The Informer - WELCOME FANS, TO YET ANOTHER ACTION-PACKED EPISODE OF EWA TUESDAY NIGHT HEAT, LIVE FROM THE DENVER COLISEUM IN DENVER COLORADO!!

Vic Canon - TONIGHT HAS ALREADY BEEN A RECORD NIGHT IN THE EWA!! WE HAVE SHATTERED ATTENDANCE RECORDS HERE IN DENVER!

Eddie Sensation - DIDN'T YOU SEE IT COMING?!

The Informer - TONIGHT, ONE ONE ONE, NICK DIAMANTE takes on CHANDLER!! Can you beleive it?! These two are going to EXPLODE on each other here tonight!

Vic Canon - No doubt about it, Informer! Also, we've got Serial Thrylla taking on Dino Delsante in an EWA International Title Match!! Now, THIS IS HUGE!! These two are supposed to headline a Tournament later on in June!! We're going to get a little preview right here on Heat!

Eddie Sensation - And what about the Heavyweight Title Tournament?! That starts tonight!

The Informer - Right on, Eddie! We've got Cody Covington taking on Zed in a First Round Match of the EWA Heavyweight Title Tournament! That should be interesting!

Vic Canon - Also, we have Fallen Angel, Thorn, The Brink, Lorenzo Hayes, The Hustler, Nuno Nitrowalawitz, Thurston Howell, Suburban Disharmony, Vince Di Nardo and SO MANY MORE people here tonight! Who knows what's going to happen!

The Informer - Tonight is shaping up to be a great night fans! We've got lots of action, and not a lot time! So lets get this show on the road!

Eddie Sensation - YES! I can't wait! Diamante's gone all serious now, and Chandler's ass is on the line tonight! He's gonna pay!

[The lights in the arena fall somewhat dim�]

The Informer - Well, where is he? What's going on?

Vic Canon - We all know how Diamante works. Life is all a big mind-game for him. He's making us wait.

Eddie Sensation - Yeah, and you're talking like that's a bad thing, dude! Diamante uses what he's got upstairs� now many guys do!

[Suddenly, a brand-new video-wall entrance hits the EWA screen, and "Bulls on Parade" by Rage Against The Machine blasts through the PA system over the entire arena�]

The Informer - Huh? What the heck is going on here? This music...

Vic Canon - It sounds awfully familiar!

Eddie Sensation - HAHA! OH GOD! This is too much!

[Nick Diamante steps out from behind the curtain, accompanied to the ring Enzo. Diamante is wearing his typical black biker leather jacket, a "Chandler FEARS Diamante" t-shirt underneath it, blue jeans and black boots. In his hands, Diamante is carrying a Louisville slugger�]

The Informer - See! The mind games have begun already! "Bulls on Parade"� this used to be Chandler's theme music from back in the day!

Vic Canon - And what's he doing with that baseball bat in his hands?? This is too much! Someone needs to take that weapon away from him while there's time! And before anything bad happens!

Eddie Sensation - Hey, and he's got Big Enzo with him too! You forgot to mention that!

The Informer - Well, it seems that even though the Diamante/3D relationship has crumbled to pieces, Nick Diamante still remains close to Enzo!

Vic Canon - Apparently so!

Eddie Sensation - Hey, of course! Diamante and Enzo are like blood! Like Nicky D said a long time ago, Enzo is a friend of the family from back in the old country! There's generations and generations of roots between Enzo and Diamante!

The Informer - Well Diamante is in the ring with Enzo� and Rob DiMarco seems perfectly ready, willing and able to start this interview.

Vic Canon - So let's get is started!

Eddie Sensation - Amen!

Rob DiMarco - Thank you for joining me, Nick. The entire world has wanted to know over the course of the last week or so� why the change? The attitude� the style� why have you chosen to make changes to your already successful formula?

The Informer - Good question! This is what we've been waiting for.

[Diamante looks at Enzo and nods�]

Vic Canon - HEY! HEY! LEAVE ROB ALONE!

Eddie Sensation - HA! I LOVE IT! A little shove to the canvas by Enzo, and DiMarco suddenly understands his place here in this interview!

The Informer - That was uncalled for! Why is it that these men can't just go with the flow? They've always got to have things their way!

Vic Canon - It's Diamante's way of operation! And we all hate it!

Eddie Sensation - Hey, shut up! It's what got him on top! Hey! Look� am I seeing thing correctly?? ENZO HAS THE MIC!

The Informer - Is Enzo finally going to break his code of silence here in the EWA??

Vic Canon - It appears so!

Enzo - I don't know why they keep doing that. They should know by now that Diamante can speak for himself� Geeze!

Eddie Sensation - HA! I love it!

The Informer - Enzo just handed the mic to Diamante!

Vic Canon - I don't know about you guys, but I'm still anxious to find out why Nick Diamante has that baseball bat in his hands!

Eddie Sensation - Hey, if you don't shut up, you might end up being the reason!

Vic Canon - Hey now! No thank you!

Nick Diamante - For that last while, people have always been asking me what my beef is with Chandler� Clayton F'N Chandler. See, what you people don't understand is simple. You'd be pretty damn pissed off too if someone from your place of work came out and took credit for all of your work!

The Informer - Oh come on! That's not the case at all! Chandler has been with the EWA for a long time, and he's established his own sense of greatness!

Nick Diamante - It goes back a long, long damn time� and I'm sick and tired of explaining it. So, what I've come out here to do tonight is make the future real clear to everyone in the Extreme Wrestling Association. So listen up, and take notes.

Vic Canon - Looks like Diamante is playing the part of the palm-reader tonight, huh?

Eddie Sensation - Hey, if anyone could, that's the man right there!

Nick Diamante - No longer is Nick Diamante a team player. I'm only part of the EWA because that's the most direct way to get my hands on Clayton F'N Chandler! Don't look at me as your typical pro-wrestler, because what I am� what I am is the exact opposite! I'm not here for competition� I'm here to write THE FINAL CHAPTER in a story that should have been ended 8 months ago! And if it takes my ass serving time for my actions� I really don't care! Taking out Chandler once and for all��� IT'S WORTH IT!

The Informer - SEE! THIS IS WHERE THE LINE SHOULD BE DRAWN! We saw this idiot attempt to stab Clayton Chandler last week! THAT IS NOT WRESTLING! This man should be sent to prison!

Nick Diamante - I've taken a lot of heat over what I did last week� ya know, the knife� Chandler's life flashing before his own eyes� [Laughs] �but I loved every second of it, and the only thing I would have changed would have been the end result!

Vic Canon - How can he be so horrible??

Eddie Sensation - Even I have to admit� he's crossing the line there.

Nick Diamante - For the last 7 days, the back of my head has been killing me� but the pain doesn't bother me at all. What's been killing me in the reminder that Chandler got the one-up on me by taking me out with a brick! Yeah� oh yeah, I can tell you morons liked it! BUT IF THAT MATTERED, THEN MAYBE I'D GIVE A DAMN!

The Informer - These people pay your salary! You should show them some respect!

Vic Canon - Umm, actually they don't pay his salary. The new contract� remember?

Nick Diamante - Laying my head to rest every night for the past week� I'VE BEEN REMINDED OF EVERY DAMN THING THAT CAJUN SUNNUVABITCH HAS DONE TO ME! IT PISSES ME OFF TO KNOW THAT YOU IDIOTIC FANS CAN SIT THERE AND CHEER THAT IDIOT! I'M THE ONE BUSTING MY ASS FOR YOU! CHANDLER COULDN'T AND WOULD'T EVER GIVE A DAMN ABOUT ANY OF YOU!

[The crowd starts a "Nicky D SUCKS" chant�]

Eddie Sensation - Listen to these idiots! The rudest people I've ever met in my life!

Nick Diamante - I suck? I SUCK, HUH? I think we'll just have to see about that! Enzo, I want you to tell these people what I'm gonna do to Clayton F'N Chandler right here, TONIGHT! ONE-ON-ONE IN THE RING!

The Informer - LISTEN TO THESE FANS! They're not shy about expressing their feelings of Nick Diamante!

Vic Canon - Yeah, and it looks like Diamante is unleashing Enzo on them!

Eddie Sensation - That's right! Enzo has the mic!

Enzo - You people are all pathetic! Tonight, you're gonna get to a NEW Nick Diamante! Chandler, I faced you at NC-17 "Pure Violence" 2000� and you were nothing special! Sure, you got lucky and came out on top� BUT TONIGHT, IT'S GONNA BE SO MUCH MORE DIFFERENT! YOU'VE GOT NICK DIAMANTE ON YOUR ASS� AND BELIEVE ME, HE'S GOT MONTHS OF BUILT-UP FRUSTRATION INSIDE OF HIM! Contrary to what you said a few days ago, Chandler� Tonight, it's YOU WHO BECOMES A STATISTIC!

The Informer - We're just gonna have to see about that! What a match we've got tonight! A little preview of No Fear! It's gonna be fantastic!

Vic Canon - You can say that again! These fans are getting a freebie tonight!

Nick Diamante - And before I wrap things up here, I've got one more piece of small business to clear up. Enzo, yeah� you did take on Chandler at "Pure Violence" and yeah, you did come up a bit short. See, "The Diamond Stud" is willing to forgive, forget and move on when it comes down to things like that� cause I know you put your heart into it!

[Diamante looks out to the crowd and smiles sadistically�]

Eddie Sensation - Exactly!

The Informer - Where's he going with this?

[Diamante turns around and viciously swings the baseball bat at the back of Enzo's head, busting him wide open and sending him down like a ton of bricks!]

Vic Canon - OH MY GOD! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?? DIAMANTE JUST HIT ENZO IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH THAT BASEBALL BAT!

Nick Diamante - BUT ENZO� "THE DIAMOND STUD" IS GONE! AND NICK DIAMANTE DOESN'T ACCEPT FAILURE! Take that swing I just hit ya with as a "Thank You" for your months of loyal service� but like I said� I NEED NO ONE'S HELP! I WANT NO ONE'S HELP! CLAYTON CHANDLER! TONIGHT, YOU DIE!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!!!!!!!!!!! CAJUN, DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Informer - WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS MAN??? HE ATTACKS HIS OWN FRIEND BECAUSE HE DOESN'T WANT HIS HELP???

Vic Canon - NICK DIAMANTE IS HORRIBLE! I CAN'T STAND TO EVEN THINK OF THIS MAN'S ETHICS! WHAT HAPPENED TO THE NICK DIAMANTE OF OLD?? HOW OBSESSED CAN ONE MAN BE??

Eddie Sensation - My� my God� this man� he's lost it�

The Informer - YEAH, YEAH� "LOST IT" DOESN'T EVEN BEGIN TO DESCIRE THIS MAN'S MIND! Tonight fans, Chandler and Diamante are gonna go at it for the first ever time in a scheduled one-on-one match� my God!

