The Informer - Welcome fans, to Tuesday Night Heat LIVE from Johannesburg, South Africa!

Vic Canon - And we've got a GREAT show for you all tonight! 3 of the 5 EWA Titles are on the line!

Eddie Sensation - Yup! Chris Jericho will take on Don Michaels in the main event... The Wildman will defend the Extreme Title against Tiki Tortez and Ghost From Hell for the FIRST TIME since he won it.... and The Mexican Connection will defend their Tag Titles against the Cows In Black!

The Informer - Also, we've got 2 World Tour Tournament Matches... Thorn will take on Ethan Tyler, and Divine will take on Nuno Nitrowalawitz!

Vic Canon - This week is the last week for first round matches! Next week, the next round begins! It should be interesting to see who our final 8 men are!

Eddie Sensation - Also on tonights card, is a match with lots of talent in it! Cody Covington will take on Masta Red!

The Informer - That will be a great one! Also, we've got "That Damn Good" Travis "The Future" Gaines debuting against The Hollywood Worm! That should be good.

Vic Canon - Also, we've got LOADS of interviews scheduled! Bry2K, Hacker, Reckless, Lorenzo Hayes, Howell, Moral, and Vince Di Nardo will all be having interviews tonight!

Eddie Sensation - Damn, I gotta sit through ALL that shit?!

The Informer - Watch your mouth Eddie! It will be good, I promise!

Vic Canon - And keep in mind fans, we're 2 weeks away from Global Threat 2000!

Eddie Sensation - YES! That's gonna RULE!

The Informer - Sure is Eddie! July 30th, LIVE from Tokyo, Japan!

GeniPher - Hey Cody, what's wrong? Is something bothering you??

[Cody still doesn't pay her any attention, GeniPher reaches her hand up and runs it across his cheek. He snaps instantly and grabs her by the wrist, throwing her arm off of him and dropping her to the floor. GeniPher sits there on the ground, tears swelling in her eyes as she looks up at Cody with a very angry look on her face.....]

GeniPher - THAT'S IT!!! SCREW YOU TOO CODY!! I'M SICK OF YOU TREATING ME LIKE A BITCH!! I DON'T DESERVE THIS ONE BIT!! I'M GOING HOME!! I'VE PUT UP WITH YOUR BULLSHIT LONG ENOUGH!!

[GeniPher gets to her feet and leaves the room devastated. Mike Basulto looks over at Cody and then runs after her. C4 gets to his feet.... picks up the stool ... and throws it right above Ronny's head!!]

Cody Covington - [Pointing to the door] GET OUTTA HERE!!!

[Cody kicks his gym bag across the room and then turns back towards Ronny, who is in shock.....]

Cody Covington - [Out of breath] I said ... get ... the FUCK ... OUT OF HERE!!

[Ronny bolts from the bench and goes straight through the door as Cody is left alone. He runs his hands through his hair and then walks over towards his locker ... banging it lightly with his fists at first ... and now punching it as hard as he can, with lefts and rights ... leaving it bloody and dented. He then rests his head on the bloody locker and begins to breath heavily. The camera man slowly back pedals, and then exits the room.....]

Travis Gaines - Thank You Zed, You've got your facts straight unlike that moron, DiMarco .. Anyways, like I said Before, It takes no talent to be a hardcore wrestler, I mean pick up a chair .. Swing it, Any Idiot can do that, as for brawlers, Hollywood Worm, Will see be a brawler after tuesday night, infact being 'that damn good' I have kindly reserved him a New name, not Hollywood Worm , But Brooklyn Worm .. The greatest brawler of all time. Tuesday, he Will be put in the past.

Zed - Are you concerned about Fallen Angel getting even with you after what you did to him last week?

Travis Gaines - Man, I Feel Like a god damn broken record .. Fallen angel is the in the past, that was last week, I was just showing EWA. That I'm here, and i'm here to restore old school in the EWA, and Fallen angel, you were just an example. Stick your nose in my buisiness tuesday, and You'll feel the force of "The Future" of Professional wrestling.

Zed - There you have it folks, wise words from a...."wise" man. Lets get back to ringside.

The Hollywood Worm - Well, Rachel, its not hard to prepare for a technical match. He's going to do the same moves that every other technical wrestler does. High singles, double leg takedowns, maybe a suplex or two. Wow, big fucking deal....I mean what the hell, its the same fucking moves that everyone does in High school wrestling! No one wants to see that. They come to a wrestling event that the EWA puts on to see someone like me....Some one that will pull anything out of there hat....Everything in my arsenal will be pulled out. Eveything from, the basic's, to the power moves of powerbombs, DDT's, pumphandle slams, to fallaway slams. Maybe, just maybe if the crowd wants it, a chair shot are two.

Rachel Stevens - Travis Gaines hates all Hardcore wrestlers and brawlers! You happen to fall into that category, which is why he's wrestling you tonight. What are your comments on his Brawler/Hardcore wrestler hating??

The Hollywood Worm - Well, Rachel, in my experience in wrestling it takes a hard-core wrestler to take a beating. He may not have the most beautiful moves, or be the most graceful wrestler, and he may not win the majority of his matches, but he will do anything just to hear a crowd go"HOLLY SHIT!!" Thats why I am a hard-core wrestler, I guess you can say, get off and pumped up on peoples reaction. Also, why doesnt he go back to Canada and wrestle with the Harts? Go play with the Candians. Noone wants to see technical wrestling. They want somthing more, they want Blood, guts, and GORE!!! Thank you Rachel.

Rachel Stevens - Back to you guys at ringside!

Chris Myers - This next match is scheduled for one fall!

["Theam Feasco" by MxPx blasts through the speakers...]

Chris Myers - Introducing first... standing 6'2" and weighing in at 245 pounds, from Hollywood, The Hollywood Worm!

[The Hollywood Worm steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

The Informer - The Hollywood Worm has got off to a rough start in the EWA... and tonight, he's got Travis Gaines to worry about...

["I Defy" by Machine Head blasts through the speakers...]

Chris Myers - And his opponent... standing 5'11" and weighing in at 230 pounds, from Sea Isle City, New Jersey, "That Damn Good" Travis "The Future" Gaines!

["That Damn Good" Travis "The Future" Gaines steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

The Informer - And they're off!

Vic Canon - They lock up... Gaines throws The Worm to the ropes! He bounces off... Gaines hits him with a drop kick!

Eddie Sensation - The Worm gets up, and backs into the corner... Gaines moves in....

The Informer - "That Damn Good" throws The Worm to the opposite corner! The Hollywood Worm goes in chest first, and stumbles backwards.. Gaines moves in...

Vic Canon - BULLDOG! Gaines nailed him with it! He goes for the cover... 1... 2.... No! The Worm gets his foot on the bottom rope.

Eddie Sensation - "The Future" gets to his feet, and lifts The Worm up to his feet...

The Informer - Gaines locks him in place... Russian Leg Sweep! And now Gaines is calling for his big move, "Put in the Past"!!

Vic Canon - Travis Gaines is climbing to the top rope... The Hollywood Worm is in trouble here!

Eddie Sensation - Wait a minute! LOOK OUT!!

The Informer - There's Fallen Angel! He's on the apron!!! OOH!!!!

Vic Canon - Fallen Angel just threw Travis Gaines off the top rope! Gaines went crashing into the guardrail!

Eddie Sensation - And the ref is calling for the bell!!

Chris Myers - The winner of this match by disqualification, "That Damn Good" Travis "The Future" Gaines!

The Informer - But Fallen Angel isn't stopping! He's stomping away at Gaines!

Vic Canon - And now Fallen Angel is looking under the ring for something.. whats he got?!

Eddie Sensation - It's a table!

The Informer - Oh great! Fallen Angel is setting up a table on the outside!

Vic Canon - This doesnt look good for Travis Gaines!!

Eddie Sensation - Fallen Angel has it set up, and now he's lifting Gaines to his feet!

The Informer - He sets him up.... LOOK OUT!!!! OOH!!!! JACKNIFE POWERBOMB THROUGH THE TABLE!!!!!

Vic Canon - TRAVIS GAINES HAS JUST GONE SIX FEET UNDER!!!!!

Eddie Sensation - DAMN!!!! That's gotta hurt!

The Informer - And now Fallen Angel is asking for a mic!!

Vic Canon - Shhh, lets listen!

Fallen Angel - Last week on Heat... What can I say... I was assaulted... I was humiliated... And I won't lie to you... Frankly, I was downright INSULTED!!!

The Informer - Callous attack.

Eddie Sensation - He deserved it... Moron.

Fallen Angel - This piece of... Piece of trash... What's his name, Vic?

Vic Canon - "That Damn Good" Travis "The Future" Gaines.

Fallen Angel - "That Damn Good" Travis "The Future"Gaines... Heheheh... Had the nerve to attack me from behind, throw me into a locker, and leave me for dead in the shower, then come out here and tell the ENTIRE WORLD that he doesn't like the brawling, hardcore way that I wrestle.

Vic Canon - It does seem a bit hypocritical.

Fallen Angel - But I don't blame you... I don't like being hit in the head with chairs, lashed with barbed wire, or powerbombed through tables, just like yourself... But the difference between you and me is... I CAN HACK IT!!! And as the EWA fans just witnessed... YOU CAN'T!!!

The Informer - The fans are going nuts for Fallen Angel!

Vic Canon - I don't think they like Gaines very much.

Fallen Angel - So I've made a decision... You see, I don't like you very much... That's why I laid your ass through that table, that's why I'm out here now, and that's why my paypacket has a couple more zeros that yours does. So what I'm gonna do is this... I'm gonna give in to you...

Eddie Sensation - What?!

Vic Canon - Shh, listen.

Fallen Angel - I'm gonna give in to you, but I ain't gonna give up on you... Next week on Heat, with the permission of both your sorry ass, and those in charge of this little Stampede, you're gonna face me in the ring, in a no-questions-asked, purely legitimate one-on-one match... You like it that way don't you? If you can't handle being hit in the jaw a couple of times, or being slammed through a commentrary desk, then I'll just have to destroy you the old-fashioned way... UP AND DOWN EVERY SQUARE INCH OF THE GOD-DAMNED RING!!!

Eddie Sensation - Hahaha! I love this guy!

The Informer - But you just said you hated him!

Eddie Sensation - Yeah... I changed my mind!

Fallen Angel - If you want it old school, then you got it old school... And afterwards you can sum up your worth, lying on your back in a wooden casket, because I'm gonna bury your ass SIX FEET UNDER!!!

The Informer - Wow! There you have it! Next week, Travis Gaines and Fallen Angel will go one on one!

Vic Canon - But right now, we've got to cut to a commercial break! Dont go anywhere!

Tom Stone - ALLEN! Open up! It's Stone!

[The locker room door opens...]

Bry2K - Hey yo!

Tom Stone - Listen up.... after Jericho vs. Don Michaels tonight, I'm holding a meeting. EVERYONE will be there, including you. It is VERY important. You MUST be there. Got me?

Bry2K - What's it for?

Tom Stone - You'll find out when you get there... Just be there, or you're fired.

[Bry2K nods, and closes the door. Stone proceeds to knock on Cody Covington's door. The screen fades to black...]

The Informer - Arthryn looks very unhappy!! And Moral is about to speak!

Moral - Arthryn, last week you came out here during my match and tried desperately to run your mouth like some foolish little child, to everyones appeal...it didn't work! You see Arthryn, I was born to a family that didn't really give a shit about what you did. One day you were slowly praised for what you did, the next day you were hit and beaten for no apparent reason! Do you know what that feels like Arthryn? Do you how much that hurt me so? I don't think so, you were probably born with a silver spoon in your mouth!

Arthryn - So what is it you want me to do? Lay here on the mat and cry my ass out because you had a troubled childhood? It is none of our fucking problem if your dad used to hump you for no aparent reason whatsoever, so get over it.

Eddie Sensation - HAHAHAH! Now that's what I'm talking about!

The Informer - That was plain cruel! Not necessary!

Vic Canon - I'd have to agree. That's something you shouldn't make remarks about.

Eddie Sensation - You both are nothing more than PUSSIES!

Vic Canon - Shut up, he's about to speak!

Moral - I don't think you understand, Arthryn. When I found you lying half dead on that stretcher Arthryn, I didn't think...I did...I burned your half dead body to a bloody crisp! Maybe that gave you a taste of what it's like to step foot into my life! And when you came out and ran your mouth last week, I couldn't but well...laugh to myself! Here you are, some average Joe that thinks they have the balls to mess with an unstable person, here I am...the unstable person that knows I have the balls to kick little chumps asses like yourself! Test me Arthryn, push me over the fucking edge...I guarantee it's not going to be fucking pretty!

[Moral lowers the microphone from his face, and proceeds to stare right into the eyes of Arthryn. Arthryn looks around the crowd, not looking for a crowd response, but more like pondering the idea. Arthryn suddenly stares coldly at Moral. After a few seconds of staring, Arthryn addresses Moral.]

Arthryn - If I push you over the edge, most probably you'll jump off and keep running, because as soon as I put my hands on you, I swear on my wife's grave... oh wait, my wife's not dead. She's just dead everytime I want sex. Well, anyways I swear to God I will kick your ass. Let a lightning strike Tom Stone if I kick your ass.

Vic Canon - Arthryn has repeatedly stated how much hatred he holds for Tom Stone! So I'd have to suggest Moral is going to have to be careful.

[Arthryn snickers for a while, and keeps going...]

Arthryn - So you want to be pushed over the edge? huh?

