Rachel Stevens - Wow! What a night NC-17 "Pure Violence" 2000 was! Welcome wrestling fans to a very special all-interview show here in the EWA! That's right, it's time once again for EWA Tuesday Night Heat: The Aftermath! For the next hour, Rob DiMarco and I will reflect on the events of "Pure Violence" while getting word from many of the top wrestlers in the EWA! Rob, what did you think of NC-17 "Pure Violence" 2000 on Sunday?

Rob DiMarco - Boy, you know what Rachel? That event far surpassed my expectations! It was full of great action, excitement, and it served as and ending point for a lot of issues between a lot of wrestlers!

Rachel Stevens - Indeed it did! And at the same time�

[Suddenly, the camera feed jerks a little bit and Rachel Stevens stops speaking as both her and Rob focus on an area right behind the camera man. Nick Diamante enters the area and interrupts. He is wearing a new EWA "Chandler FEARS Diamante" t-shirt underneath his leather jacket, a pair of blue jeans and black boots�]

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Listen, I don't care what the hell is going down right now� are we live? Are we live country to country, coast to coast?

Rob DiMarco - Uh� yes, yes we are Nick�

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - GOOD! BECAUSE I'VE GOT SOMETHING TO SAY!

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - SHUT UP! And you know what? While you're at it� QUIT CALLING ME "THE DIAMOND STUD"! I'm just about SICK and TIRED of being forced to be some high-class, rich, cocky sunnuvabitch! I AM NICK DIAMANTE� THE ONLY MAN WHO CAN RIGHTFULLY CLAIM TO BE "THE WORLD'S MOST HATED WRESTLER"� and that's all I'll ever be!

Rob DiMarco - But Nick�

Nick Diamante - I SAID SHUT THE HELL UP, ALRIGHT! No, no� as a matter of fact, maybe I can get something out of ya. DiMarco, explain to me in your opinion what happened in my match last night with Fallen Angel.

Rob DiMarco - To the best of my recollection�

Nick Diamante - THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT! Clayton F'N Chandler took it upon himself to display those 10th grade shop class skills of his by intentionally tampering with the official ladder in my match! Why?! SO THAT IT WOULD CRUMBLE UNDER ME AS I CLIMBED TO THE TOP! What does that mean, Rachel?

Rachel Stevens - I guess it means�

Nick Diamante - WRONG! IT DOESN'T MEAN THAT I LOST MY CONTRACT AND I WON'T BE WORKING HERE ANYMORE! YA WANNA KNOW WHAT IT MEANS!?

[Diamante suddenly goes quite and looks to the floor as his strokes his goatee. He looks up with a smile on his face, and a look that could kill in his eyes�]

Nick Diamante - It means that Nick Diamante is back! No, not "The Diamond Stud" character that you've had shoved down your throats for the past 8 months! No! This is Nick Diamante� the man who returned to this company 8 months ago with the intention on putting Clayton F*ckin' Chandler OUT OF THE WRESTLING BUSINESS! Who runs this show around here, Rob?

Rob DiMarco - You do, Mr. Diamante!

Nick Diamante - [Laughs] You're a damn idiot, but a pretty good kiss-ass, DiMarco! I said who runs this f*cking show� Heat� The Aftermath� this show we're putting on the air right now!

Rachel Stevens - That would be Jo�

Nick Diamante - I don't care who it is, damnit! Right now, at this very second� I want whoever the hell is running the show back in the truck to play a tape of "Beyond The Line '99"� yeah, the last EWA pay-per-view before this place came crumbling down! There's a little shoot in there from Clayton Chandler that I want the world to see!

Rachel Stevens - I understand the crew in the truck is working on it� yes, we have that footage for you!

Nick Diamante - Then play it, damnit! I don't have all night!

Rob DiMarco - August 1st, 1999 fans� Beyond The Line '99 from The Extreme Wrestling Association�

[The footage begins to play�]

Chandler - When I first came into the EWA, it was fun. It was enjoyable. The angles were fresh, the faces were fresh, and the fans were loving it. Now, now it's just.... nothing. We are no longer the Extreme Wrestling Association, you might as well call us the Extremely Dead Wrestling Association. Stone, if you're not gonna try and give it you're all, then why should we? WHY SHOULD THESE FANS?!?! They shouldn't, and that's my point.

Chandler - I've been an EWA exclusive wrestler longer than ANYONE ever in this feds history. The only reason I never jumped is one word, loyalty. But what is there to be loyal too now? I mean, damn people, there's nothing left. The once great empire has crumbled. The EWA is on life support. What should we do? Continue to suffer? ....or pull the plug? IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT STONE?!?!?! YOU WANNA DESTROY WHAT I CREATED?!?!?! Fine. Do it. Just don't half-ass it like you are now. It's not worth it.

[In the studio, the screen splits into 2 with a live feed of Diamante, Stevens and DiMarco watching the monitor inside the studio and the PPV footage on the other half�]

Chandler - Let me ask you people something. You ever heard of DOA Pro Wrestling? Yeah, you know, Nick Diamante's company. The group that recently folded and is now defunct. Many of you know Diamante's ties with the EWA, and his role in making this fed what it is. Well, with him closing up shop, he was back on the market, and him and Stone came to an agreement that Nicky D would come back to the EWA later this year and give it one more run... maybe try to help rebuild the fed like he helped build it before. Well fans, Diamante sold out. The last guy who could maybe save the fed sold out. That's sad. That's very, very, sad. IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT NICK?!?!?! YOU WANT TO BE LIKE STONE?!?!?! YOU WANT TO BE LIKE "THEM"?!?!?! YOU WANT TO BRING THIS FED DOWN, YOU WANT TO BRING ME DOWN?!?!?! FUCK YOU NICK DIAMANTE!!! FUCK YOU TOM STONE!!! And, dammit, here's one for someone who deserves it. FUCK YOU FANS, FUCK YOU!!!!!! You Play as much a part in this as anybody.

[Diamante starts talking�]

Nick Diamante - That's it! Stop it right there! I've seen enough! For the last 8 months I have watched that piece of footage over and over again before I crashed in my bed� and every damn night it pisses me off more! CHANDLER� WHO THE HELL SAID YOU HAD ANYTHING TO DO WITH THE EWA's SUCCESS ANYWAY?? Right there at Beyond The Line '99� YOU TRIED TO TAKE CREDIT FOR MY WORK!! WHILE YOU AND STONE RAN THE EWA SIDE-BY-SIDE, THE PLACE DAMN NEAR CRUMBLED! I return� AND LOOK AT IT NOW! THIS PLACE F*CKIN' ROCKS!

Rob DiMarco - Nick, please� we're live�

Nick Diamante - Clayton Chandler� when you returned to the EWA at Any Means Necessary, you tried to walk into the company that I BREATHED A BREATH OF LIFE INTO, AND YOU TRIED TO TAKE CREDIT FOR ALL MY MONTHS OF LOYAL WORK AND DEDICATION! I'll be damned� I'll be damned you ungrateful little BITCH! No more� no more� it ends here� it ends now!

Rachel Stevens - But Mr. Diamante� why?

Nick Diamante - WHY WHAT? WHY WHAT? YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A CLUE, STEVENS! NOBODY HAS A CLUE ABOUT ANYTHING ANYMORE! THIS IS BETWEEN ME AND CHANDLER, AND IT'S OVER PROFESSIONAL JEALOUSY! It's a little know fact that when I decided to return to the EWA in September of 1999, I did it because I wanted to get revenge on that Cajun piece of crap! But what happened? IT SEEMS THAT WHEN TOM STONE DECIDED TO CLOSE THE DOORS ON THE EWA FOR A FEW MONTHS, CHANDLER WASN'T BACK FOR THE RE-OPENING! WAS HE????

