The Informer - WE'RE LIVE IN THE CONSECO FIELDHOUSE, FROM INDIANAPOLIS INDIANA!

Vic Canon - AND WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE THIS WEEK!

Eddie Sensation - Damn right! 3D is scheduled for an interview, and that alone gives the show a purpose!

The Informer - Here tonight, in this ring, Zed will take on The Hustler! And you must be wondering... Will 3D be present for this match?? Will The Syndicate be here to back up The Hustler just incase anything would happen to him?? And will Tom Stone get a peice of Zed?!

Vic Canon - Also, in the streets of Indianapolis, Thurston Howell will take on Dino Delsante, with Fallen Angel as the guest referee!

Eddie Sensation - WHAT ABOUT JERICHO?! The Franchise will beat the living hell out of The Wildman tonight! AND THE EXTREME TITLE IS ON THE LINE!

The Informer - And on top of that, Cody Covington will take on American Heart Throb.... We have some Tag Team action here tonight....

Vic Canon - BUT, to kick off the show, we've got North American Title action, as Aaron Schurr takes on "FreakShow" Nuno Nitrowalawitz!

Eddie Sensation - HAHA! I LOVE THAT GUY!

The Informer - Lets get started!

"FreakShow" Nuno Nitrowalawitz - Listen, bitch, Ayden is a loser. He TRIED to use me, but I outsmarted him. I'd say that he's the stupid one, I mean, WHO THE HELL TRIES TO OUTSMART ME, THE EWA HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION?!?!

Rachel Stevens - Ummm... Well..... What do you think are your chances of winning the EWA North American Title tonight?? And do you think Ayden Caldato will try and get some revenge??

"FreakShow" Nuno Nitrowalawitz - I'll tell you right now... When you hear that bell sound, there will be a NEW EWA North American Champion! I guarantee it! By the time this night is over, that title will be around my waist! And as far as Ayden Caldato goes, he's just one of the many LOSERS who are on the EWA Jobber List... He's never at house shows, he never trains, he just sits in his apartment like a bump on a log and watches TV all day. If he TRIES to interfere in this match, I'll teach him a lesson in life!

Rachel Stevens - Thank you for your time Nuno, and good luck in your match... Now lets send it over to Rob DiMarco, who is with the EWA North American Champion, Aaron Schurr! Rob?

Aaron Schurr - What do I have to say about that? I'd have to say that that is BS. Nuno was just there to put the final coffin in poor old Ayden. Ayden had lost before he even began so when you tell me that other people think that I would've lost, I really don't care cause it doesn't matter what they think... the only thing that matters is that this shiny belt is around my waist, not Ayden's.

Rob DiMarco - Tonight you take on Nuno Nitrowalawitz, who is not known best for his wrestling skill!! Is this going to be just another easy match for Aaron Schurr??

Aaron Schurr - Wrestling skill? You call biting someone wrestling skill? If that's wrestling skill then I must be a god or something. I'm not taking Nuno seriously, look at the man, he's a lunatic, he thinks he's the world champ. He thinks that he can beat me because I'm a rookie, well... we'll see how much of a rookie I really am when Nuno is left feeling a little Despondent!

Rob DiMarco - Thank you for your time, and good luck in your match! Back to you guys at ringside!

["Sugar" by System Of A Down blasts through the speakers, as "FreakShow" Nuno Nirtowalawitz steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

Chris Myers - And his opponent... standing 6'1" and weighing in at 197 pounds, from Cameron, North Carolina, the EWA North American Champion, Aaron Schurr!

["From This Day" by Machine Head blasts through the speakers, as the EWA North American Champion, Aaron Schurr steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

The Informer - This one should be physical folks! Nuno Nitrowalawitz has been talking all kinds of shit about Aaron Schurr! We've seen what Schurr can do when he concentrates.... What about when he's pissed off?!

Vic Canon - I don't think Nuno will look the same after this match...

Eddie Sensation - Schurr slides in the ring!

The Informer - Nuno walks up to Schurr... Oh! Slap to the face of Aaron Schurr!

Vic Canon - And now Nuno is running out of the ring! What a chicken shit!

Eddie Sensation - What?! He's smart! I'm putting my money on Nuno for this match!

The Informer - Nuno is circling the ring... and the EWA North American Champion is getting impatient!

Vic Canon - LOOK OUT! THERE HE GOES!

Eddie Sensation - OH!! HAHAHAH!

The Informer - Oh god! Aaron Schurr attempted a suicide dive into Nuno, but Nuno sidestepped him and Schurr when right into the guard rail! Nuno is in the ring... and he's laughing!

Vic Canon - The ref is counting out Schurr! 3.... 4..... 5....

Eddie Sensation - YES! Nuno is gonna win!

The Informer - 6... 7.... 8.... and Schurr slides into the ring! Nuno lifts him to his feet.... THUMB TO THE EYE!

Vic Canon - What the...? Nuno stuck his thumb in Schurr's eye, and now he's running out of the ring again!

Eddie Sensation - But this time, Aaron Schurr is chasing him!

The Informer - Look out! There's Ayden Caldato! OH! AYDEN CALDATO JUST TOOK NUNO OUT WITH A CHAIR! OH!! AND NOW HE NAILED SCHURR!!

Vic Canon - The ref is going to the outside to try and get controll of this mat--- OH!!! AYDEN CALDATO JUST NAILED THE REF WITH THE CHAIR!!

Eddie Sensation - HAHAHHAHA!!! I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO DO THAT FOR SO LONG!!

The Informer - Ayden has Nuno by the hair! He's bringing him into the ring!

Vic Canon - Nuno is begging Caldato to leave him alone! HA!

Eddie Sensation - Oh no! Ayden is setting him up for the ACD... Ayden Caldato Driver! NO!!

The Informer - OH! Aaron Schurr is in the ring, and he broke up the move! Nuno is on his feet... Schurr grabs Ayden.......

Vic Canon - TORNADO DDT! Schurr is going to the top rope! LOOK OUT!!!

Eddie Sensation - OH MY GOD!!!!

The Informer - 540 SENTON BOMB! WOW!!

Vic Canon - LOOK AT NUNO! He's in Ayden's face!

Eddie Sensation - HAHAHA!!! I LOVE IT!!

The Informer - Nuno Nitrowalawitz and Aaron Schurr are leaving the ring together! What's going on?! Have they joined together??

Vic Canon - Who knows! Bottom line... Ayden Caldato is out in the middle of the ring!

Eddie Sensation - Damn right! And that's what he deserves!

The Informer - Well, while Ayden is helped out of the ring, we're going to take a commercial break! Don't go away!