Moral - It looks like you are edging for a little something Arthryn, maybe a little hint of what is to come later? Just like I guaranteed before, I will guarantee again, whatever it is...it's not going to be fucking pretty! I will leave you on those notes. Goodnight friend, and you better watch your back [Laughing] you never know when I could be lurking around a corner!! [Laughing hysterically]

[Moral turns his back on Arthryn, as he readies himself to leave. However, chuckling weirdly, Arthryn yells clearly...]

Arthryn - HOW ABOUT YOU COME DOWN HERE SO I CAN BEAT YOU UP WITH MY SILVER SPOON JUST LIKE YOU WERE BEAT UP LONG AGO!!!

The Informer - THAT WAS DISGUSTING! How can anyone be so insensitive about this!

[Moral stops suddenly, and turns around, with a psychotic look on his face. Slowly he starts making his way down the rampway..]

Arthryn - Ahhh, that's more like it. Hey wait a second...are you limping? Oh no, my bad. That's your ass hurting after the beating your dad gave you 20 years ago. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

[Moral is just walking. He drops the mic to the floor, and heads silently to the ring. He enters the ring under the first rope and stands about 5 feet away from Arthryn...]

Arthryn - What is this now? Is this the way you looked at your parents when they were about to beat you up? 'Cause rest assured, I will kick your...

[Moral throws a right punch at Arthryn, who ducks it and throws a blow of his own, blocked by Moral. Moral kicks Arthryn in the guts, pushing him back a few feets, and then spears him to the ground. They start brawling severely, until security crew comes down. They separate both men. Arthryn grabs the mic from the floor...]

Arthryn - Moral, you challenged Arthryn. Nobody has done that to date, until you. So feel lucky, you just impressed me. You might just be a mental threat to the EWA. But I on the other hand...hahaha, quoting the EWA's next PPV...I am a Global Threat. You start this whole shit with fire. Well then, you have just picked your element. So how about we bring Captain Planet, July the 30th. Global Threat 2000. Moral, you want to play with fire? Some call it an Inferno match, some call it a hellacious match. I just call it a 'fuck with fire? fuck you, Moral' match. But for the sake of the card, lets just call it Inferno match. So Moral, You, me, North American title on the line, Inferno Match, Global Threat. Lets just see if I can burn your ass, 'cause that's something I bet your parents didn't get to do. HAHAHAHAHAAHAH!

The Informer - What!?!? Another match has been signed for Global Threat, for the North American title between Arthryn and Moral!!

Eddie Sensation - Don't forget, it's an INFERNO MATCH!!

[Moral has totally lost it. He's trying desperately to get past security, but to no avail. Arthryn is pushed back until he decides to leave to the backstage area. Moral eventually calms down, and walks out of the ring silently...]

Masta Red - First I would like to say great to see ya back in EWA. Now for Cody. Naw, I doubt that very seriously if he is going to put a stop to my so-called great winning streak. Cody is a great competitor, but I have gotten in the ring twice now and I have warmed up to my enviroment around here in EWA. So I feel to good just to let Cody run me over.

Zed - Last week you put The Hustler through a windshield. Why would you commit such a heinous act? He has done nothing to wrong you! What's the story? Did you have a motive?

Masta Red - The Hustler was the reason I came to EWA. I wanted to see what this guy was really about. Then I put him in the hospital during his Extreme match with Wildman. He stayed there for about a week and a half. Then he still was silent. Then I went out looking for him and he still didn't show up. That fed me up. Then he tries to attack me after my match with Kearse, then I got my chance to really see what he was about and it wasn't much. Hustler is nothing now. Whenever he gets up the balls to face me. Tell him I will be waiting.

Zed - Lets get back to ringside!

Cody Covington - He even has a streak? Who cares ... streak or no streak I'm still going out there to kick his ass. The guy wins two matches against a man, who quite frankly has NOTHING and he proclaims himself a God. If he wants to impress me, lets see a winning streak like BrinK had ... and when it comes to streaks... I sure as hell have em! Bad or good ... longest international reign, shortest world reign ... but in the end ... it REALLY doesn't matter!

Rachel Stevens - We all saw what happened earlier with you and GeniPher... will that at all affect your match, and your performance??

Cody Covington - Okay, let me ask you a question....

Rachel Stevens - Um, okay....

Cody Covington - Why don't you stay the hell out of my business?! Don't you have anything better to do like sucking off Stone?! You f^ckin crab infested WHORE!!

[Cody gets up in Rachel's face and then pushes her aside, storming off to the entryway. Rachel has a very disturbed look on her face as she turns back towards the camera...]

Rachel Stevens - Back to you guys at ringside...

Tom Stone - Chris.... OPEN UP! It's Stone.

[No answer...]

Tom Stone - Jericho, dont fuck around. I know you're there. Open up!

[Stone tries to open the door, but it's locked. There is still no answer...]

Tom Stone - I know you're there you peice of--Nevermind. Just listen up. I'm holding a meeting after your match tonight... BE THERE, or you're fired! Don't beleive me?! Test me. You'll find out what it's about when you get there... just BE THERE.

[Stone checks off Jericho's name, and walks away. Once Stone has rounded the corner, Chris Jericho opens the door. He looks at the camera, laughs, and closes the door.]

Chris Myers - This next match is scheduled for one fall!

["My Own Summer (Shove It)" by Deftones blasts through the speakers...]

Chris Myers - Introducing first... standing 6'6" and weighing in at 283 pounds, from Miami, Florida, "Crystal Clear" Cody Covington!

["Crystal Clear" Cody Covington steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

The Informer - There's Cody Covington... and look at his hands! He's got his hands taped up!

Vic Canon - Well, after he attacked his locker room door, his hands are probably broken!

Eddie Sensation - All because of that GeniPher chick! Damn women...

["Gotten" by Wild Boyz blasts through the speakers...]

Chris Myers - And his opponent... standing 6'5" and weighing in at 275 pounds, from Atlanta, Georgia, Masta Red!

[Masta Red steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

The Informer - And here comes Masta Red, who's got off to a pretty good 2-0 start in the EWA.

Vic Canon - But, tonight he has Cody Covington! This guy isn't no Brandon Kearse!

Eddie Sensation - Right... Cody isn't your normal walk in the park.. he's a former EWA Heavyweight Champion!

The Informer - Lets see if Masta Red can continue his streak... there's the bell! This match is underway!

Vic Canon - They lock up! Cody grabs Masta Red in a headlock! Ohh.. Masta Red gets out of the hold easily, and nails Cody with a dropkick from behind!

Eddie Sensation - And Cody Covington goes flying over the top rope!

The Informer - Wow... Cody's hands must be pretty bad... he couldn't hold on to that headlock!

Vic Canon - And now Cody gets back into the ring...

Eddie Sensation - They lock up again..... this time Masta goes for the headlock! Cody throws Masta Red to the ropes....

The Informer - Masta Red bounces off, and comes flying at Covington! Covington catces him, and lifts him in the air in a Gorilla Press Slam!

Vic Canon - No! Cody dropped him! And now C4 is holding his hands in pain!

Eddie Sensation - Look! Masta Red landed on his feet! He's got Cody set up! OOH!! DDT!!!

The Informer - Masta Red goes for the cover... 1.... 2.... No! Cody gets his foot on the ropes.

Vic Canon - Masta Red lifts Cody to his feet.. He hooks him from behind! LOOK OUT!! MASTA PLEX COMING RIGHT UP!

Eddie Sensation - No! Cody elbows him in the mouth! Masta Red stumbles back... Cody charges at him! LOOK OUT!!! BACK BODY DROP, OVER THE TOP ROPE!

The Informer - And Cody Covington comes crashing down right infront of us!

Vic Canon - Damn... is it just me, or does Cody seem off his game?!

Eddie Sensation - I told you! That chick!

The Informer - Duh, Vic! Cody is really pissed off at what happened earlier... and now he cant even wrestle because his hands are in a very bad condition!

Vic Canon - Oh, ok... I thought it was just me...

Eddie Sensation - Cody is crawling back into the ring... Oh! Masta Red steps on his hands!

The Informer - Damn! Look at Cody roll around in pain!

Vic Canon - Masta Red is following him around, not knowing what to do next! And now Cody is rolling out of the ring!

Eddie Sensation - Haha! Covington is heading up the ramp, and backstage! Why is he leaving?!

The Informer - I guess the pain is too much for him to handle! Cody Covington is out of here!

Vic Canon - And there's the bell!!

Chris Myers - The winner of this match by way of Count Out, Masta Red!

Eddie Sensation - Damn! Masta Red is 3-0 now!

The Informer - That's pretty good! This guy should have a great future ahead of him in the EWA!

Arthryn - Moral, let me introduce you to Eric f'n Walther. Now you fucking know what it's like to mess with Arthryn.

[Moral groans slightly as he is on the floor in pain...]

Arthryn - Ohhh baby, it hurts? it hurts? Well, I'm now your daddy, and if it's hurting, learn from your mistakes...'cause I dont give a fuck!

Vic Canon - The fans don't like this duo for what they did to Ethan Tyler last week.

Eddie Sensation - I don't know what happened to the music..

["Counterfeit" by Limp Bizkit begins to play as the fans boo louder but no one comes out and the music is cut.]

The Informer - Did these two no-show their big interview?

Vic Canon - I don't know what the hell is going on here..

Eddie Sensation - You never know what the hell will happen on Heat!

[We hear a drum beat...]

[Some in the crowd are confused as a instrumental of "Iron Man" starts up but they start booing when they see who comes out.]

Vic Canon - I thought that group was dead..

[Hacker and Bry2K walk out in EWO t-shirts as the fans start booing. Hacker smirks at the angry fans of South Africa as he and Bry2K walk to the ring. Once inside the ring, Bry2K grabs a ring microphone.]

Bry2K - Hey y..

[Bry2K stops as we hear boos.]

Bry2K - Hey yo.. shut up!

[Bry2K hands the mic to Hacker.]

Hacker - I didn't come here to be friendly with you all. I came here to explain why we destroyed the Underground Hero.

[Bry2K gets a ring mic.]

Bry2K - I'm sure that South Africa's EWA Tuesday Heat is pretty damn old.. but you gotta hate us. We killed off Ethan Tyler and we did it because we want to prove a point.

Hacker - Remember when I was being attacked by Fallen Angel and Tom Stone and his thugs? I didn't have back-up and that cost me the EWA World title. Now, I have back up but you people boo me. You boo me because not only do I have back up? I have brought back the EWO. I have brought back this group so me and Bryan can reign surpreme over the Tag Team division, so me and Bryan can destroy those guys in cow suits and those guys that think a green card is something you get in Ol' Maid.

Bry2K - You all have to be wondering, "Why can't Johannesburg have restrooms". Besides that point, you have to be wondering why we attacked Ethan. Ethan is a nobody, Ethan is just a stupid punk kid from Oregon and we did something to make ourselves known. We aren't about to sit back and let a arrogant kid who is greener than a Jello desert overshadow us.

Hacker - Ethan, you were trained by the technical wizard Johnny Hardcore, Big whoop. I beat Johnny Hardcore like a Johannesburg streetwhore many times and if he returns from retirement, I will do it again.

Bry2K - Right on mang, Ethan Tyler, your finisher can be banned in 48 states but our beatings are banned in 50 states and 7 provinces. Ethan Tyler was the first victim in the path of the EWO. Our mission is to get to the top of the EWA by any means nesessary.

Hacker - That brings me to Rocky Blonde and his tag team partner Jumpin' Jack Flash. Boyos, as you may remember, two weeks ago, I proved that Rocky Blonde doesn't melt in your hands but I proved that he would use any tactic to win. Rocky Blonde knows that if it wasn't for Jumping Jack Flash, I would have beat him like he was beaten everyday on the streets. Rocky, it can be about the heart all you want but the only thing that will get you is a true love, it doesn't get you a win over the EWO. Bryan, do a Rocky Blonde line for me..

Bry2K - [In a Mike Tyson voice] Hacker, don't you worry your time will come when I get into the ring with you and show you fair and square no DQ just how much of a badass I am.

The Informer - [Over the headset] You have to admit, that's a pretty good impersonation.

Hacker - Rocky Blonde, You're gonna show me how much of a badass you are? You sure don't look like a badass. If you face me in a no-DQ match, I will beat you so bad, you will think you are at one of your gay bondage dungeons. Rocky, you can say fair and square all you want to but Johnny Flash was at ringside for one reason, to make sure I didn't beat you AND YOU KNOW IT!

Bry2K - Rocky Blonde, you have to be the sissiest looking badass I've ever seen and I don't know what your partner's deal is. Does me sneak up from behind and give you the 6 inch sausage between the buns when you two are at home? Hack, quote Jumpin' Johnny Flash for us all.

Hacker - Okay.. 'Hacker, Hacker, Hacker. You know your one lucky son of a bitch, because if my man here Rocky decided he wanted to win that match instead of doing what he did you would of been pulverized. '

Bry2K - I guess that means Rocky is the stupidest badass I've ever seen also. Flash, that match was my business because it involved someone that is one of my best friends, you wouldn't know the meaning of the term best friend because you and Rocky got slaughtered by the Cows on Crack. Our time to beat your silly asses is gonna come sooner than later.

Hacker - Yeah.. Rocky Blonde and John Flash, I hope you boys have what it takes to be a tag team with the EWO in town.

Bry2K - Conceited Bastards.. don't sing it, BRING IT!

The Informer - And here come the Highly Conceited Bastards! From the crowd!

