

The Informer - COVINGTON HAS ONE ARM UP...... AND HE ROLLS ON TOP OF HOWELL!! THE COVER!!!!

Vic Canon - 1........... 2...............

Eddie Sensation - NO! HOWELL'S FOOT IS ON THE ROPE!!! HE GOT HIS FOOT ON THE ROPE!

The Informer - 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THERE'S THE BELL, CODY COVINGTON IS OUR NEW TV CHAMPION!

Chris Myers - Howell has been eliminated. Therefore, the winner of this match and NEW EWA Television Champion..... "CRYSTAL CLEAR" CODY COVINGTON!

WINNER: "Crystal Clear" Cody Covington w/ Clearly Crippling by Pinfall

Vic Canon - What the hell?! Howell had his foot on the rope! I saw it clearly!

Eddie Sensation - So did I!

The Informer - But the referee didn't see it, and that's all that matters boys!

Vic Canon - I'm sure we'll hear of this next week on Heat... What a piss off for Howell! He was STILL in the match!

Eddie Sensation - God damn EWA officials can't even do their jobs right!

The Informer - Cody Covington is our FIRST EVER TV Champion! Congratulations go out to him! We'll be right back folks!

[ You see Rob DiMarco standing backstage with IcE. ]

Rob DiMarco - Hello everybody, Rob DiMarco here with one of EWA's newer superstars, IcE. IcE, big match coming up here in just a few minutes... How do you feel?

[ The camera moves over to IcE who looks like he has blue blood coming from a cut in his forehead and it's running down his white background face paint. ]

IcE - How do I feel? I feel just a little bit nervous... I usually don't feel this nervous before going into a match since I've been doing this for almost eight years and have been doing big arenas for about a year and a half now... But it's a good type of nervous... It's the type of nervous that'll make me perform one hundred and ten percent even though just Saturday night at a DRWF show, I had my partner turn on me and leave me in the ring to get my ass kicked by my biggest enemy since The Ghost From Hell back from my earlier years of wrestling! But with my partner turning my back on me... It just got me even more pumped up to come out to this sold out EWA audience and kick the living shit out of these five other men for a title I've been wanting since I heard about the EWA... That'd be the EWA Extreme Championship!

Rob DiMarco - Now, like you said, you've been performing for almost eight years... You've held numerous Hardcore and Extreme Championships in your time... Is the EWA the one that you've been striving to get?

IcE - Shut up... JUST SHUT THE HELL UP, SEAN!!!

[ IcE hits himself in the head a few times as Rob looks at IcE in confusion. ]

IcE - There, damn Sean... Talking shit about me... But anywho, if I win this Extreme Title here tonight... It'd just mean the world to me. I mean, I've done a ton of stuff in my time like holding 32 World Titles, all of them in independent federations except for my last one from the DRWF. Y`know, there can only be one man that since this Six Way Match... I can just hope that it's me because winning the EWA Extreme Title would be on the top of my list of accomplishments. Sure, there's really no special stipulations in this match except that it's extreme but going up against five other men... Now that'll be something... Alls I gotta say is, Anton, Divine, Jacob, Bio-Hazard, and lastly Madman... The coldness is here and I think it's about time for me to become EWA Extreme Champion... See you chumps in the ring.

[ IcE walks off mumbling to himself as Rob looks on with a raised eyebrow. ]

Rachel Stevens - Ladies and Gentlemen I'm here backstage right before our Extreme Title match with one of the participants. Anton Bailey..what are your thoughts going into this grueling match?

Anton Bailey - My thoughts? Well I'm honestly looking forward to this match. I'm looking forward to going out there and winning the Extreme Title for the first time in my career. And I couldn't think of a better time to do it than on Tuesday Night Heat. You see Rachel on this very show is when I debuted in the EWA almost a year ago. And I plan on making another one of the greatest moments of my life happen once again on this show.

