The Informer - GET READY FOR 2 HOURS OF NON STOP, HEART WRENCHING ACTION!!!

Vic Canon - ONLY IN THE EWA WILL YOU WITNESS A SHOW WITH SUCH QUALITY FOR YOUR KIDS!

Eddie Sensation - HA HA!!! TONIGHT, We got Zed and Deuce with Dino as the ref!

The Informer - That's right! A flip of last week's match! Will Dino gets some revenge?!

Vic Canon - Also, we get to see an Anything Goes Rules Match! Covington will take on Antrim!

Eddie Sensation - The Hustler will take on Mike Anderson, Ayde Caldato will be in action, we'll have a Tag Team Battle Royal....

The Informer - And so much more!

Vic Canon - You can't miss this show folks! We're 5 days away from 3D Warfare! This is guaranteed to be a great show!

Eddie Sensation - You morons! You forgot to announce the highlight of the show! Chris Jericho and Big Pappy will take on Divine and Tito! I CAN'T WAIT!!

The Informer - What a match that will be!

Vic Canon - I can't wait!

Eddie Sensation - Neither can I, so lets get this show started!

["Spit It Out" by Slipknot blasts through the speakers, as Havoc steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

Chris Myers - And his opponent... standing 6'1" and weighing in at 218 pounds, from Akron, Ohio, Ayden Caldato!

["Coma America" by Amen blasts through the speakers, as Ayden Caldato steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

The Informer - Ayden Caldato is going straight to work here! Kicks to the stomach!

Vic Canon - Kicks to the head! Havoc goes into the corner!

Eddie Sensation - That's gonna knock a few screws loose!

The Informer - Ayden throws Havoc to the opposite corner... CLOTHESLINE! He climbs the turnbuckle... OH!!!

Vic Canon - Tornado DDT! He goes for the cover... 1... 2.... No! Havoc kicks out!

Eddie Sensation - This guy is getting his ass ROYALLY kicked!

The Informer - He picks up Havoc.... Oh! Single-Arm DDT!

Vic Canon - He's climbing to the top! He's going to take a high risk!!

Eddie Sensation - He's a nut!

The Informer - OH!! SENTON BOMB!!!

Vic Canon - Ayden goes for the pin... 1.... 2.... No! Havoc just gets the shoulder up!

Eddie Sensation - Since Fallen Angel dropped Havoc, he's been reduced to a pile of sh--

The Informer - Watch your mouth Eddie! Ayden is up! He's going for Havoc's legs....

Vic Canon - What's he got??? Uh oh! Inverted Boston Crab!! Havoc's in trouble now!! Havoc leans forward... He's got Ayden's hair!!

Eddie Sensation - The ref pulls his hand off! But Havoc grabs it again!

The Informer - The ref removes his hand again! Ayden releases the hold... He turns around... OH!!! STIFF KICK TO THE NUTS!!!!

Vic Canon - Hahaha! I guess that's what you get for pulling his hair!

Eddie Sensation - Hahahahahaha! That was great!

The Informer - Ayden picks him up to his feet.... IMPLANT DDT!

Vic Canon - He's signalling to the top!! Ayden's going to go up top again!! Ayden lifts up Havoc... He scoops him up, and puts him on the top rope!

Eddie Sensation - What's this nut going to do now?!

The Informer - Ayden is on top! He sets up Havoc..... And lifts him.....

Vic Canon - OH!!! SEATED POWERBOMB INTO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!!!

Eddie Sensation - HOT DAMN!!!

The Informer - Ayden is up on his feet! He's pumped! He goes to the top.......

Vic Canon - SENTON BOMB!!!!!!

Eddie Sensation - Oh shit!

The Informer - You know what that means!!!

Vic Canon - Yep!!

Eddie Sensation - An attempted pin???

The Informer - Ayden lifts him....

Vic Canon - WHAM!!! ACD!!!!!

Eddie Sensation - What the hell was that!

The Informer - A scoop-reverse DDT!! He goes for the pin... 1.... 2.... 3!!!

Chris Myers - Here is your winner, Ayden Caldato!!!

Vic Canon - What a quick win by Ayden Caldato!

Eddie Sensation - I've come to a conclusion.... Havoc sucks!!

[The lights dim slowly, eventually turning off, leaving the whole arena dark except for the grey and red lights flashing all around the arena. A few seconds later "Denial" by Sevendust begins to play as a few rounds of grey pyro shoot up into the dark ceiling of the arena. Denial emerges from behind the black curtains in his usual dark wrestling attire and grey mask. He can barely be seen but a few people can make him out as he walks to the ring. He slides in and takes his position sitting down against the turnbuckle. "Denial" stops playing and the lights turn back on revealing Denial to his fullest. Ayden stands in the opposite corner of the ring waiting for what Denial is about to say. A microphone is handed into him, Denial grabs it and pauses. Moments later he begins to talk in his usual whispery voice.]

Denial - I needn't congradulate you on your victory, Ayden. That match was child-play compared to what you will experience from me, if you chose to step in the ring with me. I'll get to that later..... Ayden, let me take you back to last week. It was Hacker, you, and myself in a Triple Threat match for the North American Title...the North American Title that I have worked for for weeks......After taking Hacker and you out with a Sucide Dive, I brought you into the ring to end the match. I executed a Belly to Back Suplex with a bridge in an attempt to pin you. I pinned you, none the less, but I was counted pinned also....That was a technical error on my part, but the match should have been awarded to me. I excuted the move, I was the agressor, I was the attacker, I made the pin. Not you Ayden. Your limp body just went through the motions. Ayden, we both know what went down in the ring. We both know the truth. We both know that I should be the North American Champion...I annihilated you and Hacker and you can't deny that. I'm sure you don't want to go through the pain and the suffering once more, but why don't we settle who the North American Champion is? How about at the next PPV?

Ayden Caldato - I'll see you there, Denial.

Denial - Good, Ayden. That title will be around my waist by the end of 3D Warfare. And Ayden, not you, not these fans, nor anyone else in the EWA will be able to deny that....

[Denial drops the microphone and stands up from where he was sitting against the turnbuckle. Ayden has left the ring and is making his way up the ramp. Denial slides out of the ring as "Denial" by Sevendust plays.]

