[ The camera brings us to a shot of the EWA symbol, which quickly fades to black. We then see a montage of clips from the EWA's latest Pay Per View: Rival Schoolz. After a 2-3 minute video is show, the EWA Tuesday Night Heat: The Aftermath video is played. We are then brought to a shot of Rachel Stevens and Rob DiMarco sitting inside the EWA Studios in Toronto, Ontario, Canada... ]Rachel Stevens - Fans of the EWA... Welcome to Tuesday Night Heat: The Aftermath! Where for the next two hours, we'll be looking at the latest EWA Pay-Per-View extravaganza: Rival Schoolz! We'll hear from many of your favourite superstars, and show lots of clips that you didn't see!
Rob DiMarco - But you're forgetting one thing, Rachel! We're starting a new trend here on Aftermath, where we'll look at every event that happened last Sunday, and give you a summary of what happened.
Rachel Stevens - It should be great! Lets get this show started... what's first on the list Rob?
Rob DiMarco - First up, we've got some words from Misled Youth! Check it out!
Monday: 1 AM
Shortly after the PPV went off air...[ We see Misled Youth looking down towards the empty Reunion arena. We see that Youth is up on the catwalks above the ring. He is smoking a cigarette, wearing only black boots and sagging black cargo jeans revealing his boxer shorts. His midsection is taped up. The camera zooms in as he starts speaking. ]
Misled Youth - I had one hell of a fucking great time at Rival Schoolz. I think I put on a great match with Eric Walthers. Eric, congratulations on your win against me and El GiGante and becoming the new EWA North American Champion. I have much respect for you. You really fucked up my ribs and I have found out that we can go move for move, hold for hold, entertaining the fans. I'll gladly accept an offer to go against you again if you ever make one.
[ Misled Youth takes another long drag. He then sighs and puts the cigarette out on the railing. ]
Misled Youth - Except next time, I will give even more. I will take you out next time. Until then, if it happens, I am anxious to climb up in the rankings. So I will be waiting for a challenge. I prefer someone else in the North American title rankings but anyone will do. My plan on winning the tournament faltered and I kind of found myself without something to do for just abit. Big mistake. I just am anxious to put on one hell of a match, topping all my previous ones. Don't we all try that, though? Anyways, again Eric, congratulations.
[ Misled Youth walks away from the camera down the catwalk. ]
Rachel Stevens - And there you have it... some words from Misled Youth!
Rob DiMarco - As he said, Eric Walther defeated him at Rival Schoolz... but that was second on the card. The first match of the night was between El GiGante and 100 Percent! It was an EWA North American Title Tournament Match! Take a look at what happened...
The Informer - 100 Percent is sprawled out in the middle of the ring and GiGante goes to the top!!! GiGante nails a frog splash!!!
Eddie Sensation - You have him this time GiGante! Finish him! GiGante lays across 100 Percent for the count.......
Vic Canon - 1.....2..... no no no! 100 Percent kicks out.... and look at Cyndi DePalma!!
The Informer - She's distracting the ref!!! She's now on the apron showing the ref Lance King some skin!
Eddie Sensation - Damn I would love to be the ref right now!!!!
The Informer - Wait! Look!! Its Anthony DePalma running down to the ring with a chair... and the ref is distracted!!! Anthony enters the ring and charges 100 Percent...... WHAM!
Vic Canon - Anthony nailed 100 Percent with that steel chair!!!!!! Now look, Cyndi lets the ref go.
Eddie Sensation - GO GIGNATE!!!!!! WHAM!!!! And there it is, GiGante just nailed his finisher... Total Annihilation!
The Informer - And the cover...... 1.......2..........3!
Rachel Stevens - And just like that, El GiGante advances into the Finals. But what about Cyndi and Anthony De Palma? They fooled us all and made us beleive that Cyndi had left Anthony, for 100 Percent! But, as I said, we were all fooled! It was all in their plan, to eliminate 100 Percent from the tournament.
Rob DiMarco - Well, it worked! But both DePalma's should be looking out for 100 Percent... who knows what he's going to do for some revenge!
Rachel Stevens - We're just going to have to wait and see!
Rachel Stevens - Second on the card was Eric Walther taking on Misled Youth, in yet another EWA North American Title Tournament Match! Take a look at what happened there....
The Informer - And now Walther is getting up!
Vic Canon - But so is Misled Youth! Youth is using the ropes to get to his feet.... Walther is up, waiting for Youth to turn around! Misled Youth turns, and swings for a clothesline! Walther ducks... he turns, grabs Misled Youth, and lifts him in a powerbomb!
Eddie Sensation - POWERBO--No! Walther drops him in an Atomic Drop! And Misled Youth stumbles into the corner!
The Informer - Walther is measuring him up! Youth turns around, and stumbles towards Walther..... LOOK OUT!!!!
Vic Canon - WHAM!!!!! THE LAST SHOT!!!! WALTHER NAILED HIM WITH IT!!!!
Eddie Sensation - DAMN!!! THAT WAS ONE HELL OF A CLOTHESLINE!
The Informer - Walther goes for the cover! The ref counts.... 1..... 2..... 3!
Rob DiMarco - After an exciting match, Eric Walther advanced to the second round!
Rachel Stevens - So the match was made! El GiGante would take on Eric Walther later on in the show!
Rob DiMarco - We'll get to that a little later... but first, we must take a commercial break! We'll be right back fans!
[ The EWA Video Wall goes black. A series of commercials of EWA sponcers are shown. ]
Rachel Stevens - Welcome back to The Aftermath fans!
Rob DiMarco - Next up on the Pay Per View, was a backstage interview. The Paparazzi were secretly talking about their plans to take out Lorenzo Hayes, but Hayes was listening to it all!
Rachel Stevens - Hayes ruined their little party, and took out ALL FOUR members of The Paparazzi!
Rob DiMarco - He then took a picture, and left the Paparazzi out cold while he prepared for his match with Don Michaels!
Rachel Stevens - And that would proove to be a great match! But before we get to that, we're going to show you some footage recorded yesterday, at a House Show! Check it out.
At Yesterday's House Show... [ We are brought to a shot of someone's locker room door. We have no clue whos locker room it is. But, there's a note on the door. The camera zooms in to read it... ]
Good evening, friend, I wish I could be there with you near my hometown right now, but I'm locked up in some cell back in Dallas thanks to you boys. Hey, no hard feelings though, eh? You know, you guys are really an admirable bunch. You guys are so over in this federation. You're everything a newbie like myself could dream of being. You're an inspiration. Point being here, I was talking to Tom Stone today and he told me that the only way that I could get in to this federation is by beating one of the best in this fed in an "In-or-Out" match, meaning if I win, I'm in, if I lose, I'm out. Now, seeing as you guys claim to be the best, I figure why not start at the top, right? So, what I'd like to do is have a match with you, reader, on the next Heat to determine whether I'm EWA material or not. I know that you, being a member of the most elite group in wrestling today, would not turn down a challenge from somebody as inexperienced as myself, so I guess I'll see you a week from today.
Looking forward to a mat lesson,
"Krowned Prince of XXXtreme" Kurt Poser[ The camera fades to black... ]
Rachel Stevens - Wait a minute Rob... I'm confused... who's locker room was that on?
Rob DiMarco - I dont know! Nobody does! I guess we're going to have to wait until Heat to find out who Poser's opponent will be!
Rachel Stevens - Oh, I get it now... Well, we've got to take a quick break... we'll be right back!
[ The EWA Video Wall goes black. A series of commercials of EWA sponcers are shown. ]
Recorded Earlier... [ The EWA screen wall is shown, and fades to black. Seconds later it fades in, showing a window with the curtains shut, but open and wind fighting its way in the room. A television is on, and it's playing a match from last Sunday's "Rival Schoolz." It's tuned up loud, and is echoing across the small dark room. ]
The Informer - Madman's got a box of candybars, and sneaking up behind Creed!
Vic Canon - WHAM! HA! Creed just got layed out with a box of Twix!!
The Informer - And now Madman's opening one up and taking a bite out of it! Madman stomps Creed in his side and lower back!!
Eddie Sensation - Creed grabs Madmans leg and pushes him into the counter!
Vic Canon - OOH! He just slammed the back of his head against the cigarette rack!! And they're falling everywhere as well!!
Eddie Sensation - Damn! Imagine if you had to clean this place up afterwards!
The Informer - Wham! Creed dropkicks Madman over the counter, and onto the floor!
Vic Canon - Creed climbs ontop of the counter... and DROPS an elbow! Ouch!
[ The television pauses and the camera makes it's way to it. Madman is frozen with his legs in the air and Creed climbing off him. ]
Madman - I thought I had the job done...
[ Fast forwards the tape to later in the match. ]
The Informer - And now Madman's back out of the washroom... It looks like he rinsed his face off.
Eddie Sensation - Now Madman has a lead pipe! Look out!
The Informer - WHAM! He nailed Creed across the back with the pipe!!! And now he's taunting him!
Madman - See what you've done to yourself!? GET UP!!!
Eddie Sensation - Just stop your bitching and crack him open! Get this sorry match over with!! I'm tired of watching TV!! I want live action!
[ Pause. The camera focuses on a red faced Madman, dripping wet with slushy and gasoline. ]
Madman - I thought I knew it all...
[ Fast forwards..skips, rewinds and plays. ]
The Informer - OOH MY GOODNESS!!!! OUT GOES CREED THROUGH THE FRONT WINDOW!!!! GLASS IS FLYING EVERYWHERE!!
Eddie Sensation - It's got to be over now! Creed has to be cut somewhere!
[ Pause. ]
Madman - I thought I had it made... He was torn to pieces, and bleeding... As was I. But could anybody tell? No... So why stop the war?
