The Informer - Who can this be? Hello fans... we're on, and I guess we're being caught in some sort of suspense this week right off the bat.

Vic Canon - Yeah. Apparently someone important has just arrived to this arena via Limo. I wonder who it is?

Eddie Sensation - Guys, how come we weren't told about this?

[The Limo comes to a complete halt, and a familiar-looking chauffeur steps out of the car and heads around to open the back door...]

The Informer - We've got a chauffeur here opening the door... Isn't that Nick's chauffuer? But� Nick is gone from the EWA. For those of you who haven�t heard, �The Diamond Stud� Nick Diamante has left the EWA for the final time, as he debuted this past weekend in the NHBWF. Although we�re not the happiest with Nick�s decision to join another organization, we wish him the best of luck.

Vic Canon - It's Bigg Daddy Deuce! The EWA Heavyweight Champion! Deuce is in the Limo!

Eddie Sensation - HA HA! Yeah baby! And he's not alone! There's "The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante...

The Informer � It�ll be interesting to find out what the 3D thinks about Nick Diamante�s departure from the EWA and the 3 Dimensions of Wrestling! There's Mrs. Tabitha and Tracy Lane stepping out of the vehichle too.

Vic Canon - Wow, that Limo sure is packed! The Big Johnsons are stepping out of the car!

Eddie Sensation - It looks like the 3D is here in full force tonight! They must mean some business!

The Informer - Fans, it looks like the 3D has some plans for destruction tonight right here on Tuesday Night Heat!

Vic Canon - Wait... Wait... Informer, it looks like they weren't the only people in the car... more people are coming out... OH MY GOD!

The Informer � WHA� WHAT THE HELL??? WHAT� IT�S NICK DIAMANTE!!! �The Diamond Stud� Nick Diamante is here! And he has the No Holds Barred Wrestling Federation World Heavyweight Title over his shoulder!

Eddie Sensation � HOW CAN HE BE HERE?? I THOUGHT HE LEFT THE EWA�

Vic Canon � I don�t get it! Nick was at the NHBWF�s Pay-Per-View on Saturday� and he went on to win the NHBWF World Title that night! How can he be back here in the EWA?

Eddie Sensation - HOLY CRAP!!!.... IT'S EXTREME VELOCITY!!!!!!!! DREYBORN AND SANE!!! EXTREME VELOCITY JUST GOT OUT OF THE 3D�S LIMO!!??!!

Vic Canon � HOW IN THE HELL????

The Informer - EXTREME VELOCITY IN THE SAME LIMO AS THE 3 DIMENSIONS OF WRESTLING!!! NICK IS BACK IN THE 3D FOLD!! WHAT DOES THIS MEAN!!?? FANS, DON'T GO ANYWHERE, TUESDAY NIGHT HEAT IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!

[The screen fades to black, as the EWA Television introduction video package begins to air displaying many of the EWA's top athletes performing some of the most stunning wrestling manuvers seen anywhere! The package goes off the air, and we are then taken to a show inside the First Union Center in Philadelphia! Thousands of intense die-hard wrestling fans have packed the facility to watch a live episode of EWA Tuesday Night Heat! Hundreds of signs can be viewed in camera, some reading "Why Nicky D Why??"... "Bring Back Thorn!"... "The Hustler Loves His Beer!"... "Delsante & Lane - XXX 4 Life!"... & "Show Me Your Fur, GeniPher!" We are then taken to a shot of the EWA on-air crew at ringside...]

The Informer - JUST 13 DAYS AWAY FROM THE 13TH OF FEBRUARY WHEN THE EWA WILL PRESENT THE FULL REVOLUTION 2, WELCOME TO EWA TUESDAY NIGHT HEAT!!! AND WHAT A CARD WE'VE GOT FOR YOU TONIGHT!! Hello fans, I'm The Informer, and I'm here at ringside joined by Eddie Sensation and Vic Canon! Guys, this night has just started, and the controversy is already flowing!

Vic Canon - Exactly! First we saw "The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante show up with the NHBWF World Heavyweight Title belt over his shoulder! We learned over the weekend that Nick Diamante was apparently done with the EWA for the last time!

Eddie Sensation - Nicky D has something up his sleave guys... I've seen that look on his face before!

The Informer - Then, we saw Extreme Velocity step out of the 3D Limo! This must mean that Extreme Velocity has come to terms with the 3 Dimensions of Wrestling! And if that's the truth, they're gonna be unstoppable!

Vic Canon - TELL ME ABOUT IT!! In a few moments, The 3 Dimensions of Wrestling are gonna step out into this arena and explain everything that needs explaining! But fans, tonight we also have a ton of action in the squared circle!

Eddie Sensation - That's right baby! In tonight's Main Event, Nicky D attempts to win yet another wrestling title when he faces The Hustler!

The Informer - See, this is what doesn't make sense! If "The Diamond Stud" supposedly left the EWA over the weekend to join the NHBWF, why does he still have a scheduled match here tonight! Something strange is going on here, and I have a feeling it's gonna piss a lot of people of!

Vic Canon - Knowing Nick, he'll willingly piss people off to get attention! Also, tonight... we're gonna see Fallen Angel take on "The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante! This one is gonna steal the show, if you ask me!

Eddie Sensation - No doubt about it, bro! Dino Delsante and Fallen Angel have shared a lot of hatred for each other lately, and I have a feeling it's all gonna come to a head tonight!

The Informer - Plus, the EWA World Heavyweight Champion Bigg Daddy Deuce faces The Wildman in Non-Title action!

Vic Canon - It's always great to see Deuce on Heat! He's the champ! Hopefully the 3D will be barred from ringside, however!

Eddie Sensation - Also tonight, we've got Extreme Velocity taking on Jason Chandler and Justin Credible! I really hope EV has joined the 3D!

The Informer - That and so much more here tonight on EWA Tuesday Night Heat! Fans, let's get this ball rolling with The 3 Dimensions of Wrestling!

The Informer - This is insane! If Extreme Velocity really does join the 3D, do you know what that means??

Vic Canon - TOTAL MAYHEM IN THE EWA!!

Eddie Sensation - That's right baby!! The way it should be!

Vic Canon - What is with the gasoline container that Leroy is brining here??

The Informer - I have no idea! Nick has the mic and he looks pretty rowdy today!! I guess we can't blame him huh? The 3D has just apparently shocked the EWA by signing Extreme Velocity!

Vic Canon - If it's the truth that Extreme Velocity has joined 3D, then I can see why he's so happy!

Eddie Sensation - Hush... let's listen in!

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - 1 week ago... The 3 Dimensions of Wrestling were the most dominant force in the EWA! This week, I have the privilege of announcing that Extreme Velocity has joined the ranks of the 3D, and now... THE 3D IS THE MOST DOMINANT FORCE IN ALL OF WRESTLING!

The Informer - OH MY GOD, IT'S TRUE!! EXTREME VELOCITY HAS JOINED THE 3D!!!

Vic Canon - MY GOD THE 3D IS UNSTOPABLE NOW!!

Eddie Sensation - ALL HAIL THE 3D!!!

Tracey Lane - Ladies and Gentlemen, allow me to introduce�"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante!

[The crowd begins to cheer. Dino looks at the 3D and starts to chuckle. He whispers something into Nick's ear and begins to speak.]

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - Now, I just mentioned something to Nick, and Nick, I hope you can help me out here. Last week, these idiots hated us. Last week, according to the things I read on the Internet, we, the Three Dimensions of Wrestling, ruined wrestling. Last week, we destroyed the former. But this week, everyone loves us. Correct me if I'm wrong, Nick, but we're the biggest heels in the business right now, right?

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - [Glares at his newly won NHBWF Heavyweight Title Belt and uses it as a mirror] Ohhh yeah� Ya damn skippy!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - So then we should do something that will make everyone hate us right?

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Well� I guess you can, if you want. I just stabbed the entire NHBWF in the back! I'm already a hated man! No need to get me over! [Laughs] I am the most hated man in wrestling, by the way! [Smiles]

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - Ok. Tracey, come here a second. Now, you know I love you, and I know you love me, but I'd like to give the best looking woman in the arena a thrill. [He looks around] Her. Leroy, would you escort that fine looking woman in the crowd up here.

[A gorgeous girl stands up. Her boyfriend, some big bodybuilder type, tries to get her to sit back down, but she is way too excited. Leroy helps her over the guardrail, but the boyfriend gets in Leroy's face. Leroy cocks his hand back and nail the guy with a vicious right.]

Vic Canon - This is heinous! Just who the hell do these guys think they are?

Eddie Sensation - They're the 3D!!!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - What's your name?

Girl - It's Angela, but everyone calls me Angel.

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - I have to say, you are quite fine. Great ass. Nice big B-cups. So, you ready for the thrill of your life?

[She nods her head yes. Dino leans in as if he is going to kiss her. He strokes her hair back, and then grabs her head in an Iron Claw.]

The Informer - OH GOD NO! HE'S NOT! DON'T TELL ME! DON'T DO IT!

[Dino lifts her up and Iron City Drops her. The other 3D members go nuts but the crowd begins to boo and throw things in the ring. Tracey Lane kicks the girl while she's down.]

The Informer - I AM GOING TO GO ON RECORD AND SAY THAT MAN, "THE CORNERSTONE" IS A REAL SON OF A BITCH! SOMEONE COME DOWN HERE AND GET HER SOME MEDICAL ATTENTION!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - Now�THAT is what I call a real "Fallen Angel!" And, FA, you can be sure that the same thing that happened to this fan here will happen later tonight, and THAT is "Written in 'Stone!!"

Vic Canon - HE DID ALL OF THAT JUST TO GET FALLEN ANGEL'S ATTENTION??? WHAT A LOW-LIFE DIRTY�

Eddie Sensation - SHUT UP!! THE NHBWF HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION IS ABOUT TO SPEAK!!!

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Ladies and gentlemen, can we get a round of applause for "The Cornerstone"! [Points towards Dino is an openly-excited fashion]

The Informer - Yeah, right! This man should be suspended for injuring an innocent fan!

Vic Canon - With the 3D in the EWA, it's like the inmates are running the asylum! Tom Stone has to put a stop to this!

Eddie Sensation - Tom loves the 3D, remember?? They bring in all the dough!

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Now fans, before we go on to properly welcome Extreme Velocity into the 3D as full-fledged members, I have a little tale to tell and it concerns "my loyalty" or supposed "lack-there-of" to the EWA! And I have something to do with this garbage can right here in front of me.

Eddie Sensation - HERE WE GO!! IT'S THE GOODS!! IT'S THE GOODS!!