Rachel Stevens - Nick�

Nick Diamante - WHO SOLD OUT NOW CHANDLER, HUH???!!! WHO SOLD OUT???!!! EVERYDAY OF MY LIFE I EAT, SLEEP, BREATH AND LIVE EWA!! WHEN I TAKE A CRAP IN THE MORNING, THE TURDS I LEAVE BEHIND IN THE BOWL ARE SHAPED IN THE DESIGN OF THE EWA LOGO!

[The director of the show steps out in front of the camera�]

EWA Producer - Mr. Diamante, I'm sorry, but we're going to have to go to commercial now.

Nick Diamante - YEAH!? WELL I THINK IT CAN WAIT!

[Diamante sends the producer to the ground with a vicious right hand! Rachel Stevens can be heard screaming in the background as she and Rob DiMarco run off the set�]

Nick Diamante - Clayton Chandler� Extreme Wrestling Association� I want you to listen, and I want you to listen damn well! This morning, I met with Tom Stone� and yes, I signed a new contract in the EWA. It's another very interesting concept that we had put down in writing. I told Tom Stone to cut the crap! I'm not here for money� I SIGNED A CONTRACT WITH THE EWA THIS MORNING WHICH AGREES TO PAY ME ABSOLUTELY NO MONEY� EVER! There's one stipulation on it� Sunday, May 21st� Shreveport, LA� No Fear� Chandler� you and I� one-on-one� the first time� and by my hand, IT'LL BE THE LAST TIME! You stupid little f*cker� you wanna get my attention and single ME OUT?! I SAY IT'S THE LAST DECISION YOU'LL EVER MAKE BY YOUR OWN POWER! SOON, YOU'LL BE LAYING IN SOME HOSPITAL BED, AND THE ONLY DECISION YOU'LL BE ABLE TO MAKE ON YOUR OWN WILL BE WHEN THE NURSE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANNA PISS IN A PAPER CUP OR A PLASTIC CONTAINER! From this day forward Nick Diamante is alive once more� and I'm here for one reason� Tonight, I SAY FUCK THE 3 DIMENSIONS OF WRESTLING! I DON'T NEED THEIR HELP! I DON'T WANT THEIR HELP! Delsante� Zed� Howell� Lane� stay the hell� just stay the hell away� STAY THE HELL OUT OF MY ISSUES WITH CHANDLER, BECAUSE IF YOU STICK YOUR NOSE IN MY BUSINESS, YOUR ASSES OFFICIALLY BECOME FAIR GAME! AND I WILL NOT BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR MY ACTIONS!

[The producer that Diamante attacked moments earlier begins to stand up. Diamante notices him�]

Nick Diamante - And Chandler� this one if for your Cajun sell-out ass!

[Diamante sneaks up behind the producer and locks on Chandler's devastating submission hold finisher, HIROSHIMA! Screaming and yelling can be heard in the background. Diamante's face becomes red with rage as he begins to yell�]

Nick Diamante - CHANDLERRRRRRRRR!!!!! DIE!!!!!!!! DIE CAJUN!!!!!!! DIE!!!!!!!!!! YOU WANNA PLAY GAMES!!!!!! CHANDLERRRRRRRR!!!!!! YOU WANNA PLAY GAMES???? WELL WELCOME TO MY WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU'RE GONNA DIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! DIE, CHANDLER!!!!!! DIE!!!!!!!!

Rachel Stevens - Welcome back to Tuesday Night Heat: The Aftermath fans... And we here at the EWA are terribly sorry for what just happened!

Rob DiMarco - I don't know what's taken over The Diamond Stud...

Rachel Stevens - That's Nick Diamante, Rob!

Rob DiMarco - Yeah, right...

[Tom Stone walks in through the back door of the studio, and takes a seat.]

Rob DiMarco - Welcome Tom, and thanks for being here!

Tom Stone - No problem, Rob!

Rachel Stevens - Lets get straight to business! Tom... why did you do what you did at NC 17 "Pure Violence" 2000??

Tom Stone - Rachel, take a look at the list of EWA Heavyweight Champions. Names like Serial Thrylla, Nomad, Chandler, The Brink and Zed are on that list. Then you have people like The Hustler and Cody Covington.... DISGRACES to the EWA! I'll be open with you guys... The EWA's TV Ratings during Heavyweight Title Matches have been VERY low as of late. I never understood why, until I steped into the ring last Sunday. Those two couldn't respond to a 10 count! How the hell do they deserve to be The EWA Heavyweight Champion?!

Rob DiMarco - But Tom, after a long match, you get tired!

Tom Stone - Long match?! HA!! Were you watching the same match I was?! The only thing entertaining about it was the Reckless attack on Serial Thrylla, Chandler and Nick Diamante's brawl, and when I came to the ring! Other then that, the fans were DEAD! They HATED that match!

Rachel Stevens - Well where is this heading?? What's next for the EWA Heavyweight Title??

Tom Stone - As always Rachel, I have a plan!! Rob, how do you know who's the best wrestler, when you have a roster of over fourty wrestlers??

Rob DiMarco - I don't know...

Tom Stone - YOU MAKE THEM ALL FIGHT!! You make them SWEAT, you give them PAIN, and you make them BLEED!!

Rachel Stevens - And how are you going to pull that off?!

Tom Stone - Simple! A Tournament!

Rob DiMarco - True... VERY TRUE!!!

Tom Stone - Tonight, on Tuesday Night Heat: The Aftermath... I am officially announcing a EWA Heavyweight Title Tournament! This tournament will have 6 participants, and has somewhat confusing rules... So listen closely! The 6 participants are Dino Delsante, Zed, Fallen Angel, Chris Jericho, Cody Covington and The Hustler! I have organized 3 One Fall Matches, with each match happening 1 week apart on random Tuesday Night Heat's. The winners of these 3 matches will advance to the next round.

Tom Stone - This is where it gets confusing... There will be a Triple Threat Match on the May 16th Tuesday Night Heat edition, which is 5 days before the May Pay Per View, entitled No Fear! In this Triple Threat Match on May 16th, will be the three participants which won in their first round matches. These 3 Men will have ANOTHER Triple Threat Match at No Fear, FOR the EWA Heavyweight Title!

Rachel Stevens - So then why are they having a Triple Threat Match on the Tuesday Night Heat before they pay per view??

Tom Stone - Good question. The winner of the Triple Threat Match on May 16th gets to choose what the stipulations of the Triple Threat Heavyweight Title Match at the Pay Per View will be! It can be ANYTHING they want! I am not going to say no to anything! If this person advances in the tournament and wins all their matches up to the pay per view, they deserve to pick what match they will be wrestling in! THIS is how you seperate the Men from the Boys! THIS is how I will find a deserving champion!

Rob DiMarco - WOW!! THIS IS BIG!!! Tom, thanks for being here! We've got to take a commercial break! Don't go away!

Rob DiMarco - Welcome back to Tuesday Night Heat folks! And MY GOD, what an episode we have had ALREADY! Just moments ago, Tom Stone announced that there will be a 6-Man Tournament to crown a new EWA Heavyweight Champion! The brackets go as follows...

Rob DiMarco - Now we're going to try to get a word with ALL of the participants of this tournament, starting with Cody Covington!

Voice - HelllllEWWW!

Rob DiMarco - Ohh God! Divine, put Covington on.... This is Rob DiMarco, live on Tuesday Night Heat: The Aftermath!

Divine - What's in it for me??

Rob DiMarco - To tell you the truth.... nothing! Just put him on please!

Divine - He's sleepin', Robby! Hold on....

[The phone clatters to the ground..... SLAP! A moan emits from Divine's mouth as Cody picks up his phone....]

Cody Covington - What the hell do you want?! I'm trying to f*cking sleep!

