EWA Friday Fever Results For August 6th, 1999, Hosted By Tom Stone, The EWA Informer & Serial Thrylla.
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Match #1: X-Treme Match
K-Dogg vs. Evan Legal.
12:55 Into The Match...
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12:55 Into The Match...
Tom Stone - Hahhaha, cool!
The Informer - Why you in such a good mood?!?
Serial Thrylla - Damn man, leave the guy alone! For once he's in a good mood, maybe you'll get a raise...
Tom Stone - Ummm, No.... Anyone but him.
The Informer - Yep, I knew it!! K-Dogg throws Evan into the ring... He rolls in the ring, and applies a headlock!! Evan Legal quickly throws him to the ropes, Drop Toe Hold by Legal!! He quickly moves to the right arm of K-Dogg.....
Serial Thrylla - He locks on a arm submission, but K-Dogg isn't gonna give up to that!! Legal goes to the outside... Now we're talkin!! He brings a chair into the ring... Wham! Right over the head of K-Dogg!!
The Informer - Did you see his head twist?!
Tom Stone - GOOD!!
Serial Thrylla - Does he say this shit when I'm in the ring??
The Informer - Yup! Evan Legal sets up again, He swings.... No!! K-Dogg crawls between his legs! K-Dogg sets up, Evan Legal drops the chair.... WHAM!!! K-BOMB ON THE CHAIR!!! Mike Hunter counts, 1.... 2...... 3!!!!!
[K-Dogg won the match in 17 minutes and 4 seconds.]
Johnny Bones - Here is your winner, K-Dogg!!
14:51 Into The Match...
Tom Stone - YES!!! Go Big Show!!!
Serial Thrylla - Walker grabs the boot of Paul Wight... sorry bud, you're not gonna pull 500 pounds out of a ring!! The Big Show kicks him in the head!!
The Informer - Ouch!!!
Tom Stone - Damn right!!!
Serial Thrylla - The Big Show pulls him in the ring... He signals to the crowd, uh oh... Watch out Walker!!
The Informer - The Big Show lifts him high in the air by his neck, THE SHOWSTOPPA!! NO!!! Walker hung on to the top of the cage!!! The Big Show looks up at Walker....... WHAM!!! THE DROP ZONE!!! Walker goes for the quick pin... 1..... 2...... 3!!!!
["Too Extreme" Shawn Walker won the match in 22 minutes and 48 seconds.]
Johnny Bones - Here is your winner, "Too Extreme" Shawn Walker!!
18:14 Into The Match...
Tom Stone - Hahahhah!! There's no need, Little J can't reach the top of it anyways!!
Serial Thrylla - Good point, Stone.
The Informer - But he can still tip it over.
Tom Stone - SHUT UP!!!
Serial Thrylla - Good point, Stone.
The Informer - Big Kev sets up Justin Credible for a powerbomb.... Taz leaps over the ropes onto Big Kev, and knocks him down!! Justin Credible grabs his legs, and flips over... He's got him pinned!! 1..... 2..... 3!!!!
[Taz & Justin Credible won the match in 26 minutes and 11 seconds.]
Johnny Bones - Here are your winners, Taz & Justin Credible!!
23:59 Into The Match...
Serial Thrylla - Good point, Informer.
Tom Stone - He was, but why keep a good wrestler out??
Serial Thrylla - Good point, Stone.
The Informer - Why you so nice today?? What's going on??
Tom Stone - SHUT UP!!!
Serial Thrylla - Good point, Stone.
The Informer - Geeze!! Shut up Thrylla!!!
[Serial Thrylla looks at The Informer, picks him up onto a chair, and nails him with a DFA threw the spanish announce table!]
Tom Stone - HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!
Serial Thrylla - Now, onto the match... Mr. Extreme has it almost won, he's setting up for The Mean Extreme... No, Divine with a low blow!! But did he do it to get the upper hand, or because he likes it?? There's the answer... Divine still has a hold of Mr. Extreme's nuts!! He leans Mr. Extreme back, Divine Intervention!!! He nailed it!!! Mike Hunter counts, 1..... 2.... 3! Stone, your worst nightmare just happened again!!
