Rob DiMarco - Welcome fans, to the second EVER edition of EWA Tuesday Night Heat: The Aftermath! Joining me is Rachel Stevens, and for the next hour we will be bringing you on location interviews, and clips of taped interviews.

Rachel Stevens - Thats right, Rob! And what a show we have for you today! Some of the booked interviews include Tom Stone, Cody Covington, The Hustler, 3D and DEUCE!

Rob DiMarco - Also, we have clips from earlier today of Chris Jericho, The Wildman, Thorn and The Brink!

Rachel Stevens - We have so much to do, so lets get started with an interview with 3D!

Rob DiMarco - But first, take a look at this backstage footage recorded just moments ago!

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - No problem.

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - Somebody better call security on Thurston Howell, 'cause if I see him anywhere in the building, I'm not only kicking his a$$, I'm pressing charges.

Zed - I'm sure someone has called Security already. I mean, If you saw an ugly, stinky, bucktoothed moron walking by wouldn't you be compelled to report it to authorities? I would.

Rachel Stevens - It's tough just to start at one particular topic here, since Any Means Necessary was a very influential night not only in the EWA, but for the 3 Dimensions of Wrestling. We've heard Deuce's official word that he will indeed retire from the EWA and wrestling in general due to a severe back injury. What do you guys think of this decision and how will it effect the 3D?

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Since I've known Deuce the longest out of anyone here, I think I'll give my opinion first, if you guys don't mind. Basically, I think we all saw this coming, we just weren't willing to accept it, nor admit it. Deuce, what can I say? It was just the worst timing possible. You came down with an injury while training, and now you can't wrestle any longer. Yeah, it totally sucks and of course, it's gonna suck worse not to have you around. You guys (Dino and Zed) might have a different opinion of Deuce after what happened last night, but I still respect him. He went out and pretty much went solo last night and was pretty gutsy to do so. Here's a guy who shouldn't be wrestling, yet he wrestled twice in one night. On top of everything else, he eliminates the guys who are on his side. Last night was Deuce's night, and Deuce I applaud you for being a man. To me, you'll always be on of the 3 founding fathers of the 3D.

Rachel Stevens - What about you, Zed? Last night, you seemed to be perfectly willing to put all your differences aside with Deuce so that the 3D would have the best possible chance of walking out with the EWA Heavyweight Gold. But Deuce eliminated you. How do you feel about his actions last night, and his overall retirement?

Zed - Personally� I think Deuce is a jagoff. I try to be nice to the damn guy, but he lets past instances affect partnerships of today. I really wanted to work alongside him. I mean hell, in the main event I was talking strategy with him, working alongside him, and then the dishonorable ass dumps me out of the ring unexpectedly. That's a cowardly action if you ask me. Based on last night, I don't think I'm going to be able to trust Deuce�EVER. He's made it quite clear as to where he wants his partnership with me to go. So if Deuce is ever in a jam, needs my help, or needs anything that requires me to act in a positive way with or towards him, he can go ahead and f*ck himself. Because I won't be there for him. Why should I aid someone who blindsides me while I'm trying to talk strategy with him? He's supposed to be my friend and stablemate, but apparently he won't have that. So from now on�Deuce is nothing to me.

Rachel Stevens - And you, "Cornerstone"� there seems to have been a lot of bitterness between you and Deuce in the last few weeks, but what is your opinion of him now� and his decision to retire?

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - I would not, for one instant, say that I have any semblance of bitterness toward Deuce. Not for one second! What I was doing was looking out for the best interests of my brotherhood. Deuce has every ounce of my respect, and he will admit that he has more balls than brains. Again, my attitude was purely out of thinking what is best for the 3D.

Rachel Stevens - I guess life goes on for the 3 Dimensions of Wrestling right now. With the loss of Deuce, you are short one man, and you no longer have the gold. As a matter of fact, The Hustler is the number 1 contender to the EWA Title. None of you are in the position, at the moment, to contend for the EWA title. So where do you go from here?

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - What are you talking about, Rachel? No gold? Last time I checked, this belt around my waist was made of gold. That belt around Nick's waist is�I'll be damned�made out of gold. As for the World Title? It's only a heartbeat, or a beatdown, away. Last time I checked, I beat our current World Champ, Cody Covington, for a belt. And last time I checked, I had a win over the Number one Contender, the Hustler. Neither one of these jagoffs puts any fear in my heart! My agenda is simple. I will continue to defend these tag team titles with success. And I will, once more be the number one contender for the EWA World Championship! And that, Rachel Stevens, is Written In 'Stone!

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Rachel, the last time someone doubted the 3D, we talked Tom Stone into handing us his damn company. Lady, where I come from, that shows you've got a head on your shoulders. What I'm saying is don't doubt the 3D, for our best days are still ahead of us. Last night, we ruined The Syndicate. To this day, The Syndicate is no more. Gone� they've got no unity, and if it wasn't for Mr. Won Ton soup, Chandler, we would have been able to elminate The Syndicate once and for all. Right now, I have many an issue I need to take care of. First and foremost, that jackoff The Wildman needs to be strung up by the neck above the ring for all to see. Rachel, do me a fave� if you get a chance to talk to The Wildman tonight, remind him that "The Diamond Stud" wants to face him in a Noose Match, plain and simple.

