The Informer - ....ARE YOU READY?!?! WELL YOU BETTER GET READY, FANS, FOR ANOTHER EDITION OF EWA TUESDAY NIGHT HEAT!!

Vic Canon - Or should we say, EWA Tag Team Tournament Heat?! Tonight, the ENTIRE first round of the Tag Team Title Tournament will be decided as 8 Tag Teams get it on in 4 Tag Team Matches!

Eddie Sensation - My pick: NICKY D AND CHANDLER!!! WOOOHOOO!!!

The Informer - Easy there Eddie! And those 8 teams are Suburban Disharmony, the Iconz of Perfection, the Anatomy of Perfection, Nick Diamante and Chandler, Dino Delsante and Zed, The Williams Brotherz, The Big Johnsons, and The Hustler and his mystery partner!

Vic Canon - And on top of that, we have a couple other great matches here tonght! One being a Handicap Match between Tom Stone / Shawn Walker and Zed!

Eddie Sensation - Stone is planning to hurt Zed BADLY, and he's using Shawn Walker as his help!

The Informer - Exactly! But will we see that psychotic Tom Stone, or the scared Tom Stone? I'm anxious to find out!!

Vic Canon - Also, we have a First Round Heavyweight Title Tournament Match between Chris Jericho and Fallen Angel! That's gonna be GREAT!

Eddie Sensation - Yeah, especially since Mandi and Kimberly are gonna be at ringside!! CATFIGHT!!! HAHAHA!!!

The Informer - And in our main event here tonight, we have some strange teams... Dino Delsante will team up with Serial Thrylla to take on Nomad and Reckless! That's going to either be a great match, or an all out WAR!!

Vic Canon - Dino Delsante and Serial Thrylla on the same team?! HA!! It's gonna be a war!!

The Informer - Folks, we've got A LOT to do, and not enough time to do it! So lets get this show started!

["Down" by Stone Temple Pilots blasts through the speakers and Dino Delsante makes his way to the ring.]

The Informer - Oh, boy, it looks like we're going to get this thing going in a hurry!

Vic Canon - The EWA International Champion has something to say! He's come under fire lately, and his largest critic has been the returning Thorn!

Eddie Sensation - This rivalry between the former champion and the current champion is starting to gain heat. Tonight, we'll see them mix it up for the first time in a tag team contest.

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - I've had one hell of a weekend. It seems that I've gone from being a leader of men to not deserving my position in this company. It seems that instead of being championship material, I've instead become the target of criticism. You're all probably wondering what I'm talking about, and I can understand that. I'm referring to two interviews that have been telecast over the past week. One by Cody Covington, and the other by Nomad. First, Covington, you have got some set of nuts to think that if I am ever the World Champion here that it's because I have friends in high places. Last time I checked, weren't you an International Champion for a record number of weeks? So, you mean to tell all these people and me that there's no one else in the EWA that is more deserving of holding the International Title for that long? Then, perhaps, you have friends in high places? And the last time I checked, you were the World Champion for a week or so. I might not have my facts straight, but if we use your explanation for the way title runs are given out around here, that means you must have been "planting tulips" on someone like Tom Stone! Bottom line, Covington, anything that pertains to me would pertain to you and anyone else in regards to the EWA World Title. Next time you start to talk conspiracy theories, make sure you don't come off like a hypocrite!

Vic Canon - Well, whatever issues Delsante and Covington have shouldn't be brought up in the ring here. These fans aren't exactly noisy right now.

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - Now, there's a little "prick" by the name of Thorn that's running around here and trying to put some bad juju on me as well. And basically, it's all about how he is better, and he is cooler, and he can move mountains, and blah blah blah! Thorn, you make me sick! Want to know why? Because you sound like my dad during my senior year of high school when I played football. I'd have eleven tackles in one game, and he'd say he had twelve. I catch four passes, all for touchdowns and magically, he caught five. You're the Al Bundy of the EWA, Thorn! Talking about what you did like it means something to me! I've been a World Champion, Thorn! I've been a tag team champion. I've been an International, Intercontinental, North American�I've even managed teams to tag team gold! What have you done that I haven't? NOTHING! You don't impress me, Thorn. And just to kill two birds with one Cornerstone, you're the biggest Hack that has ever Hacked in this Hacking federation! Hack you, Thorn! Hack off! But instead of throwing around epithets�instead of talking a good game and not backing it up, I've pulled whatever strings I have the ability to pull and have requested that we get it on in the ring right now!

The Informer - Whoa! What's going on here? These two are going to fight right now!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - C'mon, Thorn! Jerk that curtain and let's see what kind of champion you are! Right now, you can come down to the ring and get a shot at MY belt!

The Informer - Well, we won't have to wait until the end of the night to see these two mix it up! They're going to get it on right now!

Vic Canon - What's that music?

Eddie Sensation - It's that Romeo Blue guy again?

The Informer - It sure is! And he's got a mic! Let's listen....

Romeo Bleu - First off.. its RomAY-o Bleu as in the chicken sandwich. And as far as Lenny Kravitz is concerned... he borrowed the name from me. Thats right suckas... I am tired of this whack jive talkin cracka comin out here day in and day out talkin bout how he's the Cornerstone and all that. Well, Dino Delsante... let me remind you that you are a DISGRACE and a DEFILER!! And I have the proof right here... roll it boyz.

[The arena lights fade to an eerie purple glow and on the EWA Big Screen there are scenes of blury naked women preforming various sexual acts. An unfamiliar voice beckons over the moaning.]

Voice - A long long time ago, before the rain before the snow..... remember these words Dino? You should, they are the words that you so took as a joke. They are the words that you disgraced and disfigured. But before there was Dino Delsante... there was Sir Lucas Alexander. Do you remember the story Dino? About the Father? Let me remind you Dino... Sir Lucas was the ere to large throne in the early 1800's but Sir Lucas had a secret. Lucas had a fancy for women, and had a harim the size of the EWA Roster he called them his servants. In the dungeons of his castle, Graceland named after his mother, Lucas and his women performed their sexual rituals and other sexual acts. The word was spreading through out the kingdom and soon there were more follwers that came to worship the bodies of the women. The rumors and stories spread quickly and soon fell onto the kings ears. The king the curios man that he was decided to check out the rumors for himself. He was quickly disgusted by the goings on but was infuriated when his daughter was seen giving oral sex to one of the villagers. King Chastain, quickly snatched his daughter up and ordered everyone to stay where they were.

The king decided that punishment needed to handed out. He ordered his prize inventor to devise a belt that would prevent his daughter from having sex ever again. Thus discovering the chastity belt. But the king decided that Sir Lucas was to be banished along with his foller. The king stripped him of his name and that he must never show his face in the kingdom again. The king went as far as to make him wear a mask... he called him sick and psychocotic.

Thus began our story... but where does Dino Delsante fit into all of this? Dino knows.. and soon you all will too.

Vic Canon - ...What the hell was that?!

Serial Thrylla - Reck marks the spot.

[Thrylla opens the door to the dressing room of Reckless. He sees a duffle bag laying on a table with the label "LODI'S HEAD" on the outside. Thrylla grabs the bag and walks out of the dressing room.]

Serial Thrylla - [Holding nose] Awww christ, this smells like a rotting vagina.... Ah, oh well, that's one kidnapped severed head. He'll never even notice!

Leroy - Well, my thawts be like dis. We's de biggest team in da turnament. We's not only gonna go faw, we gonna go all da way. See, right now, we's kinda in da doghouse wit Dino and da 3D. So, we gonna haf ta win if we's gonna stay in da 3D. Nah, nah, we gonna go awl out! We gonna prove to da 3D dat we mean business. We gonna put our careeyas on da line! If'n we lose dis match, we will leave da EWA!

Rob DiMarco - Your opponents tonight are The Iconz Of Perfection, the hottest tag team in the EWA right now! How can you be so bold to put your careers on the line here tonight?

Elroy - Iss simpo, Wob. We juss wanna shows da Thwee D dat we's sowwy and we still wanna be wit dem. We know we's gonna win tonight and we's gonna be da new tag team champios! I mean�da Thwee D needs us! We gots ta win!

Rob DiMarco - Well� good luck. Over to you Rachel!

Lorenzo Hayes - This EWA tag team tournament was virtually made for The IconZ of PerfectioN. This tournament is just a simple way for the IconZ oF Perfection to grab gold. And trust me on this rachel, by the end of this tournament the EWA will have tag team champs and for a fact the champs will definitley be WaR cRyMe and myself. Since we arrived in the EWA every single person has been telling us that we are the best tag team in the EWA, and at first the EWA did not realize it, but after all the fan support the EWA had to give us a chance at the titles and this is their way. Well I'd like to thank the EWA, and trust me when I say this, The IconZ of PerfectioN will not let anybody down, and in time will become the best tag team champs in the history of the EWA.

Rachel Stevens - Your opponents tonight are The Big Johnsons... Any last comments for them?

WaR CrYmE - [...Pointing to his shirt which is labeled "Chork: The Chicken Fried Pork".] Sorry i know its a lame ass plug but hell, im getting paid for it. I know that lately my antics have been..not up too par like they usually are. But id like to tell all my fans that their is nothing wrong with me, and that rumor that i had sex with queen elizabeth is completely and utterly true...err..false. But ive become more serious than lately after Hayes sat me down and talked to me. You "Big Johnsons" are but a miniscule and tiny bug in the way of..of..a giant frogs path so to speak. You two no matter how tall or fat you may be, are nothing but a small obstacle for The IconZ Of PerfectioN to overcome. And tonight, Lorenzo and myself are going to prove to the world that we are the best tag team by advancing to the next tag team title round...and eventually taking the gold home...bitch!!!

Rachel Stevens - Back to you guys at ringside!

["Rock Is Dead" by Marylin Manson blasts through the speakers, as The Big Johnsons step out from behind the curtain and head towards the ring.]

Chris Myers - And their opponents... at a total combined weight of 512 pounds, Lorenzo Hayes and WaR CrYmE, The Iconz Of Perfection!

["Raw" by Staind blasts through the speakers, as The Iconz of Perfection step out from behind the curtain and head towards the ring.]

The Informer - Well guys, tonight is going to be a night full of Team Team Matches! And of course, our first match is going to be one!

Vic Canon - Who the hell made these brackets anyways?! We've got both The Big Johnsons and The Williams Brotherz in this thing... What the heck is that?! Two bye's?!

Eddie Sensation - WHAT?! I'll have you know that The Big Johnsons are a very skilled team!

The Informer - Easy there Eddie... It looks like Lorenzo Hayes is going to start this one off against Elroy!

Vic Canon - Wait a minute... who the hell is that?!

Eddie Sensation - Uhhh, Informer?

The Informer - I dont know!! Wait a minute... that's "Hells Henchmen"!

