| Tuesday Night Heat Results - February 8th, 2000. |
| Tuesday Night Heat Results - February 8th, 2000. |
The Informer - WELCOME, EVERYBODY, TO ANOTHER LIVE BROADCASTING OF TUESDAY NIGHT HEAT!!
Vic Canon - FANS, TONIGHT IS A SHOW YOU CANNOT MISS!!!
Eddie Sensation - No, that was last week! And the week before! And the week before! And.... Aww screw it! YOU CAN'T MISS ANY TUESDAY NIGHT HEATS!! THEY'RE ALL AMAZING!!!
The Informer - You got that right Eddie! Tonight, we've got Extreme and North American Tilte action, along with a retirement match and a 6 Man Tag!
Vic Canon - Hey, you hogged it all! In that 6 Man Tag, Fallen Angel, The Wildman and Thurston Howell will team up to take on 3D!
Eddie Sensation - What a match that will be! The 3 Dimensions of Wrestling will be sure to wipe the mat with their faces!
The Informer - Also tonight, we have the meeting between Tom Stone and the woman that is carrying his child!
Vic Canon - I heard Tom Stone's wife will be there also, so that should be good!
Eddie Sensation - YES!! CAT FIGHT!!!!
The Informer - But, to kick things off, we have an In-Ring Interview with The Syndicate!
Vic Canon - In the ring is Rachel Stevens, so lets get the show on the road!
Eddie Sensation - You mean started?
Vic Canon - Whatever!
| Interview with The Syndicate. |
Rachel Stevens - Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome.... THE SYNDICATE!
The Informer - WOW! Listen to these people go nuts! After last week's action which brought these men together, their popularity has gone through the roof!
Vic Canon - No doubt about it! They went after the 3D, so the people can't help but love The Syndicate!
Eddie Sensation - Shut up! Both of you! When The 3D hears these punks flapping their gums, I'm sure they'll come out here and take the necessary actions!
Rachel Stevens - WOW! These people really do love you here in Baltimore!
"The Interrogator" Richard Dreyborn - Well, all I gotta say right now at this moment is....... 3D, 3 Dumb. Did you actually think we'd join your pathetic attempt at a stable?? Did you actually think we'd join forces with three of the most painstakingly stupid individules that have ever walked this earth?? You guys were the fish, and we were the fishermen..... and you fell for our bait hook, line, and sinker.
Rachel Stevens - Guys, tell me one thing. We all know that Extreme Velocity and The Hustler haven't always been the best of friends. You both have histories of powerboming each other through cages. How could you guys even be friends??
[Richard Dreyborn points at the entrance ramp, and Henzaki Terashi makes his way to the ring...]
Eddie Sensation - Hey.... Isn't he crippled?!
Vic Canon - I guess not!
"The Extremist" Justin Sane - 3D.... When Hustler put our manager through a cage, we came out here the next night and we said that we would get our revenge because Hustler ended the career of our manager. But, didn't you wonder when you first saw him, just who was under that mask??
[Henzaki Terashi takes off his mask, revealing his identity......... a typical japanese man.]
Rachel Stevens - But Justin... The Hustler powerbombed your manager through the top of the Hell in a Cell!
"The Extremist" Justin Sane - Rachel, must you be so neive?? This is exactly who we said he was...... Henzaki Terashi, professional stunt man!!!!! So, sure, he got a couple bruises, but he wasn't crippled!! Don't you see, 3D???? We outsmarted you this time!!
Rachel Stevens - So, this was a plot all along?? Hustler... how long have you guys been waiting to form The Syndicate?
The Hustler - Well, Rachel, the plan for the formation of the Syndicate has been in formation as soon as I heard Extreme Velocity was coming here to the EWA. I had a gut feeling inside me that this teaming up with Duece wasn't going to work out like I wanted it to, so I contacted these boys right here. We made informal plans about it, not really sure of anything until 3D was formed. Extreme Velocity and I then went back to the original plan of us teaming up, because we knew we had what it takes to take down those three sons-of-bitches in 3D. We arranged a plan in which Dreyborn and Sane would gain the confidence of 3D, and infiltrate the ranks, I guess would be the best way to put it. Then, this past Tuesday Night Heat, the wool was pulled over 3D's eyes, they got their asses kicked with some nice hand-selected Louisville Sluggers, and I introduced Duece's face to my fists. Even though I lost the Extreme Title out of the ordeal, I gained something a little better, and that is the strongest force in the EWA, The Syndicate!
Rachel Stevens - Let me ask you one thing. Last week, your groups emergence into the EWA was somewhat over shadowed by the fact that you lost the EWA Extreme Title to "The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante. You may have won the battle last week against the 3D overall, but he did still walk away with your gold. How do you feel about that?
The Hustler - As I said, I think The Syndicate right now is more important than the Extreme Title. I'll be honest, I do miss that piece of gold around my waist, and I hate the way I lost it, but, what's needed now is a force that can take 3D head on. Plus, the loss of that belt gives me the opportuntiy to go after another belt, a very precious belt, the belt most coveted in professional sports today, the EWA Heavyweight Title! Nick Diamante took away my Extreme Title, well, I'm going to take his friend Duece's title instead. Oh, don't worry Nick, you are going to get yours bro, and its going to come pretty damn soon actually. Diamante, I defended that belt with class, like no other extreme fighter in the EWA's history, with the upmost of my ability as a wrestler and fighter. You bring disgrace to it, and it sickens me to see it around your waist. You are nothing but an EXTREMELY BIG JOKE!!! I hope soon enough, someone with an actual good reputation as a hardcore fighter takes that belt away from you. You had to win with four other men helping you, and that's just down right pathetic. That's exactly how I see Diamante and the rest of 3D, PATHETIC. You knew you couldn't beat me one-on-one, so maybe it was a good idea to bring your lackeys into it, otherwise, you would have gotten your fat Italian ass handed to you on a silver platter! We WILL meet down the line, Diamante, guran-damn-teed, and there will be deadly repercussions for your actions.
Rachel Stevens - Guys, there's no doubt about the fact that you are now one of the major forces in the EWA. However, is your main goal to rid the EWA of the 3D, or is it to move yourselves up in the ranks on the EWA?
"The Interrogator" Richard Dreyborn - Bottom line, for us, it's hook or crook. 3D wants to get in our way, we'll take them out. And if it means destroying anyone else to help us get where we want, then so be it. It's our time now, and 3D, you're in our way!!
Rachel Stevens - How big will The Syndicate get? I mean, do you guys have plans for expansion?
The Hustler - As I have said before in a past interview, there are PLENTY of rumors flying all over the locker room and on the internet about The Syndicate getting a new member or members. As of right now, we have no permanent plans for expansion, but if the situation arises where I think I can add a man that will greatly help our group, then I will act upon it. There are no limits for The Syndicate, in the ring, what we are capable of, and....... how large we grow. All The Syndicate needs right now here tonight is "The Interrogator" Richard Dreyborn, "The Extremist" Justin Sane, myself, The Hustler..... and all the fans here in Baltimore tonight to be backing us up!!!
Rachel Stevens - WOW! All I can say here guys is that you seem to be the best thing going in the EWA right now! Your popularity is booming, and you...
[Suddenly, "Rock is Dead" by Marylin Manson begins to blast over the arena's P.A. system as thousands of fans jump to their feet and respond with a mixed reaction. After a few moments of listening to the 3D theme and watching the 3D video wall, the entire group of The 3 Dimensions of Wrestling all make their way out past the curtains and stand at the top of the stage. All in normal street clothes, each man and woman has a very serious look on their face. Nick Diamante, with mic in hand, begins to speak...]
"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Baltimore, Maryland....
The Informer - Listen to these people, will ya! I haven't a more negative response from a crowd since.... Since the last time the 3D came out before a crowd!
Eddie Sensation - Oh listen to you! Trying to be cute, huh?
Vic Canon - I found it rather funny, actually!
"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Ya know, I'm not even going to start on you people today, because I have more important issues to get to. We were sitting in the ba...
The Informer - HA HA! Listen to these people! They're really getting on Nick's nerves, even though he won't show it!
Eddie Sensation - You would be annoyed too if a bunch of farmers started booing every time you tried to speak!
"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - If you don't mind, I'm trying to make a point here!
Vic Canon - That statement didn't help much!
"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - A few moments ago, the entire group of the 3D were sitting backstage attempting to swallow all the CRAP we were being fed here by these 3 gentlemen in the ring. And ya know what? As bad as it was... leave it up to that dumb blonde in the ring to make the stupidest comment of all! Rachel Stevens... do you really think that The Syndicate is the hottest thing going in the EWA?
The Informer - These fans here in Baltimore sure do!
Eddie Sensation - Yeah, that's because they're too stupid to think for themselves and form an educated opinion!
"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Ms. Stevens... opinions are like a night with you. Everybody has one... and they feel all big and proud after they've marked their territory!
Eddie Sensation - HAHAHAHAHA!!! IT'S THE TRUTH!! IT'S THE TRUTH!! I KNOW FROM EXPERIENCE!!
Vic Canon - That was just rude and uncalled for!
Eddie Sensation - YEAH! BUT LOOK AT THE LOOK ON RACHEL'S FACE! IT'S PRICELESS!
The Informer - Eddie, please!
"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - The Syndicate, huh? We'll we're not out here to make a bunch of excuses. Extreme Velocity, you played the 3D for a bunch of fools. You saw an opening, and you took it. Personally, I know that I was too wrapped up in making a fool out of Josh Hamric that I didn't even see your little attack coming. So for that, I applaud you. But now... it's our time to get a little revenge, and I think "The Cornerstone" will tell you all about it.
Eddie Sensation - Nick's handing the mic over to "The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante! The current EWA World Television Champion!
The Informer - Umm, Eddie. The EWA doesn't have a TV title.
Eddie Sensation - Sure we do! Dino's holding it in his hand right now!
"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - There seems to be two guys in the ring right now that don't know their history. Do you two jagoffs remember me? I'm the guy that gave you more than a few headaches in the past. If memory serves me correctly, I've beaten you both individually and as a team. So, since the two of you feel the need to associate with someone who I've beaten as well, and since the two of you have two belts that should be ours, why don't we have a little fun? Tonight, right here on Tuesday Night Heat in the shitty...I mean, city of Baltimore, Extreme Velocity versus the Sexy MF's. But, since me and Nick just sprung this on you, we don't think it'd really be fair to request a shot at the titles. So, instead, why don't we make it a non-title match? BUT, if we win in ANY way, you two not only give us a shot at the Tag Team Championship within the next month, but you don't cry like bitches after we do it. What do you say?
"The Extremist" Justin Sane - You want it, Dino?? You really want it?? THEN YOU GOT IT. And we promise, you'll get yours!!!
