Rachel Stevens - Different times come for different changes. Hello EWA Wrestling fans, and Welcome to a very special edition on Heat. After each and every Extreme Wrestling Association Pay-Per-View event, we like to take time out to reflect on what went down at the big show!

Rob DiMarco - That's right, Rachel� so fans, look out for EWA Tuesday Night Heat: The Aftermath on the Tuesday following every EWA Pay-Per-View Extraviganza.

Rachel Stevens - Basically, we're sticking to the same format. This show will look back at what happened at the PPV's, and in this case, The Full Revolution 2� and we will get live and exclusive comments from many of the EWA's best!

Rob DiMarco - Some of them are here with us in the studio, and others are, well� elsewhere! But you can be rest assured that we'll get down and dirty on EWA Aftermath!

Rachel Stevens - The only major difference, is that this show will only be one hour in length, while the regular Tuesday Night Heat program is 2 hours! With that said, let's get down to business. The Full Revolution 2 more than lived up to it's billing! There was action, excitement, and a whole lot wrestling going on in Pittsburgh!

Rob DiMarco - No doubt about it! Personally, I think the Triple Threat Theatre stole the show! Dino and Cody were fantastic� but who would have known that The Fallen Angel would come out on top!?

Rachel Stevens - We're going to be talking to The 3 Dimensions of Wrestling at the end of the night tonight, so we'll be able to get their views on the entire night!

Rob DiMarco - It wasn't the best nights for the 3D, but it wasn't the worst either.

Rachel Stevens - Exactly, and they'll be here later on to reflect on it. But first, let's move on to some other stories.

Aaron Schurr - Do you think bitch-face is coming back?

Rob DiMarco - I doubt it, she was crying pretty bad.

Aaron Schurr - I tried to warn her last time.... oh well. Let's get this party started.

Rob DiMarco - Well, let's talk about the Pay-per-view, Full Revolution 2, Ayden Caldato Vs. Aaron Schurr, EWA North American Title on the line, good match until something strange happened with Nuno, do you know why he took those actions?

Aaron Schurr - Well, I really don't care why Nuno is doing what he's doing. He is a strange little guy, and if he wants to kick the person who he is supposed to be "bodyguardings" ass, then so be it. I thank him for helping me win the title, even though inevitably I was going to waste Ayden's worthless two cent ass, but again I don't mind the fact that he helped me win. Seeing that I am a fair man and that I give everyone a chance, even the lower folk, I'm going to give Nuno a shot at my title next Tuesday for the simple reason of he helped me, now I'm going to try to help him, I'm not saying he's going to win, but I'm going to give him a shot, if he wants one, which I'm pretty sure he does.

Rob DiMarco - Wow, that's big news, and you heard it hear first! Will Nuno accept the challenge for next Tuesday? We'll have to wait and find out! Next question for you, how do you like the EWA so far, this only being your first week with the fed?

Aaron Schurr - Well, let's take a look and see, in a total of one week I have... won my way into the EWA, won my first ever match, won a title in my first ever match, forced a man into retirement after my first ever match, successfully defended my title in my second match, been in a PPV, after being in the EWA not quite a week, seeing as I've done alot and it's only been a week, do you think we need to discuss how I like the EWA so far?

Rob DiMarco - Well... I guess not, but that's all the time we have for right now, and I can't wait to see if Nuno will accept your challenge!

Aaron Schurr - Alright, thanks for the time.

[Aaron Schurr and Rob DiMarco stand up and shake hands, and exchange goodbyes as the scene fades to black.]

Rob DiMarco - Welcome back to this very special edition of Tuesday Night Heat: The Aftermath... Earlier today, in the studio, I had an interview with "FreakShow" Nuno Nitrowalawitz! Check it out...

Rob DiMarco - Ok, here's the deal... I'll ask you a question, and you answer it.... Okay??

"FreakShow" Nuno Nitrowalawitz - Duh! What do you think I am?? An idiot?! Ha!

Rob DiMarco - Well, yes, I do... Anyways, could you explain your actions at the Pay Per View this past Sunday??

"FreakShow" Nuno Nitrowalawitz - It's pretty damn obvious Rob... Ayden sucks! He was worse then me! Well, who's better then me?? NOBODY! Anyways, I was willing to give him a chance to climb his way up the ladder in the EWA, and offer him my services, but he took me for granted and treated me like shit! So, I repayed the favor! Now look where he is! HE'S GONE! After my POWERFUL blow to the head with the North American Title, who would get up?!

