| Tuesday Night Heat Results - April 4th, 2000. |
| Tuesday Night Heat Results - April 4th, 2000. |
The Informer - ON A VERY HUMID TEXAS NIGHT, EWA TUESDAY NIGHT HEAT HAS SURFACES IN AUSTIN, TEXAS FOR ANOTHER WILD AND INSANE NIGHT OF EWA ACTION! Welcome fans to EWA Tuesday Night Heat! I'm The Informer, and as always, I'm joined here at ringside by Vic Canon and Eddie Sensation! Guys, what a tremendous night of action!
Vic Canon - You've got that right, Informer! Tonight, we're going to get the opportunity to see an EWA World Title Match between the champion, "Crystal Clear" Cody Covington and The Huslter!
Eddie Sensation - Yeah, as we saw at Any Means Necessary, The Hustler has a legitimate complaint over Cody being champion instead of himself! Well, the EWA championship committee has granted The Hustler a chance at the gold right here tonight!
The Informer - It should be a barn burner! Also, tonight we've got an explosive EWA Tag Team Title Match! The champion Sexy MF's will take on Extreme Velocity in a match with some very unique stipulations!
Vic Canon - That's right, over the course of the week, The Sexy MF's issued a challenge against The Syndicate's Extreme Velocity! If The Sexy MF's win, EV is gone from the EWA! But if Extreme Velocity wins, "The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante and "The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante will lose the gold and the ability to team up in the future!
Eddie Sensation - Damn right! Tonight, either we see the end of Extreme Velocity and The Syndicate or we see the end of the team known as The Sexy MF's! The Sexy MF's won't lose, trust me!
The Informer - We'll see about that! Also tonight, we're going to see Tom Stone's bodyguard Shawn Walker take on a very prominent member of the 3D, Zed!
Vic Canon - There's still a lot of heat between Tom Stone and Zed, and tonight, Shawn Walker will do the bidding for Stone!
Eddie Sensation - I'm looking forward to that one! I hope Zed gets his hands on Stone after the match and beat the hell outta him!
The Informer - You better hope Tom isn't listening, Eddie! Tonight, we're also going to see a very interesting match between The Wildman and Clayton Chandler!
Vic Canon - These guys have a past in the EWA and they're looking to finally decide just who is the clear-cut better man!
Eddie Sensation - Hacker takes on Brett Bomb, the re-born Thurston Howell takes on Rocky Blonde, those matches and so much more!
The Informer - It's going to be one helluva night, and I don't know if you guys heard what I did� but there's a little rumor floating around the backstage area!
Vic Canon - Oh, I heard the rumor, and I'm told someone very special is here in the arena tonight for Tuesday Night Heat!
Eddie Sensation - WHO?? I DIDN'T HEAR ANYTHING?
The Informer - Well, we'll have to see if it is true. Right now, let's kick off what will be a very eventful episode of Heat!
| Pre-Match Interview with Chandler |
Chandler - I might not have wrestled in the EWA in 7 months Rob, but I sure as FUCK have been wrestling. I've been wrestling in a place where the people respect what occurs in the ring. I've been wrestling in a place where the people understand what it takes to succeed in this business. I've been wrestling in a place where the people care. Yet, I come back. And, you know what Rob? I don't know why. I don't know why I returned. As far as the Wildman...it's called unfinished business. I've never beaten him, and he's never beaten me. We're even. But tonight...tonight it ends. Tonight I put on -HIROSHIMA-, and that bitch taps. The Wildman is dead.
Rob DiMarco - What about "The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante? Do you think he'll be a factor in this match??
Chandler - I hate Diamante. He made me return to a place I dispise. I hate him professionally, and I hate him personally. If Diamante interferes in this match, he dies along with the Wildman. Because you see Rob, I DON'T GIVE A FUCK about "wrestling angles". I want Diamante dead, and if I can do it tonight, I will. 'Sall I got to say. Get the fuck out of my face.
Rob DiMarco - Well, good luck! Back to ringside!!
Chandler - Fuck you.
| One Fall Match: Chandler vs. The Wildman |
["Calm Like A Bomb" by Rage Against The Machine blasts through the speakers, as The Wildman steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]
Chris Myers - And his opponent... standing 6' and weighing in at 240 pounds, from Shreveport, Los Angeles, Chandler!
["Ready or Not" by The Fugees blasts through the speakers, as Chandler steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]
The Informer - This is it! Chandler's FIRST match since his return to the EWA!
Vic Canon - I'm pretty anxious to see how he performs!
Eddie Sensation - OH! There's a start!
The Informer - Chandler just flattened The Wildman with a clothesline! The Wildman is back up, and Chandler throws him to the ropes. The Wildman leap frog's over Chandler, and bounces off the ropes again!
Vic Canon - The Wildman comes running back.... Swinging Neckbreaker! Chandler goes down! The Wildman bounces off the ropes.... BIG SPLASH! He goes for the cover... 1... 2... No! Chandler kicks out!
Eddie Sensation - The Wildman is doing pretty good!
The Informer - Indeed! The Wildman picks up Chandler, and whips him to the corner! The Wildman charges in.... SPINEBUSTER BY CHANDLER!! THE WILDMAN WENT DOWN HARD!!
Vic Canon - Chandler is climbing up to the top rope!! He's setting up....... FROG SPLASH!!! PERFECTLY LANDED!!! He goes for the pin.... 1...... 2...... No! The Wildman gets a shoulder up!
Eddie Sensation - DAMN! That frog splash was PERFECT! Did you see the hang time on it?!
The Informer - Chandler has the Wildman on his feet! He applies a headlock, and squeezes down on it!
Vic Canon - The Wildman is going down to the mat! He can barly breathe!
Eddie Sensation - Chandler is wrenching his arm around the Wildman's head! He's trying to stop his air circulation!
The Informer - The Wildman is now on one knee, and he's fading pretty quickly!
Vic Canon - OH GOD!!! LOW BLOW BY THE WILDMAN!!
Eddie Sensation - HAHAHA! DESPERATE TIMES CALL FOR DESPERATE MEASURES!
The Informer - Uhh, sure Eddie... The Wildman bounces off the ropes.... a CLOTHESLINE send Chandler down!
Vic Canon - The Wildman picks him up to his feet.... He's setting him up for a piledriver!
Eddie Sensation - YES!! HE NAILED IT!! CHANDLER IS DOWN!!
The Informer - GOOD GOD, WHAT A MATCH WE'VE GOT HERE! Both men are giving it their all!
Vic Canon - I'm getting goose-bumbs watching this match! It reminds me of the classic battles these men once had, realistically, not all that long ago!
Eddie Sensation - THESE GUYS ARE IDIOTS! MORONS! I LOVE WATCHING THEM DESTROY EACH OTHER!
The Informer - The Wildman is perched on the top rope! Chandler is facing the wrong direction� he has no clue� WHAM!
Vic Canon - Now he does! The Wildman just took down Chandler with a wild clothesline off the top ropes!
Eddie Sensation - HOLY CRAP! Did you see Chandler's spit fly??
The Informer - A couple of feet, at least! The Wildman may very well finally gain a victory over Chandler!
Vic Canon - HEY! LOOK, UP THERE! ENZO IS MAKING HIS WAY TO RINGSIDE!
Eddie Sensation - YEAH! WICKED� NOW THESE GUYS ARE IN FOR SOMETHING!
The Informer - WHAT IS HE DOING HERE! Well, we all know he's here to do Diamante's dirty work, but just what is Nick's agenda?
Vic Canon - That's a good question, Informer! We all know that "The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante has been involved in a teacher vs. student type of feud with The Wildman as of late, or so he claims� but with Chandler back on the scene, you've got to wonder just what Enzo is doing down here!
Eddie Sensation - The Wildman tosses Chandler to the ropes�� POWERSLAM! JESUS CHIRST, THAT'S IT! IT'S OVER FOR SURE!
The Informer - HEY! COME ON! GET HIM DOWN FROM THERE! Enzo is on the apron openly distracting the ref! THE WILDMAN IS PINNING CHANDLER!
Vic Canon - HEY HEY! NOW WE KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON! THERE'S "THE DIAMOND STUD"!! NICK DIAMANTE IS RUNNING DOWN TO RINGSIDE!
Eddie Sensation - BUT THE WILDMAN SEES HIM COMING! NICK SLIDES INTO THE RING�
The Informer - �AND DIAMANTE CHARGES AT THE WILDMAN WITH A CLOTHESLI� NO! WILDMAN DUCKS!! OH!! WHAM!!! AND A RIGHT HAND SENDS DIAMANTE FLYING OUT OF THE RING!!
Vic Canon - IT LOOKS LIKE DIAMANTE'S PLANS HAVE BACKFIRED HERE!! Enzo has finally jumped off the apron! OH, HOW CONVENIENT, HUH!?
Eddie Sensation - WAIT! THE WILDMAN TURNS AROUND! CHANDLER IS WAITING FOR HIM��� HIROSHIMA! HIROSHIMA!! CHANDLER JUST TOOK THE WILDMAN ON A TOUR OF HIROSHIMA, ALL EXPENSES PAID!! CHANDLER HAS IT LOCKED ON!!!
The Informer - UNBELIEVABLE!!! THE WILDMAN IS HOLDING ON!! NO!! NO!!! HE'S TAPPING!! THE WILDMAN HAS TAPPED OUT!!!!!
Vic Canon - CHANDLER WINS A BIG ONE, IRONICALLY WITH DIAMANTE'S HELP!
Chris Myers - The winner of this match is Chandler!
Eddie Sensation - Hey, it doesn't matter here! Diamante hates both of these idiots! And it's obvious that he was trying to single out The Wildman at this particular moment!
The Informer - Chandler is up in the ring, and hell� sure, he saw Diamante coming, and he took advantage of an opportunity that he saw!
Vic Canon - Diamante is making his way up the ramp with Enzo, and we've got to go backstage. I understand Rob DiMarco is ready to speak with The Sexy MF's themselves!
Eddie Sensation - HA, I love it!
| Pre-Match Interview with The Sexy MF's |
"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - DiMarco, nothing the 3D does is shameful or lacks sportsmanship! Nick was given a gift just a few seconds ago� and he capitalized on having both Chandler and The Wildman where he could see them!
Tracey Lane - Robert, you are in no position to tell us what is shameful or lacking in sportsmanship. Wasn't that you sniffing around my dressing room for some worn panties after the strip tease match?
[Just then, "The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante and Enzo enter the area. Diamante is all happy as he high-fives his partner, Delsante, and is handed his EWA Tag Team Title belt by Tracey Lane�]
"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Ha, oh yeah! DID YOU GUYS SEE THAT! What a fish the Wildman is! Do you see why I gave up on trying to teach him how to be a damn good survivor!? No matter how much heart someone has, their IGNORANCE will always override their intelligence, or lack there of! And Chandler, boy� I just handed you your first victory, free of charge! The next one won't be "all expenses paid" capice, bitch!
Rob DiMarco - Please� well gentlemen, you're about to step out into the ring against Extreme Velocity, with a lot more than just the tag belts being on the line. Should Sane and Dreyborn defeat you, The Sexy MF's will never be able to wrestle as a tag team again!
"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - Oh yeah, like you wouldn't love that! Every time I tag up with someone, it's with success. Jack "Backstreet" Suede, Madman Mangoya, Wolf Nebula, and Nick Diamante! Hell, I even managed a tag team to the top once! And every damn time I'm seen wearing this belt, people want to see that team dissolved. Well, not tonight, EWA! Not tonight, Tom Stone! Yeah, you're back, and everyone and everyone's mother knows that you'll probably do whatever it takes to see Extreme Velocity win. Well, the Sexy MF's are going to prove why we are so much better than you, Tom. We're going to prove that if it wasn't for us, YOU'D HAVE NO FED!
"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Rob, it's funny how you always leave out the important stuff! Dino and I have the chance to finish off the final chapter in the bitter, ongoing feud between the 3D and The Syndiclits�
Rob DiMarco - Please, watch your language!
"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Ooops, sorry� I just slipped that one in� out� in and out! Damn! My bad! Tonight, in one match, "The Cornerstone" and I get to do something we've wanted to do for the past few months, and that is rid the EWA of The Syndicate! Now that Howell has smartened up and left the squad, we've got the chance to force two of the other guys right out of the EWA! "The Extremist" Justin Sane� "The Interrogator" Dickie Dreyborn� OLD NEWS, OLD ERA� TWO STRIKES AND YOU'RE OUT! It's gonna be sweet gettin' sour on both your asses tonight, for the very last time!
Rob DiMarco - Tracey, I'm interested in your opinion of this situation. What's next for the 3 Dimensions of Wrestling if The Sexy MF's not only lose the gold, but also the ability to team up?
Tracey Lane - Rob, there are other members in the Three Dimensions that could team with Nick or Dino. Zed would be the perfect compliment to either of these men's style. And then there's always our prospect, Brett Bomb.