Rob DiMarco - Ok, fine... I'll make it quick! Tom Stone vacated the belt last Sunday on the PPV when both you and the Hustler couldn't make it to your feet, how does this make you feel??

Cody Covington - ..............

Rob DiMarco - Oooookay! Earlier tonight, Stone set up an EWA World Title Tournament... You have been included in it! In the first round, you'll be taking on Zed! What is your reaction to this??

Cody Covington - Who cares..... Fuck Stone..... and Fuck Zed too.......

Rob DiMarco - HEY! Watch the language! We're live!

Cody Covington - FUCK OFF!

[Cody Covington hangs up, and Rob DiMarco is left in shock!]

Rob DiMarco - Who the hell pissed in his Corn Flakes?!

Chris Jericho - Hello Jerky, Your hero is speaking!

Rachel Stevens - Hi Chris! This is Rachel Stevens, from the EWA! I was just calling to inform you that Tom Stone has set up a Tournament for the EWA Heavyweight Title, and you're in it! In the first round, you'll be taking on Fallen Angel! What is your reaction to this?

Chris Jericho - Fallen Who? Oh you mean Limp Dick Angel! I can't wait to get my hands around his scrawny little neck. After all the crap he tried to pull on me, it['s about time he got a beating that he will NEVER E-E-EVER forget!

Rachel Stevens - What about the Extreme Title?? Will you contine to defend it??

Chris Jericho - Of course! Who gives a rats ass about Tim Sperm's little tournament to determine his new puppet?! I don't give a flying slim jim!

Rachel Stevens - Well Chris, I won't waste any more of your time! Thanks for this short interview, and goodluck in the tournament!

Chris Jericho - Anytime Mitchell Stevens! Oh and for anyone that care, the "Oranges" have finally been defeated but Tim Sperm still lives.... in the words of Gillberg... He's Next!

Rachel Stevens - Don't go away! We'll be right back!!

[The picture switches to split screen, with Rachel Stevens on the left, and The Hustler, just appearing on screen now, on the right. He is in the process of trying to get his miniature microphone pinned to his t-shirt, which appears to be one of the originally-made kWo shirts of years past. Hustler's face reveals not the best of moods, but Rachel Stevens proceeds on without concern.]

Rachel Stevens - Hello Hustler, and thanks for taking out time for this interview!

The Hustler - Sure, whatever.

Rachel Stevens - Well, let's get right into it then. This past Sunday, you lost the EWA World Heavyweight Title in the main event of our PPV in a ruling by Tom Stone of a double count-out. Tom took the belt, and declared it vacant. What are your feelings on the matter?

The Hustler - Simple question, Rachel, with a simple answer.......annoyed. It's fuckin' weak. Why the FUCK would you end the main event of a PPV, with thousands upon thousands watching, in a goddamn double countout. I was getting up. Cody, on the other hand, was not. His ass was out. Tom Stone counted faster than a hiccup and took MY title away from me, and that's plain fuckin' wrong in my book. There is no one in this damn wrestling organization that deserves it more than me, so why is it not in my possession? Because of that canuck bastard. And I thought Serial Thrylla was going to screw me over in the damn match, as it turns out, it was my own damn boss. Well, the EWA is starting to really piss me off. They've screwed me time and time again, trying to make me look like a jackass on TV every week. I thought that bullshit was going to end when I won the title, but I guess not. So, I am a man without a title. I have no obligations to anybody. Now, its time for ME to start taking from the EWA.

Rachel Stevens - Hustler, what do you mean by "taking away from the EWA"?

The Hustler - What I mean by "taking away" is by hurting its product. You see, over the past few months or so, all the fans have seen is a watered-down version of the true nature of The Hustler. I'm a fuckin' hardcore legend in this business, goddamn it. The time for looking like the "superhero" of the EWA is fuckin' over. I'm done with it. I'm going back to the way I was, and that is a hardcore in every way. I didn't get the label, "Extremity At Its Best" for nothing. So, when I talk about "taking away" and "hurting the product", what I mean is I'm going out there in the ring to HURT PEOPLE. You thought I was stiff before? Damn, you ain't seen nothing yet. Stone's injury list is going to grow more and more, and pretty soon, nobody is going to be able to walk out to the ring under their own power. And the men I face, I will not feel sorry for utterly destroying them and threatening the very end of their careers. They are all coming out to win a match, but I want something more than an addition to the win column, I want their pain and fear. I want, they are standing across the ring from me as the bell rings, to think to themselves that is the worst place to be in the world right now. Quite simply, Tom Stone screwed The Hustler, so now The Hustler is going to screw Tom Stone.

Rachel Stevens - Well, what about your opponent next Tuesday in the one night tournament for a chance at the World Title. You'll be facing the new International Champion, "The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante in the first round of the tounament. He's been saying for a while now that his one and true goal in the EWA is to win the World Title. Are you going to be able to refute his dream?

The Hustler - Well, his dream is to move on and win the World Heavyweight Title at the "No Fear" PPV. My goal is to break his fuckin' skull. Get the picture? Do I want the title? Hell yeah.......but I want to hear Dino Delsante scream in agony even more. Actually, and I'll say this right here on live TV, I respect Dino more than any wrestler on the present EWA roster. The man is determined, he's a fierce competitor, and would make a great champ. But, with all that aside, he has to face me. And well, what better way to hurt Stone than to take out of action one of his most valued athletes in the company? Having Dino on the shelf would certainly be a blow to attendance figures, ratings, and merchandise sales, wouldn't it? I hope "The Cornerstone" doesn't take it personally when he's being pushed in a wheelchair for the next couple weeks by his bitch Tracey, cause my vehement attack is not personal with him. My hatred is toward the company, the suits in the back, and Tom Stone. I wouldn't piss on Tom Stone if he was on fire. So, Dino, after I totally obliterate your ass from the ring next Tuesday, go yell at Stone for pre-empting the return of THE most hardcore fighter ever to walk God's green earth, the legendary extreme monster who's success is founded on destruction, Extremity At Its Best, The Hustler. Dino Delsante will be the first casualty in my war with the establishment, but don't worry, you all will know that.............YOUR PAIN IS MY GAIN!!!!!

Rachel Stevens - Ummm, well, I---

The Hustler - Damn, it felt good to say that.

Rachel Stevens - Right. Anyways, I guess I wish you luck next Tuesday against Dino Delsante, and thanks for the interview.

The Hustler - Rachel, darling.......quite frankly, you can go fuck yourself. I'm outta here.

[The Hustler takes the microphone off, and leaves his position in front of the camera. Hustler's voice can be heard yelling at the EWA production to get their things out of his house as Rachel Stevens tries to talk over it.]

[DiMarco desperately waits on the other end of the phone waiting to see if his call will make it through to Zed. Several seconds go by, until finally Zed picks up on the other end.]

Zed - Yeah?

Rob DiMarco - Zed, it's me, Rob DiMarco. I'm contacting you through a company phone supplied by the EWA. On this phone I'll be able to interview you even though we're not in person, and the best part is, the EWA gets the phone bill!

Zed - Good, with my lack of work and all I need to save every penny.

Rob DiMarco - I think I know what you're getting at...

Zed - I'm sure you do.

Rob DiMarco - How do you feel about the general direction of your EWA career right now?

Zed - I'm slightly pissed. I'm a Former EWA Champ in every category, be it North American, International, Extreme, or Heavyweight, and yet I'm sitting around on Sunday nights with my thumb up my ass because I wasn't booked to wrestle at the PPV card. But believe me, things didn't go to sh*t starting at the PPV. Things were bad ever since I got dicked into wrestling Shawn Walker, and keeping Tom Stone out of my goddamn hair. Tom Stone? Shawn Walker? Last I checked niether one of these were accomplished wrestlers. Tom's a big suit pussy, and Walker is just....Walker. What's an EWA Legend like me doing f*cking around at the bottom of the barell? This is bullsh*t!