Rachel Stevens - I know you've talked about his earlier Anton, but in your mind who do you think are going to be your major competition in this matchup?

Anton Bailey - Well like I told Rob earlier..I feel that more than likely Divine and IcE will be my major competition and maybe Bio-Cide will give me a moderate challenge. But mainly I'm hoping that my old pal IcE will give me a little bit of a challenge tonight. I asked him yesterday to just bring all he's got into the match tonight and I'm hoping that's exactly what he'll do.

Rachel Stevens - Alright Anton..last question because you're about to go out to the ring. If you win this championship..do you think that you'll be able to rise to greatness like others who have held this belt?

Anton Bailey - I'm hoping so Rachel. I mean it'll be hard to fill the shoes of some of the men who have held this belt..like Tiki Tortez. But hopefully if I work my ass off and fight to the end in every match I'm in. Hopefully I can be put in the category with the greats who have held this title. But like I said it'll take some hard work and plenty of sweat. But it all starts now..

[ With those final words Anton leaves the interview area headed towards the ring. ]

[ Rob DiMarco stands backstage, right outside the mens' locker room. Bio-Hazard steps outside in his ring attire. Rob DiMarco can't help himself but to ask a few questions to the rising star... ]

Rob DiMarco - Bio-Hazard.

Bio-Hazard - Yeah...what do you want?

Rob DiMarco - Could I have a word with you for a moment?

Bio-Hazard - Uhm...yeah, go ahead shit face. I don't have anything to do for a while.

Rob DiMarco - Deal. Alright, the EWA has seen much smack coming from you the past week or so. How are you going to back that up with the likes of Serial Thrylla, Chandler, and other greats in this fine promotion?

Bio-Hazard - The same way I prove myself time and time again, DiMarco. By out witting, out smarting, and out wrestling my opposition. The extreme devision is truly something to be ashamed of, Rob, and I plan to make it great. Yes, great. Great as in the word this shit-filled promotion has heard NOTHING of.

Rob DiMarco - Strong words. Speaking of the extreme devision, you have a title match coming up tonight, and...

Bio-Hazard - Wow, aren't you Mr. Obvious.

Rob DiMarco - Don't start. Anyway, is there any sort of plan running through your mind on how to win.

Bio-Hazard - I don't need a freakin' plan to win you dumb fuck, all I need is a chance. And Tom Stone gave it to me, KNOWING that I was going to make this place great. KNOWING that the extreme devision would be weak with-out me. KNOWING, that I am the only superstar in the extreme devision worth giving air time! And I plan on returning the favor tonight, as I literally defeat the masses, defy the odds....and ANNIHILATE any and everything in my path!

Rob DiMarco - Only superstar? I think not. What about iCe? What about Divine?

Bio-Hazard - Hehe, yeah right. You call THEM superstars? I call them fuckheads. And tonight, Rob, I PROVE it!

[ Bio takes a sip from his bottled watter and walks down the hall-way. Tonight is Bio's night. And he plans on not letting anyone ruin it. ]

Chris Myers - This next match is an EXTREME MATCH, and is for the EWA Extreme Championship!

[ "Pulsate" by Paul Oakenfold blasts through the speakers... ]

Chris Myers - Introducing first... standing 6'8" and weighing in at 248 pounds, from Havre de Grace, Maryland, Madman!

[ Madman steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring. ]

The Informer - Is it just me, or is Madman not coming out here?

Vic Canon - Looks like he's not ready for this match tonight... so he stayed home!

Eddie Sensation - Right.... chicken shit.

[ "We Don't Die" by TiwZtid blasts through the speakers... ]

Chris Myers - Second... standing 6'1" and weighing in at 202 pounds, from Greenville, Maine, Jacob!

[ Jacob steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring. ]

The Informer - Here comes Jacob... A unique individual, to say the least.

Vic Canon - He's weird man... I think he scared Stone, and Tom was afraid to reject him from a job so he let him in...