Rob DiMarco - Is this a revelation?? Is Brett Bomb the newest member of the 3D?
Tracey Lane - [Strokes his cheek suggestively] You'll just have to wait like the rest of the marks, Rob.
Rob DiMarco - Any final thought, gentlemen? This may be your last chance to voice your opinions as a unit.
"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - No, Rob� this is gonna be our last chance to make a wicked first impression on the EWA's tag team division. Tonight, The Sexy MF's walk in champions� and we walk out ready to riiiiiiiiiiide into the sunset, with a very bright future in store.
"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - Plain and simple�the EWA Tag Team Division is made up of two kinds of teams; us, and everyone else. Extreme Velocity, say, "Good night, good-bye, and see you later." And for the rest of you�Williams Brothers, Anatomy of Perfection, WarCryme and whoever your pal is, and especially the remaining two members of the Syndicate, Howell and Hustler�watch and learn how it's done. Watch two men walk out to the ring and back up every word they say!
Rob DiMarco - Well, we're about to find out the truth! Either The Sexy MF's will lose the gold and ability to team up in the future, or Extreme Velocity will take a long ride of their own, into the sunset, and out of the EWA. Informer, what's your take on things there at ringside?
| EWA Tag Team Title Match: The Sexy MF's vs. Extreme Velocity |
Vic Canon - Yeah, and I'd also love to see Diamante and Delsante's reactions if they lose and realize that they can no longer team together. Does that mean they have to disband the 3D?
Eddie Sensation - Oh no, no no! Don't you get carried away! All it means is The Sexy MF's can never be a tag team! No more, no less! But that little stipulation won't mean much! Because the 3D will prove superior over The Syndicate once and for all here tonight!
The Informer - We'll have to see about that. With that said, let's go up to ring announce Chris Myers!
Chris Myers - This next match is scheduled for one fall, and is for the EWA Tag Team Titles! Also, if The Sexy MF's defeat Extreme Velocity, The Syndicate MUST disband!! BUT, If Extreme Velocity are victorious, Nick Diamante and Dino Delsante may NEVER participate in a Tag Team Match together AGAIN! Now, Introducing first... accompanied to the ring by Tracey Lane and Enzo, at a total combined weighing of 527� pounds, the EWA Tag Team Champions, "The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante and "The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante, The Sexy MF's!
["Rock Is Dead" by Marylin Manson blasts through the speakers, as Tracey Lane, Ezno and the EWA Tag Team Champions, The Sexy MF's step out from behind the curtain and head towards the ring.]
Chris Myers - And their opponents... at a total combined weight of 540 pounds, "The Interrogator" Richard Dreyborn and "The Extremist" Justin Sane, Extreme Velocity!
["Let's Get This Party Started" by Korn blasts through the speakers, as Extreme Velocity's arrival is anticipated.]
Vic Canon - WHOA, EXTREME VELOCITY� THEY'RE JUMPING OUT FROM THE AUDIENCE!!
Eddie Sensation - THOSE BACK-FIGHTERS!! NICK, DINO!! WATCH OUT!!
The Informer - MY OH MY!! Listen to this crowd reaction!! Extreme Velocity has hit the ring and jumped the EWA tag champions! It's do or die for both teams here tonight!
Vic Canon - Dreyborn tosses Diamante to the ropes� OH!! OH MY GOODNESS!!! "THE INTERROGATOR" RICHARD DREYBORN JUST BACK-DROPPED DIAMANTE OVER THE ROPES TO THE OUTSIDE!! AND HE LANDED HARD ON THE FLOOR RIGHT HERE IN FRONT OF US!
Eddie Sensation - AHHHHHH!! STOP THESE IDIOTS!! THEY'RE OUT OF CONTROL!! THEY NEED MENTAL WORK!! CHECK THEM INTO AN INSTITUTE!!
The Informer - This is unbelievable! Extreme Velocity came here to fight tonight! They're not even in their normal ring attire! They're wearing combat boots, army pants and Syndicate shirts! Needless to say, they came for war!
Vic Canon - Right now, Dreyborn and Sane are double teaming "The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante! "The Diamond Stud" is out here on the floor and he looks to be in pain!
Eddie Sensation - WHAM! WHAM! THESE GUYS GOTTA CALM DOWN!
The Informer - HEY! GET HER DOWN FROM THERE� GET DOWN FROM THERE, TRACEY!
Vic Canon - Tracey Lane is on the apron! She smells trouble, and she's doing her best to gain the attention of Extreme Velocity!
Eddie Sensation - She better watch out! I wouldn't put it past these fools to hit her!
The Informer - Uh oh, this is bad! "The Interrogator" Richard Dreyborn is walking towards Tracey Lane on the other side of the ring!
Vic Canon - Good God, Dick� don't do anything stupid!
Eddie Sensation - JUSTIN AND DINO ARE VICIOUSLY GOING AT IT RIGHT UP HERE IN FRONT OF US!!
The Informer - HEY, WATCH HIM!! DIAMANTE IS GOING OVER� PUT THAT DOWN!! PUT IT DOWN!! NICK JUST TOOK A STEEL CHAIR FROM CHRIS MYERS!!
Vic Canon - NO!! NO!! NOT WHEN THERE'S CAREERS ON THE LINE, DAMNIT!!! WHY CAN'T WE HAVE MORE OFFICIALS DOWN HERE!!!
Eddie Sensation - DELSANTE LIFTS UP SANE IN SOMEWHAT OF A BEARHUG!! AHHHHHHH!!! RICHARD DREYBORN HAS TRACEY LANE BY THE ARMS!! AND THE REF IS PLEADING WITH HIM!!
The Informer - NO, NO!! THIS IS WRONG!! "THE DIAMOND STUD" IS GETTING ON THE APRON, AND HE HAS THAT FOLDING CHAIR!!
Vic Canon - WHAM!! MY GOD!! THAT IS HIDEOUS!!! NICK DIAMANTE JUST PLANTED JUSTIN SANE WITH A STEEL CHAIR!! RIGHT OVER THE BACK OF DINO DELSANTE!!
Eddie Sensation - HAHAHAHAHA!!! YEAH BABY, SAY GOODBYE TO EXTREME VELOCITY!!
The Informer - TRACEY IS DOWN� WHY YOU LITTLE CONNIVING�
Vic Canon - SHE DID WHAT SHE CAME FOR!! And Dreyborn is heading outside of the ring in Diamante's direction! He has no clue that his partner was just struck in the head with a chair! This is wrong! All wrong!!
Eddie Sensation - WHOA!! WATCH OUT GUYS� THESE BIG HOMBRES ARE FIGHTING A LITTLE TOO CLOSE FOR COMFORT!!
The Informer - Damnit, Diamante and Dreyborn are going at it! But in the ring� Delsante, no! He's making the cover!
Vic Canon - No, this is bad! The ref is in position! 1� 2� 3!! My God, no!
Eddie Sensation - HAHAHAHA!!! THEY DID IT!!! THEY DID IT, YEAH BABY!! YEAH!!! EXTREME VELOCITY IS GONE!! THE SYNDICATE IS DEAD!! HAHAHA!!! ANOTHER BIG ONE FOR THE 3D OF WRESTLING!! PUT THAT IN YOUR PIPE AND SMOKE IT EWA!
Chris Myers - The winners of this match, and still EWA World Tag Team Champions, "The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante! "The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante! The Sexy MF's!
The Informer - We've got officials coming down here, finally. Dreyborn is up in the ring and aiding the medical assistance of his partner, Justin Sane. This is a travesty of justice and we watch Dino, Nick and Tracey go back up into the ring to celebrate!
Vic Canon - This is horrible! Extreme Velocity was a great team here in the EWA, and to think that it was a steel chair that ended it all! Horrible, just horrible!
Eddie Sensation - Can you believe it guys! Done� gone! The Syndicate is through! Nice success they ended up having against the 3D, huh? HAHAHAHA!
The Informer - They've done it! I can't believe it, but The Sexy MF's have defeated Extreme Velocity! And now EV is out of the EWA!
Vic Canon - It's a damn shame! The Sexy MF's seem like they can never win without cheating somehow! This time, it was Diamante's chair shot to the cranium of Justin Sane that finished the job!
Eddie Sensation - Hey, in the EWA you win at all costs! "The Cornerstone" and "The Diamond Stud" just showed you why they're two-thirds of the hottest trio to ever hit the EWA!
The Informer - This is a sad moment, because now, The Syndicate truly is gone from the EWA. The Hustler is it's only member... which I guess, makes The Syndicate a thing of the past! It's a sad moment, no doubt.
[The Wildman casually walks out past the curtain, onto the stage and into the arena with a microphone in his hands...]
The Wildman - Hey Diamante!
Vic Canon - HEY! IT'S THE WILDMAN!
Eddie Sensation - AWW, GET THIS FOOL OUT OF HERE!!
The Wildman - ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! WE'RE ALL TIRED OF SEEING YOU CHEAT YOUR WAY TO VICTORY! AND I'M SICK AND DAMN TIRED OF BEING A CASUALTY OF NICKY D'S ACTIONS!
The Informer - You tell him, Wildman!
The Wildman - TONIGHT... I'M GONNA TAKE YOU UP ON THAT OFFER YOU MADE JUST A FEW DAYS AGO! YOU WANNA SEE THE WILDMAN STRUNG UP BY THE NECK IN A NOOSE?? DOES IT TURN YOU ON TO SEE ME HUNG!? WELL IF IT DOES, TONIGHT'S GONNA BE A SPECIAL NIGHT FOR YOU, BECAUSE YOU'RE GONNA GET THE CHANCE TO DO IT YOURSELF! ONE ON ONE... ME AND YOU IN A NOOSE MATCH! WHAT DO YA SAY, HUH?
Vic Canon - MY GOD! HE'S ACCEPTING THE NOOSE MATCH, TONIGHT?
The Informer - Apparently so!
"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Well... ya see... normally, I would...
The Wildman - QUIT MAKING EXCUSES AND BE A MAN, DAMNIT!
Eddie Sensation - Hey, don't you queston Diamante's manhood, or he'll whip it out and squ...
The Informer - Eddie!
Vic Canon - Come on, Nick! Be a man for once!
"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - FINE, YOU WANT IT... YOU GOT IT, BUT IT'S GONNA BE THE DAMNDEST THING YOU'VE EVER GOTTEN YOURSELF INTO, AND I WON'T BE HELD RESPONSIBLE IF YOUR ASS AIN'T LIVING TOMORROW!
Eddie Sensation - This one is going too far, guys!
The Wildman - TONIGHT, JUST SHOW UP AND WE'LL WORRY ABOUT THE CONSEQUENCES LATER!
[The Wildman's music begins to play as he takes a last look at Nick, and heads back through the curtains...]
The Informer - My goodness! Tonight, right here on Heat, we're going to see the EWA's first ever "Noose Match"! My God, someone's going to get hurt! Fans, stay with us! EWA Tuesday Night Heat will be right back!
| Backstage... |
Nuno Nitrowalawitz - AH!.... I CANT WAIT!! HE'S COMING!!! HAHAHA!!! HYPER!!! NEED... TO.... DO SOMETHING!!! AHH!!!
| Pre-Match Interview with Lorenzo Hayes, OX, WaR CrYmE & Arthryn |
Lorenzo Hayes - Tell me this Rachel! Look at us four athletes! Please tell me could four men with this much talent be just put together? Of course not! The four of us are a team, an Xclusive team so to speak. We have OX a wrestler who accelerates to a different level whenever he needs to! We have Arthyrn a man with talent that goes through the roof; we have WaR CrYmE the same man that beat the legend known as The Pegasus Warrior. And then we have me, Lorenzo Hayes! �ThE kInG oF gLiTz AnD gLaMoUr� the most Up an Coming Superstar in the business. Could we be put together randomly? Of course not! And tonight when the four of us take on them trash pickers, everybody will realize what a dominant force we are, and every person will recognize that we are a force to be reckoned with in the EWA! Xclusive is no joke, so please don�t take us lightly or you will suffer with an extreme amount of PAIN! Isn�t that right OX?
OX - Of course that is right. If you look at the accomplishments we have in singles competition, just imagine what will happen when we team together. First, you have Lorenzo Hayes. He has the monicker "Mr. Ratings". However, that is not a self-centered statement because it is the honest truth. When he performs... the fans watch. Plain and simple. Then we have WaR CrYmE who defeated the 'almighty' Pegasus Warrior. Not only that, but in the meantime he won the UGSC, the Unified Grand Slam Championship, title. Meaning, he won FOUR world titles in ONE match. Unfortunately, he was recently screwed out of the championship. It's a shame... a crying shame. But that is the past. Someone in this group that does not have a well documented past is Arthryn. Why? Because he is the rookie of the group. He is also, if I say so myself, one of the most talented. His future is more than bright... it's blinding! Finally, we have myself. I am the 'Savior' of the group. I have not held multiple amount of championships, but my accomplishments are far. I am, or so I think, the most experienced out of the four. I have been in this business for a couple of years. But that does not take away from these other men, because they are definitely some of the best talent on the market today.