Rachel Stevens - What about Clayton Chandler?

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - CLAYTON CHANDLER CAN KISS MY ASS! That stupid glory hog shouldn't even be in this damn company! He's one of those original wannabee wrestling f*cks from back in the day who thinks he's got more stroke than Chris Jericho on a Friday night sittin' in front of his TV set trying to get off on scrambled porn! I come in here, Nick Diamante� not "The Diamond Stud"� Nick Diamante, to offer my pal Stone some help back in the D.O.A.-PRO days. I helped Tom bring life back into what was, during Chandler's time, a very pathetic organization that barely resembled wrestling! Now, what is Chandler going to do? HE'S GONNA TAKE CREDIT FOR MY WORK� ALL MY EFFORTS, THIS PRICK IS TRYING TO CASH IN ON! History lesson, Chandler. When people think EWA, they think Rev-X! When people thing Rev-X, they think Nick Diamante, NOT CLAYTON F'N CHANDLER! One day buddy, you and I are gonna settle our differences, don't you worry. And that day is going to be sooner than it is later. Once I clear my agenda, expect to hear from my people about Diamante/Chandler part one. Until then, PUNK� go gain some muscle mass, break out the Oxy pads and clean those pours. Hell, drink your first f*ckin' beer, boy, cause stepping into the ring with Nicky D is gonna leave you with one helluva damn buzz!

Rachel Stevens - Zed, where do you stand with the 3D. You're the newest recruit into the 3D, and the only former EWA Heavyweight Champion in this group. Do you look to once and for all clear up your issues with Tom Stone?

Zed - Issues with Stone? As far as I'm concerned, there are no issues between Stone and I. I'm in his federation again, and there's nothing he can do about it. I won in the end, whereas he only thought he beat me. Stone and I are finished. Unless he tries to stick his nose in some more of my future business, or any form of 3D business, in which case I'll be sure to see to it that Stone gets what's coming to him.

Rachel Stevens - Mr. Delsante, you finally seemed to have finalized your issues with "The Seat Seller" Thurston Howell last night in an impromptu match. But you have to admit, as many people learned last night, that Thurston Howell just doesn't seem to have any damn quit in him! And that look� you guys exchanged a look last night� a look that many wrestling observers are saying may lead to Howell joining the 3D. Is there any truth to that rumor?

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - Last time I checked, the 3D was about 3 D's. Diamante, Delsante, and�well, ZeD does have that D at the end of his name, and that's good enough. Do you see a D in Howell's name? No. Does that jagoff represent any of the dimensions of wrestling? Skill? Power? Brains? No. Comment all you like about looks, and emotions, and everything else. That look I gave him said one thing�"I beat your a$$ like I was destined to. Live with it!"

Rachel Stevens - Within the 3D, you guys still do own the EWA Tag Team Titles. Nick, what's the next step for The Sexy MF's in the EWA's tag ranks?

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - It's real simple, and camera man, I want you to get a real good shot of Dino and I. We are the EWA Tag Team Champions! We are the classiest and most technically, physically and mentally profound combo that the EWA has ever been fortunate enough have on their roster in a long damn time. With wrestling the way it is in the year 2000, it doesn't seem like the scene is as hot is it was back in the 1980's, but that doesn't change our focus. Delsante and I will take on any team, anywhere! Regulators, who the hell are you? Bj Boys? Please. WE ARE THE SEXY MF'S, AND TOGETHER� together we stand as an unmistakably invincible unit. Rumors are floating around the locker rooms Extreme Velocity thinks there's only room for one of our respective teams in the EWA at one time, so D� why don't you tell Extreme Velocity how we respond to their views.

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - It goes down like this. Extreme Velocity, you were the top dogs in the kennel, but now you're in the $h!t house. But, but rights, you do deserve a rematch, so you got it. Next week, you get your shots, but, since we are the champs, here are our stipulations. If you win, the Sexy MF's, Nick Diamante, and Dino Delsante, will disband and never wrestle as a team again. BUT, if The Sexy MF's win, you two leave the EWA. See, me and Nick? We're so confident that we will win, that we will put our team on the line. What about you? Show us your balls! In a figurative sense, of course.

Rachel Stevens - In closing, what do you guys thing about Tom Stone's hiring of Shawn Walker into the EWA? And with the hiring of Clayton Chandler, it looks like Tom is making it his personal mission to finally the 3D to crumble.

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Tom Stone can do whatever the hell he damn pleases in attempts to combat us. Shawn Walker? Last time I heard of that punk he was wrestling under the moniker of "Too Extreme", and the only thing "Too Extreme" about Shawn Walker was his ability to single-handedly bore audiences to the extent or near death! Walker, Chandler� Stone can bring in anyone! It's just not going to happen, because the 3D now has a focus� and that focus is to bring back the gold.

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - I couldn't have said it better myself. Tom Stone has learned that the 3D are not to be trusted, and he thinks Chandler and�who's this guy "Walker?" He thinks Chandler, a bigger has been than Jerry Atkins, is intimidating? He actually thinks Chandler makes us shake in our boots and break out in cold sweats? HAHAHAHA! Try it! Try to step to the 3 Dimensions, Chandler! And find yourself on the other end of an Iron City Drop! I know for a fact that ZeD will leave you "Unforgiven!" Ain't that right, ZeD?

