The Informer - Welcome fans, to yet another edition of EWA Tuesady Night Heat! And this week, we've got a card and a half for you!

Vic Canon - There are 11... Yes, ELEVEN Matches scheduled, along with 4 sceheduled interviews! Does that not say enough?!

Eddie Sensation - Some of those matches include Masta Red against Brandon Kearse... Moral against The Hollywood Worm... Tito against Nuno Nitrowalawitz....

The Informer - El GiGante will step in the ring with Ghost From Hell, and Moochie will face The Wildman in Non-Title action! Also, we've got 6 Man Tag Team action, where Ethan Tyler, Hacker and Bry2K take on The Dark Ryders and Howell!!

Vic Canon - We've also got 2 EWA World Tour Tournament matches.... The Brink will take on Lorenzo Hayes, and WaR CrYmE will take on Don Michaels!

Eddie Sensation - Tom Stone, Vince Di Nardo and Josh Hamric are ALL scheduled to have interviews on Heat!

The Informer - PLUS, we've got 2 other killer matches! In a Tag Team Match, Reckless and Cody Covington will take on Pegasus Warrior and Divine! That's going to be interesting!

Vic Canon - I doubt those teams will work together, Informer....

Eddie Sensation - AND, A World Title Match! Jericho will challenge Chandler for the World Title!

The Informer - All that, and SO MUCH MORE!! We've got a great card in store for you fans, lets get started!!!

The Informer - Can you beleive it?! Stone is happy for once!

Vic Canon - Of course he is! He's home!

Eddie Sensation - With a home like Toronto, what's there to be happy about?!

The Informer - Shut up Eddie. I wonder what Stone has on his mind... he's had this interview scheduled since the World Tour was first announced!

Vic Canon - It must be something important... Stone doesnt waste anyone's time!

Eddie Sensation - Right...

Tom Stone - HEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOO TORONTO!!!!!!!

[Pop from the crowd.]

Tom Stone - I must say, it feels good to be home! For once, I can walk down the aisle and not be attacked by some idiot American!

[The crowd begins to laugh softly.]

Eddie Sensation - AHHH!!! DAMN CANADIANS!!!!

Tom Stone - But, that's the least of my problems these days... I've got bigger and badder problems to deal with. One being Team Ballz.

[Huge heel heat from the crowd!]

Tom Stone - Over the past few weeks, Team Ballz have tried to bring the EWA down! They've tried to mess with my company, and tried to make the fans hate America!

[The fans cheer...]

Tom Stone - Right, exactly! That's what I'm saying! Who cares about those Americans, right?? Well, wrong.. As much as I dont like going there, the USA gives me 80% of my profit! The EWA couldn't survive without the states! As much as it hurts, it's true! So, by Chandler and Serial Thrylla taking away fans, they're taking away ratings and money! And that's something that should NEVER be taken away!

The Informer - Stone is going somewhere with this... Right now it seems like jibbrish, but I know Stone, and this is going somewhere....

Tom Stone - BUT, when I think of it again... who is fighting Team Ballz right now?? Chris Jericho. And last time I checked, Chris was 100% CANADIAN!

[Huge pop from the crowd for Jericho...]

Tom Stone - The USA is lacking a hero right now, and Chris Jericho has stepped into that position to fill that gap! Canada's own Chris Jericho is fighting for the USA! Tells you something, doesnt it?!

Vic Canon - As much as I hate hearing this, Stone has a point.

Tom Stone - Which brings me to tonight's match..... Chris Jericho vs. Chandler, for the EWA Heavyweight Title!

[HUGE pop!]

The Informer - That's going to be HUGE!

Tom Stone - Canada's own fighting for the USA, against Team Ballz and their lack of A M E R I C A N P R I D E!! I know how much you fans want to see that match, and I know how much you paid to be here tonight!! So, seeing as you're my hometown audience, I WILL NOT disappoint you!

Vic Canon - Well, I doubt anyone would be disappointed after seeing Jericho vs. Chandler tonight!

Tom Stone - This match isn't going to be your typical match with run-ins, and attacks... No... It's going to be a CLEAN battle, to determine WHO IS the better man!

Eddie Sensation - Isn't that the way it's always supposed to be??

Tom Stone - So, to make sure we have a clean fight... I'm banning EVERYONE from ringside!!

The Informer - WHAT?!?! YES!!!!! IT'S ABOUT TIME!!!!

Tom Stone - NO SERIAL THRYLLA.... NO FU MAN CREW... NOBODY! Just Chandler and Jericho, in the ring, fighting for the EWA's World Title!

Vic Canon - It's about fuckin' time!

Eddie Sensation - HAHAHA!!! VIC SWORE!!!!!

Tom Stone - Wait... wait.... I just realized something.... we're talking about Team Ballz here... Mr. and Mrs. "we dont give a fuck what Stone says!".... Why the hell would they listen to me this time?? Why WOULDN'T they come out tonight??

The Informer - Great point!

Tom Stone - Nothing can stop them! Unless we had some type of higer official!

Vic Canon - Huh?

Eddie Sensation - What?

Tom Stone - Who could be the official of this match, that would MAKE SURE that there is No Serial Thrylla?? That would make sure there is no Fu Man Crew?? That would make sure there's no run ins?? Who would have the BALLS to disqualify Chandler, and hand Chris Jericho the title if Serial Thrylla happened to come down to the ring, against my orders?

The Informer - Damn! I dont think anyone would have the balls to do that!

Tom Stone - I beleive that there is only one person fitting for this job.... there's only 1 person I can trust to do a good job, and keep everything in order!

Vic Canon - And.....?

Tom Stone - Oh come on! Haven't you guessed yet?! It's ME!!!! TOM STONE!!!!!

Eddie Sensation - STONE AS A REFEREE?!

The Informer - ALRIGHT!!!! STONE IS THE REF!!!!!! WE'RE FINALLY GOING TO SEE A CLEAN MATCH!!!!

Tom Stone - That's right... I'm going to be the referee of that match! There will be no sneak attacks... there will be no Fu Man Crew... there will be no--

Serial Thrylla - Hold up Stoner.

The Informer - WHAT THE?!

Vic Canon - OH GREAT!!!!

[Serial Thrylla emerges from the backstage area to an enormous amount of boo's from the crowd! He has a peice of paper in his hand, and is headed towards the ring...]

Serial Thrylla - See, I knew you'd pull off some shit like this...

[Thrylla climbs the stairs, and enters the ring...]

Serial Thrylla - So, I did a little preperation...

[Thrylla unfolds a peice of paper, and hands it to Stone...]

Serial Thrylla - Read it and weap Stoner. That's my ticket to being at ringside tonight!

The Informer - WHAT?!?! HOW?!?!?!

Vic Canon - The only way Serial Thrylla could have done that is to have gone to the Athletic Council and get a manager's license!

[The camera switches to a shot of Tom Stone's back. We zoom in, and read the letter. In huge letters, it says "MANAGER VALIDATION"...]

Vic Canon - Oh, shit!

Serial Thrylla - Tell 'em Stone! Tell them I'm going to be at ringside tonight!

The Informer - Oh great! Please tell me it's a fake!

Tom Stone - Well.... yeah.... you've got a permit that allows you to be at ringside during Chandler's matches....

Serial Thrylla - [Smiles] Damn right. I'll see ya later on tonight, Stoner.

[Serial Thrylla begins to leave the ring, and walk backstage...]

The Informer - AWWWWW MAN!! Serial Thrylla is going to be at ringside! That just ruins it all!

Vic Canon - But dont forget... Stone is the ref! He can still keep control down there!

Eddie Sensation - I doubt it! We're in store for another cheap match!

The Informer - I hope not... Fans, we've got to take a quick break... Don't go anywhere!

Tito - Si, I am now trying new things after I broke from my former love... Divine. And Cody says I have what it takes to become a big wrestler... GI BRO, he was a breeze. But I never really sign for this matc.....

[Cody conveniently walks into the room and pats Tito on the back..]

Cody Covington - Don't let me down Tito! I know you have the desire! You deserve more than fingering Divine's ass every night, now CHIN UP... EYES STRAIGHT ... and give that bastard all you GOT!

[Cody cracks a smile and then walks away, Tito is now pumped up looking very confident. He starts to puff up his chest, and motions for DiMarco to go on with the interview.]

Rob DiMarco - I'll warn you now... Nuno Nitrowalawitz is NOT an EWA Jobber, or anything close to it! You might have your hands full with this guy!

Tito - ME?! HAVE MY HAND FULL?! I THINK NOT! NUNO IS NOTHING! TITO IS TRUE GIGGALO!! SO SCREW YOU NUNO... YOUR GOING DOWN!!!

Rob DiMarco - Back to you guys at ringside!

Vic Canon - HA!! Two wrestlers that are very "unsure" of their abilities, to say the least! Nuno hasn't had a winning streak.... EVER! And Tito just picked up a win last week!

Eddie Sensation - Yeah, over GI Bro! Nuno is going to destroy Tito!

The Informer - Who knows Eddie, we're talking about Nuno Nitrowalawitz!

Chris Myers - This next match is scheduled for one fall!

["My Own Summer (Shove It)" by Deftones blasts through the speakers...]

Chris Myers - Introducing first... from Mexico City, Mexico, Tito!

[Tito steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

The Informer - Since his win last week over GI Bro, Tito thinks that he's hot stuff in the EWA! Lets see if he can continue his winning ways against Nuno!

Vic Canon - If Tito wins tonight, the EWA is in trouble! Hahaha!!

Eddie Sensation - Damn little midget!! He's going to get his ass kicked, and I'm going to love it! He used to be close with Divine, that queer!

The Informer - Easy Eddie!

["Just A Gigolo" by David Lee Roth blasts through the speakers...]

Chris Myers - And his opponent... standing 5'11" and weighing in at 204 pounds, from Poland, "Hot Damn Gigolo" Nuno Nirtowalawitz!

["Hot Damn Gigolo" Nuno Nirtowalawitz steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

The Informer - And here comes Nuno Nitrowalawitz, the whore of gimmicks!

Vic Canon - HAHA!! It's true fans! Nuno has had more gimmicks then DMX!

Eddie Sensation - Ummm, no. DMX had over 20 gimmicks...

The Informer - Right... 22 to be exact! Nuno isn't ANYWHERE near that! There's the bell! This match is underway!

Vic Canon - And look at the height advantage! Tito doesn't even reach Nuno's waist!!

Eddie Sensation - HA!! LOOK!! TITO IS BITING HIS SHINS!!!

The Informer - OOH!! And Nuno kicks him halfway across the ring! Nuno walks over, and lifts Tito to his feet! Nuno scoops him up... OOOH!!! Big Body Slam!

Vic Canon - BIG BODY SLAM?? Informer, have you lost your mind?

Eddie Sensation - Vic, to Tito, that was like a 10 foot drop! He could have a nose bleed!!!

The Informer - Yes, exactly Eddie... at least someone's thinking... maybe that concussion Chandler gave you is still in affect!!

Vic Canon - SHUT UP INFORMER. I told you not to bring that up.

Eddie Sensation - OOH!! Nuno nails Tito with a drop kick... or was it a boot to the face?? HA HA!!

The Informer - And Nuno is going for the cover... the ref counts... 1.... 2.... no! Tito kicks out!

Vic Canon - Tito gets up, and bites Nuno's arm!! Nuno swings... OH MY!!! RIGHT FIST TO THE HEAD!! TITO IS DOWN!!

Eddie Sensation - Told you Nuno would kill him!

The Informer - This match isn't over yet, Eddie! Nuno slowly walks towards Tito... Tito is up! Inside cradle! 1... 2... No! Nuno kicks out!

Vic Canon - And Nuno quickly begins stomping at the body of Tito!! Nuno cant beleive he almost just lost to Tito!!

Eddie Sensation - And now Nuno is calling for his move!! OOOH, SO SMOOTH!! HA HA!!

The Informer - Nuno lifts Tito to his feet... Tito stands there, dazed! Nuno goes to the top rope... LOOK OUT!!!

Vic Canon - OOOH!!! SO SMOOTH!!!! Nuno goes for the pin.. 1..... 2..... 3!!!!

Chris Myers - And the winner of this match, "Hot Damn Gigolo" Nuno Nitrowalawitz!

Eddie Sensation - HA!!!! TOLD YA HE'D WIN!!!

The Informer - Well, Nuno Nitrowalawitz just picked up another win here on Heat over Tito!

Vic Canon - And Tito is getting to his feet... it looks like he's going to cry!!

Eddie Sensation - Well, he just had his first loss! What do you expect! He thought he was a main eventer because of last week!

The Informer - Nuno is walking towards Tito, to see if he's alright... Nuno taps him on the shoulder, Tito turns around! LOOK OUT!!

Vic Canon - Tito just swung at Nuno! But Nuno caught his fist, and is trying to calm him down!

Eddie Sensation - And now Nuno is extending his hand! He wants to shake Tito's hand!!

The Informer - .......aaaaand they shake! Wow! I can't beleive that!! Maybe this will turn out to something later on, who knows!

Vic Canon - Who knows... it's the EWA, anything can happen!

Eddie Sensation - Vic, shut up.. if we wanted to hear Jim Ross, we'd watch the WWF!

The Informer - Haha!! Lets send it backstage to Rob DiMarco!

Moral - Hehe, The Hollywood Worm...one cannot be too sure on what his outcome will be tonight, but seeing that he has ran across me...it's not going to be too pretty! Everyone saw what I did to Arthryn, I'm sure no one else wants that to happen to them now, right? To put it a little more bluntly, The Hollywood Worm better watch his back, because I will be their right behind him every single god damn step of the way, maybe with a flamethrower, but most likely, just with my fists...lets see whos the tougher, more insane man tonight! How does that sound to you Hollywood Worm?! [Laughs hysterically]

Rob DiMarco - Last week, we saw you set a strecher which had Arthryn laying on it on fire!! The fire was quickly put out, but the message got across to Arthryn! Are you at all worried about Arthryn possibly being here tonight??

Moral - For one thing, I am never worried! The person who should be worried is Arthryn...worried that I will set the torch again and burn him to a crisp! [Laughing] And if he doesn't believe I will do it again, then he can push me over the edge...he will learn pretty god damn fast! Like I say, man is one thing not to be messed with...but Moral is another thing!! ANOTHER THING THAT WILL TEAR YOU INTO SHREDS AND FEED YOUR PARTS TO WILD ANIMALS!!!!! [Laughs hysterically] Now get out of my face!!

Rob DiMarco - Over to you Rachel!