Vic Canon - Bry2K and Hacker turn around... OH!! OH!!! The HCB take down the EWO with two big clotheslines! But the EWO are up again... and now it's an all-out brawl!

Eddie Sensation - OOH!! LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT, RIGHT!!

The Informer - And here comes some EWA officials to break this mess up!

Vic Canon - Wow, the EWO is here in the EWA! This should be interesting..

Eddie Sensation - Yep.

The Informer - Well fans, we've got to take a quick break.. we'll be back in 60 seconds!

Nuno Nitrowalawitz - Fenichel is a smart man!! He realizes talent when he see's it, and he knows that when Nuno Nitrowalawitz wins this thing, he's going to get ALL of the women in america watching Heat!! And you know what that means for the EWA's ratings!

Zed - Last week you beat the likes of a wrestler who puts people like Serial Thrylla to shame. Yes, that's right, I'm talking about Tito. However, after your victory you shook hands with Tito? Is there something we should know? An alliance of some sort?

Nuno Nitrowalawitz - Naw, I just felt sorry for the little guy!! He looked so heart broken when he realized that I beat him, and I couldn't stand looking at him like that! Plus, there's nothing more the ladies like then seeing their opponents as friends, and not enemies!

Zed - There you have it folks, lets get back to ringside!

Divine - Dave Fenichel is hot!! That is my very first impression. I'm glad Davey decided to place me in this tournament because I'd REALLY like to win it, so Dave, if you're watching and I know you are, if I can get any...um...advantages by sucking your sack, please respond to me!! Dave Fenichel is Jewish isnt he?

Rachel Stevens - Yes, I believe he is...

Divine - Do you think he's circumcised?!? Or does it look like a little Jewish turtle neck sweater?!?

Rachel Stevens - Uh....umm....what about Nuno?!?

Divine - Ahh, Nuno! A hot damn gigolo indeed!! I think tonight I'm going to really enjoy competing with Nuno. I've always had my eye on him since he won the EWA North American championship awhile back, I always keep my eyes on the North American champions, they're always sexy. Anyway, Nuno does look like a tasty dish and tonight I'm going to sample his lean cuisine!!

Rachel Stevens - Also, last week on Heat, it was announced that you will be in the main event! Chris Jericho vs. Chandler vs. Divine vs. Serial Thrylla is the match, FOR the World Title! What are your comments on that?? Do you think Team Ballz will be out here tonight during your match??

Divine - I cant believe that I am actually in a spot to win the world title!! The EWA World title!! Can you imagine what Tommy Stones would think?!? He would be more orgasmic than me!! I can picture Tom's HUGE victory party he would throw for me!! Finally Tom could have the type of world champion he wants for the EWA....A RAGING HOMOSEXUAL!!! I would be an equal opportunity champion, for all races, religions and sexual orientations!! And when I say equal opportunity I mean it!! For example, I wouldn't just have sex with white men, I'd do black boys and black men too. But two boys who I'd defiantly like to take away to summer camp and molest are Serial Thrylla and Chandler!! OOOH, they turn me on!! Especially Thrylla!! I dont know why, I just dont, but I know I like him...ALOT!! The way he moves, the way he looks, the way his ass giggles when he jumps up and down.

Rachel Stevens - Ok, back to you guys at ringside!

Chris Myers - This next match is scheduled for one fall, and is a First Round World Tour Tournament Match!

["Just A Gigolo" by David Lee Roth blasts through the speakers...]

Chris Myers - Introducing first... standing 5'11" and weighing in at 204 pounds, from Poland, "Hot Damn Gigolo" Nuno Nirtowalawitz!

["Hot Damn Gigolo" Nuno Nitrowalawitz steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

The Informer - And here comes Nuno, who's fresh off a win over Tito!

Vic Canon - Hahaha!!!

Eddie Sensation - What's so funny?! Tito is a great athlete! HAHAHA!!!

The Informer - Yeah, RIGHT!

["I'm Too Sexy" by Right Said Fred blasts through the speakers...]

Chris Myers - And his opponent... standing 6'8" and weighing in at 325 pounds, from Candy Land, Divine!

[Divine steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

The Informer - If you dont recall, a few weeks ago, Divine and Tito were best friends!

Vic Canon - Until Cody Covington stepped into the picture, and ruined them!

Eddie Sensation - Yeah... they were lovers!

The Informer - We dont have to get into those details Eddie! My point is, last week Nuno beat Tito... is that a sign of things to come for Divine tonight??

Vic Canon - Hell no! Divine is WAY more skilled than Tito!

Eddie Sensation - Are you sure?!

The Informer - I'd have to agree... Divine is the greatest North American Champion of all-time!

Vic Canon - Anyway, there's the bell... this match is underway! Nuno charges at Divine! Divine kicks him in the gut.... PILEDRIVER!

Eddie Sensation - Oh man! Nuno's momentum caused that to hurt a lot more then it should have!

The Informer - Divine doesnt go for the cover! Instead, he lifts Nuno.... Swinging Neckbreaker!

Vic Canon - Damn! Divine is throwing him around like a rag doll!

Eddie Sensation - And now Divine is going to the top rope! Nuno is out cold! This could end the match right here!

The Informer - Divine jumps! OOOH!!! BIG SPLASH, FROM THE TOP ROPE!

Vic Canon - Nuno's lungs have been flattened!

Eddie Sensation - And now Divine is lifting Nuno to his feet again! Divine scoops him up... UH OH! This could be the Divine Intervention!

The Informer - Divine has him set up.... LOOK OUT!!! OH!!!!! DIVINE INTERVENTION! HE NAILED IT!

Vic Canon - He goes for the cover.... 1..... 2....... 3!

Chris Myers - And the winner of this match... Divine!

Eddie Sensation - Damn! Was that a one sided match or what?!

The Informer - Haha! I guess Divine IS a lot more talented than Tito!

Vic Canon - That, or Nuno was just having a bad day!

Eddie Sensation - Yeah, right!

The Informer - Well fans, we've got to cut to a quick break! Dont go anywhere!

Tom Stone - You know what?! FUCK THESE GUYS! They dont belong in the EWA.... they can eat shit and die for all I care! They won't be attending this meeting!

[Stone scratches out Serial Thrylla and Chandler's names off the list, and heads for the next locker room door.]

[The arena gets dark and the dim light shines on the entrance ramp. Out from behind the curtain steps Howell with the EWA International Championship around his shoulder. He slowly and sadistically walks to the ring while he receives a chorus of boos from the crowd. Howell steps into the ring and stands next to Rachel Stevens.]

Rachel Stevens - Howell, I have noticed you are still wearing the EWA International Championship even though I will point out it doesn't belong to you. So don't you have the common courtesy to give the title back to its right full owner Nomad?

Howell - Rachel, you aren't very smart are you? Your IQ must be a little low. Do you know who I am? Do you have any clue in your right man who I am? I am a man who doesn't have an inch of compassion in his body. I am a man that doesn't have any courtesy whatsoever. And I am a man that is about to knock you on your fat ass in about two second's jack! You see when I was sent home from the EWA a little while back for being "too psycho" I thought about what the hell that means, because in the EWA people have done a lot more crazy things then I have done and have never been taken off the air for it, but I realized it isn't about what alrighty has happened, it is about what is going to happen next. Stone knew or thought he knew I would explode like a psychotic maniac next, but Stone sending me home and taking me off television was the worst move you ever made. For one I am a lot more unstable right now then a was about a month or two ago. Secondly that really pissed the hell off out of me and isn't going to make me any nicer. And thirdly I realized that if I played by the rules, my ass was going to get burnt, so now I make up the rules and not anyone else. So therefore my claims of being the true EWA International Champion are true, so Rachel you can put this in the record books I am the CURRENT EWA INTERNATIONAL CHAMPION, and there ain't a damn thing anyone, especially little boy Nomad can do about it.

Rachel Stevens - Alright, well as you already know, the first members of the EWA Hall of Fame were announced earlier this week and you saw that Nomad was inducted into the EWA Hall of Fame. What are your thoughts on that?

Howell - Nomad entering the Hall of Fame, yeah well I can't deny that he has done a lot. He has been a EWA Heavyweight Champion, an EWA International Champion 3 times, he had one of the greatest feuds of all-time with another hall of famer T-N-T, and he was the leader of Team Ballz 2000. I might not be the sharpest knife in the draw, but I do know my history. But that is exactly what it is, history! Nomad you once were a great man, a man maybe I would have looked up too, but maybe that is why I hate you so much, because you are much like me and we do have some things in common. But to be honest, your time has pasted, and this is the present, and in present day you aren't what you used to be, I am better then you Nomad and you know it! So Nomad in the past they might have referred to you as "the man" in the EWA, but now you are just a run down old timer, and I am going to pick up the pieces and show that missing a few screws does have its advantages.

Rachel Stevens - Howell, I am sorry but are we talking about the same Nomad here? He sure isn't washed up because he is the EWA International.....well I mean he is still a great wrestler and asset to the EWA.

Howell - Yeah he is an asset to the EWA because of the demographic hat he draws, all the Teenage gothic punks who by watching Nomad think twice about killing themselves. Well I can agree he'll draw the ratings because the people still like the old-timers of the EWA, so I guess they will probably like what I am going to do right now. And what I am going to do is tell Nomad that we don't have to wait until July 30th, at Global Threat 2000, we can do it right here tonight, right now! So if you got the balls Nomad, then bring them and show you still have it old man!

The Informer - I doubt Nomad will be happy about these comments... he's not in the building tonight, so there's no way he'll be responding to these comments.

Howell - That is just what I thought, your gothic hero is nothing more then a gothic pussy. So all of you that tuned in to watch Nomad can commit suicide now because that is what is happening to Nomad when he steps in the ring with me. So you didn't have the balls get in the ring with me tonight, and hell I was gonna defend my title too. Well Nomad you can run and hide, but when July 30th rolls around the corner your hiding is over and we will meet right here in the ring. And it will be in one of your infamous Glass Matches. Oh yes Nomad that will be a fun night because I will show the whole world not just that you can't defeat me, but that you can't defeat me in your own match! So Nomad in mid-August when you are still laying in a hospital bed from the beating I will dish out to you at Global Threat, you will remember these words more clearly then ever before, never hunt what you can't kill!

Vic Canon - Well, there's Howell for ya!

The Informer - Lets send it backstage...

Ethan Tyler - Pardon the French Zed, but personally, I don't give a shit about the tournament for a few reasons... Number one, I don't care for Fenichel and whatever little "bastard brain child" he creates. Also, how in the hell can I worry about a tournament when a far bigger win has been just beyond my reach.... Look at my record, it's a god damn goose egg in the win column and I got three nice little losses, and let me tell you I don't want a fourth one. I'm tired of going out there and disappointed the fans simply because I haven't been able to get the job done right.

Zed - Well, you have had many times to get it done right.... If you had used the chair against Wildman in your debut, you could have had that match.

Ethan Tyler - Good God, at what price must a man win? Does it take a concussion? Does it take a broken arm? Or how about ending your opponent's career? Come on man, I don't do hardcore..... I avoid that which is unecessary and doing hardcore isn't means of survival......

Zed - Well, as difficult as it may be for you to win matches, winning is your only ticket into the fed. What do you think your chances of winning are tonight?

Ethan Tyler - I think my chances are good... Finally I'm getting a one on one match and I'm going to go give those people the best wrestling match they've ever seen... No chairs, no tables. Just good old wrestling, the way it should be. This is one Thorn that isn't going to be in my side for very long.

Zed - Strong words from Ethan Tyler..... Back to you guys at ringside.

Thorn - It's nice to have a tournament where you stick an exprienced guy like me, with a bunch of new rookie losers. Ya know why Bitchface?

Rachel Stevens - Umm... no... why?

Thorn - Because it let's me show all of these new pieces of shit that are calling me an old, has been without a future anymore... it let's me show them that an "old" fuck like me can... and WILL kick the shit out of each and every person that stands in my way. Bitchface, I don't care what you or anyone else says, because I AM going to win this tournament, I AM going to show everyone that I'm not something of the past, and I AM going to kick the shit out of Ethan Tyler tonight. Underground Hero? Yeah, he's gunna be underground.... six feet.

Rachel Stevens - Ethan Tyler has yet to pick up a win in the EWA, but that's all he has to do in order for Stone to start treating him like any other wrestler in the EWA. Do you feel like you're doing Stone a favor by wrestling this match??

Thorn - Doing Stone a favor? Why would I want to do Stone a favor? I'm not going to go as far as The Brink and want to kill him. But Stone pisses me off, and if he wanted me to do him a favor, he would put me in a match with Chris Jericho, so we could have a champion that isn't a big, ugly, stupid, untalented piece of shit. How about Stone does me a favor for once. I'm doing Stone's dirty work beating this Ethan Tyler guy, I'm doing Stone a favor by being in his damn company, I'm doing Stone a favor putting up with your skanky ass right now. Stone, how about you do something for me once and awhile? I've been in your company for a year and a half and all you've done is shit on my parade. I've done favor after favor for you Stone, time to turn the tables. Quit thinking about yourself, your ratings, your merchandise, and all that bullshit for once! Cause if it wasn't for me, you wouldn't have those ratings, you wouldn't have that money from merchandise, YOU WOULDN'T HAVE ON THAT UGLY SHITTY SUIT!! Fuck this, this interview is over.

Rachel Stevens - Back to you guys at ringside!

Chris Myers - This next match is scheduled for one fall, and is a First Round World Tour Tournament Match!