Rob DiMarco - I think I understand where you're coming from. What about Tracey? Isn't she supposed to be taking you to the top right now?

Zed - She's supposed to be. However, so far she's done nothing even remotely close to bringing me back up to where I belong.

Rob DiMarco - Well, fortunately for you Tom Stone just recently announced that there will be a Heavyweight Title Tournament, and I guess you got selected to try your luck at a second title reign.

Zed - I'm in the Heavyweight Title Tournament?

Rob DiMarco - You sure are. Maybe the work of Tracey?

Zed - Either that or the EWA saw how the PPV ratings weren't quite as high as usual without my presence, and they decided to actually use me.

Rob DiMarco - Possibly. But eitherway, you're scheduled to wrestle Cody Covington in the first tournament bracket. Thoughts?

Zed - Cody Covington? Ugh. Talk about a worthless champion. How long did he have the title again? A week? What a joke. I was the longest reigning heavyweight champion the EWA has ever seen, and there has yet to be a person to break that record. The fact Covington held the title for such a short amount of a time just goes to show how incapable he is of holding a title of such prestige. Covingtons a joke, and when the two of us battle for our tournament positions, I'll do to him what I do to all other Zed-Offenders who cross me. I'll leave his ass Unforgiven. Covingtons just going to be a stepping stone for me so I can once again reclaim the title I was born to wear.

Rob DiMarco - It's good to hear you speak with such enthusiasm, hopefully we'll start seeing more of you around the EWA and at cards.

Zed - Hopefully. But then again, I'm not the one choosing to stay away either...

Rob DiMarco - Well, you've got a Heavyweight Title Tournament to look forward to now. I wish you the best of luck.

Zed - I don't need luck.

[Zed hangs up the phone.]

Rob DiMarco - Hello....? Hello....?

�The Cornerstone� Dino Delsante - Thank you, Rachel.

Rachel Stevens - I�m sure you are aware of it now, but by winning the International Title, you have entered the EWA Record Books as one of three men to wear that belt more than once.

�The Cornerstone� Dino Delsante - Yeah, I�m pretty proud of that. I mean, the EWA is known as the �top dog� in the world of wrestling. So having a place in its history means a great deal to me.

Rob DiMarco - �Cornerstone,� Rob Di Marco here. While history was made, your victory was bittersweet. First off, you and your tag team partner, �The Diamond Stud� Nick Diamante, have been stripped of the EWA Tag Straps due to Nick losing his contract to Fallen Angel.

�The Cornerstone� Dino Delsante - Yeah, that was a bit of a bombshell, but life goes on. I know Nick, and I know Tom. I don�t think the EWA can exist without Nick Diamante, so I expect him to be back in the fold soon. But, for the time being, the Three Dimensions of Wrestling consist of three men.

Rob DiMarco - However, there is light at the end of the tunnel.

Rachel Stevens - Yes, Rob. Dino, as you are aware, the World Heavyweight Title has been vacated.

�The Cornerstone� Dino Delsante - You know, I�m not complaining, but I find what Tom is doing with the titles an embarrassment. I mean if a match ends in a DQ, the champ keeps the title. But, I guess its just Tom being Tom. If this was the 3DWA that would have never happened.

Rob DiMarco - However, you have been put on that short list of men that will compete for that title.

�The Cornerstone� Dino Delsante - Really?

Rachel Stevens - As a matter of fact, you will be facing the former World Champion in the first round.

�The Cornerstone� Dino Delsante - I have to face Zed? See! This is Tom Stone at his best! Trying to break up the 3D!

Rachel Stevens - Dino?

�The Cornerstone� Dino Delsante - I mean, he probably had something to do with Deuce being injured!

Rob DiMarco - Dino?

�The Cornerstone� Dino Delsante - It�s a conspiracy! That�s it! It�s a conspiracy against the Three Dimensions!

Rob DiMarco - DINO!

Rachel Stevens - DINO!

�The Cornerstone� Dino Delsante - WHAT?

Rachel Stevens - You�re facing The Hustler in the first round!

�The Cornerstone� Dino Delsante - Is that so?

Rob DiMarco - Yeah!

�The Cornerstone� Dino Delsante - Then I look forward to it. It�s no secret that the Hustler is one of the best in the sport. He took it to Cody Covington a few times. He won a few of them; he lost a few of them. But, bottom line, I beat them both, so I�m calling myself the favorite in this match, regardless of him being the last man to hold the World Championship. I�m going to train hard, and I�m going to review tapes. I�m going to be in the best shape of my life. I�m going to beat the Hustler, and I�m going to advance in the tournament.

Rachel Stevens - Well, there�s more to it than that. If you do beat the Hustler, you go into a Triple Threat Elimination Match where the last two men in the ring will go on to No Fear and meet for the World Title. The man who wins the Triple Threat Match will have the ability to choose any match he wants for the World Title. So, my final question for you is, what match would you choose?

�The Cornerstone� Dino Delsante - Seriously?

Rob DiMarco - Yeah? Would you ask for a Riot Match?

�The Cornerstone� Dino Delsante - No. I�don�t think so.

Rob DiMarco - Then what would you choose?

�The Cornerstone� Dino Delsante - D-F-A.

Rachel Stevens - WHOA! There you have it! We have to take a commercial break! Wow!

[EWA Fans sit, waiting for the stupid commercials to pop up on their screens. Instead, eerie music begins to play, and the following picture is shown...]

Rob DiMarco - Welcome back to Heat fans... Sunday Night, after NC 17 "Pure Violence" went off the air, Rachel Stevens tried to get a few words with Nuno Nitrowalawitz! Take a look!

Rachel Stevens - NUNO!! NUNO!!

[Nuno looks over his shoulder, and see's Rachel. He begins to walk faster, and Rachel starts to run. Nuno turns around, and stares directly at her chest.]

"FreakShow" Nuno Nitrowalawitz - Ah ha! Now I've found the rewarding part about doing an interview!

Rachel Stevens - Very funny...

"FreakShow" Nuno Nitrowalawitz - So what the hell do you want??

Rachel Stevens - I wanted to get a few words with you about your match earlier tonight!

"FreakShow" Nuno Nitrowalawitz - Yeah, what about it?

Rachel Stevens - Well, you lost!

"FreakShow" Nuno Nitrowalawitz - NO, Rachel... I DID NOT LOSE! Thurston Howell lost, and Rocky Blonde won. I had nothing to do with the outcome, and I think that that is complete BULLSH*T!!

Rachel Stevens - Actually, you did hit Thurston Howell with a steel chair, which led to Rocky getting the pin!

"FreakShow" Nuno Nitrowalawitz - Shut the hell up... You and your technicalities! Get the hell out of my face! This interview is over!

Rachel Stevens - But I'm not done yet!

"FreakShow" Nuno Nitrowalawitz - Really?? I DON'T GIVE A SHIT!!!

[Nuno storms out of the arena through the parking lot doors. Rachel stands there with a disgusted look on her face.]

Rob DiMarco - Whats wrong with War Cryme?

WaR CrYmE - Your mothers a ho!

Rob DiMarco - What?!?!?

WaR CrYmE - I said, Nothings the matter bro....

Rob DiMarco - Well somethings a matter, you have a handkerchief with eye holes cut out of it on your head!

WaR CrYmE - ARE YOU CALLING ME WEIRD!?!?!

Rob DiMarco - [Stutters] W-W-Well no, im just saying its a little akward to be wearing......

WaR CrYmE - Renzo, is he calling me gay?

Lorenzo Hayes - I hope not because if he is, I am going to make him see Picture Perfectly that you are not gay! And anyway WaR cRyMe why the hell are you wearing that man?

