The Informer - WELCOME TO THE EVER BEAUTIFUL GUND ARENA!!!

Vic Canon - WE'RE LIVE IN CLEVELAND!! AND WHAT A CARD WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT!!!

Eddie Sensation - As always!!

The Informer - Tonight's the night!! Tom Stone vs. Zed!!!

Vic Canon - DAMN... That's gonna be a great match!! What about that Tag Team Match?? Cody Covington and Aaron Schurr will team up to take on two Syndicate Members, The Hustler and Thurston Howell!

Eddie Sensation - What about Y2J?!?! He's in a Tag Team Title Match, isn't he?!

The Informer - Yes Eddie! Chris Jericho and Big Pappy will challenge Extreme Velocity for the EWA Tag Team Titles!!

Vic Canon - All that, plus Enzo vs. The Wildman, Dino Delsante vs. Fallen Angel in an EWA International Title Match, and Nuno Nitrowalawitz vs. Jason Chandler!!

Eddie Sensation - But to kick off the show, we've got an interview with Dino Delsante!!

The Informer - Nicely said Eddie! Let's get to it!

Dino Delsante - This past week has seen some events unfold�events that "The Cornerstone" was not very happy with. And as any child knows, when there's a problem, it usually starts at home. And that is where I will start�with the Three Dimensions of Wrestling.

[The audience erupts in a chorus of boos.]

The Informer - Well, this could be what we've waited a week for�the Big Announcement that has been promised since the aftermath of our last Tuesday Night Heat.

Eddie Sensation - You've been predicting that Dino will quit the 3D all week, and I, for one, refuse to believe it!

Dino Delsante - I have been in this sport for a while, and I have built my reputation on being the pound for pound best wrestler in the world. I have built my career on being the total entertainment experience. And in the past, I have aligned myself with some of the greatest minds and greatest talents this sport has ever seen. Names like Jack "Backstreet" Suede, Socko Jones, Rex Mundi, Wolf Nebula, Scott Mangoya, Jerry Atkins, Andre Turner, and the Vanilla Prophet. These men made up the stable known as�

[The crowd begins to chant "MVP! MVP! MVP!"]

Vic Canon - Wait, could this be a double whammy? Could he be leaving the 3D to reform the MVP?

The Informer - Wow, I never gave that a thought!

Eddie Sensation - My God, what will I do? I loved the MVP!

Dino Delsante - Recently, in lieu of those great men, I have aligned myself with two men that I consider my peers and equals. Nick Diamante and Deuce combined with me to form the Three D's, the Three Dimensions of Wrestling. That was roughly three months ago. Today, the 3D can be compared to the Coliseum in Rome. It still stands, even after the Nazi's had their way in Europe, but it stands in ruins. BUT IT STILL STANDS! There's no need to sugar coat it. The 3D is in ruins.

The Informer - This is it!

Dino Delsante - But there's no way I'm backing out! I am the Cornerstone, and even if the 3D crumbled, I'd still be there, among the ruins! I know for a fact that Nick is still down! And I know for a fact that Deuce is still down! Did you people forget that Deuce is still the World Champ? And I'm making it my mission to not only beat the Syndicate at "Any Means Necessary," I'm making it my mission to beat everyone in that Elimination match and take Deuce on for the World Title! I'm making it my mission to be the EWA's next World Champion! I'm keeping the EWA World Title in the family! And that is Written in 'Stone!

Eddie Sensation - YES! YES! YES!

Vic Canon - Well, it's not the big announcement anyone was expecting, that's for sure.

Dino Delsante - But the hits just keep on coming. There are two individuals here that have slowly raised my ire. And no, I'm not talking about you, Howell! You've already earned a spot on my $h!t list, and I'll get to you in a second. First, Fallen Angel, you have earned my spite because of the fact that you failed to show me the respect that I not only deserve, but you failed to show me the respect that I showed you at Full Rev 2! And, Angel, I don't put up with that $h!t! I didn't in the uWf, I didn't put up with it in the XCWF, and I didn't put up with it in the DOA Pro. Tonight, I'm going to teach you that to earn respect, you must give it, and Fallen Angel, if it means leaving you broken and battered, if that's the only way I'll get your respect, then so be it.

The Informer - Harsh words from Dino Delsante. But he has a point. The man wrestled three matches in one night and was a hair away from beating the Fallen Angel. That deserves respect in my book!

Dino Delsante - The other guy that I have a bone of contention with is your fellow K-Ci Klansmen, Chris Jericho. Jericho, you have come in here, cut some promos, and won a title, and have set the EWA on fire. Reminds me of�me! And you call yourself "The Franchise." And that is where you are wrong! I'm the franchise here, I'm "The Cornerstone!" I'm the man that keeps this boat afloat! I said it once, and I'll say it again. When you run into me, you're running into an immovable object AND an irresistible force! And we WILL run into each other, count on that!

The Informer - You know�I can't believe that any of these things are the Big Announcement that we were promised. Don't get me wrong, they're big, but not BIG.

Vic Canon - I know what you mean. But Dino is still in the ring, so maybe he'll get to it.

Dino Delsante - All week, I have promised a big announcement, and I will deliver. A few weeks ago, I was interviewed for the Spoiler, and I mentioned that I was looking to do a big card, similar to When Worlds Collide. And the big announcement is that my dreams have come to fruition. June 16, 2000 is a date that everyone will mark on his or her calendar. That is the night that The Cornerstone Invitational will take place! And I know what you're thinking�another card for a wrestler that will just serve his ego. Not the case. This will be a card that will see some wrestlers from feds all across the country take on guys that they would never even come into contact with. There is no big champion of champions at the end of the match, there's no tournament to determine who's the best of the best. It's a night that will see some dream matches take place. It's a night for fans of wrestling across the world.

The Informer - Well, there's the announcement! June 16th, The Cornerstone Invitational. Stay tuned to this station for updates!

Eddie Sensation - Informer, here's a bit of trivia for you. June 16th is the Cornerstone's birthday!

Vic Canon - Hmph! And he said it wasn't to serve his ego.

Dino Delsante - And I would like to announce the main event for the Cornerstone Invitational. I'd like to�but IT'S not Written in 'Stone. But, I'm going to make my challenge right here. There's a man that has wrestled all over the world, and he's been in some remarkable matches. But he and the Cornerstone have never had the chance to go one on one. When I joined the EWA, there was a name that when mentioned, sent shudders through the spines of those that said it. The man is a living legend, and rightfully so. I've seen his matches, I've reviewed his interviews. This wrestler, this man, is the real deal. And I could never consider my career complete until I have had a chance to take the best this man has to offer. So, here is my official challenge.

The Informer - Who is it?!?! Who is the man that he is talking about?

Vic Canon - God, Informer, the names of past legends of the EWA are running through my head!

Eddie Sensation - Me too! My head's about to explode!

Dino Delsante - I know that this man watches the EWA every week, and I know he's watching right now.

