The Informer - THOUSANDS OF FANS HAVE PACKED INTO THE NUTTER CENTER IN DAYTON OHIO!

Vic Canon - And they're going to get their money's worth tonight... Thats for sure!

Eddie Sensation - Thats because 3D will be well represented tonight in the 8 Man Tag Team Elimination Match! Nicky D, Dino D, and Enzo will all be in that match! WOOHOO!!

The Informer - Thats right folks! Tonight, it will be Fallen Angel, Enzo, Thurston Howell & The Hustler teaming up to face The Wildman, Nick Diamante, Dino Delsante & Chris Jericho! What a match that's going to be!

Vic Canon - Yeah yeah.... But don't forget! Tonight is ZED vs. TOM STONE!! I CAN'T WAIT!

Eddie Sensation - OH YEAH!! THAT'S GONNA BE GREAT!!!

The Informer - In addition to all that, we have the EWA Tag Team Titles on the line, as Extreme Velocity defends against Anatomy of Perfection!

Vic Canon - Bottom line, this card is going to be great!!

The Informer - Listen to this crowd! They're going insane!

Vic Canon - Another great crowd on hand for Tuesday Night Heat! The EWA's fans are loyal that's for sure!

Eddie Sensation - Nah, all these old perverted men are whistling at Stevens. And I can't say I blame them!

The Informer - Come on, Eddie... the night has only begun! Calm your flaring hormones and get your hands of your bulging manhood!

Rachel Stevens - We're only a few weeks away from Any Means Necessary where the entire Extreme Wrestling Association will have their eyes, hearts and minds set on one thing.... The EWA World Heavyweight Title! And the man I'm about to speak to right now is at the top of the list! Ladies and gentlemen, please join me in welcoming... The Hustler!

[The arena is immediately enveloped in a sea of blackness, as the arena lights go out, at the mention of the number one contender's name. Fans jump to their feet and being to scream their heads off, awaiting The Hustler. Suddenly, huge blue, red, and silver pyro explodes intermittenly along the entrance ramp and above the ring, quickly followed by the roar of "Walk" by Pantera blasting through the arena. Smoke billows at the top of the entrance ramp, creating an eerie mist. Out of the smoke comes walking out The Hustler, and the volume of cheers rise even louder. He slowly walkes down the entrance ramp, slapping the hands of fans leaning over the guard rails. He is dressed in baggy dark blue jeans, the latest "The Hustler" t-shirt just introduced, and a pair of Adidas cross-trainers. He enters the ring via the steel steps and walks over to Rachel Stevens, who waits patiently in the ring.]

The Informer - The fans here love The Hustler! He's been on a huge roll as of late!

Vic Canon - That's right, because many fans feel that he is the uncrowned and rightful EWA Heavyweight Champion!

Eddie Sensation - He came close, but close doesn't cut it here in the EWA! If he's a real champ like everyone says he is, he would have had The Syndicate come out and watch is back during his title match! It's his own fault Vinny D attacked him!

The Informer - I beg to differ!

Rachel Stevens - Welcome Hustler! It sure is safe to say that these fans love you!

The Hustler - Well, the feelings are mutual here tonight Cleveland!!! Each and every night, I'm out here, not just because I love this sport to death, but to entertain great EWA fans like this. Tell you what Cleveland....tonight, YOU (He begins to circle around, arm extended and pointing to the crowd on all sides) are the honorary member of The Syndicate tonight!!!

[Fans go absolutely insane at Hustler's proposition. Rachel waits until they calm down before continuing.]

Rachel Stevens - Tell me, Hustler... many fans feel that you are being ripped off with this "Any Means Necessary" pay-per-view. You are the only rightful number 1 contender in the EWA right now, yet practically the entire EWA roster will be number 1 contenders on the night of "Any Means Necessary". How do you feel about that?

The Hustler - Well, I think it sucks, quite frankly. I earned the spot of Number One Contender for the EWA Heavyweight Title; I fought long and hard. I've paid my dues, Rachel, but now, NOW....I don't know what the EWA is trying to pull. I guess the suits in the back want to make sure that I'll be the toughest champion they have had here in the EWA, cause everyone knows I'm going to tear through the goddam EWA roster on March 26th, at "Any Means Necessary", and get what it rightfuly mine, the damn TITLE!!!! Twenty guys, forty guys, ONE HUNDRED damn guys, it don't matter to me. Every last piece of utter wrestling garbage that steps up to the plate will just get tossed aside, as I ascend to greatness and become the toughest damn EWA Heavyweight Champion there EVER was! The odds, sure, they are against me, but I don't give a flying fuck, you know why? 'Cause every punk that is signed up for that event doesn't have a snowball's chance in Hell of taking out a determined and pissed off Hustler. At "Any Means Necessary", I will walk out a deserving and feared EWA Heavyweight Champion!

Rachel Stevens - When it comes to "Any Means Necessary", have you and your Syndicate buddies figured out a strategy? Or are you more involved with getting your hands on the 3 Dimensions of Wrestling?

The Hustler - Well, at the PPV, since we do hate their fuckin' guts, we'll probably be more inclined to go after those inconceivably annoying pricks, 3D, but we all know there is something much greater at stake that beating the shit out of some greasy, untalented Italian assholes. Of course, I'm speaking of the Heavyweight title. I've talked to Justin Sane, Richard Dreyborn, and Thurston Howell, and we all are agreed that we want to bring the title to our group, no matter what waist it is around when it gets here. If its me who gets the gold, that's great. If its anybody else with The Syndicate, than I'll be happy as well. The strategy is plain and simple, get the damn belt in The Syndicate!

Rachel Stevens - What's going to happen if you guys beat the 3D and move on into the final match where the Heavyweight Title is on the line? Will The Hustler turn on his friends and do whatever it takes to be the champ... by any means necessary?

The Hustler - Now, Rachel, don't be trying to start some controversy here, as I know you love to do. I've talked it over with my boys, and like I said, we want the strap in OUR house. If it comes down to me and any of the rest of the Syndicate, well, of course we'll go at it. Its the top prize in this sport, and I would expect any of my boys to bow out of the ring. We'll fight it out, out of respect for that title, and whoever is the best man....well, then they deserve the title. I don't like to turn on my friends, unlike some people I know, *cough*Duece*cough*

Rachel Stevens - Tonight, we're going to witness a "Wildcard" 8-Man Elimintation match, just like the kinds we'll see at "Any Means Necessary". You will be teaming up with fellow Syndicate member Thurston Howell... as well as Fallen Angel and 3D member Big Enzo. How do you think you will fair against the team of The Sexy MF's, Chris Jericho and The Wildman?

The Hustler - I think first, Rachel, we need to look at my teammates, then we'll get to the opponents. First, we got Enzo. This guy is an Italian freak of nature, and is slower than molasses in winter. I mean, the guy is strong and all, but strength don't matter when you ain't got the speed, and you ain't got the brains, right Duece? I'll have to keep at bay while I'm kicking the crap out of the other team. Then, we got Fallen Angel, the EWA International Champion. Well, I guess I have to give him some respect for being the International champ, but not much. I don't have a personal problem with Angel right now, but I will tonight, if he gets in my way of tearing 3D down. Plus, all this K-CI Klan bullshit don't sit well with me. If he and Jericho start getting all uppity and cocky, then I'll have to drop them with some Lumberjack's End's to shut their mouths for the night. Then, we got my boy, "The Seat Seller" Thurston Howell. Damn, this guy impresses me more and more every time I step into the ring with him. This guy can kick some major ass, and all I can see for Howell is a steady rise to the top in the EWA. Now, the opponents, and let's start with Nick Diamante. Tonight, in this very ring, I want a piece of your ass! Me and you, bro, battling it out, that's the way I want it! Dino Delsante, you got a one-way ticket for the Stretcher Express, after Howell gets a hold of your punk ass tonight! As for Jericho and Wildman, those two can go do whatever the hell they want, cause I really don't give a shit about a guy dressed up like a mirrorball with a stupid-ass haircut, and a retarded goon with nothing better to do than to ramble on incoherently, and get his ass beat regularly in the ring! Tonight, all I want to do is beat Nick Diamante within an inch of his life, and put him in the hospital bed right next to the lame-duck EWA champ, Bigg Broken Duece! When the smoke clears tonight, you will see The Hustler and Thurston Howell will be standing victorious, cause The Syndicate is about the toughest bunch of muthafuckers to ever hit the EWA!

Rachel Stevens - Is there any possible strategy in this kind of a match?

The Hustler - Like I just said, I'm going to beat Diamante around until I feel like stopping, Howell is going to stomp a hole in Delsante, and its just that damn simple. Simplest strategy I can think of, just a pure beatdown on the those big-headed, loud-mouthed imbeciles known as 3D. If Extreme Velocity would like to get a piece of the action as well, they are more than welcome to come down and get them some of whoever! Tonight, it will be a war, but a war The Syndicate intends to win.

Rachel Stevens - Hustler, best of luck to you tonight!

The Hustler - Thank you, Rachel, but I don't think I'll need it, not with these thousands of Hustler fans backing me up. Tonight WILL BE an example of the events that will transpire at "Any Means Necessary", and that is The Syndicate continues beating the hell out of 3D, and anybody else who feels it necessary to feel first hand, from Extremity At Its Best, that........Cleveland, say it with me now...........YOUR PAIN IS MY GAIN!!!!!!!!

Mr. Johnson - Wocky Bwonde is cwazy! He ain't got no game! I'ma turn dis mudda out!

Rachel Stevens - What about Leroy? Will he get involved in this match??

Mr. Johnson - Lewoy is in da wocka woom. He a witto upset because he ain't got a match. He not cwying or anything, but he upset. I ain't one to gossip, but I heard he might make his pwesence known!