Eddie Sensation - Maybe he'll scare off everyone else here tonight too!

[ "Voices" by Disturbed blasts through the speakers... ]

Chris Myers - Third... standing 5'11" and weighing in at 211 pounds, from Milbank, South Dakota, IcE!

[ IcE steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring. ]

The Informer - Here comes hardcore legend IcE! He's one of the favorites here tonight.

Vic Canon - IF he can get by Anton Bailey, his longtime friend!

Eddie Sensation - I want to see them go head to head!

[ "When Worlds Collide" by Powerman 5000 blasts through the speakers... ]

Chris Myers - Next... standing 6'3" and weighing in at 228 pounds, from Manhattan, New York, Bio-Hazard!

[ Bio-Hazard steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring. ]

The Informer - Here comes one hell of an aggressive man! I'd be afraid to let this guy near me!

Vic Canon - Damn right... this guys a bit too pissed off to be normal. I'm just waiting for him to explode here tonight!

Eddie Sensation - What are you talking about?! This guy is wicked! He's my favorite to win this match!

[ "When Doves Cry" by Prince blasts through the speakers... ]

Chris Myers - Next... standing 6'8" and weighing in at 335 pounds, from Hollywood, Divine!

[ Divine steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring. ]

The Informer - Oh boy..... It's Divine.....

Vic Canon - Tom Stone is shitting his pants right now! Never did Stone think he'd see Divine in an EWA ring again!

Eddie Sensation - HA! I love the games Divine plays with Stone! I love seeing Stone snap! Unless it's on me, of course...

[ "My Hero" by Foo Fighters blasts through the speakers... ]

Chris Myers - Lastly... standing 6'4" and weighing in at 240 pounds, from Tucson, Arizona, Anton Bailey!

[ Anton Bailey steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring. ]

The Informer - And here comes the heavy favorite, Anton Bailey!

Vic Canon - This match has lots of new yet impressive athletes in the EWA... lets see how they can manage in an EWA ring!

[ Ding, Ding, Ding! ]

Eddie Sensation - And there's the bell!

The Informer - We're already down to 5 guys, as Madman no-showed... so we've got an odd man somewhere.

Vic Canon - LOOK OUT!!!!! IcE just clotheslined Jacob out of the ring! Jacob landed hard on his head on the outside! And here comes IcE, right after him!

Eddie Sensation - Bio-Hazard just attacked Anton Bailey from behind! And Divine is just watching the action.

The Informer - WHAM!!!! ICE WITH A CHAIR ACROSS THE BACK OF JACOB!!!!

Vic Canon - IcE is looking for more weapons under the ring..... and he's got a table!

Eddie Sensation - Uh oh!

The Informer - Bio-Hazard nails a T-Bone Suplex on Anton Bailey! He quickly picks him up and throws him in the corner....... TORNADO DDT!!!

Vic Canon - Look out... Divine is getting into the picture. Bio-Hazard is delivering the kicks to Bailey.... UH OH!!!

Eddie Sensation - Divine just pinched Bio-Hazard's ass! HAHA!!!

The Informer - And Bio-Hazard has SNAPPED! He's nailing Divine with punches to the face! BIG CLOTHESLINE OVER THE TOP ROPE BY BIO-HAZARD!!!

Vic Canon - Bio-Hazard follows him to the outside!

Eddie Sensation - LOOK OUT!!!!!!!!

The Informer - DAMN!!!! ICE JUST BUT JACOB THROUGH THAT TABLE!!! JACOB IS OUT COLD!!!

Vic Canon - And now IcE is looking for more weapons under the ring! What the hell?? IcE just pulled out a huge clothing trunk!

Eddie Sensation - What the hell? Dont tell me he's going to try to use that!

The Informer - There's an unlocked lock on it too.... IcE removes the lock, and opens the trunk to see that it's empty!

