The Informer - IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR ACTION AND EXCITEMENT ON A TUESDAY NIGHT.... I'VE GOT NEWS FOR YA!!! YOU'VE TUNED IN TO THE RIGHT STATION!! Welcome fans to EWA Tuesday Night Heat! This week we eminate from the Providence Civic Center in Providence, Rhode Island where thousands of EWA fans have joined us! Hello fans, I'm The Informer, and I'm join here at ringside by Vic Canon and Eddie Sensation! Guys, do we have a great line up for you tonight, or what??

Vic Canon - I couldn't have said it better myself! Tonight, in our Main Event, we will see the EWA Extreme Champion The Hustler take on the EWA World Heavyweight Champion Bigg Daddy Deuce in non-title action!

Eddie Sensation - Yeah baby, that's right! The 3 Dimensions of Wrestling are here and in full force! This ain't gonna be a good night for The Hustler, let me tell ya that much baby, yeah!

The Informer - We'll have to wait and see about that! Also, tonight we're gonna see 3D member "The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante attempt to settle a score with "The Seat Seller" Thurston Howell!

Vic Canon - Thurstone Howell has his work cut out for him tonight!

Eddie Sensation - Yeah yeah! What about the Triple Threat Tag Team Title Match! Whoa! Say that one five times fast! The Fallen Angel will attempt to defend his belts against 2 team... The Anatomy of Perfection and Extreme Velocity! I Don't like Angel's chances, to tell you the truth!

The Informer - The Fallen Angel will be doing double-duty tonight, if that match isn't enough! He'll be facing Slayer!

Vic Canon - Plus, we've got an Extreme Rules match between "The Franchise" Chris Jericho and The Wildman! That match an so much more!

Eddie Sensation - Yeah baby, it's gonna be a wild night!

The Informer - Let's get started!

Ayden Caldato - What I think is.. You're trembling so damn bad because you want me.. but does it matter what I think? APPARENTLY NOT! Let me ask you something.. Nunhoe is the self-proclaimed EWA Heavyweight Champ.. as you stated. That information is 100% correct, is it not?

Rachel Stevens - Y..Ye..Yes it is.

Ayden Caldato - And exactly what words would you emphasize in that sentence?

Rachel Stevens - EW..A?

Ayden Caldato - Dumb b*tch.. SELF-PROCLAIMED. Nunhoe is the "self-proclaimed" EWA Heavyweight champ, but does that mean one ounce of a shit to me? I THINK NOT. I myself can proclaim many things.. but the thing is.. I would be the only one who truly belived it. Nunhoe can live in his 24/7 dream world all he wants, but come.. well, in a few minutes he's going to be brought back down into reality.. a painful dive, if I do say so myself.

Rachel Stevens - We also know he is on the extreme side, if thats what you want to call it... Do you think he'll use these "skills" tonight??

Ayden Caldato - Quote unquote SKILLS eh? I know that Nunhoe has skills.. and I'm sure he'll be using them.. just before our match in the bathroom, making sure the gopher doesn't pop out of his hole.. As far as wrestling skills go... well, ask me that after I beat him mercilessly.

"FreakShow" Nuno Nitrowalawitz - Nitrowalawitz you idiot!

Rob DiMarco - Whatever... Anyways, tonight you have a match with Ayden Caldato! What's up with that?

"FreakShow" Nuno Nitrowalawitz - Listen, fat ass, it doesn't matter who I get in the ring with, I'll still defend my undefeated streak and ALWAYS come out on top! Wether it's Jericho, Wildman, or this fool Ayden... What a stupid name!!

Rob DiMarco - Look who's talking!

"FreakShow" Nuno Nitrowalawitz - SHUT YOUR MOUTH YOU IDIOT! Look at you're name! "DiMarco"... What the hell does that mean? That you're from Marco? Who the hell is Marco? One of your two fathers??

Rob DiMarco - No, its...

"FreakShow" Nuno Nitrowalawitz - Silence yourself, fat ass! Like I was saying... I will win tonight! And you can take that to the library!

Rob DiMarco - Don't you mean bank? Anyways, back to you guys!

["Coma America" by Amen blasts through the speakers, as Ayden Caldato steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

Chris Myers - And his opponent... standing 5'11" and weighing in at 204 pounds, from Poland, "FreakShow" Nuno Nirtowalawitz!

["Sugar" by System Of A Down blasts through the speakers, as "FreakShow" Nuno Nirtowalawitz steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

The Informer - This should be a pretty hilarious match!

Vic Canon - Yeah!

Eddie Sensation - Why do you say that?

The Informer - Explain to him, Vic....

Vic Canon - Ayden will beat Nuno so quick that you'll miss it if you blink....

Eddie Sensation - Oh.. I get it... You guys are so DAMN FUNNY! We'll see! I've got Nuno's back 100%!!

The Informer - Nuno charges at Ayden... Nuno attemps to spear Ayden!

Vic Canon - Ayden kicks him square in the head! Nuno is stunned!

Eddie Sensation - COME ON NUNO!

The Informer - Ayden sets him up.... Single Arm DDT!! Ayden is up on his feet... He bounces off the ropes, Nuno is on his feet!

Vic Canon - Ayden with a BULLDOG! I think Nuno lost a few teeth on that one!

Eddie Sensation - Yeah yeah... You notice he's always attacking him from behind?!

The Informer - Ayden picks up Nuno....

Vic Canon - POWERBOMB! Ha... What was that Eddie? Too close to him?

Eddie Sensation - Oh shut up... It was a lucky move!

The Informer - Luck... HA... That's the only way Nuno could've got into the EWA....

Vic Canon - Ayden throws Nuno into the corner! He sets up..... TORNADO DDT!! Nuno is in the middle of the ring!

Eddie Sensation - So?

The Informer - Ayden goes for the pin... 1..... 2...... What the??

Vic Canon - Ayden just lifted Nuno off the mat!

Eddie Sensation - NO!! HE KICKED OUT!

The Informer - In your dreams! Ayden is yelling something in his ear!

Vic Canon - It sounds like he's telling him he could have beat him!

Eddie Sensation - Cocky son of a....... He'll pay for that one!

The Informer - Ayden picks him up to his feet.... IMPLANT DDT!!!

Vic Canon - Ayden goes for the pin... 1.... 2...... OH! AGAIN!

Eddie Sensation - ANOTHE KICK OUT!

The Informer - No... Ayden lifted him off the mat again! He's yelling something again!

Vic Canon - It sounds like he's saying that he could have beat him TWICE! And that he's going to finish him now!

Eddie Sensation - No!! Come on Nuno! I have faith!

The Informer - Ayden lifts Nuno to his feet.... He scoops him up.... Brainbuster!! Ayden is going to the top rope!!!

Vic Canon - Ayden is on top!

Eddie Sensation - NUNO... NUNO.... NUNO... NUNO!!!

The Informer - SENTON BOMB!!!

Vic Canon - Ayden lifts him to his feet.... He scoops him....

Eddie Sensation - OH!

The Informer - ACD!! HE NAILED IT!!

Vic Canon - 1.... 2..... 3!!!!

Chris Myers - The winner of this match... Ayden Caldato!

Eddie Sensation - DAMN!

The Informer - I guess his undefeated streak is over!

Vic Canon - Hahah! Yup!

Eddie Sensation - SHUT UP! BOTH OF YOU!

GeniPher - As you all know, I've been looking for the PERFECT man for me to offer my services to! Over the weeks, many have tried to win me over... But, out of ALL EWA Superstars, I have finally made my decision! Recently, the EWA aquired a new superstar by the name of Slayer! So, Slayer, why don't you come on down to the ring?

[Slayer begins to walk down to the ring. No music is playing. No, the EWA Crew Backstage didn't forget... They just feel that a wrestler like Slayer doesn't deserve music! He gets into the ring...]

GeniPher - I have a question for you.... What could you offer me??

Slayer - Ummm.... Uhhh..... Umm....

GeniPher - Ok... Forget that question.... Here's another.... What the hell is that white stuff on your pants?!

[The crowd bursts out laughing.]

Slayer - Ha... He.... Ho.... That's uhh.... Some..... Some white out my daughter dropped on me!

GeniPher - I bet it is.... Was it white out your daughter was playing with, or something else?!

Slayer - HEY... Don't go there....

GeniPher - You know it's true! Answer the question!

[Fans in the crowd can be seen falling off their seats, laughing their heads off.]

Slayer - Listen, BITCH....

GeniPher - OH?! Really?!

[GeniPher walks over to him, and slaps him right across the face! Slayer then grabs her by the neck...]

Slayer - LISTEN YOU FUCKING WHORE....