The Informer - OH NO!! THE HUSTLER HAS HAD ENOUGH OF ELYPSIUM!! HE'S GOING TO TRY TO KILL HIM!!

Vic Canon - SOMEONE CALL AN AMBULANCE! I HAVE A FEELING ONE WILL BE NEEDED!!

[Elypsium runs up to a fence, and begins to climb it. The Hustler gets out of his car, and runs to the fence. He swings the bat, and nails Elypsiums fingers just as he is about to let go and fall off the fence. Elypsium yells in pain, and begins to run down the street. The Hustler gets back into the car, and goes through the fence. He continues to chase Elypsium as the camera fades to black......]

["Faith" by Limp Bizkit blasts through the speakers, as The Second Coming step out from behind the curtain and head towards the ring.]

Chris Myers - .....weighing in at a total combined weight of 476 pounds, Taz & Justin Credible, The Impact Players!

["Get Out Tha Way" by Hot Boys blasts through the speakers, as Taz & Justin Credible step out from behind the curtain and head towards the ring.]

Chris Myers - .....at a total combined weighing of 795 pounds, Leroy and Mr. Johnson!

["Dangerous" by Busta Rhymes blasts through the speakers, as Leroy and Mr. Johnson step out from behind the curtain and head towards the ring.]

Chris Myers - And finally.... at a total combined weighing of 513 pounds, Brandon and Ian Casten, Anatomy Of Perfection!

["Tonight The Stars Revolt" by Powerman 5000 blasts through the speakers, as Brandon and Ian Casten step out from behind the curtain and head towards the ring.]

The Informer - WHAT?! BRANDON AND WHO CASTEN?!

Vic Canon - DID I HEAR LEROY AND MR. JOHNSON?!?!

Eddie Sensation - WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT?!

The Informer - THOSE ARE TWO BRAND NEW TAG TEAMS HERE IN THE EWA! WHEN THE HELL DID ANATOMY OF PERFECTION GET HERE?!

Vic Canon - AND WHEN DID LEROY AND MR. JOHNSON DECIDE TO TAG UP TOGETHER?!

Eddie Sensation - This is one messed up match!

The Informer - I can't wait to see these two teams in action!

Vic Canon - There are 8 men in the ring folks!

Eddie Sensation - Wow, you can count!

The Informer - EACH member of EACH team must be eliminated! If Taz gets eliminated, for example, Justin Credible stays in. If Credible were to win the match, The Impact Players would get the shot!

Vic Canon - And of course, if both members of one team are the final two, they win the match and title shot!

Eddie Sensation - Right!

The Informer - So lets get this match started!

Vic Canon - WOAH! Everyone just charged at everyone! There is a 8 man brawl in the middle of the ring!

Eddie Sensation - This is confusing!

The Informer - Taz throws Leroy to the ropes! Leroy ducks a clothesline...... OOOOOH!!! BACK BODY DROP OVER THE TOP!! LEROY IS GONE!!

Vic Canon - NO! HE LANDED ON OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE, AND HE'S HOPPING AROUND ON ONE FOOT!! HE'S BACK IN!!

Eddie Sensation - Taz charges at Leroy again!..... TAZ IS GONE!! TAZ IS OVER THE TOP!!

The Informer - Good move by Leroy! Granite and Ian Casten are over in one corner... Thurston Howell is with Mr. Johnson in the other corner... Justin Credible is with Brandon Casten in another corner.... and Leroy is just sitting there!

Vic Canon - OH SHIT! Ian Casten whips Granite... Mr. Johnson whips Thurston Howell.... Brandon Casten whips Justin Credible.... WHAM!! ALL THREE MEN COLLIDED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!!!

Eddie Sensation - HEADS UP!! DEAD BODIES EVERYWHERE!!!

The Informer - Since when did you become a Korn fan??

Vic Canon - THREE MEN HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED! THE THREE WHO COLLIDED WHERE STUMBLING AROUND AND ALL GOT ELIMINATED BY A CLOTHESLINE OR BODY SLAM!!

Eddie Sensation - YES! We've got 4 men left!!!

The Informer - Mr. Johnson, Leroy, Brandon Casten, and Ian Casten! The two secret teams!

Vic Canon - And they're doing the best! I can't believe it!

Eddie Sensation - I'm gonna take Leroy and Johnson!!

The Informer - Anantomy will take it.....

Vic Canon - I'm going to have to say NOBODY WINS! ALL FOUR MEN WILL HIT THE FLOOR AT THE SAME TIME!!

Eddie Sensation - What the hell do you think this is?? WCW??

The Informer - Hahahaha! Good point Eddie... You're chances off that happening are VERY slim...

Vic Canon - AND ALL FOUR MEN HIT THE FLOOR!!

Eddie Sensation - WHAT?! I MISSED IT!!!

The Informer - Oh shut up! He's just trying to freak you out! They're all in the ring!

Vic Canon - Hahaha! Losers.....

Eddie Sensation - Vic, don't make me have to make you cry, again!

The Informer - Ian Casten and Brandon Casten are laying it to Leroy and Johnson!! Leroy and Johnson are whipped to the ropes.... Dropkick!...

Vic Canon - Dropkick!!

Eddie Sensation - Leroy and Johnson go stumbling into the ropes! Here comes the Castens!

The Informer - OH!! BACK BODY DROP OVER THE TOP!!! NO!!

Vic Canon - They're on the apron! The Casten's are standing on the apron! What agility!!

Eddie Sensation - OH! CLOTHESLINE BY LEROY! CLOTHESLINE BY MR. JOHNSON!

The Informer - Both Casten's are now laying on the apron!! Look at Leroy and Johnson! They're at the other side of the ring, setting up for something!

Vic Canon - The Castens are on their feet! Leroy and Johnson charge at them......

Eddie Sensation - OOOOOOOH!!!!!

The Informer - BOTH CASTEN'S DUCKED, AND LEROY AND JOHNSON WENT FLYING ONTO THE CONCRETE FLOOR!!! ANATOMY OF PERFECTION WIN!! THE NEW COMERS TAKE THE MATCH!!!!

Chris Myers - The winners of this match, and #1 Contenders as of January 25th, Anatomy of Perfection!

Vic Canon - What a match! That was pure havoc!

Eddie Sensation - That was great! Except for the last part! Leroy and Johnson should have took it!! DAMN!