[Tracey hands Dino a contract.]

Dino Delsante - This contract has two names on it, and two names only. "The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante and�

The Informer - Here it is!

Dino Delsante - SERIAL THRYLLA!

[The crowd erupts! A chant of "Thrylla" starts up and is as loud as bombs.]

Dino Delsante - This is a contract for you, Thrylla, to meet me in the ring on June 16, 2000, in the Main Event of The Cornerstone Invitational. And consider this an invitation into this ring next week. Now, if you don't wish to come here, I will fly to anywhere in the world to have you sign this One Night Only match. My motives are simple. Every year on my birthday, I wrestle one match that defines my year. Last year, I wrestled Jack Suede. This year, the year 2000, I want to destroy the past, and redefine my future. And you are the man I want to face to do it. All I ask is for you to seriously consider my offer. And that's all I have to say.

[He throws down the microphone and exits the ring with his fianc�e and his bodyguard.]

Vic Canon - I'm in shock!

Eddie Sensation - Can you imagine? Serial Thrylla versus "The Cornerstone"?!?!

The Informer - The match has not been signed, and we are still months away from June!! But I can't deny I got chills just thinking about it. Fans, we'll be right back!

Nuno Nitrowalawitz - No I won't!

Rob DiMarco - Ummm, what?

Nuno Nitrowalawitz - I said, No I won't!

Rob DiMarco - No you won't what?

Nuno Nitrowalawitz - I won't be taking on Jason Chandler!

Rob DiMarco - Why not??

Nuno Nitrowalawitz - Because I.... Oh shit... That's right.... Uhhh, you'll find out soon!

Rob DiMarco - Huh?

The Informer - Is that what Nuno was talking about?!

Rachel Stevens - I guess he'll be coming to the ring shortly, so...

Vic Canon - Wait! What's going on over there??

Rachel Stevens - Over where?

[The camera zooms in to a shot of an Ambulance in the background. Jason Chandler can be seen on a stretcher, being loaded into the ambulance.]

Rachel Stevens - What the?! What the hell does this mean for the match?? What happened to him?!

["Sugar" by System Of A Down blasts through the speakers, as the EWA North American Champion, "FreakShow" Nuno Nirtowalawitz steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

Chris Myers - And his opponent... standing 6'2" and weighing in at 235 pounds, from Crediblity, New York, Jason Chandler!

["We Ready" by Master P & The No Limit Family blasts through the speakers, but the fans know that Jason Chandler won't be coming down to the ring.]

The Informer - Well, we just saw Jason Chandler get loaded into an ambulance... I don't think he'll be coming out here...

Vic Canon - Hold on a second... Nuno has the mic!

Nuno Nitrowalawitz - Well fans, I guess this is another hard earned victory for your hero, Nuno Nitrowalawitz! I am the EWA North American Champion, and the EWA Heavyweight Champion! ANYONE who steps in my path will be DESTROYED!! Look at Jason Chandler! Just one chair shot put him down! Jason, you've learned your lesson! You don't mess with the EWA North American and Heavyweight Champion!!

The Informer - So it was Nuno who did it!

Nuno Nitrowalawitz - I guess all my fans are wondering what's next for Nuno! Well, who should be next?? Fallen Angel and his International Title, or Chris Jericho and his Extreme Title?? What about those no-shows, Extreme Velocity?? Only time will tell! But soon enough, I will be the ONLY EWA wrestler to have ALL of the EWA titles AT ONCE!

Eddie Sensation - WHAT THE.... Who the hell is that??

The Informer - Is that.... Yes!

Vic Canon - It's Brett Bomb!! He's in the ring, right behind Nuno! Nuno doesn't even know he's there!

Eddie Sensation - What a sneak! He had to come in through the fans! Why didn't he come down the ramp?!?!

The Informer - Easy Eddie...

Vic Canon - Brett Bomb taps Nuno on the shoulder, Nuno turns around...

Eddie Sensation - OH SHIT!!

The Informer - ...OH!! WHAT A MOVE!! BRETT BOMB HAS LAID OUT NUNO IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!!

Vic Canon - Thank god someone shut him up!

Eddie Sensation - Who is this Bomb guy??

The Informer - I guess he's new in the EWA!

Vic Canon - Now Brett Bomb is going for the pin!! And he's counting the pin himself!

Eddie Sensation - 1... 2..... 3!!! NEW NORTH AMERICAN CHAMPION!!!

The Informer - Ummm, no... Sorry Eddie, but that wasn't official!

Vic Canon - Well, Brett Bomb is walking out of here knowing that he can pin Nuno Nitrowalawitz!!

Eddie Sensation - When Nuno gets up, he won't be too happy!!

The Informer - What's he going to do?? Cry??

Vic Canon - Hahaha!

The Informer - Anyways, we have to take a short commercial break! Don't go away!

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Well Robby Dawg... as you can see, the big man is standin'... he ain't cryin'... and he's ready to deliver an ass-kickin'! What didn't kill this giant sure as hell made him stronger!

Rob DiMarco - Now Nick, in recent weeks, we've heard what you have had to say about The Wildman going soft, and how you're trying to help him re-discover the beast within himself. Personally, I feel if you steped into the ring with him, you'd see a beast at work... and his name is The Wildman!

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Really? Isn't that reasuring to know...

Rob DiMarco - Yeah. So when are you gonna step into the ring with him?

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Robby my friend... The Wildman still has a lot to learn about being the man he used to be. When the time is right, I'll take him on one-on-one in the ring... and the full evolution and re-birth of The Wildman will take place. Don't get me wrong... I'm still gonna kick the poor kid's ass, but he'll learn a lot more in that one match than he has learned in his entire career!

Rob DiMarco - Tonight, your man Enzo has the task of "taming the beast", so to speak. Are you going to let this be a clean match?

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Well, to be able to give you a straight answer I'd have to be enlightened on the entire situation. Therefore, I will be at ringside for this match. As a matter of fact... I have a little job to do before the match. Excuse me, gentlemen.

Rob DiMarco - Well, I guess we're going to find out just what he means by that! Let's go to Rachel Stevens who is standing by with The Wildman!

The Wildman - I'm not gonna worry about Diamante's little seven foot penis wrinkle of a body guard tonight. Not tonight Rachel Stevens. I mean hell, he's basically already shown me just about the only move he knows how to do. A big chokeslam.....big deal. Sure they hurt, especially if they're done through a table. But tonight, I'm not gonna let that sh*t happen. Tonight the line is f*cking drawn at Enzo. Diamante can just stop with the cowardly acts of sending his body guards after me because it's getting on my nerves and I'm sick and tired of waiting around for him to grow a set of balls and face me in the ring once and for all. Sure I'll listen to what he has to say for the most part, but plain and simple, he has hell to pay, and so does Enzo, and that's why I'm here.

Rachel Stevens - What about Nick Diamante?? He said he'll be ringside! Any comments??