Rob DiMarco - Actually, he is out with an injury to the spinal cord... He miscalculated a move, and paid the price.... Onto the next question, did you and Aaron Schurr have that planned out all along?? Are you working together??

"FreakShow" Nuno Nitrowalawitz - Yeah, how'd you guess?! NO YOU IDIOT! I hate him! He hates me! As a matter of fact, I helped him win so that I could get a shot at the North American Title!

Rob DiMarco - So, are you saying you want a Title shot??

"FreakShow" Nuno Nitrowalawitz - DUH! Of course I am! And I'll be waiting next week for a responce!

Rob DiMarco - Sounds exciting.... [Laughs to himself lightly...]

"FreakShow" Nuno Nitrowalawitz - .....catch a cold Rob??

Rob DiMarco - Yeah, sorry.... Well, thanks for your time, and good luck with the North American Title!

"FreakShow" Nuno Nitrowalawitz - Luck is something Schurr is going to need! NOT ME!!

Rob DiMarco - Whatever... Get out of my studio.... NOW.

[A video clip from "The Full Revolution 2" start up. We see the first street fight match where Thurston Howell costs Dino the match, when Cody gets his rib injury, and then when the Riot Police give Cody the beat down and disable him from breathing. Then highlights from the Dino/Fallen Angel match come up on the screen. The highlights go to static as the camera fades into Cody's house. He's kicking back on a recliner with his feet up in the air. He is wearing a black Miami Dolphins Jersey, an aqua bandana that is tied in the front, and black Nike swishy pants. C-4 is chewing on a straw anxiously as he awaits for the interview to get underway....]

Cody Covington - Hello Rachel, what's going on babe?

Rachel Stevens - Well, last night we seen you pull off quite a performance. Even when injured, you gave all the fans a great match. Now that the International Title is behind you..... do you have any comments about it and the new holder??

Cody Covington - I think it went to the right place, anyone is better than Dino. Fallen Angel had this coming to him for a long time now and I hope he can pick up where I left off in the International Ranks. Make me proud boy, I'll see ya in the main event down the road brotha man, keep up the good work. And as for Dino.... he is a piece of crap is you ask me. This guy deserves exactly what happened to him last night..... just think about your lame stable 3-D. You let them down Dino boy! And your highness Nick Dominoes..... wow that was lame... yet, nobody can do it like Y2J. He lost his title to Jericho, another guy that I'm glad to see come out of the PPV with something. Now, lets see.... who in that stable still has a title.....

Rachel Stevens - I think that is Duece, but things aren't looking good for him as of late. It has been confirmed and he is suffering a broken pelvis. It is indeed very possible that Duece may retire.......

Cody Covington - WHAT?! Some excuse he has there. He can't run away from his problems like that, I am going straight towards him and if he thinks for one split second that I'm gonna take it easy on him he better wisen up before he gets hurt even more. What he should do is just hand the title over to me.... everyone wants it that way! But I will wait in line like I always am to get what I deserve. So.... somewhere.... sometime...... I will finally get the chance I worked so hard for.

Rachel Stevens - Things are indeed looking up for you. We've seen your recent negotiations with Oakley go down. Do you think your "selling out."

Cody Covington - If you had seen that footage, I told the world it was something on the side. The majority of my income goes to charity... I won't have it any other way so "NO" I'm far from selling out.....

[Cody reaches into his pocket and pulls out a pair of Oakley sunglasses....]

Cody Covington - Does this face look like a sellout to you Rachel??

Rachel Stevens - I can't say it does. How are those bruised ribs??

Cody Covington - It's really hard to breathe, wrestling in that second match didn't help them any either so you can't be expecting me to hop back into the ring anytime soon. I know one thing is for sure... I will be back for the PPV and that is all that matters. Who would go and wrestle with bruised ribs anyway??

Rachel Stevens - You??

Cody Covington - I loved that International Title more than anything.... that's why I held the thing for 108 days!! No, but seriously I am the Born Iron Man. I can dish out the same injuries so I was prepared to take em like a man and compete again. I was just kicking myself in the ass for letting those guys strap me down......

Rachel Stevens - Letting them??

Cody Covington - Ha, not really. But if I would have wrestled in that match, I coulda seriously been messed up by the end so I'm glad they made that decision.

Rachel Stevens - If your not gonna compete in upcoming shows, then what are you gonna do??