Zed - Damn Straight!

Rachel Stevens - Thank you gentlemen for joining us, and best of luck for the future.

Rob DiMarco - Hello EWA fans, I am here with �The Seat Seller� Thurston Howell here in his hotel room. Now Mr. Howell I want to ask you your thoughts of the pay per view last Sunday, �Any Means Necessary�.

Thurston Howell - Robby, I didn�t invite you here in my hotel room to talk about Sunday. A lot of stuff went down Sunday, some �legends� returned and there was a new EWA Heavyweight Champion, who cares really, not me. I am here to talk about the future, so I don�t want to here any other questions pertaining to last Sunday.

Rob DiMarco - All right, sorry about that, next question, what is your response to everyone saying that the Syndicate is falling apart at its seams?

Thurston Howell - Well Robby, quite frankly the people that are speculating that we are falling apart at the seams are exactly right. I�m not gonna hide it from everyone like the rest, the Syndicate is dying!! And you know whose fault it is don�t you?

Rob DiMarco - Hmmm�.maybe the 3D?

Thurston Howell - No, Robby, not even close! The fault goes to the Hustler and Extreme Velocity!

Rob DiMarco - Why are you blaming them for the problems of the Syndicate?

Thurston Howell - No Robby, the question is how couldn�t I blame them for this problem? It is clearly their fault. I mean let me explain it to you for a minute. The Hustler has been acting like a big shot the past couple weeks, he kept saying he would win the title, he would win the title, not caring about the rest of us. But it is ironic, because I don�t see a Heavyweight Championship Title is his possession. And the Hustler is supposed to be the so-called �leader� of the Syndicate, to me that doesn�t seem like good leadership at all! As I think about it, the Hustler has no leadership skills what so ever, that is why he always took a backseat to Deuce when those two were a team. I mean if the Syndicate wanted to become a successful stable and one of the best in the business they should have put me at the top of the helm, because I am the only one that could ever lead us to victory.

Thurston Howell - And besides the Hustler we have Extreme Velocity. Now these two guys are supposed to be one of the greatest tag teams in the wrestling business. Now I would say barely making it in a mediocre tag team division doesn�t make you one of the best. You both lose your tag team titles, to the Sexy MF�s who have probably no tag team wrestling experience in the World. But the worst part is that you think you guys are hot shit just like the Hustler does, because you guys skip events and show up whenever you want. And I can�t say you boys have a tough and strenuous schedule, you probably have one of the easiest in the EWA.

Thurston Howell - So I have come to the conclusion that the Hustler and Extreme Velocity both absolutely suck, and they are done wasting my time with their propaganda. I am done with those three goofs because I am not a team player anymore more, I don�t give at all but I will take all that I can. So now I think you can make it official, the Syndicate is dead, because the only star member has abandoned them!

Rob DiMarco - Are you serious Thurston? I thought �The Seat Seller� was always a team player and was craving to rid the EWA of the 3D with the Syndicate!

Thurston Howell - Robby, I am more serious then I will ever be in my life. Enough with the Syndicate, they are now dead. And this �The Seat Seller� bullshit has to stop. It all ends right here, I am Thurston Howell, a much stronger, much rougher, and much tougher then before! Because it is time to step out of the shadows and show why I should be on the top of this damn business.

Rob DiMarco - This is all shocking to me, I have never seen you like this, but now you seem to be on a mean streak. Why is that so?

Thurston Howell - Because that is the only way to survive in this profession. Just like people always say, nice guys finish last, and that statement is as true as they come. And I am sick and tired of being nice, because plain and simple I am not! I don�t like the guys in the back, I don�t like the fans, and I especially don�t like you DiMarco. So lets conclude this damn interview now and get the hell out of me hotel room!

Tom Stone - No problem, Rachel!

Rachel Stevens - Let's get right to it... Did you actually beleive that 3D was on your side, and that they were going to take good care of your company while you were gone??

Tom Stone - Honestly, Rachel, I must admit... I was fooled. I thought that Nick and Dino were going to run the EWA smoothly, and make sure nothing went wrong while I was on vacation...... That was my first vacation in 2 years, by the way!

Rachel Stevens - Couldn't you see what 3D was doing on TV, wherever the hell you were?

Tom Stone - I thought I would be able to watch Tuesday Night Heat, but when Tuesday rolled around, I thought it was Saturday! I didn't even TOUCH the TV in my room! I was enjoying my vacation while I had it, and I was SO sure that Nick and Dino were handling my company with care and respect that I didn't even THINK of something going wrong!

Rachel Stevens - Wow... It must have hurt when The Informer told you the news!

Tom Stone - You're damn right it did.... I was in COMPLETE SHOCK! But, in a way, I saw it coming... I knew that everything was too good to be true! I thought to myselft that maybe the EWA was too much for Nick and Dino to handle! And I was right... But they had no trouble running the 3DWA! Those peices of sh--

Rachel Stevens - Easy Tom... We're live! Who were the two phone calls to??

Tom Stone - The first one was to Shawn Walker, and the secon--

Rachel Stevens - Whats up with Shawn Walker anyways?!