Brandon Casten - Rob, I think that you should know us by now and know that we fear no one or anything. So in answer to your question...no we will not be watching out for them. It is quite simple...the 3 Dicks don't scare us and even though they might not be scared of us yet, there will come a time when they will. 3D will learn to fear us, maybe not today, maybe not tommorow, hell maybe not even this year...but there will be a time Rob. And when you exclaimed that the Big Johnsons aren't the best wrestlers in the EWA it kinda made me laugh Rob. Why you may ask? Because you almomst made them sound good! If I were to describe the Big Johnsons I would call them a horses ass! They are lazy...their body tells the tale of what they eat...and to be blunt, their anything but talented!

Rob DiMarco - Is tonight's match payback for what they did to you guys at the Pay Per View?

Ian Casten - I'll take this one. The chair shot they gave us hurt for a few minutes but it left something else lingering behind our backs. It left the tag titles to Extreme Velocity. We would have won those titles if it werent for Mr. Johnson. But like I said, the pain they caused us at the PPV won't be anything compared to the pain we will leave them feeling tonight! One cheap chair shot won't stop us, especially from The Big Johnsons. Johnsons, all I have to say now is you keep your head stuck far up your asses, but when it's time to wrestle it's time to wrestle. And you will get the payback of your life, Believe me!

Rob DiMarco - Thank you, and good luck... Guys?

["Tonight The Stars Revolt" by Powerman 5000 blasts through the speakers, as Anatomy Of Perfection step out from behind the curtain and head towards the ring.]

Chris Myers - And their opponents... at a total combined weighing of 795 pounds, Leroy and Mr. Johnson, The Big Johnsons!

["Rock Is Dead" by Marylin Manson blasts through the speakers, as the fans raise to their feet and begin to boo, but The Big Johnsons cannot be seen. Several seconds later, The Big Johnsons step out from behind the curtain and head towards the ring.]

The Informer - Well, now you really have to be thinking... Has Deuce's injury cause all of the 3D to change?? Bigg Daddy Deuce, "The Diamond Stud" and "The Cornerstone" have not arrived yet, and they're scheduled for an interview here tonight!

Vic Canon - Who knows Informer... Deuce's injury may be so bad that he can barely walk, meaning 3D will have to help him do everything... It might take them 15 minutes to get into a car!

Eddie Sensation - Regardless, 3D will be here tonight! I give you my word!

The Informer - Brandon Casten charges at Leroy! Casten with a fist to the stomach! OH! DDT by Brandon Casten!

Vic Canon - Leroy is back on his feet!

Eddie Sensation - You can't keep this guy down!

The Informer - Brandon Casten jumps... Drop Kick! Leroy didn't move an inch!

Vic Canon - Casten is up on his feet again... And he goes for the knee! Leroy goes tumbling down!

Eddie Sensation - Hey! That's illigal!

The Informer - OH BOY! Leroy just grabbed Brandon Casten by the throat! Leroy gets to his feet, and lifts Casten up high..... CHOKESLAM!!

Vic Canon - Wow! What impact!

Eddie Sensation - Hey... look! Mr. Johnson is untieing Brandon Casten's boots! What the hell is going on?!?!

The Informer - He's got one boot off! Oh, I think I know what he's doing! He's stealing his shoes!

Vic Canon - What?! Why the hell would he do that?!

Eddie Sensation - HAHAHA! HE'S GOT BOTH BOOTS!

The Informer - Look at the smile on the face of Mr. Johnson! Its as if he struck gold!

Vic Canon - LOOK OUT! Ian Casten just nailed Leroy with a low blow! Leroy didn't see it coming, he was celebrating with Mr. Johnson!! Brandon is up....

Eddie Sensation - What the hell?!?! Mr. Johnson is walking down the ramp with Brandon's boots! He's leaving Leroy!

The Informer - Eddie, I don't think he even realizes it! He's so happy that he has these boots that he's forgotten about Leroy!

Vic Canon - Brandon and Ian throw Leroy to the ropes.... OH! DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE! Brandon is climbing to the top rope! Their setting up for "Outer Fears"!

Eddie Sensation - For who?!

Vic Canon - Their finishing move, Eddie! Ian lifts Leroy up to Brandon...... OH!!! OUTER FEARS!

Eddie Sensation - You mean Double Powerbomb off the top....

The Informer - You're helpless! Brandon Casten goes for the cover... 1.... 2.... 3!!!

Chris Myers - And the winners of this match, Brandon and Ian Casten, Anatomy Of Perfection!

Vic Canon - Wow! The Anatomy Of Perfection have just beaten 3D members, The Big Johnsons! Finally, they got their revenge!

Eddie Sensation - .....FOR WHAT?!

The Informer - For costing them the Tag Team Titles at The Full Revolution 2!

Vic Canon - Exactly!

Eddie Sensation - Oh please! You guys think too hard!

The Informer - Well, now lets move on with the show.... Lets send it backstage to Rob DiMarco who is with The Wildman! Rob?

The Wildman - I never worry about anyone I get in the ring with because there's no one in the EWA that can do what I can do in the ring, so to answer your question, Rob, no am I not worried about the little weasel Extreme Champion of the EWA, Chris Jericho, who is so tough and mean that he has to go underneath the ring where no one can see him so he can stab Nick Diamante in his eye. Let me tell you the difference between Chris Jericho and me. He has to go where the light is dim, and where no one is looking to find his dark and sinister side, while little ol' me would rather PULL OUT HIS HAIR WITH SOME F*CKING BARBED-WIRE LIVE IN FRONT OF ABOUT TEN THOUSAND PEOPLE AND MILLIONS ON NATIONAL TELEVISION!!!! THAT'S ME, DIMARCO!!! I like to have an audience when I'm kicking the sh*t outta someone. That's when the ratings go up, am I right? People wanna see blood, they don't wanna miss it! Chris Jericho is nothing but a little snot nosed punk that likes to make fun of anyone that isn't him, and stab people in the eyes when they can't see. That's so f*cking extreme and mean and all the things I fear at night, I can't even stand it. Jericho is a joke, in fact, I think he should go try to be a comedian. I think it'll be funny to rip that long, blonde hair of his right of of his scalp and do a war cry like an Indian right before I pin him and take the Extreme title back where it belongs. I think I'll get a good laugh outta that one.

Rob DiMarco - Last week the K-Ci Klan put you through a car windshield!! Do you plan on getting some revenge tonight???

The Wildman - My wounds have healed over quite nicely from that little adventure I had with them. And what the f*ck kind of a name is the K-Ci Klan anyways? Can anyone give me an honest answer? I bet even Jericho nor Fallen Angel know either. First Fallen Angel says that he respects me and that I know my sh*t, and then we even tag together. Now he attacks me from behind like a f*cking coward, and joins Jericho in pointless sh*t that isn't gonna get him anywhere. It's kinda funny in a way. Just like Jericho. It's all a damn joke, isn't it? Well, we'll see who's laughing last at the end of the match, boys. This is where I begin, and this is the beginning of the end. Pain is knocking. JUST LET.........ME..............IN!!!!