[Suddenly, the same unknown man from last week runs down the ramp and slides into the ring. He gives Slayer a shot straight in the nuts, and he drops to the mat. The man lifts Slayer's legs in the air, and GeniPher delivers a thunderous kick right to the nuts! The man and GeniPher get out of the ring, and head backstage. Several seconds later, Slayer rolls out of the ring, and crawls backstage in his favorite position.... On his hands and knees!]

The Wildman - No, not really. I've watched videos of him in action, and I've watched his promos and all that fancy sh*t. Chris Jericho is nothing but hype, and when it comes to extreme matches, he won't even know what hit him. I think it might be fun chasing him around the ring for a few minutes.

Rob DiMarco - If you win this Extreme Rules Match, do you think that you would be the number one contender for the Extreme Title?

The Wildman - I would like to think so, yes. And if that happens, then maybe I'll finally get the match that I signed a few weeks ago. Maybe then I'll finally get the pleasure of beating The Hustler into a bloody pulp like I wanted to at that tounrey we were in. I've been dreaming of that chance, and if I become the number one contender for the Extreme Title tonight, that dream might come true. While we're on the subject, I'd just like to say that I think the fact that Nicky D, being the "true athelete" that he is, saying that he's thinking of going after the Extreme Title has got to be one of the single most funny things I have ever f*cking heard in my life. Nicky D, you go ahead and you go after the Extreme Title if that's what you really want. You think that you've been around the world, and that you're the best damn wrestler in the world, well that's just fine if you wanna think that. But if you and I ever cross paths, I'm gonna make you see things just a little different, if you know what I mean. I'm gonna change the way you think about hardcore wrestling. You think about that for a while, and if you really wanna know what I mean, then you just ask, and you will know. Pain is knocking. JUST LET..........ME..........IN!!!!

Chris Jericho - Well, I must say that Big Popey and I had a terrific time and...finally I have a good feeling that Tim Sperm and is army of boring morons may finally be defeated. The EWA has once again been saved by its GOD of the new millenium. "The Franchise" Chris Jericho is here, he's real and he's definitely not boring!!

Rachel Stevens - Tonight you step in the ring with The Wildman, and it's Extreme Rules! You've done A LOT of talking, now it's time to show us what you're made of! Are you expecting a challenge from the Wildman, or do you think this will be another easy match?

Chris Jericho - Who?? The SpaceJam?? That idiot couldn't find his way out of a cow's ass! I will also have you know that the two midgets were very, very tough opponents. I almost broke a sweat when I fought them. I'm glad I pulled of the upset that time. It seems I will have to do it once again. The fans will be brought to their feet and excitement will fill the arena as I kick Space Jams ASS! Let's get one thing straihgt... I am NOT an extreme fighter. This is just another plan by Tim Sperm to end my reign as the EWA'S "Franchise" and to end my career period. Tim, watch a real wrestler in action and if Nuno or any of your butt licking panty-wastes tries to meddle in my match... Big Popeye will be ready. Let's go Popeye!

Eddie Sensation - This should be a good one!

Chris Myers - This next match is scheduled for one fall and is an Extreme Rules Match! Introducing first... standing 6'4" and weighing in at 265 pounds, from Indianapolis, Indiana, The Wildman!

["Living Dead Girl" by Rob Zombie blasts through the speakers, as The Wildman steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

Chris Myers - And his opponent... accompanied to the ring by Big Pappy, standing 5'11" and weighing in at 230 pounds, from Calgary, Alberta, Canada, "The Franchise" Chris Jericho!

["Walls Of Jericho" blasts through the speakers, as Big Pappy and "The Franchise" Chris Jericho step out from behind the curtain and head towards the ring.]

The Informer - This match is ready to go! Vic, who do you think will come out on top?

Vic Canon - This match is gonna be close. You have the veteran Wildman taking on the hot newcomer Jericho, anything is destined to happen!

Eddie Sensation - Yeah well, under extreme rules, how can you choose a winner?

[Suddenly, "Rock is Dead" by Marylin Manson blasts over the arena's PA system. Everyone focuses their attention to the ramp where "The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante, "The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante and EWA Champion Bigg Daddy Deuce step through the curtains. Nick has a mic in hand...]

The Informer - What the heck is this?? What are they doing here??

Vic Canon - They're trying to steal the spotlight. That's how the 3D works.

Eddie Sensation - Shut up, Canon! I'm sure the ratings just went through the roof! These guys are helping you keep your job!

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Excuse me, may I have your attention please?

[The crowd begins to chant "Nick sucks dick... Nick sucks dick..."]

The Informer - Ouch. That can't please TDS too much.

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Excuse me, may I have your...

Vic Canon - Ohh, he's pissed! These fans are doing a good job of making Nick mad!

Eddie Sensation - That's the worst thing you can do!

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - SHUT THE HELL UP YOU LOW-LIFE HICKS!

[The crowd boos loudly...]

The Informer - Damn! Listen to this crowd now! They're not happy at all!

Vic Canon - Nick has a way of doing that to a crowd!

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Listen, I'm out here for one reason, and one reason only, and that is to bring reality back to this program, and to the minds of all the little wrestlers scurrying around this arena like chipmunks. Chris Jericho... "The Franchise"... a few days ago I made a challenge to wrestle you right here on Heat. Instead of invoking my contractual power, I figured Y2J would go out of his way to make sure the match was signed. I guess I was wrong. Maybe you're not to blame... cause, hell, maybe Stone really wanted to see The WIldman take on Chris Jericho here tonight. Bottom line, Jericho... a dude in power has to do what a dude in power has got to do. Wildman, my apologies, but you're not wrestling here tonight in this Extreme rules match. I am! Hit my music!

["Rock is Dead" by Marylin Manson plays again as all 3 men make their way to the ring. At the bottom of the ramp, The Wildman begins to speak to Nick in a frustrated manner. Nick reaches into his pocket and hands The Wildman an undetermined amount of money, much to The Wildman's satisfaction...]

Eddie Sensation - HA HA! Did you see that? Nick just paid The Wildman some cash to keep him happy!

The Informer - Yeah, I guess the 3D just wasn't in the mood to beat someone up here tonight, huh?

Vic Canon - I guess not. Diamante slides into the ring... AND HE'S MET BY A Y2J DROPKICK, RIGHT IN THE FACE!

Eddie Sensation - DAMN! I guess this one is on it's way!

The Informer - Jericho quickly takes Diamante to the ropes and sends him running with the Irish whip! Nick runs back, SPINNING HEEL KICK BY "THE FRANCHISE"!!

Vic Canon - WHOA! NICKY D HASN'T GOT OFF TO A GOOD START HERE, HAS HE??

Eddie Sensation - Ahh! Quiet! Keep one thing in mind! This is an Extreme match, and Nicky D brought something better to the ball game than just weapons! He brought hit men! Delsante and Deuce!

The Informer - Nick is down... Jericho goes running to the ropes... SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT FROM INSIDE THE RING! WHAT A BEAUTY!

Vic Canon - There's no doubt about the fact that Y2J is a technical masterpiece! But the same can be said about "The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante, and this is an Extreme match. Who knows which skills will have to apply first!?

Eddie Sensation - Jericho runs to the ropes... oh... HA HA!! Dino Delsante hooked Jericho's leg! And Jericho is giving Dino D a mouthful!

The Informer - BUT HERE COMES THE STUD!! WHAM!! NICKY D SUPERKICKED Y2J IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD, SENDING HIM STRAIGHT TO THE OUTSIDE!

Vic Canon - And now Jericho is in no-man's land! The 3D seems to be restraining themselves thus far!

Eddie Sensation - Jericho is just beginning to move! "The Diamond Stud" is on the other side of the apron! "The Franchise" gets to his feet... OH MY!! DIAMANTE JUST RAN ACROSS THE APRON TO DELIVER A FLYING CLOTHESLINE ON JERICHO TO THE OUTSIDE!!

The Informer - WHAT A MOVE!! HE CAME OUT OF NOWHERE WITH THAT ONE!!

Vic Canon - Nick is going to take full advantage of the rules in this match! Look, he's beginning to choke out Y2J with some camera cables at ringside! What is wrong with this man??

Eddie Sensation - It's extreme rules baby! To win, you've gotta be the dirtiest player out there� and Nicky D knows a lot about being dirty, let me tell you that much!

The Informer - I'm really surprised that Deuce and Dino have restrained themselves as much as they have here!

Vic Canon - They did interfere for a few moments earlier, but with these rules, you'd figure they'd be all over "The Franchise" Chris Jericho at every moment!

Eddie Sensation - Nick just tossed Jericho back into the ring, and it looks as if Diamante is going to the top!

The Informer - Nick is a good all-around wrestler. If there's a total package in the EWA, Nicky D is him!