Tom Stone - Shawn is basically my bodyguard... My right hand man, you could say. He is the person that makes sure that 3D doesn't touch me at all!

Rachel Stevens - I can't help but LAUGH!! 3D is Nick, Dino and Zed! Not to mention Enzo, Leroy and Elroy! How the hell is Shawn Walker going to fight off 6 men?!

Tom Stone - Are you doubting him, Rachel?

Rachel Stevens - ........Yes! Yes I am! NO MAN could take on 6 others!

Tom Stone - And you are correct! That's where my backup plan kicks in! You see Rachel, I had a LONG FLIGHT home... and on that plane, I got thinking again. I contacted a few people, and my plans were arranged! When your name is Tom Stone, you can have ANYTHING you want!

Rachel Stevens - So, what is this "backup plan"??

Tom Stone - Ohhh, sorry Rachel! You'll have to wait until I need this backup plan!

Rachel Stevens - Is that a dare to 3D?!

Tom Stone - You could say that!

Rachel Stevens - Tom... I think you've lost your mind!

Tom Stone - And I don't blame you, because the plan I came up with is so genius that you'd have to see it to beleive it!!

Rachel Stevens - ANYWAYS, who was that second phonecall to??

Tom Stone - Again Rachel, you're going to have to wait until the backup plan is activated!

Rachel Stevens - Are you saying that this person is in the EWA already??

Tom Stone - Not at all!

Rachel Stevens - Ok... well, thats about it Tom... Now you've got me thinking about this "backup plan" of yours... Good luck with the EWA!

Tom Stone - Thank you, Rachel.

Rob DiMarco - I can't thank you enough for meeting me here today Mr. Wildman. Shall we get started?

The Wildman - Yes we should because if I'm here any longer than I have to be, I just might finish what I started on you from a few weeks ago. You do remember that, don't you DiMarco?

Rob DiMarco - How could I forget? Umm.....anyways, first question. At the PPV, the wrestling world was stunned at the return of not only former EWA Heavyweight Champ Clayton Chandler, but The Brink and Thorn as well. What are your thoughts on their return to the EWA?

The Wildman - Well, as I sat backstage and watched as Chandler came out in front of about thirty-thousand people and said that he made me a man AND a wrestler, I couldn't help but ask myself, "What the fuck is he talking about?" Sure, I remember that we had our battles in the ring. How could I forget being up on a scaffold about six inches wide, and trying not to fall to my death while fighting him off? How could I forget coming so close to being the EWA Heavyweight champ, but not once was a winner decided? Every time we faced each other in the ring, a winner was never decided. It was either a no contest or the fact that neither of us could continue in the match. That's right, we beat each other up so badly that we couldn't even bring up enough strength to pin one another.

Rob DiMarco - Sounds hard to believe.

The Wildman - Are you calling me a liar?

Rob DiMarco - Not at all Mr. Wildman!

The Wildman - You're not all that bright, are you? First you have the balls to call me a fool, and now you're calling me a liar. Maybe I should physically show you instead of you taking my word for it. What do you think?

Rob DiMarco - I think maybe I'll ask Mr. Chandler himself.

The Wildman - You do that DiMarco. What I'd like to know is what exactly did he mean by saying, "I made The Wildman." As for The Brink and Thorn, I'm glad that they're back in the EWA where they belong. I miss their presence to be honest. The Brink, in my opinion, was the best damn heavyweight champ I've ever seen in any organization, and Thorn is one of the hardest working pro wrestlers in the business. I'm hoping that I'll have the pleasure of getting in the ring with either of them, mattering not if I'm actually fighting them, or teaming up with them. They are two greats in this sport, and I'd be an asshole not to give them the respect that they deserve. Next question.

Rob DiMarco - Alot of people backstage and alot of the suits that I come in contact with are itching to know if you're going to accept "The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante's challenge for a Noose match. Are you going to accept his challenge and settle the differences between the two of you?

[The Wildman's facial expression goes from being somewhat of a tired and bored man to a totally unhinged, enraged, madman. His eyes get huge and his fists tighten. His heart beats fast and hard, and he starts to twitch a bit. DiMarco regrets asking him the question.]

Rob DiMarco - Let's just scratch that one for now.

The Wildman - NO!!! I will answer the question. Diamante, you think you scare me in any way? You think that just because I've been hung by a noose on more than one occasion that I'm gonna be a nervous reck, and run away with my tail between my legs? If you think that, then you are wrong my friend. You're so painfully wrong that I'm afraid for you. That's right, I'm afraid for your safety. After you made your challenge, someone said that someone was gonna get killed in that match, right? And you being the over-confident bastard that you are, said that someone just might get killed, but that someone won't be you. How ignorant can you be, Diamante? Week after week, you've actually tried to push me. You've actually made it your mission to push me over the edge, or closer to the edge than I already am. Every week, you would spoil my fun, and attack me from behind, or hire someone to do it for you, proving once again how much of a coward you are. Every week, you would push me, and push me, and push me. And now, you've come up with a Noose match. The rules being whoever gets hung by the noose, is the loser. When I think about this, I ask myself one question: Does Nick Diamante really want this? And now I ask you....do you really want this? Do you really want a person who was raised by two pukes, and survived on mean streets to get in the ring with you, and try to kill you? Haven't you done you're homework? Don't you know how I killed my own father? Well, let me remind you. I took his half-dead body, and I hung it out to dry using a rusty old barbed-wire chain. Now, I ask you again, Diamante, do you want a homicidal maniac in the same ring against you, trying to end your career, and your life? Well, I'm sad to say it, but I'm not gonna give you the chance to answer that question. Instead, I'm just gonna have to see the look on your face to get the answer, cause I accept your challenge. Now you're gonna find out what fear is. You're gonna find out what it's like to piss yourself because you're afraid of what afterlife your dead ass is being sent to. That's right Diamante. I've waited a long time for you to grow some balls and challenge me to a match, and now my prayers have been answered. I suggest that you go back to church and cleanse your empty soul one more time before I sent your ass STRAIGHT TO HELL!!! Anything else, DiMarco?

