The Rotten Ozone
                                Vs
                          The Regulators
Johnny Rotten - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...

Johnny Rotten - Introducing first, at a total combined weight of 500,
the team of The Rotten Ozone!!

[They climb into the ring]

Johnny Rotten - And their opponents, coming down the aisle, The Regulators,
they weigh in at over 500 pounds!!

[They move down to the ring]

Paul Diamond -  Looks like "Ozone" Kilboy is going to start this match
against Johnny Rage.

The Informer - Johnny Rage is taking over from the start. Ozone is trying
to get back offensive. 

Paul Diamond -  He's charging at Johnny Rage and Johnny Rage sends
him down with a hip toss! [The Bell Rings and the match officially
begins]

The Informer - Johnny Rage is trying to apply a figure-four!! 

Paul Diamond -  "Ozone" Kilboy Got out of it! He's lucky! "Ozone"
Kilboy sure could use some help now. "Ozone" Kilboy moving to his
feet. Rage kicks him back down! Johnny Rage is all over Ozone! He's
choking him out!! Kilboy won't be able to take that for long! 

The Informer - We've got a tag by "Ozone" Kilboy which brings Ian
Rotten into the match.

Paul Diamond - Ian Rotten gets picked up.... tilt-o-whirl Back Breaker!!!
Johnny Rage dives on Ian Rotten and applies a headlock. He's pounding
away at the forehead of Ian Rotten! 

The Informer -  What an incredible series of punches!! Johnny Rage
pulling Rotten back to his feet. Ian Rotten attacking with a set of
jabs to the chest, Rage tries for some of his own and Ian Rotten blocks
and applys a standing armbar! 

Paul Diamond -  Johnny Rage isn't going to give up to that! Johnny
Rage charging Ian Rotten ... clothesli NO! Ian Rotten counters with
a backdrop at the last second!! 

The Informer - Pinning combination by Ian Rotten ...1 ...2 ... Johnny
Rage grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there! Johnny Rage
needs to try for a comeback! Johnny Rage climbing back to his feet,
Ian Rotten moves in... Vertical Suplex! Ian Rotten with a lateral
press Mike Hunter ...1 ...2  ... OhHHHH 

Paul Diamond -  That had to be two and seven eights!! 

The Informer - Johnny Rage lunging toward Ian Rotten and knocking
off his feet!! Desperation maneuver by Johnny Rage!! Johnny Rage drops
a knee on lower leg of Ian Rotten! Rage Stomping away at the chest
of Ian Rotten! Johnny Rage is moving back to his feet 

Paul Diamond - "Ozone" Kilboy tagged in by Ian Rotten.

The Informer - "Ozone" Kilboy hops back to his feet. Ozone connects
with a chop to the chest of Johnny Rage. Set up for a neckbreaker,
Ozone pulls it off and drops Rage like yesterdays newspaper! 

Paul Diamond - Johnny Rage is ROCKED with a big elbow! Johnny Rage
is out cold! Cover by Ozone ...1 ...2 ... Mike Hunter is pointing
to the ropes Johnny Rage has his foot on the ropes! Kilboy with a
roll up. Mike Hunter counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!! Inside cradle,
...1 ...2 . Rage makes it out. 

The Informer -  Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts.  Johnny
Rage sure could use some help now. 

Paul Diamond - Kilboy is trying to pull Johnny Rage back to his feet.
Johnny Rage with an eye gouge!! Down goes "Ozone" Kilboy! "Ozone"
Kilboy is stumbling. Johnny Rage's going for a boston crab. 

The Informer -  He's not gonna get it on Ozone is to quick! Johnny
Rage is trying to apply a figure-four!! 

Paul Diamond -  Ozone Got out of it! He's lucky! Rick Ramos charges at
Ian Rotten!! Rotten goes flying threw the African announce table...
of course the EWA is broadcasted in 45 different languag---

The Informer - Shut up!! Rage climbing the ropes... Ramos nails a reverse
shoulder breaker!! Rage jumps.... 450 SPLASH!!!! WOAH!! That was the De-Regulator!!!
We haven't seen that since The Regulatros debuted!!! Rage goes for the cover,
Mike Hunter counts ...1 ...2 ...3!!!

[The Regulators won the match in 16 minutes and 45 seconds.]

Johnny Rotten - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Theee
Reeeguuulaaatooors