Vic Canon - On the top now� Jericho begins to rise to his feet� Diamante jumps� AND HE MISSES THE CLOTHESLINE ATTEMPT!! Y2J GOT OUTTA THE WAY ON THAT ONE, AND THANK GOD FOR THAT!

Eddie Sensation - DAMN!! I THOUGHT "THE DIAMOND STUD" HAD A HOLD OF THAT MOVE!! BUT I GUESS NOT!! NICKY D IS GETTING TO HIS FEET FIRST THOUGH�

The Informer - Look on the outside! Deuce has a chair. It looks like he's trying to draw Nick's attention to he can toss him the chair!

Vic Canon - This one can't last too long under these circumstances!

Eddie Sensation - There we go! Nick sees Deuce! And Deuce tosses him the chair� OH NO!!! NICK CAUGHT THE CHAIR, AND JERICHO DROPKICKED IT RIGHT IN "THE DIAMOND STUD'S" FACE!! NO!!

The Informer - THAT SERVES THE 3D RIGHT!!

Vic Canon - MY GOD!!! JERICHO IS ALL OVER DIAMANTE WITH RIGHTS AND LEFTS!!! I THINK DIAMANTE IS BLEEDING FROM THE NOSE!!

Eddie Sensation - HE IS!!! HE IS BLEEDING FROM THE NOSE!!! OH GOD!!! I HOPE HIS NOSE ISN'T BROKEN!!!

The Informer - JERICHO IS SETTING NICK UP FOR WHAT LOOKS LIKE� YES!! YES!!! "THE FRANCHISE" CHRIS JERICHO JUST POWERBOMBED NICK DIAMANTE!!!

Vic Canon - WHAT A FEAT OF ATHLETISM BY JERICHO!! DAMN!!

Eddie Sensation - LOOK!! NO� HE'S GONNA GO FOR ANOTHER ONE, STRAIGHT FROM THE SAME POSITION!!!

The Informer - HE LIFTS NICK� WHAM!!! DOUBLE POWERBOMB!!

Vic Canon - AND NOW IT LOOKS LIKE JERICHO IS SETTING UP THE "WALLS OF JERICHO" ON "THE DIAMOND STUD" NICK DIAMANTE!! THIS ONE IS GONNA BE OVER AS SOON AS JERICHO TURNS HIM OVER!!!!

Eddie Sensation - YEAH BABY!!! HERE COME THE TROOPS!!!! DELSANTE AND DEUCE ARE IN THE RING� DEUCE HAS ANOTHER STEEL CHAIR!!! WHAM!!! HE NAILS JERICHO IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD!!!

The Informer - THIS MAY BE AN EXTREME MATCH, BUT COME ON!!

Vic Canon - JUST LIKE A PACK OF WOLVES!! What's this� now "The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante has Jericho by the hair, and he's bringing him to his feet.

Eddie Sensation - OH YEAH BABY!!! DINO DELSANTE HAS THE CLAW HOLD ON "THE FRANCHISE" CHRIS JERICHO!!! HE LIFTS Y2J��� IRON CITY DROP!!! BOOH YEAH BABY YEAH!!!

The Informer - COME ON!! GET SOME PEOPLE TO GET THE 3D OUT OF THE RING!! Look!! The EWA Heavyweight Champion Deuce is dragging Nick's lifeless body on top of Jericho!!

Vic Canon - No! Don't let it end this way! No! The ref goes for the cover� 1� 2� 3!!! Godamnit, "The Diamond Stud" has won this match, AND HE'S NOT EVEN CONSCIOUS TO KNOW IT!!

Chris Myers - Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of this Extreme rules match is "The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante!

Eddie Sensation - HAHAHAHA!!! I LOVE IT!! I CAN'T HIDE IT GUYS!! I LOVE IT!!

The Informer - Yeah, you would love it, Eddie. Honestly, how can Nick be proud of this??

Vic Canon - He isn't proud of it! Look at him� Deuce is just beginning to bring him back to consciousness! Nick doesn't know what happened! How can he be proud of it?

Eddie Sensation - Oh, no, no, no guys! You have it all wrong! Nick is fine� his nose is just bothering him a bit, that's all! He knew what he was doing, 100% in this match! Once again, a technical wrestler brings style to an EWA Extreme match!

The Informer - Are you done yet?

Eddie Sensation - As a matter of fact, yes� Yes I am!

Vic Canon - Good Eddie, cause that was the biggest load of crap that I have ever heard come out of your mouth!

Eddie Sensation - HOW DARE YOU QUESTION MY EXPERTISE?

The Informer - Oh look, Dino Delsante just rolled Chris Jericho's beaten body outside of the ring, where Big Pappy is going to the aid of Y2J!

Vic Canon - This is pathetic.

Eddie Sensation - Look! Deuce has a mic� he's gonna interview Nicky D! Shut up guys! Listen up!

The Informer - Oh, we will.

Deuce - Nick� after that gruelling contest between 2 extreme competitors, how does it feel to be the last one standing?

Vic Canon - Look, Nick doesn't even know he won! I'm telling you!

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Huh� Yeah baby, yeah! Huh�?

Eddie Sensation - YEAH BABY YEAH!!!

The Informer - "The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante is whispering something in Nick's ear!

Vic Canon - I bet you he's telling Nick that he just beat Jericho!!

Eddie Sensation - Shut up! You just shut up and listen!

Deuce - "Diamond Stud", how does it feel to be the King of Extreme?

The Informer - Oh, Nick actually got to his feet this time� and from the looks of things, Dino Delsante is the one who is holding him up!

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - YEAH BABY I DID IT!! I BEAT THE MAN AT HIS OWN GAME!! WHOOOO SHUCKS!!! Chris Jericho, don't you ever step into my ring again! Because if you do, I'll use my skills� my karate� my wrestling� AND MY EXTREME NO-HOLDS-BARED FIGHTING STYLE, just like I did tonight, TO BEAT YOU INTO THE MAT!!

Vic Canon - OH PLEASE! SOMEBODY CUT OFF HIS MIC, WILLYA??

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - AND FROM THIS DAY FORWARD, NICK DIAMANTE WILL BE KNOWN AS "THE KING OF EXTREME" IN THE EWA!! THANK YOU VERY MUCH, I LOVE YOU ALL!!

Eddie Sensation - HA HA!! THAT A BOY!!

The Informer - LOOK!! NICK JUST COLLAPSED!! SEE!! THIS MAN IS JUST OUT COLD� I BET YOU HE HAD A CONCUSSION DURING THIS MATCH!!

Vic Canon - Point proven. The 3D members are helping him up� and I guess they're going to the back now.

Eddie Sensation - Why must you 2 always put a dark cloud over what actually happens in these EWA matches? Nick just went out right now, and he used everything he had left in his body to defeat Chris Jericho. He did not resort to weapons� he did not need any outside help. Yet you men make a point of placing a dark cloud over the career of "The King of Extreme" Nick Diamante. How can you�

The Informer - EDDIE, SHUT UP!

Eddie Sensation - Ok�

Vic Canon - We have plenty of action, let's continue the festivities here on EWA Tuesday Night Heat!

Ayden Caldato - What.... You want some more??

"FreakShow" Nuno Nitrowalawitz - NO NO!! PLEASE!! I COME IN PEACE!!

Ayden Caldato - What the hell do you want??

"FreakShow" Nuno Nitrowalawitz - Listen... I was wrong about you! You, unlike anyone else, can beat me! And knowing that someone else can beat me GIVES ME PAIN!!

Ayden Caldato - Your point is??

"FreakShow" Nuno Nitrowalawitz - I want to ask you something.... Have you ever had a bodyguard?? A man to do your dirty work??

Ayden Caldato - Oh please... You're useless! You can't wrestle, and after what happened at 3D Warfare, it seems that you can't even hit someone with a baseball bat!

"FreakShow" Nuno Nitrowalawitz - No no!! That was unsuspected! PLEASE! GIVE ME A CHANCE! I WILL PROTECT YOU FROM ALL! ANYONE WHO GETS IN YOUR WAY WILL PAY!! Hey, that rhymed!

Ayden Caldato - Listen to yourself! You're an idiot!

"FreakShow" Nuno Nitrowalawitz - JUST ONE CHANCE IS ALL I NEED!! IF I SCREW UP, YOU CAN KICK MY ASS!!!

Ayden Caldato - Again?

"FreakShow" Nuno Nitrowalawitz - YES... Again....

Ayden Caldato - You have one chance... But let's get one thing straight... You don't sit in the same car as me, we don't share locker rooms, you don't even sit on the same AIR PLANE as me. Got it?

"FreakShow" Nuno Nitrowalawitz - But, what if someone tries to do you harm on your flight home??

Ayden Caldato - I'll take care of them myself...

"FreakShow" Nuno Nitrowalawitz - BUT THAT'S WHAT I'M HERE FOR!!