Rachel Stevens - What do you guys think of your opponents, Anatomy of Perfection and The Williams Brotherz? We know that they don't like each other AT ALL... Does that add some confidence for you guys??
[Rachel looks at WaR CrYmE, who is at the moment turned around and is speaking to The Purple Yum Yum Pig. WaR CrYmE turns around and shoves the plunger onto the face of Rachel Stevens, she screams and backs away.]
WaR CrYmE - Frrrrrrrickity Ba-wahhh!!!!! Mwahaha, Purple is funny guy. You know what else is funny Rachel? The fact that Anatomy Of Perfection and The Williamz Brothers signed a match against us, i mean its like Lorenzo and Ox said......what did they say?
[WaR CrYmE turns around again and converes with the plunger before whipping back around with a confident look on his face.]
WaR CrYmE - Its like Lorenzo and Ox said, Rachel your a sexy bitch and i want to ride your love boat all night long......THATS NOT RIGHT!!!!
[Everybody in interview session bursts out in laughter as they point and laugh at WaR CrYmE and Rachel. WaR CrYmE turns around once more and turns back around after a quick conversation with The Purple Yum Yum Pig.]
WaR CrYmE - Umm....Sorry Rachel we dont remember what Lorenzo and Ox said.... but you are a sexy bitch you know that right?
Arthryn - [Holding off his laughter] Look, sexy bitch, all I have to say is this. Lorenzo, Ox, WaR CrYmE, The Purple Yum Yum Pig and Arthryn are the future of the EWA. People like Shawn Walker may think they are, but come on! With the present being Zed, 3D, Chandler, it isn't hard to surpass it. So Anatomy of Perfection, Williams Brotherz... you're just the beginning. One by one, 2 by 2, 4 by 4, I don't f'n care, we're going to go up the ladder. Now Rachel, if you don't plan on letting The Purple Yum Yum Pig ride you, you better make like a tree and get the hell out of here.... Otherwise he might just ride you as if there was no tomorrow, and he hadn't gotten some in a while! And that would be all there is to it, 'cause nobody would be able to do anything about it! Make note of that.
Rachel Stevens - Well, good luck to you all in your match! Over to you, Rob!
| Pre-Match Interview with Anatomy Of Perfection |
Brandon Casten - Anything could effect the match Rob, but what most sticks out in my mind is when the The Williamz Brotherz made us lose the match at Any Means Neccessary. Those two chair shots that they inflicted upon us stung for a little bit that night...but what most stung is the feelings that came afterwords. So if I were to say whether it would effect the match or not then all I can say is that if they stay out of our business then we will stay out of theirs. I for one hope everything runs smooth as can be, I just hope they think the same.
Rob DiMarco - Will you 4 work together as a team just this one time, or are we going to see an all-out brawl??
Ian Casten - I share the same feelings as Brandon. I feel that if we all have our heads screwed on tight and not let our differences stand in the way than everything will go on course. I take it this way...it's really not a difference between love and hate, it's a difference between sides. But like Brandon said, if they stay out of our way than we will stay clear from theirs.
Rob DiMarco - Over to you, Rachel!
| Pre-Match Interview with The Williams Brotherz |
Jarvis Williams - No, ma'am. It won't. We came here to kick some @$$ and thats we're planning on doing here! These four people may want to think they've found shelter within themselves, but let me assure you Rachael, these guys are going south for the winter!
Rachel Stevens - Will you 4 work together as a team just this one time, or are we going to see an all-out brawl??
Sean Williams - I'll answer this one! Who knows!? Anatomy and The Brotherz may have bad blood, but for this one night AND ONE NIGHT ONLY we are willing to put that aside and help The Williams Brotherz get their first of many victories in the EWA!
Rachel Stevens - Over to you, Rachel!
| 8 Man Tag Team Match: Lorenzo Hayes, OX, WaR CrYmE & Arthryn vs. Anatomy Of Perfection & The Williams Brotherz |
["What's The Difference" by Eminem & Dr. Dre blasts through the speakers, as "Mr. Ratings" Lorenzo Hayes, OX, WaR CrYmE & Arthryn step out from behind the curtain and head towards the ring.]
Chris Myers - And their opponents, introducing first... at a total combined weight of 513 pounds, Brandon and Ian Casten, Anatomy Of Perfection!
["Tonight The Stars Revolt" by Powerman 5000 blasts through the speakers, as Anatomy Of Perfection step out from behind the curtain and head towards the ring.]
Chris Myers - And their partners... at a total combined weighing of 444 pounds, Jarvis and Sean Williams, The Williams Brotherz!
["Killer" by ATB blasts through the speakers, as The Williams Brotherz step out from behind the curtain and head towards the ring.]
The Informer - It looks like Lorenzo Hayes is going to start this one off against.... well, who knows! Both the Anatomy of Perfection AND The Williams Brotherz are in the ring, and they're arguing over who's going to start the match!
Vic Canon - That's not a good sign...
Eddie Sensation - LOOK OUT!!
The Informer - Oh man! Jarvis Williams just clotheslined Brandon Casten over the top ropes! And now Ian Casten threw him over! LOOK OUT!! OH!! Sean Williams just threw Ian Casten over the top! I guess Sean Williams is going to start this one off!
Vic Canon - Look on the outside! Anatomy of Perfection are beating on Jarvis Williams! And now Sean Williams see's it, and he's going out there to help his partner!
Eddie Sensation - Now it's a 2 on 2 brawl! DAMMIT, the sides are even! I wanted to see someone get their ass kicked!!
The Informer - The ref is counting out Sean Williams, and all of his teamates! He's at a 7 count!! 8..... 9.... 10!!
Chris Myers - The winners of this match by countout are, Lorenzo Hayes, OX, WaR CrYmE & Arthryn!
Vic Canon - OH MAN!! Lorenzo Hayes, OX, WaR CrYmE & Arthryn all just charged to the outside! They're going after the Anatomy of Perfection and The Williams Brotherz!
Eddie Sensation - DAMN, WHAT A BRAWL!!
The Informer - Lorenzo Hayes has Brandon Casten.... OH!!! IT'S SHOWTIME!!!
Vic Canon - Huh?
The Informer - That's his signature move! "ShowTime"! He just nailed Brandon Casten with it!!!
Vic Canon - WaR CrYmE has Jarvis Williams setup for a Hangmans DDT!! OH!! HE NAILED IT!!!
Eddie Sensation - Hangmans DDT?!?! HELL NO!! He calls that "Genocidal Tendencies"!!
The Informer - OX NAILS Sean Williams with a powerbomb in the middle of the ring!! OX is going to the top! He's setup for "OXidation"!!! AND HE NAILS HIM WITH IT!!! BEAUTIFUL FROG SPLASH OFF THE TOP!!!
Vic Canon - Arthryn has Ian Casten setup..... OH MY!!! Double-Underhook Implant DDT!!! That was AMAZING!!
The Informer - He calls that "Execution", Vic!!
Vic Canon - Soooorry!!
Eddie Sensation - Hahaha!
The Informer - LISTEN TO THIS CROWD! They're LOVING the team of Lorenzo Hayes, OX, WaR CrYmE & Arthryn!!
Vic Canon - And for good reason!! They just left half of the EWA's Tag Team Division out cold in the ring!!
The Informer - Now we're going to send backstage, to Rachel Stevens! Rachel?
| Pre-Match Interview with Brett Bomb |
Brett Bomb - Simple answer... Yes, complex answer is this... I'm not REEEAAALLY sure who ordered this match obviously not someone affiliated with 3D, most likely the action of Tom Stone or someone along that line, they fear if Brett Bomb officially joins 3D their worst nightmare COULD come true and the fastest rising ever EWA athlete will team up with 3D to create one helacious group o' wrasslers. My best guess is that Tom or somebody is gonna make some pathetic attempt to break up 3D and/or anyone in the least sense of kahutes with 3D, so it's empire doesn't expand, but the Three Dimensions of wrestling is just gonna get better and better and there's absolutely nothing that Tom Stone or any of those other desk jockeys can do to stop them! So tonight I say Hacker, no hard feelings after the match even if I do beat you to a bloody pulp...
Rachel Stevens - It sounds like you think you're a 3D Member, or something close to it... Do you consider yourself a 3D Member, or more like a friend??
Brett Bomb - As of now I'd say 3D and I are affiliates but not quite allies that doesn't mean I don't want to align myself with 3D, it just means that an official proposal hasn't been dealt I still think to two headmasters of 3D being Nick and Dino are waiting for me to impress them in the ring and tonight against Hack that's what's goin' down if it ain't tonigh then next Heat you can schedule me up against ANYONE on the EWA roster too prove that I'm fearless and I take shit from nobody, NOT even 3D, even if we have a somewhat of a bond...
Rachel Stevens - Well, good luck in your match! Over to guys at ringside!
| One Fall Match: Hacker vs. Brett Bomb |
["Wake Up" by Rage Against The Machine blasts through the speakers, as Brett Bomb steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]
Chris Myers - And his oppoent... standing 7' and weighing in at 331 pounds, from Detroit, Michigan, Hacker!
["Counterfeit" by Limp Bizkit blasts through the speakers, as Hacker steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]
The Informer - LOOK OUT!! IT'S DINO DELSANTE!! HE'S RIGHT BEHIND HACKER!! HACKER DOESN'T KNOW HE'S THERE!!!!
Vic Canon - OH!!! DINO NAILS HACKER FROM BEHIND!!! HERE COMES BRETT BOMB TO HELP!! THIS IS AN AMBUSH!!! I CAN'T BELEIVE IT!!!
Eddie Sensation - HAHAHA!! I LOVE IT!!!
The Informer - DINO DELSANTE AND BRETT BOMB ARE KICKING AND PUNCHING HACKER INTO THE GROUND!! GET SOME HELP OUT HERE!!!!
Vic Canon - Dino Delsante has Hacker on his feet...... LOOK OUT!!! THE IRON CITY DROP!!! RIGHT ON THE RAMP!!!
Eddie Sensation - HAHAHA!!!
The Informer - FOLKS, WE HAVE TO TAKE A COMMERCIAL BREAK!! WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK!!!
| Backstage... |
Nuno Nitrowalawitz - HE'S COMING!!! I CAN'T WAIT!! CAN YOU?! HAHAHA!!!
Backstage Worker - Who is?
Nuno Nitrowalawitz - HE IS!!!
Backstage Worker - Uhh, yeah... Whatever...
[As Nuno walks away, he says...]
Nuno Nitrowalawitz - I CAN'T WAIT!!! FINALLY, HE IS COMING!! THEY'LL ALL PAY!!! ALL OF THEM!!
| Pre-Match Interview with Rocky Blonde |
Rocky Blonde - What is there to be scared of. This so called new Thurston Howell, isn't a threat at all. Where did you get this guy is a psychotic nut. He's the biggest wuss I've ever seen. Thurston you should of stayed the same way you were before you turned into a lunatic. Alls I got to say is that you got no chance at beating the REAL DEAL tonight on Heat.
Rob DiMarco - Ok, well then how confident are you that you will beat him here tonight??
Rocky Blonde - How confident am I? Well honest opinion. I'm pretty damm confident that I'm going to wipe the ring with this guys ass tonight. Thats how confident am I am now this interview is over. So get the hell out of my way so I can get to my match.
Rob DiMarco - Over to you Rachel!
| Pre-Match Interview with Thurston Howell |
Thurston Howell - You want to know why I had a sudden change of heart, it is because I am sick of being a nice guy and getting nothing out of it. You see I have been contemplating this change for a while now ever since the Syndicate had been slowly fading away into thin dust. I mean the Syndicate was going nowhere and I was the only one that could see that. So I stuck the final dagger in the heart of the Syndicate, being the heart and soul of the group, I left them all behind so they can go nowhere like before. And now with a new attitude and a new purpose I will take the EWA by storm like I said in the beginning and being a "psychotic nut" can't hurt those chances at all!!
Rachel Stevens - How confident are you that you will beat Rocky Blonde here tonight??
Thurston Howell - Rocky Blonde....oh yeah the guy that starred in the Rocky Moives...no...that was Rocky Balboa. Then I guess that means that Rocky Blonde is a nobody because I have never heard of this chump before. And you are asking me if I am confident that I will beat this guy named Rocky Blonde?? I laugh at that question, because tonight Rocky will be the first man in the EWA to fight the new Thurston Howell, and that really won't be a fun task for him. I can promise you after that match he won't be saying, "Yo Adrian I did it!", he'll be checking in to the ER instead!!
Rachel Stevens - Back to you guys at ringside!
| One Fall Match: Thurston Howell vs. Rocky Blonde |
["Cowboys from Hell" by Pantera blasts through the speakers, as Joe and Rocky Blonde step out from behind the curtain and head towards the ring.]