Vic Canon - I know what you're saying, Informer! This rivalry has been kept alive for the last 8 months through the dirt-sheets and by the fans� but finally, we're going to see the 2 men who hate each other more than� well, hell� THIS IS THE MOST HATED LEVEL I'VE EVER SEEN A CONFLICT BETWEEN 2 MEN ESCALATE TO!

Eddie Sensation - Damn� I've never seen this side of Nick Diamante! Look at that scene right there! Diamante is standing with one foot over the chest of his� his own friend� I dunno, he's just gone over the edge here.

The Informer - To say the least! Fans, what a way to kick off Tuesday Night Heat! We'll be back in a moment...

"Top Dollar" Vinny D - Ladies and gentlemen, your EWA commish, the Goldenboy, "Top Dollar" Vinny D!!

[Vince bows to his loyal fans, as he recieves, yet again another mixed reaction.]

"Top Dollar" Vinny D - Thank you... Now, plain and simple, I'm here for buisness reasons tonight, I've been working hard to bring to you one of the greatest tag team tournaments ever, and after some long, stressful and annoying work, I've done it. That's right, the brackets are all ready, and this tournament, is about to be crissened! So, with that all said and done, let's get to the brackets...

"Top Dollar" Vinny D - The first round will consisit of 4 matches, one of those being a wildcard match... and people, wait till you see the lucky four men who got scooped out of the hat for this one!! The first match, will be... The Iconz of Perfection taking on the ever so popular Big Johnsons!!

[The brackets begin to be displayed on the EWA Big Screen.]

"Top Dollar" Vinny D - The second match will see Suburban Disharmony taking on The Williams Brotherz! Match number three will pit The Anatomy of Perfection up against, The Hustler, and..............

[The crowd moves to the edge of their seats, waiting in anticipation!]

"Top Dollar" Vinny D - .....A mystery partner! I have no clue who this might be, but it is all fine and legal for Hustler to have his partner named at whatever point in time he would like! So, start your guessing, because he ain't givin me any juice, that's for sure!! Finally, in the wildcard bracket, we will see Dino Delsante and Zed, two memebers of the 3D, taking on Chandler and............

[The crowd begin to chatter and guess at who his partner will be!]

"Top Dollar" Vinny D - And............

[The crowd CONTINUES to chatter, and HOPES that Vince will say "Nick Diamante"!]

"Top Dollar" Vinny D - .......NICK DIAMANTE!!!!!! Gotta love those wildcard matches, huh??

[The crowd goes crazy!!]

"Top Dollar" Vinny D - Now, this tournament will commence next week on Heat. All four first round matchups will take place on Heat. The two second round matchups will take place the following week on Heat, and the finals will take place at an unknown date! So, stay tuned for more on this tournament, and tune in next week for Heat, as we get these games under way!!

[Vince's music begins to play, as he calmly leaves the ring. As he exits the arena, the brackets are displayed on the EWA Big Screen!]

Iconz Of Perfection
	Winner of Match 1
The Big Johnsons
		Winners of Upper Half
Suburban Disharmony
	Winner of Match 2
The Williams Brotherz
			New Tag Team Champions
The Hustler / ???
	Winner of Match 3
Anatomy Of Perfection
		Winners of Lower Half
Dino Delsante / Zed
	Winner of Match 4
Chandler / Nick Diamante

The Hustler - Very good question, Rob. Just who the hell is Shawn Walker?! The guy is a piece of trash taking up a roster spot that could be presently filled by someone much more deserving than this bitch Shawn Walker. No one knows who he is, and no one cares to find out either. So, Walker will be the next man I take out of the EWA for good. Tonight, by my suggestion, my match with Walker has been changed to an EXTREME RULES MATCH. The EWA has been complaining about the lack of hardcore fighting over the past few months. Well, tonight, I'm going to kick off a rejuventated extreme division by taking out Walker, permanently. I've got something nice in store for this no-name jackass, and it will be much to the delight of everyone, BUT HIM.

Rob DiMarco - Okay... Now this match has some sort of meaning to it! But, what about Shawn Walker? Doesn't he have a say in this??

The Hustler - Rob, really, WHO GIVES A FUCK WHAT SHAWN WHATHISNAME HAS TO SAY?! The guy is a loser, always has. Tonight though, I'll end his cancerous stay in the EWA by driving him out for good. Walker has not felt true, complete, crystalline PAIN before in his life......until now. I am going to experience him in what that pain is, for I am the one who will kick off extreme fighting in the EWA, once again I might add, with a big bang. Walker, no one cares that you are here, and after I'm through with you, no one is going to care that you're DEAD either. Outta the way, Rob.

Rob DiMarco - Alright... Lets send it to ringside!

["Enter Sandman" by Metallica blasts through the speakers, as Shawn Walker steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

Chris Myers - And his opponent... standing 6'4" and weighing in at 242 pounds, from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, The Hustler!

["Walk" by Pantera blasts through the speakers, as The Hustler steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

The Informer - Folks, I've been told that despite The Hustler's wish to make this an Extreme Rules Match, it will continue to be a normal One Fall Match!!

Vic Canon - HUH?! So they rejected him?!

Eddie Sensation - YUP!!

The Informer - The Hustler doesn't seem to happy about it! He's talking to the referee about it right now!

Vic Canon - There's the bell! This match has officially started!

Eddie Sensation - HA!! Walker just threw a chair at The Hustler!! But The Hustler caught it!

The Informer - The Hustler charges at Shawn Walker with the chair... OH!! And he nails him square in the head with the chair! Walker is down!!

Vic Canon - And the ref is trying to take the chair away from The Hustler!

Eddie Sensation - That ain't gonna work! The Hustler is PISSED!

The Informer - Finally, The Hustler throws the chair down on the mat! He grabs Shawn Walker by the hair, and picks him up to his feet! The Hustler sets him up....

Vic Canon - OH!! BIGTIME POWERBOMB!!!

Eddie Sensation - Hustler goes for the cover... 1.... 2..... No! Walker gets his shoulder up just in time!

The Informer - The Hustler gets to his feet, and picks up Shawn Walker again! ...Uh oh! He's setting him up for ANOTHER powerbomb! OH!!!!

Vic Canon - SHAWN WALKER JUST NAILED THE HUSTLER WITH A LOW BLOW!! AND NOW HE'S GOING FOR THAT STEEL CHAIR!!

Eddie Sensation - WHAT?! THIS ISN'T EXTREME RULES!!!

The Informer - Yes Eddie, I know that! Try explaining that to Shawn Walker!

Vic Canon - WHAM!! OH NO!! WALKER JUST NAILED THE HUSTLER WITH THE STEEL CHAIR!!

Chris Myers - The winner of this match by Disqualification, The Hustler!

Eddie Sensation - DAMN!! WALKER KEEPS HITTING HIM WITH THE CHAIR!!

The Informer - GET SOME HELP DOWN HERE!! SHAWN WALKER IS BRUTALIZING THE HUSTLER WITH A STEEL CHAIR!!

Vic Canon - HERE COME A LOAD OF OFFICIALS!!

Eddie Sensation - HA! They're trying to get the chair away from Walker, but they're scared of him!

The Informer - What the hell do you expect Eddie?! He's a mad man!

Vic Canon - And finally, Shawn Walker is leaving the ring! But he's not letting go of that chair!

Eddie Sensation - He better hold on to it! If The Hustler gets up, he's a dead man!

The Informer - We've gotta take a quick commercial break... Don't go away!

Arthryn - You call it revenge, I call it payback, some call it vengeance, we all know it's a bitch. Tonight, $inister Kane, you're going to have a surgery following the match, so the doctors can remove my foot out of your ass.

Rob DiMarco - $inister Kane is pretty new to the EWA, so we don't really know his style... But, do you think that he cares about the outcome of the match, or does he just want to hurt you?

Arthryn - I don't care DiMarco. As long as all the Arthrynian fan-club is there, only one more thing matters. It's time to brawl 'til the break of dawn, time to rap and reggae, salsa , merengue, Kane, it's time to put an Execution to your stinking carcass. So how about you suck on that?

Rob DiMarco - Back to your guys at ringside!

["Hot to Death" by Everlast blasts through the speakers, as $inister Kane steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

Chris Myers - And his opponent... standing 6'10" and weighing in at 312 pounds, from San Juan, Puerto Rico, Arthryn!

["Hangman Jury" by Aerosmith blasts through the speakers, as Arthryn steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

The Informer - LOOK OUT!! HERE COMES THE HUSTLER!! HE'S GOT A STEEL CHAIR!!!

Vic Canon - WHAM!! OH MAN!! $INISTER KANE JUST DROPPED LIKE A SACK OF BRICKS!! THE HUSTLER IS LOOKING FOR ARTHRYN, BUT HE'S GETTING THE HELL OUT OF HERE!!

Eddie Sensation - HAHAHA!! GOOD IDEA!!

The Informer - Oh no!! The Hustler has $inister Kane in the middle of the ring..... OHHH!!! THE LUMBERJACK'S END!!!

Vic Canon - MY GOD!! THE HUSTLER IS FURIOUS!! THIS CROWD IS LOVING IT!!!

Eddie Sensation - SHAWN WALKER IS A DEAD MAN!!!!!

The Informer - GET SOME HELP OUT HERE FOR $INISTER KANE!! WE'VE GOTTA CLEAN UP THIS MESS!! LETS SEND IT BACKSTAGE!!

Lorenzo Hayes - Of course. Tonight Mr. Ratings Lorenzo Hayes is going to teach Brodie Larson a lesson, in why he and his partner should not have attacked the best tag team in the EWA. Tonight on Tuesday night Heat every single person in the EWA is going to realize that Lorenzo Hayes is by far the best wrestler in this fed, because I am virtually going to make Brodie Larson look like he is wearing a diaper. One way or another; Tonight Showtime will occur.

Rob DiMarco - I noticed that WaR CrYmE is here with you, Lorenzo... And, Dimitrius Bastard is accompanying his partner to ringside... Are we going to see an all out brawl, or a wrestling match?!

WaR CrYmE - I have a SPORK.

Rob DiMarco - WHAT?

[Suburban Disharmony walk in to view. Larson dressed in Black short tights with a 'Property of EWA' shirt on. Dimitrius Bastard is dressed in LARGE! black shorts, and a 'New Kids On The Block' T-Shirt.]

Rachel Stevens - I just a few moments we're gonna see "Wild Thing" Brodie Larson make his inring debut in the EWA, as he takes on Lorenzo Hayes!

"Wild Thing" Brodie Larson - I'll tell you what Rachel Stevens! Brodie Larson ain't no pushover! Brodie Larsons paid his dues eatin' second rate, sorry mayonnaise substitute Potato salad in Upstate New York! Now he's eatin' the real deal, Hellman's shit! Don't you get it?!

Rachel Stevens - ....?