The Informer - I hate to say it, but I'm right again!!

Vic Canon - Shut up Informer!.....

Eddie Sensation - .....you cocky son of a bitch!

The Informer - Watch it Eddie!!

Tom Stone - So, why should I sign you?

Tryout #1 - Cause I da best! U shood give me you champion title!

Tom Stone - Ok.... What past organizations have you been in??

Tryout #1 - Me dunno... Dey all call me "Insane" doe... Maybe dat be my wrestle name?

Tom Stone - Maybe... Let me think about it... I'll give you a call this week!

Tryout #1 - Otay boss...

Tom Stone - Bye now!

[As the man walks out, Tom Stone pulls out a match, and lights the application form on fire...]

Tom Stone - Damn idiots... Why can't I get another Nick, or another Thorn?? Everyone else sucks! I'm doomed god dammit.... This can't happen! Not to me! NOT TO TOM STONE!!!

[Tom cracks a tear, and the camera fades out....]

Chris Jericho - Tom Stone??? Well let me ask you a question... Who is Tom Stone??? NOBODY!!! That sorry, good for nothing, piece of shit would not even let me be in the EWA, let alone put me on TV! You watch the shows Rachel, GOD he was putting my fans to sleep! I literally had to beat up my fans to get them to wake up. Tom Stone thinks he's the man but to be the man WOO, you gotta beat.... uhhh, sorry troubled childhood, next question Rasheed!

Rachel Stevens - So, what are you setting your eye's on in the EWA right now??

Chris Jericho - Well, if you take a look up and down the EWA roster it would be pretty hard to find the names of good, quality, flamboyant, wrestlers. I beleive there's only two, myself and Big Pappy! These pathetic bunch of panzies wouldn't be good enough to wash my thong underwears... uhhhh I mean my Joe Boxer's, let alone wrestle a match in front of 20,000 screaming Jerichoholics! As for Dividend and Io Chiero...

Big Pappy - You mean Divine and Tito...

Chris Jericho - Whatever!!! I hope you two women brought your wrestling gear because live tonight on Tuesday Night Heat, you're going to get schooled, 1... 2... 3 by Big Pappy and "The Franchise"!!! Tongiht begins the journey of Chris Jericho and it is painfully obvious to the Jabroni Provoloni's in the back, that I, not THEM, will carry not only the EWA Heavyweight Championship, but all championships in this moronic federation! My greatness cannot be held down by Tom Sperm any longer!!!

Rachel Stevens - I've been watching you, and I must ask..... Why the hell did you attack those two hall of famer's?! That was just heartless!!!

Chris Jericho - What?? The Fabulous Moulaka and June Old??... Those two fossils don't deserve the wet depends they're wearing. As a matter of fact, if either of those two dinosaurs try to steal my spotlight ever again, they'll quickly become extinct!!! Jim Stone, you can try and hold Chris Jericho and Big Pappy down, but you can bet your fake tuppee on the fact that the EWA will NEVER E-E-E-E-EVER be the same again!!! Come on Big Poopy.

Big Pappy - Divine, Io Chiero, you better wrestle the match of your lives or else...you're going to feel the 25 inch Samsonite arms of Big Pappy and the Walls of Chris Jericho!!!

Chris Myers - This next match is scheduled for one fall, and is a Tag Team Match! First, at a combined weight of 490 pounds, "The Franchise" Chris Jericho and Big Pappy!

["Break The Wall Down" by the EWA blasts through the speakers as "The Franchise" Chris Jericho and Big Pappy walk out from behind the curtain and head towards the ring.]

Chris Myers - And their opponents... at a combined weight of OVER 600 pounds, Divine and Tito!

["I'm Too Sexy" by Right Said Fred blasts through the speakers as the crowd anticipates the arrival of Divine and Tito. But, to their suprise, nobody comes out.]

Chris Myers - Uhhh.... And their opponents... Divine and Tito!

["I'm Too Sexy" by Right Said Fred continues to blast through the speakers, but still no Divine or Tito...]

Chris Jericho - GIMME THIS!

[Jericho grabs the mic from Chris Myers...]

Chris Jericho - We all knew that Tito didn't have the green card, but it seems that Divine has lost his balls over the weekend! Honestly, I knew they wouldn't show up! I mean, who has the balls to wrestle "The Franchise" and Big Pappy, after what we did to the Fabulous Moulaka and June Old!

["I'm Too Sexy" by Right Said Fred blasts through the speakers. A stunned look emmulates on Jericho's face, as the crowd anticipates the arrival of Divine and Tito. But, to their suprise, out come two midget mexicans with masks on. Jericho seems terrified of the obviously skilled midgets.]

Chris Jericho - I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS! YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO US!! NOT THE FRANCHISE!! NOT ME!!! I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I'M FIGHTING THIS MATCH UNDER PROTEST!!! YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME TOM SPERM!!

The Informer - What the hell is he talking about?! He's got two midgets, rather than an ex-EWA North American Champion and a little angry mexican!

Vic Canon - Which is worse?!

Eddie Sensation - This is!! This is hell! I can't believe Tom is screwing Jericho like this!

The Informer - Well this match has started, and it looks like Big Pappy will start this match off against the Pink Midget!

Vic Canon - ...who's tag team partner is Yellow Midget!

Eddie Sensation - Ha ha!! Divine and Tito's colors!

The Informer - OH! Big Pappy with a boot to the skull of Pink Midget!!

Vic Canon - Pink Midget just did a 180 flip backwards onto his stomach!

Eddie Sensation - OUCH!

The Informer - The midget is on his feet... Drop Kick to the head! Or was that an attempted drop kick to the knee??

Vic Canon - Big Pappy gets to his feet just in time to get bitten in the knee by Yellow Midget!!

Eddie Sensation - Hey ref, count his little ass out! He's illegal, dammit!

The Informer - OH GOD! PAPPY JUST SHIFTED HIS LEG IN A FORWARD MOTION AND THE MIDGET WENT FLYING OVER THE TOP ROPE!!

Vic Canon - It's as if he just kicked a soccer ball halfway across a field!!

Eddie Sensation - That'll teach him!! Hey look! What's Jericho doing?!

The Informer - Oh no! Jericho is setting up a table, right here in front of us!!