Chris Myers - And his opponent... standing 6'4" and weighing in at 248 pounds, from Greenwich, Conneticuit, Thurston Howell!
["Faith" by Limp Bizkit blasts through the speakers, as Thurston Howell steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]
[Suddenly, "Sugar" by System Of A Down blasts through the speakers, and the EWA North American Champion, "Reverend" Nuno Nirtowalawitz steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]
The Informer - What the hell?!
Vic Canon - What's going on?? Why is Nuno Nitrowalawitz coming out here?
Eddie Sensation - Don't look at me, I don't know!
The Informer - Nuno is now making his way around the ring... Rocky Blonde and Thurston Howell are both staring at him!
Vic Canon - Oh shit! Nuno has a chair! Who's he aiming for? Howell, or Rocky Blonde?!
Eddie Sensation - Neither... He's sitting down! HAHAHA!
The Informer - Wow... this is strange... Nuno Nitrowalawitz is sitting about 10 feet from Eddie Sensation, and is watching the match! I don't know what the hell is going on...
Vic Canon - LOOK OUT! Rocky Blonde just nailed Thurston Howell from behind! Blonde throws Howell to the ropes.... SPINEBUSTER! Rocky Blonde goes for the pin... 1.... 2.... No! Howell with the easy kick out!
Eddie Sensation - Hey Informer, where's this psycho Thurston Howell you were talking about?!
The Informer - Well, he's not here yet, but I'm sure we'll see that psycho side before this one is over! Back to the match.... Rocky Blonde throws Thurston Howell to the ropes, Howell bounces back... Back body drop by Rocky Blonde!
Vic Canon - Rocky Blonde is in good control of this match! He's impressing me!! Now Blonde is going to the top rope!
Eddie Sensation - Howell is on his feet! LOOK OUT!!
The Informer - OH!! Howell just shook the ropes, and Rocky Blonde landed on you know what!
Vic Canon - Howell climbs up to the top, and grabs Blonde.... OH MY GOD! DOUBLE UNDERHOOK GUT WRENCH POWERBOMB OFF THE TOP ROPE!!! CAN YOU BELEIVE IT?!?!
Eddie Sensation - HOLY SHIT!! THAT WAS AMAZING!!
The Informer - WHAT STRENGTH BY THURSTON HOWELL! BUT HE'S NOT GOING FOR THE PIN!! That's a BIG mistake!
Vic Canon - Howell picks up Rocky Blonde..... OH GOD!!!! LARIAT!! BLONDE GOT TURNED INSIDE OUT!!!
Eddie Sensation - NOW I see that psycho you were talking about, Informer!
The Informer - Told ya! Now Howell is setting up Blonde for The Investment!! LISTEN TO THIS CROWD BOO!!!
Vic Canon - Wait a minute... Nuno Nitrowalawitz just folded up his chair, and slid into the ring with it!!
Eddie Sensation - WHAM!!! OH SHIT!!!!
The Informer - NUNO JUST NAILED HOWELL WITH THE CHAIR!!! ROCKY BLONDE IS UP, AND HE'S STOMPING AT HOWELL!!!
Vic Canon - WHAM!!! OH NO!! NUNO JUST NAILED ROCKY BLONDE WITH THE CHAIR!! BOTH MEN ARE OUT!!! AND LISTEN TO THIS CROWD!!
Eddie Sensation - THEY'RE GOING CRAZY FOR NUNO NITROWALAWITZ!!!!
The Informer - Nuno drops the chair on the mat, and picks up Howell! He sets him up....... OH!!!! DDT RIGHT INTO THE CHAIR!!!!
Vic Canon - Now Nuno grabs Rocky Blonde! He throws him to the ropes...... OH GOD!!! NUNO JUST USED ROCKY'S OWN MOMENTUM TO POWERBOMB HIM!!!
Eddie Sensation - DAMN, THAT WAS GOOD!!
The Informer - THIS IS THE MOST I'VE EVER SEEN NUNO WRESTLE IN MY LIFE!!! AND THE CROWD IS LOVING HIM!!!
Vic Canon - Nuno is now leaving the ring with his North American Title!
Eddie Sensation - Look! Thurston Howell is slowly getting up!!
The Informer - Well, Nuno is already out of here! There's no way he's going to catch him!
Vic Canon - I don't think that's what he's looking for, Informer! He just wants to hurt someone, ANYONE!
Eddie Sensation - Uh oh... I think Howell saw Rocky Blonde laying there! He's picking him up!!
The Informer - Oh shit.... Call the paramedics! Rocky Blonde is in trouble! Howell has him setup..... OH!!! DAMN!!!
Vic Canon - Thurston Howell just nailed Rocky Blonde with The Investment! But he's not done! He's picking up Blonde again! NO... DON'T DO IT HOWELL!!
Eddie Sensation - OH!!!!
The Informer - WHAM!! ROCKY BLONDE HAS BEEN NAILED WITH THE INVESTMENT TWICE!!! GET SOME HELP OUT HERE!!!
Vic Canon - And Howell STILL ISN'T DONE!! He's beating on Blonde!!! OH COME ON!!! SOMEONE STOP THIS!!!
Eddie Sensation - DAMN... He IS a psycho!
The Informer - Send it backstage or something... just get the camera off the ring..... NOW!!!!
| Pre-Match Interview with Big Pappy |
Big Pappy - Turn....I am merely teaching him a lesson about life that he wil NEVER E-E-EVER FORGET AGAIN!! He will know how it feels to be sliced and squished into an orange blender as your life is sucked out of you and into a glass or jar...Oh damn did I say that out loud....
Rob DiMarco - Are you at all scared of what he's going to do to you?? Last time you guys had a match, you were on the mat in a matter of SECONDS!
Big Pappy - I've been drinking milk and it contains over 22 nutrients and is a great source of calcium. Jericho isn't a technician...he's MAD!!!! The only way to beat an insane man is to be even ore insane baby, WOOO!
Rob DiMarco - Over to you, Rachel!!
| Pre-Match Interview with Chris Jericho |
Chris Jericho - Yes...Yes...An Orange??? I am fully prepred for that Rachel Owens! Don't you know that I am Jericho "The Orange" Slayer! I will definitely be fully ready for that Orange loving jerky!
Rachel Stevens - Also, have you gotten a response from Y2C yet on your challenge to an Orange On A Poll Cage Match at NC 17 "Pure Violence" 2000??
Chris Jericho - That Jerky is another story! I challenged him and all he's been doing is quivering in his little orange factory, knowing that my sword Xcalibur, will slice his Orange Ass! When he hears the words "By The Power Of Grey Skull, I am Jericho!" Of course he is afraid!
Rachel Stevens - Back to ringside!
| Non-Title Match: Chris Jericho vs. Big Pappy |
["Get Naked" by Methods Of Mayhem blasts through the speakers, as Big Pappy steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]
Chris Myers - And his opponent... accompanied to the ring by Mandi, standing 5'11" and weighing in at 230 pounds, from Calgary, Alberta, Canada, the EWA Extreme Champion, "The Franchise" Chris Jericho!
["Walls Of Jericho" blasts through the speakers, as Mandi and the EWA Extreme Champion "The Franchise" Chris Jericho step out from behind the curtain....]
The Informer - LOOK OUT!! JERICHO IS RUNNING TO THE RING AT FULL SPEED!!
Vic Canon - He slides in, and takes down Big Pappy! LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT, RIGHT!!
Eddie Sensation - COME ON REF!! THAT'S A CLOSED FIST!!!
The Informer - Jericho gets off of Pappy, and throws him to the ropes. Pappy bounces back... HURACONRANNA BY JERICHO!!! Uh oh! Jericho is going up to the top!!
Vic Canon - Big Pappy is slowly getting to his feet!
Eddie Sensation - LOOK OUT PAPPY!
The Informer - OH!! MISSLE DROPKICK!!! PAPPY GOES DOWN HARD!!! NOW JERICHO IS CALLING FOR THE WALLS OF JERICHO!! LISTEN TO THIS CROWD!!!
Vic Canon - He's got Pappy's legs.... And he turns him over!! But Pappy has a hold of the bottom rope! Jericho must break the hold!
Eddie Sensation - DAMMIT, we need some ref's that will get physical with these wrestlers! They never listen to the ref!
The Informer - What's your point?! Jericho breaks the hold, and Pappy rolls to the outside!
Vic Canon - Smart move by Big Pappy! He needs to get himself back together!
Eddie Sensation - Look at Jericho! He wants to go chase after Pappy! But the ref isn't letting him! WAY TO GO REF!! Finally, he's doing his job!
The Informer - Jericho backs away from the ropes as instructed... Jericho gets a running start....... OH MY GOD!!!! JERICHO JUST TOOK OUT PAPPY WITH A RUNNING SUICIDE DIVE ONTO THE OUTSIDE!!!!
Vic Canon - Jericho wants some more of Pappy! Big Pappy rolls into the ring, and Jericho climbs to the top rope! Pappy slowly gets to his feet, and Jericho is on the top rope timing his jump! Pappy is up, and Jericho jumps!
Eddie Sensation - OH MAN!!!
The Informer - MOONSAULT PERFECTLY LANDED! Pappy is on his back again! Jericho goes for the pin! No... he's setting him up for something!
Vic Canon - That's a mistake by Jericho! That could cost him the match!
Eddie Sensation - LOOK OUT!!
The Informer - OH!! JERICHO JUST NAILED PAPPY WITH THE ASAI MOONSAULT!! HE GOES FOR THE PIN.... 1...... 2..... 3!!!!
Chris Myers - And the winner of this match, the EWA Extreme Champion, Chris Jericho!
Vic Canon - Wait a minute... who the hell is that coming down the aisle way??
Eddie Sensation - IT'S Y2C!!!
The Informer - Y2C is making his way to the ring! Jericho has his back turned, he doesn't see him coming!
Vic Canon - Now what's he doing?? OH NO! Y2C just pulled a chair out from under the ring!! He slides into the ring.....
Eddie Sensation - OH SHIT!!! WHAM!!!!
The Informer - OH MAN!! Y2C JUST TOOK OUT JERICHO WITH THE STEEL CHAIR!!!
Vic Canon - AND NOW HE'S APPLYING THE WALLS OF CALCUTTA!! JERICHO IS OUT!! THIS ISN'T FAIR!!! GET SOME DAMN HELP DOWN HERE!!!
Eddie Sensation - Y2C looks pissed off! He's not releasing the hold!
The Informer - FINALLY! Here comes a load of EWA Security! And Y2C has released the move!
Vic Canon - Wait a minute... Y2C is asking for a mic now!
Eddie Sensation - GIVE HIM A MIC!! HURRY UP!!!
The Informer - Let's listen in folks!
Y2C - Jericho... You are one LOW son of a bitch! Right now, my life is in shambles, and all you can do is talk about Tropicana Oranges! I am SO GOD DAMN sick of this... ALL OF THIS! At first, all I wanted was to be in the EWA, and spread my knowledge as "The Millennium Fan" and be the FAN OF THE MILLENNIUM! But, of course, you had to ruin it with your orange fetish! And basically, my whole life is ruined! That is why I am going to accept your challenge for the Pay Per View... I'm going to take out ALL my frustrations ON YOU!!!
Vic Canon - WOW!! Y2C HAS ACCEPTED JERICHO'S CHALLENGE FOR THE PAY PER VIEW!! THAT'S GOING TO BE GREAT!!!!
Eddie Sensation - Did you hear Y2C?! JERICHO RUINED HIS LIFE!!!
The Informer - Take it easy there Eddie... We've gotta take a commercial break! Don't go anywhere!!
| Pre-Match Interview with Shawn Walker |
Shawn Walker - Well Rob--
Tom Stone - I'll take this.... Rob, it doesn't matter how he's feeling. He's always prepared and ready, and that's the bottom line.
Rob DiMarco - Well what about 3D?? Are you at all concerned about their presence?
Tom Stone - I'll be accompanying him to the ring, so he doesn't have to worry about 3D! If 3D have the BALLS to come to the ring, I'll be happy to personally beat the HELL out of each one of them!
Rob DiMarco - Over to you, Rachel!
| Pre-Match Interview with Zed |
Zed - Scared? Do I look like the type of person who would be SCARED due to idle threats uttered by Thomas Stone?! Of course I'm not scared! Why should I be? I've had some pretty bad things happen to me during the course of my career, and I'm 100% sure that if Tom Stone decides to pull some sh*t tonight it won't be that big of a deal. The worst he can do is run out and attack me or something. Or maybe he'll send someone else out to do it. That's about as "big and bad" as Tom Stone gets when it comes to threats. So NO, I'm not scared.
Rachel Stevens - Do you think this match was signed to see who is the better man, or do you think this will be a planned ambush by Tom Stone??
Zed - I have no idea. But to tell you the truth, I'm not really all that concerned. Because if my match with Walker is going to be a clean one, I can guarantee It'll be me who emerges with the victory. And if it's an ambush, then hell, I'll go down fighting and inflicting pain upon those who think they can get the best of me. Either way, someone's going to be left Unforgiven tonight, and it's only a matter of time until we find out who!