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - This past Friday evening, I was at home visiting the family and taking a few days of rest off of my busy EWA schedule� when suddenly, my phone rang. Who was it? Why� it was none other than Josh Hamric, the esteemed President of an EWA rival wrestling organization, the No Holds Barred Wrestling Federation!

The Informer - Josh is a creap! Trying to steal the EWA's talent!

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - You know, this isn't the first time someone has tried to go behind Tom Stone's back and recruit me into their organization. However, what Mr. Hamric didn't realize is that he could realistically be taken to court and sued by the EWA for attempting to recruit an athlete while still under contract to another organization!

Vic Canon - You've got that right. Nick knows what he's doing from a business standpoint alright!

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - But, being the cocky bastard that I work so hard to be� [Smiles] I saw an opportunity to not only get my revenge on Mr. Josh Hamric, but also to do the EWA a favor and humiliate the hell out of our competition, the NHBWF!

The Informer - MY GOD! I hate to admit it� but� but� He's a genius!

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Yeah� yeah! Once again, Nicky D keeps it all a secret! I didn't tell anyone except my 3D brothers and Tom Stone of course! So obviously, the fans heard the rumors on the internet� and they suddenly began to call me a sell-out!

Eddie Sensation - Don't ya hate that damn www crap?!

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - To make a long story short, after having Josh Hamric offer me the world on a silver platter, I took his offer�OR SO HE THOUGHT! NO! I SURE AS HELL AIN'T UNDER CONTRACT TO THE NHBWF!! WHY THE HELL WOULD I DO THAT?? I MADE SURE TO WORK IT ALL OUT PROPERLY!! I went into the NHBWF pay-per-view on Saturday, beat the hell outta 2 untalented shmucks� and rightfully became the reigning champion of that dismal organization! I signed the very same contract that I have here in the EWA, with the only difference being that my contractual power would apply in the NHBWF! Hey Elroy� what was that little stipulation I have in there about me quitting if I didn't feel I was treat right?

Elroy Johnson - Uhh�

[Bigg Daddy Deuce whispers into Elroy's ear�]

Elroy Johnson - Eh heh heh� oh yea! Nicky D can take a hike from da place if he be feelin' dat they be treatin' him like shiiiiiiit!

The Informer - Huh? I couldn't understand him.

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Now, to put that in plain English� Josh Hamric, I don't feel that you and your entire organization treated me with the proper respect that I deserved. Therefore, with accordance to my contract stipulations, from this moment on, consider my NHBWF contract terminated! Sorry buddy! No hard feelings� I saw an opportunity to humiliate you, and well� THEY DON'T CALL ME THE MOST HATED MAN IN WRESTLING FOR NOTHING! [Laughs]

Eddie Sensation - See! Nicky D rules! No matter what happens, you can NEVER question this man's loyalty to the EWA!

Vic Canon - I've gotta admit� Nick's actions really put the EWA one-up on the NHBWF! He basically humiliated the hell out of them! They put aside all their plans just to make Nick Diamante happy! I'm telling you� Nick just dissed the hell out of Josh Hamric and his crummy little organization! And on top of that, Nick proved that he is better than any wrestler in the organization by becoming the champ after one opportunity!

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - With that, let's us start the festivities! Leroy� hand me the gas please. Elroy� matches please. Can we please dim the lights in this arena� this is going to be very special moment, and I just want to get the mood perfect.

The Informer - What now? The lights are slowly being dimmed here�

Vic Canon - The Big Johnsons are setting that garbage can that Nick carried to the ring up right here in the middle of the ring. And now� I don't get it??

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Josh Hamric� NHBWF� [Pulls a paper out of his back pocket] This right here is my official NHBWF contract for employment. [Nick tosses the paper in the garbage] Leroy, the gas please�

Eddie Sensation - Oh yes! This is gonna be great! Leroy Johnson is pouring gasoline into that garbage can!

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - [Takes the NHBWF World Title belt, and looks at it for a moment] This belt right here� it symbolizes a lot of things. Is symbolizes my incredible wrestling skills� it symbolizes my incredible heart and desire to compete� but most importantly, this title belt shows that the entire wrestling world would willingly step aside and do anything that "The Diamond Stud" says just to keep him happy! [Smiles and kisses the belt once, before tossing the belt into the trash can�]

The Informer - My Lord! I can't help but to get a chuckle out of this myself!

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Elroy, the matches please.

Eddie Sensation - THIS IS GREAT!!! HAHAHAHA!!

["The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante takes one wooden match and strikes it between his fingers. With that one match, he proceeds to set the entire matchbox on fire�]

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Josh Hamric� does Nick Diamante want to join your organization?

[Nick tosses the flaming matches into the can, and a huge inferno begins to blaze in the trash, burning the contract and the NHBWF Heavyweight Title belt�]

Vic Canon - OH MY GOD! THE CAN IS ON FIRE!!

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - No thanks� The most hated man in wrestling would rather watch the NHBWF BURN IN HELL!!! [Laughs]

Eddie Sensation - NICKY D WOULD NEVER THINK TWICE ABOUT A GOOD JOKE, EH GUYS??? A FEW WEEKS AGO HE ANNOUNCES HIS RETIREMENT AND GETS A BUNCH OF PEOPLE TO ORGANIZE A TRIBUTE SHOW FOR HIM� NOW HE STABS THE NHBWF IN THE BACK IN THE NAME OF THE EWA!! WHOOO HOOO!!! WHAT A NIGHT!!

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Hustler, let this serve as a lesson to show just how far "The King of Extreme" will go to get what he wants! TONIGHT� Hustler, buddy� my waist is feeling a little naked now that I just lost my title� so I guess I'll have to take that pretty EWA Extreme Title of yours huh? [Laughs] Take it Bigg Daddy!

The Informer - This is absolutely amazing!

Deuce - The way I see it, it's real, real simple! The entire world is being stubborn about admitting it, but they really can't deny it! THE 3 DIMENSIONS OF WRESTLING HAVE TAKEN OVER THIS INDUSTRY IN LESS THAN A MONTH!

Eddie Sensation - Amen, Champ! Amen!

Deuce - I look at "The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante! What do I see? A man who is stronger, smarter and simply that much better than your average wrestler. But what is it that makes him unique? [Smiles] YOU SAW HIM EARLIER� YOU SAW HIM SEND THAT WOMAN DOWN TO THE GROUND IN THE IRON CITY DROP! This man standing to my left [Points at Delsante] is a man who will stop at nothing to succeed! AND THAT'S WHAT MAKES HIM A CHAMPION!

Vic Canon - But how far is too far! Come on! He just attacked an innocent woman!

Deuce - Then we have my buddy, Nicky D� "The Diamond Stud"! What this man went through to humiliate another crappy wrestling organization shows that this guy is a champ! He went to the organization that Zed used to work for� AND HE TOTALLY KICKED THE ASSES OF NOT ONE� BUT TWO OF THEIR BEST STARS AT THE SAME TIME!!! AND WHAT DOES HE DO� He burns the belt, thus humiliating Jackoff Hamric� or whatever his name is. THAT'S WHAT MAKES THIS MAN A CHAMPION!!

The Informer - Well� it further makes him a hated man, but I doubt it makes him a champion.

Eddie Sensation - Dude! Quiet man!

Deuce - Then you look at me� The Bigg Daddy! I stand here in front of all the fans of the EWA� and I stand here the man! I've been in the Extreme Wrestling Association for almost 2 years now, always being held down because everyone hated me. I was always tossed aside while Stone let all his pretty boys hold the belts atop the EWA! HOW THE HELL DO YOU THINK THAT MADE ME FEEL?? I FELT MISUSED, AND I FELT USELESS!!! BUT YOU KNOW WHAT MAKES ME A CHAMPION??

Eddie Sensation - That's right baby, yeah!

Deuce - [Smiles] You know what makes me a champion, and puts me in a whole different league than these other past EWA Champions? Well� I, unlike them, NEVER quit! I always had the desire to rule the EWA, and I didn't let pussies like Zed stand in my way! I AM A CHAMPION THE LIKES OF WHICH THE EWA HAS NEVER SEEN BEFORE! THE EWA HAS NEVER HAD SOMEONE ON TOP WITH MY SKILLS... WITH MY MENTAL AND PHYSICAL CONDITIONING� AND WITH MY HEART AND DESIRE TO DO WHAT IT TAKES TO SUCCEED!!

Vic Canon - He makes a good argument.

Deuce - Together, we are the 3 Dimensions of Wrestling� and that punk Fallen Angel will learn that a "Cornerstone" doesn't fall, no matter how hard you try to knock it down! That low-life The Hustler will learn that the ladies call this man "The Stud" because he gets the job done under the covers, and kicks some almighty ass in the ring! Denial is gonna fall into a deep pit of depression when he messes with this big, bad MOFO Leroy Johnson! Tonight, The Wildman will learn that every beast from the jungle can be tamed when it is disciplined the "Bigg Daddy" way! And tonight� a couple of punks are gonna learn just why Extreme Velocity was asked to join the greatest dynasty in wrestling's long history! Dreyborn� Sane� this is your time! I want you to explain just why you made the choice! Get everything off your chest, and spare no expenses! EXPLAIN TO ALL THESE MORONS WHY YOU MADE THE JUMP! AND EXPLAIN TO THEM WHY YOU ARE CHAMPIONS, JUST LIKE US!

Eddie Sensation - This truly is the greatest dynasty that the pro wrestling world has ever seen!

The Informer - That's a pretty arguable point, Eddie!

Vic Canon - But when it comes down to it, the EWA Champ makes a very good overall point! Every man and woman in this ring honestly do what it takes, and only what...

Eddie Sensation - SHUT UP CANON, SANE'S GOT THE MIC!!! OH YEAH BABY, LET'S HEAR IT SANE!!!!

"The Extremist" Justin Sane - For about a year now, me and Dick have been waiting for our opportunity... We've been waiting for the chance to get what we deserve. Last week, we took out two, non-talented tag teams, or should I say, one tag team and one half of an even sadder tag team, and showed them exactly why we are who we are, exactly why we are Extreme Velocity... Those tag team titles became ours, now we have them and we are not gonna let them go, not to anyone... Now, all our so called fans must want some sort of explanation as to why me and Dick have joined 3D, it's quite simple morons... Where were the five of us before the EWA?? We've kept in touch since those D.O.A days and now we're here together to raise holy fuck on this organization, we will rape, pillage and plunder all these useless lowlife so-called wrestlers and we will take what we want, when we want to. It's about power, money and fame, and this is where it all is, 3D owns the wrestling industry, why wouldn't me and Dick jump ship??