Vic Canon - Big Pappy has Pink Midget on the top rope with him! What's he going to do???

Eddie Sensation - Hell, he might throw that midget right here over at us!

The Informer - OH GOD!!! POWERBOMB OFF THE TOP ROPE!!!!!!

Vic Canon - Funny thing is, Pink Midget bounced off the first table and came flying onto Eddie Sensation's lap!!

Eddie Sensation - What? Something's on my lap?? What the hell! Get off of me you idiot!

The Informer - DAMMIT EDDIE! YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO!!!

Vic Canon - Folks, Eddie Sensation just picked up the midget by his legs, and dropped him on his head onto the concrete floor... Paramedics, GET YOUR ASSES OUT HERE... NOW!!!

Eddie Sensation - Hahahaha! That was fun! You should try it some day!

The Informer - You're heartless!

Vic Canon - Chris Jericho has Yellow Midget set up for a powerbomb!! OHH!!! RIGHT ONTO THE TABLE!!

Eddie Sensation - HAHAHAH! IT DIDN'T BREAK! HE'S TOO DAMN LIGHT!!!

The Informer - Big Pappy has Pink Midget... POWERBOMB RIGHT ONTO YELLOW MIDGET!!!!

Vic Canon - That's gotta hurt...

Eddie Sensation - HAHHAHA! THE TABLE STILL DIDN'T BREAK!!!

The Informer - JERICHO'S ON THE APRON... OH!!! ASAI MOONSAULT RIGHT THROUGH THE TABLE!!! THOSE MIDGETS HAVE BEEN SQUASHED!!!

Vic Canon - THEY'VE BEEN BROKEN IN HALF!!!

Eddie Sensation - Damn, that's pretty hard to do!!!

The Informer - Jericho is hurt! Big Pappy is just throwing these midgets into the ring....

Vic Canon - Yeah, over the top... With one hand....

Eddie Sensation - From the outside!! These guys are pretty impressive!!

The Informer - Oh please... Against two midgets?!

Vic Canon - Big Pappy is in the ring... He's got Yellow Midget.... Verticle Suplex!

Eddie Sensation - He's holding him up there! It's been a few seconds now!! What power!!

The Informer - Are you serious?? Against a midget?? A man of that size, compared to a 50 pound midget??

Vic Canon - I'm going to have to take The Informer's side this time.... That doesn't require much skill!

Eddie Sensation - OH!! INTO A PILEDRIVER!!! SUPLEX INTO A PILEDRIVER!!!

The Informer - Big deal...

Vic Canon - Now THAT was impressive!

Eddie Sensation - Damn right it was! He's got Pink Midget...... BOOM! AGAIN! SUPLEX INTO A PILEDRIVER!!!!

The Informer - These midgets are twitching folks....

Vic Canon - Here comes Jericho! He's in the ring... What's he going to do next??

Eddie Sensation - OH MY!!! JERICHO HAS BOTH MIDGETS IN THE WALLS OF JERICHO AT THE SAME TIME!! THEIR LEGS ARE SO SMALL HE CAN GRAB TWO AT ONCE!! HAHAHHA!!!!

The Informer - THE MIDGET'S ARE TAPPING!! THE REF CAN'T SEE IT THOUGH!!!!

Vic Canon - BIG PAPPY IS ON THE TOP ROPE..... OH MY GOD!!!

Eddie Sensation - FROG SPLASH OFF THE TOP ONTO BOTH MIDGETS!!!! THEY'RE DEAD!! THAT'S IT!! THEY'RE FINISHED!!!!

The Informer - But Jericho and Big Pappy aren't! Jericho rolls both midgets over onto their backs....

Vic Canon - He's got one foot across both their chest's!!! He flexes over their lifeless bodies... The ref counts... 1..... 2..... 3!!!!

Eddie Sensation - JERICHO WINS!! JERICHO WINS!!! TOM STONE STACKED THE ODDS AGAINST HIM!! BUT HE CAME OUT ON TOP!!! WHAT A CLASSIC, TECHNICAL MATCH!!!

The Informer - .....Ummm.... Someone slap him before I do...

Chris Myers - And the winners of this match... "The Franchise" Chris Jericho and Big Pappy!!!

Vic Canon - What a match indeed!!

Eddie Sensation - That should have been our main event match!! What amazing competition!!

The Informer - Oh please... We'll be right back folks...

"FreakShow" Nuno Nitrowalawitz - Woah.... [Laughing]..... I knew that was going to happen! I had it all planned! I swear!

[The fans begin to laugh at him....]

"FreakShow" Nuno Nitrowalawitz - Ya know what?? I think it's about time that I had my first EWA match... And I say we have it right now!

[The crowd goes crazy!]

"FreakShow" Nuno Nitrowalawitz - Any takers?? I'll take ANYONE on!! I'll kill 'em all!!

[Suddenly, Steve Blackman runs out. He slides into the ring. Nuno swings at him with his camera, and nails him right in the middle of the head! He runs over to the corner, and strokes his camera to make it better.... He runs out of the ring, and grabs a chair. He enters the ring, and hits the now standing Steve Blackman with the chair. He goes for the pin, and counts it himself... 1 2 3... A fast count...]

"FreakShow" Nuno Nitrowalawitz - HA HA!! NUNO 1, EWA ZERO!!!

[Jerry Lynn runs down the ramp. Nuno throws the chair at him from inside the ring, and it nails Lynn right in the head. Lynn collapses.]

"FreakShow" Nuno Nitrowalawitz - HA! What FUCKING accuracy! Nuno 2! EWA ZERO!!

[The Headhunters then come down the ramp. Nuno runs out of the ring, and grabs a baseball bat. He gets back into the ring, but the Headhunters are still not even halfway down the ramp.]

"FreakShow" Nuno Nitrowalawitz - Is it just me, or did you fat sons-of-bitches gain another 200 pounds?! Fat losers.....

[They get into the ring. Nuno swings at Headhunter 1. The baseball bat is literally swallowed by his stomach. The words "Oh shit" can be read off Nuno's lips. He slides out of the ring. The Headhunters follow him. After the 20 second wait for them to get out of the ring, Nuno gets back in the ring. Beads of sweat are seen on the Headhunter's bodies. Nuno grabs the mic...]