Rachel Stevens - Thanks for your time, Zed... Let's send it to ringside!
| One Fall Match: Shawn Walker vs. Zed |
["Personal Jesus" by Depeche Mode blasts through the speakers, as Santoro and Zed step out from behind the curtain and head towards the ring.]
Chris Myers - And his opponent... accompanied to the ring by Tom Stone, standing 6'5" and weighing in at 256 pounds, from Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada, Shawn Walker!
["Enter Sandman" by Metallica blasts through the speakers, as Tom Stone and Shawn Walker step out from behind the curtain and head towards the ring.]
The Informer - This should be really interesting! Tom Stone is coming to the ring with Shawn Walker!
Vic Canon - So? Walker is his bodyguard! Stone needs to be with him at all times!
Eddie Sensation - ....even when he's--
The Informer - Don't go there, Eddie!
Vic Canon - Walker and Zed collide! Zed grabs him in a headlock! Walker throws him to the ropes, Zed bounces back... Spear by Shawn Walker!! Walker is now viciously punching Zed in the head!!
Eddie Sensation - That's illigal!! Come on ref! Break it up!!
The Informer - Zed rolls him over.... And begins to throw a few punches of his own! Wait a minute... Stone is on the apron! Zed is up! He's going for Stone! They're face to face!
Vic Canon - Stone is talking a lot of shit! You can hear him from here! LOOK OUT! FROM BEHIND, WALKER ROLLS UP ZED!!! 1.... 2.... No! Zed gets his shoulders up!
Eddie Sensation - Phew!
The Informer - Zed is on his feet! OH! He LEVELS Walker with a clothesline!
Vic Canon - Did you see his head bounce?! OUCH!!
Eddie Sensation - Zed is staring at Tom Stone! Stone is gonna get an ass whoopin' tonight!
The Informer - Zed picks up Walker... Fallaway Slam! Zed goes for the pin... 1.... 2.... No! Walker kicks out! Zed gets to his feet..... Wait a minute... Tom Stone is holding Zed's leg!!
Vic Canon - Here comes Santoro!! Walker is up... DROP KICK TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD OF ZED!!! He just fell like a sac of bricks!
Eddie Sensation - LOOK AT SANTORO!!! HAHAHAHA!! HE'S BITING STONE'S ASS!!
The Informer - Walker picks up Zed... he's setting him up for The Drop Zone! No! Zed elbows him in the back of the head! Walker stumbles backwards, Zed grabs him... OH!! POWERBOMB BY ZED!!
Vic Canon - Walker is rolling out of the ring!! Smart guy!!
Eddie Sensation - Look over there! Stone is running from Santoro! STONE JUST SLID INTO THE RING! HE'S GOT HIS BACK TO ZED, AND DOESN'T REALIZE IT!!
The Informer - Zed taps Tom on the shoulder..... OH SHIT!! UNFORGIVEN ON TOM STONE!!! STONE IS OUT!!!!
Vic Canon - AND NOW SANTORO AND ZED ARE STOMPING AWAY AT STONE!!! LOOK OUT!! HERE COMES SHAWN WALKER WITH A STEEL CHAIR!!!
Eddie Sensation - OH SHIT!!! WHAM!!! WHAM!!!
The Informer - WALKER JUST CLEARED THE RING WITH THAT CHAIR!!
Vic Canon - SANTORO GOT NAILED TWICE, BUT ZED GOT OUT OF THE RING JUST IN TIME!!!
Eddie Sensation - GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE ZED!! HE'S A PSYCHO!!
The Informer - Look at Zed! He's carrying Santoro's body backstage!!
Vic Canon - And Stone is still out cold in the middle of the ring!
Eddie Sensation - I told you Stone was going to get his ass kicked!
The Informer - He's not gonna be too happy when he realizes what just happened to him!!! Well, now we're going to send it backstage to Rob DiMarco who's standing by with "The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante! Rob?
| Pre-Match Interview with Nick Diamante |
[Nick, who is wearing a very determined and anything-but-happy look on his face calmly faces Rachel Stevens and begins to speak in a low voice�]
"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Because that's what the fans want, Rachel.
Rachel Stevens - I'm not understanding you. What do the fans want?
"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Blood� pain� agony�
Rachel Stevens - But Nic�
"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - And everybody knows� [takes a deep breath] �Nick Diamante does nothing but live for his fans.
Rachel Stevens - Umm�
"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Don't speak, Rachel� don't speak. As a matter of fact, please just� just go, I don't need anyone around.
[Rachel Stevens quickly leaves the area�]
"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - This has been coming for a long, long time� Wiiiiildman. Why? For what reason? Why does Nick Diamante want you dead� well, Wildman� contrary to what people think, I have a dark side to me� no, I ain't trying to scare anyone right now and be the "twisted psycho" that every organization has at least one of. What I represent is the one person everyone needs, no matter how hard they fight to admit it.
The Informer - What is this man speaking of?
"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - I hear you, Informer� you think I'm some sort of weirdo, and that I'm basically losing it. I want you to understand, I want The Wildman� hell, I want the entire world to understand that Nick Diamante has some real issues upstairs� and at times, they can really mess me up. I don't want The Wildman dead� I� I just don't care about him. All I see here is a chance� an opportunity� a real time and place where I can be me. I can come damn near close to killing someone� and� and it will help my profession. One day, I'll be sending my future children off to college with the money I made by almost killing people. Don't you see the irony in all of this, Informer? Can't you see what the EWA has done to me�
The Informer - No, I'm starting to believe you're just an uncaring prick who will do anything to get his name into the spotlight here and there.
"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Really� that's what you feel when you think of me?
The Informer - Yes Nick, it is. You don't care about people� and you use them to get what you want. Hell, you're probably in the 3D just to get a bunch of people to see things your way.
"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Informer� see, it's people like you� God! It's you, Vic Canon, it's Tom Stone� it's all of the people that think I'm selfish� Godamnit� WHY ME? I NEVER DID ANYTHING... CAN'T YOU SEE? I HAVE NO REASON TO HATE THE WILDMAN� NO, I SIMPLY DON'T HATE HIM! BUT ALL OF YOU� YOU MAKE ME OUT TO BE THE DAMN DEVIL THAT I HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO LIVE UP TO THAT REPUTATION AS TO NOT DISAPPOINT THE FANS! Well� you know what Informer, as much as you snotty big-wigs try, you'll never corrupt me. I don't hate The Wildman, but I'll willingly hang him for his own good. Trust me� when he realizes that he's just the bait the EWA is using to lour in the blood-thirsty fans here in the EWA� HE'LL SMARTEN UP! WILDMAN.., THEY'RE USING YOU� THEY'RE USING ME� AND I'M SORRY, BUT TONIGHT, I'M GOING TO�
[Nick pauses for a moment, visually disturbed, and sighs before continuing to speak in a calmer fashion�]
"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Wildman, the EWA has turned me into the Devil, against my will, but I can't say that I don't love being on top! They're using you because they know you're willing to sacrifice your body, your career and your life for this demented business! Tonight, as I've been trying to do for the last 6 weeks� I'm going to make you realize that the EWA is using you. And� I'm sorry� but I'm going to have to do whatever it takes to save you from this. Wildman� it may take you 3 weeks� it may take you a year� maybe when you're 95 years old sitting in your lazy chair remembering the past� IT MIGHT HIT YOU! NICK DIAMANTE DID THIS FOR YOUR OWN GOOD! HE DID IT TO STOP THE INSANITY BEFORE IT KILLED YOU! THE KLANSMAN OF THE EWA TRIED TO HANG YOU AND BRING YOU SECONDS AWAY FROM DEATH SO THAT YOU COULD REALIZE THAT NEXT TIME� that next time, there just might not be a next time. Wildman� one day you'll see it� Nick Diamante is your friend, not your enemy� and I'm helping you� damnit, forget this sh*t!
[The cameras take us back to ringside�]
The Informer - What the hell is wrong with that man?
Eddie Sensation - No, see� you're doing exactly what he said. Don't even start. There's nothing wrong with "that man"� there's something wrong with this company! Somewhere along the line, they realized that this guy is probably the most hated man in pro-wrestling, and they're continually pushing him more and more each week� to the point where he is forced to be evil! Can't you see�
Vic Canon - Eddie, with all due respect, every man has the ability to control himself. Why does he feel that he absolutely MUST do something so terrible like hang The Wildman.
Eddie Sensation - Because you guys are messing with his mind, and you're not sending him clear symbols. You've got him almost believing that he's Satan himself at times, but at other times he's in control of it. Yeah, it my be messed up, but he's trying to help The Wildman realize that the EWA is using him to satisfy these blood thirsty fans! This whole situation is completely messed up� and someone is going to get hurt tonight. And you know what? It's not Nick's fault� it's not The Wildman's fault� it's the EWA's fault.
| Pre-Match Interview with The Wildman |
| Noose Match: "The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante vs. The Wildman |
Chris Myers - Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is a special "Noose Match" where the victor will be the man who is able to hang his opponent by the noose hanging above this ring! Introducing first... standing 6'8" and weighing in at 292� pounds, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, "The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante!
["Got The Life" by Korn blasts through the speakers, as "The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]
Vic Canon - Well there he is, "The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante. He looks really bothered about this situation.
Eddie Sensation - Hey, where the hell is Enzo? Why isn't he down here for this match?
The Informer - Maybe the EWA ordered that no corner-men would be allowed at ringside during this math because of the high stakes involved.
Eddie Sensation - Aww, that sucks!
Chris Myers - And his opponent... standing 6'4" and weighing in at 304 pounds, from Indianapolis, Indiana, The Wildman!
["Calm Like A Bomb" by Rage Against The Machine blasts through the speakers, as The Wildman steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]
Vic Canon - The Wildman looks pumped up and ready! He's dressed in street clothes which means he came for a fight!
Eddie Sensation - Guys, I have these huge butterflies in my stomach right now! Do you know what's about to happen here? One of these men will be hung by their necks! Guys� that's just wrong, but it's all the EWA's fault.
The Informer - I don't see it like that at all, Eddie. I think it's the fault of that man, yeah� the man who is stepping out of the ring right now, Nick Diamante.
Vic Canon - As Diamante exits the ring, The Wildman is entering it. Nick's going to do all he can to stall the proceedings.
Eddie Sensation - These two men have been involved in a bitter feud for almost two months now! Think of what we've seen. Diamante and Enzo once tried to hang The Wildman not that long ago. We also saw The Wildman tossed off of the ramp by Enzo.
The Informer - For some of the EWA's newer fans who aren't familiar with what has gone one between these men over the last six weeks, let me sum it up for you. "The Diamond Stud" has claimed that The Wildman has gone soft since the glory days of the EWA. Nick insisted that he would bring the beast back from within the Wildman by showing him "tough love", so to speak. So for many weeks, Nick has attacked The Wildman and made his life a living hell.
Vic Canon - The Wildman has had his fair share of success against Nick, however. Diamante's plans didn't always work, which is proven correct by The Wildman's actions of returning the favor to Big Enzo and shoving him off a ramp a few weeks ago.
Eddie Sensation - Yeah, but lately "The Stud" has lost hope with The Wildman, and vows to finish the job on him tonight by hanging him! Hey guys, Diamante has the mic�
The Informer - Oh goodness, talk about stalling. Do you guys think he is scared?
Vic Canon - I wouldn't doubt it. Let's listen up to what he has to say.
[Nick, with mic in hand, begins to look around the arena from his view outside the ring. He then begins to speak�]
"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Wildman� listen up for a second, ok?
Eddie Sensation - The Wildman better listen!
The Informer - Oh hush.
"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - I want to let you know something. Of all the guys here in the EWA, I admire you very highly.
Vic Canon - Oh please, is he trying to back out of this match??
Eddie Sensation - No way, he's trying to be honest here!
The Informer - He's making his way up the stairs, cautiously, I might add.
"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - I admire you because no matter what troubles you encountered, you never gave up.
Vic Canon - That's a true point.
"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - And no matter how rough times got, you always stayed right here where you belonged, in the EWA.
Eddie Sensation - He's a loyalist, no doubt!
"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - But you and I know things can't stay the same for you� because at this pace, you're going to be in a wheel chair by the age of 35!
The Informer - Diamante has now stepped into the ring.
"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Wildman, you know it as well as I do. This company is taking advantage of your loyalty by placing you in the most dangerous matches possible. Brother, this can't continue forever� because when I look at you, I see the hardest working wrestler in the EWA. Unfortunately though, at the same time I see the least successful and most under-appreciated wrestler in the EWA.
Vic Canon - The Wildman is still sporting a serious look on his face here!
Eddie Sensation - There's a whole lot of tension in this ring right now!
"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - I challenged you to this match because I wanted you to realize just how far things have come. I don't want to hurt you or even, God forbid, kill you� I just want you to realize that you've got to stop giving and start taking! The EWA is robbing you of your will to perform, but it's time that you started to take what you deserved! You need the spotlight and you need the cash!