"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - Get one thing straight, Justin. I'm sure Nick can hold his own against Dick Dreyborn, and punk, I've kicked your ass before. So do me a favor and shine that belt around your waist real good. You're not facing Fallen Angel. You're facing "The Diamond Stud" and "The Cornerstone."
"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Extreme Velocity, I'm really glad to see that you're being men about this situation. Giving The Sexy MF's a shot is a very noble thing to do... but don't get me wrong, it sure as hell isn't the smart thing to do.
"The Interrogator" Richard Dreyborn - And just why would that be, Nicky D?
"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Well, I'm about to tell ya, and I'm about to show ya! It's no secret that over the last few days, Nick Diamante has become one of the most hated man in all of wrestling. And when you're this hated, you simply can't watch everyone on your own. Know this, I went back to Italy, and and recruited me a bodyguard! This man is blood, my blood... and he knows only one task, and that is to protect "The Diamond Stud"! So fans... without further adeu, allow me to introduce THE MAN who will watch my back while I continue to kick ass here in the Extreme Wrestling Association... you people can call him ENZO!
["Rock is Dead" by Marylin Manson begins to blast over the arena once again. The fans all rise in anticipation over just who will step out as Nick Diamante's bodyguard. Finally, a HUGE figure steps out from behind the curtain wearing a full 3-piece navy blue, fine Italian suit and a pair of pure black shades. His hair is slicked back and tied in a pony-tail and his face is perfectly clean-shaven around his goatee...]
The Informer - OH MY GOD!!! LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THIS MONSTER!!
Vic Canon - MY GOODNESS!!!! THIS MAN IS HUGE!!! HE MUST WEIGHT ALMOST 400 POUNDS!!! AND LOOK AT HIM!!! HE'S SIGNIFICANTLY TALLER THAN BOTH LEROY AND ELROY JOHNSON!!
Eddie Sensation - WHOOOOOO YEAH!!! THE TABLES HAVE JUST TURNED FOR THE 3D, HAVEN'T THEY??
The Informer - GOOD GOD!
"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Does that answer your question, Mr. Dreyborn?
Vic Canon - I have never seen a bigger, more intimidating force in the EWA! EVER!
"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Right now, I know each and everyone of you people in this audience are asking yourselves the same questions. "How BIG is this man?"... "How much does he weight?"... "Where did he come from?"
Eddie Sensation - EXACTLY!
"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - All you need to know is that this man is here to make sure my back is watched! No, he doesn't speak for himself... and he's not a wrestler. However, from time to time, I'm sure I'll let Enzo take care of my light work in the ring! EWA... take notice. ENZO IS HERE, AND HE DOESN'T PLAY!
The Informer - OH MY...
Vic Canon - Yet another addition to the 3 Dimensions of Wrestling! Big Enzo is here to watch "The Stud's" back!
Eddie Sensation - Damn! Look at the size of this guy! We know that Elroy Johnson is 7 foot-plus... and Enzo makes Leroy look pretty small! He must be just under 8 feet tall, and maybe even 400 pounds! AND HE WORKS FOR NICKY D AND THE 3D!! HOW CAN YOU GO WRONG??
The Informer - Wait guys! The Hustler just picked up the mic!
The Hustler - Whoa, whoa, whoa there!!! I don't mean to break up this little Italian party we got going on over there, BUT I'M NOT DONE WITH YOU ASSHOLES YET, SO YOU STAND THERE AND LISTEN! Now, it seems everyone is in SUCH a giving mood tonight, talking about the upcoming Pay Per View and all, there is still an issue undecided about it, and that's what going to happen with the EWA Heavyweight Title. Yeah, that means I'm talking to you now, Duece, you moron. Now, as I recall, you stated before our match a couple weeks ago on Heat, that if I defeated you, I get a shot at your belt at The Full Revolution 2. Well, I beat your punkass, just like I said I would, and now I WANT MY FUCKIN' SHOT! Even though this match should have been signed weeks ago, I'm going to ask for it tonight, right here and right the fuck now, DUECE, ME AND YOU, FULL REVOLUTION 2, FOR THE HEAVYWEIGHT STRAP, WHAT DO YOU SAY???
Deuce - Hustler, yes I said if you BEAT me you can have your shot... but you didn't beat me Hustler. I lost to you, but you didn't show me anything in that match that showed me that you are championship material and deserve a shot at this belt.
The Hustler - Oh, I see. So you are telling me I'm NOT good enough to face you for the gold? Ok, hmmmmm. Well, it seems to me that all of those steriods you've been taken have shruken your balls up to the size of peas! Where's the big, bad Duece that I just love? Don't tell me...... Deuce, you're not..... [Laughs]....... You're not SCARED, are you? Maybe you just realize that the man who's known for you for two plus years now, who's trained with you, who's knows what lurks inside you, who knows EVERYTHING about you, wants to take you on for the thing you hold most dear in the world. Duece, are you really going to bitch out like this, like some little punk. Shit, I can see the paper you are made of from here, and it looks pretty damn THIN to me! You don't want to face me at The Full Revolution, is that your answer? Well, I think we all know now what kind of man you really are, what kind of coward holds the gold here in the EWA. I am the biggest challenge you have Duece, you are going to have to face me sometime. And if you prolong our match, the potential beating you WILL receive from me will be just worse with every passing day. Duece, with your last comments, it just proves how much of a coward you are, and already mentally, I have beaten you.
Deuce - You UNGRATEFUL, disrespective... PISSANT!!! After all I have done for you, carry your ass through the DOA through the EWA as M2S, and you have the BALLS to question the SIZE OF MINE!! You wanna put your balls on the table and see who has the bigger pair? Well I can gauran-damn-tee you Hussy, that when they call me the Bigg Daddy that they aren't just talking about my height. So, what does that mean? That means Hustler that if you wanna go one on one with the BIGG ONE... then you got yourself a match.... at Full Revolution 2 you and your Syndicate buddies won't be able to see me.. or the rest of my crew.. cause we are in 3D, and when I smoke you with the Chronic... you will feel the effects of the HIGH!!!.... put 'em to bed fellas!!!
[The 3 Dimensions of Wrestling begin to leave the area and head to the back, but not before Justin Sane grabs the mic...]
"The Extremist" Justin Sane - Hey Nick and Dino, look into these eyes boys. Dino, what you delt with one year ago ain't nowhere near the level we're at now! Don't dwell on the past Dino, it's all different now!!! Then Nick, bring in as many oversized morons as you want..... Bottom line though is this Nick, when it comes down to it, IT'S YOU..... Not them, that's going to pay the price!!! It's YOU, not them, who will be one of the key's to the Sydicate's success!!!
The Hustler - EWA, fans in attendance tonight, The Syndicate IS here, and we ARE the strongest force in the EWA today. We got the Tag Team Champs, and the SOON-TO-BE world champ right here. We are the craziest, most sadistic, most diabolical, and most powerful alliance right now in the EWA, and we WILL make our presence known, unlike any other men ever have before. It should be illegal to put three men with such talent, I swear! EWA, we are the cure, for all the diseases, all the wrongdoings, all the bullshit that seems to occur. 3D, you don't stand a chance, period. And Duece, hold that belt, caress it, press it against your body, cause your days are numbered with that belt in your possession. Soon, my friend, that belt will belong to Extremity At Its Best, and TONIGHT, Dreyborn, Sane, and I, will prove how fuckin serious we are! EWA, WELCOME TO THE ERA OF THE SYNDICATE!!!!!!!!!
[The 3 men leave the ring through the crowd as 3D stands at the top of the ramp, taken back at what The Syndicate just said.]
| Backstage... |
| Pre-Match Interview with Chris Jericho. |
Chris Jericho - Big Popeye is an ignorant imbecile!! He couldn't fight his way out of a shoebox. He is an ungrateful pice of shit! I took him to the big show, I took him to the top!!This is how he pays back his hero??
Rob DiMarco - Personally, I think you treat him like shit and I'm glad he's revolting!!!
Chris Jericho - What!!! You little turd, I'll snap you in half with my pinkie finger. You should respect your hero's and pay homage to them every night before you go to bed! After I'm done kicking Big Popeye's ass I'm going to come back here and spank you like your mamma should have done 10 years ago!
Rob DiMarco - Ok ok! Damn! Back to you guys......
| Extreme Rules Match: "The Franchise" Chris Jericho vs. Big Pappy. |
[Big Pappy steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring. No music is playing...]
Chris Myers - And his opponent... standing 5'11" and weighing in at 230 pounds, from Calgary, Alberta, Canada, "The Franchise" Chris Jericho!
["Walls Of Jericho" blasts through the speakers, as "The Franchise" Chris Jericho steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]
The Informer - Jericho runs down the ramp, at full speed!!
Vic Canon - He looks pissed! He slides into the ring... Pappy with a clothesline attempt... OH! DROP KICK TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD OF BIG PAPPY! Jericho nailed him!!
Eddie Sensation - Big Pappy is dead! He should never have laid his filthy hand on Jericho!
The Informer - Jericho bounces off the ropes... Pappy is up... Spinning Heel Kick to the jaw of Big Pappy!!
Vic Canon - Jericho is flying! He rolls to the outside....
Eddie Sensation - Hahaha! He's got a piece of wood! Look out Pappy!
The Informer - Jericho throws the wood into the ring... Pappy has it! Jericho rolls in, Pappa swings! OH!
Vic Canon - Jericho rolled out of the way, and Pappy nailed the mat with the wood! He hands have to be stinging!!
Eddie Sensation - OH!
The Informer - JERICHO WITH A KNEE TO THE NUTS!! Pappy falls to the mat!
Vic Canon - Jericho bounces off the ropes...... OH!! ASAI MOONSAULT!! HE NAILED IT!!! Jericho goes for the cover...
Eddie Sensation - No he didn't, you idiot!! He's going to the outside! And he's got a table!!!
The Informer - Oh no, Jericho has the table in the ring now! He's setting it up near the corner!
Vic Canon - Jericho rolls Pappy ontop of the table! Pappy with a thumb to the eye! Wait a minute, who's that?!
Eddie Sensation - I don't know! Some chick is running to the ring! She's got a steel chair!!
The Informer - WHAM!! OH NO!! SHE JUST NAILED PAPPY WITH THE CHAIR!!
Vic Canon - She's in the ring! She throws Pappy back ontop of the table... She sets him up...... OH NO!! DON'T DO IT!!!
Eddie Sensation - OOOOOH!!!!!
The Informer - OH MY GOD!!! PILEDRIVER THROUGH THE TABLE!! PAPPY IS OUT!!!!
Vic Canon - BUT THAT WOMAN IS BACK ON HER FEET!! WHAT AMAZING STRENGTH!! WHO IS THIS PERSON?!