Vic Canon - Who?

Eddie Sensation - Exactly!

The Informer - Anarchy and Myzary! Hells Henchmen! They're the EWA's newest Tag Team! I guess they're out here to watch this match!

Vic Canon - I guess so! OH! Lorenzo Hayes nails Elroy with a DDT! Now he's throwing left and right punches to the upper body and face of Elroy!!

Eddie Sensation - LOOK OUT!! Leroy is getting into the ring!

The Informer - And so is WaR CrYmE! OH!!! WAR CRYME WITH A SPEAR!!!

Vic Canon - WaR CrYmE picks up Leroy....... OH!!!!! GENOCIDAL TENDENCIES!!!!! WAR CRYME NAILED LEROY WITH HIS BIG MOVE, AND LEROY IS OUT COLD ON THE MAT!!

Eddie Sensation - HA!! WaR CrYmE just rolled Leroy out of the ring, and Leroy landed right on his head!

The Informer - Now Lorenzo Hayes has Elroy up on his feet... He whips Elroy towards WaR CrYmE... OH!!! SPINEBUSTER BY WAR CRYME!!!

Vic Canon - Lorenzo Hayes is going to the top rope........ OH!!!! RISE OF THE RATINGS!!!! HE NAILED IT!!!!!

Eddie Sensation - Check it out guys! Those "Henchmen" dudes are coming down the entrance way! They're taking a closer look!

The Informer - WaR CrYmE quickly picks up Elroy, and hoists him on his shoulders!! Lorenzo Hayes is on the top rope again....... LOOK OUT!!!!!

Vic Canon - OH!!!!!! PICTURE PERFECT!!!! THEY NAILED IT!!!

Eddie Sensation - AHHHH!!! LEROY, WHERE ARE YOU?!

The Informer - WAR CRYME GOES FOR THE PIN..... 1..... 2...... 3!!!!

Chris Myers - And the winners of this match, The Iconz Of Perfection!

Vic Canon - The Iconz of Perfection have advanced! But was that a match, or more like a BYE?!

Eddie Sensation - SHUT UP VIC!! I'LL KICK YOUR ASS!!!

Vic Canon - HAHAH! Right...

The Informer - Take it easy guys!! Damn!!

Vic Canon - That looks like Hacker to me!

Eddie Sensation - Yep, that's Hacker!

The Informer - Hacker is now making his way into the arena here... Wait a minute... what's going on here?

Vic Canon - I think the Security Guard at the door is giving Hacker some trouble!

Eddie Sensation - Can we get a closer camera angle DAMMIT?! ....AH! There we go!

The Informer - Let's listen....

Hacker - What the hell is going on?! I'm Hacker!

Security Guard - Yes, I know... And I've been given STRICT orders by the EWA to not let you into this building! I'm going to ask you nicely... could you please leave sir.

Hacker - THIS IS BULLSHIT!! Who gave you these orders?

Security Guard - Tom Stone himself...

Hacker - I KNEW IT! That fu-- Nevermind....

Security Guard - Please leave sir... NOW....

Hacker - Yeah yeah... I'm leaving...

Security Guard - Thank You sir...

[Hacker begins to walk away, but then suddenly turns around, grabs the Security Guard, and Hacknifes him right on the concrete!! Just then, dozens of police storm out of the building and escort Hacker away....]

Vic Canon - MY GOD!!! HACKER HAS LOST IT!!!

The Informer - Folks, we've gotta take a quick commercial break! Don't go anywhere!

Vic Canon - That's John Babcock! And it looks like he's looking for someone!

[Babcock walks by EWA Referee Lance King, and asks him....]

John Babcock - Hey... Have you seen Lorenzo Hayes anywhere?

Lance King - Nope, can't say I have! Sorry buddy!

John Babcock - DAMN... thanks anyways...

Eddie Sensation - I guess he's looking for Lorenzo Hayes!

[Within the next few minutes, Babcock walks around and knocks on a few locker room doors, looking for Lorenzo Hayes. He then walks up to a locker room, which says "LORENZO HAYES" on it... Babcock knocks....]

John Babcock - COME OUT HAYES!!

Voice - Who are you??

John Babcock - Your worst nightmare! Now get the hell out of that room!

Voice - Hahahaha....

[The door suddenly creaks open by itself. Babcock stands there stunned. He slowly walks in, and searches the room, but there is nobody in it. Babcock then begins to make his way out. Suddenly, from behind, Lex Lethal charges at John Babcock! Lex Lethal nails Babcock with a bulldog, and Babcock goes down hard!]

The Informer - WHAT THE HELL?! LEX LETHAL JUST ATTACKED JOHN BABCOCK!!

Vic Canon - HOW THE HELL DID LETHAL GET INTO LORENZO HAYES' LOCKER ROOM?!

Eddie Sensation - No no no... The question is, how did he get that door to creak open by itself?! That was cool!

The Informer - Oh shut up Eddie! Lex Lethal has just knocked John Babcock out cold in Lorenzo Hayes' locker room, and is leaving him there for Hayes to find!

Vic Canon - Wait a minute... Is Lex Lethal even in the EWA?!

Eddie Sensation - I don't know! Ask Tom Stone!

["Suburban Life" by The Kottonmouth Kings blasts through the speakers, as Suburban Disharmony step out from behind the curtain and head towards the ring.]

Chris Myers - And their opponents... at a total combined weighing of 444 pounds, Jarvis and Sean Williams, The Williams Brotherz!

["Killer" by ATB blasts through the speakers, as The Williams Brotherz step out from behind the curtain and head towards the ring.]

The Informer - OH!! DIMITRIUS BASTARD JUST NAILED JARVIS WILLIAMS WITH A LARIAT OUT OF NOWHERE!!! DID YOU SEE HIS HEAD BOUNCE OFF THE MAT?!

Vic Canon - Sure did! Dimitrius Bastard throws Jarvis Williams to the ropes..... OH! POWERSLAM! He goes for the cover... 1.... 2.... No! Kickout by Jarivs!

Eddie Sensation - Hey look! Here come those..... Hells Henchmen?? Is that what you called them??

The Informer - Yes Eddie... Hells Henchmen are out here again, standing on the ramp!

Vic Canon - I guess they're trying to look at what their competition is.... Dimitrius Bastard tags in Brodie Larson! Bastard sets up Jarvis Williams on the top rope, while Brodie Larson climbs the opposite turnbuckle! Dimitrius garbs Jarvis...... OH!! BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX OFF THE TOP!!! LOOK OUT!!! OH!!! LEG DROP BY BRODIE LARSON!!!

Eddie Sensation - DAMN!!! WHAT A MOVE!!!

The Informer - Larson goes for the cover.... 1.... 2.... No! Sean Williams breaks up the count!

Vic Canon - WOW, that was a great move by Suburban Disharmony! These guys are proving to be one of the best tag teams in the EWA! Who knows, maybe they'll win this tournament!

Eddie Sensation - I say Nick and Chandler take it all, then reveal that they've been together all along!!

The Informer - Damn! Wouldn't that be a shocker?!

Vic Canon - Brodie Larson has Jarvis Williams in the corner... He whips him to the opposite corner, and tags in Dimitrius Bastard! Larson runs in..... OH!! BIG SPLASH!!!

Eddie Sensation - OH NO!! LOOK OUT!!!! BIG SPLASH MY DIMITRIUS BASTARD!!!!

The Informer - And here comes Sean Williams! He's had enough!

Vic Canon - Brodie Larson grabs him in a Bear Hug! Dimitrius bounces off the ropes...... OH!!!! CLOTHSLINE!!!

Eddie Sensation - More like BOOMSHAKALAKA!

The Informer - Huh?!

Vic Canon - HAHA!! What are you on, Eddie?!

Eddie Sensation - You idiots, that's what they call that move!! BOOMSHAKALAKA!!

The Informer - Umm, alright, if you say so.... Dimitrius Bastard is now kicking Sean Williams out of the ring! Brodie Larson is setting up Jarvis Williams.... Uh oh!!

Vic Canon - Uh oh is right!! I think they're setting him up for the Poughkeepsie Massacre!!

Eddie Sensation - The who?!

The Informer - Their signature move, Eddie..... Larson lifts Williams into the air!! OH!!!!!!! THEY NAILED IT!!!!! POUGHKEEPSIE MASSACRE!! POUGHKEEPSIE MASSACRE!!

Vic Canon - LARSON GOES FOR THE PIN..... 1...... 2...... 3!!!!!

Chris Myers - And the winners of this match, Suburban Disharmony!!!

Eddie Sensation - OH MAN!! The Williams Brotherz are both laying on their backs! Suburban Disharmony have moved on in the tournament!

The Informer - And look at Hells Henchmen! They're making their way backstage! I guess they've seen enough!

Vic Canon - Well, we now know ONE of the second round matches of the Tag Team Title Tournament! It's gonna be The Iconz Of Perfection against Suburban Disharmony!

Eddie Sensation - That should be a good one!

Vic Canon - Yeah, know that all the damn bye's are out of the way!

Eddie Sensation - SHUT UP VIC!!

The Informer - Fans, we're going to take a quick commercial break! Don't go anywhere!

Zed - For once Rob, you're right... Tom Sto--

Rob DiMarco - LOOK OUT!!! OH MY GOD!! TOM STONE HAS JUST NAILED ZED RIGHT IN THE HEAD!!! ZED IS OUT!! TOM STONE IS CRAZY!!!

[With that comment, Tom Stone looks at Rob DiMarco. DiMarco begins to run, in fear of his life.]

The Informer - MY GOD.... TOM STONE IS A MAD MAN!! LOOK AT HIM!! HE'S ALL OVER ZED!!

Vic Canon - STONE HATES ZED, AND HE WOULD GO AS FAR AS TO KILL HIM!!

Eddie Sensation - THAT PSYCHO!! WE SHOULD BOOK HIM INTO A MENTAL INSTITUTE!

The Informer - Tom Stone has Zed on his feet, and he's dragging him by his hair towards the ring! But where's Shawn Walker??

Vic Canon - I have no idea, but I don't think Stone needs his help!

Eddie Sensation - Here they come!! Stone and Zed are coming down the entrance aisle!

The Informer - And Stone is throwing lefts and right's at Zed while they walk! I've NEVER seen Stone this agressive!

Vic Canon - Has this match started yet or what?

Eddie Sensation - No you idiot... Wait, there's the bell now! NOW this match is starting!

Vic Canon - Stone goes for the cover... 1..... 2..... No! Zed with an easy kickout!

Eddie Sensation - OH!!! HAHAH!! ZED JUST NAILED STONE WITH A LOW BLOW!! STONE IS DOWN!!!

The Informer - AND HERE COMES SHAWN WALKER!! HE'S RUNNING DOWN TO THE RING AT FULL SPEED!! WALKER SLIDES INTO THE RING.... ZED KICKS HIM IN THE GUT.....