Rob DiMarco - [Shaking] Umm.....n-no sir, th-that will be all for now. Thanks again for your time.

Rachel Stevens - It's a pleasure to have you here in the EWA Headquarters for this interview, Hustler!

The Hustler - Thank you, Rachel, the feeling is mutual.

Rachel Stevens - Well, I'd like to start off with a question about what happened just two days ago at "Any Means Necessary". In the Battle Royal for the Heavyweight Title, it came down to yourself, Deuce, and Cody Covington. You were successful in tossing Cody over the top rope, but, the ref was not in position, and Cody was able to sneak back in the ring and eliminate you, and then go on to win the title that night. Once again in two consecutive PPV's, it appears you have been screwed from getting your hands on the title. What are your feelings about this?

The Hustler - Obviously Rachel, I'm angry, I'm annoyed, and just down right pissed off. It seems every time I get to the point where I'm just about to reach my goal of becoming the next World Champion, something snatches it away. Last Sunday, that was a real cheap way to go out. I eliminated Cody Covington, the whole damn world did, except for the man who should have, and that's the ref. So what happens to me? I get tossed from the match, and that undeserving punk Cody gets the win and the gold. Now, I must say, if I were in Cody's situation, I probably would have jumped back into the ring too, so I can't really blame him. Its just another cruel twist of fate for Hustler, yet again. Well, as I said in my interview with Rob DiMarco just a day ago, I'm done with being screwed. Now I'm the one who's going to be doing the screwing around here, and if someone don't like it, they can go suck a goat's nutsack, 'cause I really don't give a fuck. I'm real sick and tired of coming up short, due to some little thing that totally fucks me over. I'm pissed off, and I'm not going to take it anymore. You'll see that next Heat, guaran-damn-teed.

Rachel Stevens - What about the arrival of three of the past EWA legends last Sunday, The Brink, Clayton Chandler, and Thorn?

The Hustler - Well, as I said before, I have the upmost respect for all three of those men, for they all are on the top echelon of the EWA and the wrestling world in general. Thorn is the only man I have ever faced out of that group, and I lost that match in rather poor fashion. Down the line, I would like to rectify my mistakes in that match, and show Thorn what exactly a focused and determined Hustler can do in that ring. I have no problems with Thorn now, but I do anticipate some. I can see us in the ring some time down the line, in what would surely be a heated battle. The Brink is a class act, I think, contrary to what some people said about him when he left the EWA last year holding the Heavyweight Title. I worked for him briefly in the 420 wresting organization, and found him to be a good guy. He's defintely a veteran of the game, and even though he hasn't been in the ring in a while, he's sure to give some guys a run for their money if they underestimate him. Chandler is quite a talented young man, in the ring and on the mic, and it appears he has the same hatred for Nick Diamante and 3D as I do, which is a plus. Hopefully, he'll be an asset to eliminating their punk asses from the EWA for good. I'll be watching in the shadows, so to speak, if the guy ever needs back up against the likes of 3D. But, as I have said on a number of occasions to every single wrestler on the EWA roster, get in my damn way, and I'll crush you. I'll nail you so fast and so hard, it'll make your head spin. If those three guys got a problem with me, bring it, don't sing it, and we'll do the dance. And believe me, I won't hesitate to put an EWA "legend" on a first class trip on the Stretcher Express.

Rachel Stevens - There have been some rumors flying around in the locker room in the past couple shows that there is dissension in the ranks of The Syndicate, comprised of yourself, Thurston Howell, and the former Tag Team Champs, Extreme Velocity. Can you help putting the record straight on the status of your stable?

The Hustler - Well, I'll be quite honest, our stable has hit some rocky times. Justin Sane and Richard Dreyborn have been no-showing quite a bit, and not returning many calls. Maybe their busy or something, I wish I knew what the deal was. But, if you look at The Syndicate versus 3D match this past Sunday, you could see how we worked as a well-oiled and powerful machine. We were there for a damn fight, and I think we won it hands-down. As of right now though, Howell is in a torrid war with Dino Delsante, and the problems between myself and Cody Covington ar at a all-time high. I'm hoping though that The Syndicate will be able to pull through this rough time, and get back to kicking ass, like we always do.

Rachel Stevens - Now, as you informed me earlier, and what has been the buzz all day long here at EWA Headquarters, is that you have a SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT that you would like to share here on Tuesday Night Heat. I was hoping you could share with all of us what it is, and end this great suspense!