Vic Canon - I've never seen this side of Justin Sane... The 3D really brings out th--

Eddie Sensation - SHUT YOUR YAP VICTORIA!!!! It's Dr. Drey's turn to speak on DIS!!!!!

"The Interrogator" Richard Dreyborn - THIS IS OUR TIME!!!! IT'S OUR TIME NOW!!!! THE 3D IS HERE IN THE EWA, AND WE AIN'T GONNA STOP FOR NOBODY!! HUSTLER, YOU LOWLIFE SON-OF-A-BITCH, YOU CRIPPLED OUR MANAGER, HE'S NEVER GONNA WALK AGAIN, AND NOW, YOU'RE GONNA PAY... AND THIS TIME YOU'VE GOT 5 BLOOD THIRSTY PSYCHOTIC SONS--OF-BITCHES ON YOUR TAIL... WHAT DO YOU DO HUSTLE-BOY?? WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOUR WHOLE WORLD BEGINS TO CRUMBLE RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR EYES?? WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU KNOW THAT THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS HAVE PROMISED TO HURT YOU AND AREN'T GONNA STOP COMIN' AFTER YOU UNTIL THEY DO?? HUSTLER, YOU CHOSE THE WRONG PATH TO FOLLOW AND NOW YOU'RE GONNA PAY!! WE'RE GONNA TAKE YOU APART PIECE BY PIECE, VERY SLOWLY, AND THE FIRST PIECE IS THAT TITLE BELT YOU HOLD SO DEAR... it's gonna look real nice around The Diamond Stud's waist, and I promise you, that is where it will be when the smoke settles... so shine up that belt real nice, cause Nick doesn't like to wear filth. Hustler, you'll get yours, you'll see the 3D ain't playin' games, we don't care who we hurt, we don't care if we scare the 6 years olds who are watchin', we don't care who we piss off, and we really don't give a fuck who's careers we end, including yours Hustler. ALL WE GIVE A FUCK ABOUT IS OURSELVES, AND THIS IS THE WAY IT'S GONNA BE FOR A LONG TIME TO COME, WE OWN THIS PLACE!!!! TO ALL YOU MORONS AND ANYONE ELSE WHO'S LISTENING, ALL WE HAVE TO SAY TO YOU NOW, IS....

"The Extremist" Justin Sane - FUCK ALL YOUR PROTESTS, AND PUT 'EM TO BED!!

Vic Canon - My GOD!!!

Eddie Sensation - AHAHAHAHA, I LOVE THAT LINE!!

The Informer - I can't believe this, look into that ring fans. Those are the most evil men in our sport, and it saddens me to think that they can do this, and even worse, it scares me to even think of what they can do to the EWA. I hate to say this, but could this be the end of the great honor and tradition of the EWA, and the beginning of turmoil?? Turmoil caused by 3D??

Eddie Sensation - HELL YEAH!!! 3D!! 3D!! 3D!! AHAHAHA, NICK, DINO, DEUCE, JUSTIN, DICK... I LOVE YOU GUYS!!! AHAHAHAHA!!!

Vic Canon - [Looking over at Eddie Sensation and shaking his head.] Pathetic... Fans, we'll be back after this short commercial break...

Ayden Caldato - Rachel.. My face is up here.. so I'd appreciate it if you'd look up, and talk to me eye to eye.. even if it is tough to stop staring. You see.. I don't exactly understand why I am facing "Big Pappy" but then again, I really don't mind all that much. When you talk about victory, I believe that it is never easy, no what who your opponent, but I am looking forward to a lackluster performance from Jericho's Big Guppy, if that is what you are pertaining to.

Rachel Stevens - Do you think Chris Jericho will get involved in this match??

Ayden Caldato - Do you think.. Do you think... The question should be DO I CARE?!?! The answer would then be no. Chris Jericho, as much as I love watching him, and his comedy relief.. strikes me as a modest guy, who knows when and when not to get his ass in too deep. I don't see Jericho showing up during out match, except maybe to throw in the towel..

Rachel Stevens - If that is the case, and Jericho does get involved, are you counting on your bodyguard to take care of him??

Ayden Caldato - Nunhoe?! He can barely guard his own body, let alone that of yours truly! I hate to say it, but if indeed Jericho does decide to even the odds, seeing that Big Pappy will need it, I will be counting on Nunhoe to run and scream like a little schoolgirl..

Rachel Stevens - Don't you mean..

Ayden Caldato - OF COURSE I meant to say "I count on Nuno to clean up on Jericho".. You can edit that part.. can't you?

Rachel Stevens - Actually, we can't Mr Caldato. We're live.

Ayden Caldato - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOOT?! God damnit.. I hate Canadian television...

["Coma America" by Amen blasts through the speakers, as Nuno Nitrowalawitz and Ayden Caldato step out from behind the curtain and head towards the ring.]

Chris Myers - And his opponent... accompanied to the ring by "The Franchise" Chris Jericho, Big Pappy!

["Walls Of Jericho" blasts through the speakers, as "The Franchise" Chris Jericho and Big Pappy step out from behind the curtain and head towards the ring.]

The Informer - Big Pappy is in the corner, chatting with Jericho! Ayden charges in... DROP KICK TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD!

Vic Canon - Big Pappy is down! Ayden picks him up, and stands him up in the corner!

Eddie Sensation - What the hell is he do--.....

The Informer - TORNADO DDT!!!

Vic Canon - Big Pappy springs to his feet! WHAM!!!!! IMPLANT DDT!!!!

Eddie Sensation - DAMN! Big Pappy is getting DRILLED into the ground!

The Informer - Ayden picks him up again... He sets him up.... SINGLE ARM DDT!! Ayden goes for the pin... 1..... 2..... No! Pappy just kicks out!

Vic Canon - Wait a minute, Ayden's bodyguard Nuno Nitrowalawitz is on the apron! He's calling Ayden over!

Eddie Sensation - What the hell are they doing?!

The Informer - Big Pappy is up! LOOK OUT!!

Vic Canon - OH! Big Pappy shoves Ayden into Nuno! Nuno goes flying! And Ayden stumbles backwards holding his head! OH!! Clothesline to the back of the head of Ayden Caldato!

Eddie Sensation - BEAUTIFUL!!

The Informer - Big Pappy is going over to get some advice from Jericho! Big Pappy walks over to Ayden.... DDT!!! Wait a minute.... Hahah! Pappy is going back to Jericho for advice!

Vic Canon - Oh my....

Eddie Sensation - HAHHAHAH! You've gotta love him!

The Informer - Big Pappy walks over to Ayden... Oh my....

Vic Canon - Folks, Big Pappy just TRIED to immitate Jericho's "HEY, HEY, C'MON BABY!!!" pin, and failed MISERABLY!

Eddie Sensation - HAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! WHAT A CLASSIC!!!

The Informer - Ayden kicks out of the pin at 1!! Pappy walks over to Jericho.... OH!! DID YOU HEAR THAT SLAP?! JERICHO JUST SLAPPED THE TASTE OUT OF PAPPY'S MOUTH!!!

Vic Canon - I guess he wasn't too pleased with Pappy's immitation!

Eddie Sensation - LOOK OUT!! OH!!!!

The Informer - ACD!! ACD!!

Vic Canon - AYDEN CALDATO DRIVER!

Eddie Sensation - LOOK OVER THERE!!! NUNO JUST ATTACKED JERICHO!!! HE'S CHOKING HIM WITH SOME WIRES!!!

The Informer - Ayden goes for the pin.... 1...... 2..... 3!!!!

Chris Myers - And the winner of this match, Ayden Caldato!!

Vic Canon - Nuno is still trying to choke Jericho! Jericho grabs him by the head... OH!!! HE JUST WHIPPED NUNO 10 FEET!! WOW!!

Eddie Sensation - CAN I SEE A REPLAY?! THAT WAS ENTERTAINING!!!

The Informer - Jericho throws Nuno in the ring! Ayden is watching from half way up the ramp, and is shaking his head! He's not even helping Nuno! Ayden is making his way backstage!

Vic Canon - Jericho is in the ring with Nuno and Pappy! Big Pappy is still down!! WALLS OF JERICHO!! WALLS OF JERICHO!!

Eddie Sensation - HAHAHAH!! YES!!!

The Informer - JERICHO HAS THE WALLS OF JERICHO ON NUNO NITROWALAWITZ!!!!

Vic Canon - SOMEBODY GET HIM SOME HELP!! JERICHO IS GOING TO BREAK HIS LEGS!!!

Eddie Sensation - HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

The Informer - And Jericho releases the hold! Big Pappy is up! Jericho gets his attention..... Jericho is telling him "this is the way you do it!!!"

Eddie Sensation - "HEY..... HEY.... C'MON BABY!!!" HAAAHHAHAH!! I LOVE IT!!!!! OH!!!!

The Informer - PAPPY JUST ATTACKED JERICHO FROM BEHIND!!!

Vic Canon - Big Pappy is fed up! He's beating on Chris Jericho!!

Eddie Sensation - THAT BIG SAP WILL GET HIS!!!

The Informer - Pappy is running away now! He doens't want to be there when Jericho gets up!!!

Vic Canon - Smart move on his behalf!!

Eddie Sensation - JERICHO IS GOING TO KILL HIM!!!!

The Informer - We'll be right back after this!

Leroy - Deeniyo? Ain't dat a rivuh?

Rachel Stevens - Well, yes, but I'm referring to the wrestler.

Leroy - Reefa? I don't got no reefa!

Rachel Stevens - NO! Re-fer! Not "reefer." I'm referring to the North American Champion.

Leroy - Eclipsum?

Rachel Stevens - No.

Leroy - Uhh, Aiden Catdallo?

Rachel Stevens - No!

Leroy - Who's da Norf American Champeeyon?

Rachel Stevens - GOD! Back to the ring!!!

["Denial" by Sevendust blasts through the speakers, as the EWA North American Champion Denial steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

Chris Myers - And his opponent... accompanied to the ring by Mr. Johnson, standing 7'4" and weighing in at 475 pounds, from Gary, Indiana, Leroy!

["Mamma Said Knock You Out" by LL Cool J blasts through the speakers, as Mr. Johnson and Leroy step out from behind the curtain and head towards the ring.]

The Informer - I don't like the atmosphere around the ring!

Vic Canon - Me neither... We've got both of the Johnsons ringside, and Denial has no backup.... I don't like it at all!

Eddie Sensation - What?? You racist? You think that since 2 black men are ringside that they're going to do something?!

The Informer - Oh please Eddie! They're in 3D... They have the 3D gene!!

Vic Canon - Hahahaha! Indeed!

Eddie Sensation - You smart people piss me off....

The Informer - Denial dives for Leroy's knee, and nails it! Leroy falls to the mat in pain!

