"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Don't worry, we understand Tom. Life for you has been so tough lately that your personal problems and your business problems have collided and become one very strange world for you to deal with. So, Dino and I have a little proposition for you.

Tom Stone - What exactly is it?

[Dino Delsante reaches into his pocket and pulls out a check, walks over and hands it to Tom�]

Tom Stone - A blank check? I don't understand.

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - Tom, you've made me a rich man. You've made Nick a rich man. Now, The Three Dimensions of Wrestling are rich, but more importantly, we're your friends. So, here's a blank check to pay for some rest and relaxation on the hot, sunny island of your choice.

Tom Stone - A vacation? You're offering to pay for me to go on vacation?

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - That's right, my friend.

[Tom lowers his head for a moment, and pauses�]

Tom Stone - Guys, I'm filthy rich. I don't need your money. I appreciate the gesture, but I have a company to run�

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - No, no you don't.

Tom Stone - What?

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - You see, that's where Dino and I step in. We have a company to watch for a couple of weeks while Tom Stone takes a vacation and comes back well rested and ready to assume his role as owner of the Extreme Wrestling Association.

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - Tom, you're one of the few select geniuses in the world of wrestling. When was the last time you took a real vacation? In the course of creating a wrestling empire, did you ever have the time to take Mrs. Stone on a real honeymoon? None of that Niagara Falls $h!t, I mean a REAL honeymoon.

Tom Stone - Well, back in August when the EWA was closed down�

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - Please, you and I both know that that was no vacation. You took that time to rebuild a wrestling promotion that was in ruins! You deserve some real rest and relaxation�

Tom Stone - You guys� you're sure you can take care of things for me while I'm gone?

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Ah, it'll be no big deal. We'll book a few matches� cut a few promos� there will be nothing to it. Plus, it'll only be for a couple of weeks, right?

Tom Stone - That sounds perfect! Wow! You guys� aww shucks guys!

[On the screen, we are take to an entirely new 3DWA Tuesday Night Heat package. Clips of "The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante, Bigg Daddy Deuce and "The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante are shown over the airwaves as opposed to the normal EWA Heat package we are shown. The camera then takes us into a view inside the Joe Louis Arena in Detroit, Michigan where the fans are going wild! The Joe Louis Arena has been jammed to the rafters and sold out for weeks in anticipation of this great event. Many fans are captured on camera holding up such signs as "The EWA Fears The 3DWA"� "Bring Back Zed!"� "There's Not Enough Citrus In My Drink!"� "THE MAN Is Coming Home!"� and "Stone Got Screwed"! We are then taken to a very confused on-air ringside crew at ringside�]

The Informer - What the hell is going on? 3DWA Heat??

Vic Canon - Oh Lord� it looks like The 3 Dimensions of Wrestling have done it again!

Eddie Sensation - YEAH! HA! I LOVE IT! WELCOME TO 3DWA HEAT LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! I'M EDDIE SENSATION, AND I'M HERE WITH THESE 2 OTHER EWA LOSER EMPLOYEES!

The Informer - Hey! Calm yourself, Sensation, you've gone power crazy!

Eddie Sensation - DAMN RIGHT! HAHAHA!!

Vic Canon - Welcome fans to� I guess we have to call it 3DWA Heat! The last week has been just too bazaar here in the� 3DWA�

Eddie Sensation - SPIT IT OUT, CANON! THE THREE DIMENSIONAL WRESTLING ASSOCIATION!

The Informer - Yeah, whatever Sensation! Fans, with "The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante and "The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante in control over the EWA this past week, it has been hell! At this moment, we don't know the line-up for the card!

Vic Canon - It's safe to say that when the 3D is running the show, they do things their way!

Eddie Sensation - Yeah baby! I don't know how this show is going to start off, but I have a gut feeling tonight is going to be loads of fun!

The Informer - Well, there they are! I�ll be damned if it isn�t our bosses! Let us all praise the 3D of Wrestling!

Vic Canon - I share your sentiments exactly, Informer. Those men� I� I just can�t tell you what hell it is to work for a company under those men�s power! It�s unreal!

Eddie Sensation - HEY! Another comment like that and I�ll personally deliver a message to Dino and Nick myself!

The Informer - Yeah, you would! The EWA is in a state of� hell right now! It is literally �hell� in the EWA.

Vic Canon - You mean the 3DWA, I guess. Well� the entire staff in the EWA hasn�t been told a damn thing about tonight�s card! We have no paperwork to read from here at ringside� and the athletes backstage are more than a little bit annoyed with the �3DWA�� God, I can�t believe it!

Eddie Sensation - Hush-up you sourpuss! �The Diamond Stud� has the mic!

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - DETROIT, MICHIGAN!! LET ME HEAR A LITTLE BIT OF THAT OLD D.O.A.-PRO RAGE!!!

The Informer - My God! I almost forgot about that! Detroit was the city that Nick ran the D.O.A.-PRO out of! No wonder the people practically love Delsante and Diamante here!

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - There�s been a lot of action going down here in the EW� I mean, in the 3DWA over the last week. BUT ALLOW ME TO BE THE FIRST ONE TO SAY� WELCOME TO 3DWA TUESDAY NIGHT HEAT!

Vic Canon - My God� this is so wrong! I cannot believe the 3D is running the show here! What has Tom Stone allowed these men to do??

Eddie Sensation - BUILD A DYNASTY, BABY! This is a small slice of heaven!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - Detroit Rock City! Welcome to the 3DWA! You know, I just don�t get it, Nick. The fans and the boys in the back�they�ve been bitching since Day 1 about Tom. As soon as the place is �Under New Management,� everyone loses their ball$. �Nick and Dino�they�re the worst thing that could ever happen to the EWA.� Shaddup, you jagoffs! We�re in charge, and I can guaran-damn-tee that you�re all going to love it!

The Informer - Yeah, yeah! How dare these men!

Vic Canon - I can�t believe this is happening!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - I'd like to make one point real quick before we get into tonight's festivities. Serial Thrylla and I have yet to come to a decision over whether or not he will wrestler your's truly at "The Cornerstone Invitational". So, Thrylla... the invitation is still open for you to appear right here, next week.

Vic Canon - That sounds respectable.

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Now... You see, just when the EWA and the wrestling world began to doubt the all-around power and swag�swaggah�swagg� how do you say it, D?

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - The swaaaagger!

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - That�s right! Just when people started to doubt our swaaaagger, we knew it was the perfect time to prove �em wrong! Tom Stone� you�re probably sitting on a tropical island somewhere in the world right now totally out of the picture as to how badly your company is bein� raped right now! [Laughs]

Eddie Sensation - RAPE! RAPE!

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - But ya know what, pal? Stone� I really hate to tell you this right about now� but the check we gave you� ouch� how can I go about saying this without sounding cruel? Dino� got any ideas?

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - Well, honesty is one of the Cornerstone�s good points. Tommy, how can I say this? The check we gave you�well, it�s from MMG�s bank account. And if you haven�t noticed, MMG hasn�t really been working a lot lately. So�oh, how do I break this to you, Tommy? You�re up $h!t River without a paddle!

The Informer - OH MY GOD! THE NERVE OF THOSE MEN! TOM STONE IS GOING TO BE FORCED TO PAY FOR THAT VACATION HIMSELF??

Vic Canon - THESE MEN ARE DEMONS! PURE DEMONS! HELL IS LOCATED RIGHT HERE IN THE EWA!!

Eddie Sensation - HAHAHAHA!!! THESE GUYS RULE!! IMAGINE THE LOOK ON TOM�S FACE WHEN HE REALIZES THAT HE�S GONNA HAVE TO PAY FOR HIS OWN VACATION!! HAHAHAHA!!!

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - I know, I know� what a slick move, huh? But as much as Dino and I would love to stay and chat about the entire ordeal with Tom Stone, we�ve got a card to announce! No� the boys in the back haven�t been told who they�re gonna wrestle! So guess what� it�s time to get the ball rolling! Tonight, we�re gonna see some of the fairest, most electrifying action ever in the EWA! Hey �Cornerstone�� why don�t we tell these guys some of the matches here tonight?

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - I�d be happy to, �Stud.� First off, �Mr. Seat Seller.� You know, they should really call him the �Cellar Seat.�

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Why�s that, �Stone?

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - Because the only seat Howell can sell is in someone�s basement! Haha! Thurston Howell, as you see Tracey Lane, the most beautiful woman you�ve ever�correction�THE ONLY WOMAN YOU�VE EVER LAID YOUR HANDS ON, is not here tonight. For that, we have two words for ya�BIG JOHNSONS! That�s right, Howell, tonight you will face not one, but both Johnsons a handicap match. But the fun just doesn�t stop there. See, it�s not a Handicap match but a HANDICAP ELIMINATION MATCH! That�s right! You have to beat both men by pinfall or submission! And those are some Big Odds, Thursday!

The Informer - HOWELL AGAINST THE BIG JOHNSONS! THAT AIN�T RIGHT! COME ON! HOW WILL HE BE ABLE TO FIGHT TO MEN BY HIMSELF??

Vic Canon - Dino hates Thurston Howell, and it�s obvious that this isn�t any fair treatment!

Eddie Sensation - HAHAHA!!! HOWELL IS GOING TO BE FORCED TO SELL SEATS FOR A LIVING BECAUSE AFTER TONIGHT, HE�LL BE TOO BADLY BEATEN TO BE A WRESTLER!

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - I know, you people want to see Dino and myself in action too tonight, don�t you?

The Informer - From the fan�s reaction, I take that as a yes. I wonder who they�re going to fight tonight? Maybe the deadly duo of Steve Blackman and Jerry Lynn? OH! OR MAYBE THE HEADHUNTERS!

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Tonight, The Sexy MF�s are going to cash in the Tag Team title shot we earned by defeating Extreme Velocity a few weeks ago! That�s right! Justin Sane� Rachard Dreyborn� you better shine up those belts because tonight, the titles are on the line!

Vic Canon - Unbelievable! I can�t say I really hold anything against them for that decision. They did earn it, after all.

Eddie Sensation - Damn right! And tonight they�re gonna re-revolutionize the EWA�s Tag Team division!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - And to keep the tag team division alive tonight, the K-Ci and Jo Jo Klan will face the two rookies, Aaron Schurr and Y2C!

The Informer - Hmm, not bad. I guess they won�t screw you over unless they really hate you, huh?

Vic Canon - I don�t believe that Shurr and Y2C have ever teamed up before, so this should be a beauty!

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - And the hits just keep on hitting! Tonight, in a bonus match� The Anatomy of Perfection will take on, in a very special handicap match� THE WILDMAN!!

Eddie Sensation - HAHAHAHA!!! THE WILDMAN AGAINST 2 MEN!!! HAHAHAHA!!! JUST LIKE THURSTON HOWELL!!!

The Informer - WHAT?? HOW CAN THEY DO THIS??

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - And in this match, we�re gonna do everything possible to help The Wildman!

Vic Canon - What does he mean by that?