Vic Canon - OH!!!!!! UNFORGIVEN!!! UNFORGIVEN!!! ZED JUST NAILED SHAWN WALKER WITH THE UNFORGIVEN!!!

Eddie Sensation - AND NOW ZED IS GOING FOR TOM STONE!! RUN STONE, RUN!!!

The Informer - If he could, I'm sure he would! But right now, Tom Stone is having a little trouble locating his family jewels!

Vic Canon - Zed picks up Stone by the hair... OH!! ZED CLOTHESLINES HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE! AND NOW ZED IS BRINGING STONE BACK TO THE BACKSTAGE AREA!

Eddie Sensation - WHAT?! WHY THE HELL IS HE DOING THAT?!

The Informer - More weapons, Eddie! I don't think Zed OR Tom Stone cares about winning this match! Shawn Walker might, but he's out in the middle of the ring!

[Suddenly, "Walk" by Pantera blasts through the speakers...]

The Informer - What the hell? What's going on now?

Vic Canon - It's... It's.... ITS THE HUSTLER! And look at Shawn Walker's face! He's shocked out of his mind!

The Informer - Oh man, The Hustler is livid! Looks like he's going to get some payback on Shawn Walker here tonight for attacking him with a chair last week on Heat.

Eddie Sensation - Somebody get this nut out of here! He's going to kill somebody!

The Informer - Walker just left the ring and grabbed a chair! He's back in the ring, and here comes The Hustler! He doesn't care about anything or anybody, and he's about to get him a piece of Shawn Walker!

Eddie Sensation - Forget the chair, Walker! You should have gotten a tank to stop this lunatic!

The Informer - Hustler hits the ring and goes straight for Shawn Walker! Walker swings the chair, and Hustler ducks! Kick to the midsection by Hustler, Walker drops the chair, and....... OH MAN!!!

Vic Canon - HUSTLER JUST NAILED WALKER WITH AN IMPLANT DDT RIGHT ON THE CHAIR!!!! Did you guys hear that thud that Walker's head made? That was just SICK!!

Eddie Sensation - I told you! Hustler is crazy! He's going to literally kill Shawn Walker right here tonight! Somebody get out here and stop him!

The Informer - Walker is busted wide open, and the blood is dripping down his face! The fans in attendance here tonight are just loving this! Listen to the cheers!

Eddie Sensation - I can't believe how bloodthirsty these wrestling fans are! Listen to these idiots cheer for Hustler!

Vic Canon - Hustler has just exited the ring right in front of out broadcast table here, and he's looking underneath the ring for something....

The Informer - It doesn't look like Hustler is even close to being done with Walker! What is he pulling out? Oh my god, Hustler just pulled out a table! He heaves it into the ring! He's reaching for something else...... it appears like a yellow canister. Can anyone see just what exactly that is?

Vic Canon - Wait, I think I can... it's LIGHTER FLUID! HUSTLER HAS GOT LIGHTER FLUID!!!! What the hell is he going to do?!

Eddie Sensation - I'll tell you what he is going to do....... HE'S GOING TO BURN SHAWN WALKER ALIVE!

The Informer - Walker is still down in the ring, and Hustler is over by the far turnbuckle. He's setting up the table parallel to the turnbuckle. I don't know what Hustler is planning, but I'm sure its not going to be pleasant for Walker!

Vic Canon - Hustler is holding the lighter fluid in the air to show the fans, and they are just loving it! This arena is rocking now!

The Informer - Hustler is pouring the lighter fluid all over the table! That flammable liquid is all over the place! Hustler pulls out a pack of matches from his pocket.. OH NO, DON'T TELL ME HE'S GOING TO..... NO!!! HUSTLER JUST LIT THE MATCH!! LOOK AT THE SMILE ON HIS FACE!!!

Eddie Sensation - Hustler belongs in a mental ward! Somebody STOP this!

The Informer - Hustler throws the match on to the table, and the table lights up in an instant! MY GOD, CAN YOU FEEL THE HEAT?! THOSE FLAMES ARE PRETTY DAMN HIGH!!! AND LISTEN TO THESE FANS!! THEY'RE LOVING IT!!

Vic Canon - Every person in the arena is on their feet!

The Informer - Hustler grabs the bloody Walker off the ground, and drags him over to the ring corner. I don't think Walker knows what is going on! Hustler props himself up on the second turnbuckle in the corner! He has Walker in his grasp!!!

Vic Canon - He's got Walker in position! These fans are insane!

The Informer - He lifts Walker up, and...........OH MY GOD!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!! HUSTLER JUST SENT WALKER THROUGH THE FLAMING TABLE WITH A POWERBOMB FROM THE SECOND TURNBUCKLE!!!!!

Eddie Sensation - I THINK HE KILLED HIM!!!

Vic Canon - THE IMPACT ON THAT POWERBOMB WAS INCREDIBLE!!!!

The Informer - THE HUSTLER JUST GAVE THE EWA FANS A TASTE OF EXTREMITY THAT THEY HAVEN'T SEEN IN A LONG, LONG TIME!! AND THEY'RE LOVING IT!!!!! WALKER IS A BLOODY, CRUMPLED MESS LAYING ON THE MAT!! THESE FANS ARE GOING CRAZY, AND ARE CHANTING THE HUSTLER'S NAME!

Eddie Sensation - What did I tell you? This guy is INSANE!!! Just look at him standing in the ring now, look at that expression on his face!!! He looks like he's happy about what he just did! This man has no conscience!

The Informer - Here come an army of EWA officials! And The Hustler is just calmly walking out of the ring like nothing happened! One of the officials has a fire extinguisher and is putting out the random flames on the mat. Here comes the EMT's for Walker, who is not moving in the ring!

Eddie Sensation - Forget the stretcher, the EMT's should have brought a body bag for Shawn Walker!

Vic Canon - The longest reigning EWA Extreme Champion has just shown why he is considered a hardcore fighting legend!

The Informer - MY GOD, THAT WAS INSANE!!! Folks, we have to take a commercial break while these officials clean up the ring, and help Walker out. We'll be back in a minute with more action!

The Informer - AND THEY'RE STILL GOING AT IT!! MY GOD, STONE HATES ZED MORE THEN ANYTHING!!

Vic Canon - OH!! ZED JUST THREW STONE INTO THE SIDE OF A DUMPSTER!!

Eddie Sensation - Wait a minute.... isn't that Nick Diamante's limo parked right there?

The Informer - Actually, yes it is!

Vic Canon - How'd you know it was Nick's, Eddie?

Eddie Sensation - Uhh, because it says NICK DIAMANTE on it!! HAHAHA!!

The Informer - Zed has Tom Stone, and he's dragging him towards that car! Zed throws Stone on the roof, and then begins to climb on top of the limo!

Vic Canon - Uh oh... This doesn't look too good...

Eddie Sensation - LOOK OUT STONE!! ZED IS SETTING HIM UP FOR THE UNFORGIVEN!!

The Informer - ZED LIFTS HIM.......... OH!!!!!! UNFORGIVEN!!! UNFORGIVEN!!!

Vic Canon - ZED JUST NAILED TOM STONE WITH THE UNFORGIVEN ON THE ROOF OF NICK DIAMANTE'S LIMO!!! STONE IS OUT!! GET HIM SOME HELP!!!

Eddie Sensation - UH OH!!!! NICK ISN'T GOING TO BE TOO HAPPY ABOUT THIS!!!

Brandon Casten - It's a great way to get things started in my opinion. With 250,000 dollars on the line and the Tag Team Titles who can't be happy? Not us for sure! Me and Ian plan on shooting straight for that goal also, even if that means having to take out Nick D and Zed along with it! Lets just stick to the basics for right now though, Hustler and his "so called" Mystery Partner. Let the truth be told that we are the ones who are going to be walking backstage with the win tonight! Hustler is going to have a doozie of a time trying to compete with the best tonight, and that goes out to his partner also! Good luck boys, your going to need it!

Rob DiMarco - Your opponents tonight are The Hustler and a Mystey partner of his choice! Any idea of who this partner could be?

Ian Casten - Lets see...hmmm...Hustlers mystery partner. Nope no idea, but just like we said a few days ago, we will not and I mean WILL NOT have any trouble eliminating them! Lets just get this thing started!

Rob DiMarco - Over to you Rachel!

The Hustler - Any clues? Rachel, giving away clues on to who my mystery partner is wouldn't make it much of a mystery, now would it? But, I'm sure all of you out there are wondering just who in the world it could be, someone from the past, someone from another fed presently, just anybody. I will say this, MANY in the EWA are anxious to see this quite talented man in the ring. And believe me, past and present don't fuckin' matter, 'cause he and I will be the FUTURE of this poor excuse for a Tag Team Division. And what better what to demonstrate our combined talents than to destroy other every douche-bag of a tag team in the fed and take the gold? I see no other way, and there WILL BE no.......other......way......

Rachel Stevens - Your opponents tonight are the Anatomy Of Perfection... Any last comments for them?

The Hustler - Last comments? More like last rites for their punk asses. I could be these sorry sacks of shit with my one hand tied behind my back and Mickey Mouse as my tag team partner. Brandon and Ian Casten don't mean shit, and haven't ever and never will. I saw an interview the other day from these two rejects, spouting bullshit like no tomorrow about how me, a former Heavyweight Champion and the longest reigning Extreme Champion, a Hardcore Legend, was not on their level. I laughed so hard after I heard that, I almost had tears in my eyes. Brandon Casten, I beat your weak ass last year when you were under a different name, and the same is going to happen in a couple minutes. Different name, same result, asshole. Throw your brother into the mix, and we got ourselves a fine looking pair of no-talent hacks who will be living off life-support after I get done breaking their brotherly skulls tonight. Anatomy of Perfection, I have more talent in my piss than you two have in your entire bodies. You will be eliminated from this tournament and annihilated from this planet, cause..........YOUR PAIN IS MY GAIN!!!!!

Rachel Stevens - Guys?

["Tonight The Stars Revolt" by Powerman 5000 blasts through the speakers, as Anatomy Of Perfection step out from behind the curtain and head towards the ring.]

Chris Myers - And their opponent... standing 6'4" and weighing in at 242 pounds, from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, The Hustler!

["Walk" by Pantera blasts through the speakers, as The Hustler steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

The Informer - LOOK OUT!! THE HUSTLER IS GOING RIGHT AFTER THE ANATOMY OF PERFECTION!!

Vic Canon - But?? Wait a minute... Who's this mystery partner?!

Eddie Sensation - YEAH!! WHO THE HELL IS THIS PERSON?!

The Informer - I have no clue! And there's the bell! I guess this is going to be a handicap match!! That's not too good for The Hustler!