Vic Canon - Denial climbs to the top! Leroy is on his knees.... OH! DROPKICK TO THE FACE OF LEROY!

Eddie Sensation - Dammit! Come on Leroy! You can do it!

The Informer - Denial grabs his legs.... Boston Crab attempt by Denial! But Leroy's legs are too big!

Vic Canon - Denial stops and waits for Leroy to get up... He's up!

Eddie Sensation - No, he's down again... He's hopeless!

The Informer - That was an Implant DDT by Denial that brought Leroy back down!

Vic Canon - Denial has had complete control thus far! He has Leroy where he wants him! In my opinion, this match shouldn't be much longer!

Eddie Sensation - OH! LOW BLOW BY LEROY!! HAHAHAH! WHO'S IN CONTROL NOW?!?!

The Informer - Leroy throws him to the ropes.... POWERSLAM! Leroy goes for the cover... 1... 2..... No! Denial kicks out! Leroy lifts him to his feet, and scoops him up onto his shoulder!

Vic Canon - Denial slides down Leroy's back! Leroy turns around... Kick to the gut, Neckbreaker! Great move by Denial!

Eddie Sensation - Dammit! The big black man is down!

The Informer - Denial lifts him to his feet... Another kick to the gut, aaaaaaand..... PILEDRIVER!! Denial is pumped!

Vic Canon - Denial has Leroy up on his feet.... Denial lifts him...... OOOOOOH!!! THE COMPULSION! HE NAILED IT ON THIS 7 FOOT MONSTER!!

Eddie Sensation - NOOOOOOooooo!

The Informer - Denial goes for the cover... 1..... 2...... NO! Mr. Johnson broke up the count! The ref is calling for the bell!

Chris Myers - The winner of this match by disqualification, the EWA North American Champion, Denial!

Vic Canon - Mr. Johnson has Denial set up..... OH!!! NIGHTRAIN!!!

Eddie Sensation - YES!!!!

The Informer - Leroy is up!!! OH!! THE MOVING TARGET!!!

Vic Canon - DENIAL IS DOWN!! GET HIM SOME HELP!!!

Eddie Sensation - LOOK OUT!! WHO THE HELL IS THAT?!

The Informer - THE CROWD JUST ERUPTED!! THATS... THATS..... THAT'S MADMAN SCOTT MANGOYA!!!!! HE'S IN THE RING!!!

Vic Canon - OVER THE TOP GOES LEROY!! MADMAN HAS MR. JOHNSON...... OH!! WHAT A MOVE!! JOHNSON IS OUT!!!

Eddie Sensation - WHO THE HELL IS THIS GUY?! CALL SECURITY!!!!!

Tom Stone - Who is it?

Unknown Man - Uh... an EWA hopeful.

[The door opens, and Tom Stone welcomes the man in...]

Tom Stone - Take a seat... Let's get to it...

[The man hands Stone the piece of paper, and Stone begins to read off of it...]

Tom Stone - Aaron Schurr... 6'... 198... Cameron, North Carolina...... Aaron, what can you do to improve my company??

Aaron Schurr - What can I do? The answer to your silly question is simple. I can elevate your company to a higher level, sure the EWA is great now, but you have no one of my caliber on your roster, the only man close to be as high flying and risky as myself was Thorn, and that man has retired and after you turned him down a couple weeks ago, it doesn't look like he's coming back...

Tom Stone - Listen, kid, I don't need your 2 cents. How can you prove these theory of yours to me??

Aaron Schurr - Well, the proof is in the putting. I'll wrestle ANYONE on your "talented" roster and I WILL win, and if I do... Wait... and WHEN I do, your looking at the newest EWA employee... Sound good to you?

Tom Stone - HA. If anything, it sounds like the last guy who got fired after his first match! But, sure! It's a deal! Next week, you've got a match with the EWA North American Champion Denial, and the title is on the line!

Aaron Schurr - It seems to me like I should be the one laughing. I'll see you next week Stone.

[The two shake hands, and Aaron walks out of Stone's office. He closes the door behind him, and as he walks down the hall, you can hear him laughing.]

Deuce - Rob, have you ever had a girlfriend? Have you ever seen a woman nekkid? Besides your momma?

[Before Rob answers Deuce snatches the mic.]

Deuce - No Rob, I didn't think so. You see Ron, I have worked for two and a half years on my relationship with Tabitha. And to think that Wildman has the nutsac to sneak around, IN MY OWN CLUB, I might add and stalk my girlfriend. Thats just something that isn't done. I don't care if its me or anyone else. You don't mess with someone's girl. Thats sacred. You see, Rod, I love Tabitha.. with every inch in my body and when someone invades my place of business and violates here... I have to teach him a lesson.

[Deuce hands Rob the mic.]

Rob DiMarco - Don't try to fool me... I see a 3D attack coming....

[Deuce immediatly takes the mic and raises his hand as if he is gonna smack him, but slowly lowers hand and raises his voice.]

Deuce - YOU INSIGNIFICANT PISS ANT... what have you been doing? Haven't you been listening to me? Why do you think that all I ever do is have the boyz attack the men I wrestle. I don't need anyone to fight my fights for me.. I am the Bigg Daddy, I am my own man. And tonight with I step into the ring with Wildman.... he will FEEL HE EFFECTS OF THE HIGH!!!!

The Wildman - I don't really care about Deuce's buddies the 3D, and I'm not all that worried about them jumping me. Let them jump me if that what game they wanna play. Tonight may be a great night to play a little game that I like to play. I think you've heard of the game I mean. It's the game called GO F*CKING INSANE!!! AND IF 3D WANTS TO JUMP ME LIKE THE COWARDS THEY ARE, THEN THAT'S FINE BY ME!!! Just let them come down the ramp as I procede to kick Deuce's ass all over the damn ring tonight.

Rachel Stevens - What happens if you win tonight? Will you want a shot at the EWA Heavyweight Title??

The Wildman - Well yes, that would be a dream come true wouldn't it? That's what I've been working for my entire career, and it would be nice to have the EWA Heavyweight title over my mantle after I beat the living hell outta Deuce. But I think we all know that his pals 3D just ain't gonna let that happen tonight, don't we? Maybe I'll be able to take care of myself tonight, maybe I won't, I guess we're gonna have to wait and see, but I've beaten Deuce before, and I'll be happy to beat him again.

Vic Canon - The Wildman quickly let the world know that he wanted a piece of Diamante, but what does he get instead?

Eddie Sensation - He gets the Deuce! The EWA Heavyweight Champ! Another member of 3D! The Wildman flapped his jaw a little too much at Nicky D, and now he's got the Deuce! And ya know what, guys? The Wildman CAN'T HANDLE THE DEUCE!

The Informer - We'll have to see about that! Let's go up to ringside!

Chris Myers - This next match is scheduled for one fall, and is a Non-Title Match! Introducing first... standing 6'4" and weighing in at 265 pounds, from Indianapolis, Indiana, The Wildman!

["Living Dead Girl" by Rob Zombie blasts through the speakers, as The Wildman steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

Chris Myers - And his opponent... accompanied to the ring by "The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante, standing 6'6" and weighing in at 290 pounds, from New Orleans, the EWA Heavyweight Champion, Deuce!

["I, Zombie" by White Zombie blasts through the speakers, as "The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante and the EWA Heavyweight Champion Deuce step out from behind the curtain and head towards the ring.]

Vic Canon - This is pretty interesting, guys� "The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante has come down to the ring with Bigg Daddy Deuce� but where is Nick Diamante? Where is Extreme Velocity?

Eddie Sensation - Are you kidding me? Nick is "The King of Extreme"! He has an EXTREME match tonight!

The Informer - So?

Eddie Sensation - SO?? HE'S IN THE BACK GETTING INTO HIS EXTREME MIND-SET! HE'S GETTING INTO CHARACTER� Probably working over a couple of security guards and innocent fans!

Vic Canon - Well, for whatever reason, Nick isn't here. But Dino Delsante is� and that spells bad news for The Wildman!

Eddie Sensation - AND THEY LOCK UP! Bigg Daddy Deuce quickly uses his strength and power advantage by turning that collar-and-elbow lock-up into a side-headlock!

The Informer - And that isn't your normal side-headlock! That's a Bigg Daddy headlock! And we all know that this man has a huge amount of strength in those arms!

Vic Canon - Well, overall, Deuce is probably very confident and in a great mood! I hear he's celebrating a birthday this week!

Eddie Sensation - Exactly dude! Why do you think he's wrestling this match?

The Informer - I don't get it�

Eddie Sensation - It was a gift from Nick Diamante! Face it� The Wildman is a push-over for the champ! Nicky D gave Deuce a change to kick the crap out of a useless push-over as a birthday gift!

Vic Canon - Eddie, please!

Eddie Sensation - What?

The Informer - That's not the case at all! The Wildman is a very talented wrestler, or he wouldn't be here in the EWA!

Vic Canon - The Wildman sends Deuce running to the ropes� and OHHHH!!! DEUCE JUST RAN OVER THE WILDMAN WITH A HUGE SHOULDER-TACKLE WHICH SENT THE WILDMAN FLYING TO THE OUTSIDE!!

Eddie Sensation - SEE!! HA HA!! AND NOW DEUCE IS GONNA COME OUT AFTER HIM AND FINISH THIS PUNK OFF ON THE OUTSIDE! THE WILDMAN IS RIGHT IN FRONT OF US!! HA HA! THIS IS GONNA BE GREAT!

The Informer - No! The referee is stopping Deuce from exiting the ring!

Vic Canon - Finally some good officiating tonight!

Eddie Sensation - I think that's a load of crap! Let Deuce go� he's got 10 seconds to get back in anyway!

The Informer - HEY!! WAIT A MINUTES!!! DINO DELSANTE JUST MET THE WILDMAN WITH A HUGE CLOTHESLINE ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING, BEHIND THE REF'S BACK!! COME ON!

Vic Canon - THIS ISN'T FAIR!

Eddie Sensation - HA HA! That's what you get for trying to stop Deuce! Just like the 3D� if the left one don't get ya, then the right one will! The 3D rules!

The Informer - And now "The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante conveniently slips The Wildman back into the ring!

Vic Canon - Yeah, I guess that was a birthday present from Dino, huh Eddie?

Eddie Sensation - You got that right! Ya see� the 3D� they're a bunch of fun-loving guys!

The Informer - Whatever! We've got action in the ring here!

Eddie Sensation - Hey! You cut me off!

Vic Canon - As Deuce goes to work on the fallen Wildman, look at Dino Delsante on the outside! Right here in front of us! He's raising his arms as if his actions were some sort of act from God or something.