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Wildman, you know I�ve been trying to help you out in recent weeks� so, obviously, tonight will be no exception! As a matter of fact� Dino Delsante will be at ringside as the special time-keeper for this match! Enzo will be in your corner as you manager for this one night! And last, but certainly not least� I myself, will dawn the stripes once again and be the special guest ref in this contest!

Eddie Sensation - OH MY!!! HAHAHAHA!!! OVERNIGHT, THE WILDMAN HAS GAINED THE BEST FRIENDS THAT MONEY CAN BUY!! THE 3D WILL BE ON HIS SIDE AS HE FACES THE ANATOMY OF PERFECTION TONIGHT!!

The Informer - ON HIS SIDE??? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU� YOU� YOU IDIOT!! THIS IS A BLATANT SET-UP BY THE 3D!!

Vic Canon - HOW CAN THE WILDMAN SURVIVE WITH THESE ODDS??

Eddie Sensation - EASY!! HE HAS THE BIGGEST BODYGUARD IN THE BUSNESS IN HIS CORNER!!! HAHAHAHA!!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - But perhaps the shocker that everyone is expecting is that Nuno Nitrowallawallawitz will take on a legend from the EWA�s past and present and future. No, not Serial Thrylla�ZED! That�s right, Zed is here and he�s here for one thing�and that�s a second chance! No�make that a third�no�I lost track. Zed, it�s a new fed, and you�re going to have to start from the bottom again. Try not to choke on the dust in the basement.

The Informer - ZED??? BACK IN THE EWA??? HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!! TOM STONE WILL KILL THESE MEN IF THEY BRING ZED BACK!!

Vic Canon - IT HAS TO BE A JOKE!! WHY WOULD THESE MEN HELP ZED?? THEY DESPISE ZED!!

Eddie Sensation - I CAN�T BELIEVE IT!! ZED VERSUS NITROWALAWITZ� TONIGHT ON 3DWA HEAT!

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - And finally fans, if those announcements weren�t enough to shock and excite you� wait till you hear tonight�s main event! In a very special Riot Match, Dino Delsante�s specialty� the leader of The Syndicate, The Hustler will take on a very hot competitor by that name of� �Crystal Clear� Cody Covington! Riot cops will surround the ring and beat the living hell out of either man who tries to leave the ring! IT SHOULD BE A CLASSIC!

The Informer - I CAN�T BELIEVE THIS LINE-UP! THIS IS WRONG! SO DAMN WRONG! I CAN�T BELIEVE THIS HAS HAPPENED TO THE EWA!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - And ladies and gentlemen, that is tonight�s blockbuster card. If you don�t like it�I don�t care. Tonight�s card is Written In �Stone!

Vic Canon - THIS IS INSANE!

Eddie Sensation - YEAH, BUT IT SURE AS HELL GONNA BE A HOT NIGHT!! IN THE SPAN OF A FEW DAYS, THE 3 DIMENSIONS OF WRESTLING WENT FROM BEING �IN RUINS� TO BEING ON TOP OF THE 3DWA ONCE AGAIN!! I Love it! I simply love it!

The Informer - Yeah, you would. I just can�t wait til Stone comes back. He�ll have these hoodlums fired!

Vic Canon - Well, I guess we have a show to run, huh?

Eddie Sensation - DAMN RIGHT! NO MORE HESITATION HERE!! LET�S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!! SO F*CK ALL YOUR BORING TUESDAY NIGHT TV SHOWS� AND PUT �EM TO BED!!

"The Seat Seller" Thurston Howell - Rachel, Rachel, you sound very surprised that I am in a handicap match against both of the Johnson's, well actually it doesn't surprise me a bit. Nick and Dino know that they can't get rid of me so they try and have their "friends" do it for them. But it really it doesn't matter to me, because my mind set is that I am going up against the 3D. And I am not the most stable person at a mind set. But this isn't the first time "The Seat Seller" has fought handicap matches, so all I say is bring it on Johnson's, because you are gonna see why I am at the top of my game, and you will see that two isn't always better then one.

Rachel Stevens - What do you expect will happen here tonight? And what strategy could you possibly have against 2 men?

"The Seat Seller" Thurston Howell - You know you can't really have a trategy in a handicap match, because I am going to have to act all on instinct. But if I can take one Johnson at a time, then there is no question that both of those goofs will get the biggest ass kicking they have gotten thus far in the EWA, but actually with Dino and Nick making both men take on myself, that is already a huge kick in the ass! But you know where there are 3d members, you can always bet that more are bound to come. But I am not going to worry about that much because I have the Hustler, Justin Sane, and Richard Dreyborn to back me up if anything happens, so 3D all I have to say is beware of the Syndicate tonight!

Rachel Stevens - In 2 weeks at "Any Means Necessary", you and your Syndicate pals are finally going to get a chance to settle your score with The 3 Dimensions of Wrestling. At the same time, you'll get the chance to settle a personal score with "The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante. To what lengths will you go to get revenge on Delsante?

"The Seat Seller" Thurston Howell - Revenge, yes, that is exactly what is going to happen in 2 weeks at "Any Means Necessary". When Dino Delsante pushed me off the stage down to the hard concrete below that was the biggest mistake that he could possibly make. I have also already struck when I gave Tracey Lane, a ddt and injuried her. Well that is too bad that Dino is so irresponsible to leave innocent people where I can get them, because she was just one of the casualites in this gigantic war between the two of us, and I assure you that at the pay per view, it will be a night that no one will forget, because it is the night Dino Delsante will fall and hang up his boots, forever!! And remember, I made the money, I made the rules, and I made you!!

Rachel Stevens - Thanks a lot, and best of luck to you tonight! Let's go to Rob DiMarco who is with The Big Johnsons!

Leroy Johnson - Dirty? Sheeit, dis ain't dirty! Dis is what we heeyah fo. To proteck Dino and Nick's neck, ya heard!

Elroy Johnson - Werd up, bwo. Da Seat Sewwer ain't got a chance against da bof of us! Even if he beats one of us, he can neva beat bof of us?

Leroy Johnson - Hode up! He ain't beatin me!

Elroy Johnson - Setto down, bwo! He ain't beatin me eitha!

Leroy Johnson - Butchoo jus sed he was gonna beat one of us! He beatin you den!

Elroy Johnson - Why he gotta beat me? He gonna beatchoo!

Rob DiMarco - Can you guys give us any clues as to just what plans the 3D has for "the 3DWA" over the next few days?

Elroy Johnson - He ain't beatin me, aight! You mus be cwazy if you think Thuystin Howard gonna beat me!

Leroy Johnson - He ain't beatin me, jigga! I'ma drop da bof uh you like a bad mamma jamma! He beatin you!

Rob DiMarco - Uh...thank you gentlemen, and good luck tonight. Informer, it's getting a bit wild back here! How's it out there at ringside?

The Informer - Well, I guess we�re ready to get this card started, huh guys? Apparently our first match here tonight will be a Handicap Match with �The Seat Seller� Thurston Howell taking on Leroy and Elroy� The Big Johnsons from the 3D.

Vic Canon - How Thurston Howell is going to contend with 2 men is beyond me! Until Tom Stone returns and brings back some order to the EWA� I don�t know what to expect!

The Informer - Yeah, the first apparent miscue of the night. Chris Myers has just started making his way into the ring now. Can you believe the nerve of the 3D? They come in and expect to change the outlook of an entire 2-hour program without notice to at least the tech crew? Come on!

Vic Canon - Well, either way Leroy and Elroy Johnson have stepped up into the ring! Whoa! Hold on one second! They�re bullying around poor ring announcer Chris Myers! Please!

Eddie Sensation - HAHAHA! I love it! Myers better just hope he doesn�t get his shoes stolen!

The Informer - I wouldn�t put it against these guys. It looks like Elroy Johnson has the mic and he�s got something to say. This should set America�s educational standards back about 50 years. Let�s listen up!

Vic Canon - Tell me about it!

Elroy Johnson - Eh! Was dis? I�ma gonna call duh action �er!

Eddie Sensation - YEAH!

The Informer - What did he say?

Eddie Sensation - I have no clue�

Vic Canon - I think he�s insisting on being the ring announcer!

Eddie Sensation - HAHAHA!! LOOK!!! THE BIG JOHNSONS TOOK OFFENCE TO CHRIS MYERS WHO WAS TRYING TO GET HIS MICROPHONE BACK!! AND NOW THEY�RE POUNDING ON CHRIS MYERS!!! WHAT A DAY!! WHAT A GLORIOUS DAY!!

The Informer - HEY, STOP THIS!!! COME ON, THIS ISN�T RIGHT!! CHRIS MYERS IS ONLY A RING ANNOUNCER TRYING TO DO HIS JOB!!

Vic Canon - HE HAS A FAMILY TO FEED!! CHRIS MYERS IS NOT A WRESTLER! OH! DAMNIT! LOOK!! THEY�RE RIPPING HIS TUXEDO TO SHREDS!!

Eddie Sensation - HAHAHAHA!! THIS IS CLASSIC TELEVISION GUYS! DON�T GET SO HOT ABOUT IT!! YOU GUYS KNOW THAT CHRIS MYERS IS NOTHING BUT A LOWLY PUNK ANYWAYS! NOBODY AROUND HERE LIKES HIM!

The Informer - EXCUSE ME?? CHRIS MYERS AND I HAVE BEEN FRIENDS SINCE HIGH SCHOOL! I HELPED GET HIM INTO THE EWA!

Eddie Sensation - And you�re just sitting here watching this? Some friend you are, Informer!

The Informer - OH BE QUIET!

[Suddenly, �Faith� by Limp Bizkit begins to blast over the speakers. �The Seat Seller� Thurston Howell pops out from behind the curtain in street clothes and runs to the ring�]

Vic Canon - HEY! THAT�S THURSTON HOWELL�S MUSIC!! HOWELL ISN�T WAITING FOR A RING INTRODUCTION HERE!! HE�S HEADING TO THE RING TO DO SOME DAMAGE!!

Eddie Sensation - STOP THIS LUNATIC!! AH, DAMNIT!!!

The Informer - THE BELL HAS RUNG HERE, AND THIS CONTEST IS OFFICIALLY ON IT�S WAY!! THURSTON HOWELL HAS ELROY BACKED INTO THE CORNER!! BOOM!! HOWELL HITS A HUGE CLOTHESLINE THAT SENDS JOHNSON TO THE FLOOR!!

Vic Canon - Damn! But just as quick, Leroy Johnson attacks Howell from behind and send him to his knees! Boy guys, this feud between The Syndicate and The 3 Dimensions of Wrestling is a very bitter one!

Eddie Sensation - Elroy Johnson has a hold of Thurston�s hair� WHAM!! AND HE CONNECTS WITH A HUGE FOREARM SMASH RIGHT TO THE BACK OF HOWELL�S HEAD!! Howell came out like a house of fire, but now he�s burning to the ground! HA!

The Informer - Well, I can�t blame him here! Howell is walking into a gang-fight un armed and without anyone on his side! I hope The Syndicate is close by at least incase something happens!