Vic Canon - Check out the aisle way! Bio-Hazard and Divine are making their way to the back! Bio-Hazard has Divine by the hair, and is slamming his face into the guard rail as he walks by them!

Eddie Sensation - Dammit! We're not going to be able to see what Divine does to Bio-Hazard!

The Informer - We'll try and get a camera back there....

[ Bio-Hazard and Divine disappear behind the curtain. ]

Vic Canon - What the hell?!?! IcE is putting Jacob INSIDE the trunk!

Eddie Sensation - HAHAH!!! AND HE FITS!!!!

The Informer - IcE closes the trunk.... OH NO!! He's locking the trunk with Jacob inside it!!!!

Vic Canon - Here comes Anton Bailey on the outside... as IcE pulls out 2 baseball bats from under the ring!

Eddie Sensation - What the shit? IcE hands one to Anton Bailey! I thought they didn't like each other!

The Informer - GOOD GOD!!!! THOSE TWO MEN ARE BEATING ON THE TRUNK WITH BASEBALL BATS!!!!

Vic Canon - LOOK AT THOSE DENTS!!!

Eddie Sensation - Wait a minute... what does this beeping mean guys?

The Informer - It means we've got something backstage! Let's check it out!

[ We are brought to a view of a public womans washroom inside the New Orleans Arena. ]

Vic Canon - Bio-Hazard is trying to drown Divine!!! He's got his whole head under water in the toilet!!!!

Eddie Sensation - But look at Divine's face!!! He's smiling!! He must like the taste of urine-filled water!

The Informer - That's GROSS Eddie!

Vic Canon - Well there goes our camera feed... we'll try and follow Bio-Hazard and Divine whenever we can.

Eddie Sensation - IcE and Anton Bailey have lugged that trunk into the ring. It's now all dented up in the center of the ring.

The Informer - And now IcE and Bailey are signalling to the back for something... wait a minute... what the hell is that?!

Vic Canon - GOOD GOD!!! A HOOK IS BEING LOWERED FROM THE CEILING!!! DON'T TELL ME THEY'RE GOING TO HANG THAT THING!!!!

Eddie Sensation - HAHHAHAHA!!! THATS GREAT!!!!!!! Just keep in mind that this is all in good cause! Jacob is being reminded of small, dark, cold places like in a mental institute!!! HAHAH!!! JUST LIKE HOME, EH BUDDY?!?!

The Informer - You're sick Eddie! Anyway that hook has made its way all the way down now... and they're attaching the hook to the trunk!

Vic Canon - Now they're signalling to the back again, and it's being raised!

Eddie Sensation - This is GREAT!!! No wonder these two were friends, they think a like!!!!

The Informer - And now IcE and Bailey have baseball bats again.... GOOD GOD!!!!! THEY'RE BEATING ON THE TRUNK WHILE IT'S IN MID AIR!!!

Vic Canon - We've got backstage coverage again! Lets get to it!

[ Bio-Hazard and Divine are now in the parking lot. ]

Eddie Sensation - HOLY SHIT! EVERY WINDSHIELD IN THE PARKING LOT IS BROKEN!

The Informer - And look at how BLODDY Divine's face is! Let me remind you that Divine is 6'8", 335! He's no small man! Bio-Hazard is in full control of him!

Vic Canon - WHAM!!!! DIVINE'S FACE GOES THROUGH ANOTHER WINDSHIELD!!!!!

[ Static. The feed is cut off. ]

Eddie Sensation - DAMMIT! I WANT TO WATCH THAT ONE INSTEAD!!!

The Informer - Well folks, the trunk with Jacob inside it is now about 15-20 feet above the ring.... And he doesn't even know where the hell he is!

Vic Canon - IcE and Bailey don't know what to do next...

Eddie Sensation - LOOK OUT!!!!! WHAM!!!!!!!! BAILEY NAILS ICE WITH THE BASEBALL BAT!!!!!!!

