Tom Stone - Hahhahah!!! Check this out!!

The Informer - WHAM!!!! THAT HOMELESS LOSER JUST RAN OVER CRAZY WILD MAN!!! HE GOT SNAPPED IN HALF!!!

Tom Stone - YES!!!!!!!

The Informer - K-Dogg picks up Crazy Wild Man... He lifts him, POWERBO-- NO!! That homeless guy just hit K-Dogg in the back of the head with a stop sign!! Both men fall, K-Dogg lands on top of Crazy Wild Man... Mike Hunter counts, 1..... 2..... 3!!!

[K-Dogg won the match in 5 minutes and 49 seconds.]

Johnny Bones - Here is your winner, K-Dogg!!

Tom Stone - Moron. There's no way out of the ring!!

The Informer - That's not what he's trying to do, MORON. Mr. Extreme is hanging from the top... Wait a minute.... The cage is raising!!! Mr. Extreme is now a good 15 feet above the ring!! He lets go of the cage....... LEG DROP!!! OH MY!!! SCOTT ROCKWELL IS MISSING A THROAT!!! BUT WHO ROSE THE CAGE?!

Tom Stone - Who's that up there??

The Informer - ITS BLACKOUT!!!

Tom Stone - You say that as if he's somebody big....

The Informer - How often do you see BlackOut being lowered into the ring from a zip cord?? NEVER. BlackOut is in the ring... The door on the bottom of the ring is open!! Mr. Extreme is pushing Scott Rockwell down!! BlackOut is in the ring... OH NO!!! BlackOut just pushed both men down the hole!! This match at the Pay Per View is shaping up to be a great one!! LOOK OUT!! SCOTT ROCKWELL JUST PULLED BLACKOUT INTO THE HOLE!! HE MUST HAVE BEEN HANGING ON SOME HOW!! ALL 3 MEN ARE DOWN THERE IN A PIT OF GLASS AND BARBED WIRE!!!!

[No Contest in 20 minutes and 4 seconds.]

Johnny Bones - Ladies and Gentlemen, both men fell into the pit at the same time. Therfore, this match has been ruled a No Contest!!

Tom Stone - You've gotta love my coaching!!

The Informer - Oh yeah, right. Wait a minute... A black 1965 Ford Mustang just pulled into the street. The windows are tinted as black as night, so I can't really tell who's in the car...

[As the car sits at the end of the street the driver starts to rev the engines and squeels the tires heading straight for Zed and Crazy Wild Man. He flies up on the duo with an immense amount of speed. He's about 10 feet away from the 2. The driver kicks it sideways and comes to a screeching hault. The door flings open knocking Crazy Wild Man out. Out steps the driver....]

The Informer - ITS CURV!!!!

[He picks Zed up by the hair and starts to trash talk him... "Boo me. Boo me. You son of a.....". Curv then picks Zed up in a gorilla press and throws him around to powerbomb him unto the concrete.]

The Informer - NO REMORSE!!! THAT'S HIS SIGNATURE MOVE!! ZED IS OUT COLD!!!

[As Curv drives away, the camera man gets a shot of the license plate that reads.... NOREMRS]

Tom Stone - What the hell was that??

[Tom Stone runs down the aisle way and heads outside to the scene of the Street Fight.]

The Informer - Crazy Wild Man picks up Zed... EGG PLANT SURPRISE!!! He goes for the pin... 1..... 2..... OH NO!!! TOM STONE JUST TOOK OUT MIKE HUNTER WITH A BAT TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD!! THIS MAN IS INSANE!! HE TOOK OUT HIS OWN REFEREE!!! Tom Stone helps up Zed... Zed shoves Stone away..... YES!! I KNEW Stone was lying!!! Zed picks up Crazy Wild Man... UNFORGIVEN!! Tom Stone counts, 1..... 2...... 3!!!!!!!

[Zed won the match in 25 minutes and 47 seconds.]

Johnny Bones - Here is your winner, the EWA International Champion, Zed!!

The Informer - Stone, what the hell was that??

Tom Stone - Just helping out my bud, Zed!!

The Informer - Seems like you're kissing his ass!!! Why did he shove you then?!?!

Tom Stone - He simply thought I was Mike Hunter!!

The Informer - Oh please.

Tom Stone - What did you smoke tonight?? You're all hyper.....

The Informer - I'm enjoying how the newer talant is holding your shows up.... Wait a minute.....

Tom Stone - Who's that??