The Wildman - Yeah I have a comment. You play with fire, your ass just might get burned. Thank you.

Rachel Stevens - Well, good luck! Back to ringside!

The Informer - Welcome back to ringside ladies and gentlemen� and, well� it seems like we're all being joined here by "The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante who is making his way down the ramp.

Vic Canon - What is he gonna de here? Use his contractual power to be the ref here tonight? That would be real fair!

Eddie Sensation - Hey! Nick has it in his contract, so it's perfectly legal and we can't do anything to change it.

The Informer - Yeah, well Diamante is making his way up into the ring where Chris Myers is ready to call this match. Let's take it to Chris.

Vic Canon - Hey! Nick just grabbed the mic from Myers' hand!

Eddie Sensation - HA! I love it!

The Informer - Typical "Diamond Stud" antics going on here on Heat.

Vic Canon - He's got the mic� looks like he's gonna speak!

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Hello EWA!

Eddie Sensation - HELLO NICK!

The Informer - Eddie, be quiet willya!

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Oh please� spare me your hisses and cat-calls! I'm here for one reason tonight, and that is to ring announce this next contest!

Vic Canon - Oh, great!

Eddie Sensation - Hey! It's in his contract! HA!

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - So, without further adieu� let's get this party started!

["Rock is Dead" by Marylin Manson hits the system...]

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - This match is scheduled for one fall! Making his way to the ring� weighing in at 492 pounds and standing 7'6"� from Lamezia, Italy� he is the biggest man in the history of the Extreme Wrestling Association and the only human alive qualified to be the bodyguard of "The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante! Tonight, he's gonna lay a-hurtin' on The Mildman! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN� HE IS� ENZO!!!

[Enzo steps out from behind the curtain and begins to make his way to the ring.]

The Informer - WOW! It still never ceases to amaze me how BIG this guy really is!

Vic Canon - Size-wise, this guy reminds me of Andre The Giant, to tell you the truth! He's a pretty agile man too!

Eddie Sensation - And you know what the sweetest part about him is? He works for the 3D� he's paid to protect "The Diamond Stud"� and he sure as hell takes pride in what he does!

The Informer - Plus, he's pretty damn resilient! We saw what The Wildman and Extreme Velocity did to him just last week. They tossed him off the huge Heat stage, just like The Wildman was tossed 2 weeks ago! But give him credit! He's here standing!

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - And his opponent! Possibly the most confused wrestler in the EWA's long and illustrious history! He's a former 3-time EWA Extreme Champion� but he's a poor, poor puppy dog lost in the dog pound called the EWA! Where he's from� I don't know. What he weighs� I don't care. But one thing is for sure! Before Stud Enterprises in conjunction with the 3 Dimensions of Wrestling is through with this man� he will no longer be known simply as The Mildman. No, oh no. He will once again reclaim his name as truly being�. THE WILDMAN!

["Calm Like A Bomb" by Rage Against The Machine blasts over the speakers as The Wildman steps out from behind the curtain and heads to the ring.]

Vic Canon - Not the most kind or glorious introduction by Nick Diamante, but it got the job done, I guess!

Eddie Sensation - HEY! HEY!! THE WILDMAN IS CHARGING TO THE RING�.

The Informer - OH, HE LOOKS READY TO GO!! OHHHH�� OH MY GOD!!

Vic Canon - BIG ENZO JUST NAILED A RUNNING WILDMAN WITH THE BIGGEST BOOT I HAVE EVER SEEN!!!

Eddie Sensation - HAHAHA!! YOU GUYS HAVE GOT TO ADMIT THAT THAT RIGHT THERE IS POETIC JUSTICE AT IT'S BEST! The Mildman was all hyper about getting his hands on Enzo that he lost total control of his actions! HE WILLINGLY RAN INTO A WALL!

The Informer - Well, yeah� maybe that is the truth, Eddie! But how would you feel if you were this man? Honestly! Week after week he has to hear Nick Diamante talk about how he's not the same man he used to be. Over and over� yeah, The Wildman knows he's had a rocky last few months, but how will rubbing it in help him at all?

Vic Canon - Not to side with Eddie here or anything, Informer� but you've gotta admit. The Wildman that we've seen these last few weeks does have that twinkle in his eye again. Believe it or not, but I think it's working!

Eddie Sensation - BOOM!! HA HA! THE OCCASIONAL 7-FOOT CLOTHESLINE DOES THE TRICK TOO ONCE IN A WHILE! Did you see that move? MAN!

The Informer - It's true that The Wildman� hey� Nick has come our way�

Vic Canon - It looks like he has invited himself to join us for commentary here.

Eddie Sensation - PERFECT! NICK! "DIAMOND STUD"! Welcome to the broadcast booth here on Tuesday Night Heat!

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Thank you, thank you� the pleasure is mine, Eddie! So, how did you guys like my little ring announcing performance in there?

The Informer - Well, it was anything but traditional, but it got the job done.

Vic Canon - Yeah, Nick� it seemed to incite The Wildman right from the get go!

Eddie Sensation - HA! And we saw what good that did!

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Oh yeah! The Wildman ran right into the huge boot of my man, Enzo. Ya know� as I look at it right now, Enzo is in form control of this match. He's got The Wildman on his ass, and he's driving that huge tree-trunk he calls a knee right into The Mildman's back! Enzo and I� we have this kid right where we want him!

The Informer - Nick, what's the deal with you wanting to help this guy? Come on� you and I both know you don't work that way.

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - I'm already sick and tired of explaining it. I'm being a humanitarian here, trying to help someone, and I get the bad wrap just because people don't like me. In the end, I could care less what you people think. I have a plan with this guy, and it'll go down no matter how long it takes.

Vic Canon - OUCH! THE WILDMAN JUST DROVE HIS OWN HEAD BACK AND NAILED ENZO WITH IT RIGHT IN THE TEETH! That's probably the most painful way to break that particular hold!

Eddie Sensation - Damn! This guy is a nut!

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - And ya know what? It's true! He's beginning to do what it takes! Survival of the fittest by whatever means necessary! But being the jerk that I am� I'm gonna go up there and squash his confidence right now! Excuse me, gentlemen!

The Informer - HEY! NICK! GET BACK HERE! WHERE IS HE GOING??

Vic Canon - IT LOOKS LIKE HE'S HEADED RIGHT UP INTO THE RING!

Eddie Sensation - HA! YEAH BABY!! THAT A BOY!!

The Informer - THE REF HAS JUST CALLED FOR THE BELL!! AND BOTH MEN BEGIN TO WAIL AWAY AT THE WILDMAN!!

Chris Myers - The winner of this match by Disqualification is The Wildman!

Vic Canon - COME ON HERE! "THE DIAMOND STUD" HAS THE AUDACITY TO SAY HE'S TRYING TO HELP THIS MAN! AND NOW HE'S ACTUALLY ATTACKING HIM?? THEY'RE BOTH ATTACKING HIM WITH VICIOUS RIGHTS AND LEFTS!!