Ayden Caldato - Fine... BUT, If you do ONE THING wrong... ANYTHING... Then you're gone. Got me?

"FreakShow" Nuno Nitrowalawitz - YES!!! WOOO HOOO!!!

Ayden Caldato - Now get the hell out of here!

"FreakShow" Nuno Nitrowalawitz - Yes sir! I'll be sitting outside your locker room all night!

[The camera shows Nuno walking out. Ayden has a disgusted look on his face.]

Brandon Casten - Are you trying to bullshit me Dimarco? God it would sound that way. You see Dimarco, there isn't any ifs ands or buts about this match. The ones that will be coming out on top tonight will be none other than us! Me and Ian complicated Fallen Angel a few days ago but that is all over with now. We have been doing some very hard thinking and came across the conclusion that none of them even hold a candle to us. We got the talent, the impact, and the mind on our side in this match. There will be no praying to god on this one. The titles are ours and nowone is going to change that. Not tonight, not ever. Got that?

Rob DiMarco - I must say... Extreme Velocity are a pretty vicious team! Will you be looking over your shoulder for them?

Ian Casten - You call Extreme Velocity vicious?! Well I have seen more vicious turkeys in my life then them. If you want to call them vicious then go ahead, but don't try to convince us that they are vicious. Now the second question is will we be looking over our shoulders tonight for them. Sure we will Dimarco, but I don't see why we should care so much on that one because they posess no threat to us at all. Choose your own way to think of us, but don't call us cocky. Call us smart. We will...without a doubt walk away with the gold tonight.

Fallen Angel - Dumb? Are you calling me stupid, miss Stevens? Look, before you go making wild accusations, and declare the only man in the EWA with TWO title belts has a few snadwiches short of a picnic, compare the salary I'm making against yours. I'll tell you this though, the only DUMB individuals here tonight would have to be Justin Sane and Richard Dreyborn. They seriously think that they're gonna take the titles from me.

Rachel Stevens - So, are you saying that you'll successfully defend those titles tonight?

Fallen Angel - I'm saying that I'm going to successfully defend MY TWO TITLE BELTS against Extreme Velocity. There's no way that I'm going to let them leave here tonight with my gold around their waists. However, Anatomy of Perfection winning the titles is a completely different story. I'm not saying that they're definately going to win tonight, but if I'm gonna lose my titles to anyone, it's gonna be Ian and Brendan Casten. Because they worked hard to get where they are. They didn't have a few words with the prez to get here tonight. No, they fought. They battled it out against three other teams, good teams, all worthy of these belts, and they came out on top. So as for Extreme Velocity, if you don't go down to me, you're going down to Anatomy of Perfection, simply because you don't deserve these belts. And miss Stevens, if you ever call me stupid again, I'll see to it that you recieve a little pink slip of paper with your name on it, signed by Tom Stone. Get out of my sight. Now.

Vic Canon - Totally! The tag-team division in the EWA has heated up tremendously lately with the addition of such teams as Extreme Velocity, The Sexy MF's and The Anatomy of Perfection!

Eddie Sensation - Plus, do you guys remember what happened at 3D Warfare??

The Informer - I don't think we'll ever forget that Eddie! That Hell in a Cell match lived up to it's billing!

Vic Canon - Did it ever! It was perhaps the most brutal match in the history of the EWA! And the EWA has been around for a while now fans!

Eddie Sensation - But you know what, in that match, Extreme Velocity was out to make a point. They want the tag gold, and they want it now!

The Informer - But they're not the only ones in the match. Tonight, Fallen Angel will attempt to defend HIS titles alone� against 2 teams!

Vic Canon - Fallen Angel had better have his game plan in order if he wishes to hold onto his gold tonight!

Eddie Sensation - The way I see it� forget about Fallen Angel defending his gold! The only question that remains is which team will become the new EWA Tag champs? Will it be "The Extremist" Justin Sane and "The Interrogator" Richard Dreyborn� Extreme Velocity, or will be Ian and Brandon Caston, The Anatomy of Perfection?

The Informer - Let's go to the ring and find out, shall we?

Chris Myers - This next match is scheduled for one fall, and is a Triple Threat Tag Team Title Match! Introducing first... at a total combined weight of 513 pounds, Brandon and Ian Casten, Anatomy Of Perfection!

["Tonight The Stars Revolt" by Powerman 5000 blasts through the speakers, as Anatomy Of Perfection step out from behind the curtain and head towards the ring.]

Chris Myers - And their opponents... at a total combined weight of 540 pounds, "The Interrogator" Richard Dreyborn and "The Extremist" Justin Sane, Extreme Velocity!

["Let's Get This Party Started" by Korn blasts through the speakers, as Extreme Velocity step out from behind the curtain and head towards the ring.]

Chris Myers - And finally... accompanied to the ring by Cerberus, standing 6' and weighing in at 231 pounds, from Chicago, Illinois, the EWA Tag Team Champion, Fallen Angel!

["Sway" by Coal Chamber blasts through the speakers, as Cerberus and the EWA Tag Team Champion Fallen Angel step out from behind the curtain and head towards the ring.]

Vic Canon - This one is going to be explosive!

Eddie Sensation - You can say that again, bro!

The Informer - Remember fans, the rules to this Triple Threat tag team match are a little as follows. Each team must have 1 representative in the ring at all times. Also, each wrestler can only tag his own partner. The match ends after the first pinfall or submission decision!

Vic Canon - WHOA!! AND HERE WE GO!!! JUSTIN SANE STARTS OFF RIGHT AWAY BY ATTACKING FALLEN ANGEL FROM BEHIND!!

Eddie Sensation - Damn! Extreme Velocity must be hungry! The Anatomy of Perfection still doesn't have a member in the ring yet�

The Informer - That'll change fast, trust me! These men can't afford not to be active.

Vic Canon - There we go� Ian Casten hops in the ring, and quickly locks up with Justin Sane!

Eddie Sensation - I still think Fallen Angel is nuts for coming into this match alone!

The Informer - He has guts, that's all I'll say! In the corner, Ian Casten lays a few elbows to the chin of "The Extremist"!

Vic Canon - WOW! Those are some stinging blows!

Eddie Sensation - You know what I like about this match? There's 2 neutral corners instead of 1! Fallen Angel doesn't have Havoc in his corner to tag anymore, so half this ring is free!

The Informer - WHOA!! JUSTIN SANE, IN A FIT OF RAGE, JUST PUNTED IAN CASTEN RIGHT IN THE NUTS!!

Vic Canon - THE NUTS??!! DUDE, YOU HAVE TO CALL IT THE LOWER ABDOMINAL� OR THE GROINAL AREA!! YOU CAN'T SAY NUTS ON TV!!

Eddie Sensation - HAHAHAHA!! SURE YOU CAN DUDE!!! WHAT TIME WARP DID YOU STEP OUT OF??

The Informer - My apologies� either way, Ian is on the floor and trying to reach over to tag his partner, Brandon!

Vic Canon - In the other corner, Justin Sane just made the tag to his partner, "The Interrogator" Richard Dreyborn! Drey and Sane are both taking advantage of this 5 count, and they're going after Fallen Angel!

Eddie Sensation - Justin Sane tosses Angel to the ropes� Angel comes back� drop toe-hold by "The Extremist" followed by a��.. DAMN! WHAT A HUGE LEG DROP BY DREYBORN!!! DR. DREY IN DA HOUSE TONIGHT!!

The Informer - Great team-work by Extreme Velocity! They look on top of their game tonight!

Vic Canon - Ian just tagged in Brandon Casten! And Brandon nails Richard Dreyborn with a huge dropkick!

Eddie Sensation - That's what I love about these Triple Threat matches! So much action! And with the belts on the line, you know these men are willing to turn things up a notch!

The Informer - See, Brandon Casten is using his brains right here! He knows that Fallen Angel is the weak-link in this match, so he's trying to put him away quick!

Vic Canon - I wouldn't say that Fallen Angel is a weak link� not in those exact words, at least.

Eddie Sensation - What would ya say then, moron? He has no partner... How can he be a factor in this match for long?

The Informer - WHOA!! WAIT!! INSIDE CRADLE BY FALLEN ANGEL ON BRANDON CASTEN!!! 1� 2� NO!!! SO CLOSE!!

Vic Canon - WHAT WERE YOU SAYING AGAIN, EDDIE?

Eddie Sensation - Aww, big deal! The longer the match goes, the less time Angel has to survive!

The Informer - Brandon Casten was stunned by that one, and he's quickly beating on the fallen Fallen Angel for trying a move like that!

Vic Canon - Whoa! But from behind� Richard Dreyborn has a hold of Brandon's neck! NO! IT'S A FULL NELSON!