[Divine won the match in 34 minutes and 9 seconds.]
Johnny Bones - Here is your winner, and NEW EWA North American Champion, Divine!!
36:04 Into The Match...
Serial Thrylla - Adam rolls up Sandman, 1..... 2..... 3!!!!
[Da B.J. Boyz won the match in 37 minutes and 41 seconds.]
Johnny Bones - Here are your winners, and STILL EWA Tag Team Champions, Da B.J. Boyz!!
The Informer - Curv just cost himself the Tag Team Titles!!
Tom Stone - Wait, look!!!
Serial Thrylla - Curv and Sandman are exchanging words on the outside... Sandman looks like he's pissed, he's leaving!! No, Curv grabs him.... NO REMORSE!!!! Look out!! From behind Da B.J. Boyz attack Curv!!!
The Informer - What the hell is that?! 2 zip cords are lowering from the ceiling!! They fall in the center of the ring.... LOOK!!! ITS DEUCE AND BLITZKREIG!!! THEY'RE BACK!!! Deuce grabs Brian Kress, THE OUTLANDER!!! Blitzkreig grabs Adam Kress, BLITZ-PLEX!!! IMMINENT DANGER IS BACK!!!! LOOK OUT BJ BOYZ!!!!
33:12 Into The Match...
Tom Stone - That's what he gets for fighting 2 matches in one night!!!
Serial Thrylla - Damn straight.
The Informer - Thorn lifts Mr. Extreme high in the air, OH!! Low Blow!! Mr. Extreme is hung on the ropes with one leg on each side!! Thorn climbs to the top...... CROWN OF THORNS!!! ITS OVER!!!!
Tom Stone - Count, Hunter!! You slow bastard!
Serial Thrylla - 1...... 2.......
The Informer - The Wildman broke the count!! What the hell is he doing?!
[Thorn won the match in 39 minutes and 3 seconds.]
Johnny Bones - Here is your winner by Disqualification, Thorn!!
The Informer - He throws Thorn onto the outside cement floor, and NAILS him with The Atomic Death Drop!!! Thorn had that match won, hands down!! What a piece of shit!!! Wait a minute, who's that?! Some fan just came into the ring and took out Mr. Extreme!! He pulled off some move!! Mr. Extreme is unconcious!!!
0:00 Into The Match...
The Informer - I don't think that's gonna happen.
[Before DMX could respond, that same "fan" from the previous match gets in the ring and NAILS DMX with the same move. He quickly leaves the ring, faster then he came.]
Tom Stone - THAT WAS GREAT!!!!
Zed - Woah, I didn't say on all fours!!! Here, keep it, only you'd wrestle for a piece of shit like this. And Stone, if I'm not allowed to give a belt away like that, then I don't give a fuck.
Tom Stone - No No, Don't worry!! It's official!!
The Informer - Zed is laying the Extreme Title over DMX's head!! This is discausting!! Stone, you should have that fan arrested!!!
[DMX won the match in 0 minutes and 0 seconds.]
Johnny Bones - Here is your winner, and NEW EWA Extreme Champion, DMX!!
42:17 Into The Match...
Tom Stone - Hell yeah!! With THE BRINK!!!
Serial Thrylla - Well Stone, Brink doesn't look to great right now!!
The Informer - Thats right!! Brink is lifted high into the air.... CHOKE SLAM!!! BIG DADDY HACK HAS IT WON!!! Wait a minute, THE REF IS OUT!!
Tom Stone - DUH!!! BRINK TOOK HIM DOWN WITH HIM!!!
Serial Thrylla - Hahahaha, Smart guy!!! Hey look, It's Zed....
The Informer - with a chair!!! Zed drops the chair, he lifts Big Daddy Hack in the air..... UNFORGIVEN ONTO THE CHAIR!!!! Zed pulls Brink ontop of Big Daddy Hack.... WHY ZED WHY?!?!?!?
Serial Thrylla - Zed pulls Hunter over to the pin, he counts VERY SLOWLY...... 1.......... 2............. 3!!!!
[The Brink won the match in 47 minutes and 0 seconds.]
Johnny Bones - Here is your winner, and STILL EWA Heavyweight Champion, The Brink!!