"Wild Thing" Brodie Larson - WE'RE IN THE BIG LEAGUES NOW! AND IF YOU DON'T CRACK SKULLS OPEN, YOU'RE EATIN' THIRTY-NINE-CENTS-A-POUND SHIT FROM PO-TIDDLES GROCERY STORE! IF YOU DON'T BREAK LEGS, YOU DON'T EAT THE GOOD SHIT! YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! LORENZO HAYES, YOU WANT A WAR, YOU GOT A WAR!

[Brodie and Dimitrius begin to storm off to the ring.]

Rachel Stevens - Well fans, there you have it! Subur-

[Dimitrius rips the microphone out of Rachel Stevens' hands.]

Dimitrius Bastard - AND ONE LAST THING! THE ONLY REASON PRESIDENT CLINTON HASN'T DONE ANYTHING ABOUT ELIAN GONZALES IS BECAUSE THE LAST TIME HE STICK A CUBAN SOMEWHERE, HE GOT IMPEACHED!

[Senor Bastard drops the mic and storms off.]

["What's The Difference" by Eminem & Dr. Dre blasts through the speakers, as WaR CrYmE and "Mr. Ratings" Lorenzo Hayes step out from behind the curtain and head towards the ring.]

Chris Myers - And his opponent... accompanied to the ring by Dimitrius Bastard, standing 6'4" and weighing in at 246 pounds, from Poughkeepsie, NY, "Wild Thing" Brodie Larson!

["Suburban Life" by The Kottonmouth Kings blasts through the speakers, as Dimitrius Bastard and "Wild Thing" Brodie Larson step out from behind the curtain and head towards the ring.]

The Informer - Hayes and Larson lock up! Brodie Larson applies a headlock, and Lorenzo Hayes quickly throws him to the ropes! Larson bounces off the ropes.... OH!! BIG SPINEBUSTER BY LORENZO HAYES!!

Vic Canon - He goes for the quick cover... 1.... Wait a minute! Dimitrius Bastard is on the apron! The ref is distracted, he's going over to see what the hell Dimitrius wants! .....It sounds like Mr. Bastard is complaining about an illigal move...?

Eddie Sensation - WHAT?! All there has been is a spinebuster! And last time I checked, THAT'S LEGAL!

The Informer - You're right Eddie... Dont mind Dimitrius, he's a little slow!

Vic Canon - Now WaR CrYmE is walking over towards Dimitrius Bastard! Uh oh! Don't tell me they're going to scrap already!

Eddie Sensation - Nope! It looks like WaR CrYmE is keeping a short distance between them, just incase Dimitrius Bastard wants to try something like that again!

The Informer - Lorenzo Hayes picks up Brodie Larson. He scoops him up... Bodyslam! Lorenzo Hayes is going to the top rope! He jumps...... NO! Larson moved out of the way!

Vic Canon - Larson gets to his feet! He picks up Hayes, kicks him in the gut, and PLANTS HIM with a Piledriver! He goes for the cover... 1.... 2.... No! Lorenzo Hayes kicks out!

Eddie Sensation - Larson picks up Hayes again, and throws him to the ropes! Lorenzo Hayes bounces off the ropes, and runs back into... OH NO!! SLEEPER!!

The Informer - Brodie Larson has a sleeper hold applied! This could be it for Lorenzo Hayes!

Vic Canon - OH NO!! DID YOU SEE THAT?! WAR CRYME CRAWLED INTO THE RING AND NAILED BRODIE LARSON WITH A LOW BLOW!!!

Eddie Sensation - HA!! WHAT A RAT!!!

The Informer - WaR CrYmE is in trouble now! Dimitrius Bastard is after him!

Vic Canon - They're chasing each other around the ring! Meanwhile, IN the ring, Lorenzo Hayes and Brodie Larson are BOTH out on the mat!

Eddie Sensation - LOOK OUT!!!! OH!!!!

The Informer - DIMITRIUS BASTARD JUST THREW WAR CRYME INTO THE STEEL STEPS!!!

Vic Canon - THAT'S GOING TO LEAVE A MARK!!!

Eddie Sensation - Shut up, Canon!

The Informer - HAHAHA! Brodie Larson and Lorenzo Hayes are slowly getting to their feet!

Vic Canon - And so is WaR CrYmE on the outside!

Eddie Sensation - Oh shit! Now WaR CrYmE is chasing after Dimitrius Bastard! ...Bastard slides into the ring, and WaR CrYmE follows!

The Informer - Wait! The ref has WaR CrYmE held back in the corner! He's telling WaR CrYmE to get out! Meanwhile, behind his back, Dimitrius Bastard is laying the boots on Lorenzo Hayes!!! TURN AROUND REF!!!

Vic Canon - Brodie Larson is up! Dimitrius is telling him to hold Lorenzo's arms, and he does so!

Eddie Sensation - Brodie is holding Hayes, and Dimitrius Bastard is taking a running start!!

The Informer - LOOK OUT!!! .....OH NO!! HAYES DUCKED, AND DIMITRIUS BASTARD JUST NAILED HIS OWN PARTNER!! HE CAN'T BELEIVE WHAT HE JUST DID!!!

Vic Canon - LORENZO HAYES TURNS AROUND, AND CLOTHESLINES DIMITRIUS BASTARD OVER THE TOP ROPE!

Eddie Sensation - Larson is up! Lorenzo Hayes turns around, and NAILS him with a clothesline! Larson gets up again.... OH!! ANOTHER CLOTHESLINE BY LORENZO HAYES!!

The Informer - Lorenzo Hayes is pumped! ...And now he's going to the top rope!

Vic Canon - LOOK OUT!! DIMITRIUS BASTARD IS ON THE APRON!! OH!!!! HE JUST KNOCKED LORENZO OFF HIS BALANCE, AND HAYES LANDED ON HIS.... welll, you know!

Eddie Sensation - LOOK OUT!! OH!!! WAR CRYME JUST NAILED DIMITRIUS BASTARD WITH A CHAIR!! HE JUST COLLAPSED TO THE GROUND!!!

The Informer - Look in the ring! Brodie Larson is climbing to the top rope! He's got Lorenzo Hayes up there!

Vic Canon - Larson lifts him.... OH!!! GERMAN SUPLEX, INTO A PIN!!! 1.... 2....... 3!!!!

Eddie Sensation - LARSON WINS!!! LARSON WINS!!!

Chris Myers - And the winner of this match, "Wild Thing" Brodie Larson!

The Informer - WOW, what a great match, and a great win for Brodie Larson!

Vic Canon - Larson and Bastard are getting the hell out of here! They've had enough of the Iconz of Perfection for one night!

Eddie Sensation - Uhhh, what does this light mean?

The Informer - It means we have to take a commercial, you idiot!

Thurston Howell - Yeah Robby I lost at the Pay Per View, but I wasn't beaten. I dominated that damn match until Nuno hits me with a steel chair once again. I am really sick of this crap that Nuno pulls every freaking time I step in the ring. Nuno I don't like you, I hate your damn guts you Polish freak!! This time when we step in the ring tonight this will be the last time I look at your ugly face anywhere near me because I will show how much better I am then you and how much more "Psycho" I am then you too. Is this a Number 1 Contenders Match, who the hell knows, go ask Tom for that answer, but if you want to know if this will just be a brutal beating, just watch and find out!

Rob DiMarco - Are you at all worried about Rocky Blonde being a possible factor in this match?

Thurston Howell - Rocky Blonde, plain and simple, is a bigger piece of shit then Nuno! This young punk thinks he is all good and great, but in reality he sucks damnit! You are a disgrace to ever wear that North American Championship, I mean millions of people watch the EWA every week, but when your match comes on it is always time for a bathroom break! So Rocky you want to stick your nose in my business again, well then just do it, I am daring you to. Because as soon as I beat Nuno for the last time I will kick your ass again, it doesn't matter when tonight, tomorrow, next Tuesday, but just remember to bring the EWA North American Championship because that is MY belt and it will be another belt controled by the 3D!!

Rob DiMarco - Lets send it over to Rachel Stevens!

Nuno Nitrowalawitz - Neither...

Rachel Stevens - Care to explain?

Nuno Nitrowalawitz - Rachel, this will be a lesson for Thurston Howell... A lesson he will NEVER forget!! The lesson started at the Pay Per View, and tonight, I FINISH HIM.

Rachel Stevens - But, aren't you at all worried about the "Psycho" side of Thurston Howell?

Nuno Nitrowalawitz - Psycho side?! AHAHHAHA!! YOU GOTTA BE JOKING!!! Thurston Howell is a snobby, cocky, non-talented peice of shit! Did you ever hear the REAL story, of how Howell got this nickname?!

Rachel Stevens - Umm, no...

Nuno Nitrowalawitz - Well, since you're an unprivledged little girl, I will tell you! One day, Howell got pissed off. He grabbed a steel chair, and swung it around. Luckily, it hit someone who wasn't expecting it.........

Rachel Stevens - Uhh, that's it?

Nuno Nitrowalawitz - Yup!

Rachel Stevens - Well, that doesn't sound too psycho to me...

Nuno Nitrowalawitz - EXACTLY!! FINALLY, someone agree's with me!! I'd love to chit-chat Rachel, but I have an ass kicking to go dish out...

Rachel Stevens - Back to you guys at ringside!

["Sugar" by System Of A Down blasts through the speakers, as "FreakShow" Nuno Nirtowalawitz steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

Chris Myers - And his opponent... standing 6'4" and weighing in at 248 pounds, from Greenwich, Conneticuit, "The Psycho" Thurston Howell!

["Break Stuff" by Limp Bizkit blasts through the speakers, as "The Psycho" Thurston Howell steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

The Informer - And Nuno charges at Howell!!

Vic Canon - OH! SPEAR BY NUNO!! Now Nuno is throwing lefts and rights! What's gotten into this guy?!

Eddie Sensation - He's pissed, Vic!

The Informer - Nuno bounces off the ropes... Elbow Drop! NO! Howell moves!

Eddie Sensation - AHAHAH!! WHO THE HELL DOES AN ELBOW DROP?!?! AHAHHAHA!!!!

The Informer - Easy there Eddie... Howell picks up Nuno, and throws him to the ropes.... OH!! LARIAT BY THURSTON HOWELL!! He goes for the cover... 1.... 2.... No! Nuno kicks out!

Vic Canon - Howell picks up Nuno again.... REVERSE DDT!!

Eddie Sensation - HAHHAHAHAHA!!!

The Informer - What's so funny, Eddie?!

Vic Canon - Are you still laughing at the elbow drop?

Eddie Sensation - AHAHAHHA!! YES!! AHHAHAHA!!!

The Informer - Take it easy man... It was an elbow drop!

Vic Canon - Thurston Howell picks Nuno up again... He throws him to the corner, OH! Nuno hits the corner hard! The FreakShow comes stumbling out of the corner, Howell bounces off the ropes.... OH!!!

Eddie Sensation - RUNNING BULLDOG!!

The Informer - Nice move by Howell!

Vic Canon - Uh oh! Howell is calling for The Syndicate!

Eddie Sensation - I thought they were dead?!