["The Big Fuck You" by Primer 55 blasts through the speakers...]

Chris Myers - Introducing first... standing 6'1" and weighing in at 201 pounds, from Sacramento, California, Thorn!

[Thorn steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

The Informer - And here comes Thorn! We havent seen him in a while...

Vic Canon - He's possibly the one guy who could win this tournament easily! But he's got Ethan Tyler in the first round.. that should be tough!

Eddie Sensation - And remember! The winner of this match fights Divine in the next round, NEXT WEEK on Heat!

["Fire up the Shoesaw" by Lionrock blasts through the speakers...]

Chris Myers - And his opponent... standing 6'3" and weighing in at 246 pounds, from Portland, Oregon, "The Underground Hero" Ethan Tyler!

["The Underground Hero" Ethan Tyler steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

The Informer - LOOK OUT!!! THERE'S HACKER AND BRY2K!!!

Vic Canon - From behind, they've attacked Ethan Tyler!

Eddie Sensation - They're kicking and punching at him! But the ref cant do anything, this match hasn't started yet!

The Informer - Hacker has Tyler set up.... NO, DONT DO IT!!

Vic Canon - OOOOH!!! HACKKNIFE!!! RIGHT ONTO THE CONCRETE FLOOR!!!

Eddie Sensation - Great! I guess that does it for this match!

The Informer - No, Eddie! The ref hasn't said anything to the ring announcer... but he's kicking out Hacker and Bry2K!

Vic Canon - Hacker and Bry2K are getting out of here, and Thorn is coming to the outside to get Ethan Tyler into the ring!

Eddie Sensation - What a vulture!

The Informer - Thorn has Ethan Tyler in the ring, and he's working on him! He's got him seated in the corner, and Thorn is kicking him in the chest!

Vic Canon - But the ref is still on the outside! Wait a minute, here he comes!

Eddie Sensation - And there's the bell! This match has now officially started!

The Informer - Thorn picks up Tyler, and throws him to the ropes! Tyler bounces back..... OHHH!! BIG POWERSLAM BY THORN!

Vic Canon - And now Thorn is setting up Ethan Tyler in the ropes!

Eddie Sensation - Hey, I've seen this before! What's he doing??

The Informer - He's setting him up for the Crown of Thorns, Eddie! Thorn is climbing to the top rope...

Vic Canon - Ethan Tyler isn't moving! This can't be good!

Eddie Sensation - Thorn jumps!

The Informer - CROWN OF THORNS!!! HE NAILED IT!!!!

Vic Canon - Thorn goes for the cover... 1...... 2...... 3!!!!

Chris Myers - And the winner of this match, Thorn!

Eddie Sensation - Damn, that was quick!

The Informer - Thanks to Hacker and Bry2K! Tyler had no chance after that Hackknife onto the concrete floor!

Vic Canon - So, Thorn moves on! And so does Divine! That means these two will meet next week, in the second round of this tournament!

Eddie Sensation - How many other matches are there?

The Informer - There's 4 matches for the second round... and all of them will take place next week! The matches are:

Vic Canon - The Hustler vs. The Wildman, WaR CrYmE vs. Lorenzo Hayes, Thorn vs. Divine, and Howell gets a bye.

Eddie Sensation - So, that's THREE matches for next week!

The Informer - Right.

Eddie Sensation - But you said 4!

The Informer - No I didnt!

Eddie Sensation - Yes you did!

The Informer - NO I DIDNT!

Eddie Sensation - YES YOU DID!!!!!!!!!

Pegasus Warrior - Stone....

Tom Stone - Listen up Peggy.... There's a meeting tonight, after the main event match. EVERYONE MUST BE THERE. That includes you. If you dont show, you'll be fired. So just show up, got me?

Pegasus Warrior - Gotcha.

Tom Stone - Alright, see you then.

[Pegasus Warrior closes the door, and Stone checks off his name...]

[The scene fades to black and back to the pre-recorded interview.]

The Informer - You recently returned to the Extreme Wrestling Association once again as the Commissioner and you immediately made an impact by organizing an EWA Tag Team tournament for the titles. Here we are a little while later. and the Tag division is looking great. Do you take any credit for that?

Vince Di Nardo - Well, I always loved tag team wrestling, and I honestly believed that EWA fans were not getting top notch tag team wrestling. So, I made it my concern to make a tournament, and allow things to happen. I guess, I'll take credit where credit is due.

The Informer - Who's idea was it for you to be the Commissioner of the EWA?

Vince Di Nardo - Mine, I came to Tom and wanted back in, I found that fire I had lost, and I wanted back in so bad. I wasn't in ring shape, so Tom offered me a number of positions, I liked commissioner best, cause, I could be smack dab in the middle of all the action.

The Informer - Since your return you've been working behind the scenes with the EWA creative team. How are you liking the job?

Vince Di Nardo - It's pretty damn fun, but it's not something I would like to be doing for a long time, not at all. This was more like a time passer, and that's all.

The Informer - Ok, let's get down to business here. It wasn't that long ago. "The Cornerstone Invitational". you and your best friend "The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante were scheduled to have a match. But that was exactly what didn't happen. Care to explain the significance of the interview that rattled a lot of people?

Vince Di Nardo - No significance whatsoever. We were playing on the fans that's all. I'm sorry if we teased you all, but no, that interview meant scrap.

The Informer - Do you plan to bring back RX? With Nick. without Nick? Any plans?

Vince Di Nardo - No, RX was great but it's nothing I wanna do. RX was about a group, this time around, it's all about me.

The Informer - So you're saying that you were simply playing on the fan's emotions with that promo?

Vince Di Nardo - Very good. You got it!!

The Informer - What does the future hold for "Top Dollar" Vinny D in the EWA?

Vince Di Nardo - Well, down the road, I'd like to wrestle, I'm not too sure when, hopefully sooner than later. I'm in great condition, so, I'm ready physically, I'm not sure if I'm totally prepared emotionally though, I'm just gonna give it some time.

The Informer - You plan on wrestling? Do you plan on going after Team Ballz once again?

Vince Di Nardo - Team Ballz, well, I could care less about them, this time, when I do come in, I'm worrying about myself, and only me. No more factions, no more teaming with people, nothing, justVinny .D. and that's all. You go around to some of the old schoolers, go to t6he EOCW, ECW, ask around, they all call me the Original Outlaw. Simply because it ended up being me, who would be the first to defy authority. Team Ballz they are outstanding, but I've been there and pulled that off with DX, I held all the EWA titles, I damn near took over the ECW. So like I said before, it's all about me, this time, and only me.

The Informer - Vince, are you worried that this may be your last chance to gain the love and respect of the fans? If you were to leave again and call it quits this time, you'd lose all credibility in your name. Does that weigh heavy on your mind?

Vince Di Nardo - No. I ain't gonna leave, without giving everyone the true Vinny .D. I swear to you, Informer, remember where you were, on this date, because in a matter of time I will be where I deserve to be.

The Informer - Now that you plan to wrestle, will you drop your role as EWA Commissioner?

Vince Di Nardo - No, I'm gonna keep it, I like that job.

The Informer - What is the number one thing you hope to achieve by joining the EWA as a wrestler?

Vince Di Nardo - Actually there are two things: The EWA Heavyweight Title.......... I managed the Heavyweight champ, but it's not the same as having that title around your waist. And, proving to everyone, that I just don't talk the talk, that I sure as damn hell walk the walk too. This time, I wanna get what I deserve.

The Informer - Thank you for your time "Top Dollar". it was a pleasure. Best of luck with your career.

Vince Di Nardo - By the way, don't call me "Top Dollar" anymore......... My friends call me "The Original Outlaw" you can call me by that name, not cause you're my friend, but cause I'm sick of this Top Dollar crap.......

[Fade to black and back into the arena.]

The Informer - Well, there you have it guys! He's not the "Top Dollar" anymore... oh no! He's "The Original Outlaw" and he's back with some pretty important intentions. We look forward to seeing Vinny D back in the ring... hopefully for good this time around! But fans, right now we've got to head to a commercial break!

Vince Di Nardo - Rachel, from this moment on, you address me as The Original Outlaw. Cause that is who I really am, and what I always will be. Got it??

Rachel Stevens - Alright, The Original Outlaw it is! What are your thoughts on your opponent for tonight, "The Foundation" Brandon Kearse??

"The Original Outlaw" Vinny D - I ain't gonna shoot my mouth off, I ain't gonna toot my own horn. I'm gonna say this, once, and only once.............. Make sure you watch that match tonight!!!

Rachel Stevens - Back to you guys at ringside!

Chris Myers - This next match is scheduled for one fall!

["Beautiful People" by Marilyn Manson blasts through the speakers...]

Chris Myers - Introducing first... accompanied to the ring by Ashley Kearse, standing 6'3" and weighing in at 250 pounds, from California, "The Foundation" Brandon Kearse!

[Ashley Kearse and "The Foundation" Brandon Kearse step out from behind the curtain and head towards the ring.]

The Informer - And here comes Brandon Kearse!

Vic Canon - Kearse has gotten off to a rough start in the EWA...

Eddie Sensation - Yeah, he's 0-5! What a jobber!

The Informer - Easy Eddie!

["The Outlaw Torn" by Metallica blasts through the speakers...]

Chris Myers - And his opponent... standing 6'7" and weighing in at 287 pounds, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, "The Original Outlaw" Vinny D!

["The Original Outlaw" Vinny D steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

The Informer - And here comes "The Original Outlaw"!

Vic Canon - Also known as Vince Di Nardo, or even Vince Black!

Eddie Sensation - What about "Top Dollar" Vinny D??

The Informer - Yes Eddie, all the same person!

Vic Canon - Well, tonight is Vince's debut.. lets see how it goes! There's the bell!

Eddie Sensation - Brandon "The Jobber" Kearse charges at Vinny D!

The Informer - "The Original Outlaw" grabs Kearse, and rolls him up!

Vic Canon - Ha! Yeah right! The ref counts.... 1...... 2...... 3!!!!!

Chris Myers - And the winner of this match, "The Original Outlaw" Vinny D!

Eddie Sensation - WHAT?!?!

The Informer - Oh my god! "The Original Outlaw" Vinny D has just won his debut match in the EWA without even executing ONE move!

Vic Canon - Damn!

Eddie Sensation - And now Kearse is 0-6!!!! DAMN! Doesn't he get the point?!

The Informer - I guess not!

Vic Canon - Well folks, we have to take another quick break... But it WILL BE QUICK! So dont go anywhere! We'll be right back!

The Informer - It's been a true classic. However, last week we saw the debut of Josh Hamric as he showed his true colors and aligned himself with Lorenzo Hayes.

Eddie Sensation - It was a disgrace to the EWA! I mean, Nick went through all of that trouble to screw this guy over, and what happens? Hamric shows up in the EWA!

Vic Canon - I'll admit that it's weird seeing this guy around here... but at least Lorenzo Hayes will get more recognition. Uh-oh... listen to the music!

["What's the Difference" by Eminem and Dr. Dre begins to play over the PA system as Lorenzo Hayes and Josh Hamric emerge from the curtain.]

Eddie Sensation - Here they come! What could have Lorenzo Hayes meant last week when he said that he would think his options over, and tonight Don Michaels MIGHT be able to get Jeanine Trujillo back?!

Lorenzo Hayes - DON MICHAELS! I told you, Don. I told you that tonight would be your chance! Your ONLY chance to get Jeanine back. I told you I'd think it over... contemplate my options... and tonight, I've came to a decision! A decision that may change your life forever!

Vic Canon - What could that psycho mean by that?

The Informer - I have no clue. However, knowing the type of guy Lorenzo Hayes is, he MEANS EVERY WORD HE SAYS!

Josh Hamric - [Laughs] You're damn right, Lorenzo! Don Michaels tonight is the night to give us your answer. We have waited a week to see you face to face... mono e mono. So how about getting your ass out here RIGHT NOW, DAMMIT!

["My Way" by Frank Sinatra cranks throughout the arena.]

Eddie Sensation - And there he is! Don Michaels is on his way to the ring.

The Informer - Is it me or does he just not look the same without Jeanine by his side?

Vic Canon - You have a good point there, Informer. He ABSOLUTELY doesn't look the same without her there by his side. Which is why he's come out here right now! To find out how to get her back!

Don Michaels - Alright Hayes, you wanted an audience with "The $uperstar"? Well you've got it Hayes, so let's get straight to the point, what do you want from me, what will it take to get Jeanine back??

Lorenzo Hayes - So you want to know how you can get here back, eh? Well, it looks like you came out here for the right reason. Because Hammy and I have come up with a way in which we can settle this ONCE AND FOR ALL!

Josh Hamric - Don, what I wonder is why do you want Jeanine back SO MUCH? You're the damn "$uperstar"! You could get ANY woman you wanted... except Dominique Toto... so why are you so concerned about her?! Does she really mean THAT much to you??

Don Michaels - That's none of your damn business, Hamric.

Lorenzo Hayes - Well, ever since me and Hamric have been talking, we've pretty much come to the conclusion that she DOES NOT mean that much to you. In fact, we think you're just USING the NASTY SLUT! Which is why we have done what we have! We have done everything to Jeanine... FOR HER OWN GOOD!

Vic Canon - Now that is complete B.S.! Have you ever saw how Don Michaels has treated Jeanine in the back?

Eddie Sensation - Like crap?

Vic Canon - NO! Like a princess! He would NEVER use Jeanine! NEVER!