WaR CrYmE - Ohhh I see.....ahhhh...ahhh...

[WaR CrYmE sneeze's and the hadnkerchief gets twisted and the eye holes are out of place.]

WaR CrYmE - OH MY GOD!!!! IM BLIND!!!!

Rob DiMarco - No your not, you stupid schmuck.....The handkerchief is twisted, now can you stop with the childness and get the interview rolling?

WaR CrYmE - I guess so.....

Rob DiMarco - Good, now you two guys last night took out almost half of the EWA's Tag roster, thats an incredible feat, how good do you feel about your chances of obtaining the gold?

Lorenzo Hayes - Honestly I'm a very confident man, and the chances of The IconZ of PerfectioN taking the EWA tag gold are very high. You see last night we took out four other men with ease, imagine what we will do to just two!

[The camera pans over to WaR CrYmE who has his pinky lodged half-way up his nose, noticing that the camera and everyone everyone else in the room is staring at him, he stops moving it around and slowly pulls his finger out of his nostril.]

WaR CrYmE - ...........

Lorenzo Hayes - What the Hell are you doing? You're embarressing me!

Rob DiMarco - Thats disgusting!

WaR CrYmE - I had an itch....I swear!!

Rob DiMarco - Dude...Lets just move on. Now after you two guys defeated Anatomy of perfection and The Williams Brothers with The Picture Perfect, you were attacked by Suburban DisHarmony, if you ask me they looked like clumsy oafs who caught you guys off guard after a tiring match.

Lorenzo Hayes - Well first of all it was not a Tiring match! It was so easy that I did not even break a sweat. The only reason that the clumsy bastards got the better of us, is because WaR cRyMe and I were to busy posing for the camera, and the thousands of pictures that my fans were taking of me!

[The camera once again pans over to WaR CrYmE who is now in the midst of stripping. He finally is naked except for a g-string bikini bottom (lime green), he then starts running around flailing his arms around like a mad man and screams one single phrase.]

WaR CrYmE - [While flainling his arms and running..... and screaming] IM A WIZARD!!!!! IM A WIZARD!!!!

Rob DiMarco - .......

Lorenzo Hayes - I knew you were taking this Yum Yum Pig death seriously... But COME ON! Chill dude! We're the IconZ of Perfection, we're not idiotic and ridculous like the goof balls in The 3D!

[WaR CrYmE trips and smacks his head on the chair and lies unconcious on the ground.]

Rob DiMarco - Well if you dont have any final words im going to let you two go, and Hayes....just between you and me, i think he needs help!

Lorenzo Hayes - What did you say? Did you say that one half of the best tag team in the EWA needs help? DiMarco WaR CrYmE just lost his best friend, so just keep your mouth shut, before I make you feel a little bit of ShowTime!

Rob DiMarco - Excuse me ma'am, but I was wondering if you could tell me which room The Brink was in?

Lady - [Checks for name in computer...] I'd tell ya what room he was in if there was someone under the name of "The Brink" in this hospital. What the hell kinda name is that anyways?

Rob DiMarco - He's a professional wrestler for the EWA, and what do you mean there's no one under that name here?

Lady - I mean what I said, the computer said that there's no one under the name of "The Brink" in the building. Maybe you might wanna try his real name... unless that is his real name of course.

Rob DiMarco - Oh, silly me, of course they weren't going to admit him under "The Brink." His real name is... what is his real name?

Lady - Damned if I know.

Camera Man - Nate Reid dumbass.

Rob DiMarco - What did you just call me?!

Camera Man - Dumbass.... dumbass.

Rob DiMarco - What nerve! But yeah, I guess his name is Nate Reid.

Lady - Alright we have a Nathan Reid in room 21 down this hall right here.

Rob DiMarco - Alright thank you.

[Rob and the camera man start to walk to the double door entrance to the hallway, but are stopped again by the lady.]

Lady - Excuse me, but where do you think your going?

Rob DiMarco - To The Brink's room.

Lady - See that sign? Visiting hours 2-7 PM. See that clock over there? 1:30 your going to have to wait sir.

Rob DiMarco - But It'll be fast... I s--

Lady - NO SIR... now have a seat or leave.

"The Psycho" Thurston Howell - AHEM...

Rachel Stevens - Also he is the Fourth and Newest member of the Three Dimensions of Wrestling, the 3D.

"The Psycho" Thurston Howell - Thank you...Rachel...hahaha

Rachel Stevens - Ummm...excuse me, but may I ask what is so hilarious?

"The Psycho" Thurston Howell - Hahaha...it is hard for you to believe isn't it? Isn't it?

Rachel Stevens - What is hard for me to believe? I don't understand?

"The Psycho" Thurston Howell - That I am part of the 3D after all the battles and wars that we have had, especially with "The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante.

Rachel Stevens - Well it is kinda hard to believe that after your "hatred" with "The Cornerstone" and even after injuring his valet Tracey Lane that you would even consider being part of the 3D.

"The Psycho" Thurston Howell - Hey, what an idea you just gave me. Tracey Lane is here tonight isn't she?

Rachel Stevens - Yes, that is true, Tracey Lane is here tonight, live.

"The Psycho" Thurston Howell - Hey then lets bring her out here then.

Rachel Stevens - What, why would we do that?

"The Psycho" Thurston Howell - Why not?

Rachel Stevens - You are a member of the 3D and all, but I am not sure if that is such a good idea.

"The Psycho" Thurston Howell - You think, well I don't care what you think. I think it is a great idea so bring her out now!

Rachel Stevens - Ok, don't get hot about it! Ummm...now joining us in the studio is the valet of Dino Delsante and Zed, Tracey Lane!

[The studio door opens and the lovely Tracey Lane walks inside and sits down in a leather chair next to "The Psycho" Thurston Howell.]

Rachel Stevens - Ladies and Gentlemen we are now joined by Tracey Lane, I would like to welcome you here to the EWA studios.

Tracey Lane - The pleasure is all yours Rachel. But the question I have is why am I out here.

Rachel Stevens - Well Tracey, Thurston requested it.

Tracey Lane - What! Why?!

"The Psycho" Thurston Howell - Hey, hey, hey, don't worry about it. You'll see later, just wait a few minutes and I'll tell you.

Tracey Lane - Well it better be important, I'm not just gonna sit in this chair for nothing!

"The Psycho" Thurston Howell - Tracey it is important, would I lie?

Tracey Lane - Of course you would.

"The Psycho" Thurston Howell - Ok, you're right I would, but I am not lying to you. Now Rachel what is your first question?

Rachel Stevens - Now, on Sunday, at NC 17 "Pure Violence" 2k you shocked the wrestling World helping "The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante become the EWA International Champion and thus joining the 3D. Why did you do both of those things this Sunday?

"The Psycho" Thurston Howell - Why? Why? Why the hell not? I mean should I sit where I was or should I become a member of the MOST elite stable in the history of the EWA. What a tough question...NOT!! When you think of the 3D what do you think of? Money, championship gold, rule breakers, power, and the best damn athletes in the business!! So do you see a disadvantage of joining the 3D Rachel..huh..do you?

Rachel Stevens - Well...actually if I think about it I do. I mean if the 3D is on top, everyone will be looking to knock them off.

"The Psycho" Thurston Howell - You said it exactly people will be looking to knock the 3D...us off, but you can trust me when I say that they won't find what they are looking for. There is no way we can be knocked off by the rest of the EWA, I mean we have household names like "The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante, "The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante, Zed, and "The Psycho" Thurston Howell. And what does the rest of the EWA have? Chandler, Serial Thyrlla, the Hustler, Cody Covington, and Fallen Angel. Out of those five men I named how many of them hold gold? None, zero, zilch!! While the 3D holds the EWA Tag Team Championships, the EWA International Championship, and soon will hold the North American Championship. And you ask why I helped "The Cornerstone" win the International Championship, man what a dumb ass question right there. I mean I have faced Delsante many times and my God what an athlete that guy is, he is one of the most sound technical wrestlers I have ever had the privilege to step into the ring with. And who are the men facing Dino, the Hacker...and Brett Bomb. Well I will speak for Dino, those two men aren't in his league! So I came out there some that first, a crime would not be committed with Hacker or Bomb becoming International Champion and two because would I show my alliance with the 3D any other way?