The Hollywood Worm - Okay, let me think about somthing to say about Moral....Okay got it! Moral, I am soapose to fear you? WHy should I fear you? Because your Crazy and you have an evil midset, why does anyone have to be carzy to be a good wrestler. I do like the fact the you will do anything to win a match and use anything. But, I do have to say that you can try to do anything or you can TRY TO USE anything. But the fact of the mater is, It will already have been done. You may ask by who......It was done simply by me! SO, Moral, you can say that your the one to be feard in this organiztion. But, like so many people have said before, when its all said and done, and the smoke has cleard the ring. ONE man, one man will be standing. That man will be Victorious, and only I CAN BE THAT MAN.

Rachel Stevens - I've heard about you being in lots of federations, one being the AWA. Why have you come here?? What is your goal here in the EWA??

The Hollywood Worm - Why did I come to this Federation? Thats a simple question. I decided it needed my help just like the others in the past. SOrry, its true and you all know it. It needed a good, no scatch that, great wrestler with style person to set things right. To set things in the way they should be. Yes, its true that the awa is nolonger. Thats simply because i wasnt there to save it in time. My goal here in the EWA is to help it get on its feet with good wrestlers and a Damn great champion.

Rachel Stevens - Back to you guys at ringside!

Vic Canon - It should be interesting to see if we get a clean finish or not! We all saw Moral light Arthryn and his stretcher on fire last week!

Eddie Sensation - Yeah, but those damn EWA officials were they to break it up before we could smell any flesh!

The Informer - Eddie, that's sick!

Chris Myers - This next match is scheduled for one fall!

["Theam Feasco" by MxPx blasts through the speakers...]

Chris Myers - Introducing first... standing 6'2" and weighing in at 245 pounds, from Hollywood, The Hollywood Worm!

[The Hollywood Worm steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

The Informer - And here comes one of the EWA's newest superstars, The Hollywood Worm!

Vic Canon - Nice name.. haha... the EWA signed 13 new contracts last week! And here's one of them!

Eddie Sensation - I bet 11 of them are jobbers! Haha!!!

The Informer - And here comes #2 of 13.....

["Children Of The Korn" by Korn blasts through the speakers...]

Chris Myers - And his opponent... standing 6'4" and weighing in at 278 pounds, from Hells Kitchen, New York, Moral!

[Moral steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

The Informer - Like we said earlier, Moral lit Arthryn on fire last week... that tells you something about Moral!

Vic Canon - Yeah...

Eddie Sensation - *cough*PSYCHO!*cough*

The Informer - Hahaha!! There's the bell!!

Vic Canon - They lock up! The Hollywood Worm throws Moral to the ropes.. Moral ducks a clothesline, and bounces off the ropes again... OH! SUPERKICK TO THE JAW OF MORAL!!

Eddie Sensation - The Hollywood Worm goes for the pin!! 1.... 2...

The Informer - No! Easy kick out for Moral! The Worm pulls Moral to his feet, and whips him to the ropes again! The Hollywood Worm catches Moral in the air.... SAMOAN DROP!

Vic Canon - And now The Hollywood Worm is heading for the top rope! The Worm stands at the top, balancing... aaaaand..... JUMPS!

Eddie Sensation - LOOK OUT!!! GUILLOTINE LEG DROP!!!!!

The Informer - NO!! MORAL MOVED!!! And now Moral is getting to his feet, ready to take advantage of The Hollywood Worm's mistake!

Vic Canon - The Hollywood Worm is up... he charges at Moral! Drop toe hold! The Worm gets up, and Moral locks him from behind! GERMAN SUPLEX!

Eddie Sensation - Into a pin!! 1.... 2.... No! Just in time!!

The Informer - Moral gets to his feet, and sets up! The Hollywood Worm gets up.... OOH!!!!! LARIAT!!!! The Hollywood Worm goes down hard!!! And now Moral is calling for "INSOMNIA", his big move!

[A familiar tune then plays over the PA system. "Hangman Jury" by Aerosmith makes its way into every fan's ears.]

Vic Canon - What the hell?!

[The crowd looks at the entranceway, as Arthryn comes out with a microphone on hand. He looks at Moral who's standing in the ring, and cackles a bit just before addressing the crowd...]

Arthryn - HERE I AM! I HAVE ARRIVED... Each and everyone of your canadian asses must recognize that YOUR representative JUST GOT HOME! Just like EVERY USian in North America, you guys suck! You really think that you're a good wrestling crowd, just because you got people like Bret Hart, Lance Storm, Stu Hart, blah blah. Well, I'lll tell you right now, where is your people? Lance Storm is jobbing in the WCW, Bret Hart is MIA, Stu Hart is what... all screwed up somewhere in his mansion, and Tom Stone is straight up someone's ass, God knows doing what!

[The crowd starts chanting stuff like "asshole" and "fuck you" towards Arthryn...]

Arthryn - Just like every damned North American crowd, you all fucking suck, and you can chant all you want... because even people like Don Michaels mean more to Arthryn than you do. Now, as for that mother fucker standing right there in the ring. Moral, you're a fire-freaked psycho. You want to go hot on me, and put my ass on fire? Mein freund, don't ever fucking forget. You have been hunted.

[As Arthryn says this, a "Moral" doll comes down from the rafters. It descends right above Arthryn, where everyone can see it.]

Eddie Sensation - What the hell is that Moral doll doing out here?!

[Moral's astonished at the doll, as Arthryn keeps going...]

Arthryn - Look at you. You were found. You were judged. Now, get ready to be executed.

[Arthryn takes out a match from his right pocket, and lights it. With no hestitation, he puts the match close to the doll, quickly putting it on fire. As the doll burns quickly, Arthryn stares coldly at Moral.]

Arthryn - 'Cause Moral... think hard, think good... think inferno, think fire. And think of The Executor, Arthryn burning your ass 'til you become nothing but ashes. 'Cause wether you hurt or not, live or die, I JUST DON'T GIVE A FUCK!

The Informer - LOOK OUT!!!! MORAL IS RUNNING STRAIGHT FOR ARTHRYN!!!!

Vic Canon - AND THEY MEET HALFWAY DOWN THE RAMP!!! LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT, RIGHT!!!

Eddie Sensation - These two want to kill each other!

The Informer - And if they keep playing with fire, they just might get burnt!

Vic Canon - Arthryn grabs Moral... OOH!!!! DDT INTO THE STEEL RAMP!!!

Eddie Sensation - And here come the millions of officials to break these two up!!

The Informer - But Arthryn is relentless! He wants to continue to beat on Moral!

Vic Canon - What do you expect?! He lit him on fire last week!

Eddie Sensation - Well, security have broken these two up, and put out the fire of that Moral doll...

The Informer - I guess this match is a No Contest! Althought Moral almost had it won!

Vic Canon - Well fans, we've got to take a quick commercial break... Dont go anywhere!

Eddie Sensation - Hey, how come Vinny D gets to spill his guts on national TV about everything? Hello! I want an in depth interview!

The Informer - Well, fortunately the EWA just won't do that, Eddie. Let's take you now to part 2 of my chat with Vince Di Nardo.

Eddie Sensation - HEY!

[The screen fades to black and back into the interview joined in progress.]

The Informer - You and Nick Diamante are, and always have been best of friends, have you not?

Vince Di Nardo - Yes, we have been best friends for about ten years now. That's a long, long, long time, especially, well, I mean, you used to see Nick every day on Heat, you know what he's like. I had to put up with him for ten years. I dunno how I did it..... [Chuckles]

The Informer - How did you feel when Nick finally arrived in the EWA? The both of you had plans to conduct a storyline that would last 6 months long, and eventually end with both of your feuding groups merging together to reek havoc on the EWA. At the time, did you have any doubts that this mission would fail to reach the heights of the DX/Team Ballz feud?

Vince Di Nardo - It was great, I finally managed to get Nick to get in on this buisness, and I knew that he wouldn't let me down. I was very confident in our plans and I knew it would be bigger than the DX/Team Ballz feud.

The Informer - There you were, side-by-side... you managing DX behind the scenes and Nick managing a new rebellious group named "Revolution X". What did you initially think of Nick's work with RX on his own?

Vince Di Nardo - OUTSTANDING!! IT BLEW MY MIND!! I was very impressed with what he was doing.

The Informer - During RX's quickly-growing reign of terror on the EWA, DX was scarcely around... even though RX was continually calling you guys out. Where was DX?

Vince Di Nardo - Well, I was very busy at that time, but me and Nick thought it would work out best if DX dissappeared and reappeared, because it would stretch out the feud.

The Informer - So you admit that both you and Nick decided to keep DX out of the picture to give RX space to grow, correct?

Vince Di Nardo - Oh, that too, of course. Both were major factors, and we knew that it would all work out.

The Informer - Nick Diamante went on to become a superstar with this whole RX era as many have agreed that the RX/Team Ballz issue grew to outshine the previous DX/Team Ballz story. It then came to the point where people were giving Nick Diamante full credit for RX's existence and success. At that point, was there ever any professional jealousy between you and Nick Diamante?

Vince Di Nardo - Ya, but I lived with it. I know the way it went down, and so do those in the know. There would have been no RX had it not been for DX and me and Nick together.

The Informer - February 21st, 1999... The Gund Arena in Cleveland, Ohio... The Full Revolution. Explain to me the feeling.

Vince Di Nardo - Chills, still to this day when I watch the footage, I get chills and goosebumps. It was one of the greatest times in my life, it was a landmark for me.

The Informer - It was a success! 6 month of planning finally cashed in big time! You and Nick Diamante now had half of the entire EWA roster under contract, legitimately! There really seemed to be no stopping RX!

Vince Di Nardo - We wanted it that way!! And like I said before, I had no doubts about our plans coming to fruition.

The Informer - How would you explain the feeling in the EWA at that time? Didn't it seem like everyone was out to bring RX down?!

Vince Di Nardo - Of course they were, me and Nick (RX) were the nazis, and everyone else were all the other countries trying to put a stop to us.

The Informer - However, it seems that fate brought RX down.... not the competition. There was a lot of pent up frustration in the EWA locker rooms at the time. Many people claimed that Revolution X was being treated better than everyone else. What do you think about that?

Vince Di Nardo - Me and Nick blead RX, we put our hearts and souls into it, and we got only what we deserved, no more, and even less sometimes. People were severely jealous that we had managed to steal their show, that's all it was.

The Informer - You, Diamante and Stone met and decided to pull the plug on RX to benefit the EWA and keep everyone happy. Would you say this was the beginning of the end in terms of the relationship you and Nick has with the EWA?

Vince Di Nardo - Ya, it was definitely over. Me and Nick were dissappointed at the fact that something so great was being pushed out to keep green-eyed monsters happy.

The Informer - Being good sports about it, you and Nick continued managing different wrestlers... but it was only so long until you felt you were wasting your time. What was the final straw that broke the camel's back for you?

Vince Di Nardo - The truth is, I had worked long and hard in the EWA and it felt like no one gave me the credit I deserved. I was sick and tired of being over looked, and though I knew that if I truly wanted to, I could make a great impact. My heart was sucked out of it, so i decided I was better off not doing what I loved, because it was bothering me so much.

[The scene fades to black and then back into a shot of The Informer, Vic Canon and Eddie Sensation at ringside.]

The Informer - Definitely an interesting career that Vince Di Nardo has had. Later on the show, Vince will address the D.O.A.-Pro. and the darker days of his career. Don't go anywhere, we'll be right back in a few moments.

Masta Red - Or course DiMarco. Kearse is a little biatch that needs his ass kicking again and again so he can remind himself how f*cking sorry his is. This will be another cakewalk.

Rob DiMarco - Any idea on why you're having the same match this week?? Has Kearse asked for a rematch?? Did you ask for this match??

Masta Red - I guess he wanted to redeem himself. I don't know. But I think there is something going on around here from rumors I have heard. Either way it goes. Kearse will be beaten again, then I will take my rage out of Hustler. If he even shows up again.

Rob DiMarco - Back to you guys at ringside!

Vic Canon - And Masta Red defeated Kearse EASILY last week! Maybe Kearse wants a re-match!

Eddie Sensation - What, does he think he stands a chance?!

The Informer - Maybe!!

Chris Myers - This next match is scheduled for one fall!

["Beautiful People" by Marilyn Manson blasts through the speakers...]

Chris Myers - Introducing first... accompanied to the ring by Ashley Kearse, standing 6'3" and weighing in at 250 pounds, from California, "The Foundation" Brandon Kearse!

[Ashley Kearse and "The Foundation" Brandon Kearse step out from behind the curtain and head towards the ring.]

The Informer - And here comes Brandon Kearse. Last week he lost to Masta Red pretty quickly... I guess he's trying to improve himself from last week's performance!

Vic Canon - Well, if that's the case, then he can't do any worse! I dont think he hit one move last week!

Eddie Sensation - Haha!!

["Gotten" by Wild Boyz blasts through the speakers...]

Chris Myers - And his opponent... standing 6'5" and weighing in at 275 pounds, from Atlanta, Georgia, Masta Red!

[Masta Red steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

The Informer - And here comes the undefeated Masta Red, so far!

Vic Canon - Wow, he's got one big win over BRANDON KEARSE!!!!! OOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Eddie Sensation - Hahaha!! Vic, did Chandler knock some sense into you last week or something?!

The Informer - Quiet Eddie! He's going to get pissed soon! There's the bell! This match is underway!

Vic Canon - They lock up!! Masta Red knee's Kearse in the stomach three times, then executes a beautiful T-Bone Suplex!

Eddie Sensation - Wow, looks like a tape of last week's match!!

The Informer - Shut up and call the match Eddie... Kearse gets to his feet, and Masta Red grabs him.... GUT WRENCH POWERBOMB! Nice move! Masta Red goes for the pin... 1.... 2..... No! Kearse with a kickout at 2 and a half!

Vic Canon - Masta Red picks up Brandon Kearse, and throws him to the ropes! Kearse bounces off the ropes, and misses a clothesline attempt! Masta Red turns around and grabs Kearse..... DDT! RIGHT INTO THE MAT!!

Eddie Sensation - Brandon Kearse just lost a few brain cells! And it's not like he's got many of those left!!

The Informer - Masta Red goes for the cover again! 1.... 2..... No! Brandon Kearse kicks out again! Masta Red gets to his feet, and applies a figure four!

Vic Canon - Uh oh! This could be it for Brandon Kearse! He's screaming in pain!

Eddie Sensation - I could have sworn I saw this last week!

The Informer - Brandon Kearse just grabbed the bottom rope! He's lucky Masta Red didn't have that locked on in the middle of the ring!