Rob DiMarco - Back to ringside!

"The Franchise" Chris Jericho - Let me see... ummm... How about... I don't CARE if the WildClam is pissed off! He got what was coming to him! He should have been put through the hood, we were kind and put him through the windshield instead.

Rachel Stevens - This match is for the Extreme Title... Meaning that outside interference is legal! Will the K-Ci Klan get involved??

"The Franchise" Chris Jericho - Once again, I will state that I DO NOT NEED help to defeat the WildClam. What's he going to do?? Make a pearl and spit it at me?!?! HAHAHA!

Rachel Stevens - Thank you, Chris!

The Informer - Before we get this match started, we're going to have to take a quick commercial break! We'll be back in 2 minutes! Don't touch that dial!

Vic Canon - That's right, Informer. The Wildman is, and has always been an EXTREME athlete here in the EWA! In fact, he's a former EWA Extreme Champion� but it's been a while!

Eddie Sensation - This one goes a lot further than the title though! Last week, The Wildman was jumped by Jericho, Big Pappy and Fallen Angel as they formed an alliance called the "K-Ci Klan". Why do you guys think they chose to attack The Wildman?

The Informer - I think he was just an innocent victim in all of this. The K-Ci Klan was looking to make a big impact and they sacrificed The Wildman so that they could get some attention.

Vic Canon - But bottom line� The Wildman isn't a happy guy! The Wildman is actually the reason that Chris Jericho is holding that belt right now! The Wildman attacked "The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante back at The Full Revolution 2 causing him to lose the gold.

Eddie Sensation - So, basically you're saying Jericho is an ingrate here. The Wildman helped him, and now Jericho turned his back on The Wildman as a way to say thanks!

The Informer - Some could look at it that way. Either way, it's time for some EXTREME action! Let's head up to the ring!

Chris Myers - This next match is scheduled for one fall, and is for the EWA Extreme Title! Introducing first... accompanied to the ring by Mandi, standing 5'11" and weighing in at 230 pounds, from Calgary, Alberta, Canada, the EWA Extreme Champion, "The Franchise" Chris Jericho!

["Walls Of Jericho" blasts through the speakers, as Mandi and the EWA Extreme Champion "The Franchise" Chris Jericho step out from behind the curtain and head towards the ring.]

Vic Canon - OH MY GOD!!! THE WILDMAN HAS JUMPED Y2J FROM BEHIND DURING HIS RING ENTRANCE! THE WILDMAN IS OUT FOR SOME REVENGE!!

Eddie Sensation - Hey, you've gotta give The Wildman some credit! It's an Extreme Title match, and his strategy is perfectly legal in this match!

The Informer - The Wildman is pummeling Chris Jericho with some huge forearm blows to the back at the top of the ramp!

Vic Canon - The Wildman almost looks possessed here! He wants revenge on Jericho and he's dying for a chance here in the EWA!

Eddie Sensation - JESUS MCMURPHY!!! HOLY COW!!! THE WILDMAN JUST SUPLEXED JERICHO RIGHT ON THE STEEL!! JERICHO IS IN EXTREME PAIN!!

The Informer - The fans love this extreme action here! There's nothing like it here in the EWA!

Vic Canon - You can say that again, Informer! This action is intense!

Eddie Sensation - Hey, look! The Wildman just picked up the EWA Extreme Title belt! I bet you he's gonna finish this one off nice and early by taking Jericho's head off with it!

The Informer - Jericho is down on his hands and knees and he's just barely showing signs of consciousness!

Vic Canon - Wait! It looks like The Wildman is gonna use the belt right now! He's measuring Jericho's head! He's gonna crack Y2J in the back of the head with the title!

Eddie Sensation - THIS IS GONNA BE GREAT!! I LOVE BLATANT BRUTALITY!! YA GOTTA LOVE IT!!

The Informer - WAIT A MINUTE!! FROM BEHIND� THERE'S ENZO!!! ENZO FROM THE 3 DIMENSIONS OF WRESTLING!!!

Vic Canon - OH MY GOD HE HAS A CHOKEHOLD FROM BEHIND ON THE WILDMAN!!! LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THIS MAN!!! HE'S CHOKING OUT THE WILDMAN WITH EASE!

Eddie Sensation - HAHAHA!!! THAT'S RIGHT!! YOU KNOW NICK DIAMANTE SENT THIS BIG MAN OUT ON A MISSION TO CRIPPLE AND DESTROY THE WILDMAN!!

The Informer - ENZO!! HEY, WATCH IT!! THEY'RE GETTING TOO CLOSE TO THE EDGE OF THAT RAMP!! BIG ENZO HAS BOTH OF HIS HANDS WRAPPED AROUND THE WILDMAN'S THROAT!!

Vic Canon - NO!!! HE JUST LIFTED THE WILDMAN UP BY THE THROAT!!! WATCH OUT!!!! NOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Eddie Sensation - JESUS CHRIST!!!!!!!!!

The Informer - BIG ENZO JUST TOSSED THE WILDMAN OFF THE RAMP ONTO A TABLE!!! MY GOD!!! THE HUMANITY!!! THAT'S A HUMAN BEING!!!

Vic Canon - MY GOD!!! BIG ENZO JUST GOT SOME REVENGE FOR "THE DIAMOND STUD" AND HIS LOSS AT THE FULL REVOLUTION 2!! THE WILDMAN IS OUT COLD AND BIG ENZO JUST PICKED UP HIS SHADES AND PUT THEM BACK ON!!!

Eddie Sensation - HAHAHAHA!!! NOW ENZO IS LEAVING THIS PLACE IN STYLE BABY YEAH!!

The Informer - My goodness! Chris Jericho is climbing down the side of the ramp! He's gonna take full advantage of this situation!

Vic Canon - Jericho is on the move� he's being smothered by the fans at ringside! He's trying to make it through that little space between the ramp and the security barrier!

Eddie Sensation - Jericho just made it through! And look at that mess! The Wildman just went through a table covered in EWA equipment! He's old cold!

The Informer - And Chris Jericho applies the Walls Of Jericho!!

Vic Canon - The Wildman is out!! He can't respond! The ref is calling for the bell!!! Chris Jericho has retained the EWA Extreme Title!

Chris Myers - The winner of this match, and still EWA Extreme Champion� "The Franchise" Chris Jericho!

Eddie Sensation - Jericho owes Big Enzo a huge favor if you ask me! The Wildman outsmarted Chris in the very early moments of the match, and Jericho was in trouble!