Josh Hamric - Yet, even though we have done all of this for her, she has yet to repay us! She seems to not notice what we've done is for the best. She seems to be... IN LOVE... with you Don!

[Don Michaels glares at Josh Hamric.]

Lorenzo Hayes - But it doesn't matter because you don't LOVE her! NO! You do NOT love her, Michaels! You never, nor will ever, LOVE JEANINE! Why should you love her? Remember, you can have ANYONE you want. Why her? Why Jeanine Trujillo?! SHE'S NOTHING SPECIAL! Quite frankly she is putrid, why would you choose her Don you're a Hollywood big shot as you say; why not take someone who is actually good looking?

Josh Hamric - You may not want to admit it, but it's the honest truth. You can't deny it. Which is the way you can prove to us that you deserve to have her back!

Vic Canon - Huh??

Lorenzo Hayes - Prove to us that you really don't need her! Show us that you don't think she's anything special!

Don Michaels - Is that what you want Hayes? You want me to embarrass her on national television; You're a sick man Hayes. Besides how do I know you'll keep your word?

Josh Hamric - Well, you'll just have to take that risk, Don.

Don Michaels - "she'snotanythingspecial." There are you happy now? Let her go Hayes, so we can settle this like men.

Lorenzo Hayes - [Laughs] I don't think so, Don! It's not that simple. How do we know that you're telling the truth? WE CAN'T! Or at least, we can't YET!

The Informer - What does that lunatic mean by that?! This guy needs to be put in an institution!

Josh Hamric - So before we came out here, Don... we conversed amongst ourselves on how we could determine if you'd be serious... because for one thing.. We KNEW you would just say it to get Jeanine back. So I'm sorry...it's not that easy.

Don Michaels - You want proof? Just how in the hell am I supposed to prove that to you?

Lorenzo Hayes - Well, it's simple! IT'S VERY SIMPLE! You see, on July 30, the EWA will be presenting "Global Threat 2000"! Are you catching on?

Don Michaels - You want a match with me Hayes? Is that it?

Josh Hamric - HAHA! Sorry, Don... WRONG AGAIN! Because you see, it just won't be my client Lorenzo Hayes in the match... I will also be involved!

Don Michaels - Oh, a handicap match. Big mistake Hamric, when get my hands on you....

Lorenzo Hayes - I guess you just don't understand, do you? Are you a fucking moron? Do you need us to spell it out for you? TAG TEAM MATCH! WE WANT A FUCKING TAG TEAM MATCH!!

The Informer - Huh? Who would be Don Michaels partner?

Don Michaels - So that's your game huh? A tag match, well then Mr. Ratings, who are you going to pick for my partner. GiBro? Al Capone? The Gigolo? Which loser is going to slow me down Hayes?

Josh Hamric - Who'd be your partner? SIMPLE! JEANINE TRUJILLO!! OBVIOUSLY!!

Vic Canon - WHAT??? JEANINE TRUJILLO?!?!

Lorenzo Hayes - Didn't we tell you it was simple! Huh? DIDN'T WE?! It's that simple, Don. You put her in our little tag team match... then it's a deal. Well, wait a second... forgot to say... IF YOU LOSE, YOU ALSO LOSE JEANINE!

The Informer - Don't accept it, Don! You practically have no chance!

Vic Canon - WHAT? It's Hamric, dammit! Jeanine could take him any day of the week!

Eddie Sensation - HEY! You must remember... Hamric used to hold the NHBWF Intercontinental title!

Vic Canon - EXACTLY! That just shows that Jeanine could take him!

Don Michaels - You can't possibly be serious?

Lorenzo Hayes - ANSWER THE DAMN QUESTION!!

Don Michaels - Okay, Okay, how do I know she's safe?

Josh Hamric - Fine... just look up at the Video Wall.

[As the camera cuts to the Video Wall, we're shown Jeanine Trujillo tied up with a gag in her mouth. She attempts to scream but only mumbles come out.]

Lorenzo Hayes - There, Don. There you have it. Right in your fucking face! If she's your world... if without her, you're nothing... then believe me, you BETTER accept this match up! Because if you decline... you'll have to think to yourself, what is Lorenzo Hayes doing with her?? Trust me on a few more weeks with Lorenzo and Jeanine won't even recognize you! And you can go to the bank on that one!

Don Michaels - FINE! I ACCEPT! Global Threat 2000... tag team match! JULY 30, 2000... YOU'RE DEATH!

Lorenzo Hayes - Death? Didn't I just tell you that was over-rated? [Laughs] If you're so confident that your going to kill me at the ppv why don't you give me a little sneak preview of what you're going to do to me RIGHT now! And if you don't, well Ill give Jeanine a sneak preview of why they call me the $tallion of Showbiz, and trust me she wont even know who you are!

Don Michaels - So you want some of me now.....good, because I want some of you. But before we go at it I want a guarantee that you won't harm Jeanine until Global Threat 2000, I want to know that no matter what happens to you tonight, Jeanine will be safe.

Lorenzo Hayes - Of course she will be safe. And I'm a man of my word so don't you have any worries old man!

Don Michaels - Good.

[Michaels tosses the microphone into Hayes face and turns his back on him, arms outstretched to the crowd.]

Eddie Sensation - THE PAPARAZZI HAVE HIT THE RING!!!!!

Vic Canon - Where the hell did they come from!

Eddie Sensation - I don't know but they're working over Hamric as Hayes has just ducked out of the ring.

The Informer - The Paparazzi toss the helpless Josh Hamric into the center of the ring, and into the waiting arms of The $uperstar Don Michaels.

Eddie Sensation - MY GOD!!!! WHAT A NECKBREAKER!!!!! HAMRIC IS DEAD HAMRIC IS DEAD!!!!!!

Vic Canon - No he's not, it's just his AWA impersonation.

[Michaels places a foot on Hamric's chest and poses as one of the Paparazzi takes pictures of him with a Polaroid camera.]

Don Michaels - What's the matter Hayes? Huh? Did you think that I'd show up unprepared again? Not on your life. So if you really want some, come get some Hayes!

Lorenzo Hayes - That's what you want me to do, I don't think so Don! I wanted it one on one and well you must be too god damn intimidated to face me just by yourself! Don when you get the balls to face me by yourself give me a call!

[Michaels takes one of the Polaroid pictures, signs his name to it, and then tosses it into Lorenzo Hayes' face.]

Lorenzo Hayes - Don SHOWTIME is coming your way once again! Tonight you got the better of me, but oh wait till Jeanine and myself are alone, then I'll turn the tables!

The Informer - Wow what a turn of events here! The $uperstar is back in control!

Vic Canon - But for how long?? Lorenzo Hayes still has Jeanine.

Eddie Sensation - That's just like Hayes to hide behind a woman!

The Informer - Folks we've got to cut to a commercial... Dont go anywhere!

[The scene slowly fades away...]

European Cow - Ladies and gentleman....for the thousands in attendance....and all my family watching back home...LLLLLLETS GET READY TO....

International Cow - MOOO!!!

Zed - It's quite apparent that the Mexican Connection have been having some problems, that should just make this match easier to win for you two. If you lose, would you guys really walk around with paper bags on your heads?

International Cow - ABSOLUTELY...MOO!

European Cow - BUT WE AIN'T GOING TO LOOSE THIS MATCH BOY! God put us on this green earth to eat grass...I mean to be THE EWA TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!

Zed - Lets get back to ringside.

El GiGante - Come on Rach, can I call you Rach?

Rachel Stevens - No my name would be Rachel. Please call me Rachel Mr. GiGante.

El GiGante - Oh aren't we a little feisty one. Anyway just like at their name chica. Come on when your name is the friggin Cows In Black then you ought to be laughed at esa. First of all I don't even know why they get a shot at our titles.

[The camera zooms in on the tag team title belt and then focuses back on GiGante.]

Rachel Stevens - Well if you've paid attention lately they've beaten some pretty talented teams.

El GiGante - Who??? The Highly Conceited Bastards. HA come on chica they are no match for The MeXican CoNNection. Cows just go back to the farm where your stank @#$e$ belong!

Moochie - Um, MOO? Cows 'N Black eh? Fuck dem! I beat the Wildmeng last week, and he's a champ-e-on! CIB you ain't done nuttin' yet meng! You can't beat da Moochie-Man! You can't handle me!

Rachel Stevens - Also, we're aware of the problems you two have been having lately... will you two put that aside, just for tonight's match?? Or even better, have you two fixed the problem??

El GiGante - Your damn right esa, our problem is fixed. There is nothing wrong with The MeXican CoNNection. Everything's great. We've been the champs for about a month now and were not gonna lose them tonight meng. I just hope the Cows are ready for MC!

Moochie - Bull shit! Dis is dee first time we've seen each other from last week! Just stay outta mah way Giggy and I'll win dis thang.

Rachel Stevens - Back to you guys at ringside!

Chris Myers - This next match is scheduled for one fall, and is a Tag Team Title Match!

["Cows In Black" by Will Smith blasts through the speakers...]

Chris Myers - Introducing first... accompanied to the ring by Bessy, at a total combined weight of 545 pounds, International Cow and European Cow, the Cows In Black!

[Bessy and the Cows in Black step out from behind the curtain and head towards the ring.]

The Informer - Well, here come the controversial "Cows in Black"... And although they dont have many fans, they do get the job done!

Vic Canon - They sure do... they're at a perfect 4 and 0 record in the EWA! And tonight is their FIRST Tag Team Title Match! It's going to be interesting to see who comes out on top tonight... the Cows, or the disfunctional Tag Team Champions!

Eddie Sensation - Those damn dirty mexicans...

["Rap Superstar" by Cypress Hill blasts through the speakers...]

Chris Myers - And their opponents... accompanied to the ring by Bret Sheer and Jay, at a total combined weight of 345 pounds, they are the EWA Tag Team Champions, The Mexican Connection!

[Bret Sheer, Jay and the EWA Tag Team Champions, The Mexican Connection step out from behind the curtain and head towards the ring.]

The Informer - Well, as we just said, they are pretty disfunctional... but, maybe tonight they'll just set their problems aside and retain their titles.

Vic Canon - Maybe... There's the bell! El GiGante will start this one off against International Cow!

Eddie Sensation - They lock up! GiGante throws International Cow to the ropes.... SPINEBUSTER by GiGante! He goes for the pin... 1.... 2.... No! European Cow breaks it up!

The Informer - LOOK OUT! Here comes Moochie! Moochie and European Cow are brawling it out in the corner! Moochie scoops up European.... and dumps him on the outside!

Vic Canon - El GiGante grabs International Cow... he runs to the corner.... OH!!! TOTAL ANNIHILIATION!!!! GIGANTE NAILED HIS MOVE!

Eddie Sensation - And now The Mexican Connection are setting up for Go Goya! Moochie is climbing to the top rope... so is GiGante!

The Informer - They both stand on the top rope! Wait a minute! Look out! European Cow is on the apron! Moochie jumps! European Cow pushes GiGante off the top rope, right into Moochie!

Vic Canon - OH NO!!! OH MAN!!! GiGante just slammed into Moochie's head! They collided in mid-air!

Eddie Sensation - It looks like Moochie hurt his neck!

The Informer - Wait! Look! International Cow has El GiGante set up! European Cow gets into position..... OOH!!! SKIMMED MILK!!!! THE COWS NAILED IT!!!!

Vic Canon - And now International Cow is going for the cover! The ref counts... 1....... 2....... 3!!!!!!!

Chris Myers - The winners of this match, and NEW EWA Tag Team Champions, the COWS IN BLACK!

Eddie Sensation - Oh my god! The Cows are the Tag Team Champions! Hell has frozen over!

The Informer - Damn! The Mexican Connection were working decently as a team, untill El GiGante was thrown into Moochie! I think GiGante jammed Moochie's neck!

Vic Canon - Well, the Cows are getting the hell out of here with their Tag Team Titles... and El GiGante and Moochie are beginning to get to their feet!

Eddie Sensation - Uh oh!! Moochie just realized that they lost, and he's throwing a fit! He's yelling and screaming in El GiGante's face!

The Informer - This isn't good! The Mexican Connection are no longer the EWA Tag Team Champions... Moochie and GiGante's alliance might be over!

Vic Canon - And now GiGante is yelling back at him! This isn't good at all!

Eddie Sensation - LOOK OUT!!! MOOCHIE SWINGS AT GIGANTE!!! GIGANTE SWINGS BACK!!!!

The Informer - Oh no!!! The Mexican Connection are going at it!!!! Left, Right, Left, Right, Left, Right, Left, Right!!! They're brawling in the ring!

Vic Canon - GiGante grabs Moochie, and throws him to the ropes! Moochie comes running back..... LOOK OUT!!!!!

Eddie Sensation - OOOH!!!!! OH NO!!!!!! GIGANTE JUST BACK BODY DROPPED MOOCHIE OVER THE TOP ROPE, AND MOOCHIE WENT CRASHING THROUGH OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE HEAD FIRST!!!!!

The Informer - This isn't good for Moochie's neck! Get some help out here! Moochie could be paralized!

Vic Canon - And look at GiGante! He's just leaving! He doesn't give a damn about Moochie anymore!

Eddie Sensation - The Mexican Connection are DONE! They no longer exsist! Now they only hate each other!

The Informer - This is bad... VERY BAD!!! Paramedics are coming out to attend to Moochie... we're going to take a quick break....

Vic Canon - We'll be right back....

WaR CrYmE - 'Sup Stone?

Tom Stone - There's going to be a meeting tonight... a BIG one. Everyone MUST attend, including you.

WaR CrYmE - Everyone??