The Hustler - Rachel, I'd be happy to. This announcement is sure to grab the attention of everyone here in the EWA, that is, if one party of this deal accepts. As I said earlier, I'm tired of being screwed out of the EWA title in recent time, so I'm going to be doing something about that. CODY COVINGTON, I CHALLENGE YOU TO PUT THE EWA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE ON THE LINE IN A ONE-ON-ONE MATCH WITH NONE OTHER THAN YOURS TRULY, THE HUSTLER! You accept, tough guy? I say you are an undeserving champion of the EWA, COME PROVE ME WRONG. And you might be asking yourself, when is this supposed to go down? Well, I really don't feel like waiting too fuckin' long, so I want the damn match NEXT WEEK ON HEAT. The question is, you got the cajones to put that newly won gold on the line? I hope you do, I REALLY do.

Rachel Stevens - Wow! What a challenge! And for right next week on Tuesday Night Heat! Maybe we can word later on in the show about Cody's decision. Well, Hustler, I'd like to thank you for coming out to the Great White North for this interview, and wish you luck next week, if your challenge is accepted by the EWA Heavyweight Champ, Cody Covington!

The Hustler - Thank you, Rachel. The pleasure was all mine.

Chris Jericho - Welcome fans to.... What the hell is this, a HOUSE SHOW?!?! ...This past Sunday at the PPV, I was brutally, and unfairly beaten, by--

[The fans begin to cheer... Y2J!!! Y2J!!!]

Chris Jericho - Thank-you... Thank-you... I was unfairly beaten by Y2Citrus and his FAT A$$ orange bodyguard Little Citrus! You think that maybe my fellow K-CI Klamsmen Big Pappy would help yours truly out?! NO!! He was intent on beating me! .....You IDIOT! I should beat you in the ring right now! But, seeing as how I'm still on my search for our mother Clammy....

[Pappy begins to laugh...]

Chris Jericho - I will forgive your incompetence!

[Jericho walks over to Big Pappy with is hand extended. Pappy goes to shake his hand, and Jericho nails him with the mic, right in the head!]

Chris Jericho - YOU MORON!! YOU BETTER GET THINGS TOGETHER LIKE FALLEN ANGEL AND I HAVE! YOU AND MANDI BETTER SHOW RESPECT TO CLAMMY! ...You're lucky I don't fire you ass right now, JERKY! Get it together or your out! You understand?!

[Pappy lies in a pool of his own blood as it purs from a huge gash on his head...]

Chris Jericho - Now, on to Y2Citrus! You and Tim Sperm think your so smart, eh Jerky's? You've tried to pull the clamshell over my head! Well I have a challenge for you Y2Citrus!! ONE TIME, AND ONLY ONE TIME! "The Franchise" versus "The Orangeman", in a Steel Cage.... Orange On A Poll Match!!

[The crowd goes crazy!!]

Chris Jericho - First one to get the orange and smash it in their oppoinents face wins! It's going to feel good to make you feel the pain of your own juice in your eye, jerky! However... I am not dumb! The orange must be approved by a fan at ring side to make sure it isn't one of your henchmen! I don't need that thing jumping into my ear and possessing my body! Oh yeah, and leave your ARMY OF PENGIUNS at home... got it?!

Chris Jericho - So if you've got the oranges.... then I'll see you on April 16 at NC 17 "Pure Violence" 2000! The K-CI Klams will make sure on April 16th that Tim Sprem's Orange and Penguin domination of the world will Never E-E-EVER BE THE SAME AGAIN!

Rachel Stevens - There you have it! Chris Jericho has challenged Y2C to an Orange On A Poll Steel Cage Match at NC 17 "Pure Violence" 2000 on April 16th! I'd like to hear Y2C's response!

Rachel Stevens - Earlier Today, Rob DiMarco tried to talk to get ahold of Thorn and The Brink... Take a look!

Rob DiMarco - Thorn, it's Rob DiMarco! May I have a few words with you??

Thorn - Get the hell out of here....

Rob DiMarco - I'd just like a few words!

Thorn - I said GET OUT!

Rob DiMarco - But it'll only take a secon--

Thorn - GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!

[DiMarco pauses a second. He notices that there is a door between him and Thorn, so he grows a set of balls and speaks....]

Rob DiMarco - Thorn, what do you think of The Brink's attack on you this Sunday at the Pay Per View?!

[Thorn opens the door, grabs DiMarco by the neck, and throws him backwards! Rob's back slams against the wall. The camera fades to black.]

[The camera fades back in, and this time shows Rob DiMarco waiting for The Brink outside his locker room. Suddenly, the Brink opens the door and walks out. He doesn't notice Rob standing there, since he is on the opposite side of the door. The Brink makes his way to the parking lot, and walks towards his car. Rob DiMarco runs up to him....]

Rob DiMarco - Brink, may I have a second?!

The Brink - [No Response]

Rob DiMarco - Ok good! Why did you attack Thorn at Any Means Necessary??

The Brink - [No Response]

Rob DiMarco - GOOD ANSWER! ...What are your priorities in the EWA?!

The Brink - [No Response]

Rob DiMarco - Shit, you're good at this!

[The Brink gets into his car, and backs up about 10 feet. He then kicks it into first gear, and heads straight for Rob DiMarco!]