Eddie Sensation - Good God! Look at the strength of "The Interrogator"!! He just lifted Caston in a reverse full nelson high above his head�

The Informer - OH MY GOD!!! RICHARD DREYBORN JUST TURNED THAT FULL NELSON INTO A REVERSE SEATED POWERBOMB!!

Vic Canon - WHAT A MOVE!!! WHAT A MOVE!!! THAT MIGHT BE ABLE TO WIN THE BELTS FOR EXTREME VELOCITY RIGHT THERE!!!

Eddie Sensation - GO FOR THE COVER DICK� MAKE THE COVER!!!

The Informer - DREYBORN MAKES THE TAG INSTEAD� But here comes "The Extremist" Justin Sane� and he goes for the cover!

Vic Canon - Referee in position� 1� 2� OH SO CLOSE!!

Eddie Sensation - DAMN!! I THOUGHT IT WAS OVER!!

The Informer - As did I! Guys, I'm out of breath! This match is so full of action!

Vic Canon - Tell me about it! And the titles are still up for grabs!!

Eddie Sensation - Fallen Angel is up� AND HE TAKES DOWN JUSTIN SANE WITH A THRUST KICK TO THE CHIN!!

The Informer - WHAM!!! THAT ONE CAME OUT OF NOWHERE!!! FALLEN ANGEL HAS BEEN PRETTY QUIET IN THIS MATCH, BUT NOT FOR LONG!!

Vic Canon - Hey guys� LOOK! The entranceway� LOOK!!

Eddie Sensation - Oh yeah!! It's Leroy and Elroy� THE JOHNSONS HAVE COME TO SAVE THE DAY WITH THEIR EBONIFIED WAYS!!

The Informer - They're walking down the ramp rather slowly� and they seem to be talking strategy!

Vic Canon - Geeze� I wonder what that conversation would be like!

Eddie Sensation - FOR ALL YA KNOW GUY, THEY BE PROBALLY TRYIN' TO STEAL SOMEONE'S KICKS!! YA YA!!

The Informer - WHAT?? EDDIE� WHAT ARE YOU SAYING??

Eddie Sensation - HAHAHA!!! THAT'S EBONICS FOR "TRYING TO STEAL SOMEONE'S SHOES!" HAHAHA!!!

The Informer - Bob Barker knows all about having his shoes stolen by these men!

Vic Canon - They're here at ringside now! What are they doing?

Eddie Sensation - OH MAN!!! IN THE RING!!! BRANDON HAD MADE THE TAG TO IAN CASTEN, AND IAN JUST NAILED FALLEN ANGEL WITH A DDT!!

The Informer - THIS MATCH IS INSANITY!!! PURE INSANITY!!

Vic Canon - The momentum has swung in the favour of The Anatomy of Perfection, but how long will that last?

Eddie Sensation - Ian brings Angel to his feet� looks like he's going for a verticle suplex!

The Informer - Caston lifts Angel high� OH! BUT ANGEL SLIPS OUT� AND NAILS IAN CASTEN WITH A VICIOUS NECK BREAKER!

Vic Canon - Justin Sane is still on the outside recovering from that vicious thrust kick� wha� WHAT THE HELL???

Eddie Sensation - THE JOHNSONS HAVE JUST PULLED OUT THE REFEREE!!! THEY PULLED THE REF RIGHT OUTTA THE RING BY HIS FEET!!

The Informer - WHAT THE HELL?? WHY??

Vic Canon - THEY'RE HOLDING THE REF TO THE GROUND�

Eddie Sensation - I THINK THEY'RE GONNA STEAL HIS SHOES!! But look� in the ring! Fallen Angel has a clean cover on Ian Casten!

The Informer - HEY!!! LOOK!!! DINO DELSANTE HAS COME RUNNING DOWN THE AISLE� AND�. THERE'S NICK DIAMANTE TOO!! THE SEXY MF'S!!

Vic Canon - DELSANTE IS CLIMBING TO THE TOP!!!

Eddie Sensation - WHAT THE HECK?? DINO� OFF THE TOP� OHHHHH!!!! DELSANTE JUST NAILED THE BACK OF FALLEN ANGEL'S HEAD WITH A KNEE DROP!!!

The Informer - NICK JUST SLID IN THE RING, AND HE'S GOING AFTER BRANDON CASTON ON THE APRON!!

Vic Canon - THE JOHNSON HENCHMEN ON THE OUTSIDE DISTRACTING THE REF� 2 OF THE 3D MEMBERS IN THE RING DOING THE DIRTY WORK!! THIS IS A PURE HIT AND RUN ATTACK BY THE 3 DIMENSIONS OF WRESTLING!!

Eddie Sensation - DINO DELSANTE IS POUNDING ON IAN CASTEN NOW!!! WHAT THE HELL!!! HAHAHA!!

The Informer - WHAT IS THE POINT OF THIS SENSELESS BRUTALITY!!??

Vic Canon - THIS IS WHAT THE 3D IS ALL ABOUT!! BEING A PACK OF WOLVES!!

Eddie Sensation - BOTH THE SEXY MF'S AND THE ANATOMY OF PERFECTION ARE ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING BRAWLING IT OUT!!

The Informer - OH DAMN!! DINO JUST TOSSED IAN INTO THE CROWD� AND IT LOOKS LIKE HE'S FOLLOWING IAN!! AND BRANDON AND NICK ARE GOING THE SAME WAY!!! THEY'RE GONNA BRAWL ALL THE WAY TO THE BACK!!

Vic Canon - BUT� BUT� THE ANATOMY OF PERFECTION IS STILL IN THIS MATCH!! WHAT THE� THEY'VE GOTTA STOP THIS!! At ringside, the Johnsons have just released the ref�

Eddie Sensation - IN THE RING!!! IN THE RING!!! "THE INTERROGATOR" RICHARD DREYBORN IS HOLDING FALLEN ANGEL IN A GORILLA PRESS POSITION!!! "THE EXTREMIST" JUSTIN SANE COMES RUNNING IN WITH A� WHAM!!! NAILS ANGEL WITH A DIAMOND CUTTER!!! ARMAGEDDON!! ARMAGEDDON!!

The Informer - THAT'S EXTREME VELOCITY'S TRADEMARK MOVE!!!

Vic Canon - JUSTIN SANE GOES FOR THE COVER!! 1�� 2�� 3!!!! NEW CHAMPIONS!! NEW CHAMPIONS!!

Chris Myers - The winners of this match, and new EWA Tag Team Champions� Extreme Velocity!!

Eddie Sensation - I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!! THIS PLACE IS GOING ELECTRIC!! EXTREME VELOCITY HAS JUST WON THE EWA TAG TEAM TITLES!!

The Informer - WHAT A MATCH!!!

Vic Canon - THESE FANS ARE GOING INSANE!!

Eddie Sensation - AMEN ON THAT!!! There they are� Dreyborn and Sane with the EWA tag team belts!

The Informer - I still don't understand what The Sexy MF's came out here to do� but I'm sure Extreme Velocity can thank them for the assist!

Vic Canon - But to the best of my knowledge, Extreme Velocity has nothing but hatred towards the 3D� and vice versa! It makes no sense!

Eddie Sensation - Well guys, I guess all that is important is that we have new champs!

Unknown Voice - Congratulations boys!

The Informer - What the�

Vic Canon - Who's that?

Eddie Sensation - Probably some sound problems�

The Informer - NO!! NO!! IT'S DEUCE!! THE EWA HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION� HE'S ON THE EWA BIG SCREEN!!

Vic Canon - LET'S LISTEN UP!!

Deuce - Extreme Velocity, the new EWA World Tag Team Champions! Congratulations guys, you were the best team in that ring tonight. But as it stands� you don't have to thank us for the assist. Consider it a gift from the 3 Dimensions of Wrestling!

Eddie Sensation - A gift??

Deuce - Richard, Justin� I'm not gonna beat around the bush here. The 3D works in a very direct way. We cut someone a favor, and we expect to be repaid. And how can this be done? Simple. Extreme Velocity� right here, right now� the EWA Champion is inviting YOU to join the most elite group of wrestlers in the wrestling world� The 3 Dimensions of Wrestling. What do ya say boys?

The Informer - AN INVITATION TO JOIN THE 3D!! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!

Vic Canon - ARE THEY GONNA ACCEPT??

Eddie Sensation - Extreme Velocity is talking this over�

Deuce - That's ok guys� it's ok. This is a big decision, and I can understand the pressure you're both under. How about you give us an answer sometime before this night is over? I think it's fair.

The Informer - THIS IS TOO MUCH!! CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW POWERFUL THE 3D WOULD BE WITH EXTREME VELOCITY ON THEIR SIDES??

Vic Canon - IT WOULD BE UNREAL!!

Eddie Sensation - It looks like EV has agreed to take some time to figure this out.