Vic Canon - Leroy whips Howell into the buckle! Howell hits the ropes, whoa� and ducks the clothesline! Howell hits the other set of ropes� AND WHAM!! HOWELL COMES FLYING OFF THE ROPES WITH A HUGE CLOTHESLINE AND KNOCKS DOWN THE BIG JOHNSON!!

Eddie Sensation - NO!! COME ON JOHNSONS! YOU�RE SUPPOSED TO BE DOMINATING THIS MATCH!!!

The Informer - AND NOW LEROY JOHNSON ENTERS THE RING AND ATTEMPTS A DOUBLE AX� no! Howell ducks, AND DELIVERS A HUGE THRUST KICK TO THE THROAT OF LEROY!!

Vic Canon - THURSTON HOWELL IS DOING A GREAT JOB HERE OF THWARTING OFF HIS OPPONENTS! But how much longer can it last!

Eddie Sensation - IT BETTER NOT LAST FOR MUCH LONGER! DINO AND NICK WON�T BE HAPPY IF THE JOHNSONS LOSE THIS MATCH! The referees are still going to call it straight down the middle here!

The Informer - WAIT A MINUTE! OUT OF NOWHERE!! DINO DELSANTE JUST BOLTED INTO THE RING!! WHACK!! JESUS CHRIST!! �THE CORNERSTONE� DINO DELSANTE JUST NAILED THURSTON HOWELL WITH A FRYING PAN!!

Vic Canon - SHADES OF THE FULL REVOLUTION 2 WHERE HOWELL NAILED DINO WITH A PAN!!

Eddie Sensation - HAHAHAHA!!! THAT�S A HIGH-CLASS NON-STICK PAN TOO! THAT�S HOWELL�S BRAIN� WHAM!! HAHAHA!!! AND THAT�S HOWELL�S BRAIN ON DRUGS!!

The Informer - IS THIS HOW THE ENTIRE NIGHT IS GOING TO BE??

Elroy Johnson - Eh heh� The winnah of duh match iz Howell� heh heh� but he don�t lookz like no winnah ta me! Heh heh!

Vic Canon - DIAMANTE HAS JOINED THE LITTLE SCUFFLE BUT THE OFFICIALS ARE FINALLY BREAKING THIS ONE UP!

Eddie Sensation - HAHAHA! Come on, guys! This was pure heat! Heat on Heat! You�ve gotta love it! Something tells me these next couple of weeks are going to be great fun for all!

The Informer - HERE COMES EXTREME VELOCITY!! EXTREME VELOCITY IS MAKING A DESPERATE ATTEMPT TO HELP THEIR SYNDICATE BROTHER, BUT THERE ARE SO MANY OFFICIALS OUT HERE RIGHT NOW THAT THEY�VE GOT THIS FIGHT IN PRETTY GOOD CONTROL!

Vic Canon - Damn! Tonight we�re going to see Extreme Velocity take on The Sexy MF�s in an EWA Tag Title match!

Eddie Sensation - Damn, we�ve gotta go to a commercial??

The Informer - That�s what we�re being told! Fans, stay with us! We�ll be right back!

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante What do we expect to gain? My, my... isn't that a very uneducated question. Dino, why don't you tell this lovely young lady what's going to happen tonight?

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante Same thing that happens every time I face Extreme Velocity. Iron City Drop for Dreyborn, Diamond Driver for Sane. What's going to happen tonight? Same thing that's going to happen at the PPV. 3D over the Syndicate, same as it always is. This is the 3DWA, Rachel. Anything these two jagoffs think they could get away with before, they can't now that we're in charge.

Rachel Stevens - A week ago, people were questioning the strength, power and unity of the 3D. Now, one week later, you guys came out and pulled the wool over everyone's eyes by basically taking over this company and outsmarting Tom Stone. But don't kid yourselves guys... Tom will be back, and he probably won't be too happy with your actions. What do you plan to do when Tom returns?

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante If he returns. You forget that he's a little bit on the broke side, thanks to us. But when that day comes, it won't matter. We, the 3D, will be so in charge of this fed, that he wont have any choice but to defer judgement to us. After tonight, the 3D's in the Three Dimensions of Wrestling will have the three top belts in this fed. Two weeks is plenty of time to take the other three.

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante Rachel, this little stint on top of the 3DWA wasn't intended as a way for us to legally take over ownership of this company permanently. It was a way to get respect back in people's minds for the 3 Dimensions of Wrestling! All we did was prove to the world that once you start to doubt the 3D, that's when we're the most dangerous! And tonight, we're taking the first step in the right direction by becoming the EWA Tag Team Champions! But before Tom Stone returns... we promise you that we'll have something just a little bit larger up our sleves! That's a wrap!

Rachel Stevens - That's what the boys upstairs have to say! Let's go back to ringside with The Informer, Vic Canon and Eddie Sensation!

The Informer - We�ll, it�s been a few weeks in coming, but the Sexy MF�s will get their shots at the World Tag Team Titles, currently held by Extreme Velocity, and this should be a dandy.

Vic Canon - That�s right, Informer. The new bosses had won a match whose stipulations stated that if the Sexy MF�s won, in any way, then they would earn a title shot which would be capitalized upon at their discretion.

Eddie Sensation- �A dandy?� Well, Gordon Solie, what else do you have to say about this match?

The Informer - Just that we�re about to start. Here come the challengers.

["Rock Is Dead" by Marylin Manson blasts through the speakers, as Tracey Lane, Ezno and The Sexy MF's step out from behind the curtain and head towards the ring.]

Eddie Sensation- Look at the bosses! They look great! I predict new tag team champs!

Vic Canon - You would.

The Informer - They do look ready. They�re not playing to the crowd, and they look to be going over strategy.

Vic Canon - Noticeable by her absence is Tracey Lane. She was hurt last week by Syndicate member Thurston Howell. Howell came down and attacked Dino�s fianc�e during his match with the Fallen Angel and quite possibly cost him the match and the International Title.

Eddie Sensation- Well, I talked to her earlier, and she will be here next week. She promised to exact some revenge next week. What that means? I�m not sure.

Elroy Johnson - And dem�z oppotinents� Makin� dey way to da wing, fwom da Swindicate� tha 3DWA tag team chumpz� Extweme Vewocity!

["Let's Get This Party Started" by Korn blasts through the speakers, as the EWA Tag Team Champions, Extreme Velocity step out from behind the curtain and head towards the ring.]

Vic Canon - And here are the champs. And look at the looks on their faces. They look just as intense as the challengers.

Eddie Sensation- That�s because they know this is going to be a fight. This is a huge match for both teams and whoever wins will be the best tag team in the 3DWA.

The Informer - I have to agree with you, Eddie. But the tag team situation is hot! There�s the other two members of the Syndicate, Hustler and Howell; Anatomy of Perfection; Jericho and Fallen Angel. Tonight, we saw Aaron Schurr and Y2C. And there�s many more that are a hair away from being THE tag team in the EWA.

Eddie Sensation- That�s 3DWA.

The Informer - Shut up.

Vic Canon - Looks like Nick is going to start this match against Justin Sane. The bell has rung, and we have officially started. Collar and elbow tie up, Nick whips Sane into the ropes, Justin ducks a clothesline, comes back�shoulder block sends Nick down.

The Informer - Nick steps back and consults with Dino. He heads back out. Tie up. Nick Irish whips Justin, clothesline missed, Justin comes back, Nick drops, Justin hits the ropes and gets hip tossed with authority back into his corner.

Eddie Sensation- These two teams are equally matched. Neither wants to make a mistake.

The Informer - Lock up again. Nick has Justin�s arm in an arm bar. Justin reverses it, and short arm clotheslines him! Whew! Diamante caught that on the chin!

Vic Canon - That�s important. Nick wants to dictate this match, wrestle at his pace, but Justin Sane just told him that it�s going to happen over his dead body.

The Informer - �The Diamond Stud� tags in �The Cornerstone.� Justin stays in. These two have a lot of history. Justin tags the Cornerstone on the chin. Another right. Dino is against the ropes and the referee breaks it up. Clean break.

Vic Canon - So far this match has been a concerted effort by both parties to be mistake-free. No one wants to take a risk that my cost them the match.

Eddie Sensation- It�s almost as if both teams are trying to not only out wrestle, but out wit each other.

The Informer - They lock up, Dino reverses and goes behind. He has him in a waist-lock and he belly to back suplexes him. Here comes Dreyborn. He misses with the clothesline, and Delsante catches him with a T-Bone Suplex! Extreme Velocity meet on the outside to collect their thoughts. Delsante tags in Diamante. EV enters the ring, and Justin Sane tags in �The Interrogator� Richard Dreyborn. Dreyborn comes in with fire in his eyes; Diamante kicks him in the stomach, and delivers a double underhook suplex.

Vic Canon - Great move by �The Diamond Stud.� He�s going with power moves against a bigger opponent. Nick drops the knee�right on the bridge of Dreyborn�s nose!

The Informer - Nick tags Dino. Dino goes to the top rope. Nick has Dreyborn stuck�turns him over for a Boston Crab. Dino leg drops Dreyborn on the back of the head!

Eddie Sensation- See that? They�re chopping the big man down. Double-teaming is the only way to take out a bigger opponent.

The Informer - You�re right about that. Justin Sane is yelling for �The Interrogator� to tag, but Dick Dreyborn is on the other side of the ring.

Vic Canon - Dino goes for the Majistral cradle�1�2�kick out at 2. Dino sets him up for a power bomb�no! Dreyborn back drops him and quickly tags in Justin. Justin runs over, but Dino was waiting for him and gives him a drop toehold.

Eddie Sensation- People don�t realize this, but both Nick and Dino are two of the most technically sound wrestlers in the 3DWA! There aren�t that many wrestlers here that can claim that!

The Informer - Dino goes for the Irish whip, reversed by Justin, Justin catches Dino with a power slam! Good move by the champ.

Eddie Sensation- He�s tagging in Dreyborn, they both grab a leg and make a wish! C�mon ref!!

Vic Canon - It�s a different match now. At the beginning, both teams were sizing each other up. Now, they�re trying to isolate one man. And Extreme Velocity has their sites set on �The Cornerstone.�

Eddie Sensation- Look at Nick! He�s trying to get in, but the ref has cut him off! Meanwhile, Justin is putting on a figure four. Dino has bad knees!

The Informer - And while the referee is distracted, Dreyborn is giving Dino some educated fists to the ribs. The champs are acting like a well-oiled unit! They are not willing to let go of their titles!

Vic Canon - The ref goes to Dino. Dino won�t quit. He�s yelling, �No!� Dino is inching his way to the ropes�how much longer can he hold on? He gets there and the ref breaks the hold. Justin gets up, but Dreyborn is choking Dino from the apron! Wow, the Sexy MF�s are getting the short end of the stick tonight!

The Informer - Well, Extreme Velocity are the champions for a reason. Justin picks up Dino and puts him in the abdominal stretch. Look at the pain on Dino�s face.

Eddie Sensation- Forget that! Look at Justin! He�s grabbing Dreyborn�s hand for added leverage! The ref can�t see it! Turn around, King!