Eddie Sensation - Hey, when "The Cornerstone" goes out of his way to do something, it should be respected. Wha� what's going on?

The Informer - HEY! LOOK� AT THE TOP OF THE RAMP! IT'S FALLEN ANGEL AND THURSTON HOWELL!

Vic Canon - They're coming out here side by side!

Eddie Sensation - What the hell?? When did these guys become all chummy-chummy!

The Informer - I don't think they're necessarily friends� but we know that they both hate Dino Delsante!

Vic Canon - Dino better watch out! They seem to be moving his way pretty slowly!

Eddie Sensation - OH MY GOD!! IN THE RING!!! THE WILDMAN JUST NAILED DEUCE WITH A BACK SUPLEX!!

The Informer - WOW! Deuce was attempting a gorilla press and The Wildman was able to escape the grip and turn his escape into some offence!

Vic Canon - GUYS!! "The Seat Seller" Thurston Howell and Fallen Angel have split up here! Howell has gone to one side of the ring, and Angel has gone to the other! Dino is trapped� and in a few seconds he's gonna get pummeled!

Eddie Sensation - WAIT!!! THERE'S NICK DIAMANTE!!! AND HE HAS A STEEL CHAIR!!

The Informer - THIS IS CHAOS!!!

Vic Canon - He doesn't know who to go after� wait� IT LOOKS LIKE HE'S GOING AFTER HOWELL!!!

Eddie Sensation - HA THIS IS GONNA BE SWEET!! HOWELL DOESN'T KNOW HE'S COMING�

The Informer - WHAM!!! OH MY GOD!! NICK JUST LEVELED THURSTON HOWELL WITH A STEEL CHAIR!!!

Vic Canon - OH NO!! IT BACKFIRED ON HOWELL AND ANGEL!! DINO DELSANTE AND FALLEN ANGEL ARE SCRAPPING IT OUT!! THESE MEN HAVE A LOT OF HEAT BETWEEN THEM AND THEY'RE GONNA HAVE TO STEP INTO THE RING AGAINST EACH OTHER SOMETIME SOON!!

Eddie Sensation - THE REF HAS STEPPED TO THE OUTSIDE TO TRY AND BREAK THESE MEN UP!!! AND NICKY D JUST STEPPED UP INTO THE RING!! WAIT!!!!!! EXTREME VELOCITY HAS JUST JOINED THE FIGHT ON THE OUTSIDE!!! THEY JUST SHOWED UP OUT OF THE CROWD!!!

The Informer - THE WILDMAN IS IN CONTROL OF DEUCE� NO!!! STOP!!!

Vic Canon - OH MY GOD NO!!! NICK JUST BLINDSIDED THE WILDMAN WITH THE CHAIR!!! RIGHT IN THE BACK!!!

Eddie Sensation - BUT HE'S NOT DONE YET!!! HE'S GOT A HOLD OF THE WILDMAN'S ARMS� DOUBLE UNDERHOOKS THEM� MY LORD!!! HE LIFTS THE WILDMAN� AND WHAM!!!!! DIAMOND DRIVER ON THE WILDMAN!!!

The Informer - THIS IS WRONG!!! JUST WRONG!!! HERE COME A FLURRY OF OFFICIALS TO BREAK UP THE FIGHT BETWEEN DELSANTE AND FALLEN ANGEL ON THE OUTSIDE!!! DAMNIT!! LOOK!!! HOWELL IS BACK ON THE HUNT ON THE OUTSIDE TOO!!! WE'VE GOT DELSANTE AND EXTREME VELOCITY SCRAPPING WITH THURSTON HOWELL AND FALLEN ANGEL!! WHAT INSANITY!!!

Vic Canon - Nick Diamante has done his damage� and he slips out of the ring and makes his way back up the ramp! The ref has come back into the ring�

Eddie Sensation - Deuce is back in control� and� HE NAILS THE CHRONIC ON THE WILDMAN!!! THAT-A-BOY BIGG DADDY!!

The Informer - DEUCE GOES FOR THE COVER!!! NO!! NO!! 1�. 2�. 3!!! AND IT'S OVER, DAMNIT!!

Vic Canon - WHAT A MISCARRIAGE OF JUSTICE!!

Chris Myers - The winner of this match is Deuce!

Eddie Sensation - HAHAHA!!! I LOVE IT!!! NEVER HAS A GROUP WORKED LIKE SUCH A WELL-OILED MACHINE LIKE THE 3D DOES!!

The Informer - THEY NEED TO BE STOPPED EDDIE, STOPPED!

Vic Canon - Look at the carnage around ringside! The officials have successfully broken these 2 groups apart and the 3D is in the ring!

Eddie Sensation - Guys! In all seriousness�.. THE 3 DIMENSIONS OF WRESTLING ARE THE BEST THING IN THE EWA!!! THEY RULE BABY!!! YEAH!!! HAHAHAHA!!!

The Informer - They're thugs! They do nothing but help each other out and win each other's matches!

Vic Canon - The EWA has to realize what has happened here! I hate to say it, but this is beginning to remind me of the old RX days! The 3D is growing bigger and stronger! And the EWA has to put something together before this truly does become the 3DWA!

Eddie Sensation - WHO CARES!!! THE 3D RULES!!! HAHAHAH!!!

The Informer - Fans we've gotta go to a commercial! We'll be right back!

The Informer - Welcome back fans! It's been chaos here since we left you! And we now supposedly have a blockbuster announcement� let's take it back to Rachel Stevens for all the details!

Rachel Stevens - Thanks guys! You'll never guess what happened during the break! Fallen Angel, Thurston Howell and The Wildman all barged into Tom Stone's office and DEMANDED a match against the 3 Dimensions of Wrestling! They were so pumped up that they wanted the match right now� but Tom told them that simply couldn't be done! However, he told these 3 men that NEXT WEEK they will get their wish! The Wildman, Fallen Angel and Thurston Howell will join forces for the first time in the EWA to take on the 3D! Back to you guys at ringside!

Vic Canon - WOW! WHAT A HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT!! NEXT WEEK!! HOWELL, WILDMAN AND FALLEN ANGEL WILL TAKE ON THE 3D IN 6-MAN TAG ACTION!

Eddie Sensation - Wicked! We get to see the 3D in action as a unit for the first time next week! Those 3 chumps don't know what they're up against!

The Informer - Did you just call the 3D chumps????

Eddie Sensation - NO! I WAS TALKING ABO�

Vic Canon - I THINK HE DID!!

Eddie Sensation - NO!! SERIOUSLY!! I WAS TALKI�

The Informer - Vic, I think we need to send a note to the 3D telling them that Mr. Sensation is talking bad about them!

Vic Canon - I agree!!

Eddie Sensation - NO!!! GUYS!!! I'M TELLING YOU!!! I NEVER MEANT IT!!! I MEAN!!! YOU GUYS TOOK IT THE WRONG WAY!!!

The Informer - We've got tons of action! Let's keep going!

Eddie Sensation - NO!!! I'LL SUE!! I'LL SUE!!!

["Let's Get This Party Started" by Korn blasts through the speakers, as Extreme Velocity step out from behind the curtain and head towards the ring.]

Chris Myers - And their opponents... at a total combined weighing of 462 pounds, Jason Chandler and Justin Credible!

["We Ready" by Master P & The No Limit Family blasts through the speakers, as Jason Chandler and Justin Credible step out from behind the curtain and head towards the ring.]

The Informer - It looks like Justin Credible is starting this one off against Justin Sane!

Vic Canon - This is going to be a good one! It's Extreme Velocity's first match as a 3D Member!

Eddie Sensation - And that was the best move they ever made!

The Informer - Justin Credible charges at Justin Sane... OH!!! SPINEBUSTER!!!

Vic Canon - Did you hear the thud on that one?! WOW!

Eddie Sensation - They're excited to be 3D members! What can I say?! Hahaha!

The Informer - Justin Sane picks up Justin Credible.... OH! STANDING LARIAT! JUSTIN CREDIBLE FLEW ON THAT ONE!!!

Vic Canon - Man oh man... I don't think anyone will bring down 3D, OR Extreme Velocity! This guys are NUTS!

Eddie Sensation - Damn right they are! They're mah boys!

The Informer - Ok, calm down there Eddie! Sane tags in Dreyborn... Richard Dreyborn grabs Justin Credible by the legs... And.... OH!!! LOW BLOW!! THE REF SAW IT! HE'S GOING NUTS ON DREYBORN!

Vic Canon - He better be careful!

Eddie Sensation - HAHAHA! THIS REF IS GOING TO GET KILLED SOON!!! HAHAHAHA!!

The Informer - Dreyborn picks up Justin Credible, and throws him to the ropes. OH! Elbow to the jaw! Credible goes down again!

Vic Canon - Dreyborn lifts him to his feet... BEARHUG!!

Eddie Sensation - Ok, that's it! It's over!

The Informer - Wait a minute... What's this?? OH!!! GOD!! WHAT A MOVE!!

Vic Canon - Wow! Dreyborn had Credible in the Bearhug, then bounced off the ropes and dropped Credible and himself onto the mat, with Justin Credible's back landing first!

Eddie Sensation - He knocked the wind out of him on that one!

The Informer - Dreyborn's not done yet!! He lifts up Credible, and throws him to the ropes again! Justin Credible ducks the boot! He bounces off the ropes.... OH!! SPINNING HEEL KICK!!

Vic Canon - Justin Credible is up! He bounces off the ropes, Dreyborn is on his feet..... SPEAR BY JUSTIN CREDIBLE!!!

Eddie Sensation - NO, DAMMIT! NO!!

The Informer - This is the key part of the match! Credible HAS to make the tag!!

Vic Canon - He's crawling over!

Eddie Sensation - No!

The Informer - YES! HE MADE IT!

Vic Canon - Jason Chandler is in the ring! Wait a minute... WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING?! OH NO!!!

Eddie Sensation - AHAAHAHHAH!!! HE'S MY NEW HERO!!!

The Informer - JASON CHANDLER IS BEATING ON HIS BROTHER, JUSTIN CREDIBLE!! I CAN'T BELEIVE THIS!!

Vic Canon - HAS HE JOINED 3D?!?!

Eddie Sensation - Probably! Who can't resist!

The Informer - No! He's walking up the ramp now! He's leaving Justin Credible with Extreme Velocity!

Vic Canon - What a poor excuse for a human being! That's his brother he's leaving there!

Eddie Sensation - THAT'S THE SPIRIT JASON!

The Informer - Dreyborn has Justin Credible on his feet... He throws him to the ropes, and lifts him in a Gorilla Press Slam! Here comes Sane..... OH!! ARMAGEDDON!!