Tom Stone - Yes. All EWA Wrestlers, excluding Team Ballz.

WaR CrYmE - Alright, sounds good.

Tom Stone - Be there, or your fired. Dont be late either.

[WaR CrYmE nods, and closes the door. Stone checks off his name, leaving one person.... Zed.]

Tom Stone - Zed?? He's not a wrestler... he's an "interviewer"!! PRICK...

[Stone scratches his name off, and heads to his office. He's done! Every wrestler should be at this meeting... but what is it about??]

Reckless - You think after all I've done in this company, I'd get a little more respect from you people. [more boos]

The Informer - What has he done? Wrestled once or twice, and then took a vacation?

Eddie Sensation - He was injured!!

The Informer - Yeah, so injured that he competed in the Cornerstone Invitational, and was at nearly every celebrity golf event?

Reckless - I mean, look at what I've done. I took your hero Serial Thrylla, and made him into an evil, American Hating killing machine! Do you think he would been that way had he not faced me? NO! He'd still be kissing all of your asses! But now he has some sac, and in a sick way I'm proud of him.

[More boos.]

Reckless - Thrylla and I gave you people first class matches, gave our hearts, and after No Fear, nearly gave my career. Thing is, I should have won that match. I should be the one headlining cards, but because of one person, I was put on the shelf, and now I'm forced down on the card!

The Informer - Is he kidding me? Stone always puts him near the top of the card!

Reckless - Pegasus Warrior,[fans cheer] the man I've carried since I beat his ass in ACF. Pegasus Warrior, the man who I handed the NHBWF world title to on a silver platter, the man whose back I watched in the NBL. He costs me the match at No Fear. He's an ingrate! He's a piece of shit!

[Reckless paces in the ring...]

Reckless - Yeah, I know..cheer him. He's everyone's big hero, always been the good guy, even when he was supposed to be the bad guy. We both get injured after the PPV, and who gets to get interviewed, to discuss their injuries? Pegasus Warrior. Who gets the warm reception? Pegasus Warrior. Who gets left out in the cold? RECKLESS! Well, it's time for a little retribution...Pegasus Warrior, me and you at next week on Heat. Not another tag team match. This time it's one on one. No DQ, no countout, there must be a winner. So, take some time off from signing your autographs, from doing your promotional work, and answer my challenge.

[Suddenly the EWA video wall lights up to show Pegasus Warrior...]

Pegasus Warrior - Hey Reckless..take a look at my surroundings..Look familiar?

[The camera pans around to show a room filled with pictures, belts, and other wrestling memorabilia. The camera cuts to Reckless, who is red-faced, and filled with rage...]

Reckless - You son of a bitch...get out of my house!

Pegasus Warrior - Oh, poor Reckless. He can dish it out but he can't take it. Big man to break into Thrylla's house, then burn it down later. But you get so angry when the roles are reversed.

[Pegasus Warrior begins to walk around, looking at the pictures. He comes up upon a picture of the NBL, Reckless, Johnny Hardcore, Justin Sane, and Pegasus Warrior...]

Pegasus Warrior - Look, it's our old group, the NBL [begins to sing] Memories..of the fags I used to hang with.

[Peggy next comes upon a picture of Reckless standing over Pegasus Warrior, holding a belt...]

Pegasus Warrior - ACF King of the Ring? Fuck man, stop living in the past. Look at all this shit! ACF, FWF, NHBWF..It's all over man! Get over yourself.They're time is past, just like yours. Face it Reck, you had a great run..but it's over. You're now, officially, a has been!

[Peggy grabs a belt out of a glass case...]

Pegasus Warrior - The FWF title. Gee, I hear they're opening back up. Maybe you should just go back there. The EWA doesn't have any use for you. Oh, and to answer your challenge...I a...no, I always say that actions speak louder than words.

[Pegasus Warrior tosses the belt over his shoulder. Peggy then turns around, unzips his pants, and begins to urinate on the belt. He looks over his right shoulder and begins to speak again...]

Pegasus Warrior - How that for a response!?! I'll see you next week at Heat!

[Reckless begins to throw a fit in the ring, beating on the turnbuckles, as Pegasus Warrior begins trashing the items in the room. Pegasus Warrior laughs hysterically...]

"Tricky" Tiki Tortez - Enough of the small talk, get this over with, I am ready to get out there and win myself that Extreme Title!

Zed - You sound awfully confident, do you have any proof to back this up?

"Tricky" Tiki Tortez - Proof? My proof lies within my fists and whatever I can grab. My whole life I have looked forward to winning a Hardcore/Extreme Title. Growing up, I lived in a hardcore community, everything had to be fought in order to be earned. Sure, one-on-one matches are great, but when the opportunity to step into the ring with anything you want, it just sounds so right. Extreme is the word that will be found after my name in EWA's Dictionary. The Wildman is a disgrace to this EWA Extreme Title, and tonight, I will prove it. So, to answer your question, my proof to back this confidence level up is the fact that I KNOW I will win, there is no chance in hell that I will lose. I know it!

Zed - You sound pretty sure of yourself. In fact, those are some very strong comments you made, especially coming from a man with no extreme wrestling experience.

"Tricky" Tiki Tortez - What are you talking about no experience...I grew up in this damn environment.

Zed - Well, according to EWA records, you have never officially wrestled in an extreme match here in the EWA. Your childhood, and immature days may hold some experience, but this is the EWA, and I don't think Wildman is just going to hand that title over to you.

"Tricky" Tiki Tortez - Do you want to know what I think... I think that you are a load of crock. Wildman is not just going to hand that title over, he is going to be forced to once I plant the "Trick or Treat" on his ass faster than he can say "ouch". And when the Ghost from Hell gets in the way, the same thing is going to go for him. They may take me for granted now, but when they are planted face first on the mat, they'll know who the real boss is!

Zed - A load of crock? If you're going to insult me I'd appreciate it if you would at least make some sense. Anyways, I think I understand what you're trying to get across, but, there's always the chance that you may lose this match. What're you going to do if you lose?

"Tricky" Tiki Tortez - I won't.

Zed - But, what if something goes wrong? What if a giant piece of cheese falls from the sky and crushes you, and if you do manage to escape the cheese, what if you smell so bad that the referee can't make the three count on your behalf?

"Tricky" Tiki Tortez - It won't.

Zed - But...

"Tricky" Tiki Tortez - But nothing, tonight is my night, not Wildman's, not Ghost from Hell's...it is mine. I am prepared for everything that they are ready to throw at me. This is my time...not there's, they are just going to have to wait, because after tonight, I will be carrying around that coveted Extreme Title.

Zed - You sound pretty determined. In just a few minutes we are going to see exactly what you have in store for all of us here in attendance.

"Tricky" Tiki Tortez - You better believe it Zed. This is my breaking point right here...this is where I show the fans, the EWA, the wrestlers, and the World what I am made of. I don't need those rotten fans behind my back to rack up a win, and I definitely don't need any support. What I did to Brink the other day is nothing compared to what will happen to these two tonight. They better be prepared for the worst, because then and only then will they be prepared for me. Tonight is the night...and everyone will see why I am...that damn good.

Zed - I wish you the best of luck. I mean, afterall, you may need it.

"Tricky" Tiki Tortez - I won't.

Zed - But, you might need it if something happens in the ring that you can't control, like if a giant Emu runs to the ring and tries to eat the Referee!

"Tricky" Tiki Tortez - Are you threatening me?

Zed - Of course not...I'm just Zed, an unaccomplished former Heavyweight Champion, Extreme Champion, International Champion, and North American Champion. I would never dare to threaten such an EWA wrestler of your "stature".

"Tricky" Tiki Tortez - An EWA Wrestler? You are scared of me because I am an EWA Wrestler. You should be scared because I am about to be the god damn Extreme Champion. Now what do you have to say about that!?

Zed - Well, I did hold the Extreme title too one time....

"Tricky" Tiki Tortez - I don't give a damn! Now get the hell out of my way!

[Tiki shoves Zed out of the way and advances to the ring arena where the 3-way match is about go underway. Zed stands up and dusts himself off. He looks back into the camera with a teary eyed look on his face.]

Zed - And there you have it folks, some strong comments from a confident man. Back to you guys at the ring!

Chris Myers - This next match is scheduled for one fall, and is for the EWA Extreme Championship!

["Break Out" by Foo Fighters blasts through the speakers...]

Chris Myers - Introducing first... accompanied to the ring by Tr� Parker, standing 6'6" and weighing in at 252 pounds, from Lisbon, New York, "Tricky" Tiki Tortez!

[Tr� Parker and "Tricky" Tiki Tortez step out from behind the curtain and head towards the ring.]

The Informer - And here comes Tiki Tortez! This man means business! Last week we saw him put The Brink in a hospital, and Brink shouldn't be coming back anytime soon!

Vic Canon - But, when he does, Tiki will pay!

Eddie Sensation - LOOK OUT!!!!!! OOOOH!!!

The Informer - OH MY GOD!!!! THE WILDMAN JUST CAME OUT FROM THE CROWD, AND NAILED TIKI TORTEZ IN THE HEAD WITH A SHOVEL FROM BEHIND!!!!!

Vic Canon - TIKI IS DOWN, AND OUT! AND HERE COMES GHOST FROM HELL!!! HE'S RUNNING OUT HERE FROM THE BACK!!!

Eddie Sensation - These guys aren't waiting for their seperate entrances! They just want to fight, fight, fight!

The Informer - Ghost From Hell hits the ring, and charges at The Wildman! The Wildman jumps for a Drop Kick.. Ghost From Hell catches his legs, and sling-shots him across the ring!

Vic Canon - The Wildman goes neck first into the ropes! Ghost From Hell quickly walks up to him, and lifts him to his feet! Ghost From Hell wraps his arm around The Wildman's neck.....

Eddie Sensation - LOOK OUT!!!!!!!!

The Informer - CHOKE SLAM!!!!! The Wildman goes down HARD! Ghost From Hell goes for the cover... the ref counts.... 1.... 2..... No! The Wildman kicks out just in time!

Vic Canon - Tiki Tortez is now slowly getting up on the outside! He's probably got one hell of a headache after he took that shot to the head with a shovel!

Eddie Sensation - Haha!! That was amazing! I love extreme wrestling!

The Informer - Ghost From Hell picks up the Wildman, and swings for a standing clothesline! The Wildman ducks, and turns around! He clotheslines Ghost From Hell over the top rope, and follows him over!

Vic Canon - The Wildman and Ghost From Hell both land on the outside! And now they're exchanging punches, and brawling up the ramp! Ghost From Hell with a left, Wildman with a right! Ghost From Hell with a left, Wildman with a right!

Eddie Sensation - And look at Tortez! He's close behind, just watching and following them to the back!

The Informer - Now they're backstage! Can we get a camera back there?!

Vic Canon - Dammit! I hate these camera men!

Eddie Sensation - Yeah yeah, we already heard your bitch fest... we dont want to hear it again...

The Informer - Well fans, while we wait to get a camera back there, we're going to take a quick break! We'll be back in a few moments!

The Informer - Welcome back to Heat fans, and here's a shot of The Wildman, Ghost From Hell and Tiki Tortez brawling it on in a washroom backstage!

Vic Canon - Tortez has Ghost From Hell... he throws him into a stall, and closes the door! Now Tiki and The Wildman are making their way OUT of the washroom... Oh no! Tiki is blocking the washroom door!

Eddie Sensation - Hahaha!!

The Informer - Tiki put an entire Pepsi machine infront of the washroom door! There's no way Ghost From Hell can get out of there!

Vic Canon - Tortez turns around, and The Wildman charges at him! Tiki ducks, and shoves The Wildman into the Pepsi Machine! The Wildman stumbles back... he's a little dizzy!

Eddie Sensation - Tiki grabs Wildman.... Uh oh! LOOK OUT!!!!!

The Informer - TRICK OR TREAT!!!!!! RIGHT ONTO THE CONCRETE FLOOR!!!! THE WILDMAN IS OUT COLD!!!!

Vic Canon - TIKI GOES FOR THE COVER..... 1....... 2........ 3!!!!!! YES!!! NEW CHAMPION!!!!!!!!

Chris Myers - The winner of this match, and NEW EWA Extreme Champion, "Tricky" Tiki Tortez!

Eddie Sensation - TIKI IS THE NEW EXTREME CHAMP!

The Informer - And listen to this crowd! They're booing like crazy! They rather see ANYONE be the Extreme Champion than this guy!

Vic Canon - Thats what THEY want... But I'll tell you right now, ANYONE is better than The Wildman!

Eddie Sensation - DAMN RIGHT!

The Informer - "Tricky" Tiki Tortez has the Extreme Title held above his head, over The Wildman's body!

Vic Canon - We have a new Extreme Champion fans! We'll be right back!

Don Michaels - Ask, ASK? The $uperstar doesn't ask for matches; he demands them! Now I didn't demand anyone in particular, I just demanded a main event,a wrestler of my own legendary stature to wrestle. Since there's no one on the roster that meets this criteria, Stone decided to give me the next best thing; a match against Chris Jericho: The EWA Paperweight Champion.

Zed - Those are strong words for a man with Jericho's history here!

Don Michaels - Strong words from a strong man Zed, besides Jericho's history here means nothing to "The $uperstar". I've been in a lot of federations, and I've seen alot of unworthy champions, but Jericho by far is the most underserving and over-rated

Zed - Are you at all concerned about Lorenzo Hayes or Team Ballz? Do you think they'll cost you the match?