"FreakShow" Nuno Nitrowalawitz - ONE.... TWO...... THREE....... FOUR......

[A look of confusion is on the faces of the Headhunters...]

"FreakShow" Nuno Nitrowalawitz - I'm counting you out, you idiots!!! FIVE..... SIX......

[They attempt to rush to get into the ring....]

"FreakShow" Nuno Nitrowalawitz - SEVEN.... EIGHT...... NINE.... TEN..... ELEVEN.... I'm giving you 15 seconds!!! TWELVE..... THIRTEEN..... FOURTEEN..... FIFTEEN!!! HA!!! NUNO WINS AGAIN!! NUNO 3! EWA ZERO!!!

[The Headhunters have a sad look on their faces. They begin to walk backstage....]

"FreakShow" Nuno Nitrowalawitz - Anyone el--- Aww fuck it! I'm tired! See you all next week! This is your UNDEFEATED, and SOON TO BE EXTREME CHAMPION!!! I AM THE KING OF EXTREME! NOBODY CAN BEAT ME!!!! MUHUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[Nuno drops the mic, grabs his camera, and heads backstage....]

The Informer - Was that weird or what?!

Vic Canon - Now lets send it backstage!

The Hustler - Rob, that's exactly what I'm thinking. But, can you blame him? Can you blame Elypsium for not wanting to step in the ring with a crazy, sadistic muthaf*cker, such as myself? The man is running scared, only able to attack from behind, cause every time I have faced him man-to-man, I have destroyed him in the ring. This man is not hardcore, a pathetic wrestler, and I don't even think he belongs in such a fed as the EWA. He picked a fight with me, and now he runs away. Elypsium's got nothuing between his ears, and nothing between his legs. Every week, he proves how much of a coward he really is. I just hope one day, I have the extreme pleasure of ending this pathetic excuse for a wrestler's tenure here in the EWA, cause I'm sick and tired of his antics, and I'm getting really pissed off with the hardcore-wannabes that have been getting in my face recently.

Rob DiMarco - Earlier tonight we saw you chase him with a car... Has he frustrated you??

The Hustler - Like I just said, you moron, I'm sick and tired of his ugly face in mine every goddam week. Elypsium possesses no talent whatsoever, I beat his ass every week, except for last week of course, and YET, he keeps coming back for more punishment. Elypsium, can you not see the pattern, jackass? I'm going to continue to beat you every week, every card, every arena, in every parking lot, cause plain and simple, I AM BETTER THAN YOU!!! You cannot beat me, no matter what you do!!! Obviously, you can't see that.....so, I'm going to keep the beating coming, and keep making them worse, until I beat into that fuckin thick skull of yours, that you have no chance, and to stop trying. I'm tired of his bullshit, I am fed up, and its going to stop, REAL SOON.

Rob DiMarco - Tonight you take on Mike Anderson... Will this be the match that gets you back on your feet??

The Hustler - Your damn right it will be! With my last interview, it was obvious that I got inside Mike's head, with his reply to it. The man know I'm going to beat him, and beat him, and there ain't nothing he can do about it. Sure, he can piss and moan like some egotistical baby, but it ain't going to change the reality of the situation, which is, his ass is going to get beat bad. This victory which I will achieve tonight, will set me right back on the path again, to becoming the dominant force here in the EWA. Mike Anderson is just a speedbump, which I will pass over with ease, on towards ultimate glory here in the EWA, something little ole Mike will NEVER, ever have a chance at. Mike Anderson, you will realize tonight, though you may not like it, what so many others have, and WILL experience, that......... YOUR PAIN IS MY GAIN!!!

["Born To Die" by Sevendust blasts through the speakers, as Mike Anderson steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

Chris Myers - And his opponent... standing 6'4" and weighing in at 242 pounds, from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, the EWA Extreme Champion and one half of Menace 2 Society, The Hustler!

["Walk" by Pantera blasts through the speakers, as the EWA Extreme Champion, The Hustler steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

The Informer - Here comes The Hustler! He looks pissed!!

Vic Canon - I guys Elypsium got the best of him, mentally!

Eddie Sensation - OH!!!

The Informer - BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX! WHAT IMPACT!

Vic Canon - Hustler throws him to the ropes.... Flying Head Scissors!

Eddie Sensation - Hustler is going to kill him! Anderson better get out of there!

The Informer - Mike Anderson rolls under the bottom rope!

Vic Canon - He knows that the Hustler means buisness!

Eddie Sensation - I don't know what's wrong with this guy! He's a psycho!

The Informer - LOOK OUT!!!

Vic Canon - CORKSCREW MOONSAULT OVER THE TOP!!!

Eddie Sensation - HOLY SHIT!

The Informer - I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!

Vic Canon - THE HUSTLER JUST THREW HIMSELF OVER THE TOP ROPE AND NAILED MIKE ANDERSON!!!

Eddie Sensation - But he's up! The Hustler is up! I don't know what drug he's on, but it's working!

The Informer - Mike Anderson rolls into the ring... The Hustler sets him up.... Full Nelson Overhead Suplex!!!!!

Vic Canon - WHAT IMPACT!

Eddie Sensation - He's going to kill him! No joke! Get some help! This is scary!

The Informer - The Hustler throws him to the ropes..... FLYING FOREARM!! Mike Anderson is down!!

Vic Canon - Here it comes!!

Eddie Sensation - Here comes what?!

The Informer - OOOOH!! THE LUMBERJACK!!!

Vic Canon - 1... 2..... THREE!!!!

Chris Myers - Here is your winner, the EWA Extreme Champion, The Hustler!

Eddie Sensation - WHAT A CRAZY FUCK!!!

The Informer - LOOK OUT!! HERE COMES ELYPSIUM!! HE'S RUNNING DOWN THE RAMP!!

Vic Canon - THE HUSTLER SEE'S HIM!!! THE HUSTLER IS CHASING ELYPSIUM BACKSTAGE!!!! ELYPSIUM IS RUNNING FOR HIS LIFE!!!

Eddie Sensation - AHHHHH!!!

Tryout #2 - STONE, NICK PROMISED ME A TITLE MATCH! I WANT IT NOW!

Tom Stone - Listen, MMG..... Nick is no longer with the company....

Tryout #2 - I WANT MY TITLE SHOT!! NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW!!!

Tom Stone - Here's the deal....