Vic Canon - Brandon Kearse slowly makes his way to his feet... But Masta Red is there.... LOOK OUT!!! PILEDRIVER!

Eddie Sensation - There go a few more brain cells! Down to the nitty gritty now!!!

The Informer - But Masta Red isn't done! He's picking up Kearse... now he's got him set up for some sort of suplex.... Masta Red lifts him!!! OOH!!! BRAINBUSTER SUPLEX!!

Vic Canon - And now Masta Red is calling for the end! Masta Red is picking up Kearse... He's got him set up!

Eddie Sensation - LOOK OUT!!! HERE COMES THE DEATH OF KEARSE'S BRAIN CELLS!!!

The Informer - OOH!!! MASTA PLEX!! Brandon Kearse is out, and in the middle of the ring!

Vic Canon - Masta Red goes for the cover.... 1.... 2..... 3!!!

Chris Myers - And the winner of this match, Masta Red!

Eddie Sensation - Guys... I SWEAR that I saw this last week! You sure this isnt a tape?!

The Informer - Yes Eddie, now shut up.

Vic Canon - Haha! Wait a minute... look guys!! Here come The Hustler! He's standing at the top of the ramp, and Masta Red just saw him!! Masta Red slides out of the ring, and he's heading straight for the Hustler!!

Eddie Sensation - LOOK OUT!!! OOOH!!! LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT, RIGHT!!!!! This is a complete BRAWL!!!!

The Informer - Oh, great! They've fought into the backstage area! Get a camera back there, NOW!!

Vic Canon - Dammit, I hate waiting for camera shots! Stupid camera guys get paid more then us, and they can never do anything right!

Eddie Sensation - And you can?!

The Informer - HAHAHA!!! Wait a minute... we've got a shot!! Masta Red and The Hustler are still brawling it out backstage!! Hey, did you just see Thrylla and Chandler standing over there??

Vic Canon - Yes I did Informer, but that's not important right now! Masta Red and The Hustler are now all the way in the parking lot!!

Eddie Sensation - OOH!!! Masta Red just slammed The Hustler onto a car hood!! Look at the dent! I'm glad it's not my car!!!

The Informer - Masta Red grabs Hustler by the hair, and takes a running start!!! NOOOOO!!!!! LOOK OUT!!!!!!!!

Vic Canon - OH MY GOD!!!!! GOD NO!!!!!! MASTA RED JUST PUT THE HUSTLER THROUGH A LIMO'S WINDSHEILD!!!! THE HUSTLER'S HEAD IS BLEEDING, YOU CAN ALREADY SEE IT!!!!!

Eddie Sensation - OH SHIT!!!!! Get some help over there!

The Informer - And look at Masta Red! He's just standing there laughing! What have the EWA wrestlers come to these days?!?!

The Informer - We're back on Heat folks, live from Toronto, Ontario, Canada... and there's a shot of The Hustler's bloody body!

Vic Canon - Masta Red just put him through a windsheild!!!

Eddie Sensation - Wait a minute... look! It's Thrylla and Chandler!

Serial Thrylla - What's goin--WHAT THE FUCK?!?! WHO TRASHED OUR LIMO?!?!?!

Paramedic - Sir, The Hustler was thrown--

Serial Thrylla - GET HIM!!!!!

The Informer - NO!!! OH MY GOD!!!! TEAM BALLZ HAVE JUST ATTACKED THE HUSTLER!!!!!!!! HE CANT DEFEND HIMSELF, HE'S ON A STRETCHER FOR CHRIST SAKE!

Vic Canon - OOOH!!!!!! BIG TIMER DDT BY CHANDLER, RIGHT INTO THE CONCRETE!!!! AND NOW THRYLLA IS TELLING HIM TO LOCK ON -HIROSHIMA-!!!! DONT DO IT!!! YOU COULD KILL HIM!!!

Eddie Sensation - If he's not already dead!! HA HA!!!

The Informer - SHUT UP EDDIE!!! THIS ISN'T FUNNY!!!! CHANDLER HAS THE HIROSHIMA LOCKED ON THE HUSLTER!!!!! GET HIM OFF!!!!!

Ghost From Hell - ....Its Just another Match that I have to win. It just another Soul I have to take, So to anwser your question No I'm not nervous.

Rob DiMarco - Last week, we saw you debut here in the EWA by attacking The Wildman in his locker room. Why the Wildman?? Are you interested in his Extreme Title belt??

Ghost From Hell - Him, His Extreme Title it doesn't matter what I really want is his soul.

Rob DiMarco - Over to you Rachel!

El GiGante - Screw that esa, how about me and you do the nasty chica.

Rachel Stevens - Do the what??

El GiGante - Lets do it chica. You know the wild thing.... The big nasty, you know the 3 letter word.

Rachel Stevens - Ewww..... Your gonna make me puke Mr. GiGante.

El GiGante - Make you puke? More like make you drool honey. Now do you want to get it on or what chica?

[Rachel puts her finger down her throat as she almost pukes. She coughs and holds her mic back up and continues on with the interview.....]

Rachel Stevens - Now for the last time, do you have any last words for Ghost From Hell??

El GiGante - Who the f*ck is Ghost From Hell chica. I'm so sick and tired of these fake goth gimmicks esa. I mean come on every "evil" guy is the same meng. I don't know who you are Ghost From Hell, neither do I care esa. Just bring you ugly, not scary @#$ to the ring and be prepared to be totally annihilated by the baddest chico running the streets of Brooklyn. Now how bout ya bank on that one brotha!

Rachel Stevens - We are also aware of your current problems with Moochie... Are you guys going to work on that, and fix up your problems?? Or is this the end of the Mexican Connection??

El GiGante - Things are majorly f*cked up right. Moochie has been the biggest d*ck lately. He thinks he's the greatest thing since gorditas.... But NO Mooch its not like that. I've carried you this whole time. I practically won the belts by myself esa. You did s*it my friend.... WAIT! I gotta stop.

Rachel Stevens - What? What do you mean Mr. GiGante?

El GiGante - I mean I gotta stop this or The MeXican CoNNection will be broken up chica. We gots da belts right?

Rachel Stevens - Well yeah.

[The camera zooms in on El GiGante's tag title and then zooms out...]

El GiGante - Then its got to stay that way. Mooch just watch what you say meng. Just remember "When you F*CK with GiGante, You F*CK with DEATH!"

Rachel Stevens - Back to you guys at ringside!

Vic Canon - A match with many firsts!!

Eddie Sensation - Yeah, maybe even the first match that we fall asleep watching!!

The Informer - You're not nice Eddie.

Chris Myers - This next match is scheduled for one fall!

[The Halloween Theme blasts through the speakers...]

Chris Myers - Introducing first... standing 6'10" and weighing in at 300 pounds, from Hell, Ghost From Hell!

[Ghost From Hell steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

The Informer - Here comes Ghost From Hell, who will be debuting in just a few moments! Last week we saw him for the first time, when he sprayed that red mist into Wildman's face and layed him out cold in his locker room!

Vic Canon - Yeah.. who knows if The Wildman will be out here tonight to get some revenge!

Eddie Sensation - Good! This match could use some excitment!

The Informer - How do you figure?! One half of the EWA Tag Team Champions is involved!

["Rap Superstar" by Cypress Hill blasts through the speakers...]

Chris Myers - And his opponent... accompanied to the ring by Bret Sheer and Jay, standing 5'10" and weighing in at 175 pounds, from Brooklyn, New York, one half of the EWA Tag Team Champions, El GiGante!

[Bret Sheer, Jay and El GiGante step out from behind the curtain and head towards the ring.]

The Informer - And here he comes, one half of the EWA Tag Team Champions, The Mexican Connection!

Vic Canon - Well, they might not be champions for long! We all know about Moochie and El GiGante's recent troubles!!

Eddie Sensation - Right... And that might mean that Moochie might be out here!

The Informer - Possibly! There's the bell, this match is underway!! They lock up, and El GiGante throws Ghost From Hell to the ropes! He bounces off the ropes, ducks a clothesline, ducks an elbow... WHAM!! GiGante finally nails Ghost From Hell with a spinning heel kick!

Vic Canon - But Ghost From Hell gets right back up, and swings with a clothesline! GiGante ducks, and then grabs Ghost From Hell! LOOK OUT!!!!! OOOH!!!!!!

Eddie Sensation - JUMPING DDT!!!!! El GiGante goes for the cover...

The Informer - The ref counts! 1.... 2..... No! Ghost From Hell kicks out at the last second!

Vic Canon - And look! Here comes Moochie!

Eddie Sensation - Uh oh! This could either be good news or bad news for GiGante! Who knows what Moochie intends on doing!

The Informer - El GiGante hasn't seen Moochie yet... he's concentrating on Ghost From Hell!

Vic Canon - Ghost From Hell gets up, and GiGante throws him to the corner! GiGante follows in with a BIG SPLASH, and sits Ghost From Hell on the top rope!

Eddie Sensation - Uh oh! This is bad news for Ghost From Hell!

The Informer - GiGante punches Ghost From Hell a few times in the chest for good measures... GiGante gets on the top rope! LOOK OUT!!!!!

Vic Canon - SUPLEX OFF THE TOP ROPE!!!! And GiGante goes for the pin! The referee counts... 1.... 2..... no! Ghost From Hell's foot is on the bottom rope!

Eddie Sensation - And look who's right there! MOOCHIE is standing right there!

The Informer - Are you said he did it?! Why would Moochie help Ghost From Hell?!

Vic Canon - I dont know, but El GiGante seem's to be blaming Moochie as well!!

Eddie Sensation - Now Moochie is on the apron!

The Informer - UH OH!!! GiGante just shoved Moochie!!! This isn't good news for the Tag Team Champions!!

Vic Canon - And now Moochie shoves GiGante!! LOOK OUT!! FROM BEHIND, Ghost From Hell rolls up GiGante!!!! 1.... 2..... 3!!!!!!

Eddie Sensation - NO DOUBT ABOUT THAT ONE, IT WAS MOOCHIE'S FAULT!!

Chirs Myers - And the winner of this match, Ghost From Hell!

The Informer - And now Moochie is getting the hell out of here! He doesn't want to stick around for El GiGante's yelling and screaming!

Vic Canon - Like Eddie said, there's no doubt about that second incident! Moochie cost GiGante the match! But we're not too sure if Moochie was the one who but Ghost From Hell's foot on the ropes!

Eddie Sensation - SURE HE DID!! It only makes sense!!!!

The Informer - To you, maybe!

The Informer - LOOK OUT!!! TRAIVS GAINES HAS JUST ATTACKED FALLEN ANGEL FROM BEHIND!! FALLEN ANGEL DIDN'T EVEN SEE IT COMING!!

Vic Canon - WHAM!!!! GAINES THROWS FALLEN ANGEL INTO A LOCKER!!! WHAM! AND AGAIN!!!!

Eddie Sensation - There's a steel chair sitting right there, and this moron isn't even using it!

The Informer - He's doing good enough with his hands!! "That Damn Good" grabs Fallen Angel, and throws him into the shower!

Vic Canon - And now he's turning the cold water on, and laughing!! Why has Travis Gaines done this to Fallen Angel?!?!

Eddie Sensation - I dont know! But I like it!

The Informer - Fans, we have to take a quick commercial break! Dont go anywhere!

The Informer - Fans, it's electric here in the Skydome!!! Toronto really knows how to host a great event!!

Vic Canon - The arena is rumbling with anticipation of the main event!

Eddie Sensation - Damn! I almost forgot!! Chandler taking on Jericho!! But what we just saw was crazy "That Damn Good" Travis "The Future" Gaines attacked Fallen Angel in his locker room!

The Informer - We are now going backstage fans, where Rachel Stevens is standing along side "TDG" Travis Gaines! Take it away, Rachel!

Rachel Stevens - Thank You, Informer. I'm now backstage with the newest addition to the EWA, Travis Gaines, and he has already got involved only days after inking his contract! He has attacked Fallen Angel, and you know the Angel won't like that! Tell me Travis, why Fallen Angel?

Travis Gaines - Well, Rachel, first of all let me say I'm excited to be here in the EWA. But, not really suprised, because I'm "That Damn Good", but if you look at a wrestler like Fallen Angel, he's had his share of success in the EWA, and I'm sure if we had a Boxer's title he would'a won it. When a wrestler ignores wrestling and chooses to brawl, he doesn't deserve to win matches. I'm starting with Angel, but anyone in this fed who is a hardcore "wrestler" or a brawling "wrestler" better watch thier back. Think of the defenition of wrestling match, it's two men in hand to hand combat, trying to throw and pin each other. No where does it say you need chairs, and barbwire. No where does it say you Box with your god damn opponent. To wrestle you need skill in the ring, speed, wit.. and you need to know wrestling moves. Does that answer your question Rachel?? I'm sick of these damn wrestlers calling themself hardcore wrestlers.

Rachel Stevens - Is that your purpose?? To destroy Hardcore wrestling in the EWA??

Travis Gaines - You could say that Rachel, or you could say I'm here to restore the old school wrestling. Either way, hardcore wrestlers, brawlers... That takes no skill. High Flying, Skillfull scientific wrestling is what "The Future" of EWA is.

Rachel Stevens - Well Your very confident Mr. Gaines... Thanks for your time, and Goodluck in the EWA...

International Cow - MOO!!! STONE WANTS TO HOLD DOWN THE FU MAN MOO!!!

European Cow - Exactly Rachel! Stone hates Divine, and he still hates Jericho.... He hates the Fu Man Crew! He's going to do anything to keep us away from the Tag Team Titles!

Rob DiMarco - What are your opinions of Rocky Blonde and Johnny "Big Cash" Flash, The Highly Conceted Bastards?? Are they a challenge to you, or just another tag team??

International Cow - WHO MOO??? Just another bunch of grass for us to chew!

European Cow - HA!!! Exactly!! We'll brush these two off in no time, and then we'll get our shot at the Tag Team Titles!

Rob DiMarco - Back to you guys at ringside!

Vic Canon - The Cows In Black will take on the Highly Conceited Bastards, in what could be a #1 Contender Match! The Cows in Black have defeated every other EWA Tag Team, except these two! If they win tonight, they have every right to ask for a Tag Team Title Match!

Eddie Sensation - Wouldn't that be weird?? The Cows in Black as the EWA Tag Team Champions!! Haha!!!

The Informer - It sure would!

Chris Myers - This next match is scheduled for one fall!

["Champion" by Buju Banton blasts through the speakers...]

Chris Myers - Introducing first... accompanied to the ring by Joe, at a total combined weight of 508 pounds, Johnny "Big Cash" Flash and Rocky Blonde, the Highly Conceited Bastards!