Vic Canon - What the hell are you talking about?! The Hustler is cleaning house! Left to Brandon... Right to Ian! Again! And again!! OH!! The Hustler just clotheslined Brandon Casten over the top rope!!

Eddie Sensation - HA!! LOOK!! He got his arm stuck in the top rope!

The Informer - Uhhh, that's not good! ....But the referee isn't even helping him! I guess it's because he's not the legal man!!

Vic Canon - But still! The ref should at least untie him!

Eddie Sensation - OOooooh stop your whining!

The Informer - The Hustler is now alone in the ring with Ian Casten! He lifts him...... OH!!! POWERBOMB!!! The Hustler goes for the cover.... 1.... 2..... No! The Hustler just got off of Ian Casten! What the hell did he do that for?!

Vic Canon - ........THATS WHY!!!!! THE HUSTLER JUST NAILED IAN CASTEN WITH THE LUMBERJACK'S END!!!!

Eddie Sensation - AND BRANDON CASTEN IS STILL TIED UP!! HAHAHA!!!

The Informer - HUSTLER GOES FOR THE PIN.... 1....... 2....... 3!!!!!

Vic Canon - MY GOD!! THE HUSTLER JUST BEAT THE ANATOMY OF PERFECTION BY HIMSELF!!!

Chris Myers - And the winner of this match, The Hustler!

Eddie Sensation - So what the hell does this mean?! The Hustler and his mystery partner move on?!

The Informer - I guess so Eddie!

Eddie Sensation - HA!! He's gonna get killed next round no matter what! He either gets Dino and Zed, or Chandler and Nick!! HAHAHA!! TRY BEATING EITHER OF THEM BY YOURSLEF!!

The Informer - Good point Eddie......

Cody Covington - "Dear Cody, please open this package."

[Cody slowly opens the package and finds a video tape. C4 pops the video into the VCR attached to his television monitor and watches as the video starts. The video begins with sad music then images of Covington sleeping are shown! Cody is irate by this footage and begins to curse out loud and scream obscenities.]

Cody Covington - WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?? WHO THE FUCK HAS BEEN TAPING ME SLEEPING?!?!

[As the tape continues the unknown camera man goes through Cody's drawers and closes up on his face while Cody is sleeping. Cody jumps from his seat and kicks over the T.V. Cody storms out of his dressing room and rushes towards the ring. Cody just walks straight through the HEAT entrance and doesnt even wait for his music to start.]

Vic Canon - Well it looks like we are about to be joined by Cody Covington.

The Informer - Cody seems a little shaken up after that disturbing video tape someone sent him.

[Covington walks up to the commentary table and grabs Vic Canon then starts shaking him.]

Cody Covington - WHO THE FUCK SENT ME THAT SHIT?!?

Vic Canon - I... I dont know! I swear! We just saw everything that happened on the big screen!

[Covington grabs a microphone and gets in the ring.]

The Informer - Are you ok Vic??

Vic Canon - I... I think so....

Eddie Sensation - COME ON VIC!! WE KNOW YOU DID IT!! ......HAHAHA!!!

Cody Covington - Ok, lets cut the bullshit!! I wanna know right here, right now who the fuck sent me that video tape!! What freak on the EWA roster is sick enough, and crazy enough to invade my home and video tape me sleeping in my own bed?? That son of a bitch went through my personal items and could've done anything he wanted while I was asleep... Now if this is some game, or some bullshit angle I want some FUCKING answers right FUCKING NOW!!!

[Cody tosses the microphone out of the ring and rips off his C4 shirt as if he's ready to get into a fight.]

The Informer - I don't think we've ever seen Cody this bent out of shape! Whoever is behind this video tape has really touched a nerve with Cody! He's usually such a laid back guy...

Eddie Sensation - WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON??

Vic Canon - I don't know, but the lights in the arena are flickering odd colors...

[The lights in the arena begin to flicker off and on. The lights totally go out and they start to flash pink. The sound of men moaning and groaning begins to play as Covington begins to shake with anger.]

Vic Canon - Oh Jesus God no....

Eddie Sensation - You don't think this could be who I think it is.... do you?!?

The Informer - God I hope it's not....

[Suddenly a small man wearing a diaper appears on the entrance way. He points at Cody then the lights go totally dark. When they come back on Cody is covered in a sticky white substance. Covington has a look of pure insanity on his face. The EWA big screen turns on and the mysterious man in the diaper can be seen going through Cody Covington's bag in his locker room. Covington rushes out of the ring and runs to the back.]

Vic Canon - What in the hell did we just see go down here??

The Informer - I have no clue Vic, but all I know is Cody received some sort of bizarre message from this man in a diaper!!

Eddie Sensation - HAHAHA! COVINGTON GOT A CUM BATH!!!!!! AHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAH!!!

Vic Canon - That was the sickest thing I've ever seen!! Did you see that insane look on Cody's face?? He looked like he totally snapped!! But the main question is, who is this..."Diaper Man" and what does he want with Cody Covington?

[Covington gets back to his locker room but finds it empty. His belongings are thrown around and his locker room is trashed. There's a message spray painted on the wall that says "See Ya Soon"...]

[The camera fades to black and then in to a shot of The Informer and Nick Diamante sitting inside Nick's jeep which is parked in the parking garage of the Centennial Garden Arena.]

The Informer - Nick, as you've just explained to me off camera, you're not in the best of moods today. You had some sort of loss in your family? I send my condolences.

Nick Diamante - Yeah� my dog�

The Informer - Your dog?

Nick Diamante - Yeah, his name was Smokey. Old dog� 14 years, actually.

The Informer - Oh�

Nick Diamante - What's your problem?

The Informer - I'm sorry, I was just under the impression that your loss was a family member, not a pet.

Nick Diamante - Informer, he was a family member� and a friend, alright? I guess this business has had it's toll on your sense of compassion, hasn't it?

The Informer - In what way?

Nick Diamante - The brutality of this sport� the competitiveness� it's all gotten to your head, ya know that? The way this damn business messes with your life is unbelievable. It's to the point where you've become immune to such things as the loss of a pet� what's wrong with you dude? Didn't you ever have a pet when you were a kid?

The Informer - Well, as a matter of fact I did.

Nick Diamante - What was it, a goldfish or something?

The Informer - Actually, a hamster. His name was Robert.

Nick Diamante - Yeah, and I bet you cried when it died, didn't you?

The Informer - Yes, I did. I loved Robert.

Nick Diamante - You see, Informer� the one thing I've always hated about this business is that it forces you to lose your sense of reality. You get lost in this world� a world that exists only when you're around the guys, ya know?

The Informer - I think I can understand that.

Nick Diamante - Yeah, you probably can. Over the years, you've seen your co-workers come and go. Paul Diamond� Johnny Bones� good quality workers, they just didn't suit the mold anymore, did they? So basically Tom has no problem in handing them their pink slip, does he?

The Informer - I think times called for changes and�

Nick Diamante - Don't give me that crap, Informer! Do you really think Joe Blow at home sitting on the couch gives a damn about who's announcing the wrestlers or who's conducting the interviews?

The Informer - Probably not.

Nick Diamante - The reason I'm even bringing this up is because I can sense history repeating itself here in the EWA.

The Informer - How so?

Nick Diamante - Answer this question for me, and I want you, the human, to answer it. Which wrestler in the EWA arrives to the arenas early to offer his help with the overall product?

The Informer - That would be you.

Nick Diamante - Right. Who stays late and offers to sign autographs?

The Informer - You do.

Nick Diamante - Who ends up bitching that they lost their world title?

The Informer - Umm�

Nick Diamante - Exactly, you don't have to answer that. Cody Covington� The Hustler� guys who shouldn't even be where they are now have been complaining about being held down! Do you wanna know who I think ruined the EWA, Informer?

The Informer - Who would that be?

Nick Diamante - The Brink� and his crew.

The Informer - Why The Brink? He's a solid competitor!

Nick Diamante - Yeah, he is a good wrestler� but he set wrestling back a good couple of years. After I left, a whole crew of these "new kids" showed up. All with tremendous wrestling skills, but none of them with an ounce of creative power.

The Informer - Who exactly are you speaking of?

Nick Diamante - You know damn well who I'm pointing the fingers at. Thorn� Brink� Zed� Da Bj Boys� Cody Covington� those derelicts. I don't blame Team Ballz for picking up and leaving after I did. Those guys ruined the EWA and turned it into a solid, straight-forward 'competitive' company� unfortunately, nobody had the ability to entertain.

The Informer - Nick, what does this have to do with your match tonight?

Nick Diamante - Nothing, I'm just rambling on about what I hate about this company. I have the right to, don't I? Everybody else does!

The Informer - I guess�

Nick Diamante - Yeah, sure� why not? Come on, you know what kind of business this is. Sure, we're here to entertain! Yeah, we're a soap opera� with storylines� and keeping everything in place is what makes wrestling successful! But why is it that I feel I'm one of the few actual people who tries in this company? No, I'm not like Cody Covington who returns a couple months back and basically tells the EWA it sucks, and then gets pushed to the World Title! I ain't like that!

The Informer - Nick�

Nick Diamante - No, I'm one of the few people who can be counted on! Why is it that I've never been World Champion? Because Stone never had to worry about me leaving the EWA! I was the real foundation of this place! Why was Covington champ? Because he's a whining bitch! The Hustler, same thing! But me, no� I willingly fought The Wildman in a dead-end storyline for 2 months!

The Informer - With all due respect, Nick� where is all this coming from all of a sudden?

Nick Diamante - Hey, at this point in my career, I wanna speak my mind, alright? Hey Informer, what's the EWA's answer to a woman's menstruation cycle?

The Informer - Umm�

Nick Diamante - Lost? It's obvious! Just like a woman, Cody Covington bitches every month� at random.

The Informer - Nick�

Nick Diamante - Shut up and listen to me for a second, ok? For the first time since my return to the EWA, right now� I just displayed a weak side to my character, don't ya get it? Hell, if they want me to, I can come out and bitch at everyone in my site for the hell of it. But I'll tell you why I won't. I won't because I have personal pride and respect for my work. No matter how tough it gets, I stick with it. I carried The Wildman into a solid mid-card feud just a month ago. The Wildman is cool and all, but God� listening to him trying to cut a promo is about as much fun as serving food to the homeless on Christmas eve! Where is all this random rambling going? Believe it or not, but it's centered around Chandler and my spot in this organization. Here's a guy who is legitimately returning to the EWA after almost and entire year elsewhere. Informer, explain to me why this guy is suddenly as high up as I am on the company's ladder of success?