Tryout #2 - NO! I'M NOT GOING TO ANOTHER COUNTRY AGAIN!! LAST TIME YOU SCREWED ME! I WAS TOLD YOU WERE GIVING ME A SHOT! YOU LIED!

Tom Stone - If you can get Nick Diamante into the EWA again, you get your shot!

Tryout #2 - WHAT?! OK! OK! I'LL DO IT!!! NICK WILL BE YOURS!! YOU SCREW ME ONE MORE TIME, STONE, AND I'LL KILL YOUR FAMILY!

Tom Stone - Ok..... Fine. Here's some handcuffs... Some rope.... and two free tickets to Toronto. When you get Nick, bring him to my house!

Tryout #2 - OK! SEE YOU SOON!

Tom Stone - Ok, bye! Happy Hunting!

[As MMG leaves the office, Stone spits on his application, which is writen in all capital letters. He throws it out the window...]

Tom Stone - Come on MMG... You gotta pull through this time! I need Nick!

"Crystal Clear" Cody Covington - Heh, your telling me! I don't know the reason why you would be annoyed but when it comes to me... this guy just can't get things straight in that shaken up head of his... all those times I dropped him on his head musta done something to the poor guy. I think this is getting repetitive and ain't even fun watching anymore, but tonight there is a special stip. added on there so I'm all for it! Pins Fall anywhere sounds good to me! Tonight I will show you all an example of what's to come at the PPV, when I yet again take on Antrim defending my title as usual....

Rob DiMarco - This Sunday, Antrim gets his rematch for the International Title gold... If he does lose this match, he starts back down at the bottom, and has to climb up the ladder to get another shot!! Are you expecting to add a win to your record this Sunday??

"Crystal Clear" Cody Covington - Of course my friend! The thing is.... I forgot all about the PPV! That's the "Top Prospect" for ya! Anyway, who wouldn't think that they were gonna win? I don't think I'm going to defeat Antrim this time.... I KNOW I WILL BEAT HIM. I know his wrestling style by now, I'm gonna make that match at the PPV a living hell but tonight will come close to it, but would I have a title defense if I had no one to go up against this Sunday?? My thoughts exactly......

Rob DiMarco - Now lets send it to the ring!

["Hard Knock Life" by Jay-Z blasts through the speakers, as Antrim steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

Chris Myers - And his opponent... standing 6'7" and weighing in at 236 pounds, from Miami, Florida, the EWA International Champion, "Crystal Clear" Cody Covington!

["Lithium" by Nirvana blasts through the speakers, as the EWA International Champion, "Crystal Clear" Cody Covington steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

The Informer - Covington is coming to the ring with a 2x4, and Antrim is just waiting for him in the ring!

Vic Canon - Covington slides in.... WHAM! 2x4 to the head of Antrim!

Eddie Sensation - Haha!

The Informer - Covington throws him to the ropes....

Vic Canon - OH! Gorilla Press Slam! Antrim landed hard on his chest!

Eddie Sensation - Antrim is getting rocked!

The Informer - Covington bounces off the ropes.... Spinning Heel Kick to the jaw!!

Vic Canon - Antrim goes down again!

Eddie Sensation - Uh oh! Covington is going to the outside! He's pulling a table out from under the ring!

The Informer - Covington slides the table into the ring... Antrim is up! Oh! Chair to the back of Cody Covington!

Vic Canon - Antrim picks up the table... He pulls out the legs, and stands up the table in the corner!

Eddie Sensation - OH!!! Covington just sprayed that fire extinguisher stuff in Antrim's eyes!

The Informer - He lifts Antrim..... OH!!! POWERBOMB THROUGH THE TABLE!!!

Vic Canon - AND IT'S LEGAL!!!

Eddie Sensation - SWEET! I like these kinds of matches!

The Informer - Covington is out!

Vic Canon - So is Antrim!

Eddie Sensation - After that kind of a move, what do you expect?!

The Informer - Covington is getting up! He's rolling to the outside again!

Vic Canon - Now what's he got?!

Eddie Sensation - YES! ANOTHER TABLE!

The Informer - Oh god... I don't want to see this...

Vic Canon - Covington slides into the ring...

Eddie Sensation - He's opening up the table!

The Informer - No he's not! He's standing it up in the corner!

Vic Canon - I don't like the smell of this....

Eddie Sensation - You heard it Informer, you smell! Take a shower!

The Informer - Covington has Antrim up to his feet... Covington kicks the steel chair that's on the mat into the center of the ring... He whips Antrim to the corner... No! Antrim reverses! Covington reverses!

Vic Canon - Antrim goes flying into the same tournbuckle he started at! Covington grabs him..... OH!!! IRISH WHIP INTO THE TABLE!!!

Eddie Sensation - Antrim comes stumbling out....

The Informer - .................OH!!! CLEARLY CRIPPLING ONTO THE STEEL CHAIR!!!

Vic Canon - LEE FLEMING GOES FOR THE COUNT... 1..... 2..... 3!!!!

Chris Myers - And the winner of this match, the EWA International Champion, "Crystal Clear" Cody Covingont!

Eddie Sensation - What a victory! Antrim got his ass kicked!

The Informer - Sure did!

Vic Canon - What's next up on the card?

Eddie Sensation - It says we gotta take a break... Awww man! Don't touch that remote!

Mysterious Female - Well I'm back again! And I'm ready for some more volunteers!! So, whoever wants a try, come on out here!

[Mr. Johnson walks out....]

Mr. Johnson - Ey hunney! Wanna ride da big Mr. Johnson?!

Mysterious Female - Uhhmmm... Sorry hun, but you're just not right for me!

Mr. Johnson - I undastand! You just afraid of big black things!!

[Mr. Johnson leaves to a round of laughs. Out comes Ian Casten...]

Ian Casten - Hey baby! Want a man's man?

Mysterious Female - Well, sure I do! But the last person I'd go to is you!

Ian Casten - You wanna die, bitch?

[Security comes out and removes Ian Casten. Next comes Nuno Nitrowalawitz!]

Mysterious Female - Oh... Hey there...

"FreakShow" Nuno Nitrowalawitz - Hey.... I challenge you to a Hardcore Match!

Mysterious Female - Well, you're looking for the wrong person! I can't wrestle!