[Joe and The Highly Conceited Bastards step out from behind the curtain and head towards the ring.]

The Informer - And here come the EWA's newest Tag Team, Johnny "Big Cash" Flash and Rocky Blonde, The Highly Conceited Bastards!!

Vic Canon - And maybe these two can pick up a win this week over the Cows, seeing as how none of the other EWA Tag Teams can!

Eddie Sensation - That's pretty sad, if you ask me!

The Informer - Eh, your opinion doesn't matter...

["Cows In Black" by Will Smith blasts through the speakers...]

Chris Myers - And their opponents... accompanied to the ring by Bessy, at a total combined weight of 545 pounds, International Cow and European Cow, the Cows In Black!

[Bessy and the Cows in Black step out from behind the curtain and head towards the ring.]

The Informer - And here come the #1 Contenders for the EWA Tag Team Titles!

Vic Canon - They're the #1 Contenders, but they've only pinned one team... interesting....

Eddie Sensation - A win is a win Vic!!

The Informer - And there's the bell! International Cow is going to start this one off against Johnny Flash! They lock up!

Vic Canon - International Cow throws Johnny Flash to the ropes! He nails him with a knee to the stomach, and hen a beautiful DDT!

Eddie Sensation - Wow! Offence from the Cows! I'm not used to this!

The Informer - International Cow lifts Johnny Flash to his feet again, and nails him with a suplex!!

Vic Canon - International runs over to Rocky Blonde, and knocks him off the apron! International Cow tags in European Cow!

Eddie Sensation - And now Rocky Blonde is in the ring! The ref is telling him to get out, but he wont listen! In the background, the cows are beating the hell out of Johnny Flash!!

The Informer - European Cow has Flash set up... International is in position.... OOOH!!! THEY NAILED IT!!! SKIMMED MILK!!!

Vic Canon - Thats it! They're done! European Cow runs over and clotheslines Rocky Blonde over the top rope! International Cow goes for the pin... 1..... 2..... 3!!

Chris Myers - And the winners of this match, the Cows in Black!

Eddie Sensation - Oh man! What a quick match that was!

The Informer - I guess the Highly Conceited Bastards dont have what it takes to be in the EWA's Tag Team Division!

Vic Canon - I guess not! But the Cows are on a roll, and they're the #1 Contenders! I dont think they'll be waiting long to get their Tag Team Title shot!

Eddie Sensation - I doubt they'll wait for Global Threat! They're too excited!

The Informer - Haha!!

Vic Canon - Well, if the Mexican Connection are still not functioning as a team, the Cows in Black could very well be the next EWA Tag Team Champions!

Eddie Sensation - And that would be a damn shame! DAMMIT GiGante! Moochie! Get it together!

[The screen fades to black and the interview begins to play over the EWA video wall.]

The Informer - DEAD or ALIVE Pro Wrestling. a personal project conducted by 2 best friends who's knowledge of the sport is well documented. Now that you were done with the EWA contractually, what were your expectations with the D.O.A.-Pro?

Vince Di Nardo - I had no expectations, I knew that me and Nick would create the best wrestling organization in history. We had the ideas, the knowledge and enough money to make it work. The only thing that really worried me, was if we would be able to attract some top notch stars to the D.O.A.

The Informer - Did you and Nick use any bitter feelings you had towards Tom Stone and the EWA to motivate you to make the D.O.A.-Pro better than the EWA? Be truthful.

Vince Di Nardo - We did, we were upset with how we had been treated in the EWA, and I guess we used that to our advantage by putting that negative energy into use on a positive project, the D.O.A.

The Informer - Do you think Tom doubted you guys would be able to pull it off, or do you think he was intimidated?

Vince Di Nardo - I think Tom was a little bit of both, to tell you the truth. He knew what me and Nick could do, and anyone who knows me and Nick knows that when me and Nick are together we can't be stopped. So, I think he was a little intimidated, at the same time though, Tom had a bad habit of underestimating people, and I know that he didn't fully believe that me and Nick would pull it off.

The Informer - Financially, the D.O.A.-Pro didn't have the backing to compete one-on-one with the EWA, so you guys based the promotion out of Detroit, Michigan and ran your weekly show, Motor City Maddness, straight from the Joe Louis Arena every week. You signed a deal with a major TV station and had the show on live every Wednesday throughout North America. Were you guys content with this amount of success given you were a small group?

Vince Di Nardo - Well, like I said earlier, we had enough money to open the organization, and we were content with the situation we had. We liked the one show a week idea, and that TV station really liked our product. So much so infact, that after our first month, they offered us a seven year contract! No one besides Nick and myself know this. We had only been there one month!! So, we were very pleased with our success, and we knew that within time we would take our spot among the elite wrestling organizations.

The Informer - What did you think of the D.O.A.-Pro's roster which held such names as Deuce, "The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante, Jack "Backstreet" Suede, Wolf Nebula, Rocky Blonde, The Hustler and Extreme Velocity?

Vince Di Nardo - Well, I was extremely happy that we managed to attract such talent to organization. And let me tell you, these athletes were very impressive wrestlers, as well as entertainers.

The Informer - History repeated itself for you. Nick basically took over the D.O.A.-Pro for himself, and you began to manage Extreme Velocity and a masked wrestler named Genocide. Is there any truth to the rumor that you were "Genocide" under his mask?

Vince Di Nardo - Yes, it was.... Not even Nick knew about that, I wore boots with 4 inch heels so that I would look practically 7' tall. But yes, it was me and I think that I was doing really well in that organization.

The Informer - Nick Diamante made a major challenge to TBL at D.O.A.-Pro Wrestlepalooza, and soon thereafter persued a singles wrestling career. Reportedly, in the span of a week, Nick closed the D.O.A.-Pro and re-negotiated a deal with Tom Stone to rejoin the EWA... Now. that seems kind of odd, wouldn't you say? Did you have any bitter feelings towards Nick for doing this? Especially since we're told you were still upset with Tom Stone?

Vince Di Nardo - I was a little upset, but it didn't matter anymore, Nick set his mind on what he wanted to do, and he did it. I kinda felt like for all the times I had tried to get everyone involved in what I was doing, I was totally left out.

The Informer - You too worked a deal with Tom to enter the EWA and randomly attack Zed.... for the first time. Then you disappeared. What was the significant of this?

Vince Di Nardo - Well, that was to basically let everyone know that I could do what I wanted, when I wanted, to whom I wanted. But the truth was, basically, I was ready to call it quits around that time, and my heart wasn't into it anymore. So, people wanted me involved, and I did that to satisfy them.

The Informer - Nick went on to gain unbelievable success as "The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante in the EWA. and you were left totally out of the wrestling business. Once again, did you feel any bitterness towards Nick Diamante?

Vince Di Nardo - No... I was happy for him, again though, it came down to me knowing that I got Nick into this buisness in the first place. So no, I didn't have bitterness, it bothered me once in a while, but nothing enough to make a movie of the week about.

The Informer - You eventually worked out all your problems with Tom Stone, and returned to manage Extreme Velocity in the EWA to the EWA World Tag Team titles. But a few months later, you were gone again. What happened?

Vince Di Nardo - Again, still my heart wasn't into it anymore, and even though I won the tag titles, it felt like I had really accomplished nothing, so I slowed down, and eventually worked a way for Extreme Velocity to be vanished from the EWA.

The Informer - Call the internet a crazy tool... but there were all kinds of rumors circulating about your whereabouts. Some people say you checked yourself into an institute and had a deep hatred for Tom Stone and Nick Diamante. Other reports had it that you left the wrestling business altogether to seek work in the field of real-estate. Straight from the horse's mouth... where were you?

Vince Di Nardo - I was training for one, in Japan with a very good wrestling buddy of mine. I did some work in some indy feds under a mask, but nothing spectacular. Mostly though, I sat back and rested, and tried to let my heart get back in the buisness I so dearly loved.

The Informer - This past February at The Full Revolution 2, you came in to lend a helping hand to Nick Diamante and the 3 Dimensions of Wrestling to attack Zed, for the second time. Then you disappeared again! What happened this time?

Vince Di Nardo - Nothing, I just came to help my friend one night, and that's all it was. See, that's what I liked doing, letting people read too deeply into what I would do, cause then people would think stupid things.

The Informer - Do you have something against Zed?

Vince Di Nardo - See what I mean?? Hahahahaha!! No, actually me and Zed are pretty good friends, we talk often, and we hung out alot after work. But I liked having people think stuff like that. Another reason why I did these one night show ups, to make people wonder.

The Informer - If you could settle all the controversy in one shot, what would you say is the reason for your on-again/off-again history with the EWA?

Vince Di Nardo - It was at most times a lack of spirit and heart towards the buisness in general, and not being recognized for all that I had done. It burnt me. So I just lost what I had, and didn't care about trying to bring it back. And really, at that point I knew that it was never coming back, and that it was about time I said bye to the world of pro wrestling, for good.

[The seen fades to black and then back into a shot of the arena.]

The Informer - And next week, the story comes full circle! Part 4 of the elusive Vince Di Nardo interview! And a decisive announcement, straight from Vinny D, on his future here in the EWA!

Moochie - Eh mengita! We basically got rid of all dee tag teams. We have dem all scared of us. As soon as dey want to step up and get a peice of us, den I will tag team with da GiGante brah. However, it be okay for now, cuz everyone sees how da Moochie-Man carries dee Mexican Connection. I mean, I am das reason dat dee Mexican Connection are dee tag champs. And as for Wildman...pre-pare for an ass whoopin'! Time for dee new wave of young-stas to take over. And yo' arse needs to be put down. By dee end of dee night, I will be the TRUE Extreme Champ!

Rachel Stevens - It is a Non-Title Match Moochie.

Moochie - Shut up mengita. I know what I am talking about!

Rachel Stevens - We are also aware of your current problems with El GiGante... Are you guys going to work on that, and fix up your problems?? Or is this the end of the Mexican Connection??

Moochie - What problems? What are you talkin' about? Dee Mexican Connection is close as ever mengita. We have never been so close as we are now. I mean, you all see how good we be working to-geth-er. You reporters are just trying to con-cocked stories to make us look bad. Now, I must kick dee Wildman's arse!

Rachel Stevens - Back to you guys at ringside!

Vic Canon - And dont forget, it's a non-title match! The Wildman hasn't defended his title once since he won it! Horrible!

Eddie Sensation - God damn! Stone needs to do something about that!

The Informer - I'm sure he will... but right now, we have a match to call...

Chris Myers - This next match is scheduled for one fall and is a Non-Title Match!

["Rap Superstar" by Cypress Hill blasts through the speakers...]

Chris Myers - Introducing first... accompanied to the ring by Bret Sheer and Jay, standing 5'9" and weighing in at 170 pounds, from Mexico City, Mexico, Moochie "The Disgruntled Mexican"!

[Bret Sheer, Jay and Moochie "The Disgruntled Mexican" step out from behind the curtain and head towards the ring.]

The Informer - In that match earlier tonight, Moochie cost El GiGante the match! GiGante is probably itching to get some revenge!

Vic Canon - It doesn't look good for the EWA Tag Team Champions!

Eddie Sensation - And if they lose to the Cows, it'll be even worse! They'll get laughed at on the streets!!

The Informer - Haha!!

["Calm Like A Bomb" by Rage Against The Machine blasts through the speakers...]

Chris Myers - And his opponent... standing 6'4" and weighing in at 304 pounds, from Indianapolis, Indiana, the EWA Extreme Champion, The Wildman!

[The EWA Extreme Champion, The Wildman steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

The Informer - And here comes The Wildman, who hasn't been doing to well in the EWA recently... Sure, he won the Extreme Title, but he's not the same Wildman he used to be a year ago!

Vic Canon - Yeah, that's for sure. Well, there's the bell.. this match is underway.

Eddie Sensation - Moochie kicks Wildman square in the stomach, and connects with a neckbreaker!!

The Informer - Moochie gets to his feet, and quickly stomps at the Wildman! The Wildman crawls to the corner, but Moochie follows him in and chokes him with his foot!

Vic Canon - Moochie continues to kick at the Wildman! Moochie picks up Wildman, and whips him to the other corner! Moochie follows him in, and lands a big splash!

Eddie Sensation - The Wildman falls to the mat!

The Informer - Moochie quickly climbs to the top rope! He jumps! LOOK OUT!! OOH!! MOONSAULT, right on the money! Moochie goes for the pin... 1.... 2.... No! Wildman kicks out just in time!

Vic Canon - Moochie looks upset! He thought he had it won there! Moochie lifts The Wildman to his feet again, and whips him to the ropes!

Eddie Sensation - And Moochie applies a sleeper hold!

The Informer - Good move by Moochie! He has The Wildman worn down! This might do it!

Vic Canon - Yes! The Wildman is fading! He's down to one knee.... and he's down on the mat!

Eddie Sensation - Hey! Look!! Here comes El GiGante!

The Informer - Of course! Right when Moochie almost has the match won! The referee has The Wildman's hand in he air... and it goes down! One!

Vic Canon - The ref lifts it again... and it's down!! TWO!! Wait a minute... Moochie just saw El GiGante at ringside, and he let go of the hold! He's going over to talk to GiGante!

Eddie Sensation - It sounds like Moochie is telling GiGante to get out of there, and go backstage! And the referee is in the middle of it all!

The Informer - Wait a minute! LOOK!! GHOST FROM HELL IS IN THE RING!! HE'S GOT A BASEBALL BAT!!! WHAM!!!! WHAM!!!! OH MY GOD!!! HE'S ASSAULTING THE WILDMAN WITH THAT BASEBALL BAT!!!!

Vic Canon - AND NOW GHOST FROM HELL IS LEAVING... WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS GUY?!?! THE WILDMAN CANT EVEN DEFEND HIMSELF!!!

Eddie Sensation - Haha! I love it!! Moochie is turning around, and... OH NO!!! EL GIGANTE JUST TRIPPED HIM FROM BEHIND!!

The Informer - And it looks like Moochie hit his head against The Wildman's head! But Moochie is on top of The Wildman, and he's got the cover! The ref is counting... 1..... 2..... 3!! Yes!! Moochie wins!!

Chris Myers - And the winner of this match, Moochie!

Vic Canon - Look at GiGante! He's pissed because Moochie won!

Eddie Sensation - HA!! Gee, I wonder what his intentions were!

The Informer - Well, El GiGante is getting the hell out of here! Ghost From Hell is long gone, and The Wildman and Moochie are still out in the ring!

Vic Canon - Wait... Moochie is getting up! He doesnt know what the hell happened! Oh no! He's chasing after GiGante!