Vic Canon - Nick is going crazy! King checks�no dice. He goes to Dino, and Justin and Dreyborn do it again! Dino won�t quit. Lance King checks again and catches them! He kicks Dreyborn�s hand away and Dino hip tosses Justin off! He must make a tag!

Eddie Sensation- C�mon, Dino! C�mon!

The Informer - Justin Sane makes the tag to Dreyborn. And Dino tags in Nick! Nick is on fire! Right hand puts Dreyborn down! Here comes Justin. Right hand puts him down as well!

Vic Canon - Dino�s back up!

Eddie Sensation- Yes!

Vic Canon - Dino backs �The Interrogator� into the corner. Diamante does the same to �The Extremist.� Irish whip, reversal by Extreme Velocity! Dino leapfrogs Nick�double clothesline!! What teamwork!

Eddie Sensation- I�ve never seen a tag team work that well! They�re innovators!

The Informer - Oh, Dreyborn just dropped Dino to the outside! It�s two on one! Justin and Dreyborn are double-teaming �The Diamond Stud.� They have him down! They make the sign! Armageddon is on its way!!

Eddie Sensation- No! Look at Dino! He�s on the top rope! Missile Dropkick on Justin! Nick breaks the hold! DIAMOND DRIVER! IT�S ALL OVER! IT�S ALL OVER! 1�2�Kick out! UNBELIEVABLE!!!

The Informer - Well, it was irrelevant. Dreyborn is the legal man. Dreyborn has Dino in the corner. TORNADO DDT! And Dreyborn makes the cover! Nick is the legal man, and he breaks it up! Dino slips to the outside. Justin is taking a breather right here on our table.

Vic Canon - HERE COMES �THE CORNERSTONE!� He and Justin are fighting right here in front of us! They�re on our table!! We better move!

Eddie Sensation- No way! I�m staying right here! I�ll call the match! Dino lifts Justin up! He has him up for...

[Dino Delsante picks up Justin Sane and sends him through the table�]

The Informer - OH MY LORD!! FANS, EXCUSE US!! DINO DELSANTE HAS JUST SENT JUSTIN SANE THROUGH OUR TABLE HERE AT RINGSIDE WITH THE IRON CURTAIN!!

Vic Canon - THESE MEN WILL DO ANYTHING TO GET THE WIN!! IT�S AMAZING!!

The Informer - DAMN! Listen to the crowd!

Vic Canon - Meanwhile, Nick and Dreyborn have been trading near pin falls the entire time! Hey, is Eddie ok? Eddie, are you ok? Are you ok, Eddie?

Eddie Sensation- I�m fine! Who are you? �Smooth Criminal?�

The Informer - Well, Dreyborn is all alone. Justin Sane is out-cold in front of us. Nick is still the legal man. Dreyborn whips Nick into the ropes. Blind tag by Nick to Delsante. Nick puts the brakes on; kick to the midsection of Dreyborn knocks him backward. Nick grabs him�sets him up for a suplex. Jackhammer!

Vic Canon - Dino�s on the top turnbuckle! You know what�s next! FROG SPLASH! �SEX & VIOLENCE!� IT IS OVER NOW! 1�2�3!! NEW CHAMPIONS!

Eddie Sensation- YEAH!!! YEAH!!! HAHAHAHA!!! THAT CAME OUT OF NOWHERE!!! THEY DID IT!! THEY DID IT!!! NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!!

Elroy Johnson - SHEEET!! NEW CHAWMPS!!! HEH HEH!! DA WINNAZ AND NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPS, DA SEXY MF�S�� YA HEARD!!??!!

The Informer - It is official! The inmates are now truly running the asylum! Deuce is still the World Heavyweight Champion! And now, the Sexy MF�s are the new World Tag Team Champions! Is there a doubt that they are firmly in charge?

Vic Canon - Well, the Syndicate just suffered a big loss. Thurston Howell had a hell of a night against BOTH Johnsons.

Eddie Sensation- MAN!! WHAT A NIGHT!! I REALLY CAN�T BELIEVE THIS!! DIAMANTE AND DELSANTE HAVE DONE IT!!! WHAT A FORCE THESE MEN ARE AND WILL BE IN THE 3DWA!! THE 3D IS ON TOP AGAIN BABY!! YEAH!!

The Informer - Eddie! Calm yourself!

Eddie Sensation- NO!! HAHAHAHA!!! I LOVE IT!!! I�VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT FOR AGES!!! FINALLY, THE 3 DIMENSIONS OF WRESTLING FINALLY HAVE A REASON THAT THESE STUPID FANS WILL BE FORCED TO RESPECT THEM FOR!! THEY�RE THE CHAMPS!!

Vic Canon - After what these guys have done to the EWA, I�m sure none of our fans respect them!

The Informer - Well, there�s no doubt that this celebration is going to go on for a while in the ring. Let�s head on over backstage to Rob DiMarco who is standing by with The Wildman!

The Wildman - Do you remember what Cactus Jack said to me just before I smacked him upside his head with a barbed-wire bat a few days ago, DiMarco? Do you? He said to me, "No Fear," that's what he said, and that's how I'm going into this match made by the 3D. With no f*cking fear whatsoever. I've never been afraid of anyone or anything in this great sport that I love, and I sure as hell am not gonna start tonight with the likes of the seven-foot penis wrinkle Enzo, not with Dino Delsante, not with the Anatomy of Perfection, and certainly not with "The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante. Have you noticed how he hasn't been calling himself the "King of Extreme" anymore since he's noticed that his little games are starting to really piss me off? It's common knowledge, DiMarco that when and if I get pissed off, there's no place to run and no one is safe. That's a fact and it's a fact that Diamante and his pals have yet to learn. And when the time comes to teach that very special lesson, they'll be on their hands and knees, listening to every word I have to say, and taking all the punishment I have to give.

Rob DiMarco - Week after week, "The Diamond Stud" has been placing road-blocks in your path and making your life a living hell! But deep down, Nick claims to be helping you by turning you back into the beast you once were. Wildman... how are you holding up, physically and emotionally? Do you feel a new sense of existence or are you breaking down due to these circumstances?

The Wildman - I'm not really sure, since you put it that way. I guess maybe a little of both worlds. On one hand, I do have a new sense of existence, and that very sense of existence will indeed make a more physical and touchable existence for not only me, but I feel that it will affect others as well, if I am correct in this. On the other hand, sometimes I do break down. When I rewind that tape and watch it again, and again, and again, until my mind is no longer mine, but like Diamante says, "a beast." I once believed that my fans, and who I thought were 'my people,' would help me get over. I thought that they'd help me when I didn't have the energy that I needed. Now I know that no one can help me except for me, myself, and I. Now I'm in the best shape of my life, thanks to no one but myself, and the fact that you seem to think that Diamante is actually trying to help me, just makes me feel like blowing chucks all over your shoes. Diamante has done nothing but show me the light. The light that was always in my soul, but was getting harder and harder to shine.....until now. Right now I wanna get something straight. Diamante said something about how he was gonna make me "The Wildman once again." Well Diamante, I think you need to change some words around for me. I have always been, and will forever be......THE WILDMAN!!!! My parents made me The Wildman by raising me in a house built by rage and violence, the streets made me The Wildman by trying to kill me every second of everyday, and I make myself The Wildman by watching that tape. What tape am I talking about? Why, what other tape is there? The tape of the match where I almost died. The career of The Wildman almost cut short by the antics of one James Hawk Bradshaw, one of your stooges way back when The Regulators were still around, and R-X was still dominating the EWA with over half the roster. With the exception of me. I was one of the few that stayed on my own, and tried to slap reality in your face. I guess it didn't work too well, did it DiMarco?

Rob DiMarco - One last question, Wildman. How far are you willing to go to overcome Nick Diamante's war against you? No offence... but he seems to be playing you for a fool week after week.

The Wildman - Playing me for a fool, huh?

Rob DiMarco - Well, for lack of a better term... yes.

The Wildman - Let's see who the real fool is!

[The Wildman tackles Rob DiMarco and begins to attack him! Referees and officials quickly arrive on the scene...]

The Informer - OH MY GOD, THE WILDMAN HAS SNAPPED!! HE'S ATTACKING ROB DIMARCO!! STOP IT, DAMNIT!!

Vic Canon - GET SOME HELP IN THERE FOR DIMARCO!! SOMEBODY STOP THE WILDMAN!!

Eddie Sensation - DAMN!! THIS GUY IS A NUT!! I HAVEN'T SEEN HIM THIS PISSED OFF IN AGES!!

The Informer - I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS! The Wildman has never conducted himself like this before! Nick's actions must be getting to him deep down inside!

Vic Canon - I think that is pretty obvious! As The Wildman is being restrained, I have a feelin we're about to see one really insane match!

Eddie Sensation - MAN! You can say that again, bro!

The Informer - My goodness, I can�t believe what has gotten into The Wildman! Fans, unfortunately we have to take a short commercial break! Don�t you go anywhere as EWA Tuesday Night Heat will be back in a moment!

The Informer - Welcome back fans to EWA Tuesday Night Heat! Or should I say 3DWA Tuesday Night Heat. Well, either way it�s been a crazy night to say the least. But something tells me it�s about to get a whole lot crazier!

Vic Canon - That�s right, Informer� in just a few moments, we�re going to see the second Handicap Match of the night as a very upset and disgruntled Wildman attempts to battle The Anatomy of Perfection all by himself!

Eddie Sensation - Yeah, and if that ain�t bad enough, he�s gonna have the entire 3D on his side in some form or fashion! HA!

The Informer - On his side? I wouldn�t say that!

Vic Canon - Well, with Big Enzo as his bodyguard, Dino Delsante as the time-keeper, and Nick Diamante as the referee� who knows what is going to happen? It certainly doesn�t look good for The Wildman thought, that�s for sure!

Eddie Sensation - It�s all a part of �The Diamond Stud� master plan to get The Wildman out of the dog house and into the limelight! And after seeing what The Wildman did to Rob DiMarco, it looks like Nick�s plan to turn Wildman into a beast again is already working!

The Informer - Speaking of Rob DiMarco, we�re told that Mr. DiMarco was just a little shaken up in the back and that he will continue to do his job here tonight. That-a-boy, Rob!

Vic Canon - I totally agree! Well, it�s time to get the festivities on the way! Let�s go up to Elroy Johnson who is in the ring ready to announce the next match!

Eddie Sensation - GO ELROY!

The Informer - Oh Lord� please help us!

Elroy Johnson - Ah, dere it iz! Dis match iz a handicapped match! Heh� HANDICAPPED! Comin� to dis �ere ring from back in da hood� I ain�t seen �em in da wing, but I hearz they�s pretty good� THE ANATOMY OF PRODUCTION!

Vic Canon - The Anatomy of Production? What�s wrong with this guy? Can�t he read!

Eddie Sensation - HEY! Don�t let him hear you say that!

["Tonight The Stars Revolt" by Powerman 5000 blasts through the speakers, as Anatomy Of Perfection step out from behind the curtain and head towards the ring.]

Elroy Johnson - And dem�s oppotinent�

The Informer - HUH??