Eddie Sensation - SHUT UP, CANON! ONE DAY THE WILDMAN WILL REALIZE THAT HE'LL HAVE TO BECOME A BEAST AGAIN IF HE WANTS TO SURVIVE IN THE EWA! NICK AND ENZO ARE SHOWING HIM THAT THE EWA IS A COLD, CRUEL WORLD!

The Informer - Officials are beginning to break this thing up before anything has started! Thank God!

Vic Canon - When will this stop?? Honestly?? If Nick and Enzo keep doing this week after week� The Wildman isn't going to become "the beast he used to be"� he's gonna be a regular patient at every hospital in this country!

Eddie Sensation - Yeah! And maybe that's what it'll take! When he's laying in a hospital bed thinking� maybe he'll transform mentally back into the man he once was!

The Informer - It sure as hell is a twisted philosophy to say the least, and we're gonna have to stay tuned to see if it works. The officials have separated "The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante and Enzo from The Wildman and are making sure they head to the back. We've got plenty of events and action here tonight on Heat, so let's keep this ball rolling!

Chris Jericho - Who cares about titles...have you seen that psycho Y2Citrus...I heard he was running around the arena squirting poeple with his venomous juice! What kind of animal is this guy. If I see him I'll SQUISH his ass into orange juice! HAHAHA!!!!

Rachel Stevens - Don't you think that you guys are... well.... sort of..... not worthy?? I mean, you've NEVER wrestled together, yet you're getting a shot at the Tag Team Titles!!!

Chris Jericho - What, did you say citrus? I'm sorry the only person who is not worhty is that idot Y2C....Citrus...you know who I mean....This guy appears out of no where and insults me by fondling me and telling me about his orange trees in Florida and how it's a good investment!

Rachel Stevens - .....WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT???

["Get Naked" by Methods Of Mayhem blasts through the speakers, as Big Pappy steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

Chris Myers - And his partner... accompanied to the ring by Mandi, standing 5'11" and weighing in at 230 pounds, from Calgary, Alberta, Canada, the EWA Extreme Champion, "The Franchise" Chris Jericho!

["Walls Of Jericho" blasts through the speakers, as Mandi and the EWA Extreme Champion "The Franchise" Chris Jericho step out from behind the curtain and head towards the ring.]

Chris Myers - And their opponents... at a total combined weight of 540 pounds, the EWA Tag Team Champions, "The Interrogator" Richard Dreyborn and "The Extremist" Justin Sane, Extreme Velocity!

["Let's Get This Party Started" by Korn blasts through the speakers, as the fans get to their feet and wait for the arrival of the EWA Tag Team Champions, Extreme Velocity.]

The Informer - .....Oh come on!

Vic Canon - What the hell is going on with these guys?!?!

Eddie Sensation - What the hell are you guys getting bent out of shape about??

The Informer - Extreme Velocity haven't had a match in over 3 weeks! They keep no-showing!

Vic Canon - What the hell is going on with them?!?!

Eddie Sensation - Who cares! Hopefully they're dead!

The Informer - Eddie! I think 3D has you whipped a bit too much!

Vic Canon - Wait a minute... here's "The Millennium Fan" Y2C! He's walking down the aisle!

Eddie Sensation - LOOK OUT JERICHO!!!

The Informer - Y2C has an orange in his hand! Jericho is flipping out!! What's he saying??

Vic Canon - I think he's saying something like... "CALL THE COPS!! THERE HE IS!! ARREST HIM!!"

Eddie Sensation - HAHAHAHAHA!!!

The Informer - OH NO!! Y2C just through the orange at Jericho!! WHAM!!

Vic Canon - IT HIT HIM RIGHT IN THE EYE!!

Eddie Sensation - OH SHIT!!! HE COULD BE DEAD!! RINSE WITH COLD WATER!!! RINSE DAMMIT!! RINSE!!!!

The Informer - Calm down Eddie! It's an orange!!

Vic Canon - Jericho is down, and he's out! Mandi and Big Pappy look concerned! They're calling for a stretcher!

Eddie Sensation - He could be seriously hurt!

The Informer - And here come the paramedics!

Vic Canon - Well, while they're working on Jericho, we have to take a short commercial break... Don't even think about changing the channel!!

Dino Delsante - It's more than a rematch, Rob. It's a matter of respect. If you remember, at the end of our Hell In A Cell match, I shook Fallen Angel's hand. And I saved the bastard from my nemesis of the moment, Thurston Howell. That night saw 4 men in the hospital, because of on match. And I caught a crap load of flack from my 3D comrades.

Rob DiMarco - Is your number one concern in this match to win back the International Title??

Dino Delsante - I'm out for respect tonight, and if I have to take that International Title back to get it, then so be it. He was the better man at Full Revolution 2, but tonight, I will get what is due to me...respect, and the International Title!

Rob DiMarco - Over to you, Rachel!

Fallen Angel - "The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante does not get a re-match as such. He does get a title-shot, but it is not a re-match from The Full Revolution 2. And I must note that he has not earned this match, and he does not deserve it. Yet he still gets a shot at MY title, why? Because the Three Dimensions of Wrestling have a noose fitted tightly around the neck of Tom Stone. "The Cornerstone" and "The Diamond Stud" are Tom Stone's little puppets. They're his toys. His favourite toys. They're the playthings that Tom likes to keep on the top of his shelf, where they won't come to any harm. They get all the treatment they need, and in this case, they want. Dino wanted a title shot here tonight, and Tom gave it to him. If Nuno Nitrowalawitz had have wanted a match, there was no way that he'd get one, but Dino did, because he's the EWA's cornerstone. It's a fucking joke. Dino can give it his all, but he won't achieve victory. Victory comes only to those who deserve it.

Rachel Stevens - Do you think Dino wants this title back?? He only held the belt for a few minutes that night! Also, we all know that when a 3D member has a match, all of 3D is present! Are you worried about 3D's involvement?

Fallen Angel - That's right. Dino only held the belt for a few minutes that night, but it still took hold. The gold shone all around him, and he knew that it must be his. But it isn't his. It's mine. My title belt. The belt that I won from YOU, Dino. And on the same night Jericho took Nick's extreme belt, which means that in one night, the K-Ci Klan proved that they are better than 3D. And no, I'm not worried about 3D being at ringside. Enzo is the clumsiest son-of-a-bitch on the planet, and more likely than not, he'll land flat on his ass before he even gets in the ring. Leroy and Elroy are just plain stupid, and before they know it, they'll wander into the wrong corner and get savaged. And it would not surprise me if Nick and Dino start fighting amongst themselves. Face it... Deuce is gone, forever. The Sexy MF's are nothing more than a marketing push that everyone's sick and tired of. Dino's dropped down the ranks back to square one. And Nick doesn't have the brains to use his unique contract to it's full potential. Now that I think about it, this match should be a pushover. Thank you.