Eddie Sensation - Ha! There goes Moochie, running backstage! And The Wildman is still out!

The Informer - The guy just got hit with a baseball bat!! What do you expect?!

Vic Canon - Fans, we'll be right back.

The Informer - Ladies and gentlemen, the EWA recently went out and recruited thus ANOTHER staff member. However, this one shall conduct interviews...

Vic Canon - You all WILL be surprised by who this is! Any of you remember the date February 1, 2000? This man was HUMILIATED by the recently retired Nick Diamante! And now... he's here!

Eddie Sensation - What brings him here anyway? Hasn't he all ready been humiliated enough?!

The Informer - I guess not! Ladies and gentlemen, JOSH HAMRIC!

[All of a sudden, Josh Hamric steps out from behind the curtain. He walks down to ringside as the fans look on in awe. They certainly didn't expect him to make an appearance in the EWA.]

Vic Canon - These fans are just as bewildered as we are! Josh Hamric in the EWA?! IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE TO ME! NOT AT ALL!

Eddie Sensation - Let's just hope he can control the microphone better than he did the NHBWF!

Josh Hamric - I know alot of you NEVER expected this. I know I am probably not a welcomed figure to this place, but Tom Stone has decided to give me a chance. He has decided to hire me to the EWA as a part of the broadcasting team, only I shall be an interviewer!

The Informer - WHAT? Has he all ready betrayed Tom Stone's trust?!

Vic Canon - SHHH! Do you want him over here?!

The Informer - Hmmm... good point!

Josh Hamric - And at this moment, let me introduce my first guest! He has recently been tearing up the Hollywood scene... please welcome... DON MICHAELS!

Vic Canon - I still can't get over what Don made Dominique Toto go through at Break Down! It was simply uncalled for! Nothing more!

Josh Hamric - It's a pleasure to have you here, Mr. Michaels. However, let me start things off by saying that what you did to Dominique Toto at Break Down was NOT a pleasure! Quite honestly, it was ruthless! You're a sick bastard, you know that?

Don Michaels - Now this is why the weak and untalented shouldn�t be allowed to handle microphones in my presence. You see people they get overwhelmed by my spotlight; in fact you can say that they�ve been blinded by my glory. Normally Hamric wouldn�t even speak in my presence without my permission, but now that he has a microphone in his hands and an audience, he thinks he�s my equal; he thinks he can live out his macho, hard edged reporter fantasies. Well, Hammy, moderate your attitude before I moderate it for you.

Josh Hamric - Woah! I'm not here to fight. I'm here to do my job. There is no need for us to go at it, none at all.

Don Michaels - Good then do your job, which is holding this microphone, closing your mouth, and letting the magnificent one speak to his fan-club. Now about Toto�..everything she said and did, was of her own volition. I never forced her to say anything, I just gave her the opportunity to speak the truth, and she did. Now maybe Hayes doesn�t know Toto as well as he thinks he does. So Hammy, let me tell you something about Toto�..back in the NHBWF; when Lorenzo Hayes used to carry my luggage and clean out my locker, Dominique would approach me for an interview, with this awestruck look on her face. Now as Iceberg Slim would say "I woulda bagged that up wit tha quickness, if Jeanine wasn�t keepin it tight na�mean". So I guess Toto figured that if she couldn�t have me, she could have the next best thing, my shadow: Lorenzo Hayes. Why I bet every now and then she moans my name when she�s making love with Lorenzo.

Josh Hamric - Let me just ask you this... why did you align yourself with Iceberg Slim?! Was it just a masterful plan? BECAUSE I DON'T THINK SO! In my honest opinion, you were just afraid! You knew you couldn't dispose of Lorenzo Hayes alone, so you received help from Iceberg Slim. ADMIT IT! IT'S THE TRUTH, ISN'T IT!?

Vic Canon - WOAH! Josh Hamric is being straight forward here!

The Informer - OH SHUT UP! You know just as well as I do, Don Michaels could take out Hayes ANY DAY OF THE WEEK! He didn't need his help!

Don Michaels - You want the truth, [In his best Jack Nicholsan voice] YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

[The crowd laughs...]

Don Michaels - Because the truth is that Lorenzo is an idiot, he didn�t absorbed a single lesson I tried to teach him back in the "good ole days" of The NHBWF. He walked right into my trap, eyes wide shut.

Josh Hamric - You can deny it all you want, but I am telling the truth! THE HONEST TRUTH! So big deal... you took out Hayes. I think we could all live with that. HOWEVER... When you messed with Dominique Toto, we all knew something had to be done!

Eddie Sensation - What's he talking about?! Is he going to take out Michaels?!

The Informer - HAHA! YEAH RIGHT!

Josh Hamric - Two weeks ago on this same show, Lorenzo Hayes was in the hospital when he received a visitor... if you will, please take a look at the Video Wall.

[We are brought to a shot of a hospital room door. Beside the door is a clipboard and pen, with a piece of paper. On the paper, it reads "Patient: Lorenzo Hayes". Suddenly, a man walks into the room. We can only see his back, a face shot cannot be seen. The man closes the door behind him, and the camera fades to black...]

Vic Canon - Wait a second... you don't think that... you know...

Eddie Sensation - It isn't possible, is it?!

Josh Hamric - And then last week, this happened.

[We are brought to a view of Tom Stone's office door. A man walks in, but his face cannot be seen. The door remains open, and the camera see's Tom Stone signing a piece of paper, and handing it to this man. The man stands up, and he shake's Stone's hand. The camera man then hides behind the wall so he would not get caught. The man leaves Stone's office, and closes the door. He immediately opens the letter, and throws the envelope on the floor. The man walks away, and the camera zooms in on the envelope. It reads: "Weekly Payment For: Lorenzo Hayes - July 4th, 2000"...]

Josh Hamric - In the last couple of weeks, everyone has been pondering over who that man could be... and now... it's time to find out!

Eddie Sensation - WAIT! Don Michaels was about to attack Hamric! But the lights are out!

The Informer - WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?! What's happening to the Video Wall?!

[The Video Wall begins to flicker on and off. Suddenly, Lorenzo Hayes is shown on the Video Wall...]

Lorenzo Hayes - It's weird how sometimes in life we must reflect on our past to succeed in the future. Never have I believed that more than I do now! Back in the NHBWF days, Josh Hamric was quite possibly the one person that "made" me what I am now. He built me up to the status I am today. Don Michaels, you attempted to take my status away from me.

Vic Canon - What does he mean by that?!

Lorenzo Hayes - I have always been a ladies man. I would NEVER do ANYTHING to harm ANY lady. However, you crossed the line when you forced Dominique Toto, my FIANCEE, to oblige by your commands. And now you will witness first hand of my status as a ladies man slowly deteoriating!

[Lorenzo steps to the side and Jeanine Trujillo is shown tied up.]

The Informer - OH NO! WHAT IS THIS FREAK PLANNING ON DOING???

Don Michaels - You don�t really want to take it to this level Lorenzo, you have no clue as to what I can do to you. One word from me can end your fledgling career in Hollywood. Two words from me can have you black balled in every wrestling federation in the Western Hemisphere, and these ten fingers wrapped around your neck can send you straight into eternity.

Lorenzo Hayes - Kill me? Isn't that a tiny bit over-rated?! Don, you know, you really need to get it together. Now come on... you played around with my girl... WHY CAN'T I DO THE SAME? [laughs]

Eddie Sensation - WHAT HAS OVERCOME LORENZO HAYES?!

Vic Canon - REVENGE!! Lorenzo got Don Michaels back last week at the movie, but now this is payback for Dominique Toto!

The Informer - SECURITY!!! GET BACK THERE!!!

Lorenzo Hayes - Don... it's going to take sometime for you to get your girl back. IT'S GOING TO TAKE SOME BIG BUSINESS DEALS!

Don Michaels - Spit it out Hayes�..What do you want for Jeanine�s safety?

Lorenzo Hayes - Oh so your the begging type are we now? Believe me, Don... I don't want to hurt her. I WANT TO HURT YOU!

Don Michaels - Is that what you want Lorenzo, to hurt me? Well guess what I WANT TO HURT YOU EVEN MORE! So let Jeanine go, and come down to the ring [Pause] we�ll settle this right here and right now. Come one Hayes what are you waiting for? It shouldn't be that hard of a decision, you and me right now.

Lorenzo Hayes - You would really like that, wouldn't you! NOPE! It ain't going to be that simple. But I'll tell you what.... I'll think of all the options over the next week, and MAYBE next week you'll get your chance to get the NASTY SLUT back!

Vic Canon - WOAH! That was personal!

The Informer - SHE'S NOT A SLUT, DAMMIT!!!

Lorenzo Hayes - But for now, you're just going to have to live with getting your ass kicked RIGHT NOW!

Vic Canon - HUH???

Eddie Sensation - THE LIGHTS! They've gone out again!

The Informer - THERE HE IS! Lorenzo Hayes is walking down the ramp! He's going to climb in the ring and go at it with Don Michaels right now!

Vic Canon - He slowly climbs the ring steps... LOOK AT DON MICHAELS EYES! THIS GUY IS HELL BENT ON DESTROYING HAYES!

The Informer - NO!!!!! JOSH HAMRIC!!! JOSH HAMRIC JUST CLONKED DON MICHAELS IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH THE MICROPHONE!!

Eddie Sensation - And look at Hayes! That gives him the opening! Lorenzo Hayes is in the ring and is kicking Michaels' ass!!!! He just connected with ShowTime!!! THIS IS TOTAL CHAOS!!!!!

Vic Canon - My God! THEY HAVE TIED HIM UP IN THE ROPES! LOOK WHO'S COMING OUT FROM THE BACK! It's Dominique Toto!

The Informer - WHAT IS THAT WHORE GOING TO DO???

Eddie Sensation - She climbs in the ring... look at Michaels! This guy is fearing what may happen. Uh oh... Toto is signaling to the referee for the kickoff... SHE RUNS! OH MY LORD!! SHE JUST ... WELL... SHE KICKED A SUCCESSFUL KICKOFF!!!

The Informer - NOOOO!!! DON WAS WANTING KIDS, TOO!!!!

Josh Hamric - AHAHA! Don Michaels, I hope you notice just how much power we have right now! You thought you were some big shot, eh? I DON'T THINK SO! It's Hayes and I from now on! We are the guys that are going to dominate this place!

Lorenzo Hayes - You damn right, Hammy! And next week, Don, we'll tell you how exactly you'll be able to get your 'precious' Jeanine back! Now Don isn't payback a bitch?

[Josh Hamric and Lorenzo Hayes slowly raise their hands into the air. The fans give a mixed reaction, and the scene fades to black.]

Ethan Tyler - Robbie D, after what happened to me last week, how I refused to do something I didn't want to, not only I, but the fans as well got cheated out of a great match. After last week, I knew I couldn't stand alone in this world, so I went to my teacher and he gave me the name of a big 7 foot monster that would be able to back me up and take no shit from no one.

Hacker - I just know that Ethan is a hero to people that live underground.

Bry2K - Yeah mang, you hanging out with the groundhogs? I like that Caddy Shack movie mang.....

Rob DiMarco - Um.... any words on your opponents for tonight??

Hacker - Truman Howell, Dark Ryder #1 and Dark Ryder Skippy. You are gonna step into the ring with me, Bryan and Groundhog Man Ethan Tyler. A Groundhog may comeout and see his shadow but you will come out and see your doom.

Ethan Tyler - Um...... Here's how I look at it..... The Dark Ryders have to be wicked pissed right now. I mean, if I was getting my asses constantly kicked by a couple of guys in cow suits, I'd be pretty pissed off too. But tonight, don't think about cows, just think about two big men who will kick the crap out of anything that moves, and a young tiger that's hungry for his time..... Keep your heads on boys, because if you don't, I will capitalize. As for Thurston Howell.... Christ man! Not only are you mega confused, but you think you're the International Champion too! I don't care how dangerous that move of yours is, because I won't allow myself to be knocked out, and what I don't finish tonight, Nomad will bitch. We've got nothing to lose, and everything to gain, and tonight. We will.

Rob DiMarco - Ethan... Last week you lost to The Wildman in an Extreme Rules Match. But, here you are again this week, in another match! Does this mean that Stone has given you another chance??

Ethan Tyler - Chance? I don't consider putting me into a match with a man where careers can be legitimately ended, body parts seriously injured, and forcing me into doing something I did not want to do a chance. If anything, THIS is my chance. No stupid extreme rules here, just me and two other men against three guys, may the best man win. Tonight will be the night Roberto D..... The night that the underground finally.... finally hits the Mainstream, and is there to stay for a long long time to come.

Rob DiMarco - Strong words from Ethan Tyler, it looks like Hacker, Bry2K, and Ethan Tyler are ready! Back to you guys at ringside!

Vic Canon - Thats right. Ethan Tyler, Hacker and Bry2K will take on The Dark Ryders and Howell! Pretty weird, if you ask me!

Eddie Sensation - Well, there's enough talent in this match to make it a good one! Lets get started!

The Informer - Good idea.

Chris Myers - This next match is scheduled for one fall!

[The arena gets dark and a dim light shines on the entrance ramp...]

Chris Myers - Introducing first... standing 6'4" and weighing in at 248 pounds, from Parts Unknown, Howell!

[Howell steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

["Big Pimpin'" by Jay-Z blasts through the speakers...]

Chris Myers - And his partners... accompanied to the ring by Stacy Vaughn, at a total combined weight of 510 pounds, Jack Murphy and THC III, The Dark Ryders!

[Stacy Vaughn and The Dark Ryders step out from behind the curtain and head towards the ring.]

The Informer - There's the team of The Dark Ryders and Howell! I think these 3 will work well together, but it's going to be tough! They've got some good opponents!

Vic Canon - In my opinion, it's going to be between Tyler and Howell... whoever can work best with their team will win.

Eddie Sensation - Well duh, jackass. Did you think that one up all by yourself?

The Informer - Haha!

["Genocide" by the Offspring blasts through the speakers...]

Chris Myers - And their opponents... First, standing 6'4" and weighing in at 265 pounds, from Miami Beach, Florida, "Bry2K" Bryan Allen!

["Bry2K" Bryan Allen steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

["Counterfeit" by Limp Bizkit blasts through the speakers...]

Chris Myers - Next... standing 7' and weighing in at 331 pounds, from Detroit, Michigan, Hacker!

[Hacker steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

["Fire up the Shoesaw" by Lionrock blasts through the speakers...]

Chris Myers - And finally... standing 6'3" and weighing in at 246 pounds, from Portland, Oregon, "The Underground Hero" Ethan Tyler!