Rachel Stevens - Thank you for your time, and good luck in your match!

Rocky Blonde - Well Rob, personally I'm a little nervous but other then that I feel fine and I'm, ready to gout there and whoop some ass.

Rob DiMarco - Speaking of whooping ass tonight, you fight Mr. Johnson... A man who is really good friends with 3D and also with Leroy Johnson. Do you think any of these people might think of interfering in your match tonight?

Rocky Blonde - Well honestly, I know that Mr. Johnson was Deuce's bodyguard and since he ain't here anymore I don't think I have to worry about 3D coming down to the ring. As for Leroy, Mr. Johnson's bed buddy he might be a little bit of a problem, but it's not something that I'm going to worry about, you see I got my manager Joe here if anyone decides that they want to interfere in my match they got to go through Joe first.

Rob DiMarco - Well Rocky, your match his about to start do you have any last words that you want to say to Mr. Johnson?

Rocky Blonde - Of course I do. Mr. Johnson tonight is going to be my first match here in the EWA and there's no way in hell your going to spoil it by beating me. So Johnson watch yourself, cause your going to get hurt. Joe, I know you got my back and all, but if Leroy decides to come down to the ring throw him into the ring so I can beat the shit oout of both them. That shouldn't be to hard considering there both illiterate pieces of shit, who are at the grade 3 level. These guys must be the stupidist people I ever seen in my life. Now, get this dam camera out my face... I got a match to go to.

["Dangerous" by Busta Rhymes blasts through the speakers, as Mr. Johnson steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

Chris Myers - And his opponent... accompanied to the ring by Joe, standing 6'1" and weighing in at 235 pounds, from Harlem, New York, Rocky Blonde!

["Cowboys from Hell" by Pantera blasts through the speakers, as Joe and Rocky Blonde step out from behind the curtain and head towards the ring.]

The Informer - Here we go!

Vic Canon - Remember... It's Rocky Blonde's FIRST EWA Match!

Eddie Sensation - Yeah... Let's watch the rookie buckle under the pressure! HA HA!

The Informer - SPEAR by Rocky Blonde! Mr. Johnson is down already!

Vic Canon - Blonde is now throwing the fists to the face of Mr. Johnson!

Eddie Sensation - C'mon ref! That's illigal!

The Informer - Rocky Blonde picks up Mr. Johnson... OH! Sidewalk Slam!

Vic Canon - He goes for the cover... 1.... 2..... No! Mr. Johnson just gets his shoulder up!

Eddie Sensation - Phew!

The Informer - Rocky Blonde picks him up to his feet.... Neckbreaker!! Mr. Johnson goes down again!

Vic Canon - Hey, where the hell is Leroy? Shouldn't he be out here with Mr. Johnson?

Eddie Sensation - Yeah! Good point.

The Informer - OH! Pliedriver by Rocky Blonde sends Mr. Johnson down again! Rocky picks up Mr. Johnson, and whips him to the corner! Mr. Johnson goes into the corner face first!

Vic Canon - Rocky Blonde climbs to the top.... OH! Reverse DDT! What a setup! Rocky Blonde goes for the pin... 1..... 2..... OH! Johnson JUST got out!

Eddie Sensation - COME ON ELROY!

The Informer - Elroy Johnson, brother of Leroy Johnson!

Vic Canon - Rocky Blonde picks him up to his feet... He pulls him to the corner, and sits him in on the top rope!

Eddie Sensation - What the hell is he going to do?!

The Informer - Blonde climbs to the top...... OH!!! WHAT A MOVE!!!

Vic Canon - THAT WAS THE ENTRANCE TO PARADISE!!

Eddie Sensation - Who?

The Informer - Rocky Blonde goes for the cover.... 1...... 2...... 3!!!

Chris Myers - And the winner of this match, Rocky Blonde!

Vic Canon - Rocky Blonde has picked up a win in his first ever EWA Match!!

Eddie Sensation - Don't worry! He'll pay for this one!!

["Mamma Said Knock You Out" by LL Cool J blasts through the speakers, as Leroy comes running down the ramp! He slides into the ring....]

The Informer - LOOK OUT! IT'S LEROY!

Vic Canon - Leroy swings for a clothesline! Rocky ducks, and lifts him in a belly-to-back position! Blonde puts him on the top rope!

Eddie Sensation - OH SHIT!

The Informer - He sets him up...... OH!!! ENTRANCE TO PARADISE!!!

Vic Canon - Rocky Blonde rolls out of the ring... Smart move!!

Eddie Sensation - Damn right it is... or else he'll get a beating worse then he's ever had!

The Informer - This guy is pretty impressive! He's taken out both the Big Johnsons in one night!

Eddie Sensation - SO?!

The Informer - Well folks, as the Big Johnsons leave the ring, we're going to send it backstage where Tom Stone is preparing for his match with Zed!

Trainer - When he goes for Unforgoten kick him in the sack!

Tom Stone - It's called Unforgiven you lame brain!!

Trainer - Oh..... Just stick him Mr. Stone!! Stick and move baby and you own him! You got the speed, you got the power, you got the looks.... And your name is on his pay checks!

Tom Stone - Just shut your mouth you overpaid slime ball and tape my fists like you're told......

[Suddenly a few police officers walk into Tom Stones office. There is a black officer, a white officer, a small mexican officer and a tall, muscular officer who approaches Stone. Stone sees them and jumps to his feet.]

Tom Stone - Hey! You guys cant arrest me yet! We didnt even get in the ring! Plus.... I have diplomatic immunity! I'm like a Canadian Ambassador dammit!!

Cop - Easy Mr. Stone, we're not here about Zed... Although we would just like to tell you to keep it within the boundaries of the law tonight when you go against him. We're well aware of what has gone on between you two and this should end it in the ring. There is a large audience tonight and we have a few celebrities, in fact I even heard Rodney Dangerfield is here! But we're not here about Zed, we're here about your wife.

Tom Stone - I know Rodney Dangerfield is here tonight! And watch the way you talk to me, I'm the owner of a fortune 500 company and I think I know what the boundaries of the law are, I didn't become a billionaire reading MAD magazine and crapping on the side of my house you dick head. Besides, I told you assholes I had nothing to do with her being taken!! What more do you want from me? Why dont you do your damn jobs and find her!!

Cop - That's the thing sir... We got this in the mail today. It's a video tape. It came in a gift wraped package that had your name on it. When we opend it up it was marked with a sticky note that had a pink D on it.

Tom Stone - D?? What's that for?

Cop - Are you familiar with the man known as Divine.....

Tom Stone - Oh Jesus God no......

Cop - We've been after him for months now. He is the very definition of "sexual deviant" and tonight would be a perfect time for him to strike you. After your name was cleared he was our number one suspect. He had a motive, and was seriously demented enough to do something like this.

Tom Stone - Well what's on that tape??

Cop - We decided to wait and watch it with you...

Tom Stone - Well put it in the VCR you idiot!!

[The cop puts the tape in. Strange music begins to play and Tom Stone's wife is sitting a large bed. She's drinking wine and is wearing all kinds of pearls and diamonds.]

Mrs. Stone - Hello Tom.... I decided to send you this after I saw what you did on the Pay-Per-View.... You ran that poor defenseless old man off the road and nearly killed him with your big gun!

Cop - Now THAT is something we'd like to talk to you about!!

Tom Stone - SHUT UP!! What's she saying?!?

Mrs. Stone - Tom, I've got to tell you something. This was a long time coming, and it was long before the whole thing with Zed and the pregnant girl. I was the one who took the EWA camera man so I could give you this message. And I was the one who made the phone call at the Pay-Per-View. IT WAS ME TOM!! IT WAS ME THE WHOLE DAMN TIME! You think you can control people?? Well I found a man you can't control! He's an animal in the sack and I love him! Tom.... I want a divorce....

Tom Stone - YOU BITCH!!!

Mrs. Stone - I've found a new man.... Someone who can fullfill my sexual needs!!

Cop - Well I guess Divine is no longer a suspect!

Mrs. Stone - In fact Tom... The man who's been fucking me for the past YEAR is going to be at HEAT tonight! That's right, I said A YEAR! I've been cheating on your ass for a year! Did you really expect me to stay loyal to you when you're on the road 280 days a year???

[Tom Stone looks like he's about to explode. The EWA owner has never been seen this angry before on EWA television. His hands are squeezed so tightly together that they are turning blue. He's grinding his teeth as he waits for his wife to say who is her lover.]

Mrs. Stone - IT'S RODNEY DANGERFIELD!!!

Cop - Mr. Stone.... Calm down......

Tom Stone - GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY!!!

[Stone knocks the Police over and runs down the hallway towards Dangerfield's locker room. He finds the door with a star on it that says "Rodney Dangerfield" and looks in. Dangerfield is sitting at a table smoking a cigar talking to some guys.]

Rodney Dangerfield - Guys I gotta tell ya, Stone's wife could suck a golfball throw a 12 foot long hose! This broad got a set of legs that could crack a nut.... Believe me I know! I dont know how a Canadian pecker head like Tom Stone could of got a chick like that. She told me they used to have to do it Doggy Style all the time so he could watch the hockey game!

[Stone screams as he runs into the room. He tips the table over and slams Dangerfields head into the wall. He scoops up Rodney and body slams him to the ground then starts to punch him in the face numerous times. The Police rush into the room and grab Stone. They slam him against the wall and handcuff him. The 3 other Police stay behind and help Rodney while the other officer takes Stone to the Police Car.]

Cop - What the hell were you thinking Mr. Stone?

Tom Stone - I.... I dont know what I'm thinking anymore..... I've lost my potential child, and my wife in a matter of weeks.... and now I'm on my way to jail.... I feel like I'm losing my mind.... These handcuffs are really tight, could you please take them off?