[ Rewinds to the first "wash down" incident. ]
The Informer - Now they're BOTH drenched in gas! They better hope no fire gets involved!
Vic Canon - Yeah... If anybody lights a match, it'll be Civil War 2000!!!
[ Pause. ]
Madman - War? What war? Is there anything that can be justified as war? Bitter hatred for one another, battling for power, emotions first, business second... Is this war?
[ The camera then turns away from the TV, and spots Matt laying in a hospital bed all taped up. His face has galls on one of his cheeks, and his neck has a brace on it, but it is not tightened up, just hanging. His hair is shaved down, almost like a skinhead, yet no stitches appear to be seen on his skull. He sits up in the bed and pulls the sheet down past his waist. He's wearing regular clothes..summer clothes. ]
Madman - War is a passion... War is a desire, a desire to satisfy one's needs in order to maintain a safe and healthy living, but using violence and bloodshed to construct it. War isn't an individual versus society, or any form of American literature, nor is it a thin line between love and hate.
Madman - Where am I going with this? Re-cap a little bit of this and think. Then... Maybe you'll discover where I'm going.
[ He clicks the remote, and the match starts up again, playing from start to about half way before pausing again. ]
Madman - Sill confused? Figures... Everyone calls this bad blood, containing Jonathan Creed and I being the bad in place of the blood. They, along with half of the other EWA roster are considered at war. This isn't a fucking war. This isn't fucking business. And this damn sure isn't fucking ratings for Tom Stone's skimpy ass...
Madman - If this is considered war... then why isn't war an everyday thing? Everyday, people kill each other over money, sex tabs, drugs... and for the habit just to kill. Grudge or no grudge. War? People get in accidents and die everyday. Somebody loses a leg or an arm, their eyes get sucked out of their head because of radiation poisoning, or they fucked up chemical research experiments. War? Accidental war? Everyday is a war, a world war. It is world wide... Everywhere casualties occur. Is war considered backstabbing and riddling your way out? Such as Nomad leaving Thrylla for defeat? Chandler cheating Thorn out of winning EWA's world title? Or is it just as Madman kicking Creed's ass until he felt like giving it up? I choose choice number three.
[ He shifts over in the bed and gets out, walking over to the window. He opens the curtain and shows a cloudy dark grey sky, ready to rain, and very windy and cold. He sits by it and scratches the galls on his cheek. ]
Madman - What Creed and I have is not anything to war... In general. We have a strong disliking towards each other, and find that the only way to see the upside of it, is to beat each other's brains out. Bitter rivalry. Death lust.. Whatever the fuck you want to call it... But not war. You all know the history between us, as short as it is. I came, I played games, manipulated and got what I wanted, made him feel good about himself, and kicked his ass at the end. Need I say more?
Madman - Jonathan Creed... Trainer of the lost Wildman, son of a mafia member, so called expert in every aspect of wrestling. Bullshit. You're a phony that gathered more food than you could eat. You made a law, and broke it yourself. You are no law. You are a fake. Your words are lies, not law. And no, I will not shut the fuck up. Not until I have all that I have to say finished with...
Madman - You've always been saying that I'm the baby of this relationship, and you're the father that has to disepline it. If that's the case, why is it that last Sunday, it was supposed to end this rivalry, or should I say... Jealousy? Why is it that you've wanted nothing from me except for that one night on Heat? Sure, I didn't let you go... But you never put up a fight to get away. You were an easy target... From the start! And finally, you agree'd that Sunday was to prove who was the best man, and who had the right to talk, for anything! Then.. I destroy you and humiliate you AGAIN! And.. And now, all I hear is that you want another ONE LAST MATCH for Heat next week!? Are you really fucking nuts!? I'm not even that crazy!
Madman - Your answer.... NO. I just proved to you twice that I can beat you at your own game! What more must I do? I am done with you. I'm finished. No more. F-I-N-I-S-H-E-D!! Understand? I've shown the world that I am better than you, and I have a right to run my mouth... BECAUSE I CAN BACK IT UP!! You are a fucking sore sport! As professional as you call yourself, and all the bitching you are doing now... how the fuck does that shit add up?! I'm begging you to fucking tell me...
[ He looks out the window and watches rain begin to pour down. ]
Madman - [still looking out] Now, you want me to let you have another shot. Another shot at what? There's nothing to go for. You lost your chance, and can't face the fact that YOU FUCKED UP!! Get over it. It's time for YOU to grow up, and move the fuck on. You should feel happy with what you accomplished in this short amount of time. You're the first person EVER to make me submit a match. You're the first peron in the EWA I've had an official match with, giving me my first loss on my debut match. That's embarrassing to me. Happy? Be happy. You got a hardcore match a few weeks ago, and I beat you. Later, you jump me as I try to go back home to visit my wife and kid! Professional? Poor sportsmanship my friend... And then, just on Sunday, you HAD to cry about getting a first blood stipulation. I gave it to you, with even a bonus. Yet you still blew it!! YOU... FUCKED... UP!!
Madman - It's time you mature into a man as the kid you are, and move along onto something else. You can't go onto bigger and better things, because you can't even get past me, and I'm at the bottom of the ocean. So what now? Where does that lead you? Leaves you in the middle of nowhere, just as you belong...
[ He turns away from window and faces the camera. ]
Madman - If this was a war, I would have won. You would have lost, and already planned a strategy to pay me back, just as you have already tried. You're like the German's at the end of World War I. You lost, and won't give up. And by comparing you to that, I know for a fact that you will again try to get revenge on the man who ruined you. It's already been shown, as I just said a few fucking moments ago.
Madman - But what does this have to do with war? Nothing. If it was war I would've killed you, and felt sorry and sick to my stomach because you're the first of my many victims. But I didn't kill you. I'm not as Mad as I can... No... Should be. I left you to deal with your own problems, and settle it your own way. I've done my work when it comes to you... So, I am finished, and ready for my next victim. Who is that next victim? The next chemical to batter the body and boil the blood? Who knows. But it certainly.... Isn't you.
[ He closes the curtains and window as the rain begins to flow inside the hospital room. Madman gets up, turns off the television, pulls the tape out and throws it in his bag under the bed, puts his shoes on, and walks out to go elsewhere... ]
Rachel Stevens - And those were Madman's comments on his match with Jonathan Creed! As you probably know, Madman won that match... due to the First Blood stipulation!
Rob DiMarco - Right. The 4th match on the Pay Per View was a special "Loser Wins" Match! Here's the stipulations of this match....
The Informer - Well fans, this one is pretty confusing... so lets try and figure this out....
Vic Canon - Fallen Angel thinks Zed is better than him.... and Zed thinks Fallen Angel is better than him!
Eddie Sensation - So, they both think that they suck... and that their opponent is better.
The Informer - Exactly. If Zed gets the win, then Fallen Angel is declared "better than Zed", which is what Zed wants. So, by Zed getting the win, he gets what he wants!
Vic Canon - And if Fallen Angel gets the win, then Zed is declared "better than Fallen Angel", which is what Fallen Angel wants, this way Zed will stop complementing him. So, by Fallen Angel winning, he gets what HE wants!
Eddie Sensation - This is pretty basic if you ask me...
Rachel Stevens - The stipulations may have been basic, but the match was nothing but ACTION ACTION ACTION! Take a look at how this one ended!
The Informer - Zed lifts Fallen Angel back to his feet... Fallen Angel punches him in the gut twice! Zed kicks him in the stomach, and lifts him...... WHAM!!! BRAINBUSTER!!! Zed goes for the cover again! The ref counts.... 1...... 2........ OOH!!! Fallen Angel gets out AGAIN! Thats three or four close calls that Fallen Angel got out of!
Vic Canon - And Zed agree's! He thinks the match should have been over a long time ago! Now Zed is calling for his big move, The Unforgiven! He picks up Fallen Angel, and sets him up for it! He lifts him!
Eddie Sensation - No! Fallen Angel punches him in the face 3 or 4 times, and Zed drops him to his feet.
The Informer - Fallen Angel kicks him in the gut, and lifts him! POWERBOMB!!!! HE NAILED IT!!!! But he's not going for the cover! Fallen Angel is standing over the body of Zed, taunting him!
Vic Canon - Now Fallen Angel is picking up Zed to his feet... but Zed cant even stand! He just collapsed back down to the mat! Fallen Angel trys to pick him up again.... but Zed plops back down to the mat!
Eddie Sensation - Angel is dragging him to the corner, setting him up for some move off the top rope!
The Informer - Fallen Angel climbs the tournbuckle... and taunts the crowd! He continues to climb, and stands on the top rope, with his back to the ring!
Vic Canon - Hey, look!! Zed is up! He grabs Fallen Angel.... UNFORGIVEN OFF THE TOP ROPE!!!!!!!! UNFORGIVEN!!!!!!
Eddie Sensation - NO!!!!!!! FALLEN ANGEL REVERSED IT!!!!
The Informer - FALLEN ANGEL ROLLED BACKWARDS OVER ZED'S BACK, AND NAILED HIM WITH A DDT OFF THE TOP ROPE!!!!! ZED IS OUT COLD IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!!!!!
Vic Canon - And now Fallen Angel is back up, going to the top rope again! This time he gets up there, and balances himself...... LOOK OUT!!!!
Eddie Sensation - WHAM!!!!
The Informer - SIX FEET UNDER!!!!! FALLEN ANGEL NAILED IT!!!! HE GOES FOR THE COVER.... THE REF COUNTS..... 1...... 2......... NO!!!!!!!!
Vic Canon - ZED'S FOOT IS ON THE BOTTOM ROPE!!!!!!! FALLEN ANGEL IS PISSED!!!!
Eddie Sensation - Fallen Angel is now dragging him into the middle of the ring... he goes for the cover again!
The Informer - The ref counts.... 1......... 2.......... 3!!!!!!!