["The Underground Hero" Ethan Tyler steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

The Informer - Wow, what a great team this is! Hacker, Bry2K AND Ethan Tyler! This is going to be a good one!

Vic Canon - I looks like Hacker is going to start this one off against THC III!! They lock up... Hacker applies a headlock! THC throws him to the ropes... Hacker ducks a clothesline, bounces off the ropes, and nails THC with a clothesline of his own!

Eddie Sensation - Damn... Hack is huge!

The Informer - Haha! Hacker picks up THC, and sets him up for a powerbomb!

Vic Canon - Hacker lifts him.... LOOK OUT!!!!!!

Eddie Sensation - OOOH!!!!!!!!

The Informer - HACKER JUST POWERBOMBED THC ONTO THE TOURNBUCKLE!!!!!

Vic Canon - Bomba De La Potencia En El Torniquete!

Eddie Sensation - WHAT?! I didnt know you were spanish!

The Informer - What the hell was that Vic?!

Vic Canon - That was the proper name for that move!

Eddie Sensation - Rrrrright..... Hacker tags in Tyler!

The Informer - Ethan Tyler is in, and he's got THC III down on the mat! Tyler picks up THC, and lifts him onto his shoulders!

Vic Canon - LOOK OUT!! OOH!!! DEATH VALLEY DRIVER!! Ethan Tyler is going for the pin!

Eddie Sensation - 1... 2... No! Jack Murphy breaks up the count!

The Informer - And here comes Bry2K! He's going after Jack Murphy!!

Vic Canon - Tyler picks up THC III, and throws him to the ropes! Blind tag by THC!! Howell is the legal man, and the ref saw it! But Tyler didnt!

Eddie Sensation - THC bounces off the ropes... LOOK OUT!!! HOWELL NAILS TYLER WITH A DROP KICK TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD!!!

The Informer - And now Hacker is getting into the ring! All 6 men are in the ring!!

Vic Canon - Bry2K charges at THC III, and clotheslines him over the top rope! Hacker grabs Jack Murphy... LOOK OUT!!!! CHOKESLAM!!!! And Murphy is out cold on the outside!!

Eddie Sensation - Oh no! It's 3 on 1!! Get out of there Howell!!

The Informer - And Howell rolls out of the ring! It was a smart move!

Vic Canon - Wait a minute... WHAT THE HELL?!?! NO!!!! HACKER JUST HACKKNIVED ETHAN TYLER!!!!

Eddie Sensation - What the hell?!

The Informer - And now Bry2K has Tyler on his feet.... LOOK OUT!!!! BRY2KRASH!!!! MY GOD!! HACKER AND BRY2K HAVE DEMOLISHED ETHAN TYLER!! BUT WHY?!?!

Vic Canon - I have no idea! But Hacker and Bry2K are leaving the ring, and Howell is getting into the ring! Howell is going for the cover!!! 1.... 2...... 3!!!

Chris Myers - And the winners of this match, Howell and The Dark Ryders!

Eddie Sensation - Woah... this is some messed up shit!

The Informer - To say the least! Why the hell would Hacker and Bry2K attack Ethan Tyler?! This is crazy!

Vic Canon - Well, hopefully we'll find some answers later on in the show... but right now, we've got to take a commercial break. We'll be right back with some EWA World Tour Tournament Action! Don't go away!

Lorenzo Hayes - This tournament was simply made for Lorenzo Hayes. The EWA marks for months have been trying to think of a way of geting Lorenzo Hayes what he rightfully deserves and that is main event status but they have to do it so that everybody does not complain, and that is why this tournament was created. Lorenzo Hayes is plain and simply going to dominate this tournament and their's no doubting that he will win it; the only question is will he break a sweat! Brink you've got a chance to try and make Lorenzo sweat, but you don't have a chance of beating me!

Rob DiMarco - A few moments ago, we saw you and Josh Hamric join sides and beat the hell out of Don Michaels!! What is Hamric's role?? Is he just your manager/valet sort of thing, or will you two be stepping into the ring side by side??

Lorenzo Hayes - Plain and simple Josh Hamric is here to make sure that I get what I deserve. I'm the most talented and best looking wrestler in this fed and Josh Hamric is here to make sure everybody knows that. But more importantly, Don i'll try to take good care of your women but if she jumps on me and tells me she wants me, i'm going to have to show her what ShowTime is all about; because she is just nasty!

Rob DiMarco - Back to you guys at ringside!

Vic Canon - Woah... wouldn't it be weird if Lorenzo Hayes and WaR CrYmE both win?? They'd have to meet in the next round!

Eddie Sensation - That would be cool!!

The Informer - Lets send it up to Chris Myers!

Chris Myers - This next match is scheduled for one fall, and is a First Round Match of the EWA World Tour Tournament!

["What's The Difference" by Eminem & Dr. Dre blasts through the speakers...]

Chris Myers - Introducing first... accompanied to the ring by Josh Hamric, standing 6'3" and weighing in at 267 pounds, from Palm Springs, California, "Mr. Ratings" Lorenzo Hayes!

[Josh Hamric and "Mr. Ratings" Lorenzo Hayes step out from behind the curtain and head towards the ring.]

The Informer - Here comes "Mr. Ratings" Lorenzo Hayes with his new acquaintance Josh Hamric!

Vic Canon - Those two should be a great team! Lorenzo can only go higher in the EWA with Josh Hamric on his side!

Eddie Sensation - WHAT?! Stone hates Hamric!

The Informer - He does??

["DescenT" by Fear Factory blasts through the speakers...]

Chris Myers - And his opponent... standing 6'6" and weighing in at 266 pounds, from Charlotte, North Carolina, The Brink!

[The Brink steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

The Informer - And here comes the Brink, who's been having a rough time in and out of the EWA recently.

Vic Canon - Yeah.. The Brink has got to a rough 1-3 start in the EWA, and he's been having troubles with his wife and kids recently... not a great time for the Brink.

Eddie Sensation - Damn! He's got everything against him!

The Informer - But a win tonight and by him winning the tournament could possibly turn his life around! Who knows!

Vic Canon - There's the bell! This match is underway.. The Brink and Lorenzo Hayes lock up... Brink takes Hayes down quickly with a knee to the stomach, followe by a DDT! The Brink lifts him to his feet, and throws him to the ropes!

Eddie Sensation - Lorenzo Hayes bounces back....

The Informer - Backbreaker by The Brink! He goes for the pin... 1..... 2.... No! Lorenzo kicks out! The Brink gets to his feet, and throws Lorenzo Hayes to the ropes. The Brink ducks for a back body drop, but Lorenzo Hayes kicks him in the face! Brink gets up, and Lorenzo Hayes hits him with a Clothesline!

Vic Canon - The Brink gets to his feet... Lorenzo Hayes throws him to the corner! No! Brink reverses! No! Lorenzo reverses again, and The Brink goes crashing into the referee!!

Eddie Sensation - HA!! The ref is down! And look! Here comes Tiki Tortez!

The Informer - The Brink is still up! Lorenzo charges at him, but The Brink nails him with a clothesline! And Tiki Tortez is getting into the ring!

Vic Canon - The Brink is up! Tortez taps him on the shoulder... LOOK OUT!!

Eddie Sensation - OOOH!!!

The Informer - TRICK OR TREAT!!! The Brink is out!

Vic Canon - And the ref is just coming to! Tiki is gettnig the hell out of there, and Lorenzo Hayes is going for the cover! The ref counts... 1....... 2....... 3!!!!!!

Chris Myers - And the winner of this match, Lorenzo Hayes!

Eddie Sensation - Lorenzo advances! Thanks to Tiki!

The Informer - But Tiki isn't done yet! He's got a steel chair, and he's getting into the ring! He lifts the Brink to his feet, and sets up.... WHAM!!! OH MAN!!!! TIKI JUST NAILED HIM IN THE HEAD WITH THAT STEEL CHAIR!!!!

Vic Canon - And look at Lorenzo Hayes! He's getting the hell out of here with Josh Hamric! He's advanced, that's all that matters to him!

Eddie Sensation - Look at Tiki! He's going under the ring for something....

The Informer - Oh great! Tiki has a table! He's sliding it into the ring...

Vic Canon - And now he's reaching for a second table! Tiki is sliding BOTH tables into the ring!

Eddie Sensation - Uh oh! This doesnt look to good for the Brink!

The Informer - Tiki has both tables set up, side by side infront of the turnbuckle! And now he's got a chair in his hand. The Brink is getting to his feet... LOOK OUT!!! WHAM!!!! TIKI NAILS HIM WITH THE CHAIR!!!!!!

Vic Canon - Now Tiki lifts The Brink to his feet.... SPINNING NECKBREAKER! And now Tiki is laying The Brink on the tables!

Eddie Sensation - And he's putting a chair on top!!! HA!!!!

The Informer - Tiki is climbing to the top rope now.... this isn't looking too good for the Brink!

Vic Canon - Tiki is on the top rope... he jumps!!! LOOK OUT!!!!!

Eddie Sensation - OOOOOH!!!!!!!!!

The Informer - MOONSAULT BY TIKI TORTEZ!!!!! AND HE NAILED THE BRINK WITH THAT ONE!!!!!

Vic Canon - A STEEL CHAIR WAS ON THE BRINK'S HEAD, AND TIKI'S ENTIRE BODY WEIGHT LANDED ON THE CHAIR!!!! BRINK MUST HAVE A CONCUSSION!!!!!!!

Eddie Sensation - Look! The Brink is bleeding from his head and nose! This isn't too nice to look at... get some help out here!

The Informer - Look at the replay guys! Tiki's entire body landed on that chair, and it collided with Brink's skull! This is very serious... Brink could be out for months!

Vic Canon - And look at Tiki! He's just laughing while the paramedics work on The Brink!

Eddie Sensation - Damn, this guy has changed!

The Informer - Well fans, we're going to take a commercial break... Dont go anywhere.

Don Michaels - Do you really think I'm in the mood to talk to you right now DiMarco?!?! I'm going to make this short and sweet, I don't care, I'm The $uperstar Don Michaels, I don't need Tom Stone, David Fenichel, or some silly tournament to "shine". I shine because I'm the greatest talent this roster has ever seen: on a microphone or in the ring. So maybe these other losers in the tournament look at this as some golden opportunity, but for me it's just another show, another match, and another Autograph to sign.

Rob DiMarco - A few moments ago, we saw Lorenzo Hayes and Josh Hamric join forces, and.... well, they left you in the middle of the ring staring at the ceiling! Any words for Josh and Lorenzo??

Don Michaels - The time for words is over DiMarco, now get out of my way.

Rob DiMarco - Over to you Rachel!

WaR CrYmE - My thoughts on thsi tournament are simply this, look at the competition in it, michales and The hustler, the only talent i see in it is myself and Lorenzo, and sorry to say Lorenzo but you aint gonna win. You see ive been training long and hard for months and months. And now its my time to shine and no one is going to take that away from me, not my tag team partner, not even a friend.

Rachel Stevens - Last week, we saw you get into the faces of Team Ballz. Both times, security had to seperate you. What's going on there?? Is there something behind it??

WaR CrYmE - To tell you the truth no, there is nothing behind it, i was simply letting them know how truly pathetic they are, thats basically it.

Rachel Stevens - Back to you guys at ringside!

Vic Canon - This should be a great match. Two young stars at the top of their games colliding in one match!

Eddie Sensation - Vic, this isn't football you idiot!

The Informer - Haha!

["My Way" by Frank Sinatra blasts through the speakers...]

Chris Myers - Introducing first... accompanied to the ring by Jeanine Trujillo, standing 6'3" and weighing in at 249 pounds, from Brooklyn, New York, "The $uperstar" Don Michaels!

[Jeanine Trujillo and "The $uperstar" Don Michaels step out from behind the curtain and head towards the ring.]

The Informer - Don Michaels took a beating earlier tonight! It might affect this match, which would be a real shame.

Vic Canon - Yeah... Don Michaels has to be a top choice of mine to win this entire tournament! But so is WaR CrYmE! I think the winner of this match will win the tournament!

Eddie Sensation - And remember! The winner fights Lorenzo Hayes! If WaR CrYmE wins, that will be interesting to see! If Don Michaels wins, then it will be even better!

The Informer - Exactly!

["Raw" by Staind blasts through the speakers...]

Chris Myers - And his opponent... standing 6'2" and weighing in at 245 pounds, from Albany, New York, WaR CrYmE!

[WaR CrYmE steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

The Informer - Like we said earler, WaR CrYmE is in GREAT shape and is just beginning his EWA career! He should be great in the future of the EWA!

Vic Canon - Defenatly! These two are ready to go, and so is the ref! Here we go! This match is underway!

Eddie Sensation - Both these guys are being careful of their first move! They're not just going at it like a normal wrestling match should!

The Informer - OH! WaR CrYmE with a quick side kick! Don Michaels uses the momentum, and bounces off the ropes! He takes WaR CrYmE down with a shoulder block!

Vic Canon - Don Michaels bounces off the ropes again... WaR CrYmE stays down on the mat, and Michaels jumps over him... WaR CrYmE gets up, Michaels bounces off the ropes... POWERSLAM!! WaR CrYmE goes for the cover! 1.... 2..... No! Don Michaels kicks out!

Eddie Sensation - Phew! That was close!

The Informer - WaR CrYmE picks up Michaels, knee's him in the stomach and sets him up for a piledriver! WaR CrYmE grabs Michaels, and lifts him! No! Michaels reverses it! Back body drop!

Vic Canon - WaR CrYmE goes down hard! And Don Michaels backs off! Listen to the crowd applaud these two men! That was a great succession of moves!

Eddie Sensation - Yep.. I told ya it would be!

The Informer - They lock up! Don Michaels grabs WaR CrYmE in a headlock! WaR CrYmE lifts Michaels, and sits him on the top rope! Michaels throws an elbow back at WaR CrYmE, and catches WaR CrYmE right in the mouth! WaR CrYmE stumbles back on the mat!

Vic Canon - Don Michaels stands up on the top rope... Look out! OOH!! The Directors Cut! Michaels nailed WaR CrYmE with that clothesline off the top rope!

Eddie Sensation - But WaR CrYmE is back up on his feet!

The Informer - Michaels grabs WaR CrYmE again.... DDT!!!! Michaels goes for the pin... 1.... 2..... No! WaR CrYmE kicks out!

Vic Canon - Michaels gets to his feet, and takes a few steps back... WaR CrYmE slowly gets to his feet, and Michaels charges at him! THE $UPERKICK!! NO!!! WaR CrYmE ducked it! Michaels turns around... WaR CrYmE kicks him in the gut, POWERBOMB!!!