Rob DiMarco - AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

[DiMarco begins to run, and The Brink follows him. Brink stays just a bit behind him, and slowly speeds up, but so does DiMarco. The Brink whispers to himself....]

The Brink - Shit, you're good at this!

[The Brink begins to laugh, then just touches DiMarco with the car. DiMarco falls to the side of the car, and The Brink speeds away.]

Cody Covington - Your telling me. I've been doing autographs down in Miami basically all yesterday. Being the hometown hero and all I made some headlines on the news that wouldn't hurt if ya know what I mean. I had to do a press conference down there, they aren't too thrilled about Professional Wrestling but I made such big news back in the day with all that Miami Dolphins stuff. I revised my deal with Oakley a bit, and it always seems to amaze me after you win the biggest prize in the game all your merchandising starts selling like crazy.. back ordered and shit. EWA rushed to get a new Cody Covington shirt out. I did some photo shoot with the EWA Title snugly wrapped around my waste, so its all good..... except for being tired as hell.

Rob DiMarco - Well, the first question of course, is how does it feel to be the EWA Heavyweight Champion??

Cody Covington - Well Rob, I couldn't feel any better right now. I've been in the EWA almost as long as anyone else and I've never bailed out on the place. Sure, I've fallen flat on my face at times but I've always recovered and look where it got me today? I finally accomplished my goal and my overall dream that dates back to when I first got out of football. I'm not going to lie to you and say some BS story about this being my childhood dream or anything because it just isn't! I'm feeling proud to stand for everything in the EWA and be the top guy..... FINALLY!

Rob DiMarco - Last night, there was lots of talking going on Backstage, and NOBODY expected you to win! Hell, the last 4 people were You, The Hustler, Deuce and Aaron Schurr.... or should I say Thorn?? Did you think you were the underdog in that match?? How confident were you that you were going to win??

Cody Covington - Well it wasn't looking too good for me. I haven't gain many friends here in the EWA, and most of those guys have had problems with me in the past. But I wouldn't call myself the underdog, if there were an underdog it would have to be Duece because he was recovering from a serious injury.

Rob DiMarco - How do you feel about the return of Thorn??

Cody Covington - Psshhhh big f'n deal! I beat the guy before he left the first time, I wouldn't pay him any attention at all because that's just what he wants. He's like a child that wants to get his way all the time and I don't feel like dealing with his sorry ass. So Thorn, ya big bitch... your barking up the wrong tree if you think your going to come and start a fight with me... I'll only slap you around as you were my bitch for a bit and then reject any type of challenge you would make.... you have to work yourself back up the ladder like everyone else!

Rob DiMarco - What about the return of The Brink?? Did that shock you??

Cody Covington - Not really, I've heard rumors that he would be returning for a while now and I knew this was the only place for him. Unlike Thorn, I'm happy to see the Former Champ lace up the boots again and I'm looking forward to see who will be the first to be left hangin on the Plllllluuuuuunnnnnggggggeeeeee!!! ::takes deep breath:: Okay......

Rob DiMarco - So what's next for Cody Covington?? Are you willing to defend you title every week, or are you going to carefully choose your opponents??

Cody Covington - I've disappointed people with my International reign by not defending as much as I'd like to. I'm going to try my best to defend this thing every chance I get because I want to be the ideal champ. Its just hard for me because I'm busier than people think. Next is trying to make this thing work and be a successful champion..... I have a point to prove to these guys that I am the right guy for this spot.

Rob DiMarco - What about The Hustler?? He's made it known around here that he wants a Title shot! And he's gone as far as to challenge you to a match NEXT WEEK ON HEAT!!! How do you feel towards this?? Do you accept?!

Cody Covington - He is the number one contender so what can I say? The guy earned his shot so he gets one, no doubt about that. Next Week, I will beat the Hustler for the third time.... knocking him out of the world title scene and doing the rest of the more deserving members a favor!

Rob DiMarco - WOW! Well, we've gotta take a commercial break... Cody, thanks for being here, and good luck in the future!! We'll be right back folks!

Deuce - Thanks Rob, its good to be back in the EWA. My old stomping grounds.

Rob DiMarco - I am sure that I speak for everyone when I say that it was good to see you wrestling again.

Deuce - Yeah it felt good Rob, real good. But before we get into anything I gotta address something that Cody Covington had to say after the night was over.

Rob DiMarco - I am sure that you are talking in reguards to him suggesting that he ended your career.

Deuce - You got that right... Covington. Number one you did NOT end the career of the Bigg Daddy. And number two, the only person taht can end the career of the Bigg Daddy is the Bigg Daddy himself. SO don't go walking around like you put me on the shelf cause it wasn't you big boy.

Rob DiMarco - Now lets talk for a minute... you have had a long career here in the EWA. What would be some of your highlights.

Deuce - Rob, there are so many highlights in ones career that you can never name them all. I have seen it all here in the EWA. And if I were to name a few of the highlights, I would have to mention the fact that I won the EWA Heavyweight Title, the EWA Tag Team Titles. Rob, I have fought in that very ring with the best of the best and came out on top of must of them. I've wrestled the superstars of the wrestling world today, I have fought battles with the Brink's and Chandler's and Diamond Stud's.

Rob DiMarco - Lets not forget about the alliances held here in the EWA.