Cop - I can't do that sir, you're a serious threat to yourself and others. Before I put you in the Squad Car I have to give you a pat down Mr. Stone.

Tom Stone - Are you serious? You're really going to take me to jail? What about my match with Zed?? I don't have any weapons on me!

Cop - It's just procedure.

[Tom Stone assumes the postion as the officer pats him down. But something strange happens.....]

Cop - MMMMMMMM!! What a firm buttox you have Tommy!! You dont know how long I've waited to do that!!

Tom Stone - Sweet Jesus..... IT'S YOU!!!!

[The Cop stands up and takes off his hat. He starts to unbutton his shirt to reveal a large heart that is painted on his chest that says "Tommy 4 Life" This isnt a Cop.... IT'S DIVINE!!!]

Tom Stone - SOMEBODY HELP!!! I'M HANDCUFFED AND THIS ISNT A REAL COP!!!

Divine - Save your voice for latter Tommy.... You'll be screaming at the top of your lungs tonight!

Tom Stone - YOU WERE BEHIND THIS ALL ALONG??

Divine - Oh yes! Your wife was cheating on you with Rodney Dangerfield, but I was the one who persuaded her to send you the video tape.... Just to send you over the edge just a little bit more!! But enough about your ex-wife.... Why dont you get in the back of that Cop Car with your future wife??

Tom Stone - You'll have to kill me before I do that!!

Divine - Now why would I want to kill my true love? Even though you did fire me you rotten little rascal! But talk is cheap, and those handcuffs are so kinky! I'm so hot right now! Let's get a warm up in before your big match with Zed!

[Stone knees Divine in the nuts then runs behind the Cop Car.]

Divine - EEEK! Ouch..... Ooooh.... Tommy..... you.... you hit me right in my sweets..... DO IT AGAIN!!

[Stone trips Divine as he runs towards him. While Divine is on the ground recovering Stone runs back to the Police. They are coming out of Rodney Dangerfields locker room.]

Tom Stone - Get these fuckin cuffs off me! There's a queer chasing me! GET THEM OFF NOW!! .......ARE YOU DEAF??

[Two of the Cops turn their backs and leave. The small Mexican Cop is just staring at Stone.]

Tom Stone - What?? You no speak english?? Get the fuckin cuffs off of me! Wait second....

[Stone takes a good look at this Cop and realizes who it is.]

Divine - Grab him Tito!!

[Stone kicks Tito in the stomach and grabs the keys as they fall. He frantically tries to uncuff himself but realizes he can't do it. Suddenly an EWA fan walks up.]

Fan - HOLY SHIT! Tom Stone!

Tom Stone - Kid, you gotta help me! Get these cuffs off me!

[Stone looks closer and sees the Kid is wearing a Zed shirt.]

Fan - FUCK YOU STONE!! ZED IS GONNA KICK YOUR ASS TONIGHT!!

Divine - No.... Divine is going to lick his ass tonight!!

[The fan runs away as Divine and Tito hold Tom Stone down. They hover over his body and lick their lips. Stone begins to shake as if he's going into a convulsion then suddenly breaks the handcuffs!]

Tom Stone - AAAAAAARRRRRRR!!!!

Divine - RUN TITO!! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!

[Divine and Tito run into the Cop Car and speed out of the parking lot. As the speed away Tom Stone grabs onto the top of the car. He's punching the roof and screaming, but they make the turn quickly and Stone falls off the car. He rolls a few times and gets up. He goes to chase them but EWA officials hold him back. Tom Stone unleashes a profanity laced tirade that would make Andre Dice Clay embarrassed. The EWA censors try to air it out but fail.]

Tom Stone - *air* FUCK *air* SHIT *air* BITCH *air* COCK SUCKING MOTHER FUCKIN WHORES *air* EAT YOUR MOTHERS PUSSIES *air* SHIT EATING *air* COCK LOVING HOMOS *air* FAGETY ASS BITCHES *air*

[They cut away quickly to the announce team who are stunned by what just took place.]

The Informer - OH.... MY.... GOD.....

Vic Canon - I can't beleive what we just saw.... Folks... We'll be right back....... Jesus christ...

Aaron Schurr - Ladies and Gentlemen, let me introduce to you, the NEW EWA North American Champion...

[The lights flicker off and on for a moment and then stay on as "Sugar" by System of a Down kicks in over the loudspeakers. Through the curtains walks Nuno Nitrowalawitz, with a little swagger in his walk he makes his way down to the ring.]

Aaron Schurr - That's right fans of the EWA, I am handing over my EWA North American championship belt to... Nuno. The question why is probably going through your heads right now, and I'll tell you why. First, this man help me dismantle Ayden Caldato in our match, and then again during Nuno's and mine match, we preceded to pummle Ayden Caldato, now let me ask you a question... where is Ayden Caldato now? NOT HERE!!! Looks like he didn't show at house shows or show up for interviews cause he knew that I was going to be around, it seems to me like he was scared... scared of me! Looks like that's two people that have been so frightened of me, so in fear of there lives when I'm around, that they have left the EWA because of it. First, in my opening match to win my way into the EWA, and the EWA North American Championship, I destroyed Denial, and soon after, he ran far far away from the EWA, and now Ayden Caldato has ran in fear of me. I am a human wrecking machine, I am a force to be reckoned with, no one can stop me... no one WILL stop me, I am an immovable stone in the EWA, you can try and chisel me, you can try to to break me apart, but I gaurantee you, that you will not destroy me, you will not stop me, you will not reach the level that I am at, my strength is beyond all of yours, and the funniest part.... I am only, quote, unquote.... a rookie. You so called wrestlers are pathetic, and in handing over my EWA North American Championship to Nuno, I have decided that it's time to look onto bigger and better things, things that make people recognize you... things that immortalize you... the EWA Heavyweight Championship. Sure, The Hustler or who ever has the number one contendership, but look at the next PPV, Any Means Necassary... Do you people realize just how easy it is going to be to be able to get into the match of the title? With skill like mine... you can't go wrong, and I will give you my word, that I WILL make it into that match. I'm not giving you my word on that I am the next Champion.... but watch out for Aaron Schurr EWA... all in my path will be Despondent by the time we cross on that dusty road, be forwarned!

[Aaron hands the North American Belt to Nuno as Nuno's face lights with glee. Nuno jumps up on the turn buckle in excitement and holds the belt high. Aaron leaves the ring as Nuno is still jumping from turnbuckle to turnbuckle celebrating his new found glory.]

Nuno Nitrowalawitz - I DID IT!!!! I DID IT!!! I did it ALL by myself!! I told you all a LONG TIME AGO, that one day I would be the EWA North American Champion! But you didn't beleive me... did you?? Well, I've finally proved you ALL wrong! So, you now might be thinking... Who will Nuno beat the hell out of next?! Well, it appears that I have a match tonight, against some idiot named....... Jason Chandler?? HA! What kind of idiot has a name like that?! Well, Jason, I'll tell you right now... This is a NON-TITLE MATCH, and after I beat the living hell out of you, you will NOT get a re-match!! Got me?! GOOD! So, lets start the beating!

Jason Chandler - Oh, Hello skank and welcome me back with open arms will ya?!? Tonight I face a man that has had well a slight problem in the EWA it seems that he is, ummm slightly brain damaged, but that's alright because I am back from the Orient for this one show only to take him out as a favor. Nuno, your the stupidest punk bitch I've ever seen in the business and I can't wait to make you cry from being X-Rated!

Rachel Stevens - If you just witnessed the interview with Aaron Schurr, you would have seen that Nuno was given the EWA North American Title! Meaning, he is the North American champion! Regardless of that fact, this match is a Non-Title Match... If you win, will you expect a title shot?

Jason Chandler - No, I dont care about the NA Title it basically says "Hey Your a Jobber" I dont need this I'll go to All Japan and beat Misawa for the belt, fuck that! Zed,Dino,Fallen Angel I'm waiting to be challenegd and until I do I'll be somewhere else!

Rachel Stevens - Back to ringside!

["FreakShow" Nuno Nirtowalawitz raises his arms above his head, as the crowd boo's him.]

Chris Myers - And his opponent... standing 6'2" and weighing in at 235 pounds, from Crediblity, New York, Jason Chandler!

["We Ready" by Master P & The No Limit Family blasts through the speakers, as Jason Chandler steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

The Informer - Well, we just finished hearing Nuno yap about how he's going to kick Jason Chandler's ass, so now lets see if he can do it!

Vic Canon - OH! THUMB TO THE EYE by Nuno!

Eddie Sensation - Hahaha!

The Informer - Nuno kicks him in the gut... DDT! And now Nuno is walking around celebrating!

Vic Canon - Jason Chandler is already up!

Eddie Sensation - TURN AROUND NUNO!!!

The Informer - OH!! Jason Chandler just bitch-slapped Nuno! Nuno is down in the corner! He's begging Jason for mercy!

Vic Canon - OH!!! NUNO WITH A LOW BLOW!

Eddie Sensation - YES!!!

The Informer - Nuno gets to his feet. He sets up Jason Chandler... Heart Punch! Jason Chandler goes down!

Vic Canon - Nuno bounces off the ropes... Elbow to the chest of Jason Chandler!

Eddie Sensation - Looks like the EWA North American Champion is teaching Jason Chandler a lesson!

The Informer - I still can't beleive that... Nuno Nitrowalawitz is the EWA North American Champion!

Vic Canon - That makes me shudder.... Nuno is on the top rope! Jason Chandler is still out in the middle of the ring.... Nuno jumps! OH! A Moonsault was attempted by Nuno, but Jason Chandler moved just in time!