Cody Covington - Maybe backstage talk show style things, a little commentating, whatever I come up with. I know its gonna be hard for you Rachel.... it will be hard for all of you.... but I'll be back so don't trouble yourselves. I may be on the shelf now.... a broken, battered man..... but you all got to know the Cody Covington that comes back STRONGER.... and of course ROUGHER than before.

Rachel Stevens - Why thank you for your time Cody, we'll miss ya in the ring....

Cody Covington - Don't mention it, I'm glad that you interviewed me, keep it real.

Rob DiMarco - Onto other things... We all witnessed the return of Zed 1 week ago, and saw what he and his female friend did to Tom Stone last Sunday Night at The Full Revolution 2... Well, earlier today Mr. Tom Stone got some revenge!! Check this out!!

[The camera switches over to a shot of inside Zed's dressing room moments after The Full Revolution 2...]

Zed - No faggot, but there's a vending machine full of unhealthy junk food...

Santoro - ...junk food? YES!

[Santoro leaves the room, as Zed gives him a dirty look. Santoro approaches the vending machine, and The Informer can be seen trying to buy a bag of M&M's. As it falls, the corner gets stuck, and the bag of M&M's is suspended in the air... Santoro's eyes light up. The Informer walks away, somewhat pissed off. Santoro looks left, looks right, then begins to try to shake the bag of M&M's free. He backs up, and runs at full speed into the machine..... BANG! Santoro lands on his face, and the machine hasn't budged. Santoro gets up, and notices that the push door is a lot larger then normal! He pushes it open, and tries to slide inside the machine... Surprisingly, it works, Santoro is now standing INSIDE the machine, with the door closed, and he has all kinds of junk food right in front of him. He begins to eat like an animal, then notices that Tom Stone is watching him....]

Santoro - ...why's he staring at me like that? It's almost a lustful look...

[Tom Stone is with 5 other Security men. He instructs them to carry the machine. They lift the machine, and begin to follow Tom Stone. Santoro can be seen banging on the glass, screaming like a little girl...]

Rob DiMarco - As you see, Tom Stone has kidnapped Santoro!! Is Zed pissed?? Does he care at all about Santoro?? Watch this!

Woman - Hello?

Voice - Put Zed on...

Woman - Who is this??

Voice - Zed's.... Zed's..... Zed's brother.......

[The camera switches to a shot of Tom Stone. It was one of the security speaking, and not Stone. Stone has an evil, EVIL smile on his face, and he grabs the phone...]

Woman - Zed, it's your brother...

Zed - I have a brother? Gimme the phone.

[The "Pregnant Woman" hands Zed the phone.]

Zed - Zed Speaking.

Tom Stone - ZED!

Zed - Tom? I can't believe it, we're brothers?! Wait...I think we've got to be half-brothers, because we don't look too much alike. So which one of my parents f*cked a sloth and produced you?

Tom Stone - ...Shut up asshole.

Zed - Why'd you call me?

Tom Stone - I've got something you might want!!

Zed - A picture of Deuce sobbing, sucking his thumb, with a teddy bear? I could really have fun with a photo like that.

[Stone puts the phone to the door of the vending machine. He pushes the door open with full force, and nails Santoro's knees with the door! He begins to scream like a little girl...]

Tom Stone - HAHAHAHHA!!!

Zed - Sounds like Santoro's trapped in an enclosed area....again.

[At this point the "Pregnant Woman" is now pressing her ear to the phone to hear what's going on.]

Tom Stone - Does this sound familiar Zed?? I've got something YOU want, and you'll do anything for it!

Zed - I wouldn't go as far as to say that....

Woman - ZED! Santoro's your friend!!

Zed - Alright...alright...what do you want Stone?

Tom Stone - What do I want.... [Psychotic laugh...] How about a MATCH??

Zed - Against you?

Tom Stone - Yeah, for Santoro! You lose, and you're BOTH out of the EWA!

Zed - I think you're just finding excuses to put your hands on me. What happens if I win?

Tom Stone - IF YOU WIN.... You get your stupid Mexican friend back!

Zed - What kind of incentive is that?

Woman - ZED!!!

Zed - Ugh! Alright Tommy, when do you want to do this?

Tom Stone - TUESDAY FEBRUARY 29TH!

Zed - ...don't scream into the phone. I can hear you just as well when you talk like a normal human. The 29th eh? Fine.