Rachel Stevens - Well, good luck! Back to ringside!

["Down" by Stone Temple Pilots blasts through the speakers, as Tracey Lane and "The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante step out from behind the curtain and head towards the ring.]

Chris Myers - And his opponent... accompanied to the ring by Cerberus, standing 6' and weighing in at 231 pounds, from Chicago, Illinois, the EWA International Champion, Fallen Angel!

["Sway" by Coal Chamber blasts through the speakers, as Cerberus and the EWA International Champion, Fallen Angel step out from behind the curtain and head towards the ring.]

The Informer - Dino Delsante charges at Fallen Angel! Dino misses a clothesline attempt, Fallen Angel bounces off the ropes... Knee to the jaw!

Vic Canon - Fallen Angel sets him up... Piledriver! Fallen Angel climbs to the second rope... Elbow to the chest! Fallen Angel is in complete control of this match!

Eddie Sensation - Don't worry! Dino has lots of time!

The Informer - Fallen Angel picks up Dino to his feet... He lifts him high in the air!!

Vic Canon - VERTICAL SUPLEX! Into a pin... 1.... 2.... No! Dino kicks out!

Eddie Sensation - Phew!

The Informer - Fallen Angel applies a headlock!! Dino Delsante is slowly getting to his feet!

Vic Canon - Dino is on his knees! And now he's on his feet! Dino with elbows to the stomach of Fallen Angel! Dino whips him to the ropes, OH! DDT by Fallen Angel!

Eddie Sensation - Dammit! Get Nicky D down here or something!

The Informer - Fallen Angel goes for the cover... 1..... 2..... No! Dino gets the shoulder up!

Vic Canon - Fallen Angel lifts Dino to his feet again... He's setting him up for something...

Eddie Sensation - Oh shit!

The Informer - Russian Leg Sweep by Fallen Angel! He's completely dominated this match!

Vic Canon - Well I don't know if it will last long! Dino is a great competitor... He'll come back...

Eddie Sensation - Damn right!

The Informer - Fallen Angel is climbing to the top rope!

Vic Canon - He's taking a risk here!

Eddie Sensation - MOVE DINO, MOVE!!

The Informer - Fallen Angel jumps... OH!! Dino rolled out of the way JUST in time!!! Dino is on his feet!

Vic Canon - Dino BURIES Fallen Angel with an elbow to the throat!! Dino whips Fallen Angel to the ropes...

Eddie Sensation - YES!!!

The Informer - BIG TIME Clothesline! Fallen Angel did a 270 backwards on that one!

Vic Canon - Dino has Fallen Angel on his feet again... OH!! PILEDRIVER!!! Dino goes for the cover... 1..... 2..... OH!! Fallen Angel just kicks out!!

Eddie Sensation - Finally, "The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante is making a comeback!

The Informer - He throws Fallen Angel to the ropes... OH!

Vic Canon - Dino takes him down with a spear!

Eddie Sensation - That's all!! Show's over!! Dino's calling for The Iron City Drop!

The Informer - Wait a minute! Here comes Thurston Howell!

Vic Canon - What the hell is he doing down here?!?

Eddie Sensation - Good question!

The Informer - Dino Delsante is setting up Fallen Angel.... WAIT! Thurston Howell is right behind Tracey Lane!!!

Vic Canon - OH NO!! THURSTON HOWELL JUST NAILED TRACEY LANE WITH A DDT!! SHE'S OUT!!

Eddie Sensation - OH SHIT!! DINO IS GOING NUTS!!!

The Informer - THURSTON HOWELL IS ON THE RUN!! DINO DELSANTE IS CHASING HIM BACKSTAGE!!

Vic Canon - Fallen Angel is standing in the ring stunned! He doesn't know what's going on! Wiat a minute, there's the bell!

Chris Myers - The winner of this match by Count Out, and STILL EWA International Champion, Fallen Angel!

Eddie Sensation - WHAT?! THURSTON HOWELL SHOULD BE ARRESTED FOR THIS!!!

The Informer - We need some help out here for Tracey Lane!!

Vic Canon - In the meantime, we're going to take a commercial break... We'll be right back fans!

Cody Covington - Aaron Schurr has the desire to go somewhere.... but that doesn't mean a thing. Tonight he will go down as a legend....... he will always be remembered...... as a partner of myself! Nah..... seriously he doesn't seem to be that bad. We both should just focus on our opponents to get the win, that's all I'm worried about. I don't want to function as a team because...... Aaron isn't the person I could function that well with. He does have talent and can get the job done, he'll make a great back up if I get tired.

Rob DiMarco - Your opponents tonight are The Hustler, and Thurston Howell! They are both Syndicate members, giving them the obvious advantage. Do you think you and Aaron can cooperate, and beat these two?

Cody Covington - I know that if he can't cooperate with me then I can try my best to win it all by myself! I'm not gonna sit by and go out losing a match against those two dicks. I know I'm up for this match and I'm willing to do whatever it takes to get the win..... lets just hope Aaron is thinking the same.

Rob DiMarco - Thanks for your time Cody!

Aaron Schurr - Sure, Covington can be an ok guy, sure his ego is a little too big, but if it gets me that slash in the winner's column, then I'm down with him. But if he crosses the line and thinks he can be Mr. Big Ego Tough Guy, then the whole partner thing will be forgotten.

Rachel Stevens - Your opponents tonight are The Hustler, and Thurston Howell! They are both Syndicate members, giving them the obvious advantage. Do you think you and Cody can co-operate, and beat these two?

Aaron Schurr - Ya know, I couldn't really tell ya, things work in different ways, and like I just said, if Covington stands in my way, then there will be trouble for not only The Syndicate, but C4 as well.

Rachel Stevens - Thanks, and good luck in your match!

Thurston Howell - Tonight, I fight in a tag team match, and I am teamed up with one of the greatest men I have known in this sport and fellow Syndicate member, the Hustler. It is a great honor to be teamed up with him, because this man is on the top of his game. And we will go up against a team of Cody Covington and Aaron Schurr. First off, to Aaron Schurr, you come right into the EWA and win the North American Title. And you now think you are a big shot and you act like a little cocky jackass. And then you give your North American Title Belt over to Nuno Nitrowalawitz because you are now going onto bigger and better things. Well a newsflash you for son, nothing is bigger or better then the Syndicate!! So after tonight you will find out you should have held onto your precious title belt instead of getting jacked up by the big boys!! Now Cody Covington, or C4, whatever you want to call yourself. You see you were lucky at the last pay per view that you actually beat Dino Delsante once, and Cody you know that you owe it all to the man standing before you. If I didn't save your ass and whack Dino Delsante with that frying pan you would have been swept!! And now just like Aaron Schurr you say you are going onto bigger and better things. But if you can't defend your own title belt then I don't see how you could get to anything bigger then getting it back. But now like Schurr, you will find out you don't go onto bigger and better things when you think you are ready, you do it when you actually are ready. And tonight myself and the Hustler will show that the only thing you are ready for is a Syndicate beating that you will never, ever forget!!