Eddie Sensation - Now Jason Chandler is going to the top rope!

The Informer - MOONSAULT! RIGHT ON THE MONEY!

Vic Canon - Jason Chandler goes for the cover... 1..... 2..... No! Nuno has his foot on the bottom rope!

Eddie Sensation - Phew! Lets just remind ourselves that this is a Non-Title Match!!

The Informer - Yes Eddie... Jason Chandler scoops up Nuno! No! Nuno gets out of it, and lands on his feet! OH!!!! KNEE TO THE GROIN!!!

Vic Canon - Jason Chandler is down! Nuno bounces off the ropes... Leg Drop across the throat! Nuno goes for the cover.... 1..... 2..... OH! Jason Chandler kicks out!

Eddie Sensation - What a lucky kickout!

The Informer - Nuno picks up JC, and throws him to the ropes! Nuno misses a clothesline.... JC leapfrogs over Nuno!.... Nuno sets up for a back body drop....

Vic Canon - ....WAY TOO EARLY!!! Jason Chandler capitolizes...... OH!!! HE NAILED HIM WITH THE X-RATED!!! JASON CHANDLER GOES FOR THE PIN..... 1......

Eddie Sensation - NOOOO!!!

The Informer - 2..... 3!!!!

Chris Myers - And the winner of this match, Jason Chandler!

Vic Canon - Jason Chandler has defeated the EWA North American Champion in a Non-Title Match!

Eddie Sensation - Oooh!! Big deal! He still has the title! That's all that matters!

The Informer - Fans, don't go away! We'll be right back!!!

[The EWA Theme blasts through the speakers as Tom Stone makes his way to the ring....]

The Informer - Wow! What the hell is this?!

Vic Canon - We're about to find out!

Tom Stone - As you all saw, earlier this evening.... A videocassette was delivered to me... On this cassette was my wife, and I don't want to repeat what she said. I raced to that LOW LIFE, SCUM BAG Rodney Dangerfields locker room, and TORE HIM INTO TWO PEICES!!

[The crowd goes nuts!]

Eddie Sensation - He did, he did!

The Informer - Easy, Kirk Angel!

Tom Stone - The two "cops" that were with me, then arrested me. As it turned out, these two "cops" were none other then Divine and Tito...

[The crowd begins to boo...]

Tom Stone - Now, you might be asking yourself... What the hell is wrong with Tom Stone?? Didn't he realize who they were?? Well, when you're as PISSED OFF as I am, and as focussed as I was, you don't notice those things... Now, I'd like to direct your attention to the EWA Big Screen...

[The EWA Big Screen shows Tom Stone holding onto the car with Divine and Tito in it, and shows him falling off of it, and rolling across the street.]

Tom Stone - The moment this happened, I suffered many cuts and bruises to my body..... Enough cuts and bruises to keep me out of action until they heal!

[The crowd begins to boo strongly.]

Tom Stone - Yes, I know... You all wanted to see me beat the living HELL out of Zed tonight.... But, unfortunately, that can't happen. I am re-scheduling the match to NEXT week, on Tuesday Night Heat!

Vic Canon - I CAN'T WAIT!!

Tom Stone - ZED..... Don't think you're getting off easily!!! No, no no!! You see, I have BETTER plans for you tonight!! Plans for you to wrestle here in this ring tonight!! Thats right... You'll be fighting tonight, in ONE ON ONE action against "CRYSTAL CLEAR" CODY COVINGTON!

Eddie Sensation - OH SHIT!!!

The Informer - WOW!!! WHAT A MATCH!!!

Tom Stone - BUT WAIT!! I'm not done yet!! In this match with Cody Covington, there will be a referee!! ....Yes, a referee! But, it won't be any NORMAL EWA referee... No no no!! It will be none other then........

Vic Canon - WHO?!?!

Eddie Sensation - SHUT UP DAMMIT!

Tom Stone - ME, TOM STONE!!!!!

The Informer - OH MY GOD!! THE ODDS ARE STACKED AGAINST ZED!!! I LOVE IT!!!

Vic Canon - FINALLY, TOM STONE WILL GET SOME REVENGE ON ZED!!!

Tom Stone - SO, Zed... Once again, I will tell you.... IF YOU WANT TO LIVE IN A CARDBOARD BOX HOME, HAVE THE BALLS, AND MESS WITH TOM STONE!!!!!

[Tom Stone drops the mic, and heads backstage as The EWA Theme blares through the arena...]

Eddie Sensation - HAHAHHAHA!! I HAVEN'T HEARD THAT IN MONTHS!!!

The Informer - WOW!! WHAT A SURPRISE ADDITION TO TONIGHT'S CARD!!!

Vic Canon - Well, I don't know Informer! What's better? Tom Stone vs. Zed, or Cody Covington vs. Zed??

Eddie Sensation - Hmmm....

The Informer - Well, they're BOTH great matches!!

Vic Canon - I can't wait for that match! But, right now lets send it backstage to Rob DiMarco! Rob?

Ian Casten - No one can ever have enough confidence at anything Rob, but when it comes down to whos gonna win this match tonight, confidence speaks for itself. Tell me...when was the last time Extreme Velocity showed their faces Rob? I can't even remember! Tons of people may doubt me and Brandon when we say we will win the tag titles tonight, but if you were a true fan of Anatomy of Perfection you would know that without the shadow of a doubt we will be taking the titles back home! And there isn't one damn thing anybody can do about it! We deserve them more than any tag team does in the EWA! And if anybody wants to debate that then they can come straight to us and get their ass knocked out of alignement!

Rob DiMarco - Well... Good luck! Guys?

["Tonight The Stars Revolt" by Powerman 5000 blasts through the speakers, as Anatomy Of Perfection step out from behind the curtain and head towards the ring.]

Chris Myers - And their opponents... at a total combined weight of 540 pounds, the EWA Tag Team Champions, "The Interrogator" Richard Dreyborn and "The Extremist" Justin Sane, Extreme Velocity!

["Let's Get This Party Started" by Korn blasts through the speakers, as the crowd anticipates the arrival of the EWA Tag Team Champions, Extreme Velocity.]

The Informer - This should be an interesting one! We haven't seen Extreme Velocity in action in over 2 weeks!

Vic Canon - Well, it WOULD be interesting if they showed up!

Eddie Sensation - Yeah! What's going on?!

The Informer - I don't know... All I can say is that Extreme Velocity aren't coming out here!

Vic Canon - The ref doesn't know what to do! He's approaching the time keeper's table... Hold on, Myers has the mic!

Chris Myers - Ladies and Gentlemen, the referee has informed me that he has awarded the match to the Anatomy of Perfection! But, still EWA Tag Team Champions, Extreme Velocity!

Eddie Sensation - Aww, that sucked!

The Informer - Indeed... Well, I'm wondering where the hell Extreme Velocity have been the last 2 weeks! They've missed matches, interviews, and promos!

Vic Canon - Who knows... We're going to have to wait for an answer to that question!

Eddie Sensation - Well, now what?!

The Informer - Next up we have Cody Covington vs. Zed, with Tom Stone as the special guest referee!

Eddie Sensation - Sweet!

The Informer - Lets send it backstage....

Vic Canon - ...to Rachel Stevens!

Cody Covington - Feel? Well, I am sorta stunned. Me and ZeD have no beef but if I'm scheduled to wrestle him the bastard is going down, plain and simple. I could expect Stone to pull a stunt like this because he indeed doesn't have any balls of his own. So I guess he will just "use" me to get things done around here in the EWA. The same old stuff he has been doing to me my WHOLE career in this place. Stone you really out did yourself tonight by replacing yourself with the "Top Prospect." I am the ONLY man here in the EWA that can destroy the egotistical Covington "wannabe" ZeD. He may have been a "big shot" back in the day but right now..... the year 2000.... the year of the...... uhhh...... C DADDY! Yeah, like that's it.......

Rachel Stevens - And don't forget, Stone is the ref! Do you think he'll call it evenly, or will he lean towards your side??

Cody Covington - Whenever Stone is involved with ANYTHING..... beyond a shadow of a doubt somebody is getting screwed. That's just the way things go around here. More than likely Tom will lean my way.... pssh like I really need any help against an imbecile like Zed. Nonetheless, I'm going out there to "perform." As amazing as it may seem I actually have a strong fan following and I wouldn't want to let them down.... even if things aren't going to be biased. Zed.... I have to apologize to you for what Tom is doing. This must leave you all stressed out..... but trust me, it won't last all that long.....

Rachel Stevens - Good luck in your match! Over to Rob DiMarco!

Zed - To tell you the truth, I never thought Tom would pussy out in such an unclassy manner. I didn't think he'd sink to that level, but apparently he has. And now that he has, I'm forced to take care of Covington. I don't care that I have to wrestle Cody, mainly because I'm not afraid of Cody. He's good and all, but to make a long boasting statement short..."I'm Better."

Rob DiMarco - Are you at all concerned about Tom Stone being the referee?? Don't you think he'll lean towards Cody's side??

Zed - Now that's a possibility now ain't it? But it sure wouldn't be the first time the odds have been stacked against me. All I've gotta do is give it my all, expect the "expected" so to speak, and deal with it the best way I can. Tonight Cody's going to face a fate much similar to Tom's. One way or another, Cody Covington will be left Unforgiven...

Rob DiMarco - Lets send it to the ring!

["Lithium" by Nirvana blasts through the speakers, as "Crystal Clear" Cody Covington steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

Chris Myers - ....from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, he is the special referee for this contest... Tom Stone!

[The EWA Theme blasts through the speakers, as Tom Stone steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

Chris Myers - And finally... accompanied to the ring by Santoro, standing 6'5" and weighing in at 270 pounds, from Chicago, Illinois, Zed!