The Informer - That's DeRaNged!! I thought he was injured from those burns?? DeRaNgEd steps on the apron.... GOOD LORD!!!!! DeRaNgEd JUST SPIT FIRE, YES FIRE IN THE FACE OF ADAM KRESS!!!! DeRaNgEd is leaving... I think he's done enough damage for one night!!! No... He goes under the ring!! Ohhh Shit... He's got a flaming steel chair... That's not good. WHAM!!! HE NAILS BRAIN KRESS IN THE BACK WITH THE CHAIR!!! Da B.J. Boyz are badly injured!! Team Woof now takes advantage... Big Kev sets Adam up for the Powerbomb, Little J goes to the top... Big Kev lifts him, OH NO!!! CLIMAX JUST NAILED LITTLE J OFF THE TOP ROPE!!! Adam reverses the Powerbomb into a HURRACONRANA!!!!

Tom Stone - Why the hell did Climax just help Da BJ Boyz??

The Informer - Don't look at me, ask "Your boys"!! Brian Kress is up, he grabs Big Kev..... Deep Throat Death Driver!!!!!!! He goes for the cover, Mike Hunter counts.... 1...... 2..... 3!!!!

[Da B.J. Boyz won the match in 16 minutes and 31 seconds.]

Johnny Bones - Here are your winners, Da B.J. Boyz!!

The Informer - BlackOut is giving Stone a piece of his mind... Stone is threatening to Disqualify him!! BlackOut turns back to Big Poppa Pump... WOAH!! Stone just spit on BlackOut!! BlackOut turns around to Stone, Big Poppa Pump rolls him up!! 1 2 No!! You think that was fast enough?! Is Stone favouring Big Poppa Pump??

The Informer - BlackOut gets up, Front Face DDT on Big Poppa Pump!! BlackOut gets up, he goes back to Stone... Both men are arguing over the fast count!! OH NO!! BlackOut shoved Stone!!! Stone shoves BlackOut in return, BlackOut goes into the arms of Big Poppa Pump, DDT!!!!!! Big Poppa Pump gets into position.... STEINER RECLINER!!!! IF BLACKOUT TAPS, HE GIVES UP HIS CAREER!! Wait a minute, Tom Stone just put BlackOut's foot on the bottom rope!! What the hell?!

The Informer - Big Poppa Pump releases the hold... Big Poppa Pump is now arguing with Stone!! BlackOut is up, he kicks Big Poppa Pump in the back...... TOTAL BLACKOUT!!!! THATS THE FIRST TIME BLACKOUT HAS EVER HIT HIS FINISHER!!!! TOM STONE COUNTS, 1..... 2..... 3!!!!!! BLACKOUT WINS!!! BYE BYE BIG POPPA PUMP!!!!!

[BlackOut won the match in 27 minutes and 41 seconds.]

Johnny Bones - Here is your winner, BlackOut!!

OOC - Big Poppa Pump, the fast counts and slow counts by Tom Stone was just part of the gimmick. For once, BlackOut actually out roleplayed you. I just wanted to have fun with this match, and either way you still would have lost. Now, it's time for you to hold your end of the deal. I have your IP writen down, and I'll be watching to see if you harass my boards.

Tom Stone - Is it just me, or do these new schoolers always use the same moves??

[WHAM.]

The Informer - OH MY GOD!! TOM STONE JUST GOT LEVELED WITH A CHAIR, COURTESY OF "TOO EXTREME" SHAWN WALKER!!!!!!

["Too Extreme" Shawn Walker grabs Tom Stone's headset...]

"Too Extreme" Shawn Walker - See I told you Tommy boy, I was gonna make your life a living hell, and it starts right here tonight!!! If I have to take out EVERY ONE of these old schoolers, then so be it, becasue it's new school all the way!!

The Informer - OH MY GOD, GET A PARAMEDIC OUT HERE FOR STONE!! YOU ALRIGHT, STONE??

[Tom Stone gets up on one knee, and eventually stands up. He sits down on his chair, pulls out a pillow from under the announce booth, and goes to sleep.]

The Informer - This guy is so god damned weird. X-Treme lifts Crimson Tide in a suplex, No!! Crimson Tide somehow got up, and NAILED a Reverse DDT on the way down!! He goes for the cover, in comes JTHM... 1.... 2... No!! JTHM breaks the count. In comes Climax, he spears JTHM!! JTHM rolls out of the ring!! Crimson Tide sets up X-Treme, Climax goes to the top rope, Crimson Tide lifts him.... WHAM!!!!! DVDA!!!!! JTHM rolls into the ring, Crimson Tide kicks him back out, 1..... 2..... 3!!!!