Eddie Sensation - WHO CARES!! JERICHO HAS PAPPY IN THE TRIPLE POWERBOMB!!!
The Informer - ONE.......... TWO....... THREE POWERBOMBS!!!!
Vic Canon - Jericho gets back to his feet..... and he applies the Walls of Jericho!!! WALLS OF JERICHO!! WALLS OF JERICHO!!!
Eddie Sensation - PAPPY IS OUT!! HE CAN'T RESPOND!!!
The Informer - THERE'S THE BELL!! JERICHO HAS BEATEN BIG PAPPY!!!
Chris Myers - And the winner of this match, "The Franchise" Chris Jericho!
Vic Canon - Jericho did?! No, it's more like that woman won the match for him!
Eddie Sensation - That'll teach Pappy not to mess with Jericho!
The Informer - Pappy is back with us here... He's finally up on his feet...
Vic Canon - Pappy drops to his knees!!
Eddie Sensation - HAHAHAH!! HE'S BEGGING JERICHO TO TAKE HIM BACK!!! HAHAHAHAHHA!!!!
The Informer - Oh no... Jericho has the mic....
Chris Jericho - Yes, that's it Popeye beg your hero for forgiveness. Patience is a virtue and now you've hopefully learned your lesson. The teacher will always defeat the student! So being the "nice" guy that I am, I will take your sorry ass back... and speaking of sorry excuses for wrestlers, Nicholas Jonathan Diamentos. I realize that you defeated me on Heat about 2 weeks ago, with the help of your henchmen, Big Daddy Dope and Dino DelPiero... I think that's their names, OH WHO GIVES A FUCK! You, Speedbump, and your best friend Tim Sperm tried to screw me, and I must admit, you did a good job at it!
["Rock is Dead" by Marylin Manson begins to blast over the speaker as the 3D video package begins to play on the EWA's video wall. "The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante steps out onto the stage followed by his huge bodyguard, Enzo. Nick, with mic in hand, waits a few moments before he speaks...]
Eddie Sensation - HA HA! "The Franchise" asks and "The Franchise" recieves! Nicky D don't look too happy though...
The Informer - I wonder how he's going to respond here.
"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Why you little pathetic slug!
Vic Canon - The crowds not gonna like that at all!
Eddie Sensation - Yeah, and do you think he cares?
The Informer - He obviously does, or he wouldn't have stopped talking. It takes a lot to shut this man up, you know!
"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - How dare you!? Jericho... how dare you even mention my name after I wiped the mat with your pathetic, unmasculine carcus??
Eddie Sensation - HAHAHA!! Unmasculine!
Vic Canon - I don't know where he got that from!
"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Jericho, it's this simple. You wanna throw my name around like you're something special, you go right ahead! As of the moment, I have yet to be signed for a match at this Sunday's Full Revolution 2 Pay-Per-View! I'm going to be there to reveal my surprise to the world, either way... but if you want a piece of me, "The King of Extreme" in an EXTREME RULES contest, I'll be perfectly willing to put my title on the line!
The Informer - MY GOD! What a challenge!
"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - And I know what you're thinking... I'll just have my 3D buddies run in and cost you the match again, huh? Well do you wanna know how confident Nicky D is that he can beat your ass EXTREME STYLE?? I'll work it into the match stipulations that the 3D is banned from ringside as long as Big Pappy and your Hardcore Whore over there take the night off too! No Dino... No Deuce... No Enzo... No Johnsons... No Pappy.... No Whores! Just me and you for this title! Punk... consider it done! I'll see you at The Full Revolution 2!
Vic Canon - What! He didn't even wait for Chris Jericho to respond!
Eddie Sensation - Vic, you idiot! Nick has power around here, remember? End of story... he wants to fight, and he just made it official!
The Informer - WOW! So at The Full Revolution 2, we're going to see an EWA Extreme Title Match as "The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante defends against "The Franchise" Chris Jericho!
Vic Canon - And there will be no interference by either of these mens' friends! This match is set to steal the show!
| EWA North American Title Match: Denial vs. Aaron Schurr. |
["Denial" by Sevendust blasts through the speakers, as the EWA North American Champion Denial steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]
Chris Myers - And his opponent... standing 6'1" and weighing in at 197 pounds, from Cameron, North Carolina, Aaron Schurr!
["From This Day" by Machine Head blasts through the speakers, as Aaron Schurr steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]
The Informer - We all know the stipulations to this match!!!
Vic Canon - Yep, the North American Title is on the line!
Eddie Sensation - No you idiot! If Schurr wins he's got his EWA contract!!
The Informer - Did you forget about that, Vic??
Vic Canon - Whatever... At least I didn't get rejected by GeniPher!
Eddie Sensation - Ok, now you've crossed the line. After Heat, meet you in the Parking Lot........ If you got the balls....
The Informer - Easy there champ....
Vic Canon - Hahahha... Perfectly said Informer!
Eddie Sensation - We'll see who shows up....
The Informer - Why not go right now??
Vic Canon - Yeah, Eddie??
Eddie Sensation - Cause I'm trying to do my DAMN JOB!
The Informer - WOW. I now have respect for Eddie Sensation! Good man Eddie!!
Vic Canon - .......Aaron Schurr attacks, and applies a headlock! Denial lifts him HIGH in the air....... OH!! Schurr somehow reversed that into a Reverse DDT!!!
Eddie Sensation - Sure, change the subject.....
The Informer - Schurr is up on his feet! He bounces off the ropes... Spinning Heel Kick!! Down goes Denial!
Vic Canon - Hey Informer did you see the Superbowl??
The Informer - Sure did!
Vic Canon - Way to go Rams!
Eddie Sensation - I was going for Tennessee!!
The Informer - Yeah, the Rams played some good football!
Vic Canon - I was sort of going for Tennessee towards the end....
Eddie Sensation - THAT'S WHAT I SAID YOU IDIOT!!!
The Informer - So was I... I always look forward to a come-from-behind victory!
Eddie Sensation - Guys.... What about my op--
The Informer - What about the all-star game??
Vic Canon - Bure scored some nice goals!!
Eddie Sensation - GUYS......
The Informer - Joesph should have been the MVP! That was some nice goaltending!!
Eddie Sensation - GUYS............
Vic Canon - Eh, those damn russians always win it. It's fixed I tell ya!
Eddie Sensation - GOD DAMMIT YOU PIG-FUCKERS!!! HELLO! I'M HERE!! DON'T FUCKING IGNORE ME!!!
The Informer - My ears are starting to ring... There's someone talking about me!
Vic Canon - Mine too!!
Eddie Sensation - THAT'S BECAUSE I'M YELLING YOU FUCKING IDIOTS!!!!
The Informer - HAHHAHAHAHAH!!!
Vic Canon - AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
Eddie Sensation - WHAT?!
The Informer - You're so damn pathetic!
Vic Canon - YOU STRIVE FOR ATTENTION!
Eddie Sensation - HEADS UP!!!!
The Informer - OH MY GOD!!! AARON SCHURR JUST THREW DENIAL THROUGH OUR TABLE!! WHERE THE HELL DID THAT COME FROM?!
Vic Canon - The ref is letting it go! This is insanity!!
Eddie Sensation - If you shit-heads weren't talking about the Superbowl, or the All-Star game, you would have seen it coming!
The Informer - Vic, do you hear anything, I can't hear anything...
Vic Canon - No, it's not like anyone is talking or anything....
Eddie Sensation - Ok, FUCK YOU BOTH.
The Informer - Hahaha! Calm down Eddie! We're fuckin' with ya!
Vic Canon - OH NO! THE WORLD IS OVER! THE INFORMER SWORE!
Eddie Sensation - HAHHAHAHAH!! VIC CANON IS A REBEL!! AHHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!!!!
[Anyways, back to the wrestling now!]
The Informer - Aaron Schurr rolls Denial into the ring... Denial is up, and he's stumbling along. Schurr goes to the second rope..... OH!!! BULLDOG OFF THE SECOND ROPE!!
Vic Canon - He goes for the pin... 1.... 2.... No!
Eddie Sensation - Denial kicks out!!
The Informer - Aaron Schurr gets up, and bounces off the ropes.... Elbow Drop!! He quickly climbs to the top rope.... Denial is on his knees.... MISSLE DROPKICK TO THE CHEST!
Vic Canon - Schurr picks up Denial, and throws him to the corner... Schurr runs in....
Eddie Sensation - OH!! BIG SPLASH!!
The Informer - Schurr climbs up on top.... TORNADO DDT!!!
Vic Canon - What a series of moves by Schurr!!
Eddie Sensation - Uh oh, he's going back up to the top!!
The Informer - Look out!!!!! OOOOOOH!!! OH MY GOD!!!
Vic Canon - 540 DEGREE SENTON BOMB!!! I CAN'T BELEIVE WHAT I JUST SAW!!!!!
Eddie Sensation - THAT WAS FUCKING AMAZING!!!
The Informer - He goes for the cover... 1...... 2..... 3!! NEW CHAMPION!! NEW CHAMPION!!
Chris Myers - The winner of this match, and NEW EWA North American Champion, Aaron Schurr!
Vic Canon - WOW!! IN HIS FIRST EWA MATCH, AARON SCHURR HAS WON THE EWA NORTH AMERICAN TITLE!!!
Eddie Sensation - THAT MOVE WAS AMAZING!!
The Informer - Aaron Schurr has just won his way into the EWA!
Vic Canon - What a match that was!
| Backstage... |
Tom Stone - Ok, lets get started. We both know this is going to be very hard on both of us...... well, all three of us. I know it will be hard for my wife, so I've invited her to join us.
Pregnant Woman - Alright, that's fine with me. Nice to meet you, Mrs. Stone.
Mrs. Stone - My pleasure...
Tom Stone - But, this might be a bit TOO personal. Sharon, I'm going to have to ask you to leave....
Mrs. Sharon Stone - Ok, I respect your privacy. I'll be waiting outside....
Tom Stone - Thanks...
[As she leaves, she slams the door behind her...]
Tom Stone - Fucking bitch..... ANYWAYS, lets get down to buisness... I've worked out a schedule here, showing which days, between which times, where either of us gets the child... You choose the one you like most...
[Suddenly, a loud THUD can be heard outside, followed by screaming and yells for help.]
Tom Stone - She's always looking for attention...
Pregnant Woman - No, I think you should go check it out...
Tom Stone - Ok, fine.