Tom Stone - HAHHAHAHA.... BAD, BAD, BAD MOVE ZED! FILL OUT ANOTHER APPLICATION FOR THE NHBWF, CAUSE YOU'RE ASS WILL BE GONE FROM THE EWA AS OF FEBRUARY 29TH!!!

Zed - Huh? You're actually planning on winning? How many matches have you wrestled anyway? Eh, doesn't matter. I just hope I don't get ringworm or something when I touch you.

Tom Stone - We'll see... Oh, and did I mention?! It's NO DQ, NO COUNT OUTS, FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE!

Zed - No, you failed to mention those minor details. They won't really affect the match though. I suppose the best they'll do for you is postpone the inevitable 3 count coming your way. Should be fun.

Tom Stone - SEE YOU THEN, ZEDDY!

[Stone hangs up the phone, and the screen fades to black...]

Rob DiMarco - WOW... Tom Stone has CHALLENGED ZED! Is that suicide, or what?! But, you must think... this man in the owner of the EWA! He's a genius! He MUST have a plan! I guess we're going to have to wait to find out!

[Hustler comes into the studio and sits across from Rob DiMarco and Rachel Stevens. He is dressed nicely for the ocassion, wearing a white dress shirt and Armani silk tie, with a pair of khakis and dress shoes. He shakes each interviewer's hand, and leans back in the chair. The interview continues.]

Rachel Stevens - Hustler, welcome and thank you for being here tonight.

The Hustler - Thanks for having me, guys. Go ahead with anything you'd like to ask.

Rachel Stevens - First off, you had an amazing match against the EWA Heavyweight Champion, Bigg Daddy Duece, and it appeared you had the match won, until 3D called in Vince DiNardo. He hit you in the head with a lead pipe and caused you to lose the match. What are your feelings about what transpired at the Full Revolution 2?

The Hustler - Well, like you said Rachel, it appeared that I had that match won. I had Duece crying out in pain in a Boston Crab, and I thought to myself, "This is it! I'm going to do it! Finally!", ya know? I looked behind me, and looked as those Duece was going to pass out. Then, of course, 3D ruined it, and had their long-time friend Vince DiNardo nail me with a wrench while they took care of the ref. The belt was hanging in my face, and 3D snatched it away. How do I feel about that? Very pissed, very fuckin' pissed off. I SHOULD be sitting in front of you two now, and the millions of fans watching at home with the EWA title draped across my shoulder, but NO. And for that, 3D will pay, and pay dearly. All their bullshit from before pales in comparison to their actions against me Sunday night. 3D, they have no respect. Sure, Duece was hurt, but if he couldn't wrestle, that's fine, we could have set it up for the next Heat or something. Now the both of us are hurting, him physically, and myself mentally. Now, I'm going to make sure that the REST of 3D will be in the same position Duece is in, in an extreme amount of pain. They should know, if you play with fire, you are going to get burned, and believe me, they will get burned next Tuesday Night Heat, I guran-damn-tee it. I'm not even going to off about it, I'm just going to lay it out right here and now, 3D will get hurt next Heat. The Syndicate will take each one of those arrogant assholes, and break their bodies in half. The games are fuckin' over, I'm sick of these little games 3D plays, I really am. Enough with the bullshit, enough will these stupid interferences, its just going to be one painful night for 3D. As I see it, if you can't lower heaven, you might as well RAISE HELL.

Rob DiMarco - Sounds like you are all business, Hustler! Now that the PPV is over, what do you see happening with the titles situation here in the EWA?

The Hustler - Well, I defintely deserve another shot at the World Title, no doubt about that. I proved that I have what it takes to be the champ, inside and outside of the ring. Ever since the EWA re-opened, I've been training hard, working my ass off, doing whatever it takes to climb the ladder to the top of the EWA. Right now, I'm just about there, but I still have one more step to go, and that's to put the Heavyweight Title around my waist. Sunday night I proved to myself that I can do it, I just need another shot at it, and I think I will come through this time. The EWA knows that the belt should belong to me, but again, 3D stuck their fat Italian noses in my business. I deserve another shot at the title, I want another shot, I DEMAND ANOTHER SHOT. And I will get it, mark my words. I also see others rising up though, attempting to get it on the scene, like Cody Covington, Nick Diamante, Wildman, but it ain't going to happen. I'll beat their asses just like I beat Duece's, and I'll get what's rightfully mine. I am above them, they are still trying to work their way up. Maybe far into the future they'll be on my level, but right now, they better just stay where the fuck they are, unless they want to fuck with Extremity At Its Best, and we all know what that gets you. As for the International Title, I see the newest member of The Syndicate, "The Seat Seller" Thurston Howell, having it around his waist pretty damn soon. The guy is consistent, tough, and has what it takes to be a champion here in the EWA. Of course, the rest of The Syndicate will be right there to back him up. And the Tag Titles, well, Extreme Velocity has them pretty much locked up. The Sexy MF's are the only ones who come close to an actual threat, and both Delsante and Diamante are severly wounded from their matches at the PPV. Right now, there's no competition for them, so EV can just sit back and relax, or go beat the shit out of someone, or whatever! Those boys are going to be tag champs for a long time coming