The Informer - Not that Syndicate, you idiot!

Vic Canon - He sets up Nuno....

Eddie Sensation - .....OH!!!!

The Informer - HE NAILED IT!! HOWELL GOES FOR THE COVER... 1.... 2.... 3!!!

Chris Myers - And the winner of this match, Thurston Howell!

Vic Canon - LOOK OUT!! HERE COMES ROCKY BLONDE!!!

Eddie Sensation - TURN AROUND HOWELL!!!

The Informer - OH!!! ROCKY BLONDE JUST NAILED HOWELL WITH THE NORTH AMERICAN TITLE SQUARE IN THE HEAD!!!

Vic Canon - AND NOW BLONDE IS SETTING UP HOWELL ON THE TOP ROPE!!

Eddie Sensation - What's he going to do?!

The Informer - ....HE NAILED IT!! ENTRANCE TO PARADISE!!!

Vic Canon - THURSTON HOWELL ISN'T GOING TO LIKE THIS AT ALL!! HE'S GOING TO GO CRAZY!!!

Eddie Sensation - CRAZY?! Nope... He's going to go PSYCHO!!

The Informer - We have to take a commercial break... Don't go away!

Fallen Angel - Man, I don't give a rats ass who's on my side. Brink can do whatever he wants in that ring... That's why he's the guest referee. But if he, in any way, hinders my assault on Thorn, then he's gonna go down as well. I don't have a problem with Thorn, and I don't have a problem with Brink... It's just business, baby. However... I have no problem with beating the life out of Thorn, and I have no problem with putting Brink in hospital if he does anything to piss me off. You know how it is, Rob... Nobody likes a guest referee... They'll always try to steal the spotlight, and they get a kick out of screwing up someone's "battle strategy"... I know, I love to do that shit. But when I'm in the ring filling the gap on a Tuesday Night Heat card, then I'm gonna fill the gap perfectly, and that's that. Brink can try to help me if he wants, but if he lays a finger on either myself or Thorn, I'm gonna make sure he won't be fit to referee a local Friday night cock-fight.

Rob DiMarco - Chris Jericho has been released from the hospital, but he has yet to return to an EWA event! Do you think tonight will be his returning night?

Fallen Angel - Yeah probably... That'd be Jericho's idea of fooling everybody. He's real intelligent, young Chris. I can read his mind, you know, Rob?

Rob DiMarco - Yeah?

Fallen Angel - Yeah... Right now he's sitting in a bar, having a drink with Mandi, "The Boar Of What-For". He's looking at his watch, and whining about how he's gotta start making his way here so he can come out during my match with Thorn and clobber me with... Oh... Let's say... A steel chair. Mandi's coming up with more and more shit as to why Jericho MUST hate me. He's gonna wander down the ramp, come running at me, expect me not to notice him, and try to jump me. But Jericho's like an open book. Everyone knows what he's doing, what he's thinking, and how good he thinks he is. But he's just trash, and he can come down here if he wants, but no-one's gonna care, because Jericho is just so... Boring. Nobody wants to see Y2J rock a mic... They wanna see him face me in the ring, and watch him BURN, BABY, BURN!!!

Rob DiMarco - Lets send it to Rachel Stevens, who is with The Brink!

The Brink - Rachel... Has anyone ever known me to be fair? Do you seriously believe, that since I hate this guy all that much, that I'm going to treat him with the utmost respect? Is that what you think?

Rachel Stevens - Well.. ugh.. No

The Brink - Ah.. ok then, we're making progress... Here, give me that fucking mic.. I want to see how you like it.. camera guy, start over.. *Waits a few seconds* Ladies and gentlemen... Here with me now, is everyone's favorite EWA Interviewing bitch, Rachel Stevens! Now Rachel, we all know that the only reason you got this job is because of your "assets"... but what everyone wants to know is... Are you giving Tom head on the side?!

Rachel Stevens - STOP IT! STOP IT!

The Brink - I'll take that as a YES... Now, another thing.. You obviously have a ghetto booty.. does that help with you getting a promotion around here?

Rachel Stevens - NO! I'm out of here!! I can't take this!

[Rachel runs out of the hallway, crying as she vanishes. Brink looks down, to find a little note card.. he picks it up, and begins to laugh.. He then looks up at the camera, and sticks his chest out in the air.. then speaks with a feminine voice.]

The Brink - Well then Brink, what will you do if Thorn lays a finger on you? And are you going to use your power to your advantage to throw Thorn around?

[He changes the tone of his voice, and switches to the other side... and begins to speak.]

The Brink - Well Rachel.. since you put it so kindly.. and ever so sexily.. I'll actually answer you.. If Thorn happens to put his grubby hands on me, I'll break his fingers.. that simple. And about using my power to thrown him around.. No, I won't do that.. haha.. he uses that as an excuse too much already.. wouldn't want to give him any more to bitch about.. would I?

[Brink switches poses once again, and picks up the mic.]

The Brink - Thanks Brinky.. Back to you, Rob!

Thorn - Well no duh... dipshit. Thanks for making that theory for us Sherlock. You don't think I know this? You don't think I've thought about it all week?! I HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT IT ALL WEEK!! I know how f-cked I am, I know that I can't come out of this match with a win. I know that The Brink hates me. I know that he is going to be a biased referee and I know that no matter what I do, no matter how much effort I put into it and how far I go and how much hell I beat out of Fallen Angel... that notch in the win column will go under the name Fallen Angel... not Thorn. Yeah... it does make me mad, it does piss me off, but it's something you've got to deal with, because I KNOW that I'm going to have my chance, I KNOW that one day, The Brink and I will actually step into the ring, and the bell will actually sound, and I will actually get the win, when I nail his ass with the Crown of Thorns, or I leave him Despondent like the piece of trash that he is. So when you state the obvious I hope you realize that it just makes me hate you THAT much more for making this room 10 times stupider... as hard as it may seem with some of the people in this fed...

Rob DiMarco - Will you hesitate you knock out The Brink if he interferes in this match?

Thorn - It's simple Rob D. Hesitation is a weakness, hesitation shows that you don't want to hurt the person, that you don't want to bash there f-cking brains in... Hesitate is something that I won't do...

Rob DiMarco - Lets send it to ringside!

["Prosthetics" by Slipknot blasts through the speakers, as Kimberly Wolf and Fallen Angel step out from behind the curtain and head towards the ring.]

Chris Myers - And now, the Special Guest Referee of this contest... from Charlotte, North Carolina, The Brink!

["No Leaf Clover" by Metallica blasts through the speakers, as The Brink steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

Chris Myers - And finally... standing 6'1" and weighing in at 201 pounds, from Sacramento, California, Thorn!

["From This Day" by Machine Head blasts through the speakers, as Thorn steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

The Informer - Check this out guys! Thorn isn't taking his eyes off of The Brink! I don't think he trusts him, even as the referee!

Vic Canon - Well, would you?

Eddie Sensation - I sure as hell wouldn't!

The Informer - OH! Fallen Angel kicks Thorn in the gut... PILEDRIVER! He goes for the pin... 1, 2.... Kickout! Did you see that guys?! The Brink just fastcounted Thorn, but he kicked out!

Vic Canon - I could have told you he was going to do that!

Eddie Sensation - HA, you tell him Vic!

The Informer - Fallen Angel throws Thorn to the ropes... A clothesline attempt was ducked by Thorn! Thorn bounces off the ropes... Spinning Heel Kick!! ...LOOK OUT! Thorn is going to the top rope!!

Vic Canon - High risk move coming up! Thorn jumps...... OH!!! OH MY GOD!!! DID YOU SEE THAT IMPACT?!

Eddie Sensation - HELL YES!!!

The Informer - MY GOD FOLKS, THE BRINK JUST INTERCEPTED THORN IN MID AIR AND PLANTED HIM WITH A SPINEBUSTER IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!! THE IMPACT OF THAT WAS AMAZING!!

Vic Canon - Fallen Angel is crawling over... He's going to try for the pin!

Eddie Sensation - LOOK!! IT'S JERICHO!! CHRIS JERICHO IS RUNNING DOWN HERE!!!

The Informer - JERICHO SLIDES INTO THE RING, AND KICKS FALLEN ANGEL IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD!! HE LIFTS HIM TO HIS FEET..... OH!!!! JERICHO JUST NAILED FALLEN ANGEL WITH THE EXTREME TITLE RIGHT IN HIS FACE!!!!

Vic Canon - OH NO!! FALLEN ANGEL IS BUSTED OPEN!!

Eddie Sensation - CHECK OUT THE BRINK!! HE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT JERICHO!!! HE'S LETTING HIM DO WHATEVER HE WANTS!!

The Informer - JERICHO RUNS TO THE ROPES..... OH!!! ASAI MOONSAULT!!! HE NAILED IT!!!

Vic Canon - JERICHO IS PULLING THORN ON TOP OF FALLEN ANGEL, AND NOW CHRIS JERICHO IS GETTING THE HELL OUT OF HERE VIA THE CROWD!

Eddie Sensation - LOOK! Thorn has the pin! But Brink isn't counting!!!

The Informer - Here he goes! Brink is VERY SLOWLY making his way down to the mat!! The Brink slides his hand under both of Fallen Angel's shoulders, and counts.... ONE!!

Vic Canon - The Brink checks both shoulders again..... TWO!!!

Eddie Sensation - IS HE GONNA COUNT THE THREE?!?!

The Informer - BRINK CHECKS BOTH SHOULDERS.......... WHAT THE HELL?!?! THE BRINK JUST GOT UP, AND IS LEAVING THE RING!!! HE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT THE MATCH!! HE GOT WHAT HE WANTED, AND THAT IS A PEICE OF THORN!!!

Vic Canon - DAMMIT! This was GOING TO BE a good match, until The Brink ruined it! ...Wait a minute... Thorn is up! And he just noticed that he's on top of Fallen Angel, and that The Brink is gone!

Eddie Sensation - HA! THORN IS LEAVING TOO!!

The Informer - He doesn't know what the hell happened!

Vic Canon - And neither do I!! What's the official ending of this match?! Who is the winner?! WAS THIS A MATCH?!

Eddie Sensation - Dont look at me like that.... I dont know!

The Informer - My guess is that it's a No Contest... But we'll leave that to the EWA suits to argue! We've gotta take a quick commercial break! DONT GO AWAY!! COVINGTON VS. ZED IS NEXT!!!