[Tom walks to the door, and opens it. It FLIES open. All of the security guards are piled up against the door, and are all out cold. Tom tips over the pile, and see's his wife missing. But, there is a note on the floor. Tom picks it up, and reads it. He spits on the paper, and crumples it up. Tom then begins to run down the hallway.....]
| Suddenly... |
GeniPher - EWA, I'm out here for a reason... A reason MUCH different then the past few weeks... After what happened last week, I'm PISSED OFF at the Security here in the EWA. What the hell was that?! Some fan just jumps the guard rail, takes advantage of me, and the security can't do anything about it?!?!? THAT LOSER SHOULD BE ARRESTED!! I WANT HIM ARRESTED!!
American Heart Throb - Woah Woah Woah..... hold on just a second! Although what he did was not right, he still fought off ALL of the EWA's security! I must say, I'm pretty impressed with the guy!! So, if you're here in Baltimore, come down to the ring! I promise no security, nothing like that!
[After several minutes of waiting, the fan doesn't show up.]
American Heart Throb - How about this.... You show up and I'll give you the rest of the night with GeniPher!!!
[The crowd ooh's and ahh's in shock, and seconds later the fan is in the ring!]
American Heart Throb - Ha... I knew you'd see it my way! Now, lets get to buisness. Before I get started as a wretler here in the EWA, I'm going to need a bodyguard! Yeah, a bodyguard! Someone to watch my back, and to protect me! And you are the man who's PERFECT for this job! What do you say??
Fan - I don't think so.....
American Heart Throb - Well, remember that you'll be travelling EVERYWHERE WITH GeniPher!!!
Fan - Good point. I'm in!
American Heart Throb - Sweet! Ok, now we need a name for you... Any suggestions??
[GeniPher grabs the mic...]
GeniPher - How about this.... LOSER!!
American Heart Throb - Isn't she funny?? Don't worry about her man... You can get her back tonight when she's on her back with her legs spread!! So, any suggestions??
Fan - How about Draven??
American Heart Throb - Ehhh... That could use some work.... How about The Profit??
Fan - Ok, that's good enough.
American Heart Throb - Perfect! EWA, BEWARE!!! AHT AND THE PROFIT ARE HERE! Next week, you will begin to feel my wrath!!!
[With that, AHT, GeniPher and The Profit leave the ring and head backstage.]
| Backstage... |
| Pre-Match Interview with The Wildman. |
The Wildman - You just had to bring up The Hustler, didn't you DiMarco? Listen, let me tell you a little something about The Hustler, okay? All he wants to do is walk out here every once in a while, and talk about how he wants to kick Deuce's ass and all that nice and dandy sh*t, well sorry Hustler old pal, but you're gonna have to wait in f*cking line like the rest of us. You go ahead and you form your cute little stable you like to call "The Syndicate" and you go and be the tough little soldiers your mommy always liked to tell you you were when you were just a little kid wanting to be like your favorite hero wrestler. Well, buddy, I'm here to tell you that you're childhood dreams are gonna have to be put on hold for a while. I'm gonna go on record right now and say that you and I will get in the ring, and we will bloody and batter each other's bodies up real good, and then we'll just see who the better man is. Ever since I first heard your name, and seen it written on paper, I've wanted a match with you. The most horrifying, disgusting match that has ever been seen in the wrestling world. It's destined to happen, Hustler. You know it, and I know it. Every day that goes by that we don't have this match, I lose a little more respect for you. Granted, I still do have respect for you, but that won't help you in any way shape or form. You can tell me that not only are you the best in extreme wrestling, but gifted in technical wrestling all you want, but the truth is, I will kick your little ass all over whatever arena we choose to do battle in. I'm sorry for getting off the subject, but I just had to get that off my chest. As for Nick Diamante, tonight......well, just go ahead and ask me what I'm gonna do when and if the rest of the 3D comes to join the fun. Go ahead, you know you wanna ask me. ASK ME!!!!
Rob DiMarco - What happens if 3D does try anything? Do you have a backup plan??
The Wildman - Yeah, actually I do have a backup plan. It's simple, yet effective. You wanna know what's gonna happen if 3D tries anything? I'll tell you. I'M GONNA RELEASE THE PURE F*CKING HELL THAT'S INSIDE MY SOUL, AND I'M GONNA SHOW IT TO THEM IF THEY HAVE THE F*CKING BALLS TO INTERUPT THE PUNISHMENT THAT I HAVE IN STORE FOR NICK DIAMANTE!!!! THEY WANNA MOVE ME??? THEY CAN'T MOVE ME!!!! NO ONE CAN MOVE ME!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Rob DiMarco - Back to you guys!!
| EWA Extreme Title Match: "The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante vs. The Wildman. |
Vic Canon - I think it actually stems a little further than last week. A few weeks back on Tuesday Night Heat, Nick Diamante took The Wildman's place in a match against "The Franchise" Chris Jericho. Nick paid off The Wildman that night� The Wildman didn't seem to upset about it at first, but after Nick won the match and put himself right in line for an EWA Extreme Title match, The Wildman suddenly realized that Nick took his spot.
Eddie Sensation - That's the story in a nut-shell� and as we know, we have a NEW "King of Extreme" here in the EWA, and he's none other than the most deserving champ of all time, Nicky D! You guys have seen him� He brings a new meaning to the word "Hardcore"� ain't that the truth!?
The Informer - You've gotta be kidding me�
Eddie Sensation - WHAT???
Vic Canon - Eddie, Nick has yet to win a match without the 3D's help!
Eddie Sensation - HOW CAN YOU EVEN IMPLY THAT?? ARE YOU DOUBTING NICK'S WRESTLING SKILLS???
The Informer - No, Eddie� we all know that Nick Diamante is probably among the 10 best wrestlers in the world! However, he lets his little cocky attitude get in the way� all the way to the point where he loses control in his matches!
Vic Canon - And on top of that, Nick hates Extreme Wrestling! We all know that!
Eddie Sensation - Yeah, but even a technical wrestler can OUT-WRESTLE a hardcore wrestler in an Extreme match.
The Informer - Well, you probably have a pretty valid point there. When it comes down to it, we've got an EWA Extreme Title match coming your way!
Chris Myers - This next match is scheduled for one fall, and is for the EWA Extreme Title! Introducing first... standing 6'4" and weighing in at 265 pounds, from Indianapolis, Indiana, The Wildman!
["Living Dead Girl" by Rob Zombie blasts through the speakers, as The Wildman steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]
Chris Myers - And his opponent... accompanied to the ring by Enzo, standing 6'8" and weighing in at 292� pounds, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, the EWA Extreme Champion, "The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante!
["Got The Life" by Korn blasts through the speakers, as Enzo and the EWA Extreme Champion "The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante step out from behind the curtain and head towards the ring.]
Vic Canon - Big Enzo is in the ring with Nick and The Wildman here! He's standing right infront of Nick basically getting into The Wildman's face intentionally!
Eddie Sensation - LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THIS GUY! HE'S WELL OVER 7 FEET TALL� AND HE LOOKS LIKE A 400-POUNDER FOR SURE!! WHAT'S THE WILDMAN GOING TO DO TO HIM??
The Informer - The Wildman is as close to being in this big man's face as possible! He isn't scared nor is he backing down!
Vic Canon - Hey look� Nick just slid out of the ring�
Eddie Sensation - Weapon time baby! Yeah! The King has come home! Back to his domain! The world of weapons! The world of EXTREME!!!
The Informer - No� actually� he's crawling around the ring here� HEY! HE'S GONNA TRY TO SNEAK UP BEHIND THE WILDMAN!!
Vic Canon - It's smart strategy too! The Wildman is speaking some obscenities towards Enzo. And Enzo is just standing there with his arms crossed!
Eddie Sensation - HERE COMES NICKY D� HE'S GETTING BACK UP INTO THE RING�
The Informer - WHAM!!! THE WILDMAN JUST MET DIAMANTE WITH THE HARDEST RIGHT HAND I'VE EVER SEEN!!! THE WILDMAN PLAYED THAT ONE PERFECTLY, AND NICK IS BACK OUTSIDE IN FRONT OF US!!
Vic Canon - LISTEN TO THIS CROWD!!! THIS IS AWESOME!!
Eddie Sensation - YO!! YO!! IN THE RING!!! ENZO HAS A GRIP OF THE WILDMAN'S HEAD!!! THE OL' CRANIUM CRUNCH IS CLAMING A VICTIM HERE!!!
The Informer - COME ON!!! THIS MAN ISN'T EVEN IN THE MATCH FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!! GET HIM OUT OF HERE!!
Vic Canon - WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING??? HE'S RELEASED THE CRANIUM CRUSHER AND NOW HE'S GOT THE WILDMAN UP� WOW!! UP IN A GORILLA PRESS!!! WHAT POWER BY THE BIG BODYGUARD OF "THE DIAMOND STUD"!!!
Eddie Sensation - "DIAMOND DELIVERY SERVICE"!!! WE'VE GOT A PACKAGE!!! WATCH OUT GUYS!!!! WATCH OUT!!!
The Informer - HE TOSSES THE WILDMAN�..
Vic Canon - OH MY GOD!!! BIG ENZO JUST TOSSED THE WILDMAN RIGHT INTO THE TIME KEEPER'S TABLE!!! NO!!! STOP THIS!!! NO!!
Eddie Sensation - HAHAHAHAHA!!!! THAT WAS A CLASSIC!!! OH MY GOD!!! LOOK AT MYERS!!! HE'S GOT A MOUTH-FULL OF THE WILDMAN'S FOOT!!!
The Informer - THIS IS PURE CHAOS!!! HAS THIS MATCH EVEN STARTED YET?? I DON'T REMEMBER HEARING A BELL, DO YOU??
Vic Canon - As a matter of fact, no� I don't remember!
Eddie Sensation - WHO CARES! THIS IS GREAT, WHOLESOME FAMILY ENTERTAINMENT HERE!!! BIG ENZO IS COMING TO THE OUTSIDE� AND NICK LOOKS TO BE DIRECTING HIM TO DO SOMETHING HERE!! WHAT?? I CAN'T WAIT!!!
The Informer - Enzo steps over the ropes and makes it to the outside! THIS MONSTER NEEDS TO BE STOPPED!!!
Vic Canon - YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN!!!
Eddie Sensation - What's Nick doing?? He's looking for something specific in that rubble that was ONCE an EWA announce table!
The Informer - He looks rush� I don't understand this!
Vic Canon - Nick has something evil in store, and we know that's for sure! He's determined here!
Eddie Sensation - A MIC! A MIC!! DIAMANTE HAS A MIC!!
"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Hey! Test� Test!
The Informer - OH GOD! HERE WE GO!!!
Vic Canon - NOT AGAIN!!!
"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Boys in the back! You lower that sunnuvabitch down!
Eddie Sensation - What? Huh?
"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Enzo, keep him down! KEEP HIM DOWN DAMNIT!!