Rachel Stevens - Well I guess that explains all of that then. But now also that night you fought Nuno and Rocky Blonde in a Triple Threat Match for the North American Championship, which Rocky Blonde came out the winner. How do you feel about the outcome of that matchup?

"The Psycho" Thurston Howell - The outcome, I was cheated, robbed, the title was stolen and I should be the champion sitting here before you. I was struck in the back with a chair, but I guess the blind referee didn't see it and then Blonde rolls me up for the pin, that is pur bullshit! Now Blonde will probably go around proclaiming he is champion and saying this and that about me but it simply isn't true. So Blonde right here right now I am giving you a challenge and that challenge is for the Norht American Championship. It can be anywhere and anytime, next Heat, Heat in two week, at No Fear, whenever it doesn't matter. All that matters is getting the title shot I deserve and winning that North American Championship, so that the 3D will have one more piece of gold to not worry about! So Rachel do you have any more questions for me so I can talk to Tracey for a second?

Rachel Stevens - Nope, I have no more questions so the floor is all yours Mr. Howell.

"The Psycho" Thurston Howell - Ok, now Tracey, are you sure you have no idea why you are out here?

Tracey Lane - All I know is that the producer told me to come out here because you wanted me out here.

"The Psycho" Thurston Howell - Ok, well this is the reason, the 3D is a very tight group and a crack in the seems is always dangerous business. So Tracey I know you aren't too fond of me, because simply I made a mistake, and I did something that I never should have done. That is when I DDT'd you on the concrete floor. Now I usually don't care who I hurt it could be Rocky Blonde, Nuno, or even you Rachel but Tracey I really felt bad about doing that to you. Now when you DDT'd me I deserved it, but when I did it to you, you didn't, you were an innocent bystander, but as you know I go off the deep end sometimes. So I would like to make a public apology to you Tracey for what I did, and I hope that you can forgive me for my act of stupidity. What do you say?

Tracey Lane - Well if you were anyone else, I would tell you to shut the hell up and slap you right across the face, but since you are now a member of the 3D I will gladly accept your apology as long as you never do that again.

"The Psycho" Thurston Howell - Hey I might be "Psycho" but I can promise I won't do it again. How about a handshake to start a beautiful friendship.

Tracey Lane - Yeah, I would like that.

[Thurston and Tracey stand up out of their seats and have a handshake to show there now mutual friendship.]

"Top Dollar" Vinny D - You know, I was watching the PPV, and I was dissappointed. I don't know about you people, but I love tag team wrestling, and the fact that one half of the tag team champions is currently no longer gainfully employed by this orginization, sent off an alarum as to the Tag Title situation. So I'm gonna say this to you all right now, there is no more "Situation", I have stripped the currently employed half of The Sexy MF's of the tag titles. That's right, as of this moment the Tag Team Titles have been vacated. Now, on to the best part of this announcement... I am now declaring a Tag Team Title Tournament that will include 8 teams, with the posibility of one or two of those teams being wildcard teams. This tournament will bring a fresh new slate to the Tag Team division. All teams will start on common grounds! Tag teams can sign up on the form on my office door. I will revue all applicants and select the teams which will participate. So, Tag Teams get ready... Fans get ready... EWA, get ready! We're gonna have ourselves a little spring fever, TOURNAMENT STYLE!!!!

Rob DiMarco - So there you have it! There will be a Tag Team Tournament to determine NEW EWA Tag Team Champions! And the tournament is open to ANYONE!! We have to take a quick break... dont change that channel!

Rocky Blonde - No problem sweetie.

Rachel Stevens - Lets not start with that again. First off I'd like to congratulate you with your victory at the pay per view last night.

Rocky Blonde - Thanks Rachel

Rachel Stevens - How do you feel about being the new North American Champion and knowing that you will have tough matches in the next couple of weeks?

Rocky Blonde - I feel great, only after a couple matches here in the EWA I get my chance to show what I got and I go and prove myself right. Hopefully that will show all these cocky so called wrestlers that they better watch out for me. As for these tough matches coming up in the next couple weeks, I'll be ready for them.

Rachel Stevens - There was a lot of talking backstage, and nobdy expected you to win against to veterans like Howell and Nuno, you being a rookie still. Honestly did you think you were the underdog in that match? Did you think you had a chance at winning the title?

Rocky Blonde - Well Rachel the people in the back can all shove it now that I have won. To me there is no such thing as an underdog or a favorite. TO many people I was an underdog. To myslef I was a wrestler going into a match to fight for a title. Did I think I had a chance at winning the title. Of course I had a chance at winning the title, and sure enough it happened.

Rachel Stevens - What do you have planned for yourself in the next couple of weeks?

Rocky Blonde - I know one for sure, both Nuno and Howell will probably both want a rematch, and most likely I'll give it to them. As for that I'm gonna take it slowly and I'll see what happens from there on. Will see you'll probably see me next week on heat defending my title, to one of those two pieces of shit.

Rachel Stevens - Well Rocky, thats from me I'd like to than you once again for coming here and I wish you could luck in your future in the EWA.

Rocky Blonde - No problem, and thank you very much.

Lady - Alright, you can go now, do you want me to have someone show you where the room is?

Rob DiMarco - Sure, if you could do that.

Lady - CHRISTINA!! GET IN HERE!!!

[In walks a barely clothed, big breasted, blonde haired, long legged nurse.]

Christina - Yes?

Camera Man - Hello nurse!

Rob DiMarco - Oh shut up you pervert!!

Camera Man - Are you gay or something??

Lady - Could you please show these men where room 21 is?

Camera Man - I could show you were my room is.

Christina - hehehehehe. It's right down the hall, follow me boys.

[Rob DiMarco and the camera man follow the nurse down the hall, until they get to room 21.]

Christina - See, now that wasn't very hard.

Rob DiMarco - Thanks.

Camera Man - Yeah, thanks for the view.

Rob DiMarco - Will you shut up?!?

Camera Man - Mad cause there's no guys that look that good?!?!? HAHAHAHAHAHA!!

[Rob opens the door and looks inside but to his astonishment, the room is empty... the window is open and the wind is blowing into the room pushing the window shade thingy....]

Rob DiMarco - Nurse.... Where's The Brink?

Nurse - Oopsie's I musta forgot to shut the window.

Rob DiMarco - Yeah, that's all good and all, but The Brink... HE'S GONE!!!

Rob DiMarco - Uhh... What are you doin with that Bed Pan?

Thorn - Oh, THAT'S what this shit is... I'm a little slow, I took quiet a fall if you hadn't noticed.

Rob DiMarco - Yeah, I think me and more then half the rest of the world saw you take that fall. It was crazy Thorn... but why did you do it?

Thorn - To prove something.

Rob DiMarco - What were you trying to prove?

Thorn - Well, I think I don't have to prove anything anymore, I have prooven the point that I am the better man than Brink. He took the worst of that fall and I left him as Despondent as they come! I'm sure he's lying somewhere in this same hospital getting food injected into him, having a machine breathe for him, with an IV of some shit, getting helped on hand and foot by some bimbo lookin nurse because truthfully... I f-cked his shit up... bad.

Rob DiMarco - Actually Thorn...