Vic Canon - What a move!

Eddie Sensation - HAHAHAH!! YES!!!

The Informer - Lee Fleming is there to count... 1...... 2...... 3!!!!

Chris Myers - And the winners of this match, the EWA Tag Team Champions, Extreme Velocity!

Vic Canon - I still can't believe what Jason Chandler just did to his own flesh and blood! It makes me sick!

Eddie Sensation - Oh come on Vic!! It's business!

The Informer - He's got a point Vic!

Vic Canon - I can't stand to think of it.... We'll be right back.....

Chris Myers - Ladies and Gentlemen........... GeniPher!!

The Informer - Well folks, I found out some information on this man that has been with GeniPher lately... His name is AHB...

Vic Canon - What the hell is an AHB??

The Informer - Hahaha... It stands for American Heart Throb, and these two apparently are boyfriend and girlfriend!

Eddie Sensation - Informer, the proper term is "going out". You're still stuck in the 70s!!

Vic Canon - SHHH Eddie! She's about to talk!

GeniPher - I'm back, and ready for another round of tryouts!

The Informer - Listen to her! It sounds like she think's she's God!

[After several minutes of waiting, nobody comes out.]

GeniPher - Well, I guess nobody's left! I guess I'm stuck with you... I mean I guess I'm with you, AHT!

[AHT gives her a dirty look. Suddenly, out of the crowd comes a crazed fan. He gets in the ring, and jumps on GeniPher! He sticks his tongue in her mouth. AHT stands there, and lets the man do what he wants as payback to GeniPher. Suddenly, security comes running down. The fan gets up, and delivers a belly to belly suplex!]

The Informer - OH NO! GET SOME MORE SECURITY DOWN HERE

Vic Canon - Here they come!!!....

Eddie Sensation - ....OH! CLOTHESLINE OVER THE TOP!!! AND A BRAINBUSTER!!

The Informer - He's clearing the ring! I can't believe this! The EWA's Security can't even stop this fan!

Vic Canon - That's not going to sit well with Tom Stone!

Eddie Sensation - Here comes....... 8 more Security dudes!!

The Informer - And the fan is leaving through the crowd!! Security are chasing him!

Vic Canon - And in the ring, AHT is helping GeniPher up! They're making there way backstage....

Eddie Sensation - Well if Stone is smart, he'll get that fan into the EWA, and have him as Stone's personal body guard! If Stone's thugs couldn't stop him, who can?!

Vic Canon - Good point Eddie!.....

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - Fallen Angel, huh? I can say a lot, and I can say a little, but I'm just going to shoot. See, there are people in this business who think that they can get ahead if they just align themselves with the right people. To me, Angel just wanted to make the Cornerstone, his "stepping stone." And Dino Delsante is NO ONE'S stepping stone.

Rob DiMarco - What about you? You've aligned yourself with two of the greats in our sport.

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - My career doesn't need to be furthered, Rob. I'm where I've always been...at the top, and leading the way.

Rob DiMarco - 3D keeps getting bigger, and stronger every week! Are there any other additions planned for the near future??

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - Are you asking me if there will be a Fourth Dimension? There used to be a soul band called the Fifth Dimension. And physicists believe there are as many as Eight Dimensions. So, I'll just have to say, you'll have to wait and see.

Rob DiMarco - Back to you, guys.

Fallen Angel - Last words? No, I'll be fully capable of speaking after the match. It's Delsante that'll end up on a stretcher, not me. And that is simply because I want this. I want this match to take place, because there is nothing I want more than to get my hands on Dino Delsante. Him. It's simply business for him. He's got it worked into his nutshell brain that this'll be easy. Well, the truth is, Fallen Angel doesn't get pinned, unless he wants to get pinned, or he's killed. I will not take a dive for that son-of-a-bitch, even if it means destroying my body, and destroying my career. Despite the fact that this will not be an "extreme rules" match, which is the way I would've liked it to be, he's still gonna take a serious dose of well-needed punishment. No matter how much the fans back him. No matter how much he thinks he can defeat me, I guarantee that I wam one step ahead of me, and I guarantee that he has no idea, whatsoever, what to expect. You see, Fallen Angel has advanced greatly since the break up of a certain alliance-turned-stable, and the Fallen Angel that Delsante thinks he knew, is long dead, and buried. You may have had your fair share of lucky breaks, Dino, but the skills that I've obtained over recent weeks, run laps around your own ability. Be warned.

Rachel Stevens - With Dino being a 3D member, are you expecting an attack??

Fallen Angel - Deuce is probably the greatest EWA heavyweight champion in the history of sports entertainment, and for a long time, I looked up to Nick Diamante as a mentor. Both of these wrestlers had been idols of mine when I first joined, and I tried my hardest to mimic what they did in the ring. But no longer. You two may have sided with the biggest piles of shit the EWA has to offer, and because of that, if you do decide to interfere tonight, you will not know the fury that you'll unleash. Nothing, no Diamond Stud or heavyweight champ will stand in my way to demolishing "The Cornerstone". And it's that simple.

Rachel Stevens - If you somehow beat Dino Delsante tonig--

Fallen Angel - No no no... I will definately defeat Dino tonight! It's simple! We've talked about this before, MISS STEVENS, and you're out of line, once again! Why is it that you have no faith in me?! Why is it you don't think I can win?! Is it because Dino Delsante's giving you something?! Is that why you're so loyal to him?! Yeah, I reckon you just might be riding his horse, if you catch my drift! There is no SOMEHOW about it! Fallen Angel will defeat Dino Delsante tonight, or I will kill the both of us in the attempt.

["Sway" by Coal Chamber blasts through the speakers, as Cerberus and the EWA Tag Team Champion Fallen Angel step out from behind the curtain and head towards the ring.]

Chris Myers - And his opponent... accompanied to the ring by Tracey Lane, standing 6'3" and weighing in at 235 pounds, from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, "The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante!

["Down" by Stone Temple Pilots blasts through the speakers, as Tracey Lane and "The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante step out from behind the curtain and head towards the ring.]

The Informer - That's strange... No 3D with Dino Delsante tonight...

Vic Canon - GOOD! For once we might see a match without any interfierence!

Eddie Sensation - Yeah! For once Fallen Angel's goons might not interupt!

The Informer - What the hell are you talking about?? I was talking about 3D!

Vic Canon - Fallen Angel charges at Dino! But Dino sticks his leg out onto the apron! The referee pushes Fallen Angel back!

Eddie Sensation - Hahaha! I love Dino! He's such a smart ass!

The Informer - Are you saying he's smart, or that he has a nice ass? Did it come out too quick Eddie?? Hahhaha...

Vic Canon - HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Eddie Sensation - SHUT UP!! BOTH OF YOU!! I SAID HE'S A SMART ASS!

The Informer - No comment... Hahaha...

Vic Canon - Dino gets back into the ring... Fallen Angel charges at him... OH! BOOT TO THE FACE BY DINO! Did you see Fallen Angel's neck bounce back on that one?!

Eddie Sensation - Good! I hope he cripples him!

The Informer - Dino picks up Fallen Angel... Belly To Belly Suplex! Into a pin... 1.... 2... No! His shoulder just got up! Dino lifts Fallen Angel to his feet. He lifts him, and puts him on the top rope! Dino climbs up... High risk move coming up!

Vic Canon - Dino hooks him.... NO! Fallen Angel with a rake to the eyes! He shoves Dino, and Delsante lands on his back! Fallen Angel gets up on the top rope.... Dino is up!!! MISSLE DROPKICK!

Eddie Sensation - GET UP DINO!

The Informer - Fallen Angel throws him to the ropes... Dino ducks a clothesline... Fallen Angel ducks an elbow..... OH!! SPEAR BY DINO!! DID YOU SEE THE IMPACT IN THAT SPEAR?!?!

Vic Canon - Sure did! Both men are down!

Eddie Sensation - You see, this is where Dino picks up the pace and turns things around!

The Informer - Dino is up on one knee! Fallen Angle is sitting up...

Vic Canon - Dino is up! He grabs Fallen Angel by the hair, and lifts him to his feet! Dino whips Fallen Angel to the ropes! Dino with an attempted clothesline....

Eddie Sensation - No! Fallen Angel ducked it!

The Informer - Fallen Angel puts the brakes on! He stops, and waits for Dino to turn around!!!

Vic Canon - Dino turns around, Fallen Angel kicks him in the gut... OH!! SIX-FEET UNDER!! SIX-FEET UNDER!! HE NAILED IT!! But Fallen Angel is exhausted!! He's crawling over to make the pin!

Eddie Sensation - 1..... 2....... OH!!!

The Informer - DINO KICKED OUT!! DINO KICKED OUT!!! HE KICKED OUT OF SIX-FEET UNDER!!

Eddie Sensation - So you're saying he was buried alive, and came back to life?

The Informer - Oh shut up Eddie! Fallen Angel picks up Dino... He scoops him up, No! Dino slides down his back... Fallen Angel turns around, DEATH VALLY DRIVER!!!!

Vic Canon - UH OH! YOU KNOW WHAT'S NEXT!!

Eddie Sensation - What is?!

The Informer - Dino lifts him to his feet.... WAIT A MINUTE!! HERE COMES THURSTON HOWELL!! THURSTON HOWELL IS COMING TO THE RING AT FULL SPEED!

Vic Canon - OH! IRON CITY DROP!! IRON CITY DROP! DINO GOES FOR THE COVER.... 1..... 2....

Eddie Sensation - NO!! HOWELL CAME IN AND BROKE IT UP!! DQ REF!!! DQ!!!

The Informer - And there's the bell! Fallen Angel has been disqualified!

Chris Myers - The winner of this match as a result of a disqualification, "The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante!

Vic Canon - Fallen Angel and Howell don't care about the announcement! They're kicking a hole into Dino's head!

Eddie Sensation - WHERE THE HELL IS 3D?!?!

The Informer - Howell has Dino up..... OH! The Investment!!

Vic Canon - HERE COMES 3D!! 3D IS COMING TO THE RING AT FULL SPEED!!!

Eddie Sensation - YES! IT'S ABOUT TIME!!

The Informer - HOWELL AND FALLEN ANGEL ARE TAKING OFF VIA THE CROWD!!

Vic Canon - They better! 3D is pissed!

Eddie Sensation - What the hell! That was an ambush! They should be suspended!!

The Informer - Oh come on Eddie! This happens every week with 3D! They're always beating on some innocent person!

Eddie Sensation - Yeah, but that is funny! This isn't!

The Informer - 3D is helping Dino backstage! For once, Fallen Angel and Thurston Howell got the best of 3D and Dino Delsante!