The Informer - What's that he has� Nick is pulling something out jacket pocket�
Vic Canon - What is it??
"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Wildman you know what this is�
[Diamante holds, draped over his hand, a "3 Dimensions of Wrestling" t-shirt, which is scrunched up on a ball only revealing the 3D logo�]
Eddie Sensation - A 3D t-shirt! They're offering him a spot in the 3D?!
The Informer - Can it be true?
"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - This is you invitation to join the most powerful and successful group of talent in the Extreme Wrestling Association! I'm giving you this offer because, at this point in your career, it's time to stop listening to these foolish fans�
Vic Canon - The fans don't like that one bit!
Eddie Sensation - Good!
"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - And it's time to start listening to the "cha-ching"� the sound of your bankbook soaring through the roof. So what do you say, Wildman? I'll give you this shirt, and you and I will walk to the back as a unit instead of enemies.
The Informer - I can't believe this! These men have been bitter rivals for too long just to start working together like that!
Vic Canon - Listen to these fans! They're trying to convince The Wildman not to do it!
Eddie Sensation - The Wildman is looking around to these people, but he should be looking deep down into his own heart for the answer! What have these fans ever done for ya, Wildman??
The Informer - They've made him a hero! The Wildman is one of the few class-acts left in the EWA!
"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Wildman, let me hand you this t-shirt� and maybe that will help make your mind.
["TDS", holding the t-shirt in an odd position draped over his right hand, tosses the shirt to The Wildman, who instinctively catches it. Now, the world can see that Diamante was hiding an empty beer bottle underneath the shirt�]
Vic Canon - HE HAS A BOTT� OH MY GOD!!! WHAT THE HELL??
Eddie Sensation - HAHAHAHA!!! WHAT A MOVE!!! HAHAHA!!! DIAMANTE JUST SMASHED THAT BEER BOTTLE OVER THE HEAD OF THE WILDMAN!! IT WAS ALL A PLOT!!! HAHAHAHA!!
The Informer - DAMNIT! HE ALWAYS DOES THIS CRAP! THE MORE AND MORE YOU PLACE YOUR TRUST IN THIS GUY, THE MORE AND MORE HE PROVES TO BE JUST A SELFISH BASTARD!!
Vic Canon - OH YEAH, YEAH! LOOK AT HIM! Diamante is perched on the second ropes holding up the 3D shir� HEY! WAIT! THE WILDMAN� HE'S UP� OH MY GOD! HE'S BACK TO HIS FEET, AND HE'S PISSED!!
Eddie Sensation - AHHHHHHHHH!!! THAT BOTTLE DIDN'T EVEN AFFECT HIM!! WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS IDIOT???
The Informer - HE'S COMING UP FROM BEHIND DIAMANTE� LOOK! NICK THINKS THESE FANS ARE CHEERING FOR HIM!!!
Vic Canon - THE WILDMAN SNEAKS UP ON DIAMANTE� OH, IT LOOKS LIKE� YES!! YES!!! THE WILDMAN IS PICKING UP DIAMANTE IN WHAT LOOKS TO BE� WHAM!! GOOD GOD!!! REVERSE CRUCIFIX SLAM!!!
Eddie Sensation - THERE'S GLASS ALL OVER THE MAT!! AHHH, NO!!!
The Informer - THIS MATCH HAS OFFICIALLY STARTED, AND BY THE LOOKS OF THINGS IT'S NOT GONNA LAST LONG!
Vic Canon - WHAM!! WHAM!! WHAM!! THE WILDMAN HAS DIAMANTE ON THE CANVAS AND HE'S SLUGGING AWAY AT HIS FACE!!
Eddie Sensation - NO!!! SERIOUS GUYS, SOMEBODY HAS TO STOP THIS THING!!! IT'S GOING TOO FAR!!
The Informer - It hasn't gone too far yet! There you see it� the noose it being lowered into reachable grasp! Basically, you pull down the noose and string your opponent up by the neck! Then you give the signal for the tech people to raise the noose! And at this point, things don't look good for Diamante!!
Vic Canon - THAT WILDMAN IS TAKING ALL HIS FRUSTRATION OUT ON DIAMANTE!! FOR THE LAST 2 MONTHS� DIAMANTE HAS BEEN USING HIS CONTRACTUAL POWER TO AVOID THE WILDMAN! BUT NOW THAT THE WILDMAN HAS A CHANCE AT "TDS" IT'S ALL OVER!!
Eddie Sensation - NO!! NO!! LOOK AT THIS FOOL!!! THE WILDMAN IS TAKING PIECES OF THAT BROKEN BOTTLE AND GRINDING THEM INTO THE FACE OF "THE DIAMOND STUD"!! WHAT KIND OF ROLE MODEL IS THIS GUY, HUH??
The Informer - HEY, HE HAS ALL THE MOTIVATION IN THE WORLD TO DO WHAT HE IS DOING! DIAMANTE IS A LOWLY COWARD WHO'S BEEN MAKING THE WILDMAN'S LIFE HELL!!
Vic Canon - The referee is pleading with The Wildman to calm his actions!
Eddie Sensation - He's got Diamante on his feet now! What the hell is going to happen!?
The Informer - The Wildman tosses Nick to the ropes� oh! Nick wisely hooks the ropes and slides to the outside to get some rest!
Vic Canon - Not a bad move by Nick� gaining some rest time and, oh goodness� Diamante is busted wide open from The Wildman's attack!
Eddie Sensation - HEY!!! HEY!!! NO!!! AWWW DAMNIT!!
The Informer - THE WILDMAN JUST FLEW OVER THE ROPES AND CRASHED DOWN UPON DIAMANTE!! SO MUCH FOR REST PERIODS!!
Vic Canon - LISTEN TO THIS CROWD!! THE WILDMAN IS FINALLY GETTING THE RESPECT HE DESERVES, AND HE SURE AS HELL DIDN'T NEED TO JOIN THE 3D TO DO IT!
Eddie Sensation - YEAH, BUT THIS ONE AIN'T OVER!
The Informer - What are you speaking, Eddie?? Diamante is out! The Wildman is shoving him in the ring, and I think it's time for the hanging to begin!
Vic Canon - The Wildman� he's going for something else� OH YES! IT'S BEEN A WHILE SINCE WE'VE SEEN THIS MOVE!! THE WILDMAN HOOKS UP DIAMANTE� WHAM!! OH MY GOODNESS!! GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY!! THE WILDMAN HIT DIAMANTE WITH THE ATOMIC DEATH DROP!!
Eddie Sensation - NO!!!! STOP HIM!!! SOMEONE GET NICK OUT OF THERE� THE WILDMAN IN A LUNATIC!!! HE KILLED HIS OWN PARENTS� WHAT THE HELL IS GOING TO STOP HIM FROM DOING THE SAME TO DIAMANTE???
The Informer - THE WILDMAN IS POINTING TO THE SKY!!! AND THESE FANS ARE GOING ABSOLUTELY BALLISTIC!!! HE'S POINTING TOWARDS THE NOOSE, AND IT'S TIME TO SEE A GOOD OLD FASHIONED HANGING!!
Vic Canon - DIAMANTE IS ABSOLUTELY OUT COLD!! THERE IS NO STOPPING THE INEVITABLE HERE!! THE WILDMAN IS REACHING, YES� THE WILDMAN IS PULLING DOWN THE NOOSE FOR SLACK!
Eddie Sensation - HOW CAN YOU GUYS CONDONE THIS??? WE'RE ABOUT TO SEE A MURDER ON NATIONAL TELEVISION!!
The Informer - NOT TO SOUND LIKE A SADIST, BUT IT COULDN'T HAPPEN TO A NICER GUY!!
Vic Canon - DIAMANTE IS OUT COLD ON THE FLOOR AND THE WILDMAN IS STRINGING HIM UP BY THE NECK MAKING SURE THAT NOOSE IS NICE AND SNUG!!
Eddie Sensation - IF THERE'S ANYBODY OUT THERE WHO CAN HEAR ME, GET HELP DAMNIT!! THIS IS WRONG!!
The Informer - YOU'D BE CHEERING IF IT HAPPENED TO THE WILDMAN, EDDIE AND YOU KNOW IT!
Vic Canon - THE WILDMAN IS CALLING FOR THE TECHNICIANS TO RAISE THE NOOSE!!
Eddie Sensation - LISTEN THE THIS BLOOD-THIRSTY AUDIENCE!!! THEY'VE GOT A "HANG HIM� HANG HIM" CHANT GOING ON!!
The Informer - THE NOOSE IS BEGINNING TO RAISE!! DIAMANTE IS SEMI-CONSCIOUS AND HE'S JUST BEGINNING TO BE PULLED OFF OF THE GROUND!!
Vic Canon - BOY OH BOY, THIS IS THE MOST CLIMATIC ENDING TO AN ISSUE BETWEEN TWO ENEMIES THAT I'VE EVER SEEN!
Eddie Sensation - OK, OK! YOU'VE MADE YOUR POINT!! THE WILDMAN HAS WON!! NOW STOP THE HANGING!!
The Informer - DIAMANTE HAS JUST REALIZED HE'S BEING PULLED OFF THE GROUND!! AND HE'S PANICKING!!
Vic Canon - LOOK AT THE WILDMAN LEADING THE "HANG HIM� HANG HIM" CHANT!!
Eddie Sensation - NO!!!!! NO!!!!!! STOP THIS!!!!!
The Informer - DIAMANTE IS FULLY ON HIS FEET NOW!! AND IN MOMENTS THOSE FEET WON'T BE TOUCHING THE GROUND!!!
Vic Canon - THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE! NEVER HAVE WE SEEN A MORE INTENSE ENDING TO A RIVALRY!!
Eddie Sensation - NO!!!!!!! DIAMANTE IS OFF HIS FEET!!! HE'S HANGING ONTO THAT NOOSE FOR DEAR LIFE!!!!
The Informer - HOW FITTING IS THIS?? WHEN DIAMANTE CAME TO THE EWA, HE WAS LOWERED FROM THE ROOF! NOW, HE'S GOING BACK FROM WHENCE HE CAME!
Vic Canon - Hey� what's going on?? What??
Eddie Sensation - Problems back stage?? HOW CAN YOU SAY WE'VE GOT PROBLEMS BACK STAGE! WE'VE GOT PROBLEMS IN THE RING, DAMNIT!
The Informer - No, fans we're being told that there's been some sort of malfunction with the equipment lifting the noose�
Vic Canon - Diamante is less that and in off the ground� he's bobbing around, but he can still reach the ground with his toes!
Eddie Sensation - LISTEN TO THESE STUPID FANS BOO!! YOU SHUT UP!!
[Suddenly, the camera cuts into a shot of the tech area in the back of the arena. Leroy and Elroy Johnson from the 3D are seen doing a number on the technician who was running the noose equipment. The beating is shown over the EWA video wall�]
The Informer - IT'S THE BIG JOHNSONS!! THEY'RE� STOP THEM!!! THEY'RE BEATING UP OUR TECHNICIAN!!
Vic Canon - THE FANS ARE OUTRAGED HERE!! THEY WANT TO SEE DIAMANTE HUNG IN THE WORST WAY!!
Eddie Sensation - HEY!!! HEY!!! HAHAHA, YEAH!!! THE WILDMAN IS STANDING IN THE RING WATCHING THIS FOOTAGE, BUT LOOK!!! BEHIND YOU, YOU MORON!!!
The Informer - NO!!! NO!!! IT'S ENZO!!! BIG ENZO, DIAMANTE'S BODYGUARD IS FREEING "THE STUD" FROM THE NOOSE!!
Vic Canon - GOOD LORD!!! LOOK AT THAT MAN'S POWER!!! WITH ONE ARM, HE PULLED DOWN THE NOOSE WITH DIAMANTE ON IT!!
Eddie Sensation - DIAMANTE IS BACK ON HIS FEET, THANK GOD!!! AND THE WILDMAN HAS NO CLUE WHAT THE HELL�
The Informer - �OH YES HE DOES!!! THE WILDMAN TURNS AROUND!!! WHAM!! WHAM!! WHAM!! THE WILDMAN IS THROWING RIGHT HANDS TO THE CRANIUM OF ENZO!!! AND HE'S GOT THE BIG MONSTER ROCKING!!!
Vic Canon - THE WILDMAN BACKS UP INTO THE ROPES� WHAM!!! WHAT A CLOTHESLINE, BUT ENZO IS STILL ON HIS FEET!!!
Eddie Sensation - HE'S GONNA GO FOR ANOTHER ONE!! THE WILDMAN RUNS BACKWARDS INTO THE ROPES!!! BAM!!! ENZO IS ON ONE FOOT!!
The Informer - THE WILDMAN RAISES A FINGER TO THE AUDIENCE SIGNALLING ONE MORE CLOTHESLINE TO DROP THIS BEAST!!! AND THE FANS ARE LOVING IT!!