The Informer - Fans, Jericho is making his way to the ring to celebrate and we've got some EMT's coming out here with a stretcher to air the fallen Wildman.

Vic Canon - Boy, I tell ya. "The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante isn't in this arena, but we're still feeling the effects of his wrath. Everyone knows that The Wildman and Nick Diamante have been anything but friends lately, and it seems like both men are always trying to end each other's careers.

Eddie Sensation - And from the looks of things, Big Enzo may have finished the job for Nick! Enzo is a HUGE man! He's over 7 feet tall for sure� and he's a beast! He stood at the edge of that ramp, picked up The Wildman by the throat and simply tossed him over the edge through that table sitting there! The Wildman is being looked at, and he may be seriously injured.

The Informer - This is some more wrath from the 3 Dimensions of Wrestling! The Wildman and Nick have absolutely no love lost for each other. Years ago, Nick hired a man to literally hang The Wildman from a noose in the middle of the ring! Last week, Nick almost did the job again! Had it not been for the referees and preliminary wrestler, Wildman would have been hung!

Vic Canon - Look at this carnage. I'm sorry� but this feud is going way over the line. It's almost as if someone is going to have to be hung for the carnage to stop!

Eddie Sensation - Wouldn't that be a site?? HA!

The Informer - The Wildman is being loaded on a stretcher and removed from the arena and you can hear the stunned audience clapping for The Wildman.

Vic Canon - We really hope he's alright, but it's time to move on. We'll keep you updated on his condition as we get word of it.

Cody Covington - What's so weird about it? I'm not the school teacher type.... yet someone that is THAT pussy whipped does need a lesson taught to him! You can't even tell who has the balls in that screwed up relationship. Everyone acts like GeniPher is hot stuff.... but I see things differently. I can find two-cent hookers who look much better than that slutty ho. But I'm not wrestling her.... lets get back to the question. American Heart Throb is a loser, he's going nowhere in the EWA. He is just one of those guys the EWA will throw in my path for a warm up until I get my World Title shot. It will all boil down to that moment eventually..... so it looks like the "Top Prospect" will be batting competitors down like flies for a while.....

Rachel Stevens - Are you worried at all about his valet GeniPher, or his bodyguard The Profit??

Cody Covington - GeniPher.... if the scrawny bitch comes near me I'm not afraid to hit her, I'm a gentleman but not too whores. They deserve to be smacked around a little. Hey maybe even some spanking will be involved! Don't worry though Rachel... you'll always be my number one girl. I am a gentleman to honey's like you... you've got something that GeniPher will never have and that's "class!" And as the Profit goes...... *cough* rip-off! *cough* I thought he was the guys valet that was wrestling ZeD at some PPV a while back..... I just can't remember though. If he will interfere.... his head will be rocked..... by severely hitting the concrete floor many times, there you have it.... straight from the Anti Hardcore Hero's mouth... take note because you wont' hear any better than that!

Rachel Stevens - Back to you guys at ringside!

["What A Man" by Salt 'N' Pepa blasts through the speakers, as GeniPher, The Profit and American Heart Throb step out from behind the curtain and head towards the ring.]

Chris Myers - And his opponent... standing 6'6" and weighing in at 283 pounds, from Miami, Florida, "Crystal Clear" Cody Covington!

["Lithium" by Nirvana blasts through the speakers, as "Crystal Clear" Cody Covington steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

The Informer - This is AHT's in-ring debut! I'm anxious to see how he does against Cody Covington!

Vic Canon - Well, Cody doesn't look to pleased... he's got GeniPher on one side of the ring, The Profit on the other side, and he's up against AHT!.....Eddie..... EDDIE!

Eddie Sensation - Oh sorry... I was looking at, uh, the fan over there!

The Informer - Liar... you can't take your eyes of GeniPher... admit to it! They lock up! Covington with a hip toss! He threw AHT across the ring!

Vic Canon - Cody lifts him up to his feet, and throws him to the ropes! OH! Spinning Heel Kick to the jaw! AHT goes down again!

Eddie Sensation - Did you see The Profit?! He tried to grab Covington's leg, but missed!

The Informer - I wonder what he's up to...

Vic Canon - He was trying to trip him, Informer!

Eddie Sensation - He was being sarcastic you moron!

The Informer - Thanks, Eddie... AHT gets up to his feet. Covington with a kick to the stomach... OH!! CLEARLY CRIPPLING!! CLEARLY CRIPPLING!! HE NAILED HIM WITH IT!! IT'S OVER!

Vic Canon - No! The Profit is on the apron! He's got the referee's attention! Covington runs over.... OH!!!

Eddie Sensation - DID YOU SEE HIM FLY?!

The Informer - Covington just sent The Profit flying off the apron!

Vic Canon - Look over here! GeniPher is on the apron!

Eddie Sensation - OH GOD! LOOK AT THAT ASS!

The Informer - Calm down Eddie! Covington walks over to GeniPher... OH!

Vic Canon - DID YOU HEAR THAT SMACK?!

Eddie Sensation - HAHAHA! COVINGTON JUST SLAPPED HER ASS! AND NOW HE'S GOT HIS TONGUE DOWN HER THROAT!! AND SHE'S LIKING IT!! SHE LIKES IT!!! SHE LIKES IT!!!

The Informer - Look out! AHT is up! He turns Covington around.... Cody ducks a clothesline!........WHAM! CLEARLY CRIPPLING! HE NAILED IT AGAIN!

Vic Canon - Cody goes for the cover... 1..... 2..... OH! The Profit pulled the referee out of the ring!

Eddie Sensation - OH SHIT! Look at Covington! He's pissed!

The Informer - Covington picks up AHT.... AND HE NAILS HIM AGAIN! THAT'S THE THIRD CLEARLY CRIPPLING TONIGHT!

Vic Canon - Shit.... that doesn't look too good... I think AHT got hurt on that one folks.... The ref is back in the ring!

Eddie Sensation - DAMN! Look at his neck!

The Informer - 1... 2... 3! Ring the bell! It's over!

Chris Myers - And the winner of this match, "Crystal Clear" Cody Covington!

Vic Canon - Someone get a stretcher out here for AHT.... he's hurt...

Eddie Sensation - Look! Covington is on the outside! He's got GeniPher over his shoulder! He's taking her backstage! HAHAHA!

The Informer - Cody Covington has just taken GeniPher! But on a more serious note, paramedics are out here tending to AHT...

Vic Canon - They've got him on the stretcher, and they're wheeling him backstage slowly.... I don't like seeing this kind of stuff.... Lets take a break....