Vic Canon - Damn right! It's about time too!

Eddie Sensation - Hey, you're both picking on me again! Should I call 3D?? HUH?? HUH?!?! I thought so!

Tom Stone - Yes? Who is it?

Woman - May I come in? We have something to disucss...

[Tom walks to the door, and opens it. He see's the woman, and automatically welcomes her in. She takes a seat.]

Tom Stone - Do I know you from somewhere??

Woman - No....

Tom Stone - Well then, do you want to work for the EWA?

Woman - That's not what I had in mind....

Tom Stone - Well then, what is it?!

Woman - Well Tom... Do you remember a while ago, when you paid a special visit to a special doctor??

Tom Stone - Uhh.... When I got my wisdom teeth removed??

Woman - No no...

Tom Stone - What special appointment are you talking about then??

Woman - Tom, I'm pregnant with your child.

Tom Stone - WHAT?! Lady... you're insane...

Woman - No Tom... You gave sperm...

Tom Stone - I DID?!

Woman - Yes. You were 19 years old...

Tom Stone - That was like, 6 years ago... I should remember it if it DID happen!

Woman - Well, it's just like he said...

Tom Stone - He?? Who said what??

Woman - Ah, Nevermind...

Tom Stone - No no... Tell me...

Woman - The doctor told me that you wouldn't remember it...

Tom Stone - Why not?!

Woman - He said you were drunk or something... you came back from some party, and you were with a bunch of friends...

Tom Stone - THOSE SON'S OF BITCHES!! THEY DID DO IT!! THEY TOLD ME THEY WERE JOKING!! I'LL FUCKING GET THEM!!!

Woman - So, you did donate!

Tom Stone - Yeah, I guess I did...

Woman - Alright, well then we're going to have to work out some things...

Tom Stone - Yeah, I guess so...

Woman - You seem shaken up...

Tom Stone - What the hell do you expect?!?!

Woman - You're right... I guess I'll leave you alone. I'll come back next week, and hopefully you will be more cheerful then...

Tom Stone - Right... Good idea...

Woman - Ok, then I guess I'll be going now...

Tom Stone - Wait a minute... I'm not going to let you leave with my child ALONE. You know how many people in this world hate me?!

Woman - No, I was unaware of this....

Tom Stone - Just wait a few minutes, I'll get security up here and get you a limo drive home.

Woman - Wow... You don't have to go that far...

Tom Stone - No no, It's the least I could do...

[Tom grabs the phone, and calls for Security.]

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - [Nick turns around and looks at Rob for a second in disgust, and then begins to speak...] How dare you, you fat... underachieving, self-conscious sunnuva... [Nick holds back for a moment...] Rob, would you look the Devil in the eye and tell him he's not the most evil entity you've ever seen?

Rob DiMarco - Never! Of course not...

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Then how dare you parade The Hustler's name around as the so-called "Best EWA Extreme Champion" right in front of the "King of Extreme"?

Rob DiMarco - I really meant nothing by i...

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - [Grabs the mic from Rob...] Welcome fans to the most anticipated segment of Tuesday Night Heat! This is where "The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante speaks... predicts the future... and then goes out to prove just why he is "The King of Extreme" here in the EWA! Robby... as me another question damnit... and make it good!

Rob DiMarco - 3D is growing every week, and to be honest, it scares me. Are there any plans for additions to 3D in the near future??

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - No, instead of answering that, I guess I'll have to do your job, along with mine here tonight! [Clears his throat...] Nick! Stud! You rule! What exactly will you do to The Hustler tonight before you take his title and end the longest Extreme Title reign here in the EWA? [Pauses for a moment...] Well, Nick... before I begin, allow me to say that you really do look extraordinary tonight! But to answer your question... I will do what I did to "The Franchise" Chris Jericho last week... times 10! Tonight, come hell or high water... Nick Diamante will make the full transformation into the world of EXTREME! Robert... one last chance, make it a good one!

Rob DiMarco - Will 3D be a factor in this match??

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Well... to answer your question quite bluntly... Yes, they will. And I flaunt around this fact so openly because... [Turns to the camera sporting a serious face...] WHO THE HELL IS GONNA STOP US, HUH?

The Hustler - Evillest man in wrestling today?!? Maybe he scares you, or some other weak men here in the back, but Nick knows that I'm not afraid of me, nor any man. Nick, he is talented, he is the man whom everyone loves to hate around the world, and he is about to face the biggest challenge of his life. This belt I have here, I've had since Halloween, and you know why? Because, I am without a doubt, the most extreme man ever to grace the EWA. I defended this belt with class, not like those undertalented, pathetic hardcore fighters who don't have an ounce of pure skill or technical wrestling ability in them. Tonight, this match with be the most brutal of Nick Diamante's career, one he will never, ever forget. In this match, I aim to scar Nick for life.....both physically, and mentally. Nick and 3D, over the past couple weeks, they have been trying to eliminate me from the EWA. They've been doing all they can, all that is in their capacity, to try and take me out. But, I'm still here, and I AM NEVER GOING AWAY, NO MATTER WHAT THEY TRY. Nick, this is my world........Extreme fighting is what I do, and what I do better than anyone else. If this was just a regular match, I'd beat you one-on-one as well, cause, as I've said before, I am the best of both worlds of wrestling.....tonight though, its just grueling, pain-filled extreme fighitng, what I love. Tonight though, its pretty damn guarnateed that the rest of 3D will rear the very ugly heads, so it looks like it will be The Hustler versus Nick, Dino, Duece, and Extreme Velocity. If I lose this belt tonight due to interference by those punks, it will be a very bittersweet ending to my title reign, and I will get my revenge for such a screwjob.

Rachel Stevens - Speaking of 3D.... Do you think they will be a factor in this match??

The Hustler - Like I just said, I definitely believe that 3D will be a factor in this match. Those boys aren't stupid, they know that Nicky D wouldn't have a chance in hell of beating me in this type of match, so they'll run their little legs down to the ring, or wherever in the arena I am giving Nick the beating of his life, and mess this match up for me. 3D, its obvious, haven't been able to win a match by themselves since they've joined forces. Remember last week, Rachel? I had Duece screaming in the middle of the ring, when I slapped that Crossface Chickenwing on him, but who shows up? Dino and Nick to save Duece's day, and his shoulder, elbow, and neck! Now, 3D has Extreme Velocity, Justin Sane and Richard Dreyborn, and they'll probably show their faces tonight too. All the same, just keep bringing them on. Like I said, I know no fear, and if Extreme Velocity wants to join those assholes, they'll get their asses kicked just the same. Just keep lining up, and The Hustler will just keep knocking them down, cause I am Extremity At Its Best.

Rachel Stevens - If 3D does stick their noses in this match, what do you plan on doing??

The Hustler - Damn Rachel, open your goddam ears! I just said I'll kick all their asses just the same, one by one, toss them aside, and walk out the EWA Extreme Champion, ONCE AGAIN. Five against one, I know they are NOT the greatest odds, and I know it will be tough as hell if I gotta to face them all at once. Actually, if I'm bum rushed, they'll probably get the best of me......BUT, The Hustler does NOT go down without a fight; I will go down in a blaze of glory. The Hustler right now has no friends in the locker room there, I'm pretty much on my own tonight. If it does come down to me versus 3D, don't expect anybody to be running down that entrance ramp to help me out. I am on my own, and I kind of like it that way. The Hustler has evolved, a genuine force to be reckoned with, here in the EWA. Tonight, on my own, I'll demonstrate why I am the best goddam Extreme Champion of all time, and why I am the only man capable of taking down 3D, on his own. 3D, you are going to find out, in a collective unit, that YOUR PAIN IS MY GAIN!!!

Vic Canon - Well, they were booked to wrestle in 5 of the 6 matches here tonight, so I guess we couldn't expect much more!

Eddie Sensation - And guys, now it's time for the main event! We've got "The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante challenging The Hustler for the EWA Extreme Championship!

The Informer - Nick is on a roll, no doubt about it! I've just been told that I will have the opportunity to interview Nick Diamante about 30 minutes after EWA Tuesday Night Heat goes off the air. And apparently I'm going to be asking him questions concerning Josh Hamric and the NHBWF, and nothing else!

Vic Canon - Is this interview going to be televised?

The Informer - No� I'm told that a transcript of it will be posted as a very special issue of the EWA Spoiler!

Eddie Sensation - Wow! Big news! Fans, remember� about 30 minutes after EWA Tuesday Night Heat goes off the air, you will be able to head on over to the EWA website, and check out what "The Diamond Stud" has to say about Josh Hamric and the No Holds Barred Wrestling Federation.

The Informer - Beautiful. Now with that out of the way� let's go on with the main event!

Chris Myers - This next match is scheduled for one fall, and is for the EWA Extreme Championship! Introducing first... standing 6'4" and weighing in at 242 pounds, from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, the EWA Extreme Champion, The Hustler!

["Walk" by Pantera blasts through the speakers, as the EWA Extreme Champion The Hustler steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

Chris Myers - And his opponent... accompanied to the ring by 3D, standing 6'8" and weighing in at 292� pounds, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, "The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante!

["Got The Life" by Korn blasts through the speakers, as all of 3D and "The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring. Closely behind them are The Big Johnsons, who are puhing a wheel barrel of weapons to the ring.]

Vic Canon - What is this? Come on! It's gonna be another Extreme Rules match� and Nick has the entire 3D here at ringside! This isn't fair! Plus, look! The Big Johnsons are pushing a huge wheel barrel of weapons down to ringside!

Eddie Sensation - Oh hush already! Last week Nick beat Chris Jericho all by himself, and this week he'll do the same!

The Informer - ALL BY HIMSELF?? What match were you watching, Sensation??

Vic Canon - NEVER MIND! THE HUSTLER JUST ATTACKED "THE DIAMOND STUD" AS HE WAS TAKING OFF HIS LEATHER JACKET!!

Eddie Sensation - AHHHHHHHHH!!!!! STOP THAT MAN!!!

The Informer - THE HUSTLER KNOWS WHAT HE'S GOTTA DO IF HE HOPES TO RETAIN THIS TITLE!!

Vic Canon - THE HUSTLER WHIPS NICK INTO THE TURNBUCKLE!!! OH MY GOD!!! NICK JUST HIT THAT CORNER WITH SO MUCH VELOCITY THAT HE WAS SENT UP AND OVER THE ROPES TO THE OUTSIDE!!!

Eddie Sensation - DAMNIT NO!! GOOD! GOOD!! THE 3D IS COMING AROUND TO MAKE SURE HE'S OK! Richard Dreyborn is helping Nick to his feet! There's a crowd of 3D members around Nick basically making it impossible for The Hustler to create any offence!