The Informer - This could be bad news for the EWA! Fans, we've gotta go to commercials� STAY WITH US!!

Fallen Angel - You know, I'm still detecting that little hint of sarcasm in your voice, Rachel, and frankly, it's PISSING ME RIGHT OFF!!! Now, I DON'T CARE who or what this SLAYER guy is, or how much he thinks he can beat ME OF ALL PEOPLE, because after what just happened out there to me tonight, kicking this SON-OF-A-BITCH's ASS is exactly what I need to vent my anger. And as for you, miss Stevens, you're about to be added to FALLEN ANGEL's HITLIST yourself, if you don't shut that hole in the front of your head, and realise this! I AM THE GREATEST WRESTLER IN THE EWA, WHETHER YOU, STONE, DELSANTE OR ANY OF THEM BELIEVE ME!!! And Slayer's going to find out exactly how much damage I can do to one man, in that ring tonight. Rachel, the only reason you're not lying on the floor, unconsious right now, is because you're a woman. Think about that next time you call me stupid, or doubt my abilities. GeniPher was right when she called you a skank. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go kick some indian's ass all over the ring. Later bitch.

[The fans are stunned at the shortened introduction for Slayer. Suddenly, Slayer walks out from behind the curtain. No music is present.]

Chris Myers - And his opponent... accompanied to the ring by Cerberus, standing 6' and weighing in at 231 pounds, from Chicago, Illinois, the EWA Tag Team Champion, Fallen Angel!

["Sway" by Coal Chamber blasts through the speakers, as Cerberus and the EWA Tag Team Champion Fallen Angel step out from behind the curtain and head towards the ring.]

The Informer - Fallen Angel is coming to the ring rather quickly! He's pissed!

Vic Canon - What the hell do you expect?! He just lost the Tag Team Titles!

Eddie Sensation - OH!

The Informer - BIG TIME DDT by Fallen Angel!

Vic Canon - Slayer gets to his feet quickly... Fallen Angel scoops him up.... BODYSLAM ONTO THE OUTSIDE FLOOR!

Eddie Sensation - OUCH!!

The Informer - His spine is in his throat now! That had to hurt!

Vic Canon - Fallen Angel goes to the outside. He picks up Slayer..... WHAM!!

Eddie Sensation - RIGHT INTO THE STEEL STEPS!

The Informer - Slayer is in pain!

Vic Canon - Whatever happened to him "beating anyone" in the EWA?!

Eddie Sensation - Ha!

The Informer - Fallen Angel picks him up again.... OH!! RIGHT INTO THE STEEL POLL!

Vic Canon - Fallen Angel slides into the ring and resets the count!

Eddie Sensation - This guy is fucking nuts!

The Informer - Fallen Angel is back on the outside! He picks up Slayer....

Vic Canon - OH! VERTICLE SUPLEX RIGHT ONTO THE CONCRETE FLOOR!

Eddie Sensation - Hahaha! My new favorite wrestler!

The Informer - Fallen Angel throws Slayer into the ring.

Vic Canon - Slayer is on his hands and knees!

Eddie Sensation - AGAIN?!

The Informer - Hahahah! That was pretty funny what GeniPher did to him earlier!

Vic Canon - Fallen Angel sets him up.... OH! PILEDRIVER!

Eddie Sensation - I bet he's going to blame this match on her!

The Informer - Probably will... fucking loser....

Vic Canon - WOAH!! THE INFORMER HATES SOMEONE!!!

Eddie Sensation - HAHAHAH!! Mr. Bible has sinned!

The Informer - Hahaha... You guys are messed up.

Vic Canon - Fallen Angel scoops him up....

Eddie Sensation - ....OH GOD!! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!

The Informer - SIX-FEET UNDER!!

Vic Canon - What a move! He goes for the cover... 1..... 2...... 3!!!

Chris Myers - And the winner of this match, Fallen Angel!

Eddie Sensation - DAMN! HE CRIPPLED HIM!

The Informer - So much for Slayer!

Vic Canon - Yeah! There goes his guarentee to Stone!

Eddie Sensation - Stone should rid the EWA of this fool pretty soon...

The Informer - Anyways...

Vic Canon - Next up we have Dino Delsante taking on Thurston Howell!

Eddie Sensation - Woohoo! Dino's my hero!

The Informer - Oh god... here goes Eddie again...

Eddie Sensation - WHAT?! WHAT DID I DO!

"The Seat Seller" Thurston Howell - Well "The Seat Seller" always has comments about people such as Dino Delsante. But when you say last comments, it sounds to me like you are saying, how do I feel before I walk the plank? Well I'm am not surprised that you and a a few other idoits think I'm going to get my ass handed to me, because I haven't faced competition quite like "The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante yet. But it isn't my felt that you are all very ignorant, and I don't say that in an offensive manner. I am saying that because you really don't know much about myself and battles I have had in the past. But believe me, everyone's ignorance of "The Seat Seller" will end tonight when I put Dino up on my shoulders and deliver my patented 360 degree neck breaker, which everyone knows as the Investment. But the ignorance tonight will end especially in one man, and he is the man I get inside the ring with, because for some reason he thinks a Thurston Howell comes a dime a dozen. Dino, you might be right about that, but a "Seat Seller" comes only once!!!

Rachel Stevens - Tonights match has been titled a One on One match, but we know that you challenged Dino for his counterfeit Championship Title! What's the deal here?

"The Seat Seller" Thurston Howell - Well Rachel I can honestly say I have no idea at the moment why his "EWA Television Title" isn't on the line. But all I can say, real or not real I want that title and after I defeat "The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante tonight that championship belt will be in my possesion. And the reason I want it isn't because I believe that it is a prestigous championship belt that is sanctioned by the EWA, the reason I want this title belt goes further then that. I mean for one thing it is a ten pound leather strap with gold on it, and has a value around $10,000. But after I beat Dino Delsante tonight I will take away his pirde, his glory, and his dignity. And if I can take his little championship title away from him then I could take away his most cherished and prized possesion that he has. So Dino, buddy old pal, after I pin your shoulders to the count 1...2...3, I won't just take your status, but I will also take your little TV title!!

["Faith" by Limp Bizkit blasts through the speakers, as "The Seat Seller" Thurston Howell steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

Chris Myers - And his opponent... accompanied to the ring by Tracey Lane, standing 6'3" and weighing in at 235 pounds, from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, "The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante!

["Down" by Stone Temple Pilots blasts through the speakers, as Tracey Lane and "The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante step out from behind the curtain and head towards the ring.]

The Informer - This should be a great contest. With Howell, you have someone that is hungry and wants to prove himself in this sport. With Delsante, you have a man who is at this moment, one step away from the inevitable� the World Title.

Vic Canon - Yeah, well that one step is none other than Deuce, his 3D cohort.

Eddie Sensation - I think you guys are both crazy. This match will end just like all of Delsante's matches� Iron City Drop and a pin for the win.

The Informer - Both men have locked up. Howell Irish whips Dino into the ropes, hip toss, and the Cornerstone walks out of the ring.

Vic Canon - Veteran move by the Cornerstone. He's taking a breather because things might not be going his way.

The Informer - The referee is at 8, and Dino gets back in. Collar and elbow tie-up, and the Seat Seller sends Delsante back into the ropes, and another Irish whip.

Eddie Sensation - Another hip toss! And Dino goes outside again. If Howell were smart, and he's not, he'd follow up on that hip toss and keep the Cornerstone in the ring.

Vic Canon - Aren't we supposed to call him "The Cornerstone?"

The Informer - I wouldn't worry too much about it. The Cornerstone breaks the count and goes back outside to confer with Tracey Lane. He's back in the ring. Looks like a collar and elbow�no! The Cornerstone lifts the knee into Thurston's gut. Belly to Belly by the Cornerstone.

Vic Canon - I think that the key to victory for The Seat Seller is to keep Delsante on the mat. They both are technically sound, but Dino has that added dimension of being a bit of a high flyer.

Eddie Sensation - Ha! You said, "dimension"!

The Informer - The Cornerstone has Howell wrapped up. He's going for a suplex. Howell blocks. Block again. He has the Cornerstone up�Jackhammer! 1.... 2.... Kickout!

Eddie Sensation - Whew! The Cornerstone didn't see that coming. He almost dropped the match.

Vic Canon - And almost on cue, look at the ramp. Nick Diamante and the World Champion, Deuce, have arrived to watch the match.

The Informer - More than likely, they're here to watch their partner's back. Howell with a punch, blocked. Delsante hooks him up into a backslide. 1.... 2..... kickout by Howell!

Vic Canon - And the Cornerstone is not letting up. He picks up Howell and has him in a Sammartino backbreaker. The ref is asking the Seat Seller if he's done.

Eddie Sensation - Give up! Give up!