Rachel Stevens - You just mentioned Thurston Howell as the newest member of The Syndicate. What made you decide to ask him to join the group out all of the other superstars in the EWA?

The Hustler - Thurston Howell, that man is a class act and talented performer, so how could I NOT ask him to join? He's got great ability in the ring, good mic skills, dedication to the sport, and most inportantly, a hatred of 3D! I said before, if I wanted to bring someone into The Syndicate, he would have to be able the help the group immensely, and I think Howell is very capable of that. I am looking very forward to working with him, and kicking serious ass in the EWA.

Rob DiMarco - But, going out of the ring, and into real life here, its no secret that yourself and Jeff Anderson, aka Duece, are very good friends. Just today, The Informer reported that Jeff has suffered worse damage to his back than expected. What can you say about the possible retirement of one of your best friends in the wrestling business?

The Hustler - I think it really, REALLY sucks. Jeff is always the performer, and when it came down to it Sunday night, he didn't want to disappoint the EWA by not showing for the main event. He wanted to prove he's a true champ by competing in that match like he was supposed to, injured or not. You gotta give respect to that. In that match, I just tried to work what I thought would help me win, and that was his back. The Boston Crab may have done it, I don't know. When we wrestle or do interviews, Duece always brings out the best of me, and I'll definitely be saddened to see him go. If Duece does retire, it will be a giant blow to the EWA and wrestling world in general, and I will truly miss him. Hopefully, it doesn't come down to that, and Bigg Daddy Duece will be back in the ring in no time.

Rachel Stevens - Thank you very much for being here, Hustler, it's greatly appreciated! We here in the EWA look forward to seeing you in action at the next Tuesday Night Heat!

Rob DiMarco - Thank you Hustler!

The Hustler - Not a problem, the pleasure was all mine.

Rob DiMarco - We'll be right back after this short commercial break!

Rachel Stevens - Also this Sunday at The Full Revolution 2, was an Extreme Title Match between "The Franchise" Chris Jericho and "The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante. As we all know, Chris Jericho is now the NEW EWA Extreme Champion! And boy-oh-boy... he didn't waste any time at all! Check out this video clip!

Rachel Stevens - We eventually found out that Chris Jericho was the one who planted to note, and it instructed The Wildman to meet him in the parking lot A.S.A.P.!

Chris Jericho - Ladies, gentleman and other EWA lowlifes, welcome to HEAT IS... AH FUCK IT!!!! As everyone knows, I, Your God of the new millennium, Chris Jericho easily defeated a whale carcass Sunday Night, known as Nicholas Jonathan Diamentos. I did not even break a sweat, beating up the "supposed" extreme champion! Hey Nicholas, how's your eye? I honestly must sat that if it wasn't for me, my fans would have been bored to tears with that awful pay per view!!! Speaking of 3D and the EWA, my grandmother could get more fan reaction by showing her puppies than the 3 Dorks of Wrestling will ever get in their lives!! Do you think that anyone gave a rats ass about your eye nicholas, or your back Big Daddy Dope? NO! All they cared about was me winning the extreme title! As everybody saw on Sunday at the PPV, I kicked that fat lards ass and made him lose 20 pounds in the process! Did you see the sweat coming of his body?!?! God... Nevermind seeing him sweat, you could smell him! The rotting skull of William Shakespeare smells better than Nicholas' sweat! I don't think he's worked out that much since he was pushing his head out of his moms...

[Suddenly, the fans start to yell and scream. They are pushed and shoved out of the way, as The Wildman makes his way between the 2 rows of fans.]

Chris Jericho - Well! If it isn't The WildClam!!