Don Michaels - Chandler and Thyrlla, well that Team doesn't have the Ballz to interfere in another one of my matches. They know exactly what would happen to them if they did. So that leaves Josh Hamric and Lorenzo Hayes, the charter members of my EWA fanclub. Right now Hamric is probably on his way to the hospital after our last meeting; Meaning that Hayes is all alone. So come on out to my match Hayes, I want you to. It would make my night that much better, to win the Heavyweight title and beat the hell out of you at the same time.

Zed - Let's get back to ringside!

Chris Jericho - THAT'S THE 2 TIME....2 TIME....2 TIME....E F'N WA HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD!!! "OH JERICHO IS LOSING HIS HEAT...HIS PASSION....He's goign to be just another paper champion. ALL THE CRITICS CAN KISS MY ROCK N' ROLL JERICHO ASS!!! People no matter what I do will hate me for whatever the reason is that they can get the dill pickle out of their tight jewish asses! NOT DESERVING??? I highly disagree...I've done more with my time in the EWA than most so called "legends" have done in their long careers. Jealousy is a bitch...

Rachel Stevens - Also, last week on Heat, the main event match for Global Threat 2000 changed! It is now Chris Jericho vs. Chandler vs. Divine vs. Serial Thrylla, for the World Title! It is an Elimination style match, with the last man standing being the EWA World Champion! This is also the last time you and Chandler will ever be in the same ring, with the World Title on the line! This is the BIG RUBBER MATCH!!! What are your comments??

Chris Jericho - Chandler...WELCOME TO....GLOBAL THREAT IS JERICHO!!! It's over...your done....you think your hot shit because you beat tpenguin lover Nick Diamentos??? I'm going to cripple you so that people won't have to put up with your boring ass wrestling anymore. Be afraid....Be VERY AFRAID, becasue you life will be on the line!

Rachel Stevens - Lastly... what are your comments on Don Michaels, who you'll be fighting in just a few moments?? Remember--the Title is on the line!

Chris Jericho - WHO??? SHAWN MICAHELS??? DON RICKLES...WHO CAES ABOUT THIS CLOWN...I'm going to beat his ass and show the world what's in sotre for CHANDLER!

Rachel Stevens - Back to you guys at ringside!

Vic Canon - I find this surprising.... Jericho just won the title last week, and he's already defending it?!

Eddie Sensation - Didn't you hear?! Don Michaels DEMANDED this match! And Stone gave it to him! What a chicken shit Stone is! He doesnt know how to say no!

The Informer - I doubt that Eddie....

[Ding, Ding, Ding]

Chris Myers - This next match is scheduled for one fall, and is for the EWA Heavyweight Title!

["My Way" by Frank Sinatra blasts through the speakers...]

Chris Myers - Introducing first... standing 6'3" and weighing in at 249 pounds, from Brooklyn, New York, "The $uperstar" Don Michaels!

["The $uperstar" Don Michaels steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

The Informer - And here comes Don Michaels... possibly the most under-rated EWA superstar!

Vic Canon - I agree! And tonight might be his night of fame! He could very possibly win the EWA Heavyweight Title tonight!

Eddie Sensation - Yeah right! Jericho will destroy him!

["Walls Of Jericho" blasts through the speakers...]

Chris Myers - And his opponent... accompanied to the ring by Mandi, standing 5'11" and weighing in at 230 pounds, from Calgary, Alberta, Canada, the EWA Heavyweight Champion, "The Franchise" Chris Jericho!

[Mandi and the EWA Heavyweight Champion, "The Franchise" Chris Jericho step out from behind the curtain and head towards the ring.]

The Informer - And here comes Chris Jericho... a man that many people call over-rated. But, I beg to differ! Chris Jericho has worked his ass off for this sport since day one! And not many people have traced back his steps and found that out for themselves!

Vic Canon - Exactly! Jericho earned everything his has... I'm glad to see him succeeding.

Eddie Sensation - There's the bell! This match is underway!

The Informer - Jericho grabs Don Michaels by the arm, and twists him around into an arm bar! Jericho tugs on his arm, and Michaels goes down! Jericho kicks Michaels in the face, and releases his arm!

Vic Canon - Michaels crawls into the corner, and holds his arm in pain! Jericho slowly walks in towards Michaels, and kicks him in the gut! NO! Michaels catches his leg!

Eddie Sensation - OOH!!!! INSIGURI!

The Informer - Don Michaels goes down hard! And Chris Jericho climbs to the top rope!

Vic Canon - Don Michaels slowly gets to his feet... Chris Jericho waits, and jumps!

Eddie Sensation - LOOK OUT!!! WHAM!

The Informer - Oh! Jericho nails him with a missle dropkick!

Vic Canon - And now Jericho goes for the cover.... 1..... 2...... No!

Eddie Sensation - Michaels kicked out at the last second!

The Informer - And now Jericho is pointing to the ropes! He's going to attempt his Asai Moonsault, and end this match right now!

Vic Canon - Jericho runs to the ropes.... he jumps!

Eddie Sensation - OOOH!!!! HE GOT NAILED!!

The Informer - Don Michaels got his knee's up, and Jericho got his stomach squashed!

Vic Canon - Don Michaels is up! He grabs Jericho by the hair, and lifts him to his feet. Michaels grabs him..... BIG DDT!!!! And now Michaels is climbing to the top rope!

Eddie Sensation - Uh oh! Jericho might be in trouble here!

The Informer - Don Michaels is perched on the top rope.... Jericho gets to his feet..... He jumps!

Vic Canon - OOOH!!! THE DIRECTORS CUT!!!

Eddie Sensation - Perfect clothesline from the top rope!

The Informer - And now Michaels is pumped!

Vic Canon - Michaels has Jericho right where he wants him!

Eddie Sensation - I told you that Michaels was the man, we're moments away from a new EWA champion!!!

The Informer - Wait a minute, what's that on the EWA Big Screen?!?

[Suddenly The EWA Big Screen flashes Lorenzo Hayes' logo. Michaels, Jericho, and the ref all watch the big screen.]

Lorenzo Hayes - Hello Don! You can't honestly say that you didn't expect me to show up and spoil your party did you? Well let's just say this Don PAYBACK IS A BITCH! And Lorenzo Hayes "ThE kInG oF gLiTz AnD gLaMoUr" is here to payback the favor for what you did to the TRUE MASTERMIND in the wrestling business Josh Hamric. But Don I'm not going to pay you back with me coming out and kicking your ass because quite frankly that would be way to easy, instead let's just say that maybe sometimes I'm not a man of my word!

[The camera moves away from Lorenzo Hayes and focuses on Jeanine Trujillo it then moves back to Lorenzo.]

Lorenzo Hayes - Let's just say Jeanine is going to get a piece of Lorenzo Hayes, and not sexually cause, as you know Trujillo is just NASTY!

[Michaels looks at Jericho, then at Hayes, then back at Jericho.]

Eddie Sensation - OHHH!!!! THE $UPERKICK, THE $UPERKICK!! JERICHO IS DOWN!!!! MICHAELS WINS, MICHAELS WINS!!!!

The Informer - What are you talking about?! He's not even going for the cover you idiot!!!

Vic Canon - OH NO!!!!! Don Michaels just nailed the referee with a $uperkick!!!!

Eddie Sensation - NO! Michaels you IDIOT! You had the match won!

The Informer - Don Michaels ducks out of the ring and runs to the backstage area!

Vic Canon - And the Paparazzi are in tow!

[The cameras follow Don Michaels to the parking lot. Lorenzo Hayes is seen pushing Jeanine into the back of a black limo.]

Don Michaels - Hayes, you sonuvabitch! HAYES GET BACK HERE!!

Lorenzo Hayes - GO! GO! GO!

[Hayes barely has enough time to close the door, before the driver speeds away from Don Michaels. Michaels chases the limo to the garage door, but there's no way that he can catch it.]

Vic Canon - And there goes Hayes, with Michaels' valet!

Eddie Sensation - We almost had a new champion!

The Informer - Yeah, but it's too bad Michaels doesn't have the brain to go for the pin when he has the chance too!

Vic Canon - Fans, we've got to cut to one LAST commercial! Stone's big meeting is next, dont miss it!

The Informer - Welcome back folks! What a wonderful Tuesday Night Heat it has been! Before we leave you folks tonight, we're going to cut to the back where Tom Stone will be conducting a meeting with his wrestlers. Apparently he has a VERY special announcement to give tonight and savedit for the end of Heat. So for Vic Canon and Eddie Sensation.. I'm theInformer, thanking you all for tuning in tonight. We will now turn the show over Tom Stone and the EWA superstars in the backstage green room!

[The cameras cut backstage to the green room. The wrestlers in attedance read like a "Who's Who" of EWA greats: Thorn, WaR CrYmE, Ethan Tyler, Divine, Don Michaels, Nomad, and numerous others are in attendence. Conspicuous by his absense, Tom Stone should be arriving any moment now.]

WaR CrYmE - Where the hell is Stone!?!? We've been waiting for 10 minutes now! I'm going to go find that shithead.

[WaR CrYmE goes to open the double doors of the confrence hall.]

[Click. Click.]

WaR CrYmE - They're fucking locked!!!!! Divine try the other door.

[Divine tries opening the emergency exit in the back of the hall.]

[Click. Click.]

Divine - What the... We're locked in!!

[Screaming voices are heard from outside the confrence hall. Cameras cut right outside the doors.]

"Hey EWA! Now NO ONE can save you from what's about to happen"

[Serial Thrylla dismounts from the forklift he just parked in front of the meeting hall doors, preventing any escape. This terrorist wields a hockey goalie's stick and immediately swings at the head of innoncent EWA intern, breaking it over his head and causing bleeding immediately after impact.]

Serial Thrylla - Just the beggining...

[Back to the ringside area, where the fans in attendance can see what is happening in the backstage area through the EWA'a enourmous video wall. By this time the announcers' microphones have went dead, we are supposed to be off the air, after all. But all three men are staying put, watching the video wall as the others in attendance do the same.]

"Indeed Thrylla, Indeed."

[We move the camera angle full circle, and find the somber body of Clayton Chandler sittin on the apron of the ring, facing the video wall, and watching, like the others. He appears to be polishing, no, sharpening a hockey stick of his own, slowly and methodically, as the events continue to take place backstage: Serial Thrylla stalking the bacakstage areas, searching for anything and everything to attack.]

"Payback Time"

[Chandler lights a cigarette and puts it between his lips. Calmly and without any sense of hesitation or worry, he climbs down off the apron and grabbing his freshly sharpened hockey stick, casually walks towards the announce table. There three men sit, confused and, well, afraid for there collective lives...]

[...And Chandler doesn't even bother to crack a smile.]

[...and we have three prone bodies. And blood. Lots of blood.]

[Chandler spits on the heap of carcass.]

"Aren't they a bitch."

[Of the three, only The Informer seems to be doing any slight movement. Chandler, simply out of his hatred for this country, this world, and these fans, picks up Vic Canon's bloody body and puts him in a front face lock...]

[...And Vic Canon, once again, falls. The huge gash on his forehead is now, not oozing, but spurting blood all over the EWA's announcing equipment. More blood comes with every beat of Canon's heart. Chandler remains emotionless.]

"Boxing background won't save your ass now will it. I've always hated you, you're just like the rest of em. Consider yourself an example, Canon. Oh, poor Canon."

[Chandler begins to walk once again. This time he stops at the timekeepers table, and...]

[...after cracking the timekeeper with the stick in the same heinous manner he did the announce team, he grabs the ring bell, stares at it, and slowly climbs with it into the ring.]

[We quickly cut to the back, Serial Thrylla is in an absolute blind rage, hrashing and destory everthing in his path, now with an aluminum baseball bat. No one is safe as there are numerous bodies of EWA security, interns, and ring attendents everywhere. Suddenly the new EWA spoiler writer Chris Watkins rounds the corner and confronts this lunatic.]

"What the....!? Why!? We're innoce...."

"GUILTY!!!!!! DON'T YOU EVER PREACH YOUR YELLOW JOURNALISTIC BULLSHIT AGAIN!!!"

[Thrylla kicks Watkins square in the groin then immediately delivers a fatal blow with the bat to the back of his head. Chris immediately collapses to the ground in a bloody and mangled heap.]

"Tonight is the night we purge the mindless fucking drones."

[One t-shirt vender decides to get bold and attack Thrylla. He is quickly disposed of with a cresent kick to the stomach and an aluminum bat to the skull. A family of three touring South Africa on vaction, including a young boy paralyzed from the fear of what is occuring around him. One of the young children, now with tears in his eyes, addresses this evil monster.]

"Why are you doing this Mr. Thrylla!?!?!?!? What's wrong with you!? Why aren't you a good guy??"

[With a cold and purely evil intent.]

"There are no more fucking good guys. I've killed them all..."

[Thrylla gives an evil look to boy's parents. He slaps the mother in the face , provoking the father to take swing at Serial Thrylla. Thrylla takes the punch square on the jaw and just laughs, slugging the father square in the face with the baseball bat causing a pool of that vital red liquid to surround the fallen father and husband. Thrylla storms off leaving the mother and little boy crying over their patriarch's limp carcass.]

"You're all a disease... I'm the cure."

[Serial Thrylla walks away, looking for another victim in his path of rage...]

[We go back to the ring.]

"Fuck"

[Chandler licks the wound on his hand. In his other hand he carries a fork, which he had pulled out of his Muta-styled jeans. He must have cut his hand when he pulled the crude utensil out. His hand is bleeding everywhere.]