The Informer - ENZO IS BEATING THE LIVING DAYLIGHT OUT OF THE WILDMAN!!! OH MY GOD!!! WHAT A KICK TO THE RIBS!!!
Vic Canon - OH NO!!! AND NOW HE'S GOING BACK TO APPLY THAT DREADED CRANIUM CRUSHER!! DAMNIT!!! GET SOMEBODY DOWN HERE!!! THIS ISN'T EVEN A MATCH!!
"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - HURRY UP!!! LOWER THE DAMN THING!!
Eddie Sensation - What's he talking about???
The Informer - Lower the damn thing� Lower what???
[The camera takes us to a VERY blurry shot of the arena's roof. The picture isn't great because of the arena lights, but eventually we see a mechanical device holding a NOOSE being lowered down�]
Vic Canon - MY GOD!!! WHAT IS IT??? IT'S� IT'S� IT'S A NOOSE!!! THESE MEN ARE GOING TO HANG THE WILDMAN!!! NO!!!
Eddie Sensation - HHAHAHAHA!!!! CAN YOU SAY DEJA VU!!! I KNOW THE WILDMAN CAN!!!
The Informer - EDDIE, HOW CAN YOU JOKE ABOUT THIS!!! THEY'RE GOING TO ATTEMPT TO KILL A MAN HERE!!!! AND THIS ISN'T THE FIRST TIME EITHER!!! LOOK DAMNIT!!! THE WILDMAN IS PRACTICALLY UNCONSCIOUS DUE TO BIG ENZO'S HOLD!!
Vic Canon - FANS! ABOUT A YEAR AGO, A MAN BY THE NAME OF "JAMES HAWK BRADSHAW", UNDER NICK'S ADVISORY AND IN REVOLUTION X, THEY� THEY� THEY ACTUALLY ATTEMPTED TO HANG THE WILDMAN!!
Eddie Sensation - AND TONIGHT THEY'RE GONNA GET IT DONE!!! LOOK!!! THE NOOSE IS LOWERED!!! NICK DIAMANTE IS TAKING A FEW STOMPS AT THE HEAD OF THE WILDMAN!!! HAHAHAHA!!!
"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - ENZO!!! TIE 'EM UP!!! SHOW THIS LOW-LIFE BASTARD WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU MESS WITH NICK DIAMANTE� AND WHEN YOU MESS WITH THE 3D!!!
The Informer - OH MY GOD!!! DAMNIT!!! GET SOMEONE IN HERE TO STOP THIS!!! IN THE BACK, IF YOU HEAR ME!!! GET SOME HELP!!! FAST!!! NOW!!!
Vic Canon - NO!!! DAMNIT!!! ENZO IS STARTING TO FIDDLE WITH THE NOOSE!!! HE'S GOT HIS HUGE ARM AROUND THE THROAT OF THE WILDMAN!!!
Eddie Sensation - LOOK AT THE WILDMAN'S FACE!!! IT'S BLUE!!!
"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - LET THE HANGING BEGIN!!!
The Informer - WHAT AN ASSHOLE!!! WHAT AN ASSHOLE!!! AND LISTEN!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT SOME OF THESE FANS ARE ACTUALLY CHEERING THIS OPEN DISPLAY OF VIOLENCE!!! THIS ISN'T WRESTLING!!! THIS ISN'T COMPETITION!!! WE NEED THE POLICE IN HERE!!! AND WE NEED THEM TO ARREST NICK DIAMANTE!!!
Vic Canon - WAIT!!! HERE COMES A FLURRY OF OFFICIALS!!!
Eddie Sensation - NO!!!! WHY????? THEY DIDN'T DO NOTHING� YET!!!
The Informer - THERE'S ABOUT 20 EWA REFEREES AND OFFICIALS MAKING THEIR WAY TO THE RING!!! OH MY GOD!!! WHAT THE HELL!!!
Vic Canon - NICK DIAMANTE AND ENZO ARE THROWING RIGHT HANDS FASTER THAN JOSH HAMRIC THROWS WRESTLER'S CAREERS AWAY!!!
Eddie Sensation - HAHAHA!!! THAT'S RIGHT!!! ANYONE WHO ATTEMPTS TO EVEN ENTER THE RING GETS NAILED!!!
The Informer - BUT AT LEAST THIS HAS CAUSED ENZO TO STOP HIS PROCEEDINGS�
Vic Canon - HERE'S COMES THE ENTIRE EWA PRELIMINARY ROSTER!!! JERRY LYNN!!! STEVE BLACKMAN!!! THE ROCK N' ROLL EXPRESS!!! THE HEADHUNTERS!!! AT LEAST THEY'LL BE ABLE TO DO A BETTER JOB THAN THE OFFICIALS!!
Eddie Sensation - OH COME ON!!! NICK WASN'T GONNA REALLY HANG THE WILDMAN ANYWAYS!!! THEY WERE JUST GONNA TOY WITH HIM LIKE BRADSHAW DID!!!
The Informer - YEAH!! WHATEVER!!! EDDIE� YOU DISGUST ME SOMETIMES!!
Vic Canon - Come on guys, lets calm down! The fiasco has been settled, and it may have taken about 30 men� but Diamante and Enzo are now being escorted to the back!
Eddie Sensation - Damn too bad!
The Informer - Fans� we're just gonna take a commercial break. This is too much! We'll be right back!
Vic Canon - Welcome back fans! Rachel Stevens has caught up with Nick in the back� let's go�
| Backstage... |
"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Now you listen up here, missy. NOBODY SPEAKS THAT WAY TO ME!! GET OUT!! NOW!! OUT!!!
The Informer - COME ON, NICK!!! LEAVE HER ALONE!!
"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - OH� OH� Who is that?? The Informer??
The Informer - Yes it is! And for the record, I think you are the lowest man in the EWA's long history!
"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Really?
The Informer - Yes, really! COME ON! Just yesterday you cut a promo where you went to church! You had all your sins cleansed so that you could "fight The Wildman without worry"� Nick! WHY DO YOU ALWAYS DO THIS?? YOU ALWAYS MANIPULATE THINGS TO MAKE IT SEEM LIKE YOU'RE THE HERO!! YOU'RE EVIL NICK! EVIL!!
"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Listen, buddy, I've had just about enough of your crap! I OWN THIS PLACE!! I KEEP THIS PLACE RUNNING!!! AND WHO ARE YOU?? OH� OH� THE INFORMER!!! THE GUY WHO STANDS FOR EVERYTHING THAT IS RIGHT IN THE EWA!!! THE SUPER-HERO WITH THE MILK MUSTACHE, HUH??
The Informer - It's better than being you!
Vic Canon - Come on guys� calm down� please�
"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - NO! LISTEN! THIS GOES OUT TO THE ENTIRE EWA! THE 3 DIMENSIONS OF WRESTLING ARE HERE!! WE RUN THIS PLACE BECAUSE NOBODY HAS THE BALLS TO STOP US!! THE SYNDICATE MAY THINK THEY DO, BUT THEY'RE OPINION WILL CHANGE AFTER THEY FEEL OUR WRATH!! YOU PEOPLE OUT THERE HAVE A PROBLEM WITH US?? YOU PEOPLE AT HOME HAVE A BEEF WITH THE 3D??? HELL� YOU WRESTLERS ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD OF WRESTLING DON'T LIKE WHAT THE 3D HAS DONE TO WRESTLING??? WELL DON'T SIT THERE AND LET THE HATRED SIMMER!!! TRY AND STOP US!! BE MEN!!! DON'T CRY!!! AND IF YOU AIN'T WILLING TO TRY-N' STOP US� THEN YOU BETTER TUNE IN AND WATCH OUR CARNAGE WITH A SMILE ON YOUR FACES!! WE ARE THE 3D FOLKS� SO FUCK ALL YOUR PROTESTS AND PUT 'EM TO BED, BITCH!
Eddie Sensation - BOOH YEAH! AMEN NICK! THE 3D RULES!
The Informer - Enough of this� I'm literally sick to my stomach. Let's just move on with the show� Cody vs. Denzel? Is that next?
Vic Canon - Yes� let's keep going.
Eddie Sensation - Wimps�.
| Pre-Match Interview with Cody Covington. |
Cody Covington - No.......
Rachel Stevens - So I'm guessing that you'll be the one victorious here tonight....
Cody Covington - Eh, who cares........
Rachel Stevens - Ummmmm, ok... Well good luck in your match, back to you guys!
| Retirement Name Match: Cody Covington vs. Denzel Covington. |
["Loco" by Coal Chamber blasts through the speakers, as "Ruthless" Denzel Covington steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]
Chris Myers - And his opponent... standing 6'6" and weighing in at 283 pounds, from Miami, Florida, the EWA International Champion, "Crystal Clear" Cody Covington!
["Lithium" by Nirvana blasts through the speakers, as the EWA International Champion, "Crystal Clear" Cody Covington steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]
The Informer - Cody dives into the ring! He charges at Denzel in a spear attempt, but Denzel sticks out his boot and nails Cody right in the head!
Vic Canon - Denzel drops his knee across the throat of Cody Covington!! The ref counts to 5, and Denzel releases the choke hold!
Eddie Sensation - What the hell is up with Cody Covington and his one line answers anyways??
The Informer - Denzel sits on the top rope, and waits for Cody to get up.
Vic Canon - Cody is up on his knees! Denzel is now standing! Cody is up on his feet, and Denzel jumps! Oh! Diving Clothesline off the top!!
Eddie Sensation - It looks like Denzel has been training hard for this match!
The Informer - Denzel picks up Cody, and throws him to the ropes!
Vic Canon - Cody bounces off the ropes, and comes running back... SLEEPER HOLD APPLIED!!!
Eddie Sensation - Uh oh! This could be the end of Cody Covington!
The Informer - Denzel is squeezing down on him!! He's yelling something... What's he saying??
Vic Canon - He's saying "HERE GOES YOUR CAREER CODY!!". Denzel is going to try to put Cody Covington out in what looks to be his last EWA match!!
Eddie Sensation - Cody Covington is down to one knee! Denzel wraps his legs around Cody, and pulls back hard!!
The Informer - Cody is down on his side!! Denzel is yelling at the ref to count the arm!
Vic Canon - Lance King lifts Cody's arm...... It's down! 1!
Eddie Sensation - 2 more counts! That's it! Two more till his career is over!!
The Informer - EWA official Lance King lifts his arm once again.... And it's down! That's 2!!!
Vic Canon - Here goes #3!! King lifts his arm again...... He drops it.....
Eddie Sensation - NO!!
The Informer - CODY JUST THREW ALL HIS BODY WEIGHT BACKWARDS ONTO DENZEL, AND FLIPPED BACK!! DENZEL'S SHOULDERS ARE PINNED TO THE MAT!! 1.... 2..... NO! KICKOUT!!