[From behind comes Fallen Angel, running at full speed! He grabs the unsuspecting Wildman and bulldogs his face into the concrete ground. A puddle of blood instantly appears. Fallen Angel picks him up by the hair, and whips him through the windshield of the car!]

Chris Jericho - HA! I told everyone that I had a HUGE surprise! I told everyone that something bigger than RX was cumming all over the face of the EWA! But you didn't beleive me!! 3D, Syndicate, and especially Tom Sperm.... Beware!!!! A new KLAN is in town. Me and Fallen Angel.... Oh wait a minute... Didn't he beat Dino Delsante?? And didn't I beat Nicholas?? Well... I guess we're already better than 3D! HAHAHA!!! Fallen Angel, "The Franchise", Big Pappy and Mandi have joined to form the PRESENT and the FUTURE of the EWA!! And remeber.... either your with us, or we'll make you one of us!! Wheteher you like it or not THE KLAN HAS YOU!.....

[Jericho points to the top of the EWA building, pyrotechnics go off, and a banner is displayed with the words "K-Ci Klan" on it.]

Rachel Stevens - And there you have it! The K-Ci Klan have entered the EWA! And in my opinion, these guys are going to be unstoppable! In just two men, they have the EWA Extreme and International Titles, and are both on a hot streak here in the EWA! Everyone should be looking out for these guys!

Rob DiMarco - Welcome to the studio guys!

Tracey Lane - And Girl!

Rob DiMarco - Ouch� sorry about that.

Rachel Stevens - 3D� Two nights ago wasn't the best night you guys have had in the EWA, but, in the end� it wasn't the worst night either. Dino, for a short period of time you actually became the EWA International Champion! How do you feel about your go around with "Crystal Clear" Cody Covington?

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - I'm going to go on record and say that it was the definitive match up of my career at this point. No offense, Deuce.

Deuce - None taken, you did one hell of a job last night.

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - Since Day One, I've said that I am not a hardcore wrestler. Cody has said the exact same thing. So, for two wrestlers to go at it in an environment that isn't there own, you have to tip your hat to both.

Rob DiMarco - Dino, you took one hell of a beating at The Full Revolution 2! And truthfully, you gained the respect of a lot of people because not one 3D member assisted you in winning your match. However, you did still come up on the short end of the stick. What do you think would have happened if Cody was able to finish the set?

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - We'll never know, will we? I said it on Sunday, and I'll say it again, some day soon, Cody and I will finish what we started, whether it be for a title or not. I don't owe it to the fans, or the EWA Staff, or even the 3D. I owe it to two people; Cody and me.

Rachel Stevens - Tracy, as a woman, we both know how it feels to share pain and agony with our men. How did you feel the other night to see your man in so much physical pain? Not to mention the mental pain of losing the International belt?

Tracy Lane - In this business, and it is a business, you have to put personal feelings aside. I let him wrestle. If it would have come down to him putting his life in jeopardy, I would have stepped in. But I've learned to trust his judgement. Still�there were some moments on Sunday�let's just say I was standing by the curtain the entire night.

Rob DiMarco - Dino, bottom line, the world wants to know why you handed the belt off to Fallen Angel? Wouldn't it have served your purpose more just to whack him with the title?

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Yeah man, what was up with that? If there was ever an opportunity for a cheap shot, it was right there!

Deuce - Yeah, what's up with that bro?

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - I've never been one to shy away from competition. NEVER. While Fallen Angel wasn't my original opponent, I did issue an open challenge. I lost, plain and simple. If you do it with dignity, there's no shame in it. And contrary to what everyone says, I still have my dignity.

Rachel Stevens - And finally, Dino� what do you think of Thurston Howell's interference during the Street Fight� and his eventual decision to join The Syndicate?

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - What do I think? I think he just signed a death warrant. Thurston Howell is nothing more than an opportunistic vulture. I heard later that Howell and Fallen Angel fought backstage over who would get me in the Cell. The jagoff couldn't even get to the ring! If he wants a piece of the Cornerstone, he knows where to find me. In fact, if I'm not mistaken, that jackass joined the Syndicate, right? Well, you can bet that these sexy brown eyes will be staring a hole in Howell's head at "Any Means Necessary!" Howell got a taste of what's coming to him, but it's nothing compared what I have planned for him, and that is "Written in 'Stone!"

Rob DiMarco - Moving on, let's take it "The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante� who is sporting a pair of dark shades, for obvious reasons.