Elroy Johnson - From da wildside of mah mind� he be DA WILDMAN!

["Calm Like A Bomb" by Rage Against The Machine blasts through the speakers, as The Wildman steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

Vic Canon - The Wildman doesn�t look to happy here!

Eddie Sensation - Can you blame him? I understand this kid is all disgruntled, but in due time he�ll thank his lucky starts Nicky D took the time to care for him!

The Informer - How do you figure? Oh, never mind!

Elroy Johnson - Holl up, Hold up! I ain�t finish! Comin�s down de iyle� fwom da Thwee D� JUS LIKE ME! The bawdyguard for DA WILDMAN� ENZO! Da time-keepah, �THE COWNASTONE� DINO DELSANTE! And da special wef for is match� �THE DIAMOND STUWD� NICKY D!

[�Rock is Dead� by Marylin Manson blasts through the speakers, as Enzo, �The Cornerstone� Dino Delsante and �The Diamond Stud� Nick Diamante step out from behind the curtain and head towards the ring.]

Vic Canon - Well, here comes the crew to the ring! I have a feeling this is going to be a very bad night for The Wildman! Why? Because plain and simple� I look at it as about 6-on-1 odds here for The Wildman!

Eddie Sensation - Nah man� the 3D is gonna help The Wildman! Just like they do every week!

The Informer - OH, HEY LOOK!! THE WILDMAN IS PRETTY DAMN ANXIOUS TO START THIS MATCH!! HE JUST JUMPED IAN CASTEN BEFORE THE BELL EVEN RANG!

Vic Canon - Nick Diamante steps up into the ring wearing the stripes here, and he has a bog smile on his face.

Eddie Sensation - Yeah! And it looks like Dino Delsante is taking his place at the time keeper�s table! Yeah! Dino D just rang the bell! This one is officially on the way!

The Informer - THE WILDMAN IS GOING NUTS HERE! He looks so determined! Wildman tosses Ian to the ropes� BAM! The Wildman just caught Casten in a huge powerslam! Right on the money!

Vic Canon - I think The Wildman is doing his best not to think about Nick Diamante being the ref here right now. He�s trying to stay focused, but he�s obviously pissed off that he�s in the same ring as Nick Diamante but he can�t do anything about it!

Eddie Sensation - See, but it�s working towards his offence and helping him focus! Go old Nick� what an angel!

The Informer - The Wildman brings Ian Casten to his feet. Wildman backs Ian to the ropes and whips him to the ropes!

Vic Canon - HEY! There was a blind tag made there by Ian! Did you guys catch that?

Eddie Sensation - I saw it! Wildman ducks and Ian jumps over The Wildman and slides out of the ring!

The Informer - Uh oh! The Wildman gets up and turns around! WHAM! Brandon Casten had enough time to enter the ring and climb to the middle ropes! He just nailed The Wildman with a clothesline that sent him flying to the outside!

Vic Canon - Oh, look! The Wildman�s �bodyguard� for the night looks to be concerned for The Wildman! He�s actually helping him to his feet! OH NO! THE WILDMAN JUST SHOVED ENZO!

Eddie Sensation - LOOK IN THE RING! NICK IS COUNTING! HE�S ALREADY UP TO SIX!

The Informer - The Wildman climbs up into the ring and oh� oh my! Look at that look The Wildman just gave Nick!

Vic Canon - BUT HE SHOULD BE PAYING ATTENTION TO HIS OPPONENTS! NO! BRANDON CASTEN JUST NAILED THE WILDMAN IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH A HUGE MISSILE DROPKICK OFF THE TOP!

Eddie Sensation - Damn! That was right on the money, honey! The Anatomy of Perfection is in firm control of this match!

The Informer - Ian Casten backs The Wildman into his corner and begins to wail away and The Wildman! OH NO! NOW HE�S OPENLY AND BLATANTLY CHOKING WILDMAN IN THE CORNER!

Vic Canon - Diamante steps in between Casten and The Wildman and now he�s giving Casten some lip!

Eddie Sensation - HAHAHA! YEAH RIGHT! NICK HAS HIS BACK TURNED AND HE�S GIVING BRANDON CASTEN A LESSON ON THE RULES?? NOPE! HE�S GIVING IAN CASTEN SOME TIME TO CHOKE OUT THE WILDMAN BEHIND HIS BACK! HAHAHA!!

The Informer - COME ON! THIS IS GOING TOO FAR!

Vic Canon - Finally Nick let�s Brandon back into the action, but not after the damage was done by his partner, Ian!

Eddie Sensation - Hey guys, look. Enzo is making his way around the ring right in front of is� near the corner of The Anatomy of Perfection where Ian Casten is standing!

The Informer - What�s he doing there??

Vic Canon - If you ask me, he�s showing just who�s side he�s really on!

Eddie Sensation - In the ring, Brandon Casten has an abdominal stretch locked in on The Wildman, and �The Diamond Stud� seems to be right in The Wildman�s face asking him if he gives up! HA!

The Informer - WHOA! WITH HIS FREE ARM, THE WILDMAN JUST MADE A SWING FOR NICK�S FACE! Tempers are flaring here tonight!

Vic Canon - HEY! WHAT THE HELL?? ENZO JUST PULLED IAN CASTEN OFF THE APRON BY THE ANKLE!

Eddie Sensation - OH MY GOD!! BIG ENZO HAS IAN CASTEN IN THE VICE!! THE VICE!! ENZO IS CLAMPING IAN CASTEN�S HEAD IN THE VICE!! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE??

The Informer - Brandon doesn�t look too happy about it as he releases the hold and makes his way across the ring!

Vic Canon - NO! WAIT! NICK DIAMANTE JUST KICKED BRANDON CASTEN IN THE MIDSECTION! UH OH! NICK DOUBLE UNDERHOOKS THE ARMS!

Eddie Sensation - WE KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS!! DIAMANTE LIFTS CASTEN�. WHAM!! AND DROPS HIM IN THE DIAMOND DRIVER! THE DIAMOND DRIVER! HAHA!! WHAT A REF!

The Informer - But why?? I don�t get this!

Vic Canon - The Wildman slowly inches his way over to Brandon to make a cover, but he�s making sure not to take his eyes off of Nick! This is too weird!

Eddie Sensation - WILDMAN MAKES THE COVER! NICK IN POSITION� 1..2..3!!! NICK FAST-COUNTS THE WILDMAN TO VICTORY????

Vic Canon - Dino rings the bell! This one is over! The 3 Dimensions of Wrestling have helped The Wildman win a match???

Elroy Johnson - Da winnah of dis match�. DA WIIIILDMAN!

The Informer - What the heck is going on here? Nick jumps to the outside of the ring and he joins Dino Delsante and Enzo who are all smiling.

Vic Canon - All business, they�re just simply leaving the ring here non-shallantly!

Eddie Sensation - As The Wildman is standing in the ring with his hands on his hips staring at the 3D, guys� ain�t this proof enough? See� Nick used his powers to make sure The Wildman won this match!

The Informer - That makes no sense whatsoever, Eddie and you know it. I think the 3D pulled off this little stint to attempt to clear Nick�s name.

Vic Canon - I totally agree. Nick has been the perpetrator of so many insane attacks on the Wildman in recent weeks that there�s no doubt that he has hatred in his heart for The Wildman!

Eddie Sensation - NO! NO! NO! You guys have it all wrong! �The Diamond Stud� respects The Wildman, and he�s trying to help him out of the EWA�s dog house! When are you guys gonna learn?

The Informer - Well, as we can see right here, Nick Diamante along with the 3D is standing at the top of the ramp and we�ve got a stare down going on here. The Wildman is in the ring and he has an odd look on his face. This rivalry beween �The Diamond Stud� Nick Diamante and The Wildman is turning out to be an interesting one to say the very least!

Vic Canon - We�ve gotta move on with the schedule here tonight fans. Let�s go to the back where Rachel Stevens is standing with the unlikely team of Y2C and Aaron Shurr.

Aaron Shurr - I'm not sure how to feel... Guy, have you even had a match yet?

Y2C - Umm.. does my battle against the good and evils of society count?!

Aaron Schurr - Uhh... I don't see why not.

Rachel Stevens - GUYS!

Both - huh?

Rachel Stevens - Can we get back to the question?

Aaron Shurr - Well, if this guy knows how to wrestle... Then I guess things are ok, but seeing as he's a "fan" of wrestling, I'm not to sure about this whole situation.

Y2C - Don't worry Aaron, I've had plenty of experience both in and out of the ring.. I LOVE wrestling, and I won't allow ANYONE to ruin my in-ring debut!

Aaron Shurr - And I won't let anyone ruin my winning streak, maybe you should just sit in the corner and be a fan of the Schurr thing!

Y2C - Maybe you should... should.. uhh.. little help?

Aaron Shurr - Maybe you should shut up!

Y2C - Well.. maybe you're right.. BUT, if you were anyone else.. I would not take this sort of abuse from you!

Aaron Shurr - Then it's a good thing for you that your my partner cause if you weren't then there'd be trouble now wouldn't there?

Y2C - You know what Mr. Schurr? You are SOOOO lucky that Richie isn't here right now, you know why? OF COURSE YOU DON'T.. and for that, I'm not going to tell you.

Rachel Stevens - I'm getting very anno...

Both - SHUT UP BITCH!

Aaron Shurr - Now, as for Fallen Angel and Jericho... They may be The KKK Clan or something, and then may easily get knocked out with oranges, and one of them may be the IN champ, there's something about them that makes me happy I'm not them... that I'm ME!

Y2C - Same here man! WHOO!! Anyways.. Chris Jericho, last week I made you into a fallen angel, just by using my pythons to throw an orange at you! HAHA! An orange, can you believe it?! If an orange is all it takes to defeat Y2J, then I think our win, is a "schurr" thing buddy! hah! ....get it?! haha!

Rachel Stevens - ...Ha... What do you guys think about the 3DWA??

Y2C - 3D-WHA?

Aaron Shurr - Yeah guy, your the fan, you should know this shit. 3D took over the EWA or some shit by buying out Tom Stone and giving him a free vacation. Not like it matters to me, because I know that 3D ain't shit but a bunch of old soon to be washed up has beens that won't be able to rise to the occasion in a couple years because there wives will have given all there viagra away to men that don't lack testicular... LONGITUDE. While I'll be out still young and free to beat everyone's ass and be the best damn wrestler the EWA has ever seen.

Y2C - Well.. umm.. yeah!

Rachel Stevens - Thank you gentlemen! Let's go to Rob DiMarco who is standing by with the K-Ci Klan!

"The Franchise" Chris Jericho - What rhymes with Orange! NOTHING! That's because they already rule the world!!! I have to stop them before it's too late Rod! There is nothing funny about what these "Citrus" people will do to you! Did you know that they will abduct you and take you into an Orange field and have their "way" with you?

Rob DiMarco - Overall, what are your opinions of this strange match which was made at the beginning of the show by Nick Diamante and Dino Delsante?