The Informer - THIS IS NOT FAIR!

Vic Canon - Wait a minute� The Hustler is running to the opposite ropes� now heading back towards the 3D� OHHHHH MY GOD!!! THE HUSTLER JUST LEAPED UP AND OVER THE ROPES TO THE OUTSIDE!!! AND HE LANDED RIGHT ON TOP OF THE 3D!!!

Eddie Sensation - WHAT AN IDIOT!!! IS HE INSANE??? HE COULD HAVE INJURED MRS. TABITHA OR TRACY LANE!!!

The Informer - THE HUSTLER HAS MORE GUTS THAN BRAINS, BUT THAT'S WHAT IT TAKES TO BE EXTREME!!

Vic Canon - Oh� Oh no! But this plans seems to have backfired! Now Dino Delsante and Bigg Daddy Deuce are stomping away at The Hustler!

Eddie Sensation - And Extreme Velocity is attempting to help Nick back to his feet!

The Informer - I'm telling you, this simply isn't right! You've got the entire 3D against one man!

Vic Canon - How is The Hustler honestly supposed to defend himself under these circumstances??

Eddie Sensation - These circumstances?? Come on, guys! Nick is the one guy that The Hustler has to worry about! And you're out here worrying about everyone else!

The Informer - Yeah, whatever! What I'd like to know is how much does the 3D pay you to kiss their asses every week??

Eddie Sensation - Hey!

Vic Canon - Dino and Deuce have just tossed The Hustler back into the ring, and on the other side of the ring, Diamante, Extreme Velocity and The Big Johnsons are going through that wheel barrel looking for just the right weapon!

Eddie Sensation - There's steel chairs in there� brooms� lead pipes�

The Informer - But for whatever reason, Nick doesn't seem happy with these weapons!

Vic Canon - Com on, Nick! It's an extreme match� how can you be picky about weapons??

Eddie Sensation - Hey, leave the man be! He's obviously got a certain taste as to what kinda weapon he beats his opponents with!

The Informer - Wait guys� look! The Big Johnsons� they're beginning to pull a ladder out from underneath the ring!

Vic Canon - Oh yeah! And "The Diamond Stud" seems to like that!

Eddie Sensation - Diamante takes a hold of the ladder and he chucks it up into the ring!

The Informer - Guys! The Johnsons are done! They're pulling out a table from under the ring!

Vic Canon - In the ring, Nick is putting the boots to The Hustler! Nick grabs The Hustler by the head and brings him to his feet!

Eddie Sensation - "TDS" scoops The Hustler up and bodyslams him! Yup� yup� yup! Nick is in firm control here!

The Informer - But what now? That seemed only to be a set-up move of sorts. Nick is making his way to the ladder, and it looks like he's settling it up for something!

Vic Canon - Is he going to climb it?

Eddie Sensation - No, Einstein! Nick is conducting an experiment to see if the lights in this arena are cancerous! What are you man? Stupid??

The Informer - Gentlemen please! It looks as if Nick has begun his accent up this ladder� which looks to sand about 10 feet in height!

Vic Canon - The Hustler is making it to his feet slowly! Nick better watch out! He's not facing The Hustler here!

Eddie Sensation - WAIT! THE HUSTLER IS UP!! NICK WATCH OUT!! HE'S COMING YOUR WAY!!

The Informer - THE HUSTLER JUST NAILED NICK WITH A LOW BLOW!!! AND NICK IS DOING HIS BEST NOT TO FALL OFF THE SIDE OF THE LADDER!!!

Vic Canon - LISTEN TO THIS CROWD! THEY LOVE IT!

Eddie Sensation - COME ON!!! THAT'S ILLEGAL!!!

The Informer - THIS IS AN EXTREME MATCH!!! EVERYTHING IS LEGAL, EDDIE!!

Vic Canon - Guys� The Hustler is climbing the ladder on the on the opposite side that Nick is standing on! What's he going to do??

Eddie Sensation - The Hustler is climbing all the way up! WHAT IS THIS NUT GOING TO DO HERE???

The Informer - THE HUSTLER IS NEAR THE TOP OF HIS SIDE OF THE LADDER� HE JUMPS OVER TO THE OTHER SIDE AND�. OH MY GOD!!! THE HUSTLER JUST HIT A SUNSET FLIP INTO A POWERBOMB ON NICK DIAMANTE OFF THE LADDER!!!

Vic Canon - MY GOD WHAT A MOVE!!! THAT MOVE TOOK ABOUT EVERYTHING THE HUSTLER HAD LEFT!!! THE HUSTLER IS DOWN ON THE MAT TOO! AND HE'S TRYING TO MAKE THE COVER HERE!!

Eddie Sensation - NO!!! NO!!! THE ENTIRE 3D IS HITTING THE MAT TRYING TO GET NICK'S ATTENTION, BUT THEY'RE GETTING THE CROWD INTO IT INSTEAD!! WE'VE GOT A "HUSTLER RULES" CHANT GOING ON! THIS IS JUST WRONG!!

The Informer - THE HUSTLER IS INCHING HIS WAY TOWARDS NICK!! THIS IS INSANE!! IT'S GONNA BE OVER!!

Vic Canon - YES INDEED� HE MADE IT!!! 1���.. 2���..

Eddie Sensation - YEAH BABY YEAH!!! DINO DELSANTE!!! BIGG DADDY DEUCE!! THEY'RE BOTH IN THE RING AND THEY'RE ATTACKING THE HUSTLER!!!

The Informer - THIS LOOKS BAD FOR THE HUSTLER!!! ON THE OUTSIDE� RICHARD DREYBORN AND JUSTIN SANE ARE LOOKING FOR SOME WEAPONS IN THAT CONTAINER! AND THE BIG JOHNSONS ARE THERE LAUGHING!!!

Vic Canon - IN THE RING!!! BIGG DADDY DEUCE NAILS THE HUSTLER WITH THE CHRONIC!!! MY GOD THIS ONE IS OVER!!!!

Eddie Sensation - NICK!!! NICK!!! YOU'VE DONE IT!!! MAKE THE COVER MAN!!!

The Informer - NICK??? ARE YOU MAD� DEUCE JUST FINISHED THE HUSTLER OFF IF ANYONE DID�

Vic Canon - DINO AND DEUCE DRAG DIAMANTE ONTO THE HUSTLER! NO, DON'T LET IT END LIKE THIS!!!

Eddie Sensation - 1��. 2��.. 3!!!!!! NEW CHAMPION!!!!! HE DID IT!!!!! WHOOOOOOO!!!!! YEAH BABY DIAMANTE DID IT!!!!! ALL BY HIMSELF, DIAMANTE HAS BECOME THE TRUE "KING OF EXTREME"!!! WITH NO ONE'S HELP!!!! WHOOOOOO!!!!! PARTY TIME!!!

Chris Myers - The Winner of this match and NEW EWA Extreme Champion, "The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante!!

The Informer - DAMNIT!! COME ON!! HOW FAR CAN THE 3D GO BEFORE SOMEONE REALIZES THAT THEY ARE RUINING THE EWA??

Vic Canon - I can't see how Tom Stone is allowing them to control the place like this!

Eddie Sensation - Ah, shut up! The 3 Dimensions of Wrestling rule the 3DWA, and you just better get use to it!

The Informer - Hey� guys� Extreme Velocity is still rummaging through those weapons on the outside! Come on, they're gonna beat The Hustler more? Enough is enough!

Vic Canon - We need to get some help out here before this situation gets out of hand!

Eddie Sensation - THERE IT IS!! IN THE RING!! DINO DELSANTE AND BIGG DADDY DEUCE ARE HELPING NICK TO HIS FEET AND PRESENTING HIM WITH THE EWA EXTREME TITLE!!! THIS RULES!!! DIAMANTE WINS HIS FIRST EVER TITLE IN THE EWA!!!

The Informer - Well, look at that site in the ring! Now Lane and Tabitha have joined the scene and they've presented their men with their belts too! The 3D is definitely on top here in the EWA!

Vic Canon - WAIT!! LOOK!!! ON THE OUTSIDE!!! EXTREME VELOCITY HAS JUST ATTACKED THE BIG JOHNSONS WITH BASEBALL BATS!!!

Eddie Sensation - WHAT THE HELL????? DEUCE!!! DINO!!!!! NICK!!!!!!! TURN AROUND!!!! LOOK OUTSIDE!!!!

The Informer - WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?????

Vic Canon - THEY'RE MAKING THEIR WAY IN THE RING!!! BEHIND THE BACKS OF THE OTHER 3D MEMBERS�.

Eddie Sensation - WHAT THE HECK!!! WATCH OUT!!!!

The Informer - EXTREME VELOCITY IS ATTACKING THE 3D!!!!! THEY'RE GOING NUTS!!!!

Vic Canon - AND THE HUSTLER HAS JOINED THEM!!! THE HUSTLER IS BEATING IN BIGG DADDY DEUCE!!!! LEFTS AND RIGHTS TO THE SKULL OF THE CHAMPION!!!

Eddie Sensation - THE EWA OFFICIALS ARE COMING TO BREAK THIS UP!!!! THOSE BASTARDS�.. WHAT HAPPENED HERE???

The Informer - EXTREME VELOCITY AND THE HUSTLER HAVE JUST CLEARED THE RING OF THE 3D!!! AND THE OFFICIALS ARE BREAKING THIS UP AND FORMING A WALL BETWEEN THESE 2 SETS OF WRESTLERS!!

Vic Canon - WAIT! LOOK!! IN THE RING!!! THE THREE MEN ARE RIPPING THEIR SHIRTS OFF�..

[Extreme Velocity and The Hustler remove their shirts to reveal the following logo�]

Eddie Sensation - WHAT??? WHAT DOES IT SAY???

The Informer - THE SYNDICATE!!! THE HUSTLER AND EXTREME VELOCITY HAVE APPARENTLY FORMED SOME SORT OF UNION HERE TO BATTLE THE 3D!!! FINALLY!!

Vic Canon - EXACTLY!! FINALLY THE 3D WILL HAVE A FORCE TO RECKON WITH!!! THE SYNDICATE IS HERE IN THE EWA!!!

Eddie Sensation - WHY THOSE LOW LIFE BACKSTABBING��

The Informer - FANS!!! WE'RE ALL OUT OF TIME!!! REMEMBER TO CHECK OUT THE EWA SPOILER FOR AN EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH NICK DIAMANTE LATER TONIGHT!!! GOODNIGHT EVERYONE!!!

Vic Canon - THE SYNDICATE HAS ARRIVED!!!!