Deuce - When you have the talent pool that is in the EWA its not hard to align yourself with the best of the best. The alliances held here in the EWA are alliances that I hold outside the wrestling ring. These guys are my friends and I wouldn't have it any other way. People like Damian and TNT of Bad Company, they got me in the business so of course we would slign ourselves together. Blitzkreig, my by enough said. The Hustler, this man I met in the DOA Pro. He and I forming Menace 2 Society was fate. It was bound and determined to happen and it did. And 3D, well hell, that didn't take much to put together... three great minds together in one stable. Genious, pure genious. I mean Nick and I ran together in R~X and the DOA, Dino and I had run ins in the DOA and it was just natural to bring our talents together.

Rob DiMarco - Lets talk about your feuds here in the EWA. You have been in the biggest feuds that the EWA has ever seen. What are your most memorable?

Deuce - You know, my favorite fued didn't even happen in the EWA. No, it happened in the DOA Pro. When Dino came into the DOA he and his fellow MVP'ers thought that they were the shit and that they were untouchable. Well I thought of myself as top dog in the DOA and I didn't like Dino's style. So I called him out one day, and he took the bait. We fought for weeks, I even went so far as to kidnap his ol lady. Not that she put up much of a fight. We tried to carry that feud into the EWA but since we were planning it from the start to join 3D it wasn't as intense.

Rob DiMarco - Lets not forget about the Regulators.

Deuce - How could anyone forget about the Regulators? Here were a couple of jagoffs that thought they were the top dawgs of the EWA. For some reason they had some type of cults following consisting of pedifilers and grunters. We had a hard fought battle for a few months. They were pissed at me and my boy Blitz for taking their belts.

Rob DiMarco - When you fought for the Heavyweight Title with Zed it wasn't your first time fighting for the belt was it?

Deuce - You're right Rob, it was after R~X split the scene and during EWA's "Darker Days." The champ was, I believe Chandler, at the time and he and I and the Serial Thrylla had a brutal three way feud. And each time I had my chance at a clean win I was cheated by one or the other. But those three would have to be the best of my career feuds.

Rob DiMarco - What do you see in the future of the EWA?

Deuce - The EWA can only improve. Right now there is so much talent tin the roster that there is no way it can go wrong. The EWA has seen the lowest point of its lifetime and has yet to reach its pinnacle. "Any Means Necessary" would have to be a great example, by far the greatest PPV to date in the EWA. If we keep growing like that then there is no stopping the EWA. I don't wanna get off on a rant here....

[The studio lights dim all around except for a single spotlight that shines directly on Deuce.]

Deuce - But the EWA is the elite wrestling federation of today. People will strive to challenge the EWA for supremacy but will fail in comparison. In my time here in the EWA I have seen it all and battled the rest. I have seen the EWA ride the highest waves seen it at its lowest lows... but through it all I stayed true. In my years of wrestling I have battled through many injuries; concussions, broken and bruised bones. But when the doctor told me that I might have to hang it all up I told him that I needed to have one more fight. I needed to go out on top and I told myself that at "Any Means Necessary" I would wrestle my last match and come hell or high water I would make that match the most memorable of all matches. Sure I had it won, but my fooilsh pride let me believe that I had one more power move left in me... I was wrong. I lost my final match but when it was all said and done. And I raised MY belt high above my head and you fans and you fellow wrestlers stood on your feet and you applauded me and my acomplishments.... I knew that I had left my mark on the EWA. I KNEW that I would be remembered and for that I thank all of you.

Deuce - There are a few people that I want to thank personally, Nick Diamante and Tom Stone for running a fed like this where people such as myself who others deem "not good enough" can rise to the top and have fun doing it. And to Nick for all fun times that you and I had both in R~X, DOA Pro and 3D. To Dino, I know that ever since I beat you in the middle of the ring in our first match in the DOA that you have never forgot the fact that I am the "Sexiest Chest in Wrestling." So with my retirement so too goes my reign as the "Sexiest Chest". So Dino, I think that it only be fitting that you regain that title and carry on with the 3D brethren. To Zed, I really don't have much to say to you... just know that you are in MY STABLE with MY BROTHERS. That doesn't make us brothers.

Deuce - The Hustler is the future of the EWA, if I was a bettin man I would bet that you will be the next Heavyweight Champion and take that punk Cody Covington out. Who knows maybe one say we will see M2S part DEUCE one of these days but until then good luck in all you do.

Deuce - To those of you that I forgot to mention, don't worry I haven't really forgotten you. EWA, there comes a time in every mans life when he has to look at himself and question whether his health or the money is mmore important. I have come to that time in my life and have decided that my health is the most important thing for me. I am stepping out of the EWA and letting the new generation of superstars take over. But there are two things that everyone should remember....number one, You can't handle the Deuce. And number two when its all said and done and the smoke clears and you wipe the tears from your eyes you will know... WHO'S YOUR DADDY!!!

Rob DiMarco - Well folks, that's all the time we have for today!

Rachel Stevens - Be sure to join the EWA next week on Tuesday Night Heat, as The Hustler and Cody Covington get it on for the EWA Heavyweight Title!

Rob DiMarco - For Rachel Stevens, this is Rob DiMarco! Goodnight everybody!