Fallen Angel - Well, as far as I'm concerned, it's complete bullshit. Why the hell would Schurr and myself take part in this match? We've got nothing to do with the "Y2J-Y2C" problem. But the 3DWA can be sure of one thing. I'm not gonna lay down for these two bastards.

"The Franchise" Chris Jericho -HUH? Where are the oranges. Maybe their alread overtaken and Oranges posses thier brains....they're trying to get me Rod!

Rob DiMarco - What do you guys think of this entire "3DWA" situation?

Fallen Angel - To tell you the truth, I'm scared shitless. Nick Diamante and Dino Delsante are the two biggest, cockiest sons-of-bitches I've ever met in my whole life, and now they've been entrusted with power, power that could ruin my career. And for another thing, the two of 'em have signed nine new wrestlers to the federation. Now, despite the inexperience of these guys such as Dez Gratio, MMG, and The Ragin' Rebel, the EWA doesn't have enough money to pay them all, which means that my paycheck's gonna drop somewhat, and that really jams it up my ass. I can't wait for Tom to get back. He'll bring order back to the EWA.

"The Franchise" Chris Jericho - It's probably better than Tim Sperms ideas for "ratings"! But why put the hands of such a lucrative bussiness in the hands of Dino Del Monte and that idiot Nicohlas Dia Mentos??? I have one word for all of you...Oranges are coming!!! Uhh that's 3 words but you know what I mean....

Rob DiMarco - Thanks guys! Let's go back to ringside.

The Informer - Well guys, I've been waiting WEEKS for this match!

Vic Canon - Uhh, it was signed tonight!

Eddie Sensation - OOH!! He got you there, Informer!

The Informer - No no, I mean Jericho vs. Y2C!

Vic Canon - Oh, ok! That makes sense...

Eddie Sensation - Hold on Vic... let me check your ears... have you been infected??

Vic Canon - WHAT?! No, I don't have an ear infection!

Eddie Sensation - I meant infected by the oranges!! They're trying to take over the world! They take over your body and make your veins pump Citrus! They get to your brain through your ears, and being their destruction!

The Informer - Eddie, seek help...

Vic Canon - Hahaha! Let's send it to Chris My--... I mean, Elroy Johnson...

["Underachiever" by Junkie XL blasts through the speakers, as Richie Shanghai and "The Millennium Fan" Y2C step out from behind the curtain and head towards the ring.]

The Informer - The human orange? Good Lord...

["From This Day" by Machine Head blasts through the speakers, as Aaron Schurr steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

Elroy Johnson - An' dem's opptinent! Da Internshunal and Extweem champz... Fallen Angewl an' Chwis Jericho, ya heard!?

["Sway" by Coal Chamber blasts through the speakers, as Cerberus and the EWA International Champion, Fallen Angel step out from behind the curtain and head towards the ring.]

["Walls Of Jericho" blasts through the speakers, as Mandi and the EWA Extreme Champion "The Franchise" Chris Jericho step out from behind the curtain and head towards the ring.]

Eddie Sensation - HAHAHAHA!!! Look at Jericho!

The Informer - This man has lost his mind! He's walking around ringside, staring at Y2C and yelling "SQUISH SQUISH SQUISH"!!

Vic Canon - Maybe he's the one who's infected by these oranges!

Eddie Sensation - No Vic... Tom Stone is the man behind all this! He infected Y2C first! And now it's Y2C's job to destroy Jericho! Tom thinks he's a smart guy... HA!

The Informer - Fallen Angel is starting this one off against Aaron Schurr. They lock up... Oh! Knee to the stomach by Fallen Angel! He throws Schurr to the ropes... Drop Kick to the chest! Schurr goes down hard!

Vic Canon - Aaron Schurr gets to his feet, Fallen Angel grabs him... DDT!! He goes for the cover... 1.... 2..... No! Schurr kicks out.

Eddie Sensation - Fallen Angel picks him up to his feet, and throws him over the top rope! Aaron Schurr lands on the floor hard!

The Informer - And here comes Chris Jericho! Fallen Angel has the ref's attention, and Jericho is beating the hell out of Schurr on the outside! Jericho picks him up, and throws him into the ring post!!

Vic Canon - Y2C is making his way around the ring! Jericho see's him, and he's running away!!

Eddie Sensation - HURRY JERICHO! HE'LL INFECT YOU!!

The Informer - Oh shut up Eddie! Aaron Schurr makes his way back into the ring... Fallen Angel lays the boots to him before he can get to his feet! Fallen Angel takes a running start.... OH! Kick to the ribs! Aaron Schurr flops over onto his back!

Vic Canon - Fallen Angel goes for the pin... 1... 2....Schurr gets his leg on the bottom rope! Fallen Angel grabs Schurr by the hair, and walks over to his corner... Chris Jericho tags in!

Eddie Sensation - Finally! The Franchise has entered the ring!

The Informer - Jericho is on the top rope, and Fallen Angel has Schurr held in position! Jericho jumps.... Missle Dropkick!! Jericho runs to the ropes, Schurr gets to his feet... Spinning Heel Kick puts Aaron Schurr down again!!

Vic Canon - Jericho puts his foot on Schurr's chest....

Eddie Sensation - HEY.... HEY... C'MON BABY!!! WOOHOO!!!

The Informer - 1... 2.... Schurr gets his shoulder up!

Vic Canon - Jericho lifts Schurr to his feet, and throws him to the ropes! Schurr ducks a clothesline, he bounces off the ropes again..... Jericho with a Hurraconranna! NO! POWERBOMB!! What a reversal by Schurr!!

Eddie Sensation - GET UP JERICHO!! GET UP!!!

The Informer - Both men are down! Schurr is crawling to his corner! Jericho is showing no signs of life!!

Vic Canon - Schurr is almost there! 3 inches to go!! Jericho is on his feet! He charges towards Schurr! SCHURR TAGS Y2C!!! Y2C IS IN!!

Eddie Sensation - AHHHH!!! THE ORANGE LEADER!!!

The Informer - Y2C clotheslines Jericho to the mat!! Jericho gets up, Y2C throws him to the ropes... Y2C kicks him in the gut, Elevated Double-Arm DDT!!! He goes for the pin... 1.... 2.... No! Jericho kicks out!

[The camera breaks away from the Y2C/Shurr vs. K-Ci Klan match and takes us backstage to a shot of The Sexy MF�s who are ready to have an interview with Rachel Stevens�]

�The Diamond Stud� Nick Diamante - Oh, pooh Rachel! The fans will get to see action some other time. But right now� the world demands to hear from the NEW World Tag Team Champions of the 3DWA! Ain�t that right �Stone!

�The Cornerstone� Dino Delsante - This is unprecedented! The co-owners of the fed are also the World Tag Team Champions! This is history in the making, Miss Stevens, and you�re apart of it.

Rachel Stevens - So, what do you guys want to talk about here�

�The Diamond Stud� Nick Diamante - Our history together� ask us some questions about the past, present and future of The Sexy MF�s!

Rachel Stevens - Ok. Umm� where did you guys meet?

�The Cornerstone� Dino Delsante - I was in wrestling limbo when Jack Suede told me to join this new fed he was in, the DOA Pro. And the rest is history. This guy was my boss, and I was his greatest talent.

Rachel Stevens - Oh� from what I hear, you guys didn�t get off on the best terms?

�The Diamond Stud� Nick Diamante - Yeah, that is the truth. We had some creative differences, but eventually we smoothed everything over. I�ve considered Dino Delsante a good friend since we worked everything out� and he definitely is one of wrestling�s greatest minds.

�The Cornerstone� Dino Delsante - Thanks, Nick, but don�t forget I am pound for pound the greatest wrestler in the world today.

�The Diamond Stud� Nick Diamante - Anytime, �Stone!

Rachel Stevens - Guys, you were on your game tonight against Extreme Velocity� and you guys obviously did what you came out to do. You are the new EWA Tag Team Champions for the first time ever!

�The Cornerstone� Dino Delsante - First time, but not the last.

�The Diamond Stud� Nick Diamante - Rachel, you know what the sweet thing is? Dino and I, beyond a shadow of all doubt, brought some life back into the EWA�s Tag Team division tonight! The world of wrestling, to this day, has never been exposed to a team like The Sexy MF�s! Dino and I work so well together that it�s almost magic! And now, we�ve got the gold to prove it.

Rachel Stevens - Where do you guys go from here?

The Informer - Guys, I�m sorry to interrupt here, BUT WE HAVE A MATCH GOING ON HERE!! HOW CAN YOU GUYS DO THIS?

�The Cornerstone� Dino Delsante - What is it, Rachel?

Rachel Stevens - I�m getting word that we�re going back to the ring. The Informer wants to cut this interview off.

�The Cornerstone� Dino Delsante - Did he forget who�s signing the checks now? The two of us. Stick it, Informer, we�re not done yet!

�The Diamond Stud� Nick Diamante - Beautiful� Informer, shut up! Well, Rachel� to answer your question, Dino and I have only the best in our future. We will defend the gold with pride and prestige, and I guarantee that we�ll be remembered as one of the best Tag Teams in 3DWA history! Nobody will ever forget the power of The Sexy MF�s� nor will the casualties of �Sex & Violence� escape anyone�s minds!

�The Cornerstone� Dino Delsante - When everyone thinks of the greatness of the EWA�s past, they think of the Regulators, Danger Inc., and other teams that have faded into obscurity. But this is the 3DWA, and we are the first 3DWA tag team champions, and with Deuce the World Champion, this is just a sign of the dominance that the 3D has over this friggin� fed! And that, Rachel Stevens, is Written in �Stone!

Rachel Stevens - I understand something has just happened at ringside! Is that all gentlemen?

�The Diamond Stud� Nick Diamante - Yeah, sure� you can go back to ringside now.

Rachel Stevens - Thanks guys! Let�s go back to ringside!

The Informer - Can you believe the nerve of those guys? Thanks to them, this match has just been ruined for the fans all over the world watching at home!

Vic Canon - I can�t believe The Sexy MF�s. You don�t thing they had this planned? Yeah right! The Aaron Shurr & Y2C match against the K-Ci Klan was scheduled to be one of the most anticipated matches on tonight�s card! Hell! It was the only fair match� but now I guess we know why it was booked.

Eddie Sensation - COME ON! Are you saying that Nick and Dino openly planned for this to happen!

The Informer - Exactly! And for the fans at home, during the impromptu interview with the tag champs, �The Franchise� Chris Jericho pinned Y2C with his springboard moonsault. It was one helluva match to say the least.

Vic Canon - That it was! But thanks to the selfishness of the 3D, it was ruined!

Eddie Sensation - Hey, for the record, I found their interview very informative and innovative� not to mention�

The Informer - Oh be quiet� fans, we�ve gotta take a commercial break. We�ll see you in a minute.

Eddie Sensation - Hey! I was talking!

The Informer - Welcome back to 3DWA Tuesday Night Heat fans. Let's quickly take you to the back where Rachel Stevens is standing by with the EWA North American Champion!

"Reverend" Nuno Nitrowalawitz - Excuse me my sister... That's Reverend Nuno Nitrowalawitz...