Vic Canon - WOW! That was pretty damn close!!
Eddie Sensation - Denzel is up, and he's pissed!!
The Informer - Denzel with kicks and punches to the chest and side of Cody Covington!
Vic Canon - Denzel lifts him to his feet.... He scoops him up in a Suplex... No! Cody gets out, and lands on his feet behind Denzel!
Eddie Sensation - LOOK OUT!!
The Informer - Kick to the gut.......... OH!!! CLEARLY CRIPPLING!! CLEARLY CRIPPLING!!!!! HE NAILED HIM!!!!
Vic Canon - ONE..... TWO...... THREE!!!!!
Eddie Sensation - AHHHH!!!
The Informer - BYE BYE DENZEL COVINGTON!!!!
Chris Myers - The winner of this match, the EWA International Champion, "Crystal Clear" Cody Covington!
Vic Canon - WHAT A COMEBACK!!!
Eddie Sensation - Denzel Covington is out of a job!
The Informer - And remember, Cody Covington still has an interview scheduled here on Heat! It was supposed to happen right now, but he's heading to the locker room!
Vic Canon - I guess he'll come out here later on in the show!!
Eddie Sensation - Later on?! THERE ISN'T MUCH TIME LEFT!!!
The Informer - Well, there's ENOUGH time.
Vic Canon - Let's continue on with the show...
| Pre-Match Interview with Fallen Angel. |
Fallen Angel - For a start, DiMarco, you're wrong about one thing. This will not be a pretty tough match, and deep down inside, you know that the three of us, Thurston Howell, Wildman, and myself, will have no trouble pulling a win off tonights match. 3D are the three biggest heels in wrestling? I think not. What these guys are, are three boner-biters that've managed to make the big time. Nick Diamante only got where he is right now, because he's all chummy with Stone. "The Cornerstone" Nick Diamante would still be way down the ranks if he had've kept that mask on, and the only reason that I'm not the heavyweight title holder right now, is because I haven't been given a shot at it yet. Deuce has, so I guess he's the lucky one. And as for my team? Thurston Howell is a great wrestler. There ain't no doubt about that. He just hasn't been given the chance to prove himself yet, but he'll get there. The Wildman, as I've said before, knows his shit, and the more he keeps getting in the face of "wrestling greats" such as 3D, the further he'll go, until he's playing with the big-boys. And me? Well, the only reason I'm in this match, aside from the strange circumstances concerning three simultaneous challenges against 3D, is because I can't get enough of making Dino Delsante bleed. Last week me and Howell almost crippled the son-of-a-bitch, and tonight we might just manage to go the rest of the way and put the bastard in hospital. I mean, Rob, you know how I am with people. If they're not a friend, they're a foe. And if they cross my path once too often, they're an enemy, a rival, and a general pain-in-the-ass. 3D won't have a clue what they're facing, until they experience it first-hand. Like I said, Delsante felt the pain, and now it's time for Nick and Deuce to join him.
Rob DiMarco - Are you expecting the rest of 3D to jump in the ring in this match, or do you think they'll put up a clean fight??
Fallen Angel - Clean fight? Clean fight?! Those words stick in the throat of these three wrestlers. Their idea of clean fight is getting out of the ring with their hairpieces intact. I can see it now. Deuce takes a kick to the mid-section. Oh no, we can't have that. I know, let's grab some chairs and bludgeon Fallen Angel's team to death. Yeah, that sounds like a great idea. I've seen Deuce, Nick and Dino in action, and if they win, it'll be because somethings hit us from behind, or we've been put through a table. These guys don't know how to keep it clean. They know how to win. They know how to clobber a referee, or how to slide foreign objects into the ring behind his back. And all I can tell you right now, Rob, is that the second any funny business rears it's head, all rules are off. To hell with the match. To hell with winning. Because Wildman, Howell and I will not take that kind of crap lying down. We will not lose to a steel chair, and we will not leave the ring without spilling the blood of the EWAs three biggest heels. Thank you.
Rob DiMarco - Thanks for your time, and good luck in your match!
| 6 Man Tag Match: 3D vs. Fallen Angel, The Wildman and Thruston Howell. |
["Faith" by Limp Bizkit blasts through the speakers, as "The Seat Seller" Thurston Howell steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]
Chris Myers - His partner... accompanied to the ring by Cerberus, standing 6' and weighing in at 231 pounds, from Chicago, Illinois, Fallen Angel!
["Sway" by Coal Chamber blasts through the speakers, as Cerberus and Fallen Angel step out from behind the curtain and head towards the ring.]
Chris Myers - And their parnter... standing 6'4" and weighing in at 265 pounds, from Indianapolis, Indiana, The Wildman!
["Living Dead Girl" by Rob Zombie blasts through the speakers, as The Wildman steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]
Chris Myers - And now, their opponents..... at a total combined weight of WELL OVER 1200 pounds, 3D!
["Rock Is Dead" by Marylin Manson blasts through the speakers, as Leroy, Mr. Johnson and Enzo step out from behind the curtain and head towards the ring.]
The Informer - WHAT?! LEROY, MR. JOHNSON AND ENZO?!
Vic Canon - THAT'S NOT 3D!!!
Eddie Sensation - YES IT IS!! THEY ARE ALL MEMBERS OF 3D!! HAHAHAHAH!! THEY'VE DONE IT AGAIN!!! AHAHHAHAAHHA!!
The Informer - Oh my lord.... Folks, 3D have conned their way out of a match here tonight! We were lead to believe that it was Nick, Deuce and Dino!
Vic Canon - Yeah, but we failed to realize that there are 6 3D members, not 3!
Eddie Sensation - HAHAHAHH!!! THAT'S WHY THEY ALWAYS SAID "3D", and not "Nick, Dino and Deuce".... HAHHAHAHA!!! 3D RULES!!!
The Informer - Thurston Howell is starting this match against Leroy! Howell NAILS HIM with a lariat!! WOW! I didn't know Leroy could fly!!
Vic Canon - Hahaha! Howell throws him to the corner... BIG SPLASH!! He throws him to the other corner..... BIG SPLASH!!!! Leroy stumbles into the middle of the ring.... REVERSE DDT BY HOWELL!!!
Eddie Sensation - COME ON 3D!!
The Informer - What the?! Howell just threw Leroy back into his corner! Howell is now sitting in his corner, waiting for another 3D member to get into the ring!
Vic Canon - Wait a minute, The Wildman isn't too happy about it! Uh-Oh! The Wildman just tagged himself in! Howell is pissed!! Howell turns The Wildman around... The two are arguing! LOOK OUT!! OH!!! ENZO JUST NAILED THE WILDMAN WITH A BOOT TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD!!
Eddie Sensation - HAHAHAHAH!! YES!!!
The Informer - Enzo picks up The Wildman... He grabs him around the neck..... CHOKESLAM!!! OH MY!! THIS IS UNFAIR!!! ENZO IS HUGE!!
Vic Canon - Well, don't worry about it! Enzo just tagged in Mr. Johnson!
Eddie Sensation - Look out! The Wildman tagged in Fallen Angel!
The Informer - Oh shit! Thurston Howell and The Wildman are in each other's faces on the apron!
Vic Canon - OH NO!! WILDMAN JUST SHOVED HOWELL OFF THE APRON!!!
Eddie Sensation - HAHAAH!! DID YOU SEE HIM HIT THE FLOOR?! HAHAHHA!!!
The Informer - I think he's hurt Eddie!
Vic Canon - No he's not! He just waited for Wildman to turn around! Howell has a steel chair!!! WHAM!! OH MY GOD!! THE WILDMAN JUST COLAPSED TO THE GROUND!!
Eddie Sensation - AHHH!!! LOOK IN THE RING!!
The Informer - OH!! FALLEN ANGEL JUST NAILED MR. JOHNSON WITH SIX-FEET UNDER!!!!
Vic Canon - 1.... 2...... 3!!!! FALLEN ANGEL WINS THE MATCH!!!
Eddie Sensation - NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Chris Myers - The winners of this match, The Wildman, Thurston Howell and Fallen Angel!
The Informer - Howell gets into the ring... He and Fallen Angel celebrate the victory, but The Wildman is out cold on the outside!
Vic Canon - LOOK OUT!! HERE COMES ENZO!!!
Eddie Sensation - HAHAHAHAH!!!
The Informer - BIG BOOT!! HOWELL GOES FLYING OVER THE TOP!!!
Vic Canon - OOOOH!!!! CHOKESLAM ON FALLEN ANGEL!!!!
Eddie Sensation - HE'S NOT DONE!!!!!!
The Informer - AND A POWERBOMB ON FALLEN ANGEL!!! ENZO HAS DESTROYED THESE TWO MEN!!!
Vic Canon - MY GOD!! TAKE THE CAMERA OFF THE RING!! THIS IS SCARY!!!
| Backstage... |
Tom Stone - YOU FUCKING IDIOTS!! SHE'S GONE!!! ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?!?! NO, DON'T EVEN ANSWER!! YOU'RE ALL FIRED!!
[Stone then barges into his office. The woman is gone, but a note is on the seat. Stone reads it, then says....]
Tom Stone - THESE FUCKING WOMEN DRIVE ME CRAZY!!! I FUCKING HATE THEM ALL!!!! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
| Pre-Match Interview with The Sexy MF's. |
"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - It's pretty obvious that The EWA didn't shell out the BIG BUCKS to aquire your services, Rachel. Tonight, The Sexy MF's aren't out for the gold... in fact, it's not even a title match! If you were listenning, you'd know that. But nonetheless, Dino and I have a point to prove tonight, and that is to force everyone to realize that there is no tandem in all of wrestling better than us! Ain't that right, 'Stone?
"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - Rachel, does the 3D need more gold? You're looking at the EWA Extreme Champ, the EWA "TV" Champ, and Deuce is the World Champ. So, answer me...do we need more gold?
Rachel Stevens - Uh... no?
"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - Obviously, you were hired for your breast size and not your intelligence. Of course we're out for more gold! But tonight, it's a matter of pride and reputation. We haven't tagged in a while, but I'll bet with only one tag match under our belts, the Sexy MF's are STILL better than Extreme Velocity.
Rachel Stevens - Well, if you do come out on top, I'm going to have to say that it's your minds that win the match, and not your wrestling skill... And I say that, because after what Nick did to the NHBWF, and after what you guys pulled tonight in that 6 Man Tag match, it seems that nothing can stop you guys when you use your brains...
"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Yeah babe, there's no doubt about that. We've got brain-power like no other team has had before. But don't you dare insult our wrestling skills... because we've got moves written in our gamebook that you've never heard of... including the return of "Sex & Violence"! Extreme Velocity will realize that they can't beat the franchise team here in the EWA. And after we win tonight, we'll get out guranteed title shot within a month! It's a beautiful thing!