["Personal Jesus" by Depeche Mode blasts through the speakers, as Santoro and Zed step out from behind the curtain and head towards the ring.]

The Informer - UH OH!!

Vic Canon - ZED AND TOM STONE ARE NOSE TO NOSE!!

Eddie Sensation - GET A CAMERA UP THERE!! I WANT TO HEAR WHAT THEY'RE SAYING!!

The Informer - I.... I THINK ZED JUST TOLD STONE HE BETTER NOT FU--

Vic Canon - Watch it Informer! I think they get the point!

Eddie Sensation - There's the bell!

The Informer - Cody Covington with a dropkick to the back of Zed's head!!

Vic Canon - Zed goes down! Covington jumps on Zed, and applies a choke hold!

Eddie Sensation - Tom Stone is letting it go too! He's not even telling him to stop!!

The Informer - I think Tom Stone is using Cody Covington as a tool to get back at Zed! He's going to let anything Cody does go, and if Zed does anything Stone will be on his back right away!!

Vic Canon - Covington throws Zed to the ropes.... SPEAR BY ZED!!! LEFT FISTS TO THE HEAD OF CODY COVINGTON!!!

Eddie Sensation - UH OH!! LOOK AT STONE!!

The Informer - TOM STONE JUST SHOVED ZED OFF OF COVINGTON!! ZED AND STONE ARE FACE TO FACE AGAIN!!!!!

Vic Canon - COVINGTON IS UP!!! HE ROLLS UP ZED..... FAST COUNT BY STONE!!! 1..... 2....

Eddie Sensation - NO! Zed got the shoulder up!!

The Informer - Covington throws Zed to the ropes! Zed ducks a clothesline... OH NO!! HE'S SETTING UP COVINGTON FOR THE UNFORGIVEN!! HE LIFTS HIM....

Vic Canon - NO! Covington slides down his back! Zed turns around, Covington swings with a clothesline... OH NO!!!!

Eddie Sensation - COVINGTON NAILED STONE!!!

The Informer - ZED DUCKED, AND CODY NAILED TOM STONE!!!

Vic Canon - Zed see's Stone's body on the mat! LOOK AT THE LOOK IN ZED'S EYES!!!

Eddie Sensation - HAHAHA!! LOOK OUT TOM STONE!!

The Informer - Zed picks up Tom Stone.... He sets him up for the Unforgiven! He lifts him.....

Vic Canon - NO! COVINGTON PULLED STONE AWAY!! ZED IS IN SHOCK!!!

Eddie Sensation - WHAT THE???

The Informer - WHAT THE HELL?!?! CODY COVINGTON JUST NAILED TOM STONE WITH THE CLEARLY CRIPPLING!!!

Vic Canon - AND NOW COVINGTON IS LEAVING THE RING!!! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT ALL ABOUT?! ARE COVINGTON AND ZED IN THIS TOGETHER?!

Eddie Sensation - LOOK IN THE RING!!

The Informer - OH NO!!! ZED JUST NAILED TOM STONE WITH THE UNFORGIVEN!!

Vic Canon - AND HE'S LAUGHING!!! ZED IS A HORRIBLE MAN!!!

Eddie Sensation - HAHAHHA!! I LOVE IT!!!

The Informer - Folks, we'll be right back!

Fallen Angel - My thoughts?! Where the hell should I begin? I know, let's start with Enzo, seeing as he's the strangest of my partners. This guy has absolutely nothing going for him. He is and always will be Nick Diamante's lackey, and when that position ceases to be, no doubts Enzo'll be busted down to ring-crew or something. But if Enzo has anything going for him, it's his size. He is one of the biggest sons-of-bitches I have ever seen in my whole life! And remember when he delivered that heart-stopping chokeslam on me that sent the world silent for a few seconds? Well, all I can do is give the bastard credit for that one. Sheer power. Unstoppable. But he did chokeslam me. He is a member of 3D. And he's a whole lot bigger than this international champ. So that basically places him, form my perspective, on the opposing team. The Hustler? Well, this guy is a great wrestler. This guy has the heavyweight title within inches of his fingertips, and he has a cult following in the Chicago city Italian mafia. But he's the "frontman" of the Syndicate. And that places him on the opposing side, because I don't like the Syndicate. And as for Howell? Well, a monkey's ass-dag could figure out why I don't particularly care for Thurston Howell. The only living organism on this planet that couldn't work that one out would have to be Tom Stone himself, or else he wouldn't have signed this match. Dino, Wildman, Nick, are all on the opposing side, and I don't care for any of them very much at all, but it would be interesting to note that Tom Stone has split the Klan, and places Chris Jericho as one of my opponents. Interesting, hey? We'll just have to wait and see what happens there, but I doubt very much that all the referees on the planet could keep this from turning into an all-out brawl, Friday Night Fight-style.

Rachel Stevens - What about Thurston Howell?? Don't you think he'll be looking for revenge for what you did to him last week??

Fallen Angel - Thurston Howell is a horse's ass. What happened last week on Heat is nothing to whinge over. He had the nerve to challenge me for my belt. Him, of all people. This "what's his name" redneck hick with a bit of cash had the nerve to challenge Fallen Angel for his international title belt. I had to teach him a lesson. Dino was smart. Dino didn't show, because he knew what the outcome of the match would be. But Thurston Howell never stopped to think, did he? And now look where it took him. I kicked his ass all over the place. And then, as his spine was driven into the cement by an excellently executed Six-Feet Under finisher, he knew exactly what he'd done wrong. Howell, you crossed the Klan, and we'll never forget it. Now the Klan has you. The Klan has you and the Klan has the rest of your Syndicate as well. Have a good night ladies and gentlemen!

Rachel Stevens - Well, thanks for your time.... Rob?

Thurston Howell - Well these "randomly selected" teams don't really matter to me, I am glad I have my friend, the Hustler on my team but I could care less about the rest. Enzo?? Who is this guy?? No one really cares. He is a 7 foot piece of crap that was brain washed by The Third Dimension of Wrestling. I mean Enzo's wrestling skills are about the same as the Johnson's vocabulary, very little. And then The Fallen Angel, the absolutely worst International Champion in the history of the EWA besides Dino Delsante. So as I think about it, the match is myself and the Hustler vs. Wildman, Chris Jericho, "The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante, and "The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante. But the only thing I care about is getting my hands on Dino Delsante. I mean he says we won't fight until he says so, well I say we will fight tonight and Dino this could be the final fight of your damned career!!

Rob DiMarco - If you haven't already noticed, Fallen Angel is on your team! Will you be looking for revenge from his actions last week??

Thurston Howell - Well last week after getting my victory over "The No Show" Dino Delsante, Fallen Angel made the worst mistake he possibly could. He attacked me from behind, but you attacked me from behind with weapons!! I mean any wrestler that needs weapons to beat another doesn't deserve to step in the ring, besides Extreme Wrestlers. And Fallen Angel, I do not put you under that category so that makes you ever worst then you already are. But for tonight, you just stay out of my way and you won't have to worry about "The Seat Seller", but if you do get into my business, then more then one person will be getting an ass whipping via Thurston Howell tonight!!

Rob DiMarco - Over to you Rachel!

The Wildman - My thoughts are that it's all a bunch of rank BULLSH*T RACHEL STEVENS!!! Every person that's in this match has it in for me in some way, and visa versa. I'm going into this match with eyes in the back of my head, and my f*cking blood lust turned up to full f*cking blast. I apologize for cursing and all but, you have to understand that I'm not a damned fool. Deuce made a comment about me being a little 'green between the ears' or something like that. Well, Deuce baby, I wouldn't be talking too much about sh*t like that, being that you have no chance in hell of getting outta that hospital bed and backing up the bullsh*t you're trying to feed. You go ahead and you heal up real nice, and real soon Deuce. I want you in the ring, whether you're at 100% or not. Your big mouth has gotten you in too much trouble already pal. And as for being 'green' as you put it, I am in no way, shape, or form missing the message that's being sent to me from Nick Diamante, you got that? Are you listening, Diamante? I hear you, pal, loud and real f*cking clear. In fact, everything you've been talking about during the past few days, I've already been thinking about during the past few months. That's right my friend. I don't hate you. I'd have to be stupid not to listen to what you have to say. All those bright ideas you have in your head have already been bouncing around in my head for months now. I know that working out in the gym isn't gonna do much for my cold streak here in the EWA. It's just getting me in the best shape of my life. Like I said, I'm not a damned fool. You wanna know what really hurts, Nick? Not a chokeslam through a table. Not a chairshot to the cranium. But what really hurts is being in my hometown of Indianapolis, Indiana, after being chokeslammed through a table and being taken out on a stretcher, and all the thanks I get from my hometown crowd is clapping. F*CKING APPLAUSE IS ALL I GET FOR GETTING CHOKESLAMMED THROUGH A F*CKING TABLE BY A SEVEN FOOT PENIS WRINKLE!!! APPLAUSE??? Is that all they think I deserve for being raised by thestreets, and cheating death everyday of my adolescent life?? Is that all I f*cking get Rachel Stevens?? It's not the fact that I got chokeslammed through a table per say. Sure, it hurt. It hurt real bad, but I'm still here, aren't I? No thanks to my hometown crowd. I'm here on my own power, by my own persistence. I've always thought that so long as I had my people, my fans, that I would always be able to get up from whatever pain and punishment that was given to me. I did think that, but now I'm not so sure. What I do know for sure is that it took alot more than f*cking applause to get me out of that damn stretcher that night. It took just about everything I had left in my soul to get back on my feet. A lesser man probably would have stayed knocked out cold, but I got up. Maybe I'm crazy, maybe I should have stayed down. Maybe I should be in the hospital bed next to Deuce for the neck pain that I have. Nick Diamante was right about alot of things, but the one thing that sticks out in my mind is what he said about me having too much pride. I never once thought that my pride would be the one thing holding me back from going forward in my career. I have one more thing to say about this subject. Thanks to all my fans in Indianapolis, and everywhere else. Thanks for absolutely nothing.