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Yeah� pretty much. Having a piece of glass in your eye doesn't do much for your looks, so shut up about it, ya hear?

Rob DiMarco - Once again, I apologize.

Rachel Stevens - Nick, at The Full Revolution 2 you�

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Hey sexy. [Smiles]

Rachel Stevens - [Blushes] Uh, hey.

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Go on, don't let me interrupt.

Rachel Stevens - Ok. [Smiles] At The Full Revolution 2� the event that was supposed to be "Nick's PPV", you didn't have the best of luck in your match against "The Franchise" Chris Jericho, the new EWA Extreme Champion. You suffered a serious injury that may keep you out of the ring for a few weeks, you lost your title, and you found out that pay-back is a bitch, from the Wildman. First, are your thoughts in your match against Y2J?

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - No, Rachel, it wasn't my night at all. Sure, I had my kicks at the end of the night, but pretty much� everything else went wrong. Chris Jericho, I'm going to say something to you that you probably won't expect, and I want you to listen to me. Normally, I'd come out here and bash you for bringing me under the ring, and stabbing me with a sharp object. But the more and more I think about it, the smarter and smarter it seems. We ended up fighting under the ring in complete darkness� and it seems that the EWA ring-crew likes their Budweisers. You did what you had to do to come out on top, and you can't even get blamed for doing something hanus because nobody saw you. Jericho, you're a smart man, and you took advantage of a situation. For that, I give you all the credit in the world. Enjoy the EWA Extreme Title, and defend it proudly, but don't get all happy inside� because if you and I cross paths, be it in the locker rooms or the ring� I'll remember that you stabbed me in the eye with a beer bottle, and I'll be perfectly willing to introduce you to a two-four, at no price� complements of "The Stud".

Rob DiMarco - What about The Wildman? It looks like you back-jumped him once too many times, and he finally got his revenge on you.

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - First off, for the record, any man who leaves his back uncovered deserves to have a knife stuck in it. That's why I have Enzo, and that's why my brothers have The Big Johnsons!

Leroy Johnson - Das rite! We be da ones to proteck 3D's neck, ya heard! Elro, Enzo, and me, Lero! We da third dimenshun to da Thee Dimenshuns!

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - The Wildman finally grew up and stood up to the plate a few nights ago. Wildman, I wore the EWA Extreme Title, but I'm over it as fast as I picked it up. Right now, next to The Syndicate, you're my number one target, and believe you me� once my eye heels up, you and I are gonna go at it. You wanna mess with someone in the big leagues, pal. YOU GOT THE BIGGEST PRO IN THE BIZ! Now, you'll learn what it feels like to hang with some real talent� and I stress the term "HANG", because we've always got a noose ready for you. [Smiles]

Rob DiMarco - Well, we hope that we'll never see a display like that again!

Rachel Stevens - Nick, there was a pretty decent point to your actions last night� and that was your "big surprise". Can you give us a little background on how everything came together?

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Sure, History 101 with your favorite teacher, "The Stud". Basically, last year at The Full Revolution, Vinny D and I shocked the world by bringing together the hugest plan in the EWA to-date! We put our heads together and build an army that the wrestling world will NEVER forget! When I said that this "surprise" would "mirror" last year's events, everyone jumped to conclusions. In the end, Vince Di Nardo and Nick Diamante's minds came together, once more, to help the 3D keep the EWA World Title. Vince is, and always will be a friend to 3D!

Rob DiMarco - Just for the record, what did the doctors say bout your eye?

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - I talked to the EWA medical staff as well as my own family doctor, and they both told me the same thing. I have some minor damage to the surface of my right eye, and it has to stay bandaged and free from bright light for about a week. I do have some blurred vision, and my doctors advised me to stay out of the ring for 2 weeks to a month. But guess what? I'm a wrestler and I ain't laying on my ass while my 3D family fights a war with The Syndicate. I have too many scores to settle, so expect me in the ring as early as next week!

Rachel Stevens - Fair enough. Now, last night, as fans, we were presented to yet another magnificent EWA World Title Match! But Deuce, you were anything but at 100%. Can you tell us exactly how you got injured while training, and when it happened?

Deuce - Well, basically, I was doing a very routine move� a squat while carrying an excess of 200 pounds. I went into it without being warmed up properly, and I fucked myself over. It happened around 2 PM, just hours before The Full Revolution 2.