Vic Canon - THE WILDMAN BACKS UP INTO THE ROPES ON LAST TIME� WAIT!! NO!!
Eddie Sensation - ENZO SIDE-STEPS THE WILDMAN� DIAMANTE'S THERE!!! WHOA! WAIT!!! DOUBLE UNDER HOOK� WHAT THE HELL!!! YES!! YES!! DIAMOND DRIVER!!! THE DIAMOND DRIVER!!!
The Informer - NO, GODDAMNIT!! THE WILDMAN MISSED ENZO AND RAN RIGHT INTO A BOOT TO THE MIDSECTION BY DIAMANTE� AND THEN "TDS" APPLIED THE DIAMOND DRIVER!!
Vic Canon - GOOD LORD, NO! ENZO JUST REACHED UP WITH EASE AND PULLED DOWN THAT NOOSE!!
Eddie Sensation - HA! YEAH!! AND THIS MATCH IS STILL OFFICIALLY GOING!! WE'RE GONNA SEE A HANGING PEOPLE!!
The Informer - My God� this can't happen�
Vic Canon - Diamante and Enzo are placing that noose around the neck of The Wildman!
Eddie Sensation - OH, WHAT'S WRONG GUYS? IT'S NOT SO MUCH FUN NOW THAT IT'S HAPPENING TO WILDMAN, IS IT??
The Informer - NOT IN THESE CIRCUMSTANCES, DAMNIT! IF THIS WAS A FAIR MATCH WITHOUT OUTSIDE INTERFERENCE, IT WOULD BE A WHOLE LOT DIFFERENT! LAST TIME I CHECKED, IT WAS SCHEDULED AS DIAMANTE AGAINST THE WILDMAN! NOT THE WILDMAN AGAINST THE 3D!
Vic Canon - Oh God, they have him strung up� and look on the video wall! Elroy Johnson is hitting the switch!!
Eddie Sensation - THE WILDMAN IS GOING UP!!! HAHAHAHA!!! THIS IS THE END OF THE WILDMAN AS WE KNOW HIM!!!
The Informer - STOP THIS!! STOP THIS!! THIS IS HORRIBLE!!
Vic Canon - THE WILDMAN IS OFF OF HIS FEET, GOOD GOD!!! NO!!! LOOK AT HIM STRUGGLE!!
Chris Myers - The winner of this match is "The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante!
Eddie Sensation - Oh� oh my God�
The Informer - FANS, OUR FEED IS GOING TO BE CUT� WE'RE BEING TOLD WE CAN'T SHOW THIS ON TELEVISION� WE'LL BE BACK�
The Informer - Fans, we're back� and as you can see, The Wildman is being loaded into an ambulance as we speak. This incident� it was disgusting�
Vic Canon - As I was sitting here at ringside, I couldn't believe my eyes. Unfortunately it's times like his that make me really upset as to where pro wrestling has come.
Eddie Sensation - This, it was horrible. It shouldn't have ever happened, but it was the EWA's fault. They pushed Diamante to do it.
The Informer - How can you blame this on the EWA, Eddie??
Vic Canon - With all due respect, Informer� as we take a look at the ambulance doors being shut, I've got to agree with Eddie. The EWA knew this match would sell, which is why they had the noose ready to go and all the mechanisms in place. Little did they know it would come this far.
Eddie Sensation - Well, as we take a look at the ambulance drive away, we have to wonder if we'll ever see The Wildman again.
The Informer - What that man has done for this business is extraordinary� always willingly putting 120 percent into his efforts and staying loyal to the EWA through thick and thing, through good and bad.
Vic Canon - This match, it just shouldn't have happened�
Eddie Sensation - Hey, I'm being told Rob DiMarco is standing by with "The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante in his locker room�
The Informer - Oh, come on, you're not serious. The last thing we need is to hear Diamante's gloating at this time.
| Post-Match Interview with Nick Diamante |
[Diamante snatches the mic away from DiMarco and shoves him to the ground viciously�]
"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - DO YOU SEE??? EWA, DO YOU SEE THE CRAP YOU'VE CAUSED?? MONEY� RATINGS, YOU DON'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT HEALTH AND PERSONAL WELFARE, DO YOU?? YOU FORCED ME TO GO OUT THERE AND ALMOST KILL A MAN! NOW HIS CHILDREN ARE SITTING AT HOME CRYING THEIR EYES OUT BECAUSE DADDY MIGHT NOT COME HOME! HIS WIFE, DEVASTATED! HOW CAN YOU DO THIS?? DO YOU NOT CARE ABOUT THOSE WHO LIVE FOR THIS BUSINESS?? I REFUSE TO TAKE THE BAD WRAP FOR THIS INCIDENT! I WAS FIGHTING FOR MY OWN LIFE! AND I DID WHAT IT TOOK TO MAKE SURE I DIDN'T LOSE! BUT THE WILDMAN, HE LOST IN A BAD WAY, DIDN'T HE?? WHY?? BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT YOU WANTED� THAT'S WHAT THE FANS WANTED!
[Nick pauses for a moment and whips a water bottle he was holding across the room�]
"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - You don't deserve The Wildman� none of you! The fans, the EWA� HE'S TOO GOOD FOR THE SH*T YOU PUT HIM TROUGH! AND DO YOU THINK ANYONE CARES?? TOM STONE, DO YOU CARE ABOUT THE WILDMAN?? NO! NOBODY DOES, BUT WHAT I DID TONIGHT IS PUSH HIM OVER THE EDGE! I SHOWED HIM WHAT KIND OF A TERRIBLE LIFE HE WAS LIVING, ONLY BECAUSE THE EWA FORCED ME TO!
[Diamante flips over a table in his dressing room�]
"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - I'm not doing this crap anymore! I'm not letting your selfishness ruin my life anymore from here on in! EWA, you f*ckin' disgust me! GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE, NOW! OUT!
[Diamante violently kicks the camera�]
The Informer - HOW CAN HE BLAME THIS ON THE EWA? THE MATCH WAS HIS IDEA FOR CHRIST SAKE!
Vic Canon - In all my time in this business, I don't think I ever witnessed or experiences something so out of control. It brought tears to my eyes to see a human hung by his neck above the ring.
Eddie Sensation - This entire situation, it was just wrong. The Wildman, buddy we're praying for you.
The Informer - Never have I been so thoroughly disgusted before in my life. Diamante's Klansman incident was over the edge, but somehow tonight, he managed to top that shameful display of crap! Listening to Diamante, it disgusts me� wasn't he the one at the beginning of the match luring The Wildman in with the 3D invitation, only to smash a bottle over his head??
Vic Canon - It seems that Diamante thinks the EWA forced these actions upon him as to not disappoint the fans. There's definitely a terrible conflict of interest in this situation.
Eddie Sensation - You know, week after week we watch the EWA� we see Nick perform some very disturbing acts sometimes. There's no doubt that Diamante loves the spotlight and loves hearing the fans boo for him� he gets off on being referred to as "The Most Hated Man In Wrestling"� but at the same time, he feels the EWA is forcing this role upon him. He was trying to explain it in an interview earlier on� he even said he's got problems upstairs. I'm starting to realize that Diamante is an unstable man, and he's reaching out for help.
The Informer - To tell you the truth, I feel he's scum� and I really don't want to discuss this situation any longer. We've got what will be a magnificent EWA World Title Match coming up� but Wildman, we're all praying for you.
| Interview with Thorn |
Thorn - From this day on... Aaron Schurr is no more. Aaron Schurr was just a mask of myself, someone to hide behind, take shelter in, and not have to worry about living up to the name Thorn, being as good as I was, and hopefully... will be again. Aaron Schurr was a way to escape, but now, the cat is out of the bag. Let me tell you why exactly I was Aaron Schurr in the first place... about a month or a little longer then that ago, I was trying to find myself and I realized that I was nothing with wrestler, or the EWA. I wanted to come back, even if I couldn't be a wrestler or I had to go through the powerplant again, but instead of having a second thought about it... Tom Stone threw me out of the building, fired me on the spot, and I was gone... and he didn't even look at my face when he did it. So I thought of another way to get into the EWA, I changed my appearance, worked on a little in-ring work, and thought of ways to be less Thorn, and more "Aaron Schurr." So I came up with my plan, and it worked, everything worked, I won the NA title, I beat people ruthlessly, until one day someone who I thought was my friend, someone I trusted, someone that I was very close to decided to ruin my tea party... and when I saw Deuce just lying there in the ropes begging for the Crown of Thorns, I only had one decision to make, I crowned his crippled head with the only crown that really matters in this business. Then everything goes downhill, I thought this "friend" was going to embrace in the fact that two of the best EWA wrestlers were back, and Hostile Youth would be in the house again... little did I know how wrong I was. Brink decided that I shouldn't be the next EWA world champion, that I should acheive the only thing I've really wanted, the only thing everyone wants... The EWA World Title. I lived in his shadow all my life, and it was my time to take the pillar higher then his, be the better man once, but would he let this happen?! Could he live with me being better then him just once?!? No, he couldn't! And do you know why?! His ego would have been crushed, so as I flew over that top rope and slammed into the cold hard concrete, I had only one thought on my mind...DIE BRINK DIE! Last week I was far too pissed to come out here, I probably would have only had about three words to say, "F-ck The Brink!" or something along those lines. I thought of ways to fuel my fire, and now I am out here talking my shit, laying my verbal smackdown, and the only thing I can think about is getting Brink in that ring right now and tearin' him a new asshole. He costs me the most important prize in the game, and now... it's my turn on revenge, I'm not going to sit here, and talk, talk, talk, talk, talk about it, I'm going to do it, I'm going to call Brink out RIGHT NOW! So, Brinky, if you have the testicular longitude, get your hairy ass out here right now, and let's settle this like men... wait... you don't fall under that catogory, so we can settle this like BITCHES IF YOU WANT!!!
[Suddenly.. the EWA big screen is light up with an extreme close up view of someone's eye. A giant mumble can be heard over the PA system, as the eye fades back out of view, and back into view, this time in the correct position. The figured taps the lense, making a loud thump over the speakers.. "Is this thing on?... HELLOO!!?" is then heard, and it becomes vividly evident as to whom this man is. The man steps back, adjusts his hat, and takes a short cough, before beginning to speak into the mic.]
The Brink - Pardon me.. but do you have, by any chance.. some grey poupon?
[Thorn looks up at the big screen, and is just about to answer when he is interrupted by The Brink again.]
The Brink - No.. but you sure as hell have some brown shit on you at the moment! You were royally HAD Thorn.. and you're too stubborn to admit it! You have always been a man with a one track mind, always thinking about yourself.. and now the world is just beginning to shit on you. You can't handle it.. I know.. It's hard being by yourself.. without me there for you to share my spotlight.. There's no Hostile Youth 2k for your contract to depend on.. you're all alone.. and crying... Crying about something you brought upon yourself.. Boo-Fuckin'-WHOO! It's about time you put on those Huggies pull-ups.. and became a big kid Thorn.. because I'm tired of babysitting your ass!
[Brink sits back and chuckles to himself for a second, leaving the crowd in awe.]
The Informer - DAMN!! THESE TWO HATE EACH OTHER!!
Vic Canon - Wait a minue.... LOOK!! THE BRINK IS STANDING BEHIND THORN ON THE RAMP!!!
Eddie Sensation - BUT, THAT'S HIM ON THE EWA BIG SCREEN!! ARE THERE 2 BRINKS?!?!
The Informer - THE BRINK TAPS THORN ON THE SHOULDER.... OH!!!! BIG CLOTHESLINE!! THE BRINK IS ALL OVER THORN!! LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT, RIGHT!!!
Vic Canon - THE BRINK IS NOW DRAGGING THORN TO THE RING!! BRINK THROWS HIM INTO THE RING, AND ROLLS IN! THE BRINK BRINGS HIM TO THE CORNER.... UH OH!!! DON'T TELL ME......
Eddie Sensation - WHAT?!?!
The Informer - THE BRINK IS SETTING HIM UP FOR THE DOWNWARD PLUNGE!!! WAIT, HERE COME A DOZEN EWA OFFICIALS! THEY'RE HOLDING THE BRINK BACK, AND TAKING THORN OUT FROM THE ROPES!!!
Vic Canon - Thorn is lucky!! The Brink almost had him!!
Eddie Sensation - Now The Brink is walking backstage, but he's got his back to Thorn!! BAD MOVE!!! THORN IS ON THE TOP ROPE!! LOOK OUT!! OH!!!
The Informer - THORN JUST NAILED THE BRINK!! BRINK DIDN'T EVEN SEE IT COMING!!!
Vic Canon - MY GOD, THESE TWO ARE CRAZY!!!
Eddie Sensation - LOOK AT THEM! THEY'RE GOING AFTER EACH OTHER'S THROATS!!!