Cody Covington - I really don't understand him. Almost EVERYONE is talking about how me and the Hustler have been having one of the best "wrestling feuds" here in the EWA... which isn't too common around here anymore. Why just vacate the title out of nowhere like that and drop a tournament for it again?! That's WAY PLAYED out! Who wants to see that sh*t again?! But hey ... all of that's predictable here in the EWA. To tell you the truth I really don't think Tom wants me to be the World Champion. I'm not his "dream" EWA World Champion. I'm not his "poster boy" like BrinK and ZeD. Maybe its just because the fact I never felt like getting in the guys way.... I know that Stone is one evil mother fuuuu... AH! You just can't trust him that's all. That's the main reason I've never wanted to be involved with him at all... I always had this theory in my mind that a TRUE champion should "EARN" the World Title without having ties with the corporate side of a federation. But now its all over..... the "morals" are now being thrown out the window. I now realize that you have to TAKE ... because if you just wait around all the time like I used to do nothing will ever come of it. I don't want to go down as one of the shortest world champions ever..... that's just too damn embarrassing! I shouldn't have even lost the title in the first place! I was being a consistent champion..... it was such a rush ... but that was all taken from me ... so from now on.... I guess I'm just going to have to lower myself to TAKING things in my own hand instead of waiting around forever and getting screwed with some more..... I'm not going to be around here in the EWA much longer if I keep on getting held back ... this shit has happened to me inside and out my whole damn time in this place ... so expect an ATTITUDE change from everyone's favorite "Technical Wrestler!"

Rob DiMarco - We all know about Tom Stone's relationship with Zed, and it's not a pretty one! According to what you just said, do you think Tom Stone is going to purposely cost you the match tonight?

Cody Covington - Are you stupid or something, Rod?

Rob DiMarco - What are you talking about?

Cody Covington - If your going to interview me at least have more intelligence than a hermit crab! Please repeat the question ... maybe this time you will CATCH on to your stupidity......

Rob DiMarco - Oh all right! [sighs] We all know about Tom Stone's relationship with Zed, and it's not a pretty one! According to what you just said, do you think Tom Stone is going to purposely cost you the match tonight? Cody.... I don't understand....

Cody Covington - Your hopeless man! I could give you a spot on the Pussy Posse if you'd like?

Rob DiMarco - No, thanks.

Cody Covington - First your talk about Stone's "shaky" relationship with ZeD.... and then ask me if I think Tom will try and cost me the match.... WHERE ARE YOU BRAINS AT ROBBY?! Stone hates both me AND ZeD.... why would he just cost me the match when he could cost "BOTH" of us the match?!

Rob DiMarco - ................

Cody Covington - You have to use that brain more often. I hate to admit it but Tom Stone is a mastermind. He KNOWS what he is doing. He could very well cost us both the match so none of us could even advance. I'm just going to have to take precautions..... I have to watch my own ass in this hell hole! But one thing is for sure ... heed this advice Tom, if you want to be safe because if you come in the ring so help me God. You can take this one to the BANK...... "You'd better watch out, because when C4 hits you, your world will be B-L-�-W-N ~ A-P-A-R-T!"

Rob DiMarco - Back to you guys at ringside!

Vic Canon - And, 3 of the 6 have been the EWA Heavyweight Champion in the past! This tournament should bring some great wrestling, and tough competition!

Eddie Sensation - Enough talk, lets get it started!

Chris Myers - This next match is scheduled for one fall, and is a First Round Match in the EWA Heavyweight Title Tournament! Introducing first... accompanied to the ring by GeniPher, standing 6'6" and weighing in at 283 pounds, from Miami, Florida, "Crystal Clear" Cody Covington!

["My Own Summer (Shove It)" by Deftones blasts through the speakers, as GeniPher and "Crystal Clear" Cody Covington step out from behind the curtain and head towards the ring.]

Chris Myers - And his opponent... accompanied to the ring by Tracey Lane, standing 6'5" and weighing in at 270 pounds, from Chicago, Illinois, Zed!

["Personal Jesus" by Depeche Mode blasts through the speakers, as Tracey Lane and Zed step out from behind the curtain and head towards the ring.]

The Informer - Both men are ready, and are circling the ring!

Vic Canon - They lock up!

Chris Myers - Introducing next...

Eddie Sensation - Wait a minute... What the hell is going on??

Chris Myers - The SPECIAL GUEST REFEREE of this contest...

The Informer - WHAT?!?!

Vic Canon - WHO IS IT?!

Chris Myers - The EWA Owner, TOM STONE!!

[The EWA Theme blasts through the speakers as Tom Stone makes his way out from the backstage area. He comes to the ring dressed in a referee shirt, and a smile on his face.]

Eddie Sensation - HAHAHA!! STONE IS GOING TO BE THE REF!!!

The Informer - OH MAN!! THIS DOESN'T LOOK TOO GOOD FOR ZED!!

Vic Canon - Stone calls for the bell, and there it is! This match is now officially underway!!

Eddie Sensation - This is going to be great!!!

The Informer - Zed and Cody lock up! Zed throws Covington to the ropes... He bounces off the ropes, and Zed NAILS HIM with a powerslam! Zed goes for the pin... Stone SLOWLY counts... 1....... 2...... No! Covington with the easy kick out!

Vic Canon - Zed just muttered something to Tom Stone, but I couldn't make it out! Stone is laughing! He loves seeing Zed suffer!

Eddie Sensation - Much like I like to see you suffer, Vic!

The Informer - Easy Eddie... Zed picks up Covington, and throws him to the corner! Cody hits the tournbuckle hard!

Vic Canon - Zed runs into the corner, and sets up Covington for a belly-to-back suplex! Zed lifts him...... YES!! RELEASE BELLY-TO-BACK SUPLEX! And now Zed is going to the top rope!

Eddie Sensation - Uh oh! Look out Stone, he might "accidentally" hit you!

The Informer - Zed is waiting on the top for Covington to get up!

Vic Canon - ....and Covington is up! Zed jumps.... OH NO!!

Eddie Sensation - HAHAHA!! STONE JUST PUSHED COVINGTON OUT OF THE WAY, AND ZED HIT THE MAT....... HARD!!! HAHAHA!!

The Informer - TOM STONE IS EVIL!! I don't know HOW THE HELL you could hate someone that much!

Vic Canon - Cody Covington throws Zed to the ropes! Covington catches him... GORILLA PRESS SLAM!!! And now Cody Covington is going to the top rope!

Eddie Sensation - Uh oh!! Lets see what Stone does this time!!

The Informer - I doubt he'll do anything, Eddie...

Vic Canon - Cody Covington is on the top rope! Zed is getting up to his feet.... WAIT A MINUTE..... OH NO!!! ZED JUST THREW TOM STONE INTO THE ROPES, AND CODY COVINGTON LOST HIS BALANCE BECAUSE OF IT!! STONE TUMBLED OUT ONTO THE FLOOR, AND ZED IS LAUGHING!!!

Eddie Sensation - HA!! WAY TO GO ZED!!!

The Informer - HERE COMES TOM STONE! HE ROLLED BACK INTO THE RING! Wait a sec... what's Stone doing?! He's digging in his boots for something..... OH NO!! STONE HAS BRASS KNUCKLES!!! ZED DIDN'T SEE HIM GRAB THEM!!

Vic Canon - ZED IS SETTING UP COVINGTON FOR AN UNFORGIVEN OFF THE TOP ROPE!!! ZED HAS HIM IN POSITION.... STONE SWINGS.... OH!!! OH NO!!! ZED NAILED COVINGTON WITH THE UNFORGIVEN OFF THE TOP, BUT ON HIS WAY DOWN, ZED WAS STRUCK WITH THE BRASS KNUCKLES BY TOM STONE!!

Eddie Sensation - HA!! BOTH GUYS ARE OUT!!!

The Informer - DOES THIS LOOK FAMILIAR, OR WHAT?! TOM STONE IS THE REFEREE, BOTH MEN ARE OUT, AND STONE IS COUNTING THEM BOTH OUT!!! THIS IS WRONG!! DONT COUNT THEM OUT, STONE!! DON'T DO IT!!

Vic Canon - LOOK!! IT'S THE HUSTLER!!! HE JUST CAME OUT FROM THE CROWD!! HE'S GOT A STEEL CHAIR!! .......WHAM!!! OH MY GOD!!! OH..... MY..... GOD!!!

Eddie Sensation - AHHHH!! THE HUSTLER JUST NAILED STONE WITH THE STEEL CHAIR!!!

The Informer - THE HUSTLER JUST GOT EVEN FOR WHAT STONE DID TO HIM AT THE PAY PER VIEW!!! THIS IS INSANE!! NOW ALL THREE MEN ARE OUT!!! I CAN'T BELEIVE THIS!!!

Vic Canon - CODY COVINGTON IS UP!! HE SEE'S THAT ZED IS DOWN, HE SEE'S THAT STONE IS DOWN.... AND HE'S GOING FOR THE COVER!!!

Eddie Sensation - BUT THERE'S NO REFEREE!!!

The Informer - HERE COMES EWA REFEREE LANCE KING!!! HE'S MAKING THE COUNT... 1......... 2......... OH!!! ZED KICKED OUT!!! ZED KICKED OUT!!!

Vic Canon - I CAN'T BELEIVE IT!!!

Eddie Sensation - THIS IS INSANE!!

The Informer - Wait a minute... What the hell is Lance King doing?!

Vic Canon - He's looking for some water to revive Stone with! And he found some! WAKEY WAKEY STONE!!!

Eddie Sensation - HA! DID YOU SEE STONE SIT UP?! THAT WATER MUST HAVE BEEN FREEZING COLD!!

The Informer - FINALLY, we have restored order in this match!! Tom Stone is back up, and he doesn't look too happy about that huge bump on his forehead!

Vic Canon - Covington is up on his feet! Zed is crawling around, trying to get up! Covington approaches Zed.... OH NO!! INSIDE CRADLE BY ZED!!! BUT TOM STONE ISN'T COUNTING THE PIN!!!

Eddie Sensation - OH SHIT!! LOOK AT STONE!! HE'S ROLLING THEM AROUND SO THAT ZED'S SHOULDERS ARE DOWN!!! AND NOW HE'S COUNTING!!!

The Informer - 1... 2.... 3!!!

Chris Myers - The winner of this match, and therefore will advance to the Semi Finals... "Crystal Clear" Cody Covington!

Vic Canon - CODY COVINGTON HAS WON, BUT ONLY WITH TOM STONE'S HELP!!

Eddie Sensation - ZED IS SHOCKED!! HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED!

The Informer - AND LOOK AT TOM STONE!! HE'S RUNNING OUT OF HERE IN FEAR OF HIS LIFE!!!

Vic Canon - AND ZED IS CHASING AFTER HIM!!! MY GOD, THIS NIGHT JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER AND BETTER!!

Eddie Sensation - Yeah, and we STILL have Nick against Chandler, AND Thrylla against Dino!

The Informer - Right, Eddie! RIGHT AFTER this commercial break, Serial Thrylla will take on Dino Delsante for the EWA International Title! DONT GO AWAY!

Vic Canon - I'm moving.

Eddie Sensation - No, you dumbass! The next match! I thought we were going to have to wait until June to see this match!