Rob DiMarco - Wow! That was one great match!
Rachel Stevens - Sure was! And now Fallen Angel got his way... and Zed is now officially BETTER than him!
Rob DiMarco - Ha! Those two need some help if you ask me... anyway, here's some more footage from yesterday's House Show!
At Yesterday's House Show... [ The scene fades in to the sold out arena for Tuesday Night Aftermath. The fans are restless as they wait for the next segment on this already exciting show. Loud chants are heard for "EWA...EWA...EWA" and many other's supporting their favorite wrestlers. Suddenly the lights go out, the fans begin to cheer. Moments later the lights begin to flicker and suddenly go blank. The jumbo-tron lights up as numbers are seen and voices can be heard. ]
..::3::.. When they said it couldn't be done...we did it ..::2::.. When they said she couldn't be done...we did her ..::1::.. When they said our society sucked...we made our own ..::0::.. Now you're FUCKED .......beep...... Pause BOOM [ The crowd erupts in boos as Society X comes down the aisle with huge smiles on their faces. "Tricky" Tiki Tortez leads in front as the two recently dubbed SUPERSTARS, Ethan Storm and Christian Sein follow closely behind. The three of them step in the ring as "Tricky" Tiki Tortez grabs a mic. ]
"Tricky" Tiki Tortez - What's up Texas!!!
[ Crowd doesn't give one of those full-out replies. ]
"Tricky" Tiki Tortez - Ah, who gives a damn, you are all just a bunch of friggen morons anyway.
[ Boos begin to pour from the crowd. ]
"Tricky" Tiki Tortez - I bet you are all wondering just what exactly is going down tonight. I know you are on the edge of your seats waiting for Society X's next move. Now, now, now, we came here tonight to do just that. Tonight we have a surprise for all of you. You see...as time progresses people begin getting anxious to see what happens and tonight, your nervous anxiety is gone.
[ Pause ]
"Tricky" Tiki Tortez - For a few weeks, Society X was formed and took control of the Extreme Division and the tag-team division, now it is your turn to pay attention and listen up. Society X is moving on up...
Ethan Storm - Yes it is...the expansion is here boys and girls, and guess what, y'all got front row seats to the new version of the EWA, and the era that is gonna kick ass!
Christian Sein - So without any further ado, I say we welcome member #1!!
[ Pause ]
"Tricky" Tiki Tortez - That's a great idea. Ladies and gentlemen...I give you...
[ "Gone" by Segression hits the speakers. The fans give a loud array of boos as the man they like to call, Fallen Angel walks down the aisle. Tiki Tortez properly introduces him. ]
"Tricky" Tiki Tortez - I bring you...FALLEN ANGEL!
[ The crowd boos as Fallen Angel steps in the ring and shakes the hands of all the members of Society X. ]
"Tricky" Tiki Tortez - Welcome...to Society X.
Fallen Angel - As the newest member of Society X, I would like to announce that ANYONE who gets in my or anyone else here's way...is going to have a shitload of pain to deal with.
"Tricky" Tiki Tortez - Amen to that.
[ Pause ]
"Tricky" Tiki Tortez - But Society X isn't done yet...we have even more surprises for you tonight. To be exact we have two surprises.
Ethan Storm - Um, what are they?
"Tricky" Tiki Tortez - Shut up, I am doing a speech.
Ethan Storm - Hey man, I'm just bringing up conversation!
"Tricky" Tiki Tortez - And that's during the middle of my speech!
Ethan Storm - Oh...ok, proceed.
"Tricky" Tiki Tortez - As I was saying...we have two more surprises for you folks tonight. Sure, you aren't going to like them, but who gives a damn, they are our surprises, this is our society, and you guys are just gonna have to deal!
[ Pause ]
"Tricky" Tiki Tortez - So fuck everyone and listen up. The two newest members to Society X are...
[ The lights fade to darkness. The fans give out boos, even though they don't know who is about to step out. Moments later out comes Chris Jericho and WaR CrYmE, the only two remaining members of Fu Man Crew. The two of them hop in the ring and stand in front of Tiki Tortez. ]
"Tricky" Tiki Tortez - [To Jericho and WaR CrYmE] What the hell are you two doing here?
Chris Jericho - What's it to you!!?!?!
"Tricky" Tiki Tortez - I was just wondering what the f*ck you are doing on Society X turf?!
Chris Jericho - We're just joining the party.
"Tricky" Tiki Tortez - That's what I thought...welcome to Society X!
Chris Jericho - Ah, the bountiful pleasures of being a part of the up and coming stable of 2000. I would like to send my personal thanks to myself for allowing the leader of Fu Man Crew, myself, to be in such a stable.
"Tricky" Tiki Tortez - Um...what?
Chris Jericho - I said it's great to be here.
"Tricky" Tiki Tortez - Oh, gotcha...now, is the EWA ready for the revolution?
Christian Sein - Actually, the revolution began a while back, these three guys are just adding to the fun.
"Tricky" Tiki Tortez - Oh yeah, is the EWA ready for the extension of the revolution! I didn't think so...and that is why this revolution is going to be so hot. The EWA better prepare for the worst because this is the revolution of a life-time. The New Resistance doesn't mean jack-shit when compared to us.
[ Pause ]
"Tricky" Tiki Tortez - This stable is as tight as a high school freshman's ass before Divine steps into town. And we all know what happened to Divine when he tried that shit on me...[makes a thud noise] His face hit the mat, and that's that.
[ Pause ]
"Tricky" Tiki Tortez - So, I'll spare you with the details, but tonight is the beginning of an era that shall never be forgotten. For we are Society X...YOUR NEW DAMN SOCIETY, LIVE BY OUR RULES!
[ Pause ]
[ Tiki shakes the hands of the new members as they pose for shots in the ring. The crowd boos during the whole show. They shrug it off smiling, and leave the ring to yet another chorus of boos. ]
Rachel Stevens - WOW! There you have it! A BRAND NEW Society X!
Rob DiMarco - But that's not all we'll see from Tiki Tortez! We've got more recorded tape of him... but that's later!
Rachel Stevens - Right now, we're going to take a look at the Lorenzo Hayes vs. Don Michaels Match! Check it out.
Vic Canon - Maybe Eddie; but maybe not. Michaels staggers to his feet, but Hayes is perched on the tope rope waiting for him. Michaels turns to face Hayes just in time for a Missile dropkick to the chest, and Michaels is down again. Hayes drags Michaels to his feet..brain buster!! Michaels is down again! Michaels rolls out of the ring. But Hayes is coming out after him!
Eddie Sensation - Look out behind you $uperstar!
The Informer - Too late Eddie! Hayes just plastered Michaels with a hard right to the jaw, and now Michaels is sprawled out over the French announce table!
Vic Canon - Here comes Hayes...grabs Michaels by the waist...GUT WRENCH POWER BOMB THROUGH THE FRENCH ANNOUNE TABLE!
Eddie Sensation - There goes Paris! Tom Stone is going to be furious!
[ Fast forward...... ]
Vic Canon - Now Michaels clearly has the advantage look at that arrogant smirk on his face. He circles the stunned Lorenzo Hayes, trying to recover from the brutal beating he has suffered so far. Now Michaels savagely kicks at Lorenzo Hayes right kneecap again and again and again!
Eddie Sensation - HA! What strategy by Don Michaels! Hayes can't fight if he can't stand!
Vic Canon - Michaels now runs into the ropes, bounce off, and drop kicks Hayes' right knee! Hayes has got to be in pain how can he even stand?
Eddie Sensation - Well he won't be standing for long because here comes Don Michaels again!
Vic Canon - Michaels with another savage drop kick to the knee, and this time Hayes collapses. Michaels quickly gets on top of Hayes and begins choking him!
The Informer - Come one ref that's a blatant chokehold!
[ Fast forward...... ]
Vic Canon - Michaels drops down on Hayes' leg again, and now Hayes is writhing in agony. Michaels lifts Hayes to his feet, scoops him up and into a knee breaker, but that's not enough, he lifts him up and delivers another knee breaker.
The Informer - Michaels is like a shark that smells blood, completely merciless.
Vic Canon - Now Michaels walks Hayes over to a corner, and rams his head into the top turnbuckle.
The Informer - Just look at Michaels face, he's enjoying this!
Eddie Sensation - Of course he is, who wouldn't enjoy destroying a scene stealing pretty boy like Lorenzo Hayes!
[ Fast forward...... ]
Don Michaels - Look at him! Look at him Toto, your man, your $tallion of Showbiz crawling around the ring like a worm!
The Informer - Somehow Hayes is back on his feet!
Don Michaels - Now Dominique, if you get on your knees and beg, I might not end Lorenzo's career tonight. In fact, I'll only give him the beating of his life. So just imagine that you were alone with me in the locker room and get Dominique get down on your knees! I know you want to.
The Informer - Hayes is pissed!
Vic Canon - Hayes spins Michaels around.. single arm slam by Hayes!
Eddie Sensation - But Hayes is still hobbling around the ring, Michaels has done some serious damage to that leg!
Vic Canon - Michaels is up but he's a little stunned, and Hayes nails him with a right, Michaels fires back with one of his own, and now the two men are exchanging blows in the middle of the ring!
[ Fast forward...... ]
Vic Canon - Michaels kicks Hayes' injured knee, and Hayes collapses!
Eddie Sensation - Hayes just can't compare with The $uperstar's experience or in ring ability!
Vic Canon - Michaels is climbing to the top rope, and now he's waiting for Hayes to get to his feet.
Eddie Sensation - Come one $uperstar, we want to see it!
Vic Canon - Hayes is to his feet, Michaels leaps from the top rope.. DIRECTORS CUT!!!!!
[ Fast forward...... ]
The Informer - I think I know what's coming now.it's THE RISE OF THE RATINGS!