"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - Beautiful? It's down right IMMACULATE! The Sexy MF's are on top of the game. And Justin and Dick are minutes away from realizing that they're not only out of the game... they're in the wrong sport!
Rachel Stevens - Thank you, and good luck in your match tonight!
"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Luck is for the untalented, Ms. Stevens. Tonight, what you'll see in the ring will be pure skill and talent culminating into a pretty damn SEXY victory for the 3 Dimensions of Wrestling!
| Pre-Match Interview with Extreme Velocity. |
Richard Dreyborn - Preview?? Rob, we don't give anybody previews to anything we're about to do. Basically, because we don't even know what we're going to do! We might hit em with chairs, put them through tables... it doesn't matter what we're doing, but you can bet that no matter what we do to them tonight, we're still going to come out on top!!
Rob DiMarco - Are you at all concerned with the rest of 3D?? I mean, we know what they've done to their opponents in the past, and it's pretty obvious that they don't give a damn if they win or lose. They just care about injuring their opponents, and there's a pretty good chance that that's what they'll do to you guys tonight!
Justin Sane - You think they scare us Rob?? Listen, we've been in this buisness for a while now, and we know what it's like to be hunted. We know what it's like to have gangs come after us, and that's all 3D is. They're all a bunch of thugs. They're no better then anyone else that walks this earth. They may have convinced themsleves that they are, but in reality, they aren't. And of course, we expect them to get involved, but we're not worried. We've got ourselves backup. And if need be, I guess we'll need to bring in the newest member of The Syndicate earlier then expected!
Rob DiMarco - WHAT?! A NEW MEMBER?! WHO?! WHAT?! WHERE?!
Justin Sane - Calm down Rob, don't always beleive everything you hear. Just put it this way Robby....... Tonight's gonna be a thrill for everybody watching!
Rob DiMarco - Well, good luck against 3D! Back to you guys at ringside...
| Non-Title Match: Extreme Velocity vs. The Sexy MF's. |
Vic Canon - It's a 3D / Syndicate battle! This is the first of MANY to come, I assure you that!!!
Eddie Sensation - Yeah, and 3D will win them all!!!
The Informer - Let's leave it to Chris Myers!
Chris Myers - This next match is scheduled for one fall, and is a Non-Title Match! Introducing first... accompanied to the ring by Tracey Lane, at a total combined weighing of 527� pounds, "The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante and "The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante, The Sexy MF's!
["Rock Is Dead" by Marylin Manson blasts through the speakers, as Tracey Lane and The Sexy MF's step out from behind the curtain and head towards the ring.]
Chris Myers - And their opponents... at a total combined weight of 540 pounds, the EWA Tag Team Champions, "The Interrogator" Richard Dreyborn and "The Extremist" Justin Sane, Extreme Velocity!
["Let's Get This Party Started" by Korn blasts through the speakers, as the EWA Tag Team Champions, Extreme Velocity step out from behind the curtain and head towards the ring.]
Vic Canon - JUST AS I THOUGHT!! BOTH TEAMS ARE ALL OVER EACH OTHER!! IT'S A BRAWL!!!
Eddie Sensation - THIS IS UNFAIR!! EXTREME VELOCITY HAVE A FEW SCREWS LOOSE UP THERE, AND THEY'RE PSYCHO LUNATICS!! TAKE CONTROL OF THE MATCH REF!!!
The Informer - Nick and Dreyborn are on one side, Dino and Justin Sane on the other!!!
Vic Canon - Justin Sane whips Dino, Dreyborn whips Nick... Both men are heading right for each other!!!..... Nick leapfrogs over Dino! DINO WITH A SPEAR ON DREYBORN!!! NICK WITH A LOU THEZ PRESS ON JUSTIN SANE!!!
Eddie Sensation - YES!!! 3D IS IN CONTROL!!!
The Informer - Dino and Dreyborn split up, and go to their respective corners.... Nick and Justin Sane are starting this match off!!
Vic Canon - Nick with a forearm to the head of Sane! Sane stumbles back a bit.... Nick positions himself behind Sane.... REVERSE SPEAR!!!
Eddie Sensation - WHAT A MOVE!!
The Informer - Nick tags in Dino... Dino charges at Sane, and attemps a clothesline! Sane ducks, and drop kick's Dino right in the middle of the spine!!! Dino goes flying into Extreme Velocity's corner!! DREYBORN IS LAYING THE FOREARMS TO DINO!!!
Vic Canon - Justin Sane tags in Richard Dreyborn! Dreyborn with a series of kicks to the chest of Dino!! Dreyborn scoops up Dino, and tags in Justin Sane!
Eddie Sensation - What the hell are they doing?!
The Informer - Dreyborn runs.... RUNNING POWERSLAM!! LOOK OUT!! GULLOTINE LEG DROP OFF THE TOP BY SANE!!!
Vic Canon - HE GOES FOR THE PIN... 1..... 2.....
Eddie Sensation - NO!!! NICK BREAKS THE COUNT!!!
The Informer - The ref forces Nick out of the ring!! Justin Sane tags in Dreyborn once again.... Justin Sane grabs Dino's legs..... BOSTON CRAB!!!
Vic Canon - DREYBORN IS ON TOP!!! OHHH!!! MOONSAULT ONTO THE BACK OF DINO DELSANTE!! HIS BACK MUST BE BROKEN INTO 10 PEICES!!
Eddie Sensation - YES! HERE COMES NICK!!!
The Informer - Justin Sane runs over.....
Vic Canon - Sane throws Nick to the outside!! Wait a minute, HERE COMES DEUCE!!
Eddie Sensation - YES! 3D IS IN THE HOUSE!!
The Informer - Nick is complaining about his knee! The ref is going to the outside to check up on Nick! Deuce is in the ring!!
Vic Canon - He's got a chair!! LOOK OUT!!!
Eddie Sensation - OH!!!!!!!!
The Informer - CHAIR SHOT TO THE HEAD OF DREYBORN!!! OH!!! AND HE NAILED JUSTIN SANE TOO!!!
Vic Canon - DEUCE IS NOW PULLING DINO ON TOP OF DREYBORN!!!!!!!
Eddie Sensation - YES!! 1.... 2..... 3!!! 3D WINS!! 3D WINS!!
The Informer - DONT YOU WISH EDDIE! THE REF IS ON THE OUTSIDE!!! HE CAN'T MAKE THE COUNT FROM THERE!!! WAIT A MINUTE!!! HERE COMES THE HUSTLER!!!!
Vic Canon - THE HUSTLER IS COMING DOWN THE RAMP AT FULL SPEED!!! HE'S IN THE RING...... OH!!! DEUCE GOES FLYING OVER THE TOP ROPE!!! THE HUSTLER CLOTHESLINED DEUCE OVER THE TOP, AND HE NOW HAS THE STEEL CHAIR!!!
Eddie Sensation - OH!! HE JUST NAILED DINO WITH IT!!! REF, THAT'S ILLIGAL!!!!
The Informer - OH COME ON!!! THE REF SAW THE HUSTLER'S CHAIR SHOT, AND IS CALLING FOR THE BELL!!!
Chris Myers - The winners of this match by Disqualification, The Sexy MF's!!
Vic Canon - OH COME ON!!! WHAT A RIP OFF!!!
Eddie Sensation - WHAT?! THEY CHEATED!! THEY SHOULD BE SUSPENDED FOR TRYING TO HURT THAT INNOCENT MAN!!!
The Informer - INNOCENT MAN?!!??!? INNOCENT FUCKING MAN?!?!?! HE IRON CITY DROPPED AN INNOCENT FAN!!! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU EDDIE?!?!?!
Vic Canon - DEUCE AND NICK ARE BACK IN THE RING!!!
Eddie Sensation - Thank god Nick's knee is fine!!
The Informer - HIS KNEE MY FOOT!!! HE WAS PLAYING ALL ALONG SO THEN DEUCE COULD GET IN THERE AND DO HIS DAMAGE!!
Vic Canon - OH NO!! DEUCE AND THE HUSTLER ARE BATTLING IT OUT!!! DINO IS UP, SO ARE EXTREME VELOCITY!! EXTREME VELOCITY AND THE SEXY MF'S ARE GOING AT IT!!
Eddie Sensation - YES!! 3D IS KICKING THEIR ASSES!!!!
The Informer - FOLKS, WE'RE OUT OF TIME!!! DON'T MISS THE FULL REVOLUTION 2 THIS SUNDAY AT 8PM!!! IT'S A MUST SEE!!!!
Vic Canon - WE'LL SEE YOU THEN FANS!! THIS IS CRAZY!!!!
| Suddenly... |
"Crystal Clear" Cody Covington - Okay guys, thanks for supporting me but I have a lot to say here tonight... so please give me your attention. I have been in the EWA since it reopened in October. I wrestled here the first time on the October 19th show against Fallen Angel. Since then many things have happened. At first, the EWA was the place to be. We had all the talent, we had the dedication, and most importantly we had fairness. In my third EWA Match I captured the International Title.... which I am still holding and not to mention the longest reigning champ since the BrinK. I've watched the EWA climb to the top of its game to sink to an all time low. They say that the first time the EWA shut down it was pretty bad but I was happy with the EWA then... unlike now. Soon the EWA lost pace..... but every wrestling federation does once in a while... but it hasn't gone up for a while now. It started innocently enough.....
[Cody gets a little choked up and then gulps down a drink of bottled water. The fans are still on their feet hanging on to Cody's every word....]