Thorn - Listen Rob, I don't need your "Actually Listen"s and your "Well maybe"s and all that bullshit, all you have to do is admit that I f-cked up The Brink... come on... say it with me... I... f-cked... up... The... Brink.

Rob DiMarco - I... F... f... f...

Thorn - DO IT!!!

Rob DiMarco - BRINK ISN'T EVEN IN HIS ROOM!! HE'S GONE!!

Thorn - Oh really...?

Rob DiMarco - Yeah!! We looked in his room and the window was open and there was no sign of him!

Thorn - Did you check the bathroom? Cause people in such a depressing state tend to find make shift ways of hanging themselves, so he might be hanging from a f-cking ceiling somewhere. Now get the hell out of my room, I gotta get checked outta this hell hole, if you want to keep asking me questions wait for me in the lobby, cause it's time for me to check out.

Rob DiMarco - Alright, I'll be out there.

[Rob DiMarco and the camera man leave the room as Thorn sits on the bed wondering where the hell Brink went. Then stands up and gets ready to leave.]

[Serial Thrylla is seen lounging outside on his lovely veranda on a beautiful Tuesday Night, throwing back a Foster's.]

Rachel Stevens - Mr. Thrylla, thank you very much for joining us tonight on Tuesday Night Heat.

Serial Thrylla - It's a mutual pleasure, as always. And speaking of pleasure, what happened to meeting back at the hotel on Sunday night?

Rachel Stevens - First off, I don't know where you get off calling me a hooker. Second, after what Reckless did to you during The Hustler/Covington match, it didn't look like you made it to your bed under your own power that night! Do you have any idea what motivated Reckless to do such a heinous act?

Serial Thrylla - It takes a lot of balls to jump someone from behind and it takes even bigger balls to spit on that person than desecrate a venerated jersey and expect to get away with it. Reckless, it�s obvious you wanted my god damn attention. Guess what Reck? You failed. Yes, you failed. You didn't get my attention, you just got me really, really pissed off and I guarantee it's a lot more than you ever bargained for. All you had to do was call me out Reckless, maybe send an email, hell even send up a friggin smoke screen. That's all you would of had to do to get my attention. Instead, you autographed your own death certificate. Now I'm gonna take it to the local morgue and cash the bitch in.

Rachel Stevens - Some words of advice... I'm sure Reckless is listening to. Sunday night you felt the devastation "The Hardcore Superstar" can cause. How are you feeling physically?

Serial Thrylla - Make no mistake about it, Reckless is a cowardly yet extremely dangerous man. That damn move got me taken out on a stretcher from the ring. So how the hell do you think I feel? I'm definitely banged up, that's nothing new. But Reckless, never forget, the EWA's a big bad jungle and I'm still judge, jury, and executioner. You just started something that I'm going to finish.

[Thrylla stands up and walks over to start his grill, which is near the steps to his porch, leading to his pool which has been covered for duration of winter.]

Rachel Stevens - Thus far, you've been the first EWA Superstar to feel the power of the Lost Cause from Reckless. Has that injured your psyche at all considering he's up one on you now?

Serial Thrylla - Hey, I've been put on my back once by the Lost Cause. But, I got right back up. If that's all you got than you should pack it in now and head right back to the NHBWF. All I've heard and all I've read revolves around the god damned Lost Cause. Well, I gotta little trick of my own. It starts with the letter D... ends with an A and has an F sandwiched in between. It's called Death From Above, and it's gonna sentence your ass to retirement.

Rachel Stevens - Thank you very much for your time tonight on Tuesday Night Heat: The Aftermath!

Serial Thrylla - Hey, the pleasure is all mi...

[All of a sudden the Hardcore Superstar, Reckless, is seen behind Serial Thrylla, armed with a hockey stick. Reckless nails Serial Thrylla across the back with the stick, and as Thrylla begins to bend down, hits him with it again, breaking the stick over his back. Reckless stands over Serial Thrylla and begins screaming at him.]

Reckless - SCOREBOARD! TWO TO ONE BITCH!

[Reckless picks up Thrylla.]

Reckless - You like that? Well, you�re gonna love this!

[Reckless grabs Thrylla and tosses him off of the patio, and Thrylla falls through the pool cover, into the water. Reckless begins to compose himself, cracks his knuckles, wipes some sweat off of his brow, and sits down where Serial Thrylla was once �lounging�.]

Reckless - Nice form, but he made too much of a splash. The judges will deduct some points for that. I gotta admit, Thrylla is living well. He�s got a great place, but he really needs a security system. You know, to keep out, unwanted guests [Laughs]

Rachel Stevens - JUST WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?!?! THIS IS THE SECOND TIME YOU HAVE ACCOSTED SERIAL THRYLLA!!!

Reckless - No shit. The first time I evened the score. This time was just for fun. Like I said to him before, the score is two to one.

Rachel Stevens - One?! When did Serial Thrylla ever attack you??

Reckless - A few months ago, I was wrestling in a promotion called the FWF. I was the world champion at that time, and myself, and a couple of my friends were involved in a feud of sorts with Nomad and the Regulators, names I�m sure you have heard before.

Rachel Stevens - Of course, all three men were in EWA.

Reckless - Exactly, well, during a 6 man tag, I was taking care of business in the ring, and who decided to run in on my match? Serial Thrylla. He hit DFA on my ass. First time he had been seen since the FCA days, and he aids his former Team Ballz stablemates, and lays me out. Shortly after that, FWF closed down, and Thrylla disappeared again.

[Reckless takes a swig of Serial Thrylla�s Fosters.]

Rachel Stevens - But, why now?

Reckless - Why not? It was perfect timing. I was in NHBWF recently, you know, the fed that Nicky D embarrassed? I was watching EWA one day, and lo and behold, who do I see? My old friend Serial Thrylla. The piece of shit had come back to EWA, and I saw my opportunity. So I came, I saw, I conquered. He nailed me with DFA months ago, and I returned the favor with the Lost Cause. I didn�t need to be stretchered out, you did. You say all you�ve read, and all you�ve heard revolves around the Lost Cause. I�ll tell you why� cause it�s the best damn move in the business! It�s ended careers, hell, it�s even ended a life! DFA is sentencing me to retirement? Well the Lost Cause is sending you to an early grave!

Rachel Stevens - But..

Reckless - Bitch shut up! I�m not done! You wanted it Thrylla, well, here it is. I�m officially challenging you to a match, you name the time, and you name the place. Well, that is, if you survived the fall you just took. Bottom Line... FUCK THRYLLA, FUCK TEAM BALLZ, and FUCK DFA! It�s all about the Hardcore Superstar, and EWA will never be the same.

[Reckless pulls out a DFA t-shirt and throws it on Serial Thrylla�s grill.]

Reckless - Symbolism at it�s best. DFA, like Serial Thrylla�s career, is going down in flames. Now, if you don�t mind, I believe this interview is over.

[Reckless kicks the camera. The screen fills with static.]

Chandler - �Yeah.

Rob DiMarco - Let�s start off with your participation last night at NC-17 �Pure Violence� 2000. You did the unthinkable when you defeated both of The Big Johnsons and Enzo simultaneously, without interruption, in 3 different gimmick matches! Congratulations are in order!

Chandler - GET YOUR SHIT RIGHT, DickMark-O. I not only beat 3 different men in 3 different gimmick matches, I did it fast. Fast as hell. NO ONE can lay claim to doing what I did at that pay-per-view. Not a single fucking human body on this god-forsaken Earth. Hey Elroy, how�s you head peach?

Rachel Stevens - Probably pretty bad. Chandler, as you probably witnessed at the top of tonight�s show, Nick Diamante made an appearance here in the studio. He denounced his relationship with the 3 Dimensions of Wrestling� told us to stop calling him �The Diamond Stud�� and also announced that he signed a new EWA contract for no money as long as he got a match with you at our next Pay Per View, No Fear. Does Diamante�s new-found obsession with getting revenge intimidate you in any way?