Rachel Stevens - Uh, yeah... ok. The 3D has claimed that you have a match here tonight against Zed. A few months back, you claimed to have beaten Zed for the EWA World Title. Are you worried that those words may come back to haunt you tonight?

"Reverend" Nuno Nitrowalawitz - No Rachel... I fear nothing now. Now that I have been.... TRANSFORMED, I do not fear anything or anyone.

Rachel Stevens - If you don't mind me asking... why the sudden change? Why have you chosen to discover the light?

"Reverend" Nuno Nitrowalawitz - Why must you ask such dull questions? Why must you waste my precious time? Why can't we all just get along? Why is there hate in this world? Why Rachel, why??

Rachel Stevens - Guys... uhm... back to ringside...

The Informer - Thank you Rachel� I think. That was strange�damn, Nuno is strange! What is going through the poor kid�s mind these days?

Vic Canon - I haven�t the slightest clue. I feel sorry for him!

Eddie Sensation - I�d feel sorry for him if I actually gave a damn about his existence. Fortunately, I don�t! But I�ll tell you something I do care about! Zed! Am I hearing things� or what? Did Dino Delsante and Nick Diamante say Zed was going to be here tonight??

The Informer - They did say that, but I don�t get it. Last week, they helped Tom get rid of Zed! How and why would he be here tonight to face Nuno Nitrowalawitz?

Vic Canon - I can�t tell you how� but I can sure tell you why he would be here! Remember back at 3D Warfare? There was a huge Triple Threat Match between Delsante, Deuce and Zed. Nuno interfered in that match and went for a mocking quick pin on Zed. Zed was the champ at the time, so he�s been prancing around saying he�s the real EWA World Champ!

Eddie Sensation - Canon, sissies prance! And that�s what Nuno is! A prissy! Oh yeah! He better hope Zed isn�t here tonight, or else we�re gonna see a bloody massacre! Maybe even a religious sacrifice!

The Informer - So you�re saying that Nuno might be the reverend at his own funeral?

Vic Canon - Wouldn�t that be a sight! Without further adieu, let�s head up to the ring once again with� yeah, with Elroy Johnson�

Eddie Sensation - HAHAHA!! A slobber-knocker!

Elroy Johnson - Comin� to da wing from tha church� Nuno Nitrowigglewitz!

The Informer - Nitro-what?

Vic Canon - Nitro-wigglewitz??

["Sugar" by System Of A Down blasts through the speakers, as the EWA North American Champion, "Reverend" Nuno Nirtowalawitz steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

Eddie Sensation - Nuno looks like he�s a man at peace! He�s found his light!

The Informer - Well, whatever you wanna call it, he�s lost it! He�s totally gone! As messed up as this kid once was, seeing himself walk around calling himself a �Reverend� is just too odd to even contemplate!

Vic Canon - Tell me about it!

Elroy Johnson - An hiz oppotinent�

Eddie Sensation - Elroy needs speech classes�

Elroy Johnson - I dunno where he�z fwom, but he suckz heh heh� he be Zed!

The Informer - Ok, this is the moment of truth!

["Personal Jesus" by Depeche Mode blasts through the speakers. A few moments pass, and nobody comes out to ring side. Suddenly, The Sexy MF�s appear on the EWA video wall�]

Vic Canon - It�s The Sexy MF�s!

Eddie Sensation - YES! This is awesome! I�m so happy now! HA!

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Oh come on people� you didn�t really think Zed was going to show up here tonight, did you? Please! Zed, last week the Sexy MF�s went through you faster than X-Lax through a widowed-woman! From day one, everyone knew that Zed was nothing put a poser! Isn�t that right, D?

The Informer - A poser? Please! He was a great wrestler!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - I swear, I don�t remember the last time I saw you win, Zed. I think it was�when some guy named Sir Psycho Sexy got his only loss. If I remember, wasn�t that a DQ? Didn�t Vince D. smack you in the head with a chair or something? I do believe that is the last time I�ve seen you �win.� And quite frankly, it�s way too much fun watching you lose.

Vic Canon - Zed has a great win/loss record, by the way.

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - You know what Zed� in the end, we know what it must be to be you right now. You were given a fresh start with the EWA, and everything was as perfect as possible, right? But all of a sudden, things turned out all wrong. Well, tonight, consider The Sexy MF�s a couple of angles from heaven cause we�re gonna give you a heavenly gift!

The Informer - A gift? What is he talking about?

Vic Canon - Probably a going-away present!

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Zed, next week you show up in Alabama, and we�re going to deliver the gift! For a long time now, everyone has wanted to know what would happen if Zed ever fought �The Diamond Stud� Nick Diamante. Next week, for the first time ANYWHERE� the world will get to see Zed take on Nick Diamante!

The Informer - MY GOD! CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT? ZED ONE-ON-ONE WITH NICK DIAMANTE NEXT WEEK!

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - But there�s gonna be a slight twist!

Eddie Sensation - I LOVE TWISTS!

[He pulls off his 3D shirt and reveals a referee�s shirt�.]

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - Oh, my! What�s this? Why isn�t this the shirt you wore when Deuce and I wrestled Zed?

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Damn, I�ve been looking for that shirt for ages!

Vic Canon - Oh, come on!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - Well, then it must be official. Next week, the special guest referee for Diamante/Zed I will be �The Cornerstone� Dino Delsante. And to demonstrate my abilities as a ref�Leroy, come here.

[Leroy enters the room from off camera�]

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - Leroy, lay down and let Nick pin you.

[Leroy lays down on the floor and Nick pins him�]

The Informer - Yeah, this is some classic television, fans.

Eddie Sensation - HAHAHA!! I give it 2 thumbs up, personally!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - 1-2-3! Now, Nick, let Leroy pin you.

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Do I have to? I�m wearing a brand new shirt that I just bought with Tom Stone�s credit card! I don�t want Leroy, this big fat oaf, to wrinkle it!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - We�ll just buy you another one!

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - HA! True!

[Leroy pins Nick. Dino just stands there, looking off camera�]

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - LEROY!!! HELP GET THIS GUY OFF OF ME!!!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - See? Perfectly qualified to be a ref in the 3DWA! See you next week, Zed.

The Informer - OH MY GOD! THEY�RE GIVING ZED A CHANCE TO GET BACK INTO THE EWA?? WHEN TOM FINDS OUT ABOUT THIS, HE�S GOING TO SNAP!

Vic Canon - But the odds are stacked against Zed! Dino Delsante as the ref?? That�s insane!

Eddie Sensation - Either way, it�s the chance that matters! If Zed actually wins somehow, Tom Stone is going to come back and have a heart attack! Tom hates Zed! But I think we�re missing the entire point here. With Dino Delsante as ref� Zed won�t have a snowball�s chance in hell!

The Informer - This is too much to handle! Fans, we have to take a commercial break! When we come back, it�ll be time for our main event! The Hustler against Cody Covington in a Riot Match! Stay with us!

The Hustler - I see this decision as a very stupid one, quite frankly. 3Dthinks that some overrated punk like Cody Covington can halt the major threat to their reign of terror here in the EWA? Well, damn, if that's what they're thinking, then that's the most unintelligent logic I've ever seen in my life. What does Cody's got? A huge fuckin' ego, some dirty slut, and a Pussy Posse.....well, congratu-fuckin-lations. All that adds up to a big, heaping pile of BULLSHIT that ain't going to save you from getting the biggest ass-kicking of your pathetic life, and its going to be handed to you on a silver platter from Extremity At Its Best. 3D's decision just gives me a chance to take out another punk that I just don't like. And after I'm done tearing apart Covington, The Syndicate and I are going right after 3D, and I don't give a shit what kind of power they have. I made the decision right here and now that they're going to get their asses kicked, and I don't care for their opinions about it. Now, a Riot Match can be dangerous, riot cops surrounding the ring and all. Now, if I get pulled outside, if those cops want a piece of me too, I'll take on each and every one of them, one at a time, throw'em all in one big pile, put them on a huge barbecue, and start handing out pork sandwiches to the crowd. Rules don't apply tonight, and neither does mercy for Cody Covington, or anybody else that gets in my way.

Rachel Stevens - Covington and you are both in somewhat of a struggle against each other when it comes to being contenders for the EWA Heavyweight Title, though you are the rightful number 1 contender at this time. What is your personal opinion of Cody Covington?

The Hustler - I think Cody Covington is the most overrated piece of dog shit to ever disgrace the EWA roster, usually meant for people that have wrestling talent and ability. Cody is just a down right prick, in and out of the ring, and I have never ever liked the guy. That's why tonight, beating his ass is a very personal issue, cause he ain't no ordinary jobber thrown to the wolves, he's Cody, and he wants to push me out of the way for the EWA Heavyweight Championship. Well, Cody, I'm going to make it "crystal clear" to you just how difficult that task is going to be, because its down right IMPOSSIBLE to take down The Hustler, and tonight, I'll prove that. Maybe if Cody deflated his ego a bit, he'd have room in his body for some wrestling talent, but I don't see that happening. Cody Covington is just another loud-mouthed loser whom I'm going to enjoy kicking the shit out of tonight in a Riot Match.

Rachel Stevens - We're about 2 weeks away from "Any Means Necessary" where The Syndicate will go against The 3 Dimensions of Wrestling for the first, and possibly the last time. If the 3D is still in power at that time, do you think The Syndicate will have a chance?

The Hustler - HAVE A CHANCE?! ARE YOU FUCKIN' KIDDING ME?! Rachel, open your fuckin' eyes, and see the light! How can 3D even try and compare to The Syndicate right now? They've got Duece, a fool whom I crippled not too long ago and shouldn't even be in the damn match; they've got Nick Diamante, who's got his head stuck so far up the Wildman's ass, he can see that joke of a wrestler's tiny little brain; and they've got Dino Delsante, who's so worried about his little Invitational and Serial Thrylla, that he won't even be focused enough on the match to play a factor. It doesn't even matter who they have as their fourth man for their team, because its like they've lost already. I guaran-damn-tee, none of those arrogant jackasses we'll get even close to MY belt. March 26th is my night, not 3D's. If they still have their company power then, it won't matter, cause they can't change the way The Syndicate are, and that is the toughest muthafuckers in this EWA joint. Make no mistake about it, The Syndicate will be oh so victorious at "Any Means Necessary"!!!

Rachel Stevens - Thank you Hustler and best of luck to you tonight! Let's go to Rob DiMarco who is with "Crystal Clear" Cody Covington.

"Crystal Clear" Cody Covington - I'm familiar to this style of match.... because it was the one that ended my longest title reign as the International Champ. This doesn't look right to me seeing how this is Dino's specialty, but hey... what is the worse that can happen? Hustler is far from being good friends with 3D..... as am I. This could be all a big setup trying to have us kill each other out there tonight....... but hell.... I might as well be in that "killing mood" tonight! 3D just wants me and the Hustler to physically tear each other from limb to limb and it will indefinitely happen right here tonight.

Rob DiMarco - You and The Hustler are in a bit of a struggle over who should be at the top of the EWA. Do you intend on proving to The Hustler tonight that you should be the number 1 contender to Deuce's title by beating him?