Rob DiMarco - Do you think Cody and Aaron can effectively function as a tag team??

Thurston Howell - Well I really don't care if either of them can function as a team. Just because you function as a team doesn't mean you will win anything. That is what everyone thinks tag team wrestling is about is functioning as a team, well as a former tag team wrestler I will tell you this right now, you are way off!! To be a great tag team you need two of the best wrestlers you can find, put them in the same corner and let them tear apart their opponents!! But if you can function as a tag that is a little extra bonus I would say, and I am sure that myself and the Hustler can do all of those things. But Cody Covington and Aaron Schurr on the other hand, they might be able to work together, but they might not, but the bottom line is that they don't want it more then us and tonight they will find out they are two little dogs playing in a big neighborhood!!

Rob DiMarco - Over to you Rachel!

The Hustler - I have plenty of comments for these two, Robby. First, I'm going to start off with Aaron Schurr, an impressive young lad in the EWA. But the thing that has been bothering me about this guy is that he wants the position to take the EWA Heavyweight Title, as in Number One contender. That's MY spot, little man, so don't be getting any extravagant ideas in your puny head about reaching stardom oh so quickly. Sure, you got some skills, but you ain't on my level yet, son. Down the line, sure, I could see you there, but this time is MY time, so know your damn place. Tonight, I'll show you why I'll be the NEXT EWA champ, and NOT you. I'm going to leave bruises all over your body, just to remind you that you are not capable of taking on The Hustler. The pain from the bruising will remind you not to fuck with Extremity At Its Best anymore. And next, we have Cody Covington, who I think rivals Nick Diamante for the Biggest Asshole spot in the EWA. Everyone is on this guy's dick, saying how he great he is, but I just don't see it. Sure the guy is good and all, but he ain't worth all this hype, nor can he back it up. If he wants to elevate himself to the top level, he'll have to have a good showing here tonight, and I'm determined not to let that happen. You see, I respect Cody's skills, but I don't respect him as a man or as a professional wrestler. I don't like him in the ring, or out of the ring, because in both scenarios, he acts like an arrogant prick, as far as I'm concerned. So, tonight, Cody Covington is going to get shown by ME just exactly what he DOES NOT HAVE, and that's the utter determination to win. Tonight, me and Howell are going to bag us two loud-mouthed pretty boys, and have a great time beating some respect into their fuckin' skulls!

Rob DiMarco - Do you think Cody and Aaron can effectively function as a tag team??

The Hustler - I haven't thought about them as a team, nor do I care about them as a team. I want to beat them unmercifully individually, so that would lead you to the conclusion that I would want to beat the hell out of them as a team too. I've been in the tag ranks many times before, I've won 3 Tag Team titles in my career. Howell and I have been training this week, getting our styles blending, making sure we know where each other are going to be at all times during the match. Howell and I, we are ready; those two, I don't give a shit about it. Its not that weird of pairing, Schurr and Covington, because both area aspiring contenders, but in that will lie their downfall. Both want to impress the suits in the back, and the fans, to show them they have what it takes. Me and Howell, we just want to kick some ass and have a good time out there. I've already proven why I'm the number one contender on several occasions, those two still have to make up a LOT of ground. So, as a team, their own personal agendas definitely might clash with each other, so that could play into my hands. Tonight, as a team, Schurr and Covington are going to get a beating they ain't never going to forget, cause this simple little message will be smashed into their heads...............YOUR PAIN IS MY GAIN!!!!!!!!!

Rob DiMarco - Alright, good luck in your match! Over to you Rachel!

["Lithium" by Nirvana blasts through the speakers, as "Crystal Clear" Cody Covington steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

Chris Myers - And his partner... standing 6'1" and weighing in at 197 pounds, from Cameron, North Carolina, Aaron Schurr!

["From This Day" by Machine Head blasts through the speakers, as Aaron Schurr steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

Chris Myers - And their opponents... Introducing first, standing 6'4" and weighing in at 248 pounds, from Greenwich, Conneticuit, "The Seat Seller" Thurston Howell!

["Faith" by Limp Bizkit blasts through the speakers, as "The Seat Seller" Thurston Howell steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

Chris Myers - And his partner... standing 6'4" and weighing in at 242 pounds, from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, The Hustler!

["Walk" by Pantera blasts through the speakers, as The Hustler steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

The Informer - It looks like Thurston Howell is going to start this one off against Aaron Schurr... They lock up!

Vic Canon - Aaron Schurr with a knee to the stomach... DDT!! Howell goes down!! Schurr grabs Howell by the legs....

Eddie Sensation - LOOK OUT!!

The Informer - OH! Schurr just slingshot Howell across the ring, and Howell landed face first into a turnbuckle!!

Vic Canon - Aaron Schurr lifts Howell to his feet, and throws him to the ropes!

Eddie Sensation - OH! Spinning Heel Kick by Schurr!

The Informer - Howell is back on his feet... Schurr whips him to the ropes again.....

Vic Canon - A clothesline attempt by Schurr is ducked... Howell bounces off the ropes...

Eddie Sensation - Howell leap frog's over Schurr, and tags in The Hustler!

The Informer - Schurr didn't see the tag!! Howell bounces off the ropes again, and Schurr turns around.... OH!! THE HUSTLER WITH A MISSLE DROPKICK OFF THE TOP!!

Vic Canon - Aaron Schurr didn't see it coming!!! Hustler goes for the cover... 1.... 2..... No! Schurr kicks out!

Eddie Sensation - Wait a minute, here comes Dino Delsante!!

The Informer - He's making his way down here in a hurry!!

Vic Canon - Look at the look on his face! He looks like he's about to kill someone!!

Eddie Sensation - Maybe it's time for revenge on Howell!!

The Informer - Uh-oh! Now Dino has a chair!! WHAM!!! OH GOD!! THURSTON HOWELL JUST COLLAPSED TO THE FLOOR!!

Vic Canon - DINO'S NOT DONE!! HE'S GOT HOWELL ON HIS FEET....... IRON CITY DROP ONTO THE BARE CONCRETE FLOOR!!!!

Eddie Sensation - HAHAHAHA!! YES!!!! I LOVE IT!!!!

The Informer - Dino Delsante is yelling in Thurston Howell's face!! He's gone crazy!!

Vic Canon - Wait a minute, the referee is coming to the outside!! He's telling Dino Delsante to get out of here!

Eddie Sensation - No... NO! You can't do that!! HE'S A 3D MEMBER!!!

The Informer - Look in the ring guys!! Aaron Schurr and Cody Covington are double teaming The Hustler!! They're laying the boots to The Hustler!!

Vic Canon - Wait a minute... Cody Covington just pulled something out of his boot!! He's got brass knuckles!!!

Eddie Sensation - Wait a minute! Dino Delsante is out on the floor! WHAT HAPPENED?!?!