"Crystal Clear" Cody Covington - Nick Diamante returned. I thought nothing of it, soon EWA got a lot of Nick's friends from his old federation "DOA Pro-Wrestling." Something like that, soon most of his friends sky rocketed to the top.... while I stayed behind still the mid-carder. Things went downhill..... slowly.... yet steadily. BrinK retired from the EWA laying down the EWA Heavyweight Title only for it to be scooped up by ZeD. He could have brought the EWA back to its glory, but with his loss to Duece he resigned from the EWA. Thorn went.... then Bj BOYZ. Hey, I sorta notice a pattern going on. All the people that have been in the EWA straight through without coming in and leaving then coming back again all have left..... the top notch athletes of the EWA all gone..... and nobody really gave a damn. All my friends.... out of the EWA like it was nothing. I am all alone.... with just Nick and the boys. I'm uncomfortable where I'm at but I continue to do what I do best and that is wrestling. A little time goes by and then Nick does his worst and tears another federation a part for no apparent reason. My friends were in this fed, Nick took advantage of a great guy that goes by the name of Josh Hamric. I am also friends with Josh Hamric..... for those idiots out there who don't know who he is, try guessing the man behind the power house. He offered me a higher paying contract and a title push right away, this sounds pretty damn promising to me but before I get to that I want to discuss what Nick did and how it affected me. Everyone knows the deal but I'll discuss it just for the hell of it. Nick got contacted by Josh Hamric to join the NHBWF, Nick accepted and later won the world title there without speaking one single time. He then pulled one of the biggest shams I've ever seen in my career by quitting NHBWF and then spitting in the face of the whole fed by showing up on Tuesday Night Heat while the Madness Card was still on the air. He made fun of the NHBWF and almost destroyed the place. Not too many people deserve to get that done to them.... especially not Josh Hamric. What Nick did disgusts me and made me embarrassed to be an employee of such a fed that would find that "hilarious." His actions are intolerable and the little respect I had for him before.... has dropped to none. He did that to MY friends....... and that ain't cool at all. Which makes me not even want to be in the same wrestling promotion as him. It makes me sick, I seen what happened in the NHBWF with him winning the title and I thought to myself all the hard work and dedication I have given the EWA and I've yet to receive such a prize as big as that. Then when he dropped the title it made me realize how low the EWA has gone.... and how such a man could be so undeserving and unappreciative. The NHBWF is much like how the EWA used to be back when everyone liked each other. The time when BrinK was wearing the International Title and NoMaD was at his best holding the EWA Heavyweight Title. Back then everything was fine.... the EWA had Chandler, NoMaD, Thorn, BrinK, and ZeD to name a few and since them guys left the place hasn't been the same. They are the REAL EWA Legends.... "The Diamond Dud" ain't SHIT! I have thought about this all week.. that's why I haven't been around lately. I am tired of all this 3D stuff... them getting what they want. Dino.... you should really shut your mouth dude. You say that I never had any competition for my International Title that's why I've held it so long.... what do you guys think?!
[Cody pushes the microphone towards the crowd...]
Crowd - BUUUUUUULLSHIIIIIIT!!!!!!
[Cody claps and points to his head. He then returns the mic back to his mouth...]
"Crystal Clear" Cody Covington - You people know your stuff. When your jobber ass was runnin around wearing your mom's panties on your head as Sir Phsyco Sexy I was battling off a consistent SoulStorm..... then on to, Antrim. That was no walk in the park... me or any of them could blow you away normally but that's not the case anymore in this "new" EWA. This new EWA..... I can sum it all up in one word..... Nadda. EWA used to.... let me stress that one more time... USED TO be the top dog when it came to Wrestling. You were either EWA.... or one of those "other" guys. But those days are a while gone..... things have turned for the worse here in the EWA.... and I don't think I'm gonna stick around to see all of that happen.....
[Cody stops and puts his hands around his hips. The fans all start to boo and chant loudly... "YOU SOLD OUT! YOU SOLD OUT!" Cody shrugs and then tilts his trademark Oakleys. He tosses the mic up in the air and catches it backhanded. He then starts to yell at the crowd.....]
"Crystal Clear" Cody Covington - HOLD ON A MINUTE! One minute I'm the fan favorite and the next I'm getting some major heat! This ain't my fault people.... you can put all the blame on TOM STONE..... he is the one that did this to the EWA! He is the one that destroyed a once powerhouse in the industry! He is the one that gave Nick all that power... do don't even give me that. Stone... I gave more to the EWA than you ever gave to me and that ain't fair. I don't understand you anymore Tom... you have changed. Everything isn't all about Nick ya know?! There are other people in this place that deserve to have their time and go to the top.... I know my spot up there will never come. That's why I have came up with my decision. I thought I'd cool off by the end of the week but that's not the case. Tom..... just remember that you brought this upon yourself... I didn't want things to come out this way. Tom....... I QUIT!!
[The fans are in shock. They stand there with their eyes wide open and their mouths gaping open. Their hero is no longer under EWA contract.... and they can't believe it. Cody takes off his glasses..... his eyes have black bags under them, he looks like a mess. He looks down at his International Title and then begins to speak....]
"Crystal Clear" Cody Covington - It ain't good enough anymore Tom... I'm tired of being the second fiddle. That's why I have quit......... BEING A MID-CARDER!!!!
[Cody picks up his International Title and puts it over his shoulder, the fans begin to cheer loudly as Cody adjusts his belt and begins to laugh...]
"Crystal Clear" Cody Covington - I had you all going there for a bit didn't I?! I've said it before and I'll say it again.... I will NEVER leave the EWA for such a reason as that! When I have accomplished everything I wanted to then I will move on..... but look at the record books.... I have so much more to accomplish! I apologize to all you fans for not being around as much lately but shortly all of that will make a turn for the best. Screw the Millennium Party BS..... that was annoying. I want to start fresh..... my time is NOW! Dino.... your not a main concern of mine at all. Duece... you have something that I want! Nick..... you will always be worthless scum that deserves in a dirty alleyway somewhere. EWA..... Cody Covington is BACK...... and he is here to STAY!
["Down" by Stone Temple Pilots suddenly comes over the house PA System. The 3D logo flashes on the EWA-Tron and out walks "The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante with the "EWA Television Title." He stands at the entryway stage and slowly paces back and forth as the fans boo.]
The Informer - And here comes "The Cornerstone"! Covington is livid! This was his time and Dino is stealing his thunder.
Vic Canon - Informer, for weeks, "The Cornerstone" has been calling Cody out, and for all intents and purposes, Cody has avoided him. In fact, we haven't seen hide or hair of Covington in a while. Looks like Delsante picked his spot to have a word with "Clearly Crippling."
Eddie Sensation - Shut up! I want to hear this!
"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - You know, I used to sit down at ringside doing commentary and I always wondered where you got that nickname "Clearly Crippling". And as I was walking out here, listening to you talk, I finally realized that you've paralyzed the audience with every word that has left your mouth!
Eddie Sensation - Hahahaha! This is great!
"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - I've been calling you out since 3D Warfare, and you have avoided me at every turn. But I knew that tonight, with your huge announcement, I'd be able to finally get my chance to issue you the biggest challenge of your career... a real "three dimensional challenge." Covington, I'm going to make you an offer you CAN'T refuse. This Sunday, at Full Revolution 2, in the beautiful city of Pittsburgh, you, Cody Covington, will meet me in a Triple Threat Theatre! In every match, the title will be on the line, so the title can change hands a total of three times. In the first match, you and I will fight in a Street Fight! Match number two, will be my specialty, the Riot Match! And for our finale, you and I will meet in a Hell In A Cell Match! And at the end of it all, one of us will walk away the Undisputed EWA International Champion, while one of us... won't be walking away at all. There will be blood. There will be pain. There will be broken bones. But more importantly, after the Triple Threat Theatre, there will be a NEW INTERNATIONAL CHAMPION! AND THAT, CODY COVINGTON, IS WRITTEN IN 'STONE!!
["Down" comes on again as Dino Delsante walks back through the curtains.]
The Informer - THIS IS HUGE!! THIS IS BIGGER THAN HUGE! WHAT CAN POSSIBLY TOP THIS NIGHT?!?!
Vic Canon - Informer, I don't know about you, but I think that Cody Covington's 101 day reign as the International Champion of the EWA is in severe jeopardy!!!
Eddie Sensation - And by the look on his face, it's safe to say he agrees with you, Vic!
The Informer - Folks, we're out of time!! See you this Sunday, at The Full Revolution 2!!!!
[The EWA Sceen fades to black, but no credits are shown. That's unusual..... Suddenly, the screen fades back in. The Pregnant woman who is apparantly carrying Tom Stone's child walks down the ramp, and enters the ring. She has a mic in her hand, and begins to speak...]
Pregnant Woman - Hello fans of the EWA... You might have seen me backstage over the last 2 weeks, and you probably saw what happened backstage earlier tonight. I've come out here for a reason, and it's pretty important... If you don't beleive me, ask the EWA TV Crew, who okay'd me coming out here RIGHT AT THE END of Tuesday Night Heat........ I've come out here in fear... In fear of my life, and my child's. Tom Stone is a psycho lunatic, and I'm not going to be around him if he's like that. Tom, you said you'd help me! You said you'd be there! But you're scaring me! I need someone to help me! I need you to be there! Please Tom, come out here right now, and promise me that you WILL be there for me, and that you WILL NOT give up! Please Tom, I'm begging you.... Come out here right now... I'm not asking much....
[Soon after, Tom Stone comes walking out from behind the curtain. He stops at the top of the ramp...]
Tom Stone - Ok, you got what you wanted. Now, ask what you need to know.....
Pregnant Woman - Thank you... Thank you for coming out..... Now, Tom, can you please promise me that you'll be there to help me when I need you?? Can you promise me that??
Tom Stone - Yes, I promise...
Pregnant Woman - Will you promise to be a good father? Will you be there for your child??
Tom Stone - Yes, I'll promise to be a good father...
Pregnant Woman - Will you promise to.......
[Suddenly, from behind the announce table, ZED climbs the guard rail, and enters the ring behind the woman....]
The Informer - OH MY GOD!!! IT'S ZED!!!
Vic Canon - ZED IS HERE!! ZED IS IN THE EWA!!!!
Eddie Sensation - HE'S BACK?!?! I CAN'T BELEIVE THIS!!!!
[Tom Stone see's Zed, and a look of anger appears on his face. He turns bright red as she continues to ask her question.....]
Pregnant Woman - Can you promise that?? Can you promise to hold in your temper, and talk things out instead of going crazy on people????
Tom Stone - YOU SON OF A FUCKING BITCH!! GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY RING!! GET OUT OF THE EWA!! YOU'RE NOT WANTED HERE!!! NOT BY ME!!!!!
Pregnant Woman - WHAT?! WHAT DID I DO TO YOU TOM?!? IS THIS WHAT I DESERVE?!??!
Tom Stone - NO!!! No!!! I wasn't talking to you!! I was talking to.....
Pregnant Woman - You weren't talking to me?! WHO ELSE IS IN THIS RING WITH ME?! NOBODY!! TOM, I NEED SOMEONE TO TAKE CARE OF ME, BUT YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY THE WRONG PERSON TO ASK!!
Tom Stone - No......
[Zed moves closer to the woman... She still doesn't know he's there...]
Tom Stone - NO!!! DAMMIT NO!!!!
Pregnant Woman - I thought so...... AHHH!!!
[Zed scoops the woman onto his shoulder. The woman is in shock, and Tom Stone is furious!!]
Zed - Don't worry Tom....
[Zed slaps her exposed ass....]
Zed - I'll make sure to take GOOOOOOD care of this one!!!
[Zed drops the mic, and gets out of the ring. He climbs the guardrail, and exits through the crowd. The camera turns it's attention to Tom Stone, who is now laying on the ramp with both hands over his face. The screen fades to black...]