Eddie Sensation - But Michaels rolled out of the way!
Vic Canon - Hayes is hurt, Michaels capitalizes immediately and drags him to the center of the ring and slaps on a figure four leg-lock!
Eddie Sensation - He's really got it synched in tight too!
Vic Canon - Hayes is in agony; I don't know how much more he can take!
The Informer - The ref is asking if Hayes wants to surrender but Hayes gives an emphatic NO!
[ Fast forward...... ]
Eddie Sensation - Lorenzo climbs up to the top rope; he leaps off and nails a swan dive Sinton bomb!
The Informer - WHAT A MOVE BY LORENZO HAYES!
Vic Canon - Lorenzo goes for the cover 1.. 2.. And Don Michaels just barely kicks out!
[ Fast forward...... ]
The Informer - Lorenzo throws Michaels to the ropes, Michaels comes flying off, kick to the gut by Lorenzo!
Vic Canon - He's got Don Michaels in the position to nail "ShowTime" here he goes!
Eddie Sensation - No it's a low blow by Don Michaels and THE AUTOGRAPH!! THE AUTOGRAPH!!!
The Informer - Don Michaels just hit The Autograph and he's going for the pin!
Vic Canon - 1.. 2.. KICK OUT!!!!!
Eddie Sensation - NO, NO! GOD DAMMIT! JUST GIVE UP LORENZO!
[ Fast forward...... ]
Vic Canon - Don goes for the double axe handle, but no Lorenzo punches Don Michaels right in the gut! SHOWTIME SHOWTIME SHOWTIME!!! Go for the pin!
Eddie Sensation - He isn't going for the cover! Theirs an inexperienced mistake by Lorenzo Hayes! Wait a minute Lorenzo is calling for ShowTime off of the top ropes, listen to the crowd!
[ Fast forward...... ]
The Informer - Left and rights by Don Michaels, the two are still on the top rope!
Eddie Sensation - Come on Don! Go for his knee!
The Informer - Don has the advantage now, look how tired these two guys are! Don has reversed it and is going for another "$uperplex"!
Vic Canon - Here he goes, but no Lorenzo is holding onto the rope with his foot! Don Michaels is still trying but Lorenzo will not budge!
Eddie Sensation - Get down Don, you could get hurt!
The Informer - What a battle on the top rope! Somebody is definitely going to get hurt here!
Vic Canon - Don Michaels is screaming insanities, as Lorenzo just will not move! Wait a minute Lorenzo Hayes is throwing rights into the stomach of Michaels, and Lorenzo just swung around in a 180 degrees angle! SHOWTIME!!!! SHOWTIME!!!! SHOWTIME!!!! OFF THE TOP ROPE!
The Informer - The referee counts!
Vic Canon - 1.. 2.. 3!
Rob DiMarco - 1 word Rachel.....
Rachel Stevens - Ok??
Rob DiMarco - WOW! WHAT A MATCH! Those two men put on a GREAT show!
Rachel Stevens - And Lorenzo Hayes went from the Student, to the Teacher! What an accomplishment!
Rob DiMarco - We'll be right back fans!
[ The EWA Video Wall goes black. A series of commercials of EWA sponcers are shown. ]
Rachel Stevens - Welcome back to Heat fans! And right after that Don Michaels / Lorenzo Hayes match.... Da BJ Boyz presented Tom Stone with "The Ten Demandments"!!!! Check this out!
[ Stone snatches the piece of paper out of the mans hand and starts to read it aloud... ]
Tom Stone - "The Ten Demandments. Number One, Though shall not discriminate. Number Two, Though shall not hire a crooked staff. Number Three, though shall not be biased. Number Four, Though shall not SCREW people over. Number Five, Though shall not make ten demandments ... five is enough. Okay Tom, you took our tag titles away from us, now we will take your office away from you. We will NEVER wrestle in an EWA ring ever AGAIN, unless there is another OFFICIAL EWA referee that is African American, a special announce team that only speak in ebonics, at least three concession stands where you can buy Watermelon slices and a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken, and a quarter of the roster must change their theme music to HIP HOP. If you can't meet all of the preceeding demands ... we will continue to TAKE from you. That is all. Love Always, The Kress Bros."
[ Tom Stone's face turns a dark red color. He crumples the paper up and throws it to the ground ... stomping off somewhere ... ]
Rob DiMarco - HA!!! Stone is PISSED!!!!!
Rachel Stevens - He sure was! And you'll see what he does later on in the night!
Rob DiMarco - Right. But next on the card, was El GiGante against Eric Walther for the EWA North American Title!
The Informer - "The Rifleman" Eric Walther is going right back to work! He picks up GiGante, and applies a Bear Hug!
Vic Canon - Uh oh! Walther has been out-powering GiGante the whole match... this could be it for El GiGante!
Eddie Sensation - Look at Walther squeeze down on that dirty mexican! This is what Walther had to do in the Navy you know.... he had to catch immigrants from crossing the border!!! HAHAHA!!!!
The Informer - Watch it Eddie.... we're live in Mexico, you know.... And Walther still has it applied! Squeezing harder and harder with every second that goes by!
[ Fast forward...... ]
Eddie Sensation - OOOOOH!!!!!!! THAT DID IT!!!!! KNEE TO THE NUTS!!!!!
The Informer - MY GOD! Walther let go of GiGante IMMIDIATLY after that shot! That's GOT to hurt!
Vic Canon - And now GiGante is stumbling around, trying to catch his breath! He kicks Walther in the shoulder! And kicks him again!
Eddie Sensation - Walther goes down to the mat! El GiGante lifts him to his feet..... WHAM! JUMPING DDT!!!! GIGANTE NAILED IT!!!
The Informer - He goes for the cover, the ref counts...... 1...... 2......
Vic Canon - NO! Walther got out just in time!
[ Fast forward...... ]
The Informer - GiGante lifts Walther to his feet again.... WHAM! Fisherman Buster! And now GiGante is signaling to the crowd for the end!
Vic Canon - He's calling for "Total Annihilation"! And we saw what it did to 100 Percent earlier tonight!
Eddie Sensation - El GiGante lifts Eric Walther to his feet... he grabs Walther's neck and gets him in position.... he runs to the corner!!!
The Informer - LOOK OUT!!!!!!!!!! .....OH NO!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!! ERIC WALTHER JUST THREW EL GIGANTE OVER THE TOP ROPE, AND RIGHT THROUGH THE SPANISH ANNOUNCE TABLE!!!!!
Vic Canon - EL GIGANTE FLEW! AND I MEAN FLEW!!!!! WHAT AN AWESOME DISPLAY OF POWER BY ERIC WALTHER!!!!!
Eddie Sensation - GOOD GOD! I've NEVER seen anyone go that far in the air! SHIT!
[ Fast forward...... ]
Vic Canon - He walks over to the announce table, and picks up El GiGante! Walther rolls him into the ring, and crawls in....
Eddie Sensation - Walther is getting to his feet! He's not going for the cover!
The Informer - He picks up El GiGante.... and GiGante can barely stand! He's finished already!
Vic Canon - Walther bounces off the ropes..... LOOK OUT!!!!!!
Eddie Sensation - WHAM!!!!!! THE LAST SHOT!!!!!!! THE LAST SHOT!!!!!!! WALTHER NAILED IT AGAIN!!!!
The Informer - HE GOES FOR THE COVER...... 1........ 2....... 3!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rachel Stevens - And just like that, Eric Walther won the EWA North American Title!
Rob DiMarco - Another great match!
Rachel Stevens - We have some Pre-Recorded comments from El GiGante... Check them out.
At Yesterday's House Show... [ "Rap Superstar" by Cypress Hill blasts the speakers. El GiGante and his bodyguard ZOOMER come out. El GiGante holds his middle fingers out to the fans as they give him a round of boos that pulsate through out the arena. GiGante pulls out a mic and talks while they make there way down to the ring. ]
El GiGante - I am so ashamed to even bring my @#$ out here..
[ Pause ]
El GiGante - At Rival Schoolz I let my down my self and all my other amigos. Eric Walther beat me, he beat the esa that everyone thought would walk out of that PPV North American champ but NO! I lost and Eric Walther beat me fair and square. If you don't remember here's a little refreshment mengs!
[ The screen goes on and shows how the finals of the NA Tournament was ended..... ]
Vic Canon - He's calling for "Total Annihilation"! And we saw what it did to 100 Percent earlier tonight!
Eddie Sensation - El GiGante lifts Eric Walther to his feet... he grabs Walther's neck and gets him in position.... he runs to the corner!!!
The Informer - LOOK OUT!!!!!!!!!! .....OH NO!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!! ERIC WALTHER JUST THREW EL GIGANTE OVER THE TOP ROPE, AND RIGHT THROUGH THE SPANISH ANNOUNCE TABLE!!!!!
Vic Canon - EL GIGANTE FLEW! AND I MEAN FLEW!!!!! WHAT AN AWESOME DISPLAY OF POWER BY ERIC WALTHER!!!!!
Eddie Sensation - GOOD GOD! I've NEVER seen anyone go that far in the air! SHIT!
The Informer - Eric Walther is laying in the ring, trying to regain some strength.... and now he rolls out of the ring!
Vic Canon - He walks over to the announce table, and picks up El GiGante! Walther rolls him into the ring, and crawls in....
Eddie Sensation - Walther is getting to his feet! He's not going for the cover!
The Informer - He picks up El GiGante.... and GiGante can barely stand! He's finished already!
Vic Canon - Walther bounces off the ropes..... LOOK OUT!!!!!!
Eddie Sensation - WHAM!!!!!! THE LAST SHOT!!!!!!! THE LAST SHOT!!!!!!! WALTHER NAILED IT AGAIN!!!!