The Informer - Howell kicked him in the nuts! I saw it in the corner of my eye!! Covington is still beating on Hustler with the brass knuckles!! The ref is on the outside, he doesn't see anything!!

Vic Canon - Howell throws Delsante in the ring.... The ref is in the ring, he can't maintain controll!

Eddie Sensation - It's havoc in the ring!! The Syndicate are getting their asses kicked!!

The Informer - THERE'S THE BELL!!!

Eddie Sensation - WHAT?!?!

Chris Myers - Ladies and Gentlemen, the referee has informed me that this match has been ruled a No Contest!

Vic Canon - Nobody is stopping!! The assault continues!!

Eddie Sensation - Where's Schurr going??

The Informer - Aaron Schurr is leaving the ring!! He's walking up the ramp!! But Covington is continuing to beat on The Hustler!

Vic Canon - Dino Delsante rolls out of the ring! He's also leaving, but through the crowd instead!!

Eddie Sensation - OH!! HOWELL JUST CLOTHESLINED COVINGTON OUT OF THE RING!!!

The Informer - Finally, the ring has been cleared!! Just The Syndicate remain in the ring.

Vic Canon - Thurston Howell is helping The Hustler to his feet... And both men raise their arms!! Listen to the crowd!!

Eddie Sensation - Ahhh nonsense! Screw the fans, they don't know anything!

The Informer - Well fans, we have to take our LAST commercial break of the night! Don't go away! We'll be RIGHT back for Tom Stone vs. Zed!!

Zed - I'm both mentally and physically prepared for Tom Stone. As far as confidence goes...well, let's just say that I'm confident in the fact that I can easily take Stone out, but not so confident in the fact that our match will be clean cut and fair.

Rob DiMarco - What about what Stone said about his backup plan?? Will you be looking out for Tom's thugs?? Because you've gotta be thinking... He made it Extreme Rules for a reason!

Zed - I'll be looking out for Tom's thugs alright. Believe me, while I'm making Tom scream and cry like a little girl, I'll be scanning the outside of the ring as well. I'm ready for just about anything, but there's always the possibility that things won't go in my favor. Should things start looking ugly for me on account of Stone's "backup" plan, then I'd like to bid the EWA farewell right now, and say that it was fun, but I guess my comeback never could hit fullswing. But rest assured fans, I'll be doing everything I can to make sure I win Santoro back. Tom's going to have to have the entire Canadian army come out to help him kick me out of the EWA. I won't be going down without a fight, and win or lose, tonight I'll be sure to leave Tom Stone Unforgiven!

Rob DiMarco - Well, good luck Zed!

Tom Stone - ......Zed.... Do you think this is a game?? Do you like trying to mess with my head?? Do you like creating lies about my past, and sending women to my office telling me that they're pregnant with my child?? DO YOU THINK THIS IS A JOKE?!?! ....Zed, you've put me through hell over the last few weeks... My wife has left me, my friends think I'm a PSYCHO, and I have nephews and neices telling me that Zed is going to KICK MY ASS on Tuesday. But, NO, they're WRONG. What I have planned for you, Zed, is something that you've NEVER EVEN DREAMED OF! Zed, you've brought out a demon in me.... And tonight, you're going to feel what HELL IS ALL ABOUT.

Rachel Stevens - Just one more question Tom.... What about this back-up plan you've been talking about?? Can you explain??

Tom Stone - Back-Up plan??? BACK-UP PLAN?? DO YOU THINK I'M GOING TO NEED A BACK-UP PLAN?? TONIGHT, I PROMISE TO RIP ZED INTO A HUNDRED PEICES, AND KICK HIS ASS OUT OF THE EWA ONE LAST TIME.

Rachel Stevens - This one is going to be violent.... Back to ringside....

["Personal Jesus" by Depeche Mode blasts through the speakers, as Zed steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

Chris Myers - And his opponent... from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, he is the Owner of the Extreme Wrestling Association, Tom Stone!

["My Own Summer" by Deftones blasts through the speakers, as Tom Stone steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

The Informer - WOW... I think it's safe to say that he's FUCKING PISSED!

Vic Canon - Guys, I'm honestly scared to watch this match...

Eddie Sensation - How bad could it be? Stone is a wuss!!

The Informer - OH SHIT!!! TOM STONE JUST JUMPED AT ZED!!! HE'S GOT HIS FINGERS IN ZED'S EYES!!

Vic Canon - OH!! Zed just threw him off, and Stone landed on the other side of the ring!!

Eddie Sensation - Wait a minute.... Stone is back up on his feet!

The Informer - He charges at Zed again... OH!! ZED WITH A BIG BOOT TO THE FACE OF TOM STONE!! DID YOU SEE HIS HEAD BOUNCE OFF THE MAT?!?!

Vic Canon - BUT WAIT.... HE'S UP AGAIN!!! I CAN'T BELEIVE THIS!!!

Eddie Sensation - Stone charges at Zed again.... OH!!! ZED WITH A KICK TO THE NUTS!!!

The Informer - STONE IS DOWN NOW!! And he's not getting up!!

Vic Canon - Hold on.... Zed is signaling to the back! What the hell??

Eddie Sensation - Who the?? HEY! THAT'S THE PREGNANT WOMAN!!!

The Informer - No, that's the woman who SAYS she has Stone's child! But, as I said in my last Spoiler Issue, it was all a lie to gain Stone's trust!

Vic Canon - She's walking down here with a picture frame in her hand! What's up with that?!

Eddie Sensation - Who the hell is that in the picture??

The Informer - That's... That's.... Oh shit... It's a picture of STONE'S WIFE!!!

Vic Canon - You mean, Ex-Wife!

Eddie Sensation - Hahaha!!

The Informer - The woman hands Zed the picture... Stone is almost on his feet! Zed is waiting!!

Vic Canon - Stone is on his feet! He turns around.... ZED CHARGES!!

Eddie Sensation - OH SHIT!!! POWDER TO THE EYES OF ZED!!!!

The Informer - LISTEN TO THE CROWD!! TOM STONE IS IN CONTROL, AND HE'S GOT THE PICTURE FRAME!!!

Vic Canon - OH SHIT!! DID YOU SEE THAT?! TOM JUST SPIT ON THE PICTURE OF HIS EX-WIFE!!!

Eddie Sensation - HAHAHAHA!!!

The Informer - STONE WINDS UP..... OH!!!! HE SHATTERS IT OVER ZED'S HEAD!! DID YOU SEE THE IMPACT?!?!?!

Vic Canon - DAMN RIGHT I DID!!!

Eddie Sensation - Look out!! That woman is in the ring!! She's got a steel chair!!!

The Informer - WHAM!!! SHE JUST NAILED STONE WITH THE CHAIR!! STONE IS OUT COLD!!!

Vic Canon - SHE'S NOT DONE YET!!! SHE'S DRAGGING ZED ON TOP OF STONE!!!

