EWA Friday Fever Results For June 4th, 1999, Hosted By Tom Stone, The EWA Informer & The Ultimate Warrior.
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� Divine Interview.
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Divine - Hello boys..... bet you didnt expect to see me here tonight live and in living color!!! Now I know you all want to see me in the ring but Divine is not here to wrestle!!! I am here, however, because I heard that stud, The Warrior, was doing commentary!!! Warrior, you hurt Tito bad..... see I thought we could share something, but your making me mad now, and its not good to make Divine mad...... your all gonna see why tonight!!!! hee hee hee.......
[Divine tosses the microphone down and leaves the ring as his music plays on the PA system.....]
[Suddenly, on the EWA Big Screen, Divine is seen waiting outside The Ultimate Warrior's locker room... The Ultimate Warrior suddenly comes out. Divine nails him in the head with a glass bottle of red wine. Divine cuts a small lock of The Warrior's hair off and puts it in his pocket. Divine then puts a pain of pink Divine underware on The Warrior's head... He pulls out a mouse trap, and snaps it on The Warrior's right hand. He again runs away laughing.]
The Informer - I guess we aren't going to have Warrior here tonight... The Rock N' Roll Express attack Big Dunda!! Double Powerbomb!! Wow! Thats the first move these guys have EVER done!! Both memebers of the Rock N' Roll Express climb to opposite sides of the ropes... Big Dunda gets up.. He knocks both men off their feet!! He climbs one side, Dunda Drop!!! He goes to the other side, Dunda Drop!!! He goes for the DOUBLE cover... Mike Hunter counts, 1... 2.... 3!!!!
[Big Dunda won the match in 1 minute and 9 seconds.]
Johnny Bones - Here is your winner, Big Dunda!!
The Ultimate Warrior - I feel like beating the shit out of Divine, thats how I feel.
The Informer - Hmmm, I see. Did you ever think he might like it when you touch him?? Chris Candido nails Credible with a Diving Headbutt!!! He throws him into the corner, Candido goes up top... Blonde Bombshell!!!! Mike Hunter counts... 1.... 2... 3!!!
[Chris Candido won the match in 6 minutes and 28 seconds.]
Johnny Bones - Here is your winner, Chris Candido!!
The Ultimate Warrior - [Impersonating Divine] Im going to have to say Faarooq... He's an amazing wrestler!! Hell, he beat me!!!
The Informer - Hahahah... Shane Douglas quickly gets to his feet... Fishermans Bus-- Pittsburgh Plunge!!! Billy Gunn can hit the showers, he's done with!! Mike Hunter counts... 1... 2... 3!!
[Shane Douglas won the match in 8 minutes and 57 seconds.]
Johnny Bones - Here is your winner, Shane Douglas!!
The Ultimate Warrior - I bet Rock could take all 8 of them!!
The Informer - Mr. X throws The Rock to the outside... Headhunter 1 is trying to kick The Rock, but it isn't working!! The Rock gets up, ROCK BOTTOM on Headhunter 1!!! The Rock gets into the ring... Mr. X swings for a clothesline but he misses, The Rock turns around..... ROCK BOTTOM!!! The Rock whips off the elbow pad, he hits the ropes, off the other side... People's Elbow!!! Mike Hunter counts... 1.... 2... 3!!!
[The Rock won the match in 13 minutes and 44 seconds.]
Johnny Bones - Here is your winner, The Rock!!
The Informer - Look out!! All the Jobbers are getting in the ring... ROCK BOTTOM!!! Clothesline, ROCK BOTTOM!!! Drop kick, ROCK BOTTOM!!! Knee to the groin, ROCK BOTTOM!!! The Rock has cleared the ring!!!
The Ultimate Warrior - They know how to wrestle?!?!
The Informer - This is shocking!! You gotta see it to beleive it! Max The Million gets back into the ring. The Wildman nails him with a headbut! Max gets up, kick to the groin by The Wildman, Piledriver!!! The Wildman picks him up, look out!!!! Atomic Death Drop!!!! This match is over!!! Mike Hunter counts, 1... 2.... 3!!!
[The Wildman won the match in 18 minutes and 50 seconds.]
Johnny Bones - Here is your winner, The Wildman!!
The Ultimate Warrior - I'll be right back boys, gotta go kick some faggot ass!