[The Dungeon Masters won the match in 18 minutes and 41 seconds.]

Johnny Bones - Here are your winners, The Dungeon Masters!!

The Informer - They'll be headed to the PPV on a winning note... LOOK OUT!! There's Da BJ Boyz!!! It's an all out brawl in the ring!!! All 4 men are all over each other!! Lefts, rights, lefts, rights... These guys hate each other!! I can't wait until Beyond The Line '99!!!

Tom Stone - Wha, Who, When?! Oh, Hi.

The Informer - The Brink is fighting.

Tom Stone - ITS ABOUT FUCKING TIME!!!

The Informer - How's the head??

[Grabs his nuts.]

Tom Stone - YOU FAG!! WERE YOU TOUCHING ME WHILE I SLEPT?!

The Informer - I MEANT YOUR HEAD, THE HOLLOW ONE!!!!!

Tom Stone - Uhhh, there's some big ass bump on it... I don't know where the hell that came from....

The Informer - "Too Extreme" Shawn Walker knocked you out with a chair a while ago!!!

Tom Stone - Oh really?? THAT FUCKING BASTARD WILL PAY!! HE WILL ANSWER TO TOM STONE!!!!

The Informer - I'd like to see that happen... The Brink has BlackOut in a Abdominal Streatch...

Tom Stone - PULL!!! SNAP HIM IN HALF!! That SOB is lucky I let him beat Big Poppa Pump.

The Informer - You sure that win was because of you??

Tom Stone - OF COURSE IT WAS!! BlackOut couldn't beat Big Poppa Pump, or anyone alone!!!

The Informer - The Brink releases the hold... He throws BlackOut to the outside, and follows him out. HEADS UP!! THERE'S BIG DADDY HACK!!!

[He nails The Brink from behind. He stomps him several times and then picks him up and Hacknives him. Hack then yells at him..... "Brink, you are a spineless champion. You are fighting BlackOut who I can beat with one hand behind my back and blindfolded. You think that you need a challenge?? Well come on and fight me, if you don't wanna then you can bite me!!!"]

Tom Stone - Informer, gimme a pen... I gotta write down this guys name on my shit list.

The Informer - Here. BlackOut picks up The Brink, and throws him into the ring... Stone, where you going?? GET BACK HERE!! DON'T YOU DARE INTERFIERE!!!

[Tom Stone nails BlackOut between the legs with a hammer!! BlackOut falls to the ground in pain.]

The Informer - You son of a BITCH!! Did you realize that Brink was going to lose or something??

Tom Stone - BlackOut got help from Big Daddy Hack, so it was my turn!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

The Informer - The Brink gets up, he locks on the Lyin Tamer!!! BlackOut is tapping!! The Brink wins!!!

[The Brink won the match in 11 minutes and 57 seconds.]

Johnny Bones - Here is your winner, The EWA Heavyweight Champion, The Brink!!

Tom Stone - He didn't even need his finisher!! Warrior, WATCH OUT THAT BEYOND THE LINE '99!! YOU'RE NEXT!!!

Tom Stone - Yeah yeah yeah, typical New School match!! Wait..... You said that these are the 4 best wrestlers in the EWA.... Are you saying that Chandler and The Brink suck???

[Informer smiles.]

Tom Stone - OH REALLY INFORMER!! I'll deal with you later!!

The Informer - Zed is working on DMX... He's got him in a figure four!! The ref has his back turned on Thorn... Thorn goes down to the floor, and gives Zed more leverage!! DMX is going nuts!! The ref turns around, but Thorn is already on the apron, and gives an innocent look.

Tom Stone - Damn new school cheaters.

The Informer - They learn from their elders. Thorn goes down again... He gives Zed more leverage again, this time the ref see's it!! Mike Hunter goes to the outside, but Zed isn't letting go of DMX!!! Nomad gets into the ring... He's all over Zed!!! Zed releases the hold, Rights by Nomad!!! Thorn gets into the ring, he jumps on DMX!!! THORN AND NOMAD ARE GIVING IT TO ZED AND DMX!!!!! IT'S CARNAGE IN THE RING!!! THE REF IS CALLING FOR THE BELL!!!! [Double DQ in 42 minutes and 51 seconds.]

Johnny Bones - Ladies and Gentlemen, Both teams have been Disqualified!!

The Informer - NONE OF THE 4 CARE!!! IT'S GOING TO BE SUICIDE IN THE SKY ON SUNDAY!!!!!! WE'RE OUT OF TIME!!! WE'LL SEE YOU AT BEYOND THE LINE '99!!!!!!!!