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The Informer - .....Bad Dream!! Max The Million has just took out Jerry Lynn with "Bad Dream"!! Mike Hunter counts... 1...... 2..... 3!!!
[Max The Million won the match in 8 minutes and 10 seconds.]
Johnny Bones - Here is your winner, Max The Million!!
[No Contest in 0 minutes and 0 seconds.]
Johnny Bones - Ladies and Gentlemen, this match has been ruled a No Contest!!
The Informer - He's at 7... Both men are up... Castor Troy swings for a clothesline... Dash Sage moves, Castor goes flying into the corner... Sage rolls him up, he's got the tights!! And his feet are on the second rope... 1.... 2..... 3!!!
["The Main Event" Dash Sage won the match in 31 minutes and 6 seconds.]
Johnny Bones - Here is your winner, "The Main Event" Dash Sage!!
The Informer - The Reverse Edge from the top!!!!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!! Zed is climbing the cage... He's up... over.... aaaaand DOWN!!!
[Zed won the match in 22 minutes and 25 seconds.]
Johnny Bones - Here is your winner, Zed!!
The Informer - That's Todd Ryan!! He's got Thorn's Cruiserweight Championship Belt!! He's on the apron... WHAMO!!! Ryan just nailed Thorn in the head with the Title!! Pollux gets up... TKO!!! THORN IS DOWN!!! Mike Hunter counts... 1..... 2........ 3!!!!!
[Pollux "The Main Man" Troy won the match in 29 minutes and 58 seconds.]
Johnny Bones - Here is your winner, Pollux "The Main Man" Troy!!
The Informer - THE DOWNWARD PLUNGE!!! That move is what makes him the current EWA International Champion!! 1.... 2...... 3!!!!!
[The Brink won the match in 38 minutes and 23 seconds.]
Johnny Bones - Here is your winner, and STILL EWA International Champion, The Brink!!
[Blackout. Suddenly, Whatever by Godsmack blasts through the arena as The Brink makes his way to the ring with a chair... He gets in the ring.]
The Informer - WHAM!!!! CHANDLER HAS BEEN LAID OUT BY THE BRINK!! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!?!?!?
[Chandler won the match in 48 minutes and 49 seconds.]
Johnny Bones - Here is your winner by Disqualification, Chandler!!
The Informer - TBL is pushing Pegasus Warrior away!! Wait a minute!!! TBL is laying the boots to Thrylla as well!! The crowd is going ballistic, I've never heard boos like this!! TBL and Pegasus Warrior shake hands, this was a set up from the getgo... I can't believe what I've just seen!! They're dragging Thrylla up to his feet! OH GOD!!! They just lifted him up in the air, and smashed a hole in the top of the cage with his head!! MOTHER OF GOD.... THEY KILLED HIM!!!!
[The cage is raising now, and Pegasus Warrior is leaving the ring. TBL is still in their, kicking the life out of an unconscious Thrylla. Fans are littering the ring with trash.]
Tom Stone - I've never seen anything like this!! TBL has done it again! Wait a minute.... Here comes Chandler!! He's yelling at Pegasus Warrior!! The Pegasus Warrior lays out Chandler with a clothesline!! OH MY GOD!!! Pegasus Warrior has turned on Chandler!!! TBL is now also beating on Chandler!! THIS IS INSANE!!! Fans, we're out of time, we'll see you on Heat!!
[No Contest in 3 minutes and 14 seconds.]
Johnny Bones - Ladies and Gentlemen, this match has been ruled a No Contest!!