Thurston Howell - Well Rachel whenever you fight a member of the 3D you should always be ready for a planned attack. I mean I think it is already proven that they don't go anywhere alone and when they talk about no one will come in the match to help them, you know it is all a bunch of bullshit. I mean just remember my last match with Dino, I was really giving him a beating but as I was about to win guess who hit the ring, the 3 f'n D. And if I am right and they do decide to join the fun tonight I got a few friends of mine ready to back me up, they go by the names of the Hustler and Extreme Velocity. And with this already be a Street Fight and with no rules, tonight could turn into a preview of Any Means Necessary. And also with the Fallen Angel being the special guest referee, I hope his somewhat "respect" for Dino Delsante doesn't in anyway at all make him a favorable referee to Dino. Because Angel, if you screw with me, the Syndicate with screw with you a lot worse.

Rachel Stevens - Well, before we can start the match, we need both wrestlers here! Dino Delsante has not arrived yet! Any comment on that??

Thurston Howell - I think he is probably still in Chicago, screwing with Mario, Luigi, and some more cartoon characters. Or possibly still at the Filthy Beggar drinking and talking with ye Irish lad. Maybe next Dino is going to go try and kick Donkey Kong's ass!! But this guy says he was gonna rip me a new hole, well of course he won't if he is too scared to even show up and fight. I mean you might not be here because your ego will trip by losing to me, someone you say that can never beat you. But Delsante, if you don't show up you'll have to fight me anyother time so it really doesn't matter to me. I'll let the EWA send anyone out to fight me, it really doesn't matter, because all I know is tonight I am gonna kick somebody's ass, and that whoever it is will never forget how bad there ass was kicked on this night by "The Seat Seller" Thurston Howell!!!

Rachel Stevens - Over to you, Rob!

Fallen Angel - It's all politics, Rob. If you want to make the big-time, you have to think politics. Politics and business. I am the EWA International champion of the World, and Chris Jericho is the Extreme champ. The idea of the two hottest superstars in the EWA forming an alliance, was far too tantalizing to pass up. Throw in Mandi, the toughest bitch I've ever seen in my whole life, Big Pappy, who's been known to do his fair share of ass-whipping, and Cerberus, the most obediant manager in the known universe, and what we've got is a train that no-one can stop. And the great thing is, the K-Ci Klan will never, ever die. There's a little bit of the Klan in everybody, did you know that? Every time you're kids have felt like swiping a cookie behind your back, that's the Klan. Every time you've felt inclined to have an affair, and just leave enough clues to baffle your wife, that's the Klan. Every single time you've leaned towards hurling rocks off of a freeway exit bridge, that's the Klan. And every single damn time, that you've wanted to be the center of attention, and would go to any lengths to achieve it, even killing yourself to be the center of attention at your funeral, that's the K-Ci Klan sneaking up behind your soul, and telling you to simply "go for it". 3D have had their limelight, and it's time for them to move on. The Syndicate will never even make the limelight, so forget about it. No, Rob, as we dive further into the new millenium, the only words on the lips of the fans of the EWA, will be the K-Ci Klan.

Rob DiMarco - Tonight you officiate a match between Thurston Howell and Dino Delsante, but it's no normal match... It's a street fight! Are you going to call this right down the middle, or are you going to lean to a side?? Also, Dino Delsante has not arrived yet! Any comments?

Fallen Angel - Yeah, actually, I do have a fair share of comments to spill. Thurston Howell challenged me and Dino Delsante to a triple-threat match for the International belt. My International belt. The same International belt that I took from the both of them, therefor proving that I am better than the both of them. Do you seriously think that I'm gonna lay this son-of-a-bitch on the line, so soon after achieving it, especially to those I defeated in order to obtain it? Fuck no! They don't deserve it. Tonight there is a street fight, between Delsante and Howell. I am not in this match, and niether is this belt. Now, half of why I chose to guest referee this match, is because in a street fight, the referee does fuck all. And I donb't really feel like doing a lot of work tonight. And as for leaning to a side? Well, let me think. Delsante had been an enemy of mine for months until recently. But then again, Howell has the nerve to try and push me off the stage when I was laid out in a stretcher. I don't know Rob, maybe I'll lean to a side, and maybe I'll just kick the crap out of both of them equally. Hahah! Also again, I might cut it straight down the middle. The thing is, it's a street fight. It's my rules, and I enforce them. And if Howell or Dino don't like that, then they can deal with me, and the rest of the Klan! Can you feel it Rob? That thrill that you've got inside you, it's a high achieved purely through power. That's what I've got tonight. Power. And I feel so bad for Thurston and Delsante, because not only do they have to deal with each other, they have to deal with me. Thank you, and long live the Klan.

Rob DiMarco - Well, back to you guys at ringside!

Fallen Angel - Dino... You've got 10 seconds to get the fuck out here!

[He begins the count...]

Fallen Angel - 1.... 2..... 3.....

[Thurston Howell stands there with a smile on his face...]

Fallen Angel - 4..... 5...... 6...... 7.........

[Thurston Howell sits down on a nearby car...]

Fallen Angel - 8......... 9......... TEN! Ring the bell!

[The bell sounds, and Chris Myers can be heard...]

Chris Myers - The winner of this match by way of referee's decision, "The Seat Seller" Thurston Howell!

The Informer - LOOK OUT!! FALLEN ANGEL JUST NAILED HOWELL WITH A PIPE!!

Vic Canon - What the hell was that for?!

Eddie Sensation - HAHAHA! HIT HIM AGAIN! HIT HIM AGAIN!

The Informer - Fallen Angel is laying the boots to Thurston Howell! Howell is helpless!

Vic Canon - The EWA International Champion is going crazy on "The Seat Seller"! I guess he's still pissed from the Pay Per View!

Eddie Sensation - Uhhh... Shouldn't Howell be the one who is pissed?!?!

The Informer - OH! SIX-FEET UNDER BY FALLEN ANGEL!

Vic Canon - Howell is out cold in the middle of this alley! Now Fallen Angel is walking away with a smile on his face!

Eddie Sensation - THE KLAN HAS YOU, HOWELL!!! HAHAHAHA!

The Informer - Folks, we have to take a commercial break!

Vic Canon - The 3D is next! Don't go away!

The Informer - Hey, wait� what's this?

Vic Canon - It's a Limousine� apparently we have some guests?

Eddie Sensation - One thing� damn this Limousine thing is WAY TOO overdone in wrestling! Why can't guys drive other cars?!

The Informer - [Laughs] You've got a point there, Eddie.

Vic Canon - The chauffeur is stepping out of the car and walking to the other side here to open the door for our guests.

Eddie Sensation - Who could this be?

[The chauffeur opens the door and "The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante steps out. He quickly extends his hand for his lady, Tracy Lane. Following her, "The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante steps out of the car. Big Enzo and The Big Johnsons, who were already in the arena approach the car. We can notice that the 3D isn't in the greatest of moods as there isn't much conversation going on. Deuce is missing from the group here tonight due to injury...]