The Informer - Well, Eddie, you do have a point. Expressed yourself rather interestingly, but nonetheless, you do have a point. Just two weeks ago, Serial Thrylla made his return to the EWA. Not long before that, "The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante announced that not only was he having a big summer card, The Cornerstone Invitational, but also, he wanted a piece of D-F-A! Well, upon his return, Thrylla accepted "The Cornerstone's" challenge. So the match is set. Friday, June 16, Serial Thrylla will meet "The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante in the main event. But, tonight, we get a preview of that very match! And it should be a barnburner!

Vic Canon - Let's go backstage to Rachel Stevens with the Master of DFA, Serial Thrylla!

Serial Thrylla - Dino, tonight is the first and final confrontation. You're not going to live to see your birthday, or your June invitational. I'm walking out of this arena tonight with your life and the EWA International Title. Dino, your genie granted your first wish, because I accepted for June 16th.. So rub that bottle again and pray you got one more left.. because it'll take divine intervention to keep me from wiping the ring with your greasy ass.

Rachel Stevens - Also, last week on Heat, we saw Reckless storm into your house and leave you laying on your back! Do you think he will strike again tonight? And if he does, will you be prepared?

Serial Thrylla - Reck... you had me doin the dead man's float last tuesday night. But.. it's only a matter of time before I tie this bitch up, watch your back.. In just a few minutes, I'm going to make an example out of Dino so be sure to take copious notes Reckless.. because Homicide is from the heavens and Death.. Come From.. Aboooovvveee...........!

Rachel Stevens - Over to you, Rob!

The Informer - Strong words by the Challenger! And yes, this is for the EWA International Championship. Serial Thrylla would love to win the International Championship in his first official wrestling match since returning to the EWA.

Eddie Sensation - And Thrylla can do it! But, he's not going up against some green rookie! He's going up against the leader of the 3D! He is facing the two-time International Champion! He's facing "The Cornerstone!" Rob Di Marco is with Dino Delsante in the locker room area!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - They know who I am. Just get to it.

Rob DiMarco - Right. Dino, you're about to step into the ring with possibly the most lauded champion in EWA history. You have to be a little bit---

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - Nervous? Not at all. See, Rob, this is what I do for a living. I wrestle. I fight. I hurt people. Serial Thrylla? He does the same thing. He gets paid to make people limp. What do I have to be nervous about? Because he's a legend? Because, in many people's eyes, he's a god? I called Serial Thrylla out for the Invitational for a reason and it's this; I am destined to be the next EWA World Champion. If I am to be the best, I must not only take on the best, but I must also beat the best. And that is my intention. To go into the ring, and take everything he has.

Rob DiMarco - Aren't you afraid that you'll lose your International Title?

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - I don't plan on losing the International Title. I'm not counting on ring rust. I'm not going to wait for a mistake. I'm going full throttle and I'm going to drop the Steel Curtain on Serial Thrylla's plans!

Rob DiMarco - Tracey, you must be pleased. You have all three members of the 3D in the World Title hunt!

Tracey Lane - I am, but right now, we're going to go to the ring and prove that when a lion leaves the jungle, he loses his edge. And Serial Thrylla�

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - Tracey, you're staying back here.

Tracey Lane - What?!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - You're staying in the dressing room with Zed and Howell. End of conversation.

Tracey Lane - I'm your manager! You can't do this!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - I need to do this on my own. So make sure Zed and Thurston stay in the back no matter what.

Rob DiMarco - Uh, back to you, Informer.

The Informer - Well, their pre-marital bliss might seem shaky, but Dino Delsante is about to step in the ring with a wrestler who might very well have no equal.

Eddie Sensation - Well, the "Wrestler with No Equal" is about to face the "Pound for Pound Best Wrestler in the World." GOD, I'M EXCITED!!

Chris Myers - This next match is scheduled for one fall, and is for the EWA International Championship! Introducing first... standing 6'2" and weighing in at 237 pounds, from Syracuse, New York, Serial Thrylla!

["Serial Thrilla" by Prodigy blasts through the speakers, as Serial Thrylla steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

Vic Canon - I've got two words for you; "All" and "business." Thrylla's first match in his return to the EWA, and it's for a major championship title.

Eddie Sensation - Yeah, but he's got to be thinking about Reckless, too! I mean the guy attacked him in his own home! ON HIS FRONT PORCH, NO LESS!

The Informer - Well, I got to say, that was a heinous attack by a man who's not even in the EWA! Reckless has made his presence known at two EWA events, and he's not even in the EWA. One has to think that Commissioner Di Nardo has his eye on that wrestling superstar.

Chris Myers - And his opponent... standing 6'3" and weighing in at 235 pounds, from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, the EWA International Champion, "The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante!

["Down" by Stone Temple Pilots blasts through the speakers, as the EWA International Champion, "The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

The Informer - "The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante is here! And he's going solo! This match is about respect for him!

Vic Canon - I also think that this match is a test for "The Cornerstone." He is dead set on the vacant World Title, and he is slowly, but surely, moving up in the polls as the favorite to win the Title at No Fear.

Eddie Sensation - Look at the look on Thrylla's face. He is dead serious! He's burning a hole in "The Cornerstone!"

The Informer - And Delsante is not smiling. He is giving Serial Thrylla a few looks that kill, as well. Dino is not only dead set on the World Title, but he's determined to keep the International Championship.

Vic Canon - Wait a minute... umm, call security! Some fan is getting in the face of Dino Delsante!

Eddie Sensation - GET SOME DAMN SECURITY OUT HERE!!!

The Informer - SHH!! Shut up!! I want to hear what they're saying!!

Dino Delsante - ...And who the hell are you?!

Unknown Fan - The name is Romeo Blue, and who the hell are you?!

Dino Delsante - Im Dino Delsa--

Romeo Blue - NO, YOU'RE A TRAITOR!!!

Dino Delsante - huh?

Romeo Blue - YOU'RE A DEFILER!!! YOU MAKE ME SICK!!!

Dino Delsante - [With a confused look on his face.] What the hell are you saying??

Eddie Sensation - FINALLY, HERE COMES SECUIRTY!!! HA!!! LOOK AT HIM RUN!!!

The Informer - Well, this "Romeo Blue" person has just ran off through the crowd.... Lets get back to the match...

Vic Canon - Right... I know we never really do this, but look at the "Tale of the Tape," if you will. "The Cornerstone" is one inch taller, but Thrylla has a few pounds on him. And looking at Serial Thrylla, it's all muscle.

The Informer - Boy, you could cut the tension with a knife right now. These fans are getting a match that they thought they wouldn't see for another two months! The jaws are "jacking," and the words are flying!

Eddie Sensation - And the bell has sounded!

Vic Canon - And these two unbelievable athletes are circling each other. Trying to pick their shot. Neither one wanting to make a mistake. Collar and elbow tie up! This one is underway! Thrylla backing Delsante up. They're in the ropes. Referee calling for the break and they're not breaking up! Dino now backs off the ropes and he's backing Serial Thrylla up! Thrylla is in the ropes and Lance King is calling for the break again! King is now stepping in between both men! He's trying to pry them apart! And� they break!

The Informer - Lance King doing the right thing and warning both men that if they don't break when he says, he'll disqualify the both of them!

Eddie Sensation - I say let it go! Let them fight!

The Informer - WAIT A MINUTE!! HERE COMES RECKLESS!!!

Vic Canon - HE'S GOT A HOCKEY STICK IN HAND, AND HE'S FLYING DOWN THE ENTRANCE RAMP!!!

Eddie Sensation - Ahhh! Serial Thrylla doesn't see him coming!!

The Informer - Reckless grabs Thrylla by the ankles, and pulls him out of the ring! Reckless swings the hockey stick...

Vic Canon - NO!! Thrylla ducked, and Reckless broke the hockey stick on the ring pole!

Eddie Sensation - LOOK OUT!! NOW THRYLLA IS THROWING LEFTS AND RIGHTS!!

The Informer - OH!! CLOTHESLINE BY RECKLESS!! SERIAL THRYLLA WENT DOWN HARD!!

Vic Canon - AND NOW RECKLESS IS BACKING OFF, AND WALKING TOWARDS THE BACKSTAGE AREA!

Eddie Sensation - WHAT A CHICKEN!!

The Informer - No, Eddie! I think he's trying to loor him in!

Vic Canon - And it's working! Serial Thrylla is up, and he's chasing after Reckless!

Eddie Sensation - Get a camera back there!!

The Informer - We'll keep you updated on the situation as we get information!

Vic Canon - This is a war, right here in the EWA!

Eddie Sensation - Dino Delsante is on his feet... He has no idea what just happened!!!

Vic Canon - Wait a minute!!! The lights just shut off!!!

The Informer - There�s that creepy music, and sure enough...there�s that mysterious logo!!!

Vic Canon - What the hell does all this mean???

[Slowly, an eerie green glow rises seemingly from the floor and illuminates the stands of the arena, leaving only the ring still engulfed by the blackness. Suddenly the PA system comes to life with the pulsing intro of �Time Bomb� by Godsmack, and the fans start buzzing with anticipation. Just as the song explodes into the first chorus, four neon green pyrobombs go off on the entrance platform, and the house lights come back on.]

Eddie Sensation - THERE�S YOUR ANSWER, VIC! STANDING IN THE RING... IT�S NOMAD!!!

[Nomad is standing in the middle of the ring behind Dino Delsante. He�s wearing a black �NoMaD� logo shirt from the old days, black jeans, and black steel-toe stomping boots. Over this, he�s wearing his classic tattered black trenchcoat. His mid-length dirty blonde hair is hanging down over his eyes, which are hidden behind his black Swiss Army sunglasses. His face is engraved with a look of pure anger, as per usual.]

The Informer - HOLY SHIT!!! THE CROWD IS GOING WILD, BUT DINO DOESN�T SEE HIM!!!

Vic Canon - NOW HE DOES, INFORMER! HE JUST TURNED AROUND, AND ATE A SUPERKICK FROM NOMAD!!! DELSANTE FELL BACKWARDS, AND NOW HE�S TIED UP IN THE ROPES!!!!!!

The Informer - And Nomad is asking for a mic!!!

[Nomad strides over to Dino, and bends down so the two men are face to face, mere inches away from each other. Nomad raises the microphone to his lips, and begins to speak.]

Nomad - Hey, Dino Delsucky...make sure you watch this tape when your ass WAKES UP!!!

Eddie Sensation - DAMN! NOMAD JUST PLANTED A SPIN-KICK RIGHT IN THE JAW OF DINO DELSANTE!!!

Vic Canon - COULD IT BE...?!?!?! YES, HE�S SETTING HIM UP!!!

[Nomad pulls Dino Delsante from the ropes, drags him into the corner, puts him up on the top rope, and climbs up after him. Delsante is perched on the top rope facing in toward the ring, and Nomad is standing on the top rope facing the crowd. Nomad gets Dino in a front facelock, then tosses him over his left shoulder. Nomad carries through the momentum, dropping Delsante in a spinning aerial DDT off the top rope.]

The Informer - THERE IT IS!!! THE JOURNEY�S END!!! GOODNIGHT, DINO DELSANTE!!!

