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The Informer - DEEP THROAT DEATH DRIVER!!! BODACIOUS BACKDROP!!! Both men NAILED their finishers at the same time... Look's like they're setting up for thier normal signature move... Wait a minute... They sort of told each other "Screw It"... They're going for the cover!! Both men go for the cover... Mike Hunter counts, 1.... 1.... 2..... 2...... 3!!!! 3!!!!!
[Da B.J. Boyz won the match in 4 minutes and 57 seconds.]
Johnny Bones - Here are your winners, Da B.J. Boyz!!
The Informer - HOLY SHIT!!! Blade went for a feild goal on that one!! Kick to the face by Blade!!! Faarooq gets up with a bloody nose... He looks pissed! Blade looks at him, smacks him in the head, and NAILS the Sensational Sinister Snapper!!! Mike Hunter counts, 1.... 2..... 3!!!
[Blade won the match in 7 minutes and 14 seconds.]
Johnny Bones - Here is your winner, Blade!!
The Informer - AHAHAHAAH!! GVA sets him up, WHAM!!! XTD!!!! He goes for the cover.... Mike Hunter counts, 1... 2.... 3!!! Headhunter 1 rolls into the ring, XTD!!!! Mike Hunter counts again, 1... 2.... 3!!!!
[GVA won the match in 8 minutes and 33 seconds.]
Johnny Bones - Here is your winner, GVA!!
The Informer - He throws BlackOut to the ropes... BlackOut with a clothesline!! BlackOut lifts Mr. X to his feet... He sets him up..... The Begining Of The End!!!
Tom Stone - Say what?
The Informer - Thats his signature move... "The Begining Of The End"!!! Mike Hunter counts it... 1... 2.... 3!!!
[BlackOut won the match in 13 minutes and 41 seconds.]
Johnny Bones - Here is your winner, BlackOut!!
The Informer - Standing Drop Kick! Draven runs to the ropes, Crazy Wild Man slowly gets to his feet... BULLDOG!! Draven goes for the cover, Mike Hunter counts... 1.... 2.... Kickout!! Draven signals to the crowd, this can't be good for Crazy Wild Man!! He scoops him up, DEATH DROP!!! Mike Hunter counts... 1... 2.... 3!!!
[Draven won the match in 16 minutes and 27 seconds.]
Johnny Bones - Here is your winner, Draven!!
The Informer - Wait a minute, Zed is going to the outside... He's got a chair!!! WHAM!!! WHACK!! ZED IS DESTROYING DIVINE WITH THAT CHAIR!!! It looks like Divine's mind games got to him!!
Tom Stone - I don't think those are mind games... To me it seems like he's really Gay.
[Divine won the match in 24 minutes and 29 seconds.]
Johnny Bones - Here is your winner by Disqualification, Divine!!
The Informer - The Ultimate Warrior kicks him in the stomach, Piledriver!! Wait a minute, here comes Crazy Wild Man!! Warrior is leaning on the ropes, He doesn't see him coming!! Crazy Wild Man shoves a hand full of food in Warrior's mouth! What the hell for?? THe Ultimate Warrior turns around... He jumps out of the ring and starts chasing Crazy Wild Man around!! Crazy Wild Man runs through the ring where Mr. X picks up The Warrior and bodyslams him... NO!! Warrior reverses it, Inside Cradle!!!! MIke Hunter counts... 1.... 2.... 3!!!!
[The Ultimate Warrior won the match in 27 minutes and 10 seconds.]
Johnny Bones - Here is your winner, and STILL EWA North American Champion, The Ultimate Warrior!!
The Informer - Brink is out, Thorn is dazed! He can't believe what he just did! Nomad comes in from behind.... Inverted DDT! He picks him up.... Double Underhook DDT!
Tom Stone - Nomad gets a running start.... Thorn's on the edge.... OH MY GOD!!! Nomad just clotheslined Thorn OVER THE EDGE!!!
The Informer - Thorn lands on a bum, I think he's alive!!! Back on the roof, Nomad is going for Brink....
Tom Stone - Nomad picks up Brink, he gets him in a front facelock.... The Wandering!!! This is the prelude to the Journey's End.... Brink out of nowhere with a dropkick! He picks Nomad up, German Suplex!!! Nomad is hurt, ladies and gentlemen! He's taken quite a beating from the team-up by Brink and Thorn earlier....
The Informer - True, but he's still got some in him! Whoa!!! Rolling DDT out of nowhere!!! He picks up Brink, setting him up for a Pedigree.... NO! Powerbomb onto a 4-foot cooling tower!!! He climbs up with Brink, he's setting him up.... this could be it....!
Tom Stone - THERE IT IS!!! JOURNEY'S END.... THROUGH A SKYLIGHT?!?! Wait!!! Brink fell through to the apartment below, but Nomad's boot is caught on a piece of metal bracing!!! He pulls himself back up.... Nomad wins!!!
[Nomad won the match in 52 minutes and 12 seconds.]
Johnny Bones - Here is your winner, and NEW EWA International Champion, Nomad!!
The Informer - Wait, Nomad jumps through the broken skylight.... the ref hands him the title.... he's helping Brink up!
Nomad - Man, I don't deserve this title.
The Brink - Yeah you do.... you beat me, man.
Nomad - No I didn't. I got lucky when Thorn hit you with the 'Plunge. I don't deserve this damn strap, but neither do you.
The Brink - What.... what do you mean?
Nomad - You don't deserve the International Title, man. You deserve the WORLD Title. No get your ass in gear and go get it, eh?
The Brink - Thanks, man.
Tom Stone - Nomad shows his respect for the Brink, and the men shake hands! They're leaving the building together! Folks, this has been a great night! This is Tom Stone, and we'll see you at Global Threat!!!