Nomad Vs Shane Douglas Johnny Bones - This next match is a Heavyweight Title Retirement Re-Match... Johnny Bones - Coming down the Aisle, from Parts Unknown, weighing in at 256 pounds, He stands 6'2", he is the EWA Heavyweight Champion!, Nooomaaad!!!! [Nomad makes his way to the ring.] Johnny Bones - And his opponent, On his way down the Aisle weighing 225 He is Shaaaneee Dooouuuglaaas!!! [Shane Douglas walks to the ring.] [Ding, Ding, Ding] Paul Diamond - We've got a stare down!! WAIT A MINUTE!! ["Serial Thrilla" from Prodigy comes over the PA system. Suddenly the DFA Pimp-van is driven into the arena by Serial Thrylla. He gets out, climbs on top of it, and gets microphone.] Serial Thrylla - Nomad, you want my answer!?! Gothic-man, Your trench coat is looking a bit haggard and torn.. So I decided to spring for a new one... [The Arena goes dark, as a Trench coat with the letters DFA written across it is lowered to the ring. Nomad stares at it with a puzzled look. Suddenly the trench coat explodes into frames, as "Jerk Off" From Tool is now played in the backround.] Serial Thrylla - And for those of you who can't take a hint, That means I'm down with your plan... Nomad, Chandler.... and the rest of the EWA.... Homicide is from the heavens, and Death Comes from Above... At the April pay-per-view, Put the Kids to bed. Get your ID's out, because there is No Children Under 17 allowed. Cuz it's gonna be PURE VIOLENCE!!! [Thrylla climbs back in his Pimpvan and backs out of the arena... Nomad has a look of satisfaction on his face.] The Informer - WHAT THE HELL!?!?! Nomad sets up Shane Douglas, THE WANDERING!! Guess what's next!!!................. Paul Diamond - JOURNEY'S END!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mike Hunter counts... 1.... 2.... 3!!!!! [Nomad won the match in 0 minutes and 34 seconds.] Johnny Bones - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... And STILL EWA Heavyweight Champion, Nooooooooooooooooomad!!!!!!!!! [Tom Stone appears on the EWA Big Screen] Tom Stone - Shaney boy, YOUR ASS IS OUT OF A JOB!!!