"FreakShow" Nuno Nitrowalawitz - AWWW FUCK! I need another opponent... hmmm.....

[As Nuno is thinking, Security takes him out....]

Mysterious Female - Well, better luck next week! See you all at the PPV!

The Informer - Wow... doesn't she look good!

Vic Canon - Certainly does....

Eddie Sensation - Enough with this shit! Let's get on with the card!

Rob DiMarco - WHAT'S GOING ON!! Hey... what's this??

[Rob DiMarco picks up a black T-Shirt that reads "Marvel Comics Daredevil". On the back, "DD".]

Rob DiMarco - What the hell is this??

Tom Stone - So, what can you do for the EWA?

Tryout #3 - Well, I can wrestle weekly, and cut 3 to 4 promo's a week....

Tom Stone - Yeah? Ok.... What else??

Tryout #3 - I can beat ANYONE on the roster today...

Tom Stone - Oh really?? Well you can start tonight! Against Fallen Angel!

Tryout #3 - I would, but I can't... I have no wrestling attire, and I'm not prepared!

Tom Stone - Ok... Fine. You're in, and you've got a match with him on January 25th! See you then!

Tryout #3 - Ok boss! See you then!

[As he walks out, Tom has a concerned look on his face...]

Tom Stone - I hope this guy can fill Nick or Thorn's shoes.....

Rachel Stevens - Deuce, the question is....

Deuce - No the question is... CAN I GET SOME!!??

Rachel Stevens - Huh?

Deuce - You know Rachel, I think that I speak for the entire viewing audience when I say.. You are scaring us. Lets try something.

[Deuce Reaches behind his back and pulls a brown paper bag out of his back pocket. He opens it up to show that there is a smiley face drawn on the front of the bag. He puts the bag over Rachels head.]

Deuce - You know, thats a helluva lot better. But I dunno. It just isn�t right, turn around.

[Rachel turns around and taped to the bag is a picture of Brittney Spears.]

Deuce - Much better... you can finish your interview from there. Wait on second thought, bend over. Bend over and touch your toes.

[Rachel bends over and touches her toes.]

Deuce - PERFECT!! THATS IT!! Don�t move.

[Deuce sets his water bottle on Rachels ass.]

Deuce - I knew you were good for something, LJ!!

Mr. Johnson - Yeah Boz?

Deuce - LJ, finish Ms. Stevens interview. Shes �occupied.�

[Mr. Johnson picks up Rachels notecards off the floor.]

Mr. Johnson - Aight, Dooze las week you weeked havoc in da Main Even� Match. Now, tonigh you gets yo� shot at Zed, an da guess weffewee will be non odda din Dino Delsante. Wha� are yo thoughs?

Deuce - What are my thoughts? What kind of question is that. Here you build me up with all this jibberish and the question is What are your thoughts?

Mr. Johnson - Dats wuh it says!

Deuce - Okay then, my thoughts. My thoughts in this match are simple. There isn�t gonna be any tyoe of match. There is gonna be three hits.... Me hitting Zed, Me hitting Dino, and the two of the hitting the floor.

Mr. Johnson - Otay din, dis Sunday is da Trippo Threat Match. Are you weady?

Deuce - Am I ready? I haven�t been more ready. Its time for the �Sexiest Chest in Wrestling� to rise to the occasion and rule the EWA Wrestling World.

Mr. Johnson - Wha abou� Dino?

Deuce - Dino? Dino can�t see me. The whole wrestling world can�t see me. Here put these on.

[Deuce gives Mr. Johnson a pair of 3D glasses.]

Deuce - Now can you see me?

Mr. Johnson - Uhh... I could see ya befo�. Wha does dis gots to do wit anyting?

Deuce - The whole wrestling world will need to wear these glasses, cause I will be in 3D!!!

Mr. Johnson - Otay, ova to you Rob....

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - Revenge? That's petty. More importantly, look at how sexy I look in this referee's shirt! I'm not only "The Cornerstone." I'm not only the TV Champion. I'm not only the greatest announcer the EWA ever had...I'm the sexiest referee ever!

Rob DiMarco - Zed / Deuce / Dino.... THIS SUNDAY!! Is "The Cornerstone" prepared?

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - Prepared is too light a word, Rob. I've been ready for this matchmy entire life. And just like every other big match in my life, I've not only stepped up to the plate and delivered a home run, I've also stepped up my game. You'll be seeing some new offense by "The Cornerstone" as well.

Rob DiMarco - Now lets send it to the ring!!!

["Down" by Stone Temple Pilots blasts through the speakers, as "The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards ringside.]

Chris Myers - Next, standing 6'6" and weighing in at 290 pounds, from New Orleans, one half of Menace 2 Society, Deuce!

["I, Zombie" by White Zombie blasts through the speackers as Mr. Johnson, followed by Deuce, step out through the curtain and make their way to the ring. Mr. Johnson is carrying a black bag, which seems to be half full. Suddenly, they turn, and start throwing the contents of the bag into the crowd. They turn out to be 3D glasses! They walk around the ring and hand them out to the front couple rows, and also to the ring announcer and commentators. Deuce gets in the ring and asks for a mic.]

Deuce - Cut my music.... Okay, for all of you that were fortunate enough to get the glasses, put them on! The rest of you sit down and shut your blow holes, so that the lucky few can view the Bigg Daddy in his natural state.... 3D!!

Chris Myers - And his opponent... standing 6'5" and weighing in at 270 pounds, from Chicago, Illinois, the EWA Heavyweight Champion, Zed!

["The Unforgiven" by Metallica blasts through the speakers, as the EWA Heavyweight Champion, Zed steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

The Informer - Wait a minute... Dino Delsante is walking around the ring, towards us!

Vic Canon - He just told the time keeper to start the match!...

Eddie Sensation - HE'S THROWING CHAIRS INTO THE RING!! HE'S GONNA SHOW ZED AND DEUCE WHO THEIR DADDY IS!!! HAHAHAHA!!!

The Informer - Actually, he's walking over to us after throwing two chairs into the ring!!

Vic Canon - What the heck is he doing?!

Eddie Sensation - Why don't you ask him?!

The Informer - Hey Dino... what the hell is going on here??

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - This match has now become a No Disqualification Anything Goes Match!