The Informer - I think Warrior is starting to get mad... Thats the 5th or 6th low blow this match!! Tito throws the Warrior to the outside... Divine and Tito get on the apron right here infront of us. Divine lifts The Warrior onto the apron, It looks like we're going to see a Double Inverted Atomic Drop onto the concrete floor!!! Wait a minute!! Warrior grabs both men, DOUBLE BULLDOG THREW THE FRENCH ANNOUNCE TABLE!!!!! [Ding Ding Ding]
[Divine & Tito won the match in 23 minutes and 16 seconds.]
Johnny Bones - Here are your winners by Disqualification, Divine & Tito!! But STILL EWA North American Champion, The Ultimate Warrior!!
The Ultimate Warrior - I wish I had Divine in one of these matches...
Tom Stone - Get your ass in my office and sign the damn thing you lazy bastard!!
The Informer - Hahhaha... Chandler has a baseball bat, WHAM! He sent The Wildman all the way up the entrance aisle with that shot!! TNT charges at Chandler and knocks him down!! Left, Right, Left, Right... These 2 are going for the kill!!
The Ultimate Warrior - I think they hate each other...
The Informer - Ya think??? Wildman nails TNT with a chairshot.. TNT rolls into the backstage area!! Chander jumps, Hurraconranna on The Wildman!!! Thats gonna leave a mark!!
Tom Stone - All 3 men are in the back... This match is No Countout... Who knows where they're going!!! We've lost the view... Wait a minute. I've received word that the men are all outside of the building in the parking lot!! This sucks... We can't possibly get a camera shot at the action! What do I pay these camera men for?!?!
[No Contest in 37 minutes and 25 seconds.]
Johnny Bones - Ladies and Gentlemen, this match has been ruled a No Contest!!
The Ultimate Warrior - Make sure he's still alive... He might have had a heart attack from the excitment of actually having a chance at winning the title!
The Informer - HE'S ALIVE!!! Here comes Faarooq!! He runs into the ring... TBL kicks him in the thigh... again, again... TBL with a clothesline!! TBL goes for the cover... 1... 2.... No!! TBL got off of Faarooq at the last second! He would have won the title with a clothesline!! TBL picks up Faarooq, he signals for The Legend Lock!! Faarooq gets up, He locks it on!!!
[Serial Thrylla appears from the locker room area...]
Serial Thrylla - Hold on 1 second... TBL, you screwed me, I screw you!! Ref ring the bell NOW!!
[Ding Ding Ding]
[No Contest in 0 minutes and 48 seconds.]
Johnny Bones - Ladies and Gentlemen, this match has been ruled a No Contest!!!
Serial Thrylla - Damn right!! TBL, you want the title?? Well, I'll give you a title shot... How does this sound??? You, TBL, and Faarooq AS A TEAM... against the team of [Pauses].... Chandler and TNT... at Global Threat on Sunday June 20th!!! Don't you just love me?? Well here's another stipulation!! The winning team at Global Threat will fight EACH OTHER for the EWA Heavyweight Title on the following show, Tuesday Night Heat!! ...........Well??
TBL - No No No! You've got it all wrong!! You see, a couple weeks back YOU SIGNED THIS MATCH... YOU gave me the easy win. Well, now your trying to screw me out of the title and it ain't happinen'!!! So, Mr. Commish... If you got the BALLS, let ME pick MY OWN partner!!
Serial Thrylla - Hmmmmm..... Alright BLT, You got it!!
[The crowd is shocked/amazed at what just happened. Serial Thrylla smiles and heads back to his locker room as everyone leaves the ring. Mike Hunter has the EWA Heavyweight Title in his hands... He doesn't know what to do with it, So he drops it in the middle of the ring and leaves.]
Tom Stone - Well, there you have it!! The match has been signed!! TBL and a Mystery Partner against Chandler and TNT at Global Threat... The winning team will fight each other for the EWA Heavyweight Title on Tuesday Night Heat!! Thats it for now, For The Informer and The Ultimate Warrior, this is Tom Sto--- Wait a minute, There's Chandler!!!
[Chandler enters the ring through the crowd... he kneels down, looks at the EWA Heavyweight Title for awhile... picks it up, then goes over to the turnbuckle and holds up the title as Bulls On Parade blasts over the PA System.]