The Informer - Delsante breaks the hold. The Cornerstone looks to his friends and gives them the 3D Symbol.

Eddie Sensation - Wait! Howell is behind Dino. Turn around, Dino! Small package!! 1.....2..... Oh! 2 and a half! Whew!

The Informer - The Cornerstone is putting the boots to Thurston. He picks him up and whips him into the turnbuckle. The Cornerstone is working on the back. He lifts the Seat Seller up and has him in a body breaker. Another submission move.

Vic Canon - Look at the pain on Howell's face. But, give the guy credit; he's not giving up.

Eddie Sensation - And instead of breaking the hold, he power bombs him! Ha ha! Nick and Deuce applaud that move!

The Informer - That new mean streak is showing its head. Delsante drops down and puts Thurston in a camel clutch. Howell has a handful of rope, but Dino won't break the hold.

Vic Canon - He's up, but I don't know how much the Seat Seller's back can take. Delsante picks him up, right hand by Howell! Another, and another!! The Cornerstone is on Rubber Leg Street! Another right hand rocks the Cornerstone!

Eddie Sensation - Deuce and Nick are making their way down to the ring. They must sense a comeback by Howell.

The Informer - The Seat Seller sends Dino into the ropes. Kick to the midsection and an uppercut! The Seller is on fire!

Vic Canon - Thurston lifts him up and send him into the turnbuckle. He brings Dino up to the top�he's setting him up for something big! Superplex! Both men are down as they both felt the effects of that move!

The Informer - But Howell is up first�he picks Dino up, kicks him in the gut, and puts him on his shoulders. Where is he getting the strength? Death Valley Driver!

Eddie Sensation - No! That's the Sexy Drop! He just stole Dino's move!

The Informer - Howell is ready to end it. He's got Delsante where he wants him. HE'S GOT HIM IN THE INVESTMENT!! HE'S GOT HIM IN THE INVESTMENT! WE ARE SECONDS AWAY FROM AN UPSET!

Vic Canon - Tracey Lane is up on the apron. Howell doesn't see her. The ref is over. Deuce is in the ring. HE'S BEHIND THE REF. HE JUST HIT THE REF WITH THE WORLD TITLE! HE BREAKS UP THE INVESTMENT! HOWELL IS UP AND HE'S GOING TOE TO TOE WITH THE WORLD CHAMP!!

The Informer - He's rocking Deuce with those right hands. Diamante has woken up the Cornerstone. The Cornerstone is up and he's headed for Howell.

Eddie Sensation - Howell is pulling back for a big right hand, but DINO GRABS HIS ARM! HE PULLS HIM AROUND AND PICKS HIM UP FOR A BODYSLAM�NO!! IT'S A MICHINOKU DRIVER!!

The Informer - If I'm not mistaken, that's his new move, the Steel Curtain!

Vic Canon - Nick Diamante rips his shirt off and reveals a referee's shirt! Oh no! He drops down... 1.... 2.... 3!!! But does that count?

The Informer - No, but the real referee has just gotten up and he's counting! 1... 2.... 3!!! He calls for the bell.

Chris Myers - And the winner of this match... "The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante!

The Informer - Give Thurston Howell credit! He had this match won! He had the Cornerstone beat!

Vic Canon - Not only that, he had Deuce in a bad way too! I have the feeling that not only will The Seat Seller and The Cornerstone meet again, but also we may see Howell take on Deuce!

Eddie Sensation - Well, that's irrelevant. For today, the 3 Dimensions of Wrestling are still on top! Yeah, baby!

The Informer - We'll be right back!

The Hustler - I've already said plenty on the 3D situation, but if I must go into it again, I shall. 3D are talented, but also egotistical assholes plotting on taking over the EWA. 3D is like a virus, pentrating the EWA with ease early on, and now on the verge of striking. Well, guess what, I am the cure for that virus. I am the only man in the EWA right now that can take on the Duece, Delsante, and Diamante head-to-head. And, in just about a couple minutes here, I'm going to show Duece, one third of 3D, just exactly what I'm talking about, in just about a couple minutes, when I beat his ass within an inch of his life, in the most extreme way possible. Extreme Title Match, right here, right now, its going to be something unlike anything Duece has ever faced. I'm sure Diamante and Delsante, will stick their fat Italian noses in my business here, but I will do everything I can to fight them off, and put them in their place. That's what I promised to do when 3D formed and Menace 2 Society broken up, to eliminate those three men. Tonight, I'll take out one-third, in that moronic, self-centered, steriod-pumped, waste of my time, in Duece.

Rob DiMarco - So, now The Hustler is alone... Any plans for backup, just incase you get ambushed tonight?

The Hustler - Did I not just say I don't have anyone backing me up? I'm tired of the men whom I have given my loyalty to, just betray me without a second thought. First Trent Klatt, now this man Duece. The Hustler IS alone, but frankly, that the way I prefer it right about now. I don't need anybody to back me up, I'm going to take care of business by myself. As I have said, The Hustler has evolved. I have evolved into a man who has stepped above all the bullshit, all the pettiness of this business. The EWA has witnessed my evolution, into the most cunnning and forceful wrestler ever to be seen. I'm tired of the games that these others want to play. Now, from here on out, its just The Hustler, and I'm going to show the world what a man with my skills, strength, intelligence, and prowess is capable of. Now, get the hell out of my way, I gotta go kick some ass.

Deuce - Rachel.... shut the hell up!! I don't give a fuck if I pissed off Hustler or not. I got back problems from carrying his ass through the wrestling world. It started when we hooked up in the DOA. And then he followed me to the EWA. Besides.. the Hustler is an Extreme wrestler and you and I know that extreme wrestlers have no wrestling skills what so ever thats why they have to bring dumpsters and shit to the ring.

Rachel Stevens - So, now The Hustler is alone! I'm prediciting a group attack on him here tonight... Am I right?

Deuce - Rachel, Rachel, Rachel.... just because I run with two of the baddest muther fuckers in the EWA doesn't mean that we have this gang mentality. And I'm no puppet master.. I don't pull Nicky D and Dino's strings. If they get a burr up their butt and wanna get a few kicks in on Hustler... who am I to stop them.

Vic Canon - That's right, tonight we see the official break up of Menace 2 Society as The Hustler takes on The EWA World Heavyweight Champion, Bigg Daddy Deuce!

Eddie Sensation - If you ask me, The Hustler doesn't stand a chance. He may be the EWA Extreme Champ, but he's got no one on his side! The 3D has shown us what they can do in a group-attack situation, and you know they'll be willing to make The hustler their next victim!

The Informer - Let's go up to the ring with Chris Myers!

Chris Myers - This next match is scheduled for one fall and is a Non-Title match! Introducing first... standing 6'4" and weighing in at 242 pounds, from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, the EWA Extreme Champion, The Hustler!

["Walk" by Pantera blasts through the speakers, as the EWA Extreme Champion The Hustler steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

Chris Myers - And his opponent... accompanied to the ring by The 3 Dimensions of Wrestling, standing 6'6" and weighing in at 290 pounds, from New Orleans, Deuce!

The Informer - Well we are awaiting the arrival of the EWA Heavyweight Champion!

Eddie Sensation - Where is he?

Vic Canon - I dunno he was just giving an interview.

[The arena spotlights start to flash in a strobe light fashion as a loud roar can be heard throughout the arena. Deuce comes riding out from behind the curtain on a black 2000 Harley Davidson Fatboy. Airbrushed on the gas tank is a picture of Deuce and the words Bigg Daddy. The EWA title is draped over the seat behind Deuce. Deuce circles around the ring once and stops near the steps he stops the bike and climbs up and the steps and steps through the ropes. He asks for a mic, his gold jewelry gleaming in the spotlight.]

Deuce - Alright all you fat overweight donkey looking sea cows, that are more interested in the concession stand then watching a real man wrestle sit down and shut up while you EWA Heavyweight Champion shows you that God is in the TV and the cameras are pointing straight at him!

The Informer - Listen to him! What a cocky son of a.......

Vic Canon - Look at them� all of them! How can they all be allowed at ringside??

Eddie Sensation - Strength in numbers my friend! Who's gonna stop them� or even attempt to?

The Informer - I think it's wrong, and the EWA should do something about it!

Vic Canon - And remember, Extreme Velocity has been offered a spot in the 3D! They told us we would get an answer by the end of the night, so keep your eyes open!

Eddie Sensation - AND THE MATCH HAS STARTED! BOTH MEN ENGAGE IN A LOCK-UP� OHH YEAH!! DEUCE SHOWED HIS POWER ADVANTAGE ON THAT ONE, DIDN'T HE??

The Informer - He sent The Hustler down to the canvas, flying across the ring! The Hustler may wanna change his strategy here! Fast!