Chandler - GET REVENGE ON ME?!?!?! He�s the reason I was drug to this shithole of a company in the fist place!!! Because, Rachal, you see, I know what Diamante is doing. He�s still scared. HE�S STILL SCARED! But, this time there was no way out. So, the faggot figures, �hell, might as well make it seem like I�m going nuts on his cajun ass� or some shit. But, truth be told, he�s scared. Diamante is FUCKING SCARED OF ME.

Rob DiMarco - Language, please. Watch it. Earlier in the show, Diamante insisted� actually demanded that we show footage of a shoot that you did in last August at Beyond The Line �99. There, you verbally berated Tom Stone and Nick Diamante separately� and he took offence to it. He even says he watches that interview every night before he goes to bed and hates it more and more every time he sees it! What were your motives for calling Diamante a sellout back in August of 1999, and do you still stay loyal to your word?

Chandler - Ah, Beyond the Line �99. What a great moment. I had Stone, this company, and the whole fucking wrestling world in my hand at that moment. And did I do the right thing? Did I do the heroic thing, by staying around and trying to rebuild the company? HELL NO. I LEFT. And I�m proud of it. I went to work for Hwang Tenryu�s All Pacific Pro Wrestling. A place where you EARN titles and EARN the fan�s respect. Diamante didn�t earn anyone�s respect, especially not mine. Did he sell out? Yes, absa-fucking-lutely he did. Can I tell you why? Probably not. I tell ya what DiMo, you come talk to me off the record, in a dirt sheet or something. And I�ll tell you ALL ABOUT IT. The EWA isn�t worth my time.

Rachel Stevens - Hmm�Diamante also said that you were the sellout because when he returned to the EWA in October, you were nowhere to be seen. He said he came back to the EWA with the sole purpose of getting revenge on you for your comments at Beyond The Line �99. Who are you less of a sell-out if you left the EWA just like he did?

Chandler - I had a reason. I told the front office. I told everyone. I was leaving, and that was it. Diamante, he told Stone, HE TOLD ME, he would return and help the boss turn this shit around. And guess what�he didn�t. So, basically, he sold out. NICK DIAMANTE SOLD THE EWA THE FUCK OUT.

Rob DiMarco - The stage is set right now for a tremendous match between you and Nick Diamante on May 21st at No Fear, in your hometown of Shreveport, Louisiana! Stepping into that match which happens in 5 weeks, what are your thoughts?

Chandler - I can�t wait 5 weeks. We know what happened at Shreveport Showdown last year. And this year, at EWA NO FEAR: Shreveport Showdown II, I�ll be FUCKING DAMNED IF THAT SHIT HAPPENS AGAIN! DiMo, last year around this time I had the honor of competing in the greatest match in EWA histroy, Hell On Earth. This time, its completely different. I�m bigger. I�m smarter. AND I�M IN MY FUCKING HOME TOWN! DO YOU THINK I WOULD LAY DOWN FOR THAT FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT IN MY HOME TOWN?!?!?! That�s it, you�ve pissed me off. This interview�s over.

Rachel Stevens - One last question, How far will you go to end this issue with Diamante?

Chandler - I SAID TH�

[Out of nowhere, Nick Diamante runs in from behind and begins to pummel Clayton Chandler�]

Rob DiMarco - OH MY GOD! NICK, NO!

[As Diamante hammers on Chandler who is flat on the floor, on his stomach, Diamante begins to yell�]

Nick Diamante - COME ON, CAJUN!!! YOU WANNA PLAY GAMES!!!??? HERE I AM!!! YOU WANNA CALL ME A F*CKING SELLOUT???

[Chandler gets back to his feet and wraps his arms around Diamante and struggles to take him down. Both men�s momentum forces them crashing into a concrete wall as they both start trading vicious rights and lefts! Chandler gains the advantage and shoves the back of Diamante�s head into a door�]

Rob DiMarco - FANS, WE�RE SORRY BUT THESE MEN ARE OUT OF CONTROL!

Rachel Stevens - GET SOME SECURITY!!

[The impact of the door-shot sends the door flying open! An alarm sounds in the studio as both men end up outside of the EWA headquarters in Toronto. The ground is covered in snow, and both men are on the ground trading blows. Chandler clearly nails Diamante right in the nose with a wicked right hand which sends Nick going a few steps. As Chandler gets up, he runs at Diamante with a spear-like tackle taking Diamante right into back of the car�s hood. The camera feed brings us to a shot inside the studio�]

Rob DiMarco - OH MY GOD! THIS IS BRUTALITY! FANS, WE�RE HERE INSIDE THE STUDIO AND WE�RE TOLD CHANDLER AND DIAMANTE ARE GOING AT IT IN THE PARKING LOT!

Rachel Stevens - WHAT THE HELL HAS GOTTEN INTO NICK DIAMANTE! He�s obsessed with taking out Chandler!

Rob DiMarco - Yeah, and Chandler seems more than willing to participate in this ruckus!

[We are taken back to a feed outside into the parking lot. Some EWA officials have arrived on the scene, but there�s still not enough man power to come anywhere close to controlling it�]

Chandler - FUCKING PRICK!!! YOU FUCKING CANADIAN PRICK!!!

Nick Diamante - F*CK YOU! F*CK YOU! I HATE YOU, YOU SUNNUVABITCH!!!

[Diamante takes control with his size and power advantage over Chandler hip-tosses him onto a car, and nearly threw the front windshield!]

Rachel Stevens - OH MY GOD!! DIAMANTE JUST SENT CHANDLER THREW THE WINDSHIELD!!

Rob DiMarco - He hip-tossed Chandler onto the front hood of that car, and Chandler struck oh spine-first!

Rachel Stevens - THEY REALLY NEED TO STOP THIS! THIS IS GOING TOO FAR! WE NEED MORE OFFICIALS!

Rob DiMarco - Rachel, THERE ARE NO OFFICIALS HERE TONIGHT! THIS ISN�T EVEN A WRESTLING SHOW!

[As Chandler begins to get up off the car hood, the camera catches Diamante about 10 feet away fiddling through his pockets. Just then, the unbelievable happens! Nick Diamante pulls a switchblade knife out of his pocket�]

Rachel Stevens - NO!!!! HE�S GOT A KNIFE!! NICK DIAMANTE HAS A KNIFE!!! STOP HIM!!! HE�S A DAMN LUNATIC!!!!!!!!

Rob DiMarco - Oh� oh my God�

Nick Diamante - COME ON, CHANDLER! YOU WANNA PLAY GAMES, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!

Chandler - LOOK AT THIS SHIT!!! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!?! YOU WANNA END IT THIS WAY?!?! I�LL FUCKING END IT THIS WAY!!!

[Diamante slowly walks towards Chandler with the knife in his hands! A plethora of men; officials, suits and security guards run out to the scene and begin to approach Diamante! Nick quickly turns around point the knife at a crowd of at least 30 men�]

Nick Diamante - YOU STAY THE FUCK AWAY! ALL OF YOU!! STAY THE FUCK AWAY!!! I�M GONNA KILL THE SUNNUVABITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rob DiMarco - MY GOD, THIS IS WRONG! NICK� FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON�T DO ANYTHING STUPID!

Rachel Stevens - Fans� we� we apologize�

[As Diamante is faced away from Chandler, Chandler jumps off the car hood, grabs a brick which is laying on the ground and whacks Diamante in the back of the head with it!]

Rob DiMarco - OH MY GOD, CHANDLER IS BACK! HE JUST NAILED DIAMANTE WITH A BRICK!

Rachel Stevens - FANS, WE�RE OUT OF TIME! OH MY GOD! THIS IS INSANE!