Eddie Sensation - DINO JUST FOLDED IN HALF!!! And now Nomad�s got the mic again!!!

Nomad - You know, I hate to jump on the bandwagon like this, but...I�M BAAACK!!!

[The crowd pops huge, the fans are jumping and screaming like crazy.]

Nomad - As I�m sure all you diehard Extreme Wrestling Association fans know, I�ve never followed the leader. I�ve never done something just because everyone else was, or because they wanted me to. You think I came back because I saw all the heat Chandler, Brink, Thorn, and Thrylla were getting?! FUCK NO.

Nomad - I was sitting back one night, when I got a call from an old friend. He told me that my old EWA buddies were back in town, stirring shit up. Well, I decided to flick on the TV and give it a look-see. And I have to say, it was great to see Thrylla back in the ring, and see Chandler verbally kicking everyone�s ass. I won�t lie, I felt pretty nostalgic. But I didn�t want to come back. I left this company for a few damn good reasons. I wasn�t pleased with the management, I had nothing left to achieve...hell, I was bored. I had more than enough money stashed away, so I left. Plain and simple. Since then, none of those things have changed. I still don�t care much for Tom Stone, and I don�t have anything more to prove. I had no reason to come back. At least, that�s what I thought.

Nomad - But then, amidst the Thrylla and Chandler I was enjoying so much, I saw my old title... the EWA International Title. And quite frankly, I was absolutely fucking disgusted. It�s being tossed around like a salad. It�s being slapped on the waist of anyone thin enough to wear it. That�s BULLSHIT. DINO FUCKING DELSANTE?!?!?! This ass-wiping fuckbucket thinks he�s EWA International Title material?! HA!!! Who was the first International Champion? Nomad. Who was the best International Champion? NOMAD. Cody Covington?! Yeah, right. Thrylla already put this kid in his place, so I won�t even go there right now. Fallen Angel?! Oh, please. I had the gothic angle going way before your scrawny ass showed up, kid, so get the hell out.

Nomad - I fought TNT in the first truly memorable feud in this company, and I beat him 1-2-3 every time we met. I defended that title against anyone who wanted a shot. I gave that fucking belt CREDIBILITY. Dino Delsante...you can�t claim that. And you never will. Why, you ask? Simple. Because you don�t deserve that damn belt, and you never will. Hell, it�s a stretch for you to even get the North American Title. How in the fuck did someone as bad as you get into the 3D in the first place?! Seriously, dude...you�d better get on your knees and pray every night, because your career is riding on luck. And the second God decides he�s had enough fun toying with your sorry ass, you�re headed straight for the gutter along with Al Capone and �Big D� Cal Davis.

[The crowd bursts into cheers in support of their overly-angry gothic icon.]

Nomad - Why did I come back? Simple. I CAME TO TAKE BACK MY FUCKING TITLE. Every damn belt in this federation used to shine, literally and figuratively. But now...you can shine �em up all you want, but you�ll never get rid of the thick layer of proverbial shit. The OFC Title had more credibility then than the World Title has now. And, for all you non-history buffs, the OFC champ was friggin� CROMWELL. Where is he now, huh? Where is Cromwell now?! Exactly my point. Most of today�s viewers never even heard of him. And speaking of flash-in-the-pan disposable dime-a-dozen bargain bin champions....Hustler? The World Champ?! That�s the biggest disgrace this company has ever seen. No offence, Hustler, but you suck. You couldn�t beat a punching bag. Dino Delsante, the International Champ? Riiight. �The Cornerstone�? Of what?! If you actually think about it, you�re actually not the cornerstone of anything. Pick a damn moniker that makes some sense. Rocky Blonde, the North American Champion? Jesus H Christ, dude, you�re the worst of a bad lot!!! Just shoot yourself in the face and save us all a lot of grief. Chris Jericho, the Extreme Champion? Sorry, but that just sucks. Jericho has a lot of potential, but he�s the most non-hardcore bitch I�ve ever met.

Nomad - This is the saddest championship lineup the EWA has ever seen. The smartest thing to do would be to strip all the titles, and ritually kill all the former champions. But that ain�t gonna� happen, so I�m here to do the next best thing. Dino Delsante...kiss that belt goodbye. I�m taking it back. Why am I so confident? Why am I so cocky? Because I have every right to be. I step in this ring, and I impress. I KICK ASS. Win or lose, my opponent doesn�t leave this ring the same. They leave knowing why I�m a former two-time EWA International Champion. They leave knowing why I�m a former EWA World Heavyweight Champion. They leave knowing why so many people are afraid of me. Know why?! BECAUSE THEY SHOULD BE. I�m the man who ended Brink�s streak. I beat TNT four times in a row. I beat Chandler AND Serial Thrylla in the first ever Hell On Earth match for the World Title. You rookies can list off your second-hand credentials till you�re blue in the face, but it will NEVER stack up to mine.

Nomad - Dino Delsante...sweet dreams, cunt rag. Make sure you get plenty of rest, because I�m gonna� wear your ass out with the amount of beatings I give you. Oh, yeah, and one more thing...PACK YOUR BAGS, FUCKBUCKET, �CAUSE I�M GONNA� TAKE YOU TO YOUR�

[The crowd erupts, screaming �JOURNEY�S END!!!� in unison with Nomad. Nomad tosses the mic over his shoulder, and vaults over the top rope down to the floor. He hops over the guardrail, and leaves the arena through the cheering crowd.]

Vic Canon - WHAT A MOMENT, FOLKS!!! NOMAD IS BACK IN THE EWA!!!

Eddie Sensation - THIS IS AMAZING!!! THE ENTIRE OLDSKOOL IS BACK IN THE EWA!!!

The Informer - WE HAVE TO GO TO A COMMERCIAL, FANS, STAY RIGHT THERE!!!

Vic Canon - LOOK OUT!!! FROM BEHIND THE WATER COOLER, IT'S SERIAL THRYLLA WITH A HOCKEY STICK!! WHAM!! THAT'S ALL SHE WROTE FOR RECKLESS!!

Eddie Sensation - WHERE ARE THE POLICE?!!? ASSAULT!! ASSAULT!!

The Informer - Thrylla broke that hockey stick right over the back of Reckless! What the hell is he doing now? Oh my god.. He just threw Reckless into wheel barrell. He's wheeling him out the back of the arena!!!

Serial Thrylla - You think you're some fancy shit motherf*cker!?!?!? YOU WANTED A GOD DAMN WAR!?! AND NOW YOU GOT ONE.

[A city garbage truck is conviently parked next to a dumpster, which is being unloaded by the city workers.]

The Informer - NO.... HE'S NOT GOING TO......

Serial Thrylla - 2 to 2 RECK... TIE FUCKIN BALLGAME!!!!!!

[Serial Thrylla dumps the unconscience body of Reckless into the garbage truck.]

The Informer - OH MY GOD... THE TRUCK IS DRIVING AWAY!!!!!!!! RECKLESS JUST GOT TAKEN OUT WITH THE TRASH!!!

Vic Canon - Tonight he sleeps at the city dump!

Eddie Sensation - Who the hell does Thrylla think he is?! Duke "The Dumpster" Drosey?!

Chandler - ...He's dead.

Rob DiMarco - Uhhhhh....okay...This obviously isn't going to be a match, which ends in a pin... Do you think Nick will snap first?? And if he does, will you be prepared for his attempted assault??

[Chandler shoves DiMarco to the ground, out of the way, and pulls an Arabian Spike out of his jeans. He stares at the camera...]

Chandler - AM I READY?!?!?! AM I FUCKING READY?!?!?! I'M GONNA INITIATE THE FUCKING ONSLAUGHT, DAMMIT, AND TONIGHT...TONIGHT DIAMANTE FUCKING DIES!!!!

Chandler - ......CUT!

The Informer - Damn, isn't that unfortunate!

Vic Canon - Wait, hold on a second� I'm being told there's some sort of disturbance going on� where is it? Backstage?

Eddie Sensation - No, they're saying something is going on in the parking lot?

The Informer - What?

[A cameraman on foot runs out to the parking lot and begins to look around franticly. Just moments later, the feed picks up a shot of Nick Diamante in the parking lot with a big, red container of gasoline! He's unscrewing the lid�]

The Informer - HEY! WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING WITH THAT GASOLINE??

Vic Canon - I HAVE NO CLUE, BUT KNOWING NICK, IT CAN'T BE GOOD!

Eddie Sensation - HEY! I THINK I KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON! RIGHT IN FRONT OF DIAMANTE� ISN'T THAT CHANDLER'S CAR??? That's '97 Chevrolet S-Gator manufactured right in Chandler's hometown of Shreveport! That is his car!

The Informer - OH MY GOD, THAT IS CHANDLER'S CAR! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE??

Vic Canon - I CAN TELL YOU EXACTLY WHAT'S GOING ON HERE! NICK DIAMANTE HAS THAT GASOLINE, AND HE'S JUST ABOUT READY TO TORCH CHANDLER'S CARD!!

Eddie Sensation - HAHAHA!! LOOK!! LOOK!! NICK IS POURING THE CONTAINER ON GASOLINE ALL OVER THE CAR!!! HAHAHAHA!!

The Informer - NEVER IN MY LIFE HAVE I SEEN AN INDIVIDUAL SO� SO�

Vic Canon - INSANE?????

The Informer - INSANE AND OBSESSED! THAT'S WHAT NICK DIAMANTE IS! HE'S A LUNATIC, AND HE'S OBSESSED WITH TAKING CHANDLER OUT ONCE AND FOR ALL!

Eddie Sensation - YEAH, HE'S INSANE� HE'S OBSESSED� AND HE HAS A BOX OF MATCHES IN HIS HANDS!!

[Just then, the cameraman gets taken out and knocked down from behind�]

The Informer - Hey! What's going on?? Has someone just attacked our cameraman?

Vic Canon - It appears so!

Eddie Sensation - Well! Get up you dirty bastard!

[As the cameraman regains his position, we can now see that Chandler has run all the way out to the parking lot and has attacked Diamante�]

The Informer - THERE'S CHANDLER!!! THERE'S CHANDLER!!

Vic Canon - OH MY GOD!! CHANDLER RAN OUT TO THE PARKING LOT JUST BEFORE DIAMANTE COULD SET HIS AUTOMOBILE ON FIRE! HE EVEN KNOCKED DOWN THE CAMERAMAN WHO WAS IN HIS WAY!

Eddie Sensation - GODDAMN! CHANDLER AND DIAMANTE ARE GOING AT IT!! BUT THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE WRESTLING INSIDE OF THE RING! NOT OUT IN THE PARKING LOT!

The Informer - EDDIE! DO YOU WANNA BE THE GUY TO GO DOWN THERE AND TELL THEM DIFFERENTLY??

Eddie Sensation - HELL NO!

Vic Canon - OH MY GOD!!! CHANDLER JUST IRISH-WHIPPED NICK DIAMANTE INTO THE SIDE OF THE EWA EQUIPMENT TRUCK!!