Vic Canon - The Hustler is up, and it looks like we're gonna start this one back up again! Both men go for another lock-up, collar-and-elbow style!

Eddie Sensation - WHOOO YEAH!!! BA-DA-BING! THE HUSTLER GOES FLYIN' ACROSS THE RING! WHAM!!

The Informer - And Deuce is loving it! Look at him flex for the fans! On the outside� Dino and Nicky D are loving it! So are The Johnsons! Mrs. Tabitha� Tracy Lane! All of them!

Vic Canon - OH! BUT THE HUSTLER GETS UP AND DRILLS THE CHAMPION FROM BEHIND WITH A HUGE FOREARM!!! THE HUSTLER DIDN'T COME HERE TO PLAY!! HE CAME FOR SOME REVENGE!!

Eddie Sensation - No! The Hustler has Deuce backed up in the corner!! KICK TO THE RIBS� AND ANOTHER!! AND ANOTHER!!! REF!!! STOP THIS LUNATIC!!!

The Informer - THE HUSTLER IS ON FIRE HERE!! HE WHIPS DEUCE TO THE OPPOSITE CORNER� OUCH!!

Vic Canon - AND THE HUSTLER FOLLOWS UP WITH A HUGE RUNNING DROPKICK IN THE CORNER!!

Eddie Sensation - HE'S GOING NUTS!!!! SOMEONE STOP HIM!!!! I THINK I SHOULD GO UP THERE AND TEACH HIM A LESSON, DON'T YOU GUYS??

The Informer - HAHAHAHA!!! I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY, EDDIE!!

Vic Canon - I suggest you stick to your day job, Sensation! The Hustler is on his game tonight, and he may very well score a huge upset!

Eddie Sensation - Hey, Deuce did say he'd give The Hustler a shot if The Hustler beats him, didn't he?

The Informer - He sure did! And at this pace, the Hustler may very well win it all!

Vic Canon - The Hustler has Deuce in the middle of the ring� Russian Leg Sweep! And the cover! 1� 2� No dice! Deuce got an arm out!

Eddie Sensation - HEY LOOK!!! NICKY D IS ON THE APRON!!! THE REF IS RESTRAINING HIM FROM ENTERING�

The Informer - ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE RING!!! DELSANTE SLIPS IN, AND WHAM!!! DAMNIT, "THE CORNERSTONE" JUST NAILED THE HUSTLER WITH A CLOTHESLINE, AND HE'S HELPING DEUCE GO FOR THE COVER!!

Vic Canon - NO! NOT AGAIN! WE SAW THIS EARLIER IN THE NIGHT WHEN DIAMANTE TOOK ON JERICHO!

Eddie Sensation - Yeah!! The ref goes for the count� 1�. 2�. AWW DAMN! The Hustler still managed to get out!

The Informer - I'm telling you guys, this behaviour is gonna have to stop! When I see this gang-attack action from the 3D, it brings me memories of the old RX days! Wrestlers are gonna get pissed, and they're gonna protest to Stone's office!

Vic Canon - Tom should end the problem before it starts! He shouldn't allow 3D members to be at ringside during matches!

Eddie Sensation - But you know what guys, I think Stone likes the 3D! Remember when Nicky D came down at 3D Warfare to be the ref? Tom looked pretty happy there� happy enough to leave ringside before the end of the match!

The Informer - No, no! You have it all wrong! Tom was happy cause he knew Nick wouldn't allow Zed to remain champ! That's all!

Vic Canon - In the ring, Deuce is hammering The Hustler with some stiff double-ax handles to the lower-back area!

Eddie Sensation - He's systematically breaking down The Hustler, and soon� The Extreme Champ will be no more!

The Informer - What's this? It looks like the big man is going up stairs� No� he's going to the second rope on the inside!

Vic Canon - I don't know if this is a smart move guys!

Eddie Sensation - The Hustler is laid out� Deuce jumps� AND DEUCE LANDS A HUGE ELBOW DROP! THAT'S IT FELLAS!! THIS ONE IS HISTORY!

The Informer - The ref goes for the count� 1� 2� there's no 3 in site!! WOW! The Hustler just sprung out at the last second, and Deuce looks frustrated!

Vic Canon - He looks hell-bent on ending The Hustler in easy fashion! I think Deuce took The Hustler's challenge a little bit too lightly here, don't you?

Eddie Sensation - AH SHUT UP! The big man is going back to the second rope! One elbow wasn't enough, but one more will get the job done!

The Informer - Deuce is perched on the middle rope with his arms in the air� BIGG DADDY JUMPS�. OH AND HE MISSES THE SECOND ATTEMPT AT AN ELBOW DROP!!!

Vic Canon - GOOD GOD!! DEUCE CONNECTED TO THE CANVAS WITH HIS ELBOW, AND HE LOOKS IN GREAT PAIN!!

Eddie Sensation - NO!! THIS ISN'T RIGHT!! LOOK AT THE 3D� THEY'RE GOING NUTS ON THE OUTSIDE!!!

The Informer - THIS MIGHT BE THE HUSTLERS LAST CHANCE TO PULL OUT A WIN HERE!!!

Vic Canon - THE HUSTLER IS BACK TO HIS FEET!!! WHAT'S HE GONNA DO??

Eddie Sensation - HE'S BEHIND DEUCE!!! WATCH OUT BIGG DADDY!!!

The Informer - WAIT!! WHAT'S THIS� HE'S HOOKING SOME SORT OF MOVE ON DEUCE�

Vic Canon - IT'S.. IT'S� IT'S A CROSS-FACE CHICKEN WING!!! THE PERFECT MOVE TO WORK ON DEUCE'S INJURED ARM!!!

Eddie Sensation - NO!!!!!!! STOP HIM!!!!!!! THE HUSTLER HAS IT SYNCHED IN� AND NO!!!

The Informer - THE HUSTLER HAS DROPPED TO THE GROUND AND TURNED THIS INTO A MAT MOVE!!!

Vic Canon - DEUCE HAS NOWHERE TO GO!!! RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING� LISTEN TO DEUCE SCREAM!!!

Eddie Sensation - SOMEONE STOP HIM!!!!

The Informer - DEUCE DOESN'T HAVE MUCH LONGER!!! THE HUSTLER IS GOING TO SUBMIT!!

Vic Canon - WHAT AN EPISODE OF HEAT!!!

Eddie Sensation - SHUT UP!!! DEUCE, HANG IN THERE!!!

The Informer - THE REF IS ASKING DEUCE IF HE WANTS TO GIVE U� NO!!! DAMNIT NO!!! DELSANTE� DIAMANTE!!! DAMNIT, THE 3D IS IN THE RING, AND THEY'RE ATTACKING THE HUSTLER!!! RING THE BELL DAMNIT!!

Vic Canon - THIS IS WHY THE 3D SHOULD BE KEPT AWAY FROM RINGSIDE!!

Chris Myers - Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of this match by disqualification, The Hustler!!

Eddie Sensation - SCREW YOU, MYERS!!! THE HUSTLER IS GETTING THE HELL BEAT OUT OF HIM!! DOES HE LOOK LIKE A WINNER TO YOU??

The Informer - Wait� if The Hustler has won this match, doesn't he get a shot at the gold??

Vic Canon - That's what Deuce said a few days ago!

Eddie Sensation - Aww, no way! The Hustler won by fluke� he don't get a shot!

The Informer - THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT RIGHT NOW� IT'S IMPORTANT WE GET THESE ANIMALS OFF OF THE HUSTLER!!

Vic Canon - OH MY GOD!!! "THE DIAMOND STUD" NICK DIAMANTE JUST NAILED THE HUSTLER WITH THE DIAMOND DRIVER!!! HERE COME SOME OFFICIALS!!!

Eddie Sensation - A COUPLE OF REFS AIN'T GONNA DO SQUAT!!! FACE IT GUYS!!! THE 3D IS ON TOP, AND NOBODY CAN STOP THEM!!

The Informer - What the hell� we're being told� what? Where? EXTREME VELOCITY?? THERE THEY ARE!!! EXTREME VELOCITY IS WALKING TO THE RING!!!

Vic Canon - OH MY GOD!!! THIS MUST MEAN THAT THEY'VE ACCEPTED THE INVITATION TO JOIN THE 3 DIMENSIONS OF WRESTLING!!!

Eddie Sensation - HAHAHAHA!!! NOW THE 3D IS GONNA BE UNSTOPPABLE FOR SURE!!!

The Informer - THIS ARENA HAS FILLED UP WITH EWA OFFICIALS� AND THEY'RE STOPPING EXTREME VELOCITY FROM COMING TO RINGSIDE!!! I GUESS WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO WAIT TILL NEXT WEEK TO FIND OUT THE TRUTH!!! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE'RE OUTTA TIME� WE'LL SEE YOU NEXT WEEK!!