The Informer - I, well�

Nick Diamante - I, well� I, well�. Uhh� uhhh� exactly! The EWA doesn't seem to care that I'm the most loyal wrestler on their roster, so I'm not gonna care for their "new found God" Clayton Chandler! Up until a few weeks ago here in the EWA, I had many goals to attain within this company. But now, that list has been reduced to one. I don't want to be the EWA World Champion anymore! I don't want to me the first man to hold every piece of gold anymore! All I want is Chandler� him in the ring� one time� win, lose or draw� it really doesn't matter. I just want him to realize who he's up against� and I want him to respect me. It doesn't seem like he's gonna willing admit to respecting me� so I guess I'll force it out of him the hard way.

The Informer - What about tonight? What about your chances of becoming tag team champions??

Nick Diamante - You're an idiot.

[The scene fades to black, and then back into a shot of the commentators at ringside�]

Eddie Sensation - HAHAHA! YOU ARE AN IDIOT, INFORMER! After what that man told you, you even questioned that he'd be interested in being a champ alongside Chandler?

The Informer - My assignment was to interview him concerning tonight's match. Instead, he went on to start a random "bitchfest" for lack of a better term.

Vic Canon - What is his problem anyway? He practically went after everyone in the company on that last rant!

Eddie Sensation - I think he's finally realized that the nicer he is, the worse things will get. He's got one goal left and that's to gain Chandler's respect! And I think he's gonna do it at No Fear in the EWA's first ever "I Respect You!" match!

The Informer - That could very well be the truth! But if you want my real opinion, I think Diamante is in the process of suffering a nervous breakdown with this entire Chandler situation. But right now, let's head backstage for some pre match comments from Chandler.

Thurston Howell - Well it is well documented that Tom Stone and Zed have no love lost. Stone will do anything to screw Zed out of glamour and glory, but Stone I got a message for you, it ain't gonna happen tonight. You know the 3D is the foundation of the EWA because we are what is keeping the structure standing. And Zed may very well have a match, but it is against Tom Stone, who has no wrestling ability and Shawn Walker, who has a little more skill then Stone but not much. Zed will flurish against you two, you won't stand a chance against the man, believe me on that one. And you are also forgeting eventhough Zed is having to go duoble duty tonight I don't, and I am all rested up for this thing. Because tonight when the "Psycho" part of me comes out tonight, it really won't be a nice day for anyone.

Rachel Stevens - Your opponents tonight are Nick Diamante and Chandler! As we all know, Nick was a former 3D member. He and Chandler aren't really friends, to say the least! However, there still may be some friendship betwen you two and Nick... Are you guys going to avoid him, or are you going for the gold?

Thurston Howell - Well it is true, all of us in the 3D are still very close to Nick, but as he has said he wants to be on his own for the time being without our help. And it is a little strange that Nick and Chandler will be teamed up tonight when Tom wants to eliminate the 3D. But as Nick has stated he is going after Chanlder, me and Zed are going for those Tag Team Championships. So Nick we will not be avoiding you, so we won't be taking it is easy on you, but I know you don't want it that way anyway. And Chandler, you better not just keep your eye on Nick, because you'll be getting an ass whipping via the 3D, and then you could say we just dropped another bomb on Hiroshima!! Hahahahaha!!

Rachel Stevens - Over to you Rob!

Chandler - What the fuck do YOU think?

Rob DiMarco - Uhhh...Wether you like it or not, I think you'll be getting some help tonight... Your opponents are Thurston Howell and Zed, and neither of them like Nick Diamante! It was only a few weeks ago when Nick quit 3D, and badmouthed them!

Chandler - I don't care. Someone's dying.

Rob DiMarco - Back to you guys at ringside!

Chandler - Yeah.

Vic Canon - You know what? I smell something funny going on here. Diamante teaming up with his bitter rival Chandler against his former stable mates Zed and Thurston Howell from the 3D? And to top it all off, Vinny D, Diamante's best friend in life scheduled this match?

Eddie Sensation - Are you saying that Di Nardo is in cahoots with the 3D and that this is a plan by the 3D to begin with? Are you saying that Diamante really is still involved with the 3D?

The Informer - Vic, I never even thought of that!

Vic Canon - Well, lets just say that we can't put anything past Diamante and the 3D!

Eddie Sensation - Hey, that's true! But bottom line, I wouldn't expect it! I've spoken to Diamante and he said he's through with the 3D! And like you just found out Informer� Diamante's one goal left in the EWA is to gain Chandler's respect!

The Informer - At least that's what he said earlier. Diamante is the master of the mind game! But with that understood, let's head to the ring with Chris Myers!

Chris Myers - This next match is scheduled for one fall, and is a Tag Team Title Tournament First Round Match! Introducing first... at a total combined weighing of 518 pounds, representing 3D, "The Psycho" Thurston Howell and Zed!

["Rock Is Dead" by Marylin Manson blasts through the speakers, as "The Psycho" Thurston Howell and Zed step out from behind the curtain and head towards the ring.]

Vic Canon - There they are, the freshest men on the new 3D roster! "The Psycho" Thurston Howell and former EWA Heavyweight Champion, Zed!

Eddie Sensation - There's no doubt that the 3D has changed their overall look over the past few weeks� and many speculate that this version of the 3D just doesn't have as much power and brains as the originators. But I still think they're a strong force!

The Informer - There's no doubt about that! And going back to Vic Canon's theory earlier on� aren't these teams supposed to be wildcard teams? Why is it that the 3D's team so conveniently got matched together against a former 3D member and his bitter opponent!

Vic Canon - Now you see that I mean!

Eddie Sensation - Good point!

Chris Myers - And their opponents.... First, standing 6' and weighing in at 240 pounds, from Shreveport, Louisiana, Chandler!

["Ready or Not" by The Fugees blasts through the speakers, as Chandler steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

The Informer - AND THERE HE IS! POSSIBLY THE MOST POPULAR WRESTLER CURRENTLY IN THE EWA!

Vic Canon - I wouldn't doubt that at all! Chandler does what he says he's gonna do! He talks trash and does it with a smile on his face!

Eddie Sensation - He's a punk! I big punk!

The Informer - YEAH, BUT THIS PUNK ISN'T WAITING FOR HIS TAG TEAM PARTNER! CHANDLER IS RUNNING TO THE RING!!!

Vic Canon - NOW THAT TAKES GUTS RIGHT THERE!!

Eddie Sensation - CHANDLER CLIMBS ONTO THE APRON! HERE COMES HOWELL� OH NO!!! CHANDLER JUST DROPPED DOWN TO THE FLOOR BRINGING HOWELL'S NECK ACROSS THE ROPES!!!

The Informer - WHAT A MOVE! CHANDLER SEEMS LIKE HE WANTS TO BECOME A CHAMPION WITHOUT DIAMANTE'S AID!

Vic Canon - NOW LOOK! CHANDLER HAS A HOLD OF ZED'S ANKLES! AND HE'S DRAGGING HIM OUTSIDE THE RING!!

Eddie Sensation - WHAM!! MY GOD!!! CHANDLER JUST NAILED ZED WITH THE BIG TIMER ON THE OUTSIDE!!! ZED IS AS GOOD AS OUT OF THIS ONE!!

The Informer - DID YOU SEE THAT IMPLANT DDT??? NOBODY IN THIS SPORT DOES IT BETTER THAN CHANDLER!

Vic Canon - Where's Diamante?? How come he hasn't come out here yet??

Eddie Sensation - Are you a moron, or do you just have a really bad wax build-up problem, dude? DIAMANTE HAS ONE GOAL IN THE EWA! And that's to gain Chandler's respect! I wouldn't be surprised if Nick doesn't even come out here! He doesn't care about winning gold with a partner he hates!

The Informer - OH MY, MY� OH GOD!!! NO!! STOP THAT!!! CHANDLER JUST SMACKED THURSTON HOWELL'S HEAD ON THE STEEL STAIRS!!!

Vic Canon - YOU'VE GOTTA GIVE THIS MAN CREDIT! RIGHT NOW AT THIS MOMENT CHANDLER IS TAKING CARE OF BUSINESS WITH TWO-THIRDS OF THE 3D! BY HIMSELF NO LESS!!

["Bulls On Parade" by Rage Against The Machine Begins to blast through the PA system as Nick Diamante comes running down the aisle�]

Eddie Sensation - THERE'S NICK!!! HE'S RUNNING DOWN THE AISLE� AND�

The Informer - �AND HE'S ATTACKING CHANDLER!! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!!! THIS ISN'T A TAG TEAM MATCH!!! THIS IS A SET UP FROM THE 3D� INCLUDING NICK DIAMANTE!

Vic Canon - I SPECULATED ON IT EARLIER, AND I THINK IT'S TRUE!!

Eddie Sensation - Zed is still out cold on the bottom of the ramp after getting nailed by the Big Timer! But right now, Diamante is doing a number on Chandler on the outside of ring!

The Informer - HEY! I NEVER EVEN NOTICED, BUT THE REF IS COUNTING ALL 4 MEN OUT OF THE RING!

Vic Canon - HEY!! HEY!!! WHAT THE HELL?? NOW "THE PSYCHO" THURSTON HOWELL IS HELPING DIAMANTE BEAT UP CHANDLER!!

Eddie Sensation - HAHAHAHA!!! IF THAT DOESN'T TELL YOU THAT THIS WAS A 3D SET-UP ALL ALONG, WHAT DOES??

The Informer - THE REFEREE'S COUNT IS UP TO 7!!! SOMEONE BETTER GET BACK INTO THE RING FAST!!

Vic Canon - HEY!!!! HEY!!!!!! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?????? NICK DIAMANTE JUST GOT PISSED AT HOWELL FOR HELPING HIM, AND NOW DIAMANTE HAS CHANDLER'S HIROSHIMA APPLIED ON HOWELL!!!!

Eddie Sensation - HOLY CRAP!!!! CONSPIRACY THEORY MY ASS!!!! DIAMANTE AIN'T IN CAHOOTS WITH THE 3D!!!!! HE'S SO HELL-BENT ON TAKING OUT CHANDLER THAT HE'LL EVEN ATTACK YOU IF YOU'RE TRYING TO HELP HIM!!

The Informer - 10!! 10!! THE REF IS CALLING FOR THE BELL!!

Chris Myers - Ladies and gentlemen, the referee has counted out both teams! The result of this match is a doubt count out! Therefore, The Hustler and his partner have automatically advanced to the finals of the EWA Tag Team tournament!

Vic Canon - ALRIGHT! THE HUSTLER HAS MADE IT TO THE FINALS!!

Eddie Sensation - BUT WE'VE STILL GOT A BRAWL HERE AT RINGSIDE!!

The Informer - CHANDLER!!! CHANDLER!!! CHANDLER HAS REGAINED HIS POSITION, AND HE LOCKED ON HIROSHIMA ON DIAMANTE WHO WAS DOING THE EXACT SAME THING TO HOWELL!!!