The Informer - HE GOES FOR THE COVER...... 1........ 2....... 3!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chris Myers - The winner of this match, and NEW EWA North American Champion.... Eric Walther!
[ The footage stops and the fans begin to boo again. GiGante looks around the arena and continues on speaking. ]
El GiGante - Yes that is very bad mah mengs. Eric Walther you beat me fair and square mah freind......
El GiGante - .......NOT! Yo your @#$ got so luck Mr. Hunter meng. I should have beaten yo sorry @#$. You ain't nuttin but what I said before, "S*IT!" That title should be on the rightful owner, El GiGante! Don't worry I will get that title back esa and I won't lose it like your about too........ Now El GiGante has some mo better s*it to do then talk about that low life Walther and waste my time in front of you people. For the wrestler in da back just watch out cause El GiGante is on the prowl... Peace esa!
[ "Rap Superstar" by Cypress Hill hits the speakers. GiGante and ZOOMER exit the arena to a loud round of boos...... ]
[ The EWA Video Wall goes black. A series of commercials of EWA sponcers are shown. ]
Rachel Stevens - Welcome back to Heat! And as you saw before the break, El GiGante isn't done with Eric Walther yet!
Rob DiMarco - But, like GiGante said... Walther won fair and sqaure!
Rachel Stevens - Right. Well, next on the Pay Per View card, was an Extreme Title Match! Here's some highlights.
The Informer - OOH!!! Divine NAILED Tortez in the head with a garbage can lid! That metal lid bent right in half on impact! And Divine throws Tortez out of the ring.
Vic Canon - Divine goes through the ropes slowly, and lands on his feet on the outside. He picks up Tortez and throws him into the steel steps!
Eddie Sensation - YUCK!!!!!!
[ Fast forward..... ]
The Informer - Good god.... now Divine is feeling Tiki Tortez's chest! Tiki just rolled away and is crawling away from Divine!
Vic Canon - Look at Divine! He likes this! He likes seeing Tortez crawl away from him! OOH!!!! Divine kicks Tortez in the ribs!!!
Eddie Sensation - Divine lifts him to his feet.... WHAM! RIGHT INTO THE RING POST GOES "TRICKY" TIKI TORTEZ!!!
The Informer - And now Divine is looking under the ring for something! Uh oh! He's got a table!
Vic Canon - This could be the end of Tiki Tortez and his Extreme Title reign! Divine sets up the table right infront of the entrance ramp, and lift Tortez to his feet.
Eddie Sensation - Here comes a title change!!!!!!
The Informer - Divine grabs Tortez.... HIP TOSS!!!! OOOOOH!!!! NO!!! NO NO NO!!!! TORTEZ WENT FLYING OVER THE TABLE!!!! DIVINE THREW HIM TOO FAR!!!!
Vic Canon - DAMN! Tortez was about 3 inches away from losing his title! And now he's out on the concrete floor again!
[ Fast forward..... ]
The Informer - ....WHAM!!!! TORTEZ NAILS DIVINE WITH A CHAIR SHOT!!!! WHAM!!! AGAIN!!! AND AGAIN!!!!!
Vic Canon - The Extreme Champ drops the chair, and lifts Divine to his feet. He grabs him by the neck, and leads him through the crowd!
Eddie Sensation - Where are they going?!
The Informer - Well, right now they're in the backstage area.... we're trying to get a camera back there!
Vic Canon - And we have a visual!! There's Tortez, slamming Divine's head into random things as he walks by them! And now they're headed for the parking lot!
Eddie Sensation - Uh oh! Someone's car is going to get damaged!
The Informer - Tortez throws Divine's body onto a car, and walks out of the scene... where'd he go?
Vic Canon - I have no clue... but Divine is up on his feet, wondering the same thing! Now Divine is running for cover! He's going inside our Satellite truck!
Eddie Sensation - LOOK OUT!!!!!!!!
The Informer - WHAM!!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!! A CAR JUST WENT STRAIGHT INTO THE TRUCK AND--
*Static* Vic Canon - Fans, if yo--
*Static* *Static* *Static*
Rob DiMarco - At this point in the match, the satellite feed cut out. We were unable to record the match, because the camera feed was also shot!
Rachel Stevens - So, we saw what you saw fans! Here's what happened when the feed came back.
The Informer - Oh great! Tortez and Divine are now OUTSIDE of the Reunion Arena! LOOK OUT!!!
Vic Canon - They're heading right for that street! Tiki Tortez JUST MISSED getting hit by a car!
Eddie Sensation - Damn! They've taken this "Extreme" Match to a new level!
The Informer - And now they're inside a bingo hall! Look at the bingo security! They dont know what the hell to do! They're staying out of the way!
Vic Canon - Divine lifts Tortez.... WHAM!!!!
Eddie Sensation - HAHAHA!!!! TORTEZ JUST GOT SLAMMED INTO SOME OLD GUY!!! THE OLD MAN IS TWITCHING ON THE FLOOR!!!
[ Fast forward..... ]
Vic Canon - Oh boy! Now look at all the old ladies! They're throwing their dabbers at Divine and are hitting him with their bags!
Eddie Sensation - Divine turns around... LOOK OUT!!!!!
The Informer - TRICK OR TREAT!!!!!! WHAM!!!!!!!!!!!! HE NAILED IT!!!! RIGHT THREW A BINGO TABLE!!!!! TORTEZ HAS WON!!!! TIKI TORTEZ HAS RETAINED HIS TITLE!!!!
Rob DiMarco - And once again, Tiki Tortez retained his Extreme Title!
Rachel Stevens - Fans, did you know that Tiki Tortez is awful close to being the LONGEST reigning champion of EWA history?
Rob DiMarco - Woah, I didnt even realize that! But you're right! Anyway, here's some more footage of Tiki Tortez, and Society X....
At Yesterday's House Show... [ The scene cuts to an empty ring at Monday's house show. Moments later Chris Myers walks up to the ring. He has a microphone in hand. The crowd is giving up a wonderful aroma of cheers as they wait the next segment. As the ring announcer holds the microphone firmly in his hand, he begins to speak. ]
Chris Myers - And introducing next...
[ The lights suddenly begin to flicker and eventually fade away. Moments later the jumbo-tron lights up with big, bright, vivid letters in a countdown sort of fashion. ]
..::3::.. ..::2::.. ..::1::.. ..::0::.. .......beep....... BOOM [ The fans begin to boo as they realize who is coming down the aisle. "Break Out" by Foo Fighters hit the speakers as "Tricky" Tiki Tortez followed by Fallen Angel walks toward the ring. They both step inside as Tortez has the mic. He waits a second or two and begins to speak. ]
"Tricky" Tiki Tortez - Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I come to you today to ask not of an object, but of fair judgment...[pauses]...oh wait, you guys don't know jack-shit, and to think, I was about to ask your opinion. Damn, I must be high or something.
Fallen Angel - Hey, I don't think you can say "high" on TV man.
"Tricky" Tiki Tortez - Why not!?
Fallen Angel - Yeah, that's right, they can't do shit! This is the EWA man, anything goes.
"Tricky" Tiki Tortez - Oh damn, I forgot...so I can say shit and not even worry about it.
Fallen Angel - Well, with that in mind, do what ya came here for.
"Tricky" Tiki Tortez - Exactly...
[ Pause ]
"Tricky" Tiki Tortez - I am calling out...Arthryn!!!
[ Crowd cheers ]
"Tricky" Tiki Tortez - You heard me right, if that punk has the guts, he is going to get his ass out here right friggen now. Unless of course he is...a coward. But we all know Arthryn he is just a big c...
[ Tiki is cut off by the blaring "Hangman Jury" by Aerosmith. The fans give a loud array of...cheers while Arthryn makes his way down the aisle. Arthryn has been die-hard heel his whole career, but the crowd seems to be favoring him. He has a microphone in hand as he stops halfway down the aisle. ]
Arthryn - What is it you want Tiki...another ass whooping? [Smiles] Because I'll be glad to deliver.
"Tricky" Tiki Tortez - Actually, I am giving you the opportunity to apologize for the blatant cheap shot you gave me the other night. This is your chance to apologize for that awful scene.
Arthryn - Apologize?
"Tricky" Tiki Tortez - Yes...apologize.
Arthryn - For what?! I did what every Puerto Rican would do! You are nothing but a moron who thinks he has game when in fact, the guy couldn't win a real match if his life depended on it. You are nothing Tiki, you deserved every ounce of punishment that you received.
"Tricky" Tiki Tortez - Oh really, well how would you feel if you were "punished" right now then?
Arthryn - For what...for getting the upper hand? Is it for stopping your reign? What is it Tiki because I want to know. I want to know why I should apologize for beating the living shit out of you.
"Tricky" Tiki Tortez - It's because you are...because you about to get your ass kicked.
Arthryn - See...you don't know what the hell you are talking about.
[ As soon as Arthryn finishes his sentence the lights begin to flicker and the Society X music hits the speakers. Out from behind the curtain walks Christian Sein and Ethan Storm. They have big smiles on their faces as they close in on Arthryn. ]
"Tricky" Tiki Tortez - Do you feel the need to apologize now?
Arthryn - Actually, I feel the need to kick some ass!
"Tricky" Tiki Tortez - Oh really...then kick away.
[ Sein and Storm immediately charge at Arthryn. Arthryn throws off Sein and begins throwing lefts and rights at Storm. Sein is slowly getting up as Arthryn drops Storm to the ground with a haymaker. He turns around and begins to beat away at Sein...he is cleaning house. ]
"Tricky" Tiki Tortez - What the fu...!!!!
[ Storm slowly gets up and sneaks up behind Arthryn. He begins to beat him from behind. Sein then gets him from the front. The two of them now have the advantage over Arthryn. They begin to drag him toward the ring and eventually throw him in. ]
"Tricky" Tiki Tortez - Do you have an apology now?