Rachel Stevens - Do you think that you were "conveniently" put on a team with three guys who hate your guts, or was that just a "random" choice?

The Wildman - You know what Rachel Stevens, I don't really know, nor do I really give a sh*t. I want this night to end, and I want it to end right f*cking now, so I'm gonna bring this interview to an end and go out there to kick some ass. Thank you and goodbye.

Rachel Stevens - Back to you Rob!

Chris Jericho - Yes indeed Rod, I have a match not against the biggest retards in wrestling! But instead I must tag with the likes of the Wildclam, Nicholas Dimentos, and Pino DelPiero! I have no problems tagging with them as long as they keep their dirty paws or in Nicholas' case, their "wings" off of me!

Rob DiMarco - Do you think that it was "random" that you've been teamed up with three guys which you hate??

Chris Jericho - Randomly??? You idiot! Can you not see that this is another idiotic attempt by Tim Sperm to rid the EWA of of it's "Greatest Export"! HA HA HA! Don't touch me Rod.

Rob DiMarco - I.... I didn't touch you! What are you talking about? Are you insane?

Chris Jericho - Yeah right. You little homo. Let's get one thing straight! I am not Tim so don't touch me like I'm you love doll. Now, my fans await, so get your alkaline battery ass out of my face!

Vic Canon - You can say that again, Informer! But if it's action you want, I have a feeling this next match is going to be insane and full of action, to say the very least!

Eddie Sensation - Yeah, it's a "Wildcard" 8-Man Elimination-style match, just like the kinds we're gonna see at "Any Means Necessary" about a month from now!

The Informer - That's right, Eddie. Tom Stone and the EWA suits apparently picked some random names out of a hat and made 2 teams out of them! On the first team, we have Fallen Angel teaming up with Big Enzo from the 3D, as well as 2 Syndicate members, Thurston Howell and The Hustler!

Vic Canon - This team is really interesting. The Syndicate members don't like the 3D, so they won't be cool with Enzo being on their team. Then again, Fallen Angel is also on this team, and he will be representing the K-Ci Klan! We have members from the 3 stables here in the EWA, so obviously there won't be much friendship going on.

Eddie Sensation - And across the ring from them� damn! We got The Sexy MF's, The Wildman and "The Franchise" Chris Jericho! Look at these teams, willya! Jericho might have to fight Fallen Angel! Diamante is teaming up with The Wildman, and they can't stand each other! Nick versus Enzo?? Howell and Delsante may very well tear the roof off this place! The Syndicate versus The 3 Dimensions of Wrestling?? The Possibilities are endless! This night's gonna be insane!

The Informer - And remember folks, this one is elimination style! Once any man is pinned, made to submit, counted out or disqualified, they must return to the locker room area immediately leaving their teammates to continue fighting until an entire team has been eliminated!

Vic Canon - And think about it! We're gonna see 3 of these matches at "Any Means Necessary"! Plus the final "Any Means Necessary" match for the World Title!

Eddie Sensation - Guys, I say we quit flapping our gums and get this party started!

The Informer - Amen, Eddie! Let's head up to the ring with Chris Myers!

Chris Myers - This next match is a special 8 Man Tag Team Elimination Match! Once one team has been ENTIRELY ELIMINATED, the survivors on the winning team will be decalred the winners of the match! Introducing first... representing the 3D, Enzo!

["Rock Is Dead" by Marilyn Manson blasts through the speakers, as Enzo steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

Chris Myers - ...standing 6'4" and weighing in at 248 pounds, from Greenwich, Conneticuit, "The Seat Seller" Thurston Howell!

["Faith" by Limp Bizkit blasts through the speakers, as "The Seat Seller" Thurston Howell steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

Chris Myers - ...accompanied to the ring by Cerberus, standing 6' and weighing in at 231 pounds, from Chicago, Illinois, the EWA International Champion, Fallen Angel!

["Sway" by Coal Chamber blasts through the speakers, as Cerberus and the EWA International Champion, Fallen Angel step out from behind the curtain and head towards the ring.]

Chris Myers - And finally... standing 6'4" and weighing in at 242 pounds, from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, The Hustler!

["Walk" by Pantera blasts through the speakers, as The Hustler steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

Chris Myers - And their opponents.... Introducing first, standing 6'4" and weighing in at 304 pounds, from Indianapolis, Indiana, The Wildman!

["Calm Like A Bomb" by Rage Against The Machine blasts through the speakers, as The Wildman steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

Chris Myers - And his partner... accompanied to the ring by Mandi, standing 5'11" and weighing in at 230 pounds, from Calgary, Alberta, Canada, the EWA Extreme Champion, "The Franchise" Chris Jericho!

["Walls Of Jericho" blasts through the speakers, as Mandi and the EWA Extreme Champion "The Franchise" Chris Jericho step out from behind the curtain and head towards the ring.]

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Yeah, yeah� whatever dude! We know the details but let's get down to the nitty-gritty! Dino D and I will be teaming up with The Wildman and Chris Jericho! Right off the bat, let me warn the world that I've got Dino's back, and he's got mine. We can't trust our partners, but we can trust each other! So Jericho and Wildman� don't try anything extraordinarily brave because we all know that you guys ain't the best of friends with each other either, but Dino and I got it goin' on!

Rob DiMarco - "Cornerstone", tonight you get an opportunity to get your hands on "The Seat Seller" Thurston Howell! However, he'll be teaming up with his Syndicate pal The Hustler, as well as Fallen Angel and fellow 3D Member Big Enzo! What lengths will you go to get your hands on Howell?

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - Look, Di-MARK-O, forget about Howell. Forget about Fallen Angel, and forget about The Hustler. Ask me what lengths I'll go to see my team come out on top. Ask me how far I'll go to make sure that my team systematically destroys our opponents. Jericho, Wildman, the two of you better think long and hard about what side you are on. 'Cause when you are teamed up with any member of the 3D, you are on the best team in wrestling, and punks, today better be the best day you've ever had.

Rob DiMarco - Nick, tonight you may actually have to wrestle your very own body guard, Enzo� the man you brought to the EWA to protect you! How do you feel about that?

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - DiMarco, you must think we're a bunch of idiots, right? Put it like this� Enzo knows one thing, and one thing only� and that is to protect me! Sure, he may not be on my team, but that only puts him so much closer to the opposition!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - He knows which side his bread is buttered on.

Rob DiMarco - Do you guys care about victory in this match, or do you look at it as a great opportunity to get some shots in on your rivals?

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - Rob, you are, without a doubt, the most shortsighted individual in this organization. This is bigger than rivalries. Don't get me wrong, though. Any member of the Syndicate that gets in my face is in for a long, LONG, night. For Howell, I have an Iron City Drop with your name on it. For the Hustler, there's a Steel Curtain that's just dying to drop. And for Fallen Angel, I have a Brittany Spear that'll make you lose your breath. I'm the innovator of offense, and the master of counters. In fact, Nick and I talked about making it those other four against just me, but the Guys Upstairs begged me to take the three partners they chose. But Jericho and Wildman, remember this; we didn't choose you, you just got lucky! And I know the two of you have beef with "The Diamond Stud," but like it's like Nick said before. I have his back. I have his back with opponents, and if need be, I have his back with our teammates.

Rob DiMarco - Well, we know where these men's heads are at! Let's go back to ringside!

Chris Myers - And their partners... accompanied to the ring by Tracey Lane, standing 6'3" and weighing in at 235 pounds, from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, "The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante!

["Down" by Stone Temple Pilots blasts through the speakers, as Tracey Lane and "The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante step out from behind the curtain and head towards the ring.]

Chris Myers - And finally... standing 6'8" and weighing in at 292� pounds, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, "The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante!

["Got The Life" by Korn blasts through the speakers, as "The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

Vic Canon - Damn! This ring is packed with EWA superstars and they're in 2 respective corners trying to figure out who's gonna start for their teams.

Eddie Sensation - Ha! Look! Enzo is actually standing in front of Nick! He's protecting Nick from his own partner, The Wildman and making sure nothing goes wrong here! Enzo should be in the other corner with his team! Ha! I love it!

The Informer - Howell and The Hustler are actually speaking to Fallen Angel, and it looks like Howell and Angel are going to put their differences aside for this one match.

Vic Canon - Besides Enzo, this team looks to be somewhat tight! I have a feeling they'll end up winning the match because they don't seem to have too many problems right now! The other team� well� the story just isn't the same for them, is it?

Eddie Sensation - Dino Delsante has calmed down Nick Diamante here. Nick is teaming with 2 men here that he's had issues with in recent weeks. There's Chris Jericho who took the EWA Extreme Title from Nick, and stabbed him in the eye! And last week, The Wildman was tossed from top of the ramp by Enzo on Heat!

The Informer - WAIT!! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?? THE WILDMAN AND NICK ARE FIGHTING AMONGST EACH OTHER!!! THESE MEN ARE PARTNERS!!

Vic Canon - WE KNEW THIS ONE WASN'T GOING TO BE PRETTY!! HEY!! NOW ENZO IS ATTACKING THE WILDMAN!!!

Eddie Sensation - THIS IS WILD!!! HAHAHA!! ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE RING, HOWELL, HUSTLER AND FALLEN ANGEL HAVE JUST MADE THEIR WAY TO THE APRON! What do they care? Enzo is in there and he's beating in an opponent!

