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The Informer - The Bolt!!!!! That was Cinergy's signature move!!! Mike Hunter counts... 1... 2.... 3!!!
[Cinergy won the match in 0 minutes and 26 seconds.]
Johnny Bones - Here is your winner, Cinergy!!
The Informer - P.A.S!!!! And for those of you who dont know what it means, it's "Parental Advisory is Suggested"!!!! Mike Hunter counts... 1.... 2.... 3!!!
[Meanstreak won the match in 4 minutes and 42 seconds.]
Johnny Bones - Here is your winner, Meanstreak!!
The Informer - Micky Finn rolls out of the way, The Warrior goes straight into the mat!!! Micky Finn picks him up, Gorilla Press Slam!!! Wait a minute, some police officers are out here at ringside... They're getting into the ring!! What the hell!?!! They're handcuffing The Ultimate Warrior!! Why!?!?
[Tom Stone gets into the ring... The camera gets beside Tom Stone]
Tom Stone - What the hell are you guys doing??!
Officer - We're charging him for assualt of the McDonalds employee and for disobeying the law... He assaulted another police officer....
Tom Stone - Okay, then...
[Micky Finn won the match in 23 minutes and 59 seconds.]
Johnny Bones - Here is your winner, Micky Finn!!
The Informer - Billy Gunn throws Castor to the ropes, he lifts him high in the air... Oh my!! Castor just flew face first into the mat!!! Gunn picks him up, Elbow to the stomach, The FameAsser!!!! Mike Hunter counts... 1.... 2.... 3!!!!!!
[Bad Ass Billy Gunn won the match in 26 minutes and 24 seconds.]
Johnny Bones - Here is your winner, Bad Ass Billy Gunn!!
The Informer - Deuce sets up Wildman in the corner... He gets out of the ring... X-Treme gets up on the top rope... Deuce slides a chair in the ring right infront of The Wildman... THE SHOWSTOPPER ON A CHAIR!!! X-Treme goes for the cover... 1... 2.... 3!!!!
[X-Treme won the match in 33 minutes and 53 seconds.]
Johnny Bones - Here is your winner, The EWA North American Champion, X-Treme!!
Tom Stone - Deuce is back in the ring.... He just gave X-Treme a buisness card!! Lets get a close up....
[The camera picks up Deuce saying "Gimme a ring, we'll talk..."]
The Informer - He see's that Blitzkreig has set up Zed in the corner... He takes a few steps back... THE DOWNWARD PLUNGE!!! He goes for the pin... 1..... 2..... 3!!!!!!
[The Brink won the match in 34 minutes and 8 seconds.]
Johnny Bones - Here is your winner, and STILL EWA International Champion, The Brink!!
Blitzkreig - How's that for family, Brink!!
The Informer - He's destracting TBL!!! Davis is up... He throws a clothesline... TBL ducks, Davis nails Siko!! TBL capitalizes, THE LEGEND LOCK!!! Davis is tapping out!! He's finished!!!
[TBL won the match in 23 minutes and 26 seconds.]
Johnny Bones - Here is your winner, TBL!!
The Informer - Damian is going to beat on Brightblade!! Wait a minute... He just pulled out a Inner Circle T-Shirt from his back pocket!!! He's giving it to Brightbalde!!! Brightblade has joined the Inner Circle!!!
[No Contest in 43 minutes and 5 seconds.]
Johnny Bones - Ladies and Gentlemen, this match has been ruled a No Contest!!
[We are now taken once again to the same hospital room in downtown Manhattan that Chandler was in Tuesday. This time though, the camera is already zoomed in on his face and Chandler is ready to talk. His body is still in horrible shape and his face has seemed to not get better...]
Chandler - This is what we have all been waiting for. It appears I will be out of commision for a little while longer than I would have hoped, so I thought long, I thought hard, and one name came to mind. No, not Serial Thrylla. No, not The Regulators. And no, not even Cromwell or Jack Williams. Enough with all of the bullshit, I don't need to say anything else, this is the replacements time to shine. So, without further ado, I give you "the replacement"..... The Pegasus Warrior.
[The EWA fades to black once again and the word "Prophecy" appears once again. When the fans turn away from the EWA Bigscreen to look at the ring, the man known as the Pegasus Warrior is allready in the ring]
*A deceitful laugh pours out of the mouth of the Pegasus Warrior, a well-known figure around the world of e-fed wrestling for quite some time. He stares coldly into the camera and speaks out to all viewers watching at ringside and around the world.*
The Pegasus Warrior - The Pegasus has arrived. Yes, TBL, once again it's your move to jump ship now that the man you have feared since day one has arrived. I do not believe in fighting for lost causes, TBL, but I know that here in EWA, I am guaranteed to see only the most gruesome, frightening, and downright violent action on the planet. You have avoided your destiny for long enough. You're nothing to me, TBL... nothing! I not only come here to take you out once and for all, but I come to free the world from your overconfident ways and your sickening moments of self-glory. There's no one that buys this constant bull sh*t anymore, TBL. You know it and I know it. You may have put one of the EWA Hardcore innovators on his back for now, but believe me, I come here to replace this man for one reason and one reason only. And that, my friend, is to burn your a** in front of the whole world! The time has come, TBL. To hear the Pegasus is to fear the Pegasus... and I have made you hear!