Vic Canon - MY GOD, THIS SITUATION IS MAYHEM!!! I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL NO FEAR TO SEE WHICH ONE OF THESE MEN WILL SAY "I RESPECT YOU!" TO THE OTHER!!

Eddie Sensation - AHHHHHHH!!!!!!! GET HIM OUT OF THERE!!!!!!! CHANDLER IS A BACK-FIGHTER!!!!

The Informer - FANS, WE HAVE TO GO TO COMMERCIAL!! WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK!!!

Fallen Angel - Whether or not I win the Heavyweight Title isn't the issue here. I am going to step into that ring and face Jericho once and for all. I'm gonna whip him. I'm gonna beat him. And he's gonna bleed. I'm gonna throw everything I got at him! And all he's gonna do is sit there and bleed. He's gonna take punch after punch, kick after kick, powerbomb after powerbomb, and afterwards he's gonna be left wondering why the hell he ever crossed me in the first place. Because that's the way Fallen Angel does his business. He get's jiggy wit' it. Then again, the Heavyweight Title wouldn't be a bad prize to claim, but somehow it doesn't seem as tantalizing as kicking "The Franchise's" ass.

Rob DiMarco - What about Mandi?? She'll be at ringside...

Fallen Angel - So will Kimberly... And she's twice as lethal as Jericho's whore ever could be. Mandi's got some bruning branch up her ass about me... And I can't figure out why. But I ain't gonna lose sleep over it... Let her do her worse... Then she can burn in hell alongside Jericho himself!

Rob DiMarco - Over to you Rachel!

Chris Jericho - WHO GIVES A RATS JERKY ASS ABOT THE TITLE? I WANT TO KILL LIMP ANGEL! That idiot left me out to dry in our stable, and now he doesn't even know if he's a vampire or a piece of crap! I beleive it is the latter Creature Stevens!

Rachel Stevens - What about Kimberly?? She'll be at ringside...

Chris Jericho - THAT IDIOT! She better keep those fake 24 A chest out of my business or Mandi THR TRU WHORE OF HARDCORE is going to rip that training bra of her BELUGA BODY! This match is going to be brutal, and I am dedicating it to all my JEIRCHOHOLICS! From now on, Limp Angel will NEVER E-E-EVER BE THE SAME AGAIN!

Rachel Stevens - Back to you guys at ringside!

["Walls Of Jericho" blasts through the speakers, as Mandi and the EWA Extreme Champion "The Franchise" Chris Jericho step out from behind the curtain and head towards the ring.]

Chris Myers - And his opponent... accompanied to the ring by Kimberly Wolf, standing 6'2" and weighing in at 255 pounds, from Chicago, Illinois, Fallen Angel!

["Prosthetics" by Slipknot blasts through the speakers, as Kimberly Wolf and Fallen Angel step out from behind the curtain and head towards the ring.]

The Informer - And here comes Fallen Angel!

Vic Canon - I don't think he's too happy about what Jericho has been saying about Kimberly!!

Eddie Sensation - He's in the ring!! And there's the bell! This match is starting!!

[Suddenly, the EWA Theme blasts through the speakers as Tom Stone steps out from behind the curtain in full referee attire...]

Chris Myers - And now the special referee of this contest... Tom Stone!

The Informer - WHAT?! STONE IS THE REF AGAIN?!

Vic Canon - You heard it! Remember what Stone did last week to Zed?! IMAGINE WHAT HE HAS IN STORE FOR JERICHO!!

Eddie Sensation - Speaking of Jericho, look at his face! He's completely stunned!

The Informer - Well what do you expect, Eddie?! ....Jericho and Fallen Angel lock up. OH! Jericho with a knee to the stomach! Fallen Angel stumbles backwards, and Jericho knee's him in the stomach again!

Vic Canon - Chris Jericho throws Fallen Angel to the ropes.... OH!!! BIG POWERSLAM!! Jericho quickly gets to his feet, and climbs to the top rope as Fallen Angel slowly gets up!!

Eddie Sensation - LOOK OUT!!!! OHH!!!!

The Informer - OH NO!!! KIMBERLY WOLF JUST SHOVED JERICHO OFF THE TOP ROPE, AND JERICHO FLEW OFF THE TOP ROPE!!!

Vic Canon - Jericho is out on the concrete floor right infront of us!! ....Hey, Informer! Take a look at the replay!! RIGHT THERE!!!

Eddie Sensation - WHAT?!

The Informer - DAMMIT, TOM STONE SAW KIMBERLY WOLF SHOVE JERICHO, AND HE ISN'T DOING A THING ABOUT IT!

Vic Canon - THATS BULLSHIT!! CHRIS JERICHO SHOULD HAVE ALREADY WON THIS MATCH BY DISQUALIFICATION!!

Eddie Sensation - What the hell are you guys talking about?! I didn't see anything!

The Informer - Well of course you didn't Eddie... That was you selective sight working again!!

Vic Canon - Here comes Fallen Angel out to the outside... He picks up Jericho, and OH!!! HE THROWS HIM RIGHT INTO THE RING POLE!!

Eddie Sensation - SEE!! LOOK!! TOM STONE IS WARNING HIM!! HE'S DOING HIS JOB!!

The Informer - Oh, I bet he is... Fallen Angel throws Chris Jericho into the ring, and rolls himself in.

Vic Canon - Chris Jericho is on his feet! He kicks Fallen Angel in the gut! Fallen Angel kicks him back! ......OH!! JERICHO WITH A CLOTHESLINE!

Eddie Sensation - Hey, I think that was a deliberate choke! Warn him Stone!

The Informer - Oh shut up Eddie! ...Jericho picks up Fallen Angel, and sets him up for a Powerbomb! Jericho lifts him....... YES!! POWERBOMB!!!

Vic Canon - But he's not done! Jericho lifts him again..... DOUBLE POWERBOMB!!! FALLEN ANGEL IS OUT, AND JERICHO IS GOING FOR THE COVER!!!

Eddie Sensation - Uh oh....

The Informer - BUT TOM STONE ISN'T COUNTING IT!!

Vic Canon - YOU WATCHING THIS EDDIE?!?! CAN YOU SEE THIS SCREWJOB, OR HAS IT NOT HIT YOU IN THE FACE HARD ENOUGH??

Eddie Sensation - WAIT, LOOK!! KIMBERLY IS ON THE APRON, AND STONE IS TELLING HER TO GET OFF!

The Informer - OH COME ON! I THINK I JUST HEARD STONE AS HER TO "PLEASE GET OFF THE RING".....

Eddie Sensation - SO?! HE'S BEING NICE!!!

The Informer - Jericho is up! And now he's getting in Tom Stone's face!

Vic Canon - COME ON JERICHO!! HIT HIM!!! PLEASE HIT HIM!!!

Eddie Sensation - HA! IF HE HITS HIM, HE'LL BE DISQUALIFIED!!

The Informer - Jericho is calling for it!! THIS IS IT!! JERICHO IS CALLING FOR THE JERICHO-SAULT!!!

Vic Canon - He runs to the ropes... OH!!!! OH NO!! THIS IS WRONG!!! KIMBERLY JUST PULLED THE SECOND ROPE DOWN, AND JERICHO FELL RIGHT BETWEEN THE ROPES AND LANDED ON THE OUTSIDE!!

Eddie Sensation - AHHH!! LOOK OUT!! HERE COMES MANDI!!!

The Informer - AND LISTEN TO THIS CROWD!!! THEY'RE GOING CRAZY FOR MANDI, WHO IS BANGING KIMBERLY'S HEAD ON THE CONCRETE FLOOR!!!

Vic Canon - HERE COMES TOM STONE!! HE'S PULLING MANDI OFF OF KIMBERLY!!! ......OH!!!!!! MANDI JUST NAILED STONE WITH A LOW BLOW!!!! LOW BLOW!!!! LOW BLOW!!!!

Eddie Sensation - DAMMIT, DISQUALIFY HER!!! DISQUALIFY HER!!!

The Informer - HA! YOU CAN'T YOU IDIOT!! SHE'S NOT APART OF THIS MATCH!!!

Vic Canon - MY GOD, THIS IS INSANITY!! WE'VE GOT A CAT FIGHT ON THE OUTSIDE, A ONE-SIDED REFEREE, AND A HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE TOURNAMENT MATCH STILL GOING ON!!!

Eddie Sensation - GET UP STONE!! GET UP!!!

The Informer - Chris Jericho is back on his feet, and he's rolling into the ring! Remember fans, both these men have QUICK moves that could finish either of them off in a split second!

Vic Canon - Right, and I think both men are trying to hit it as soon as they can!!

Eddie Sensation - Well obviosuly you retard! That's the point!! To win the damn match!

Vic Canon - Shut up Eddie... I'll beat you up...

Eddie Sensation - ....SORRY, I CAN'T HELP IT.... AHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!

The Informer - Easy Eddie, don't hurt yourself! Fallen Angel and Chris Jericho are in the ring, both leaning in sperate corners trying to catch their breath!

Vic Canon - And Tom Stone is slowly getting up from that low blow from Mandi!

The Informer - Speaking of Mandi, what happened to the cat fight?!

Eddie Sensation - I think Kimberly saw Mandi's face, and ran!! HAHAHA!!!

The Informer - Very funny Eddie... I don't know what Mandi you're talking about, but better not be that one standing right there!

Eddie Sensation - And why not??

Vic Canon - Because then we know that something is wrong with you head!

The Informer - EEEEEEEEEXACTLY... Jericho charges at Fallen Angel! ...OH! SPEAR BY FALLEN ANGEL! He grabs Jericho, and lifts him to his feet!

Vic Canon - ....OH!! GERMAN SUPLEX BY FALLEN ANGEL! Uh oh... I think this is it for Jericho! Fallen Angel is calling for his big move, Fallen Genocide!

Eddie Sensation - YES!! DO IT!!!

The Informer - Fallen Angel picks up Jericho! He sets him up...... OH NO!!! LOW BLOW BY JERICHO!! BUT TOM STONE IS STILL ON THE OUTSIDE, AND HE DIDN'T SEE IT!!

Vic Canon - JERICHO GRABS FALLEN ANGEL.... POWERBOMB!!! .......POWERBOMB!! ANOTHER DOUBLE POWERBOMB BY CHRIS JERICHO!!!

Eddie Sensation - HERE COMES STONE!! TOM STONE IS BACK IN THE RING!!

The Informer - JERICHO GRABS FALLEN ANGEL'S LEGS...... THIS IS IT!!! JERICHO HAS THE WALLS OF JERICHO LOCKED ON!!!!! FALLEN ANGEL IS FINISHED!! HE HAS TO TAP!!!!

Vic Canon - BUT HE'S NOT!! ANGEL IS HOLDING ON!!!!

Eddie Sensation - LOOK OUT!!!! OH!!!!!! TOM STONE JUST NAILED CHRIS JERICHO!! HAHAHAH!! I LOVE IT!! STONE HAS BALLS!!!