Rob DiMarco - How bad was the injury? Rumors are floating around the Internet that you were in absolutely no shape to wrestle, but Stone forced you to because it was his main event and he couldn't ruin it for the fans. Any truth to the rumors?

Deuce - That is basically the truth. I mean, it's not like Tom "FORCED" me into the match or anything. However, I know where he was coming from. Without the champ, a PPV would be nothing. Like any injury, it doesn't hurt that bad until you cool down, go to sleep, and wake up the next morning barely able to move. This injury is pretty complex� it is too hard to tell just how bad it will be or how long it will keep me out. But I GUARANTEE I will be ready by the time "Any Means Necessary" rolls around.

Rob DiMarco - When it came down to it, you stepped into the ring with a man who was once a great friend and tag-partner, The Hustler. How do you think he faired against you?

Deuce - The Hustler did a good job, I'll admit it. I'm not gonna come out here and spoon-feed everyone a bunch of BS! The 3 Dimensions of Wrestling knew how bad I was hurt, and they knew there was no chance in me holding the title if The Hustler was at the top of his game. But like Nick said� it was a magical night, and we DID pull out all the stops. Come hell or high water, we'll do anything to stay on top!

Rob DiMarco - After The Full Revolution 2, the question still lays� "Can Deuce beat The Hustler??" With your injury, it is obvious that the 3D pulled out all the stops and got Vince Di Nardo to save you. How do you think the match would have ended if you didn't have Vince's help? Come on Deuce, you were seriously injured!

Deuce - Listen, Rob� are you not paying attention? Or do you just wanna rub salt in my wounds? One-on-one, I can take The Hustler. Some bad shit went down yesterday causing me to get hurt, so we had to change our strategy! Bottom line, the day will come Hustler� don't worry, I owe you that much.

Rachel Stevens - What have the doctors said to you about your injury, Deuce? How long will it be before you're back in action?

Deuce - The doctors� they said a bunch of crap. They took X-Rays and all kinda of useless BS! Nobody knows how bad Deuce is really hurt like The Deuce knows it. I don't need no 40 year old faggot with an annoying lisp and a stethoscope telling me what to do. I'll be back before the next PPV� injured or not!

Rob DiMarco - Lets get to some general opinion questions before we go off their air with EWA Aftermath. We all heard about the next EWA pay-per-view, "Any Means Necessary" and we've all heard the format. You guys will take on The Syndicate in one of the 3 8-Man Elimination matches. I'm assuming that Dino, Nick and Deuce will be in this match for sure. Who will be your fourth partner?

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - There are more than 3 capable wrestlers here, Rob. But if we feel like it, hell� maybe we'll give The Syndicate a little handicap advantage! [Laughs]

Rachel Stevens - As you guys know, to advance to the "Any Means Necessary" World Title Match, you have to be one of the survivors in your 8-Man Elimination Matches. We all know that this final match is an "every man for himself" type of match. Where will this guys put you, as a unit? Dino� Nick� will your greed for the EWA Title outweigh your loyalty to the 3D?

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - If I am to face the Champ, then you know it'd be the biggest match of the year to see us get it on. And if it's meant to be, then I can promise you, Rachel Stevens, that this time there won't be any dives.

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - To say that my focus won't be on the title will be wrong.

Deuce - EXCUSE ME?

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Hold on Bigg Daddy, hold on. Let's just say, by some freak accident, you don't even make it to the big match? Wouldn't you want either Dino or I to keep the title in the family?

Deuce - You've got a good point� true. But trust me� The Bigg Daddy will win the match!

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - So that's my point bro, don't take it the wrong way. This is your time in the EWA, and believe me, I'm out to help you hold on to that strap. The 3D is a family, and the EWA wants to use this event to force issues between all of us. But we're better than that, right? WE'RE FAMILY! [Smiles]

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - And the family that plays together, not only stays together, but has every belt in the fed.

Deuce - DAMN RIGHT!

Rachel Stevens - Well, that about does it for EWA Tuesday Night Heat - The Aftermath! We hope you enjoyed the new format, and we look forward to doing this every month!

Rob DiMarco - For Rachel Stev�

Deuce - WHOA! Hold on! My boy Elroy is kinda pissed cause none of you even asked him a question! Let him say goodbye!

Rob DiMarco - Um, sure� why not?

Elroy Johnson - Fo Wachel and Bowwby! Dis is The Thwee Dee! Latta Fo'!