Eddie Sensation - YES!! COME ON!! COUNT THE THREE!!!

The Informer - 1........ 2....... NO!!! STONE KICKED OUT!! STONE KICKED OUT!!! I CAN'T BELEIVE IT!!!!

Vic Canon - NIETHER CAN ZED!!! HE'S UP, AND HE'S PISSED!!!!!

Eddie Sensation - LOOK OUT!! ZED'S BLEEDING, AND HE'S PISSED!! NOW HE'S GOT PICTURE FRAME IN HIS HAND!! IT STILL HAS GLASS IN IT!!!

The Informer - I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!!! WHAM!! WHAM!! WHAM!! HOW MANY PEOPLE CAN ACTUALLY SAY THEY BEAT THE LIVING HELL OUT OF THEIR BOSSES FOR A LIVING!!

Vic Canon - LOOK AT THE BLOOD POURING FROM THE FACE OF TOM STONE!! THIS MATCH HAS GONE FAR AND BEYOND ANY STIPULATIONS! DO YOU THINK ZED CARES ABOUT SANTORO RIGHT NOW? YOU THINK TOM CARES ABOUT FORCING ZED OUT OF THE EWA RIGHT NOW?? AT THIS VERY MOMENT, THESE MEN JUST WANNA KILL EACH OTHER!!

Eddie Sensation - DAMN!! ZED JUST CHOPPED STONE ACROSS THE CHEST! AND NOW HE TOSSES HIM�. OH DAMN!! THAT IRISH WHIP WAS SO INTENSE THAT IT SENT TOM OUT OF THE RING!!

The Informer - I think the referee is beginning to fear for Tom Stone's life! This match is actually becoming that dangerous!

Vic Canon - It's true, Informer! EWA official Lance King is heading to the outside of the ring to check on Tom Stone instead of doing the normal routine of simply counting him out!

Eddie Sensation - Zed is in the ring catching a breather at this point in time! And he deserves it. He's fighting for revenge� and his own personal pride. Not many people like this guy, but� but� WHO THE HELL??

The Informer - THE SEXY MF'S??? WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY DOING HERE?? "THE CORNERSTONE" DINO DELSANTE AND "THE DIAMOND STUD" NICK DIAMANTE HAVE BOTH ENTERED THE RINGSIDE AREA VIA THE CROWD!! WHAT BUSINESS DO THEY HAVE HERE??

Vic Canon - OH MY GOD!! LEAVE� LEAVE HIM ALONE NICK!!! NICK DIAMANTE JUST GRABBED THE RING BELL HAMMER FROM CHRIS MYERS!!

Eddie Sensation - WHAT ARE THESE GUYS GONNA DO HERE!!! ZED HASN'T SPOTTED THEM! NOR HAS TOM STONE OR THE OFFICIAL WHO IS ON THE OPPOSITE SIDE OF THE RING CHECKING OUT TOM STONE!

The Informer - HEY!! HEY!!! DINO DELSANTE IS CLIMBING THE ROPES BEHIND ZED!!! NICK DIAMANTE JUST SLID INTO THE RING, SNEAKING UP BEHIND ZED!!

Vic Canon - WHAT THE HELL??? NICK IS SNEAKING UP ON ZED� HE TAPS ZED ON THE SHOULDER� ZED TURNS AROUND� WHAM!!! GOOD LORD!! "THE DIAMOND STUD" JUST NAILED ZED OVER THE HEAD WITH THAT BELL HAMMER!! NICK HAS A HOLD OF ZED NOW� AND HE'S� WHAT IS THIS??

Eddie Sensation - WE'RE ABOUT TO SEE A LITTLE TASTE OF SEX AND VIOLENCE MY FRIENDS!! NICK HAS ZED IN A VERTICLE SUPL� NO! JACKHAMMER!! AND "THE CORNERSTONE" COMES OFF THE TOP WITH FROG SPLASH!! MY GOD!! WHAT A MOVE!! BUT I DON'T GET IT!!??

The Informer - WHY IS THE 3D HELPING TOM STONE?? OR ARE THEY ACTUALLY JUST DOING IT TO RID THE EWA ONCE MORE OF ZED??

Vic Canon - ZED HAS ALWAYS MADE HIS APPARENT HATRED FOR DEUCE PUBLIC!! SO THAT MUST BE THE REASON WHY!! I HONESTLY CAN'T SEE TOM STONE SIDING WITH THE 3D!!

Eddie Sensation - Look at them! Dino and Nick are calmly walking over to the referee and Tom Stone who are out on the floor. I� I don't get it! They're actually concerned for Tom Stone's well being here? Why??

The Informer - Nick and Dino, along with the referee are all concerned over Tom's condition here. Tom is moving� he's bleeding. But it looks like Dino and Nick are desperately trying to revive him.

Vic Canon - You heard that! Dino is trying to encourage the ref that Tom is fine! Nick just lifted Tom to his feet and is making sure he's alright.

Eddie Sensation - THIS IS TOO WEIRD! Nick just pushed Tom into the ring! I have a feeling that this is all pure hatred towards Zed! Because there is no reason at all for The Sexy MF's to feel the need to help Tom, is there??

The Informer - Tom is in the ring, and he's inching towards Zed who is out cold!

Vic Canon - CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS GUYS?? TOM IS ABOUT TO PIN ZED!! THE REF IS BACK IN THE RING!!

Eddie Sensation - MY GOD!!! ARE YOU SERIOUS??

The Informer - STONE MAKES THE COVER BY DRAPING HIS ARM OVER ZED'S CHEST!! THE REF IS IN POSITION�1 �2 �3!!! THREE!! THREE!! THREE!! TOM STONE HAS JUST DEFEATED ZED!!!

Vic Canon - ZED IS OUT OF THE EWA??? ONCE AGAIN!! ZED HAS BEEN SCREWED OUT OF THE EWA!!

Eddie Sensation - THE SEXY MF'S ARE UP IN THE RING, AND THEY'RE HELPING TOM BACK UP TO HIS FEET!!

Chris Myers - And the winner of this match, Tom Stone!!

The Informer - DELSANTE AND DIAMANTE HAVE STONE ON HIS FEET AND THEY'RE RAISING HIS HANDS!! DOES THIS MEAN THAT TOM STONE HAS JOINED THE 3D??? WHAT COULD THIS MEAN??

Vic Canon - IF THAT IT THE TRUTH, THE EWA IS READY TO TURN INTO A HELL ON EARTH!!

Eddie Sensation - I HOPE THIS IS THE TRUTH!!! I HOPE TOM HAS JOINED THE 3D!!

The Informer - FANS, I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT'S GOING ON HERE!! I GUESS WE'LL HAVE TO WAIT AND SEE!! WE'VE RUN OUT OF TIME!! FOR VIC CANON AND EDDIE SENSATION THIS IS THE INFORMER SAYING� WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED HERE? GOODNIGHT!