The Informer - AND AGAIN!!!!!!! AGAIN!!!!!!! MY GOD!!!!! BAILEY WITH 3 CHEAP SHOTS!!!!!!!

Vic Canon - Smart move by Bailey! VERY SMART move!

Eddie Sensation - Now Bailey is trying to get IcE to his feet, and he does! Anton Bailey bounces off the ropes with baseball bat in hand........

The Informer - OUCH!!!!! BASEBALL BAT TO THE HEAD OF ICE!!!!! AND ICE TOPPLES TO THE MAT!!!!!

Vic Canon - Now Bailey is making his way to the outside, and he's looking under the ring! Oh shit! He's got a table!!

Eddie Sensation - Bailey throws the table in the ring, and rolls in with it. He picks up IcE, and sits him on the top rope!

The Informer - Look out guys... High risk move coming up! ...Bailey's got him hooked........ LOOK OUT!!!!!!!!!!1

Vic Canon - GERMAN SUPLEX OFF THE TOP ROPE!!!!! ICE LANDS HARD ON HIS BACK!!!!!!!!!!!

Eddie Sensation - PIN HIM YOU IDIOT!!!!!

The Informer - I can't believe Bailey won't go for the cover yet!

Vic Canon - It's probably because he knows IcE, and he knows it's going to take a lot more than this to beat him!

Eddie Sensation - Good point.

The Informer - Bailey just took out ANOTHER table from under the ring, and tossed it into the ring as well!

Vic Canon - Bailey rolls into the ring, and lifts IcE to his feet again! Bailey, once again, sits IcE up on the top rope! This time, IcE is facing the crowd.

Eddie Sensation - IcE is taking a beating here! I can't believe this!

The Informer - Bailey climbs up to the top rope... he sets up IcE.... LOOK OUT!!!!!

Vic Canon - CRUCIFIX POWERBOMB OFF THE TOP ROPE!!!! AND NOW BAILEY GOES FOR THE COVER!

Eddie Sensation - It's GOTTA be over!

The Informer - 1....... 2.........

Vic Canon - ...........NO!!! IcE KICKS OUT!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!

Eddie Sensation - Anton Bailey doesn't look surprised!

The Informer - Bailey quickly gets to his feet, and begins setting up the tables. He opens one up, and puts it directly infront of a corner.

Vic Canon - Bailey sets up the other one, and puts it on TOP of the first!

Eddie Sensation - Oh shit!

The Informer - But he's not done! Bailey is going to the outside!

Vic Canon - He's got a steel chair! Anton Bailey rolls into the ring, and places the chair between the 2 tables!

Eddie Sensation - You need that extra steel in there... HAHAHA!!!

The Informer - Bailey lifts IcE to his feet, and directs him towards the corner. Bailey lifts IcE in a Gorilla Press Slam!

Vic Canon - LOOK OUT!!

Eddie Sensation - No no no! He's just putting IcE on top of the two tables! He wouldn't ruin two tables and a chair with a Gorilla-god damn-Press Slam!

The Informer - Bailey climbs to the top rope... He's perched up there, and the fans are going wild!

Vic Canon - But he wants LOUDER! The fans are on their feet, and are cheering for Anton Bailey! HE JUMPS!!!!!!!

Eddie Sensation - LOOK OUT!!!!!!!!

The Informer - OH NO!!!!! ICE ROLLED OUT OF THE WAY, AND TOPPLED TO THE MAT AS ANTON BAILEY WENT THROUGH TWO TABLES AND A STEEL CHAIR!!!!!!!

Vic Canon - MY GOD! LOOK AT ALL THE WOOD EVERYWHERE!!!!

Eddie Sensation - BOTH GUYS ARE OUT COLD ON THE MAT!!!!

[ Blackout ]

The Informer - What the hell?!?!

Vic Canon - What now?!

[ Suddenly, the First EWA Press Conference is shown on pause on the EWA Big Screen. ]

Eddie Sensation - Hey! That's the Press Conference we were at, Informer!