Eddie Sensation - DAMN!!! That was close!!!!

The Informer - Wait a minute... look at the entrance ramp!! Here comes Serial Thrylla and Chandler, Team Ballz!!!!

Vic Canon - What the hell?! Why are they coming out here?!

Eddie Sensation - I know why!! Because of WaR CrYmE!! Look for yourself! WaR CrYmE is staring right at them!!

The Informer - Thrylla and Chandler slide into the ring.... WaR CrYmE swings at Chandler for a clothesline! NO! Chandler ducks, turns around.... BIG TIMER!!!!! BIG TIMER!!!!!! CHANDLER NAILED WAR CRYME WITH A BIG TIMER!

Vic Canon - There's the bell! Oh no!! Dont tell me....

Chris Myers - And the winner of this match by disqualification, WaR CrYmE!

Eddie Sensation - Oh shit! Don Michaels is gonna be pissed!!

The Informer - Look at Chandler! He's got -HIROSHIMA- locked on WaR CrYmE!!!! WaR CrYmE is yelling and screaming in pain!!! And nobody is here to help him!!!

Vic Canon - Wait a minute! Don Michaels is approaching Thrylla! He taps Thrylla on the shoulder.... I think Don Michaels is pissed off at Team Ballz for costing him the match!

Eddie Sensation - LOOK OUT!!! OOH!!! THRYLLA NAILS HIM WITH A CLOTHESLINE!!!

The Informer - Serial Thrylla lifts Don Michaels to his feet, and whips him to the corner! Thrylla follows him in... BIG SPLASH!!!! And now Thrylla is setting up Don Michaels on the top rope!!!

Vic Canon - OH NO!! LOOK OUT!!!!!

Eddie Sensation - OOOOH!!!!!!!! DFA!!!!!! DFA!!!!!!

The Informer - SERIAL THRYLLA JUST NAILED DON MICHAELS WITH DEATH FROM ABOVE, AND WAR CRYME IS STILL LOCKED IN CHANDLER'S HIROSHIMA!!! GET SOME HELP OUT HERE!!!! TEAM BALLZ IS GOING CRAZY!!!

Reckless - Let me make this real simple. I don't have any idea why this match was made, but I guess I'll have to make due. [looks at Covington] Now, I got no beef with you. I say we go out there try to use a little teamwork, and we'll take out the two fags no problem.

Cody Covington - I agree with ya on that one, I'm sure we can coexist seeing how we've never been really involved at ALL! I'm basically just going to do whatever it takes to make Divine feel the way I have over this whole ordeal. So I'm throwing everything I got at that guy, I'm not holding back ... you bet I want to win the damn match but this is now on a very high personal level and it needs to be taken care of. I don't need a baby-sitter out there, just a partner looking out for my actions ... so I don't get a little carried away and cost us this match. Sure, I want to DESTROY him in that Japanese Death Match at Global Threat, but I don't want to save anything till' then! That way ... he'll be worn out from the get go, from the weeks leading up .... I can work the bitch up until the point where he can barely compete! Why do all of this you ask? THAT FAGGOT HAS NO IDEA WHAT I HAVE IN STORE FOR HIM!!! I PUT UP WITH THIS SHIT TOO LONG NOW AND ITS GOING TO END!!! AND AT THIS PPV I'M HOLDING NOTHING BACK AT ALL!!! I'LL BE GOING OUT THERE TO BASICALLY KILL THAT MOTHERFU......

Rob DiMarco - [Interrupting Covington] Dont try to fool me.... I know the way it works!! All you want, Reckless, is Pegasus Warrior! And Cody, all you want is Divine! Neither of you care about winning, all you want is to get your hands on your enemies. Will we be seeing a wrestling match, or a huge brawl??

Reckless - I want Pegasus Warrior? I wanna get my hands on him? Damn man, this is Reckless, not Divine! Sure, I wanna put Peggy back in the hospital, but if Divine gets in my way, that's just icing on the cake, another addition to the body count. Wrestling match? More like an old fashioned beat down.

Cody Covington - You caught me there, so SUE me.... I basically want to rip Divine apart, and let Reckless take care of Peggy. In fact, that's all we NEED to do! I have no doubts that if its just that the whole way through, we'll take the whole damn thing! Is it going to be a pretty match, with frequent tags and team work, sure as hell not....

Rob DiMarco - Back to you guys at ringside!

Vic Canon - Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised if we see a short match here..

Eddie Sensation - Oh well! Even better! The main event will come faster!

The Informer - Yeah, that should be great!

Chris Myers - This next match is scheduled for one fall!

["I'm Too Sexy" by Right Said Fred blasts through the speakers...]

Chris Myers - Introducing first... standing 6'8" and weighing in at 325 pounds, from Candy Land, Divine!

[Divine steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

["Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me" by U2 blasts through the speakers...]

Chris Myers -And his partner... standing 6'2" and weighing in at 238 pounds, from Parts Unknown, The Pegasus Warrior!

[Pegasus Warrior steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

The Informer - These two make an unusual team, but if they combine their abilities, it should be a great match.

Vic Canon - But, Covington and Reckless will have to work together in order for this match to work! Or else it'll be one big brawl.

Eddie Sensation - Yes Vic, thanks for telling us the obvious!

The Informer - Haha!

["Welcome to the Fold" by Filter blasts through the speakers...]

Chris Myers - And their opponents... First, standing 6'1" and weighing in at 235 pounds, from Cincinnati, Ohio, "The Hardcore Superstar" Reckless!

["The Hardcore Superstar" Reckless steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

["My Own Summer (Shove It)" by Deftones blasts through the speakers...]

Chris Myers - And his partner... accompanied to the ring by GeniPher, standing 6'6" and weighing in at 283 pounds, from Miami, Florida, "Crystal Clear" Cody Covington!

[GeniPher and "Crystal Clear" Cody Covington step out from behind the curtain and head towards the ring.]

The Informer - And here are Cody Covington and Reckless! This match has a lot of great talent involved in it! I hope it works out!

Vic Canon - And there's the bell! It looks like Reckless is going to start this match off against Divine! They lock up... Divine throws Reckless to the ropes, no! Reckless reverses! Divine bounces off the ropes, and comes running back...

Eddie Sensation - LOOK OUT!!!!! OOH!!!!

The Informer - OH MAN!! Reckless just threw Divine over the top rope! And LOOK OUT!!!! OOOH!!! CODY COVINGTON JUST THREW DIVINE INTO THE STEEL STAIRS!!!!!

Vic Canon - LOOK OUT!!!! WHAM!!!!! PEGASUS WARRIOR JUST NAILED RECKLESS WITH A DROP KICK TO THE HEAD!!! Reckless came flying to the outside!

Eddie Sensation - Ahhh! Now all 4 guys are on the outside!!

The Informer - The ref is calling for the bell! He's lost all controll here!!!

Vic Canon - Peggy whips Reckless... No! Reckless reverses it, and PEGGY GOES STRAIGHT INTO THE STEEL RING POLE!!!!!

Eddie Sensation - Oh man!

The Informer - Look at Covington!! He's beating the hell out of Divine with those steel stairs!!!!

Vic Canon - Lets just remember that Divine slammed a car with Cody Covington inside into a brick wall...

Eddie Sensation - Hahaha!!

The Informer - Heads up guys! Reckless has Pegasus Warrior laid out on our annouce table, and now Reckless is climbing on top of it!

Vic Canon - Oh no! Please guys, I want this table for the main event!

Eddie Sensation - Reckless lifts Peggy...... LOOK OUT!!!!!!

The Informer - OH MAN!!!!! OH NO!!!!!! THERE'S WOOD EVERYWHERE!!!!! RECKLESS JUST NAILED PEGASUS WARRIOR WITH THE LOST CAUSE, STRAIGHT THROUGH OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE!!!!

Vic Canon - AND NOW BOTH GUYS ARE OUT!!!

Eddie Sensation - COVINGTON!!!!!! LOOK AT COVINGTON!!!!!!

The Informer - Cody has Divine set up..... OH NO!!!! DONT DO IT!!!!!!

Vic Canon - WHAM!!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!! CLEARLY CRIPPLING, RIGHT ONTO THE STEEL STEPS!!!!! DIVINE IS OUT COLD, AND SO IS THE PEGASUS WARRIOR!!!

Chris Myers - Ladies and Gentlement.... the result of this match is a No Contest!

Eddie Sensation - Well duh!! Who didn't see that coming!!

The Informer - We need some help out here for Divine and Pegasus Warrior!!! In the meantime, we'll take our LAST commercial break! Dont go anywhere, Jericho vs. Chandler is next!

The Informer - We're back from our commercial break, and our cameras are in Tom Stone's office, and--

Tom Stone - I wonder who the hell that could be? This better be good, I hate being interupted. WHOEVER IT IS, COME IN!!! ...AND MAKE IT FAST!

[Tom's office door slowly begins to creak open. And from behind the door steps an individual who presents a familiar, and historic face...]

The Informer - OH MY GOD!!!!! IT'S...ZED!!!!!

[Zed slowly walks into Tom's office, and stands across the room from him. Tom, who is shocked, drops his pen and stares open mouthed at Zed.]

Tom Stone - You... you're... you're... back?

Zed - In the flesh.

Tom Stone - I don't believe this... where have you been?! This is like a dream! I never thought I'd see you again. I thought all our past feuds had finally driven you from the EWA. This is great, ratings will soar! Good lord... a plethora of ideas... rushing to my head... !!

Zed - ...well, before you come to a solid thought as to what you'd like to do with me, maybe you should hear me out.

Tom Stone - ...ratings...

Zed - Tom?

Tom Stone - ...money...!

Zed - Tom?

Tom Stone - ...new Zed merchandise... which means... more MONEY!!!

Zed - TOM!!!

Tom Stone - Huh? Oh, sorry. I was just day dreaming. What were you saying again?

Zed - Well, I've come back to the EWA for a reason.

Tom Stone - To pick up your career where you left it right?

Zed - Not really. I left my career at a pretty high peak. I've accomplished almost everything a person can accomplish in the EWA. I'm a former Heavyweight Champion, with the longest ever 78 day Heavyweight Title reign, I'm a former International Champion, I'm a former North American Champion, and a former Extreme Champion. I've wrestled people of all kinds, and been in feuds of every class.

Tom Stone - I fail to see your point.

Zed - My point is, there's nothing to pick up from. What else is for me to do?

Tom Stone - Hehe... I could think of something! Hehehe... money....

Zed - TOM!!

Tom Stone - Oh, sorry. Just doing some thinking again. You're a legend in the EWA Zed, you're among the few who actually started from dirt bottom and rose to be one of the biggest names EWA had to offer. There's lots for you to still do now. We've got so many talented wrestlers in the EWA, and so many angles going on! I could definately fit you in somewhere.

Zed - Even so, I have no desire to pick up my career as an EWA Wrestler.

Tom Stone - What?!

Zed - I have a different idea.

Tom Stone - An idea? Alright, lets hear it.

Zed - I want to come back. But I want to do something different. Something New. Something Fresh. Something that will send excitement through the hearts of fans and wrestlers alike...

Tom Stone - [Excited] ... yes.... yes..?!

Zed - I want to be.... an INTERVIEWER!!!

Tom Stone - ......

Zed - I want Rob DiMarco's job!!

Tom Stone - ......

Zed - Just think of the ratings! Think about how my job application will look with news style reporting experience listed in it. As an EWA interviewer, I could give a bang up job all the time, and not screw things up like DiMarco sometimes does.

Tom Stone - ...an interviewer...? But...

Zed - Just think of it Tom! It'll be great! What do you say?

Tom Stone - I say.... No. You're crazy man.

Zed - No?

Tom Stone - No.

Zed - But...

Tom Stone - ...Listen Zed, I can understand where you're coming from. You feel you've accomplished all there is to accomplish, and now you want a position in the EWA that will offer different options and so forth. But the truth is Zed, you're a spectacular wrestler. Among the best I've ever seen. As a heel, you draw ratings. As a face, you draw ratings. Whether you're feuding with Shawn Walker or The BrinK, you draw ratings. And the fact you've been gone for several months will strike even more interest into all of our viewers. You're a great wrestler, and you belong in the ring. Not in a goofy suit holding a mic for other wrestlers. You understand what I mean?

Zed - .....

[Zed's lower lip begins to curl and tremble.]

Tom Stone - Zed? Uh, are you alright?

[Zed's eyes slowly become red, and soon tears begin to drip from his eyes, down past his cheek.]

Tom Stone - Zed, are you... crying?????

[Zed finally breaks down and begins to sob. He puts his hands in his face and lets the tears run like a leaky faucet.]

Tom Stone - I can't believe what I'm seeing.

Zed - [Sobbing] Why, Tom?! Why can't you just let me do what I want?! I want to interview! I am an Interviewer! I can't be denied!!!

Tom Stone - Good lord Zed, get ahold of yourself!

[Zed grabs a bunch of Tom's paperwork off of his desk and begins to blow his nose in them. Zed then places the snot-filled papers back on Tom's desk.]

Tom Stone - What the f*ck?! GOD DAMNIT!!! GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!!!

[Tom runs around his desk and begins kicking Zed in the ass, and tries to throw him out of the office. Zed falls to his knees and begins to shriek and sob more. Tom, unsure what to do, begins to drag the sobbing Zed out of his office. In the process, Zed's shoe comes off and Tom falls out his butt. Tom, aggravated, gets back up and begins to drag Zed out by his sock. Once Zed is out in the hallway, sobbing, Tom slams his office door shut.]

Zed - [Sobbing] I'll show him... I won't be denied! I'll interview whether he likes it or not!

Chris Jericho - I BELIEVE HE IS ACTUALLY..... THE BIGGEST PIECE OF CRAP I'VE EVER HAD THE DISPLEASURE OF MEETING!! And if he comes near me... I'm going to break his face!

Rachel Stevens - BUT, Serial Thrylla has a permit to allow him to be at ringside! Are you concerned about him interfering, and possibly costing you the EWA Heavyweight Title again??

Chris Jericho - That's why I'm glad I have the Fu Man Crew wathcing my back!! COMEDY IS A WAY OF LIFE!

Rachel Stevens - Well good luck Chris! Over to you Rob!

Chandler - Because I've got nuts Rob. And while these fans, and while the promoter, and the smarks, and while every fucking last person on this earth disagrees with my reign, I am not a closet champion. I'm a fighting champion. I'm a fucking trainwreck of a champion. And I am the god damn messiah.

Rob DiMarco - Earlier tonight, we heard...