The Informer - We have 3 officials in the ring right now! They are trying to get some order in this match! Jericho and Delsante are being restrained and forced to step out onto the apron!

Vic Canon - BUT WE STILL HAVE NICK AND ENZO DOUBLE-TEAMING THE WILDMAN HERE!!! NICK AND THE WILDMAN ARE PARTNERS!! AND IT LOOKS LIKE ENZO HAS A GRIP OF THE WILDMAN FROM BEHIND!!

Eddie Sensation - ENZO IS HOLDING THE WILDMAN IN PLACE FOR NICK!! LOOK AT THE SMILE ON NICK'S FACE!!

The Informer - Dino is screaming at Nick to restrain himself!! But Nick sees a chance to get a shot in on his nemesis and it doesn't look like he cares what happens!!

Vic Canon - NICK RUNS TO THE ROPES� MAKES HIS WAY BACK!! WHAM!!! OH NO!! HE MISSED!!!

Eddie Sensation - NO!!!! NICK JUST THREW A DROPKICK INTENDING TO HIT THE WILDMAN, BUT INSTEAD HE NAILED ENZO!! AND ENZO GOES OVER THE ROPES TO THE OUTSIDE BACKWARDS!! BUT HE LANDED ON HIS FEET!!

The Informer - THE WILDMAN GRABS NICK BY THE HAIR!!! REVERSE DDT!! THIS IS TOO MUCH!!! THESE MEN ARE PARTNERS!!

Vic Canon - OH!!! WHAT THE HELL!!! NOW DINO DELSANTE IS FINALLY SICK OF THIS, AND HE'S JUST JUMPED THE WILDMAN!! NO!!! HE JUST TOSSED THE WILDMAN OUT TO THE FLOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH NO!!! DELSANTE TOSSED THE WILDMAN OUT OF THE RING, AND HE JUST COLLIDED WITH ENZO!!!

Eddie Sensation - Dino is restraining Nick from going outside! And he's telling Nick to let Enzo take care of it!! The referee is actually counting these 2 men! So I guess The Wildman and Enzo are the legal men!

The Informer - WHAT A WAY TO START OFF THIS MATCH!! DAMN!!!

Vic Canon - On the outside� OH GOD!! THE WILDMAN JUST NAILED BIG ENZO WITH A LOW BLOW!!! THAT SURE AS HELL FAZED THE BIG MAN!!

Eddie Sensation - These guys are fighting up the ramp!! HEY!! I THINK THE WILDMAN IS GONNA TRY TO GET REVENGE ON ENZO FOR TOSSING HIM OFF THE STAGE LAST WEEK!!!

The Informer - HEY!! IN THE RING!!! THURSTON HOWELL AND DINO DELSANTE ARE GOING AT IT NOW!!! THESE MEN HATE EACH OTHER WITH A BLOODY PASHION!!

Vic Canon - HOWELL TOSSES DINO TO THE ROPES� DINO DUCKS THE CLOTHES!! OHH!!! NECKBREAKER!!! DINO NAILED HOWELL WITH A HUGE NECKBREAKER!!

Eddie Sensation - ON TOP OF THE RAMP!!! LOOK!!! ENZO MANAGED TO GET THE UPPER HAND ON THE WILDMAN AGAIN!! HAHAHAH!!! HE'S GOT THE WILDMAN IN HIS CLUTCHES AGAIN!!! THE WILDMAN IS GETTING SET TO GO FOR ANOTHER LONG RIDE!!!

The Informer - SOMEBODY STOP THIS!!! OHH!!! HOWELL JUST RAKED THE EYES OF DINO DELSANTE IN THE RING!!!! AND THESE MEN ARE JUST GOING AT IT LIKE RAVAGED ANIMALS!!

Chris Myers - Ladies and gentlemen, the referee has informed me that both The Wildman and Enzo have been counted out!

Vic Canon - THE REFEREE HAS OFFICIALLY COUNTED OUT THE WILDMAN AND ENZO!!! BUT SOMETHING TELLS ME THAT DOESN'T REALLY MATTER RIGHT NOW!!! BECAUSE THE WILDMAN IS ABOUT TO GO FOR A RID� WHAT??

Eddie Sensation - EXTREME VELOCITY??!?!!???? RICHARD DREYBORN AND JUSTIN SANE ARE OUT HERE!!! THEY'RE ATTACKING BIG ENZO!! OH NO!!! NO!!!!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!

The Informer - EXTREME VELOCITY HAS JUST SEND THE BIGGEST MAN IN THE EWA FLYING OFF THE TOP OF THE RAMP!!! THE WILDMAN IS SAFE, BUT ENZO JUST TOOK THE SAME RIDE THAT THE WILDMAN DID A WEEK AGO, THANKS TO EXTREME VELOCITY OF THE SYNDICATE!!!

Vic Canon - NICK DIAMANTE JUST SAW WHAT HAPPENED, AND HE'S LEFT THE RING!!! NICK IS GOING STRAIGHT UP THE RAMP!! HE'S GOING TO ATTEMPT TO CHASE EXTREME VELOCITY!!! BUT THEY'RE OUT OF HERE LIKE THIEVES IN THE NIGHT!!!

Eddie Sensation - CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS!!! Just imagine how much this has spiced up the match between the 3D and The Syndicate at "Any Means Necessary"!!

Chris Myers - Ladies and Gentlemen, "The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante has been counted out!

The Informer - NICK IS GONE!! HE'S GONE BACKSTAGE! But in the ring, Thurston Howell and Dino Delsante are still going at it! Dino tosses Howell to the ropes! WHOA! HOWELL JUST MADE THE BLIND TAG TO THE HUSTLER!!

Vic Canon - Dino hits the floor and Howell leaps over him� Dino gets back up�.. THE HUSTLER CLOTHESLINES DELSANTE FROM BEHIND AND OHHH MY!!! HOWELL USED THE MOMENTUM TO NAIL "THE CORNERSTONE" WITH A SPINE-BUSTER!!

The Informer - What a move! Damn! The Syndicate sure is showing some good signs of unity here! And they're gonna take advantage of the fact that Nick has left to chase after Extreme Velocity! On the side of the ramp� OH MY GOODNESS!!! ENZO JUST GOT UP!!! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?? HE TOOK THE FALL OFF THE RAMP AND HE JUST TOSSED SOME OFFICIALS OFF OF HIM WHO WERE TRYING TO HELP HIM!!

Vic Canon - THAT MAN IS A LUNATIC!!

Eddie Sensation - He's going to the back! Thank God!

The Informer - In the ring now, The Hustler is beating on Dino Delsante with some huge boots to the back! Dino and Howell went at it for a few moments, but that's all that has happened between them!

Vic Canon - Come to think of it now� both Jericho and Fallen Angel haven't wrestled in this match officially yet! Smart men!

Eddie Sensation - The Hustler has Dino Delsante in the corner� BANG! HUGE KNIFE-EDGE CHOP!! Damn! That one's gonna leave a mark for sure!

The Informer - WHAM! And another! Dino Delsante is taking a beating here! Nick and The Wildman are gone from his team, and Enzo is gone from his opposing team� so we're left with a 3 on 2 situation here! And Jericho hasn't wrestled yet! That shows you how hard this is on Dino Delsante!

Vic Canon - WHOA!! DINO JUST GRABBED THE HUSTLER AND SHOVED HIM INTO THE CORNER!!! CHOP!!! AND ANOTHER!!! AND ANOTHER!! DINO DELSANTE HAS GONE BALLISTIC HERE ALL OF A SUDDEN!!

Eddie Sensation - NOW HERE COMES THURSTON HOWELL IN TO ATTACK HIS BITTER ENEMY AND TO HELP HIS PARTNER!! HOWELL SENDS DINO OUT OF THE RING WITH A HARD FOREARM SMASH TO THE BACK OF THE NECK!!

The Informer - Man, these 2 really hate each other, don't they?? Ever since Howell nailed Dino with a frying pan at The Full Revolution 2� damn, these guys have had nothing but hatred for each other!!

Vic Canon - HEY WAIT A MINUTE!! HOWELL IS GOING TO THE OUTSIDE NOW!! AND HE'S BEATING ON DINO!! HOWELL ISN'T THE LEGAL MAN TO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE!

Eddie Sensation - The Hustler is laying in the middle of the ring here� and he looks to be inching his way over to his corner slowly.

The Informer - DINO DELSANTE JUST CLOTHESLINE THURSTON HOWELL INTO THE AUDIENCE!!! HOWELL IS IN THE FANS!!

Vic Canon - THESE GUYS HAVE GONE INSANE!!

Eddie Sensation - Whoa, look at that fat woman! She's got a corndog in one hand and a big-ass beverage in the other hand! And she's got 2 men fighting right on her lap! Ha! But she still looks hungry! HAHAHA!!

The Informer - The ref is counting and if these men don't make it back to the ring, they'll be counted out just like The Wildman, Nick Diamante and Enzo we earlier!

Vic Canon - HEY NOW!! WHY DID HE DO THAT!! DINO!!

Eddie Sensation - HAHAHA!!! DINO DELSANTE JUST GRABBED THAT LARGE WOMAN'S DRINK, TOOK A SWIG OF IT AND SPIT IT RIGHT IN HOWELL'S FACE!! THIS ONE IS INSANE!!

The Informer - The referee is up to 7� 8�

Vic Canon - HOWELL RAKES THE EYES!! THESE MEN ARE FIGHTING FURTHER AND FURTHER INTO THE AUDIENCE! THEY MAY WIND UP IN THE PARKING LOT FOR ALL WE KNOW!!

Eddie Sensation - THE REF IS CALLING FOR THE BELL!! I guess they've been counted out or disqualified here!