The Informer - FANS, WE HAVE TO TAKE A BREAK!! DON'T GO AWAY!!!
| Pre-Match Interview with The Hustler |
The Hustler - Rob, I've been under pressure most of my life, but tonight is a little different. This time, I made the challenge, and I have to come through. I want to go out there and PROVE what I've been saying all along, that I am the true World Heavyweight Champion of the EWA, and not Cody Covington, who's more concerned about his image than winning damn matches. I've been beaten, bloodied, battered, bruised.....all to get this point. And I have survived.....I survived everything everyone threw my my way. Not 3D, not DMX, not the BJ Boyz, not ANYBODY could keep me down. I've beaten them all and have now risen to a level of excellence that few reach in their careers. Nervous? No, Rob, I'm not. I'm excited and I'm ready to give what every damn EWA fan wants, a deserving and tough champion that they can look up to and depend upon to make things right in the EWA. Having this belt means everything to me, for it will be the pinnacle of my wrestling career. The EWA Heavyweight Belt signifies that you are on the very apex of modern wrestling, and that's where I want to be. And, if some lowlife like Cody Covington thinks he can stop me, well, he's completely mistaken. Tonight IS the night, I don't have a doubt in my mind. Where I've faltered before, things were out of my hands. Now, though, I'm in complete control. Tonight is where Cody ends, AND I BEGIN.
Rob DiMarco - I don't know... I've got a feeling about tonight... Is it just me, or do you think something big is going to go down tonight??
The Hustler - Something really BIG is going to happen tonight, no question about it. Something that has not happened in a long time is going to occur, and that is a worthy recipient will win the most coveted championship in all of wrestling. I will defeat Covington tonight by any means necessary, and there will be no having me screwed over. I'm damn tired of losing due to some prick jumping in the ring and attacking me. That ends tonight, and so does Cody Covington's reign as champion of this fed. And after I win the title, if anything else goes down, well, it'll just add to what has already been a spectacular card. This Heat is a lineup that other wrestling organizations dream about having as their biggest PPV of the year......the EWA, we have it every damn week. You say you have a certain kind of feeling, Rob? Well, so do I. I have a FEELING that I'm going to annihilate, humiliate, and utterly destroy Cody Covington , and FINALLY get my hands on the damn title. This revolution will be televised, and Cody, you WILL know that..................YOUR PAIN IS MY GAIN!!!!!!
Rob DiMarco - Lets send it over to Rachel Stevens, who is with Cody Covington! Rachel??
| Pre-Match Interview with Cody Covington |
Cody Covington - Nervous, a tad.... Itching to get a piece of Hustler, indefinitely! A lot of people say how I didn't win the World Title fairly and all that other crap. Its around my waist isn't it? Obviously it belongs to me so it has been won fairly. Well, ya could say I won it... maybe a slight tainted victory... but I got the one, two, three. Just like I'll do tonight on the Hustler and show everyone that I am the rightful EWA World Champion.
Rachel Stevens - The Hustler seems pretty damn pissed at how you won the Heavyweight Title at Any Means Necessary... Don't you think he's going to try and take out his frustrations on you, without caring about the Heavyweight Title?
Cody Covington - I think Hustler's smarter than that. Nobody can afford to blow their top and risk getting DQed with the World Championship involved. He can go ahead and do it, and no belt for him. If he wants to fight dirty then I can do the same and hold the title nonetheless, so I suggest you keep your temper in check.
Rachel Stevens - Well I'm looking forward to seeing this match!! Lets send it to ringside, so we can get it started!
| EWA Heavyweight Title Match: Cody Covington vs. The Hustler |
Vic Canon - Same here! We saw these guys fight in two brutal matches a few weeks ago, and nothing was on the line in those matches! Imagine now! The biggest title in the history of wrestling is on the line! Who knows what these guys are going to do to eachothere!
Eddie Sensation - STOP TALKING, DAMMIT! Let's start the match!
Chris Myers - This next match is scheduled for one fall, and is for the EWA Heavyweight Title! Introducing first, the challenger... standing 6'4" and weighing in at 242 pounds, from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, The Hustler!
["Walk" by Pantera blasts through the speakers, as The Hustler steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]
Chris Myers - And his opponent... standing 6'6" and weighing in at 283 pounds, from Miami, Florida, the EWA Heavyweight Champion, "Crystal Clear" Cody Covington!
["Lithium" by Nirvana blasts through the speakers, as the EWA Heavyweight Champion, "Crystal Clear" Cody Covington steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]
The Informer - And The Hustler isn't wasting any time! He slid in the ring, and went right for Covington! They're trading lefts and rights!!
Vic Canon - OH!! A BIG left by The Hustler sends Covington down!! Covington gets back to his feet, and The Hustler throws him to the ropes! Covington bounces back... CLOTHESLINE by The Hustler!
Eddie Sensation - OH MAN!
The Informer - Covington is back up again! And a DROP KICK sends him down again! Cody Covington is rolling out of the ring! He doesn't know what hit him!
Vic Canon - The Hustler is being really agressive, and is in control of this match!
Eddie Sensation - Someone have a drug test done on The Hustler! This isn't the normal Hustler in the ring! It's some excited freak!
The Informer - LOOK OUT!!!! OH!!! THE HUSTLER JUST NAILED COVINGTON WITH A CORKSCREW MOONSAULT ONTO THE OUTSIDE!!!
Vic Canon - Hustler took the risk, and it payed off!
Eddie Sensation - What the hell are you talking about?! Look at The Hustler! He's out on the floor, and Covington is getting in the ring!
The Informer - The Hustler must have hurt himself on that one! The ref is at a 6 count, and The Hustler is still out on the floor!
Vic Canon - Now Cody Covington is going back to the outside, thus resetting the count! He picks up the Hustler.... OH!! RIGHT INTO THE STEEL STEPS!!
Eddie Sensation - THAT'S ILLIGAL!!!
The Informer - As if any match goes by the rules! Covington picks up the steps, and..... DROPS IT ACROSS THE FACE OF THE HUSTLER!!
Vic Canon - That's gonna leave a mark!
Eddie Sensation - Vic, you're stupid.
Vic Canon - Thanks Eddie
Eddie Sensation - Your welcome!
The Informer - Cody has The Hustler on his feet again... Wait a minute... There's Nuno Nitrowalawitz!! What the hell is he doing coming to ringside??
Vic Canon - I don't know, but seeing what he did in the Thurston Howell / Rocky Blonde match, this might not be too pretty for Covington and Hustler!
Eddie Sensation - Huh? Are you saying that Nuno can take them BOTH at THE SAME TIME??
Vic Canon - Yes, I am!
Eddie Sensation - Are you sharing the same drugs as The Hustler, Canon?
The Informer - Enough of that... Nuno is walking around the same side of the ring that The Hustler and Covington are brawling on! This is going to be interesting!
Vic Canon - Nuno is tapping Cody on the shoulder.... Cody turns around... --what the?
Eddie Sensation - HAHAHA! NUNO JUST YELLED "HE'S COMING!" IN CODY'S FACE!! DID YOU SEE THE LOOK ON COVINGTON'S FACE?!?! AHAHAHAHA!!
The Informer - That's called SHOCK, Eddie! Now Nuno is making his way around the ring, towards us!!
Vic Canon - Here he comes! I better give him my headset!
Eddie Sensation - Damn right you better, Canon!
The Informer - Hey Nuno...
Nuno Nitrowalawitz - INFORMER, HE IS COMING!!!
Eddie Sensation - OH GOD, here we go again....
The Informer - Who is this "HE", Nuno??
Nuno Nitrowalawitz - You'll find out soon enough!
Eddie Sensation - NO, TELL ME NOW!!
The Informer - Easy Eddie! Can you give us any hints??
Nuno Nitrowalawitz - NOPE! YOU HAVE TO WAIT!!
Eddie Sensation - HOW LONG?!?!
The Informer - Yeah, how long??
Nuno Nitrowalawitz - Not long at all! Maybe a few minutes!
Eddie Sensation - Is that why you're down here?
Nuno Nitrowalawitz - No, I'm coming down here to warn you people ONE LAST TIME!!
Eddie Sensation - HAHAHA!
Nuno Nitrowalawitz - Laugh now, pay later! I'm outta here!
The Informer - Bye Nuno...... Wow, NOW I'm interested! We're going to find out who this "HE" is right here tonight!
Vic Canon - Hey guys, I'm back! Did I miss anything??
Eddie Sensation - Yeah, "HE" is coming tonight!
Vic Canon - Who is "HE"?
Eddie Sensation - That's what we wanna know!!
The Informer - The Hustler and Cody Covington are back in the ring! Cody throws The Hustler to the ropes... SPINNING HEEL KICK TO THE JAW!
Vic Canon - The Hustler is back on his feet! Covington bounces off the ropes.... HURRACONRANNA! NO!! POWERBOMB BY THE HUSTLER!!! BOTH MEN ARE OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!!
Eddie Sensation - COME ON "HE"!! NOW'S YOUR PERFECT CHANCE!!
The Informer - Take it easy there Eddie... He's not going to come out here when you want him to! The ref is counting out both men! The Hustler is on one knee... Covington is pulling himself up with the help of the ropes! Who's gonna get up first?!?!
Vic Canon - It's The Hustler! He's on his feet! He kicks Covington in the gut.... Suplex attempt here! WAIT..... IT'S THE LUMBERJACK'S END!!! OH MY GOD!! THE HUSTLER NAILED IT!!! COVINGTON IS OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!!!
Eddie Sensation - COVER HIM!! COVER HIM!!
The Informer - THE HUSTLER IS CRAWLING OVER... HE'S GOT THE LEG HOOKED!!! 1......... 2........
Vic Canon - OH!!!!! COVINGTON GOT THE SHOULDER UP!!! COVINGTON KICKED OUT OF THE LUMBERJACK'S END!!!!!
Eddie Sensation - WHAT?!?! I CAN'T BELEIVE IT!! I THOUGHT IT WAS OVER!!!
The Informer - THE HUSTLER IS SHOCKED!! HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON!!!
Vic Canon - The Hustler picks up Covington again.... He throws him to the ropes! Back body drop attempt by the Hustler....
Eddie Sensation - He's down WAY TOO EARLY!
The Informer - Covington kicks him in the face!! Hustler stumbles backwards... Covington grabs him............. CLEARLY CRIPPLING!!! CLEARLY CRIPPLING!!!
Vic Canon - HE NAILED IT!! GO FOR THE COVER CODY!! GO FOR THE PIN!!!!
[Blackout]
The Informer - What the hell?!?!?
Vic Canon - Someone cut the ligh--
Eddie Sensation - HEY, DON'T TOUCH ME THERE!!!!
[Four fuchsia and cyan pyro bombs explode from each corner ring post.]
The Informer - WHAT THE...... HELL... THIS ISN'T ON TONIGHT'S FORMA.....
[3 letters, D - F - A, are flashed down ominously upon Cody Covington and The Hustler.]
Vic Canon - NO WAY IN HELL... BACK FROM THE DEAD!?!??!
["Serial Thrilla" by Prodigy streams over the Extreme Wrestling Association's sound system.]
Crowd - D-F-A!, D-F-A!, D-F-A!, D-F-A!, D-F-A!
The Informer - IT'S GOTTA BE... IT'S GOTTA BE HIM....
[The Arena lighting finally illuminates the once darkened arena. However, not even a return from darkness can silence the fans or the music.]
Eddie Sensation - JESUS, MARY, AND JOSEPH, IT'S ACTUALLY HIM!!
The Informer - IT... IS... SERIAL THRYLLA!
[A familiar warrior stands at the breadth of the entrance. Our man is clad in black combat boots, blue jeans, a ReVoLuTiOn~X T-Shirt, black leather jacket, and trademark Oakleys with a black frame cyan colored lenses.]
The Informer - COVINGTON IS STANDING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING... IT'S LIKE HE'S IN A TRANCE OF SHOCK!
Eddie Sensation - Check out the Rev-X T-shirt baby!
Vic Canon - I don't get it... Why is he here???
[Serial Thrylla takes four brief strides down the isle way ramp, gives a menacing grin, and points to Covington and The Hustler.]
The Informer - COVINGTON HAS HIS EYES LOCKED ON THRYLLA!!! BUT LOOK BEHIND HIM!! THE HUSTLER IS UP!!! TURN AROUND CODY!!!
Vic Canon - THE HUSTLER ROLLS UP CODY.... 1.......... 2.......... 3!!!! YES!! NEW CHAMPION!! NEW CHAMPION!!
Chris Myers - The winner of this match, and NEW EWA Heavyweight Champion, The Hustler!
Eddie Sensation - THE HUSTLER IS CELEBRATING, AND CODY COVINGTON IS SITTING UP STARING AT SERIAL THRYLLA!! HE STILL CAN'T BELEIVE IT!!
The Informer - MY GOD FOLKS!!! SERIAL THRYLLA IS BACK IN THE EWA, AND WE HAVE A NEW EWA HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!! WE'RE OUT OF TIME!! SEE YOU NEXT WEEK!!