The Informer - The 3 Dimensions of Wrestling have arrived, finally!

Vic Canon - I was beginning to think they would never show up tonight for their scheduled interview.

Eddie Sensation - They're all here, except for the EWA World Champion, Bigg Daddy Deuce. We've all heard about his serious injury, and I'm sure The Sexy MF's will explain the situation to us a little clearer.

[The entire group of the 3D begins to make their way through the back of the arena headed for the entrance to the open arena�]

The Informer - You can tell here that this group is not happy. Look at the expression on the face of Dino Delsante.

Vic Canon - He's not in a great mood to say the very least. The future of the 3D, to this moment, is pretty much in question.

Eddie Sensation - That's right, Canon� the 3D was tailor-made around Delsante, Diamante and Deuce. If Deuce doesn't return, what will be left?

The Informer - You don't think that the 3D's announcement will be that they are disbanding after all, do you?

Vic Canon - Well, this injury could have solved one of the EWA's problems, and that is the dominance of the 3D! Without Deuce, they've obviously lost a very important piece of their army!

Eddie Sensation - Yeah, but I know these guys� and none of them are quitters!

The Informer - And here we go! The 3 Dimensions of Wrestling minus Bigg Daddy Deuce are on their way to the ring!

Vic Canon - This is going to be a very important interview, which will answer a lot of questions, Eddie. You may have to say "goodbye" to your favorite group of wrestlers� The 3D.

Eddie Sensation - People have been speculating on it all week, and ya know what? I just don't see it happening this easy. The 3D put a good 4 months into tricking the EWA into believing they all hated each other. And in such a short time, they've been able to take command in the EWA faster than any other force in the EWA� ever!

The Informer - That is a very good fact, no doubt about it. Their rise was meteoric and so successful because they covered all the possibilities for error and made sure everything was structured properly.

Vic Canon - They're 3 of the smartest wrestlers around today, and they definitely look out for themselves, and themselves only.

Eddie Sensation - Exactly dude! These guys don't need the fans to be on their side! Hell! They live off of the fact that the fans are booing them� it motivates them to be more evil and evil each and every week!

The Informer - They sure do a great job of that, no doubt about it.

Vic Canon - Big Enzo is last to enter the ring here, stepping up over the ropes. Nick Diamante is over asking for a microphone and I'm guessing they're just about ready to go and let everyone know of their plans.

Eddie Sensation - That's it dude. I'm hoping they don't give it all up right here and right now! Let's take a listen.

["The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante stands facing the audience with a mic in his hand totally silent for a few moments while the crowd calms down. He turns around to speak to Dino for a moment, and both men nod accordingly. Nick turns around to face the audience again and begins to speak�]

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - It's been a long week, EWA� a very long week for The 3 Dimensions of Wrestling.

The Informer - I'd guess so.

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - But more importantly, it's been a very long week for our champ� The EWA World Heavyweight Champion� Bigg Daddy Deuce. Now, I'm not gonna stand here and bore you with all the details, I'll simply state the important facts. It's no longer a secret to anyone that Big Daddy Deuce's career in the world of wrestling may very well be over and done with.

Vic Canon - That would be a shame. Like him or not� he's one of the best competitors that the EWA has ever produced.

Eddie Sensation - Not to mention one of the few guys who always spoke his mind no matter who it would offend!

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - What seemed like a simple injury ended up being a very, very severe one. Deuce's lower back is in very poor condition and his mobility has been hindered due to the pain. On a personal level, Deuce� I'm not giving up on you, and I won't allow you to give up on yourself. You're one of the few guys that has always been a friend to me in this sport. No, you weren't a guy like Nomad who would constantly bitch at my success. You don't think I'm an asshole like half the world does.

The Informer - They've certainly been friends for a while now!

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Deuce� Bigg Daddy� it may take you a while. It may take a year� it may take 20 months� hell, it may take you 5 years� BUT I KNOW YOU HAVE IT IN YOU! I don't want you to think that you're letting us down in anyway. Injuries happen big man, and they're a part of our sport. There will always be a spot for you in the 3D, bottom line. And to end all the controversy� NO! The 3 Dimensions of Wrestling will NOT disband because of this. Dino and I don't have all the answers right now, as we speak� but we'll make our decisions accordingly once we find out what Deuce's status is.

The Informer - I guess that answers that! The 3D will apparently be staying in the EWA!

Vic Canon - But it won't be the 3D of old if and until Bigg Daddy Deuce returns!

Eddie Sensation - But like Nick said guys� they'll make their decisions when they're forced to.

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - I just want to say something to Deuce and to everyone watching us this. This does not mean we have become weak. This doesn't spell the "end of the 3D." Deuce, you need to know this more than these jagoffs. There will always be a 3D, and there will always be a place for you in it.

The Informer - As sadistic as these two are, you have to admire the loyalty they have for their comrade.

Vic Canon - Personally, I'm wondering about the 3D's chances at "Any Means Necessary." We're now looking at 2 against the fully staffed Syndicate. It won't be pretty.

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - Now, the questions are probably starting up. Will the Three Dimensions be at the PPV? Will it be the two of us against the Syndicate? Will The Big Johnsons and Enzo be taking Deuce's place? Blah blah blah! Let me clue you all in on something. Two Dimensions are just as strong and talented as Three. But your World Heavyweight Champion is no quitter! Deuce WILL be at "Any Means Necessary!" Deuce doesn't care about any one of you and your phony sympathy. Hell, I imagine he respects our opinions, but Deuce isn't doing this for the 3D�he's doing it because he is "The Man." He's doing this because if he didn't he wouldn't be who he is and where he is. So, I'll say it like Howie Long or Terry Bradshaw would. It's a game time decision.

Eddie Sensation - That clears it up for me! The 3D WILL fight the Syndicate at the PPV!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - One last thing. Howell, you can come out here, and make all the challenges for all the matches you want. You get one thing straight�I OWN YOUR A$$!! I MAKE THE RULES, I MAKE THE MATCHES, I MAKE IT ALL HAPPEN!! YOU AND I WILL MEET WHEN I SAY WE WILL MEET, CAPICE!! So, do your self a favor. Save the breath you're wasting calling me out, and count on me kicking your pitiful a$$ at "Any Means Necessary!"

The Informer - Strong words by "The Cornerstone." Dino hands off the mic to Nick once again.

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Wildman, I'm sure you've tasted a bit of revenge from Big Enzo here tonight! And you can be rest assured that tonight isn't the end of the issue between you and I. It won't be over until you're hanging over the ring by your neck in a noose! AND TAKE THAT AS MY WORD!

The Informer - MY GOD! HOW EVIL CAN THESE MEN BE??