The Informer - OH LORD... RUN STONE, RUN!!!

Vic Canon - JERICHO IS UP, AND HE'S GOT TOM STONE CORNERED!! BUT LOOK AT STONE!! HE THINKS HE'S ALL BIG AND TOUGH!! HAHAHA!!! TEACH HIM A LESSON JERICHO!!!

Eddie Sensation - AHHHHHHHHH!!!!

The Informer - YES!!! JERICHO JUST NAILED STONE WITH A DOUBLE POWERBOMB!!!

Vic Canon - LOOK OUT!! KIMBERLY WOLF IS GETTING INTO THE RING!!!

Eddie Sensation - BUT SO IS MANDI!!! LOOK OUT!!!!!!

The Informer - OH GOD!!!!!!! SPEAR!!!!!! SPEAR BY MANDI!!!!

Vic Canon - MY GOD, MANDI JUST NAILED KIMBERLY WITH THE MOST INTENSE SPEAR I'VE SEEN IN MY LIFE!!!!

Eddie Sensation - CALL AN AMBULANCE!!! GET SOME HELP OUT HERE!!!!

The Informer - CHRIS JERICHO IS UP!! HE RUNS TO THE ROPES....... ASAI MOONSAULT!!!!!! JERICHO NAILED FALLEN ANGEL!!!!! BUT THERE'S NO REF!!!!

Vic Canon - WAIT A MINUTE!!!! MANDI HAS TOM STONE'S ARM, AND SHE'S MAKING THE COUNT WITH STONE'S OWN HAND!!!!!!

Eddie Sensation - NO!!! THIS ISN'T FAIR!!!

The Informer - STONE COUNTS........ 1................ 2............

Vic Canon - THREE!!!!!! YES!!!!! JERICHO WINS!!! JERICHO WINS!!!

Chris Myers - And the winner of this match, "The Franchise" Chris Jericho!

Eddie Sensation - WHAT A SCREW JOB!!!! THAT WAS A SCREW JOB!!! MANDI AND JERICHO ARE CHEATERS!!!

Vic Canon - SHUT UP EDDIE! A WIN IS A WIN!! IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW YOU GET IT!!!

The Informer - MY GOD FANS, We've gotta take a commercial break! Don't go anywhere!

Dino Delsante - Payback? No, payback is for bitches, Rob. Tonight, Thrylla and me engage in vengeance. When I look across the ring tonight, I'm going to see two people. One man is a coward, and that's you, Reckless. You've attacked from behind, and even in Serial Thrylla's own home. You're scared, you freak, and Thrylla's going to have his way with you. And standing by you is the EWA's resident historian, Nomad, another guy who likes to attack from behind. Well, tonight, Nomad, you get your chance to get your hands on the future of the EWA. What you're going to get is future shock!

Rob DiMarco - But what about your partner, Serial Thrylla?? Can you trust him??

Dino Delsante - Can I trust him? I can't trust anyone that's not 3D. But one thing I can trust is that he will go to any lengths to kick Reckless' ass. And he can trust that I will do whatever I can to Iron City Drop Nomad back to the future. Serial Thrylla is no friend of mine, and no, I can't trust him. But I know for a fact that he will do whatever it takes to get some revenge tonight, and he knows I will to, and that, Rob DiMarco, is Written In 'Stone!

Rob DiMarco - Over to you Rachel!

Nomad - No fucking way. He can run at the mouth all he wants, but it doesn't matter. He knows that I'm better than him. Late at night, he lies in bed and sweats bullets in fear of when he finally steps in the ring with me. And tonight, his worst nightmare comes true. I'm going to step in that ring and tear him apart.

Rachel Stevens - You and Reckless don't really have a history together... But, you have 1 thing in common. You both hate the other team! Will you two work together like a normal Tag Team?

Nomad - Actually, we do have a history. He screwed me out of the BLW World Title. But when we step into that ring, I'm willing to put that aside. I'm willing to work together for the sole purpse of keeping my win/loss record intact. Me and Reckless are two of the top athletes in the world, and tonight we're going to work together to annhilate Serial Thrylla and Dino Delsante. Tonight, we will emerge the victors. But once the bell has rung and the match is over, Reckless had better watch his back. 'Cause there's no telling WHAT will happen.

Rachel Stevens - Back to you, Rob!

Reckless - Yeah, Thrylla certainly evened the score. It's been a week and I still can't wash the smell off of me! But Rob, you're right, tonight I take the lead. Tonight I step into the ring with this so-called legend and show the world what he really is. A washed up has-been. You know it's coming again Thrylla, and there's nothing you can do to stop it. Another trip to the hospital, courtesy of Reckless and the Lost Cause.

Rob DiMarco - You and Nomad don't really have a history together... But, you have 1 thing in common. You both hate the other team! Will you two work together like a normal Tag Team?

Reckless - Well Rob, you're wrong about that. Nomad and I have quite the past. We had a bit of a rivalry going in another federation. He was getting the better of me in a match, and my boys came in and disrupted the match. I did what I had to do to keep my title; he would have done the same thing if he was in my shoes. He took umbrage to that, and has been a thorn in my side for months. You're right. I HATE NOMAD. But I hate Thrylla even more. I'm sure Nomad hates Delsante more than he hates me. So we will work together to eliminate our respective enemies. After the match, hell, I may just drop him on his skull for the fuck of it! All the fun and games are over though. No more jokes, no more clowning around. Time to make Thrylla my bitch!

Rob DiMarco - Rachel?

Serial Thrylla - All knotted up at 2 Reck. Tonight, I score the go ahead run. I've already jacked the precious head of Lodi and that's just the insult to the injury I'm going to inflict on you tonight. Reckless, Nomad isn't even an after thought. I'm locked, loaded, and about to pull the trigger on your ass, fear the Thryll... before the kill.

Rachel Stevens - But what about your partner, Dino Delsante?? Can you trust him??

Serial Thrylla - Trusting Delsante is like me believing you don't have a nasty venerial disease Rachel. It just ain't happening. Dino, if you want to greatly shorten your life expectancy, get in my god damn way, I dare you! Nomad, I've kicked your ass repeatedly, don't think I'm not going to do it again. Tonight, Reckless and anyone else who wants to jump, will feel just why.. HOMICIDE.. is from the Heavens.. and Death.. Comes From... A.....Bove.

Rachel Stevens - Back to you guys at ringside!

Vic Canon - You said it, Informer. On both sides of the ring, you have uneasy alliances. I think out of the four men in this match, the only one who has any level of comfort is Delsante.

Eddie Sensation - Don't mistake comfort for trust, Vic. Thrylla and Dino might have no history between them, and Thrylla is making a cool six figures for his involvement in the Invitational---

The Informer - Where did you hear that?

Eddie Sensation - My sources. Anyway, Thrylla might be getting paid well, but he's not getting paid to be Dino's friend. And as far as whom Dino trusts, you can count them on three fingers.

Vic Canon - By the same token, you've got Reckless and Nomad. And these two are like wrecking balls! They aren't united in a common goal. They are not shaking hands; they're not going to celebrate if they win. These two are going to do their jobs and stay out of each other's way!

The Informer - Let's get this party started!

Chris Myers - This next match is scheduled for one fall, and is a Tag Team Match! Introducing first... standing 6'1" and weighing in at 235 pounds, from Cincinnati, Ohio, "The Hardcore Superstar" Reckless!

["Welcome to the Fold" by Filter blasts through the speakers, as "The Hardcore Superstar" Reckless steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

The Informer - These fans are letting him have it! I wonder why. Could it be because he's made some heinous attacks on Serial Thrylla?

Eddie Sensation - Who cares? He sure doesn't! Look at him! He's drinking it in!

Chris Myers - And his partner... standing 6'2" and weighing in at 256 pounds, from New York, New York, Nomad!

["Time Bomb" by Godsmack blasts through the speakers, as Nomad steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

Vic Canon - Talk about making a splash since coming back! Nomad's biggest asset is his hunger. He's dead set on getting that International Title from "The Cornerstone." He has made no bones about how he feels about Dino Delsante wearing what he feels is his title.

The Informer - Boy, when those two finally get it on, it's going to tear the house down! Let's get�uh oh! Look at the ring! These two are already having words!

Eddie Sensation - Words? Sure, if they're talking with their hands!

Chris Myers - And now their opponents.... Introducing first... accompanied to the ring by Tracey Lane, standing 6'3" and weighing in at 235 pounds, from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, the EWA International Champion, "The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante!

["Down" by Stone Temple Pilots blasts through the speakers, as Tracey Lane and the EWA International Champion, "The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante step out from behind the curtain and head towards the ring.]

Eddie Sensation - Here comes "The Cornerstone!" Holy Hannah! Listen to that pop! A few weeks ago, these people hated him!

The Informer - That's because with those two in the ring, he's out matched in the "heel" department!

Vic Canon - What the hell? Delsante is charging the ring! He's going after Nomad and Reckless! Right hand for Nomad! Right hand for Reckless! He's got them on the ropes! LOW BLOW BY NOMAD! Reckless has him set for a power bomb! Nomad is going for the assist!

Eddie Sensation - What the hell just happened to the lights!?

The Informer - HE'S HERE! SERIAL THRYLLA IS HERE!

Chris Myers - And his partner... standing 6'2" and weighing in at 237 pounds, from Syracuse, New York, Serial Thrylla!

["Serial Thrilla" by Prodigy blasts through the speakers, as Serial Thrylla steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

Eddie Sensation - This crowd is on its feet! Mr. D-F-A is in the ring and he's cleaning house! He just threw a duffel bag to us! What the?

Vic Canon - What's that smell?

The Informer - It's not�it's not what I think it is, is it?

Vic Canon - Open it, Eddie.

Eddie Sensation - NO WAY! You do it, Informer! You're the professional!

The Informer - This is ridiculous! You know what's in here! It's�Lodi's head! Get it off the table!

Vic Canon - Thrylla clotheslines Nomad and sends him over the top rope! And Thrylla is going straight for Reckless! Delsante is up! He sees Nomad and SPRINGBOARD DROPKICK! NOMAD JUST WENT INTO THE FIRST ROW!

The Informer - Thrylla whips Reckless into the ropes, duck down, Reckless rebounds, Thrylla misses the clothesline, Reckless stops in his tracks! He swings and Thrylla ducks. Thrylla with a reverse waistlock, elbow by Reckless, and another one breaks the hold, and Reckless gets him in a Belly to belly suplex!

Eddie Sensation - Wow, that exchange had more moves than the old EWA video game for the Sega Genesis!

Vic Canon - Delsante is making his way to the corner. Nomad�I can't seem to find Nomad!

Eddie Sensation - THAT'S 'CAUSE HE'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU!