Arthryn - [Barely able to speak clearly] Screw you!
"Tricky" Tiki Tortez - That's what I thought...Jericho, WaR CrYmE...come on down.
[ The former members of Fu Man Crew make their way down the aisle and run into the ring. Jericho and WaR CrYmE begin to beat down on Arthryn also. Tiki looks down at the battered Arthryn with a smile on his face. ]
"Tricky" Tiki Tortez - And you thought that you had the "upper hand" huh. Well, you didn't mess with the NEW "Society X". And let that be a lesson...bitch. But before I go, I have one more thing for you.
[ Pause ]
"Tricky" Tiki Tortez - [To Ethan Storm and Chris Jericho] Grab the table!
[ They both climb down and grab a table from under the ring, bring it up, and eventually set it up near the turnbuckle. Tiki, with the help of Ethan Storm lifts up Arthryn and stands him on top. Tortez then walks stands up their with him and sets him up for his finisher. He has a microphone in hand. ]
"Tricky" Tiki Tortez - And without any further ado, let this be the first dent the NEW Society X leaves in the EWA...
[ Tiki pauses and then nails Arthryn with his "Trick or Treat" on top of a table. Tiki gets up as the mangled body of Arthryn rests below the pile of broken wood. Tiki smiles and shakes hands amongst the other members of the Society X as he prepares to leave. ]
"Tricky" Tiki Tortez - Don't like our driving? Then FUCK YOU!
[ Tiki tosses the mic on top of the lifeless body of Arthryn. The members of Society X congratulate each other as they leave the ring and eventually head back to the locker room, leaving the body of Arthryn laying helplessly on the mat. ]
[ The EWA Video Wall goes black. A series of commercials of EWA sponcers are shown. ]
Rachel Stevens - Welcome back to Heat fans! And as you saw before the break, Arthryn and Tiki Tortez aren't exactly.... getting along!
Rob DiMarco - Well, yeah... to put it simply.
Rachel Stevens - We'll see more of them next week on Heat... but next on the Pay Per View card, was Tom Stone's responce to Da BJ Boyz! Check this out!
[ Tom Stone is screaming like a women blasting the human fence with a fire hose. They are all falling over each other and running away as Stone turns the pressure down and kicks open his office door... ]
Tom Stone - Tom Stone's coming home MOTHER FUCKERS!!!!!
[ Brian and Adam are sitting side by side at a desk while Scott Sanders lunges towards Stone. ]
Eddie Sensation - Stone just kicked 'The Losing Legend' in the junk!!
Vic Canon - What's this?! Stone is signaling for something....
The Informer - OH GOD! A TOM-STONE PILEDRIVER!!!!
Eddie Sensation - I LOVE IT! NOW HE'S KICKING HIM IN THE SIDE... HE'S SIGNALING AGAIN... A PUNISHING LEG DROP TO THE CROUCH AREA!!!
The Informer - And the Kress Brothers are out of there!
[ Stone pulls himself to his feet and brushes off his suit. He rolls Scott Sanders out of his office and slams the door. ]
Vic Canon - Tom Stone is like a wild beast! But look how calm he is now just sitting down in his swivel chair like nothing has happened...
Tom Stone - Stupid bitches... nobody takes my office away from me and gets away with it....
Rob DiMarco - And that folks, is why us EWA Staff Members are such kiss asses! IMAGINE WHAT HE WOULD DO TO US!!!!!
Rachel Stevens - Easy Rob... Tom might be watching!
Rob DiMarco - Oh, right...
Rachel Stevens - Anyway... after Tom's little Canadian Rage episode, we had an EWA Tag Team Title Match! Take a look.
Vic Canon - But Christian Sein goes back to work. He lifts Rage to his feet, and throws him into the ropes again! Rage runs right back into Sein.... WHAM! Tilt-A-Whirl Backbreaker!
Eddie Sensation - COVER HIM!!! COVER HIM!!!
The Informer - He goes for the pin... the ref counts, 1.... 2..... No! Rage gets his shoulder up! And now Sein goes back over to Ethan Storm for the tag! Sein sets up Rage in a DDT.... Storm steps up.... OOH!!!! SPIKE DDT!!!!!
Vic Canon - Sein runs over and nails Ramos off the apron! Storm goes for the cover on Rage! 1..... 2......... NOOHHH!!!!! HE JUST GOT OUT!!!
Eddie Sensation - DAMMIT!!!! GET THE DAMN 3 ALREADY!!!!
The Informer - Uh oh! Now Ramos has a steel chair! He's pissed! He rolls into the ring... Sein slides out of the ring! But Ethan Storm holds his ground! Ramos swings at him.... Storm moves out of the way, and grabs Ramos in a powerbomb attempt! NO! REVERSED! BACK BODY DROP BY RAMOS!
Vic Canon - Storm gets right back up, and Ramos scoops him up! LOOK OUT!!!! WHAM!!!!!!! REVERSE SHOULDER BREAKER!!!!!!!! ETHAN STORM IS SET UP FOR THE DE-REGULATOR!!!! RAGE JUST HAS TO GET UP!!!!
Eddie Sensation - NO!!! SEIN, DO SOMETHING!!!!
The Informer - Ramos runs back into his corner, and Rage crawls over slowly..... YES!!! HE MAKES THE TAG!!!!
Vic Canon - Rick Ramos gets into the ring... and Christian Sein slides back in! Sein runs into Ramos.... LEFT HAND! Sein goes down! He gets back up again.... RIGHT HAND!!!
Eddie Sensation - STORM, GET UP! DAMMIT!!!!
The Informer - Johnny Rage is back up! And he's climbing the tournbuckle, right over Ethan Storm! Remember guys! Ethan Storm and Rick Ramos are the legal men!
Vic Canon - Ramos scoops up Sein...... WHAM!!!! REVERSE SHOULDER BREAKER!!!!! AND RICK RAMOS PLACES SEIN RIGHT ONTOP OF STORM!!!!! RAGE IS READY ON THE TOP ROPE!!! LOOK OUT!!!!
Eddie Sensation - NOOOOOOOO!!!!!
The Informer - WWWWHAM!!!!!!!! DOUBLE DE-REGULATOR!!!!! RAGE NAILED IT!!!!!! RAMOS COVERS STORM..... THE REF COUNTS..... 1..... 2...... 3!!!!!!
Rob DiMarco - And the Regulators retain their titles!
Rachel Stevens - Or get them back, in this case.
Rob DiMarco - True. We have some pre-recorded words from The Regs... but we'll save those for a little later!
Rachel Stevens - But right now, we're going to take a commercial break! Don't go away!
[ The EWA Video Wall goes black. A series of commercials of EWA sponcers are shown. ]
Rachel Stevens - Welcome back to The Aftermath fans! And the next match on the Pay Per View, was BY FAR the most confusing match of the night!
Rob DiMarco - I agree, 100%! Watch VERY CLOSELY fans...
Vic Canon - That could have been it for Anton Bailey! Lucky for him, The Brink saved him. Tyler goes back to work now... He grabs Bailey, Reverse Neckbreaker! NO! Bailey shoves Tyler into the ropes.... Ethan Tyler comes bouning back... SPINEBUSTER BY BAILEY!!!!
Eddie Sensation - DAMN!!!! That's gonna leave a mark!
The Informer - And now Bailey is crawling over to his corner! He's going to make the tag for sure! Who's it going to be to??
Vic Canon - ....CODY COVINGTON! Covington is in the ring! Tyler is up.... Covington chrages at him! CLOTHESLINE OVER THE TOP ROPE! And BOTH MEN go over the top!
Eddie Sensation - Cody is all over Tyler on the outside! He's punching him in the face over and over again!
The Informer - Tyler shoves Cody off of him, and gets up! Cody gets to his feet, and charges at Tyler! Ethan Tyler side steps him.... Hip Toss right onto the concrete floor! Cody's in a world of hurt!
Vic Canon - And now Ethan Tyler is on Cody, punching HIM in the face!
[ The bell sounds ]
Eddie Sensation - What the hell?
Chris Myers - Ladies and Gentlemen, if I could have your attention please....... I have been informed that both Cody Covington and Ethan Tyler have been ELIMINATED, due to a Double Count Out!
[ Fast forward..... ]
Vic Canon - Hey, look! The Brink AND Bailey are in the ring! Nomad and Thrylla are watching Tyler and Covington brawl it out! Bailey dropkicks Nomad off the apron! Brink jumps....
Eddie Sensation - OH NO!!!!
The Informer - GOOD GOD!!! THE BRINK DROP KICKS SERIAL THRYLLA RIGHT IN HIS BAD KNEE!!!!!!
[ Fast forward..... ]
Vic Canon - Thrylla's knee is in NO CONDITION for this type of pain! It could snap any second!
Eddie Sensation - And Bailey has the Figure Four locked on! Thrylla is screaming in pain!
The Informer - Look at Serial Thrylla! His face says it all! He's scrambling around, trying to grab the ropes! But he's in the middle of the ring! Nothing is going to help him now!
Vic Canon - Thrylla holds his face in pain, and reaches for his knee! But Bailey punches him in the face, and Thrylla goes right back down! Nomad is standing on the apron, reaching out for the tag! But Thrylla is too far! He's 4 or 5 feet away from Nomad!
Eddie Sensation - Thrylla needs to pull his ass over there and tag in Nomad! But that's much easier said than done!
[ Fast forward..... ]
Vic Canon - Thrylla looks like he's fading! He's no longer throwing his arms around in search of help... now he's just laying there! And his shoulders are down! The ref counts.... 1...... 2........ NO! Thrylla gets his shoulder up, and lays on his side!