Vic Canon - That's insane! Do they know that? Does the booking committee know that? (to Informer) Can he just do that?

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - Canon, just do your job and call the match.

Eddie Sensation - Yeah, Vic! Just go with the flow.

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - Eddie, make yourself useful and move down a bit. I AM the best announcer in the EWA as well as the EWA TV Champion.

The Informer - Deuce has a chair in hand.... He swings at Zed... Zed ducks! Knee to the stomach by Zed!! He bounces off the ropes... Knee to the face of Deuce!

Vic Canon - Dino, you're just going to let this go?!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - Look, quit busting my balls and just go with the flow. This is the kind of match these two should have. This is a match that the fans deserve!

Eddie Sensation - HAHAHA! I LOVE IT!!

The Informer - Zed is on the top rope! He's put a chair over Deuce's face, but Deuce is up, and he's got the chair in hand! Zed jumps! Deuce side steps him!

Vic Canon - Zed goes crashing into the ground!

Eddie Sensation - Deuce still has the chair! OH!! CHAIR TO THE BACK!!

The Informer - AND ANOTHER!! DAMMIT DINO! GO DO YOUR JOB!!!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - One, two, three, happy? The match continues and it looks like Deuce is in control.

Vic Canon - Deuce picks up Zed... German Suplex!

Eddie Sensation - Did you see his head bounce?! Hahaha! That was great!

The Informer - Deuce picks up Zed... And throws him over the top!! Zed is laying on the floor here in front of us!!!

Vic Canon - Here comes Deuce from the other side! He's looking under the ring!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - One...two...three...four...

Eddie Sensation - UH OH!!!

The Informer - What's he got??

Vic Canon - It's a table! Deuce has a table!! He's dragging it over here in front of us! Zed is still down!!

Eddie Sensation - Zed's getting up! Deuce doesn't see him coming!

The Informer - OH!! ZED WITH A CHAIR SHOT TO THE BACK!! THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ANOTHER DQ!!!!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - eight...nine...ten...SEE, I'M DOING MY JOB!

Vic Canon - Zed picks up Deuce... He whips him into the ring post! No! Deuce reverses!

Eddie Sensation - DING! HAHAHA!!!

The Informer - Zed is out on the floor again!!! Deuce is back over here to work on the table!

Vic Canon - Deuce has the legs out! He's standing it up right in front of us!!

Eddie Sensation - Zed is up again! Deuce grabs him by the hair, and throws him into the ring!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - Would have had a double count-out there.

The Informer - Zed is up in the ring... Deuce slides in... Zed kicks Deuce in the gut, and throws him to the ropes! Deuce bounces off the ropes, and ducks a clothesline!

Vic Canon - Deuce puts on the brakes, and turns around! Zed turns around... Deuce with a kick to the gut! Deuce is setting him up for a powerbomb!! He lifts him... No! Zed with a back body drop over the ropes, and onto the concrete floor!!!

Eddie Sensation - No! Deuce is on the apron! He didn't fall all the way down!

The Informer - Zed charges with a clothesline.... Deuce ducks, and nails Zed with a shoulder to the stomach!

Vic Canon - He hooks Zed.... Verticle Suplex! Deuce has him in a Verticle Suplex on the apron!!!

Eddie Sensation - Aaaaand.......... OH!!!!!!!

The Informer - DEUCE DROPPED HIM RIGHT THROUGH THE TABLE!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!! ZED HIT THE FLOOR WITH IMPACT!!!! THAT'S A THIRD DQ!!!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - Informer, what match are you watching? I told you it was a No Disqualification Anything Goes Match! Pay attention when the TV Champion talks.

The Informer - You are as qualified to be a TV Champion as you are to call this match! This is an outrage!

Vic Canon - Deuce is in the ring with his hands in the air! He's laughing at Zed!!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - Hold on guys... I'll be just a second!

Eddie Sensation - WHAT?!

The Informer - Dino Delsante is finally going to go do his job!! It's about time!!

Vic Canon - Dino's got Zed by the hair on the outisde! He lifts him up, and rolls him into the ring!!

Eddie Sensation - Now what's he doing?!

The Informer - Dino Delsante is grabbing a steel chair! He's got a chair! And he's getting into the ring with it!!!

Vic Canon - What the hell?! Is Dino going to hit Deuce, or Zed?!

Eddie Sensation - How 'bout NONE OF THEM!! Dino is setting up the chair for Deuce!!!

The Informer - What?! Is there some sort of alliance here?!

Vic Canon - Dino is telling Deuce to hit Zed with the RiddleBox onto the steel chair!!

Eddie Sensation - YES!!! THIS IS GREAT!!

The Informer - Deuce lifts Zed to his feet...... He sets him up....

Vic Canon - Deuce lifts him!!!

Eddie Sensation - OH!!!!!!

The Informer - DINO DELSANTE JUST NAILED DEUCE WITH A LOW BLOW! ZED JUST FELL OUT OF DEUCE'S ARMS!!!

Vic Canon - DINO HAS DEUCE...IRON CITY DROP ONTO THE STEEL CHAIR!!!!

Eddie Sensation - AHAHAHAHA!!! WHAT A GENIUS!!!

The Informer - DINO ISN'T DONE!! HE'S GOT ZED!!!!

Vic Canon - HE LIFTS ZED........... OH!!!!! IRON CITY DROP ONTO THE STEEL CHAIR!!!!!

Eddie Sensation - DINO DELSANTE IS COMING BACK TO THE OUTSIDE. BOTH ZED AND DEUCE ARE OUT COLD. DELSANTE HAS GRABBED THE WORLD TITLE AND IS BACK IN THE RING! LOOK AT THE AUDACITY! DINO DELSANTE IS HOLDING THE EWA HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE, AND STANDING OVER BOTH MEN!!!!!!

The Informer - I CAN'T BELEIVE IT!! THIS IS PURE CARNAGE!!! IS THIS WHAT WE HAVE TO LOOK FORWARD TO? IS THIS OUR NEXT WORLD CHAMPION?

Vic Canon - WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN THIS SUNDAY?!

Eddie Sensation - HAHAHA!! I CAN'T WAIT!!!

The Informer - WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME!!! THANKS FOR JOINING US.....

Vic Canon - AND SEE YOU THIS SUNDAY AT 3D WARFARE!!!!