Eddie Sensation - THIS IS INSANE!! GUYS, IN THE EWA'S LONG HISTORY, DO YOU KNOW OF ANY 2 MEN THAT HAVE HATED EACH OTHER MORE THAN THESE 2 DO??

The Informer - NO WAY! THESE MEN HONESTLY WANT TO KILL EACH OTHER! AND WE SAW SO LAST WEEK WHEN DIAMANTE ACTUALLY TRIED TO STAB CHANDLER WITH A KNIFE! THAT WAS HORRIBLE!

Vic Canon - OH NO! DIAMANTE JUST GRABBED CHANDLER BY THE HEAD AND SENT HIM INTO THAT ENTRANCE DOOR TO THE ARENA! HEAD FIRST!

Eddie Sensation - HAHAHA!! GOOD! THAT'S WHAT THIS CAJUN IDIOT NEEDS!! MORE PAIN! MORE PUNISHMENT!!

The Informer - Both men are re-entering the arena now! My God! I really hope this one actually ends up in the ring!

Vic Canon - Hey, that's right! This one hasn't even started! I mean, our official Lance King is down there trying to convince these guys to get back to ringside, but until they actually get into the ring, this match hasn't begun!

Eddie Sensation - Backstage, there's so much crap laying around! One of these guys is gonna get hurt, and I hope it is Chandler!

The Informer - OH, GOOD LORD!! WITH CHANDLER ON THE FLOOR, IT LOOKS LIKE DIAMANTE� YES, OH MY GOD!! DIAMANTE HAS ONE OF THOSE HUGE LIGHTING APPARATUSES!!! STAGE LIGHTING!!

Vic Canon - NO!! HE WOULDN'T DARE ATTACK CHANDLER WITH THAT!!?? WOULD HE???

Eddie Sensation - WHAM!! OH YEAH BABY!!! HE SURE AS HELL WOULD!!! DIAMANTE JUST TOOK THAT HUGE POLE AND SNAPPED IT IN 2 OVER CHANDLER'S BACK!! Chandler is lucky there was no power going through that thing! He would have been fried!

The Informer - NICK HAD CHANDLER BY THE HAIR� YES, AND IT LOOKS LIKE THEY'RE FINALLY COMING BACK THIS WAY!

Vic Canon - NO!! CHANDLER IS SENDING SOME BIG ELBOW THRUSTS TO THE RIBS OF DIAMANTE!!

Eddie Sensation - HOLY CRAP!!! STOP THIS IDIOT!!! CHANDLER IS GOING BUCK-WILD ON DIAMANTE WITH RIGHT HANDS!!

The Informer - JUST LIKE THAT, CHANDLER IS BACK IN CONTROL OF THIS ONE!!!

Vic Canon - THEY'RE BACK OUT HERE IN THE ARENA!! LISTEN TO THESE FANS!! THEY'RE GOING INSANE HERE!!

Eddie Sensation - NO!!!!! NO!!!!!!!! STOP THIS IDIOT!!! HE'S GONNA BUST DIAMANTE WIDE OPEN!!! WIDE OPEN WITH THOSE DAMN PUNCHES!! REF, DISQUALIFY THAT IDIOT!!!

The Informer - OH MY GOODNESS!!! CHANDLER JUST RAMMED NICK'S HEAD RIGHT ON THAT STEEL BARRICADE!!!

Vic Canon - AND LOOK AT THE FANS!!! THEY'RE LOVING EACH AND EVERY SECOND OF THIS!!! THIS IS THE EXTREME WRESTLING ASSOCIATION AT IT'S BEST!!! IT'S VERY BEST!!!

Eddie Sensation - NO IT'S NOT!!! THIS CAN'T HAPPEN!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!

Vic Canon - YES!!! THE BELL HAS RUNG!!!

Eddie Sensation - NOW YOU CAN DISQUALIFY THIS DELINQUENT!!!!

The Informer - FOR WHAT??? DIAMANTE WAS THE ONE WHO JUST ATTEMPTED TO BURN CHANDLER'S CAR!!! HE'S THE DELINQUENT!!!

Vic Canon - CHANDLER TOSSES DIAMANTE TO THE ROPES� DIAMANTE COMES BACK WITH A CLOTHESLINE, NO!! CHANDLER DUCKED IT!!!! HIROSHIMA!!!!!!!!!!!!! HIROSHIMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CHANDLER HAS DIAMANTE IN HIROSHIMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE'RE NOT GOING TO NEED A PAY PER VIEW MATCH TO DECIDE THIS ONE!!!!!!!! BECAUSE CHANDLER HAS DIAMANTE IN HIROSHIMA RIGHT NOW!!!! AND DIAMANTE IS GOING DOWN!!!

Eddie Sensation - NO!!!!!!!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOOK AT DIAMANTE STRUGGLE!!!!!!!!! THAT'S A CHOKE HOLD DAMNIT!!!!!!!!!! REF, HE'S CHOKING DIAMANTE!!!!!!!!! DISQUALIFY HIM!!!

The Informer - THE REF IS INDEED CHECKING TO SEE IF THIS IS A CHOKE HOLD!!! NO!!! HEY!!! WHAT THE HELL!!! NICK DIAMANTE JUST KICKED THE REF!!! WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON HERE??

Vic Canon - HE KICKED THE REF JUST SO HE WOULDN'T BE FORCED TO SUBMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!

Eddie Sensation - DAMNIT!!! NICK, YOU GOTTA GET OUT OF THERE!!! HE'S GONNA CHOKE YOU OUT!!!!

The Informer - HEY, HEY!!! THE REF IS GETTING UP, AND HE'S THROWING THIS ONE OUT!!!

Vic Canon - WHAT?????? WHY???????

Eddie Sensation - BECAUSE CHANDLER IS CHOKING DIAMANTE!!!!!

Chris Myers - Ladies and gentlemen, the referee has disqualified Nick Diamante! The winner of this match is Chandler!

The Informer - CHANDLER HAS ONE BY DQ!! AND HE JUST TOSSED DIAMANTE OUT OF THE RING!!!

Vic Canon - THIS VICTORY IS GOING TO GIVE CHANDLER ALL THE MOMENTUM AND BRAGGING RIGHTS GOING INTO NO FEAR!!! DIAMANTE IS ON THE OUTSIDE, AND HE'S PISSED!!!

Eddie Sensation - I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!!! THIS IS ALL WRONG!!! THE REF SHOULD HAVE DISQUALIFIED CHANDLER FOR CHOKING DIAMANTE!!!!

The Informer - THAT'S NOT TRUE!!! HIROSHIMA IS NOT A CHOKE HOLD!!! IT'S ONE OF THE MOST DEVASTATING SUBMISSION HOLDS IN THE BUSINESS!!!!

Vic Canon - AND NICK DIAMANTE FELT THE WRATH OF IT TONIGHT!!!

Eddie Sensation - IT'S GONNA BE A WHOLE LOT DIFFERENT AT NO FEAR, DON'T YOU WORRY!!! DIAMANTE IS GONNA KILL THAT CAJUN IDIOT!!!

The Informer - Hey, Diamante has a microphone! What's going on!??

Vic Canon - We've got officials all over the place here! And they're trying to escort Nick out of here!

Eddie Sensation - He's on the ramp, but it looks like he's got something to say! Let's listen up!

Nick Diamante - CHANDLER, YOU SUNNUVABITCH!! YOU SEEM TO LIVE OFF OF THAT STUPID CHOKE HOLD, HUH??? YOU WANNA TRY AND CHOKE ME OUT EVERY DAMN TIME YOU SEE ME??? FINE, I SAY LET'S RAISE THE STAKES A LITTLE BIT!!

The Informer - What's he talking about??

Nick Diamante - NO FEAR� CHANDLER AND DIAMANTE� YOU WANNA CHOKE ME OUT AND MAKE ME TAP??? THAT JUST AIN'T HAPPENING!!!

Vic Canon - I think he's lost it! He's mumbling over� nothing! Hiroshima has scrambled his brains!

Eddie Sensation - QUIET!!

Nick Diamante - RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW CHANDLER� I'M ISSUING YOU A CHALLENGE FOR NO FEAR! SINCE YOU SEEM INTENT ON HEARING ME SAY I QUIT� WHY DON'T WE JUST MAKE THIS MATCH AN "I QUIT" MATCH!!! IN YOUR HOME TOWN AT NO FEAR� I'M GONNA MAKE YOU SAY "I QUIT" IN FRONT OF ALLLLLLLLLL YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY, YOU STUPID CAJUN F*CK!!

The Informer - MY GOD!!! AN "I QUIT MATCH"????? TO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE, NIETHER OF THESE MEN HAVE EVER SUBMITTED IN THEIR ENTIRE CAREERS!!

Vic Canon - THIS IS INSANE!!! IN CHANDLER'S HOME TOWN, THERE'S A CHANCE HE MIGHT BE FORCED TO TELL DIAMANTE HE QUITS!!

Eddie Sensation - HAHAHAHA!!! I CAN SEE IT NOW!! CHANDLER WILL BE SENT BACK TO THE ORIENT WITH HIS TAIL TUCKED BETWEEN HIS LEGS!!! HAHAHA!!

The Informer - CHANDLER HAS THE MIC!

Chandler - HEY, NICK�I GOT ONE BETTER FOR YA' YOU FUCKING BASTARD. ME AND YOU�AT NO FEAR�IN MY HOME TOWN, ME AND YOU. FUCK THE "I QUIT" SHIT!!! I'm going to make you do something much, much worse. At No Fear, ON PAY-PER-VIEW, Nick�I'm going to make you do the one thing�THE ONE THING THAT WOULD MAKE YOU ABSOLUTELY SICK! You and me, IN AN "I RESPECT YOU" MATCH!!! THAT'S RIGHT, AN "I RESPECT YOU!" MATCH. Both of us will have mics, and, ha, Nick, the first one to make his opponent say those magic words is the winner. So after I beat you senseless with every goddamn crude object known to man and lock on -HIROSHIMA-, the most feared move in this whole fucking business, you're gonna be on laying like the dead carcass you fucking are, screaming "OH YES MR. CHANDLER, THOU ART HOLIER THAN ME, I RESPECT YOU, I'M A BIG FUCKING FAGGOT LOSER!!!" and THEN you will know that when the wisemen said the prophet had arrived to slain Diamante�THEY�WEREN'T..FUCKING�LYING!!!!!

Vic Canon - DIAMANTE LOOKS PISSED!!! BUT HE'S NODDING!!! I THINK DIAMANTE IS ACCEPTING THE CHALLENGE!!

The Informer - MY GOD FANS!!! AT NO FEAR, IT'S GONNA BE HELL!!! DIAMANTE AND CHANDLER IN A FIRST EVER "I RESPECT YOU!" MATCH!! WHAT A NIGHT IT'S GONNA BE! FOR CANON AND SENSATION, THIS IS THE INFORMER SAYING GOODNIGHT!