Eddie Sensation - And Bailey is telling the ref to check him! Thrylla isnt responding to the ref, so the ref is going to check his arm! He lifts his arm once......
The Informer - And it falls! Look at Nomad! He's exhausted just from watching this! No longer is his extending his arm for Thrylla... he's just watching, and is on his knee's looking through the second and third ropes!
Vic Canon - The ref lifts Thrylla's arm again.......... and it falls for the SECOND time!! One more time and Thrylla is history!
[ Fast forward..... ]
The Informer - Here goes! The ref lifts his arm......
Vic Canon - .....NO!!! NO!!!!!!! THRYLLA LUNGES TOWARDS HIS CORNER WITH ALL HIS REMAINING POWER, AND HE'S THERE! WHAT THE HELL IS NOMAD DOING?! THRYLLA'S HAND IS RIGHT INFRONT OF HIS FACE, AND NOMAD IS JUST STANDING THERE! ALL HE HAS TO DO IS LIFT HIS ARM A BIT.... BUT NOMAD IS JUST WATCHING!!!!
Eddie Sensation - WHAT?! IM CONFUSED!!!
The Informer - WE ALL ARE EDDIE!!! .....LOOK!! NOMAD IS LEAVING! HE JUST GOT DOWN OFF THE APRON, AND HE'S LEAVING THE RING!! NOMAD IS HEADING BACKSTAGE, AND HE'S LEAVING THRYLLA IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!!!!
Vic Canon - I CANT BELEIVE THIS! AND NEITHER CAN ANTON BAILEY OR THE BRINK!!! THEY'RE JUST WATCHING LIKE ALL OF US!!!!
Eddie Sensation - And Bailey releases the hold! Now he's walking towards The Brink.... and he tags him in!! The Brink is in the ring.... and he pulls Thrylla into the middle of the ring!
The Informer - Now what's he doing? Uh oh..... This has to be it! The Brink is applying the Lyin Tamer! YES! LYIN TAMER APPLIED!!
Vic Canon - And Thrylla is back where he started! No... wait! Thrylla is showing no emotion! He could be out cold from the pain of that Figure Four!
Eddie Sensation - The referee is checking his arm..... and it goes down once! He checks it again....
The Informer - And its down for a second time! The ref checks Serial Thrylla's arm one more time.......
Vic Canon - Aaaaaand its...............
Eddie Sensation - DOWN! NO!!! ITS DOWN!!!
The Informer - THRYLLA IS OUT COLD! THE REF IS CALLING FOR THE BELL! THIS MATCH IS OVER!
Chris Myers - Serial Thrylla has been eliminated! Therefore, the winners of this match... The Brink and Anton Bailey!
Rachel Stevens - .........HUH?!?!?? Nomad WALKS OUT on Serial Thrylla?! What the heck?
Rob DiMarco - That's exactly what everyone wanted to know! Up until THIS happened....
Eddie Sensation - LOOK! HERE COMES NOMAD AND ETHAN TYLER!
The Informer - Time for some answers! Ethan Tyler and Nomad are making their way to the ring, where Serial Thrylla is out cold! They get into the ring... and now Tyler is mumbling something to Nomad!
Vic Canon - NO!! NOO!!!! NOMAD IS SETTING UP SERIAL THRYLLA ON THE TOP ROPE!!!! HE'S GOING TO GIVE HIM THE JOURNEY'S END!!!
Eddie Sensation - WHAM!!!!!!!! NOPE!!!!!! DFA!!!!!!!!
The Informer - GOOD GOD!!!!!! NOMAD JUST DFA'D THRYLLA!!! AND ETHAN TYLER WAS THE MAN WHO TOLD HIM TO DO IT! NOW BOTH MEN ARE LAUGHING!!!!!!
Vic Canon - HEY, LOOK!!!!! ITS THE REGULATORS!!!!!!! THE REGULATORS ARE COMING TO THE RING AT FULL SPEED!!!!! AND NOMAD AND ETHAN TYLER ARE GETTING THE HELL OUT OF THERE!!!!!!!
Eddie Sensation - HA! RAMOS IS CHASING THEM OUT OF THE RING, AND NOW TO THE BACKSTAGE AREA!!!! TWO MEN ARE RUNNING FROM ONE! HAHA!!!!
The Informer - This is NOT funny Eddie! Johnny Rage is now in the ring with Serial Thrylla.... and what's he going to do?! Beat on Thrylla as well?!
Vic Canon - NO! Rage is helping Thrylla to his feet! Johnny Rage is assisting Serial Thrylla!
Eddie Sensation - But Thrylla just shoved him aside! Thrylla collapses to the mat.... and rolls out of the ring! He lands on the outside with a smack!
The Informer - And now Serial Thrylla is crawling backstage.... he is LITERALLY CRAWLING backstage!
Vic Canon - Rage is in the ring, watching this... and he's wondering what the hell is wrong with Thrylla! Nomad and Ethan Tyler have turned on Serial Thrylla, but The Regulators came out to help him!
Eddie Sensation - I cant beleive I'm watching this! Serial Thrylla rejected Johnny Rage's help, and is CRAWLING out of here!
Rachel Stevens - WOW!!!!! So Serial Thrylla gets his beat up by Nomad and Ethan Tyler... then gets SAVED by The Regulators.... then shoves Johnny Rage away and crawls to the back?
Rob DiMarco - You've got it! But we're still left with the question... WHY? Why did Nomad and Tyler do this? Also, what's Chandler's opinion on all this? What's going through his head?
Rachel Stevens - I have no idea! But what I DO have... is some Pre-Recorded comments from The Regulators! Check this out!
Pre-Recorded Interview - Boston, Massachusetts [ The scene opens in the Southie Section of Boston with Johnny Rage and Rick Ramos walking down Lansdown Street. The back of Fenway Park's Green Monster (coincidently, its also what some guys backstage nicknamed Ramos' dick) is in the background. Occasionly, the crack of a bat is heard, followed by cheers. Rage is wearing a tattered old skool "Rage in a Cage" tee-shirt from the the EWA's first ever PPV and dark blue button down "UNH" windpants. Ramos is wearing a "Bichette Happens" Red Sox tee-shirt and black jeans ]
Johnny Rage - Well, we knew this was going to be an all interviews card, so we decided to make a trip home to recooperate. Yeah, thats right. Recooperarte. Over the last couple weeks Christian Sein and Ethan Storm gave us a tough battle. They hospitalized us, and on Sunday they took us to our limit, and nearly left Reuinion Arena in Dallas with our gold.
Rick Ramos - Grunt.
Johnny Rage - No, I will not talk about the huge part Kamala played in our victory.
Rick Ramos - Grunt.
Johnny Rage - EMOTIONAL SUPPORT? YOU DUMBASS!!!
Rick Ramos - Grunt.
Johnny Rage - Fine, maybe he emotionally supported you.
Rick Ramos - Grunt.
Johnny Rage - KAMALA DID NOT CREATE THE HEAVANS AND THE EARTH!!! THAT WAS GOD!!! Well, at least, depending on your belief system, it coulda been Allah or Hanukah Harry...come to think of it, that Vishnu dood coulda palyed a part too.
Rick Ramos - Grunt?
Johnny Rage - That weird 8 armed elephant thing. Either way though. The main question people have been asking us, wherever we go, be it the local Store 24 or Dunkin Donuts...
Rick Ramos - Grunt.
Johnny Rage - ...Yes, or the local Foxy Lady Strip Club has been "Why the hell did you help Serial Thrylla?" and the answer is simple. Friendship will always rise above. Sunday Night, at Rival Schoolz, we saw a friend in need. So we did what we thought was right. We came down to ringside, chased off NoMaD and Tyler, and helped Thrylla. Now the weird part was what happened after...and even this is leaving me asking questions.
Rick Ramos - Grunt?
Johnny Rage - No Rick, I'm not wondering about how Rachel Stevens pulled off DVDA in the lockerroom using the guys from the African Announcers Table...I'm wondering why you rejected our help Thrylla. We came out there to help you. Quite frankly your so called "friends" NoMaD and Tyler left you laying, and we saved your ass dood, so what gives? Its been days, and we haven't heard shit from you. No fucking Fruit Baskets, no Roses, no messages simply saying "Thanks" on our answering machine, nothing...WHY? You CRAWLED to the back on your own...WHY? You pushed me away...WHY? What's your deal man? I'm as confused as anyone here. Everyone has been asking me why you pushed us aside, and I don't know what to tell them! Why man, why?
In-Studio Interview with Ethan Tyler [ As the camera fades back in, Rob DiMarco is fidgeting nervously. He then notices that the cameras are recording. ]
Rob DiMarco - Sitting across from me is the man who was one of the first men out of the 6 man tag match at Rival Schoolz, and is arguably one of the most hated men in the EWA. Ethan Tyler. Ethan, welcome to the EWA studio.
[ Ethan is dressed different than usual. His head is not covered by his stocking cap hat, and instead of his usual hooded sweatshirt he's wearing a black Cody Covington shirt. He sets down his water and clears his throat. ]
Ethan Tyler - Pleasure is all yours DiMarco.
Rob DiMarco - Before we get into Sunday, let's go back to September 5th. The day that Cody Covington re-appeared in the EWA. Covington was in the middle of giving a heart felt speech about where he had been and the unfortunate incidents in his life when you decided to interrupt him. What was going through your mind as you sat there and listened to him?
Ethan Tyler - It made me angered. This is a business. If you were at any other job and you began telling customers how piss poor your life is, how your girl left you, how your family disbands you, what do you think happens DiMarco? You get canned. This is a business, and the home life should be left out of it.
Rob DiMarco - Why didn't you just let Cody have that one moment? Why did you help drag his personal life into it? Don't even think of telling me involving GeniPher was "business"
Ethan Tyler - Watch your mouth smart ass. The reason that woman got involved was because if Cody wants to bring his personal life into matters, who am I to argue? I figured I'd help him out in the process.