"Crystal Clear" Cody Covington - This isn't a contendership match now, is it? If I beat him or not every one of my fans out there know that there is only one number one contender and that man is Hustler..... well, not really.... just wanted to say that. Heh, but seriously I think the winner should go on and go up against Deuce at "Any Means Necessary." But I never thought of it as a struggle..... I've been bustin my balls in the back but Hustler is being put in main events and involved in major happenings.... but tonight I will prove to all the EWA suits that Hustler is worthless and should be replaced by somebody who has waited for this opportunity basically his whole career... and if ANYONE out there says that I don't deserve this... go ahead and sign a damn match because I can assure all you non-believers that I can get the job on, even if I have to do it by unlacing my boots, sliding my foot out of my boot, because the damn thing is wedged in between your stinky smelly ass cheeks!

Rob DiMarco - What do you think of this entire "3DWA" stint?

"Crystal Clear" Cody Covington - Just another stupid stunt the EWA is trying to pull off. 3DWA, won't even be remembered after a few months yet the visuals look better than normal EWA, that's the only thing 3DWA has going for them. All of this will all blow over if the guys in the back wouldn't make such a big deal about things. Stone is gone for two weeks, in the meantime we have to put up with those assholes for a total of two weeks..... live with it! It can't be that bad.... yeah I may say that now but by the end of the week I may be eating my words.......

Rob DiMarco - Thank you, and best of luck tonight. Let's go to the ring for the main event!

The Informer - Here it is! The Main Event! And I don't mind telling you�this is a match that we have to thank the 3DWA for! And this will be one hell of a match!

Vic Canon - This is, without a doubt, the most important match so far this year. We're looking at the two number one contenders for ANY title in the EWA! One of these men could quite possibly go home the EWA�I mean, 3DWA World Champion after "Any Means Necessary."

Eddie Sensation - I have to admit. This is a match that the fans would ask for! And here's a bit of trivia for you�this is the first time that "The Cornerstone" has not wrestled in a Riot Match!

The Informer - Let's get this match underway! Here come the�wait a minute. Those Riot Cops! They're�wearing 3D t-shirts!

Vic Canon - Are they that powerful? Did they pay off the cops?

Eddie Sensation - Haha! Awesome! This just goes to show you that even when they're not wrestling, Nick and Dino are STILL involved in EVERY main event!

The Informer - Well, the�I guess, the 3D Riot Cops are here at ringside. They've surrounded the ring. And look at what they are doing! They're banging their batons on the ring apron!

Eddie Sensation - That's an intimidation tactic. They're letting Cody Covington and the Hustler know who's in charge of this match.

Vic Canon - How do you know? You ever do time?

Eddie Sensation - No�uh, Rick in the back just told me on my headset.

Vic Canon - Aren't all our headsets patched in to each other? Why didn't I hear that?

Eddie Sensation - Ahem! I do believe it's time for the wrestlers to be introduced.

["Lithium" by Nirvana blasts through the speakers, as "Crystal Clear" Cody Covington steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

The Informer - Here comes "Clearly Crippling." And this is not the first time he's been in this kind of match! I'm sure no one will forget the Riot Match at Full Revolution 2!

Vic Canon - But this time, C4 is fully healed. His ribs are 100%, as well as the rest of him. I think he's the favorite here.

Elroy Johnson - An hiz enemy, maaaan� Dis dood gonna get hiz-ass kicked BAD at Any Means Necesawwy! He'z da Hustla!

["Walk" by Pantera blasts through the speakers, as The Hustler steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

The Informer - Here's who I think is the favorite. The man is Hardcore personified and this is one of the most hardcore matches in the world. I wouldn't put it past the Hustler to not only take on every Riot Cop here, but beat the tar out of them too

Eddie Sensation - The two of you are such marks!

Vic Canon - So says the guy who thinks that the 3D can do know wrong.

Eddie Sensation - That's "The Boss" and "Lord Master" to you, buddy!

The Informer - No, that's to you, Eddie. The action is underway before the bell is rung.

Vic Canon - Looks like Cody Covington is getting his head rung. Hard right hands from the former Hardcore champion to the former International champ's head.

Eddie Sensation - Former and former. But let's talk about current champions!

Vic Canon - Let's not and say we did.

The Informer - The bell has been rung, and we are officially underway. Short arm clothesline by the Hustler sends C4 to the mat. Covington gets up quickly, and is met by a quick boot in the gut by the Hustler, and he's going for the Lumberjack! Covington slips out of it! German suplex on the Hustler and the momentum of this match just switched in favor of Cody Covington.

Vic Canon - Those riot cops are getting antsy. They're banging their batons on the mat again.

The Informer - They're vultures! Those cops are mercenaries hired by the 3D to eliminate two thorns! Covington grabs Hustler from behind, he's going for another German Suplex. Reversal by the Hustler, he looks like he's going for his own! Oh my GOD! He just released it and it sent Cody Covington OVER the top rope and out to the floor! He took out three cops in one shot!

Vic Canon - Well, he had a soft landing, at least. The other cops are coming over and they are now beating on Cody Covington! Shades of Full Revolution 2!

Eddie Sensation - The Hustler is in the ring relaxing, but look at the cops on the outside! They are grabbing for the Hustler! They're trying to take him out of the ring!

The Informer - No doubt, at the request of the 3DWA! Covington has made his way back inside. Hustler puts Cody in a headlock. He's trying to wear him out.

Vic Canon - He's got Covington on the mat and is putting all of his weight on Cody's back, making it harder for him to breathe. He's taking advantage of the damage those riot police have inflicted.

Eddie Sensation - Cody looks like he's going to tap out! Aw, c'mon, Covington! Don't tap out! Get beat on!

The Informer - Covington is reaching for the ropes and one of the cops just hit him in the hand with his baton! He could have broken his hand!

Vic Canon - These cops are vicious!

Eddie Sensation - Well, we ARE in Detroit!

The Informer - That's a good point. Cody Covington is trying to get to his feet. He's up. Elbow to the ribs. Another and that breaks the hold. Cody hits the ropes and puts the Hustler down with a clothesline. Cody climbs the ropes from the inside, and drops and elbow on the Hustler! That hit its mark.

Vic Canon - Cody is on a roll, but he's still nursing some bad ribs. He lifts the Hustler up and snap suplexes him. C4 has him and he powerbombs him! Cover�1�2�2 � ! My that was close.

The Informer - Hustler is up and he goes for a left, blocked by Cody who goes for a left himself! He nails him with the left, but Cody is in pain!

Eddie Sensation - Guess the Hustler has a hard head!

Vic Canon - No, you moron! That's the hand that the riot cops nailed with the baton.

The Informer - Here it is again on the replay.

[REPLAY:

The Informer - Covington is reaching for the ropes and one of the cops just hit him in the hand with his baton! He could have broken his hand!

Vic Canon - These cops are vicious!]

Vic Canon - Back to the action, Covington grabs the Hustler by the hair and dumps him on the outside! That's a good move. He has to let those riot cops do some of his dirty work for him.

The Informer - They're going at the leader of the Syndicate with those batons, with more gusto than they did C4!

Vic Canon - Well, it's just like you said, Informer. He's the leader of the Syndicate. It only makes sense that these 3DWA Riot cops try to injure the Hustler before "Any Means Necessary."

Eddie Sensation - Smart strategy if you ask me.

Vic Canon - We didn't.

The Informer - Hustler is trying to fight back! He's just knocked one of the cops down!

Eddie Sensation - You can't hit an officer! Take him to the pokey!!!

The Informer - My God! Every one of the Riot Cops is now trying to beat the Hustler down! All of them! Covington is coming out on the opposite side of the ring and he's looking for a chair. He's over by the cops and he's nailing the cops with the chair, one by one!!! The cops are down! Cody Covington has single-handedly taken out the Riot Police! Covington's looking around�Oh God! He just hit the Hustler with the chair!!

Vic Canon - For one second, I thought that maybe Cody just wanted to win this match on his own terms. Instead, he just took advantage of the situation. He rolls Hustler in.

Eddie Sensation - Guys, look at the ramp! It's the new tag team champs! The Sexy MF's!!!

The Informer - They're waving to the curtain. Good Lord! More Riot Cops in 3D t-shirts! There are now twice as many Riot Cops as there were in the beginning of the match! This is heinous!

Eddie Sensation - Do you think that Tom Stone is actually paying for this out of the federation account?

Vic Canon - These two have left Tom stranded in Hawaii, and are now trying to bankrupt him if they are.

The Informer - Meanwhile, in the ring, the Hustler and Cody Covington are going toe to toe. They are both reeling. They hit the ropes at the same time and double clothesline! The referee begins to count. He's at 5. He's at 8, and one of the Riot Cops pulls him out! The ref is yelling at the cop�

Vic Canon - But meanwhile, two cops slip in from the other side and lay the smackdown on Covington and Hustler.

Eddie Sensation - Dino and Nick are laughing hysterically. They obviously approve!

The Informer - Lance King is back inside. He begins the count again. Hustler is up at four. Covington gets up right after. Right hand by Cody, blocked by Hustler. He hooks the arm and spins�backslide by the Hustler. One of the cops is on the apron. Lance King goes over to get him down. Hustler has Cody! This match is over!! He's up to 8!

Vic Canon - Look! This cop is climbing the ropes! He just dropped the baton across the Hustler's head!! The Hustler is out! He's out cold!

Eddie Sensation - The Sexy MF's liked that! Look at those belts! Have you ever seen those belts look better?

The Informer - Cody has the Hustler. Hustler is out on his feet. CLEARLY CRIPPLING! It's all over! 1�2�3!! Cody Covington has beaten the Hustler!

Vic Canon - And you can't help but think that "The Cornerstone" and "The Diamond Stud" had something to do with it. They wanted both men hurt, but the Hustler more so.

Eddie Sensation - The Riot Cops are lined up along the ramp, and the Tag Team Champs are heading down to the ring. Oh yeah! Nick just nailed Cody Covington with the belt!

Elroy Johnson - Well A'll be damned! Da winnah iz Cody C! Ya heard!?

The Informer - These two are out of control! Who is going to stop them?

Vic Canon - Here comes the rest of the Syndicate! And Aaron Schurr! But the Riot Police are keeping them at bay! Meanwhile, in the ring, Nick has the Hustler and Dino gives him a sign. DIAMOND DRIVER ON THE HUSTLER!! He's already out! Dino is climbing the top rope!

Eddie Sensation - Wait, look in the crowd! It's�it's�

The Informer - IT'S ZED!! IT'S ZED!! BUT WHAT IS HE GOING TO DO?

Vic Canon - Doesn't matter! "Sex and Violence" just occurred in the ring! Look at this! The Riot Cops are keeping the cavalry at bay, Zed is outside the ring, Cody Covington and the Hustler are both out cold, and Nick and Dino are posing with their new belts! The 3DWA are firmly in control!

The Informer - GOOD GOD, WHAT COULD POSSIBLY HAPPEN NEXT WEEK?? GOODNIGHT EVERYONE!!