Vic Canon - Like they said! With Deuce gone, they're gonna be forced to be even more evil and underhanded than ever before! And that spells bad news for everyone in the EWA!

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - And in closing, Syndicate� you remember one thing. When you trap a wild animal in a corner, it has only one alternative besides death. And that is to lash out without thinking through strategy. It may not sound educated� but some animals just don't give a damn! We are those animals� and at "Any Means Necessary"� Bigg Daddy Deuce, the king of the pack will lead our way into the path of destruction!

The Informer - I hope Deuce doesn't make the wrong choice by coming back too soon just because his ego forces him to!

Vic Canon - I really don't think he should even consider a return at this point in time!

Eddie Sensation - You don't know his pain! Only he does! And if he wants to come back at "Any Means Necessary" then don't you doubt him!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - EWA, you have no idea the monster that has been created. The Three Dimensions of Wrestling is the biggest thing to happen to your world, and when you f*ck with a 500 pound gorilla, you're the one who gets f*cked in the end! We have connections that you don't even know exist. There will always be a 3D, and as such, there will always be three "D's." So f*ck all your protests and put 'em to bed! And that, my friends, was "Written in 'Stone!"

The Informer - Expansion within the 3D?? This is crazy!

Vic Canon - Who will they bring in?? Who will join the 3D and when will it happen??

["Rock is Dead" by Marylin Manson plays over the speakers again as the 3D makes their way to the back at their own pace�]

Eddie Sensation - Well, you gotta believe that there are tons of wrestlers who would kill to be in the 3D! And who knows� it could be anyone! It could be Jack "Backstreet" Suede� Dino's old MVP buddy! It could be Vince Di Nardo! Hell, we've already seen him! And who knows� maybe someone like The Hustler will finally see the light and jump ship!

The Informer - No way! That would never happen!

Vic Canon - I'm sure we'll find out accordingly, like the 3D says. However, right now we've gotta take one more commercial break! Fans, when we come back, we're gonna see The Hustler take on Zed in our main event! Don't go anywhere!

The Hustler - I don't care if he's rusty or not, its not of my concern. The only thing I care about is getting a win over him, and that's it, period. Zed is a cocky muthafucker, just like those 3D boys, and needs to get his mouth shut by Extremity At Its Best. I think Stone made this match, just so Zed would get beaten into a bloody pulp for taking his wife. Stone knows that I can get the job done against Zed, because even though he is a former EWA Heavyweight Champion, he's still shit to me. I have no respect at all for this man. The guy cries like a little girl all the time about not getting his way, and it just sickens me. He'll probably be crying again after I beat his pathetic ass all over the ring tonight. He doesn't agree with my "elevation" in the EWA, that's fine, great......like his opinion is worth two shits anyways. You know what I'll do for him tonight? I'm going to elevate him...............elevate him up, till his feet reach this guy..........and then BANG! Drop his ass with the Lumberjack's End, pin him for the three-count, and walk away the victor once again. Rusty or not, Zed will get his ass kicked, guaran-damn-teed, at the hands of the NEXT EWA Heavyweight Champ.

Rob DiMarco - What are your comments on the tardiness of 3D tonight? Do you think that they're starting to fall apart??

The Hustler - Start to fall apart? Nah, I don't think so. I know 3D, I know they like to play little games with everyone's heads. Their lateness tonight is probably another scheme to try to get the better of whoever they're target is. If its The Syndicate and I, I got no problem with beating their asses again. If its Stone, or Zed, or anyone else, it'll be a real shame......but I wouldn't care too much. Just as long as they don't interrupt the total utter humiliation Zed is about to receive, then they can all go dance in the center of the ring after my match for all I care. If they want a piece of me, or any of The Syndicate, they can walk their greasy Italian asses down to the ring, and come get them some. 3D, tonight, you better to stay the fuck away from ME AND MY MATCH.

Rob DiMarco - Over to Rachel Stevens, who is with Zed!

Zed - Ringrust? What's that? I don't know the meaning of the word.

Rachel Stevens - ...We've heard Tom Stone say that he's going to make sure you lose your match next week! How do you feel about these comments??

Zed - Well, It is a no DQ match, so I suppose anythings possible. I'm sure just about everyone knows that I would kick the sh*t out of Tom in a clean match, but I'm sure Tom is going to drop an anvil on me or something seeing as how he's so confident. He can talk all the smack he wants, but when it gets right down to it, he's going to be sprawled out against the mat, just like he was at the PPV when I nailed him with Unforgiven...

The Informer - And now, it's time for the main event of Tuesday Night Heat! The Hustler going one-on-one against Zed!

Vic Canon - These men have both been involved in their own issues and it should be interesting to see what happens when their worlds collide!

Eddie Sensation - Yeah, Zed has been getting on Tom Stone nerves lately! I gotta admit, it's some funny stuff!

The Informer - It seems that Zed is just happy to be back in the EWA, and he's even more happy when it comes to the manner in which he got back in!

Vic Canon - The new contract, the pay-raise� Zed is perfectly happy where he is right now! But the key question is� Is Zed looking to get back into the EWA Heavyweight Title scene, or is he still set on tormenting Tom Stone?

Eddie Sensation - Well, we heard what Zed said a little while ago. Tom Stone messed with Zed, and now Zed is getting his revenge! It doesn't look like he's done playing with Tom either!

The Informer - And on the other side of the ring, we have The Hustler. He's off a recent loss to Bigg Daddy Deuce but he's got momentum on his side!

Vic Canon - That's right. The 3 Dimensions of Wrestling called for Vince Di Nardo's help in Deuce match against The Hustler, but the Hustler sure as hell got a moral victory in that match against Deuce!

Eddie Sensation - Well, I don't know about that, brother. Deuce's injury was what kept him from annihilating The Hustler in record time.

The Informer - Deuce's injury was a big issue in that match, but all The Hustler needs to do is make a good showing in this match against Zed, and I'm sure he'll be in line for another title shot.

Vic Canon - The entire EWA will have a chance at that belt in one month's time at Any Means Necessary! But right now, we're ready for some action! Let's go up to Chris Myers in the ring!

["Personal Jesus" by Depeche Mode blasts through the speakers, as Santoro and Zed step out from behind the curtain and head towards the ring.]

Chris Myers - And his opponent... standing 6'4" and weighing in at 242 pounds, from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, The Hustler!

["Walk" by Pantera blasts through the speakers, as The Hustler steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

Eddie Sensation - There's The Hustler and he looks mighty proud in his "Syndicate" t-shirt. What do you guys think about the impact this group has left on the EWA, so far? I think they stink, to be quite honest.

The Informer - I wouldn't say that at all, Eddie. The Syndicate has more than let the world know that they are a huge force in the EWA. And when it comes down to it, they came to the EWA to battle the 3D! And they're gonna get that show at Any Means Necessary!