"Fuckers gotta pay"

[Chandler doesn't even bother to close the wound, as he lights another cigarette, puts it in his mouth, and once again casually walks towards the EWA personelle area. Taking EWA Ring Announcer Chris Myers by the hair, he drags the man, scared for his livelihood, to right beside the guard rail that seperates the fans from the show.]

"Hey kid...SHUT THE FUCK UP...kid, look at this piece of shit. Remember what I'm about to do for the rest of your life."

"This is what we do to the weak."

[Chandler brings Myers in front of him, with both men facing the young pre-teen fan. He pulls Myers' hair back behind the man, and raises his fork.]

[Violently and crudely, Chandler begins to plunge the fork into the forehead of Myers. Over and over, deeper and deeper, until you can no longer see the fork entering the flesh under the scarlet mask covering the EWA Ring Announcer's face. The youth fan is watching intently, with tears in eyes, but trying to not to let the horrific moment get to him.]

"Die motherfucker, Die."

[...and with one final blow, Chandler raises the fork high above his head, and brings it crashing down onto Myers' left eye. Myers immediately falls to the ground, his body, totally crimson by this point, shrivels, and he clutches his eye, looking to be in immense pain. Chandler looks back at the kid fan, who begins to tremble, and then, he lets loose. The kid breaks down, and begins screaming at what he was just witness to. Chandler stares at him blankly, and flicks his cigarette butt.]

"THAT, is what we do the the fucking weak."

[Chandler, now also red from his own gushing hand and the chaos he caused with Myers, stomps Myers' body and walks back around the ring, making sure to give stomps to the announce crew also as he passes. Except for the Informer, who, because of his conscious state, has managed to climb to the other side of the guardrail and get help from a doctor fan in attendance. All the EWA medical attendants have already been taken out by Serial Thrylla in the back.]

[Now on the other side of the ring, Chandler reaches over the guardrail and, completely unprovoked, forks a female fan in the front row, once again in the forehead. Her boyfriend/escort climbs the guardrail to defend his valet, and Chandler forks him in the gut, repeatedly, and drops him with a Big Timer, head first into the steel guardrail.]

"...and that is what we do to the idiots."

[...Chandler throws his fork, dart style, into the gut of the fallen man...]

"Dickhead"

[Chandler begins walking towards the ailseway as we head towards the back.]

"YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[Head of Wrestling Administration, David Fenichel has just rounded the corner trying to see just what this commotion is about.]

"STONE.. we nee... What the hell are you doing!?"

[Without hesistation, Serial Thrylla swings the bat at Fenichel with a calm and chilling demeanor, with a horrifyingly evil intent.]

"You're all being sacrificed."

[Serial Thrylla continues his path of terror, swinging his baseball bat at everything in his path.]

"No one is left... Ha....Ha....Ha...."

[Rachel Stevens runs up behind Thrylla with a steel chair and delivers a blow to his lower back. Thrylla immediately swings around and turns bright red.]

". . ."

"PLEASE NO.. STOP THIS!! STOP THIS NOW!!!! WHY?!?! WHY!?!?!"

[Thrylla grabs Stevens by the hair and begins dragging her towards the arena entrance isle.]

"Not even women and children will spared..."

[The raving lunatic and Stevens are now walking down the isleway in front of this capacity crowd. Fans are screaming, pleading, begging Team Ballz to stop this chaos. Chandler, Thrylla, and Stevens are now standing together in a group right in front of the ring. Thrylla grabs the house microphone from Chandler.]

"AN EXAMPLE....Stevens, you're nothing more than a fucking example.. REMEMBER TIENNEMEN SQUARE IN CHINA??? REMEMBER THOSE STUDENT PROTESTERS!?.. This is JUST like that. We're the students fighting to have our message heard... You're the big bad government trying to silence us.... YOU KNOW WHAT THE FUCKING DIFFERENCE IS!??!?!?!?! DO... YOU... KNOW.. WHAT.. THE FUCKIN DIFFERENCE IS!?!?!?!?!??!"

[Thrylla slaps Stevens and forces the microphone in her face. Tears are streaming down the poor woman's face.]

"N-n-n-n-o!"

[With an ice cold tone, Thrylla responds.]

"WE.. are the ones.. driving the god damn tanks...."

[Suddenly, Two ringside security guards leap over the railing to attack Chandler. With two quick cuts of Thrylla's baseball bat, Chandler eliminates both men. Thrylla continues on with a violent tone.]

"ON YOUR KNEES BITCH.. BEG!!!! BEG!!!! BEG FOR FORGIVNESS LIKE THOSE STUDENTS HAD TOO... JUST LIKE THOSE KIDS...... WHO HAD THE BALLS TO THINK FREELY AND NOT BE MINDLESS DRONES............. Beg.... for your fucking pitiful existence......"

[Rob DiMarco sprints out from the back to stop the destruction that will soon be dealt to Miss Stevens.]

"LEAVE THE WOMAN ALONE... TAKE ME FOR CHRIST SAKES IF YOU WANNA DESTORY SOMEONE.."

[Chandler and Thrylla look at each and exchange a mutual laugh. Thrylla lets go of Stevens and addresses DiMarco.]

"And where the fuck do you think you're going? Knees bitch."

[Chandler orders Stevens back to her previous, defenseless, postion and points the barrel of Serial Thrylla's baseball bat between the eyes of his hostage. Meanwhile, Serial Thrylla has managed to work himself behind DiMarco, and appears to be whispering in the EWA Interviewer's ear.]

"Here's the deal. You have a choice. Either that woman gets her head caved via the sweet spot of a Louisiville Slugger or you sacrifice yourself to our cause. Either way, you're FUCKED, jackoff."

[DiMarco clears the lump deep in the gullet of his throat.]

"S-s-s....Sacrifice?"

"You fucking heard me."

[Rob DiMarco lets out a vague sigh, one that has a very good chance of being his last. He has made his choice.]

"...Sacrifice."

"Figures, idiot."

[Simultaniously Chandler shoves Rachel Stevens into the guardrail and Serial Thrylla pushes DiMarco from behind. DiMarco is forcefull thrown into the body of Chandler, where his head is violently put in a front face lock, and driven to the concrete flooring at a crude 60 degree angle...]

[Its a Big Timer Trifecta]

[Chandler immediately gets up and the two men do stomp the proverbial mudhole in DiMarco, who is not moving. Several repeated stomps and violent baseball bat shots later, the two men ease up on DiMarco, and eye Stevens, sobbing near the guardrail. The woman is in shell shock.]

"Hmmm..."

"Yup"

[Not even bothering to look at one another, Serial Thrylla and Clayton Chandler begin to advance on the defenseless woman, who's head is wrapped between her knees, sobbing into the beer and filth covered concrete.]

"Hey, trash."

[Serial Thrylla yanks Stevens by the hair, exposing her face, which is completely engulfed in her own tears and perspiration. The defenseless woman is violently trembling. The two men, however, show no emotion, and seem to perversely enjoy this onslaught.]

"Awwww...SHUT UP, BI'ITCH."

"No....fucking....mercy."

[With those words Chandler jerks Stevens from the ground and crudely tosses her into the awaiting arms of Serial Thrylla, who's waiting arms pick her up in a stun-gun, fashion, and spinning her around, feeds her head to Chandler, who plants Stevens into the pavement with a DDT as Serial Thrylla drops her chest first onto the concrete. Name it yourself.]

"So we lied. Fuck you. I hope you're both dead."

[Meanwhile, backstage, Chris Jericho walks down a dimly lit hallway, smiling from ear to ear.]

"Screw that Tim Sperm and his little, and I do mean little, meetings."

[Suddenly, Jericho stops dead in his tracks and looks down at the ground.]

"Tom!?!? What the hell is this!??!"

[Jericho has lost his trademark smirk from looking down at the prone body of Tom Stone, unconscious in a pool of his own Canadian blood.]

"..."

[The EWA World Champion, in his street clothes, makes a mad dash towards the ring to find out what the hell has happened. Backout at the ring, Chandler and Thrylla are piling the bodies into the EWA ring.]

"Bring it.. champ."

[Without hesistation, Jericho storms into the ring. The unarmed champion quicky swings at Chandler, misses, then catches a crush blow from the baseball bat to the back of his head. Serial Thrylla picks up the microphone and begins taunting Jericho.]

"YOU PATHETIC PIECE OF SHIT!!! I TOLD YOU.... I TOLD YOU ALL!! A FUCKING HOLOCAUST WAS GOING TO HAPPEN... THIS IS YOUR FAULT!!! YOUR FAULT ASSHOLE!!! WHERE'S YOUR COMEDY NOW!?!?! WHERE ARE THE FANS NOW!??!?... YOU PEOPLE CALL...THIS... A FUCKING HERO!?!? YOU SUCK.. AND YOU'RE GOING TO GET PURGED LIKE ALL THE REST."

[Chandler picks up takes the microphone from Serial Thrylla as he sets up the limp body of Jericho in the corner.]

"HEY, YOU FUNNY SHIT!! THESE FANS, THESE ANNOUNCERS, THESE WORKERS, THESE GODDAMN VICTIMS HAVE YOU TO THANK FOR THIS SHIT! YOU FUCKING DISGUST ME, I HATE YOUR FUCKING GUTS. I AM GOING TO KILL YOU, WHERE YOU STAND. TELL SATAN WE SENT YOUR LONG HAIRED FAGGOT ASS..."

[Chandler throws the microphone down upon the blood covered canvas and grabs Jericho. Serial Thrylla ascends to the top turn buckle. Chandler follows suit by setting Jericho up for what appears to be is pattened "Fifteen-Sixty" super power bomb, a move we have not seen in over a year. Chandler lifts Jericho high into the air as Thrylla leaps and grabs Jericho's neck. The end result: DEVESTATION, known as the fabled and oftened talked about "15-60 D-F-A Omega Bomb". Chandler calmly lights up another cigarette as stands over Jericho's prone body, with microphone in hand.]

"Game Over."

[Referees Lance King and Lee Flemming, along with the few EWA officials in the back come pouring out. These five or six brave men have just made the worst decision of their lives.]

"Now we won't have to find you."

[Chandler grabs his hockey stick and Thrylla grabs his baseball ball. Flemming and King hit the ring first. Immediately, both referees take vicious face shots and fall prone to the blood stained. Each face shot is followed by repeated shots to the kidneys and ribs. The unknown EWA officials that hit the ring after Flemming and King suffered the same fate. Unconscious bodies lay all over the ringside area and EWA ring. Serial Thrylla picks up the microphone from a pool of what was Jericho's blood.]

"I hope you people aren't shocked."

[The entire ringside seating area is nearly completely empty. Everyone ran to the grandstands in fear of being the next victim. A complete hush has fallen over this awe struck crowd.]

"You were all forewarned; you were just to blind to see it. I told you all in France last week.... I told you THIS was coming. This is YOUR fault... All your fucking fault. You people crave violence..you mindless god damn drones... you live for this shit... And we gave it to you. I told you all at Breakdown!!! You wanted fucking violence!? I Said you were going to get that.. and a WHOLE LOT fucking more... You think I don't make good on my promises??? THE BODIES I PRESENT BEFORE YOU PROOF FUCKING POSITIVE THAT YOU.. DO NOT.. UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES...FUCK WITH US."

[Chandler signals to Thrylla that The Informer is still conscious. Both men grin at each other, climb out of the ring, and march over to the EWA's premier television commentator.]

"The biggest fucking agitator of them all... The Informer. You, my friend, will spared. We're going for a walk."

[The two members of Team Ballz each grab and arm of The Informer and begin dragging him towards the back.]

[Chris Jericho, the EWA Champion, does not move. The damnest move in professional wrestling history has left him the first victim. Extermination.]

[We cut back to the back, where Chandler and Thrylla, both with fat Cuban victory cigars between their lips, stroll down the back hallways of the arena, amongst the mass destruction they have caused this night. Bodies are laid upon bodies, heaps of humanity and pints of blood lay scattered under their feet. Each dragging the Informer with one hand, and holding their weapons with the other, the smoke givin off by the cigars is the other mobile thing in the building. No one is moving, no one is conscious.]

[And Chandler and Serial Thrylla seem to enjoy this, as they don't even bother to gaze at one another, and continue walking all the way through the back doors of the arena and out into a deep blue Hummer truck, where they throw The Informer into the back seat. They both lean against the side of the car and look at the arena, the arena where they have just commited the most violent and heinous attack ever seen in professional wrestling. The world has finally been purged.]

[One last look inside the arena, where the fans have yet to leave their seats, and remain silent, some staring at the moutain of broken bodies in the EWA ring. Dozens, if not more, stacked one on top of the other, and motionless, each and every one. Then suddenly the EWA Videowall turns back on, and the hearts of all the fans in attendance sink at once.]

[It is a word. A lone word. In bold white letters, taking up the entire screen. One word that was mentioned for the first time in over a year just a few weeks ago been. And all at once the fans in attendance realize that they should have seen this coming long, long ago....]

[One final scene, outside of the arena. Clayton Chandler and Serial Thrylla still lean against the side of the getaway vehicle. With the cigar smoke blowing in the wind, and the blood still dripping from Chandler's hand.]

[And then, Serial Thrylla pulls a cellular phone out of the cargo pocket of his jeans, and dials a number.]

"Yeah.. Operator.. Tuesday Night Heat... Send the police."

[Chandler cracks a slight smile and moves towards the drivers side of the vehicle.]

"And the paramedics too..."

[Click]

[Fade to darkness.]