The Informer - Yes Eddie, but what the hell is this all about?!

[ The tape begins to play. ]

Tom Stone – All titles will return to their owners before the EWA shut down. However, this will only take place if that individual re-joins the EWA. For example, The Regulators were the Tag Team Champions… but, they retired. So the Tag Team Titles will remain vacant UNLESS The Regulators come out of retirement, and re-join the EWA. The same thing goes for Eric Walther and the North American Title. It will also remain vacant unless Mr. Walther re-joins the EWA.

The Informer - Say Tuesday Night Heat goes on the air for maybe… oh, I don’t know… 3 weeks! If The Regulators join after the 3 weeks, do the titles return to them no questions asked?

Tom Stone – If the Titles are still Vacant, then YES. But if another Tag Team has won them, then The Regulators will have to start at the bottom like everyone else. Satisfied?

[ The tape is stopped. ]

Vic Canon - What the hell?

Eddie Sensation - What does The Regulators or Eric Walther have to do with any of this?

The Informer - Hell if I know! But someone better turn this god damn lights on! We're still in the dark, and Divine is in the god damn building!

Vic Canon - HAHA!!

[ We cut to a shot of Tom Stone's office where he is sitting at his desk fiddling through some paper work. Just then, Tom hears a knock at the door... ]

Tom Stone - Come on in.

[ A Fed-Ex employee walks in through the door with a small package... ]

Fed-Ex Employee - Good evening sir. I have a package here for a Mister Tom Stone.

Tom Stone - Yes, that would be me.

Fed-Ex Employee - Please sign right here, and here.

[ Tom begins to sign the documents with a very curious look on his face. He hands the Fed-Ex employee his clip-board and waits until he leaves the room to open the package. The package is a large yellow envelope with bubble wrap inside of it. Tom rips off the top, reaches inside the package and pulls out a LA PARKA mask... ]

The Informer - What in the world? Tom Stone has just recieved a La Parka mask via Fed-Ex?

Vic Canon - La Parka? What does La Parka have to do with anything?

Eddie Sensation - Ah, probably just some crazed fan sending in fan mail and trying to be funny.

[ Tom Stone looks at the mask and shrugs his shoulders for a moment. He then chuckles and tosses the mask into the garbage can ... ]

The Informer - Well, that was a complete waste of time. Let's get back to some real action, shall we?

[ Within the humid New Orleans Arena, the fans are warmly embracing the return of the EWA. It's been too damn long since they saw an event, and just too damn long since things have been shaken up, something they crave. But they always get what they want.... ]

[ Lights out. The EWA video screen flickers to life as words, written in gold bounce across the screen until it comes sharply into focus. ]

[ Thrylla and Chandler are standing alone, at their respective lockers. ]

Serial Thrylla - Damn, DiMarco or Stevens... I wonder if they're still bitter after what happened last summer, no hard feelings on my behalf.

Clayton Chandler - Good riddance, They oughta fear for their lives... But anyways, You ready?

Serial Thrylla - Hell yeah, you ready?

Clayton Chandler - Hell yeah... been awhile, hasn't it?

Serial Thrylla - Too damn long. What's your plan anyways?

Clayton Chandler - Well, last week, we foreclosed on David Fenichel and High Impact Wrestling. This week, we foreclose on The Regulators.

Serial Thrylla - I'm down with that. I respect Johnny and Ricky, they're family. But business is business, and their gonna get whacked... Fa Getta Bout It.

Clayton Chandler - Fa getta bout it..That's what I thought... So we've covered The Regulators, now what about the people?

Serial Thrylla - What about them?

Clayton Chandler - You ready to rip-ass on those poor bastards again?

Serial Thrylla - Uhhhh... Lets not worry about the people Chandler, lets just take care of some unfinished business, shall we?

Clayton Chandler - Lets roll.

[ Chandler and Thrylla bump fists as they walk out towards the arena. ]