Vic Canon - Whoa! Zed just put the boots to The Hustler as he was removing his t-shirt! Mo goodness! Zed is hyper and ready to go here!

Eddie Sensation - Zed's glad to be back in the EWA, and everything is going his way right now!

The Informer - HEY! HEY! Zed is choking The Hustler with The Hustler's very own t-shirt! Come on ref! Assert your authority!

Vic Canon - ZED LOOKS LIKE A MAD MAN HERE!

Eddie Sensation - Ya see, Zed is smart. He knows that a referee wouldn't disqualify anyone just 30 seconds into the match! He's making the most out of this situation!

The Informer - That is smart strategy, no doubt! Zed is in control, and now he's got The Hustler on his knees and he's choking him with the middle rope!

Vic Canon - The ref is screaming at Zed, and I can't say that I blame him! Zed finally releases the hold� oh wait, he's running to the opposite ropes!

Eddie Sensation - Zed runs to the ropes and makes his way back� WHAM! Zed drops the leg over The Hustler! And The Hustler is down gripping his throat!

The Informer - Zed raises his arms towards the fans to a round of boos! One thing is consistent with this man's career, and that is that people have always hated him!

Vic Canon - And I can understand why! He's an out-and-out rule breaker with no respect for anyone but himself!

Eddie Sensation - You'll notice that the very best wrestlers have no love for the fans! Zed is one of them, and I respect him for that! So shut your trap, Canon!

The Informer - Zed has The Hustler backed up into the corner� AND A HUGE STINGING CHOP TO THE CHEST! Wow! Did you guys hear the impact?

Vic Canon - We sure did! OUCH! And Zed just nailed The Hustler with anoth� OHHH NO!! THE HUSTLER HAS JUST SNAPPED HERE!!! HE GRABBED ZED AND SPUN HIM AROUND IN TO CORNER!! WHAM!!! WHAM!!! WHAM!!! THE HUSTLER IS GOING TO TOWN WITH THOSE CHOPS!!

Eddie Sensation - Damn! And listen to this crowd! They're going absolutely insane!

The Informer - AND IT'S NOT ONLY FOR THE HUSTLER'S ACTION! LOOK� HERE COMES "CRYSTAL CLEAR" CODY COVINGTON DOWN TO RINGSIDE!!

Vic Canon - What's Cody doing here? I'm not aware of any issues he has with either of these men.

Eddie Sensation - Cody thinks he's something special, and he wants to steal the lime-light from these 2 quality athletes in the ring. Cody actually sucks, if you ask me!

The Informer - How can you say that, Eddie? Covington is a very respectable athlete!

Vic Canon - And anyway, it looks like he's come down here to ringside to scope out some possible future competition. The Hustler, Zed and Cody Covington are all extremely interested in being the next EWA World Champion.

Eddie Sensation - Nah, Zed is more interested in humiliating Tom Stone for a while. It looks like Covington is behaving himself at ringside� and that's a real shock to me.

The Informer - In the ring, The Hustler whips Zed to the ropes� BACK BODY DROP!!! THE HUSTLER IS ON FIRE HERE!!

Vic Canon - He started off slow when he got jumped by Zed, but now it looks like he's back in control!

Eddie Sensation - WHAT THE???!!! THE 3D IS HERE!!! DINO AND NICK HAVE HIT THE RING!!!

The Informer - WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY DOIN� NO!!! THEY'VE GONE RIGHT AFTER THE HUSTLER!! THEY'RE BOTH BEATING THE HELL OUT OF HIM!!

Vic Canon - NO!! STOP THIS!!!

Eddie Sensation - HERE COMES THE REST OF THE 3D!! LEROY AND ELROY JOHNSON HAVE JUST ENTERED THE RING!!! AND OHHH�. HERE COMES THE BIG MAN!!! ENZO IS IN THE HOUSE!!!

The Informer - Look guys! Zed is actually beating on The Hustler alongside The 3 Dimensions of Wrestling! What is wrong with this picture?? Zed hates the 3D!

Vic Canon - Well, at least he did hate the 3D! Maybe they've buried the hatched!

Eddie Sensation - WHOO!! EITHER WAY, THE HUSTLER IS BEING TAKEN APART BY 6 WILD ANIMALS!! AND CODY COVINGTON IS STILL HERE AT RINGSIDE!! HE LOOKS JUMPY, BUT HE HASN'T DONE ANYTHING YET!!

The Informer - WAIT!!! FINALLY!!! HERE COMES THE REST OF THE SYNDICATE!!! "THE INTERROGATOR" RICHARD DREYBORN!!! "THE EXTREMIST" JUSTIN SANE!!! AND "THE SEAT SELLER" THURSTON HOWELL!!

Vic Canon - THIS IS GONNA BE A WAR��

Eddie Sensation - OH MY GOD!!! BOTH SIDES COLLIDE!!! WHAT A MESS!!! COME ON 3D!!! BEAT THE HELL OUT OF THESE SUCKERS!!!

The Informer - LOOK AT THURSTON HOWELL AND DINO DELSANTE!!! THEY'RE ON THE CANVAS GOING AT IT LIKE WILD ANIMALS!!!

Vic Canon - DIAMANTE AND THE HUSTLER ARE TRADING BLOWS!!! AND ENZO ATTACKS THE HUSTLER WITH A HUGE DOUBLE AX HANDLE!!!

Eddie Sensation - THE BIG JOHNSONS AND EXTREME VELOCITY ARE GOING INSANE ON EACH OTHER'S ASSES!!! DAAAAAMN!!!

The Informer - Hey look! Zed just slipped out of this fight and� UH OH! DID YOU SEE WHAT JUST HAPPENED???

Vic Canon - YEAH! ZED BUMPED INTO COVINGTON AT RINGSIDE!

Eddie Sensation - ANOTHER FIGHT??? COME ON GUYS!!! LET'S GO!!! LET'S GO!!!

The Informer - No! Zed and Cody Covington are both just looking at each other!

Vic Canon - Zed is walking away but he won't turn his back on Covington! He sure as hell doesn't trust Cody!

Eddie Sensation - THIS IS INSANE!!! WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON??

The Informer - LOOK OUT!! TOM STONE JUST NAILED ZED FROM BEHIND!! THE CROWD IS GOING CRAZY!!! TOM STONE IS STANDING OVER ZED, YELLING IN HIS FACE!!! ZED IS OUT!!

Vic Canon - WE HAVE A WAR RIGHT HERE ON TUESDAY NIGHT HEAT!! THE SYNDICATE AND THE 3D ARE GOING AT IT, BUT WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME!! FANS!! WE'LL SEE YOU NEXT WEEK!! GOODNIGHT EVERYONE!!!