Vic Canon - Here! Here!

The Informer - Nomad just took Vic's chair and OH MY! He just nailed "The Cornerstone" in the back! Nomad slides into the ring and shouts some orders to Reckless. Reckless with an Irish Whip to Serial Thrylla as Nomad hits the other side, Reckless drops down and NOMAD HITS HIM WITH A FLYING CLOTHESLINE IN MID-AIR! DID YOU SEE THAT?!

Vic Canon - Thrylla jumped over Reckless and never saw Nomad flying through the air with that clothesline! Wow! For two guys that hate each other, they just did one hell of a double team!

Eddie Sensation - The referee is making Nomad go to the apron. Nomad calls for a tag. Reckless obliges. Double Irish whip, double clothesline misses! THRYLLA COMES BACK WITH A HIGH CROSS BODY! HERE'S A PIN! 1�2�Kick out!

The Informer - Delsante is on the apron and Serial Thrylla tags him. Nomad turns around and is met with a spear! "The Cornerstone" lifts him up and whips him into the turnbuckle! He's on top of him! 1�2�3�4�5�6�7�8�9�Nomad with a reverse atomic drop! He picks Delsante up and short arm clothesline! Cover! 1�kick out by Delsante! Nomad quickly picks him up. He's yelling something in his face!

Eddie Sensation - Laying the verbal down!

The Informer - Big right hand sends Delsante down. What are you looking at Vic?

Vic Canon - Just their vitals. These four men are all within the same weight, with Nomad weighing almost 20 pounds more than the other three, but Dino is one inch taller than Nomad and Thrylla, and Reckless is shorter by less than two inches.

Eddie Sensation - Am I the only one watching this match? Reckless just got tagged in and did a beautiful textbook suplex! He held Delsante up there for about as long as Canon talked!

The Informer - Another tag by Reckless. He whips Dino into the opposite turnbuckle. And now he whips Nomad into Dino! Great move! Dino is down and Nomad goes for the cover again! Kick out at one! Delsante starts for his corner but Nomad cuts him off. Thrylla comes in anyway! The ref cuts him off! And Reckless comes in! They're double teaming "The Cornerstone!"

Vic Canon - Lance King has restored order once again. Delsante needs to make a tag!

The Informer - No kidding, Vic. Reckless is in now. He's pointing at Thrylla! He's signaling for the end! He's going to go for the Lost Cause! He has Dino up! THRYLLA TOOK OUT HIS KNEE! THRYLLA JUST TOOK OUT RECKLESS' KNEE! AND HERE COMES NOMAD! NOMAD IS HEADING STRAIGHT FOR DELSANTE! DELSANTE WAS WAITING AND HE POWER SLAMS HIM!

Vic Canon - Reckless and Thrylla have spilled out to the floor! Dino and Nomad are still in the ring! Dino whips Nomad into the ropes, Dino ducks, NOMAD CATCHES HIM WITH THE WANDERING! THIS IS ALMOST OVER! BUT RECKLESS IS THE LEGAL MAN! LANCE KING IS TRYING TO GET RECKLESS BACK IN THE RING! MEANWHILE, NOMAD IS SETTING DINO UP ON THE TURNBUCKLE!

Eddie Sensation - Reckless and Thrylla are up on the ramp, and Lance King is trying to split them up�he's trying to maintain order in this melee!

The Informer - THE JOURNEY'S END! THE JOURNEY'S END! DINO DELSANTE IS OUT! NOMAD IS ON TOP OF HIM BUT THERE'S NO REFEREE TO COUNT THE PIN! HE'S NOT THE LEGAL MAN ANYWAY!

Vic Canon - The action outside the ring is slowly crawling back to ringside! Delsante is out! Nomad is heading for the outside! Nomad and Reckless put Thrylla down! Reckless is heading back to the ring to end this match. Lance King slides in as Reckless covers Dino. 1�2�KICK OUT AT 2 AND THREE QUARTERS! "THE CORNERSTONE" IS UP! HE'S BATTLING BACK! FOREARM TO THE SIDE OF THE FACE AND ANOTHER! DINO IS BATTLING BACK ON PURE ADRENALINE! HE WHIPS RECK INTO THE ROPES AND�DEATH VALLEY DRIVER! THEY'RE BOTH DOWN!

Eddie Sensation - Thrylla and Nomad are back in their respective corners! They're both itching for a tag! Lance King is at 4. Reckless is moving toward his corner! Dino is beginning to stir! RECKLESS MAKES THE TAG AND NOMAD'S IN LIKE A FLASH! DINO MAKES THE TAG! SERIAL THRYLLA IS IN! LEFT HAND, RIGHT, LEFT AND A BIG RIGHT HAND TAKES NOMAD OFF HIS FEET! HERE COMES RECKLESS AND THRYLLA CATCHES HIM WITH A BODY SLAM! THRYLLA IS CLEANING HOUSE!

The Informer - Delsante is back inside, and he clotheslines Reckless over the top and goes over with him! Thrylla whips Nomad into the turnbuckle and look at that impact! It sent Nomad over the top! And the crowd is chanting "D-F-A! D-F-A!"

Vic Canon - Delsante slides into the ring. He's looking straight at Nomad and waving him in! He's trying to goad him on! He wants a piece of Nomad!

Eddie Sensation - And Serial Thrylla has his eyes on Reckless! There's a whole lot of language goin' down here! Uh oh! Serial Thrylla and "The Cornerstone" have just backed into each other! They haven't been on the same page all night! The referee has been counting Nomad out�he's up to 6. Nomad comes back on the apron and Lance King is escorting Dino out.

Vic Canon - Thrylla has Nomad and power bombs him! Pin by Thrylla! 1�2�kick out! Nomad staggers back and looks for the tag. BUT RECKLESS WON'T TAG IN! NOMAD IS LIVID! THRYLLA ROLLS UP NOMAD FROM BEHIND! 1�2�KICK OUT AGAIN BY NOMAD!

The Informer - And Nomad is pissed! Thrylla's backing off and letting his opponents go at it! NOMAD SMACKED RECKLESS RIGHT IN THE KISSER!

Eddie Sensation - Why did the referee do that? Is he counting that as a tag?

Vic Canon - I think he is!

The Informer - RECKLESS IS IN AND THESE TWO ARE HAVING A MATCH OF THEIR OWN! DELSANTE COMES AROUND AND PULLS NOMAD OUT OF THE RING! OH MAN!!!!! DINO NAILS HIM WITH A CHAIR!

Vic Canon - THRYLLA WHIPS RECKLESS INTO THE TURNBUCKLE AND FOLLOWS IT UP WITH A BIG SPLASH! THIS IS IT! HE'S GOING FOR THE DFA!!!!

Eddie Sensation - AHHHHH!!!!!!

The Informer - SERIAL THRYLLA SETS RECKLESS UP ON THE TURNBUCKLE AND THESE FANS ARE GOING CRAZY!

Vic Canon - CHECK OUT DINO AND NOMAD!! THEY'RE BRAWLING THROUGH THE CROWD!!!!!

Eddie Sensation - IN THE RING!! IN THE RING!!

The Informer - OH, THAT WAS CLOSE!! RECKLESS REALIZED WHAT WAS ABOUT TO HAPPEN, AND HE SHOVED THRYLLA OFF HIM!! THRYLLA LANDED ON HIS BACK IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!!

Vic Canon - AND LOOK AT RECKLESS NOW!! HE'S RUNNING BACKSTAGE!!!

Eddie Sensation - WHAT A CHICKEN!!!

The Informer - AND NOW THE REFEREE IS CALLING FOR THE BELL!!

Vic Canon - WHAT THE HELL FOR?!

Eddie Sensation - SHUT UP AND LISTEN!!

Chris Myers - Ladies and Gentlemen... The official referee of this contest has come to a decision! Both teams have been DISQUALIFIED!!!

The Informer - WHAT?!?!?

Vic Canon - MY GOD!! DELSANTE AND NOMAD ARE TRADING RIGHTS AND LEFTS!!! THEY'RE BRAWLING THROUGH THE CROWD, AND THE CROWD IS LOVING IT!!!!

The Informer - AND RECKLESS HAS JUST STUMBLED TO THE BACK!! THRYLLA IS JUST STANDING IN THE RING, TAUNTING HIM TO COME BACK OUT HERE AND GET HIS ASS KICKED AGAIN!!

Eddie Sensation - YOU JUST WAIT!! I BET YOU RECKLESS JUST WENT BACK TO GET A DRINK!! HE'S COMING, DON'T YOU WORRY!!!!!!

Vic Canon - HE WON'T BE BACK OUT HERE IF HE KNOWS WHAT'S GOOD FOR HIM!!

[The crowd chants... "D-F-A! D-F-A! D-F-A!"]

The Informer - LISTEN TO THE CHANTS OF D-F-A, IT'S DEAFENING!!! FOLKS, WHAT A TUESDAY NIGHT HEAT WE'VE JUST WITNESSED!! I'M THE INFORMER, FOR VIC CANON AND EDDIE SENSATION.... GOOD NIGHT EVERYONE!!!

Reckless - ......Not so fast! You think you can just take my property and get away with it Thrylla?! I knew you would try and start some shit like this, so I took precautions!

[The camera shows the D-F-A Van on the EWA Big Screen...]

Reckless - Ahhh, the infamous DFA ride! Your pride and joy, huh Thrylla?

[Reckless continues to stand on the entrance ramp, and pulls out a remote control.]

The Informer - What the hell is this lunatic trying to do?!

Reckless - Now, I have enough shit wired to your ride to blow it all the way to San Francisco, so I suggest a trade. You give me back the head, and I don't destroy the car. Now, don't make any sudden movements. I get... get kinda nervous. I don't wanna go pushing any buttons on accident!

Eddie Sensation - I smell a call to the fire marshall anytime now!!

Reckless - So, just put the head down, and back away from it.

Serial Thrylla - Fine, here's your friggin head, you sick and twisted bastard.

[Thrylla throws the duffle bag with Lodi's head in it towards Reckless.]

Reckless - OK, that's good. Now, next week, on Heat. I want a rematch. No more of this tag team bullshit though, Reckless vs. Serial Thrylla ONE ON ONE!

Serial Thrylla - It's on like napalm, bitch! We settle this once and for all.... on Tuesday!

Reckless - Alright, now I'm happy [Pauses]... Actually, no I'm not.....

[Reckless pushes the button. On the EWA Big Screen, the DFA Van explodes and is immediately engulfed in flames!]

The Informer / Vic Canon / Eddie Sensation - OH GOD!!!

Reckless - NOW I'm Happy... My lead, 3 to 2 bitch! See ya next week... And have a nice walk home... HAHAHAHAHAHA!!

[The camera zooms in on Thrylla's shocked face, then fades to black.....]