Chris Myers - Ladies and gentlemen, both "The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante and "The Seat Seller" Thurston Howell have been counted out!

The Informer - Well, it's official!! We're now down to 2 against 1, and boy oh boy this is going to be interesting! "The Franchise" Chris Jericho has just stepped into the ring, and he's alone on his team! And who is across the ring from him? None other than The Hustler and�. His very own K-Ci Klan member, Fallen Angel!

Vic Canon - The Hustler is standing in a neutral corner, and he's looking at both these men, and I know what he's thinking! Angel is his corner, and he is his partner� but will loyalty win out over all else?

Eddie Sensation - Yeah! It's only one match! Big deal! The K-Ci Klan will openly turn on The Hustler here! Hey! Look at it like this! The Hustler is the legitimate number 1 contender for the EWA World Heavyweight title! If the K-Ci Klan ends up making an example out of him� the sky is the limit for this young duo!

The Informer - WE'LL HAVE TO SEE ABOUT THAT BECAUSE THE HUSTLER JUST RUSHED OVER AND SPEARED CHRIS JERICHO!! AND BOTH MEN HAVE ENDED UP ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING DUE TO THE IMPACT!!

Vic Canon - THE HUSTLER IS DEDICATED! HE WANTS TO FINISH THIS ONE OFF FAST BECAUSE HE DOESN'T KNOW IF HE CAN TRUST FALLEN ANGEL!!

Eddie Sensation - There's no way The Hustler can trust Fallen Angel here! The K-Ci Klan knows it's survival of the fittest! They're out to protect each other! Not some stupid team that the EWA sticks them in!

The Informer - THE HUSTLER AND JERICHO EXCHANGE RIGHTS AND LEFTS ON THE OUTSIDE!!! AND HEY!! LOOK!! AROUND THE OTHER SIDE OF THE RING, FALLEN ANGEL IS WALKING AROUND TO WHERE JERICHO AND THE HUSTLER ARE!! We're gonna find out right now if the EWA International Champ is going to help his partner, or if the K-Ci Klan is going to make an example out of The Hustler!

Vic Canon - HEY!! STOP THAT!! LEAVE MY CHAIR ALONE!!

Eddie Sensation - HAHAHAHA!!! I guess Fallen Angel needs your chair there, Canon! You should feel special!

Vic Canon - Yeah right!

The Informer - ANGEL HAS THE CHAIR� AND HE'S MAKING HIS WAY OVER TO THE BRAWL ON THE OUTSIDE!! HE'S SNEAKING UP BEHIND THE HUSTLER!!

Vic Canon - THE HUSTLER BETTER WATCH OUT HERE!!! OR HE'S GONNA MEET THAT CHAIR IN A VERY UN-INTIMATE WAY!!

Eddie Sensation - HAHAH!! YEAH! BUT IT'LL STILL BE A HARD-ON COLLISION!!! HAHAHA!!! HARD-ON!!! INTIMATE!!! GET IT GUYS??? HAHAHA!!

The Informer - Very Funny, Eddie!! WAIT!!! FALLEN ANGEL IS MARKING HIS SPOT!! OH COME ON!!! JERICHO IS ACTUALLY HOLDING THE HUSTLER IN PLACE FOR ANGEL TO HIT HIM!!

Vic Canon - FALLEN ANGEL IS GONNA TAKE FULL ADVANTAGE HERE!! ANGEL SWINGS�� OH GOD!!!!!

Eddie Sensation - HOLY CRAP!!! HE MISSED!!! HE MISSED!!!

The Informer - GOOD LORD!!! FALLEN ANGEL JUST NAILED HIS K-Ci KLAN TEAMMATE WITH A CHAIR!!! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT??

Chris Myers - Ladies and gentlemen, Fallen Angel has been disqualified!

Vic Canon - Huh?? OH YEAH!! ANGEL AND JERICHO WERE ACTUALLY OPPONENTS!! Damn!

Eddie Sensation - Jericho is out cold! AND NOW, THE HUSTLER HAS A HOLD OF FALLEN ANGEL!! THE REF IS OUT CHECKING ON JERICHO!! WHAT THE HELL IS THE HUSTLER GOING TO DO??

The Informer - A PILEDRIVER?? IT LOOKS LIKE HE'S GOT FALLEN ANGEL SET UP FOR A PILEDRIVER RIGHT HERE ON THE FLOOR!!!

Vic Canon - WAIT!!! BIG PAPPY JUST ATTACKED THE HUSTLER!! FALLEN ANGEL IS FREE, AND HE'S GETTING THE HELL OUT OF DODGE CITY!! He's been eliminated!

Eddie Sensation - HAHAHA!!! BUT NOW THE HUSTLER HAS BIG PAPPY BY THE NECK!!

The Informer - BIG PAPPY IS IN TROUBLE NOW!!! THE HUSTLER OHH� OHH�.. NO!!!!!

Vic Canon - THE HUSTLER JUST SENT BIG PAPPY THROUGH A TABLE WITH A CHOKESLAM!! WHAT IMPACT!!! WHAT INSANITY!!! THIS IS THE EXTREME WRESTLING ASSOCIATION AT IT'S BEST FANS!!!!

Eddie Sensation - HAHAHAH!!! I GOTTA ADMIT THAT WAS ONE OF THE FUNNIEST THINGS I'VE EVER SEEN!!! BIG PAPPY IS EATING WOOD CHIPS RIGHT ABOUT NOW!!

The Informer - And now, The Hustler is making his way over towards "The Franchise" Chris Jericho! The ref is asking Jericho if he wants to continue, and I don't think Jericho even knows that he's in a wrestling match right now!

Vic Canon - The Hustler tosses Jericho back in the ring, and this should be swift and easy sailing from here on in for The Hustler!

Eddie Sensation - I gotta admit right now, The Hustler is on top of his game! He's the number 1 contender, and I'm sure he's really pissed about getting screwed out of the title time after time!

The Informer - THE HUSTLER RAISES HIS ARMS TOWARDS THE FANS, AND THIS PLACE IS GOING TOTALLY INSANE!!

Vic Canon - IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S TIME FOR THE LUMBERJACK'S END!! LISTEN TO THIS CROWD!!! THEY'VE GOT A "HUSTLER� HUSTLER" CHANT GOING!!

Eddie Sensation - INVERTED BRAINBUSTER!!! THE LUMBERJACK'S END!!! THE LUMBERJACK'S END!!!

The Informer - WHAT A MOVE!! WHAT A MOVE!! IT'S OVER FOR SURE!!

Vic Canon - THE HUSTLER GOES FOR A COVER!! 1�� 2�� 3!!!!!! THE HUSTLER IS THE ONLY MAN LEFT STANDING IN THIS HUGE WAR!!

Chris Myers - The sole-survivor and winner of this match is The Hustler!

Eddie Sensation - Damn! I gotta give this man credit! He sure as hell pulled it out tonight!

The Informer - You've gotta believe that he's going to be one of the favorites at "Any Means Necessary"! This guy isn't happy about Vince Di Nardo screwing him out of the title! He's not happy about being forced to wait to get his shot amongst the entire EWA roster, but this guy is mad and he's focus! And he represents The Syndicate here in the EWA!

Vic Canon - Everyone better keep their eyes on this guy, cause I think he's the next EWA World Champion! He had Deuce beat a few weeks ago at The Full Revolution 2 and now it's his time!

Eddie Sensation - It may very well be his time! The Hustler is a fighter and he's totally on his game right now! He needs to ditch The Syndicate, join the 3D, get a couple of tattoos� then he'll be really cool!

The Informer - What are you talking about? Eddie, have you lost your mind?

Eddie Sensation - What?? Don't you think he'd look pretty cool with a few tattoos??

The Informer - Umm, yeah, ok?? This man has too much integrity to join the 3D, Eddie. He's on top of his game right now, and nothing is gonna stop his path of rage here in the Extreme Wrestlin�

Vic Canon - SORRY TO INTERRUPT GUYS, BUT WE'VE GOT SOME GUESTS HERE!!! THE SEXY MF'S ARE ON THE RAMP AND THEY LOOK PISSED OFF!!

Eddie Sensation - WHOOOOOOO YEAH!! THE HUSTLER IS GONNA GET HIS NOW!!

The Informer - This is bad! Really bad! The Sexy MF's have this man cornered, and they're slowly making their way to the ring!

Vic Canon - Is this how the 3D always has to work?? They always like to jump out-numbered people, don't they?? Why can't they show some damn sportsmanship!

Eddie Sensation - BECAUSE SPORTSMANSHIP IF FOR� SPORTS-MEN!!!! DINO DELSANTE AND NICK DIAMANTE ARE KILLERS!! AND THEY'RE OUT TO KILL THE CAREER OF THE HUSTLER!!

The Informer - THE HUSTLER IS CORNERED� WAIT!!! OUT OF THE CROWD!!! OH MY GOD TALK ABOUT PERFECT TIMING!!!

Vic Canon - THE REST OF THE SYNDICATE JUST SHOWED UP OUT FROM THE CROWD, AND THEY'VE GOT STEEL CHAIRS!! WHAT ABOUT THAT 3 DIMENSIONS OF WRESTLING!!! YOU'RE OUT-NUMBERED!! WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO NOW!!

Eddie Sensation - OH SHUT UP! You're a damn hypocrite!

The Informer - The Sexy MF's have stopped dead in their tracks here, and they know better!

Vic Canon - This is great! With Deuce out of the picture and Enzo, well� in pain in the back, the 3D finally knows what it's like to be out-numbered! And they sure as hell ain't coming any closer to this ring!

Eddie Sensation - Look at those Syndicate punks!! Taunting Nick and Dino! They'll get theirs! You wait and see! It may not be tonight, but it'll be sometime!