[Before Rob can finish his sentance, none other than ZED comes in out of nowhere and dropkicks DiMarco!! Zed then grabs a mic and holds it to Chandler's mouth!]

Zed - ...Earlier tonight, we heard Stone ban EVERYONE from ringside, and also make himself the special guest referee for this match! Are you worried about Stone, thinking that he might screw this up for you??

Chandler - Does history repeat itself? In a word, yes, in two words, fuck yes. Tom Stone is going to try to screw me, I know this, I am prepared for this. Tom Stone is going to try to ruin everything I have built, and everything I fucking stand for. I hate Tom Stone, and Stone hates my fucking guts too. Tom Stone is a close friend of Nick the fuckhole, and that should say enough right there. So is Stone going to try to screw me? Yes. Am I prepared? What the fuck do you think?

Zed - And lastly, what are you thoughts on Mr. WaR CrYmE?? He sure has been getting on your case lately...does this make Chandler mad...?

Chandler - War who?

Zed - You heard me, WaR CrYmE, the man that has made a mockery of you the last few weeks.

Chandler - Oooh, you mean that choad I beat the shit out of by the coke machine last week?

Zed - Yes, that would be him.

Chandler - What about him?

Zed - What are you feelings towards him? Love? Hate? Desire? Lust? Hate? Anger?

Chandler - ...Am I supposed to have any? I honestly don't fucking care, now get the hell out of my way before I beat your punk ass too. Ass.

Zed - Beat my ass? Sounds like fun!! Back to you guys at ringside!!

Vic Canon - Damn straight! These two couldn't wait until Global Threat... they had to get in the ring with each other NOW!

Eddie Sensation - This should be intense!

The Informer - Lets send it to Chris Myers!

Chris Myers - This next match is scheduled for one fall, and is for the EWA Heavyweight Title!

["Walls Of Jericho" blasts through the speakers...]

Chris Myers - Introducing first, the challenger... standing 5'11" and weighing in at 230 pounds, from Calgary, Alberta, Canada, "The Franchise" Chris Jericho!

["The Franchise" Chris Jericho steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

The Informer - And here comes the challenger! He's been the EWA Heavyweight Champion before, so he knows what it takes to win this title!

Vic Canon - But Jericho is the underdog, yet again! He's got Serial Thrylla on the outside, and Tom Stone in the ring! He can't trust either of them!

Eddie Sensation - BUT, Jericho is in his home country! He's definatly got the crowd on his side!

The Informer - Right, and sometimes that could decide the match winner! Good point, Eddie!

[The EWA Theme blasts through the speakers...]

Chris Myers - And now, the special guest referee of this contest... from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, the OWNER of the EWA, Tom Stone!

[Tom Stone steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

The Informer - Tom Stone is known as THE MAN. He's not afraid of anything, except Divine!

Vic Canon - Haha!! What he's trying to say, is that Stone won't be afraid to push Chandler, Thrylla OR Jericho around!

Eddie Sensation - He's brave! And he might get a black eye for it!

["Ready or Not" by The Fugees blasts through the speakers...]

Chris Myers - And finally, the champion... accompanied to the ring by Serial Thrylla, standing 6' and weighing in at 240 pounds, from Shreveport, Louisiana, the EWA Heavyweight Champion, Chandler!

[Serial Thrylla and the EWA Heavyweight Champion Chandler step out from behind the curtain and head towards the ring.]

The Informer - And here they come... the ever popular Team Ballz! Serial Thrylla, and the EWA Heavyweight Champion Chandler! What a force!

Vic Canon - Indeed! Stone checking Jericho's attire, making sure there's no weapons around... and now the same with Chandler!

Eddie Sensation - God damn! That's old school shit!

The Informer - And here they go! They lock up!! Jericho quickly throws Chandler to the ropes... Chandler bounces back, and ducks a clothesline! Chandler bounces off the ropes again... BACK BODY DROP TO THE OUTSIDE BY JERICHO!!! NO!! Chandler landed on the apron!

Vic Canon - Jericho quickly climbs to the top rope.... OOH!! DROP KICK!!! AND CHANDLER GOES CRASHING INTO SERIAL THRYLLA!!!!!

Eddie Sensation - HA HA!!! Great move by Jericho!

The Informer - Listen to this crowd! They're FULLY behind Chris Jericho!

Vic Canon - Team Ballz is on the outside, taking a moment to re-group! And now Chandler walks around to the opposite side of the ring of Serial Thrylla! Wait a minute... Thrylla is on the apron!! He's got Stone AND Jericho's attention! Chandler slides into the ring.... BULLDOG ON JERICHO!

Eddie Sensation - Woah! Good move!!!

The Informer - Chandler quickly hops to the top rope! LOOK OUT!!!! MOONSAULT BY CHANDLER, RIGHT ON HE MONEY!!!!! THAT COULD BE IT!!!! IT MIGHT BE OVER, RIGHT THERE!!!

Vic Canon - Chandler goes for the cover! Wait a minute! STONE ISN'T COUNTING!!!! STONE REFUSES TO COUNT, BECAUSE SERIAL THRYLLA GOT UP ON THE APRON!!!!!! GOOD MAN STONE, GOOD F'N MAN!!!!!

Eddie Sensation - Holy crap! Stone has more balls then I thought!

The Informer - And now Thrylla is back on the apron, and Chandler is in Stone's face argueing!

Vic Canon - OOOH!!! OH MY!!!!!! MY GOD!!!!! STONE JUST SHOVED THRYLLA OFF THE APRON!!!! AND FROM BEHIND, JERICHO ROLLS UP CHANDLER!!!! STONE COUNTS.... 1....... 2........ NO!!!!! OH MAN!!!!! 2 AND SEVEN EIGHTS!

Eddie Sensation - Ooh man! This is some great stuff!

The Informer - Chandler quickly gets up, and begins stomping at Jericho! Jericho slowly gets to his feet! Chandler kicks! No! Blocked! LOOK OUT!!!!!

Vic Canon - OOOH!!!!! Jumping Roundhouse Enziguri!!! Chandler just NAILED Jericho with that one, and Jericho collapsed to the mat!! But wait.. Chandler isn't going for the pin! He's climbing to the top rope!

Eddie Sensation - Uh oh!! Chandler used to be a lightweight!!! He knows how to use that top rope!!!

The Informer - Chandler jumps..... OOOH!!!!! HUGE FROG SPLASH!!!! CHANDLER NAILED IT!!!!!! He goes for the cover! Stone counts... 1..... 2......... NO!!! NO!!! JERICHO KICKED OUT AT THE LAST SECOND!!!

Vic Canon - Phew! And look at Chandler! He's pissed! He thought he had it won! He's blaming Stone for counting too slow!

Eddie Sensation - Well, Stone's not a ref! He doesnt know how fast to count!

The Informer - Eddie, I'm POSITIVE that he knows how to count! Just use your brain! ...Chandler is up! He lifts Jericho to his feet by using his hair, and whips Jericho to the ropes! Jericho ducks a clothesline! ....he ducks another clothesline by Chandler!

Vic Canon - He bounces off the ropes... Chandler goes for the back body drop, but goes down WAAAAAY too early!! YES!! YES!!! JERICHO HAS HIM SET UP FOR THE DOUBLE POWERBOMB!!!!!! HE LIFTS CHANDLER.......

Eddie Sensation - No! Chandler flips over Jericho's back! Jericho turns around..... LOOK OUT!!!!! OOOOOH!!!!!!!! BIG TIMER!!! THAT'S IT!! IT'S OVER!!!!

[Blackout]

The Informer - Oh great! Another one of these blackouts!

[Eerie music begins to play, when suddenly the following logo appears on the EWA Big Screen...]

Vic Canon - AGAIN! There's that damn logo!! But who is it?! And why always during a Team Ballz or Fu Man Crew match?!

[The lights come back on.]

Eddie Sensation - HEY.... LOOK!!!! CHANDLER IS OUT COLD IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!!!!!! WHAT THE HELL?!?! WHO DID IT?!?!

The Informer - WHAT THE HELL?!?!?! HOW DID CHANDLER GET KNOCKED OUT?!?! THIS IS TOO STRANGE!!!!!

Vic Canon - LOOK!! Jericho is crawling over to make the pin!! HE'S GOT THE COVER!!!!! STONE COUNTS.... 1........ 2..........

Eddie Sensation - NOOO!!!!!!! THRYLLA PULLS JERICHO'S LEG FROM THE OUTSIDE!!!!

The Informer - DAMN HIM!!!!!! DAMN HIM TO HELL!!!!!!! THAT BASTARD ALWAYS GETS INVOLVED!!!!!!!

Vic Canon - LOOK OUT!!!!! WHAM!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!! WAR CRYME JUST CAME OUT OF THE CROWD, AND NAILED SERIAL THRYLLA WITH A STEEL CHAIR TO THE BACK!!!!!! THIS CROWD JUST EXPLODED!!!!! THRYLLA IS DOWN AND OUT, MAKE THE COVER CHRIS!!!!! GO FOR THE PIN!!!!!!!!!!!

Eddie Sensation - HE GOES FOR THE PIN!! STONE COUNTS AGAIN!!!!! 1......... 2.............

The Informer - NO!!!! GOD DAMMIT, CHANDLER'S FOOT IS ON THE BOTTOM ROPE!!!!! CHRIS JERICHO JUST GOT ROBBED AGAIN!!!!!!!

Vic Canon - WAIT!! JERICHO IS PULLING CHANDLER INTO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING.... HE RUNS TO THE ROPES...........

Eddie Sensation - WHAM!!!!! HE NAILED IT!!!!!!! HE NAILED IT!!!!!!! ASAI MOONSAULT, RIGHT ON THE MONEY!!!!!!

The Informer - JERICHO GOES FOR THE COVER....... STONE COUNTS, 1...... 2....... 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vic Canon - YES!!!!!!!! YYYYYEEEEEESSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!! NEW CHAMPION!!!!!!! NEW CHAMPION!!!!!!! CHRIS JERICHO HAS DONE IT!!!!!!!!!

Chris Myers - The winner of this match, and NEW EWA Heavyweight Champion, "The Franchise" Chris Jericho!

Eddie Sensation - LET THE CELEBRATION BEGIN!!!!!!!! CHANDLER IS NO LONGER THE EWA HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!!!!

The Informer - TEAM BALLZ HAS BEEN BROUGHT DOWN BY TOM STONE AND THE FU MAN CREW!!!!!! WHAT A MOMENT!!!!!! CHRIS JERICHO IS A TWO TIME EWA HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!!!!!

Vic Canon - AND HERE COMES THE FU MAN CREW TO CELEBRATE!!!!! EVEN STONE IS JOINING IN ON THIS CELEBRATION!!!!!!! THIS IS HUGE!!!!!!!!

Eddie Sensation - My god!!!! What a main event!!!! What a show!!! We have a new World Champion!!!!!

The Informer - Listen to these fans!!!

Vic Canon - GOOD RIDDANCE INFORMER, GOOD RIDDANCE!!

The Informer - Chris Jericho is once again, the man!

Eddie Sensation - Look at Chandler! He's made it to a corner, and he's just sitting there! He's not showing any emotion at all guys!

The Informer - And here comes the rest of the Fu Man Crew to celebrate with the new champion! 2 times! He's done it twice within a year!

Eddie Sensation - Yeah, but look at Chandler! He's just sitting there, staring a whole in Jericho, and letting the Fu Man Crew have their moment!

Vic Canon - Or is he! He's asking for a mic! And as we all know, when this guy talks, stuff happens!

[Chandler, sitting "Raven-style", in the corner of the ring, with the Fu Man Crew in-between himself and Chris Jericho, brings the mic to his face. His continence is of no emotion.]

Chandler - Jericho.

[The Fu Man Crew stops celebrating for a split moment to allow Chandler to look at Jericho eye to eye, who now also has a mic.]

Chandler - Jericho, that is what we in the wrestling industry like to call a shmozz. A screw job, a god damn Dusty Finish, if you will. Titles aren't supposed to change hands like that, Champ. Titles are meant to be won and lost between these 12 sections of rope. On the outside, you celebrate. On the inside, you know you don't deserve it. You know you didn't want to win it like that.

[The arena is now at a hush, with the occasional insult towards Chandler from a few fans. Jericho has lost his usual smirk for just this awkward moment.]

Chris Jericho - Your point, jerky?

Chandler - My point, is this; That was fucking bullshit, and the "blackout" shtick got old a year ago. And I should know, I fucking brought it to this company.

Chandler - My point, Jericho, is that, at Global Threat, we end all the bullshit endings, we end all the shmozzes. Because, Jericho, at Global Threat I get my rematch, so say the EWA rules. But, these fans do not want to see Chandler-Jericho III, nor do the dirt sheet writers or the e-fuckheads. So I'm gonna lay it all on the line.

[The Fu Man Crew has made their way to the outside. Serial Thrylla is standing in the ramp way, hands on hip, listening to the conversation as well. Jericho still stands in his corner, Chandler still sits in his...]

Chris Jericho - How do we do this..."shit"...at Global Threat?

Chandler - Very simple champ, we spice it up. We give these fucking idiotic and lemming fans something different, and we give those e-fuckheads something to salivate over.

Chandler - At Global Threat it's gonna be ME versus YOU...

[You could hear a pin drop in the arena, the fans know there must be something more..]

Chandler - ...VERSUS DIVINE...

[A three way dance? That's nothing new.]

Chandler - ...VERSUS SERIAL THRYLLA.

[A four corners match? That'll do Pig, that'll do.]

The Informer - OH MY GOD FANS, A FOUR CORNERS MATCH AT GLOBAL THREAT?!?!

Chandler - AND...shut up Informer...

The Informer - Asshole.

Chandler - AND...We make it elimination style. Last man in the match is the champion, you don't have to be pinned for the belt. And this will be the last, and dammit I mean, the last time you will see me and Jericho fighting over that belt. I'm tired of this comedy bullshit. I've got bigger fish to fry, my friend.

Vic Canon - BIGGER FISH?!?!

Chandler - So, at Global Threat? You're a marked man, and you've got three disgruntled bitches on your ass. There are no allies, there will be no escape. Have a nice "celebration", CHAMP.

The Informer - A FOUR CORNERS ELIMINATION MATCH FOR THE EWA TITLE AT GLOBAL THREAT!!!

Eddie Sensation - AND ITS THE LAST TIME WE'LL SEE CHANDLER VS. JERICHO!!!

Vic Canon - WOW!

The Informer - WE'RE OUT OF TIME FANS!!! For Eddie Sensation and Vic Canon, this is The Informer! WE'LL SEE YA IN 7!!