Rob DiMarco - So you thought that you would help him get his personal life out of the ring by bringing it in to it?
Ethan Tyler - DiMarco, you're missing the underlying point. Anything I can do to raise the ire of Covington I'll do. I don't care if it involves attacking him, putting moves on his ex, keying his car, robbing his house, hell, even kicking his god damn cat. If it upsets "Crystal Clear" I'll do it.
Rob DiMarco - Well, judging by the double countout you two suffered at Rival Schoolz, is it safe to say you and Covington are not through with?
Ethan Tyler - Rival Schoolz was just the beginning.. It's still a long road ahead. I've got many things in store for you Cody.
Rob DiMarco - What other kind of sick things are running through your head right now?
Ethan Tyler - In time you'll figure out what I have planned DiMarco. But I'll tease you... Next week Cody, if you're man enough, meet me one on one in the ring. We'll at least get some of the aggression out of the way.... Any more questions?
Rob DiMarco - None, I'm done with you.
Ethan Tyler - Ha ha, correction my friend, I am done with you.
[ Tyler throws his mic at DiMarco and walks off as the screen fades out ]
[ The EWA Video Wall goes black. A series of commercials of EWA sponcers are shown. ]
Rob DiMarco - Welcome back to Heat folks! And after a Regulators AND Ethan Tyler Interview... we STILL have no answers! The Regulators want to know the same thing we do! ....WHY?!
Rachel Stevens - Well, we're only going to get that answer from one man... Serial Thrylla! And he's only got 20 minutes left to show up in our Studios, or else he's going to have to wait until next week!
Rob DiMarco - For some reason, I heavily doubt that Thrylla will show up tonight.
Rachel Stevens - Now, onto the final match! The main event!
Rob DiMarco - Here's how that one ended!
Eddie Sensation - Chandler charges at him!
The Informer - THORN MOVED! THORN MOVED! Chandler went face first into the ring post, and legs first into the steel steps!
Vic Canon - And just like that, Thorn is in control of the match!
Eddie Sensation - Hey, look! Thorn is climbing to the top rope! He's signalling to the crowd for something! Here he goes!
The Informer - Chandler is up on his feet, looking for Thorn! Thorn jumps!
Vic Canon - ......WHAM!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!! JESUS CHRIST!!!!!! THORN NAILED HIM WITH A HURRICANRANA OFF THE TOP ROPE, ONTO THE OUTSIDE AND INTO THE CONCRETE FLOOR!!!!! THAT'S GOTTA BE IT!!! THORN HAS IT WON!!!!
Eddie Sensation - GOD DAMN! I THINK THE CONCRETE IS INDENTED!!!!
The Informer - Now what's he doing? Thorn is walking towards us! ...uh oh! He's got Chris Myers's chair!
Vic Canon - And he's setting it up in the ring, right beside the apron!
Eddie Sensation - What the hell for?!
The Informer - Because he's setting up Chandler for the Crown Of Thorns, ONTO that steel chair! Thorn is climbing to the top rope! This crowd is going NUTS!
Vic Canon - Fans, THIS COULD BE IT! WE COULD HAVE A NEW HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! IF THORN HITS THIS MOVE, IT'S OVER!
Eddie Sensation - Calm the fuck down Vic!
The Informer - THORN JUMPS!...........
Vic Canon - ......................WHAM!!!!!! HE NAILED IT!!!!!!! THORN NAILED IT!!!!!!!!! CROWN OF THORNS!!!! CROWN OF THORNS!!!! ITS OVER!!!
Eddie Sensation - NO!!!! LOOK!!!! THORN IS HURT!!!! HIS LOWER BACK HIT THE STEEL CHAIR, AND HE'S IN AS MUCH PAIN AS CHANDLER IS!!!!
The Informer - DAMN! Thorn is going to piss blood when this match is over! His kidneys just got ROCKED by that steel chair!
Vic Canon - Now both men are down! What a series of events!
Eddie Sensation - Vic, you're such a geek!
The Informer - It looks like Thorn is starting to move! Yes! He's crawling to the corner!
Vic Canon - And look at Chandler! He's feeling his head! Right now it probably feels like his head isn't even there!
Eddie Sensation - Thorn is using the corner and the ropes to get to his feet...
The Informer - And Chandler is using the ropes to pull himself up! He's standing there, dazed!
Vic Canon - Ha! Chandler almost tripped over that steel chair! He just kicked it, and it's now on the other side of the ring!
Eddie Sensation - Thorn is up! He bounces off the ropes!
The Informer - He charges at Chandler.... HURRICANRANA! NO!!! CHANDLER TURNS, AND POWERBOMBS THORN ONTO THE STEEL CHAIR! THORNS HEAD BOUNCED ON THAT CHAIR!!!! I THINK I CAN SEE HIS HEAD BLEEDING ALREADY!!!!
Vic Canon - GOOD GOD!! THAT COULD BE IT!!! CHANDLER COULD HAVE HIM BEAT RIGHT THERE!
Eddie Sensation - CHANDLER GOES FOR THE COVER!
The Informer - THE REF COUNTS! 1........
Vic Canon - 2..............
Eddie Sensation - 3!!!!!!! YES!!!! CHANDLER DID IT!!! CHANDLER DID IT!!!
Chris Myers - The winner of this match, and STILL EWA Heavyweight Champion.... Chandler!
The Informer - WAIT, LOOK!!!!! THORN'S FOOT IS STICKING OUT OF THE RING!!! I DONT THINK THE REF SAW IT!!!!
Vic Canon - BUT CHANDLER NOTICED! AND HE JUST PULLED THORN'S LEG BACK INTO THE RING!
Eddie Sensation - WHAT?! ARE YOU ACCUSING HIM OF CHEATING?!
The Informer - YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT I AM!!!! THIS MATCH SHOULDN'T HAVE ENDED, AND CHANDLER KNOWS IT! WHAT A PHONY WE HAVE FOR A WORLD CHAMPION!
Rachel Stevens - Dammit! A dusty finish!
Rob DiMarco - Thorn's foot was CLEARLY outside of the ring... therefore the pinfall shouldn't have counted! I tried to catch up with Thorn, and here's what happened....
At Yesterday's House Show... [ Thorn is seen walking down a hallway with a duffle bag packed full of his stuff, and a rolling suitcase being pulled behind him. He looks pissed and walks fast. Rob DiMarco walks up in front of him. ]
Rob DiMarco - What's with all the luggage?
Thorn - Get out of my fucking way!
Rob DiMarco - Are you leaving?? What are you doing??
Thorn - I'm getting the hell outta here.... Chandler won't give me another title shot, and until he does.... I am.... gone!
Rob DiMarco - So your just leaving...? Gone like that?
Thorn - Basically.
[ Thorn keeps on walking leaving DiMarco there confused and alone. ]
Rachel Stevens - Leaving..... as in leaving the arena that night, right?
Rob DiMarco - I... dont... think so Rachel.... I think Thorn is rebelling! He's not getting his Re-Match, so he wants out!
Rachel Stevens - Wow! I would have never imagined that something like this would have happened! BUT, this IS the EWA! And anything can happen!
Rob DiMarco - Exactly Rachel. We'll be right back fans!
[ The EWA Video Wall goes black. A series of commercials of EWA sponcers are shown. ]
In-Studio Interview with Chandler
Rachel Stevens - Please welcome EWA World Champion, Clayton Chandler to the show, fresh off his win, however short and tainted, over Thorn this Sunday.
[ Chandler walks into the studio and takes a seat on a third stool, next to Stevens and DiMarco. ]
Rob DiMarco - Welc....
Chandler - Just shut the hell up.
Rob DiMarco - Bitter?
Chandler - Shut the FUCK up DiMarco.
Rob DiMarco - That's a yes...
Chandler - God...DAMMIT...I didn't wanna do this...
[ Chandler charges DiMarco in vintage "Vader in Kuwait" fashion, bitchslapping our host across the face. Chandler screams at Rachel Stevens and drives her off of the stage also. He kicks over one of the stools, throws his shirt into the bundle of random equipment behind the interview station, and picks up DiMarco's fallen microphone. ]
Chandler - GOD DAMMIT!!!
[ Chandler kicks over the lone remaining stool. He turns back to the camera. ]
Chandler - THORN, YOU PEICE OF SHIT!!!!
Chandler - TOM STONE, YOU GODDAMN PEICE OF SHIT!!!!
[ Fans around the country collectivly drop their jaws and utter "what the fuck?" in unison ]
Chandler - SERIAL THRYLLA, YOU PEICE OF SHIT!!!
Chandler - TEAM BALLZ, YOU FUCKING SONS OF BITCHES!!!
[ Chandler now gets extremely serious, as Tom Stone can be seen behind the interview backdrop frantically trying to go to commercial ]
Chandler - EWA, I've had it up to fucking here. You try to screw me with Diamante? You try to kill my fucking career by putting me in the ring with a bottom of the rung peice of shit!?! NOT THIS TIME!!! This is NOT the Summer of '99, this is NOT the rookie Chandler that's going to take shit from this, this is not the posterboy that this fucking company is going to pounce over to get to the top. NOT THIS TIME, FUCK!!!
Chandler - This time, I'm the goddamn 3 time EWA World Champion, this time, I'm the fucking man, and this time I call all the motherfucking shots. So, EWA, listen to me, FUCK YOU, from this point on...
[ Chandler's mic suddenly goes dead. The man mouths the next few sentences and then gets even more furious, tearing down the backdrop, throwing his mic down, and walks off stage. ]
[ We abruptly and suddenly end the show...10 minutes early.... ]
[ Fade To Black ]
